Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast - How Real is GTA6? | GTA COP SHARES HIS INSANE STORIES
Episode Date: April 7, 2024How Real is GTA6? | GTA COP SHARES HIS INSANE STORIES ...
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I must have locked up probably close to 70 or 80 auto break-ins.
It was like going to Las Vegas or a casino and throwing dimes in a slot machine.
You're just punching plates, punching plates.
This doesn't look right, that doesn't look right.
And before you knew it, you'd have a hit.
We would recover people's cars that were stolen years ago.
We would call them up. Did you own a 1995 or a 2000 Dodge Caravan that was stolen?
Yeah, we have it.
We got a car back to this little old lady and the car had like rims and like a sound system
that have moved the wax in your ears.
And she's like, what the hell?
it's like that's not my car like that's your car that's what it is now
hey vic ferrari is back he is a a retired detective with the nypd auto theft unit and he's back
and we're going to be talking about grand theft auto check out the video yeah the grand the reason
i thought about it this whole thing is because of grand theft auto came out they came out with
their trailer i guess the the actual game's not going to be out in for about two years but
you know, you're, we had had that discussion and, you know, the name of your book is, is Grand Theft Auto.
Well, I guess is it one of them or it's one of them?
Yeah, I've written a series of behind the scenes, NYPD books and one of them is Grand Theft Auto, the
NYPD's Auto Crime Division and that's loaded with funny stories and things that went on, the whole
NYPD's Auto Crime Division, chop shops, exporting cars out of the country, things like that.
Right. So I was, so well, I, you know, after watching, I watched a few trailers.
and on Grand Theft Auto.
And, you know, I listen, like, I've never played the game.
But all these guys I have talked to, because I was locked up, you know, when those games started coming out and, and they were popular.
And I just, you know, and everybody loves those games.
And honestly, talking to you about your experience and the stories that you were telling are just are right down that the game alley.
And I was thinking we could go with kind of a whole, like, how close, you know,
how close is that game?
I mean, obviously, it's polished and, you know,
but the insanity of that game and working in the auto unit,
do you call it, what did you guys call it?
The auto crime division.
Our crime division?
How close is that game?
I mean, you know.
Well, I mean, the game, like we were talking about off air earlier,
we grew up in a generation of Pong and space invaders and asteroids.
Right.
Now video games, like there's a whole narrative with it.
And there's bad guys meeting and there's dialogue and then they go out and they're stealing cars and people are getting slapped around and there's pimps and hose and, you know, it's like a whole thing.
Listen, I mean, I've never played the game either.
I've seen like you have trailers and video, you know, my nephews years ago had it.
And I just, I couldn't get into it because it was just so, it's just too much.
But yeah, I'm sure they take stories from car theft rings or things that have happened with criminal activity and kind of intrigated into their games.
I mean, it definitely sounded like the stories we talked about last time.
Like the whole like the whole Chinese thing.
Like these guys were extremely organized.
You know, you steal the car.
You bring it here.
You take it.
They chop it up.
They send the parts here.
They send the parts there.
I mean, it, you know, it sounded like it was a fairly good, you know, you got to make it fun, but a fairly good simulation.
Oh, yeah.
And New York would, I mean, back when I was active in the 80s and 90s and 2000s, I mean, we were averaging 150,000 stolen vehicles a year.
So it was like shooting fish in a barrel, and it was just so easy.
And then when they started with putting those little MDTs, the little mobile digital computers in the police cars, you didn't have to keep bothering the dispatcher and run plates every 10 seconds.
and she would get pissed off.
You could just sit there and it was like,
it was like going to Las Vegas or a casino
and throwing dimes in a slot machine.
You're just punching plates, punching plates.
This doesn't look right.
That doesn't look right.
And before you knew it,
you'd have a hit and then you'd be off to the races.
And back then, it was just so easy.
And like early on, like one of the first,
the way I got involved with stolen cars is,
I don't know if you remember this,
but probably it all changed in the 90s,
but rent a cars,
The first digit of a rent-a-car license plate was a Z.
So you always knew if something was a renter car.
And people would rent cars in New York City and never returned them.
And then the renter-car company would send out a couple of notices
and the guy wouldn't return the car.
So they would go to the precinct to report it's stolen.
And we would just go around running Z plates and come up with hits all the time.
But that changed.
I think it was the early 90s.
You had this German tourist came into Miami.
And they rented a car from the Miami airport, and they got lost.
I don't know if they got lost returning or they're trying to get out of the airport.
And some thugs saw the Z plate.
They figured out there were tourists.
They figured out they had cash, and they carjacked them and killed them.
So then they changed it.
Guys would look for, you know, there were carjackers would look for those plates.
That was the problem.
They knew this guy's from out of town.
He doesn't know anything.
He's a tourist.
He'll roll his window down if I say, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Because he doesn't realize how bad an area he is in.
you know um so that's when they changed just say yeah we can't these we're making these people
targets yeah absolutely and then there was a big lawsuit with it then they you know changed the
license plates and they got plates like everything else but like i said it was just so easy
and i give me an example so when i work at the precinct level there was a a section of the
bronx it's um 233rd street and jerome avenue for those of you the new york city area
and it's right off a highway so people would park their cars they'd get off the
highway and park their cars along this. It's about a mile long stretch. And you've got a one side
of this mile long stretch, a park, Adam Chandler Park, which is woods, right? Then you've got
four lanes, two and go in each direction. And then the other side, you had woodlawn cemetery.
So there's no people around whatsoever. It's just people would park their cars on either side of this
one mile stretch. Then they would jump on the four train and go into Manhattan. What we used to do
is we would just set up, park our car with binoculars, and we'd watch people get off the train
and people that are walking, you know, they have a purpose. They got their head down and they're
just walking straight. We quickly figured out guys that are going to break into a car or steal a car.
They're always turning around. They're dusted themselves off. They bend down to tie their shoe
and look behind them. Their heads on a swivel. And then we would watch them break into cars.
and one we i must have locked up and been involved in probably close to 70 or 80 auto break-ins
or people stealing cars from that location but one time like i said thieves progress and one time
we watched this kid and he sits on he's sitting on the railing and he's sitting opposite these
cars and i just see him go like this i'm watching him with binoculars he's just kind of like what
is he doing waving at something gets off the railing and the next thing i know he's in the car
I'm like, how did he break into the car?
He's in it.
We roll up, the kid's in the car.
I forget if he was taking the radio or breaking the ignition.
There's broken glass in the interior.
He's got no tools on him.
There's no rock inside the car.
Like he's smacked.
We didn't hear anything, right?
So he was a heroin addict.
We bring him back to the precinct.
I read him as Miranda warnings, and he's starting to go through withdrawal.
He said, I'll tell you what.
He says, you buy me a soda, and I'll tell you how I broke into that car.
And I said, fair enough.
So I get him a soda.
And while I was searching him, I found in his pockets broken spark plug.
I thought nothing of it.
And he explained to me, he goes, I use ninja rocks.
What the fuck is a ninja rock?
And he says, you take a spark plug and you break it with a hammer.
And those little ceramic chips, if you toss it at a car window at a low rate of speed,
it'll break the glass and basically not make a lot of noise.
and it was like the lowest tech way I had ever seen to break into a car
because I lock guys up with slim gyms and coat hangers and car intent is bent
a certain way to get them fish inside and pop the door lock.
This guy, and then we quickly figured out it was a low tech way for guys to break into cars with spark plugs.
Yeah, I was going to say, I knew a guy that would, he would take a piece of tile,
ceramic tile, and he'd take a slingshot and he'd have someone drive by slowly,
a car and then he'd shoot it out the window and then drive off you know he'd knock the window
out but drive off and wait right if anybody noticed anybody come and then they come back and drop
him off and he jump in the car yeah there's something to do with ceramic and and and that
glass that it just breaks it but i don't even think he needed a slingshot and this guy was doing
obviously at a high rate of speed i mean he's yeah and these are big pieces
It's basically a rock
He was like
It might as well have been a rock
Hey it's a low tech way
It's little overhead to break into a car
But that area was just
I mean we would sit up there
And I mean
I figured it out in the early 90s
And I was still going up to that spot
Up until I retired in 2007
Another time we were sitting up there
And my partner and I
We watched these two guys drive
Buying a car
And I didn't get the plate
And the car drives up this road
about a mile and they come back and forth and I'm like, all right, they're doing something.
One guy lets the other guy out of the car and he drives off.
Now we're watching the guy that he dropped off and he's breaking into a car.
Like, great, you know what?
Let's follow them.
A lot of times we'll just jump on them, but sometimes we'll follow them to see where they're
taking the car.
They're taking it to a shop shop where they're taking it.
Well, we're watching this guy break into the car.
The other guy drives by.
I run the plate on that car
and it didn't come back right away
so I part of it goes you know what screw this
let's just lock the guy up that's breaking into the car
I said all right
we drive down the guy's in the car
breaking the ignition
we cuff them up we take him out of the car
where's your friend he's not saying a word
pretending he doesn't speak a word of English right
we phone in the back seat
I get into the police car right
we're going to call for a tow truck and I look at the computer
screen the car that's been circling around
with his friend is reported stolen
so like oh wow this is great
and his friend drives by.
So now we try to pull the friend over in the stolen car
with the buddy in the back seat, right?
We get them blocked in traffic.
I jump out.
I jump into the passenger seat with the car.
My partner is trying to pull him out of the driver's seat.
The car in front of us moves.
The guy takes off with me in the front seat of the car with him
and I'm fighting him in the car.
Finally got into an accident.
My partner ran up.
We dragged him out of the car and we got two for one.
We got the stolen car that they were driving around in
and we got the guy breaking into the car.
I have a question like it how often do you guys were you arresting people I mean personally is it like
once a week or is it like almost every day well when I was in auto larceny and then the
auto crime division I mean it was so easy back then uh you could have a couple of arrests a week
if you really if you really put yourself out there and you were eating your lunch in the car
you weren't going someplace to eat and sit down and kill an hour and a half and as soon as you
got your radios. If you put in the eight and a half hours to look for a stolen car, you could get
a couple of a rest of a week. Okay. What do they get? How much time do they get? It depends.
New York City, and it depends on the borough. So like Manhattan and Queens back in the day,
if you had a criminal record, and you could do a year and a half to three, and then it goes up,
you know, depending on your record, but places like the Bronx and Brooklyn where they tend to save,
they tend to save taking things to trial for violent crimes like rape and murder they'll plea out
it was nothing to arrest a guy and just look at his rap sheet and see that he's been locked up
15 16 times for breaking into cars and stealing cars and he's done 90 days on rikers island which
I wouldn't want to do 90 days on rikers island but that's better than going upstate right so he's
ready to take a plea oh yeah what do they get for cars it depends yeah it depends yeah it
It depends.
Like, you know, a lot of cars in New York were stolen back then.
It was the pests.
It was the teenagers stealing the cars to look cool and take their girlfriends around.
Or it was junkies and drug addicts that would steal cars to get around and commit other crimes and get high.
The guys that really knew what they were doing and were, you know, in with the chop shops and the salvage yards, they'd get a couple hundred of car.
I've seen guys get up to $500 to $1,000 to $1,000 a car.
it depends on the car right
it depended on the car and it depended on the thief and how reliable he was
and if they needed something they could call this guy up
and he'd have a car within hours or the following day
because you've got to realize something so
the auto insurance industry kind of fuels this
so say for argument's sake you get into an accident
say you've got a new Honda Accord
and you get into an accident
and you got front end damage
and you bring it to do two body shops
And Body Shop A tells you, all right, you know, you've got a $1,000 deductible, and it's going to take me about two and a half to three weeks to get your car back.
You go to Body Shop B, and he tells you, don't worry about the deductible, and I'll have the car back for you in three days.
Well, you're going to go to Body Shop B.
Right.
Body Shop B is going to get on the phone and call his buddy up and say, I need, you know, a 2020 Honda record to save me time that I don't have to paint it gray in color.
Yeah, okay.
And that guy is going to, but that's why that thief would get paid more money because he knows the next day or a couple hours later, that guy is going to drive in that car.
Okay.
I'm not sure how you fix that, though.
Well, LoJack changed a lot of things and then GPS because in the old days, the thieves would bring the car right to the location.
Right?
It would go right into a junkyard.
It would go right into a body shop.
They'd take the parts off it.
And then they drive it three blocks away where they call it Bones Truck, which is a guy that comes around and picks up the scrap metal.
And they know damn well what's going on.
And then they take the cut up car and they bring it to a scrap metal processor.
When LoJack first came out, right, we would get hits everywhere.
All of a sudden, and these guys didn't know about it.
So we would get in search warrants like every 15 minutes running into this place,
running places we didn't even know about like storage facilities and commercial space buildings that just looked like a regular non-discipline.
script garage and we'd go in there and there'd be 15 chopped cars in there and they were just as
surprised as we were but once lojack came out the strategy changed so then what we used to get is
we'd start getting these lojack pings and we'd find a car parked on the street somewhere so they
would park a car in the street to let it cool off to see if the car had lojack you know had lojack
or not well i mean don't they can't they search for the lojack i mean they were pretty big at that originally
they were big devices they did well look i'll get that in a second yeah they they they did the the
bad guys came up with away had to defeat lojack the first version of it and speaking of lojack so
we were very tight the lojack lojack guys had representatives that would work with the police and they
were usually retired cops and detectives that after they retired will get a job with lojack so i knew
one of these guys and he reaches out to us and he says listen i've got a bunch of guys from the moscow police
department because at the time LoJack was branching out in Russia. So he says, would you mind,
showing him how it works and doing with questions? Like, yeah, sure, bring them down, right?
So I'm expecting like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Red Heat to come down, right? Matt, when I tell
you it's about 10 or 11 guys and they look like thugs, like they were like middle age guys.
They look like bouchers in a Manhattan club, like just big, big guys.
were like rough looking guys with rough
knuckles like you wouldn't fuck with these guys
like they they were badasses
and their handler
the only guy that spoke English was probably
a KGB agent and
you know we're going through the question
and answer thing and like they were kids
in a candy store because they had seen all these
NYPD movies so they wanted to get into the police
cars and play with the sirens and shit
right and we get to the
question and answer segment
and one guy says something
to the interpreter and the interpreter goes
how you say how you get confessioned out of that guy was like oh no no no no no no no we have things
in the united states as miranda warnings we just don't go around tuning people up right and they're all
just looking at each other right because they watch NYPD blue over there and then the next question
was what kind of gun do you use to stop car like oh no no we don't shoot it that's a big no no
especially in New York we don't shoot into cars and they're just like looking at us like we're a bunch
of pussies right so one of the guys goes out to their car and he comes out with this with a box
and they start handing us these little gift boxes and there were these commemorative coins
i still have one around here somewhere it's um it looked like a bronze medal you'd win at the
olympics and it had you know it was it was written in russian so for all i know it said kiss
kiss my rusky ass capitalist pig, but it's something for the Moscow police department
commemorating their 60th anniversary. It was really nice of them to give us, right? We had nothing
for them. Absolutely. No one told us they were going to give us gifts, right? So now we look like
a bunch of douchebags. So I said, all right, I run up to the locker room and I just start
grabbing nightsticks and hats and just shit that's going to get thrown out and laying around
the locker room like old stuff. And I put it in a garbage bag and I run downstairs. And I run
downstairs and I'm like listen
that you know it was on short notice
I hope these the bag got
torn open like these guys were
fighting over shit right and my
partner's laughing he goes yeah these guys probably
fight over toilet paper I go you better keep your mouth shut
if someone's going to get their ass kicked and it's
going to be us I had to go upstairs
and get a second bag of stuff for them but
it was actually pretty cool meeting guys from
the Moscow police department
but you were talking about how the bad
guys defeated LoJack
that informant that I was telling you about and the
last interview we did that got us Mike Tyson's motorcycle.
Right.
He told us that this thief had a lojack detector and we said, there's no such thing.
And then we called up the lojack representative.
He's like, doesn't exist.
He said, that's what we thought.
And the guy goes, it does exist.
We go, we'll go buy one from him.
And it was a converted police scanner.
The old police scanners, you could change crystals, I think they're called.
There's crystals in them.
so it was like a Radio Shack police scan that they had modified the crystals and the LoJack
representative brought a vehicle and we turned on a LoJack we put it into the system he walked
around the car. It was like Boop Boop Boop that that device was FedExed. I think their headquarters
at the time was in Massachusetts. That device was FedExed up there and then they had as a result
that they had to change I think the box so the signal wouldn't leak out.
Hmm. Okay.
Um, yeah, I was going to say now what?
They have those apple chips and air tags.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, oh man, it's insane.
Air tags.
That's what I meant was air tags, that Apple chips.
Anyway, the little, they look like little, right?
They look like little.
I like apple chips better.
Yeah, it's way better than air tag.
Anyway, um, yeah, you could drop that in your, in your, uh, your wife's purse and
tracker.
So, you know, these guys are tracking people left and right, you know, um, but.
Yeah, I can't, I couldn't imagine stealing cars.
So what, what else?
We're talking about that informant.
I got a couple of stories that I had remembered last time.
I love the informant, by the way.
He's probably, he's, I bet you he's got 10 hours worth of hilarious stories.
If I think he's dead, but if he were alive and his English, he spoke and broken English, but that guy, yeah, that guy would be a show.
And then some...
What's that?
But do you say he went back to like Haiti, right?
Dominican Republic.
Oh, Dominican Republic.
Okay.
He, so here's a great story from him.
He, um, he calls us up and he tells us these guys that he's running around with.
They went to an auto auction and they purchased a Dodge, uh, they purchased a salvage,
you know, a wrecked.
Uh, and they were new at the time, Dodge Intrepid.
And he says, they're looking to steal a car.
They took all the VIN numbers off to salvage.
They threw it away.
they got the title they've got so we had the vin number we had all the information on this on this
vint kit and he says what they're going to do is the next this weekend or the next weekend they're
going to go out and steal another Dodge intrepid and change all the VIN numbers on it great and then
we'll pick off that car right so he calls us up and he says um yeah he goes out they they stole the car
this weekend and we said where and he he tells us the neighborhood it's in so we said all right
So I go to that precinct
There's no stolen vehicle report for a Dodge Intrepid
So we call him back and go, are you sure?
He goes, yeah, and let's just say for argument sake
He goes, I'm almost positive
It was on like East 79th Street
It's all right
So I kept going back to the precinct
And there's no vehicle report for it
So finally he calls this up
He goes, that car's never going to get reported stolen
What are you talking about?
He says, his friends went out
They steal the Dodge and Trepestep
they bring it to a garage
and they're just kind of going through the car
and they find a couple of kilos
under the front seat.
And they can't believe their luck.
So then they drove the Dodge Intrepid
up to Westchester County in Yonkers
and they burned it.
They says, he goes, so he goes,
check with Yonkers police
or I think it was Yonkers.
He goes, check and see if there's a Dodge Intrepid
that's been burned.
He says, because the owner's not going to report that stolen
because he probably thinks it's been towed.
Right.
You guys are waiting to lock them up.
And he said, those guys spent the weekend.
They sold the kilos for whatever they got for them.
He goes, and they were partying all.
They were buying drinks for the block.
And, you know, they were like heroes in that neighborhood.
But, yeah, we would hear stories like that from him.
You know, another time he told us about this Dodge Caravan where the VIN number was changed.
The car was stolen and they had masked it with a phony vent.
So he tells us where the car is.
and I do the research on the car, and it comes back as a wreck,
and I see the car, and we pull the guy over,
and the VIN number is cock-eye.
Bring the guy into the precinct, we lock him up.
And it was, I think it was in the 3-0 precinct,
which is just the outskirts of Washington Heights.
And we're in the precinct doing paperwork,
and I'm going out into the precinct parking.
And I'm going back and forth to this vehicle
and pulling the VIN out of the window and stuff.
And I noticed that the guys on the block
where we locked him up or across the street.
They look like crows on a clothes line.
And I'm like,
Why are they here now watching us?
Like usually after we lock somebody up, they're gone.
Yeah.
Why is the interest in this vehicle?
So my partner calls up the inform and he goes, listen, Vic and I are here at the precinct
and the whole block is across the street trying to figure out what we're doing with this car.
He goes, let me go up to the block.
He calls up my partner in L.A.
He goes, there's a trap, a secret compartment in the Dodge Caravan.
He goes, and there's weight and a gun in there.
He goes, I don't know where it is.
He goes, and I don't want to ever.
because, you know, it goes, so we started tearing that car apart.
And where the trap was is in the back seat of that Dodge Caravan, there was like an armrest.
And I forget, I think it was, I think it was hydraulic.
I don't remember.
We didn't go to try to figure out how to open it the correct way.
We just started pulling stuff apart.
And because the vehicle was stolen, we found a couple ounces of coke and a handgun.
But we just couldn't figure out, like, why the interest in this car.
and they were waiting to either steal it back
or get into the car
and get the weight in the gun out.
I wonder, do you guys,
if you grab a gun like that,
do you guys do ballistics on it?
Yeah, what happened?
Yeah, so when you recover a firearm,
I know how New York City does it,
you send it to the lab of the ballistics section,
and then what they do is they fire it into a drum of water,
and then, you know, they look at it,
and then if it's a semi-automatic,
they'll take the shell casing and see if there's a,
they can,
also with a striking on the shell casings.
There's a couple of ways they can see if that gun was used in a crime.
You know, when you're speaking about the trap, did you ever hear about that guy that
got, I think he got like 10 years or something?
He was making traps or making trap doors or whatever, secret compartments.
Yeah, yeah.
For vehicles.
And he advertised it and everything.
And of course, drug dealers were coming to him and bringing them.
And his whole goal, his whole thing was like, I didn't know they were drug deal.
It could have been for anybody.
It could have been somebody who wants to keep their gun there, wants to keep, you know, their money, their wallet.
Like, how am I supposed to know?
And they were like, now, like, you should have known.
He went to court and he went to, like, trial.
I think he got like 10 years or something.
Really, like the guys in the Bronx at least, over by Jerome Avenue, those guys were like Swiss watchmakers.
Like, you'd never know.
It was in the car.
You kind of had to, like, look under the hood and see if there were, like, unique wires in there.
But then that, you know, sometimes it was on piss.
with hydraulics where the dash would open or they would build up um they'd build up a box like
you'd look at the front seat and like the leg area for the front seat and the passenger seat
if it was off sometimes it was a box welded underneath i mean these guys were ingenious
with some of the stuff they they did yeah i wrote a i wrote a story about a guy who he was buying like
just a little bit of marijuana here you know what not even it wasn't a little bit it was he says
it was a little bit but whatever it was like 40 pounds 50 pounds
from a guy, and he'd been doing it a few months.
He said one day the guy was supposed to be delivering some marijuana.
And he was like, you know, he was a Mexican guy.
You know, of course, he was actually cartel.
He just had no idea.
Or maybe he just probably wanted to pretend that he didn't realize it.
I mean, so the guy pulls up in an RV and he goes, oh, yeah, come on, come in, come in.
He goes, we climb up in the RV and walk around.
Like, he's like, oh, look around.
He's like, we open up the stuff.
Oh, look, look.
He's like, no, you can't find it, can you?
they're like no what's up guy goes and plays with the radio like pulls a switch and turn something
on the dashboard and they hear this and he said literally in the carpet there's like a a sheet of
carpet and he said in the middle of the carpet a little you know 18 inch or one foot by one
foot section raises up like out of the carpet he's like you would have never known it was there
it was seamless and he said it only went up a
about eight inches and the guy reached his hands down and pulled a pound of marijuana out he said and
with a string connected to another pound and another he goes and he literally they pulled out
hundreds and hundreds of things like it was just one block after another after another
said it barely fit through and he said the whole bottom of the thing was just filled with marijuana
pounds of it way you wouldn't believe it and you're right that there's like a whole sequence like
I've seen some where you put the car in reverse, you put the AC on, and then you hit the defogger,
and that would activate something to open up.
We used to recover, so like the last show I did, we were talking about tag jobs where they would change the VIN numbers on cars.
We would recover people's cars that were stolen years ago.
Four or five years ago, they didn't have comprehensive insurance, so the insurance company didn't own it.
We would call them up.
Did you own a 1995 or a 2000 Dodge Caravan?
we stolen six, seven, yeah, we have it.
And it was so funny because some of these cars were like tricked out cars.
Like I remember one time we got a car back for this little old lady and the car had like
rims and like a sound system that have moved the wax in your ears.
And she's like, what the hell?
It's like, that's not my car.
Like that's your car.
That's what it is now.
And she's driving away with this thing with like speakers that you can hear it two miles away.
But there's a story where I think it was a.
in the 4-7, they recovered this woman's car
was reported stolen years ago
and she gets it back
and again puts the car in reverse
and does something and a trap opens up
and she finds a kilo or Coke
and like a tech nine
and she comes to the precinct
with this stuff in a shopping bag
and she's like, you know, the desk goes like,
what can I help you with Hunt? And she's like, yeah, I found this in my
car.
So, what else is going on?
What?
What?
I'll tell you the cockfight story.
Okay.
So it's probably, wait a second.
Did you notice that like there was like a little thumbs up thing that came up over here?
Yeah.
And a little heart.
What is that?
I'm not doing it.
I thought it would.
know you went like this and all of a sudden it made a heart i noticed that before because i
was telling a story and i saw a thumbs up pop up that's not on my end trust me i'm not that tech
savvy to do something either i'm thinking this is like what what what is this like i'm wondering
if it actually has incorporated that yeah it's i've i think i have might have seen it before
do this do a do a heart just for a second
Yeah, that, see, see it?
I see it. It's not me doing it.
No, I know that, but it's not me doing it.
Like, I didn't, like, I, I, nothing.
We've been hacked.
What's going on? Weird.
Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
No, no, no. It's probably about 2000.
I know when this happened, because it was around the time I got my first dog.
It was probably around 2005.
And I had come up with a couple of arrests that weren't auto theft related.
I walked into a bodega
and it was a gambling den
like they had leaf tables
and they were counting all the policy slips
I locked a bunch of those guys up
another time I locked up a guy with a gun
so my lieutenant calls me into his office
he goes listen
he says love what you're doing
he goes stick to autocrine
vice does vice
just stick what I go
lieutenant I just happened
he goes I get it
auto crime so you got it boss
so about a week later
my sergeant calls me into his office
He goes, we're getting killed with these Vespa motor scooters.
And at the time, it was like the hottest new item, these little Italian mopeds.
And all these, you know, hipsters were buying them up and then keeping them on the Upper East Side of Manhattan.
And they leave them outside.
And people were stealing them.
So he goes, we're getting killed with these things.
I said, I know.
I said, but they're motor scooters.
He goes, just make the prop and go away.
I said, all right.
So I start pulling all these theft reports.
And I'm running the bin numbers and the plates on these stuff.
stolen vespas. There's like seven or eight of them and like got stolen a month from the same
neighborhood. And I see one of the vespers gets recovered up in the South Bronx off the
Grand Concourse in Hawkestone Avenue, right? So I go, okay, there was an arrest made with that.
Probably a bunch of kids from that neighborhood are driving up there stealing him. If I go up
by hawkstone in the grand concourse, I'm going to pick off three or four kids driving these vespers
and I'll make the problem go away. So my partner to go up there, driving around, no vespers.
Okay. Well, it's all six-story tenement buildings there. It's not private houses or anything. So all those six-story tenement buildings have basements and sub-basements underground. And usually you have a superintendent of the building. He lives down there and he takes care of the building for free. And in these subterranean things, you have like these common areas where people store their motorcycles, their bicycles, snow shovels. It's storage.
right so i stuck going building to building we knock on the basement doors the super comes out
and they're proud to show us their underground layers right and they're opening these things up
and no vespas so we went to about five or six right i told my partner come on let's just do one more
we go into this last basement and i can smell weed i can smell weed burning right so we go up to
the door and pound them the door and i'm hearing giggling and the door opens up and the super
looked like tattoo from fantasy island
he had perfect jet black hair
right and he's looking at me and his eyes are glassy
and he looks like he's going to have a heart attack and I go
Poppy I said um
he's he's short he's short like tattoo
yeah okay and he's got jet jet black hair
and I go poppy I go would you mind if I could
look in the common area would you have a problem
with that he goes no
I said oh okay
could you it goes okay
and he's shit and bricks
and we're walking and it's like the closer
we're getting to this common area the slower
he's walking and he walks up
it was like a rolling wall
type thing and it had a lock
with an ass spawned holding it together
and he dropped the keys
and I'm looking at my partner like
what the fuck is going on that this guy is so nervous
he unlocks the lock
takes the ass ball up and he pulls apart
these doors and he turns on the light
Matt I kid you not there must have been about
50 roosters
and hens running around
the fucking floor, right?
And I'm just looking at him
and he's looking at me
and then there's little cages
or pods that are stacked
about five feet high
that's got,
I guess those were the fighting cocks.
He's got like a hundred
fucking roosters and hens in here.
Now, I know what they're doing.
This is either a gladiator school
or a breeding ground
or a training ground for cockfighting.
It's the Bronx.
You know, this is in Indiana.
And he's looking at me
and I'm looking at him
and I go, any Vespas?
He goes, no.
I said, okay.
And he goes, okay?
I said, yeah, I don't give a shit.
He goes, okay.
And he locks it up, right?
We go upstairs.
I grab the cell phone.
I call my sergeant.
I go, listen to me.
Get the fucking cavalry down here.
I just walked into like the world's largest cockfighting ring.
My sergeant goes, yeah, but we don't do that.
I go, listen to me.
I said, all lieutenant is always looking.
My lieutenant was a good guy, but he was always one of these guys on the outside,
looking in like he always wanted to be part of a press conference he always wanted the next best
thing and I go I go he's going to love this he goes well he went home for the day he goes call the
ASPC I go fucking ASPC I said are you kidding me I says come on I says you know much overtime we're
going to make with these birds and making phone calls he goes he left for the day he says I'm
telling you call the ASPCA so so what am I going to do at this point right I already let the guy go
so do you remember in the early 2000s there was a television show i think it was called on animal
planet it was called animal precinct on animal planet it was the as believe it or not new york city
has the as psa police police and what they do is they're uniformed peace officers and they go out
and investigate cases of animal cruelty and there's a whole television show about it on um on tv so anyway
I pick up the phone and I call this number and I recognize the guy's voice from TV and I'm
breaking his balls and he goes, what do you want? And I said, listen. I said, and I explain to him what
this is. And he goes, how many birds? I says, there was like 50 free range birds. I says,
and then you had another 50 stacked in pods. And he goes, oh, this is going to be huge for us.
Thank you so much. He goes, I'll tell you what. He goes, we're going to look into this.
He goes, if we get a search warrant, I'll call you. You can make some overtime. You can come.
come along with us. I said, all right, deal. I don't think nothing, I've, like, think nothing
of it. A couple of weeks go by, and I take a couple of days off, and I'm helping my dad
put up this small fence in his backyard. And we rent an auger, you know, that little corkscrew
thing that drills holes. Well, New York City isn't like Florida. It's very rocky and a lot of
roots. And my father is drilling this thing. He doesn't think I know what I'm doing, so he
takes the auger from me and he hits a root and my father starts spinning around in circles.
And I'm like, dad, let go with the auger.
So I had to like chuck him off.
So while I'm laughing at him, my phone rings.
And it's the guy from the ASPCA.
And he says, listen, we got a search warrant for the place.
He goes, we're going to hit it first thing in the morning.
You want to come along?
I said, no, you know what?
I said, I got to help my dad put in this fence.
I said, I'm going to be off for a couple days.
I said, you know, good luck with it.
Thank you.
Gets off the phone, right?
Day or two later, I go back into work.
it's on the front page of every paper.
ASPCA police smash New York City's largest cockfighting ring, right?
So I think it's funny.
My sergeant comes up to me, he goes, was this what you were talking about?
I go, yeah, how many cockfighting rings get exposed?
I go, yeah.
He goes, oh, wow.
He goes, that's really cool.
I said, yeah.
Do you know he goes and tells the lieutenant?
Then the lieutenant calls me into his office.
He goes, why did you call me?
I go, you guys told me to stick to auto crime, not getting involved another thing.
And, but yeah, I was involved in the New York City's largest breakup of a cop fighting ring that started with Vespas.
And no, we never, we never figured out who was stealing the Bespans.
I was going to say, why?
If the guy knew you were a police officer, you'd just seen all that, like, and you guys didn't show up for weeks.
Like, you would think they would have immediately started moving the birds.
Yeah, I would have.
But he probably figured, you know, it's auto crime.
They don't give a shit.
And I really didn't tip my hand.
I just said, well, Vesp is?
And he's like, no.
It's like, all right.
And I just turned around and walked away.
Yeah, I would have.
I mean, that would have been the first thing.
I would have been on the phone, like, get these, get these birds out of here.
But what?
I know of, I've got, you know, multiple examples of like the secret service or the, well, more like the secret service showing up.
And they're like, they're like, you know, the guy's house.
And they're like, you know, the guy's like, look, I've got.
He's like, do you have anything in here that we should know about?
He's like, I got a gun.
He's like, yeah, we're not the ATF.
I don't care about a gun.
He goes, well, I said, I've got some weed.
And he's like, yeah, we're not the DEA, bro.
I mean, like, do you have, you know, whatever they were, they were investigating.
Actually, in that one, they were actually like stolen credit cards.
He was like, you know, it was like, no, that's all, you know, I've got that and I've got the equipment to make the cards.
He's like, okay, cool.
You know, never said anything, never charged him for the other stuff.
I've had, you know, different examples where the DEA comes in.
They're like, yeah, we're not worried about this or we're not worried about that.
just minor things so it just depends like my lieutenant you know he probably in hindsight because
there was a press conference with it that's why he had a shit fit right but you know short of that
yeah they they just like you said it's kind of compartmentalized stick to this well you know it's
funny too sometimes they get a bigger crime and they could care like you know one of the things
I did with these fake people that I never really talk about is the fact that all of these guys like
I always stick with the mortgages because that's when you're bar.
borrowing 200,000, you know, 150,000, 300,000. But, you know, I would have credit cards,
you know, because these guys have perfect credit. So I'd run up their credit. They'd have 50 or
$60,000 in credit cards. They would have. And so, you know, you're arresting me and that you've got
a bunch of fake people, but you've also got credit card fraud because I've got like six credit
cards that total $60,000 or $70,000. They don't even charge you for that. That dollar amount
would never even enter into the equation.
It was always just the bank fraud for the mortgages.
Yeah, I guess they figure they got you, why file on and that might have something to do
with the judges.
Maybe they get bent out of shape where they think they're overcharging.
Right.
Or maybe too, like if it wasn't, keep in mind if it wasn't mortgages and they'd grab me
for the for the like a fake identity with the credit cards, they would have charged me for
the credit cards.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If they could have proven thing, yeah, that they would have come at you with that.
Right. Like, I think the credit cards were so minor in comparison.
You know, you borrowed a million dollars in mortgages and you've got $40,000 in credit card debt.
Yeah. It's like pennies, I guess, the way they look at it.
But so, what else?
All right. So in the, probably around the early 2000s, late 90s, they started with airbags, right?
And airbags started showing up everywhere. And thieves quickly figured out they could get, I know in New York City,
they were getting $500 for a set of airbags.
So once those things came out, car dealerships were getting hit.
It was nothing to see like just people driving around with holes in their dashboards.
And they'd go to salvage yards and junkyards.
And they'd sell them their airbags back for $1,500 a set.
And they were paying the thieves $500.
And there was a guy in the Bronx.
I can't think of the name of the place.
He was basically one of the biggest buyers of stolen airbags.
And he knew they were stolen.
And what he was doing was, he was shipping these things out all over the country.
And he was paying the thieves in check.
In check.
So that's how we were able to catch all the thieves.
But so one of the guys in my office came up with a plan.
He went to the feds.
And with the FBI, they set up a, they started up a bogus company in New Jersey.
Bogus post office box and everything.
And then they started calling this guy and having him put airbags.
and shipping them to New Jersey, once you do that,
it's mail fraud, interstate transfers, stolen property.
And we, he got locked.
I mean, he made millions over the course of like two or three years.
But like the amount of thieves we round up just because the check cash in place was right down the block.
So it was just like they just went to the, you know,
who was cashed in these checks and for all these airbags?
And a lot of the thieves went away federal for it.
You know what that reminds me of?
The, you know, these people that can, you know, you can go into stores and basically as long as you steal, what is it, less than $1,000 or something in L.A. or in California, there was a guy who was giving people orders, you know, homeless people and stuff to go into this store, steal these items, come back out and I'll buy them from you. And he was putting them on eBay. He said he had like a warehouse filled. He'd started a store on eBay. He was, he was making tons of money. He did it for like two years straight till they busted him.
I was going to say that they, yeah, we're talking about it, so obviously they caught him.
Yeah, they'll do that.
And, you know, it's almost incentivizing theft because if you, you know, you keep raising the limit to a felony.
You know what I mean?
It's just incentivizes because nobody, everybody knows, I'm not going to go to jail.
And if I get caught, it's going to be slapping the wrist.
Well, I'll pick up garbage on the side of the road for three days, community service, and that'll be the end of it.
Anything else?
With the airbags, we used to, one time we were in a McDonald's park a lot.
in the Bronx getting coffee and this new newer Nissan I think it was a maximum or an
ultimate drive-by and it's got a temporary plate that look photocopied and it's missing the
two airbags so my barn up get out of the drive-th line and we'd pull up we'd pull them over in
the park a lot and the guy hands me all this bogus paperwork and I go what is this he goes it's a
96-hour permit go what's a 96-hour permit he goes well I'm test driving it
I said, for 96 hours.
He goes, yeah.
I go, I go from, it was north of South Carolina.
I said, dude, give me a break, right?
He goes, no, he goes, that's how they do it down there.
And I'm looking at the paperwork.
I go, well, you're going to have to drive really fast.
I says, because according to this paperwork, the car's got to be back by 6 o'clock tonight.
So I said, wait here.
Now, this is before cell phones.
So I walk into the McDonald's.
I asked the manager to use the phone.
I call the dealership in South Carolina.
And I said, this car isn't coming back, report it's stolen.
I go, he's out on a 96-hour permit.
The owner goes, what the fuck is it a 96-hour permit?
So I knew.
So they did a lock count.
He goes, yeah, that's my car.
He goes, I don't know how it got up there.
So we were able to lock them up on that.
There was another kid one time.
I mean, this is kind of scary, but one time, I'm in my office and I hear another detective
talking to somebody on the phone, and he gets off the phone.
He goes, I just got the weirdest phone call.
And I says, what's up?
He goes, it's a jilted lover.
He says, this guy is calling up and he says his boyfriend goes to clubs in Manhattan.
And what he does is he goes into the coat rooms.
He sneaks into the coat room when the Czech girl leaves or something.
He gets in there.
And he goes through people's pockets and he grabs their car keys.
Then he walks around the neighborhood of the club hitting the key fobs.
And if he can open a car, he steals it that way.
He says, okay, I never heard of stealing a car.
that way, but it's kind of interesting.
He goes, well, he's got a car parked up in the Bronx.
I said, all right.
I says, well, let's go up there.
So it was three of us.
We ride up there.
We see the car parked.
And it's early in the morning.
And one of the guys we're with gets hungry.
And he says, I got to get something to eat.
And we're not leaving this car.
He goes, come on.
It was like 10 o'clock now, at 10 of the morning.
He goes, I'll be back in 10 minutes.
So he leaves me and the other cop standing.
on the corner watching this car, right?
And I says, I got an idea we get this guy to move the car.
So we went into a bodega and we bought a dozen eggs.
And then we threw all hoodies on.
We ran by and we egged the shit out of the car.
Then we went back up to the corner.
And we're laughing.
Like I hadn't thrown eggs in a car in 20 years.
And we're standing up there laughing.
And the next thing you know, you see the lights come on, blink on the car.
And this guy was big.
Find out he was a personal trainer.
Guy comes down, he's wearing a canary fleece, and he's pissed, and he's flicking the eggshells off the car, like, all right, this is him.
So I'm walking on the side, told my part, I go, you go on the middle of the street on one side, I'll walk on the sidewalk on the passenger side.
I go, when he gets into the car, we'll just jump him.
so walking we got no car because the other guy went to wendy's and we're coming down the street
and guy gets in the car I run up on the passenger and I open the door you know I'm police don't move
and he looks at me and then my partner pulls open the passenger door he starts the car and now
he's starting to ram the two cars you know in New York everybody it's it's parallel parking
so now I'm in the car with him and he's ramming the two cars my partner's grappling with
them. I'm able to throw the car and park and get the key out and I throw the keys on the
side. Now he's got nowhere to go. So I run around to the driver's side and we're pulling on this guy.
Just get out of the car. Get out of the car. Matt, this guy was like 6'4 built like a brick
shit house, right? You know, me and my partner like 5-9, 5-10. He's got us by 40 pounds each
and he's just throwing us around like toys. You know, like I'm grabbing his legs and my partner
is going high. I'm going low. Finally we get him on the floor and we're rolling around.
My partner is like, you know, call for help, call for help.
And I'm like, I can't find my radio.
And I look and my radio popped out of my back pocket now and it's underneath the car.
And now like in the Bronx, a crowd is forming.
And all you need is one or two rebel rows and we're going to get stumped.
But the crowd was more, it was first thing in the morning.
It was more like older crowd.
And they were more curious and watching the fight like they were betting on the outcome as opposed to getting involved.
And I told my partner, I go, can you hold this guy?
like just an extra set it's it's so funny we're talking like the guy isn't even here and he's
listening to everything we're saying and I go can you just hold this fucking guy like an extra
second my partner goes to hurry up I reach out of the car I get on the radio I call for help
now I mean New York City I mean you got 40 50 cars coming and you can hear him and I told the guy
go now it would be a good time to give up right right all right right you got me so we get
cuffs on the guy right everybody shows up and we're covered in blood and I'm
I'm like, where the fuck did all this blood come from, right?
Like, I don't know if I got nicked.
My partner got nicked or he got nicked.
So we put him in the radio car.
I'm in the back seat with him.
My partner's driving.
And the guy, I mean, he's like, I got to talk to you guys.
And said, all right.
I says, well, when we get to the precinct, I'll read you your Miranda warnings.
It's just, we talk all day long.
He was, no, no, no, I got to tell you something.
I got to tell you something.
Like, what's up?
And he goes, I'm HIV positive.
He said, oh, shit.
Now, we're covered in blood.
Right.
all over my pants, right?
I said, all right.
So we get to the hospital.
We get another cop to watch him.
My partner, I run into the bathroom was like a closet.
We kick in the door.
We're like scrubbing ourselves with this hospital soap, burning hot water.
And we're looking, I don't have any cuts.
Do you have any cuts?
I don't have an open wound.
You're right?
The bad guy was the one that had the open wound, unfortunately.
And, you know, I was a rough two years.
Like, I remember the doctor telling us, because we could start, John,
this experimental cocktail of antivirals and everything and I says well what's the downside of that he goes
it's like dropping a nuke on your body he says it can you know it goes it can have adverse reaction
to your liver and kidneys he goes he goes I don't see any open cuts of wounds he goes you said it didn't
get into your eyes he goes I think you're all right he says but he goes you know you got to get
tested every I forget what it was every six months or something so like for two years my partner
and I were getting tested but you know turned out all right but I mean something
Sometimes you just think like a regular arrest is going to just go, you know, the guy's just going to put his hands behind his back and you're in the fight of your life and then you're covered in blood.
Listen, I worked as a car salesman for a for a dealership that used to be here called Reeves import motor cars.
I only worked there a few months.
But a guy came in, young kid, 19, 20 years old.
He came in.
He hung out with one of the salesmen, an older salesman, probably 45 years old or so in his 40s.
And so the kids walking around with him, test driving car after car after car, and come to find out, like through the grapevine, we found out that the kid had won the lottery.
And he had gone, and he told the.
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You know, told the finance manager and the car salesman that,
he had already gotten an accountant and the accountant said, look, you know, you might as well buy,
you know, you basically buy about a million dollars worth of cars, they'll depreciate, but you
will be able to take that depreciation and it'll help with your taxes. And like, he had this whole
thing that his accountant said, he said, so that's why he was driving cars because he needed to
buy a million dollars worth of cars. And they were so excited at the dealership. They gave him like
a Porsche to drive until, you know, whatever it was, like Monday, because
Monday, he was going to get a cashier's check.
But he spent the whole day with this guy on, like, Friday, right?
So come Monday, the kid didn't answer his pager, because this was back pagers,
you know, didn't answer the pager several times throughout the day.
Then Tuesday came, wasn't answering the pager.
So he's now had this car for four or five days.
So finally, and he had called and left several messages on his recorder.
So finally the salesman called and some guy answered the phone.
He was like, hey, you know, is Todd there?
And the guy's like, no, Todd's not here.
He hadn't been here in a while.
He went to Miami.
And he goes, and he said, went to Miami.
He's like, okay, well, listen, this is, you know, this is Bob from Reeves import motor cars.
He said, we lent him a vehicle.
And, you know, he was supposed to be back on Monday.
I mean, we're seriously considering calling it in stolen.
He goes, oh, man, did he get you with that lotos?
scam he goes what he said oh what he tell you he was going to get he won the lottery right and that
what he tells you guys and he's like yeah yeah look he said if i hear from him i'll tell him
he was like the guy showed up they catch him now he showed up a couple days later he just he
like stop you could leave the car and the keys right right right right right right like the next day
he had dropped the car off and left the keys and he's and then he was basically he does this like
every month or two he'd go get a dealership and they would give him a car
for let him driving around for three for really only for a couple days but he would keep it for two or
three more days but they think he's he's just lottery and he had the scheme the whole buying a million
dollars with the cars and depreciating them and taking them as depreciation like didn't make sense to me
but i'm not a CPA i'm not a tax person i don't know you know none of these guys were but yeah
and salespeople man i mean they hear that you know the commission on that it's like they're not
going to ask too many questions and he spent the whole day with them but you're this is a 19
year old kid he doesn't care about spending a saturday with you like he's been saturday driving driving sports
cars like this is what this is great and then i get then they're going to put me in a poor i'll convince
them to put me in a Porsche for a couple days it'll turn into five i'm going to Miami yeah and then
they don't want the bad publicity with it and as long as there's nothing really wrong with the car they're
not going to look to make an issue with it right so i thought that was funny that is funny that is funny
I wouldn't recommend doing it.
No.
Because if they put an alarm on that car,
because if they go to the police and put an alarm on that car and he gets caught driving the car,
then they're going to charge him with grand loss in the auto.
Yeah, this was back in, um, when was I at that dealership?
80, I want to say 89.
I think I sold it.
It was right after I graduated high school.
So it was probably 89 or 90 or something.
It was just during that time.
That's a rough way to make money.
What?
Car salesman.
I mean, I think so, and I think that, you know, my understanding is that a lot of the car salesmen, you know, they have drug problems, they have alcohol problems, they, you know, it's a tough business.
So you get a lot of these guys that, you know, and they work 60 hours a week because you're basically just sitting around making phone calls, sending emails, but you're basically hanging around most of the time.
so it's the same as when you walk in to buy a piece of furniture it's like they're just hanging
around and it's like you see them coming at you from every angle and the first one that gets
to you you know hi on marge um what do you if you need something please use my name like okay
have you ever speaking of furniture have you ever been in an ikea yeah keep in mind
when i went to prison there was no ikea so i went in one uh the one down the one down
here in uh i want to say it's in is it in st peter tampa i don't know it's down 75 man that place is
massive massive and there's no way to even really figure out like once we were like okay
i've been here for 45 minutes like an hour i'm just ready to go we couldn't find an exit i thought
if this place burns down everybody dies like they've got it set up so you can't get out
but what do you look at it that way that that's interesting
Listen, I look at everything as a scape.
We went, we went gator hunting the other day.
So, I mean, we didn't, I didn't kill a gator.
But, you know, we get on the airboat and it goes all through Okachobi.
And what's so funny about that, that's something that, like, my wife loves.
Like, she used to hunt and everything.
So, you know, we just went and she thought I should go.
But, and it's in the middle of the night.
And all I could think of was if I fall off this boat.
right if anything happens you're never getting out of this swamp you don't know which direction is which
and as they drive through at night the guy's got a flashlight right and it's like there's a pair of eyes
there's a pair of eyes there's a pair of eyes there's two eyes there's two sets of eyes there's two sets
there's a pair of eyes there alligators are everywhere everywhere it i thought not only that even if
the alligators weren't there you'll never find your way out you're so deep in that place but
the alligators would kill you and nobody would find your body yeah yeah panthers there feral hogs
no no this was in the the swamp these are airboats they're in the swamp so there's no land
it's about three feet deep maybe five feet deep and it's not and it's got these these um uh
sawgrass yeah that sawgrass but it's sawgrass that's like eight 10 feet high so if you fell in
the water even if you could stand up you you can't where am i yeah you'd never get out
Yeah, it's Lake Okeechobe.
You've seen that, you know, where Lake Okeechobe is in Florida.
It's massive.
I don't know that I'd ever get out of there.
That gators would definitely eat me.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Yeah.
So it was fun for about an hour.
Unfortunately, we were out there about four hours.
Did I tell you the story?
I became a cop for a small police department in Florida after I retired and down here in Florida.
And I spent half a day learning how to wrestle an alligator.
No.
I'm a city kid
You know what I mean
Born and Roe we had crime
We didn't have
Fucking wildlife
And they're giving you duct tape
And they're telling you like
To sneak up on them
And I'm like I'm not doing this
I'm like can't we just shoot them?
No we don't want you shooting alligators
I'm like but why not
You know what I mean
They hunt him down here
Like what if a road gate
It gets in a woman's kitchen or something
I'm not fucking around with duct tape
He's going
You know what I mean
Like I'm not screwing around
With Jurassic Park
Yeah they're they're at least
And you know what, well, and you know this.
Like it's funny because sometimes people will get nipped and they'll still die.
Just a little bit because the bacteria and stuff in their mouths is so toxic.
It'll kill you.
That'll kill you.
You just get, you might get away, but it did nip you.
It got caught you and you're like, oh, and you know, it's obviously going to hurt, but you think, oh, I survived.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You might, if you don't lose that arm, you may be dead in a week.
It's horrible.
Yeah, we didn't add that stuff up in New York City.
You want to hear the diplomat story?
Yes.
All right.
So I get a phone call from Director of Security for Mercedes-Benz in Manhattan, and he says, I got something here.
I don't know what to do with it.
And I says, well, what's up?
He goes, this Mercedes comes in for service.
He says, and the VIN number's off.
He says, so we contact Germany.
And they keep, you know, Mercedes, they keep records.
and he says, this vehicle that's sitting here, you know, that's getting an oil change, was manufactured in Germany for France.
This car supposed to be in France.
He goes, and then they, I don't know how he did it, but the car was taken in a home invasion in France.
He goes, and somehow it's sitting here in this car dealership.
He goes, and they're about to leave.
I says, all right, I says, get the VIN number, get the license plate.
don't hold them up I'll look into it right so run the VIN number you know it's it's made for
France so now what am I going to do with this well this was after 9-11 and after 9-11 the
NYPD started sending detectives and supervisors with Interpol to different cities in Europe
looking for extremists and terrorism before it reached the United States so I found out that
we had an NYPD sergeant in working in France.
So everything is five hours ahead or five hours behind.
I finally get a hold of this guy and I go,
listen, I got a mystery.
I says, I've got this Mercedes.
Can you look into it?
He goes, sure.
In the meantime, the car is coming back a couple of days later.
So my partner and I are like, we'll pick this car off.
So it's in lower Manhattan over by the Hudson.
We park on the side of the dealership where cars line up.
to go in first thing in the morning.
And the license plate the guy gave me made no sense.
I ran it through 50 states and it didn't come back to anything.
Here comes the car and it's got diplomatic plates on it.
Like, oh shit, well, that changes things, right?
You're not really supposed to mess with those people.
They have diplomatic immunity.
So I watched the car go in and my partner and I get out.
We go into the dealership.
It's a guy probably in his early 40s.
He looked like the bass drumming.
or for you too. Adam Clayton. He had like the wire him glasses, skinny jeans, very European.
And he was with this 25-year-old knockout. Beautiful girl. She looked like she was going to give
birth at any minute. And she was wearing like a chinchilla pelt coat. And they dropped the car off.
And then they're walking through the showroom and perusing and they leave. Once they leave,
I tell the director of security, I go, listen, I says, I'm already working on the VIN number and stuff
in France. I go, it's a diplomatic vehicle. I can't seize it. I got to go through proper channels
with this. I says, again, let them go. I says, now I've got all their information. He gave me all
their information. I says, I'll look into it. So a couple of days later, this NYPD sergeant in France
calls me up. He goes, yeah, that's stolen. If you think it's complicated now, it gets even more
complicated. So the vehicle was stolen a year or two earlier in France and a home invasion. Somehow,
this car stolen in France
is shipped to the United States
from Africa. So somehow from
France, it went to Cotivar,
which is right next to Nigeria.
It was shipped to the United States
in a diplomatic
shipping container.
And the country
with the diplomatic immunity
is Venatu,
which is, it's an island
in the Pacific.
So you've got multiple countries
involved in this. The one
is a diplomat, her husband's a Brit, but he shares diplomatic immunity because he's married to a diplomat
from Vanatu. I said, all right. I said, I can't arrest these people. I'm not even supposed to
like detain them. I'm going to go and steal the car. I'm just going to have Mercedes. See what
happened. I'll find out where they park it. And we can get into that. I've stolen a couple of cars
in the line of duty with search warrants, put in listening devices. But so, I'm
I'm going through that, and my lieutenant goes, you know what?
Call the FBI.
I said, all right.
So the FBI tells me, call the State Department.
So I call the State Department.
And they look into it and they go, yeah, this is some shady stuff here.
He says, but again, you know, it's very touchy, feely, please don't steal this car.
You're going to start an international incident.
I said, all right.
He goes, I'm going to reach out to this diplomat from Vanatu.
I'm going to tell her that the car, her husband brought into this country is stolen and we'd like it back.
And I said, do you think she's going to surrender?
He goes, yeah.
He goes, there's like three diplomats from that country.
They don't want to screw up their gig over here.
Right.
Calls me up.
He says, she's going to bring the car in.
I said, perfect.
So I show up.
And it's not the woman I saw with him, the young woman that's pregnant.
It's a middle-aged woman.
Very nice.
I don't understand.
My husband does international business.
This is a big misunderstanding.
But here, please, take the keys.
Like, okay.
Thank you very much, right?
get the car back and that's about as far as I can go with this
can't lock up diplomats right
the FBI and the State Department knows about this
I back off
about a month later
I'm in my office and the phone rings
and one of the guys goes
there's some English guy on the phone and he's cursing you
he goes you got to talk to this guy
he's pissed so I get on the phone
and it's a guy from England and he's like
he goes I was out of the country on business
and you seized our vehicle and you had no right to do it
I know what it is.
He's pounding his chest in front of his wife.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Because she's like, what the fuck is this?
And now he's going on and on and on, you know.
And I said, you know, I says, are you done?
I says, you know, that woman that I saw you with in the Mercedes dealership, the pregnant one, did she have the baby?
And he had a thing.
It's because, you know what?
I found funny?
That's not the woman that I met that surrendered the car.
Your wife is a little older, right?
Thank you, detective.
When he got off the phone, I never heard another thing about it.
He didn't know that I saw him with the young woman.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he had bigger problems at that point.
I don't know if she was listening on the phone,
but he couldn't get me off the phone fast enough.
He was cursing and jumping up and down screaming like Yosemite Sam,
and then he didn't want to play no one.
Yeah, I've never even heard of that country.
I didn't either.
It was on Survivor.
Oh, okay.
You know, as you tell your stories,
I think to myself, I wonder if I could make a short with that, you know, a short out of that.
That's, that's, you know, because your stories are great because they're, they're perfect for shorts because even though they take five or ten minutes, it's, it's easy to, to trim a five minutes story down for a one minute short.
You know, it doesn't take 30 minutes.
It takes 10, five.
And then it's easy to just, wow.
Yeah.
And that's, and that's what my books saw.
They're just, you know, my books, there's no beginning, middle end.
It's not like a novel.
There's a chapter about something.
And then there's three or four stories about things that happened to me, you know, during my NYPD career.
You want to hear about me stealing cars in the line of duty?
Hey, so you know what, you know what that reminds me of is that I was really fascinated.
Although I know this happens, but I was fascinated.
Did you watch Getting Gotti?
Yes.
where they like broke in and put the had put the listening devices in and you know they're they're watching and some guys coming down the street and everybody pulls out and then they go back and I thought that was I thought it was pretty interesting I'd listen I never broke into a mob social club but one of the stories is so we we had a case with these guys um they were Bronx guys and um West Indian Jamaica Guyana and they were they were going up to Westchester County which was like the county right next to us very affluent and they were still
dealing high-end cars, bringing them back to the Bronx, and they were into racing.
So they'd blow motors.
They were racing BMWs and stuff, so they would blow motors and get into accidents.
They would go up to Westchester County and steal these cars.
So we did a joint case with Janine Piro's office.
And at one point during the case, what these guys did was they stole a five-series BMW.
They changed the license plate.
And then they put a business card over the VIN number.
and they were using this five series because it was a nice car and they're going into an affluent area
and they're driving around Westchester County using that car
you know to drop guys off to steal cars and it was perfect because the car fit in the neighborhood
it could outrun probably most police cars it handled well they were always wearing gloves so
if they they had to abandon ship the car's not going to come back to anybody they're wearing gloves
there's no fingerprint this is before DNA and stuff so we figured out the
car was stolen. We got the VIN number for it. We went to BMW. We got a key cut for it.
So the plan was we were going to break into the car, take it, bring it someplace, and have a GPS
installed and a listening device that we could hear the conversations in the car. So these guys
How long does that take? I'm sorry? How long does that take to do all that? To do all that?
To get the key? No. You're taking it and you have to know that you can be gone for what, eight
hours, two hours. No, no, no. We got, we had this thing. So what we did was, um, the NYPD has a
highway unit. It's in the Bronx. It's where the highway cops, they're kind of like the state
police for the NYPD, but that's where the garages are. So on a midnight, we had our guys from
Taru, which are our tech guys on standby in this garage, like two o'clock in the morning. So we did
it like this. I had a key made. We had a field team, right? We knew these guys were,
They usually were done stealing by 12, 1 o'clock in the morning.
We waited until 2 to make sure they were asleep.
And they parked the car across, right in front of this Jamaican's house,
one of the feed.
So we did it like this.
I get dropped off down the block.
I was supposed to get into the car, move it out of the space.
And then once I left, we were going to put another car in the parking spot because
we didn't want to lose the space because the guy comes out and the car is across the street.
He's going to know something's up.
so I get dropped off
I got a hoodie on and these guys are violent
like actually one of these guys
got like five or ten years for that
case was deported to
Jamaica snuck back into the United
States and almost killed a cop stealing a car
in a car dealership in Westchester but anyway
I get dropped off
I get into the five series
put the key in the ignition
it's not starting
and I'm like shit did they disconnect
the battery did they put a kill did they take
I mean these guys are pretty tech savvy did they
put a kill switch in it,
call will not start, right?
I get out of the car, I go up the block,
I tap my radio,
somebody picks me up,
so we meet in a parking lot
somewhere, and we're going,
like, what do you think? What do you think?
I'll never forget one of the detectives in my office
looks at me, goes, is it a stick?
And I said, I didn't even think to fucking look.
It was so dark.
They dropped me off again.
I get in the car and I feel around it to stick.
I stick my foot down
the clutch, boom, the car starts right up. I pull out. I get on I-95, get off Pelham Parkway,
go down to the highway unit. Tech guys, as soon as that car goes in, the hood goes up, the
dash, they had that thing. We had that card back in an hour.
Probably a little over an hour. Yeah. And then we were able to track them, monitor them from the
laptop, because you're following guys, there's always, there's always that risk when you're
following guys, especially in the middle of the night.
You know what I mean? It's one thing to follow people in the daytime. There's a lot going on.
There's a lot of cars. At night, the herd gets thin. There's less cars on the road. And then you
notice things more. Like, that's the third time I've seen that red Jeep. You know what I mean?
That's the second time I saw that Crown Vic. So with a laptop, we knew the neighborhoods
that were getting dropped off. We were listening to what they were saying. And they all went to jail.
Okay.
But I was scared shitless. The second time going back.
to that car. I'm like, what if this guy comes out and, you know, start shooting at me?
Yeah.
Okay. So by the way, I don't know if you use Stream Yard.
I have. Okay. You know, I understand that there's a resume button, like a pause button,
but right next to it is the reset button. Oh, you could lose everything. You could lose
everything. And I've literally hovered over it for a second. And I was waiting to hit the button for
the person to kind of finish their sentence. And I happened to glance up. And I was like,
oh my god you should put like a piece of tape over your screen yeah i know you get fucked yeah oh i've
done that i've talked to somebody one time for 20 minutes and we had a great conversation it was a
she's a cold case detective and then all of a sudden i i was thinking of myself man this is a great
conversation you know which i didn't expect it to be and i glanced up at the because i thought
how long we've been talking and you know i looked up at the timer and it's funny it wasn't there
and I thought that's weird
and I went no
I never hit record
like I've done some stupid things
I don't typically do stupid things twice
it happens bro
I've been on a couple of podcasts where
not big ones either where
they for whatever reason they lost the file
or it didn't like you said it didn't record
and then they call you back and it's like
I'll do it but it's like
it's almost like we live in a date again
and it's the same questions
do the same thing. It's like you don't have that enthusiasm.
Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, now I've got to change things up or I'm going to get, it's
going to come off that I'm bored. Right. It's not, it's not going to go for a good interview.
How is your channel doing? Not bad. I'm getting probably about 600, uh, downloads or
uploads per episode. Okay. Is that, are you talking about on YouTube or? No, no, YouTube is a small
crawl just on, um, uh, Apple, iTunes and, and Buzz Sprout and all that. No, no.
know you the episode i did with you did well but i'm probably on that i'm probably on
youtube probably just average i'm just crawling out of that like 40 50 an episode right haven't
really figured out youtube yet no it's it you really you have to go on other people's programs
and you have to talk about your podcast you have to mention the podcast to drive traffic that
way or you have to do shorts i'm telling you shorts you're shocked how much they will drive
The problem is the short drive subscriber.
So people will go to your channel and subscribe,
but they don't really watch the videos.
It's a different crew.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, I'll mention my podcast at the end.
Yeah.
So what else is?
All right, so you want to hear me stealing cars.
All right, so I got the little cars that I stole in the line of duty.
Another one was driving around the Bronx,
and I see this Chevy Blazer parked
and I run the plates parked
I run the plate and the ear is off.
There's just things on that blazer
that shouldn't be on that blazer
so I do a whole history on it
I find out that it's salvaged
the whole nine yards
but the car is registered
to a fictitious person
so I'm like okay
if I pull somebody over
they're going to tell me
I barred it from a friend
right
right
so I need somebody to report that thing stolen
so what I do is my partner and I get a warrant for the car and did it in broad daylight like 10 o'clock
and it was a Friday like this time of year it was just before Christmas 10 11 o'clock in a nice
neighborhood we pull up with a flatbed truck I hooked the side I pull it out hook it up and
the alarm and had an alarm like shit and it's you know the alarm's going off and we're driving away
with this thing with the along going no one stopped us hey what are you doing I mean we're
dressed as cops, just was an unmarked flatbed truck and two middle-aged guys yoke in this car.
No one said a thing, right?
Bring it back to the precinct, take it out to the pound.
Monday or Tuesday, I go into the system.
Somebody files a report for it stolen.
So a couple of days later, I call the guy up.
The name on the report is different than the registered owner.
And I says, yeah, I've been trying to get in touch with the owner.
I says, but, and I forget what he told me that he had his name legally changed.
He gave me some bullshit story.
I go, but it's your car, right?
He goes, oh, yeah.
I said, okay.
I says, the ignition's punched and the radio's missing.
I said, I'll tell you what, come up to the precinct tomorrow at 10 a.m.
I says, but make sure you bring the title and all the paperwork and the insurance,
you're making the insurance payments on it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I go, you pay him by check?
Yeah, I go, bring me everything that you're paying the insurance.
You pay the registration.
Yeah, yeah.
Bring me all the evidence.
Yeah.
Guy comes, and it was funny because he comes into the precinct
and he's got like a folder of stuff.
And he's handed it to me.
I go, yeah, it's, come on.
And I walked him literally right into a jail cell.
And he's looking at me and he goes, he goes, he didn't recover the car, did you?
I go, well, I did.
But I know it's not yours.
And he goes, all right.
He goes, well, I want a lawyer.
He said, no problem.
So lock him up.
And then I start digging into his history.
And I see that he sold.
another couple of Chevy Blazers.
And I think it was a Chevy Astrovan, right?
So I go, these cars are probably stolen too.
Let's go take a look what these are
and we'll put more charges on them.
And I'll never forget the following week,
a couple of days later,
we go to this address in the Bronx.
Well, we go to this address in the Bronx.
It's a apartment building.
And in back of the building,
they have like a little parking lot.
And I see the car, this Chevy Astro van.
So I'm like, oh, good, it's still here.
We'll go up there and talk to this.
the owner of the car, who sold you this car
is a problem with it, right?
Sometimes people know, sometimes they don't.
We park, we go in front of the building,
we're going up to the building. Who's standing in front of the
building, but the guy I locked up.
That day, he was going there,
him and his friend were going to make that car disappear.
Okay.
So we got the car back and we recovered
that car, was stolen, and we wound up
re-arrested him again.
He was just about to, like,
maybe if I would have gotten there or a half hour later,
that call would have vanished.
Oh, yeah, they would have burned.
These guys are creative.
Oh, yeah.
It's just, you know, like, they're just off a little bit.
Like if he had the exact same vehicle, you know, then you wouldn't have noticed.
That's true.
You know, there's little things like that they're like, well, you're really close.
Like your scam's pretty good.
It's just a little, anything that's off, that it'll just mess you up.
And the third car, I had a steal in the line of duty was I locked up this kid with a BMW on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, had changed all the VIN numbers on it.
And going through his history, I saw that he had sold or purchased one time this Honda, same thing, big time salvage history.
I get a warrant for the car
and the car is registered as someone out in Brooklyn.
Same thing, fictitious person.
So I figured, all right, let's do the same thing all over again.
We'll steal the car off the street,
have somebody reported stolen.
So this time we didn't have a flatbed truck.
We just had like a regular tow truck.
Same thing.
First thing in the morning.
Hook it up.
No alarm.
Toad off the street.
Take it through Brooklyn, through Manhattan,
bring it up to our Bronx office.
And, you know, I opened the hood and the firewall's been changed.
and everything, and I get the hit on the car,
it's reported, stolen.
So now we're taking everything that's out of the car
and inventory in it.
And I get into the trunk, and I'll never forget
there was a gap bag, you know,
the blue canvas bag, you know, with the string on.
And I'm squeezing the bag, and I go,
there's money in here.
It just felt like money.
And my party goes, yeah, okay.
I said, no, I think there's money in here.
And I open it up, and I just see hundreds in bundles.
Whoa.
So we're looking at each other.
then we start laughing, right?
I go, he's retiring, and he was retiring in six months.
I think I was retiring in a year, right?
We start laughing.
I go, you know, if we were two other guys, like the guy that you had on, I said, I said,
let's go upstairs and give this to the lieutenant.
So my lieutenant's sitting at his desk, and I think it was 38,000, I think.
We go up there, and I put it on his desk, and he goes, what's this?
With 30, you know, it's money.
And he goes, holy shit.
So the NYPD, there's a whole procedure.
which seized money, you count it, you count it again, you run it through those money counters
and everything. And then it goes for what's called acid forfeiture. So what you do is there's a
unit in one police plaza, and I can't think of the name of it, but they test the money for
narcotics. Now, all money has touched narcotics at one time or another, be it someone had
weed in their pockets, someone rolled up a bill and snorted coke with it. All money has traced
trace him out to drugs on it.
So what they do is
they take samples of the money.
And I thought it was a joke.
The guy comes out with this little shop vac
and he plugs a chip into it.
And I thought he was fucking around,
but he was being dead serious.
He goes, wave the money.
What do you mean?
The money goes just wave it.
And as I'm moving it around, he's vacuuming.
And then they take that chip out of the shop vac
and they plug it into a laptop
of some kind of machine.
And it shows parts,
per whatever it shows like this this bill has been in contact with cocaine and has sheesh or
whatever so obviously the money tested positive for narcotics so it's late we're down to
one police plaza with this bag full of money and and then we have it in these bank bags and you
make what's called a night deposit i think it was it was a chemical or a city bank the city has a
contract with one of the banks that you put it in a night deposit box right so we
got all this money, we're going to go back up to the Bronx and drop this money off in a night
deposit box. And there's three of us. And my sergeant, it was me and another detective.
My sergeant goes, I'm hungry. I'm like, yeah, it's about midnight, but yeah, I'm hungry
too. He goes, there was this Chinese restaurant, was this hole in the wall. The address was 69 Bayard
in Chinatown. And if you went in there, I don't know if it's still around, but if you Google it,
you can see on the walls, if you went into it, it's like a little hole in the wall, but on the walls
or dollar bills
like hundreds of dollar bills
people write on them and stuff
it's just a weird decor
so my sergeant goes
well leave the money in the car
or the other detective goes
leave the money in the car and we'll get something neat
I go I'm not leaving that fucking money
in the car what are you kidding I go
if someone steals the car someone breaks into it
they're going to nail us on a cross
we're missing $38,000
so it's like that scene in Pulp Fiction
when jewels and the other guy
they're in the diner with that suitcase
with the gold shit in
Yeah.
We're sitting in 69 Bay audit, 1230 at night with $38,000 at our feet,
eating Chinese food.
And then we made the money drop.
And nobody reported that car stolen.
I think just before I retired, like a year or two later,
someone actually reported that car stolen.
And I gave that to when I gave the case to another detective and I don't know what happened
with it.
You should call, find out.
I'm retired 16, 17 years.
Paul, who?
They're all gone.
so how long did you work for that little police station in florida not long uh six or eight months
oh how come why what i went from working in in america's largest police department doing auto theft
and organized crime and then it was like working then being on an episode of reno 911 right you know
here i am in my 40s i'm new guys so i'm working midnight rightfully so and i'm drinking eight cups of coffee
to stay up at night and you know the game had passed me so now I'm going on the domestics
I don't want to listen to people's problems at this point in my life in my 40s the emphasis on
DUIs down here in Florida I mean it just they're all about the DUIs and it's like that was
there's no winning with drunks yeah the crying they want to fight you they're happy they're
piss it in the car it just the game had passed me by and it was time to do something else
and now I'm talking
I'd rather be talking to you
than driving around
in the middle of the night
wrestling alligators
or listening to
domestic violence call
okay
well I
I appreciate you
you know
doing this with me
you really
about your channel
you got to start doing shorts
you got to figure out
how to do short
I definitely am
maybe I could come up there
and what do you use
What software do you use?
Well, Riverside FM.
No, I've done shorts before.
I just didn't realize how effective they are.
Yeah, they are.
And you never know which one's going to suddenly get, you know,
200,000 views or a million views.
You just don't know.
So, you know, you post, you posted three a week and, you know,
and they're fun.
Once you get going, once you get doing them,
they really you know you'll put it out listen i could blow i could i could i could blow all day
with doing two or three shorts and and the whole day is gone next thing you know you're like
oh my god it's six o'clock at night like what's going on i've been sitting here for 12 hours like this
is insane and they get a lot of uploads on youtube yeah if you look at if you go to my channel
look at the shorts i mean i've got some of them have four five million views you know most of them
have five thousand ten thousand but i got tons of
of them that get 50,000, 100, 200, 300.
The one you and I did about Mike Tyson's motorcycle,
I think it's up to like 1.8 million.
Right, right.
Couldn't believe that.
And that drives, you know,
I don't know how much money that made.
You know, you would think, okay,
I mean, it doesn't matter because they're so short.
But when it gets up there,
it probably, it probably does have,
uh, did make a lot of money.
Oh, wait, that's the wrong channel.
I got, hold on.
I got, oh man.
Just no good at this.
I got these fat little fingers.
They're just,
here it is.
I hit the wrong button again.
There it is.
Okay, so watch, I can find out.
I've got that short,
and let's go by, sort by most viewed.
And yours is definitely,
oh yeah, Tyson's, yeah, 1.8.
It's 1.8.
And I can tell you right now, it made,
how much money did that make i mean for like literally it's what it's like 50 seconds or
something yeah it's it's yeah 1.8 and it's got it made 271 dollars
it's 271 that's great like that they our payment listen that's a that that right there if
i wish that each episode i did would make 271 that's great but that's one of those things you
have no idea you don't know what it's going to do um and it's
it's funny that Wade, which is a guy that runs a channel called Crime and Entertainment.
Yeah.
He, you know, he does them now.
He started off.
He was doing like just really shitty ones.
And I would call him up and I'd go, oh, what do you think of that one?
I'd be like, I think it's horrible, bro.
I think you, you didn't zoom in.
You didn't do this.
Well, how do I do that?
And, you know, so we talked and he played with it.
And probably within a week or two, he was sending me these shorts that I was like, wow.
Like he really.
I like Wade. He's good dude.
Yeah, he really did good.
Like, he's like, now he's doing like very professional ones.
And he's like, yeah, he's like, I can see that where they'll, they'll get, they'll get some volume.
And he is that I can see they are driving subscribers.
So, but I, anything else?
Are we good?
You want to wrap you up?
If I may.
Yeah.
So my podcast, it's the same off.
Fuck.
It's NYPD through the looking glass podcast where I bring on retired NYPD.
and we, you know, to tell more stories and there's a lot of funny stories for my books.
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