Massenomics Podcast - Ep.78: If Mark Rippetoe Was a Dog, He'd Be A Cat

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

We turned to our colossal Instagram fan base for some q&a and got asked a lot of hard-hitting questions, like "If Ed Coan was a tractor, what kind of a tractor would he be?", and "If Mark Rippetoe was a dog, what kind of dog would he be?" #journalism Check out how handsome we are in the video below.. If you don't already have a closet full of Massenomics gear, go to the MASSENOMICS STORE and load up on swag... Also, please CLICK THIS LINK TO GIVE US A 5 STAR RATING ON ITUNES... Click this text to follow Massenomics on Instagram... Vote Massenomics for President in 2020.. Have your barber shave our logo into the side of your head.. Maybe get a Massenomics tattoo while you're at it.    Or you could sign up for our email newsletter at the bottom of this page. Stay Strong, M

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Massanomics Welcome to Massanomics, the world's strongest podcast. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter at Massanomics. Make sure you go visit massanomics.com. There you'll find the rest of our powerful content. While you're there, check out our store and buy yourself some of that sweet Massanomics gear. All right. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Massanomics podcast.

I am joined by Tommy to my left. What up? And to my right is Tanner. Hi. You know, I was listening to some podcasts this week, and I remembered, I was like, oh, I forgot that you should be professional and introduce people. Like when you have guests on. That's a nice thing to do. They almost, like, I don't, I think when we have guests on, we just start talking to them. Kind of, yeah.

And say who they are. But, yeah. Even late night talk shows, the same people you watch every night, they still introduce them. I know. And you can see them, too. Yeah, definitely. So, anyway, so that's Tommy's face face and that's tanner's face and uh tanner's stonewalling us here um we're gonna start just to uh get the thing moving along we're gonna start with just

a little bit of action we got from instagram here um we have some q a like dm action or people sliding into the official massonomanomics DMs here. If you do have some questions you would like us to answer in the future, go ahead and slide into the DMs of at Mastanomics on Instagram. Stay out of my DMs. That's reserved strictly for bear requests. Yeah, it's going to get totally lost in there. Tommy's is only for hair requests.

Yep. Big Jake, he asks, which current super heavyweight powerlifter would you sumo wrestle if you were forced to? And I want to start with Tanner because I know he's given a lot of thought to this already. Yeah, I'll give our list. You know when I did that powerlifter auction thing? So it'll give us kind of the list of the top uh

top few super heavyweight uh lifters here let me get to that i know one of them is going to be dan bell a friend of the podcast dan bell uh andre milanichev ray williams jp price josh morris chad smith or blaine sumner so it's a terrifying who you would want who you would choose so you have to super morris and milanichev i think wouldn't be good sports about it nor would they be very gentle i feel like i don't think any of them would be gentle though do you know what i think i think I think Ray Williams would have a good time with it Yeah but in the way that he I don't think Ray Williams would try to kill me I think Milanochev would actually try to hurt you That's where I'm at

We're all really big It's just We're all some large dudes Ray Williams is also one of the heaviest on the list too Yeah So that part scares me a little bit Yeah he has four bills Because if he falls on me

I'm in trouble I could be wrong Is Ray Williams the cuddliest of the bunchiest on the list, too. So that part scares me a little bit. Because if he falls on me, I'm in trouble. Is Ray Williams the cuddliest of the bunch, though? All right, that list. Who's the best cuddly? When you say that list, to me, he seems like the most happy and smiley. Chad Smith. Oh, yeah, he is, too. He's kind of got that teddy bear status, too.

Or Blaine, a little bit. I don't know. Who's the least cuddly out of the group? Andre Malanichev? Or Dan? I don't know. Who's the least cuddly out of the group? Andre Malanichev? Or Dan? He would actually probably be giggling the most. Dan is probably surprisingly cuddly. He'd be like, okay, here we go.

Here we go again. Listen, I got a menu for you. Cuddling is extra. Josh Morris might be the heaviest. He might be heavier than ray williams he's really big he probably yeah i should probably also this doesn't have anything to do with trying to win it is would you sumo wrestle if you were forced to yeah and i'm not forced into sumo wrestling matches with the intent of winning yeah maybe you want to pick someone that

has a respectable level of hygiene that's a good point that is all right that rules out that rules out this list of guys ray's usually has a pretty clean cut when you see him i guess ray has ray has some of the top hygiene on that list that's my guess you know i've already met we we know dan you know i've gotten to meet we've gotten to meet chad wesley smith we've got to meet blaine sumner we've gotten to meet Chad, Wesley Smith. We've got to meet Blaine Sumner. We've gotten to meet Ray Williams. I would pick Andre Milanochev just to get to hang out with him and just be like, well, yeah, Andre Milanochev kicked my ass. It'd be the good icebreaker.

This is how we met. That's true. That's my choice. That's your angle? Yeah, that's my choice. Why is Andre Milanochev? I think I would sumo wrestle Ray Williams just because I think he wouldn't try to hurt me on purpose. He'd be like, listen, dude, I'll get this over with quickly.

Yeah, he'd handle it quickly, but he wouldn't be excessive about it. Yeah, I feel like Malanichev might try to hit you after it's over. Yeah, some crazy Russian secret that he's going to throw on you. Tommy, what's your pick? I think I've got to go with Ray, too. I think Ray or Chad would be the two best to go on you. Tommy, what's your I think I got to go with Ray too. I think Ray or Chad would be the two best to go with there. That's a pretty good question

Big Jake. I want to know what Big Jake would choose. Yeah. There's really no winning. Next we have Raise the Bar. That's our boy out of Ireland, right? I think so. Raise the Bar. I'm pretty sure. I think that is who that is.

If Ed Cohn was a tractor, what tractor would he be? I'm going to go with whatever the shortest tractor is. Tanner, you're kind of a tractor guy again. Luckily, I know a little bit about tractors. I'm going to put it in the realm of antique John Deere tractors. Okay. Something we all can relate to. So you just called him old yeah

that i hadn't even thought about it but it fits really well for that reason so these would be tractors out of like the 40s to 60s and uh he would be uh what you would call a wheatland tractor which would be uh very short and stout with very wide tires and a powerful tractor. This sounds fitting. It would be, I would say, either a Model D John Deere tractor or a Model R John Deere tractor is what Ed Cohen would be. And I assume that's not the kind of answer he was looking for. Is this what we're talking about here?

Yeah, well, yeah. It's very similar to that. That's not a John Deere, but yeah, that's like an international. But yeah, that's what a D or an R would look like. I don't know if this is going to turn out at all, but we'll take a stab at it. Don't you think he would kind of be that kind of tractor? Yeah, that tractor looks like it can deadlift. Yeah, that seems pretty fit.

Also looks like it has a thick neck. Yeah, they're like a thick tractor. Just like solid steel. Because there's kind of taller, thinner tractors. Have you guys been following the Ed Cohn and the stuff on Instagram? Where they do the face swap thing? Matt Wenning. That has been...

All right. You guys need to... I'm going to get this set up down here so I can pull this up on the screen here. That is like the funniest shit that I've seen in a long time i just don't know if our connection's gonna work here can you also pull up that one guy dead lifting that we were talking about oh yeah all right we're gonna do that i gotta get the hot spot rolling so um i think i know what you're talking about with the insanely long arms and body proportions so i messaged but you're not sure if it's real or not yeah i messaged you guys like is this a real thing it is unusual

i wonder how much you can bench i don't think very much i would i thought i because i went dug through some videos and it's not very much but in powerlifting when you're totaled so heavily depends on a deadlift it's like it almost doesn't matter that much. No, it almost doesn't at all. Because you can be transcendently good at that and be kind of not good at it. I mean, I think the guy's actually pretty decent at all of his lifts, but you're starting to see that more and more. It's like these insanely good deadlifters, and it carries them quite a ways.

I want to know what that guy's name is, too. I follow him, but I follow too many people people so i'm having a hard time finding him is is he american foreign like i don't even know where he's from i'm not sure the place that i saw it from i had to scroll back quite a bit was that funding.tv and that's how i found him and followed him but i don't know um offhand what the guy's name is i think i might be able to find it i remember a page that i've seen it on also well i know it's still in you guys sent it to me oh yeah yeah everyone listening is probably like wow these guys are really on the spot today but uh sweet professional show this is they're slow ass internet just basement just hang with us for a

minute here because it is. It's worth it because you'll want to check this guy out. Here, I got it right here. Fun. Oh. That's it. It's Dalton Lecoe is the guy's name. And at 53 KG Lifter.

He's got that locked down, huh? Yep. 53. 5'3 KG Lifter. he's got that locked down huh yeah 53 53 kg lifter so he's not real heavy is he no and he is a he is a usa pl guy all right we're getting it here there he is and this isn't a knock on the guy by any means no he's a super nice guy he just has he has a body type that is just bananas yeah it's like finding uh like most people in that situation be like well i'm probably not the right size to do any sports but this guy found something that works am i going to be able to someone someone that he probably wasn't into lifting and someone that like really is into

lifting saw him and they're like you have oh my god have you ever dead tried dead lifting before i had someone the other day try to explain me that they thought they had pretty good deadlifting leverages. And I was like, well, just, I mean, there's a lot of things at play, but just hold your arms down by your side. And their arms went to like, literally like their hip crease. It's like, I, listen, it doesn't mean you can't be good or can't get better. Yeah. But like, I want to find that one, but I suppose any one of these is going to look. Any, yeah. Any deadlift video with this guy is going to be.

Not necessarily the one where he's got a truck for sale. If anyone's interested in a Ford Ranger. All right. So I don't remember what type of range I had to have on this Tanner. Do you remember? Um, that's probably works. I'm guessing you can probably be fairly close. don't tell me how to live my life but for our uh our people not watching right now this guy 53 kilos is his thing so i would imagine he weighs around

110 ish yeah and he's doing what 525 here on the deadlift yeah sumo and this guy no lie has the arms of a his arms are probably longer than any of us i think his probably tyler's arms his arms are as long as his legs like i'm certain like there so like and he's pulling sumo and his arms are still like at or below his knees at the lockout yeah and this isn't with like an insanely wide sumo stance but yeah his his hands are touching his kneecaps um so like does he have a relatively short torso yes i think his torso is maybe 10 inches long yeah and then from hips to up yeah but that's pretty cool like i fully not making fun of this guy but like he probably has some sort of... Like, he was born with some sort of difference.

Yeah, I'm sure there's a birth defect. Yeah, it's not like... But then, so I remember... Oh, look at that Miller Lite thingy. Look at that. Miller Lite on an egg. Not the best Miller Lite egg, but it has become... We should send him a shirt.

Yeah, actually. I think we should. I'm going to message him. That is kind of funny. With this picture. Yeah. Responding with this picture message him. That is kind of funny. With this picture. Yeah. That's really funny. I would love for that guy to...

Send him a shirt for sure. It was funny, though, because you think that his are so much of an outlier, how long his arms are. But then Kyler Wollum... Yeah. what how long his arms are but then um kyler woolham yeah so the video he i you always know he's got long arms but this most recent video he posted of him deadlifting conventional yeah i swear it actually stretches his arms i think it does which makes sense maybe 800 pounds he's conventional and is like just clearing the kneecaps yeah and he says uh yes yes that is just it doesn't look it's it looks like a bad photoshop project how long his arms are like he looks just like a little bit less of what that other guy looks like proportionally yeah yeah but he's not i mean

he he looks along those lines but for any of us to be in that same starting position, like we would have to be pulling off of like four or five-inch blocks easy because his arms are so long. I just – yeah, to finish at that point on my knees would be tremendous. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like, man, it doesn't even have to like smash my balls. Yeah.

And that's – like look at how far away it is from his balls i mean we don't know exactly how far away it is from his balls but he might just put him at average ball length he might have like some really long balls that's i mean everything else is pretty long with long arms really long really long balls not necessarily large, but just a very long sack. A lot of tissue. Also, he wears his massonomics hat when he deadlifts a lot, his lift hat. He's always wearing it backwards.

That's a little secret that most people don't know. He is a closet massonomics fan. Unfortunately, it is a secret that most people do not know. When we say most people don't know, there's only three that do know. We are the only three and him. No, we're glad he likes the hat, though. Did you see that first video he watched?

What his other point was there? That he apparently left this gym. No, that one at the top. Oh, that first one we watched. When he's in the garage. Yeah, that he said he quit lifting at this other gym it sounded like. And he's going to be. Did he indicate why he quit going there?

More privacy, more focus, more Kaler time. No drama. You start being a world record and everyone wants a piece. Probably, yeah. There probably was some bothering. I know that feeling, man. I know. Tyler, that's kind of the reason you had to start a CrossFit gym, right?

Every time I go to Massanomics, people are like, Tyler, break me off a piece of that. And I'm like, listen, guys. I'm on a whole other level. I've got to get breathing hard. Oh, no, we didn't even get to what we got into. So it was the Ed cone matt winning photoshop battle um oh fuck i fucked it up

um so i don't even know where this started do you know who started it i'm not sure which one of the but which one of the two it started with... I like the one of the different races. Yeah, I want to go back to try to find a few of them, but they keep... Boy, are they good, these two. I don't know. I'm assuming they're just like turning Photoshop experts loose. We'll just go back to the one of the many races.

But I think that's the only one Ed shared. But this is... I like Ed as Asian. Asian Ed is very interesting. Black Ed. Whoever did this, is this an app or something that you buy? I don't know. Because this is pretty damn good for an app.

That black guy one is pretty crazy. It actually looks like if Ed Cohen was black. Same thing with the Mexican one. That looks like a Mexican person. The top left is just a normal one. But it almost looks a little weird just looking at it. Yeah, it's crazy. And then the Matt Wenning, he posts a lot of videos. Yeah, I was Matt Wenning he posts a lot yeah I was gonna say he posts a lot so

how far I want to crawl before I find the ones of the ones he had but um yeah this has been pretty good they keep going back and forth and back and forth so follow real Matt Wenning or at Eddie Cohn on uh on instagram you'll get in in the loop did i just see a mass and alex logo oh damn damn it mw i was like my man's on to us but uh yeah so that's gonna be uh oh yeah this one right here yeah you versus the girl he told you not to worry about. And I'm guessing it's the same Photoshop skills that brought us black Ed Cohn, brought us fat female Ed Cohn, which is really unsettling. It is. But it's some quality Photoshop work.

I know Tommy's not even that good. He couldn't even get my nipples out of that picture. I would also make an argument that that's more challenging than a face. I'd like to see this person try and do that. Send him that picture and be like, can you just soften his nipples out of this shirt? What did we have next on the old IG? Raise the bar, hit us with another question.

I hadn't noticed this one. He said, if Mark Ripito was a dog, what dog would he be? He's into these questions of like, if someone was a something, what would they... If I had to guess, I'm going to go with the correct, it's a trick question. I've got an answer in my mind. And that is if Mark Ripito actually was a dog, he'd be a cat. Because Mark Ripito does not fucking love you. He doesn't like you.

He doesn't care about your feelings or care whether you're happy or sad. Mark Ripito just does what Mark Ripito does. And doesn't really care about your feelings at all. That's true. He's a cat. I guess I like that answer, yeah. I'll go with that, too. I think you got that one.

Or a really mean dog. That'd be the other one. He has a podcast, too, and it's kind of the same way where he doesn't, I feel like he doesn't give a crap if anyone's listening or not. I also, I've heard him on a couple other podcasts and he does not care if like like he's not even nice to the hosts of the podcast someone asks him something that he will tell them yeah all right on the show i remember he basically was like that's a fucking stupid question yeah like you know like i was like that's dumb what do you do you know anything like

just blast and it's like you're you're on this show and then if you step back you're like you're probably in this dude's house yeah you know yeah i like i listened to all of his episodes of his i like him he's a it's it's you definitely have to be like i would feel like i was because i'm so stupid i would feel like i had to walk he makes everyone feel but he does that to everyone yeah like even in his own seminars when uh they do podcast q a at the seminars and people ask questions and he like makes them feel stupid in front of the whole group like the people that are paying to do the seminar all right next question what do we got? This is from Hedgehog underscore two. Big Kendall. He said, how serious is too serious?

That's going to be relative to the situation, right? It's really a question for Shane, but Shane's not here. So we'll, we just have to do our best. Think what would be going through his mind right now. Honestly, what we think most of it's actually probably the most common thought around here is what would Shane do? Yeah. Yeah. It's up there.

I would say, i don't know we're gonna have to go situationally right so how serious is too serious when you're say just doing average average sets average day in the gym what level of seriousness is too much anything over half i think 50 seriousness is a little much i don't have to really be too dialed in to do most of what i do yeah like only in maybe like the top 10 most intense moments in my training do i even get too serious and anything more than that i feel like a level that too high a seriousness is pretty douchey. Yeah. What do you think if Shane was like just walking down the street of Gotham City and he ran into the Joker, what would the Joker say to him? I feel like it has something to do with being serious. I can't. I feel like he's going to do with being serious I can't

I feel like he's going to say what level of seriousness is appropriate is appropriate and for anyone that's interested in more seriousness we have a whole episode dedicated to this topic seriousness it's pretty serious the seriousness episode

so how serious is too serious any level of seriousness which makes people think you're being a dick serious is too serious uh any level of seriousness which uh makes people think you're being a dick that's too serious that's too serious right that's a good rule of thumb that guy who's being so serious at the gym where like nobody wants to be there anymore that's too serious yeah like tanner why so serious tanner's always so serious at the gym. It's ridiculous. Yep. A lot of seriousness. No dick jokes, guys. It's time to get serious.

Now, Big Brad said, BradNightzell88 on Instagram said, When are you having the guests from episode 72 out to visit and talk about bracing deadlifts, Rick and Morty, and drink some beer? Asking for a friend we probably should do that i think big brad would come down yeah yeah i think that's a good idea but so the question is when the question is when brad you know like a time and place we have we'll schedule it i would say like just spitballing you know decemberth, like 3 p.m., if that works for you. That's a fucking Tuesday.

Or even, you know, a year from now is always, will probably give us a lot of time to plan. Yeah, I mean, I can't just go drinking beer all willy-nilly. Yeah. No, that's true. Well, you know, there's probably in a month or so. I've got a very strict nutritional program. Some type of massonomics party coming up. He could probably come that weekend and get a lift in.

That would be a good action. He technically did contribute to the success. When are we doing it? Is that coming up again? That's November. Oh, no shit. Yep. Have you got?

No, we're still trying to lock down a place because our last year's venue isn't an option. You know, I really wish I owned maybe like a six thousand square foot crossfit gym we could set up with on a saturday i never thought of that how come how comfortable are you with the whole place smelling like beer the next day it's like every day in that place it uh it actually did really smell like yeah oh we spilled the next morning in that i've never been in a place that stank like beer so much when I went to. It's actually a really good thing that that place had a lot of hard tile. Yeah. Yes.

It smelled like horrible land. And when you're hung over, like that's stale. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, I've never come across so many one third full cans of beer in my life. I was like,

my God, no one here finished a beer. Everyone just drank two thirds we didn't have a keg oh no they're like wasting their own beer yeah there was a lot uh i mean there was probably like seven cases worth if you would have compiled all the one-third cans of beer we don't like warm beer a bunch of divas so yeah big bad big brad we should do that sometime really anytime just hit us. That would be a sweet little adventure, though. That would be the weekend to do it.

Yeah. So if that ends up working out, we're probably not going to party cast again, though. I don't think that's a good idea. That is a lot of work. Probably best for everyone. Yeah, it's also a lot of work to set up and tear down. And also, I feel like if we're going to really party,

I maybe don't want to record it yeah put it on the internet again yeah once was enough once was enough we've done that we're much older and mature now um that was the last question and we did not get a good a good quality uh i apple podcast review this week so what the hell So we're fucking canceling this show. If we don't get one. Our ratings are way down, people. This could implode on us at any moment. Actually, ratings are

higher than they've ever been. Actually. No, no. Things aren't looking good, Tyler. We're going to have to pack it up and call it quits. If I learn anything from this last election is you just have to say it and it will be true. But no, for real, they're not down. They're not down.

They're way up. They're way up. We're making so much money, it's ridiculous. Actually, we are way further. It's funny. There's a few podcasts that we've kind of seen come and go. Did you guys notice, too, the TIFPL? Oh, yeah.

I did want to ask you about that. Yeah, they're like done are they not even doing the instagram thing anymore yeah they should it still is active though yeah it just says this isn't an active account like that's like in their description yeah but they did i i noticed they didn't just go ahead and like delete their 14 000 uh which is smart you might want to hang on to that because you could legitimately just sell that to someone and I'll turn it into selling shoelaces. Well, I wondered if maybe that's all strategic.

What do you mean? Like if you just vacate the account for a while. Yeah, you say we're going away and then you get a bunch of people like, oh, we really liked that account and build up excitement about it and then pass two months later. I know they have for sure kind of packed in the podcast for sure because i think well i don't think they've had an episode of that since like april yeah so they're having a tough time getting

that consistent tyler do you feel like you're pretty responsible for their demise no i hope not they were nice people but it is interesting you guys go through like we talked about this before how like podcasting like like making it to episode 20 is kind of a big fucking deal because so many people don't get that far yeah i'll look for podcasts on like a subject almost any subject just when i'm bored and i'll go through and find some that had like four episodes and last episode was in like 2014. And there is like way more of those than there are active podcasts for sure. Now the idea of like if we sat down in a room and just said,

let's pick a topic and create 20 episodes, that seems so easy to do now. Or at least 10. Like 10 episodes of content is hardly scratching the surface of content on a subject you know yeah but yet we don't do any preparation whatsoever that's true okay if we had to record 10 back-to-back episodes 10 so so we had to sit down and we had 10 hours and we were going to chip away i think we have i think we would come up with several subjects we probably still could even yeah but it's hard like it's actually the the getting like doing the it's probably more the scheduling getting it to work for everybody and then like

the logistics of the logistics of adults having to do things yeah and then like editing audio and then getting the audio to tanner so you can couple it to the video and like that's actually way more time consuming than what we do. Yeah. And harder. Yeah. Like even the time and less fun. Yeah.

Even the times when we come in and we're like, I don't know what we're going to talk about today. We'll hash out like, I don't know. Let's do three things and get moving. And it just seems to move. But I think a lot of people, yeah, I don't know.

We never got to that point even early on though, where we were like, let's shut it down. We're having a hard time. It time it's been 25 episodes i bet i bet for a lot of people though it is like the i don't know well and like just getting it done after that like like editing the audio and editing the video and like getting everything posted and stuff like that all takes a little bit of time and if it's just one person it's kind of a lot for one person yeah also um if you don't if you're i think you could and i also think you could half ass it too yeah we did like like you could have like a i mean this is an expensive setup but you could have like a cheaper setup you could have a one-man podcast with a guest or whatever you don't

have to have an hour long you don't have to do video you also don't even technically have to publish it to a website because i know some places will just publish it to soundcloud now and then that's what they'll link their deal so you could literally simply upload from here mp3 right to soundcloud and then it'll post on itunes and everything that way but uh you know so but we go through and there's you know image and description and it all goes through the website first and then into facebook so it just takes some time to do it i think right yeah i think that's the right way to do it yeah probably yeah well our we've got all these followers so far yeah 70 or 80 000 of you listening right now

we're doing something right. But I'm trying to remember what the, like if you even look up like, I don't even like strength sports or anything like that, you get past, I don't know, maybe 20 of them. And they're just, it's just dead podcast after dead podcast after dead podcast. It's crazy.

Yeah, I know if you Google almost anything about best strength podcasts or there's a good resource that make it yeah the number one number one google search is a really good resource for you yeah if you if you google like definitely if you google like anything about list or top anything about anything will be there let's see you do best strength training podcast best lifting podcast i think i think so yeah i'm not sure which one yeah like i only googled strength podcast and the only thing in front of our list is brute strength trainings podcast other than that it's our article yeah so that's pretty cool yeah we're pretty much the best how's

that for hacking google to do what you want with it i think is that why we crack the code of google is that why we're so independently wealthy right now that's a big part of the reason you know it's hard to pinpoint it to just one of the really good things that we've done tommy's classic good looks is probably the other half oh crap can we start over i had my right earphone in my left ear i also think that's still you're the you're the only setup that has two earphones that will work. Really? If you plug them in, I think you'll hear both ears, right?

Yeah, mine work. I don't hear two ears. Do you, Tommy? Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Yeah, I think, no, I don't know. I only have the one. Oh, no, my right one works a little bit. Really?

Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. So we went with the, did we even talk with this? We went with the earbuds. Yeah, we haven't talked about that. So you can see how attractive we aren't. Just to be that much more personal.

Is it easier with your hair? Yeah. I mean, it's like, this is just an everyday thing now. It is what it is at this point. It is less hot. Even when it's cold out, having over-ear headphones on your ears sucks. Sweaty ears. And I always kind of felt bad when we'd have guests.

So Julian is actually the last guest that had headphones on. And Julian's wearing my son's $10 headphones. Super sweaty. And we're outside and it's like fucking 90 degrees in the sun. And I had a set on but whatever i'm there to suffer and richard had earbuds in and i was like wait a minute why can't we just do that well you really don't have to actually i mean you don't you don't have to but however so there's a podcast i listen to sometimes called uh flow elite puts on called scale is neat it's kind of a crossfit

slash basically game of thrones podcast most days but they uh they went for a little while they had headphones on and then i think for the sake of video they took them off and just had a sound guy kind of there but what happens when you don't have this in is you drift away a lot you don't realize yeah of your own audio levels and it goes to shit pretty fast someone has to be watching that. There was like three episodes they had that were like almost unlistenable after that point. Just put your goddamn headphones on. Have you seen on Netflix that show?

Have we talked about it on here? Which one? The guy, the kid that spray paints all the penises on the cars in the parking lot. I have not seen this. Oh, you don't know about this? No. It's almost like a spoof of, what's the Manitowoc County? Making a Murderer?

It's like a spoof of that, and what's the, of cereal, like that stuff all kind of rolled into one. Like spoof, like it's like a scary movie type spoof? No, no, no. It's like a documentary following a crime but but i mean like is it is it is the whole thing scripted yeah it's it's scripted it's not like yeah it's not like scary movie like blatantly there wasn't like actual no it's fake it's fake but it's not like over the top like like it's like they took this scenario of a kid in high school.

So he snuck out of class. So it's like the school's AV class. Two of the kids, they decide there's this crime that happened where 29 of the teacher's cars in the teacher parking lot got spray painted with dicks on them. Hold on, hold on. Before you go further, what's the name of it? of the teacher's cars in the teacher parking lot got spray painted with dicks on them. And the... Hold on, hold on. Before you go further, what's the name of it? American something. I can't remember now.

I'll look it up and iron it out while you go on. Yeah, and the security footage was cut down from that exact period of time, so you can't see who did it. So they have this suspect who quite regularly is known for like drawing dicks on the marker board in school and like being a real dick in class and all this stuff and it's like them uh like following out this elaborate timeline just like on cereal you know how she's like oh yeah going through every minute of the day and they're doing and they're interviewing teachers and going through all the stuff and tyler i'm i can't believe

you haven't seen it i am so like i'd be surprised if you if you don't watch this i'm watching this tonight have you found the it's called american vandal yeah um also just in case you're wondering based on my interests netflix says it is a 97 match yeah it's i i don't know where they get that three percent actually that's probably honestly stuff my kids watch um but it is a high school is rocked by an act of vandalism but the top suspect pleads innocence and finds an ally in a filmmaker. A satirical true crime mystery. Episode one, hard facts. When senior class clown Dylan Maxwell is expelled for vandalism,

sophomore Peter Maldonado begins an investigation that questions his guilt. Episode two, a limp alibi. Three, nailed. Four, growing suspicion. Five, premature theories. Six, gag order. Seven, climax. Eight, Growing Suspicion. Five, Premature Series. Six, Gag Order. Seven, Climax.

Eight, Clean Up. And that's just tremendous. And even the picture looks like the cover looks like the... Yeah, the making of the movie. Yeah, yeah. And they go into all these interviews with the other high school students. Go ahead and add that to my list. About different hookups and hand jobs. All these details that they go into.

They kind of don't really have to do. It's like tests of his honesty or whether people are truthful or not. That's the classic thing about all our shows. The scope of them always tends to blow up a little more than what it needs to. It's like, is this relevant to you? I just feel like we're almost invading people's privacy at this point.

So you'll enjoy that. I've only made it like three episodes in. I am going to binge watch that like I binge watched Game of Thrones the other week. Fletch, do not hit that camera. Thank you. He has a good one to check up in. He just comes in, smells all our balls, and heads on out.

He usually comes in once an episode. It actually is getting that way. But, yeah, I'm stoked. Has that been out for a while? I think it's relatively new. I'd never heard of it. I feel like people I hang around with typically pick up on those things. Yeah, Ryan, you'll have to tip Ryan off. Is he the one that told you about it? No, no, Ross told heard of it. I feel like people I hang around with typically pick up on those things. Yeah, Ryan, you'll have to tip Ryan off.

No, no, Ross told me about it. Ross has been watching it. But I've been watching Vice Principals. I don't know if anyone's ever seen that. I heard you talking about that, too. That's another. Is that a good one? I really like Vice Principals. I mean, you've seen Eastbound and Down.

Yep, yep. It's basically, it has nothing to do, like there's no, this show is not related to that show. There's no crossover. But there's an exact crossover because he's the same. He's the same person. Yeah, it's like, he can't play a role that's not that. It's like Danny McBride is always Kenny Powers. Yeah, exactly.

But it's really funny. The guy that plays the other main role, I'm not sure that actor's name, but he's also very funny in there too and base principles is really good that's hb that's hb yeah yeah well it's not tv it's hbo he's on here dog good show god damn it all right so the other day i was trying with my work schedule i'll try i have to kind of get naps in in the afternoon or else it becomes like 18 hours of work. Of awakeness. So I go upstairs and I try to nap like in bed like a person because I can't nap on the couch. So I was like, I go, I nap like I'm going to sleep, sleep. And Fletch will usually climb up in bed and lay down and nap with me.

Well, he always like, he always puts his head on by my feet. And he's a big, you've seen him, he's a big disgusting dog who breathes loud, kind of like me. And so I hear like four different times I hear this sound of what I think is him breathing, him going. But it's not. It's the most awful air leaving his ass and no and it was it smelled so so so so bad that on like the third or fourth one though again i'm in and out in and out and i hear it and i never think anything out the third or fourth one not only did i hear it but i felt it on my fucking face the fucking air and uh if they don't if I don't find a way to weaponize that,

I think we're doing world peace a disservice. It's like the nuclear threat. You don't even have to use it. You just have to threaten it. Yeah. They just have to know that it's there. But like dogs, farts don't normally make noise because they don't push them out.

Because they don't have anyone to impress. Yeah. Like if you just didn't try to fart, your farts would probably just kind of be like well what's the point though but yeah like the whole reason they make cool noises because we're like check this out and you put a little pressure behind it otherwise it just kind of leaks out of you brace your whole body for it farts can be really fun i think farts can be oh they're always universally fun yeah yeah at least for I think farts are... Can be? Oh, they're always really fun. Universally fun. Yeah.

Yeah. At least for male. Women farts are fucking disgusting, by the way. I don't want to preach any sort of double standard here, but women farts are fucking awful. And I get legitimately mad at my wife when she farts. Well, that's just not cool. No.

No. And mine are fucking smell so bad those are often those seem like they'd be hilarious but they're funny yeah they're funny but but if like if my wife farts i will lose my goddamn mind yeah and i get like i get like actually mad about it where i've like stood up and you know i've been like would you ever fucking do that again we're in the goddamn kitchen our food is in here i am making food yeah and like i think it's isn't there a whole south park episode about that it was a few years back but i thought yeah i thought like the boys fart and they think it's so funny and then one of the girls do it oh they started creeping oh that is different yeah yeah that's what i'm doctor, but I think that's a different thing.

Yeah. Comes out of somewhere else. Fletcher. My son instinctively knew that farts were funny before I ever taught him that farts were funny. I think you're born knowing that farts are hilarious, and the day that you decide that farts aren't is the day you've died. That's what I think.

You've lost your will to live. You've already lost it. That's too bad sometimes in our small gym though there'll be farts that just don't go away yeah you get a couple guys on the same day that got some bad ones and then the whole place it just gets like like there's no escape it gets like a whirlwind of people walking around like spreading the farts you know stir it's like a hot tub and the water's gone bad and it's just stirring up. And then you start to not be able to tell if it's your own or someone else's. So then you don't know if it smells really bad to you or if you're really on a roll.

You're not sure if you should be laughing or grossed out. It's such a fine line. How is that your own fart? You can recognize the bad ones that they're... I think Fat Bastard said it, and everyone loves their own brand. There's got to be science behind that, even though, because you can even tell if it's really... You can tell, like, oh, that's going to be a bad one. But to yourself, it's still just kind of like, oh, that is going to be...

You might feel worse for the people around you, but you don't feel like it's still just kind of like oh that is gonna be like you might just feel you might feel worse for the people around you but you don't feel you don't like it's not hurting you at all how is that i that's a great that's a great mystery i wonder if that's all mental well i mean it is yeah you know it's just like we're about to find out and i also wonder what the line is for what is actually considered too much farting in a day. Because I've talked to some of my friends and they said that they can go like a whole day and only fart a few times. Which blows my mind because I don't know if I'm ever awake for more than 30 minutes before I'm already farting. I think I've heard Mark Bell say this, but it is honest to God true for me. I don't always pee when I fart but i always fart when i pee and that is honestly like like a 90 some percent uh true statement you know i can get

behind those numbers yeah i i don't i don't always pee when i fart usually not but i do always fart when i pee and then sometimes you pee and then it makes you wonder, like, maybe there's a food I'm eating that's just causing this distress, and I don't know it, but that takes a lot of work to figure that out. So I'll just keep trudging down this path and never know. Tyler, how's the research department doing? We're getting there, guys. We're getting there. I went down one fucking Huffington Post no information there god damn it we're getting

there though guys we're gonna get you some real in-depth information here we we do have a uh a little little news bulletin as news bulletin these are exciting yeah we do have a article wise coming out we've got a little zero factual article maybe just slightly humorous uh confessions of a power lifter and it's going to be some different uh different different confessions that you might uh if you could hear the inner monologue of what's going on in a power lifter's mind it's uh some little things that you might do you throw on these are my confessions by usher while you're reading that article here so here's one as just a teaser the hardest part about spotting my friends is smelling them also relevant to what we're talking about right now it is usually the

hardest part about spotting my friends is we're not going to say what's hard they're they're pecker and then we have another article coming out, the review of the RhinoFlex Bandbell bar. Yeah, which a lot of people probably don't even know what that is. No, but you're about to know. Jim from Bandbell sent us one to try out and do a review on. Have you used it? I actually do enjoy using it.

I've used it several times now. For benching? Yep, I've benched with it several times. I like like it it kind of gives you a different feel than just benching just regular benching you know yeah but it's not so radical as like the bamboo bar where it's like a completely different thing um so you can still like you don't have to cut the weight in half necessarily yeah and it's still plate loadable which is nice too you know you don't have to mess with getting the kettlebells out so that's the big difference if you know what the band bell bar is where you hang the hang the bands over with kettlebells or some sort of hangable

weights the rhino flex bar is similar to that only you don't hang it you know it's just uh got a collar that looks more like the sleeve of a regular barbell and you can slide plates right on it but it still has it's still very lightweight and has some of that flex but not maybe it does have as much flex and it's just because of the not you don't have the play of it could be yeah yeah guys i'm having a hard time finding any fart information here i believe it is so the best one that i've found is one you're used to it how often you smell someone else's fart depends on your relationship to that person what my wife's farts fucking upset me i don't know if i'm i think it's how much you have their stank blown in your face is more what it however you do smell one person's farts more often than anyone else's your own but way more often like like 20 times more often than the next like most often and as

with any offensive smell you become accustomed to it over time spend eight hours in an unclean toilet and you won't find the smell bad anymore another reason for this is bacteria living with each when within each person's body is as unique as a fingerprint print and you are subconsciously used to the smell also like little snowflakes coming out of your butt also you're ready for it uh you know that you're going to fart before you do so not always while there are situations where anticipation is worse than the actual event itself in most cases anticipating something reduces the magnitude of your reaction in contrast you get no warning when someone else is about to fart.

They're probably praying you won't notice. The element of surprise. Confirmation bias. Unlike your own farts, of which you smell each one, you'll only notice a fart in public when it stinks. We have this other one here. There is reasons given in another video's preference. You're just more used to it.

You prefer it. Evolution. The difference between a good smell like flowers and bad ones farts really nothing there's just different smells reason you find some smells bad your brains evolved to react with disgust to smells of things which are major disease vectors like shit vomit and rotting carcasses um it's pretty scientific the greater the risk of disease the more offensive you'd find the smell so farts transmit pathogens which are responsible for some diseases like scarlet fever you've also evolved to perceive smells generated by your own body as less offensive in order to help you maintain your personal hygiene imagine if you found the smell of your poop as unbearable

as that of someone else's i don't know mine's still pretty gross pretty unbearable it is gross but you're not like you know it just it doesn't like you know that it's gross when it's your own but it doesn't literally like gross you out where you're like oh yeah i like it i get mad if someone else's farts grow right right and it's tough when you're with a bunch of dudes because then you're like listen i know why you're laughing but it's still fucking gross i don't know that doesn't really uh all those answers don't seem good enough to me yeah it doesn't do i think honestly that my farts just smell better than everyone else's that's what everyone thinks then hashtag fart champ um what about lifting you

guys ever uh like accident i mean accidentally fart shit mid-lift other than like i think i accidentally fart shit every single time i squat or deadlift a little bit oh yeah is that normal that's what i'm like yeah for sure yeah like that's like every, not even a joke, just about every time. Just a little. Yeah. Maybe not enough to make a mess, but enough to wear for some reason. You're definitely not wearing those underwear for long after they head right to the wash machine. Yep.

At the very least, some farting. For sure. I always notice, not that I do a whole lot of leg pressing anymore, but the leg press was out for farts. That was what forced them out? Because it's thety potty effect. Yeah. If you had a fart in your – you might have had some farts in there that you had no idea about.

Hiding away. They were probably like three hours away from coming out otherwise, but if you go on a leg press and go deep with it, they pop right out of there. I have a theory on that. So I just got for my crossfit I'm the only crossfit gym around with a leg press I might add.

I got World High School's leg press. It's got to be 50 years old. It's great. But my so I've been playing with it a lot

because it's just kind of fun and you I don't care who you are you will not get a leg pump squatting like you will with that. Right.

With a leg press ever. It's pretty fun. It's the fucking tilt and elevation it just opens you up well the air is in your listen i'm a doctor okay the doctor i've seen the air in your intestines is going to flow to the top it's obvious right just like if you blue bubbles in a you know in there so you're tipping up. So the top is now your anus, as Borat would say. So you're tipping back. You're shaking things up. You've got that stretch reflex in the bottom, and it's just going to. And your butthole is really open.

Yeah, just always. Just like opening a beer can. Right off the top. That's pretty scientific, Tyler. Yeah. And you're absolutely correct. i went to college twice it doesn't explain why you don't fart more often with handstands though well i don't think you're as open with handstands i'm not pushing as hard either but uh i don't pee when i lift though no no i don't think i've ever peed even like a droplet

forced by lifting i have noticed though as you get older do you notice that i don't know if it's because i'm impatient or just incontinent did you ever notice that you just like don't god damn it there's always two drops that like make it into your drawers when you put when you get done taking a piss like if you can't that you you can't quite get shucked out of there until they come in contact with your drawers. And then it's like, yeah. Yeah, and I don't know if that's just because I should have waited another moment. But at some point, how long can you stand there shaking it? There's a rule like too long is considered playing with it.

I think Good Charlotte made the line famous, shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again. Oh, speaking of shaking it, did you guys have a Garth Brooks night? Oh, yeah, Professor Sean's. Yeah. Did you guys tie one on and get crazy? Yeah. Not like insane.

I've gotten crazier at a garth brooks concert before what i didn't see out of you guys was 75 consecutive garth brooks snapchat well did you see the very few select ones that i did this is i did i did enjoy you yeah yeah that's the that was the point but i did get uh i don't know if you guys know this well also i kind of wanted to watch it yeah well but that's what your phone's for you well also i kind of wanted to watch it yeah well but that's what your phone's for you can watch it through your phone you watch it forever it's hd right in front of your it's hd in your hands you don't have to look out there so garth brooks uh is basically because i'm not a country music fan at all but from what i can see garth brooks is

playing in sioux falls south dakota for like eight consecutive weeks, right? And he's doing like two or three shows a night. It's like tonight's his last show. I think it's two full weeks that he's like two shows a day for the weekends. Yeah. Is that Thursday, Friday, Saturday, just Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Well, he, he played a one show on the first Thursday, then Friday, Saturday, he played two shows each. I think Sunday was just one show. So I think he played like nine shows altogether is what it came out to be. And I'm doing some rough math here, but Garth Brooks is making like $700 million a week. You have to assume.

He's just like churning people in and out of these huge stadiums double time. Like insane amounts of money. Yeah. But, I mean, I'm curious what his net worth is actually because i i don't know also but i think like album sales he's up there with like the most all-time of any genre yeah because well because he most of his career was done when you could make money selling right right exactly like the 90s he came out now yeah he may not like he would make a quarter of the money right right

but yeah that's fucking but anyway so on my snapchat because living in this area what i've seen now for what feels like two months is just nothing snaps like if there's one and i've done this at concerts before actually like i've been that oh everyone does everyone's done it but You drink too much and you think, like, it's always like, God. It's like, I'm pretty sure I only snapped for, like, maybe eight. I think I sent maybe eight snaps last night. You're like, oh, my God, that was the whole thing. But do you know how boring snaps are of other people at concerts?

They're the worst. It literally doesn't matter who the concert is. It's like, man, that sucks. I actually do the same thing when it's people's kids. Yeah. As soon as your kid's playing, next, next, next, next, next, next. Like, right through it. But what I've seen now is instead of it being mostly people's kids jamming up my Snapchat,

it's fucking Garth Brooks. And the problem is it's the same garth brooks concert yeah the same times in a row the same venue just from many different places yeah happening in many different times you could see all the angles you could actually piece to if you could save all the snapchats you could piece together a full concert from multiple yeah so you could be the the tatterstone garth brooks snapchat special or I feel like I've been trapped in some sort of Garth Brooks multiverse where it's like Groundhog Day meets interdimensional travel, and we're just like, Garth Brooks again.

Garth Brooks from this side. Garth Brooks here. Every single possible Garth Brooks scenario on that stage has happened. Yeah, I actually never really connected the dots that he was playing for two weeks. I kind of just assumed... It's eight. Well, whatever it's been. It feels like Fargo, Minneapolis.

Maybe there was, I don't know. But it seems like it's been going on forever. Until now when you guys said this, I just kind of assumed people were hanging on to this stuff and just posting it periodically over the weeks. It just never clicked with my brain until right now that that's how long he's been going. The night we went to the concert,

he played a full two and a half hour concert. At like three o'clock. Yeah. Oh, they start that early? Yeah, because... Really? I mean, our concert starts at seven. He doesn't come out until 9.30.

If you're going to put on two shows, I suppose you have to. He did it a while back at the Target Center a few years ago because I was there i went there we went to that um a basketball game that was like maybe the day before or something like that and um and i remember a guy i work with went to the concert it was like 19 000 people moved into the thing had a three-hour concert got out got cleaned up 19 000 more people waiting in line outside got moved in like that is a fucking mechanical hurting of people yeah yeah and the uh fanaticism at a garth brooks concert hard it's pretty intense like um i've been uh professional basketball games professional

football games professional baseball games and like, and heard some pretty loud cheering and stuff like that. But when he gets the crowd, half of his concert is hit literally. I don't know how he does that many concerts because half of it is literally just him sprinting and jumping across the stage. How does he feel so fast? Throwing things and getting, he's just covered in sweat. His shirt is always like completely sweat through. How many wardrobe changes does he do? I don't

think he did one in ours but his shirt was literally like it was like a dark blue and you could completely see his sweat through. Part of me wanted to hear that it was like a fat country Lady Gaga just constantly changing 40 new outfits. He could and like he would sweat through like 10 different shirts really easily but like when he gets sweat through like 10 different shirts really easily but like

when he gets the place like yelling like you know how like yelling one side versus the other stuff like that it's like legitimately deafening where you're like whoa like he could he could he is commanding these people yeah could get them to do whatever crimes he wanted even he's like oh my god he's like the power i have with this finger and he's like goes like that and it's like insanity like if he if he asked outright on that in that concert and he said garth brooks was like listen i need somebody from section 7e whatever it is it would happen i need you to jump off into the deal. You are going to make show history. One of you in that front row, just fucking do it.

And I bet you 80% of the people in that row would do it. Oh, yeah. We'd all jump in. You would have done it. If he said, Tanner Baird in Section 16C, I'd be like, I have to do this. And like, yeah, Garg, let's do this. You would just. I mean, if he asked someone to kill for him,

then and there, you get the vibe that some people would. Someone would do it. Yeah. Like, people are seriously going insane. He's like the David Koresh of country music. I don't even know if that's the right reference. Is that the Colby guy? Yeah.

If that's not his name, I know what you're saying. I grabbed one. You guys got the idea. Yeah. But it was uh i would say even if you don't like country music even if you don't like his even if you don't like his music you if you went to the live show you'd be like well fuck this is fun you know like i don't even hear what he's saying like because i don't like country music at all but i'm pretty

sure that i would still probably know like 80 oh Oh, yeah. You can't like live around here and not know that. That's part of the thing about his concert is like every song he plays. And he constantly says, you guys don't want to hear. I know when people go to concerts, none of you guys want to hear the new shit. You all want to hear me play my old shit. He doesn't have new shit though, does he? He does. Oh, really?

Yeah, he has like an album. But he even says it. He's like, no one's here to listen to me sing that you know like he's not really pushing it yeah yeah uh but yeah like even people that hate country music you'd go and be like well i'm kind of drunk and this is yeah everyone's screaming i would be a little upset about the seven dollar beers yeah i mean i'd have to mitigate that beforehand yeah yeah yeah That's the trick to that. Never. Sneak booze in your butt.

Concert tips. Like a true gentleman. Masonomics concert tips. Booze in the butt. Yep. Yep. But yeah, that's been what's been polluting my Snapchat. But yeah, concert Snapchats, never fun to watch.

It doesn't matter. Never fun to watch. It doesn't matter if it's your favorite if you feel like snapping your kids or concerts or mostly any of the things that you or anything with a filter on your face uh go ahead and keep that to yourself but coach hot dog all right there was like something yeah or he's eating hot dogs is that a game yeah i? Yeah, I don't know. Is that Snapchat rolling out? I don't know what that was about. Or my guess would be that Shane used Coach Hot Dogs so much. That he's on like a VIP pass?

Yeah. They sent him like the new Coach Hot Dog PS4 virtual reality game. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's I think about got us to the end of our time today. Do we have anything else we got to put out there? Any big news? Yeah, we'll save most of that for next

episode, though. We've got some really big news next episode, but I don't know. We should probably just wait. Oh, that news. Oh, my God. I mean, I thought about telling them now, but let's just... We'll wait until next week for sure. Let. I mean, I thought about telling them now, but let's just. We'll wait until next week for sure. Yeah, definitely.

Let the suspense build. But I would say it's probably the single biggest announcement that you will have ever heard from us at Mastanomics. Or anywhere. Anywhere. Probably anywhere. I mean, like. Yeah. I didn't hear anything interesting. We'll just say this goes all the way to the top.

To the top. Think about that. That's high. Yeah. I mean, like, we're talking, like, to the way to the top. To the top. Think about that. Yeah. I mean, like, we're talking, like, to the owners of the company. Holy fuck. Those guys are pretty, like, handsome and strong and important. So leave us a review commenting what you think the news could be.

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I'm also worried every time I watch that I was like, what if we only see those same people again? We're going to have to interview them all again. Like I'm not going to not

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Also, my go-to when I see the pictures of me with Stan Efferding is I want to just ask him, why don't my arms look like your arms? Or anyone's arms look like that. Or why don't your arms look like anyone else's arms? Dude's fucking arms are insulting. Yes. Also, go to Facebook. Make sure you like Maths and Comics on Facebook. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, right?

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