Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast - Insane Survival Story: Testifying at His Own ‘Murder’ Case
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Yvonne threw scalding tea on him while he was napping naked.
She gave me my best parts of my life and my worst parts of my life at the same time.
He suffered second and third degree burns.
And it appeared she had intentionally targeted his genitals.
I knew I fucked up.
I knew this wasn't going to get fixed.
I had to go to a hospital and I had to go now.
I get in my truck.
She has the fucking keys.
I can't leave.
I'm in the street.
Naked.
Help.
Help.
Help.
How did you end up dating Yvonne?
well or something else coming
oh yeah it was something in between okay yeah
okay so I know I've known
I known and the funny thing is is
my pet name for her was poison
because she used to go her name was Yvonne but she
used to like to be called Ivy
so I used to call her poison so everybody
thought her real name we'd be in the gym lift the weights
I'd be like get it poison and they go is that her real
name you know but no I knew her
her brother was a friend of mine
that I ran
with, you know, I knew him from high school and from the street and all that.
Me and him hung out.
And he had three sisters.
So, um, me, I would hang out and go to the house.
He had one of his sisters, which was not Yvonne, um, started hitting on me.
And I says, no, sorry, can't do it.
She's why.
She's just because you're, because my, uh, your brother's my boy.
I can't, can't do it.
So one day he comes to me and goes, I need to see you outside, man.
I said, what's up?
he says it's okay and i go what he goes you can uh he says uh my sister wants you dude and
it's all right so i called him from that day was mr green light because as soon as he said it was
okay i i went there and we went there so now this is the crazy part all right so
evan's sister is one of my kids mothers is one of my kids right is one of my kids mother okay right
so yeah so yes i was with two sisters a very south florida thing yeah it was two sisters right two
sisters and but it was many years apart right and yvonne was married to a friend of mine at
that point when i had the baby with her so i had three of my kids with with one with my first
girl and then i had uh my last one with um with evan's sister okay
how long that relationship worked um that was on and off for like five years it was like a really weird
thing uh we you know she would tell me she loved me and then it was it was really odd i said so what are we
this is crazy and i says so what are we milly her name was milly and she says to me she goes well you're
not my boyfriend you're not my husband i go so what am i she goes you're my lover that's what you are
and i go okay but here we had a kid together like i said i was successful i had a job i already had
my own house. I worked for publics. I was good. I went by her house. We didn't live together.
She still lived at her place. I'd go by there and see her and the kid every day. And it was
all good until one day I went there. She walked at a fence. She says, listen, I said, what? She was
don't come around here no more. And then she just turned her back on me and walked away.
I mean, just that quick. Never an argument. Nothing. Just turned it back and left. And then I was like,
what? So I went home. I told my mother. My mother was a very strong woman. My mother's
tells me she was she told you not to go around there no more i go yeah she goes give that bitch what
she said don't go around there no more right i says okay so she didn't press me for child support
she could have she didn't um and um i i didn't run her down i just let it be and guess what for like
20 years matt i did not go there right i waited until the kid was 21 years old um she had told him
that somebody else was his dad she gave he had somebody else his name she never knew it so then
when he became like 21 years old i found him on facebook and i contact him and i go yay man what's up
his name is josh i say hey man what's up he goes yeah go call me he goes you know who i am he goes
yeah he goes i heard your name before weren't you my mommy's boyfriend i said i think it's a little
uh think it's a little bit more than that and he was like really so i told him he goes you got to be
shit in me he was a grown man he was able to accept it at that point so within a day or so
apparently he must have went ahead and said something to his mom because after that um she sent me
the nastiest email in the world you son of a bitch blah blah bum because basically what happened
was is um she got exposed i was going to say you're you're a liar and now you've been exposed
like how can you be upset about that you have to know that was a possibility that's the way of the
world today, my friend, this is how everybody likes to do things. You know, nobody wants to be exposed.
Nobody wants to be accountable. Right. So no, there's no accountability. Everybody wants nothing,
nothing. So I says to her, I said, okay. So I said, whatever, I just blew it off. I said,
listen, the kid's 21 years old. He's a man. Let him make his own decisions. So me and him
hung out for a little bit. Um, this and that on and off. We didn't have a great relationship.
I said, listen, you don't have to call me dad because I wasn't your dad. I said, you can call me Andy.
you know that's my name um this and that so and then we left it at that and we were good we talked
back and forth for a while and um and at that point i was married i had a wife that i was married to
for 23 years um she is a um she is a deputy sheriff in palm beach county okay um i was married to her
Italian lady
long time. We were successful.
We had properties together. We both
had good careers. So she
and at
that point I wasn't living the gym life.
I wasn't into any of that.
And what happened was
I woke up one day Matt and I got tired. My whole
body hurt. My elbows
hurt. I was getting cortisone put in my elbows
and my shoulders. That was hurt.
And I didn't work for anybody at that point.
I was working. How old were you?
Um, at that point, I was like, like in my 40s.
And then, um, so I went seeing my regular primary doctor, primary doctor's like,
oh, yeah, here, take these and he's giving me Vicodin.
I couldn't sleep unless I took Vicodin.
Right.
So I was like, what?
And that's not me.
I don't do any recreational drugs.
So I said, okay, I don't even drink.
So what, what year was this back in early 2000?
This was like 2000.
um say maybe like 2010 okay right i was going to say but i was going to say yeah because
that's basically when there's the pill mills were going nuts like yeah yeah yeah yeah oh no yeah
yeah but i never seen that my primary was just giving me a prescription for for viking and and i would
take one i'd sit on the couch and this is when mtv still had on um jackass and i would sit there
and watch jackass till i passed out but then i could sleep all night my body didn't hurt i could
roll over. I was all good. I didn't lock. I said I would refer to myself that I would like lock up like
the tin man. And so then after that I went, I went to a doctor and I was talking to a guy one time
and I had never stepped foot in the gym. And the guy says to me one day, he goes, have you had your
hormones checked? And I go, what? I go, no, man, everything's good. I took an insult. I thought I was,
you know, talking about my junk. And I was like, no, no, no, we're good, man. But then I went. He goes,
here, go to this clinic.
I went to this clinic down in Boynton.
The guy checked my blood, pulled it back, Kelsbergis, come on in the office and
had like a, you know, like a doc that would come in there, check my blood.
I was, man, you got low testosterone.
Yeah.
Really?
I was going to say, yeah, I was going to say, you know, you're in your 40s.
I mean, you know, it drops down to, yeah, for some people, it drops down to fucking
virtually.
I had nothing on that.
I'll never forget.
It was 238.
That's low.
That's below like the, isn't it like 40, 350 is the low end?
I don't know.
but it was 238.
And I go, really?
So I thought it was hocus pocus.
And there was no insurance coverage on it.
He goes, look, you got to come out of pocket and pay for this.
And I go, okay, how much was it?
And I think it was, I think it would end up being like $100 a week or something, you know,
because the way it worked out was like $400 bucks a month.
So I said, okay.
So next thing I know, I get the, everything worked out.
The next thing I know, he sends me.
in the mail
from central drugs
where they film pumping iron
which was right across the street
from where they filmed pumping iron
in Venice Beach California
so I get
I get a bottle
I get a bottle of testosterone
and I get a bottle of
Decker Derebolin
okay and I got this
got a script from the doctor
I'm scared to death
because here I got to give this shot to myself
and here I wasn't going to ask my kids
to help me or ask my wife to help me.
I'm in there. Oh, man, you've been nerved up.
I finally, I finally did it.
And I took two shots a week.
And it was on.
It was two, four. I took a total of six shots.
So I took three weeks worth.
So I call back the doc and I go, when am I going to start to feel better?
He goes, how many did you take?
He goes, oh, it's coming.
A week later, dude, I had no joint pain, no nothing.
I had energy.
I was walking around
my body started changing
and I didn't go
and I didn't go on this
to go to the gym
right so then my kids had
gym memberships
so my son Matt
and Andy
they had we
they were going to the gym
at LA Fitness I said I'll go with you
so I went over and I didn't tell them I was taking
nothing I didn't know
I only took it just because I wanted to feel
better I didn't want to take it to end up
on stage or end up getting contracts or nothing.
So I went in there.
So I went to the gym, but it was real good.
It was okay.
So then I liked it.
I kept going and going and going and going.
I went back to the doctor.
I said, yeah, I liked the meds, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I didn't have an issue paying it because it was worth every dime and more because I felt better.
So then I said, oh, okay, cool.
So I started taking.
He goes, you know, the guy goes, you know, we can tweak this a little bit if we need to.
So once the more I got deeper into the darker side of the, uh,
of this so then i was okay so we took it the more i took the better i felt yeah yeah so
you sleep better oh god everything was better your recovery time working out oh my god dude like
you start seeing gains yes i was yeah oh my god and uh yeah i was like yeah but then it
i didn't tell my wife anything remember and i had and i was still sleeping with my wife so
my wife is starting to see me uh i was more aggressive to
towards her because I, you know, I wanted her ass more and so forth.
And she, she wasn't.
Your libido, right.
Yeah, she was, she was not receptive to that at all.
All right.
All right.
So, uh, became an issue.
And then I went and I went and I went and got a trainer.
Um, Anthony Rackenelli, the best guy in the world.
The only trainer I've ever used.
Um, he, um, I went and got him.
I went with him five days a week.
I woke up every morning at 4.30 in the morning and went and worked out him for an hour and a half
every day. I was back in my house, took a shower and back in my bed by 7.15 every morning.
And dude, so I was eating. I was able to do the diet. I was able to do, I didn't have an issue
taking the meds. I didn't have an issue doing the work. And he was like, okay. So I did that for two
years with him my wife couldn't stand it because here i was paying the guy like a thousand bucks a
month and now my body's changing and people are saying stuff they're oh my god you know look at
your husband oh yeah and so then it put me back in on the market that you know i had you know and she's
concerned yes she's getting concerned he's getting looks people are talking about right he's a he's
attractive. He's going to, he's going to out, you know, whatever, you know, out excel me as far
as marketability. We're no longer in the same category. Yeah. Exactly. And, you know, and she didn't
want to get with the program. And I was like, listen, so she went as even so far as before she went
to the sheriff's office, she had went to, went and got a job at LA Fitness as the, to keep an eye on
you? Yes, man. Dude, it was the weirdest thing, man. Dude, even before she got the job there,
I would come on the floor and I would go there, say, me, you and Kobe were there. We'd be on the
floor. She'd want to come right on the floor in front of everybody and want to give me a kiss.
And I'm like, listen, we're working. Do your thing, man. Go ahead. Do what you go. Go do what you're doing.
We're over here. And what we're doing, you're not doing. So, right. So, and I knew what she was doing,
and I didn't like it.
It kind of twisted my horns a little bit.
And then I would see her go and posture herself and position herself to keep an eye on me in the gym.
Number one, if I was going to do anything, it wasn't going to be in front of her.
But, you know, she couldn't get that.
Yeah, I've actually had that discussion with a chick one time that was getting insane.
And I actually said, let me explain something.
If I'm going to do something, I will do it.
I will have an alibi.
I will document where I, where I'm supposed to be.
I will completely cover myself and you will never be able to figure it out.
So stop worrying about it.
Right.
Like you know what I'm saying?
She was obsessed on it.
Right.
And by doing that, they don't realize that you start being blamed for it.
You start feeling like, might as well do it.
Fuck, I'm already here.
Might as well.
I'm having these arguments, you know, multiple times a week over nothing.
Oh, no.
She went even so far as to take me to my.
primary doctor, which was not the hormone doctor where I was receiving my meds from.
I call it meds.
I wasn't receiving my meds from my primary because my primary, oh, well, you're within limits.
Yeah, you're where you're supposed to be.
Yeah.
And it sucks living at 238 testosterone level.
So she has, so she brings me back, right?
She brings me back.
And we go and we have a guy has closed the store.
And she sits down with me and she goes, so when can he stop taking this stuff?
And the guy goes, well, if he takes it, you know, he can stop taking it, but he's going to go back to an old man.
And I looked right at my wife.
And I said, listen, I love you, but I'm not going to stop taking this because I'm not going to regress back into an old man that can't walk again.
It's not happening.
Sorry.
So, you know, and then as my libido got higher.
And trust me, my wife was sexy now.
And she had no kids.
I mean, everything was where it was supposed to be.
she had it going on and we had a lot of you know i had a lot of investments you know i had
you know a couple homes property cars this that and all so so and um and i told her i says you know
can you get with the program and she says no and i go listen you have seniority honey
i love you and my wife and i looked at her straight and i says listen you have seniority
I says, if you can't get with the program, I'll find somebody that will.
And I didn't want to get like street with her like that.
You know, that's like, you know, what they say, what you won't do 10 other bitches will.
You know what I mean?
There's 10 other bitches that'll do what, you know.
But you're backed into a corner.
Right.
Yeah.
But then, dude, so I'm like, yo, you know, I wasn't happy like that, but I loved my wife.
I tried to work it out.
No, you know, this and that.
So then I says, okay.
so um i didn't go out there and just you know blatantly in front of her you know start smashing other stuff
so um my kid's mother my daughter told my kid told their mother oh you should see dad
man dad's looking great and he goes and she goes yeah is he she goes yeah and so next thing i know
she calls me up she's married she was oh i haven't seen you in a long time let's say so go
so okay so that that relationship was over you moved out you got a divorce no did you move out
no no i stayed there well i no i stayed but she's saying no no she said she didn't want to get with
the program but we didn't talk about divorce at that moment okay but your son said you should see dad
she sees you every day no no no no no no no okay my kids mother matt
okay
okay
that I hadn't been
within a million years
not Yvonne's sister
but my three kids mom
had three with one
and then the one son
with Yvonne
I missed a step
I yeah I got you
yeah I got you
it is it is it's crazy
but anyway
yeah so she said something to me
I met up with her
she said oh yeah you know
oh man
why don't you let me test drive that
I'm like
you test driven it before
you got three kids out of me so so let her test drive it but not before i went effort effortlessly
to try to get my wife to you know to work with me right and she wouldn't so so so me and her
were hooking up here and there you know a couple times a week and then she would go home to her
husband i go home to my wife i wasn't you know i wasn't happy there because here my wife basically
told me, no, you know, basically
without saying it, go fuck yourself.
No, I'm not.
So, and, um, I got a question, what is, what do you mean to get with the program?
Like, she needs to get in shape or let you sleep around?
What is, what is?
No.
Or she needs to start sleeping with him on a more regular basis.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20 years and just, you know, the interest wanes and she's not, you know, she's not the same,
it's not living the same caliber of life.
she's not right yeah no no no no she had it going on she she had a banging body i mean she was on point
as far as that but she's just want to have sex three times a week four times a week she wants to have
sex what fuck i wanted sex three times a day fuck fucking four times a week that's insane no it's not
wait till you get wait to well no it's not uh no it's not well anyway uh no it's kind on your wife's
size now yeah you know you know you know it's crazy you know what's crazy is is that um
you know that saying and you hear chicks will always knock on dudes oh he had the right
equipment but he couldn't use it right that was basically what my wife had my wife my wife had a
banging ass body uh bang you know but she just didn't have the drive to go with the equipment
she was rocking you follow me you know here she had him here she was a mccler you know her body
was a mcclaren but you know she was a pinto right you know driving a pinto no bro you know
it just didn't work that way.
And me, I don't, this is not an act how I'm talking you.
I talk this way to everybody.
Right.
And I look at everybody in the eye and I basically told her, you know.
You know, and it is what it was.
So I end up getting with my kids' mom.
And my three kids' mom.
And then me and her hung out for a little bit.
She would go home.
Then it got complicated.
Her husband got involved and this and that.
The next thing I know,
banging on the door
I'm in my house
and next thing I know
there's a deputy outside
he's listen I got to
he's Andrew I got to serve you with papers
he goes I need all your guns
all your ammo
I got to give you this
restraining order
and I go
who's putting a restraining order
here
here her husband
my kids mom
that she was fucking on her husband
right
she's cheating on her
husband. I'm cheating on my wife. And she basically told him he went somehow and manipulated paperwork
and he put on there that he was scared of me. I had to stand up. So I had to go to Broward. I lived
in Broward. I lived in Palm Beach. I had to go to Brower County, go and stand in front of a judge
and go in there and go, I haven't seen this guy in 10 years.
years. And they asked the guy, Mr. Martinez, is that true? Because yeah.
They grant no violence. I've never put my hands on him. He's never put his hands on
nothing. No threats. No. Okay. So I had to stand up in court. I had a lawyer and a lawyer
stayed quiet, just like you say, some shitty lawyers. Yeah. They just sit there and collect their
check. I stand up and I go, hello, excuse me. I said, Judge, just for the record, I want to let you
know. I was having sex with this man's wife, not him. I didn't want to think that there was some shit
going on between me and dude because that's the way it sounded you know i was like what there's
two dudes in there he's saying he's scared of me i'm going for what and then he said well i ain't seen
him in 10 years didn't make any sense so it was something didn't swing right there because the guy
end up getting a full-blown for life restraining order against me and i never touched a guy
I banged the dude's wife
That was it
Okay
And they took your guns
Oh no I didn't give it to them no
I told them I didn't have any
Okay
You know what I mean
But no but they had an order on the paperwork
Matthew
It said that I needed to give my guns
And all ammo
Took my CCW and everything from me
So you can't have a concealed weapons permit now?
No
And all I did was bang this guy's wife
I didn't bang him
And I never banged him up with my hands
Right
So no
that doesn't make sense at all i know you better look into that i know well this this was 2015
okay well you said for life yeah they took it away for life yeah they took it away your concealed
weapons yeah for life well yeah yeah they said that they they gave him a lifetime lifetime
restraining order against right yeah and i go what yeah i mean it didn't make any sense
whatsoever and that's one when i stood up i go excuse me you know
It didn't make any sense.
So I don't know if the guy had some juice in the court system.
So if you wanted to go buy a gun right now, could you?
I believe so, yeah.
Okay.
Well.
I don't need any.
I have, you know, but like I said, you know, I don't know.
But they did take my, I gave my CCW that day.
Here you go, they had to eat them walk away with no ammo or no guns.
Okay.
Which was insane.
But anyway, after that, I have not seen that woman since 2015.
So after that, I was like, all right, whatever.
I just went on with my life.
I was still back in a gym, lifting weights, hanging out, doing my thing.
I was working.
Yeah, I was working at the post office that time.
And then I, Facebook, the chick, Yvonne, poison.
She always would post pictures of her on there.
on the thing and I always comment she almost had like a fan club but she was a runner she was not a
weightlifter okay she was a runner and she just she went ahead and had these implants put in
and then the first thing she does is put up a profile picture her standing to the side like this
with these giant hooters right so so i said oh somebody's done some work right so i commented this
and that blah blah blah so i went back and forth with her we talked every once in a while on the phone
I considered her my sister-in-law because she was basically my son's aunt.
Yeah.
So I was like, all right.
So me and her went back and forth one time.
So one time she calls me up, she was, that's when all the chicks were doing that H.
That H.C.G. Diet.
Were you out there?
I was locked up.
Yeah.
They were doing this H-C-G diet.
It's like a pregnancy hormone.
Yeah.
like guys will do it now to clean up off it off they're doing a cycle if they're doing anabolic
cycle they'll use HCG in it you know if you're a younger cat it supposedly puts your levels back
and if you want to have a baby it supposedly makes your um your sperm count high this and that
but whatever so she calls me up she was do you know anywhere i can get like HCG and i go yeah i got
some i didn't use it and i go yeah i got it and i go yeah i got it
I said, listen, I'm not, she goes, all right, well, you says, you're way up there.
I go, yeah, as I'll tell you what, I haven't seen you a million years.
I said, I'll bring it down.
I'll bring it down to you.
I says, but I said, I'm not going to charge you for it.
I says, can you make me something to eat?
And she goes, yeah.
She didn't have no husband.
She lived in a house with her daughter, which was like, I think, 19 years old, 19, 20 years old, something like that.
Her name was Alexa.
And I says, okay, I'd go down.
I bring her down the stuff.
I'm going to walk in her house.
She's there with a wife beater on in panties.
So, I mean, so she knows I'm not, she's not scared of me.
But here she's in panties and a wife beater.
No bra.
Titty's poking.
I'm like, all right.
Whatever.
But I didn't look at her like that, right?
I didn't look at her like that.
So next thing I know, so she makes me dinner.
I eat and I show her how to mix the HCG and this.
I said, okay, no problem.
So, I don't know, it was,
it was that same day, right?
I'm down there bringing this girl, this HCG, completely harmless.
All of a sudden, boom, boom, boom,
I thought I'm getting rated by the SWAT team.
Here, it was my wife.
My wife didn't fight.
follow me there. My wife had bought a GPS, planted it on my truck. Okay. I had no idea. I had no idea.
I didn't know that my wife was so obsessed with me on this level, right? So then I'm just down there giving
this chick. I'm not down there fucking this girl. Right. So I answered a door and I'm sitting there.
She answered, what are you doing? I says,
down here i said she needed something and uh you know i'm getting some food and i'll be home
and i says and so then my wife causes a scene down there so i said yvonne thanks for the dinner
and i said i left i left her there so i left my wife there talking shit to uh to you know
to poison ivy and i'm like all right so i get home and poison calls me after after she left i left before
I left her there.
I was like, goodbye, I'm embarrassed.
I'm like this bullshit.
So then I still haven't figured out there.
There's a GPS on my truck yet.
So I don't know, it was maybe a week or so later.
Me and the chick are still laughing about this shit,
how this woman banged on the door.
So then I said to her, I says, all right.
So when she asked me, she was, hey, listen,
you have any more of that HCG?
I says, yeah, sure do.
I because every kit that every test thing they sent me they sent me HG with it so I say here you go
so I give her the HG dude as soon as I passed Griffin Road and the term pike my wife would call me
and go where are you I says I'm down going I'm heading down south okay she'd hang up with me
and call the chick so she knew once I passed a certain spot
that I was heading over to that girl's house.
And at this point, I wasn't fucking her.
Right.
So then I'm there, I'm like, oh, wow, this is great.
So next thing I know I'm calling.
So then I still haven't figured out there's GPS on the truck yet.
I figured she had something on my phone.
So I went and had my phone looked at to make sure somebody didn't have like some tracking device.
Still couldn't figure out that it was on my truck.
Right.
And it was.
I found it one day.
It was a long time ago later, but I found it.
So then I'm down there and she comes again.
And Rosie's showed up there twice,
pounded on the door.
And,
but Rosie's not a deputy at this point.
So this is how she didn't lose her job over this.
Right.
So then I says,
I says,
no,
I'm not fucking her,
man.
I said,
stop.
What are you doing?
And then,
you know,
it wasn't a secret that she knew that her sister was my son's mother.
Right.
So it wasn't,
it wasn't a,
it wasn't a big secret.
Well, anyway, so she calls me up one day and she goes, hey, she was me and you've been friends a long time, right?
And I go, yeah.
And she goes, she was your wife's chasing here for some reason.
She says, I'm very curious.
And she's calling me on a video call, right?
Are you still living with your wife?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm still at my house.
Yeah, I mean, we haven't even talked divorce yet.
Okay.
We haven't even talked divorce yet.
um you know and then she says to me we're talking a video so she so she so she so i'm on a video
and she goes do you mind if i test drive that and she points at my cock okay and i'm like well i says
yeah well i guess so she says uh you know i says yeah i says yeah no problem she was she was sexy
um if she was anything like her sister i was like fuck this is going to be great so i was i was you know
I was given an opportunity that I couldn't pass up, okay?
I would have been an ass.
I would have been a stupid ass if I did, and I couldn't have lived with myself.
So I go over, she's got these big tits, you know, blah, blah, blah, this and that.
Not my thing at that time, because that's not what I was.
That's not where I was, you know, into big titty chicks.
So anyway, she says to me, oh, yeah, so she's, oh, fuck.
And she goes, so you use, well, I told her what I used and they used to,
testosterone and she says oh okay she was god damn she i've been looking for a motherfucker like you all my
life right and so i says okay so i said all right so i went back to my house so that was like in
2016 and she says to me well uh she knew my situation with my wife so no my wife comes back
there one day bangs on the door at this time i've already fucking the chick right
so my wife bangs on her door boom boom boom next thing you know she goes that's your wife
i said she was i'm letting her in and she goes she asked me if you're fucking me if we're fucking
i'm gonna tell her yeah i says go ahead i'm sitting there eating i'm sitting there in my shorts eating
eating rice and beans and some ground turkey and then she says to me she says uh she comes in
so my wife has her phone out like this and she's videotaping inside the girl's house
Oh, my God.
So the chick tells her, yo, turn that fucking video off.
And my wife goes, look at him.
He's here with his new bitch.
You know, and she's in this house, right?
And I go, oh, fuck, here we go.
And I see this chick getting wound up.
And I go, yo, I said, Rosie, you need to stop.
I said, is this Puerto Rican bitch will beat your ass.
I said, stop.
I'm still eating, man.
Next thing I know, them two motherfuckers are full-blown swinging.
bar room braw in a boop beep out i mean what so the chick obviously had had my old lady by the
hair tossed her on the fucking ground and mounted her ass it was fucking proceeding the driller so i pulled
the one off got the other one this and that i threw i got my wife i ex i escort her out of the
house put her in her truck i said go to fuck home i said this bitch is going to kill you go home so
Anyway, she went, she went home.
I spent the night.
I went home the following day.
You can see how your wife would be upset, right?
Like, I mean.
What, did I stay there?
Yeah.
No, I don't understand that part.
You're not the only person that said that to me.
Oh, you should have went with your wife.
Listen, if my wife was doing what she needed to do, I wouldn't have been over there with the chick anyway.
You follow me?
At this point, you kind of have to divorce the wife, right?
Like, yeah.
Although, listen, although I've known guys where their wife, like they've been married 25, 30 years, and they get to a point where the guy ends up, you know, the wife is just not really interested, you know, romantically with the husband anymore, but she doesn't want to get a divorce.
And she thinks, oh, well, you should just deal with it.
And the guys are like, no, and they start seeing somebody.
The wife finds out, but the wife's like, I don't want a divorce.
They're like, well, I'm not going to stop seeing this shit.
Yeah.
And they're like, okay, well, just try and be respectful.
and you know like don't lie to me about it and and and I know I know guys that they've had a
girlfriend for five years and it's so normal to them that the wife will call the girlfriend to say
listen I've left two messages for Jimmy he's not responding is he with you and they're like
yeah he is we're here on a boat he doesn't get reception here's and give him the phone
my dad did that that's my my dad did that I just see my mother I remember
when I was young, my mother used to send me to go into the club, to go get my dad where he was
with his girlfriend. You know what I mean? But then again, and this is going to backtrack a little bit,
but then, you know, my biological father was a pimp, a real pimp. Right. And he had girls working
for him and this and that. And I had no idea. He used to tell me on my bicycle when I was little.
he says hey go on the corner over there and go tell me what nice lady's standing over there and what
she's wearing i said okay come back and he would throw me some quarters to go play pinball i didn't know
it so then we would get in a car later on and he'd pull up to the nice lady and i was on the corner
and she'd hand him a bunch of money i had no idea he didn't tell me nothing he didn't go oh yeah
by the way son i'm a pimp right he didn't know that so later on in life my mother told me that my
mother knew it my mother knew it and was accepted my mother knew that my father had girlfriends but and the
way my dad explained it to me was was when he got older he said he's said we're never going to talk
about your mom he says but there's certain things why he said there's certain things you do
with other women that you don't bring into your house and i go all right he goes that's all you need to
know he says one day you'll figure it out i said okay pop and that was
was it? Just like he had told me that there was women that would obsess on men. And I was looking
at what? You know, he told me this when I was young. Everything my old man told me this goes from
my biological father and my stepfather came true. There's nobody told me that they were
nobody told me that this was going to happen. Right, right. You know, I've, you know, I've had,
you know, friends that have been shot, they've been stabbed and run over, you know, this and that,
but not on this level of violence. But.
yeah so so you go back home the next morning you stay the night you go back home yeah and i'm like
you know listen i mean our life i says me and you are done i you know so then she wants to debate it
again oh you let that girl beat my ass i said no well you came over there you came in the house
and you know i said number one you shouldn't have done that right and you know and listen
our relationship is over i said remember i came to you and i told you this no
Nobody wants to be accountable for that I went there and I told you, hey, look, this is the problem.
You know, can we try to fix this?
No.
No, she was, no.
To me, the, hey, I don't want to romantically be involved with you anymore.
Deal with it is really the same as, hey, I want to have a girlfriend deal with it.
No, no, no, I didn't want that part.
Right.
No, I, no, if my wife would have got with the program and would have been.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
Right.
You're saying, she's saying, I don't want to be romantically involved and you have to deal with it.
Well, then, okay, then, then for your response is, well, then I'm going to have a girlfriend or I'm going to sleep around.
Now you have to deal with it.
Like, I didn't, you know, you're basically, you gave me an ultimatum.
Right.
That I had to deal with it.
So if you're saying I have to deal with this.
That's how I deal with it.
You have to deal with this.
And that's what.
No, no, I want everything.
She's saying, no, I want it.
my way and there is no caveat right you just deal with it i i have a saying you say wanted it
one way i said she wanted it both ways she can't have things both ways yeah so you know i get it
like you know you're you're it's a shitty situation but what's the result the result is you
you have to go either you both have to deal with the this situation or you have to part ways right
like i don't know that anybody's you know i don't know that anybody's at fault there i'd like to say
she's she's at fault um but i came to her i think i did the right thing by coming to her you know what
i mean and just like yo you know it's too bad that biologically were you know you're kind
of you know design that at some point you know you you kind of you're your yeah your libido's change
and and you know there's it's it's a shitty biological situation but you can push through that
and you can you know and there and there's medication like just like if you became diabetic oh i don't want
to take that that's how i tried to give her i tried to give her i was like yo i tried to give her like
vitamin b12 i says look let me give you you know inject because i had you know i had injectables
at the house i'm like let me give you some v12 you know you know give you more energy you know i didn't
drink a couple glasses of wine what's the problem you know i'm saying like yeah but no dude you know
I mean, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was a endless, it was just something that wasn't going to get fixed, you know, right?
You felt like you gave me, it was like the Titanic.
It was already sunk and fuck, I couldn't get it back out of where it was, you know, and that was it.
So, so what, so what happens?
Do you go back home?
You say, yeah, no, I told, well, you know, that was that.
And I go, look, you know, she's, well, you're going to keep fucking that girl.
I says, well, I guess I am now, yeah.
Said it's out of the bag now.
I said, I wasn't trying to, you know, you know, hurt you or nothing.
So then the chick would call me up and was like, you know, she was liking it.
You know, she, you know, she was getting, you know, she was getting what she wanted.
And she liked it.
And so she called me up.
She was, hey, listen, I got room for you in my bed tonight.
So fuck, you know, here, this is what I want here.
This was what was missing out of my life with my wife.
so this chick basically just fucking you know you know fit that to the fucking tea so i was back
there and uh and it was all good and um so then one time i go come on let's go out of town
and so me and her we rolled up to uh went to universal studios for like three days so while i'm
up there she goes hey listen i'm going to present you uh with uh with something i'm thinking she goes
you can be full-time or part-time?
What do you want to be?
And I'm like,
she goes, well, full-time, you're, you know,
you live in the house with me here and, um,
this and that.
And, you know, she was a hustler.
She, you know, she did what she did in the street and, uh,
what is that?
What is that?
What, um, like I,
she had, um,
she had like an at home, like daycare thing like, a, like, a,
like an illegal daycare service she had a ton of kids yeah yeah she probably and it was down there
and it was all Hispanics so everybody was looking for a deal yeah so they rolled in and they would
bring kids and she would watch kids and you know she probably did good she probably made you know i don't
know 1500 a week cash right and and then like i like me and you talked about i told you over the phone
She had said she had hurt her back at Humana.
She worked at Humana for years as a count rep or something.
She said she fell and hurt her back.
And for some way, somehow, some lawyer got her.
She's permanently partially disabled.
So she got a check from Social Security, right?
Yes.
For like $2,500.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, fucking way.
No, $2,500.
Right.
It's a chunk.
I know.
$2,500.
Because, you know, I worked as a workman's comp adjuster for, like, nothing, like six months one time.
And, and, you know, so during that time, like, there were people that they would get that.
Like, it was a might, like, they could still work, but they were permanently, partially disabled.
And they would get a check for 600, you know, 1100, but they could still work.
But that's a huge check.
Yeah, she got like 25.
Jeez.
I called it 20.
It was like in the 24.
And there people retired that don't get that.
Yeah, because she got that money.
right and but she wasn't allowed to have a job but then they gave her like percocets right
but she doesn't really need because she's not really hurt her right right selling those
selling the perks on the side right yeah and you know and then this was before she started
you know lifting lifting weights in the in the gym so i says to her um so it's it is this is
i mean it's deadlift in 315 and getting perkinset's
for a bad back i'm sorry i'm sorry to like no no yeah this motherfucker she had it going on i told you
she was the goat man and she was the fucking greatest of all time no lie i i'll give it to her she had
the hustle game down fucking pointless you know but then again um so yeah so she gives presents me
with full time and i'm like all right full time you stay here me in the house and this and that
and i'm like okay and she says part time well i you know you you you come
um you know spend the night this and that she said but i'm still gonna go out and i'm like
well she wasn't fucking nobody else it was your only fucking me right but yeah yeah you never know um
you know and and i was like okay but then i had it always in the back of my mind i says if this
chick's got her own home you don't need to take her to no hotel she had her own home and this is
shit that came up afterwards
that when I got in my real mind
after all this shit happened I started
putting pieces of the puzzle together
it didn't add up from Jump Street
so I'm like
if you got all this going on
you're making money
you got this you got that
why don't you have anybody
you know that's just like they say
if there's a guy and he's like in his
30s and he doesn't have any kids
two things that happens
he's either gay he's been in prison
you know what i mean that's what they that's what the stereotype is but anyway so i couldn't figure out
she had two kids she had one she was married to my friend you know and that kid was like 30 some
years old and then she had one from a boyfriend that was you know and then she always talked bad
about the boyfriend oh yeah that guy was a stalker he was this he was that and then this guy
old is this guy that oh okay so uh you know
It just, the puzzle pieces didn't add up.
And then I questioned this one time.
And you know about,
do you ever have an ankle monitor on?
Yes.
Okay.
Briefly.
You know how big that thing is?
Yeah, it's not tiny.
No.
She tried,
she tried to convince me.
It's not an Apple GPS.
She tried to convince me and tried to convince me this and actually
argue with me about this.
So, yeah, well, I had this guy and, you know, he, he never told me this.
and he always had socks on
and I go really
and she goes yeah
yeah he was a
he was a child
but I found him on that
plenty of fish or got fish
or whatever that stupid shit was
yeah found the guy on there
he had a profile that wasn't his
you know and then she met up with him
and it was too late he came and told her
because the guy had to be home by a certain time at night
and this and that and all this other shit
I was like oh yeah I mean and I didn't piece it together and she she had herself convinced and then
tried to convince me that there's no way that she saw that cigarette box wrapped around this guy's
ankle and I just I just couldn't I couldn't I had a hard time believe in that and just I mean it was
it was it was it was just insane on on how everything rolled you know like I said between
selling the percocets getting this dating these guys off of this website and it just it's just it went
it was this crazy i couldn't i couldn't but like i said i didn't get it all together and i still think now
when it's quiet about some of the shit that she said it just didn't match yeah but like i said
she had it going on she had the the daycare she had to selling her percocets for a thousand a month
she probably had i don't know she probably had almost five grand
a month coming in on you know just on the slide which which was good I told her that I would
just pay for her car and her car wasn't much a car was like 580 I paid 580 bucks a month
here she cooked all the food did this I bought food because she wasn't on the diet at that
time. And so basically I just, so I got way ahead of myself. I said, okay, I'm going to come full
time. Right. So I stayed there full time, but I still owned my house in Loxahatchie.
I had a, I had a million dollar house. I still have it. I still have the home. So a million dollar
house in Loxahatchie, I told my wife, come on, let's get a divorce. I go get a lawyer, blah, blah,
blah, blah. I'm living down there in Hailea with, uh, with poison. And, um, I love the poison.
Poison. People make, yeah, poison with poison. Venosa, as you say in Spanish. So, so she says,
um, so I go and get a lawyer, this and that. The wife starts to fight me. Here, we don't have any
kids. We don't have, uh, all we have is property dogs and horses. And I'm like, okay. So she starts
fighting me over it. Well, anyway, it took over two years and 20 grand in attorney's fees to get
divorced. Right. I understand. Yeah, but like I said, but it was nothing, but she just made it
hard. She's angry. She's bitter. She's pissed off. You know, well, it is. Yeah, but don't be mad.
Yeah, yeah, but don't be mad. So, but then again, now here I have my life with poison. And I'm
I'm living in her house, and she had one daughter that lived there with us, Alexa.
And I'm like, Alexa basically just did whatever she wanted.
Her, she didn't seek approval from her mother.
She didn't say nothing to her mother.
Next thing you know, you'd wake up in the morning, and I walk out to the kitchen,
like here, and there's some dude standing there.
I go, who are you?
Oh, yeah, well, I'm with Alexa.
Here she brings some dude to come live in a house.
don't even ask her mom just insane right just you know but anyway so I had to
explain to her daughter she's got to go so I explained to her daughter I says listen
me understand something your mom don't need me and I don't need your mom I'm not a
homeless guy I don't need to live here I have my own house and it's a lot better
than this I'm here for your mom well they didn't like that because it my mother
used to tell me when my mother was alive that I was a master of upsetting people's
apple carts a master at it because I had this ability to see through bullshit when
somebody was scamming me or not or somebody was getting over and I can't stand a
freeloadin motherfucker I can't stand that bro it just fucking no no oh yeah so here me and
poison go to the Walmart I spent $323 buying food for the house now her her daughter
lives in the house with us right but her daughters we pass her daughter in the
walmart as i'm spending 300 and the daughter and the daughter's just got all her own shit there
and i'm like um so alexa don't buy nothing in the house he oh no i told her that i'll take care of
all the food i go what yeah so she made the girl accountable for nothing right so at this
point the girl made like 60 grand a year the girl didn't save a quarter
Nothing. The girl didn't pay no rent. Nothing. The girl had a leased car, didn't have a business to write it off on, insurance through the frigging roof because, you know, leases are, I mean, just everything was wrong. So wouldn't take the trash out, wouldn't do nothing. Here, I'm not looking to be somebody's dad, dude. I already got my own kids and my own kids were fucking bad enough, you know? Right. But yeah, so eventually Alexa left.
Alexa went to go live
someplace else
where I don't know
so me I'm
I'm still going to the gym
and poison's still running
and still doing the daycare thing
so I get I go to go to a gym
she's why I want to go to the gym
and I go you do I say okay it's not like running
she goes to the gym
bum bum bum wow I like this
then she goes and gets
a Spanish trainer down there
a Colombian chick
and the Colombian chick
hey
you know
take this
and gives her anavar
you know what anavar
gives her anavar
she
and writes her a diet
she follows it to the tea
boom boom
next thing you know
she's looking in the mirror
seeing all her curves
everything going
she's looking at me
then next thing I know
oh well
next thing I know
she's on the internet
ordering injectable testosterone
for a female.
Yeah, that's a bad.
Well, oh, yeah.
So, so, so, she's, uh, so, so she was scared to give herself.
So I gave her, I gave her that.
Then, then she would read more about it.
And then she was on Instagram looking at these other fitness.
She wasn't in the fitness models.
She was in the female bodybuilders.
So anyway, so then, uh, she bought,
ecopoise boulderone so then she starts mixing the test starts stacking we'll say she stacks the test
with the with the EQ which is boulderone um which is anabolic and well she starts just
exploding growth i mean in strength and she had great worth work ethic even though her back was
supposedly she was crippled then next thing i know she comes home with two kits of growth
hormone right expensive right boom boom but real stuff real stuff uh she traded her uh perks for it somebody
somebody was dying that they were given the h g h to it people get hcg and hg mixed up human growth
hormone people so she starts taking the hg h boom boom boom every day damn bomb bong i use a day
which is the same thing that me or you would use what do you what do you say
she's where she's she's stomach she's injecting it in the fat in her stomach yes right not her
ass no no no no no that's not in her muscular that's a subcutaneous okay so she starts injecting that
the test and the EQ she was putting that in her ass and so i mean she was strong she could do the work
she lived the life i mean she was very very good at it got a lot of attention but she was also
very jealous
and then people
like
I hate to say it but I've got to be straight up
like her both her daughters were fat
everybody around
her circle
were not people
that were conditioned they were fat
or out of shape
okay
they ate whatever they partied they drank
they did this they did this
this chick got so crazy
she drank kettle one vodka
because it had no carbs in it.
This is how straight line she was.
When it came to doing it, she did it right.
So, remember she was a runner.
She put on muscles.
She changed everything, put abs.
She's still running?
No.
Okay.
No, she did cardio at the gym on the stepper or on the treadmill.
But no, she was using dumbbells and straight bar and this and that.
and we're in the gym and it's all good
so one day her daughter
who happens to be fat
calls the whole family calls us over to her house
in Carl Springs
her name is Erica
and she says to me she says
she gets out she got a G string
she has a thong bikini a black thong bikini
because she could do it
she got out over there
and goes in a pool people are looking at her
she gets out she goes in the house
next thing I know I see her tears coming out of her eyes she's looking at her phone
here her daughter sent her a message mommy please put your clothes on
so and then in the Hispanic thing is oh you're supposed to respect the house
it had nothing to do with respect in a house it had to do that everybody else was
out of shape and was embarrassed there and and and she was the minority not the
majority i have this saying there's there could be 10 idiots you could have 10 idiots in the room and
one genius who's going to win the 10 idiots because you're outnumbered yeah so that's what happened
i i said let's go i got her in a car and let go i go why do you do this you just she insisted
on wanting to be around people that would tell her oh look at you you look like a man oh look
at your muscle you know your your voices deep what happened this that and that and
everything else. It seemed that like she had this crazy issue with wanting to make
everybody around her comfortable and successful. But then again, she would fuck herself over
by doing that. Right. Like, I never forget, I was in bed one night, right? And it was during
tax season. And I hear her on the computer going, yeah, yeah, like cheering herself on. Like,
boosting herself, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here, she did her son-in-law's taxes.
So it's Erica's, um,
husband's taxes, you know, their tax.
And they made, between them, they made 200 grand.
So they're not doing too bad for people in their 30s.
No, in their early 30s.
Right.
Right?
So they're doing really good.
So she gets the guy back like,
14K
the guy comes over
that was on a Wednesday
she gets the guy back 14K
the guy comes knocks on his
mother-in-law's door
puts his hand out
because they were on the same cell
and wants to be paid
for the cell phone
that
he that they're on the same plan
so he wants his $60
so she comes and gets
$60 off the drawer and gives it to Dennis.
I'm like, why'd you give him that money?
She was, well, that's the deal
I had worked out. I go, deal.
I see, you just got the guy back 14K.
You watch his kids,
your grandkids, for nothing.
Right.
He, the guy flat.
You're doing his taxes for nothing.
Right. You get the guy back 14K.
And this is Matt, this is where I don't understand.
She did not have a diagnosis.
and I have asked my psychiatrist this.
If she would have a diagnosis,
I could understand this type of thinking,
but she didn't.
She,
I come to find out,
it's called a thing of,
it's called denial.
And then there's another thing that's called projection,
not perception,
projection is how you put things,
how you want to see them.
Right.
So anyway,
yeah,
the guy flat out told me one time,
and he goes,
you know,
in he goes you know if she didn't watch my kids for nothing i couldn't drive my denali and i'm
like what and so i went back and i told her and i go do you know this guy just basically
throws it in your face here you're driving a piece of shit dodge charger this guy's making 200k a
year okay he's getting his kids watch for free and the guy flat out throws it in your
face that you that he can't drive that denali right yeah if you're not doing this for free
bro that kicked me dead to nuts i was like god you know she didn't want to hear it she did not
want to hear it just like one day this is going to really trip you out one day i walk in the house
walk in a house i look on the wall tv's gone yeah matt tv's gone
What does that mean?
The TV was gone off the wall.
I understand.
Just a cable.
Someone took it or what?
She gave it away.
Well, my grandkids needed a TV, the same ones that their parents made 200K, and we're getting everything else for free.
Right.
She gave them the fucking TV off the wall.
I go, what?
Right.
And I don't know.
And I, and I would ask, Christ, says, why do you kiss these people's ass?
Right.
And I could never get.
a straight answer. So one day she tells me, I need them. You don't. They don't bring any value
into this house. And I explained to her that they take everything away from you. Right.
And nobody's going to stop, if you keep giving it, nobody's going to tell you to, oh, guess what, I don't
want it. Right. Right. They're going to keep taking it. But that's the way she. Nobody's looking out
for you, but you. Right. But she didn't get that point. She didn't get that. And I was like,
what? I mean, what is you don't understand about this?
So how long did y'all, I mean, you know, you dated for her?
From 16 to 2020.
But I'd known her for 40.
Right.
For four, since I was 15 years old.
Okay.
So I knew her and I knew, you know, I knew her.
I knew her, I knew her brother or sister, her mom or dad.
Right.
I was in a hospital when her mother died.
And, you know, I mean, I'm like, yes.
I mean, it was really, really, really weird on, oh, again, this is the best one.
So, remember she has this Dodge Charger, right?
So I go out, walk outside the house one day.
I'm looking at it that has independent rear suspension.
So the tires are cambered in like this.
And I'm like, looking at the car.
I look underneath the car.
The whole underneath the car, Matt, is covered.
with concrete like and I go okay I go Yvonne what did you run over she was I didn't run over anything
I go well I didn't do it I go who drove the car she was Alexa Alexa what did you hit with the car
oh I didn't hit anything I go so so I throw my hands up and I goes so let's get this right
nobody knows nothing but I'm stuck here going to have to fix the thing so I got to
I said, what happened? The aliens came in the middle of night, picked it up, and then dropped it
back down. Well, so then I get with Yvonne later on. I says, poison, you know she smashed
the car. Well, she says she didn't. I go, well, you didn't. Oh, yeah. She did not want to hear it.
The kid said, oh, I didn't smash it. So then I got with the girl's boyfriend. I go, his name is
Yandri. I said, Yandri. I said, what happened with the car? Well, we were drunk and Alexa ran over a
parking stump and it got wedged underneath the car underneath the you know it has like a plastic
shielding under there to keep the car from flying up in here at high speed that was all ripped off he goes
yeah man he was stuck under it we were driving sparks were coming out concrete it was powder everywhere
i go really i go go go tell evan that i said i go look i found out now that's not what happened
she said now she said she didn't do it that's okay so anyway i got stuck fixing a car
I fixed it.
Yeah, but I just, it was like weird shit like that.
Right.
So she's got some issues.
What, I mean, well, and first of all, after that conversation, why didn't you, at that point, you didn't think, look, something's not mentally right with this chick?
Yeah, but I was already in love, dude.
And, you know, I was already there.
I had already established myself there.
So, I mean, I'm not at fault for like when I first got there because I didn't know.
this madness had existed.
I was already there and was already established before all this crazy shit came out,
like questions from like the guy with a cigarette thing, you know, with the, yeah, just weird shit.
It's the frog and the frying pan.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Little here, little there, not quite enough to.
Right.
And then she used to say, she's, and then her thing to get out of answer.
And then I would ask her, I told him, I says, how come you have, there's one story, but you have six different.
versions of it. She would have a saying, I don't remember, I forgot, and it doesn't matter.
And if somebody says that to you, run. Right. Because let me tell you something, I never expected
in any day, you know, uh-uh. I mean, she was my ride or die this chick, man, dude, and I never,
ever, ever, ever thought, uh-uh. No. No. No, like I said, she gave me my best parts of my life
and my worst parts of my life at the same time.
You know, with that, I mean, it was great.
It was great living, waking up with the same person that did the same thing as you every day.
It was like there was no, you know, we got up every morning at 4.30.
Nobody, there was no fighting over who we ate, what food, you know, who was going to eat Burger King because we didn't eat.
She didn't eat it.
I didn't eat it.
So there was never any garbage there.
Right.
But I think what happened Matt was is I think she was living a double life because the oldest daughter, Erica, she would never let me talk to her.
You're like, you know, if there was an issue, oh, well, Erica, you know, I said, well, let me talk to Erica.
We can work it out.
You know, I'm a car salesman.
I will work out anything.
We'll get it fixed.
Right.
was like the weirdest thing and and here I'm established there and her daughter sold her house
and she wanted to come and live there in the spare bedroom while they found a new house
and I was like okay so yeah I couldn't say nothing so the daughter told poison I wasn't there
she goes tell Andy to go back to his house in Loxahatchie
while I lived there.
The only, and poison told her no.
That was the only thing that I know for sure that was spot on, told her no.
Right.
I mean, but that was crazy.
I mean, that would be, you know.
The fact that you've won, you would, even, even one, think to ask that.
And two, think that you were in a position that you could, you could get it, that your
mother would give it, would do that.
Right.
says you're not all there either.
I mean, really, I mean, really,
but nobody wanted to identify that,
how weird that was.
You know, I was able to identify it,
and I was like, man, oh man.
Like, she wouldn't say anything,
like her son-in-law would take his dog out,
walk his dog on a leash,
and she wouldn't say nothing
when the guy let the,
when the dogs,
when the guy let the dog piss on my fucking car,
on my tire.
I go out there and I got tired.
I got piss running off my tire.
I'm like, what?
So I said, listen, I finally told her.
I go, look, because she didn't want me to say nothing.
Because when I say something, you hear it.
Right.
Oh, no, let me handle it.
I'll talk to him.
I'm like, you know, he didn't.
I don't think she ever wanted to hurt their feelings or ever check them, you know,
in the, you know, or to make them feel like any kind of, anything.
It was odd.
She didn't want, yeah, any animosity, but it, but it was all right to, you know, I was going to say.
Yeah.
She got over that with you.
Um, so, so what happened?
How do we get to the, the situation like that, like, what, what led up to the, um, the, I don't want to say, would you say attack?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say, I want to use the word incident because.
No, it's not.
It wasn't an incident.
But it was, it was, it was, yeah.
Yeah.
It was.
I mean, physically, she didn't attack you, but yeah, what, but yeah, it was okay.
But when I think of attack, I think of someone punching you.
Right.
Yeah.
But yeah, you're, okay.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
So anyway, no, no.
So, you know, I'm at work.
I'm at the post office.
It's May 3rd, 2020, which was a Sunday.
She calls me up.
She says, hey, listen, radiators leaking in the charger.
And I says to her, okay.
She says, well, I already found it.
She's already went and picked it up.
I go, you did.
I go, how much you pay for it?
She goes $86.
I said, this is the wrong much.
How do you know?
I says, because I know.
It's too cheap.
So I got to the house.
It was obviously the wrong one.
The car was there.
It was cool.
I'm not going to lie to you, Matt.
I was frigging tired.
I says, okay.
I go watch.
So I go look.
So I pulled the radiator out of the car.
I gave it to her so she could match it up with the against,
take it back.
She already had one.
It was in the box.
That was the wrong one.
I took the other one out.
I put it there.
I go, I'm going to go inside.
Take a shower.
I'm going to wake, wake me up when you get home.
She's okay.
So she goes to advanced auto or somewhere and goes and gets the radiator.
I said, okay.
So I went and took a shower.
I'm laying down.
I'm on my back.
I'm in the room.
And time goes by.
I'm not worried about it.
I've got my hands cover my dick and my balls like this, right?
And cover like that.
And she says, I hear her come in the house.
She doesn't say anything.
Oh, good.
She's letting me sleep.
So I'm just sleeping.
And then next thing I know, she comes in the room.
I got my eyes closed.
I'm on my back.
I'm on top of the comforter.
She moves my hands.
She sucks my dick to get it hard, right?
Right.
And I tell her in Spanish,
poquet tu para, mommy.
That means why did you stop?
and she tells me she throws the water on she throws the water on me and before she throws the water
on me she says this why and she um through the through the water on me soon as it hit me um i was on
my side of the bed it hit me the pain was instant i mean in insane i sprung up out of the bed and
she's looking, she's like a cross where like you are, and she has a Victoria's secret receipt
and a gift card in her hand. And she goes, and who the fuck's this for? I said, for you,
you dumb bitch. And then I'm looking at her and all of a sudden I feel something. I look back
and the whole right side of like from my back to my back of my handstring, just the skin fell
off, rolled down, just and landed and just fell on the ground.
just a sheet of skin boom so i took off running took off running i go to the go to the
front door it had like a regular the regular house door i opened it up i go to i'm naked i took off
running i'm fucking i knew i'm hurt i'm running for my life so you know i take off i jet so the next
thing i know i go out and then we had bars another set of bars it was like a little foyer area
had another set of bars i go to open it bars were a lot
locked she locked
right took the key out
that no double-sided
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah and I go open
the fucking door she goes you'll be all right pussy
I go call the ambulance I said where's my phone
she says I smashed your phone
right
this is a Puerto Rican shit
yeah and she's telling me
I smash your phone I says all right
I says call I said I need to go to hospital
I says open a fucking door
And she says, no, you'll be all right.
You'll be all right, pussy.
Go get in the bathtub, pussy.
That's what she told me.
And I got skin fucking just falling off of me.
I mean, falling off.
Both arms from here to here.
I got here, here, here, my stomach, my dick, my balls, my ass, my back,
in the backs of my legs, all the way down to my knees.
So just to clarify, because you move through this pretty quick.
Right.
she came home right she then found the gift certificate in the receipt in my truck while she was
getting the gift the gift card in the receipt was sitting in the console of my Toyota truck okay
right so when she took my Toyota to go get the new radiator and return the old one that she bought
that was wrong she found it was sitting right there in her mind yeah she concocted that this
means you're having a you're sleeping around you're you're having in fair whatever you're you're
fucking some other chick right was there any reason for her to think like had you had you been
caught doing this in the past no no there's there's nothing that could have led her other than
seeing Victoria secrets card and a receipt right and well but that that's it like in her mind
on the way there or on the way back she concocted this fucking mental yeah
But then this is the same chick that could walk on Peanut Island down in Palm Beach there.
She could walk on there with a thong on, right?
And it was all right.
Me, I take my shirt off, right?
And she'd see somebody, a female, pointing or saying something about me.
And she always wore dark sunglasses and she looked straight ahead.
And she told me in Spanish, ponelese and ponessa laura.
That means put that fucking shirt on and put it on.
on right fucking now i was the only guy on peanut island with a fucking shirt on right but i was just
trying to you know appease her yes appease her and i said so why you're so jealous i'm not jealous
i'm territorial so remember those words people that's that's yeah yeah unfortunately i've heard
that okay the exact statement by the right so yeah well fuck you still got all your skin
you know yeah um okay so so bro you're you're you're you're locked in a fucking house
right like misery so yeah like fucking misery yeah yeah that's word of god so how do you what
and i'm hollering and i'm in highly of florida okay so she so wait so wait so wait so long so
once she concocted this in their mind she then had the at least she then had the frame of mind
to come all the way home boil water boil water yes and come in
go through the motions of
blowing you and then
throwing it on you. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro. I mean, it was fucking insane, dude.
And you, no violence in the past?
No, no, bro. No.
No, none at all.
All right, I'm sorry. No, the chick was my life, dude.
I mean, for real, man, I'm just being straight with all of us here in the room.
She was my life. She did, no. I told you straight up.
She was the greatest.
And I can't take.
that from her i can't how do you get out of the house bro next to the thing how much pain are you in
dude it was insane the pain uh will you ever burn your fingertip do that times a million
like i've seen that like you just seeing the picture is it's you know when you show colby he's like
looking away it's so um yeah it's yeah it's horrendous oh yeah yeah you're telling me
So here I'm naked.
I finally got out.
I got out of the house, right?
I go to get in my truck.
I'm not thinking, man.
I'm in survival mood, right?
I knew I was fucked up.
I knew this wasn't going to get fixed.
I had to go to a hospital and I had to go now.
I smashed my phone.
No.
So I go get in.
I get in my truck.
Not thinking.
I get in my truck.
She has the fucking keys.
I can't.
leave i'm in the street in highly of florida the houses are on top of each other naked help help help
not a motherfucker came to help me right so i ran back in the house right she goes i'll be right back
i'm going to go get ice she she has the keys to my truck she gets in my truck pickup truck
leaves I go back in the house I look around she did not smash my phone I found it I called 9-1-1
and I said look I just been burned my skin's falling off get here now then I called my buddy
who was a deputy in in the Palm Beach and I said hey man this bitch burn me dude I don't know
if I'm a liver dice whatever you do don't go back in the house yeah we got that phone we got that
phone call that 911 sorry yeah
He goes, don't, he goes, don't, don't go back in the house.
And I go, oh, I go, all right.
So I had put on my boots from work and my shorts.
I had no shirt on.
I got, so I call the next thing I know, she's still gone.
I did not go back in the house.
I'm leaning over to Dodge Charger outside.
And I go, and the 911 operator, so, no, no, don't go nowhere, stay right where you're at.
I go, okay.
So I stayed there.
They go, where is she?
I go, I don't know.
I didn't know she was where the fuck she was.
So I'm going to go get ice.
That told me she was getting it.
So next thing I know, Matt, I hear, wee, we, we, we, woo, we, woo.
I didn't call the police.
I called rescue.
Right.
And she hears, next thing you know, she comes around the corner, pulls up.
I can see 10 bags of freaking ice back there.
The biggest bags you can get.
She goes, go get in the bathtub.
And I go, am I getting a bathtub?
So she hears the sirens.
She goes, you call those crackers?
And I says, yeah.
And she says, what's you going to tell them crackers when they get here?
I says, I'm going to tell them you burn me.
She looks at me just like I'm looking at you.
She goes, no, the fuck you're not.
You're going to tell them you spilled that water on yourself.
I go, no poison.
I'm telling him, you fucking did it.
That rescue truck came around that fucking corner.
That bitch got in my truck.
I never saw her.
till 892 days later in court.
Okay.
So the rescue truck sees me.
Right.
It was a rescue truck,
not a fire engine.
It was a rescue truck.
It had big four doors on it
and the ambulance part on the back.
Matt,
I never even went in the back.
They looked at me and they go,
you're a fucking trauma alert.
Yeah.
They go,
how to fuck are you still standing?
I had no skin.
You could see my shit was gone here.
my you could sell i wasn't naked i had shorts on it and i showed the guy my dick and my balls and
shit and he was like oh fuck next thing i know he goes bro how are you still walking i said i don't know
so next thing i know we go around the corner we go to a school uh he i hand him my insurance
card and my driver's license he said i don't need your fucking insurance card i figured i'll
just like i'm getting regular services i like i'm at the doctor's office because my mind
is in straight survival mode right right right it's not thinking
So, then he says to me, so they take me around the corner.
Next thing I know, I see some cops around this field of, at a school.
And here comes a trauma hawk helicopter, rescue helicopter, sets down.
They put a towel over me, push my head down.
I couldn't see an agent.
And I walked to the trauma unit.
I mean, to the trauma hawk.
Some plastic thing over you?
I mean, what about all the dirt, those things throw?
Like, are they a bird?
No.
No, I had, I had like a, like, I want to say it was white.
It was, it was, could have been plastic.
Okay, like, all right.
I was covered.
Oh, okay.
And I got on, and I got on there and I took it out and I was there.
I'd just be concerned about, you know, because, listen, losing your skin, like, the, the, the likelihood of infection that will kill you.
Yeah.
Is overwhelmed.
Like, people are like, oh, you got like, it's not a sunburn, bro.
Like, you can get infected so easily.
Oh, I know.
And there's germs everywhere.
Right.
like what's keeping you alive is your skin so it's your largest organ right so anyway so at that point
i'm um so they i get in a trauma hawk uh that was so weird the guy had like a like just like
you see like in um um top gun right the guy had the guy's got a the pilot's got a full blown helmet
on with a thing and you can't see his face and then he just went to do that thing took off one
yeah it's like a military helicopter it's not dude it just no it went up and it's dead quiet in there
right it's dead silent it's more quiet than where we're at now and it just took up six minutes
later i'm at i'm at the university now university of miami jackson memorial burn trauma unit
dude when i got off of there bro i'm in there and they bring me in this room there's three
homicide detectives waiting for me waiting for me
um and um and doctors and all this and i'm there like this and i'm just i'm just laying there
naked well i had my shorts on they came they cut them off cut my boots off everything even though and
and uh and then like the guy asked me going this was a trauma guy comes in he goes so what do you
take and i go what do you mean what am i taking is you know exactly he says because this was
May 3rd, 2020.
This was right.
The Arnold Classic, which is in Ohio, was just before, just before was in March.
And me and her were going out there.
And then COVID hit.
And then we rerouted our trip because we were training for this.
And, you know, I was, I was.
much leaner.
I was in a different mindset.
And, you know, I had looked completely different.
So when I was laying there, the guy asked me what I used.
And I just told him, what he talked about?
He goes, you know what I'm talking about?
He could tell I was a bodybuilder.
And he says, any anabolic?
I said, no, just testosterone.
Because once Arnold Classic, once that, we didn't do that, I didn't do anything after that.
So I just would just maintain and just taking testosterone.
And then that was that.
And he was, he goes, okay, he is how much.
And I told him.
And then two days later, he came back in the room.
This is the detective?
No, the doctor.
The trauma doctor.
Trauma doctor.
Okay.
The burn doctor.
And he goes, I lost complete track of time and everything.
I didn't know what this happened at like 5, 20 in the afternoon.
And I couldn't even tell you when I,
when, you know, when I got there, when I didn't, this and that, I couldn't tell you.
They give you some, something to sit for the pain, for the, like, knock you out?
No.
I asked them while they were cleaning me up.
I was like, can you guys please, can you, can you knock me out to do this?
And they go, no, you have to be awake.
I'm like, fuck.
Why?
Yeah, right.
So I'm going to tell you this, the crazy thing is, so I'm laying there, right?
so they wanted me to my hand this hands burn right handed my hands burnt oh can you write a
i can't write shit man so they're there i'm naked right i'm laying out on his table and the lady
comes with a body cam and that's how they took a statement from me of what happened because they
because the doctor flat out told me a couple days later because you know if you wouldn't have been
jacked up on all that shit he said you would have died of a heart attack if you would have been a
regular diggler dude and and your heart rate was over two or
hundred beats a minute he said you would have an art attack and die he says but since you're an athlete
he said that's why you're surprised okay good so anyway i'm laying there in the uh in the trauma unit
right with this guy did so every all the cops leave to go have a conference i'm laying there by
myself all the sudden and i'm not a religious person not one bit i'm laying there all the sudden i said
fuck as a god if you're going to take me fucking take me if you're going to fucking let me live let
live but fucking do it do it now swear to god this roof if i'm bullshit this roof will fall on our
head bro the room got ice cold and i fucking just and it just all and when i knew i was powerless
i couldn't i couldn't i could not um there was nothing i could do so i just had to let go and that
was it fucking it was nothing you to do so i called my kids i called my job um i called the next girlfriend
that she was territorial y'all over that work with me at the post office.
And I left her a message.
I said, hey, listen, this bitch fucking tried to murder me, man.
I'm in a fucking trauma unit.
I'm burnt down.
I don't know if I'm going to live or die.
I says, but she's not caught.
So look out because this chick, a poison, always wanted Gloria, her name is Gloria Argueo, sexy chick from the post.
office. She tells me
Columbia and they didn't
know each other, but they were jealous of each other
for no reason.
I wasn't juggling both of them.
When I was with one, I was with one and when I
was with one, but the other one had like this thing
against the other one. One had more ass than
the other one. The other one had more tits.
It was like a woman thing. So
they were, right?
So I called her up and I left
her a message. Hey, listen.
La Tetona. She used to call Tetona.
means big tits in Spanish.
Let that don't say camano on me.
That means I said the big titty's burned me.
And I said, I'm a live or die.
But watch out.
I said, watch out.
Right, yeah, you don't know.
You're saying she might go for her next.
Right, because she always wanted her address and I would never give it to her.
And then one time she was, well, I'm going to go to her to post office.
You go to post office.
Postal inspector take your ass in jail.
No problem.
So that didn't happen.
So believe it or not.
so here i think i'm doing the right thing by calling miss argwayo and telling her that
uh to watch out right know what miss arguea does well three days later i'm there laying in
there like a friggin mummy okay wrapped from head to toe can't walk um uh they do not give
burn patients any inner venous drugs they started feeding me those frigging
synthetic heroin, right?
I'm there next time.
I think I'm freaking hallucinating because I got three deputies come in.
Here, she called up.
They wanted to serve me with a restraining order.
I'm in the trauma unit dying.
Oh, well, she's scared of you.
Scared to me, hair.
I can't even walk.
Who's scared of you?
Miss Argueo, the one I called her up that told her to be to be careful.
Yeah, that poison could possibly come.
for her next. Right. Yeah. So why are you being served? No, because Miss Argueo said that she was
scared of me. Right. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. That's another one I don't get.
Okay. Yeah. All right. So they, so the deputies show up. They serve you. Right. They served me and I had
to go to court. They gave me like a court date. It was like a month and a half out. Right. So I left
the hospital in one. I was there one month. Right. So when I
came home from the hospital, I had to go to the courthouse in Palm Beach on a walker.
And explained, I had no, I didn't have no lawyer with me.
I'd have a, I mean, I'm in pain, I'm covered.
I'm just, yeah.
So, yeah, the lady said she was scared of me.
I go, she couldn't figure out that I was looking out for her.
Right.
And to this day, she still can't get it.
I don't know.
she's a dyed blonde so i don't know if the chemicals got to her brain but i don't know okay yeah so
no but then getting back to uh yeah i mean on that end here i'm taking took care of my kids
i told my job of what happened and uh and i called this girl so i'm like okay so then i call my ex-wife
so next thing you know wait are the cops are looking for for poison yeah yes they asked you like
Where would she go?
Yes.
She was in the house.
She was in the house, but they couldn't break the door in to go get her.
Okay.
She parked my pickup truck back out front, left the keys in it.
Her car, remember, didn't have a radiator in it, so she couldn't go nowhere.
So she wasn't going to drive my truck because they had a blow on my truck, right?
So she left my truck there.
And so she just hid out in the house for like a couple days and then came up with some
crazy you know some concocted story i'll tell you about that one so so i'm in there um yeah so the detective
comes in a couple days after i'm burned i'm laying in the in the unit right and he goes hey man
let me show you something he's i'm not trying to add insult to injury or nothing he goes he
She goes, she came in, he shows me her state, you know, her written, her recorded, and her video.
She came in there like nothing.
High heels on, just pranced in there.
Yeah, well, me and him were arguing because I had a porn, me and him made a porno, and he wanted it.
So he charged me, and I threw a cup of coffee.
on a cup of tea she told on him and the guy's like okay and remember this guy was in the trauma
unit waiting for yeah yeah yeah and he sees that obviously did charge her naked yeah no no that
no that but she told him she took a cup of tea as big as your cup and and did this this was gallons
of water that did this so she uh yeah so so that was one thing she said then she changed
their story again oh he never touched me if you read if you read the statement it says yeah okay
oh one thing oh yeah that he i was arguing with him and he ran towards me and i threw the thing on
it but then oh he didn't do that yet she changed her story like three or four different times
but needless to say um um so the guy comes into the trauma unit shows me that this and that
and then shows me, here she bonded out on a 70.
So she was charged.
She was arrested and charged.
Yes, they charged her ag, agravated battery with bodily harm and disfigurement.
Ag assault with bodily harm and disfigurement.
My beef with that is, is that, and you know this, if me or you would have done that to a female,
we would have got no bond, just like I told the judge in court.
I says, if I would have done this to her, and I point.
to all the bailiffs in there.
I said I would have been in a cage there
and each and every one he used
would have been beating my ass every day
for doing this to a female.
I said, so this completely
is a different rules for different fools
type of case here.
I said, this is just completely.
So here she's out on bond
instead of coming and taking care
of what she had to do with me
to get this worked out.
Because if she would actually came
and goes, hey, listen, I lost my fucking mind.
I fucked up.
You know, I could have worked with you on it, but not, you know, coming up with this crazy,
with this crazy asinine fucking lies that didn't make any sense from Jump Street.
And once again, Matt, I had told her from any time, I said, anytime the police knock on the door,
you don't talk to the cops.
You don't have to.
So what the fuck does she do?
She goes down and thought she was going to talk to the cops and talk herself out of this.
Right.
So I see the video, the guy tells her, okay, he tells this story and he goes, she goes, that's it.
Yeah.
He tells her, stand up.
She goes, why?
She put your hands behind you.
She goes, why?
He's because you're going to jail.
He goes, why?
She actually went down with the whole living in denial.
Right.
Well, come to find out, when she was out, she got out on Bond.
She went to her kids.
She had to come up with some crazy story to get people behind her
because she didn't want to look like a complete nut and go,
listen,
I was jealous and I burned this fucking guy's dick and balls.
She didn't want us do that.
She went ahead and just,
oh yeah,
well,
he was trying to beat me up because remember I told you
she would never let me talk to the one daughter?
Because I believe she told them a separate,
she lived a separate life with them than she did with me.
And I think in my mind that she didn't.
told them that some way or told people that I was abusive towards her. Because after she did this
to me, I had people and I have it in my phone sending me open up fake Instagram accounts and
DMing me, oh, we're going to kill you, motherfucker for what you did to her. You're a sadist.
You're this, you're that. You're abuser. I said, well, you're going to have pie on your fucking
face here, my brother. I said, because when I walked out of the fucking trauma unit, there was no
cops there locking me up. Because if I would have done something, they would have hooked me quick.
Right. So the guy, so the cops showed.
me here um you know where windwood is it's down in miami it's art district right here she bonds out
of um tgk uh it's a jail down there off of by the miami international airport she bonds out
she goes home takes a bath flat irons her hair goes out with her kids and is dancing and drinking
and puts it on instagram and facebook then the next morning she puts on there yeah i'm back to doing
what I love. And I have all this here. So this is no hearsay. I have all of this. And thank God I saved it.
People go, oh, you shouldn't save shit like that. You never know when you're going to need it.
Right. So anyway, I needed it. And I saved it here. Oh, God, I did this on your time. I feel so much
relief. I'm like, what? Because here she went ahead and just concocted this crazy story, man.
And the guy shows me, she's down there drinking and dancing. He goes, so what do you think about
this. I signed those fucking papers.
Yeah.
I didn't hold my breath thinking that she
was going to come and, you know,
and come and be accountable for what
she did. Still to this day,
she's not accountable. Right. Even if she's
sitting in the can, she wrote me some
bullshit thing. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm not.
Yeah. Like I said, so then
so she
went, saw our kids.
Came up with a story.
Came up with a story. She came up with a story to tell
them because remember and uh you know if anybody's offended is they're millennials so and they were
not street smart by any stretch imagination her grandkids and her kids could not walk across the street
they couldn't play outside because they would run in the street and get killed because they didn't
they couldn't function they just didn't have being able to function like that right but they hear
they could go and make two hundred thousand dollars on their you know on a on a job working for somebody
but couldn't cross the street.
But that didn't count.
So she gets out.
She's on bond.
Right.
What happens during the,
like between her getting out and being sentenced?
Oh,
yeah.
What happened?
It was nothing but a party.
Okay.
How long before you're able to go back to work?
Me?
Believe it or not.
I was out of work three months
Okay
After you got out including the three months
Including the month you were in
So it still took 60 days
Where you could even go back to work
Right
But like I said I got out of
I got out of
I got out of hospital on a Friday
Monday
I went back to the gym on a walker
So what happened with the skin grafts
Like I mean you've like you
You're not mentioning
You're saying oh you know
I was
burned yeah but they they you have what would they do to you to put you back
second it was second and third degree this my elbow right here right this was pigskin
because i didn't have nothing on my back or my ass which is where they pull it from right
right because you were laying down the water went it spread it went down and it burned your back
she she she threw it from like where the wall is this way so when she threw it this way it hit
hit here. I was basically sitting in it.
Yeah. So it was basically, that's why my ass and my back got burnt so bad.
Right. Because I was sitting in it. And then the water splash. That's why my left quad is burnt so bad because it hit, it hit here. It hit here. It came across. And it was just like a title wave and it hit me. Yeah. I was just going to say there's a, I saw like a TikTok the other day where the, this chick's like, I can get out of any headlock. Any. There's this guy.
He's like six foot two.
She's a little tiny girl.
Have you seen that?
And the guy is like, he's like, what are you talking about?
She's like, I can get it.
She's within 10 seconds, I'm out of it, guarantee it.
And the guy's like, there's no way.
And she, you know, what are you going to do?
And she's like, trust me.
You will, I will get out of this.
Trust me.
And the guys finally, he's like, okay, let's see.
He's, you're going to let me put you in the headlock.
Absolutely.
I got one move.
It'll get me out like that.
And the guy's like, all right, we'll see.
You get her in the headlock.
Immediately he goes, ah!
And screams and lets her.
go and she had a lighter in her hand she just went and for a split second oh yeah that that flame hit
and boom he fucking let go just like that and imagine so i can imagine the heat of over a boil
of a of a a gallon of boiling water bro it was insane so um yeah so the cops came and you know at this
point like i said you know i'm not uh i'm not a person like
gets, that's embarrassing, humiliated.
I sat there every day, dude, every day.
And they fucking just painted me and changed my dressings.
I have a video of me with a glove on that they had an IV in my hand.
And people ask me, what's that for?
They wouldn't help me do shit in there.
Oh, no.
I had to get up every morning.
They put a fucking IV with morphine in it.
the lady sat like over there and as i got in a shower she would pump the fucking morphine
in me bro so it would take the fucking pain away because remember my shit was fucking raw
raw bro it was insane right oh they wouldn't fucking come in there and fucking wash your ass or
nothing dude oh fuck no and then you understand why right you understand they to a degree they
have to get you moving and up and doing yeah yeah yeah no i was good with that i was good with that i was
good with that part, bro, but I'm just talking about it was just insane. Yeah, you're not laying
there being pamper. They're making you get up. Yeah, man. So, dude. And I, and like you said,
I'm, like you said, remember you said about infection? I lived by myself in there in a, it was two doors to
get into my room. It was one door that they opened and then it closed and then it was like another
and then they opened it to come in again. I live completely by myself there for a month, bro.
Yes, that reverse pressurization where it's basically it's your room's a little bit pumped more so that it pushes things out.
Yeah.
When they open the doors, they got the for the, and they're there are they wrapped up and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, they were covered.
Yeah, they were covered.
They were like in Tyvex.
They're hugely concerned about infection.
Yeah, and don't forget, it was May 3rd.
It was, they had no food in their hospital.
And at that point, you know, I eat massive amounts of food.
And they had nothing there because of COVID.
Right.
They wouldn't let nobody bring nothing in.
My ex shows up there.
I'm out of it.
I next thing I know, she's standing over me.
She's in her uniform.
And she goes, I go, hey, what's going on?
And she goes, oh, I didn't expect her to burn you.
I expect her to shoot you.
I said, get the fuck up out of here.
I said, get the fuck up out of here.
And on that term, three weeks to the day, she sold her a Glock pistol.
I and I and I'm looking straight at you my man if I had to do it again I'd rather be shot right
she would have gave me a shot motherfucker I'm burning you or I'm shooting you fucking shoot me
if you if God help you if it ever happens get shot take the bullets fuck that because I think
she would have shot me once and maybe it would have scared her because the ears were ringing
or something you know because we were in a small room and maybe she wouldn't have fucking
kept blasts if she would empty the 17 in me she would have killed me but fuck there was a time
i was like if i laid back and i said man i wish this motherfucker would have just killed me instead
of burn me because i was suffering and then to add insult to injury then she's out there partying
oh yeah six blocks away from where winwood is winwood walls when they took the video they took
video and they're they're dancing bro they're drinking bottles fucking eating she just got out on bond
then I'm fucking over there dying.
So, you know, and everybody's, oh, man, you know,
you should have gave her, gave her a break.
Fuck her.
No, yeah, no, give her a break my ass.
I was like, you know, the fuck, she knew what she had to do.
And the crazy part is about this whole thing is,
I knew she was going to, I knew she was going to go to prison, right?
And I was like, none of her supposedly loving family ever came
to me once and I'm not a hard guy to find them I'm in all the gyms down there in Palm Beach
and Brow County somebody could have came to me hey man don't don't put my mom in prison what
let's what can we do nobody came to negotiate with me one bit because you want to know why bro
she fucking went ahead and told him this elaborate story she told people that she was going to be
exonerated that I was beating her and all this other shit fuck though the only thing I beat her
was with my cock.
I didn't fucking beat her with nothing else with my hands, bro.
And that was on her.
Right. And that was on her.
Real quick, where did you go when you left?
You didn't go back to the house.
No, her house, no.
Okay.
I went back to my house in, in Laxatchie.
Oh, okay.
I was at my million-dollar house.
Okay.
Like I told, I wasn't a homeless guy.
I didn't need to be anywhere.
Wasn't like I was going to get cast to the street.
I went right back to my house.
Okay.
Sat in my chair.
How long?
How long did this play out before she was actually sentenced?
Three,
over three years.
She just kept delaying it?
No, they kept,
uh,
um,
well,
sorry,
let me go at this.
Basically,
she,
um,
so she went and hired an attorney.
Within a week,
within a week of her,
um,
everybody,
all my friends thought,
because I remember she got 2,500 bucks a month
and she hustled a little dope.
She had, we had had had a friend ours
that committed a crime and he sold his shit
and he escaped the, what do you call it, the country?
He went to Brazil to go live.
So she only owed $100K on a house at that time
was worth $400K.
The mortgage payment was $1,048.
bucks so it was easy to make right instead of her because what the whole thing is is it
backfire because she lied she'd have been bet everybody thought that she was going to sell the house
to one of those cash buyers and then take that money and just flee the country she didn't because
she had to stay because she lied and told these people this she had got together people uh from what
I gather. She paid the attorney. She had Arthur Jones. What a fucking piece of shit he was.
And I told him so in court. They didn't even tell the fucking Judge Venzer didn't even tell
me to be quiet. I told me he was a fucking clown. Uh, what an idiot. He helped, he didn't
help her. He fucked her more. He trusts me. Besides, the only thing that came out positive there,
his pockets were lined with money. Well, anyway, he was in, uh, and, and, uh, and,
and hires this guy and and spends 120k.
And every time it was deposition time for me,
the guy's grandmother would die.
Okay.
That's so, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, no.
I don't know how many grandmothers this guy had.
But every time when it came down to Punch Time,
oh, my grandmother died.
My Jesus, Fonger.
Christ, how many fucking grandmas you got?
It was bullshit.
That's what he used because there was nobody in the court to tell him, okay, you know,
they weren't going to challenge it.
But that was the truth.
His grandmother didn't fucking die.
Right.
Guy must have fucking ten grandmas.
But whatever.
So, I'm in, so eventually he gets down the deposition day for me.
I talked to, that's okay.
So a guy's asking me, he was, well, well, Mr. Polis.
do you use steroids and I go I have yeah do you use them now and I go no he goes so you don't use
anything I said no I don't use I don't say I don't use anabolic steroid and he goes oh have you and I go
yeah so then he goes has miss Vega and I go yeah he goes really I go yeah in a depot right
instead of the guy just keeping his mouth shut don't fucking answer no more the guy
proceeds to ask me
what meds
the woman used
I said well she used
Anavar
she used
she used
testananthate
she used
HGH
she used
Echopoise
she used
Tren
oh
instead of
she's blatantly
lying to him
too
right
here she didn't even
tell this guy
the truth
right
I don't think
the guy
to this day
knew the truth
okay
and
and
and
And then he's asking me about porn and sex toys and all this shit.
And I'm like, so, and what I was thinking he was doing is, is she was trying to, I call it, blackmail me from a distance.
She was like, okay, well, I'll tell him about porn.
I don't give a fuck about porn.
I don't give a fuck about porn.
I'm fucking hell out of you.
Well, fuck, I give a fuck.
I'm a fucking porn star.
I don't care.
I'm not embarrassed about that.
If anybody needs to be embarrassed, it's you, not me.
So she, and I have no shame in my game.
You want to ask me about steroids?
Yeah, I'll tell you all about them.
No problem.
Yeah, sure, no problem.
So she was trying to blackmail me.
You know, I called it from a distance.
I'm like, what?
She even went as far as asking my, she subpoenaed one of my friends who was a deputy,
who is a deputy, to sheriff's office.
asked him because he went to the gym with us asked him about steroids and this guy and then
the guy then the guy proceeds to ask how many other deputies use steroids at the sheriff's
office just shit like that trying to like trying to get me to back off i'm going to make this
uncomfortable for you and everybody that you know and ask really pointed you know um embarrassing
questions and hopefully they'll probably everybody will pressure you to men just make this go away
bro. Right. And I didn't. Right.
Because like I said, I have no shame in my game.
Right. And, um, like me, I could buy, like I could, like I had, uh, 2,600 naked pictures of me
from the, from the trauma center. I could walk around your neighborhood, completely naked
and not think anything of it. Right. I go into public. Say, it has no problem. I have no problem.
Um, so she, uh, she didn't do anything to make herself.
any better i i i you know the more this guy talked the more he pissed me off and the more that if
i ever thought about going okay yeah i you know i you know right no nobody ever ordered a
psychological evaluation for her um nothing they never went in they never went in that direction at
all um they asked me did she ever hit no it just asked me
be just like pointless questions and and it went nowhere and it went absolutely nowhere so basically
it wasted uh i knew the outcome was going to be what it was going to be so then they came up
with an idea one day well how about if we because they want to know my medical bills my medical
bills were like $585, $585K.
But the insurance covered some of it.
The trauma hawk bill was $46,000 for the to fly on a helicopter for six minutes.
They asked me about that.
And I was like, yeah, they go, well, how about if she gives you, because they came at her with, what's that a plea offer?
They said, how about five years in prison, she wanted first.
She came, she says, I don't, I want
adjudication withheld.
I don't want to be a convicted felon.
I want to keep my gun rights.
And, but I want 10 years probation and I'll go
to anger management. I'm like,
what?
So then, I said, you're out of your mind.
That ain't happening. Well, then they
says, I said, forget. I said, don't come back. So then
they can't call, prosecutor calls me one day.
Listen, she's going to come up with 500K.
she wants to know we take 500K
she doesn't go to prison but she's on paper for 10 years
but she would still be able to keep her benefits
her $2,500 a month
she was still going to be able to get the free health insurance
she was still going to be able to travel anywhere she wanted
like she did when she's out on bond she's going to France
and here and party and you know and I'm like what
You know, shit that me and you couldn't do,
she was allowed to do because she was a woman.
And I, and I, and I says, no.
They go, what?
They say, you don't want?
I go, no.
Because then they told me, well, you know, you can't double dip.
You probably know this.
If they would have made her pay restitution to me in the criminal court,
in the civil court, I was not able.
to sue.
So I got it one way or the other.
So she was trying to be like,
O.J.,
and negotiate her way out of shit
by paying her way out.
You follow me?
Yeah, she's thinking if she pleads guilt,
even if she gets a sweetheart deal,
she can still,
she's going to have to,
she's going to have to admit what she did,
and now she's open for a civil.
So she's thinking to herself,
instead of him suing me later,
I'll make that a part of the criminal
and get a sweetheart deal
and close the door on us on a civil action right okay so she's not doing it she's doing it
one to stay out of jail and two to close that door right but uh right no i said no no no
because like i said she showed she drugged me through three years of of of unnecessary
pain and suffering yeah pain and suffering uh sending porno videos over to her
her attorney watching me fucking her
and sending the videos over to the prosecutor,
you know, and I'm like, what?
You know, that was unnecessary.
It had nothing to do with it.
You're just trying to, you know, flex on me.
You know, she was trying to flex.
If she was so fucking innocent,
want to go to trial.
You're honest.
Oh, no, no.
She said she wanted to go to trial.
She wanted to go to trial.
So then when in, you know,
and I'm like, oh, yeah.
Oh, no, because she kept telling people she would.
So basically,
Matt we used to have a saying the show must go on she was putting on this show for as long
and as possible as she could and like I said she wouldn't have had to done it if she just would
have been accountable right for you know I just say like you're going to get look you're
going to get a lot more with honey than vinegar you know what I'm saying like if if you showed
like for me to me if you showed up and said look here's what was going on here's what I thought
I fucked up I really messed up I want to make this right I like if you really really
were contrite and you really meant it right you know then you're going to get a lot further than
the go fuck yourself attitude with me and then me then me when i have that if it's fuck me it's fuck me it's
fuck you too oh absolutely you're with me or you're against me right just as like when you tried to give
that guy uh i was listening to one of your videos yesterday and the guy was like yeah you told the guy
look man you knew you were caught you go listen i'll just give you fucking money back yeah
the guy's like no well i don't want the money i want you to go to prison you're like well that's
fucking stupid because you're going to lose you know what i mean yeah you're never going to get your
money no yeah you really not you know and supposedly remember the bank doesn't they only want their
money that not not in that shit you know i forget which video that was but whatever it was i was like
that's so stupid you get these people on the line and they give them a little bit of power and they just
make shitty they shitty negotiations i mean really so i'm telling you know um but like i said
nobody ever came forward like from her family and try to even like meet with me on the side
and say hey but there was a million of them and i have the proof a million of them came out of
the woodwork well i'm going to kill you motherfucker this that all these guys that whole street
mentality yeah no no yeah yeah but the whole thing is is that didn't help her yeah that didn't
help her cause. In the end, it fucked her even deeper. You know what I mean? You know, I don't know
what she thought that I was going to, what, crumble? No. You know, I wasn't, fuck it. I was in it,
you know, like I said, I'm not a half-stepper. I'm all the way in, man, fuck it. You know? And she just
just didn't handle the shit right. You know what I mean? You know, you were talking about the
embarrassment or being embarrassed like like you think you're going to send pictures and a
porno and embarrass me like you just spent 30 days in in a fucking trauma unit naked like I've
seen the pictures burn your shit burn your thighs your your dick your balls your ass your
whole thing like do you think you can embarrass me now I've been walking around for 30 days
having to have my wounds cleaned twice a day or whatever it was and like you think
You think, like, so you think showing a porno of me banging you is going to embarrass me?
Right.
Listen, that's me at my best.
Right.
That's not embarrassing.
You know, it's crazy.
And then the whole thing is, right?
Remember I told you about my trainer, right?
So, me and her used the same trainer.
And so she called a trainer up after she got out.
She was, listen, I'm sorry, I can't train with you no more.
But I'm going to tell you, you know, this motherfucker was attacking me.
and I threw a cup of tea on them, right?
So after I get out of their trauma unit, right?
I get out of the fucking trauma unit.
I go see my trainer, dude.
I'm down like 60 pounds.
I'm like, I'm like 204 right now.
I'm down to like one fucking 40.
I walk in a fucking gym, skinning bones, bro.
Skin and bones.
And my boy's like, come on, man, let's go.
Let me check you out, right?
He's, man, take the clothes off.
size my trainer man a guy fucking knows me guy's been training me here so he looks at me
how big was that cup of tea no he goes something ain't right here and i go why he goes he never
told me nothing he goes why is your ass burnt and i go he told she told him that i was walking
and she threw it on me like this.
He goes, so he goes, so why isn't your face burned?
You know, why is you dick and your balls and your quads and your fucking arms?
This whole arm was completely burnt, man.
And my back and my ass.
He goes, why are those fucking burned, you know?
Like I told you, you know, this arm here was second.
This was third.
my left quad was third
parts of my dick and balls were third
my balls swelled up to be this big right
I begged a surgeon I says
can you please take me God help me
if I could have got a scalpel
when I was in a trauma unit
and the mindset I was it was so uncomfortable dude
I was laying there with two pillows holding my balls up
they swelled up and the guy goes
Oh, your body's protecting itself.
I go, fuck.
I said, can you take me the fucking surgery and pop them?
Right.
Because I thought because they were full of water.
And I'm like, come on, dude, please, man.
And he was like, oh, no, I said, I can't.
So about that same time, I'm going back into, I'm in the trauma unit.
I get up one night to go take a piss.
I told you, I lived by myself.
So I'm wrapped from head to toe, from here down to my knees.
the only thing is out is my dick and my balls right so my dick is burned bad right so but it's
painted up they got to paint it up with like antibiotics and shit so then i go to piss so i put
both of my hands on a wall to support me like this i go to push all of a sudden my dick swells up
like this because the hole the dick hole sealed off with a scab bro and then all of a sudden it just
went like this bang and then shot dude it was like like you see one of the
of those pimple videos that you see the people dude the shit just shot out bro fucking blood
and piss all over the fucking bathroom it was fucking bad bro and i'm supposed to fucking forget that
i see the look on your face well yeah and i'm supposed to fucking forget that and you know what i
mean now you know why i see a psychiatrist every week you know what i mean but guess what this is
therapy for me to talk about this i'm going to be so much better off after this interview bro
you have no idea believe it or not this helps me at 892 days when i when i saw her in court
and like i told you i could give you my my shrinks phone number and he'll tell you dude that day
changed andy's life when i saw her and i looked over and she was completely unrecognizable
and helpless and i told them keep that fucking money put that bitch in fucking prison
her life fucking just escaped her but guess what it doesn't make me feel it doesn't make me feel any
better that she's in the can right now right it doesn't it doesn't do anything i didn't get a
fucking thrill out of it i didn't go have a party like her i'm dying i thought about going to winwood
walls and going yeah too you know but fuck it i didn't you know it's just not me so so when you get
when you finally you do go and you're in court which time what do you mean what because we went
For the sent, are you in for the plea guilty?
No, no.
Went the one time when they told me, they go, you need for dad, the prosecutor wrote up a deal because they thought that I could be bought for fucking 500K.
Right.
You know.
And 500K is life changing for some people.
Yeah.
For me, it's not.
I mean, I've, I've pissed 500K before.
Just, you know, come on, you know how to do it just as well as I do.
You know what I mean?
The whole guy goes, well, I would have took that money and bought a car.
I've already had fancy cars.
I've already had fucking fancy house.
I've already vacation.
I'm bored with that shit already.
So now, yeah, they had to, they come out, the prosecutor goes, okay, well, you know, they have a, what was it?
Not trust fund.
What's that?
Escaro account.
Right.
They have a check in there, 500K for you.
And I go, well, I don't want it.
They go, you have to take it.
I go, I ain't got to take a guy.
damn thing. I went with that post office attitude
fucking that I have. I'm not
fucking taking a fucking thing. I ain't got to take shit.
So I
went in there. Well, you're going to have to ask
a judge. I ain't got no fucking problem talking to a fucking judge.
That's when you see me. I was in there
and in shorts. If you see that one
video, you'll see me in there saying she had
890. That was at
892 days. I had never
seen her. I had never received
any word from her.
she partied this and that and one other thing and this is what i find outrageous to
i forgot this they she had a a six hundred thousand dollar home she had a private lawyer
uh she had like five or six line five or six online businesses going
in some way, somehow, the state of Florida says that she was indigent.
I'm going, what?
I go, look, how do you, indigent?
How's she come up with a half a million dollars?
Exactly.
Exactly.
But then again, right, when all this shit happened to me, right?
Even though I had health insurance, there was a thing, is a thing in the state of Florida
is called Victims' Crime Compensation Fund.
it's for people of of of violent crimes whether it's you know money for this that oh they broke that
they sent me a letter to my house oh yeah we're going to be able to you're going to be able to
get you know this we're going to give you 25k for a catastrophic injury we're going to give you
this we're going to give you that you don't have to pay any co-pays you don't have to pay this
take just take this paper with you to um to any of the to any of your doctors the dentist and all
that shit and and and they'll send us the bill and we'll pay them bro i took that fucking thing
down there to get lasers to get laser they fucking laughed at me dude at the university at
fucking laughed at me and it said it came from ashley moody the uh this not just uh not the state
attorney the attorney general of florida came from her office saying andrew polo was a victim of
you know and we're responsible blah blah blah blah blah isn't it they fucking laughed at that shit
i went down there to go get it they wanted seven thousand dollars to fucking do laser laser surgery on this
and 7,000 more to take the keyloids off of my, off of my leg.
It wouldn't do it.
So they want to meet, no, no, no.
Well, we want to guarantee.
I go, what fuck you mean?
It's right there.
And it said right on it, it is a violation of a state statute that if you
that if they refuse services, they didn't give a fuck.
They didn't get a fuck one bit.
I went to the dentist because when they sent me home, right?
they sent me home with those those oxies right those fucking blue pills that i was scared to death
to take them so i wouldn't take them because i was scared of addiction i seen people
fucking dying off them i didn't know i don't have an addictive personality like that so the
first night i came home from the hospital i was scared to take him matt god is my witness
and i lived i ate one the pain was so bad i ate 10020 i read i
ibuprofen's at one night for the pain.
I ate the whole friggin jar of ibuprofen.
So then go to the dentist because after they gave you the oxies,
I grinded my teeth down and I wanted to get my teeth fixed, right?
I went there, the lady felt, yeah, soon as I had, oh, no, we can't do none with that.
She even called up there and they told, yeah, go ahead, do the services for Mr. Polo
and we'll reimburse you.
They wouldn't fucking do it.
Never got any.
Any of the shit that the state of Florida
told me they were going to give me?
They didn't give me nothing.
But then I had received
papers at my home
that they gave her attorney
$36,000.
They paid him
three payments of $12K a piece
because she was indigent.
And I even asked
a judge.
judge on someone of the, if you got the transcripts, I says, excuse me, judges, I'd love to know how
you are indigent when you own a $600,000 home and you have all these online businesses,
and I showed her every one of them, how are you indigent? How do you have an attorney that you pay him
$500 an hour and you're indigent? Right. I couldn't get an answer for it. So,
okay. So, well, so when you do end up in court? Yes.
and they make the offer, hey, you got, she's got 500,000, we're going to give her 10 years paper.
You speak in front of the court at that time, right?
Yeah, I told the judge, no.
Right.
So what did the judge say?
Like, how did that?
The judge says, I says, I don't want, I says, keep the money.
See, because number one, I didn't want, I wanted her to go to prison because of just of her actions for the last three years.
Right.
I wanted her to go to prison because of her asshole attorney.
Yeah. I wanted, um, I wanted her to pay like I paid, right?
Right. But without, she wanted luxuries and wanted to buy her way out.
I'm like, no, you ain't fucking nobody like that. So, so she, you know, I just, I told the, I told the judge, it says, judge, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't mention anything about civil or, you know, double dipping. I didn't, I already knew. I knew, I knew, event.
that I was going to get her on the civil side,
but I just didn't know when
because her house was covered by the homestead exemption
and all that other shit was covered by that.
So I couldn't attach myself to it.
So anyway, so I says,
no, keep the fucking money and put her in prison.
I mean, her life fucking just escaped her right there.
You can see it.
So you can watch Kobe.
You can watch the video.
Right.
Take her freedom from her,
just like mine was, I said.
So after, so where the judge threw out the plea?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the judge was like, yeah, I'm not going to accept that plea.
So then the judge asked her right there.
So are you ready to take the 60 months in prison?
She goes, no, I want to go to trial.
And you know what she looks at the attorney?
She looks at her attorney and looks back to judge.
Judge Venser looks at him and goes, are you sure you want to do that?
And they go, yes.
I'm sitting back.
I scared a group of, um, of, um, of,
law students that were there. The law students were next to me. And they go, what do you think about
that, Mr. Polo? That judge makes a verbal out on her mic. What do you think about that? I said,
if she wants to say, get it how you live, I said, that's the exact word. The kids next to me were
shaking because they saw me on the, I was in there. What? They were scared. And I apologize to
them when I left us. I'm sorry. I said, I hope I don't, uh, hope my, you know, the way
I spoke as it is my thing everything's not always like this so right yeah I felt bad because
the kids were shaking it was girls and they were just like you know but then the funny thing is is
she gets up and leaves court they have seven what happened with the judge you said that we had talked
before you said something to her like you realize if you go to oh yeah no no no that no that was at the
end sorry sorry that was at the end okay oh yeah so I could yeah so the day she had to go and
get sentenced to get to plead to um oh yeah yeah yeah yeah she's standing there and the judge said
something she tells the judge i can't do this i'm not ready for this this is not fair so and then
her attorney standing right next to her matt they have a two huge boards of all my photographs
I told you,
2,600 and like 7,000 pages
of written documents
about this.
And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and her,
no, her goofy lawyer standing next to her, this guy, and he goes,
she goes, I want to go to trial, he goes, okay.
The judge goes, excuse me, Mr.
Mr. Jones, have you had a chance?
You know who saved poison?
Was the judge.
Told poison, excuse me, have you, Mr. Jones, have you seen the photographs of Mr. Polo's
injuries before you want to go ahead and go to trial?
They looked over and they went back and forth.
She came over, I'll take the plea agreement.
She didn't want to do it, right?
So then what they would never do with me, they let.
her instead of taking her in a custody like they would hook me and you right there
clank clank right they let her go home they let her walk out of the court that day they told
her they were going to give her 15 years and when she showed up they were going to give her
the 30 months or whatever when she came back so she came back that was at eight um
it was like uh there was some days in between it was like February so you're
saying she got five years in prison 10 years on probation yes okay right yeah so she's in uh yeah so so
and still when when it came time for her to go to prison that day in court they wouldn't let me
they escorted me out of the building i said what i said bro the cops surrounded me and escorted me
out of the building right like i was a criminal
yeah i i didn't get to see her leave the only time i got to see her leave was when she was on
what do you call when on channel seven okay and um and uh and and and that was that and you know
and the funny thing is is the puppet master the main daughter that would would always tell her
what to do and and all this other shit does she suck to prove her never came never once stood in
court because the TV cameras would pan over there and she didn't want to be seen.
So apparently, she knew there was a reason she didn't want nobody, but the one daughter,
Alexa, stood there with her, which, you know, hey, somebody had to do it.
But like I said, all these other people, like all the people that were going to kill me and,
you know, and all the shit that they were saying, that never, nobody ever showed up.
and obviously nobody ever killed me but trust me i look every day
keep my eyes open
so she so what a few months later she ends up going to prison she ends up reporting right
no no no she yes no she came back uh like a week later and then when she got to court
her attorney asked the judge again can we have another week because you know she's
she's her tenants moving into the house and the judge goes absolutely not
yeah i mean just crazy i mean shit like that that would never happen that would me or you and like i said
we're not violent criminals but here this violent criminal just because she was a woman she was able
to do whatever you know what i mean i just like it was beyond me and um you know crazy right let me run
this by you real quick and i want to see what you think about this um my uh my i was i was with
the me and poison were out one night right she had an iphone me poison and a guy that was in the
low with you in coleman we were out he just came home and he came down to visit me and we're
talking blah we're out eating at uh over in weston somewhere down there at some fancy restaurant
next thing you know her daughter alexa just walks in the bar where at the club we're in
we're eating here for i'm just trying to get your opinion on this here she let her daughter
gps her phone her daughter knew where the mother was all the time isn't that weird it's a little
odd yeah yeah yeah and so my boy that just came home and he was a successful criminal um you know
he came home to where people came home to nothing this guy came home to all his shit you know
right they never took it so he comes home to his junkyard he goes well i still got my hat or
this i'm like his junkyards and all this other shit so he says to me he says uh he goes so
who called her and i go because he still wasn't with the whole GPS thing he i go who called
her he goes nobody i goes she had GPS what the fuck is that and i told him so then yeah she
she comes in or comes in sits at the table with us orders of fillet
orders a martini
orders a dessert
and goes all right
eats everything
and goes I gotta go
I thought that was the weirdest shit man
and that's the shit that I dealt with
right but like I said
who's supposed to pay you're supposed to pay
yeah we did obviously
but he thought it was the weirdest thing
because I was like man
you know I mean it was like weird shit like that
that still sticks in the back of my mind
but she didn't see anything wrong with that
that was fucking what was nuts man
didn't see anything wrong with that oh yeah well yeah she's just playing on the phone i go what
hear your daughter's reckless if anybody should be watching somebody it should be in it was almost
like it was like role reversal was like in insane well i mean the cool thing she she she her you know
her daughter now sure her daughter knows where she is all the time still so yeah but like i said
but then again they're not mad at them
I think now they might be mad at the mom because I filed action against her for civil shit.
Right.
So, you know, she's in Lowell up here in, in, what's that, not Gainesville.
What's the other one?
I don't know where Lull's a state prison.
Yeah, Lull Prison, yeah.
It's not Gainesville?
No, it's not Gainesville.
It's the other one.
Ocala.
Ocala, yeah.
She's in Ocala and Loll.
in a medium.
Right.
My thing is this is, is I filed action on her for, you know, because her house went for sale.
So I just, boom, I jumped right on her house with the lawyer.
And because now she wanted to sell it.
Right.
It's not homesteaded.
Is it homesteaded?
She didn't live there.
No, not anymore.
Not anymore.
But she had a home.
Right.
Yeah, she's there in prison.
So, but now she was.
went ahead and this is how crazy you think and I she had she didn't hire a lawyer I thought I said great
I hope she'll hire that same asshole Arthur Jones from Miami because he would have just fucked it up
anyway and took all her money so he um said uh she says that uh oh that I since I said I didn't want
the money in the criminal court uh that I can't but she's answering she gave her answer she did it on
her own so apparently she's using a prison attorney jailhouse lawyer but obviously they're not
as good as the ones that you had you know what i mean that were real lawyers right that are in the can
oh no apparently oh yeah oh no he gave up his clock started ticking on may 3rd 2020 when when she
injured me so here let me backtrack one second so one time so after she burned me right i go
let me go after her homeowner's insurance.
I said, okay, one time, okay, one time we had a flood in the house,
the water heater went bad.
Right.
The house was all tiled up a couple walls.
We dried it out.
It was all good.
I went and I put a new hot water heater and blah, blah, blah, blah.
She was, well, I'm going to call the insurance company.
I go, okay, well, nothing ever got fixed.
I put the thing in.
It still needs, so we end up fixing it ourselves.
She never told me here she never had.
homeowners insurance on the house.
The house wasn't paid for.
She had that forced insurance
from the mortgage company.
But that only covers the mortgage.
Right.
It was right.
It only covered the walls and the roof.
Nothing inside,
nothing outside.
That's why the mortgage was only
$1,048 bucks.
So I was like, man, this is fucking great.
1,00048 bucks, fucking great.
100K she owed on the house.
House was worth $400.
Then it went up to six.
So I go and get a lawyer
and I go, let me sue.
the homeowner's insurance.
So the guy writes her attorney, Arthur Jones, and goes, yeah, well, what do you, show me what
you got?
Here, she never even told her attorney she didn't have homeowners insurance.
So guess what her attorney said?
Her attorney goes, well, if he drops all the charges against her, we'll say that there
was an accident inside the house.
because since this was a criminal
intentional act,
knowing homeowners insurance
is going to cover it.
Right.
Yeah.
So you murder me inside your place.
There's nothing going to happen.
I can't get your insurance coming
because it's criminal.
Right.
And it's intentional.
So I didn't know that.
But then, yeah,
that's, I mean,
they went all kinds of directions
trying to get this.
Fucking defraud the insurance company.
Fucking porn.
Fucking steroids.
Talking shit about the cops,
you know, this, that,
everything else.
Send the people,
enemy death threats.
I mean,
nothing she did helped her.
And I don't think to this day,
that that motherfucker even figured it out.
She didn't help herself.
She fucked herself.
I mean,
I'm sure.
So are you,
so you're going,
so you are,
you did file a civil action against her.
Yes, I did.
So,
all right.
So did you stop the sale of the house?
No,
they're going on it.
No,
yes.
They're going to let the house sell.
they're going to let the house sell
but the proceeds are not going to be distributed
to they're held in escrow
because there's that action on the home
okay yeah so they're okay so you did tie up
you did tie up you've got a
judgment or you've got
at least a lien of some type on the title
so the title insurance company
or the title agency will be like yeah we can let it go through
but we can't give you the money right
that's exactly what's happening perfect right
that's what it's happening so now
she's like oh well he had his chance to get it and he didn't get it yeah yeah your issue wasn't
with the 500 000 it was that she needs to go to jail right yeah i mean because i mean anyway i mean
i mean that's just like you know just like in any of us i mean what do you think man do these
you know no no you attack me you you got to go to prison you got to do some prison time you know
you you you got to go yeah i mean just like that thing just like what you know when you were
talking about the other day and i was talking about this you know you you didn't hurt anybody
you didn't attack anybody you didn't carjack anybody remember you said that yeah and you're going you want to put me in fucking prison for 26 fucking years because i stole something with a fucking pen yeah but here's the thing even me if you said matt we can give you 10 years paper you've the same crime i still would have told you i needed to go to jail like my mind my frame of mind i can't imagine having even considered saying oh i shouldn't go to jail i i
did have to go to jail.
So does it make sense?
Not 26 years.
No, no, no.
That's insane.
But people like,
what do you think you do?
Should have gone on them.
I always thought,
I should have probably got like 10 years.
And then I would have got ARDAP.
I would have got time off.
Like, I probably would have been out in six years, halfway house.
Like that would probably, I still think, I think that would have been reasonable.
A lot of people would tell you, oh, that's still too much.
I get it.
But, you know, I had many, many opportunities to,
fix the situation that I caused.
You know, and just like her, she had many, many chances to try and correct this behavior.
Right.
No apology.
No, I fucked up.
No, sorry, no, nothing.
And kept posted on Twitter, oh, I'm on vacation.
I'm taking care of my...
I'm posting.
I got people threatening him.
I got people like, I'm doing everything to make his life as miserable as fucking possible
to try and get him to just drop this or, you know, something like...
It didn't happen.
You know what I mean?
She had this one clown on Instagram.
called busted motherfuckers.
That was the guy.
The guy took my fucking photograph
and put it on there saying
that I'm a rapist,
that I'm this,
that I'm all kinds of fucking,
all this fucking bullshit.
If I was fucking a quarter of the shit
this motherfucker put on there,
I'd be under the prison.
You know what I mean?
And like I says,
if I was doing this,
oh yeah, that they were,
you know,
if I was doing this,
they would have picked me up, you know?
Well, I mean, one,
if the rolls were reversed,
you would have never got bombed.
no you would have you would have definitely not getting prison time wouldn't have been an option
it I mean it the reverse would have been absolutely different you know if things had been
reversed like they oh absolutely 100% you know and and then you wouldn't even have the
opportunity to say oh she was abusive she was this like you know there's all these things
that you know that she's still able to play up and try and use you know not that any of her true
but that's not even an option for you.
Nobody would even take you seriously if you said that.
For her, it's still an option.
And the whole thing is, is this is, right?
And thank God, I thank God that I had all those videos that I saved and this and that.
Because, oh, yeah, her attorney's asking me, oh, you know, how strong are you, this and that?
I says, well, you know, he said, you know, then he asked me something about, he asked me about leg press, squat, shoulder press, standing, standing.
curl. He asked me all these questions and I told him. And then he goes, well, what does
what does poison do? And I told him. I still, you're asleep and throw fucking boiling
water on it. And then no, no, but no, he's asking me about this dumb shit. So I gave me, he asked
me a dumb question. He got a fucking dumb answer. I said, listen. And I pulled up my phone because I was
on a computer doing a Zoom thing with him. I go, look, here's your client right here,
fucking leg pressing 1180 pounds. He had,
no idea that video existed.
Right. So all he did was talk himself into more deeper and deeper shit.
Like I said, the only thing positive that came out of that was he lined his pockets
with cash. And I told him that right in fucking court. And I told him, flat out, you're a piece
of shit for dragging me through this. And in the end, you knew this was going to have.
I looked at him, Matt, and I looked at him. I go, you could have went to 10 motherfucking lawyer
school. She didn't. And I used the motherfucker in the court. I said, you could have went to
10 motherfucking lawyer schools and not beat this
fucking case. And you knew it, motherfucker.
So fuck you, I told him just like that.
Yeah. Oh, listen, being a lawyer,
it's a license to steal.
It's a liar. Lawyer, liar, same thing.
You know, that's what they say.
I mean, you know, I don't get it, man.
That's the part that I don't get.
The shit was unnecessary.
Didn't need to happen.
I believe that she was pulled between
a life of, you know, I think her, you know, she lived maybe a double or triple life, you know,
one life with me and then, then she told another version to somebody else and then another
version, you know, I used to tell her all time, go be with your kids, you know, go hang out.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
So I don't know if she told them that I was fucking telling her that she couldn't.
I wanted to go with her kids
Her kids didn't like me
Because it's simple
Because I pointed out
Fucking you know
The obvious
Hey listen
You're taking all your shit
You know
I'm sitting there talking like me and you are
And all of a fucking the lights go out
I go what
Here she didn't pay the fucking light bill
So you're not paying the light bill
You've got forced insurance on your fucking
homeowners
But you're watching people's kids for free
You're paying fucking phone bills
Right
It doesn't yeah
Right and then I go
Then I'm like, what?
But yet you can also still come up with half a million dollars in escrow?
Like, where'd that money come from?
Right.
And that wasn't even then, because I wasn't going to fucking take it.
I didn't even fucking, man, are you kidding me?
I'm not one of these motherfuckers.
Unless I have it in my hand, you know, uh-uh.
Because there, trust me, if I would have took that $500K from her, there was something
else attached to it, trust me.
And I wasn't going to do it.
And like I said, do I expect some kind of of payback that she's in the can?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I expect it all the time.
People ask me all the time.
One of the postal inspectors asked me at the job.
He goes, how do you fucking feel?
He says to me, do you walk around and paranoid?
I said, I don't work around paranoid.
I have this diagnosis.
Now it's called hypervigilance.
I see things more than an average person would see them.
So, I mean, I'm well aware of my surroundings, you know, counter surveillance.
I, you know, I'm looking behind, you know, I'm looking.
But I just, you know, just asking, you know, I just.
When does she get out?
I don't know.
Would they give like four days a month or eight days a month, a good time?
When does she go in?
She just went to prison and she went February 14th.
Oh, shit.
She's got at least three.
in a half years, at least three years,
three years. She probably might be in a halfway house
in three years. Yeah. But in
state of Florida, you do 85%.
Okay. So 85% and she
can get, uh, probably get a year
halfway house, but the halfway houses
are pretty full. So maybe
six months halfway house. So she's probably going to be out
in three years. She got about three years.
So you're good for three years.
Well, I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it either way.
Like I tell people, I mean, he can't get any
worse. I mean, you know, I tell you, you want
to come fucking kill me now. Just make sure you
fucking shoot me, you know, right in the brain.
So you're still the post office?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where am I fucking going to go, you know?
You're remarried.
Yeah.
Yep.
Nice.
To a Chinese Cuban.
No, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
She took care of me.
Is she from Cuba?
Yes.
Okay.
You ever been?
No, I've never been to Cuba, but I do know that there's, I do know that there's China.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's one of them.
It's like in in in Jamaica, they have a large population of Indians from India.
Yeah.
In, you know, and people, people don't realize that they'll come over and you'll see a guy who looks, he's, he's India.
Like from he's from, it looks like he's from India, but he speaks to Jamaican.
It's what we call a Cooley.
Oh, okay.
And you're, but it's so funny because then they start talking to Jamaica and you're like,
oh my God, you look like a Patel.
Yeah, yeah, Jamaica Patoa.
But, um, like I said, man.
And it's just, if anything is going to be learned from this video, if there's anything
is going to be to learn, don't ever think it can't happen to you.
I knew her 40 years, like my lawyer, I mean, like my, my coach told me, he goes, I said,
Coach Tony, he says, what I said, I knew her 40 years.
He says, Andy, you thought you fucking knew her 40 years.
Right.
You don't know, man.
I mean, when it came that motherfucker, buddy, when it, when, when she was the best, she was the best.
But when it came to fucking killing, she was right there.
So, I mean, you can't fucking tell, bro.
I mean, man, oh, man, dude.
And like I said, she was, she's five years younger than me.
So, yeah, so she's 55 right now.
The, I don't know if we ever talked about this, but did you mention, I know you mentioned it to me,
But that, the Victoria Secrets card was for Mother's Day.
Yeah.
No, I know we've said it was for her, but.
Yeah, for the following Sunday, which was May 10th.
Yeah, I don't know if we were really described that.
Yeah, I just, because I know we were going back and forth.
So I don't know if that's, yeah.
But, I mean, I know because we talked about it before.
Yeah, May 10th.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's just.
I mean, crazy, dude.
I mean, like, you know.
And the first thing I did is when I walked out of the court because I didn't want to have bad energy.
I had a brand new Calvin Klein shirt,
Calvin Klein pants,
and Calvin Klein shoes on.
I had brung other clothes with me.
I threw the fucking clothes away right there
at the fucking courthouse, bro.
I swear to God.
I look for a homeless guy to give them to.
I couldn't find anybody.
I'd put them right in a fucking garbage can.
I didn't want that shit in my truck.
You know,
it'll never end.
You know what I mean?
Like I asked a psychiatrist,
people like,
oh, why can't you just forget about it?
You can't.
Well, I don't know.
that she's going to let you forget about it either like you said when you get get out um did you ever see that
did you ever see the tv series dirty john no but i saw it yeah i just saw it just popped up
bro you got to watch it like i mean and and this guy is just a such a psychopath and and he could
have had it he mentally he couldn't do the right thing right and and it goes on and not just that but he
he he he's super vengeful he's attacking and attack it's like there were so many times where it's like
you could you could cut your losses and walk away with the check right and it wasn't enough
like he just mentally he was off right and and so i was just going to say your you know um poison
was like she no she snapped one day and instead of just taking responsibility and saying i
fucked up like it does seem like it's gonna she's gonna she's gonna she's gonna she's
going to rest on the it's not my fault like I said forever bro you know and like I said I mean
I don't you know I'm not I'm not doing this to get no to rioter or nothing but like I said
it just brings fucking awareness to fucking can happen to anybody right and like I said and another
thing too you know people you fucking if you fucking do something fucking take it on a chin I take it
on a chin if I fuck up hey I fucked up now what we'll fix it right you know I mean fucking
making up stories that doesn't mean you gotta it's true they said when you tell a lie you got to cover
it with another lie that it just compounds if she would have just came that night and say hey man
thank god i didn't hold my breath i swear to god i laid there in the trauma unit i says she'll be here
she'll be here no i got i didn't hold my breath because i was completely convinced because she took care
of me in every way every way now i'm fucking i'll give her i'll give her motherfucker her dad when she was on point
she was on point until that day.
And like I said,
I don't,
I don't know,
just fucking pow.
And like I said,
if she could have explained herself,
we never spoke again.
Never.
And I looked at her in court.
She had plenty of chances
to say, hey, please.
If that motherfucker would have came to me
and say, hey, man, come on.
You know,
you know,
I would have worked out with her.
I would have worked out with her.
If her kids would have came to me
and would say, hey, you know,
what's it going to take?
You know, hey,
it wasn't going to be.
any money.
Money ain't going to fix that shit.
Can I get my fucking skin back?
Can I get my fucking scars?
No, man.
You can't remove that out of my brain.
You know what I mean?
But people don't get that part, you know?
People are motivated by money.
Like me, if I would have took that $500K from her
and I would have went and bought a McLaren with it,
every time I looked at that fucking McLaren,
I would have fucking hated myself.
You hear me?
Right.
So, fucking that's why I didn't do it.
You know?
Well, which some people would have, man,
fuck all that, you know.
All right.
will you feel you feel good you feel okay about this this the interview yeah fuck yeah this is
a great this is a great therapy man like i said fucking you know i mean i fucking you know i jump on
this fucking idea you know all right uh you know hopefully you know um what did you had you
you end up here you you uh you watch one of the videos where i said call you yeah yeah okay okay
fucking call bro fucking put your number out there it means fucking call yeah okay okay cool yeah
You know, I called fucking, you know, it is what it is.
But, you know, it's true crime on a whole different type of shit, you know.
Yeah.
On a whole different fucking level, you know.
You know, criminals come of all fucking, you know.
Shapes and size?
Yeah, man.
Sexes.
Yeah, man.
It's fucking just brutal, man.
I just like, you know.
Like I said, if I wish it could have been fixed and it just didn't get fixed, you know.
But, you know.
Well, all right.
listen i i i appreciate appreciate you you know coming out yeah no problem no problem we're all good
right up the street my man all right at the street hey like i said i still got more gas in my tank
one day when you want to hear more fucking let me tell you i mean there's you know we you know there's
a whole lot of other shit that was in there too in the same story you know hey i appreciate you guys
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