Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 440 - A Very Interesting Molecule

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

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All right. Yes. Hey, everybody Welcome to the podcast Matt. What have you got for him today, dude? I? See you too, man. We chatted briefly yesterday. Yeah, did you finish meth storm? No, it actually made me sad. Didn't make which word you get to I got like Probably 30 minutes in but my grub hub had arrived. Oh, and I started trying to eat It's a grub storm and then I couldn't eat because they were injecting into Yeah, and I had to turn it off. That's not just how hard and terrible their lives were as you get to the second brother No

There's so nice which one the one that gets out of jail No, that guy that one guy finds religion in jail. The other guy has like a he has like ninja shit you buy Ah, yeah, we got a watch that big enough loser someone opens a drawer and he's like here's I've never weaponry for you It's like a thirty five dollar like ninja blade ninja turtle fucking Try to dag or whatever that thing is. It's that called. I know you know I thought it was a sigh. It's not a sigh. It's something you grab like this, but then there's two Flare it's like a almost like a mini double sickle. Yeah Yeah, it's fucking so funny how dudes gravitate where they're like, yeah

I mean, it's obviously people have talked about it, but it still makes me laugh No, it's when dudes grab just like an advanced. Don't worry about hack premises karate. Don't let that get to you Especially on meth don't let witnessing hack premises get true Especially on meth and getting ninja weaponry One of my bros used to do it with airsoft guns. It's a dangerous fucking break-in dude if you break into a guy's house He's messed out with a katana. All they were doing is breaking in you saw the videos of the DEA and local police We're just busting into trailers. Yeah, and the dudes were so they don't all the guys go sir. Yes, sir When they were getting busted in there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're respectful dude. It was crazy

I like the in the beginning just a fat guy on the on a Porsche's like no They're like we saw we have video of you selling meth at the Walmart. He's like I Don't think I doubt it I think okay. Well, you got it. You're going to jail. Oh, all right. I hadn't done it wasn't me I hadn't done it. Yeah. Yeah opening scene of them all rip and meth in the car is oh, it's crazy That's what immediately. I was like, I can't watch this mother son. Yeah, it's injecting into him She's like all your veins too hard. It's hard. Yeah, we might be able to use this hole. That's already in your arm. Oh Oh, yeah, it's the whole family they're ripping meth and driving around. It's crazy

It's fun while it lasts It's a good day once that moment where the whole fans on meth in the car. Yeah, true You got about ten million I saw the witch doctor. He told me the name game in the car I did Shani Wani Bobonny FN螢 That would complicate I spy with my little eye The Shadowman He's spying everywhere

Bats We're in Bat country wait for six days. This is Bat Country The four horsemen of the apocalypse La Merれ рядом FN Random foe fair Banana game is great It's fucking awesome Yeah, Lameezy was at large last night. What was Lameezy up to? Host of the...

Oh, he's the host with the most at the big show. The comedy show. How often are you doing that show at Healing? I'm going to do it as much as I can before Philly's funny and star, so I'm going to try to do it every week. Nice. But... I got to get down there.

It's fun. I should have gone down last night. I mean, it's a drive. It's a drive for ten minutes. I should have though. It would have been fun. It's next week too. I will.

Just blasting out a new stuff. I'm trying to do new stuff every time. I need to do that. It's so fun, dude. That reminds me. We should promote dates towards the beginning. Yeah, I know. Because my greedy agents added shows.

What do you have coming up? May 12th and 13th. I'm in Cleveland and Pittsburgh. That's good. And I need those... Come on, guys. What the hell? Yeah, get out there.

Cleveland and Pittsburgh. May 12th and 13th. Also, we're doing that show. Me, Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen and Big J in Charleston, South Carolina. Oh, some gentlemen going down there. Yeah, some Yankees headed down to the South to raise hell. Yeah, dude, the big one right now is Comedy Connection, Rhode Island. That's this week.

That'll be fun. That's this weekend. That's a big one. Comedy Works Denver. You've done that before, right? No. That's not bad. Comedy Works Denver, that's the big one.

I mean, if that's not already sold out. I don't know. I haven't checked. That's probably sold out. The 11th to the 13th. Yes. Rhode Island's this weekend. Get the heck out there.

Get out there. What the fuck? And if you don't, you don't. You know what I mean? If you don't, whatever. I'm comfortable. Last night, we had a nice crowd of 65. I was delighted.

That's nice. That's fun to goof. 65, dude, with like a couple days to promote. I didn't think anyone was going to be there. It's fun goofing. So fun. It was perfect. It's perfect.

Yeah, I've gotten over a lot of that where I'm like, I know I'll at least get 60 people now, which is just enough. The Cleveland and Pittsburgh ones are fucking me up. You see that song? We got greeted. We had them both sold out. And then I think we think you can sell this out again if we add another. I'm like, all right, do it.

Try it. Yeah. Yeah. Worst comes the worst. You pack them all up front. I'm not doing that. My feelings. No.

So you, you sit where the ticket you bought. All right. Higher ushers. Higher ushers. Yeah. That'd be nice. Nope. Check his ticket.

I don't, he doesn't look like he could be up front. He's riff-raff. Go for the back. No, no, no. That'd be funny. If it was just like a hundred people in the very upper level. Awesome. That would be actually pretty sick.

Yeah. You could cheer them. Just be like, losers. I'm not a loser for not selling this. If I want to take it, I'd be right here. You're the ones who are losers. I'm making money. Come on, Pittsburgh and Cleveland.

What are you doing, dude? We had a relationship. Hurry up, dude. Yeah, Pittsburgh is definitely a no-brainer. Cleveland, I think, will be, Cleveland's in. Cleveland rocks. It's a middle, that's a heartland, dude. Yeah.

Chili capital. Sincy. Sincy. So Cleveland, I thought Ohio was all chili. Just Cincinnati, Cleveland. Cincinnati is the chili town. So Cleveland has nothing but the chili. They don't just rock and roll Hall of Fame.

Oh, okay. And the calves. Gotcha. And the guardians. So a little more sophisticated out in Cleveland. Cleveland's got a nice setup. Then those animals out there in Cincinnati. Cincinnati is known only for their bowls of chili.

Bowl hinders, dude. Good lord, dude. Yeah. Just in a truck stop, crushing a bowl of chili, taking a shower in the loves. Taking a shit in the shower. You're not even a truck driver. You're just shit in the shower.

LaMair, would you shower in a truck stop? No. No. Would you shit naked in the loves? No, dude. Why would you shit naked in the loves? Why would you shower in a truck stop? I can't do public shits or showers, dude.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm one of those. Just in my house, every time you come here. Just getting naked and shit immediately. You might have to get bigger windows in that bathroom. You didn't turn it from shitting in there. That came out to here. Yeah, it's stunk out here.

Dude, we listened to a book the whole way up here about like metabolic health, all this stuff. Comes up, he's like, gets a bag of chips. I go, LaMair, did you not hear anything about fatty liver? Yeah, if I watch one of those documentaries, it's like, all right, I'm keto. It takes two days. It takes two days.

And then I'm like, what the fuck? Who am I kidding, dude? They were saying that people get fatty livers now from sugar. There's people, when you operate it on, they ask you, do you drink? And if you're drinking more than five drinks a night, they have to hit you with Benzodiazepine when you get a surgery so you don't hit the fucking DTs.

Or in your hospital bed, they'll give you a couple. You're not going to get the DTs from five drinks a night. That's what this, dude, that's, taking it up with Dr. Peter Atkinson. Doctors just don't drink, and they're fucking pussies about it, dude. It bothers me so much. They're like, well, you're not supposed to have

more than two drinks. It's like, shut up, dude. Apparently, the Reservatrol study was complete bullshit, too. What's that? The stuff in that was like, it's found in the grape skin. It's like, makes mice live to like 500 years old. Total bullshit. They try to replicate that study.

Never worth anywhere. Mice? What? Well, they're saying like the Reservatrol was that stuff. Remember back in the day, like, dude, a glass of wine is actually like good for you. They try to replicate that study. No one ever replicated it. It was nonsense.

It was fake news. Pure fake news. But all he was saying is if a guy is upwards of, I think he was saying five or six drinks a day, you, after they're coming off a surgery, you got to give them, you got to give them Benzodiazepine. What are we talking?

Bud lights or glasses of whiskey? Probably fucking, probably three fingers. Six glasses of whiskey a day. Probably three fingers. Probably three fingers. Oh, fucking. Oh, Rocky. But, and everyone's different too.

But they were saying the, there was guys that would be like, the doctor would cut them open and see their liver and be like, what the fuck, dude? I thought you said this guy doesn't drink like he doesn't. And they slowly started to realize that people who are eating a lot of sugar get spotty livers from just sugar. Pretty nuts. I'm telling La Mer, I'm saying La Mer, dude.

Metabolic disorder is a fucking pathway to the four horsemen of bad health. La Mer. Comes off. You're already galloping. You're already, you're on the horse, dude. Don't let them try to take you off. They kept listening to stuff.

Ride that thing, man. On the way, a whole way over they would say stuff and I'll go, ah. Yeah, it's tough. It hurts, listen to that shit. Sorry, La Mer. It really blows, listen to that shit. Yeah, it's a bad one.

I was happy to shove that in that doctor's face. What'd you shove? When I had my chicken finger stomach. Like, fuck you. When I went in there, he was like, how much are you drinking? I told him, I was truthful. Yeah. I was like, oh, you have, this is your, this is pancreatitis.

There's no doubt. You have to, your stomach must be destroyed from this. What? And then we got the blood work back. He's like, no, your stomach's just fucked up. I was like, fuck you. Pussy ass bitch. I knew my blood work was fine.

Pussy ass bitch, yeah. Fucking pussy, dude. Although the blood work gateways keep moving and drifting towards unhealthy. Because it's the meat, it's the average. So what normal is now is not healthy. They're like, you're normal. You're gonna die like every other.

I have high, my blood sugar was high when I did mine. Really? Yeah, I get the beat, the beat is runs in my family, dude. My Paul has the beat is my mom has the beat is she has the beat is too. Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're, this guy is supposing that that's like that. Once you stop being able to kind of like process carbohydrates, everything else starts, unless you do something about it,

say everything else kind of unravels. Your brain stops working. Good stuff. Yeah. You get little, you get deposits. I want to hear you get little deposits of fat in your muscles that just sit there and they block. It's pretty nuts.

Awesome. It is actually pretty sick, dude. Sick. But he does talk about how sick it fat is. And he goes, dude, like, fat's the most secure place to put your excess carbohydrates. Because you have too much. You can only have like, dude, I was kind of pumped about that.

He was like, That's what I've been saying, dude. You have like five milliliters of sugar in your entire bloodstream at all times. You were saying like glucose or whatever the fuck it's called. You have five. And if you go up to seven, diabetic. Fuck.

So he's like the sugar game. It's dangerous. But if you can get that into fat, he's like, you're golden, bro. Do you store like fucking, I think like 50,000 calories of fat in your body. Ready to roll. Ready to roll. I might be one of those mice that lives around. You might do.

I'm telling you. The book. Dude, they're talking about fuck. What was it? La Mer? What was that molecule they were talking about in that world too? They don't refer to drugs. They go, it's a very interesting molecule.

Sodium carbonate. No. La Mer. Jesus Christ. That's the stuff. Yeah. What are you listening? Rapamycin.

Rapamycin. Oh yeah. Rapamycin. Pretty sick stuff. That's what I need to look into. Well, it's not approved yet, dude. Don't, don't worry. It's a molecule.

This guy takes it. What's Rapamycin doing? So they discovered it in the Easter islands in a volcano. It was an endowment volcano. I'm out. It's cool. Dude, I'm telling you. These guys are lying.

No, I'm telling you, dude. You know the stuff they give people when they have transplants? They give them that drug that supposedly does it lowers their immune system. That's Rapamycin. And the way it was discovered is pretty sick. And the Easter, some guy went to study the soil in the Easter islands because in this one volcano that was dormant, the locals are like, if you go lay in like the little, whatever it is, and there's like, I guess you could go into that little bowl.

Like you could go there and chill to sleep. I used to cauldron. You could sleep in that and you come out and you'll be, you'll feel better. And they're like, whatever. So they took soil samples. The guy brought it all the way back, started testing it. And there was this little, I don't know, it's not a bacteria, but it's some sort of like little, like a meba type thing that is the rap.

It's like the thing that they get Rapamycin from. And so the guy was working on it and he was like, there was some sort of, it did some sort of thing. I forget what it did initially. It was like a little thing. Oh, it was, it killed athletes with him. That's why it's called Mycin because it kills fungus right away. It's anti-fungal.

So he was like, all right, cool. It's an anti-fungal. It works on that too. It was just pissing on your feet. Oh, is it really? Yeah. That's pretty sick. I just piss all over my feet all the time.

Does that work? Phil told us that one day. He's very happy to make fun of him for pissing all over himself every time he gets in the shower. Especially the water doesn't really get your legs that much. If you're pissing all over your legs, you got some pissy legs. You got to stand out of the water stream. Do you ever piss in the shower and it feels like your dick sucks the water into it and

hurts? Hmm. I do that every now and again. When I pee in the shower, my dick goes on fucking retraction mode. It goes on retraction mode. I swear to God, it sucks hot water up into my urethra and it hurts. That's why I stand on the precipice and pee into my shower from outside of it. Yeah.

And then I get it. I like to do that. That's a good one. I've been pissing into showers at hotels a lot lately. Oh, you have to. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? But either way, dude, the guy discovers mice and whatever the fuck is going on.

No, don't turn the shower on either. No, let it sit. It's going. Let it pool. Then I get in the shower the next day and I'm like, it's fucking hotel sucks. Shower stinks like piss. You should go down. I think the maid peed in my shower.

Yeah. One of your maids tinkled in my shower. Bring her back up. I want to inspect it. I want to rub her fucking face in it. I'd love to have sex with a hotel maid. Dude, obviously, obviously everyone. Yeah, you want it.

They're the most coveted women on the planet. They're so nice. You hear the knocks and you go, will this be the one? Oh, so you're going to open the door and enter and keep entering after I go, ah. Seriously. For real. I'm in here still. It's noon.

I just woke up. No, I'm okay. Thank you. Yeah. You sure as soon as they come in, they're like, fuck, I'm coming. Yeah. When I was a young man, I laid in bed in my underwear one time. I didn't say it was a kind of a joke.

I wasn't trying to actually seduce them, but I laid in bed and like just like did like Greek politician pose. Nice. And like they, I was like, you know, there was like, I ordered like 14 apple juices. I was simultaneously running the thing. See how much apple juice I could drink. Yeah. So there's this trend.

You run an experiment. Yeah. I was testing out the Rapamycin. You were trying to get 9,000 milligrams of sugar in your blood. I'm on a cruise with my friend's family and it was free room service. That's a fun joke. So I was like, what? Ordering as much as possible.

Sexually harassing the person who brings it to you. Classic bit. In my boxers on the bed is being like, enter. You may enter. No, they never, you know. Gaze upon me. No, never bit. Pretty much.

You know, I was trying to go full seducers or my friends like hid behind the bed on the other side. And there's just a lady like, oh, here you go. I was probably nervously like. Yeah, I'm just joking. I don't want to have sex. I was joking. That was the reality of it.

I'm so sorry. Don't fucking tell my parents. She leaves me like, yo, what's another funny shit? Do you see me? How fucking cool. Relax. That was. Yeah.

Nice. Rapamycin is a powerful molecule, dude. I'm going to check into that. I'm going to take a look at that molecule. Check out that. Thank you for the recommendation. Powerful. I've been married.

Nicotine rules. Powerful molecule. Yes. All my dude. I don't know. Nicotine is the move. You just have to watch the delivery system. Now your delivery system is your delivery systems.

Terrible. I mean, would you, I mean, the whole, the whole trade off, you have to ask yourself, Sean, you say, am I getting gold coins from this? And in order to get these gold coins, we get hitting with a tricycle or a truck. It's a decision. It's a decision matrix, dude.

I'm doing all over YouTube right now. I'm in the middle of, I have health gurus and right. The most troubling. Why are we turning the health gurus? We've had doctors, dude. You're talking about healthcare 2.0, dude. Miss me with that shit, dude. Healthcare 3.0 is what we need.

We have the doctors. Doctors are fucking bullshit, dude. Are you sure they are bullshit and not the guys on podcasts? No, those guys know everything. Those guys seem to be legit. Dude, Hubert. They're not glory hounds. He talked to Hubert and Hubert went, yeah.

They're not glory hounds. Not at all dude. They're not coming up with crazy ideas to get more clicks. Not at all. No. Not in the slightest bit, dude. Not fucking at all. No.

Just give me a guy who's like, eat your vegetables. That's kind of nice. Paul Kogan was basically on this already. He was healthcare 3.0. He was like, eat your vegetables and take your vitamins. That was it. That's the end of the podcast, Hubert. He can just set it up, dude.

Go to church. Yeah, go to church, take your vitamins, eat some vegetables. Well, this guy's argument is that... Do cocaine at parties? True. I don't know much about... Not me. I don't know much about the molecule.

Not me. I still have never done... That's a powerful molecule. Okay, it seems to be a very powerful molecule, dude. It makes you feel cool for 15 minutes. So how much... Again, I have never interacted with that molecule. I'm not judging it at all.

How much stronger is it than coffee? Way stronger. Way stronger. Yes. Okay. But it's... Adderall's, in my very humble opinion, just as strong. Mestor. Yeah.

Okay, so as strong as Adderall? If you take an Adderall... If you take a 30 milligram Adderall, you're gonna be fine all day. I'd be a nightmare on cocaine. I've had nothing but tough times. You'd be such a good time on cocaine. I mean, obviously, but I'm saying... We'd have fun.

When you went home, you'd cry. You'd cry. I get a bad... The times I take an Adderall, I get severe reality distortion. If I drink too much and smoke enough weed, I break... I break out of the fucking matrix, dude, and it's a problem. Of course you do. It's an absolute fucking problem.

You might be Neo. It's an absolute problem. I can't tell if you're Neo or Morpheus, but you're definitely one of them. Dude, I have the last couple of times I've told you this before. The last couple of times I've drank enough and smoked a lot of weed. I break out of the... Do you know how much your behaviors are dependent upon what people think of you? Yeah.

And you get completely outside of that? Yeah. That's what alcohol does. But when you throw the weed in there... Yo, I don't give a fuck about your opinion. But then you throw the weed in there. Wait a second. I don't care what you fucking think.

But you toss the weed in and you start going like, I've completely escaped the matrix of human concern and human judgment. You're interlocked. You're completely... I see that, yeah. Yeah. Then when you get out of the weed, you start... Then you start reality testing.

You start going, what if I... What if I lay naked in front of the hotel lady? What if I get high enough to order 15 apple juices? What would happen? I slammed him. You slammed him? Yeah, of course. A shit?

Yeah, it was a pretty serious shit. Hit a wild shit? Yeah. I remember it on the cruise hitting any wild... You remember a shit from... What was that? Like eighth grade? Yeah.

Like maybe freshman year. If you remember a shit from that long ago, that's a good shit. I just remember going, okay, apple... No, I remember my head going, apple juice definitely gives you diarrhea. I had... It was like no questions asked. Yeah. 12 glasses blowout.

12 glass apple juice blowout. Yeah. Case fucking closed. Yeah. I mean, I am available. It's good you ran the experiment. We go on the Huberman Labs, dude. If they want me, I'll tell them.

You should. Yeah, well, if you drink 12 glass of apple juice, you will shit... You're telling the secret to shitting hard as hell. But healthcare 2.0 lets the disease gain hold and then it treats it. Yes. However, but healthcare 3.0 is like... Getting ahead of it. Getting over getting diseases.

Way ahead of it, dude. Never mind. I was about to say something very nasty. What? Say it. Well, I don't want to wish this on anybody, but... You hope that I die of a terrible disease. Not you.

Saying the health gurus. It'd be funny if they all came down with like, vicious dementia and shit. I thought about that. I thought about the guy specifically today. I'm like, well, this sucks. This guy has to live till he's 95. Yeah. We've been talking about shit.

Like Peter... No, who was the guy who... Atkins. He died of a heart attack. Everyone pussy. Dumbass. Yeah. Fucking bitch.

She had some carbs. Dumbass. Yeah. Like fucking idiot. Although you might not have... This guy's whole... This guy, from what I can see, it's like you have to... You have to exercise at least four days a week.

You say you have to be able to... No. You have to exercise four days a week. No. And you have to... Who says? Who says, dude? This is a free country.

Doctor Attia, dude. He's my new doctor. Fuck him, dude. I'm going to go for a checkup. I'm going to go, what does Doctor Attia think about this? Have you ever seen Huberman's, dude? Have you? Have you been listening to Huberman's?

Next time I go, yeah, I will say that. I'll go, they'll go, how many drinks a week? I'll go 50. And I'll go, but I have been listening to the Jocko and Huberman's. And I'll go, oh, all right, well, never mind. We don't need to even run this. Little big guy, you might have asked a couple questions, sir. What podcast have you been listening to?

Have you been waking up at 4 a.m. and doing jumping jacks? Dude, don't bring up the teams right now. The teams? That's a soft spot for me right now. Why? Because they're fucking fighting. Crenshaw's fighting David Goggins, dude. It makes me embarrassed.

Oh, teams are fighting each other? I mean, that community especially. I'll tell you what, the teams do not love the glory hogs. Dude, it's great. Crenshaw's claiming like he's the glory hog. I'm the real man of the fucking community. Yeah, he's got that eye. It's called the community.

That fucking arc. That eye patch. He's got that arc, dude. Don't tell me about the fucking community. Dude. I can't wait to introduce you to the teams. The community? We're going to meet the teams out in San Diego.

I'm Dark Ops. I was talking about the boys yesterday. I'm Dark Ops. They know about you, though. Really? You're big in the community. They've heard you're Dark Ops. They know.

They've got a code name for you. Dude, Crenshaw kind of attacked Goggins, dude. Crenshaw attacked Goggins, dude. You're going to show up in San Diego and they're going to go, oh, this is him. This is Morpheus. But as a community, I just want to make sure everyone's good, dude, because this whole risky thing. This is Codename Morpheus.

They're going to go, Codename Morpheus is here. Over. I just hope they're okay, dude. I mean, if I'm in the community, but you know, I'm community adjacent basically. We are essentially community adjacent. They're fighting online is the funniest fucking thing. That sucks, dude. Just Goggins being like, you don't fucking brav that.

He's screaming in Crenshaw. Goggins seemed to have the good response, though. He hit him with the receipts, dude. Well, Crenshaw. He hit him with the messages. Crenshaw is like, you're not showing the messages that I have. But then, dude, I watched this whole saga. I watched both their sides for the most part and it all seems to stand.

I could be wrong again. I don't, you know, I know the community has enough problems. I don't want to add, but Crenshaw apparently, and this looked bad from his angle. He reached out to Goggins as his publisher's request and said, hey, could you write a blurb for my book? Yeah. Goggins done checked the fucking inbox, dude. He didn't know.

You don't read that shit, you don't read that motherfucking shit. He's jogging for the next 14 hours, dude. He's busy. Not being a bitch. He doesn't check that shit, dude. He's not a fat pussy, dude. He's yelling at himself in the mirror. He's shitting himself, jogging 15 fucking hours in a row.

Which Crenshaw says, that's cool and all, but that's not what the team is all about. That's cool as hell. The team's about getting shot, dude, being heroes. That's what he said. So, fair point. He had a nice fair point. Goggins, 8-1-2, but Crenshaw is all started because Crenshaw asked him for a blurb. I don't think Goggins ever got back to him.

So then he went on a podcast later and the guy's like, what's up with Goggins? Where does he stand with the community and all? Crenshaw was basically like, I mean, kind of was like nobody really respects that guy. In words. Yeah, I heard that part. Crenshaw was like, I don't know one person that knows him. Exactly. Crenshaw talks about like kind of like fucking guys a jerk and he was like, I'm just stating

the facts. We don't talk about David. We talk about heroes, the guys who get like, so he named some guy that got shot 27 times and lived and then the guy eventually killed himself. But then I don't think Goggins knew of this guy. So when he was like, I respect heroes. He got shot 27 times. Goggins like, 27 times sounds like a dead motherfucker to me.

I don't care about dead guys. Then the guy killed himself. Crenshaw was like, that's a hero. Dude, of course you don't know about him. Yeah. It's pretty brutal. The guy was like in battle, got shot 28 times, passed out, woke up, shot a bunch of bad dudes and like got on a helicopter, took off and then just killed himself after that.

So, yeah, they were fighting but then, you know, Crenshaw kind of, all Crenshaw. By the 22nd bullet, you got to be like, all right, come on. Yeah, dude. Come on. Or just waking up and passed out from getting shot 27, I think it was 27 or 28 times. Waking up, dude, and just going, shooting your way out of this. The outband must have been using BB guns out there. True, true.

We must have airsofted them. One pump, baby. Good lord. What losers. Yeah, those guys stink. They'd shoot a guy 28 times. We were like, we got him and then he comes back up. He started shooting you.

What the fuck? Dude, you'd have to run. He blees. That's an he blees, dude. Yeah, for sure. That's an actual he blees. That is, dude. He shot him 27 times and he was shooting back demon.

You have to be like, all right, we got to leave this one. Yeah, you're done. I would just give up. Turn the game off. You got this game. Why would they make this game like this? It's life far so high. Bullshit.

Yeah. He level boss them big time. He level boss them. But yeah, it was they had a very unsavory fight on Twitter and I said, you guys, come on, man. Yeah, this is not what it's about. So the Army Rangers are the cool ones, dude. Yeah, dude.

They hold it down. I think we don't fucking brag about shit. Yeah, dude. It's a big problem in the community. I know. Seals truly hate those dudes. They're the Rangers. I don't know which ones they don't like because I figured the first respect.

Jaco when I was hanging out with the community the one time in San Diego, I'll let you meet these guys. It's pretty sick. Let me know. I was hanging out. They loved Jaco. I couldn't believe it. He's a Mustang, bro.

I thought he was a Mustang. He's a guy became officer through his battlefield actions. Not through. He's Mustang, dude. Yeah. Obviously respect them. Yeah. You know, and that's what he said about Goggins.

He's like, he didn't really, but I know dudes for the tour of duty, you know, in a way I saw a Goggins show his tours. Yeah, dude. Just because I didn't get shot in the fucking face doesn't mean I didn't do it. Motherfucker. He's got a fucking shit. Go back to being a fat pussy. He likes probably better.

Goddamn. Yeah. They're coming in for Crenshaw, bro. He's got enemies. Crenshaw seems to get enemies a lot. He's got enemies. I mean, he's got a classic bad guy. He is a bad guy.

I can't, here's one thing for sure, no jokes aside, you can't give him a nuclear codes. Who? Crenshaw. Why? He's got a fucking eye patch. He's a bad guy. He's going to push the button. True.

He is going to hold the word of hostage. I would, if I was debating, I'd be like, well, we, you know, we got to cap him here because he's going to ransom the White House. He's going to ransom everything. Yeah. Watch all the news. He's a bad guy. He's going to do something.

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They're probably unbelievable. They're going to show us big guns. We're going to go, oh, you guys are so cool and strong. They'll carry you to the show. What? Are they going to bring guns to the show? I'll demand that the teams bring. I might have them, I might have them rappel and clear the stage before I go on.

I'm going to have them flashbang the crowd before I go on. Yeah, they do roll, dude. Yeah. The teams roll. But yeah, those guys, it bumps me out when those guys do that. There was a trans team member for a minute, too. Really? I think he trans back, too.

What? I think he hit the reverse. Operation complete. Yes. Damn, so they went and then came back. Yeah, I think he did. Reverse, reverse. Back it up now, y'all.

Reverse. That's kind of nice. Get your dick back, y'all. That would be cool, dude. If you could genuinely get a good six months of Girl Brain and come back and be like, babe, I understand. I understand. Your eyes are just gray.

I've seen it. You're nuts. You're out of your mind. You had to call all your friends, but yeah, I'm actually not mad at you. I'm sorry. If you re-become a guy, do you get a better dung? If you become a guy again, do you tell them make it better? Obviously, dude.

It's time to build back better. Speaking of the devil, dude, he's back. He announced. Soda. He's back. He announced, dude. He's running. It's official.

So it's him versus Santas, really, and then it's going to be Biden versus JFK or RFK Jr. Oh, you mean Trump first. Oh, Biden announced. Biden announced he is. Sorry, I forgot he's Obama. Soda. Obama. Yeah, Soda.

Trump's Obama. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah. She, that's the one, that's the one that's like, they need that if they want to win. Yeah. I mean, if they want to win, run somebody. Don't run fucking Soda. Yeah.

Well, it's. The boy's gone. Yeah, they couldn't possibly. I saw an article today that was like RFK Jr. will be a problem for Soda. And I was like. I think he could be. He'll be a problem for Obama. Obama.

Because he's going to, he's going to take some votes from the Trump dog. Yeah. He's going to be a big splitter too. He'll be, he'll be like, he'll split the, you know. Again, once he talks once, everyone's going to go out. His voice has been getting better. I heard it. I heard it recently.

I said, I mean, I'm also used to it. I heard him. I heard him give a speech recently. I've consumed a lot of his content a couple of months ago. Yeah. Oh yeah. So get used to it. But yeah, at first you're going, ah, shit, man.

Yeah. He's got a speaker. I've been listening. I was listening to Dave Smith's podcast and he was talking about. Yeah. I peeped at every now and again. It's a good podcast. It is good.

That's why I always, I'll put that on when I come back from shows late night by myself. Yeah. He's good. Dave is really good. I literally like, let's do it and go. Oh yeah. That's definitely. I listen to it and I go, yeah, I guess I am a libertarian.

Yeah dude. Every time I listen to it. And someone's like libertarians are fucking retards. I'm like, all right, I'm not a libertarian. Yeah. You guys are right. That's stupid. I don't know what I was thinking.

I was just playing MLB the show and becoming a libertarian. Listening to podcasts. Haas loves. Haas is a hardcore libertarian. Haas loves that shit. But I mean, you know, it is one of those things. It's paradoxical in nature where it's like, I guess it doesn't mean you don't want any government.

You just want the least amount possible. So you have to conserve this. You go, how much government you guys want? They say we want about 30% and you go, I'll take 25. Yeah, give me 25. Give me 25. You fucking pussy. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, they could. We could get rid of a lot. I think the government stuff. You know what I mean? I don't know anything. I think they don't do a lot. You know, you could, you could like permit offices and shit.

It all be like automated where you just pay a guy comes out. Like you could have like Uber version of every, every city in the country that issues construction permits and all that stuff. Oh yeah. You have an engineer. You can have like a couple engineers running it, checking a thing, checking the specs and going, all right, sending dispatch a guy out to like verify. You could literally, I mean, I don't want to eliminate, you know, I don't want to start

eliminating a bunch of city workers, but it's, it's coming, dude. There's, dude, there's just, you get out of Philadelphia's permit office to get permits down there. And it's like, there's like 50 fucking ladies sitting there, just moving as slow as humanly possible. And it's, there's no reason that you've like bring them in physical plans and they go, okay. And they're like, we'll give it to this other.

It's like, yeah, no, they have attitudes, bro. You got bad attitudes. Got bad old attitudes. I mean, you're sitting in an office getting handed papers that you're just going, I don't know what this is. Yeah. It's just to go like this. That's what I do.

They fill the plans up in a big like 32 gallon trash bag and at the end of the day they just go and dump them. I've watched them do this. They just dump a bunch of like architectural and engineering plans into a pile and then there's all these engineers back there that go, oh, where do you go through these? I'm like, why don't you guys just go fucking paperless? What are you guys doing here? They're like, we couldn't possibly, the one guy came out again in the next seven years

will definitely do that. Easily. So easily. Go paperless. So easily. Yeah. It's coming for them, dude. We're going to, a lot of stuff's going to get automated and that's going to be.

Damn. Are those new shoes? They're new-ish. I've had these. These are my altars. They keep them clean. I switch between altars and my hokas. The hokas.

The hokas are too distracting. I wore them on stage and someone accused me of having cool- They are very distracting. The very, I can't wear them anymore when I do stand up, but the guy accused me of having cool shoes. That's because Mullen says that. What? He makes fun of people for having cool sneakers.

Yeah. What can happen? They are cool as hell. That's why one of these very original redditors repeated that joke. True. Why, I also was- You should have said joke-thief. Bitch.

These are not joke-thief. I should have rushed him off stage. I should have literally ran at him off stage. Yeah. We were like, fuck you, dude. Fuck you, man. That's so fucking hurtful. I'm up here doing my best and you're about to say shit.

Yeah. Why are you doing that? The hell are you doing, man? It's fucking bullcrap. Those are some flashy sneaks. They're so flashy. They're so flashy. These are more-

You have to be foolish, though, to think they're flashy in like a cool way. Yeah, I mean- They're not cool at all. I looked at- My decision I go, well, thank you. My decision I- Yeah, they're not cool guys shoes. My decision I just go, yes, please, I'll take this.

They're embarrassingly- Yeah. Gosh. They're just pure comfort vessels. Well, I thought it'd be cool to mix it up. You know, I've been going blue. I've been going blue great shoes. Those to me are cool.

Dude, these are so comfortable. Those are snazzy. These are the most comfortable. I want to do an ultra-commercial. Well, look at that fucking- You're showing ankles with cool shoes. Look at that toe box, dude. Excuse my ankles, dude.

Pardon me. Now, I got my tube socks on, dude. But yeah, dude, the wide toe box is huge. It feels like you're in your bare feet in these things. You can move around. Those things are scrunching you up. You got wide feet? If I have a son, I want to foot train him.

Like a Japanese woman. Oh, you're going to bind his feet? I'm going to bind my son. If I had a son. Give him cone feet? Give him just very petite, beautiful little feet. Yeah. I'm going to try it.

Yeah. It's a dangerous game. What? I'm making a boy with beautiful, dainty feet. Yeah, why not? He'll be sucked dry. Oh, by everyone, really? Everyone.

True. You could create the ultimate lady boy. You could work very hard for that. Purely bioengineered. Bioengineered. Bioengineered. No doctors. No 2.0s getting involved.

The old school. Just strictly bring him up as a lady. You're talking the old school. Force him to be a girl. Whoop his ass. Yeah, for real. Castrate him. Make him sing.

Unique. Unique. Having a unique son will be useful. You could use an advisor. Could I do that if I get the circumcision? Can I beg you, Doc? Get the rest of it. A whole show.

Yeah, while we're in here. Take the whole show. I need a trusted advisor. I need an advisor for my... Right now, LeMair's my only advisor. He's over there picking his nose. What are you doing? What are you up to over there?

There was just an airy hair on my face and I just pulled it. Oh, okay. Unbelievable. What's it look like? It's like short black and face. You gotta see him drive, dude. You gotta see him drive. Is he good?

No. There's no way he's a good driver. His consciousness lapses every fucking 30 minutes. He goes into a... Jam's a break and it's like, what the hell are you doing here? LeMair, are you a bad driver? No, I'm a good driver. Today was a bad drive.

You're disputing this. Today was a bad drive. Today was a bad driving day. Clear road. Kylo is the number one worst driver I've ever been in the car with. Really? Yes. Nobody takes a cake from Ajax, dude.

Really? My cousin Ajax is hands down the worst driver in the world. I'm talking like he'll do a full turn around while driving if you like... Yo, grab me that CD and we're like... He'll fully turn around. It's the funniest shit that I... Kylo rides people's asses the entire time. He's like, go!

Get the fuck out of the way. You learn how to drive. Fucking asshole. Dude. I'm in the car like, dude, stop. Stop. You're the person I hate when I'm driving. The person riding everybody's ass, like switching lanes.

It's chosen one artist. You're like, I'm the only one who knows how to drive. I need to get somewhere. Dude, it's like... I've explained that to my wife before. I'm like, all right, so these people... These are all in your way. You need them to drive at a speed that you like.

You need to rearrange the entire world to move at a speed that you like. Because you dilly-dallyed before we left. Because you're fucking off. You're fucking around. She would be so mad. You're fucking around. It's the truth, though. I used to do it, too.

It's like, you're late. You're going, come on. It's like... You can't even be mad at the entire world. Just be late, dude. Yeah, just accept. That's the thing, too. You had to accept being late.

Yeah, I'm late. That's what you're going to do about it. Yep. And then you say, I'm going to be a half hour late when you're only going to be about 20 minutes. You're like, hey, fucking... Look at that. Early.

I'm early. I got the worm. I got the worm this time. I sped up for you. I really worked hard to get here. I risked my fucking life. Traffic's insane. And I got through it.

Yeah. So I could get to the podcast 10 minutes early. That's dedication. I mean, you will only learn that at the teams, dude. I had a meeting with a company that was trying to make me do something, and they put together a pitch, like a deck. So we're in a conference with a giant TV screen at the end of this. The whole wall was like a TV screen, and they put up a deck of what they would do with

me. You would have loved it. What was it? It was embarrassing. So there's a different stills on the TV? Yeah. Yeah. It was a slideshow with pictures of me and their ideas for my future.

What were they going to do? Just like home town, Philly fucking based drinks. Just crazy. Oh, they're giving you the fucking, they're giving you the bird's eye view. Yeah. Even a thousand foot view. Yeah. So this was like a branding thing.

Kind of, yeah. I'm being vague. How was that? I was dying laughing. And the guy who was running it was like, you're not going to want to see this. I was like, no, I'd like somebody put together the deck. I'd like to see it. Let's check the deck out.

And it was so bad. It's like pictures of me, like, with like a, yeah. Yeah. That's tough. He knew it too. Yeah. While he was doing it. He was like, I didn't put this together.

He's like, we have marketing people. They were the ones who... They're the worst, dude. They're the worst. How many, so how many stills, how many stills was it? Of like different versions of like... It was just, yeah. It was just pictures they found.

The first one was the one with you on my shirt. Nice. Like your face. Like, here's where we think you can be in the next five, 10 years. You're just in a dress. The reason I brought that up is I was half hour late for that meeting. But I get there. They're like, here's some plans.

And I laughed. Did you laugh at them? Yes. Oh my God. It was the hardest part. It was lunch. So we got in, they had subs. These really nice sandwiches. Yeah.

But we started eating them and then they were like, all right, let's get started on the meeting. I took three bites of this thing and then it was just sitting in front of me. Dude, I was like... There was this half eaten sub on my plate while going through this whole thing. And I was just like... Just staring at this fucking... I stared at a sub for 15 minutes.

That was the meeting. You should have done what Jackson does. I leave food on the table and he goes... He just like licks near it. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough stuff, man. Because I would be like,

work pretty hard on that. And then you see and you go, God damn it, dude. Yeah. What did you say? Were you just like... No, I was like, great. I'll be in touch. Let's talk.

But it's... They're fighting your digital avatar. They're constructing your digital... You know, like in a lot of the world mythology, to see like you're like a doppelganger, like an image of yourself was considered actually like a terrible thing. I can see that. You know, that was like when a lot of the myths,

like people would see like... I can see how that might hurt. A copy of themself and go, what the fuck? Yeah. You go, that's not me. The hell? That's who you guys think I am. I'm not that.

I'm a man. I'm not a man. Gardar, what was that intro? You've just seen the fucking transphobic intro. I know, dude. Gardar gets ultra political. He does. You don't have any repercussions when you put out these

alt-right fucking intros. I thought it was funny. I'm the one who gets DMs. It's like, what the fuck was that, dude? I was really proud of that one, honestly. You can't do that, Gardar. I know, I'm sorry. Keep it kosher.

God. I amended it. Oh yeah, you took the sound. You took some of it out. The vile soundtrack off of it. Yeah, I was like, what was that? Aerosmith needs to atone for that song, by the way. I did the show last night.

I believe it was either the Gantman, Sydney Gantt or David James who brought up a movie from 1986. Remember Soul Brother? About the Harvard… The White Dude? The White Guy goes blackface for a whole movie. That might have been Beezer. Beezer loves bringing up that movie.

It wasn't the Beezer. He wasn't there. No, no. Soul Brother. I have like, I remember seeing that. There was a dude who does blackface for an entire… Yeah, very unconvincing blackface, too. He tricks a black professor and the black professor dogs and he's like,

you've got to do twice as better. And the guy's like, uh, okay, sweet. It's always the nose that throws you off on the blackface. There's nothing you can do about it. Makeup. I mean, you could go. You can get, you know. If you get a white, tiny nose, yeah.

You look like Elsa from Frozen, blackface. And the tiny lips, it's very difficult. Yeah, true. I have none. I could never do blackface. You? I could never pull off blackface ever. You don't think so?

No. I've tried. You don't think? Every Halloween, dude. Once they start selling that makeup, I go down. And then I sit in my house all day going, yo, yo, what's up? I go, dammit, it's not good enough.

Yeah, it's not. It's one of these. Yo, yo, what's up? Every dad. It's uncle, yeah. Every dad, dude. It's uncle and dad. Every uncle and dad's impression of a blackface is like,

yo, yo, what's up? Top of the food chain. Yo, yo, what you guys going to the hood? It's my favorite. Their jeans are up to here. Yo, yo, what's up? My uncle used to put his hat on sideways and go, yo, yo, Clifton Heights, top of the food chain.

Yeah, I don't know why they think black people are still putting their hats on the side like that. This was a long time ago. That stuck with the whites. The old white men? Whatever phase that was where black people were wearing their hats slightly to the side that rocked them. They were like, what the fuck is that seared into their memory?

I mean, that's like more so than sagging pants. Sagging pants, they're kind of like, all right. Sideways hat was just like, Jesus fucking, what the hell's going on? Yeah, that's not how you wear the ball cap. I remember wearing it backwards was a big deal to my father. Punk, punk. You're a backwards cap.

You're a punk. The problem is, I just looked like such a dumbass. He was right to be like, turn your fucking hat around. I was like, dad, you're just racist. No, I just looked like a fucking dumbass. Dad, you don't understand. It was kind of a punk move though. What?

Like, turn your hat around. I would get corrected. Turn your hat backwards and be like, come on, man, what the fuck are you doing? Turn that thing around and take it off. Yeah, they would correct that immediately. I mean, that was on par with the earring. I told you, I got an earring for one day.

Let's go with you. Punk, turn your fucking hat around. Dude, you got a damn hat around. You look like a jackass. Yeah, I had an earring for a day. My dad was like, take that out of your ear right now. He saved you. I'll rip it out.

He did the right thing. Yeah. Also, I had an early onset black girlfriend though in high school, so. That's nice. She got right in my ear, dude. I'm like, yeah, I would look cool as hell. Dude, diplomats came out when I was a freshman.

I had friends with the big fake diamond earrings. I was like, dude, those are so sick. But it never even crossed my mind to try it, dude. Phil would unleash. I used to puff myself up and be like, dude, fuck you. I'm good. As soon as I walked in, did a guy dirty out of a work truck, just being like, take that shit out and pull it out.

I'd be like, you're right. Absolutely. A dirty guy at the end of the day. Also, I think I was more afraid of getting my ear pierced. I think it would hurt. It didn't hurt that bad. I'm afraid of it. Yeah.

I don't like needles either, but it really didn't hurt that bad. It was actually pretty painless. I should get a nose ring now. Dude. Dude. Change nothing else in my attire. Go back to the deck. Take it back to the deck.

Why didn't you guys have any piercings on me? Nose ring and henna, extensive henna. Looking with Donna from the Ray of Light video. Great song. Yeah. That's so good. Song fucking rolls. Yeah.

That's tough. I feel like now it's like, whatever, backwards hat. I feel like these parents today, we're praying for a backwards hat. Yeah. Versus the other things. Better than a tucked dick and nut sack. You know, these other things you got to do. Yeah.

It's tough stuff, man. I'm hoping the fucking dongle him swings back, dude. When's the dongle him going to swing? I hope the dongle. There's some. But dongle, dude, dongle, man's gone, dude. What happened? Don lemon.

Terminated. Yeah. Why do they do a dual like? I don't know. Maybe maybe they're going to replace him with more so like bland. The establishment was probably like, all right, enough is getting unstable. Let's hit him. I think don lemon was very, very unliked and had a lot of problems.

Yeah, true. I think tuck was. Tuck was getting out of line a little. Yeah. Rupert Murdoch said. But he was also. Tuck was also. A poser, dude.

You think he's opposed? Looking to his past, dude. Well, what do you do? Wasn't he friends? Billy was telling me all this shit. When he tried to join. I don't know how reliable these sources are. He tried to join the CIA.

He was boys with the Clintons. I think he was MSNBC or CNN first. Was he really? Yeah, they're just act. They're actors. Sure. I could be wrong though, but talk. Talk was hitting some good points there towards the end.

Yeah, dude. Get me going. I had to take him off my YouTube because every time I'd watch one of them, I was mesmerized. I go, yeah, he's right. And I was like, my whole feed would just change. Tuck was boys with Hunter Biden. That's it. Was he boys with Hunter Biden?

Yeah. That could be true, but he also worked for CNN, MSNBC in the past, in the early 2000s. Well, you can't fault the man for the way, you know. He's a journal. You know, where he was working for. Yeah, he was a. True. I was actually watching a video of him give a speech last night before the bed.

Tuck? Dude, he'll get you. We're getting to the age too. I know. We're going to get hooked. I know. He was doing a speech about how, what the fuck was he saying? How, yeah, when he started out, he wanted to marry, he's a, he's a devout Episcopalian.

He was a Protestant, which, you know, questionable. Well, yeah, he wanted to marry his girlfriend at the time and her father was Episcopalian priest, tough as they come. It was like no job or job first, that marriage. And he just was like, fuck it. I guess I'll be a news guy. Yeah. I'll start it because he's, he's a son of a millionaire.

Is he? I mean, that makes sense. So he seems. Yeah. Yeah. This is when I knew he was a fraud. True. That laugh.

Packing, packing his in, showing off, packing his in. I was like, damn. That's kind of nice. Fraudulent. You were in Don LeMond, fucking slipped up and was trash. Who was he trash? Oh, he's trashing John Stuart. You ever see Don LeMond trash black people?

Oh yeah. What he did is. He was trying to pull up your fucking pants. Yeah. Damn, bro. Yeah. Yo, yo, what's up? Enough of that crap.

What do you know? He tried to trash John Stuart. I remember what's his name did Tucker and John Stuart butt fucked him for wearing a bow tie. It's just like nice bow tie pussy. He's like, ah. Well, that's not nice. Yeah.

He lemon came. It was hot Mike here. I only realized it was hot Mike and he goes, they said something with like a, they're like saying how he's a comedian the thing. And he goes, yeah, he really gets away with a lot with, like, he really, you know, they give him a lot with that tag or something. Yeah. And he goes, I mean, just saying like that he's under a lot of, he realizes

he's hot Mike and comes on. It's kind of funny. You know, he just realized, you know, for him, he's such a pivotal revolutionary. And it's, it's like, he's kind of shilling. He's fucking dork. Yeah. It's a tough role to play after you've been on camera. Yeah.

Dude, just like that Instagram clip I sent you that kid from Tennessee. Which one? That kid who works as a representative in Tennessee. Yeah. That was brutal. Yeah. Yeah. That was nuts of him just being a nerd on campus and coming out and be like,

what's up? It's like, dude, we had a little, we had a little racial strife at the playground near my house this weekend. It was very unpleasant. Nice. Very unpleasant. No, it was very unpleasant. What happened?

Dude, I come outside. I bring my daughter to the playground. These pretty diverse group actually, it was, you know, it was definitely, it was led by the Hawks, but it was pretty diverse group. We're playing soccer. That's Honkhaven. It is Honkhaven. Dude, look how diverse our community is.

Get what they're playing. They're playing soccer. One of the dudes there listens to the cast, by the way. I was just sick. Sick. They were playing soccer on the basketball court. So they were doing like three minute matches where there was no goalie. And you had to keep the ball within the confines of basketball courts.

These dudes were, it was like, maybe I don't know much about soccer, but dude, it was masterful. These dudes were like popping, kicking. And they had to like kick it in from like mid-court. And like a guy, there was like a defender, but he wasn't, he wasn't in the goal at all. So like the people would pass back and forth. There's some weird rules. Like I could tell there were like some people like you couldn't touch a ball at certain

times. But dude, they were playing this like street soccer in a basketball court, just ripping fucking goals in half. And it was awesome. We sat there and watched for a while. And these, there's these black dudes that like run that park, like they do like the maintenance and shit. And they came up and then his boys came up.

What the fuck is this shit? No one's here. People listen for playing basketball. And they started like gearing them from the sidelines of being like fucking bullshit. I'd love to see one of these motherfuckers try it. It was just like, you guys are showing your ass, man. These are elite athletes, dude, playing soccer. And then they were like, and no one was playing basketball.

There was a single person. Yeah. And they were like, Hey, we're sorry. We'll move off this. Like the people who weren't playing were waiting on the other court and like, we're sorry. We'll get off this. And there was like fucking pussy. These dudes were, they're like old fucking dumbasses, but they're talking shit.

And then like two kids came to play and like dead. I'm full. Yeah. Dude. It was they were like, you guys are hogging up the whole court. There's no one can play. Blah, blah, blah, blah. It was like, bro, this is a good thing.

These guys are playing a sport on the playground. It was racist. I watched old black dudes be racist against the honks playing soccer. And it was like, they were being cool too. They're like blasting Drake while they're playing. I get it. If I was an old black dude, I would have been like, pull your pants down. Put your pants down.

Yeah. Act right. Yeah. Dude, they were kind of like this shit. It was so cool. And I think they were like, fuck that, dude. Nah. The soccer was too cool.

It was so cool, dude. It looked like some like weird Madrid, like street league where they're playing. They were like, they were nasty. It's like Volta. What's that? It's the FIFA game of that. Is it? Yeah.

Dude, is it playing on a little basketball? Yeah. This was like, yeah, this was probably about like six on six, maybe, but it was. That's a lot. There's a lot of bros. Dude, it was foosball, but they were playing real life foosball. Yeah. It was so fucking tight.

I sat there. I was, dude, I was praying for the ball to come. At one point, the ball came near me. What were you thinking about? Knee in there a couple of times. I wanted to fucking kick it back, but I walked towards it. And then I was like, no, no, no, no. I chickened out.

I chickened out. Have you tried to kick anything? No. So hard. Dude, especially with that pressure. I literally chickened out of the kick. I walked up to the ball and went, nah, and walked away. And I looked back and it's just some mom like was looking.

I went, don't look at me. Yeah. It sucked. But yeah, that was, that was pretty uncomfortable, dude. Excuse you. Pardon me. Okay. I got hit with a race war myself this week.

Yeah. I went over to my friend's house to watch the boxing match this Saturday night. Fertile soils. I was the lone honky. And it was a battle, but I'll be honest, I was, I was chumming the water as hard as I could. I hit him. I hit him with my classic Prince socks.

And then yeah, it's so hard to defend against though. Because when you say, when you're like, when you're trying to prove your rules, it's like, he's definitely a talented musician, but yeah, it's kind of all you can. It's hard to name the hits tough. He does have a decent amount of like, all right, listen to fucking purple rain next day. All right, purple rain. Dude.

All right. That shit stinks. There's one there that you're like nice about the album. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Purple rain is good. Doves cries good. Doves cries. There's one that's like darling Nikki. That's fucking insane. I think that's the one about his sister though. That can't be about his sister. It's about being horny for a girl.

Well, there was. I met her in a hotel lobby. She was a bit of a sex fiend. Dude, what about kiss? Slow rec or vet? Come on, dude. Te Amo Prince came out with a song in like album in like 2001. Badass.

All right. I'm not saying he sucked. The argument was actually he's overrated. That's the classic argument. Yeah, true. Because black people tend to put him in the top 10. Of all musicians. And the only way I could argue is I could only name black artists that were better and they

would all be like, all right, yeah, I'll give you that one. But if I named a honky artist to be like, come on, man, get out of here. If you put Prince up against David, put him up against David Bowie. It's like. Same exact guy. Bowie, Bowie crushes Prince. That's fair to say. I think that's fair to say.

It's obviously fair to say, but you couldn't say that at that table. I had to name like the Beatles. That was the only white one I was able to get away with. I got it. I got him divided nicely though. I was like, you're saying he's better than Michael Jackson. Split the room. Divide the conker.

Classic pale face. You might as well have been a dude. It was so good. Every once in a while, somebody would be like, I agree with you. They had to be quiet. You're like an English man in North Africa. Divide them. I like Michael Jackson better than Prince.

There's another one. Yeah, easy. There's a whole night. Easy. Said Stevie Wonder. Definitely crushes Prince. James Brown. Definitely.

I mean, you're starting a movement. I think you're starting a movement. I'm bringing down Prince's legs. Prince is more cult following, I think. So you might be you might be on to something where it's like he's not as legendary cult following. He's there. Equivalent of like Bob Dylan.

It's like, dude, yeah, he's great, but come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan rules obviously. So does Prince.

Prince undeniably does rule. He's more sex though than Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan is a scream sex. The sex stuff pieces me off, dude. There's also that aspect of it. Yeah. There's nothing about Prince that I can relate to in any way. For sure.

Yeah. I think that's his whole mistake. True. I think he's nobody. If it gets like horny when they listen to it, they're like, dude, you want to make love to this? That's weird. It's just gibberish computer noises.

Shit. Skrillex dominates Prince, dude. Yeah. I mean, it was the 80s, to be fair. He was big during the gas period of music, known to man. Yes. Dig if you will a picture. Kisses the gym.

He does have a lot of really good ones, because I had to do my research in my defensiveness. True. Everyone was like, dude, you're wrong, Prince rules. Sorry to trouble you. The water is so good, dude. I got hours chumming it so hard. I was like, you know, Google who invented peanut butter? Just chumming it.

It was a battle. I was like, you had to be pissed off when you find out who invented peanut butter. Did you start the battle? Well, it was tough, because it started with, we watched a boxing match, and I, you know, Jamonte David, they were excited. It started, it was, there was a lot of racial discussions, regardless. I was the only honky there. Yeah.

So I could overhear some takes. Yeah. I'd be like, well, I don't know. I'll agree to disagree. But yeah. No, it was fun. It was all in good fun. Yeah.

It's a fun time. And I was just, I was hammered, just scream arguing, whatever point. You broke out of the matrix. I'm totally out of the matrix. Totally out of the racial matrix. I was, I was saying stuff. I woke up the next day just. It's exactly how I woke up.

Oh no. That sounds fun though. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think for everybody else it was very annoying. It was me and Sam Jay. Two of the most annoying people. Fighting. Ever to argue.

Neither of us will shut up. Neither of us will stop. No, dividing based on Prince and then. Prince and MJ was the easiest divide possible. Yeah. That was a quick, I mean, because you can't succeed the point. It's such a good point that you're going, oh, that opens the floodgates for so many other artists that you go, I mean, you can go like Otis Redding.

He's better than Otis Redding. And it's like, what are you going to, what are you going to do? Al Green. Yeah. I mean, you can just do that all day. You just keep going. All day long. And then it's going.

Yeah. It was fun. That's good. I got him going. I was like Drake. Fumon. Why Fumon? They don't like to take the Drake's better than Prince.

Yeah. I think that's a fair one for people to not agree with. Yeah. Well, if you're going to musical talent, obviously, let me go number one hits and he goes, if you're like, yeah, guy who can play the most instruments. Great. Prince is like, yeah, he's like Neo Chuck Berry, basically. For sure.

Chuck Berry, Adam to the list. Beast. Another one. Beast. Separate the artist from the art. The artist. Then he like shit on his. Ford strippers faces.

That video is unbelievable. Shit on his wife. Prince couldn't shit on his wife because he was addicted to opiates. So maybe he would have shed a shadow upon his wife as well. Damn. Shit on your wife. I'm just. No.

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No. No. No. No. Fraguian scale. I'm more of a pentatonic Mixolini. I'm more of a pentatonic Mixolini myself. I Hate the fucking Fraguian scale. I'm more of a pentatonic Missolini. I'm gonna eat off Halo Missolini Should we slide to the page? Yeah, definitely. Yeah hour 15. Let's slide to the page hour one. Whoa nice Perfect. Yeah, that Prince talk drag. It's the best. No, it's the best. Do not like it

It's the it's a fit dude. Honestly, it's a fair point at first. I was saying like and I wish I could let it go There's something that I'm stuck on it. I mean you have to listen to Purple Rain yesterday Well, it's one of those things people will spaz make the fuck out of here Then you go. No, I was making a case. I had not a man. I saw him ripping solos And I was like, here's his top five guitar solos. We didn't go I Don't know enough about guitar when I hear a solo like that. I'm like, I have no idea. No, that makes sense Some of it seems. Yeah, it doesn't sound pleasant. Yeah, it sounds most guitar solos sound like shit Somewhere, it's tough. Yeah, when it's like an electric guitar like

Especially here amount of context of the whole song. Yeah, what the hell is this? No, you're absolutely right. Give me some free bird That's a guitar solo. That is guitar solo guitar solo. That's top. I thought about releasing top ten guitar solo solo Free bird. Is it one guy playing that? Yeah, I mean, he's accompanied by the band, but I'm saying yes Well, then that's the greatest guitar solo I've ever heard free birds. Not yeah free birds Yeah Yeah, I'm a fucking rules. All right, let's switch to the page I'm not gonna stop talking about Prince. So if you want to hear me keep babbling about Prince and shit Keep going about shit. I don't know about

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