Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - What’s Really Going On With Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump (ft. Brace Belden)

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

On today's episode the guys are join by the co-host of the podcast TrueAnon, Brace Belden, to discuss what's really happening with the Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Case.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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All right. It is macro dosing today. We have a very special episode for you. We've got Brace Belden from the True Anon podcast. He was on to talk about Epstein like a year ago with his co-host, is today it's just brace and he's going to be talking to us about stormy daniels and the trump trial or the trump indictment he's been down boots on the ground at some of the protests seeing what's going on with the pro-trump people and the anti-trump people and brace is a hilarious guy and today

i think it it will go on to cement his friendship with billy you guys are like best friends now he loves you this episode is going to be pretty wild it's an awesome episode i'll say it goes everywhere I'll say this. This is if you're a Billy Hater, this is a Billy Redemption episode. Billy was great today. Billy, great job. I'm recording this after Brace just left. But very good episode for Billy.

So everybody give Billy's flowers after this episode. Coming off the nanodosing, this was a great episode for Billy. Okay, just came back strong. Okay. And also Tom Hanks was not at Epstein's Island. Okay. And is there anybody else that you may have implicated later on? Bob Saggett.

Okay. So those two guys officially not. Let's just get ahead of that. At Epstein. Besides that, besides that minor missed up. Yeah. Billy had a great episode today.

So, yeah, let's get into Brace. He's joining us in studio right now. Oh, I just did it. Look at it. See that? What's that? What is it? Snow globe?

It's like one of those globes that you got to put on a thing. Yeah, I did that shit. Oh, hell yeah. It's a ball. Oh, you put it on the T. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it fell off. Oh, it fell off.

Damn it. We saw it. I mean, I get it a lot My kids will come and knock it over Because they can't do it They're hating on me It's like a ball cup Yeah, ball and a cup

In a snow globe You're also sick at Rubik's cubes Right I can do them I don't know if I'm sick at it I cannot do them I think anybody that can do them Is sick at it

Yeah, it's kind of a binary I feel like You can either do them work I can't It's a memory thing Yeah We had a dude on part of my take One time

He's like the world champion Cuber And he brought in his own There are different types of cubes he had a speed cube which has like it's easier to grip you got a speed cube and he like let us mix it up and then he put

it behind his back after looking at it for like 10 seconds get the fuck out of here and did the entire thing it was wild it's algorithms it's not like they're not just talented but if I had that kind of like neurodivergency I would rather be good at like stock like rain man stuff does he get at stocks who's just good at math

no just blackjack it's not that it's not as deep as you it's not as deep as you think though it's algorithms so it's like if you do something in a certain pattern like the way the mathematics are set up on the cube yeah it will always it always do that so you have to look for certain patterns on it and once you figure it once you figure it out the algorithm it's it's not that hard i mean i used to think people are super smart who could do rubik's cubes and it's just you just it's an algorithm but to me maybe having good memory and being smart of the same thing because i don't have either

of those things and so there's both like unattainable goals for me you know what i i think you're you're writing that but probably like in the moment problem solving skills is a high level intelligence thing and people even people with bad memory still yeah retain those abilities i can lie really well when i'm in trouble well that's a that's a high level intelligence i can i can do that that's like the opposite of memory that's like creating something exactly i'm a i'm a i'm a urban creative and that's i got i got called a yuppie the other day indirectly like i was i was uh i'm moving to chicago in a little bit And so I was walking around a neighborhood and I'm trying to figure out where to live.

And somebody wrote on a driveway like, fuck you yuppies. And I was like, am I a yuppie? Like, that means I'm a young urban professional. Yeah. So I'm like, that means I'm an at risk urban youth in a way. Like I'm young. Yeah. But I'm not, I guess I'm professional.

You're a professional. You have a job. Young urban podcaster. Young urban podcasters. Yeah. He's a new yuppie. Yeah. So guilty is charged.

But it made me stop. And I was like, Wait, what? I haven't heard the word yuppie. It's kind of, it's an old insult. I mean, it's not really. That's one like the 80s. If somebody calls me a yuppie, they're actually telling me that they're a boomer by using

the term yuppie. Yeah, absolutely. That's like you get mad at in like 1986. Yeah. People stop using that insult because they sent all the manufacturing jobs overseas. Yeah. So there's no one left to call yuppies yuppies because they had to become yuppies. Yeah, you're either a barista or you work in an office or you deliver food.

uh you're an influencer or you're a barback you're a hipster or a yuppie yeah that's true there's there's no like i mean then there's the blue collar union workers who guess they can still throw the yuppie yeah i wouldn't mind being called a yuppie by somebody that actually had like grease under their fingernails at the time i don't think they're doing that though you don't think so i don't think they're yelling that at people uh where are they yelling at people uh probably hipster because the thing is the crazy part is those guys are making just as much if not more benefits then the yuppies yeah i feel like you're working construction or something you're making like i mean i don't know about new york but san Francisco you're making a fucking new york is

fucking if you got a union job working construction in new york you're making close to a hundred to 200 a year even an entrance level job with the benefits check this out if you fall off new york city is the only is the only fucking city in the country where if you fall off a building a constructed construction site from any height like you can be first floor second four whatever and you can be drunk this is the important thing you can be drunk you can be drunk you can can be high you can be completely blacked out fucked up if you fall out and uh fall off and injure yourself the you're you're totally able to sue like yeah you're in the right and you can get money that's if you fall off the curb i think that was like there's some saying that describes that whole

situation about falling off the curb and getting like a million dollars yeah yeah yeah i'll be really at that falling but falling off a first story building that's the dream easy 10 feet yeah but the thing is why a lot of guys don't do that is you don't get a lot of work after that. Yeah, because they're like, he's a follower. Like, yeah, he got, he got his, got cashed out. But like, I know a guy that got into the elevator union. And I think starting for him was like 150K.

Yeah. And it's once you get there, they do like a, it's almost like you're getting made in Goodfellas. Yeah. They have a ceremony for you. And then you just know that the rest of your life is going to be sweet once you get to the elevator union. In the Bay, I was in, I was in the longshore union, but I was in the manufacturing part of it. I've worked in a brewery. But the longshore guys, it's like

250K started. Yeah. That's awesome. And free six. Waste management in the city is like their fucking set. Shit workers are you got, if you're working with shit, you're made for the rest of your life. I was talking with. That's the one thing that we do correctly. Like that's garbage people should

be paid. Yeah. A ton of money. But what's crazy is think about wage stagnation amongst the yuppies and urban professionals has totally shifted that narrative where yuppie like, Yeah. Like no one's throwing that around anymore. It's like a guy who makes 55K doing data entry at fucking some like payment processing

company that works with Etsy or whatever. I think that's why when Amazon workers try to unionize, it takes a while for people to really get on their side if they ever do because the day-to-day implications for most people are like, well, my, you know, the nail polish that I ordered isn't going to get shipped on time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just get mad at them for it. But if sanitation workers go on strike, they will literally.

flood your streets with shit. Exactly. And so they've got us by the balls. Yeah. Garbage workers? Yeah. I mean, granted, New York is basically full of just garbage bags on the street anyways, but imagine if there's piled up week after week.

Well, I mean, one of these big apartment buildings, like, yeah, there's tons of trash outside of them, but that's literally less than a week's worth. If they let that pile up one sitting, that, like, it'll be insane. It's anarchy. Yeah. Also, I've never seen any city in the, we're really in America that just puts their trash in the street like New York. It's wild, isn't it?

It's crazy. Respect. Yeah. I mean, Chicago, they've got alleys. Yeah. I'd everything. But here, it's like, no, you're, you're going to see it in summertime. We were talking about the worst smelling cities in America on Monday show.

Yeah. New York's, I think New York's in my top three. Number one, I'm going to go with, we went with Amarillo. If you ever been to Amarillo, Texas, they've got. It's got an effluvium. They've got slaughterhouses and they've got just a ton of fertilizer everywhere. So the whole town all the time, it smells like shit. Number two, I forgot.

about this one Shreveport Louisiana I've been there it's a bad smelling city I love it don't give it a long time but it's bad there's like petroleum and yeah all these refineries yeah fish there's some seafood industry in town that's rough and then what else did we have up there

heard a lot of people say New Jersey turn bike freaking Bergen County just on the turnpike but the thing is people always think it's all of Jersey smells like that but that's when they're passing through the rest of Bergen County smells fine Billy said San Francisco But San Francisco does stink.

I got the temperature of San Francisco wrong. I thought it was a little hotter there than it actually was. A lot of people got angry at me for thinking that it hit 90 consistently in the summer. And not like two days of, yeah. But I thought that would, I guess New York hits 90 more than San Francisco. Oh, 100%. Yeah. I lived in San Francisco for almost my entire life.

Yeah. It's been, I've swam in the bay maybe once or twice ever because that's never hot enough to. Yeah. I just coming from New York, I always thought someplace in California would be hotter. No. That voice that you recognize is Brace Belden, recurring guest on macrodosing. Hello. Pig Piss Grandad.

You might know him as Pig Piss Grandad. Piss Pig. Piss pig. Yeah. That's basically the same thing. Yeah. So he's a legend in the internet. I think you're an internet legend, right?

I would say so. I got called the right wing internet troll for being at this protest I went to. Who called you that? The Huffington Post. That's why I didn't go. That's awesome. Yeah. Everyone wanted me to go.

I was like, no, because then it's, like, not funny. Who is the Huffington Post anymore? They called, the guy said he was from Huffpo, which I'm sorry. That's only, that's a term I only hear in, like, prestige television shows about online media. My thing is, if you're, like, a guy in your mid-30s and you're at a party and someone's like, where do you work? And you say Huff-Poe, say, you know, I'm a dental technician. Don't say Huff-Po. Media.

Harry Potter. Yeah, I work in media. That's my move. You can go to the Huffington Post website. Yeah, I tell people that I'm a dietitian. That's a good one. Girls love that. Technically, I am too.

This is a great headline that they have right now on Huff Post is what they call it on their own website. Glass Half Bull. Oh, I love that. Geopiers claim criminal charges would help Trump. Yeah. That's 100. That's true. That is zero cap detected.

That's why they're calling you a right way. wing troll is because you're saying yeah you're speaking the truth i'm speaking the truth yeah uh glass glass half bowl geopiers claimed criminal charges would help trump and then they have a picture of trump doing his little smirk here i've i've loved the ai generated pictures that have come out of trump yeah really good arian have you seen those i did i thought it was real until i kept scrolling i was like yeah why is this nigger running fan like trump can't there's no way trump can run no no he wouldn't run he He believes that his body is a battery. He does a finite amount of energy.

So if you run, you're not going to be able to access that energy later. He doesn't have any flight reflex. Oh, he's got his fight. Yeah, yeah, he just doesn't understand how to fight. That's actually, that's a, that's a great analysis of his genetic makeup. I wonder what all of his ancestors going way, way, way, way, way back where they would just stare down a, like a buffalo as it was charging on him. Scotland, Germany.

Yeah. Dr. I love when people started throwing the drum for a lot Oh, that was that that backfired Yeah Pretty much immediate

That was something like It was it came out of the gate It was John Oliver right Yeah Came out of the gates He was like This is gonna be so fucking good And then nobody

It didn't even catch on Among like the most Like pussy hat Type of people They were just like This isn't I saw the Krasenstein Who came back to Twitter recently

They're dropping it They're dropping it As an athlete Yeah I mean What do you think of their bodies? Crasson Seas? I don't look.

They got hard bodies? I just remember them in 2016 and now that they're back. I don't remember seeing any pictures of them. Oh, you got to do a quick Google image search of Krasenstein's shirtless. Yeah, shirtless. That's also, by the way, a little Google tip here. Always the second word for any name.

Oh, just in case. These guys are definitely hitting some cycles. Natty? Are they short? If they're short, they could be Natty. because a lot of well let me let me find this I trust a hundred percent

Billy's analysis of whether or not somebody's on steroids absolutely he's batting a thousand low body like you can see a lot of low body fat guys like that how tall are they what about their nipples that's what you look at right wait you look at the nipples yeah the nipples if they're cone that shows a lot of anabolic activity cones like the whole

the ariola like you know that picture of Joe Rogan jumping into the ice where he's got those pokey ass nipples like that dude was running stuff way back when. Yeah. Interesting. Because I worked at a gym and the only, but I don't know about working out or think about it. And so I just assume that

anybody who was in shape was on steroids until my boss was like, you got to look for back acne on an adult man. Yeah. If it's got the really, really small, it's a different type of acne. It's not like you'd see on a teenager's face. Yeah. It's like tiny little pinpricks of acne

and that's the stuff that tells you. One time I accidentally used my roommate had steroid cream and because they had a like a psoriasis thing that they had and I had in there I was dealing with um it was like a back fungus this is really cool thing to talk about I yeah the tini did you get rid of it the tinea versicle yeah so if you don't shower immediately after working out or if you reuse a gym shirt sometimes it can give you this like back fungus on it so I started to get that and then it's almost impossible to get you can't really get rid of it unless you take medicine for it. Yeah. But I thought that this, this psoriasis healing thing

would help my fungus. So I put it all over my back and then my back just broke out in steroid acne. Wow. But I didn't get jacked up off it, which sucked. That does suck. Yeah. Crescentines, they look short, so I think they're natty. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. I used to work in a gym too and the worst part of my job was they would, they would tell me, I was in charge of like policing the steam room. Yeah. Oh. Somebody was behaving badly in the steam room. Jacking off. 100% yeah most of it wasn't so much that for me it was uh my boss would be like there's a large persian man that's just pacing back and forth screaming to himself in the steam room can you go in and tell him to stop uh-huh and i was like a 120 pound high school sophomore yeah yeah so i'd walk

in and i'd look at him and be like nope this guy all good this guy's having a great time just say to your boss he's on his bluetooth i work at a boxing gym and i know nothing i knew nothing about boxing I still know nothing about boxing But I got to yell at these guys all day It was incredible It was a dream for me Yeah, that's very cool Probably a lot of them were very like responsive

Yeah That probably weren't like angry dude Well, a lumpy Jew yelling at you If you're an athlete It's sort of like the natural Like state of things, right? Like a guy who I didn't I've never ran the mile on my life

I walked with the girls eating hot Cheetos and shit I never ran the mile of my life In the cookie monster pajamas I didn't wear those I was just like trying I was like just thinking about when I was going to smoke my first cigarette I was like that's gonna be so fucking sick

And and then later in my life Getting to yell at guys Doing a sport that I had no interest in nor understanding of Was was great It was great for both of us It was it meshed really well There should be a cigarette Olympics I would win it in a heartbeat

I was four packs a day at one point What the fuck? Yeah In Syria, because they give you ultralight cigarettes. Oh, they burn super fast? They burn so fast. And it's like nothing in it. It's Armenian sigs.

So you'd wake up first thing you'd smoke? Just all the time you'd have a cigarette. Yeah. Did you ever meet, like, I saw this viral video of this soldier who ripped a whole cigarette in one breath. I think he was like. I try to do that one. I can't do it. I think he was like a diver.

He might have been. Yeah. I want to think he was like a Navy SEAL diver. Has to be. Insane lung capacity. And he just ripped a whole. cigarette in one breath. There's a dude in the Balkans who can fucking, uh, hold his breath for 30 minutes.

Think of how many sags that dude could smoke. Yeah. In one breath. That's wild. And the thing is they're just exercising it all the time so the cigarettes don't even affect them. So sick. Like, so it doesn't even affect their breath.

Yeah, cigarette Olympics. It should happen. Yeah, absolutely. Uh, so, yeah, we have braced on today. We're going to talk about the, uh, the Stormy Daniels situation and the Trump situation because you've been, you've been boots on the ground. Oh, absolutely. As a right wing troll.

As a right wing troll. Yeah, you've been covering the situation here. Last time we had you on, we did our Epstein episode. Yes. A lot's happened since then with, with Galane. Well, not really with Epstein. Not really with that. Well, you don't know.

Who knows? I mean, you know. His brother's still, like, in this neighborhood. Is you really? Mark Epstein, yeah. Was he ever implicated anything? No, he's just like a, he's like a scummy landlord. You know when, like, certain guys get a certain amount of money and they just don't have any job,

but it's just like art dealer landlord like it's just they like they rent seekers you know what I mean it's just a regular they don't want income yeah yeah yeah yeah I want to do those taxes yeah yeah yeah so he's just like yeah he's like one of those guys but he's a shithead what's what's the latest on apartments what's the latest on the the flight log situation you know there's going to be so the most sort of recent situation flight logs I think it's basically the same but the most recent thing is just Daley from jp Morgan bank so the Attorney General of the Virgin Islands, right? I mean, Virgin Islands got like, fucking, I don't know, population of like 50,000, right?

But, you know, they got an attorney general. They got a governor. She sues this woman, I can't remember her name, but she sues J.P. Morgan, late December. It's like the 28th of December last year for basically like helping Jeffrey Epstein run his sex trafficking ring. Two days later, three days later, actually, because it's New Year's Eve. she's fired by the governor of the Virgin Islands who of course was like basically groomed into his position by the previous governor of the Virgin Islands good friends with Jeffrey Epstein right so it's like a very obvious fucking like it was a tit for tat thing like you you you made this lawsuit

now you're out of here what do you think about the tennis court construction if you look at Google maps of several satellite images of the island yeah it's a very mysterious tennis court that is built but like the in the building of it the construction doesn't exactly look like laying out clay tennis courts hadn't seen that yeah it's it's weird i don't think there's much to it and maybe the different type of dirt and rock that's on that island yeah but people have been theorizing that it's a mass grave i really want to go i mean it's easy i've seen dude there's dudes on youtube yeah go there yeah the problem is i don't want to really go to the virgin islands for any other reason. It's kind of a big expenditure

to get over there. And then it's like, I mean, it's probably cool, but like, it seems like a place where you go when you're really old and have a lot of money. And if you, like, find out all the secrets, I don't think you'd be able to, like, chill on the beach exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually don't think it's that expensive. Really? Yeah, it's for U.S., I guess, territory.

Yeah, I went there, it was maybe a year and a half ago, and the flight was, like, super short, and it wasn't an expensive flight at all. What did you do? The Lolita? I just Yeah, it's free. I just met this guy and then yeah he just hooked it up he was incredible it was like i don't know it was like a cinderella situation that was amazing uh no it just went over there and i i basically just drank

novelty drinks and got drunk for three days well basically jess daly who was in charge of like rich guy banking specifically at jp morgan turns out that and he'd been like implicating epstein stuff he was like good boys with him but he was in charge of epstein's accounts there and basically all these emails came out and he had denied like oh you know i didn't know anything about you know, Epstein stuff, obviously he did. I mean, it was in the fucking news. But it came out that he was almost certainly using Epstein as a kind of pimp for himself.

Like, you know, talking about girls named Snow White, like using Disney fucking fairy tale names for girls. And then, I mean, also the Bill Gates stuff came out. Since we talked. Yeah, yeah. More Bill Gates stuff like Melinda talking about. His wife just threw his ass on the bus immediately. She probably figured it out and it was like, holy fuck.

That arrangement that Bill Gates had with his, his high school girlfriend too what was that so every year he was allowed to go on a vacation with his high school what like not a girl who's currently in high school yes but the girl like his first love oh his arrangement with his wife was he gets to go on vacation with this chick that he still loved once a year what really weird stuff is this normal ladies is this is this an average request can I do this in a relationship I guess if you have like 30 billion dollars you can yeah oh well okay well I'll get something to work work towards

this is why you shouldn't give nerds money yeah absolutely this is the thing and this is I will really I you know and I you know we are in Barstool I hope this is the ethos here nerds really got to get

back in the locker yeah that's why we Billy's our resident nerd stuffer I just got to say like this is probably dudes you didn't get laid in high school turn out to be evil people

made down the line for sure if you didn't if you didn't lose your Virginia by senior year, you should be drafted. Like, that's how, I mean, I, yeah, a hundred percent agree with that. Yeah, did we lose Aaron? Did he bounce out? We're dealing with, we're dealing with bad internet.

So, yeah, we are an internet company here, and literally everything that we do is for the internet and exists online. You guys have bad internet. It completely crashes four times a day. Spectrum. It's, yeah, probably. It's probably like Errol's dial-up internet from 1997. It's bad stuff. I got something to pitch for you guys. All right?

Well, for Barstool in general, right? You know how there's a sports betting thing, right? Yeah. You know what's a market that's completely untapped? Oh, I love to sound like this. Yes. Yes. We've talked about first.

Okay. Cuck. Guess what else? Dog racing? Maybe a little dog fighting too. Yeah. We're going to draw the line. We don't have.

I mean, the line gets, racing. You know what dog, dogs for it that I'm going to get my dog involved into soon? Weight pulling. I've never watched weight pulling No it's a dog sport Yeah they put a harness on the dogs And they put a giant wagon with weights in it And then the dogs just walk forward

It's great It dates back to It's like call the wild white fang It's a sport that's in that ethos It's just like it's like my dogs Got a lot of energy He's very athletic we work out a lot together And I just I just want to get him

Like pulling Like even though even though he's neutered he still's got amazing muscle mass he's still yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we eat a lot of the same we meal prep together that's um because we we have the same needs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i just want to get him because i can tell he wants it yeah he's got he's got it he's got it he's a competitor too yeah yeah yeah yeah he's just like like we when we're running like we like we go on runs we run a hills together and we're just like we get up to a lot of fun stuff and like he's got the competitive spirit and like I can just tell like because

when I'm lifting he's just sitting right next to you watching me that so bad he's just like I can tell he just wants to get into it he's just like I don't have thumbs yeah I was looking down at his paws being like curse these things if I if I have thumbs I would be so fucking jack I know and I can just we have these conversations nipples are they oh he's got six and you know they're they're out there for for a male dog he's got some he's got some like anabolic nips. Oh, no. If he has six nipples,

doesn't that mean he's a girl dog? Yeah, but I guess that's just he just has a. That's just his breed. Yeah, gotcha. He's an American bulldog, like fucking tank.

He's the bro. And you say he doesn't have testicles? Yeah, you might just have a girl dog. He's got, well, he's got a fucking howitzer. Oh, he's rocked. Yeah, he's,

I can't take him to the dog park because other dogs get pissed off. They're like, see it. And his dick's big. And he can't even get... And he's not aggressive. He's not like, he's just like chilling. But like all these doodles are run around getting pissed.

Like just like walk into the park like strutting their stuff like, oh, fuck that dog's just fucking chilling over there. Yeah. Fucking howitzer. Fuck that guy. Yeah. They all start fighting just because it's pheromones. Yeah. And they're just like they hate like they're trying to hump him and shit.

And he's just like, what the hell are you doing? There's a lot of like kind of like he's kind of like the classic sort of like autistic gym guy who's just like I don't care about. women in leggings here like get out of the gym he just wants to fucking oh yeah he he would I might get him involved but back to cock fighting I think that cock fighting roosters are the best treated chicken poultry species in the world yeah like if I was a chicken make me a fighting cock they feed me they dress like they treat me like a goddamn god yeah but then like I got to go kill another rooster and like gladiator mentality I'd be totally willing to live that lifestyle I was just in like this peasant area

in the Philippines like hanging out like with these it's a long story but I was with these with this like peasant organization right and uh they take they take me this guy like these all these guys that are getting kicked off their land by the government it's like a crazy fucked up like

mafia shit that's going down and I go and I fucking I'm talking to this guy and we're hanging out and we're smoking cigarettes and I look and I'm like what's up with that how come you got the most beautiful rooster I've ever seen over there by himself and he's like that's my fighting cock and he's like so proud to show me this and this cock this this cock is fucking ripped it's like a jacked cock he is he is massive don't they also they they stop the fight

sometimes before they're killed yeah because they're like look today's not today for my rooster we're calling it off i'm going to take my rooster home yeah they just then like nurse it back to health with like the love of like yeah it's it's the craziest thing but and they also are beautiful they're beautiful they they like bred them to like look beautiful like like a peacock yeah and my thing is it's most of the world likes it americans don't like it but what did america do we atom bombed a city in another country it's very true that's true and you know why they got rid of cockfighting because uh they were racist against the irish of the irish that was the yeah uh maybe okay maybe all right this is at that time let's hear them out at that time uh the the ethnic group that

they were trying to like get in trouble because like organized crime was always around cockfighting yeah and at that time it was the poor the pores down at the uh five point the boondock sense yeah the five point yeah gangs in new york like oh the irish are fighting like chickens again let's get them we actually came up with a theory that the irish are the ones that secretly run the world oh yeah oh they're the cabal i mean the hibernian or what are they yeah hibernians like look matt damon ben affleck that's true holly wolberg yeah well well burgers yeah yeah yeah dude i mean i never known anyone to eat them they're everywhere you know how many irish presidents there's been too many too right now that's true

joseph robin at biden that's the one thing that i actually love about biden is how much he hates the british and how much he embraces i will say it is very funny he embraces like the dirty side of the irish the other day he said like i'm irish i think it was on st patrick so he goes yeah i'm irish but you can't tell because i don't have any relatives in prison i don't drink anymore or any relatives in prison? Yeah. Well, Hunter should be in prison. I know. I got to tell you, Hunter Hunter does enough drugs

to make up for Joey B. Listen, you know, we've all smoked crack. Right? You know? It's a shameful thing. Even I've known guys who were like through and through crack heads. That was what they did. That was like they got up in the morning.

They grinded teeth their teeth style. And they smoked crack basically all day. every day as much as they could at no point where any of those guys like i love this so much i got film myself is the craziest part about that the content so he's a content gold mine what i so what i heard about that is that the women he's with make him film the crack and elicit activities because then once they get hold of the videos they hit up the family lawyer and say hey give us the money i got another hunter crack but they flooded the market with them right now exactly they're not

valuable. Well, that guy, the guy, Bannon's friend, uh, Miles Guo, who this guy is incredible, a fake Chinese dissident. He got, he was like hit with a rape case in China. And then he's like, actually, I'm a dissident and like splits to New York, starts putting out rap rock videos, like anti-China rap rock videos, which is incredible move, uh, starts funding all, like clearly mentally insane, but very rich. Starts like, like funding all these in psycho organizations. Like, the new China like alliance or whatever like with he starts a new country like a government it's like Taiwan in New York City exactly except out like a mentally insane guys penthouse uh basically like when bannon got arrested he got arrested on this dude's yacht uh he was

the guy that put out all the hunter stuff but he just got busted uh for a billion dollar crypto fraud the other day that's that's that's how they get you you know what's wild that I found out there are there's protests currently but there's Chinese police stations in New York City. That's what they say, but I can't really tell what's going on with that. Yeah. So I guess maybe... Is that true, Billy? Yes, the Chinese...

The New York Times did report that. There's Chinese people protesting in front of these stations in, like, I think it's around Chinatown, because they don't want the CCP's influence because they're just keeping tabs on Chinese nationals living in New York. Like, look, we were trying to escape this. And now, like, they may be, like, I don't know how much we can... Let me, let me find the facts on it. All I'm going to say is right now.

Can you back me up right now that the facts are there that I'm not just speaking out of my ass? I saw that that was reported, but I don't know the actual details of it. Yeah. Usually those things are run out of like consulates, like the Filipino police have a. Right. Out of the embassy or something. Yeah. FBI investigating police station.

For the record, Billy's been cooking to that. New York. Yeah, dozens protest outside Chinese police station in NYC. So, well, the people protesting are the Chinese nationals who probably are the only ones who know what's going. on proportionally but I mean there are people who are like hey we're trying to escape the CCP come to America find a new life

and they're right here my thing is hey listen you got nothing to hide what's to worry about it's a it's a very good point well the government can look at anything I would hide from the CCP if I came from there it's a very serious problem in the Chinese community said Tony Kai one of the protesters Kai is a pro-democracy activist imprisoned

by the Chinese Communist Party twice in China for promoting free speech immigrated to the US in 2000 and like now they're trying to monitor guys like that guy who were you know trying to stop the CCP and try like here's my thing show me the Chinese cop I want to see the Chinese cop

well I think if you try to guess I'm not taking this guy's work for it I want to see the Chinese cop are they flying cops over from China to live in New York City yes that's got to be a to monitor rush hour oh yeah yeah good point this is viral marketing

this is just this is another stunt by Hollywood What yours is that article from, Billing? This article is from February 25th, 2023. You know what I'm going to next week? Shen Yun. Oh, yeah? I bought a ticket.

Hell yeah. I've heard it's amazing. It is, because you know the deal with it. It's like by this cult. Yeah. But the main guy in the cult says he can levitate. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. And listen. I, my thing is, I'm like, I'm willing to believe you. One inch. just show me fucking one inch dude i will join your i will straight up be one of your like guards like i'll stand motionless with a pike outside of whatever room you're in if you can get

one inch just get off the ground defy grabby you know who i love is the uh the the martial arts guys that do the um was it akito billy that's the the the stephen segal thing oh the where where the force fields yeah maybe it's not akito yeah it's the one where they learn how to like channel energy. That's what this, that's what this cult came out of. And people, they'll have their their little, uh, assistants charge at them. And then they'll touch them and the assistants will just fall down on the ground or like it knocked back 10 feet. Those assistants, there's an art to being a good fall guy. A hundred percent. To being like the perfect person that just looks totally helpless. And Steven Seagall touches your wrist and you get down on both knees and start crying. Yeah.

I love those guys. I would, I would, I would, I would, excuse me to go to me anywhere. Yeah. There was, there's a video that I saw where it was Seagal. with an old master of this art. And Seagall was taking a tour of his dojo. And he had his little Simp fall guy just following him around everywhere. And the old guy would turn to Steve and be like, you can also do this. And then he just take the guy's arm and put it behind his back. And the guy would start wailing and crying.

And then Steve was like, that's a good move. You can also do this to him. And it was honestly seven minutes of these two guys just beating the fuck out of this one guy. It's like, that's kind of what Commander Dale Brown of the Detroit Urban Survival. travel training does. Oh, love that guy. That guy. Yeah, he came on the show. Really? Yeah, dude. Did you point, you, you fucking draw on him? Well, no. He was on Zoom, which is unfortunate.

We got to go out there for a video. He fell off hard. He fell off for him in eight months. I think he, maybe someone shot him. My thing is, this is my advice to anybody watching this program. If someone points a gun at you, surrender, they got your, you're toast, bro. It's a good move to pull a gun. Yeah. Once the guns out, unless you have a, unless you're really good at going, like, looking over someone's shoulders and then widening your eyes and surprise as if there's something behind them and then pulling out your own gun you're fucking done yeah just act like there's

another gun on him yeah or just be like oh no yeah or just or just act like in aliens like you have one of the aliens that's about to come out to start like twist you and be like go get away from me it's gonna come out what if you act like you already got shot yeah oh that's good and then you act like he already shot you when you fall into the ground and he's like oh fuck yeah what i do and then he runs away and then just go looper or you pretend you have a pipe bomb strap to you yeah oh that's a good one i got a bomb don't come close yeah yeah or say you know what actually i'm your brother yeah oh that'll fuck them up too yeah yeah or i'm your dad i'm your dad yeah yeah yeah and then you start crying or if you're younger i'm your son i'm your son yeah yeah yeah or if it's a woman i'm your

husband do you remember 21 years ago you had sex with a random person that i'm their kid it's a good idea that's self-defense 101 yeah all right you guys want to talk about the stormy daniel situation here a little bit so who knows the most about it uh i know i know a little bit about it 130k well it's we can take it from the top where they met it's a love story it's god you guys were just arian you know pft you guys were just talking about golf yeah this could have happened to you Could have either of you. Yeah, I really dodged a bullet on this one. They met as one does at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Nevada.

Tahoe. Tahoe. This is 2006 where they met. And Trump seduced her. He put the moves on her and basically said, you know, he saw a porn star. He recognized her. And guys are so simple. Guys see a porn star and they're like, whoa, this woman has sex.

Yeah. Confirmed. Yeah. Maybe she'll have sex with me. My thing with that is. and this is advice for the audience out there if you are a guy

and you know who a porn star is never let that fact out in front of a woman yeah that will that that's going to be a black mark in your record yeah she was she was a contract girl right she was working wicked pictures wicked pictures she was later to win and I just want to be clear to the women in this room

I know this just from knowing about this specific incident with Trump not because of porn I read it on the news I actually have never seen a porn she's in, although since, you know, as method, I've just been jacking off to those basically for the past month. Yeah, you've been preparation for Trump's indictment. Well, you've got to get yourself into his mind. Yeah, exactly.

You got to think like a Trump. But she, uh, she won the Avian performer of the year, two years later for the title or the film titled Desert Stormy. Uh, was it, was it like a parody? I'm assuming. So, yeah. That's kind of cool. Yeah, Kuwait. Yeah. Trump is just, he's draped in an Iraq.

flag, she's draped in a Kuwaiti flag, and he just invades her. But she's a booth girl at the, uh, they have wicked pictures. She's working for, she's a booth girl. And Trump goes up there and she hands him some like bag with DVDs. And he's like, very nice, very nice. So he, he's, he kind of put the moves on her by saying he was working out celebrity apprentice at the time. And he's like, you know what?

I think, I think we could use someone like you on the celebrity apprentice, which is just, that's catnip for a porn star because that, that increases your rates. And back in the day, and our younger listeners can't relate to this probably, but if you were going to work in porn as a woman, your options were basically grinded out until you get to wicked pictures or vivid was the other big one. Yeah. And then you start making money, but anything less than that and you're just, you're not really making enough to survive. Bro, I was in a porn, not, obviously not sexually. Yeah. But I was, you know, kink.com.

I'm not familiar with kink.com. your head perked up big two no i i am not familiar uh it was like a bdsm website in san francisco and my buddy was a bartender at the beauty bar and he's like hey this place is filling a porno there's open bar for extras and so i went down there with my friends and it was the most vile i can't i can't explain there was liquids that i don't think had been developed before it was like an alchemy. Like a splash zone around the performers. They mocked.

You ever watch Gallagher perform? It was very Gallagher like. So yeah, front row, wear a red coat. It was crazy. And I'm in it going like this, like trying to back away from them. And at one point, I order a drink. And I'm like, I feel like I have, I'm like, I can feel myself developing PTSD. And I turn around and I'm locked in to where I am, literally like a like a cage you put

up so that your dog can't get out of a room by two people. two men on either side of a woman and I asked the guy like hey how much you make it like mid-stroke no prior to that I guess yeah

I should have added maybe like a sentence in between those two sentences I asked the guy like how much you make it 500 bucks that's it makes 500 bucks from that

I think I was like how much does the girl make he's like 2000 yeah crazy it's a misandry misandry yeah

well the guy later did famously get very me-toed uh The porn star, the male porn star. Yeah, um, that's, it's a, it's a weird industry. And now we've, uh, we've talked about OnlyFans a lot on this show, too, where it's actually, it's really good for women that want to get into porn right now.

They're making way more money now. And you're, you're your own boss. But back, back in the day, you know, like, like, Stormy Daniels probably making like, no, like as much as like a fucking like C-list actress in Hollywood, not C-List, like, F-less actress in Hollywood. Yeah, but, but Trump saw her and he was like, oh, the porn star, I bet I can have sex with her. what can I say to seal the deal oh yeah I'll get you on my massively

successful TV show and so then he goes up to her room and the two make love uh huh which she says I gotta tell you she says it was normal which kind of blew my mind and I was disappointed I was really disappointed

but the way she said it she was like yeah it was one position his dick is normal he's normal it was normally he didn't say anything funky and to me I'm like because Trump is not you know whether you like Trump or dislike him I think everyone could say He does not seem like a guy who really is like he's horny in the sense that it's like he likes silk. Like he, I think he views sex as like a luxurious item, you know, like it's something that's gold. But I don't think he actually enjoys it as far as I can tell.

You think it's more like had sex good for me? I did it. It's an ego boost. It's great. No, it's just like having sex of the porn star is like a luxurious thing you can do like wearing a silk robe. Okay. You know what I mean? That checks out.

But I was, I was so disappointed to know that it was. it was regular like I thought that there'd be something weird or there's because there's nothing normal about how he operates ever he's his own person he's got a crazy bod but at the end of the day I guess we all just kind of fuck the same right is he natty no you think trump's natty we do not all fuck the same we don't we don't the fact the fact that she said his sex was normal is an indictment or his sex wow I guess I guess that's true I would be insulted if somebody said yeah pft fucks just normally it wasn't memorable it was memorable because it was him but if you ain't if you ain't lay it down then then it was yeah it was whatever wait we think about it what

how can we say stormy daniel's uh opinion of normal sex she is a porn star she probably has more sex with porn stars than regular people that's saying you you're banging for trump can fuck right now i just want you let you know what's out of the i i don't know but like you think trump can fuck billy in your heart of hearts i mean i mean he cut me off mid-sentz to to let me know that hey maybe we shouldn't believe stormy daniels on the stroke of trump i think she's i think she's She's right, but maybe her perspective is like, you know, her goalposts of normal are pretty above average because, look, porn stars are athletes, I will say. Aaron, do you think Trump fucks normal?

What do we define it as normal? It sounds like missionary. I'd say 10 minutes, yeah. I'm just looking at it because it's like, you know what I'm saying? He's a heavier set dude. I don't feel like he's, you know, very active in general. so what makes me think that he's active in the and most I've seen him dance

they don't really got no hips he doesn't have any hips out there for you fellas out there get the hips involved stop short stroking but um yeah I just I don't I don't feel like he's very inclined and this is all speculation obviously yeah he is a heavy weight but like you know heavy heavy weight fighters can move

Billy Tyson Fury can move I'm just saying it's twice now someone's got it someone's got it Billy you think come on Billy look into your soul Look into your soul Do you think Trump fuck's good You know that he doesn't No I don't give it like

I just think To Billy's point Bill Belichick always talks about Like scouting players with big asses That they're good athletes You can tell if a guy's got a big ass He's gonna be able to move He's gonna be able to generate power

Really? Trump's got a big ass Trump has up This is a cultural thing too Don't confuse fat with a big Yeah In fat ass and a big ass It's very different You would say Trump is a fat ass

He's just fat He's just fat, he's fat, he don't got a fat ass He's just fat He's really good at golf I would love to put a hot wheel on the tip of his ass I'd be calling cap one asses too He's good at golf shit I've seen it

I'm seeing him play before I don't know He didn't win the golf tournament that weekend He did not Oh he didn't No that's because it wasn't on his home course He always wins at his home course And also he was drained from

From having sex They use no condos. So this is something that's crazy to me about this. He strikes me as a dude that like, you ever play with a dude who doesn't play as ball as it lies, right? He'll move it around to get a favorable lie. He, you know, he lies about strokes. You know, he strikes me as one of those cats.

When you play with those kind of dudes, like, I don't know, like, there's a difference between cats who shoot, and this is what I'm learning, right? Cats who shoot in the 80s and the 90s, honorably. and then there's people who like finagle their way into the 90s and 80s

but they don't really play by a you know play it as it lies and you know honest with the strokes and shit like that I play with dudes who clearly have a 9 plus on the hole and they'd be like I got a 7 I'm a money guy I am counting your strokes but it's your score fan whatever

he did get a hole in one on that one par three where I think he was golfing with Ernie Ellis remember the press release that came out last year the greatest press release of all time he put out a press release oh it's unreal like yeah yeah yeah yeah press release it's I want big T to read it though

yeah it's laugh out loud funny he also I was going to say while I'm looking for this he did something recently where he showed up to a golf tournament on Saturday and like entered it on Saturday and the people had been playing for two days and he was like well I scored like 78

and 74 the last two days on my own course so we'll just count those and he entered on Saturday in like first place and then that's legal and golf so here is Here is Trump's press release from March 29th, 2022 on his hole in one. Many people are asking, so I'll give it to you now.

It is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer, Ernie Ells, winner of four majors and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world. Gene Sowers, winner of Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke and Mike Goods, both excellent tour players. I made a hole in one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida on the seventh hole, which was playing 181 yards into a slight wind. I hit a five iron which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind with approximately five feet of cut

whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank into the hole. These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better. But on that one hole only, their swings were not. Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting. And people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun.

The match was Ernie and me with no strokes Against Gene, Mike and Ken I won because I'm a very modest individual And you will then say I was bragging And I don't like people who brag It's a masterpiece That's a press release That was his statement

By Donald J. Trump My favorite part of it was The only credit that he gave to the professional golfers Was that their eyes were so good That they could see his ball go into the hole Before he could Yeah, yeah, yeah not their swings were not oh that's great that's good stuff so he did not he did not win the lake

taho golf tournament but he still he still got the ultimate hole the only the only hole he got actually he got many holes that weekend unfortunately because yes he had sex with stormy daniels so they do have sex uh she goes they hang out for a few hours talk about fucking uh the business he's like asking her about being a porn actress she's asking about being you know reality tv guy whatever i'm sure he was listening attentively well i i kind of to think he was in a weird way because I think that's the only way he knows how to communicate with people

but like I mean I doubt he's listening attentively but you know what I mean like he's I think he was genuinely like those are the questions he's asking they have sex she splits no but here's the thing this is crazy because the man thinks of himself as an athlete right no condom

no NDA he's a rookie yeah he's a fucking rookie I'm sorry that's crazy happens to the best of us man billionaire no condom no NDA His son had just been born

A few months Happens all the time But she leaves He calls up three other porn actresses who he met They come They don't fuck him One leaves and he's like I'll give you 10K to fuck

Like text her I'll give you 10K to fuck She says no And then he flies out a third chick Karen McDougal And they have sex What's her story She later broke up with Trump because she told Trump that her friend was dating a black guy and Trump saying, oh, she likes the black dick, like over and over.

And she was like, that's too, I can't do this anymore. That's crazy. So also that weekend, Ben Rathlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback was out at Lake Tahoe. Yeah. I think was it the night after they had sex the first time? Donald Trump said, he's like, I got to go up to my hotel room. Ben, you take care of Stormy and make sure that you walk her to her hotel

at the end of the night. And Big Ben was like, yes, sir, I absolutely will. So then Big Ben partied with Stormy Daniels and then walked her up to her hotel room at the end of the night. Didn't do anything. But he was just being a gentleman. Gentleman. As we know Big Ben can be. So, yeah, that was how they fell in love.

And then I think Donald kept stringing her along and saying like... 18 months. 18 months, yeah, we're going to get you on the show. We're going to get you on the show. Don't worry about it. and then they they did it a second time right uh i actually don't know if they ever had sex again to be honest with you i feel like they did but i was looking at the stories again i'm like i don't know if they did ever fuck again i think they might have just like made out again which is

trump making out is crazy that's so romantic that's so crazy could you picture that no i honestly can't i i like using tongue you think his hands are going up like a xylophone or like a piano like he's like i think he does he dry hump for sure dry house. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe you just had sex and that's why he didn't want to have sex with it. Maybe he like fucked somebody else. Yeah. He's he's like just so you know I could have. But he keeps telling her I'm going to get you on celebrity apprentice, but they don't want a porn actress on there. They don't want a porn actress on there. And then at the end of that 18 months, guess who goes on celebrity apprentice? One Jenna Jameson. Oh. Girlfriend of what's his fucking name? Tito. Ortiz. Oh. Yeah. I think that's how she comes on. Yeah. So she gets the gig. And then Trump, he calls Stormy to apologize, right? And say, I really wanted you on there. Yeah. But the powers at B wouldn't let me do it.

Yeah. So then, you know, she's a woman scorned. And then fast forward, what, eight years? Well, she signed an NDA, right, with Cohen? So 2011, she gives an interview to In Touch magazine, where she describes Trump as having a, quote, normal penis. That interview, just like all the other interviews from like Trump, Trump's like, many affairs is like they do the catch and kill thing right where they like pay for the rights to the interview and then they fucking delete the interview some shady shit with trump's lawyers

they get and and you know fast forward that's 2011 five years later 2016 12 days before the election michael cohen hits the line which by the way if you haven't heard michael cohen is the fucking craziest podcast i've ever heard of my life we had him on the show he's a god dude he's he's out there could you imagine if i have a hatchet man i it's he's he's he's He's got to be slightly better than like an extra on the soprano. I want my hatchet man to be the strong, silent type. Not whatever Michael Cohen is. A guy that you meet and you don't necessarily remember a week later.

Yeah, exactly. A guy that lays low, but Cohen is a guy that sees memorable. He's one of the most memorable. I think in a way he worked for Trump for so long that he deputized himself as being Donald Trump. Yeah. And so he took on some of that personality. And since he had the backing of Donald Trump behind him, he felt like he could act like Trump did on a regular basis. And only Trump's the only guy that can act like Trump

and get away with it. Yeah. Does anyone else think that Michael Cohen gives them like slimmer Chris Christie vibes? Yes. Well, Cohen's slicker than Christy. Maybe just in look. They're just guys who both can eat a hot dog really easily. Billy, I think you should date Michael Cohen's daughter. Have you seen it? Google Michael Cohen daughter. Michael Cohen daughter. there's actually a chance I know her already what the fuck I've got his number where'd she go to high school I just got Santos's number oh yeah yeah that's awesome

yeah I want to talk I want to talk to him so bad you think that that right now Santos is in Congress running schemes on his fellow Congress people 100% he's doing like numbers games and shit in Congress he's doing like he's doing confidence schemes he's like doing the cup thing yeah halls of Congress I know it dude a buddy of mine lost $200 of the fucking Chicago L train or the elevated train or whatever, off a cup game.

He lost $100 the first time, and then he got pissed and was like, let's do it again. And the second time lost $100. Who's that really old guy from Iowa? Grassley, right? Yeah, Chuck Grassley. Oh, my God. I bet you Cohen has written himself into Grassley's will by this time. I could convince Chuck Grassley I was his son in five minutes.

Yeah, that's awesome. I want to talk to that guy. Can we try to get Santos on the show? George Santos. Yeah. He gives me hope that I might still have a political career. Dude, Billy, if Santos can get in there, I'll tell you this right now. If you ever decide to run for office on whatever platform, right, I, you know, my politics aside, I will do everything I can.

I will be your Osama. Let's go. Just because like, you know, when you grow, like, you think like, oh, like now that we're in like content and stuff, you're like, you know what? I don't think I'll be able to be president. Like your whole life, you're like thinking in the back of the head, like, it's America. You can be, you can be president one day if you want to. He restored that like, I could be in politics and be president one day because that motherfucker, who's the shithead did it. That's the real hope poster.

Yeah. It's like Santos. It's like, somebody can do anything. He was married to a woman. That's the craziest part about it. And I want, because you know, like, he, you know that was not like, because he is sincerely gay, I believe. Well, that's the gayest thing you can do. Yeah, for being married to a woman.

But I'm like, I wondered what insane scam that that was like the nexus of. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He had either she had some family connections he wanted to get inside of. Yeah. Or he was scamming her at the time. Yeah. The credit card skimming theme is so funny.

What's up with him? Yeah, that's the skimming thing is ridiculous. But what's up with him and his fascination with like taking people's money for dogs? The dog thing's crazy. There's two separate dog things that you've been involved in. I don't know. I will say ripping off a veteran is got to be one of the classic pranks that you can ever do in America. I mean, we've been, that's been since the Revolutionary War, some of the country's biggest jokesters have been doing that.

Oh, my God. They're the worst people ever. So fireworks. So Stormy, Stormy, he gave her, or he gave him like a PTSD dog or something. and then he tried to take the dog away I think he killed the dog maybe I don't know quote don't quote me on that The vet was trying to get the dog treated

for some sort of sickness Yeah and and Santos was like Well I I've got the best dog vet So you just go to my guy And then he like stole the dog from them Wait ripping off vets are we talking about veterans or vets Veterans oh yeah well yeah I can see how that gets But that's also a veterinarianian

Oh there's a vet and a veterinarian Yeah that's probably what made the whole thing So confusing to the veteran He's like, why would you, you're giving it to another vet? Yeah, he's sharing the dog. Yeah. The dogs, yeah. So, so, uh, stormy gets the bad news.

And, um, then she talks to Cohen who pays her was $160,000. $130K, which by the way, that's a, that's a low ball and a fucking half, dude. I mean, there's probably, that's probably one of the lowest payoffs. 130K. I mean, the fact, I mean, I'm going to go off here. The fact that this whole fucking thing about him getting arrested right now is about 130k of misappropriated funds compared to the mass amount of people who are on Epstein's flight list that definitely committed way worse crimes in that same district of New York court that's going after Trump is just leaving all those people alone, those like literal terrible people. I don't care what you think about Trump. They all should be in fucking jail. But the fact that this is going on and the powers that be are probably doing this. Yeah. So that they say, their ass and they know that they're fucking guilty of some shit this man had sex with a grown woman like you know and at the time it was consensual but now this whole thing they're like going after him for something that he's still saying it's consensual yeah it's consensual like he had sex with a grown woman and trump was the only fucking person who was talking about epstein's island

on record on all these shows like he was even he was like at the CPAC wars talking about how the clinton's in the island and we now know in like fucking wait wait but but but Trump Trump was boys with Epstein, but he was, like, I don't think he's a fucking bad guy. He kicked him, like, he knew he, like, he may have bumped shoulders with him and been acquaintances. I think that I think, I think they were a little bit closer than that. Because Trump's whole thing is Trump loves models, right? Trump's like, Trump loves grown-ass women. And that's something I appreciate about him.

I don't believe, I don't think, I mean, again, I don't know, but I don't think that Trump likes young girls. He's a boob guy. He's a boob guy. He's a boob guy. He's a boob guy. But Epstein didn't just pimp out, you know, young girls, right? There were women, fully adult women that were in his sort of orbit as well. And I definitely think they rub shoulders in where that, that.

And it's pretty clear from a lot of interviews that Trump gave at the time that he knew what Epstein was up to also. For sure. They all did. That one quote where he was like, you know, my friend Jeff, he's, you know, he's a lover of the ladies. And a lot of people say he likes him on the young side. So he knew everybody. So he's not, he was the only one, fucking Tom. That's not telling everybody.

Tom, Tom Hanks is fucking, you know, America's father and he was fucking there and he knows what was going on. Was Tom Hanks on the one? Wasn't Tom Hanks there? No. So, Stella, what about isn't, bro? Wait, wait, Tom. Tom Hanks, I got to say, I have no love for Tom Hanks.

I don't think Tom Hanks was there. You see, Bill, right now, Billy's doing a Tom Hanks, Epstein Lugs, which is going to turn up many hilarious websites. Yeah, it's definitely, because Tom Hanks. Okay. Tom Hanks got so, Billy. Oh, no, you know what? I mixed up America's father, Bob Sagitt was on the island. Saggett was there? Bob Sagitt. Are you sure?

Again, I'm not, don't go over two, Bill. Damn. I don't know if Saggett was there. Yeah. Do the sounds. Sagitt's a crazy guess for the Petto Island. Billy, do the sound. Yep, okay. Okay. They were both on the fake list that goes around sexual media

Remember when Tom Hanks hosted Saturday Night Live and everybody was like he's doing this from a prison cell Yeah, that was wild So that's, I mean, have we considered that? Has Trump maybe been arrested in secret and has an ankle monitor? He might be in Guantanamo Bay as we speak. That would, that's a possibility.

I said, I think it was like a year ago on the show that Trump should be, he should, we should just tell him that he's president and we should set up a reality show around Trump in office. It would be incredible. And then it makes everyone happy. Yeah, everyone, you get to watch him on TV and he doesn't actually control anything.

Yeah. It's really what we want. Everyone including him is happy. Yeah. So, so Billy, he definitely, Trump knew what was going on with Epstein. So it's not, we shouldn't make it seem like Trump was the only crusader that was brave enough to take on. Yeah. He's the only one who mentioned it.

He's probably the first person who's mentioned it in record since. No, I mean, there were active investigations that were going to go. one who testified who offered to testify but in the original case back in 2004 2007 2007 he was the one only one who offered to testify so i think he's the one who's taking the most action out of all those people he didn't take any action didn't he i mean he kicked him out of mara lago yeah because he tried to fuck uh his friend's wife it wasn't to be clear even trump hasn't said that he kicked him out because of the kid stuff he's like he kicked him out there's the actually it's two things there's rumors that he like fuck with Trump in a real estate deal and that he tried to fuck when a Trump's friend's wives.

Yeah, I could see both those as being reasons for Trump to write him off. Way ahead of the trafficking stuff. Yeah, the 16-year-old growing he didn't care, yeah. He also said, I got a question about the island.

So is it confirmed to everybody that has been on his, like, I don't, because I don't know shit about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Care like that like that? But so is it confirmed to everybody who has been on the flight logs or on the island is involved

with child pornography? Not everybody, but because there's a few people, right? Like the dude from the Simpsons, Matt Groening. Yeah. He was on the fight logs, which is crazy.

But the Virginia Joufrey, like one of like the main victims, she's like, nothing happened with him. Like, I, Epsi maybe give him a foot rub non-sexual,

which is still weird. I'm not taking a, here's, I'm not taking a foot rub from any 16-year-old girl under any circumstances. No. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Bill Gates, Chris Tucker, Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton. That's why Chris Tucker's not in that many movies. Or if... Chris Tucker's only been in like six movies ever. Yeah. They're all bangers.

They all fucking rock. How does that get him enough clout to go to Epstein's Island? Because he's so Chris Tucker, Kevin Spie. I know. Yeah, yeah. Fifth Element is go, he goes crazy in Fifthel. He's really good enough. But my thing is, so, well, with Tucker and Kevin Spacey,

Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, Bill Clinton and Jack. Jeffrey Epstein took a trip to Africa in the 90s to do AIDS awareness. Now, think of that group of dude, and Gilles Maxwell, of course, think of that group of dudes, Chris Tucker, Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein. I mean, it makes sense, right? Yeah. You're doing like, it's like a carnival road show of AIDS. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

It's like, look, we're introducing it. We're bringing all the freaks over here. Yeah. You better be careful or you'll end up like us. Yeah, exactly. He didn't care and he got in trouble because he was with like a 16-year-old boy or some shit, right? Kevin Spacey has grabbed every 16-year-old boy's ass who's ever gone in front of a talent scout in Hollywood. Yeah.

That's brazy. It's fucking nuts. Oh, I watched, have y'all seen the documentary on Jerry from Subway? No. I need to watch that. I really want to watch that. I mean, maybe we could do an episode on it, but it is, that dude was a fucking clown. dog. Oh my God. He's just a pervert of all perverse, though. Yeah, the big pants. Weirdo shit.

Yeah. Look at Jared. Look at these giant pants that this fat ass used to wear until he started eating her sandwiches. You know, they really tried to claim the crazier part was like they tried to claim because like he used to be like really fat and then he got he went on the subway diet. So that story was true. It was epic. But they claimed they claimed that because he stopped eating as a as a coping mechanism because he used to get bullied all the time because he used to like. uh you know that was his that that's how he dealt with it so he stopped eating and his vice turned into child babies what a fucking jump fan well that's actually you know the fucking dude uh you know harvey milk uh you know harvey milk yeah harvey milk uh man white shot the mayor and supervisor harvey milk in san francisco he got i didn't he didn't get off but he got like a crazy reduced sentence because one of the big things his lawyer argued was that he was depressed it was eating

so many Twinkies that it fucked, it's called the Twinkie defense. Yeah, yeah. That it fucked with his brain chemistry. Makes sense. And like that he crawled and through a basement window at City Hall and shot two people because of that. It's a genius defense. That's why Ozempic is. If you want to get out

if you want to get out of jail for shooting somebody, you either say I ate too much processed food. Or I ate too little. Or too little. Yeah. Or I'm obsessed with Jody Foster. That's true. And then that can work too. Yeah. That guy was a pedophile too, right? Hinkley. Hinkley? He hit me up recently. Oh, really? Yeah. Or like one of Hinkley's people hit me up. He's out. He's writing songs. He is. He's having trouble playing shows. But, yeah, one of his, one of Hinkley's people, which you don't want to be one of Hinkley's people. I'm sorry. That's cool that he did that, although kind of hard. My thing is, if you're going to shoot a guy from that close and he doesn't die, kind of on you, bro. Yeah, you got to eat your sentence.

Kind of bro. Yeah, yeah. You kind of got to take that on the chin. So, yeah, Jody Foster, she was like 13 at the time. I think so, very young, yeah. But, yeah, Billy, back to your point about Trump. I think we can agree that Trump is not, he's not a crusader against, he's not being punished right now for what, like, trying to prosecute Epstein because he could have told his attorney general to just reexamine the case against Epstein. Well, it all came out under his presidency. No, no, no, no. This goes way back.

I mean, he did one of his, Jim Acosta, who he hired for. Secretary of Labor, his first Secretary of Labor pick was literally the guy who made the crooked deal with Epstein. But remember what he commented on it that he said that he thought he was intelligence. He was told that Epstein was intelligent. Yeah, but he still did it.

Yeah. So Billy on Cube boys, man. This goes directly to your point. The box sagging was a Q thing. Sorry. This goes direct. Q hate for somebody that Q being on people hate Tom. I have no love for Tom Hanks.

I just always assume that the reason they hated Tom Hanks was because he was on the island that's why don't you have no love for Tommy's one of if not the greatest actor well I because I mean I'm just like he's a fine actor but he's fucking amazing son is a dweeb he's kind of the the hunter Biden of that family Colin Hanks oh the other dude I forgot about that yeah he would be a good rough and rowdy fight I heard some funny shit that I'm here I heard he just someone I know used to see him sometimes in L.A and he would just like be sitting on a motorcycle in all black smoking cigarettes which is such a funny image to be that

dude but i got to say uh yeah he is he like that dude's a dork the white boy summer merch that was put out in like the most racist the most racist font i've ever seen in my life like aryan brotherhood tattoo font so crazy to do it like that yeah but so so again billy trump not fighting for justice against epstein that didn't have billy bill i know that you read some things online, I'd just like, I'd like you to absorb this piece of information that Trump as president could have done things to prosecute Epstein and he chose not to. Well, Trump's Attorney General's father might have been the person who hired Epstein for his very first job at the Dalton school here in, which is, fuck, I also have Trump.

I know some wild shit about that. Dude, and his dad's, I have his dad's science fiction book he wrote called space relations about space sex slaves. Whoa. Yeah. Who bars dad? yeah bars that also in the OSS sex slaves space sex slaves

like uh sex slaves in on I can't it's been a while it might have been Slaughterhouse 5 fanfic Billy Billy Pilgrim yeah he goes he gets kidnapped and he has like all these wet dreams and shit about him being extraterrestrial and like fucking people it's kind of like

you kind of got a Billy Pilgrim thing going on who's that you need to read Slaughterhouse 5 Billy did you go to middle school I saw her house five Vonnegut what is it about great writer did I read it and I just don't I didn't remember the title

because I just read the that the one thing that you wouldn't forget my dad hung out with Vonnegut once which he said he said it was sick Vonnegut was really depressed at the Republican National Convention in Detroit I think it was or Democratic National Convention

I think it might have been Republican National Convention and Vonnegut was really depressed and like drinking himself to death and quit drinking that weekend that was the one that was he was he trying to do leaving Las Vegas for Detroit I think he was kind of trying to do a leaving Las Vegas yeah and my dad was like I don't like he just got some dude he big dude he knew named like Tex in a cowboy hat who was sober to come talk to Kurt Vonnegut and like straighten him out straighten him out

well thank you for your service tax yeah wherever you are now so so Billy just just absorb this okay he's not some crusader against Epstein correct but he is though but i think that his crimes that we all know about probably way way less than the rest of people in washington combined he killed a he killed kassim sulemani in iraq who so this is this is my thing trump killed a man trump killed a dude well trump killed a bunch of people bombing and shit but one one guy in particular as president as president okay but come on his kill count compared to Obama. His kill counts like the same as Obama.

It is. Yo, did Billy wake up in conservative land? What, though? Fuck, fan. I mean, you're not wrong. I'm not an Obama fan at all, really, but especially because of the drone strikes. But like, every, everything that you argue against is just like, but what about, but what about?

Like, you're just banging for Trump by now. I'm curious. I didn't know you was the biggest fan. No, Obama, it's just like. He started, he was like the OG of the drone movement. Right. And he had, he made it. made it legal to kill American citizens overseas using drones.

Yeah. Which is up until then, that's like everybody was like, wait, this is extremely unconstitutional. There's an interesting case, this guy in Yemen, who Obama killed half his family, and then Trump killed the other half, including women and children. And so, both of them. And so it's like, they really, it's like, really, that's just what they do. But Qasim Soleimani fucking, like, the most respect, he was not only a general, but he was like a statesman in Iran, right?

Like, they loved his ass. He was like, yeah, that guy. then he was on his way he was i think going through iraq i believe to saudi arabia which famously enemies with iran to try to you know talk a little bit uh america israel fucking blow his ass up at the airport and then they made a call a duty level about it yeah isn't that crazy and that's like their guy that's like that's like that's like one of their like top like patriotic heroes right um and it was funny because there was like this quote i mean it might be apocryphal but you know this apparently this quote that came out of iran after that like we don't even know who

who to kill in retaliation, like SpongeBob Squarepants? Like, who are the American heroes? The equivalent. I remember when he was killed, everybody was saying that this is a bad guy. This is a guy that, like, was in charge of terrorist attacks and things like that. I don't know enough about the case to know exactly what he was or wasn't doing. So he was a general in the Iranian. IRGC, but like, they're like, it's like they're like, it's like the, it's not the Iranian army,

but it's like the equivalent of the army. they have there too. Is it, but is it like a, like a secret police type thing? No, no, he's like a straight up general with like medals and shit. Just be like killing like Marcus LaTrell, the lone survivor guy. It would be like killing lone survivor. Well, no. Probably, probably, uh, uh, the guy who killed Osama. Those guys need to shut the fuck up about it. I get it. You shot a guy with kidney disease, okay? People do that everywhere in the world all the time. I'm telling you put me in the Osama compound the night it happened. Anyone could have killed us on with that night what's he gonna do

dude dude he's like 65 you could beat the fuck out of us that night oh anyone could beat the shit out but he there was there's like hostage situation stuff that we probably couldn't get right didn't he have his wife in front of him oh yeah his

well you had many wives in that complex right and so one of them charged at at the uh the Navy Seals I think human shields that's a woman who doesn't need NDA Stormy Daniels would never yeah exactly I wish that we had just recovered more files

from Bin Laden's computers Oh yeah Star Do Valley Didn't he play Star Do Valley or some game like that? No, Animal Crossing Some like child's game He probably had Stormy Daniels porn in the compounds Didn't get like an insane A crazy amount of porn

I always am like That shit has to be a sci-out Because there's too much American shit on there You know what I mean But he had a crazy shit on there I love some memes He had some fire memes on there too The funniest stuff was all the 9-11

Conspiracy theory stuff Yeah he's probably pissed off reading that He's like, that's fucking bullshit. Well, it's, it's hilarious when we read, like, rumors about Barstall. I tend to read them as a chuckle. So, like, that's honestly been the biggest proof to me that not, like, that he did 9-11 is that he's, like, reading it, like, laughing to himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know exactly what you.

I do. The same way. When people say on this, like, people make up, like, conspiracy there was about me being in the CIA. No, no, you are. I mean, I do. I'm ATF. Yeah. The ATF is such a funny, like.

So fucking. Such a funny. did see. All right, so Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. So she actually, it was almost like a, the NDA was an asset almost because didn't, so the National Enquirer paid her for the rights to her story. No, that was the, that was the other girl, I think. Was it? Let's see. Maybe it was the National Enquirer. Oh, that was, you're right. My mistake, that was Karen McDougal. Karen McDougal. So the National Enquirer paid the rights for her story for 150,000, thousand dollars but it was catch and kill they got her story and then they didn't publish it

because the publisher of the national inquire trump's best friend yeah and so then uh then trump purchased or Cohen on behalf of trump purchased the rights to the india of the mcdougal agreement for 125,000 so it was a depreciating asset you can get rights to someone's nDA yeah you can sell it it's it's an asset if you've ever had sex with jared letto please hit my cell phone. I will buy that NDA. I guess you probably can't sell it. It would be Jared Leto that sells it.

Jared, yeah, if he has the, you could buy it from Jared Letto. That is a guy, when that guy, he, what's up with him?

There's some shit. There's some shit about that guy. Is he what type of shit? Every kind of shit that you can possibly think of. I mean, he's a weirdo. Is he definitely, is like he involved in a church or something?

He's got his own church. Yeah. Which is never a good sign. No. Definitely. And it seems to be made entirely of women. and they go to Croatia and wear white robes

but he also lives in a old if you ever read that book Weird scenes inside the canyon he lives in one of the like I think the air monitoring station in Laurel Canyon former Air Force thing

and he's got a gym three stories underground all Joker posters well yeah you remember when he was the Joker all those stories that came out of him being totally method actor behind the scenes

just the worst Joker the notoriously the worst joke why would anyone play leave used condoms and people's like storage tickets. Just like the Joker would do. Yeah. Yeah. Why does anyone play the Joker? It's literally no like the only guy who's came out of it like decent is Jack Nicholson. I even think he I think have you seen, have you ever seen clips from that? They're going viral on TikTok right now like that Batman and Jack Nicholson is the Joker. It's the most ridiculous thing of like there's one where the Joker was in prison and he's playing baseball and they're like the guards are like, wow, look at the joke. Or like, who would have thought he'd ever be playing baseball with the fellas?

And then the next scene is just a cloud of smoke he was pitching. It's just a cloud of smoke on the pitcher's mound. And then a gigantic spring shoots up out of the ground. And the Joker catapults out of the prison. They're like, ah, the Joker got us against. So good. It's hysterical. I think, like, one of the reasons why Jack Nicholson was so good and the departed was because he had the

Joker. The crazed Joker, like the Joker edge would, like, gave him a whole different level. in the departing which kind of Whitey Bulger had an MK Ultra Yeah exactly Like I think that's why Like that same sort of crazed person

Yeah Any dude who idolizes the Joker It like they give me That's the biggest red flag Although you remember when the most I like the Joker Way more than Batman by the way Dude I was in an acting class once

And there was four dudes Who all did a Joker monologue No way did the paint and I was like what the fuck is wrong with my daddy was a my daddy was a crazy I was like I was like it was like an elective I had to do like an arts to fulfill a requirement I'm just in there like I'm like like what's a cool scene and then like just four dudes all trying to be the joker and I was like like Billy could you do you're not mainstream I'm not gonna do the joker monologue just give me a right you want to I think if you can't

I don't want to I think if you got these scars Billy just ask me if I want to know how you got these scars Billy I don't think I could do it dude you can do it Billy you don't have to do it a voice. You can just ask, ask me how I got these stars. Oh, oh. You flub the line. You're worst joker ever. I don't want to be a good joker. Yeah, a lot of people, I'm hearing people saying you can't.

That's the most jokery thing that you can't say. I'm hearing people say you can't do it. I don't think you could do the joker. Okay, cool. I could do Batman. That was not bad. Can you do Bain? I was born in the dark. You know who can do the Joker here. Tommy smokes.

Oh, yeah. That creeps me out, too. He's too good. Should we go, should we try to go grab it? He's crazy good at it. I don't understand why I saw him do it. Can you grab him? Yeah, I don't see.

That creeps me out, bro. You remember when the most recent Joker came out with Joaquin Phoenix and America was told that it was going to start the Encel revolution? Yeah. Yeah. People were like, oh, that was definitely a viral marketing. It might have been, for sure, it had to be. It might have been Huffpo.

Somebody did a review of it that said, we refused to give a rating because giving a high score to this movie might start an in-cell war. But it's, he like almost gets a little bit of Poon-Tang in it. Oh, no, he imagines that. Yeah, yeah. They're making a second Joker. With Joaquin. Yeah.

Joaquin. Joaquin Phoenix. Really? My thing is, they should make a penguin, like a gritty penguin and have it kind of be like, um, what's that fucking movie with Adam Sandler, the jewelry. How do I not remember it? Uncut gems. They should do like a sort of, what he's like, he's like one of the jewelers there.

And it's just the penguin, like sort of origin story. But nothing really that criminal happens. It's just like tax fraud. He's just the worst gambler ever. He's just like, he's just like, you know, he's just kind of like a Jewish guy, you know, he sells watches, diamond district, and, you know, he does like tax fraud. What about the Riddler? Can we do a gritty reboot of the Riddler? You could be the Riddler.

He would have to be racist. Oh, I'm afraid. You think so? That's the guy who's a gritty, you can get it. Isn't there a guy who goes on Omega who pretends to be the Riddler? Why are you asking? I'm 33. No, I'm just one.

There's like a, I saw a viral video once of a guy pretending to be the Riddler and he was. was racist on Omega that's because that's that's that's that's high because every other question you're going to ask somebody it's just a normal question except racist questions the uh that's the question that's the only questions people don't really want to answer do do you know about the guy i think his name is matthew lescoe the guy that wears the suits yeah that guy could be the riddler he already gives me riddler vibes or the guy from hq trivia bane i'm bain's origin story i love he's in the hole he's just in a prison i see mith i came out of a hole too when i was born. Yeah. Good point.

Actually, I have a C-section. Is that a metaphor? Well, everyone's been trapped somewhere. You were in a pit. I wasn't a pit, and I did come out. Yeah, you, you climbed your way. I was like, Kilroy, looking out. Down in a hole, Allison Chains. Yeah. Oh. That, that's like, you're an Alice and Chains guy? I fucking ripped that when I'm,

there was a time when I was, when I was, when I was, when I was, when I was moving the most weight of my life and listen to Allen's his chains. That's a movie. Moving the boys like weight. Billy was moving weight. I was like, dude, when you're putting like 475 pounds on your back trying to squat, how many kilos, so fucking rooster like that, like you're not going to die at the under 475 pounds.

That was like like my dopamine. You can squat 475. Is that way back in the day? Is that a lot? Back in the day. I've never been into squatting. I always thought it was pretty stupid. Yeah, it was sort of just it was in the time.

It was just like trying to put on it. It was stupid. But like like rooster trying to like max squat to rooster. when the beat drops, that was probably the highest dopamine level of my life, and it probably damaged my receptors. I think that's why kids today just part of, they're not as strong. They're because we don't have, they don't have God smack to listen to in the gym. Yeah, it's stained.

Oh, yeah. Mumble rap is hurting gains. It's at, not only Mumble Rap, could to me, I'm out there every day in the gym, trainer. Megan trainer, start to finish. I think, and I'm in there, and I'm, I'm lifting. a weight or two and it's just trainer blasting of course I bring the Bluetooth speaker because my ears get sweaty from headphones so I'm blasting from this Bluetooth and of course I plug in the

subwoofer too because it's Megan it's Megan it's Megan and it's just I can't it's like no I get no juice from it yeah I mean we've got Megan trainer telling you it's okay to be to be big yeah that's not good work out I'm like it is okay to be big but I want to be big in the way that like Billy is yeah I don't really all right Rick Ross is also you can kind of you can't Looking a little... I'm looking bad right now. I haven't been able to work out for two weeks. Yeah, you look horrible.

I know. Did you hear the Rick Ross news that came out this week? What? About the Bisons? Yeah, so he's got a bunch of... Bisons? He's got buffalo that live... Bison.

Bison that live on his ranch. He's got all sorts of animals. And the neighbors keep calling the cops on him because his bison get out of the fence. And so he put out these videos being like, if you see my bison, just feed him an apple or a carrot, they're really friendly. So it's Rick Ross out with these giant bison,

just like being like the crocodile hunter of... Montana. I love how his, his story, where he's at. Like, yeah, like,

he's living the dream. Just on a rant. That's great. I want to hear, like, I want to hear him make some music about his current state of life. Like,

because he's probably working out. He's probably moving weight. No, he's probably like, like, loving my cattle out on the farm. Yeah,

he's got a, he's got a great gig going. I got a two-ton bison. All right, so Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. She is taking Trump.

So they pay the NDA, $130. K, two years later, she sues to get the NDA off her back. And she's represented by one Michael Avanotti. Oh, do you remember that fucking guy? Is he in jail?

He's in prison for a long, long time. Because he was doing a whole bunch of shady stuff. He was, I think he told Nike that he was going to make them seem racist if they didn't give him $25 million, which is such a funny thing to do. Yeah, he's, he's in prison for, for a lot of Nike. Oh, yeah, he's just. That was with the FBI thing, right? The FBI college basketball case.

I think that's what it had to do with. I think so. That dude, remember for a brief moment, he was going to run for president and beat Trump? That was his whole thing. He's like, I'm the guy. I'm the guy that can take him down. I loved how, like, that guy just was so diabolically narcissistic. Yes.

And it was so funny. So funny. It's me. I'm the savior. Yeah. Everybody knew it from the get go. He had a catchphrase. Basta.

Oh, yeah, Basta. Basta. He was so Italian. He was one of the funkiest white boys besides Michael Cohen in the game. He was, he was so Italian. He's like, how are you going to beat Trump? Well, I'm Italian. There was only one man who could have matched Michael Evanotti's, like, vibe.

And it was Anthony Scaramucci. Oh, yeah. Oh, I met his son. You know, speaking of mumble rap, his son is a mumble rap music video guy in L.A. Oh, good for him. The mooch? The mooch. Absolute legend.

Yeah. I saw him a thing once, and my buddy was like, that's Anthony Scaramoo. what she's saying. He also calls himself the mooch. I mean, that guy, like, the mooch and Avonati were definitely cut from the same clothes. Yeah, 100%. They're the same person. Same guy. Yeah. They just, they both, they should hook up. Built different. They saw, two roads diverged. Yeah, no, they saw, they,

they both did the same thing where they saw a way to, to attach themselves to whatever was happening in the news. Let's make money off it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the, the, the Italian mob mentality control thing split off a couple years ago, because they used to all be Democrats like like Cuomo yeah yeah like if the Cuomo you know grew up nowadays they would 100% not align with the left because as we saw they self got self cannibalized by the ideology they were yeah yeah yeah it's the best way for them to maintain power underneath old union democratic like like JFK Democratic type politics like all the old like it was rebranding now like all the he's got a podcast have you have you heard it uh Cuomo Cuomo quomo Chris Cuomo yeah yeah

Quomo, oh, wait, Chris Cuomo was not the, that was Andrew Cuomo. Andrew Cuomo, yeah, he's perverted now, Andrew Cuomo is now, uh, in charge of lobbying for Israel, uh, not in charge, but he's, he's, he's doing lobby. He's doing like a non-Jewish lobbying for Israel organization, which is so funny. He must be so hard up. And, uh, and yeah, quote, uh, and yeah, Cuomo's got a pod out where he's just, he's making the rounds trying to, trying to, trying to atone for his sins. So I guess, He got kicked off CNN because he was going behind the scenes. And being like, don't talk about my brother.

Yeah. And he was advising his brother. I bet he was threatening people like he was in a bomb at CNN. Like, don't you ever talk about my fuck. He's like brother again. I mean, I'll cut off your fucking balls if you say one word about my fucking brother. That dude was so pumped to get COVID. He was like the first news guy to get COVID.

So he was like, I'm, this is going to be great. I'm going to go on every show and talk about my personal experience. That's how you know somebody is a narcissist. if they make them having COVID seem like a massive deal and interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Disease that everybody in America is at. And they're like, no, but now it's, now it's really affecting America. He kind of a quirky coma.

He was like, Cuomo. He was like COVID. Yeah. Jesus Christ. He was in a basement. Oh, dude. And then he was outside with his family. It turns out some guy saw him outside with his family.

Oh, yeah. Like laid into him. And then like he got to a fight with the guy. He had, that's the funniest. He had like medium COVID. So he tried to act like he was getting long COVID, I think. So he would have it for a while. But then he's like, well, what's the appropriate amount of time for me to have this

without it actually, like without it affecting my career. Rules for me, not for me. I'll do it for like a month and a half, two months. I'll be the COVID guy. Oh, I'm better now. So it wasn't actually long COVID. Yeah. It's so funny that fucking Andrew Cuomo was like Mussolini dictatorship, like keeping everybody

safe, Cuomosexuals. Yeah. They're like, oh, man, this guy's getting too. much power let's fucking cap his ass in too sad do you remember that poster he made that was like the mountain of covid yeah it was the crazy it's like he made the poster my buddy got a copy of it it's fucking incredible he was genuinely like because eric adams i respect eric adams because he seems like he might like be a little rational no like crazy no off yeah like he's special like a little bit neurodivergent

neurodivergent like if you see him speak he like seems like maybe like there's some things that aren't all there and stuff and he lies in a weird way like he lies about stuff he like doesn't have to lie about um and i'm like that's a good like i'm glad eric adams is in there because like now that quomo's out we need a new like freak right yeah hockle hawkle's not a freak that's huckle's not a freak that's a freak that's really rule one of being mayor of new york You have to like love getting punished by people. You have to love everyone hating you. I remember I was in, I was, I went to Reno because I was like canvassing for Bernie Sanders.

And someone was like, oh, Bill de Blasio's here. Like, do you want to meet him? And I was just like, no, I'm good. Yeah. There was like three people that actually like wanted to be in a room with Bill de Blasio. Like nobody, it was like tons of volunteers. Everyone was like, nah. He's a weird guy.

It's a weird guy. Slippery, kills groundhogs. Yeah. I actually back in my younger days was part of, one of my first. first protests was a Bill de Blasio wasn't given out snow days and there was a there was a walkout oh my let me tell you no no no no no he was this is billy's political awakening this was it was it was it's actually well recorded he wasn't given out snow days and he wasn't plowing certain parts of the city at the same time so we we Billy's like I'll take over there was a walkout with several schools

But Billy wanted him to not plow his part of the city. So he could get more snow days. It wasn't that certain neighborhoods were getting thrown on the bus. It was just like, give us the fucking snow days. Get me off school. Why are you trying my neighborhood so much? He was trying to show that like he, that his system was better than Bloomberg's.

And say what you want about Bloomberg. Great fucking mayor. Was he? Kind of. I don't think so. He got shit done in the city that is now not getting done. I think it. So looking back.

It's like George W. Bush, that was, that was a D. I think that if you had grown up in the Bloomberg era, you would have hated Bloomberg too. No, but like, people forget about how bad George Bush was, but like now they're like, they look that. Oh, I see what you're saying. I think you're saying George Bush was good. I'm not saying George Bush was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, people forget about how bad Bloomberg was because of the Blasio, but like looking back, it's like, we got a lot of snow days under Bloomberg.

Like, you try to take away soda, but like as a child, the issues that mattered to me. Oh, because you're a jock. You were like, sodas. no no no I was that that was during my kid years where I was going to the movies and buying the giant sodas it's more cost effect the first the first freedom of going to the movies and buying whatever candy you wanted and then you know Bloomberg was trying to take sodas I didn't get implemented when I was at that but like when the snowdies hit I remember all the kids like in the public schools were like getting pissed he wasn't giving snow days and we all

like protest and how to walk out and then they like some some schools ended up canceling be cut even though they weren't giving the the full school like snow day because they just couldn't actually get there incredible did it work uh yeah they ended up canceling school in some of the places it wasn't the citywide mandate that the mayor has to command but like some individual schools ended up giving snow days now you don't get snow days you have to go to zoom class which is it's messed up that's fucked up it's so bad like if i was a parent fuck i mean i guess snow days aren't that great if you're a parent because you have to figure out child care and all that stuff but still you We should, every kid should have snow days.

100%. We didn't have them. You didn't have them? We don't have snow in San Francisco. Oh, yeah. I mean, for latch, like, for latchkey kids, like, snow days, like, you know where your kids are going on a snow day. If you're a parent, they're going to the, like, the sledding hill and they're sledding. I learned more about the world on snow days than I ever did in school.

That's where you start to get in trouble. It's purely unsupervised time off. Smoke sags. You smoke your first sig. Snowball fight. Snowball fight. Like committing assault technically. Yeah, yeah.

Those are snowballs and cars run away from it. Like vandalism. Maybe go to a girl's house. Oh, my favorite snowball. Yeah, I can get away with this. City buses, right? Mm-hmm. You see a lot of people sleeping against the window on city buses.

And city buses don't stop if you hit them with a snowball. So just getting a snowball and aiming for the people sleeping against the window, the city buses and waking them up and then freak it out was the funniest prank we played. That's an interaction against the city of New York. you're attacking you're attacking civic buses Billy no statute of limitations

still open on that I was a minor speaking of statute of limitations though check out the segue stormy Daniels Michael Cohen

pays the 130K and he's like Trump just pay me back later right which by the way he takes out a line of credit on a mortgage for that

I'm like that's you don't want to be doing that for another man yeah you know on his own his own house his own house

he took out a line of line of credit on his own home against the value of his own home on the promise on the promise that Trump would pay him back for paying off this porn sir correct he doesn't sound like a very good lawyer does not seem like if well he also immediately turned on Trump when he got in trouble yeah he's a pretty bad lawyer but uh that seems to be where the problem is right because it's 2016 12 days before the election and because he paid out of his own pocket that's technically an in kind donation that's over the $2,700 federal limit, right? Because the, because the payment was ostensibly to get Trump elected or to prevent him

from not getting elected president. Because like if he had done that, because Trump has probably paid out an unspeakable amount of money to women to have them not be like he has a normal dick, right? I would be thrilled, by the way. If a woman went on record and said my dick was normal, oh my God, greatest day of my life. I have a question for Arian, is the $136,000 figure to pay off a woman, have you ever heard of higher numbers in, like, with athletes or any such thing? Or is that like commonplace?

I've heard of people being paid off before. It doesn't seem like that much to me. Yeah. Like 100K is like kind of low. I don't know. I've been in some situations where I didn't never pay anybody off, but they requested it and they requested. The money they requested was crazy. I know some cats who have been in similar situations. And they requested higher than that. So I don't. I was kind of low. I've heard a million dollars, three million dollars. Requested. I don't think they got it. So the fact that Cohen took out a loan against his own house, that tells me either it was his first time having to do this out of his own pocket. Yeah. Or he had done it like 20 times before and this was the last option that he had to scrounge up new money.

It sounds my guess would be it's probably the first time Cohen had to do it personally. Yeah. It could have been because Trump had a bunch of lawyers, you know? Yeah. And so it's just funny because like, I mean, it's just like, yeah, like, I'm. I mean, who knows? Like, that's the thing is they have to figure out legally if Trump knowingly ordered him to do that, knowing that it would break the law, which I think is a really hard case to make. So I, it, my, my best guess would be that Trump told him to do it.

Yeah. Just because he didn't want the news out there. And he was just like, get it done. I don't think Trump knows the legalese behind campaign finance laws. Fuck, no. And like, the way that Trump, I'm sure operated was just like, you know how rich people assume. everyone else is rich. And so his whole thing was probably just to be like, you go pay this.

Because of course, like, I have billions of dollars. You probably do too. You just pay him. And no problem. I'll pay you back eventually. It's not that much money. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And I think Cohen, like, I mean, for Cohen's probably, I mean, he's got to have money, but 130K is, you know, no, not small potatoes. So this is Cohen probably pretending. He probably was like, oh, yeah, no problem. Yeah. Oh, yeah. $130. It's easy.

And then he goes and sweats out of lunch. of credit on his house. So the thing is like, because like, all right, so you're running for president, right? And I buy you a million dollars worth of water bottles, but I don't report it. That's a fucking FEC violation because I'm giving you a donation. It's just not in cash. It's in goods. Right.

And so that's kind or like it's in kind. And so that's like kind of, that's what they're, we don't have the official charges, but that's what we're pretty sure that they're going to allege against Trump is that he was essentially ordering Cohen to make a. secret in kind donation got it and then trump he i guess the the crux of it's going to be the jury will have to believe michael cohen's testimony right so that's a that's a pretty big credibility issue yeah is if your star witness is michael cohen michael cohen so and also they're going to have to find 12 people on a jury that that all will will vote to uh to convict

Donald Trump of a crime in this situation. And yeah, New York votes very democratic. Yeah. But 12 people. And how are you going to be able to screen those jurors without trying to figure out? I'm sure the lawyers on both sides will try to ask certain questions to figure out their Democrat or Republicans. Then the lawyers for Trump will try to exclude members that are obviously Democrats and vice versa. They'll try to exclude members that are obviously Republicans on the prosecution side. But you're not, I don't think you're going to find 12 people to all. agree, even if it's proven beyond a reasonable doubt that he did it, they're going to be like, well, no, this, you can find holes in the case if you want to. Yeah. If you already don't want to

convict Trump. So it seems to me like this is, it sounds like a DA that is saying to himself, this is going to be the case that launches me into the next stratosphere. Yeah. And it's probably not going to work out. I doubt that he's going to be convicted of a crime. And here's the thing. It's like, all right, so say Trump gets arrested, right? Everyone who likes Trump is going to be So fired up. Like, could you imagine? Dude, when that, when that mugshot drops, I'm throwing that on a t-shirt. I don't care what political party you are on.

That shirt's going to go hard. Hard. So we had a debate about this yesterday because Billy does want to make this t-shirt because he thinks that it's going to sell a lot. It's going to be. It will. It will. But we're trying to figure out who's going to buy more of it Trump haters or Trump supporters.

That's the thing is don't put anything on the t-shirt. just the mugshot you can do you both i'll tell you who would buy it that would become the number one t-shirt worn by fraternity members in this country yes yes number one instantaneous yeah 100% yeah and so trump also the the speculation is that well i guess it's reporting that he wants them to handcuff him and do a perp walk really so trump's requesting this he's he's a showbiz guy right it's all about the visual it'll look fucking great because his whole thing is remember that meme that would be like they're not after they're after you i'm just in the way or whatever yeah that's like it's trump that's him doing that right yeah it instantly martyrizes him and so uh i mean

he best perk walk of all time is cuba good and junior i got to look this up yeah i'm on that hang on there's a there's a there's a random one from australia that i want to play because it's actually hilarious after. Oh, I know exactly which one you're talking about. A fine succulent meal. Okay, I'm looking up

Cuban getting junior perp walk. Oh, he looks great. What did he get arrested for? No clue, but that shit is fire. Alleged sexual misconduct that he got totally absolved of, which was a total, like, the cameras from the bar totally exonerated

him. Oh, wow. Oh, that was in New York. Yeah, it was in Manhattan. Totally exonerated. One of my friends was in that bar with him the night that it happened. Really? Yeah.

That he looks good in this perp walk. Skinny tie. It looks like a GQ cover. Three days later on June 16th. The demeanor is just like, what I'm a dog. He knows he was innocent. Three days later on June 16th, Twitter user Will Hayes 24 tweeted a clip of the video set to the Kanye West song Black Skinhead.

They captioned the post, me being escorted out of the smoothie king's center for ripping off my shirt and chugging two beers like Stone Cold Steve Austin after Lonzo throws his first alley to Zion Oh yeah They're not going to get Trump on this Trump's if he gets arrested

He's going to come out looking better Now I don't think that it's going to make it More likely that he gets elected president But it's not going to look I it's not going to look He's going to figure out a way to spin this Into firing up his days He's going to sell the T-shirts with this fucking face on it dude

What I don't understand is What I don't understand is If you're in the DA's office And the only reason you're still going on this Like trying to prosecute Trump Is because you don't want it to become president Correct? Like if you're going

For your own publicity Or I think I think actually at this point Like I guarantee the smarter like heads In like the Democrat like little like goblin dungeons Like bro don't do this Don't do this I don't understand why this is happening Like it's

ridiculous like if you like if you don't want trump to be president just just stop trying to keep put him the news like because that's what see like we can get into this but that's why i think a lot of cable news is done 100% you agree with me yeah why do you think that they took him off air like took him off air well like why they aren't you know publicizing him i think because in 2016 they put him on i mean there was like that study that like he got way more attention than any other candidate right i mean he also says funnier shit than anyone else right like but wouldn't he be better for ratings he'd be better for ratings but i think that like now that like news organizations have faced like this like weird like newsroom revolt from their like uh like low level writers and

shit to be like don't platform fascism or whatever i think that like now they like been have more have been more cautious but like once we actually get into the primary though because Trump announced so early like yeah the only person who's announced is Nikki Haley who is going to go, I mean, that is, she's like a Kamala Harris candidate, right? Like, she's going to win 3% of one state. Do you think there's any sort of money trying to dictate those cable news organizations? Just keep Trump off. Billy, just say what do you think?

And see if he agree. And this is this beating. I think keep it to a minute or less. I think they're keeping Trump off the air, where airwaves and try not to publicize them because it's hurting their business in people who want to do business. business with them. I think that Trump is the best business that cable news networks could ever ask for and they did so good between 2016 and 2020 that like if you are in charge of any cable news network from MSNBC to Fox, you want Trump to be president so badly that you would

fucking come like hands free like as a stunt man in order to make that happen. Because he is he is so good for ratings. I think they're playing it cool right now so they don't get criticism. But I think once the actual, once Meatball Ron starts actually getting in there and Trump has to be like, you're gay. Because he's testing the waters. Donald Trump has already done like a dipped his toe in the Rontasantis's gay pool, which I'm asking you, Trump, if you're watching this, please, please. You have to just come out and be like, you're gay and make him answer for that. So I think what's going to happen is once the cycle heats up, and he is all over the news right now with this, this is making headlines everywhere, even if some of the organizations try to pull back because they're listening to those low level writers or because they're listening to Twitter and certain loud voices on Twitter that are saying like don't platform this guy, even if you get all the mainstream like the CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS, if they start to pull back, there will be one network that. that's like, well, we have a major opportunity.

Yeah. We're going to cover Trump a lot. Then they'll get all the ratings. And then every other news organization will be like, okay, we got to do the Trump thing. But who's going to do that besides Fox is going to do it just but positive? But one of the other ones will start to cover. Like MSNBC will be like, well, no one else is doing it. Yeah, exactly.

MSNBC's ratings, literally you could watch a YouTube video of a guy building a dog house and it will have more views per minute than MSNBC does on average. Like 5 o'clock MSNBC shows get like 50,000 viewers. So, the cable news networks aren't, like, chasing ratings, you'd say. Like, I think they will, they are, they are going to be chasing ratings. I just don't think that there's nothing happening. Like, Trump isn't doing anything right now. I mean, except he's about to get arrested, which I guess was supposed to happen a day.

Now they're saying it's not today. I don't think they're going to end up arresting him because it's, it would be so preferential to what he wants. Yeah. Well, so I go to the, that's exactly, I went to that rally. And that's what everybody was saying. Like all the 30 Republicans. What was it like on the ground? So I went to the,

you guys went to the Wall Street Schwarz? Yeah. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. I've been going a lot lately. And by the way, this cold plunge thing.

This seems like a thing like a guy you would be into. Feels good after. Oh, yeah. Your skin starts to tingle. You go back in the steam room and then you're, all the capillaries start to. Yeah. Oh, here's a fun fact I just learned today from Andrew Huberman.

This is from Joe Rogan. You're supposed to jump in face first because it activates. It activates. And if you do. it the other way where you like lower it and keep your head above water, which is something I was taught. Yeah. When you're in the recovery tub because you don't want to like something about your heart. Yeah. You want to activate the movie. It can be very dangerous to like put your neck and head in. My ass is passing out. No, but it activates the mammalian dive reflex, which like

gets, uh, that lowers anxiety and helps like lower your heart rate. I've been trying to figure out how to activate my mammalian dive reflex. I think that babies have it. It's how babies have it. That's my strongest people in the world. No, no, but babies, that's why babies know how to swim. They've got great immune systems. Babies don't know how to swim. They do know how to swim. No, they don't.

They float. Yeah, but. You want to be able to, you just want to float. They activate, like, babies can, like, instinctively, like, try to, it's a weird thing. Just, like, I don't know. Don't try, don't say trust. Don't try this. You got to be careful.

Again, I know, Andrew. Don't be in a pool right now. I know, I know. If you have a baby, go out to your fucking pool right now and just toss that motherfucker in like a potato in a fucking pot. There are some, there's some truth to that to where newborns can

float, but don't throw your baby in a pool. They write themselves but that's like triggered by the mammalian dive reflex. I know that babies can float naturally, but also if they sink, that just means that they weren't a witch, so they go to heaven. Yeah, it's true, true. So I'm at the

schvitz, and I'm in there and I'm greasy, you know? I'm shiny. I'm so sweaty. you know you lose a pound i'm sure you guys do know this but you lose a pound a minute in if it's hot i'm i'm i'm i'm hot i've been in there for a while i'm very dehydrated i eat a bunch of tongue and some liver oh hell yeah i feel incredible and i leave and i see that the new york young republicans are in front it's six o'clock when i leave they're at the fucking courthouse mere 15 minute walk away so i go down and i'm i'm i'm gonna tell you what i'm wearing just because

it's germane to the story i'm wearing the exact same thing i'm wearing right now except I'm wearing a corduroy like kind of big jacket which you wore last time you're here yeah exactly yeah I'm wearing that same jacket so I look just like a normal guy or whatever and I get in there and the first thing that happens is some fucking guy

from Huffpo takes a photo of me and I'm like what's going on he's like you look like a Trump supporter and I'm like what does that mean it's like the ATF hat and I'm like they don't like the ATF he says maybe you're making a statement about undercover agents I'm like no I just wear this hat all the time because it's funny

but I was just at the spa I wasn't even planning on coming here and I give him a quote I was like you know what actually I do love Trump because he kept accusing me of it I was like I actually do love Trump my quote is and I want you to put this in the Huffington Post

Trump's just a squirrel trying to get a nut which is famously from the nutty professor and he doesn't put that in but they do refer to a right wing troll in an ATF hat who says that it's like we'll be very excited

like basically the quote I gave was like I'm very excited to see what happens when he gets arrested because I am you know I want to see what happens but there's maybe 25, 30 young Republicans there actually young people there that are Republicans maybe eight

including what looked like a 15 year old boy who is wearing a Trump flag as a cape which I think people always just do with flags if they have them and don't have a flagpole there was maybe 150 journalists there like I've never seen so many journalists there than outside the Glane trial like when the sentence he happened

or excuse me when the when the judgment came down Billy why do you think that is do you think it's because Trump drives serious clicks and a lot of people still watch them why the whole media was there yeah probably I mean yeah the whole ratings thing something to think about Billy

he's good he listen the man is good for ratings No matter what you believe, there are people who made their careers, like liberal, deeply liberal people who made their careers off of Donald Trump. Donald Trump was incredible for that shit. But then why wouldn't they be posting Trump content for the last three years? Because my idea on that is that Trump has been off of Twitter, right? Yeah. And the whole point, the reason why Twitter works and none of the other fucking like mastodon or true social, any of those things work, is because the entire thing you need is you need a fucking heel, right? You need a nemesis.

on any social media platform. Nobody wants to be on a social media platform that just is guys that agree with you, right? You need, and Trump is the ultimate guy that they disagree with. And the fact that he is not on Twitter has fucked a lot of those people up because, okay, say you're one of the Krastenstein brothers, right?

Who the fuck are you replying to now? Yeah, Dr. Eugene Gou? Exactly. Haven't heard from him recently. Yeah, exactly. We died of COVID, unfortunately. Oh, did he? No, I just made that out.

Oh, wow. But Lara, what are you going to talk to? Tucker? Tucker doesn't really post. You know what I mean? And so it's like, you know, you need Trump is a... You know what? They switched to Elon now.

They did switch to Elon. But everybody replies to Elon now. Yeah, and also the... Elon has figured out a way to game his timeline because you will get a lot of liberals replying to Elon trying to dunk on him, but you'll also get a lot of Elon supporters replying to them. And then Elon will reply to the Elon supporters, which will bump those up to the top of the replies. He's 20 IQ, man.

Elon is one of the... It is insane. that that man has that yeah he's he's it's fucking crazy yeah robot dick i heard oh really yeah robot oh my god he doubt that's yeah that makes a lot of big time swinger too yeah i've heard that also yeah i remember i listened to his interview they did actually was rogan bill you like this and rogan was like so you had a kid that's amazing pretty good normal question trying to get the guy to open up as a human and elin's response was yeah you know it's fascinating looking looking at my child and just I can see his brain taking in stimuli and processing it and then developing it into

how he reacts to other stimuli that come at him. It's interesting to see how all that process works out. So he's he's looking at his newborn son in the eyes. A moment that I don't have any children, but from what I've heard is a deeply emotional connection. And he's like, how can I use this to improve artificial intelligence yeah yeah i like i totally agree with you but i think that's how he processes the whole world we can be real he's autistic i think that was the closest thing to emotion you can get out of yeah yeah but i mean he is he literally is he's definitely he's definitely on the spectrum yeah for real but um but he's he's he's but also some of history's greatest villains have also been um so he my thing is he he just is so fucking he's not fun like

Trump is funny, right? I don't care who you are. Trump is funny. Elon Musk's attempt to be funny. Is some of the craziest shit. When he brought the sink, bro. So the thing is, what I interpreted that as was way funnier than when he was actually doing. Yeah.

So when he brought the sink in, he was like, like, the joke he was doing was let the sink in. Let that sink in. Yeah. Which isn't that funny? I thought he was bringing a kitchen sink to throw the kitchen sink. Me too. When I was like, throw the kitchen sink at it. Like, that's kind of funny.

Trump would do that. Trump would throw the kitchen sink at it. Trump wouldn't carry shit. I've never seen Trump with anything in his hand that weighed more than a piece of paper. Yeah. It's a button. When I saw Elon do that, I thought it was funny because that's the moment where it beyond 100% crystallized to me that this man just spent $44 billion to get lulls on Twitter. Yeah, 100%.

And when I say get laws, I mean, I'm talking like his brain when it comes to social media operates. at like a 2000... I-FUNY-E-FUNY-H-I-Can-H-C-Eas-Cheas-Burger. Level of irony. And he's been $44 billion on it. The thinking Velasiraptor. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

One does not simply purchase Twitter. Dude. That is 100%. Like he is, I mean, the thing is like, Reddit is more advanced. Like, if you call someone Reddit, that's like, that's doing a disservice to Reddit to call Elon Musk. He is like, I-Funny, 9 gag or whatever. Like it's like he is he is it's insane probably one of the least funny human beings on the planet The things I think that's that humor is so Elon Musk uh south african that's what'sap humor like for example my

parents uh like in my relatives who live overseas they all use WhatsApp to communicate oh yeah they get sent memes through WhatsApp so all those memes that we experienced 10 years ago have finally hit WhatsApp yeah for example I'm getting, like, my father's sending me, like, uh, like memes from, like, I funny memes that have finally just hit his, like through WhatsApp. And I'm like, oh, that's fucking hilarious. He's like, have you heard of hide your kids, hide your wife? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, he's, he's probably, he looks down at the condescending Guantam memes because those to him, I think, are like two years old. Those are just gotten stale for him. Yeah, yeah. And he's about to experience, uh, shit. We'll be next up. Bad luck, Brian.

Oh, yeah. That was about 2013, 14. Yeah, the kid holding in a fart, that one in class. That's still a good meme. I think he posted that. I think he posted that. He did? Yeah.

Yeah, so that's like bleeding edge for him right now. It's crazy because the man's like in his 50s, right? Yeah, he wants, he just, it goes to show you that no matter how rich you get, no matter how many things you have, you will always be thirsty just to be in internet celebrity that's it's true and also you can't buy being normal yep you know what i mean yeah like there's no amount of money that can buy just like being a normal person i was gonna ask has anyone ever spent that much money to be that much more disliked i i think it's genuinely probably the worst ratio of money to like how bad it back like because like more people

because now just twitter just works worse there's too much more it's like twitter sucked before but that's just because you have to like it's like this horrible you know the four you page is just horrible what's wrong with my algorithm and maybe this reflects more about me but i've been seeing videos of people getting shot almost every day that does reflect on you mine is all people talking about what a kaffar is like it's all like like uh like uh muslim apostasy stuff uh i see a lot of fights because i think fights shooting he's experiencing is like he's he's trying drive traffic and then in his mind the traffic will drive ad revenue and so he's kind of going through his own evolution of

the blogosphere. Yeah. And figuring out what gets clicks and what doesn't. He figured out fight videos. Get clicks. He do love five videos. Cop, cop cam videos. But mostly it's them like like

shooting stuff. Is he going to go through like an upworthy phase where he's like this, this video of a child meeting a dog for the first time will melt your heart? Yeah. I love, dude, they do melt my heart though.

Yeah. Do you think it's been impacting your interactions? The new 4U page. My 4U page is kind of good. good. What is it? Like what's on it? Yeah, what's on it?

It's exclusively all Tennessee football and basketball and brave stuff. That's all that's on it. It works perfectly. Go to it right now. I want to see what's on it. So the top page is a quote from FAU's center. Then we have a baseball video, a Jeff D. Lowe tweet, another Braves video. Arizona point guard Kirk Creeza will transfer.

Oh, that's a big news. I didn't know that. You got clean internet living. Look at that. Another Mike Soroka report. from his spring start today, a video of a chicken and a puppy. That's actually,

that's great stuff. I haven't clicked on my 4U page since it came out. Mine's pretty good. People evacuated new one Vanderbilt building after reports of shaking and multiple hazmat cruiser on scene of a hazardous chemical cloud

prompting a shelter in place in West Lake Louisiana. Wait, one Vanderbilt is shaking? Oh, and then there's a baby Okapy. Macrodocusing's on my 4U page. Mine is all crypto ads, manscaped, feds raising the rates, and then a bunch of stuff about the new New York City logo. Oh, yeah.

I love, it says we love New York. We love New York. How much money do you think? How much money do you think they... 25 million, at least. Everything, anything that they do is 25 million. I'm seeing, I'm just seeing, it looks a lot like my regular timeline right now. yeah my i i will say actually mine is just people that i've interacted with this this actually isn't

as bad as it used to be maybe it's just maybe it's just it's crazy mine is just all porn really yeah well because i always just reply to any naked woman on twitter with you're so fucking beautiful or like uh you know i love you mommy or like um you know come to fort green or whatever yeah yeah yeah uh come to brazil jajajajaj exactly yeah yeah do you have does that girl reply to you that replies to everyone where you have to like click on her picture picture. Yeah, she just, yeah, she replies to us all the time. And it's, it's always labeled as sensitive content, but it's the same girl in like the same three pictures. Yeah. Oh, is it like a, like a bot account? It's a bot account, but it's a real woman. So I don't know,

I don't know what the, how many different levels I have to click through for them to monetize that. Oh, six nine getting beat up. Oh, six nine going to beat up was crazy. Yeah. Dude, I do not want to ever get my ass kicked in an LA fitness bathroom. Dude, you can be my worst nightmare. tell by his shit looks that shit looks set up bro I mean he did look and the guy looks like he kicks him pretty hard but it does look it's weird because the guys are like 50 yeah and you can tell that

that he just got his face hit off the fucking kick that's the worst thing about in all these fight videos when you see like especially in like the high school fight videos there's a sink involved they hit their head against the sink that's the fucking worst why did he get beat up I guess because he's because he had snitched or whatever but my thing is like

very short shorts yeah very short shorts. Yeah. Because didn't he like, I know, it seemed a little unclear to me. I think you probably, if we're being realistic, he probably got beat up so some guys could get in a viral video for having beat up Takashi 6-9. Yeah. Yeah. Although 6-9 is the kind of like crazy troll that he might set up. He might take getting stomped in the ribs, kicked in the face, just for the clout. Yeah. He's a wild boy. I would never get, um, that done to me on purpose. No.

Getting beat up sucks. I'm trying to think if there's a scenario, I would be okay with getting beat up. Oh, if a beautiful woman felt bad for me. Okay. You know? Yeah. Like, I get beat up and she's like, oh, my God, are you okay? Yeah.

Like, yeah, it's nothing. Or like defending their honor. Hmm. I mean, how much honor? Yeah. Like, what is, it's honor these days anyways? You know what I mean? It's just words.

It's sexist. It's a patriarchal notion. Yeah. Which is what I would tell her. Yeah. I'm like, you know, these guys, you know, calling you a bitch, do you know what? Do you want equality? You got to go fight for them.

You know, I'm just like, I'm just like, I don't think it's, I think it's rude of me to fight them. Yep. Yeah. And I'm, I'm scared of them. Is the answer there. We have anything we want to, we want to wrap up with stormy? Anything with a stormy situation? I, it, I think a lot of prosecutors.

have tried to pin Trump down for something. And this seems like the most tenuous kind of like, yeah, he probably broke the law, but also why are we arresting a former president? He's going to beat the case for that he's going to beat the case. It's not, it's not provable. I don't understand how if you want to like hurt his ability to become president again, you would do this. It almost seems like they're trying to do this for him.

Like the whoever's like spearheading this might be a Republican trying to. Do you remember when Hillary Clinton, like, it was revealed that they, like, boosted Trump, like the Clinton campaign because they wanted him to be the guy they ran against? It could be something like that, right? Yeah. Could be Biden's leading on brad. I mean, probably not Biden because he doesn't. I don't know if he's really capable of winning on much. Because to Sanchez, you could beat with your hands behind your back.

Or maybe they, he runs, he runs as an independent and then there's like a split vote thing. And then, you know, you know, Biden winning him? You want the Sanchez to get the nomination if you're fucking Biden. It'd be so funny, though, if Trump ran as an independent and then won, and then not only beat DeSantis, but also beat Biden. Broke the two-party system. Oh, my God. If Biden, like, yeah, fuck. Because Trump, that actually.

So, DeSantis and Biden would split the anti-Trump vote. Oh, we could think of it like that. We would think of it that way. But what if Biden dies and it's Kamala, DeSantis and Trump? Trump's in. Yeah. Yes. Dude.

Oh, that actually much. The bipartisan party system. kind of down with it going away you know what if trump goes independent i got a couple guys i'll put in there like like taking out the mainstream democratic and republican parties with boats toxic as fuck but trump would just run as like republican two or something like he would like he would call he would or he would just call his party the booze party or like the gop party or something you know what i mean like he would do the whole in one party the whole and one part truth party truth party he would yeah if if if trump came out and said

I said, okay, I'm going to run. And my big difference in my platform is, you know, that health care plan that I was working on and I was going to give the details two weeks later, finally got around to doing it, and we're going to do universal health care. Yeah. Trump wins presence. Don, didn't we talk about this making Bernie his VP? Oh, he would be unbeatable.

Universal health care. Because he respects Bernie. Yeah. Dude, he should do that. He will not do that. Yeah, he definitely won't. I mean, he wouldn't even legalize marijuana. He wouldn't run with a vice president.

If Trump has an option to run without a vice president, he is not running with a vice president. Yeah, I mean, but what if he runs? He could run. Didn't we talk about this legalizing weed in universal health care with Bernie as a VP, and we all said we'd vote for that? Yeah, but it's, he wouldn't do that. Yeah, Bernie wouldn't be his wife. He likes winning. He likes winning.

He does like winning, but he also is like Trump, we have to remember that Trump is also stupid. Aaron, I think you're on tape saying you'd vote for that. uh no i believe it was universal health care i don't give a fuck of weed is we i'm not gonna i'm not gonna put trump in presidency for weed being legal but what about universal health care i think that's what you agreed to the last time that was what i agree i think i think a lot of people i think but trump won't do universal health care because i don't think trump realizes that there's a health care system right like i'm going to be honest with you like no he does he definitely does he he spent his entire presidency saying he's going to come up with a better plan oh yeah that is true

I think he Well he's never had to experience You know what's crazy Yeah he's got his doctor That he just goes to You think he like What do you think is These got hell shit going on?

I think he's one of those people That doesn't Like 70 out of shape Yeah Something about a stuff Pre diabetic maybe I want to see what's in there I think he's like a don't ask

Don't tell with his health Where like he's like one of those old guys That doesn't check up on anything Because if it ain't broke Don't fix it Like I don't find out about shit I gotta say the battery thing really threw me off like for how he views the body because I was like that's like a way that an

alien would view the body of a human being yeah I well it probably doesn't battery thing he believes that the the human body has a finite amount of energy that's given to it at birth it's like a battery and so if you exercise it decreases the level of energy that you have later it's he's not making this he believes no he does no he does he does yeah he does this is what he believes I think he He believes in every day in sleep recharges the battery. Like slightly, though. You know what? It's like when you plug in something for a little bit, like you get like a little bit of a juice.

But he also doesn't sleep. He also doesn't. And this is actually my thing. So I don't sleep a lot just because I have sleep problems and it has ruined my life. I sleepwalk. I have parisomnias, which is fucking crazy. That I've done, bro, I had one last night. I ate a full fucking, I ate a bag of nuts in my sleep last night.

You ever see the hat man? No, that's sleep paralysis. I know. Yeah. I see the hat man. I'm shooting it. Billy sees the hat man all the time. I've just been battling with the hat man for the past couple of weeks.

I think I've won and we're coming out of it. But yeah, went 12 rounds with a hat man almost every night for like a week and a half straight. I have in the past year, sleptwalk numerous times. I've had sex in my sleep. I have fully, fully asleep. I have like gone to the bathroom. Quick question about that. Was the other person asleep?

No. Okay. But I gave permission after it happened one time. I was like, if I initiate sex, it's okay. That could make some legal, like weird legal situations. Yeah, absolutely. But I wake up most of the time. It's usually that has not happened very often, but that has happened.

That's happened a few times in my life. But it's the eating. I never ate before. I don't eat at night to begin with. Like I don't eat past like 8 p.m. ever, basically. But I will wake up. in the middle of the night and I will eat I was I buy a day I love dates

the little fruits and I would be eating those and I had to stop buying them because I would have woken up in the morning like look at my fucking kitchen I ate like four dates and then you shit all the time right or those prunes well those are prunes but dates I think could do that they got some fiber too but the fucking I've been now I've been

eat I had to basically not buy anything that I don't have to cook because I will just eat it in the middle of the night not completely asleep she's just black out but but how sober like so fully sober some people do that but they drive that's so so sick it's like a drive that it's like a compulsion that's like dr jekyll mr hide yeah but i'm like let me do something cool i want to be like i want to have an alter ego this is just something paint exactly or like write something or do something but instead i'm just like i'll have some nuts if anyone ever handful of nuts last night if ever anyone encounters you that you're with you should

like tell them to like get you to start like writing stuff stuff yeah yeah ask me questions like a year oh like two years ago i was like heavily drinking doing way too much and i started sleepwalking and i had this thing where i would go uh and i would pee in like weird places yeah my buddy did that the midnight fireman and so my ex my ex my girl my ex like she caught me pee i had to get her a new suitcase because i would just open her closet and i was just pissing on her on her suitcase dude my fucking my butt my old roommate did that. Yeah.

He picks in the costume too. It comes from drinking too much. From what I read, it's like if you, if you, if you drink to an excess, like a lot, that that can happen. All right, we're going to take a pause for the cause and is brought to you by Game Time. Game Time is the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstall Sports. It's created by fans for fans. Game Time is the ticketing app.

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Ooh, that's a good question. Embrace debate right now? Tennessee. How many women's gymnastics titles have you won? They don't have women's gymnastics. At Tennessee? Yeah, I don't know that we do. And so you're claiming your school?

Only school to go to a New Year's Six bowl game, men's and women's sweet 16, though. Okay. They have 16-year-olds in there? No, no, no. I would say Bama's pretty good right. Yeah, Bama. Roll-tide.

Well, Bama. There's to UT at everything. but sure they're well they're number one well actually basketball lost to Tennessee they ended up what number two in football lost to Tennessee no not number two they were fifth okay you went to college in

Tennessee it's up of that pyramid uh in Memphis yeah it's been a bunch of shit it's been a basketball arena it's been a bass pro shop I stayed there they've got a hotel inside the inside the pyramid yeah I stayed me and Billy when we drove out to the Super Bowl

this is last year we stayed overnight it's a great hotel it's like a hunting lodge type feel everything's wood it's a great place to stay and then they give you like we've got a tour around the facility they showed us all the ponds that have sturgeon and crazy fish in them and they told us the history behind uh how it was converted into a bass pro shop there was this dude that just went out on the the mississippi river and he was fishing out there i think he was a CEO of bas pro shop and he was with his buddy and he goes if I catch a catfish over 11 pounds I'm going to turn that pyramid into a bass pro shop

because it used to be the NBA arena and so then he caught like a 20 pound catfish he's like well I guess I got to turn into a bass pro shop yeah it's incredible probably had some lucky gear there yeah no it's a nice place to stay yeah they put me in the wrong room though when I got in and then did you change well yeah so I walked in and there's rose petals all over the ground in the room

and I was like, they must have known how much I love the Bass Pro Shop because I talk about it a lot and this is a really nice touch they, but Billy did it but Billy did it and he was waiting behind the bed no, but on the bed there was like a Victoria's Secret bag

I was like well that's kind of a strange choice for I don't know, but whatever nice thought there were chocolates and then in the bathroom The Victoria's Secret bag wasn't the thing that tipped you off no, no no because I I have publicly expressed my love

for the Bass Pro Shop pyramid many many times Gotcha. And so I go into the bathroom and there's more rose petals in the bathroom and there's even like a jar of weed that's left out like that's gift wrapped. So I think that these are all presents for me. Yeah. And then Billy comes and I'm like, Billy, you got to check out what they did for my room.

Yeah. And Billy comes in and he's like, what's that over the corner? And there's a bag of like, it's like a suitcase with clothes spilling out of it. I started tweaking out. And Billy's like, oh, some guy's going to come in here and murder us because like he's going to know someone's going to walk in and see two he's going to walk in see two random dudes in his hotel room and people carry in the fucking bass pro shops probably like where there's the most like concealed carried people in america yeah and i'm just like we got to get to fuck

out of here before he gets shot yeah so i went down to the front desk and they're like oh yeah we we double booked that room and that's somebody's valentine's day present and then we went out uh and we well we went to the bar at the bass pro shop and we were having some drinks late night and this woman was out there with her son and her son was definitely neurodivergent we'll say and he's her son's like hanging out with us and talking a lot and this woman just gets up and leaves her son with us oh yeah because she went back to her hotel room to just get railed out by her husband and so they just leave us in charge without saying anything so she goes back there and she's just fucking like somebody went down the hallway and like heard them through the walls

what and we're now we're in charge of like the kid yeah now we're in charge of looking after her like seven-year-old son. No, no, the kid was, like, 14. Oh, he's what we realized, but we thought he was much younger. Yeah, I was just talking to him about ATVs and four-wheelers and different types, and he kept, like, he was doing, like, you know, exact model types, different suspension. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he also knew that much about guns.

Don't love that. Especially for someone, like, someone that neurodivergent shouldn't be around, like, have access. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Assessed with guns would be a bad thing for that person. So, but he was an interesting kid. Yeah. And we, we had a, I mean, I sort of started to feel responsible. Oh, but actually, I was glad to be doing something like that because about an hour before,

we were in the wrong place at the wrong time and could have gone a lot farther south than it did. Yeah. We pulled into the wrong gas station. Well, Memphis, that night, Memphis was without power. There was a massive ice storm. Interesting. That took out almost all the power in Memphis. Yeah.

And it was just driving into town. It was crazy. Down power lines, fires in the middle of the road from all the mayhem. And then so we go out and we're trying to find food, but no place is open because there's no power. And then we heard that one part of town might have power. And this guy goes, yeah, go down there, make a right past the highway. And then don't go to the first gas station. Do not go into that one.

Go into the second gas station that you see. Well, we mistakenly went into the first gas station and shit was about to go down. big time like there were people that were that were eyeing us down hovering around us making plans and then billy did tweak out he's like we got to get the fuck out of here we got to get the fuck out here so we just sprint out to the car and we drove away it was about to be a bad so we were feeling very lucky that we got out of there yeah because we were definitely going to get robbed it was it was going to go down also we were roll we rolled up in a camo wrapped truck that guess who else uh who had been who else wrapped all his

cars in camo who uh king vaugh uh king vaugh king vaugh wait is that the rapper yeah the guy got killed yeah yeah in memphis yeah and it was just like he had all camo wrap cars and like i think leum crowley was the one uh bubba was one who's like yo dude i just realized king vaughn wrapped all his cars in camo and pulled up his instagram it's just all these cars wrapped in camo we roll up to this random gas station where in the camo wrap truck was I once played a house show in Memphis and a dude named Matt Mussel fucking threw a military grade smoke bomb in the just window of the house completely like I mean those things made a lot of smoke like a small house and just like completely ruined the night and every single thing that happened to me was basically on that level in Memphis I love Memphis though great food great food some of the best barbecue in America yeah good chicken yeah yeah good barbecue had some of the best barbecue had some of some of the best ribs of my life in Memphis.

Me too. It was like a, it was like a former garage. Yeah. No, I've been to that. You know what I'm talking about? Well,

I'm assuming there's probably more than one. But it's like the place that people really like. It was like, I have some friends that are from there that took me there. Yeah. So shout out Memphis. Shout out. Thank you for not robbing us,

even though you had every opportunity to. And you're probably thinking about it. Do you want to do teed off? Big Tee, are you teed off about anything? So, where Big T just airs his grievances. I don't think so.

You've had a clean, week? Yeah, big week. Big week. Going to the Mecca, going to Madison Square Garden. You're going to Mecca? Not the Mecca, A Mecca, the Mecca down the street. Gotcha. You are making a pilgrimage to Mecca. To the world's most famous arena. What's going on in there? Sweet 16, Tennessee's in. The final 16 teams in the NCAA tournament. Gotcha. March Madness. Yeah. And Aaron, you teed up? What did we say that we're going to do for? Eight off.

Oh, yeah, eight off. You ate off about anything? Y'all are toxic, man. It's just the same format. Yeah, it's exact same. No other attached. I think, no, I'm chilling, man. I'm pretty cool.

Good week? It's a good week, man. I'm getting really good. I shot at 88 yesterday. I'm getting, you know what I'm saying? You just be crazy. I shot at 88 and I had two triple bogeys. That could have easily been pars.

That was my first time back in about four or five days from shooting. And I hit two OB driver shots. So that put me in a bad spot. So you turn those into a bogey or par. That's mid-low 80s, man. I'm getting there, man. You have some birdies? No birdies.

That's going to have two triple burgies. Two triple bogeys, no birdies, just all pars, a bunch of pars. And I had three birdie putts, though, that I smoked. I had a, oh, my God, I had a birdie putt. I'm talking three feet. But to my, you know, to be fair to me, the grain was really hard to read, so it wasn't the slope that I was reading. The grain pushed it, so.

How are the greens? The greens are good, man. It's this course called, I think it's called Gus Wortham in Houston. It's like, not like super upscale, but I think, I think personally it's the best course in Houston for the money you pay and so it's not like all super five star but it's it's a really good course the greens are nice if they keep they keep really good care of it and i think it's the best course in houston for the money you pay i can't wait to play if we're gonna we're gonna go out there in a week and a half what's the format so it's me you versus big cat and hank the hater yeah

and we all and and and what's the what's the format so it's just like so best ball or yeah we're gonna alternate shots so i suck it golf i'm like the world's worst golf you look like you'd be good at it. I'm trying to, I'm trying to get good just because I think you hit the age of like 35 and you start playing golf. I think it's like mandated. It's kind of the last sport. Yeah, exactly. So I'm trying to get good at it, but I'm awful. So Aryan's good. So we're going to do alternate shot, Aaron. So if you sink a birdie putt, I've got a tee off on the next hole. And we're going to go against Hank and Big Cat. Big Cat sucks at golf. Hank's not bad. And then we'll have to figure out what we're going to bet on it. We got to bet, we got

bet something big. Just so you know our internet's out again so he didn't hear what you said. Oh, that's good. That's good. It just came back. It just came back in. What did you say? Did you hear the explanation of we're doing an alternate shot? And we got to bet something on it. We got to figure out what to bet against Big Cat and Hank. Okay. I'm definitely that. So alternate shot means I go and then you go. Yeah. And so. Okay. Interesting format.

All right. Is Big or Hank, any good? Big Cat sucks. Hank's not bad. Hank shoots in the 90s. Okay. Yeah. Should be good?

Should be fun there? It'll be great. Brace, we're having a debate on Monday's show about, or a Tuesday show, I guess, about who the hardest people in the world are. Like penis or? Like nationality. Oh, Albanian. Okay.

We didn't talk about Albanians. How do you miss Albanian? No, actually, that's a huge. Yeah, that's a huge. Albanian, huge. Nobody punches above. their weight like Albania. There's probably three million Albania. There's less people that are from Albania or have Albanian blood in their veins than there are people who like live

in just one part of Manhattan. But my God. Yeah, I absolutely agree with you. They're the most one of the, I, they're like one of the most warlike people because they've been at war for like their whole existence. And like who else like they have the tiniest country. There's not a lot there. Not a lot going on there. They fucking, they had during the fucking cold war, they were like, we're We're not even fucking with, we're not fucking with Yugoslavia. We're not fucking with the Soviet Union. We love China. Yeah.

You know? I didn't realize that. That's why they're Maoists. Well, because in war dogs, they, they're getting all the Chinese weapons from Albania. They hate, they hate Russia for what happened under Stalin. And they hate Germany for what happened under World War II. Yeah. And so they, but they hate them so much that they won't pick any of those sides.

So they went to China. Also, half of them hate Muslims, but the other half are Muslim. My whole thing about the Balkans is this. And you know what? This could come off as racially insensitive. To me, you zoom out a little, yeah, you're all kind of the same guy, you know? Yeah, very similar. We met, where was that guy from?

Don't say that to the Greeks. I'm not going to say it to the Greeks. I worked for Greeks for a long time. We worked in a Greek flower shop for like five years. It was like a stand on the side of a highway. But I worked for three Greek brothers, brothers Papadopoulos. Yeah. And let me tell you, one of them, kick me aside, is like, listen.

I know we all talk about how Greeks invented everything. We're not the same Greeks as thousands of years ago. We're basically Turks. Like, we're kind of just like guys who live there now. So do my brothers tell you about Greece, all this, Greece, all that? Don't listen to them. Yeah, that would make a lot of Greeks angry.

Exactly. So I never said it, but I love Greeks. Because I love any culture should be, like, this is, I think, I think you could probably unite the world in this. Many people's in the world, it doesn't matter what you look like. It doesn't matter what language you speak. Doesn't matter your religion. Most people in the world just want to sit on a kind of wobbly white plastic chair in front of either a cafe or their house and smoke cigarettes and be fat.

Yeah. That's the thing that everybody wants. That was the Sopranos. Cafe cafe culture across Europe, I love like the whole concept. Yeah. They serve beers, coffees, and it's totally socially acceptable at any time of the day to go there, either drink a beer or. coffee doesn't matter what could be nine a m you could have a very ice cold tall beer smoke cigarettes outside and albanians love it italians love it greeks love it turks love it turks love it

like the english love it but they can't sit outside a lot because the weather's shitty yeah yeah yeah sit inside i'm too busy snogging me sister like i know uh there's a boxing coach in yonkers who's albanian uh he's his name is drogo yeah his name is drogo well he's that's where I was training this might be this might be actually the hardest person in the world Billy you were trained by an Albanian named Drago well no he owned the gym I was trained by a cop who knew Drago but he was he was using this was Billy McFarland's very lucky that'll let you meet the guy till you get up in the levels no no but no but next door was Drago's Cassie yeah yeah next door is Drago's cafe which is like an

Albanian cafe and I was like the whole time I was training I was sober for two weeks and I couldn't like drink like was like just hitting the bag and like after a ton of exercise you walk outside and you're just seeing these Albanians just like chilling in Dragos cafe

like smoking and drinking it's just like what do you guys think the hardest nationalities are Chechens so yeah Billy said Chechen good answer Mongolians good answer pretty hard people what else did we have

I would say those are the biggest two horsebound people like people who like spend a lot of their like like horse you know like Mongolians is like that's pretty that's pretty horse I think they're a little tame nowadays yeah they're just they're chilling they're just eating horse now they're yeah they're making fermented horse milk yeah yeah yeah probably so good yeah Albanians totally replace the mafia exactly the Italians couldn't compete with the Albanians 100% are running shit nowadays

everywhere they're on their grind exactly no they like they literally are I mean it's like all the basically, I think even supremac, basically, like, once, like, every, all the Italians kids turned into Jersey shore, the Albanians were all the hitmen who came over and they're like, we just came from war, we'll kill for you. Like, yeah, yeah. We just did war crimes. We'll do war crimes here to one person. We're about the Polish. Not hard. No? Not modern, but I think in a military setting. Like, like, like the, the winged hussars or whatever, I think those guys were pretty hard, but that's a long time ago. Yeah. But even, even now, I think they're, they're training right now

and they're going through shit like if shit pops off with Russia we got to deal with it so that's why they're sending tanks to Ukraine yeah yeah yeah the Polish being ramping up their involvement in Ukraine totally understand

like because they got skin like real skin in the game well Polish people are also treated really like everyone Europe hates Polish people in Albanians too actually but like English people

could you imagine I like I like Polish people Polish people, you know what I mean? I love Albanians. I have no I basically I'm like everybody's fine but English people they're like I fucking hate pose and like I couldn't imagine having that thought in my head. They've got like they've got like hate like because they drink so like I saw I know a bunch of British people know a bunch Polish people the Polish immigrants all are drunk on the subway a lot of them like they drink on the subway and like they get into like a lot of English people will be like how dare you come to our country and be drunk on the subway

And it's like, oh, like, that's where you draw the line for these people. You'll fucking be, like, drunk pissing in the street. But just like a weekday and you're on the same way. Have you ever seen a British person on mainland Europe, dude? Like, they're barbaric. That's where you draw the fucking line. Like, you got to read this book Among the Thugs. It's about British, like, this guy, like, embedded himself with British football hooligans in the early 90s, late 80s.

And he is the most fucking, like, savage portrayal of, like, the British, like, 40-year-old, like. Geyser like fucking They're like barbarians You spent some time in Turkey Did you ever go to any Never been to Turkey Oh I thought that you went through Turkey No I went through Iraq

Oh you came up from the south Yeah yeah yeah Big difference bro No I went over the fucking Tigris What was that like flying into Iraq Rocked Well it sucked a little bit

Because I got I was just supposed to call this guy When I got off and I got off the plane Called the guy he didn't pick up And I'm just like at the airport in so i'm not in bagdad i'm in sulemania i'm just like oh i guess i'm here iraq rock yeah but i was fucking i when i eventually did get hooked up with people like when the guy did pick up his phone uh like i was i was basically at a safe house like three days but when i came back to leave through iraq there was the guy who ran the hotel like it's like a hostel

that like uh you stay at that like he's like a contact for the smugglers and he if you were staying there before the smugglers like met up you he would get you wasted and then just like race in his car really fast and my two guys i know both dead actually now who were staying with him uh when i met them they were like dude we hung out with a hotel guy and we got drunk with him and then we were walking back to the hotel like wasted and some guy like said fuck your mother to him and the guy went back in the hotel and got a fucking 45 and shot the guy like shot at the guy and i think he winged him and then on the way out they i guess they like hung out with the hotel guy again he's like oh yeah i'm friends with the dude

now like we're chill and i talked to the hotel guy i'm like i heard about that you shot at somebody he's like yeah check out the surveillance video and you showed me this video him like fucking just opening and like i can see my friends trying to stop him from shooting him like try to push him back but opening up on just a street with a 45 jesus dude um yeah but it's iraq's tight it's very it's very safe we've got a uh a foreign correspondent that goes overseas a lot and he went to Iraq for a soccer game right Donnie he went over there this is before the World Cup as they were trying to qualify

Oh no you wait wait they did the soccer game got cancelled because in the north there was like some rocket attack which more had to do with Iran but like FIFA didn't allow the game to happen in Iraq so they just had a watch party They had a watch party at the stadium

and he absolutely loved it he loved Iraq It's great food's incredible everyone's so Everyone's it's that the thing is Everyone's like so nice that it's suspicious you know what I mean because you're just not used to that here it's like someone will be like insist that you come to their house and I'm like if someone insists that I come to their house in America I bet you're gonna molest me yeah so like you know you should come over to my house yeah I'm like you

come over yeah yeah yeah they're like just feed you hell of food and hang out with you that's that to me is a guilty conscience you go over there and and if a Iraqi citizen was like come over to my house it'd be like you don't hate me I'm like you should kill you should hate me like I'm you know I'm American right like that our car hum or have you heard of Hummer H2? Yeah. We did this because of that. Yeah.

So, yeah, I just keep thinking of that scene from American sniper where he sees his elbow and sees that like he's got like a callus from like, you know, being in a prone position and then he finds the guns underneath the house of this. What a way for that guy to go out. Yeah. Did you see the news this week in the New York Times? Is it a new American sniper? No, about, about Iraq?

No. So it turns out that George Bush lied about the Iraqi war. Yeah. Yeah. No fucking way. I'm sorry. First I'm hearing about this. I should give you guys a trigger warning about that.

What? Like it doesn't exist? Well, no. So apparently George W. Bush wanted to invade Iraq back in, uh, as early as when he ascended to the presidency and he really wanted to go after him. And then after 9-11, he made it very clear with his administration that they needed to find evidence linking them either to Al-Qaeda or to having weapons of mass destruction. What?

And the intelligence came back and they were saying, well, it's not. really there. We can't really tie this all together. And then they were told by their bosses, well, you need to work harder and find this. And then Bush and Cheney both knew that the evidence wasn't a slam dunk. And they went ahead and they said we should invade Iraq anyways. That's crazy. It's wild, isn't it? Yeah. That's the thing is it all came out in the wash, right? Yeah. I mean, we were the better team. So we just rolled the ball out there. We don't need a game plan. Yeah. Yeah. So we just go in, dominate and then got out. So who did 9-11? It's a good question, It's a good question.

What? Huh. You might ask yourself this. Was there a 9-11? Yeah, I was kind of there. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from the league, you're, you were in the, you, you escaped?

No, I was on the island of Manhattan. I will say fake 9-11 survivors. So my favorite people in the world probably, people who fake illnesses, I love them, Munchausen's people. I should, I should preface it. I wasn't at 9-11. I was on the island of Manhattan. I was all on the play but I was very very young my mother was she always tells us stories so okay

so you're it's basically like you were there no okay I love race fakers uh Rachel dolez out new race faker just dropped uh in Canada uh no this this lady I'm trying to remember the details behind I just read an article about her two days ago um she was in charge of inclusion and diversity for somebody we fucking go and she she was she's just a white woman so sick that has been pretending to be um really a mix of a lot of different races but her parents are now giving interviews being like she's we're just white our families white there was a one my favorite one was a woman who called herself la bumbalera uh who was a just a nice jewish girl from the midwest who pretended to be dominican and black and lived in

new york and bronzed herself and there's a really incredible video of her at like calling into like a city council's zoom meeting talking the most fucked up like caricature of like a new york spanish accent and like talking about the barrio and shit like that and her parents were like you're jewish from kansas like you're not there's oh i mean how funny george santo's jewish yeah a rare male uh race figure it's it's actually statistically because i got really into it for a while because all it's it happened in Canada a bunch but it was all people pretending me native american to Indian like from India women just got caught pretending to be Native American Indian which is a rare area yeah I'm a little more for just the same name I'm a little more forgiving

because they might have moved to a place where they're like oh I'm Indian and they're like oh and the people there oh you guys have one too oh yeah yeah and they're like fuck I hate explaining this every time like I'm from India the country you idiots so it was a it was a woman who was in charge of she was the chief equity and inclusion officer at a Quaker charity and the Quakers that were running it they started to their antennas went up and they thought that maybe she was an informant

or she was trying to infiltrate them and so they did some investigative research into her she was claiming to be of Arab, South Asian and Latin descent but she was actually born a white girl named Rachel. Interesting. So she was just kind of like throwing like well maybe one of these will stick.

Yeah. Yeah, if I say enough, then it's not going to piss off one group entirely. Yeah. That will ask me too many questions. Exactly. I can just pretend to be like, I don't know that part really well. Yeah, I was more South Asian in that facet of my upbringing than I was Latin American. I would just make one up.

Like, oh, yeah, I'm from Zampfor. Yeah, I wouldn't. If you said it confidently enough, I would be like, it's like Asian. You know, that's what I would do. Yeah, Zampfor, it's Asian, you know? What do you think the psychology behind being a race. faker would be i think it's trying to identify with victimhood to get like if you come from a not like you feel bad like you feel bad so it's like you you rather like be part of like uh oppressed

group to like get that sympathy then feel the the guilt i think it i think it's just people i mean i also think about this with like like fake veterans and shit like that like why people do that because it's really easy, like stolen valor shit, that's really easy to get caught in, too. Yeah. To me, I feel like it's people tell- He did it one time. You did it?

No, he was just at the- I just used to have a crew cut. He was at the airport and he was wearing like full camo. I was wearing a hiking, I was wearing hiking boots. It was just because he loves camo. You went to the airport and full camp. No, no, no, no, no. I was, I had a hiking boots and a hiking backpack.

Oh, classic airport. And camo pants. And camo pants on, but I didn't enter the plane. First. First. I didn't do that. You pussed out last minute. No, I was, I had no, we were going on.

Wait, Billy, how happy was your dog to see you when you got home? He couldn't even see you. I didn't, I didn't film a video of me and my dog getting home. He's like, what's up, buddy? Billy returns from his trip to Columbus. Did you surprise your daughter at her basketball game? She doesn't know, I'm her father. Yeah, she doesn't know you're in special, because you would be special forces.

Oh, 100%. 100%. There was, like, Seagal. Stephen Seagal, speaking of special forces and race faker. Seagal was just like, I'm going to combine every race in the world to be what, like, you know how that whole thing is like when they show what people is going to look like like 500 years in the future? That is literally, Stephen Seagall is living that reality today.

Steven Seagall is every single race from every single time period. He belongs to like cultures that went extinct 2,000 years ago. He's like the complete average of human civilization. That ancient apocalypse guy, Graham Hancock, the people who built those ancient structures that he talks about was Steven Seagal. Exactly. There was one moment out in Columbus. I'm not going to say who it was, but we were at a basketball game.

This was last weekend. And it's the first four of the NCAA tournament. So it's not even really the NCAA tournament. It's like a play-in game for it. And the crowd is like half full at most. And they don't have like a good half-time setup. There's no like entertainment. And then all these people come out onto the court and they start like,

saying the pledge of allegiance all at once to a flag and the person that I was sitting next to was like, what the hell are we watching right now? And this woman in front of us turns around and she goes, oh, watch your fucking mouth. These people are getting sworn into the United States Air Force right now. And then like the crowd goes nuts like clapping for this group of like 60 people. And then my friend looks at me. He's like, that's it's still kind of weird to have this as a halftime entertainment. Usually it's like somebody on a on a unicycle. flipping bowls on top of their head or like a dog checked like chasing a frisbee across the court it's something fun yeah it was just a massive swearing-in ceremony at half time could you imagine you know the

you know the the induction not the induction but like the army recruiting place in time square oh they got bombed that one time did it yeah that was a whole weird there was a weird time square where time square was like oh yeah the trash cans he was getting bomb threats all the time could you imagine uh holy joining the army from the time square army recruitment center and then dying that was the o g one one oh like from like back remember like like one like part of it was because of the whole kiss picture during world war two oh i wrong kiss i kiss yes jeez simmons the the non-consensual so like uh uh fucking oh the soldier kissing the yeah yeah sailor kiss you know what i actually remember the first time i was interviewing a barstool there was a uh they made you do that

no there was uh well the funny part like police at the first time like he didn't nail the first No, there's multiple interviews, but I was walking, I was, I walked through Times Square and, like, later that day, there was a car running over terrorist attack. Oh, yeah. That was, uh, yeah. Spring of 2017, and it happened, like, and I just missed it. Could have been you. Yeah. It was one of those things.

It was like hours. You remember the, uh, oh, hours? Hours is crazy. You just said I just missed it. It was like an hour later. I'm glad you're okay, Billy. Yeah. I just walked through it before.

Are you kidding me? Billy was within hours of a murder in New York. Yeah. It wasn't a murder. That's us right now. Someone has been killed around this office in the last probably 24 hours. A guy drove through the pedestrian walk. Don't act like your ancient warrior reflexes.

Wouldn't have caused you to just gone. Sure about war mode? Yeah, you would have just gone straight at that car and crushed the front. You don't think my ancient. primal ancestors would have arisen out of me and saved the day? Friend! Fucking hunting magic wouldn't have

came out? Oh, you ever seen that picture? Actually, let me ask you this. You ever seen that picture of that massive dude in ISIS? The one who hunted the guys in ISIS. No, no, no, no. There's that guy. The guy who's in ISIS is an executioner. No, but I remember the giant guy

who's fighting ISIS. I want to do Natty or not with that guy. Giant guy fighting ISIS. Is that guy, is the guy who was, the guy in Iraqi army? Do you think that guy's Natty? Yeah, but he was like, he was like, I think he was a Kurdish, he was like part of the-Mirga. Yeah, he was part of the militias.

Yeah. You want to see Billy's range right now when he's talking about like Persian militias to his reaction when he hears this news? Billy, the New York Jets just traded. No, please don't tell me. It's about the bad news. They traded Elijah Moore away to the Browns. Oh, what the fuck? For their second round pick.

Oh, I grade that trade, Billy. Well, Elijah Moore doesn't like being in New York. Doesn't like it at all. Neither do you. He's fresh air. He's Elijah Moore and a third for a second. No, he didn't like Zach Wilson. He didn't like he wasn't at the ball. We have a lot of targets.

His production wasn't that great, but he was amazing on Old Miss. I think it might be, he definitely wanted out. If that was the trade, then he wouldn't have been useful for us this season. I knew that Billy's reaction would just be, that's kind of good. So Billy, now get back to analyzing whether or not a militia member was on,

on steroids. The arch angel of death. The arch, he gets arch, well, I guess Angel of death was Mengula. No, no,

the famous. Yeah. You know, that one's kind of, that guy kind of ruined. Angel of death is such a badass nickname. Holocaust really took that from us. Yeah.

The, the, he was the guy that was obsessed with twins, right? Twins. Guys love twins. Then he moved to fucking Bolivia. And, you know, there's a town that's, like, got three times as many twins as anywhere else in the world near where he was supposed to have lived.

Are you serious? Yeah. Was he the dude that had a heart attack when he was swimming? I don't know how he died. Like, he might have died of natural causes. But he went by Jose Mangala. He didn't even change his last name? I don't know if he did.

I mean, I had to change his last. Belivia was a pretty good spot to be a Nazi in after World War II. Yeah. Class Barbie and shit. I mean, that was like... You know what I did hear from a military contractor about Iraq is that they're... that the hospitals were wide open and that they had amazing HGH and TRT

in the pharmacies there. Wait, like for transgender? No, no, for like this dude who was just using steroids. He was, no, I'm thinking of HRT. Yeah, yeah, he was like a bodybuilder from... Oh, yeah, there's definitely a lot of... You know what's really big out there

is Synthol? Yeah, yeah, this dude's Natty. You know what Synthol is? No. You think he's nattie? Yeah, this dude's 100% natty. That's something. talking about that's the executioner yeah he you can dude he's like one of those yeah yeah he's

he's just beast mode yeah that's just like that's like the great collie he's just a dude who's just born giant yeah but there's this other dude who is fighting who was just like jacked and he had a big beard and he was like this this guy's part of the kurdish forces yeah yeah i remember that over that guy was he was like in the iraqi army yeah yeah or peschmerger or something but yeah my thing is Yeah, so Synthol is just some shit that you inject, and it literally bubbles your muscle up like... It's disgusting. It's oil. Horrific.

Oh, so it's like... Have you ever seen those guys who... I used to see this in San Francisco sometimes, the nudist dudes. They put shit in their balls and they make their balls really big. I saw a guy on roller skates doing it in front of City Hall once when I was like 17. It blew my mind because I thought the dude had a fucking dick goiter. But, uh, no, you, it's just like, you inject your arm with oil and it blows your muscle up to be like cartoonishly big. It doesn't make you stronger.

No, it just makes you, it's purely weaker. It definitely makes you weaker. It probably makes you way more likely to develop some sort of massive infection. 100%. Yeah, you will die from it. Yeah. But people love doing it. Yeah, yeah, well, you look something. Yeah. That's kind of like a body mod thing, right? It's like a body

mod cake where you, especially if you do it to your nut sack. Yeah. You're just trying to. You have a body mod? I've never, well, or biohack? Have I body? You have biohacked. What's biohacked? Like, what biohack have you done? A billy injected me one time with research chemicals in my arm when I hurt my I heard a ligament I I helped him avoid surgery and he still thinks you did this I it was a dumbest thing that I've ever done I'm going to say

you seem like a like together God yeah but no I right where I'm sitting I put my arm out and I let Billy stick a needle into my arm and inject me with peptides vein no no no no no subcutaneous so into the into the muscle and it was intramuscular and it kind of worked it worked Yeah. It worked. So it's... You should go to med school, Billy. I might. I might. It actually might be safer for everybody. If you actually got a license.

Well, actually, no. I'm, I'm, I'm, why don't you just tell people you went to med school? Yeah. Yeah, just wear white coat. Wear white coat. Dude. No. It is, it is cool. Once you reach a certain level of going to the gym enough, you start to know, you start to get into, like, the kind of science they were into, like, the 16-17-100s where you're, like, balancing your humors and like, and you're like,

Bro signs. Bro signs. Right. Chemical like compounds are mixed. Like you're trying to turn lead into gold. Yeah. Yeah. I was talking to a lady last week that said that she, once a week she goes to get her body retuned.

So she'll go and she has a shaman and she'll lay down and then her shaman will hit two tuning forks and then put them right over, like hover them over each ear until like the pitch matches exactly. and she says the vibrations retune her body. So the body is like a human instrument that can get out of tune either sharp as a lot. I was like, that sounds, I like music too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So being a doctor is really hard, but being a nurse practitioner

that can prescribe. It's not that hard. Not that hard. Actually, this might be able to make this happen. There's websites that I can get you a doctorate degree. You give me $250. Santos style. Santo style?

Yeah. Fuck. then politics after doctor yeah exactly that's what i'm saying is billy all we got to do is get you a law degree from like you know virgin islands or something yeah we got to get you a fucking medical degree yeah from columbia yeah from country yeah exactly from columbia uh and what other kind of degrees i guess that's pretty much it then we got to get you like a phd and something from like uh what's the online college phoenix phoenix and then i think yeah devry uh and then i honestly think we can get you senate yeah i i i honestly think we can get you senate yeah i

I think we start Senate. Oh, that'd be huge. I think that'd be crazy. For New York? Yeah. You just got to go as Senator Billy, though. Senator Billy, yeah, yeah. I can't commit crimes.

My name's Billy. Billy? Billy doesn't, yeah, embezzle. He doesn't. It's not William. That's a William crime. William, Billy breaks a law.

That's just Billy being a rascal. Barstool Billy. Yeah, if I break the law. Senator Barstool Billy. Hey, what's up? My constituents. I think all marriage is gay. you roll a keg in on your first day

yeah yeah yeah first off we got the vibes going look you want to talk filibuster we can filibus this keg open yeah yeah there you got real shit done I thought you would go somewhere else with that but I'm glad you went there yeah you get a vice senator too

for when you feel sick yeah the thing is athletes always injure themselves they're very sickly people yeah when when George Bush was Billy's age I actually think he was a lot like Billy I think he was a lot worse

to be honest. A lot worse. I don't do cocaine. His wife killed a man. A woman. That's true. Somebody, I can't remember which gender, but definitely a person. Ran through a stop sign. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Laura Bush did. They, like, covered it up. Really? Yeah. She fully, like, drunk, ran through a stop sign. I don't know if she was drunk, actually, but she did run through a stop sign and killed somebody and just nothing happened.

Dude, all those politicians were doing terrible shit. Yeah. I mean, Ted Kennedy, like, he's probably only ones who got caught. I'm going to tell you. Think about the Murdaugh family. Yeah. That has just a little bit of power. in like a very poor part of the country that like they're able to just cover up shit

think about super powerful families yeah people in like chapakitic yeah chappaquitic yeah chappaquitic in fucking new york fucking washington they're getting away with all sorts of shit they're all scum yeah fucking eric adams says he's vegan the man eats fish oh he says he's a vegan he's a pescat dude this is what i'm telling you this is what i'm telling you eric adams tells the craziest lies that like you ever meet guys that like just tell lies that you don't need to tell oh yeah obviously fake i think we i think there's one in the room right now wait is a pescatarian he says no pescatarian is never met anyone like that does he not eat meat but does eat fish uh i thought who's the what's

the religious pesca we're about presbyterian no but what's related to fish uh i think i think jesus like jews don't eat shellfish yeah yeah but there's some, you're talking about lint? There's something that has to do with Jesus giving fish. There's a story about that, but that's not a, he makes all the fish, Jesus makes all the fish, but like it. There's some like. Billing, were you raised religious? I was raised Catholic, yes.

Okay, it's a Catholic thing. It's, I think you got. Oh, no, what, fish on Friday? Yeah. No, but there's a name that sounds a lot like pescatarian that I always mix up. It's a chappalian or Presbyterian, yes. But they, there is a fish sign involved. Yes.

Yeah, the Jesus. The Jesus fish. You are you, were you baptized? I do know all these things, but I'm Jewish, dude. He wrecked our whole shit and I know this. He's the reason we don't eat shellfish. Never mind, never mind. Forget I said pescatarian.

I thought I said the religious word, not the, the, I was trying to figure out if I said the religious word. Says he's vegan, he's an Episcopalian. This is what I was saying. Eric Adams was like, I'm vegan. I leave a vegan lifestyle. I would always give interviews about how he's vegan. And then he eats the same meal every night at this restaurant that's owned by these two criminals that he's friends with, like two convicted felon dudes that he's there until like 4 a.m. every night. Because he only sleeps like Trump guy, he sleeps like three hours every night.

And just like some reporter follow him is like, yeah, he eats fish every single meal. Like it's not just that you're literally just not vegan. Yeah. Didn't he also live in New Jersey? 100%. And then he claimed that his apartment was not in New Jersey. And it's like he lived in some like baseball. like his son's like basement apartment you can you can be a like rent property in new jersey and

say you live in new york i think he owns the property in new jersey probably he definitely was like a big new jersey guy yeah and i you know i kind of wish that we had elected Andrew yang you would have just good dude that mother fucking he is a fucking bump dude here's the thing yeah you have i got i get it you have just failed you fail you fail you fail you get a new try a new thing right I'm running for something eight times I lose I'm getting into sports you know I'm gonna find a new thing to do what do you think about universal basic income

but no you're gonna happen you know it's so funny about Yang I remember watching PFT had an interview with Yang and he won't say this but Andrew Yang at the end of the interview was like we're done with this I'm better than this because he brought up a circumcision question which was funny yeah but that motherfucker would eat out

of PFT's hand right now 100% just for kids he would eat your foreskin right now yeah He'd be going off about circumcision. Yang was, was Yang, he had something about circumcision, right? He was anti-forced circumcision at birth. So he said, he kind of pulled the, I'm just asking questions about circumcision, but it shouldn't be something that's the norm. My thing is, all right.

And then I think I said to him like, I'm circumcised, does my dick suck? And then he was like, okay, I'm on, I'm literally on my way to the, to the Democratic debate right now. So I think this interview is over. I'm circumcised. Does my dick suck? It's a really good question. Haven't we gotten to the point of cleanliness to society where it's not necessary? But here's the thing. So I don't care whether someone's circumcised or not.

We know it's not my business. I don't even want to see what's going on down there. No skin off my back. No skin off my back. But in San Francisco, they were like, there was a ballot measure because you can put like measures in the ballot in California and in San Francisco. These guys were like trying to ban circumcision by being like it's male genital mutilation.

And they get almost, like, it gets to be pretty popular. They convince a lot of people. There's kind of a groundswell. They're, like, signing people up signatures to get on the ballot. And then they put out a comic book as like a, you know, like a campaign thing, right? Like to educate people about circumcision. Unfortunately, in the comic book, Forskine Man, who's the hero, is a sort of Superman, but blonde with blue eyes. If you can see where I'm going here.

and the bad guys were just orthodox Jews. It wasn't like, it wasn't like bad guys that were aliens. It was just straight up just Jews as the bad guys who were, and they were like, we got to take these babies foreskins and stuff like that. And so that, that kind of squash that. You could still find it online, it's foreskin man, which actually appears you've already been Googling that the whole time, Billy. No, no, no, it's foreskin man, not men's foreskin.

the funny the funny thing is uh actually that's funny look at this tweet it's too far this is okay um this is good podcasting could just read it uh no the what's crazy is that there's actually been they're trying to put together legislation to ban uh fgm female general mutilation which is happening a lot in the u.s really yeah turn i i didn't know this but like in certain

communities uh a certain refugee community I think in Minnesota. Huh. There's been tons of FGM under Shri-A-Law and they can't get it like they've been trying to get the practice ban

but they can't because Can you cite your sources on this one, John? Yeah, I'm going to need some citations. I'm going to need a citations on this guy. Whenever people talk about like places in Michigan and Minnesota are implementing

Sharia law that's usually I'm going to tell you. Shout out to the Somalis in Minnesota who just, well, not all the Somali's. but one Somali diagnosed with pneumonia and saved my ass when I was there I felt feel like a month ago. How do you save you or she?

It was a guy. I was like, what's going on, Doc? I was really sick and I was coughing up blood and I get in there and he just looks at me. He's like he got pneumonia. What do they give you? They gave me so many antibiotics. I didn't have time to test what kind of pneumonia I had, viral or bacterial. They were just like you were at the point where you need some medicine.

I need some medicine. Yeah. Shout to Somalia. And they didn't charge me. In the U.S. approximately half a million women and girls have undergone or at risk of FGM. From what website is this from? Equalitynow.org. A just world for women and girls.

Okay. Well, I mean, I'm sure it happens. Dot org is a step up. Dot org to step up. Ending FGM requires a multisectorial approach that brings together law enforcement, CPA, educators, physicians. Well, this is just an informative. You said they were, there's legislative. in Minnesota.

No, no, I didn't say, I didn't say legislation in Minnesota, but they're trying to pass legislation. But the thing is, in order to, like, pass, like, you can't do FGM, you, like. I got to feel like that's already illegal. I got, I got, that's how I'm with you on this. That's got to be a crime. I'm pretty sure that's illegal already. Have you seen the guys that go out and they protest circumcision? The guys in the white suits?

Those guys care more about circumcision than I've cared about anything in my entire life. They're a pet walkway at UT all the time. Have you seen that? show John Wilson no it's an HBO it's kind of by the native for you guy but he goes to a guy he's trying to regrow his foreskin's house and films it the guy

has weight it's a fucking crazy episode but he has weights he's trying to like regrow his foreskin like his whole family's there and shit and it's like his family like regular people and they're like yeah it's like what our dad does like and he like write songs about it but yeah he's trying he's trying to get games

That guy just hates his dick He hates his dick And let me tell you It's fine Yeah What's a big deal Either way you're going It's fine

Also by their implication By saying that circumcision is Bad All those guys are saying that my dick sucks Well your dick does suck It's not but that's beside the point Stormy Daniel But that's not

It's not because it's circumcised It's for other reasons See my penis is My thing with me is like You know how like If you stretch the long intestine out It's like 40 feet or like even longer right

my penis is regular if you do that if it's like you do bigly not bigly chew what's the six feet of the gum fruit roll up no bubble tape six feet of bubble gum bubble tape

six feet of bubble gum bubble tape but as the crow flies as the crow flies we're not getting we're not getting a lot of ground we're getting like two three yeah if you did Google Maps directions on your deck

directions yeah exactly but if we do like squiggles, if we do actually every footstep you'd have to take, it's a lot longer. It's a great dick. Yeah. Well, that's a perfectly normal dick. Bubble tape is made by hubba-bubba. It's hubba-bubba bubble tape.

Yeah, hubba-bubble tape. Yeah, you know, great feeling to just bite in that in the middle of that. Just put the whole wad in? Oh, that's psychotic. No, no. Biggie chew. It's a... Biggie chew.

Well, Biggie chew is a completely different thing. Completely different product. But you put the whole pouch in your mouth the same way. You put the whole hubba-bubba fucking tape in the mouth. You put an entire Big League chew pouch in your mouth. Oh, yeah. You're talking to Billy here. No, we were like, wow boys.

I might need to, this is make, I need to buy some, some green apple, uh, this is the new science. It's just making me want it. Oh, gee, just have Billy, have Billy try to do it right out. Then you blow big ass bubbles. I'm pretty sure I fuck. I'm pretty sure I did that when we were playing, uh, jenga. Yeah, Billy respects mass. Just, you blow bubbles as an adult with some.

Big ass water, big league chew. I'm blow big ass bubbles. Do we want to do voicemails? We didn't put out voicemail questions. Do you have any voicemails for us, Brace? Do you have questions? Brace, what are we plugging? Wait, let me see if I do have any voicemails.

You can find Brace. I have 204 on listen to voicemail messages. Oh, let's just listen to read the word. I have 394 unread text messages. You can find Brace on the True and on podcast. Oh, yeah. Anything else? Uh, no.

that's it oh if you are a rich Hollywood producer and you want to give me three million dollars to produce my ghost hunting TV show that I had the greatest idea for please get in touch with me we've talked to some ghost hunters on this show no we did they they weren't even ghost we the group we talked to you can get a ghost hunting show without even ghosts just going to dark old buildings a ghost hunting TV show is the greatest racket this isn't an actual ghost hunting TV show this is can I tell you guys my idea yeah two guys right they had a ghost hunting show on h and e or h what's the fucking a any or history

channel yeah and decided which uh and in this world that the show takes place and ghosts are real i want to be clear on that and you can make you can get rid of ghosts somewhere by making them feel enough emotion to become corporeal so that you can eat and you can when they do become that you can convince them to leave you can banish them or you can kill them like you would kill a human being. Okay. With a gun or, you know, hands or whatever. Corporeal corpse. Yeah. Well, yeah. You just have to make them, you have to turn them human again. You have to turn them human again by like, you know, showing them letters from loved ones or like making fun of them, making them horny or making them sad or angry or whatever. I like that. So these two guys are like, they're living on top

of the world, right? Like they're big time ghost hunters. They've got this television show and they're like, you know, they're kind of like not, they're like, they originally started from humble origins and now they've kind of like gotten lost in the sauce. You know, they're like, oh, they're They don't talk to their old friends or anything anymore. And they're like, keep having to do these bigger and bigger stunts, right? Like get rid of more famous and more famous ghosts. One of them got into the game because he had sex with the ghost of Maryland Monroe when he was 16 and no one believed him. The other one was bullied by Casper, the friendly ghost.

He lived in the house Casper haunted. And so these guys have a long history of ghost hunting. They are in third season of their show, season finale. They got to do it big. They got to dock out. and they're like we're going to get rid of the ghosts they get to docow the concentration camp

oh really really violent one yeah and there's no ghosts and these guys are stupid so they could just be doing in the woods outside you know these guys but they're like and they inadvertently deny the holocaust on their ghost hunting TV show by keeping insisting on saying the words

draw your own conclusions over and over and over and over again But they're just saying draw your own conclusions about whether ghosts are real, not whether the Holocaust happen. They lose the show. Their lives are ruined. And my idea for a show is these two guys trying to get back on their feet by becoming ghost hunters again. But like, you know, they're scrappy back in the hometown. Like they have to like it's like a rags like rags to rags kind of story.

And I have a whole six episode arc written and I just need three million dollars. What's like the show you were describing happened? that was real. No, I made that up. That goes aren't real. Okay. I thought you didn't. No, I thought you made it up.

But then it sounded like that show actually happened. I was, I got it. That's movie magic I just did to you. Yeah. I was in trance. What's the explanation for why there wasn't ghosts? There isn't really one.

It's just like, they're just like there weren't ghosts. Like these guys don't know either and they don't really care. They're just like, I don't know. There weren't ghosts there. Uh. And like maybe another ghost hired to care of them or like, yeah.

What if they go to another camp and then find. Ghosts. Well, it was their career was done the second that that came out, right? And so I don't, that that might take, I might have to do some more world building with that. Actually, do they eventually, uh, like inadvertently prove that the Holocaust was real at the end of so that is that is part of that that is part of like the sub tech or like the subplot of their whole, uh, the six episode arc of this mini series is them also trying to be like, this happened. Right. I got the wrongs. Unfortunately, they do do that by trying to get rid of Anne Frank's ghost, which

they don't do very well. But the first episode, they are supposed to think they're going to kill a Confederate general ghost, but it does turn out to be the ghost of a neurodivergent man who died from holding his breath too long. And they have to get them out with Undertaker action figures. And it's sort of like the end of mice and men.

They take them out like that. And it's like a very somber ending to it. Can I give you a piece of advice? Absolutely. You need to ask for more money. Okay. I want $50 million. I'd say, yeah, start with like, uh, like, 20, 25, $25 million?

$25 and then, and then they'll counter with three and then you'll say, 100% yes. I got, but I won't actually take three now that I said that. I got evil dudes for you, a bunch of neo-Nazi Holocaust deniers who actually been killing all the ghosts. That's a really good idea. That's a really good idea. That's a genuinely good idea.

Yeah. And that's the bad guys, like the dark. That's a genuinely. And then they have to like, in those guys are on to them because they're trying. trying to prove it in those guys. That could be good for the Anne Frank episode. Then they show up back to Dachau and they see the neo-Nazis, but they think the neo-Nazis are ghosts because they're so white.

And they're almost translated. No, no. They reintroduce them to humanity. They make them feel emotion and love for their fellow, for the fellow man. They show them, they prove to the neo-Nazis that the Holocaust happened and then it tore all these families apart by showing them old letters and stuff like this. And then the neo-Nazis, they become, like, born again, humanitarians.

They convert to Judaism. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I feel better about the world already. I feel better about this is making me, this is making me feel good. We did. That's what this podcast does.

That's what, they go to Armenia. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is an entire. The globe truck. There's Turkish bad dudes. Bro.

Yeah. Oh, they just, yeah. They're just proven. They are Tibet. I bet you could legit get a. get a ghost hunting show on like that's season or something that's just like ghost hunters genocide yeah yeah oh for sure goes on shows are fucking insane it's just like 35 year old guys in real tree that are pretending to be so scared yeah and then they bring in the uh the fake e readers e readers and they put

like radio frequency detectors on the table look see that it's making a sound that means that there's a ghost nearby yeah it's such a cool but they're right there with big foot hunters right oh my god I love big but there's little tie into the episode you know who is a ghost hunter now stormy Daniels is she really that's her new thing she's a ghost hunter and then she does interviews now all she talks about is a ghost hunting TV very really quick is that in your show no that's real that's real that's real this this world is so fucked up I love this world everything is incredible it's so crazy uh this has been a good episode yeah had a great time me oh solid solid time anything else we want to wrap up mad dog do we miss anything

Okay, we're good Brace, thank you for joining us Thank you for having me Where should people find you besides Your podcast? That's it I just do the podcast Patreon

Patreon.com slash true and on pod I am a subscriber To a week Do you know that you can just get money For concepts for TV shows? Yeah You know a guy actually Try to buy

What's his name? I might be like A guy tried to buy my life rights but he got cancelled before trying to figure who it was you want to tell that story real quick well was it Jake Gyllenhaal bought an article about that was partially about me

to make a movie out of but it never got made which thank God would they have tried to turn that into some sort of propaganda for one side or another I have no idea I mean it just would have been a bad movie but they did make a movie about the Kurds in the series of a war and there was a character based on or a TV show on

Hulu and there was a character that was very clearly based on me on that and I got mad and then I was like well there's nothing I can do about this no that's me yeah and I was like that guy it was it was literally like if you see it you're like that yeah what show is it it's called no man's war one season canceled after that because it was a really bad show but uh no it was what's his name he got canceled it was like a beloved he was like Colin Hanks but he wasn't Colin Hanks he was the younger brother of another guy who's who's oh not McCauley Culkin younger he's not making shit

Dave Franco. Not Dave Franco, but it's a Dave Franco type character. Does Ben Affleck? Casey Affleck. Oh, he got canceled? I think so. Yeah. For what?

He's kind of a pest. Yeah. I think it was like a, it was like a medium cancel. After Manchester by the sea? You can't cancel some great show. No, it was just like so sad. That was the, that was, yeah. I never saw it, but it looked sad.

But dude, but the thing about selling TV show ideas is like, I'm a big, ideas guy just zero follow through yeah yeah yeah so I just could just like big idea and then they just give me money and then you're like big idea they just give me money don't you work at a media company yeah to say yeah but he's actually describing his job bill you know

what is your sorry I don't know this is the second time I've got this job this is the second time I've gotten that question this week no but actually the past two days I know you do this what's the other part of your job a blog okay blogger you make TikToks just tweet

uh-huh uh consume content that's not job yeah okay that's let's get let's get crazy here no billy when you're describing are you an influencer no no in a way in a way no billy's like man if i could just get to a place where i could have a platform to put out all these wacky ideas i got i'd have it made yeah you're describing exactly what you did you're an ideas guy with no follow-through so you put out ideas that sound crazy and are funny and then you don't actually make them that is literally your job that is your job you want someone to make them billy but they do you say right now give you huge bags i don't think they give you that big of bags i heard like like i mean 50k is a lot a lot of money to me like i heard

they're like throwing just like i will say that movie don't look up that was based off a tweet was it really yeah yeah yeah i remember the tweet i yeah i didn't actually make that connection until you just said it was based off a tweet like did they pay that person yeah Yeah, the dude got fucking co-creation credits. That's sick. I have a lot, oh, I have a lot of tweets. Yeah, I'm sure you goldmine. Yeah.

Fuck. They should, listen, if you're a big Hollywood producer, just take a look at Billy's time. And these TV shows. Yeah. Ideas. Well, no, this is nothing compared to. Oh, TV show idea. Friday Night Lights in Hawaii Outer Banks, Themes and Motifs.

Uh-huh. It's called Tiki Torches and Touchdowns. Okay. I wrote a whole blog I wrote a whole blog It's called Ticky Torches and Touchdowns Star quarterback just wants to surf But he needs to go to the mainland

To a major university to play football But he doesn't want to go He just wants to stay home and surf He's like there's no waves There's no waves in Texas And This is a University of Texas

You've made high school musical But with surfboards No no no Kind of yeah but it would play It would play all these motifs, but also like outer banks type hijinks, boats and shit. Right. So you've re-skinned high school musical. Pogs in the other dudes.

And then there's like the, like the, there's like a cop and like a cop who's a bounty hunter. And he's like he's a father of one of the players like a dog, the bounty hire type. And the other players father's a drug dealer. And they're always chasing each other. But through their sons like they, it's like that's a whole motif. And then like, uh, So you want Outer Banks, Dog the Bounty Hunter

High School Musical Friday Night Lights A Cinderella story, there's There's elements of that in there You could though, dude, those are signed them all into one thing 100% million dollar show It would fucking get all the That's not that much money

That's really not that much money Billion dollar show Okay, all right now It's a billion dollar show All right so you know what's fucked up I should get paid for this Why? So you guys were familiar with the show

Billions Oh yeah Based on Billy Based on Billy's ideas A couple years ago I came up with the idea For a show called trillions Oh yeah

Which is okay You're gonna make a show called billions Well fuck you I've got trillions Uh huh They're making trillions They're making trillions The people from billions are like

We're gonna do a spin-off And it's gonna be called trillions We need a- Fuck Joe Biden That's inflation We need a gritty one Thousands Yeah

Oh actually yeah That one's like Zoom in Like a keeping it real exactly just a family trying to get by Infinity dollars Yeah suits too remember that show

Yeah take this out one Shorts Yeah Yeah I can have some crossover with Tiki shorts and touch the The Sopranos But it's called The altos

The altos and it's big women Take this The falsettos It's babies You just have baby fat babies Don't each of babies Fucking shooting each other Yeah

What we discover covered on the show a while ago was that everything is everything's entourage a hundred percent yeah the sopranos is italian entourage and you can just uh billions is just rich entourage yeah everything's entourage succession is fancy entourage yeah you like succession i really watched it i mean it's good good acting is is yellowstone western entourage it is the equivalent of being a famous actor is owning a big ranch yes yes yeah yeah And turtles. Tulsa King is Tulsa Entourage, basically.

But is Sopranos? Is there entourage and then Sopranos? Yeah. Is there two? No, there are. There is anteros. It is, but also I would say Yellowstone is more Sopranos with horses. Yeah.

Which is so makes it second degree entourage. Yes. Turtle is rip. Turtles. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the cleaner. The fixer. Just drive around.

Arian was supposed to be on Yellowstone. I think the internet dropped out again. He was supposed to be on yellow, so he auditioned for it. Really? Well, he had an audition and he blew it off because... I think they, like, wanted him to be on the show. Yeah. He has a background with horses.

And now he's just like on a Discord call. Yeah. 3 p.m. Yeah, great job. You know what I respect about Kevin Costa. I respect, what? Kevin Koster and Adam Sandler are somewhat similar. Yeah.

They just get, they get their friends. They get people that they like to work with. Yeah. And now that they both got it made and they can do whatever they're want. Like, Adam Sandler was like, let's go do another movie in Hawaii. Yeah. And Kevin Koch was like, you know, what I love is Montana.

So I'm just going to live in Montana, make movies about Montana, TV shows about Montana and just have all my friends there and pay the money. You know how Adam Sandler. They don't like him, though, in Montana. They don't. Yeah, they don't like outsiders in Montana. No, no, but like the actual, there's like bars in Bozeman in places that say Kevin Kostner and all out.

Really? Because I don't know what happens. Because he made a TV show about how outsiders are really. ruining Montana. And he is an outsider. As an outsider that's brought in a ton of people from New York and Los Angeles. And then he becomes the governor in the show, right? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. He might become governor. What if you ran for governor of Montana? Here's the thing. If you play, if you play, he should do it. That's like exactly what happened in Ukraine. Yeah.

Literally what happened in Ukraine. Yeah. Five two. Is he really five two? Look at, look at. He's probably stilts. I, by the way, if you're under five, eight, you should not be able to hold office. Absolutely.

Putin holding throughout history. Putin is doing some major Hitler moves, like actually stealing kids from Ukraine. Ah, do you think he actually is? I actually think he, you know, I actually think he is because the Russian population and ethnic group is so minuscule and they literally could not keep up. I mean, to get like 40 kids from Ukraine to fix that? No, you can get a thousands. And they like see the Ukrainians is like ethnically Russian and like, like, they're not

grabbed. They're not stealing Chechen kids. They're stealing Ukrainian kids because they think they could actually be part of the Russian ethnic group. I will say, I don't know if Hitler was doing, I think Hitler was doing some other stuff. He was stealing, he was stealing kids from like all Scandinavia, Poland. Oh, well, they had the breeding of ABBA came from that. Yeah, yeah. But fucking Putin is doing exactly that. And that's like, that means that he's literally on like if Russia dies, like if like the Russian mythos dies, then the world shouldn't exist anymore. I don't know if that's the case.

Like this people think that I'm a Russia sympathist. So on this. show for some reason. You're trying to push back against it. No, I'm not push back. I'm not even pushing back against it. That's like, that's fucked up. Yeah. Like, I'm like, we should have never, like, I'm like, I've been on record saying that I think Hunter Biden caused the war in Ukraine. The bottom line is, Billy, uh, appreciates both sides of the propaganda fight. My thing is with Ukraine is this. We just need to get a third army in there. That's what I'm saying. All wars, the way that war should be conducted is this. You both go to the UN. We're like, we're going to do a war. Maybe one guy, like you surprise the other guy. The

UN is like okay I'll allow it but like you should have like we got to get like South Korea in there as a third force that fights both right because that will bring them together and they'll get the other people out that's that's actually not a bad idea I nominate

Italians oh my God if Italy got involved some of the great lovers of all they get their asses kick Gaddafi at one point said that he was going to go he was like he was like making noise about like attacking Italy but then he I believe it was the defense minister was a woman

and he's like, she's too beautiful for me to do that. He also at one point, I wish I could. I wish I could. He goes to Italy and he gets 300 models and like arranged to like meet him. Yeah. And then he lectures them about the Quran for three hours. The guy is a fucking.

That's an Andrew Tate mood. Not an Andrew Tate move. No, no. Didn't there's, I actually saw a tweet about that. He was like, like I was lecturing these cam girls on the Quran. Like that is not Haram. If this motherfuckers, first of all, you can only read the Quran in classical Arabic, unless, no. But if Andrew Tate has ever cracked the Quran in his life, I will eat my own shit.

Yeah. But that's what he claims. Like, that's like something he says like he does on Twitter. I will say he is one of the most hard to imitate men just in terms of his voice that has ever lived. By the way, he's also, yeah, he's been locked up for. We, he got to got snuffed. Does he have, no. He keeps getting 30 day continuing, like, holding like, like, like, okay, we would have.

like talk about he's definitely been I read that he has lung cancer but it might not actually be lung cancer right it's his doctor said no his doctor actually his team actually came out and was like that's not he doesn't have he's just trying to get out of jail because they're holding him illegally you don't want to move to like a second world country

be like these guys will never arrest me they're too corrupt and stupid they'll never catch me I'm the fucking man these guys are pussies they're going to whether whether you're actually doing a crime or not they're going to arrest you after that they'll hold you like against like something that would never be legal in the US yeah or maybe it's it's it's basically you can get around doing it yeah it's ability to

respect and undertake uh no natty not natty that that's one of the things in prison that's why he's not he's in prison and you could see just lost all his gains yeah so i mean he would have been able to maintain his gains if he wasn't like still on juice Yeah. In prison. Also, his hair looks like shit now. Yeah. Definitely needs a trip to Turkey. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I want to go to Turkey and get some chest hair put in. Hell yeah. Actually, getting back to that third army thing. So I do, I don't think that all of the Ukrainian forces are bad, like, Nazis, which is like big right-wing propaganda. I don't think they are either. Yeah. But I don't think those people, because they're just fighting for their land, should have to fight a second army.

I mean, it'll make you a better warrior. you know you think maybe just send in forces to fight the neo-Nazi forces in ukraine i'm saying that everybody i'm saying everybody's got a fight because at that point like you're like all right we send in some guys from south korea you and the russians will be like fuck because you're both at risk of losing it yeah you know you got to send a stronger army than actually that's the thing you actually should send the third army should be stronger than both of the other ones individually but combined they could beat them so maybe the united state i think you has to invade Ukraine. Yeah. We have to what

nation build in Ukraine? I don't think we should nation build no, I think it should only be war. I think we should invade Ukraine and so that will make peace between the Ukrainians and the Russians because we got these guys out of here. We get in there, we throw the war. What about Poland? We throw the war. We send our worst fighters. Poland? Poland would fight against Russia. Poland would fight

against Russia, yeah. Yeah, Poland but they would be the, they scare. They might be one of the best people to do it. The problem is if Poland starts fighting against Russia then NATO has to fight against Russia. The problem is Poland too. Also, the They just recently lost a ton of their submersible fleet because they just put screen doors in the submarine.

Yeah. Terrible Navy. Actually, I literally forgot. Well, you can see the old one with a glass. I literally forgot that Poland had a coastline. Yeah. Because of the Polish Navy jet. I will say that Russia does have a like exclave.

Yeah. On top of Poland, which is so ex-clays. It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird. It's like a... St. Petersburg. Right? No, no, no, no.

St. Peter's, no, no, no, no, it's collaginagre, yeah, yeah. But that's literally what, one of the reasons why, uh, getting back to sports, Porzegas got into a fight. Porzengis? Porzengis is on video getting to a fight with a bunch of Russians in Lithuania on the anniversary of the Russian invasion of Lithuania that got them, that land, uh, that they then kept. And then like literally these Russians are outside of a club with Porzengis, like the seven-foot

thrown hands and they're like, bragging about still having that land next to Lithuania. I say we send in like 75 Finnish snipers. I say we get they're deadly. They are. What about India?

Oh yeah. That would be that would be decent. Well, you know how the Indians and the Chinese fight over that border with their fists? Yes, yes. I wrote a whole blog. They're literally bringing back medieval weapons. A barstool should cover that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll go. Just it's like a combat. sport yeah it is literally like no one really dies they just like I mean sometimes people

die but they just like just like 30 guys first 30 guys kind of run at each other that's how worse would be fine they're not allowed to record video that's one of the things well but they do they they they get out but they like have like a pact like you're not gonna record video I'm not gonna record video we're just gonna beat the shit out of each other with giant maces just dude hanging out not a phone in sight there's like a rule no guns yeah yeah it's an incident yeah if not you know I respect that I really respect that, yeah They just literally just go back to like

Spartan shields and just I wish I was in it so bad I'd be so good at it Hold the gate Yeah, 300 Yeah, oh man All right, good episode Great hanging with you guys

Good hang I'm so glad, Brace that you get to you get to hang with Billy I love Billy I love him too Yeah I love Brace You what's that?

You kind of you sound like you were ashamed to say it No because what? Because why? Because I'm Jewish? No, I forgot your name. I'm terrible with names. Oh, but he said my name.

You literally said it. I know, but I was unsure. I was on the race. Brace. Yeah. Oh, no, no, don't worry. I'm just dirt. No, no.

You just call me dirt. I can literally have a four hour conversation with someone. I'm terrible being a lot. Maybe everything about their last story, but forget the first name. No, it's cool. I was just like, winter was tough for me and like. No. I'm terrible with days.

Sometimes it's just the city feels so big that, like, you don't. I feel insecure. Like, I feel like I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson right now, and I'm like realizing how big the universe is. Everyone said that. You feel like you know everybody, but you know no one. I know nobody. I didn't know if it was race?

Or race? I thought it was race for a second. Because I have a weird thing with stuff that's written down and stuff I hear. Uh-huh. It's a whole thing. Interesting. You have a, you're dyslexic? My mother's dyslexic.

It's in there. It's in there. It's in there. Uh-huh. Billy mispronounces a lot of words that he, he learns by reading. but not by hearing. I do that too. I always congratulate Billy for that.

I support him because it means that you're studying something. But if I had seen your name written, I've only heard your name, but I haven't really processed if it was, I never really clarified that. Well, it's a word. Brace.

It's already a noun. Yeah. What's his name? How do you spell it? How do you think? And a verb. R-A-C-E. Correct.

How else could you spell it? B-R-A-I-S-E? That'd be braise. Yeah. That'd be crazy. A-B-R-B-R-B-R-B-R-B-B-R-R-A. I was in rehab with a guy who called me Blade the whole time

I didn't know if it was Blaze fucking sick Yeah I don't know if it was Blaze brace Grace Grace is the name of like a southern It's like you're like a wounded Confederate soldier I'm like I have to nurse you back to hell Billy

Because you told me before we the show started You would have fought for the Confederates No That's true I would never have made it through this war It was for Miss Blaze Miss Blaze I really like the sound of this Miss Blaze

Yeah exactly all right thank you brace thank you god bless you god bless you