Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Who’s Worth More: Mark Ruffalo or Arian? | NANODOSE
Episode Date: July 18, 2023On today's nanodose Billy, PFT and Big T get into a whole bunch of topics. They discuss Oppenheimer (Thursday's topic), movies and the actors strike, Tennessee scandal, Netflix's Quarterback, Kirk Cou...sins and much more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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Are they still in business?
I think there's a couple, yeah.
My grandma, super pissed at Kmart.
Because something about Kohl's cash and they, like, took away her Kohl's cash, and now she'll never shop there again.
But that's Kohl's.
That's because Kohl's cash only works at Kohl's.
Is in Kmart?
no no your grandmother was slightly confused i think
so wait are you telling me that my grandma's
coal's cash still exists yes she just has to use it at cole
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Welcome back to nanodosing.
Got the whole squad cooking, except for Arian.
Aryan is on a flight right now.
He's going to join us for the full macro dosing on Thursday.
Got a great episode coming out on Thursday, by the way.
Everyone's talking about this brand new movie.
everyone's been talking about for years historical drama it's going to really shake up the way that
people think about the last what 70 60 years of american life and world life too that's right
i'm talking about barbie i can't wait for barby to come out now we're going to be talking about
the oppenheimer movie we're going to be talking about the manhattan project on thursday so that's
going to be fun and uh also barby is coming out which i i am thinking about making it a double
feature. I've purchased my tickets to Oppenheimer. I'm going to be checking that out in theaters.
No one telling me how it ends. I don't want any spoilers. I want to go in surprise. But I'm thinking
about tacking on the Barbie after show for that. I feel like that'll be a nice pallet cleanser
after you watch Oppenheimer, right? Which apparently is pretty intense, like edge your seat
type stuff. And from what I'm reading, one of the weirdest sex scenes of all time. Yeah, 15 minutes.
is that real
I don't know if it's 15
I keep seeing
sex doesn't last 15 minutes
Big T
I keep seeing 15 minutes
and that it's shot
from quite the angle
is what I'm hearing
I'm hearing that
shot from
what full backal nudity
so it's like
the back of
the Killian Murray's
ass
and then his balls
it's the most
sexual of all the angles
that you can shoot
and of course from
I'm just saying
you know
this is like
about the nuclear bomb does the sexual proclivities of of the scientists who created it like really
matter in the context that's the old bomb yeah it does i actually i think that they should include
more gratuitous raunchy sex scenes of all these old historical figures like lincoln
lincoln should have had a 15 minute long sex scene with his long skinny ass legs and his droopy
balls probably hanging down between his knees just thwacking against mary todd todd's calves
I were on more like
creative representations of his
wrestling skills
I think that would have been more
that that's pertinent to the story
because Lincoln was a crazy wrestler
and like all the feats of strength
he's recorded of doing
I like they should have recreated those
in any sort of Abe Lincoln biopic
totally yeah
JFK should have had a sex scene
that I agree with Gandhi
did Gandhi have his sex scene
Gandhi would just lay in beds
with underage girls
and claim to never
touch them and he said look he was like oh look at how pure i am i can lay in bed with an underage
girl not do anything wow great great job gondy what a hero yeah that was his that was his proof
for yeah he literally just like be like yeah look there's so much temptation but i didn't do it
i was like what the why are you even like that's just weird in general yeah if you if you're bringing
it up like there is temptation then that makes you a weirdo right from the get go
Can I ask you an old man question about your, your viewing of Oppenheimer?
What the fuck is that about Big T?
No, this is from my perspective.
Yeah, but you're asking me as an old man.
I'm asking you a question that people are going to call me old for asking this.
Pretty defensive, PFT.
And you're asking for another old man.
When I ask you the question, you'll understand why it's pertinent.
Okay.
What were your options of times?
to see Oppenheimer on Friday night?
What times were available?
There was 1 p.m.
There was a 3 p.m. showing.
There was a 6 p.m. showing.
There was a 10, 20 showing.
Precisely.
It's everywhere I've seen it.
It's 6 and 10.
It's a 3-hour movie.
That's horse shit.
Yeah, those are bad times to see a movie.
Where's the 745?
Agreed.
Six is too early.
10 is far too late.
Yeah, 100% I'm with you
Because it's like you go see that movie at six
That's you're not going to have dinner beforehand
You're going to have like a late snack
You're going to be very very hungry when you get out
If you go to the 1020 show
And you're not getting out until like 120, 1.30 in the morning
And you're not
You're not going to be in the right mind space
To fall asleep at night
Precisely.
This is why more people got to wear cargo pants
Because you can sneak a full meal
into a movie theater in cargo pants
I've done it
I have no trouble believing that.
Chipotle, Chinese food
I brought Chinese food into a movie theater
Those my cargo pants
In your pants
In my pants
My cargo's cargo shorts too
I know it's hot so the cargo pants might be a little
You know like suspicious
I can fit like a couple of like fried
Like they're perfect for the pockets
Those like
What are they?
Egg rolls
No but what's the Chinese like the containers
What are they called?
I would call it a
Chinese food container.
Yeah, Chinese food container.
Like the white ones that can unfold and are like folded up, like, they're almost like
origami.
But yeah, those fit perfectly into cargo pants and keep them up bright and you can like take
a full fried rice, low main, you know, everything in.
Billy's walking around like a transformer with Chinese food containers in his pants
thinking nobody notices.
You're just putting minimum wage employees in a position to stop you, which they're not going
do exactly yeah that's like the classic tweet from alaskan carl you remember that back in
2017 i spilled baked beans all over myself watching cars too in theaters and a black teenage
teenager shouted this inward eating beans and everybody laughed yeah but that's billy exactly
he was in chinese food bringing out lo main in the movies well i mean as an underage kids
sneaking beers into movie theaters was like one of the only places you could booze without
you know getting harassed it was ridiculous that we went so long as a society where we were
expected to go to the movies and not drink alcohol why why was that not even an option like
it's crazy that it's only been the last 10 15 years that's become a real thing in america where
they have movie theaters that serve booze that's ridiculous like imagine if it was like that with
a concert where you had to go to a concert and they should sell beer at
every event. Dude, I watch Cocaine Bear. It was one of my first times going to a movie theater
and there was like a bar. And I was just like, fuck yeah. Let's get hammered and watch Cocaine Bear.
And it was one of my best movie viewing experiences. If you go back and you look at the box office
ticket sales for snakes on a plane, you have to remind yourself, people went to see this movie
completely sober. And it still did that well. It's crazy. Imagine what the numbers would be like
if you could get a couple of shots of Jack Daniels when you went in.
The Regal at Union Square has 32 ounce orchards.
Whoa.
Big boys.
Good spot.
32 ounce.
Wow.
I'm pretty sure they were 32.
That's bigger than a 24, so that's like a tall, tall boy.
Well, they're not in cans.
It's draft.
Oh.
That's, so you're basically getting like a movie theater sized soda, but it's angry orchard.
Which you need at Regal now because while I still.
Support Regal, Knoxville, Tennessee-based company.
They switched to Pepsi during COVID, which is just unfathomable.
So now you go there, you're like, oh, I want an ice, cold, refreshing Coca-Cola with my delicious buttery popcorn.
Is Pepsi okay?
No, it's not.
I was sitting at a hot dog place eating a couple dogs, and there's these construction workers next to me.
And the place sold Mexican Coke.
And I overheard them telling each other.
like one of them was like no no the mexican coke actually not only does that real sugar it
actually has a little bit of cocaine in it and they were actually believing it and i was just like
i'm not going to i'm not going to rain on their parade if they would believe that the mexican
coke has real cocaine in it. It should sell actual cocaine coke just as a treat just let us
taste what it was like i always i always wonder about that like how much coke was actually in a
can of cocaine back or how much cocaine was in a can of coke back in the day someone
had to have tried to make original
Coca-Cola formula
like with the cocaine
like someone must have known how they made it
back when there was cocaine in it
and like... I'm not a drug guy but I would like
to try it. It's kind of
insane. It's still called Coca-Cola.
Yeah. It's from the
coca plant, right?
Yeah. Cacao leaves, I mean,
they hand them out in Peruvian airports for the
altitude sickness, I heard.
Is that true? The leaves
to chew on.
that's a real thing when you fly i have never been to to peru but i have been to ecuador and when you
fly into quito it's like twice as high as denver is it's like two miles up and the altitude sickness
will get you they tell you to just eat a bunch of chocolate before you get there i was at altitude
the other day and i got like i was pretty good like breath wise like when i was running and everything
but my body just got achy and turns out your tissue expands on their less pressure and you're
joints just like get super just like inflamed and banged up um where were you running uh up a
mountain at altitude at altitude with mountain it was about uh 7 7500 feet up this is where billy gets
really weird that didn't answer the question at all but it was a range it was a range of mountains
it was a range an undisclosed range as most tend to be are you are you keeping this mountain a secret
from everybody else
or you're gatekeeping the mountain
I'm gatekeeping the mountain
I want that guy
on TikTok who when people are like
I got this sandwich
and I'm not going to tell you where it is
because it's so good
and then he finds it
I want this guy to find Billy's mountain
Nope
I'll never find the mountain
What kind of trees were on this mountain
Douglas firs
Okay
All right we're narrowed down
Was it in
The state of Vermont
No
Pennsylvania no
New York
yes
it was yes
no it was uh
no it was in Montana
okay
it was a mountain in Montana
the pillow was running up
but I could tell you which one
yep
how's Montana
it's dope
a lot of mountains
a lot of mountains to run up
elk
just weird
so weird really
so weird really
so weird
I don't know
what are you trying to hide from us
do you know
this Rex so have you been reading up
about the Gilgo Beach murderer
I have not
it's pretty wild this Rex Horman guy
so apparently his neighbors
we're doing mountains
his neighbors talking about Montana
his neighbors were like
did you see old faithful
no
his neighbors were like totally not
surprised this guy was the murderer
he was an absolute creep
four tourists every year get killed by
bison when they try to take a selfie with him
yeah because they're
fun and guess where they're
usually
foreign and it's really funny okay yeah I mean I've seen it funny because they go up with their with
their cameras and they try to take pictures really close to the bison and they just get absolutely
thrown I've seen the show yellowstone as well yeah billy's for sure watching like underground
dark web videos of people getting killed by bison oh I did find a really insane video of the
running of the bulls uh and there was a traffic jam someone like opened the gate the wrong way and
jammed up a bunch of the runners and then the bulls came and the bulls just literally jumped over
all the people and like stepped on them and you had to be a moron to do that i kind of want to do it
anybody out there that that's ran with bulls yeah exactly yeah you're the target demographic a guy
that's like yeah i want an adventure i'm going to go run down a crowded narrow cobblestone street
with a bunch of animals that are confused and angry and panicking probably want to kill me
I think that would make an amazing video if I got a GoPro on and ran away from the Bulls.
It might.
It's kind of fucked up what they do, though.
They lead the Bulls into a giant stadium.
Then they all get killed.
They don't all get killed.
Just the ones that are fighting that night.
I thought most of them got killed once they got into the stadium.
No.
Well, then they do the fighting.
Then they both fight with them.
Yeah.
I was reading the origins of it.
I was writing a blog.
And apparently it started when they used to just take the bulls from the countryside into the market to be, you know, butchered.
And then some guys were like, the bulls were taking too long.
So they just like get the bulls pissed off and try to chase them.
And then everyone just started doing it because they were bored.
And then they just all started running with the bulls.
It's kind of like the Tour de France that way.
Yeah.
Do you see that video, the Tour de France this morning?
What happened?
there was so it's always like a street that's crowded with spectators uh at least for parts of the
stages and you know the bike goes past them the peloton or whatever you call the group of bicyclists
and then there's a bunch of people taking selfies and a lot of times they reach out and like try to
pat them on their back there was this one dude that was taking a video and he had his uh he had his
phone out with his arm extended and he was like catching a rider as it went away from him and then
he turned around to focus on the rest of the crew, and as he turned around, he hit this one
biker in the chest, knocked him down, and it caused like a 25 bike pile up. And then he just
like tried to walk away like he didn't do anything. But there's always somebody each year that
gets like a little too close to the bicyclists. I would rather, I'll say this, I would rather
run with the Bulls than sit out all day and watch the Tour de France for like 10 seconds of fun
when all the bikers get past me. Is that even 10 seconds of fun? No, it's
not even that fun. It's maybe
bicycling might be the worst spectator sport
in the world.
Yeah.
I'd rather see a bull fight in person.
I'd rather see...
I'd become part of the bull fight.
Yeah, they jump out into the crowd.
Still better than I would rather get gored by a bull
than sit for eight hours in the hot French sun
with other French people.
They're probably drinking. A couple bicyclists go by.
They're probably like drinking champagne and shit
watching...
Well, the French.
You're always drinking.
Yeah.
I did see one guy with cargo pants that was on the side.
Yeah.
It looked like he was having a good time.
I mean,
the friend,
I mean,
they're all just trying to avoid going to work.
So,
that is true.
It's probably just their excuse to not go to work.
Well,
they don't work in July and August.
Yeah.
So they just.
Is that true?
Yeah.
They don't.
They just take,
take the summer.
Yeah.
Not,
not everybody in France,
but a lot of people take,
you get way more vacation time over there.
And Billy,
Billy is going to like hate on,
French people for doing that, but you would love to be French, Billy.
I mean, they go down to the south of France, and then they, you know, they get in Speedos,
and they smoke cigarettes, and just, you know, they don't, they don't wear tops.
Sounds awful.
It sounds like a terrible way to spend your summer.
Yeah.
They go to Monaco, gamble.
Billy's like the, the Mr. Smithers' meme with all the chicks and bikinis dancing around
and he's covering his eyes.
Oh, God.
God, no.
Oh, God, no.
South of France is cool.
I give my endorsement to southern France.
It's a good place.
I find that difficult to believe, but it's kind of nice.
There's a place outside.
This little French geography humor right there.
There's a place outside Monaco called Montaun, which is like the Fort Lauderdale, if
Monaco is Miami.
And it's pretty cool.
I've heard.
I'll tell you what's not going to be that cool this year
is the con film festival
what are they doing
because the actors strike
oh yeah did you see mark ruffalo
and his poor people clothes
yeah no
oh you didn't he's out there
he's out there at their little strike
with looks like he bought clothes off a painter
on the street
that's got little bleach stains and paint on them
to show that he's one of the people
he might have bought it like that
let me look it up here
it might yeah they might be
oh he paid more for it
for sure um
by the way
I haven't watched the new black mirror
except the last one
uh I only saw one episode
but is it true that in the writer's strike
they're like actually trying to prevent like
them from taking their likeness
from just one audition
and being able to use AI to
to recreate their likeness
so what I've heard is that
um
There's a provision that was put in because they're trying to figure out what to do about AI,
especially the writers, but it's become a deal with the actors as well.
Where the actors are being told that what the studios are offering is that if you're a background
actor, maybe an extra or an elevated extra, whatever they call that, somebody that's very clearly
visible in a background scene, they can take your likeness from that scene and they can reuse
it whenever they'd like as long as they pay you your day rate, whenever.
they reuse your likeness and like a future project now I don't know if that means I've heard that
it means a future project so like a studio could own you and put you in the background of anything
I've also heard that it could be limited to that one movie where they take your likeness
and then if they want to do another day of shooting and they don't want to hire the same people
to come back and be around and handle all those logistics then they could edit you into the
background using AI as a background actor in that same film so I obviously it's way worse
if they could just do it for any movie that they wanted.
It's still probably not great if they can just do it, you know,
like any day that they want because there is like a cascading effect from that
where if you have a bunch of extras around that you're paying to be around all day,
then there's, you know, craft services, a bunch of like caterers
that won't be getting the same amount of money to feed the same amount of people.
There's a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of stuff that will be different.
Basically, they're trying to figure out what to do about AI for the future of films.
and all I'll say is I don't know I don't know the details about any of the strikes but I do know that the studio heads are making a shit load of money and if you're like a struggling actor you're not doing well like yeah the top the top ones like Mark Ruffalo is kind of ridiculous that that he would ever like no one's going to feel sorry for Mark Ruffalo but if you're an up and coming actor then whatever you negotiate this time is probably going to have some effect on you for the next you know
5, 10, 20, 30 years.
So you feel for those guys and girls,
but you don't really like the stars
who gives a shit about them.
They'll be fine.
I've been, I think this would be a fun game.
So this is going off those internet, net worth,
things that we know are wrong,
but it's all we have to go on.
If you were to guess Mark Ruffalo's
net worth, according to one of these things,
higher or lower than Aryan Foster's career,
earnings. That's a fun game.
I have said.
Do you think Mark Ruffalo, does he have any equity or does he get any
back end off the Marvel movies? Yeah, so he's, I think over.
Higher, higher.
It is $2 million lower.
Oh, wow. Shout out, Arian.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing 35 million for Mark Ruffalo.
It's got to be higher than that now.
It's probably those.
Again, those things are wrong, but it's, you know, I don't know what else to go on.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it has people we work with network, like, really wrong.
Yeah, I just said they're usually wrong, but I don't have anything else to go.
I'm seeing 35 several places, so I'm sure that's a rough estimation, but that'd be a good find some actors around in that range and play higher or lower.
Who else would be like a similar to a Mark Ruffalo?
Like, Paul Rudd, I feel like has to be way higher.
Oh, yeah, way higher.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rudd's swimming in it.
He's had a long career, too.
Ruffalo's...
Yeah, I see 70 for...
Rudd's career is like a punter.
He's just been around for forever.
He's still going to keep cash to those checks.
He's got a job to do, and he does it really well.
What about Leslie Mann?
Who is that?
Oh, she's married to Judd-Apatel.
Love her.
Lower.
I'm going to say lower.
She was in Georgia, the jungle, though.
Wow!
Now, this has to be Judd-Apital money.
What?
It might be.
Because I'm seeing $150.
Oh, that makes...
That's got to be Judd-Apital money.
Well, George and Jungle.
Well, she's been in a couple...
Like, how much do these people get paid a movie?
She's only in, like, Judd-A-Petow movies now, though.
Oh.
Or, like, a lot of what she does.
Exactly, but that's what I'm saying is that I bet she's getting a nice stipend for that.
Hmm.
Or do you think she's getting paid more or less to be in her husband's movies?
Maybe less.
Some of them she might get writing credits on too.
So she would make some money on the back end.
I don't know how that works.
What does it say about Judd Apatow's not worth?
Hold.
I'm going to guess.
Oh, yeah, $1.60.
So all of that is Judd Apatow's money.
Okay.
Well.
Good for her.
Yeah, good for her.
I just know that with the Screen Actors Guild Strike,
Like, they're not going to be doing a promo, so they're not going to be doing interviews.
I don't know what the daytime talk shows are going to be doing because that's all they worry about is just having, you know, the co-star of whatever big movie is coming out that weekend on the show.
Yeah, they're not doing interviews, not doing anything like that.
Here's a good one.
Antonio Bandaris, higher or lower?
Higher.
Hesperado was so good.
Wasn't he, isn't he Puss and Boots?
Yes.
Yeah, he is at 50.
according to this website.
Wait, only 50?
I feel like it hasn't been in a lot.
I feel like Shrek money had to be pretty crazy.
But he was only Puss in Boots.
Yeah, but Puss had a pretty big role.
Puss also got his own spinoff.
Exactly.
So if he's got his own spin-off,
Hmm.
Wasn't one of the actresses or actors in Shrek?
Didn't they get offered like a percentage of all the royalties?
And they turned it down in exchange for like a higher fee for just doing the voices.
Was that Cameron Diaz?
It might have been Eddie Murphy.
I don't know about this
Somebody did
We'll have her best researchers on the case
Shrek
So
Big T
Did you see the news
About University of Tennessee
Football
There's been
Quite a bit of news
Which piece of news
How many wins are you vacating
11 I think
Which doesn't matter at all
That's a big season
It's two seasons
Oh it's two seasons
Okay.
Which is why it doesn't matter.
Two seasons worth wins.
And what were the exact violations?
Well, there were over 200, so it'd be hard to count.
But listen, we hired the worst cheaters to ever live.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's embarrassing that you had 200 violations that resulted in 11 wins over the course of two seasons.
Yeah, I mean, we had some of the dumbest people to ever do it running that program.
and that's why we got them out
it would have probably been better
to just pay Jeremy Pruitt $12.5 million
than go through a three-year thing
with the NCAA still have to pay an $8 million fine
but whatever it is
it's over we beat the charges
I mean no postseason ban
we got that taken off the table
we're good again
so it's all it's fine
did you see Pruitt's
there were some outstanding quotes
that came out of those NCAA investigations, though?
Did you see those?
I didn't see the quotes.
So I sent you the one from Brian Niedermeyer, who said he had withdrawn large amounts of cash
from his bank account, coincidentally, always on recruiting weekends that they weren't even
supposed to be having because it was a COVID dead period.
Nobody was supposed to have anybody on campus.
And the NCAA asked him why he was doing that.
And he said, because he still shared a bank account with his parents.
making 350 grand a year and that he didn't want them to see that he was going out drinking
and that his girlfriend was spending a lot of his money because they didn't like her.
And then Jeremy Pruitt was asked about, so the infamous McDonald's bag thing that was actually
a Chick-fil-A bag.
Yeah.
Okay, back that up real quick.
For those who might not know about the infamous McDonald's bag.
On the day that I think it was like first day Pruitt was fired,
Dan Patrick said on his show that he had heard that Tennessee was paying recruits in cash
that they were handing out of McDonald's bags, which wasn't exactly true.
One time Pruitt gave the mother of a player $300 in a chick-fil-a bag.
And what he said, this quote's unbelievable.
Pruit said a player's mother showed up in the parking lot outside the UT football complex and tears because of financial hardship.
She told him she had nowhere else to turn for money to pay her bills.
Pruitt admitting giving her the cash from his car where he typically stored it.
He told investigators he felt sorry for her because of the financial strain caused by the COVID shutdown
and that UT's student assistance fund, which is used for student athletes with hardships, was tapped out.
And Pruitt said his privilege, her race, and social unrest were on his mind.
Quote, then you throw in George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, Brianna Taylor, okay, so you sit there as a white man and you see all of this going on and you can see these kids suffering.
It's pitiful when you sit in a room and hear grown men, I'm talking about our coaches too, when they talk about growing up in the circumstances they've been under because it's hard for a white man to understand.
Did he just blame white guilt for recruiting violation?
Kind of. Here's the thing about Jeremy Pruitt.
I think he was a nice, well-intentioned man
who was wholly unqualified for the job he had.
Yeah, I mean, he got 11 wins in two seasons.
And he, like, I don't hate him
because he was just like, he was a simple man
who seems nice enough and like he'd be a great guy
that you'd want to hang out with.
Should not have been the head coach at the University of Tennessee, clearly.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Now, when it comes to the type of fast food container that you're getting your cash in,
what fast food company do you think you would prefer to get $300 in cash from?
Like in a bag, if you were to narrow it down to like Chick-fil-A, McDonald's, Burger King,
Roy Rogers, throw that wild card in there, Arby's, Taco Bell.
Wendy's.
Chick-fil-A feels the highest brow of all of those.
It feels more respectable.
It does.
So when we all heard McDonald's bags, that was like, oh, wow, this kind of sucks.
When I heard Chick-fil-A, I was like, let's hear him out.
Let's hear him out.
At least he chose the right receptacle.
That's way better than McDonald's bag.
Now, what if he handed that to her on a Sunday?
That would be, that would feel almost like you were stealing.
Yeah.
On Sunday you've got to go.
Raising canes would probably be the best bag to get your cash in.
Agreed. Raising canes.
They just opened the new store up Pied Times Square.
I know.
I want to go before I move.
We can Uber Eats it to the office, I think.
No, they won't deliver that far we tried.
Oh, damn.
Well, maybe we should deliver it as far as it can go and then just meet them there.
Totally.
Or we just go.
Also, there's one in Union Square opening up, too.
They've said that for years.
It's never actually opening.
No, it is.
I see it all the time.
I pass it all the time.
By the way,
what would be the least classy bag
to get your money in?
Burger King?
No, Burger King got some solid sandwiches.
Or like White Castle?
Burger King would be a trash
trash ass bag.
Crystal.
What's that?
Oh, a white castle adjacent establishment.
Cookout.
No, no, no.
I am officially saying cookout is mid.
It is mid.
But you're not.
it's not even super cheap anymore
yeah it is
cookout's not supposed to be amazing
I know but it's supposed to be cheap and fast
it is
I think Kmart would be the worst bag
to get your money in
are they still in business
I think there's a couple yeah
my grandma super pissed at Kmart
because something about
Kohl's cash and they like took away her
Koles cash and now she'll never shop
there again but that's Koles
That's because Coles Cash only works at Coles.
Isn't Coles and Kmart the same thing?
No.
No.
Your grandmother was slightly confused, I think.
So wait, are you telling me that my grandma's Coles Cash still exists?
Yes.
She just has to use it at Coles.
Very different stores.
That's awesome.
Wait.
Isn't Kmart?
No.
No.
They just start.
with the same letter.
But it's also the same sort of looking.
Nope, it isn't.
Your grandmother's got like a bunch of camel cash from the 1980s when she used to smoke
cigarettes and she took it into like an outdoor store to get a camel back water pack.
She's a wise of this.
It's not working here.
I actually think they discontinued Coles Cash.
I don't think so.
Something happened and they took away my grandma's Coles Cash and she just won't go back.
I think she only shops at a, I think targets her new spot.
they should
they should not be allowed to
discontinue any store brand cash
if you start a program
that should that that cash should exist
in perpetuity for as long as your stores open
do you remember they took away the Uber rewards
yeah that was like last year
took away the Uber rewards
and you could like cash it in for Uber one
but or like other stuff
but that's kind of fucked up
if somebody handed me a
a bag filled with cash from Taco Bell, I'd be so pissed off that there wasn't Taco Bell
inside. There was just cash. I'd be like, just give me the cheesy gordita crunches. I don't need
the $300. Also, why does $300 need to be in a bag? That's at most 15 bills. Yeah, that's a
hand check. And should be three bills. It should be three bills. If you're the head coach of a state
university you should you should carry around large denominations for sure particularly if you're
giving it out to every tom dick and harry that comes on campus have you ever thought about how good
magicians must be at bribing people no i haven't but that's a good point just like i don't think
they bribe people well i mean if you had to like let's say you're bribing a bouncer you're like
bribing someone and they're just like oh something's behind your ear oh i thought you meant
bribing, like, audience members.
Oh, no, no, no.
To, like, go along with trips.
Probably.
But, I mean, we saw O's come in here and he did all that shit.
And I certainly wasn't bribed.
I would love to have been bribed.
But you're telling me that, like, if O, like, said, oh, check your pockets.
And there was just money in it.
And he was just like, like, I would accept that bribe in a second.
I think it should be illegal to accept bribes from comedians because, I mean,
magicians, because they're probably insanely good at bribing.
That's not illegal.
they tricked you and yeah
I mean depending on what position you're in
yeah no it's I mean accepting bribes
in a lot of scenarios is illegal
if you're like a government official or something
Rob Lagoievich's office
and all of a sudden there's a briefcase
full of $200,000 underneath this table
what's he doing these days
he's had quite the glow up
I think after you get out of prison right
he's become we kind of welcomed him
back into the mainstream
people forget that was Obama's seat
that he was selling yeah well go back one step further you know who is convinced that he would
have beaten obama in the race for illinois state senate the year that obama won who mike dicka
huh he's probably right they a bunch of people asked mike dicka to run for that state senate
seat and to go up against obama and he said no that he didn't want to run for for office
Obama wins
A couple years later
Obama gives a speech
At the DNC
Couple years later
Obama is the frontrunner
For the Democratic nominee
For president of the United States
You can trace a direct line back
To Mike Dica
Decca deciding
You know what?
I'd rather spend my time
At the desk of NFL live
Talking about football
Than beating Obama
And that's why Obama
Became President
And without Obama
There's probably no Trump, right?
Yeah
Yeah, probably not
Probably not. He was like, it was a backlash to Obama and also he kind of raised his profile by doing the whole Bertha thing.
I mean, if Trump may have run after Hillary, if Hillary became president.
He might have, yeah. Yeah, probably. He probably would have been even, even more Trump.
He would have been more extreme. Hillary would be in jail right now. We'll put it that way.
Hillary would be in prison.
She was supposed to be when he became president.
Yeah. He would be.
But she would definitely be in prison right now if Mike Dicca had run for State Senate in Illinois in like 2002.
He was too busy making, kicking and screaming. Great film.
Yeah. Crazy sliding doors moment.
So there was one other thing I wanted to get into.
Let's see. Are you teed off by anything, Big Tee?
Not necessarily teed off. Have you watched quarterback on Netflix?
I'm going to get started today.
Don't spoil it, please.
So I'm not going to, I mean, all this stuff happened a year ago.
I don't know if you want me to ruin the ending, but the Chiefs win the Super Bowl.
What?
My sister and I were like watching it and we would be like watching the games like the,
because we're Bill's fans.
And we'd be like, oh, do we have to rewatch this?
But we'd be watching it as if it was happening.
Like we knew the ending, but we were like, oh, no, what's going to happen?
My girlfriend was asking me during every scene.
Do you remember what happened in this game?
Like, no, not really.
But Kirk Cousins, all time.
awesome. I love Kirk Cousins now. Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. I do too. Like seriously, like,
watch that show and tell me you don't love Kirk Cousins. That's, that's the crazy thing when
it comes to Kirk Cousins is he is, without a doubt, the nicest guy of the world. He,
if he was, he'd be the perfect neighbor. You can't design a neighbor any better than Kurt Cousins.
He'll probably come shovel your driveway at like 4.30 in the morning. He'll take out his new like
$5,000 weed whacker and just like edge up the strip of your lawn that goes between the
sidewalk and the street without you asking him to, he would be an all-time neighbor, just a great
dude. And it, it's hard because as a, as a Washington fan, I dealt with many years of Kirk
cousins. And looking back on it, I realized that I was, I was upset at Kirk for being good
enough to give me hope and then not good enough to ever fulfill that hope. And so that's more
a me problem than a Kirk Cousins problem.
So I've kind of like flipped my
paradigm on Kirk. He's going to be rooting for him this
year. He's perfect for
Minnesota. If he was
a little bit less good,
not if he was a little bit better. If he was a little
bit worse, people would like
him more. Yeah.
Because he's just good enough to be pretty
good, but like not
at that elite level.
Well, he's also good
enough and smart enough
with the timing of his contracts that he
has really, he broke the system.
Like, he beat the owners in the NFL when it comes to figuring out how to maximize
your career earnings because he got, he got franchise tagged.
He got transition tagged, I think, or maybe he got franchised twice in D.C.
And then he got guaranteed money to go to Minnesota.
And then he got another guaranteed contract on top of that.
And guess what?
He's about to get another guaranteed contract in, I think, a year.
By the time's all sudden done.
I think Kirk Cousins will have made
Billy, guess, off the top of your head.
How much will Kirk Cousins have made?
I want to say 150.
No, you're not even close because he's at 200 right now.
He will have made, I think, over $300 million
by the time he retires from the NFL.
He signed, so starting in 2017,
he signed all these one-year deals.
26,000, 28,000, 40 million, 2140.
pretty good
and then this year
he's making 30 so after this year he will have made
$231 million
yeah
and then he's going to get
another big contract from somebody
if he stays healthy this year
he's how old he's fixed to be 35
Mike McCartney
they're my sleeper team this year
that'd be a good future to bet
was that Billy
Mike McCartney
is his agent
because I was like
who the hell is this guy's age
solid job
he's done an amazing job
how much
solid job what
he just
he he was also
I think a fourth round pick
and so he didn't make
that much money off his rookie deal
and then ever since then he's just
he's cashed it in so I think
the criticism comes with the paycheck
that he's getting like is he worth this much money
to have Kirk Cousins on your team
where you know that's going to make a difference
on on other players that you can sign
there's probably legitimate conversation to have about that
he's probably not worth $40 million a year
if it means it's going to impact other guys
that he can bring in.
But, I mean, he's done everything that he should do
to, like, maximize his potential.
He's like a self-marketing genius.
By the way, that greatest comeback ever.
And a very nice guy, too.
That greatest comeback ever,
which I think they have in that show,
was during Santa Con.
And it was the most, I was trying to watch it so hard,
but it was Santa Con.
And I, like, couldn't understand.
like oh my god are they coming back oh my god there's some guy in like a reindeer outfit
blocking the tv and i'm like dude this is happening if only you had gone to to bars on santa con
then you might have been able to see some TVs and been able to watch it no i did there are too
many santa's so why don't you watch it well it was one of those games that i like just wish
like i could have actually sat down and purely enjoyed you could have right but like you chose not to
No, I tried
Like I didn't really care about the game
Until it was one of the greatest comebacks ever
Because everyone thought the Vikings would just blow out the cult
And that's how games go
You never know what's going to happen
That's why I got to sit down every Sunday
But like that wasn't the game
That was like oh my God, you know
Like I didn't think it was going to be one
I had to put aside to like watch
And thoroughly enjoy
But that's why they all are
Yeah
But Billy it could have been
It could have been the chiefs and the bills playing on that day
and you were going to Santa Con.
You were not going to watch because it would be at Santa Con.
Well, I maybe would have, you know, diversified my priorities.
What does that mean?
Okay, guys, we can go out at noon, but from three to six, we need to be somewhere,
and then we can go back out.
Diversified my priorities is like Billy's saying.
It would have given me, I would have thought harder about making a different choice,
but it wouldn't have actually made a different choice.
No, I probably would have gone to a quiet bar to watch the game.
I didn't think it was going to be a good game.
Well, guess what?
You know, you know where they have TVs, Billy?
Where?
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teed off
that was it
I just I like Kirk Cousins a lot
okay all right yeah
yeah I like him too
I'm not ashamed to admit it
really good show though
I like her
there should be a Kirk Cousins Pride Month
for all of us closeted Kirk Cousins fans that are afraid to admit it most days.
And listen, I've been there.
I've been there.
I liked him secretly so much.
You know what?
Like, I am the exact example of a self-hating Kirk Cousins fan.
I've been covering up for the last couple of years and just going overboard with my hatred of the guy.
But it's because I know deep down inside I am one.
And I'm ready to say it to the world.
I like Kirk Cousins.
I like him a lot.
Love is love.
Can we talk about the
Gilgo Beach killer?
Can I get a stunning and brave?
Thank you.
Stunning.
I feel like I just came out to you guys
and you're like, let's talk about a serial killer.
Unless you make out with Kirk Cousins,
you're not getting any accolades.
Well, let her that word start with?
Accolades.
If he wants a Super Bowl, I'll make out with him.
Sweet.
Does he have to consent to that or you'll just do it?
No, I'm sure he'll be fine with it.
He seems like he'd be cool with that.
Yeah.
He's such a nice guy.
He would be totally sad with it.
Would you become a stepdad to all of his kids?
A stepdad?
Like, would I marry his wife?
No, like, would you marry him and take over?
Oh, no.
That's just dad dad.
No, I don't think I'd marry his, I don't think I'd marry her cousins.
I don't know if I'd like a minute.
How many kids do you have?
No, I'm not.
He's probably a lot of kids guy, isn't he?
I think he has.
like three.
Oh, wait, I thought he had a lot.
I only remember two.
I'm thinking Phil Rivers.
It might be,
it might be two.
Philip Rivers is the one who has his 10th kid.
He's having another one, right?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
He's got two basketball themes.
Yeah.
He can run a scrimmage.
He's going to have his kids.
Yeah, he's going to have his kids scrimmage each other.
I think he's going, well, this is probably his dream.
He's now got 10 kids.
He wants the football team.
He's a quarterback.
He's quarterback.
He's quarterback.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
shout out to philip river's wife yeah we're a trooper that's crazy she is a trooper for that
i wonder what the longest time period she was like pregnant for nine months she's been carrying
around a diaper bag for probably 20 years yeah how old's his oldest i'm looking at it i don't know
but imagine like every time you have another kid you're resetting the clock on when you get to
like finally relax for the first time ever.
The first one was born in 2002.
Or like drink.
Yeah.
So there's 21, 21 years of having children.
Yeah.
So that's crazy.
So his first kid can drink.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, at that point, you also have the oldest ones
raising the youngest ones.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
They're approaching Dugger territory.
You get a lot of help.
How many is Dugger territory?
I think double digits is when it starts getting to a Dugger territory.
That's when TLC will start knocking
Being like, what do you got going on?
What's going on here?
Why do you have so many?
Why didn't you stop it for?
What kind of cold scissors?
They enter their estate and it's just like just sports.
He's like, well, I wanted them to have like friends to play with.
What Southern Baptist Church denomination are you a part of?
Billy, what are you beat off about this week?
I'm beat off about this, uh, this, uh, this, uh,
serial killer. It's like really crazy that these types of people exist. Just I don't understand how
someone can do stuff like that. But I mean, basically from my research, this guy was an architect
from everyone he worked with. He apparently they, he presented himself and felt that he was just
like the smartest guy on earth. And he was just so much more intelligent than everybody,
everyone that he worked with, you know, the state, building inspectors, contractors, anybody.
So I kind of feel like the reason why he did a lot of these things is because he thought he was so smart he could get away with it.
And he's just this giant fat dude who, uh, no one in the neighborhood let their kids go to his house on Halloween because they always thought there's something weird about him.
His neighbor was quoted saying, um, his neighbor, Mr. Furchaugh said,
I wasn't surprised at all because of all the creepiness
And apparently like people
It was like a running joke that he probably had killed people
But he there was like a that's different than what it normally is
Because usually people are like oh you never would have suspected a thing
This guy's like the nicest guy ever
Yeah he was apparently caught stealing clementimes
From a grocery store
That like they were out there for children to have
But he was just shoving them in his pockets
and the lady was like you can't do that sir and he got like really irate and had to get escorted out of the store
but like that's almost like a Tim Robbins sketch like a guy stealing from the take you know take a
Clementine for the kids basket but is it Tim Robbins Tim Robbins yeah I think you can
Tim Robinson yeah Tim Robinson yeah Tim Robinson yeah Tim Robbins different guy who's Tim Robbins
Look up Tim Robbins real quick for me
I really hope this isn't that bad
Did you see that at
No it's not that bad
At this guy's house
They found a case that had
A doll in it
And flowers
And apparently
When he had killed these people
Some people left
Like little dolls
At their memorials or whatever
And so the cops think he like went there
And took it as like a souvenir
He went to every service
no i think they made little like roadside like put across like where the body was found i think
and they would put like little dolls and flowers and stuff and he had one in his house
he also was used to call the victim's families and like mock them from burner phones
which is just so fucked to me that one of the craziest parts of the story is the fact that he just
stopped doing it because usually it's a compulsion where if you're a serial killer you have to
keep going. Like, nobody ever just retires from being a serial. You don't, you don't hang up the knife
and the mask. You just, you keep going until you get caught or until you die.
I mean, maybe you didn't stop and we just don't know about the victims. Also, just from a,
I'm very glad this guy has been arrested, but from a pragmatic standpoint, why would you still be
living in Long Island? Like, you had a decade to, like, go anywhere. Because he thought he was
smarter than everybody he he he like meticulously cleaned up his tracks uh used burner phones and
whatnot he like i think you know his he his father was an aerospace engineer he was an architect
and would meticulously uh tinker in his father's workshop i think like this guy just thought that
everyone else was idiots and he could you know get away with all of it um but they caught him from not only
he was Googling himself and like obsessed with his own case just checking up on how the investigation was going like reading his own press clippings yeah and then he was also on the like he'd be in forums under burner accounts like being like no no that's bullshit and he actually admitted at one point that he was the killer in one of these burners wait so he he was he was on like internet forums of people that were trying to solve the case and he was correcting the
them when they were getting things wrong or just trying to throw them off the track.
I'm not exactly sure, but just discuss the case from the article I'm reading.
I'll find the exact quote.
But apparently...
You ever wonder how many serial killers you've met in your lifetime?
That was a statistic that I kind of wished to, you know, at the end of your life.
Yeah, I bet we've all met a serial killer and we have no idea.
A serial killer?
Well, it depends on the definition.
okay somebody who's killed more than one person on more than one occasion in civilian i'm not talking
about i'm not talking about like you know the guy that that has like a habit where they they stalk
somebody and they do it once every couple months or whatever like that is definitely a serial
killer but i mean for this definition someone who's killed more than one person illegally
on two separate occasions or more what about like war
What kind of war?
The U.S. military industrial complex.
Are they working for like a paramilitary group?
Are they working for a contractor?
Like Blackwater?
I would say Blackwater, yes.
Blackwater counts?
Yeah.
In the U.S. military, if they're a U.S. military member, then those kills don't count.
Okay.
What about police officers?
with high count.
No, I'm not going to count those either.
Okay.
Unless they did it outside the bounds of the law.
Yeah.
If they went vigilante on somebody.
Yeah.
Statistically speaking, there's probably one serial killer that works at Barstool.
Think about that.
No, where, statistically speaking, according to whom?
Yeah.
I'm just making that stat up right now so that I can get you guys to speculate on who it would be.
Well, actually, I mean...
One out of every 300 people is not a serial killer.
There's definitely people who've worked for Barstool that have killed people before.
That's different.
But there's probably one serial killer that has worked here.
Well, statistically how...
Sorry, I'm a...
Oh, statistically, how many murderers are there?
How many murders will you walk past?
36 murderers in their lifetime
but that's murder in general
one murder
might have been an accident
got away with it
I think Jeff D. Lowe is a serial killer
he would be really good at it
he would take all the steps
he'd have like six pairs of gloves on
Francis doesn't like plays that off
as a bit sometimes
like oh
crazy smart white guy
definitely kills people
people like Dennis from
Always Sunny type bit
Jeff
Jeff definitely is about to kill somebody
that makes them give him like a fun fact
or a piece of trivia that then he writes
into the next game of the dozen
I feel like
you'd get way too
like stressed out about like
getting away with it
it's probably true
it's always the ones you least suspect though
Glennie balls
Glennie could be a serial killer
he does go to a lot of different cities
Like he could kind of get away with it
He does
He moves around a lot
Hmm
And what
Who did these
Who did this Gilgo Beach killer murder?
I think he had like 10
Well they've only got him
For three
But there were I think 11 people
Who were killed total
Yeah
They were only fans models
No they were all
They were all
They were all
Um, prostitutes, escorts.
Okay.
All right.
So, Billy, you had a theory about this earlier.
Well, no, some of these, he may have been, someone said, uh, I was looking at like some
of the reports and some people said that they were with, uh, different men the last time
they were seen.
And I was like, what if he's like just like, I actually don't think that this is the case
anymore, reading more into it and some of the stuff that came out today.
But, like, maybe he was like getting.
of loose ends for people who just all happen to be like but now that i'm really more into it this
guy was definitely just getting off by doing this and he wasn't serving any other purpose the ice man
though was a serial killer that the mob like took advantage of to do hits like there's definitely
a line where there was there was serial killers and then there was hit men and they aren't necessarily
like the same type of idea you know like
Like was the Irishman, De Niro's character, a serial killer?
Yeah, I guess it's, I don't know what the definition of a serial killer.
I think in today's society, we've come to mean that serial killer is like a pathological,
somebody that has to do it, that is doing it for like some sick twisted internal,
like psychological reason as opposed to a hitman.
It's a business transaction, but they also are probably a psychopath.
Yeah.
like if they weren't getting paid for it they probably wouldn't do it
yeah yeah serial killers they do it for the love the game
yeah like uh did you see that a guy got arrested for sending in an application
to hitman for hire dot com which is like a comedy site and he actually applied yeah
i remember that and he was like that guy deserves to get caught absolutely
but but that's really like philosophical debate like
all these mob guys like are they serial killers like these guys who commit hits and crime
wild it's it's different it's different but that that iceman documentary is a must watch
if you haven't seen it already i think it's on it was on hb ago when it originally aired i don't
know where you can find it now but this dude is a legitimate psycho absolutely insane and some
people are saying that he he made up a bunch of this stuff to like sound more important because
they can't trace back all the murders to him that he says.
But as far as a nickname goes, the Iceman is a pretty good one.
Right?
And he got that because I think he used to put people's bodies in freezers.
And then he'd dump them somewhere.
So they couldn't determine when they died because they were just frozen solid.
And they called him the Iceman.
If I were in charge of naming serial killers for police departments, I would give them way shudier names.
I feel like if you give them cool sounding names like the Zodiac killer,
or the unabomber
that's like almost
like they gotta love that shit
you're encouraging more people
to try to get a cool nickname
what would you call this guy
uh
micropinus
hmm
the term copycats
yeah yeah just all the copycats
I think that's what um
that's what the hard factor guys do
every time there's if there's like a mash
shooter
they just call them like
micropinus number one
micropinus number two.
But it's a good,
it's a good method.
Yeah.
Anything else?
Anything else you want to get into this week?
Matt,
are you made off about anything?
Hmm.
I don't think so.
You see Taylor Swift performed a three-hour concert in Denver?
Yeah, she performed too.
She did perform some of my favorite songs this week,
and I was upset about that.
But, I mean, I've already gotten my fill.
I'm starting to get made off
about how much it costs to move
in this day and age
but can't do much about that I guess
but that's it I don't
I'm pretty positive at the moment in time
I just found this story about an Australian sailor
who survived more than two months lost at sea
with his dog
this 51 year old Tim Shaddock survived with his dog
Bella while sailing from Mexico to French Polynesia
and then Rough seas damaged their boat and he like I'm this guy went two months
and he didn't eat his dog that's like that's awesome he was like this dog was the only
reason I survived I wanted to survive for her the pair drifted for more than two months
in the Pacific and survived by drinking rainwater and eating raw fish that Shattuck was able
to catch that's awesome were they on the boat or like floating they were on a boat
like a broken boat
okay
I mean that still sucks
what kind of boat was it
had like fishing equipment
yeah
but his
how did it get damaged
basically his water
purifier broke
his
the storm
damaged his boat
damaged their boat
in its electronic system
leaving them a drift
so two months
in the Pacific
that is terrifying
so if you're that dog
and you don't know that anything is wrong
is that just the best two months of your life
you just get to hang out with your owner
and just like all the time
be with them
eat raw fish
just chill just be like maximum dog
the dog probably had no idea
that anything was wrong
there was probably some rationing of food
and water
that sucked
yeah
like I feel like this dog
is only getting like one piece of fish a day
yeah probably
probably just the scraps
but still I feel like
like that's not that's not that bad of a time if you're a dog yeah the thing what's crazy is that
apparently when like a certain number of days in when you're like stranded at sea uh you just
start like thinking that different parts of the fish are like candy so like you just get a weird
urge to eat their eyeballs in like different parts of their guts because the vitamins and the
different minerals that it's got but it's crazy that like why doesn't your body act like that
every day to make you eat healthy shit because you usually get enough where you're not deficient
in anything so just from a regular diet you probably shouldn't have have these crazy cravings
for stuff but i always find that if you're trapped at sea for a while then you have to yeah then
your body starts your body takes over your brain i i suspect the dog actually the more i talk about
it i think the dog broke the the engine because that's that's definitely got to be vacation the dog's
pissed off when you get back dogs dogs are weird like that they will ruin your life just so that
they can spend more time with you because they love you so much yeah it's honestly toxic
it's honestly toxic vibes they're they're pretty dependent yeah i am in the market for a new dog
though i showed you guys pictures of the new dogs i'm looking at adopting i can't be more excited man
i can't be more excited to get a new dog all right uh i i wasn't going to do this but you know i think
everyone in this room is thinking the same thing. PFT should adopt both of the dogs. He shouldn't
choose between two. He should get both. I'm sorry to put it out there. But PFT, he says he only
wants one dog. But I saw pictures of both dogs and he has the means to have both dogs. So you should
get two dogs. Yeah. They're both good dogs. I don't know. I don't know yet. I need to call the
lady about the one today. But it's, it's very exciting. You don't have to choose. You can
I know.
Oh, no, but I want to meet the dogs.
I want to make sure that they're good dogs that they get along that, you know,
that's the other thing is if you adopt a dog, then if you adopt another dog,
one might not like the other.
One might not even like other dogs.
True.
So you've got to get vibes from there, like a little bit, you know, they've all got their own histories.
It's not like you're raising them from tiny puppies.
So, man, I'm excited.
I can't wait to get back into it.
Dude, I'm actually pumped to meet these dogs.
Yeah, I am too.
And my dog adoption process, I'm basically doing The Bachelor.
I'm doing The Bachelor, but for my new dog.
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all on his own. Yeah. Who's
going to carry the boats? Hoisting him over
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catchphrase. Just whenever you decide that you
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That's
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Like, we either got to do this. There's no going
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Nope, burn the boats.
You want to have a shot of Mallored at the ball?
Yeah. Fuck it. Burn the boats. Let's do it. Hell yeah. No going back. All right. So what else we want to get into today before we sign off and then we'll get into the Manhattan Project on Thursday? Anything else grabbing you guys in the news?
I have a lot of stuff to watch personally. I have to watch all the Black Mirror episodes, QB1, QB1, not QB1, quarterback. I got to watch.
Oppenheimer. I might even see the Barbie movie. I just saw a commercial. Will Ferrell is in it. And that kind of convinced me. Yeah, a lot of content I need to consume.
Billy, you want to expand more on your thoughts about hard docks? I know that we touched on a little bit yesterday on part of my take. But as a Jets fan, how are you feeling about hard knocks?
It's going to be awesome. I mean, it's going to be great content, but I know it's not going to do well for the team. It's just another circus around the New York Jets.
I mean, Sam Darnold, in our part of my take interview, said that, oh, yeah, the New York media, like, no, it doesn't affect, like, individuals.
It doesn't affect the team.
But he then admitted that it did later.
Like, the guy didn't want to say, like, oh, yeah, no, like, the media couldn't affect me.
Like, it's a football guy answer.
But the truth is, like, it did.
And now we're going to have this whole circus around the first, like, you know, really well-pubble.
together Jets team in a while and I think it's going to be a distraction I wish it didn't happen
Aaron Rogers doesn't want to happen I'd actually be surprised if he even like let them like
even participated in it can you opt out I hope he opts out I think just reasons I think Zach
Wilson and Aaron Rogers should both opt out because they're going to want to make some crazy
story about milfs and in making each other's lives hell and Iiawks
And, you know, it's going to be bad for both of them.
For the sake of the franchise, I hope neither of them step on camera.
You know, do your stories about rookies.
You know, there's definitely guys with great personalities.
But just, like, make sure, like, Zach Wilson and Aaron Rogers just focus on the game.
Like, let Mackay Beckton talk about dinosaurs.
You know, what's funny is that Billy keeps lumping in Zach Wilson with the Aaron Rogers conversation
because he still definitely believes in Zach Wilson.
Loki, you think that Zach Wilson is better than Aaron Rogers.
I think the guy, he just has like his ceiling,
if he gets his mind together, his ceiling is crazy.
You saw that one throw that he had at his pro day,
and then you're like, why doesn't,
why don't they build the entire plan at Zach Wilson's cross-body off platform,
70-yard throw?
No, but like, for example, he, you know,
there are guys in the draft.
that can't make like the same athletic throws that he can.
Like generate the same power velocity, arm angles.
Like, he had, you know, a rough start.
He made really bad mistakes.
He, you know, like he was trying to do too much.
But like at the end of the day, if you make him just like play conservative football,
like there's some serious, you know, there's some serious upside still.
if he studies under Aaron Rogers and is able to...
You know that velocity and all that shit
doesn't really matter that much.
Like, it's nice if you have a quarterback that can do all that,
but you have to be able to play quarterback first.
Yeah.
And like even Josh Allen,
if you look at Josh Allen,
like he's got such a monster arm that gets him in trouble.
Sometimes.
Yeah, but his arm's better.
His arm's better.
And also he's way better at running than Zach Wilson is.
Right.
but he's gotten in trouble playing Superman ball
because he got a little reckless with it
I just love the fact that you can't quit Zach Wilson
for what reason I don't know
because I mean I cannot wait for Aaron Rogers
to take over but I'm thinking long term here
like I'm thinking dynasty
you're ridiculous
you're ridiculous but I am excited about hard knocks
they made the right choice it was either going to be the Jets
the Bears or the commanders
and I'm glad they took the Jets.
Much better storylines in all three of those.
So I'm looking forward to Billy's recaps on it
because he's just going to be like,
yo, dude, this team is sick.
And I don't think that a team that's ever been on hard knocks
has been good, right?
Am I forgetting one?
The Jets did go ruin it.
The Lions last year,
oh yeah, that's right.
The Jets went to an AFC championship game.
Good point.
And also the Lions,
they kind of won their own Super Bowl last year,
which is beating the Packers in week 18.
That was cool.
The year the Falcons were on it,
I think they were.
were still good.
Yeah, I might be wrong about that.
Hang on.
I kind of forgotten about that team, to be honest with you.
Oh, the Falcons.
I'm obsessed with.
The Falcons are 2014, so they weren't good yet.
I'm obsessed with the crossover grids,
like the grid iron grid.
Have you guys played those games yet?
I only do Immaculate Grid for baseball.
I imagine that you're pretty good at it.
I'm pretty good.
I know people who are way better than I am.
I wouldn't do well on NFL.
If there's a – somebody, if you're an engineer out there,
make a college football immaculate grid,
because that would be awesome.
For players that have transferred?
I mean, you could do that now.
You'd have to do a lot of stats and stuff.
But you could probably do now.
I mean, in five years, you could for sure –
I mean, guys will have played for three, four teams.
Or coaches.
You can have coach, Coach Grid.
My secret weapon in Immaculate Grid is Jason Campbell.
Just a little pro tip for everybody out there.
If you're doing NFL Immaculate Grids,
Jason Campbell has played for so many teams.
It'll blow your mind.
So he's always a good quote.
And whenever I get him right,
it's always like 0.9% of people correctly guessed Jason Campbell for this answer.
There's like a million other better ones out there.
But all right, that does it for us for this.
nanodosing. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Manhattan Project Oppenheimer should have the whole
squad here. Maybe a special guest. We'll see. Not sure yet, but it should be a good episode.
Please send you guys in. I'm going to go drink a C4. Please send me any and all information about
the Manhattan Project that you think's interesting. This is going to be one that's going to require
a lot of research. So not that, you know, any help is really accepted, but I want to, you know,
make sure we hit every single, you know, turn over every leaf of little cool information.
so don't send any lies to billy about the manhattan project no matter what you do
no lies billy i want i want you to run through like your best tips that you've gotten
i know i will the thing is like there's so many episodes that we do and then someone dm something
that's like such a great little fact that we just didn't include and that always just tears my
heart out one is like shit yep so why didn't i find don't break billy's heart don't break billy's heart
let them know about the fun facts before the episode comes out perfect now i'll gather
them all and it's going to be awesome it's going to be a blast we're going to prime you to go see
boom there we go love it see you guys on thursday love you guys