Mad, Sad and Bad with Paloma Faith - Paloma Faith On Spending £200m Jackpot, Her Marilyn Monroe Obsession and Meeting Prince!!

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

This week we’re taking a break from normal programming to collaborate with Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, as Paloma joins Sarel to fantasise about how she would spend a £200,000,000 Euromillions ja...ckpot!!From a glass cube house perched on her rooftop, surrounded by rainbow mist and accessed by a spiral staircase (with a slide exit, obviously), to buying up her entire street so friends, family… and her hairdresser can all move in next door. And if that wasn’t enough, she’s getting a time machine too , for evenings spent with Marilyn Monroe, Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday. See more from Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams here:YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/ycyfv2fcOn Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/4ths7nedOn TikTok :https://tinyurl.com/4d9k5457On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/ykumd329Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams is brought to you by EuroMillions from The National Lottery and Acast Creative. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an ACAST creative production. Hello and welcome back to Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams, the show where each week we welcome a fresh mix of guests, shower them with confetti, hand over a giant check, and tell them that for the purpose of the podcast, they've just won a Euro million's jackpot on the national lottery, anywhere between 14 million to 200 million pounds. Paloma, you have just won the Euro million jackpot.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Welcome to me! From there, they tell us all the wild or inventive ways they'd spend their cash. And this week, we're back in a big way with multi-platinum singer-songwriter and podcaster Paloma Fate. So listen in as she sits down to tell us exactly how she'd spend her winnings. Enjoy.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Paloma, my lovely. Welcome to Rich. We're more wildest dreams. Let me tell you what. We are so happy to have you here. This is my dream scape, okay? This is a dream state. It's a place for you to just live out your wildest dreams.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Do you know what I mean? It's amazing. Like, you've won something around, like 14 million to like 200 million today. You haven't actually won it for legal reasons I have to say that but for today we're going to say you've won it. Look I forget about the legal reasons. Right. Boring. It's my moment. Exactly. And I've never had a maternity leave because of being self-employed. So I am just elated. This is your moment. This is my third baby. And I might be having a maternity leave because I've won the national lottery. And that's what, see what we love to do for women.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Right? It's a feminist moment. We are feminist movement in its best thing. So in this world, I've got to explain a couple of things because it's a little bit weird, a little bit of wacky, but it's fun, okay? First of all, no idea is too big, okay? So you can't say anything that's too crazy, too wild. I am with you all the way. And actually, if you say something that really excites me, I'm going to press that golden buzzer and this entire studio is going to lose their minds, okay?
Starting point is 00:02:00 It's going to go crazy. Speaking of this entire interview, we've actually got our crew with us. Crew shout. I love that they're at my beck and court. They are there to engage with us. They'll laugh along. They'll be doing their own thing. But also they will be pulling up some facts and figures for us.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Let's say we need to know how much a private chef costs get it for us and we'll know. Just so you kind of are aware of the money. We can cook up the bill. Exactly. Ring it up. Exactly. And that's it really. And the rest is just to have fun and a good old chimwag.
Starting point is 00:02:30 This is maybe the best day of my life. And babe, I'm so ready to have this chat with you because I know you have so many amazing ideas. I cannot wait to hear them. So let's kick off, okay? So I want you to envision this. You have just got a notification on the National Lottery app. That's it.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Saying that you have just won the Euro millions jackpot. Okay? Exactly. I want to know what are you doing in the first five minutes? Are we crying, screaming, throwing up? Walk me through it. Well, I know myself quite well. I'm in disbelief.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Okay, okay. I'm one of those people who's lived a life where good news isn't always great. Okay. So I'm a bit like, no, it must be wrong. Is that my name? Are those my numbers? I'm cross-checking, triple-checking. I'm potentially phoning a friend to confirm.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I'm screen-grabbing. Nice. I'm saying, does it look like I've won? because I can't believe something. I've won anything. I mean, I've literally ended many raffles in my life. Never won. And today's your lucky day.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I've never won like a lucky thing. I've won stuff for like being... Amazing. Pretty okay at what I do. But I've never won like a thing that's just literally your name was pulled out. Yeah. And today it's happened. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:03:54 So we're sending some texts to a friend? We're sending some WhatsApp. We're going... Please don't tell anyone. Okay. Because it would be kind of out of order. Already people hate me because I'm in the public eye. I don't hate you.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Well, no, they'd be like, why can't someone who needs it more than her win it, etc. So I'd be tormented by that fact. I'd be like, I can't gloat. Please keep it secret, under rats. But have her one. Have a one. When I get confirmation. Then?
Starting point is 00:04:24 I'm probably in the street at this point because I'm like, I'm like halfway between my house and the school pickup. Yes. Maybe I'm going to be 10 minutes late. I'm sitting on the local bench. I'm sweating. Uh-huh. Which I don't normally do.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Okay. This is a stressful day. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh my God. We're feeling all the emotions. I can't breathe. I'm nearly hyperventilating. Getting to school, trying to keep it on the DL.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Keep it calm. Not let anyone know. When the kids get in. I'm not even telling the kids. I was going to say, you're going to let the kids know. I'm not straight away. No. Or not ever.
Starting point is 00:05:00 No, I will eventually. Okay, okay. But I also don't want them to become lazy, do I? No, listen, listen, no. They need to still go for their careers. And also, they haven't won. You know what I mean? Yes, it's not theirs.
Starting point is 00:05:13 It's not. It's yours. Of course. Okay. Yeah. Okay, then I'm like, get at home. I'm calling a few friends. You have to be here.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I need help tonight. I can't pretend this is all normal. Can someone put the kids to bed for me? Things are now starting to churn over. Reality's starting to set in. What am I doing? We've won. There's a sense of urgency as well.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I'm an impulsive person. I was going to say, because I know you love eBay. Are you already on the eBay? No. My first... I go in order of my priorities. Okay. The first thing I'm doing is I'm just thinking about everyone I love
Starting point is 00:05:50 because that is what I do. And I'm like giving all of my best mates a million quid eat. Oh, wow. You weren't generous. Maybe my mum, I'm giving her 10 million. Love. Mom deserves. I'm putting some nest eggs aside for the kids because I know what I'm like.
Starting point is 00:06:08 I'm an impulsive person. Got to be a bit sensible on their behalf. So I'm putting in a little bit for each one, enough that they still have ambitions and drive of their own. Yes. But that they've got a crash pad. Then I'm going into the people I don't know but care about. So I'm giving quite a large donation to my community.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Hackney. Yes, we love Hackney. It deserves several millions of millions. Yeah. I'm helping Hackney education services, homeless services. Love. I'm building some youth centres. We need more youth centres.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Yeah, I'm doing all this for my community because my community raised me. I'm giving a shit ton of money to all the local schools. in Hackney. Nice. Then I am moving on to my selfish moment. Right. Because I'm at peace with what I've done.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Exactly. You are now clear. You've done everything you need to do. And we can move forward accordingly. You know? Now we can get selfish. Yes. I'm getting selfish now.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I want to know what's the first thing selfish that you're going to get for yourself? That you're like, this is my number one first purchase that I'm making with my win. I am sorting out my house. Okay. I'm building a glass box on top of my house, extension. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I'm paying away all the, you know, the planning and stuff. Whatever. Boring. But it's a glass cube on top of my existing house because I love the location. I'm above it all and it's beautiful. It's not a block on the landscape. It's glass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And in between each bit of glass, is a sort of gas that you can colour and dye any colour that blocks. So it can be a rainbow cube, it can be a pink cube, it can be a leopard brink cube, but the gas is always flowing between two sheets of glass, which are very, very, you know, soundproof. And the world in that thing, you can actually open it up so everyone can see in sometimes and just wave. Hello.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Hello, how we doing? And then other times you can just put the gas. And it's a bit like this sort of rainbow world. Nice. It lets natural light in, but only really generally from the ceiling in case you want privacy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in that cube, there are two options of exit.
Starting point is 00:08:42 There's a slide. Absolutely. And also a spiral staircase. You're saying the right things. You're saying the right things. There's also a lift. Just in case. Just in case.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Yeah. If I got pregnant. minute again. I'm not going on slide. No, no, no, no. All the stairs. Boring. No, no, lift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can come out of my house every morning going, wee, if I want to. Yes, you could. You could go, wee, if you want to. Every morning. Every morning. Yeah. Very whimsical. I like the gas.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I like, what would you put in the, is it just a room for you to go and stand in? It's not a room, babes. It's a whole... A floor. It's an extension. It's the size of my existing house again. Okay. So it's an upstairs house just made of glass. and a box. And on emotional level, this will guarantee the success of my current relationship.
Starting point is 00:09:34 And okay. Because I think that a lot of people's relationships break down through not having space. Absolutely. He can go up there. Have fun. Or I can. Have fun.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Have his own area. Yeah. Longevity. Yep. It might even have its own entrance. From outside. Yeah. Just go straight up there.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Would you love? like to come to mine tonight. I'm walking down the stairs now. I'm coming down the slide as we speak. I think I think you're doing amazing things not only for your relationship but also for this beautiful box that you've got on top of your house. You know what I mean? Yeah. What else are we doing in terms of like interior design in the house? Well we're just continuing the maximalist stuff as you know I love eBay so I'm on there bidding. I love an eBay bid. I'm annoying a lot of people because I'm winning them all Do you come in last minute? I'm very last minute.
Starting point is 00:10:31 And I come in with the, wipe it up, boom, got it. Mine. Show him who's boss, you know what I mean? Yeah. Okay, so we're bidding on a couple of... I'm slaying on eBay. Like, they're dragons.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm literally on fire. So we're doing maximalists, we're doing interiors. Tats. And we love Tatt. And it's all... But it makes sense. Nobody loves it, but me. And they don't have to.
Starting point is 00:10:59 No. It's not their house. I'm blessing it all with my own love. Yeah. Exactly. I want to go some quick yes or no ideas for the house. So are we having an at-home salon? Hair salon.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah. Yeah. And a living hairdresser. Okay. But he's also got his own house that's not in my house. No, no. But maybe across the road. Nice.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Nice. Live in but not in. Not in, but like close enough. Yeah. Yeah. I probably bought quite a lot of the street in front to house the people that I want to come into my house. This one's your house at the weekend. This is nice.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Yeah, because I want them living but not living. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want your own space. Yeah. Okay, so we're taking up the street. We're taking up a bit of the street. We're taking up quite a bit of the street. My mum's also got, I bought her a beach place.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Of course. Of course. Probably Canber Sam's. Oh. Oh, because it's easy. Yeah. The transport links are exceptional. And that's all we want.
Starting point is 00:12:06 She's 80. Oh, yeah, yeah. She needs to be able to get, you know, around. Exactly, exactly. And come visit you whenever she wants. Yeah. And go back. Lovely.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Okay. So, yeah, so the hairdresser, the makeup artist, they've moved their families into the house. The families are coming as well, nice. Oh, yeah, they need to. Okay, okay, okay. I can't split up. Well, I didn't know what we were doing.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Okay, no, I'm on board. Family's together. Sorry, sorry. So everybody's coming. It's a community. Yeah. It's a community. It's a village, you know?
Starting point is 00:12:38 It is. And then they can come in and out to do your hair at your salon. Yeah. Fabulous. How about a at-home IMAX cinema curated by Tim Burton? Love. That's, I'm having that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Yeah. Word for word. Yeah. Bar for bar. Love. Ten story walking wardrobe. Yes or no. I name.
Starting point is 00:12:57 it. You have a lot. It's not even, this, this isn't a question of like, just being rich beyond your wildest dreams. This is a necessity for me. Life, yeah. At this point. Yeah. I mean, I've got so many clothes.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Oh, they're so beautiful. And they're so, you, I think one thing about you is you love fashion and curating some really good pieces, you know. And I don't want to get rid of them. No. So I need the 10 story. Okay. Lovely.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's in a house next door, one of the other houses I bought. Perfect. So we just walk across, walk across. walk next door, get ready. The wardrobe, but it's actually number 76. Yes. That is very rich. That is very, very rich.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Just going to the wardrobe, three miles up the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've got all the other houses. Very rich behaviour. So I know obviously that you also have your amazing, beautiful children. Yeah. Okay. I want to know what kind of holidays we're taking them on.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Where do they want to go and where are you going to treat? them. We love beach. Okay. So we're going to, we're probably going on a world trip. Okay. Because I've got my return to leave.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I love that. So we're going on several beachy places. Maybe on like a solar panel powered boat. Yeah. So we can get like, we want to go all around like Maldives. Yeah. Indonesia. We're going to Malaysia.
Starting point is 00:14:27 We're going to Malaysia. going to all around the Caribbean. We're just travelling, we're just going to see. Doing what we do. Yeah, and then in the summer we go around Greece. We're just everywhere. Yeah. Also, what a great cultural experience, you know.
Starting point is 00:14:40 If I was a child, I'd be like, yeah, let's do this absolutely. Yeah, we've got language teachers on the boat. Oh, love, love. Before we hit each destination, we've got to know what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got like, you know, quite a lot of schooling going on at the same time because, as I said before, they can't just rely on. My win.
Starting point is 00:14:58 No. Because it's my win. Yeah. Not there. Yes. Yes. So there's a school for them on the boat. On the boat.
Starting point is 00:15:05 We're doing our education. Yeah. And friends? Are friends coming with you on the holiday? My friends are so important to me. I feel like they're a big part in my win. So they're on the holiday and all their kids. Nice.
Starting point is 00:15:18 And everything. And obviously the chefs and like just goes without saying really. Got to. And then there's also. I'm going to build a kind of like retreat, compound thing where they all live in a community. So we've all got, we can all pitch in, we cook for each other. Oh, I love. Sometimes one house is cooking for 20 families and then they, you know, interchanged.
Starting point is 00:15:47 So when I've got work, because I won't give up work. No, no, no, no. Because I'm obsessed with it. You love what you do. I do. You do. And you're good at it. When I'm like got a thing,
Starting point is 00:15:57 Like a gig or whatever. The other families look after my kids. It's a communal. It's a community. Yeah. How much is it for a compound? Give us rough figures for a compound, for a community, where everybody cooks for one another.
Starting point is 00:16:12 For that vibe, if we're looking at housing, shared infrastructure, so roads, sewage, power, the whole thing, or full farm set up, that is looking, depending on where you want it. But you could get that for about £70 million? Lovely. $70 million. Gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Fine. on the list. Yeah, it's there. It's there. Done, easy, easy. Now, I know that you have some people who are big fans of, the likes of Shirley Bassie, Tina Turner. I want to know if you could set up a massive music group
Starting point is 00:16:45 or even have a recording label, who would you sign to it? Who would you put on this label? Who would you put into this group? That's too much work. Got it. We're off. We're not doing too much. I've done so much already. Okay, no, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:17:00 That's fine. But what I will say is, as I was saying to you before we start recording, is I love a day. You do love a day. I love a day. We were saying I love the main days, Christmas, Easter. But I also love the little days. The pancake day. The Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah, yeah. Halloween. Yeah. It's all large now. We love a day. It's huge in the compound. It goes crazy. So we have Shirley Bassie come and perform at Easter.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Got you. We have Tyler the creator come and do a bit for Valentine's. Why not? You know, we just regularly have these people in the compound. It's intimate. Intimate. The stars always enjoy coming to play for us. They love it.
Starting point is 00:17:49 They're begging. Yeah. Because it's great money and they're treated really well. Everyone's lovely. Yeah. You know what? Good group of people. It's a great, it's low key.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Okay. And it's intimate. I love that. So I also have here that you did a few years in retail, so did I. Yeah. BHS. Doesn't exist anymore. I was jigsaw.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Love, love. Wouldn't you open up a department store? An agent broker's her, actually. I forget them. Oh, very nice. Yeah, yeah. Very nice. Would you start your own, I don't know, department store, where, you know,
Starting point is 00:18:30 because, you know, working in retail's hard, you know. I feel like if I had a boss like you, it would be a lovely place to work. They'd be, like the lunches, I feel like you'd bring in entertainers. The lunches would always be lovely. You know what would be really annoying, though? What would be new? Everything would be really great. Like, the standards would be so high.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yeah. But I'm really pedantic about work ethic. Okay. Because I've got a really good work ethic. As you should. anybody a bit lazy, they go. I'll be honest to you. I don't think that's a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, it'll be a really tight shit. Yeah. So it's one of those Marmite things where some people would love to work in my department store. Okay. Because they're brilliant anyway. But the ones who were lazy, they'd hate me. And do you know what? It's not the home for them and that's okay.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah, it's not their place. It's not their place. But the ones who are down to work will have all the employee benefits and perks. They will. You know? And that's what we love. That's what we love. I want to...
Starting point is 00:19:30 Buffet. Yes. It's really important. Can we talk about my love for a buffet? I can't even tell you how many times I've gone on holiday and they say to me, would you like to book one of our restaurants on one in the nights? And I go, restaurant. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Please don't offend me. Please. It's buffet only. Morning, noon. night. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's the choices.
Starting point is 00:20:00 A buffet breakfast is my heaven. My heaven. Same. You're a woman after my own. No, I feel it. I feel it. I think buffet is a big word in this win. It almost encapsulates the win.
Starting point is 00:20:18 The win. Yeah. It's just the choices. And I love, because I love a day, I love a buffet with a theme. Oh, hit me with some of your favorites. Middle Eastern. Love.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Good, good food. Caribbean. We should go on holiday together. That's what I'm getting right now. That's what I'm getting. Thai. Thai buffet. Oh.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Chinese? Chinese buffet doesn't get enough love. They... You know what it does with me? My step is Chinese. Oh, the food is good. You know how you always love the food from your childhood? Dim sum for me.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It's literally like... it's a weekly thing. Oh, wow. You were spoiled. No, it's a weekly thing now. Oh, okay, I was going to say. It was occasions. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:07 But now I'm like, especially with the buffet. Yeah. Your most out there ideas, that's what I want to know. If you could, would you build a time machine? First question. Time machine? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I have this conversation regularly with my kids. Okay. what would we, where would we go? Yeah. But my time machine cannot wait. I'd go and rectify all the ills of, you know, political mistakes. Okay. Would you go and hang out with any fun people maybe?
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yes. Who's on the list? Give me top three. I'd go back to Prince, who I did meet when he was live actually. But I'd go and be like, I'm so sorry that some of the times you asked me to sing with you. I said no, because I was just at a different point in my life with less confidence, and I'd go and sing with him again. Could you take me with you just so I can hear the two of you, please?
Starting point is 00:22:07 That's my only request. So I'd go and find Prince. Okay. I would go and watch Billy Holiday sing live. I wouldn't even want to meet her because don't meet your idols. They always say. I just want to sit in a small club and just hear her. Sit in the back.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah, just watch and experience. experience it. Marilyn Monroe. And do you know she did this famous gig where her and Ella Fitzgerald was together sitting in the front row of a concert? Really? And I'd be in that photo. Oh, that's an iconic.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Wouldn't I? Yeah. I'd have to. You know what I would. Let me list off some other people who I know you do love. Time Machine-wise. You've mentioned John Lennon and Yoko and going back in just hanging out with them. Yeah, I'll just be in the bed.
Starting point is 00:22:56 But I'd have my pajamas on Pajamas on, nice Yeah Maybe like some food on bed A fluffy sock Now that's an image That is an image Okay so we're in the bed with a fluffy sock
Starting point is 00:23:11 With them fun How about George Michael Oh my God, yeah And I could do I could be like My second name's Faye Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:21 So Hello Let's join the dots You got up you know I know he was a good guy Also I know stuff about him because I had I've got the same driver as he had
Starting point is 00:23:33 No way And so George was really good on I could actually open up to him and say George you won't believe this But I actually got here in a time machine And I've helped some people out with the money already Give him back to my community Because George Michael loved doing that
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yeah that was his thing He would like hear a compelling story of someone and then he'd be like, I'm going to give them. Wow. So I'd be like, who we'd giving it to, George? Jump in the time machine. Let's go. We're going time travelling.
Starting point is 00:24:07 We're helping people he remembers had compelling stories. Nice, nice. And we're just dropping bags of cash. Love. So imagine all the joy you'd get from giving all of that with George Michael. Exactly. Yeah. And it's something that you then can tell at a dinner party and people,
Starting point is 00:24:24 would lose it. They'd be like, tell me more immediately. So me and George did this. Okay. And then dropped him back. Dropped him back where he was. How about, and obviously Madonna is still with us, but going back in time and seeing Madonna and her.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Yes, we're going to ask Madonna advice. Advice. Pre-losing virginity. And of course she does the song. She does the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does the song as part of the advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 She has to chop it all off. We're on a roll. We're really on a role. I want to know, would you potentially use your money to maybe, I don't know, meet aliens, go into outer space? This is an interesting one because I'm not somebody who, I'm not Katie Perry. Understood. I know she loved that spaceship thing. She did. She had a ball.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I'm not curious. I think it scares me. And that's fair. I like to know what I can see and what's here. And I feel like there's enough to do. Got you. Yeah, I've got to go to the place in South America where all the rocks are piled. There's a couple of places we want to hit and see them.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yeah, I've got to do all of that. So I don't want to visit aliens because there's too much to see here. Too much to see here. So I want to know, you've just won this track pot, okay? What are you inventing? Because you're very creative. What are you putting out there that doesn't already exist? I can't take full credit for this idea.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Okay. Because I did see it in the film Fifth Element. Okay, that's fine. But you pick up any book and you just do that, and all the knowledge enters your brain permanently. Obsessed. So it's the opposite of what's happening in culture now, because we're getting more stupid.
Starting point is 00:26:23 We are. And none of us know what's real and what isn't anymore. Oh, don't get me started. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to the library. Nice. And we're just going, tr,
Starting point is 00:26:33 through the book. We're speaking languages, we can cook anything, we're inventing anything we want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's all just... You can read all your scripts really quickly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yes. You learn your lines. Oh. You learn other people's lines. I knew you wouldn't disappoint me. Yeah, but the thing is, We're inventing that and only I can have it. So sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:27:10 You know what? I was going to give you the golden buzzer anyway, but for that alone, that is hilarious because that is the biggest, like, you know what, screw you guys, I'm having all the knowledge. I've spent my whole career people going, does she talk that slowly? Because she's stupid.
Starting point is 00:27:27 No. No, it's clarity, everyone, by the way. Yeah. But also, it's, people are going to be, like, stunned at how intelligent now. They won't be able to. Is there anything she doesn't know? Paloma, my dear, I think you have won. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:27:44 The golden world. There we are. Sash on, tiara on. There we are. Lovely. I'm still not even arrogant either. My goodness. I don't worry about that fact that I know all those things.
Starting point is 00:28:19 No, you're humble about it. Yeah. And that's what we love. You know, you're a humble, smart queen. Right, let's move on to our this and that segment. I'm going to throw out some things to you. You're going to say which one you prefer. Ready?
Starting point is 00:28:32 Taj Mahal or the Traitor's Castle. Taj Mahal. Olympic-sized swimming pool of Ferreira Roches or Olympic-sized swimming pool of Jamie Oliver's roast potatoes. Ferreira Roches. Art Deco Mansion in Miami or Hilltop Villa in Ibitha. Hilltop Villa Ibiza. Nice.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I never thought I'd say that, but I went recently and it's so nice. Beautiful. Why not? Yeah. You can inherit a legendary wardrobe from either Grace Jones or Marilyn Monroe. I think Marilyn's would fit me better once I've, you know. Right. Dump this off.
Starting point is 00:29:13 We've got... Dump this off is crazy. We've got personal celebrity chef of your choice or any global athlete as your personal trainer. The chef? The chef. Five star resort in the Seychelles or a jungle cruise down the Amazon. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Seychelles. Nice. Would you travel to outer space or the deep blue sea? I feel like I know the answer to this. Would you travel out of space? Deeply sea. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I'm diving. Nice. Paloma, you have been an outstanding guest today. I'm going to run through some of my. My favourite moments that you have said during the episode. So we're just going to collate all the things you've said. Yeah. First off, we're starting by donating back to Hackney, the place that raised you, you know?
Starting point is 00:29:57 Love that. Community. We're giving to friends and family. Everybody's getting a little bit. We are also doing the colour-changing cube above the house, glass. We've got whimsical colours in there going. Slide. Slide spiral staircase, the lot.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Yeah. We are buying the street. So friends and family have a place to stare. You don't have to travel too far to see them, you know. We've also got the hairdresser who's next door, but then can come in and do your hair at the salon and the house. Mum gets a beach, a beachfront property kind of sounds. We've got our 10-story walking wardrobe to the house next door.
Starting point is 00:30:32 We are taking the family on a solar panel boat with language teachers. We're travelling around the world, and we're doing all the education, cultural and, you know, the science on the boat. Yeah. We also have your friends' children coming. You know, it's a collective thing. Everybody's on this holiday.
Starting point is 00:30:51 We also then have the massive compound, the big compound. We've got the chefs on the compound. Everyone is having fun. The children are there. Your friends are there. We're doing that. We're also doing intimate concerts with the likes of Tyler the Creator, Shirley Bassi, the likes.
Starting point is 00:31:08 We have a, also we have a hardworking department store. That is the name of it, copyright. right, where you only employ hardworking people, but the benefits immaculate, immaculate. The vibes 10 out of 10. Then, buffet. I will say no more. We don't need any more explanation for that.
Starting point is 00:31:27 That's it. Strong enough. Then we're building our time machine. We're going back in history to write some wrongs, you know? We are also going to sing with Prince. I'm coming along. We are watching Billy Holiday singing live. Oh, and then we've got Marilyn Monroe, Ella Fitzgerald.
Starting point is 00:31:47 We're doing that. We're taking a pick with them at their concert. We're in bed with John Lennon with some pyjamas and some fluffy socks. And Yoko, oh no, why not? We also meet George Michael. We go and do some work with him. You know, he loves to give back. You love to give back.
Starting point is 00:32:03 It's a whole thing. And then we invent our amazing speed reading book invention. That is only for you. you. Yeah. I'm mad that I'm not part of the plan but you know what I've got to stand it. So yes. Everyone gives put over. So guys, remember you can get that Euro-Millian's feeling every Friday with another episode of Rich Beyond My Wildest Dreams. Please subscribe on all podcasting apps and follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok. Goodbye.

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