Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast - Tragic Double Life Of Pro Wrestlers | John Walker
Episode Date: July 27, 2024Tragic Double Life Of Pro Wrestlers | John Walker ...
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Hey, this is Matt Cox, and I'm here with Jeff Kreen, and he used to be a pro wrestler, or a wrestler?
Used to be.
I still am.
look at me what do you make you look at me come on you're telling me i'm not still a pro wrestler
wow right out of the gate he insults me so we're going to do his story so what's going on
so how are you first of all i want to thank you very much for having me on the show appreciate it
you know obviously i'm a much more important person than you are so it's it's nice that you
understood having me on your show is going to value you um anyhow um you brought me here to tell
my story yeah well to talk about also to talk about like about this
Yeah, yeah, because Chris, we have a mutual friend, Chris, who was telling me, like, you know, you're selling out, you guys are selling out the events and, you know, you got to have this guy on, and, you know, it's getting bigger and bigger. And so he was...
So the gist of it is actually very simple. I'm a pro wrestler. I'm coming down to pretty much the end of my in-ring career as a performer. I'm not going to tell you how old I am, but I'm getting to that point where it's about that time. And I was convinced by some people who are in the industry, who are good friends of mine, that we should start our own promotion.
And for people that don't know, a promotion is, for lack of a better word,
WWE is a promotion, A.W is a promotion, impact is a promotion.
And there are a lot of these smaller promotions around the world called indie companies,
independent companies.
And I was convinced by some people to start a little independent company.
And me being who I am, there's nothing little about anything I do.
Everything I want to do is a big dream.
So we started this company called Universal Championship Wrestling.
And we are running a top of the line independent show.
And I call it an independent show right now because we're still at that level of being an independent company.
But since day one, we have been selling out everywhere, anywhere, anywhere from 500 to 2,000 people every time we're doing a show.
Our audience is fanatical at this point.
We're doing absolutely fantastic things.
We're telling stories for the wrestling fans out there that understand there was wrestling in the 80s where it was all about characters and bigger than larger than life heroes, Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant.
and then your bad guys, the rowdy, ratty pipers, the iron chic, you know, we're telling those
kind of stories again, the Greek tragedy, you know, the alien where you have heroes and villains
and it's this struggle between good and evil, which is what wrestling has lost, in my opinion,
over the years.
So we built this company.
We run the third Sunday of every month.
Generally, that falls around a 20th, but it's always the third Sunday.
We're running out of southwest Florida in the Bradenton, Sarasota area, a little town called
Palm Meadow.
and it's been absolutely fantastic.
The feedback from the fans,
the reception that we've gotten
from the overall community in that area
and the entertainment value
for what we've put together
has even exceeded my expectations
coming out of the gate with this.
We've brought in some top-of-the-line independent wrestlers.
Some of them fans may have heard of before.
Many of them were talents
that I discovered throughout the years
or people that I personally had trained or worked with
and I put together this group of guys and girls
that are just, first of all,
unbelievable wrestlers,
but secondly, unbelievable characters.
You know, you get invested emotionally with them.
You want to see them win or lose,
depending on a good guy, bag, I think.
So we're really doing something absolutely extraordinary,
and at this point is unbelievably exceeded everything I thought it would at this point,
and we're getting ready to take it to the next level.
We're getting ready to take that next big step
and start attacking it more on a nationwide scale or even a global scale.
So we're real happy about that,
really excited. So, well, how'd you get into it, though? I'm like, like, what, what, like,
where did this, like, where did this originate? Did you always want to be a wrestler? Like,
that kind of, like, what's, all right. So let's rewind 30 years. Let's go back. 30. You weren't born
30 years ago. There's a lot of gray in the beard. Well, we're not going to talk about, you know,
birth through, well, virginity. I lost a 14. So we'll start, you know, we're not going to go back
that far. But we're going to go, wow, did he really, I just realized he threw a shot at me. He talked
about a lot of gray. All right. You know what? This is for a guy who dies his hair on a regular
basis. I'm 52. I can see the top there. You're dying that a little bit. All right? He's really
older than 52. Did she just wait did you just give away my age? Almost 52. Okay. You've got me by a
couple. All right. You got me by a few candles. Not many. So really he's going to throw the shot
at me to 30 years. We're going to regroup. We're going to rewind 35 years. Is that better for you?
Okay. We're going to go back to when I was, uh, basically.
coming toward the end of my high school career. I was living with my adopted father, more or less.
My best friend's family kind of took me in. And he was a semi-pro professional boxer when he was young.
So he had trained my best friend and I as boxers growing up. I was one of those guys I loved to
fight. In high school, I was, you know, I was looking for the toughest guy in the hallway and I wanted to
fight him. I was getting tossed out of high school like every other day for this. It was just, it was my thing.
loved the act of being physical with someone and finding out who was better. It wasn't an anger
issue. I was not an unhappy kid. I just, I like to fight. I enjoyed the physicality of it.
So he had taken us into a certain degree and said, well, you know, you guys are constantly doing
this out of street. Let me, let me teach you. He thought by teaching us how to box, we would have
a little bit more discipline. Right. And we wouldn't be out on the street doing it as much. And
unfortunately, he was wrong because all you did them were take two kids that really loved to fight.
Now you gave us skills.
So now we're going to go out there and do it some more.
I'm sorry.
In my like I worked, when I was in the halfway house, I was worked in a boxing.
Okay.
And it's funny because like you'll have like a 14 year old kid, 15 year old kid who when they come in, they are like they're complete assholes.
Oh yeah.
And six months later, it's now they're lethal.
Right.
But they're still an asshole.
No.
No.
I'm saying that was completely different.
They were complete.
They were like yes.
Suddenly it was yes or no, sir.
it was soup they were all like and I mentioned that to the the owner of the club which is it's
culta's 24 hour fitness it's a boxing place it's on like it's just right around here
it's on waters and in Tampa and these kids I was like man that kid was like a dick when he got
here and he's like I know he's like I don't know why it just it just happens like he's like I
was worried the discipline you know what it takes to actually learn the skill right
learn any kind of fighting skill there's a discipline involved right and I think with anything else
when you accept that discipline
and understand that you have to dedicate yourself
to this to learn it,
there's a lot of other things about you that change.
Your mentality about how you approach life
and your mentality about how you do things
begins to change because you understand that
you know, to accomplish something
I have to be disciplined to be able to do it.
Right.
So that asshole in you suddenly realizes that, you know,
okay, I have to be more serious.
I have to be more dedicated to this.
I can't just be this jerk off
who's acting like a freak all the time.
That's not what happened with you.
Well, my problem was,
and no it's absolutely not what happened to me my problem was is that you know I was always
really really great in school this is where my high school had a hard time with me you know I was an A
student I was one of those guys that would sleep through class and just take the test and pass it so I was
bored right in school which is where I guess the fighting and wanting a fight came in it was a thrill
for me because I wasn't getting that from school where it was like you know you gave me the
textbook I read it the first week and I was done and now just give me all the test and I'm out of here
So the actual idea of education bored the hell out of me because I felt like I knew it already.
So the fighting for me was just a secondary outlet.
So I was already a very disciplined person because I had that ability to learn very quickly.
The fighting was just another way for me to get that thrill, that excitement that you needed.
And then here comes my, I call him my father, my adoptive father, who now says, well, we're going to teach you guys out a box and hopefully this will chill you out.
And you made us lethal and we're still out there doing it.
So then his next idea was, well, let's start doing some action.
amateur boxing. Let's get into this because I showed some aptitude for it. So I started
amateur and I actually went 44 and O as an amateur with two golden gloves under my belt.
And I turned pro. So you're okay. I was out right. It was, you know, it was one of those
things where it was like, yeah, we could do this or we couldn't. I turned pro at 18. And I had
four pro fights and I won all four of them. And I don't know if you remember boxing back in the late
80s, early 90s. This was Don King's world. Yeah, I was going to say it was huge. It was huge,
but it was all Don King.
This was, you know, Mike Tyson was kind of at his hype,
but starting to have that, you know, boxing was big back then.
Tyson had brought it to a whole other level.
The problem with it was is, and I'm not trying to say anything bad here,
but I was white.
Right.
And there was no way that a white guy at that time
was going to ever get anywhere in his business.
Don King owned it.
He owned all the great fighters.
He owned everybody.
All fights were him putting them together for his promotion.
He's a businessman.
He's making money.
And he owned it all.
And I had my own management team.
I had my own, you know, my father was my trainer.
I had my own management team, and we didn't want to be under Don King's label.
And it was, you know, we're going to do this on our own.
And it just wasn't going to happen.
And I had, you know, I had the four pro fights, one all four relatively easy.
I showed a lot of promise.
But, you know, my father eventually came to me and he said, look, you know, the reality is we could spend the next 10 years doing this.
You're going to get punched in the head for 10 years.
And we're probably never going to get to the big money fights.
You could win all your fights.
And we're never going to get to that level because there's just too much politics right now.
And I basically was like, well, you know what, I'm, I'm done.
I had actually at that point, too, I was, I was at 17, I had started bouncing at a nightclub, a strip club.
And I was, I had been promoted to the assistant manager throughout this time.
And I was, I was just starting to make some money.
Plus, I'm a freaking 19 year old kid who's the manager at a club.
I'm not even old enough to drink at.
And surrounded by strippers.
Surrounded by strippers.
So I'm making good money.
Your priorities.
You have different priorities.
Right.
It was like, okay, I'm making really good money and I'm surrounded by hot chicks and I'm
partying my ass off a night.
let's just do this for a little while.
So I said, enough with the boxing.
I said, I'm going to go do this nightclub thing for a while.
I'm having a lot of fun with this.
I'm making good money at it.
I was really, really learning that business and starting to.
I was working with some guys, you know, Michael Peters,
who was the guy who built the gold club down in Fort Lauderdale.
And I was really learning this business.
And it really interested me.
And I really wanted to get into it.
So I was doing that for about a little bit less than a year.
My father's still like, no, listen, you're an athlete.
You should be doing it.
And I'm like, eh, you know, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, I'm really living the life doing this whole, working at these strip clubs.
And so my father says, listen, you've always loved professional wrestling.
You know, I used to watch when you were a kid growing up.
It was great.
She's, you should go check it out.
Now, I just got done doing the boxing.
I'm dumb with it.
I'm done getting hit in the head.
You know, I mean, I'm, by that, I got $5,000 cash in my pocket.
And I just went out with two hot strippers last night.
What the fuck do I want to get involved in after?
Right, life is good.
Right, I'm doing well.
But that urge in me is still there.
So one of the best wrestling schools in the world,
The Monster Factory, is right in New Jersey.
Paulsboro, in New Jersey, right outside New Jersey, that area.
Larry Sharp.
They have a school to be a pro wrestler?
There's several of them.
Really?
This is where you learn.
I didn't know that.
Listen, pro wrestling is like anything else.
You have to learn it, you know?
It's a learned skill.
And one of the best schools in the world was right there in New Jersey,
right outside Philadelphia.
Not far from I was.
A trainer was Larry Sharp, one of the great.
wrestlers of all time, absolutely one of the greatest trainers of all time.
My father's like, look, just go over there.
Go over there for the day.
Just go check it out.
And he's just, he's up my ass about this for like months.
And finally I'm like, fine, I'll just go.
I'll go check it out one day.
That way my dad will just stop and I can go back to my strippers and money and, you know,
everything else I was doing at that time, which we won't talk about.
It's a whole other show.
I go over there in the building.
you ever just walk in somewhere and right away you felt like you were home yeah like there was
just this instant feeling over me like yeah this is where I need to be I don't even know why yet
I just walked through the door and I'm like unit B4 in a Coleman federal prison I was like yeah
this is it this is it for me for the amount of time you were there I'm pretty sure it did start
feeling it was home it was home you know I mean this is where I need to be anytime you're somewhere
for longer than a decade that's your home man yeah absolutely I mean that was your mailing address right
there so that's it so i get that and you know what that's the same feeling i walked into this building
and i i didn't even understand what was going on yet but i just feel it and i also i'm like wow
this is just so i have this try out and you know not doing anything major you know just showing my
athleticism they want me to roll a little bit they want me jump around this that nothing and um you know
i'm halfway through the whole thing and i'm just i'm ecstatic i'm like a kid in a candy store i'm like
five years old again like oh this is great i want i got to do this i got to do this
through the whole process,
a couple of the minor trainers at the time came up me and said,
listen, you've got some aptitude for this.
You know, you should, you know, here's what it costs.
Here's what we do, the whole nine yards.
And I'm like grinning from ear to ear.
I'm like, this is it.
This is it.
I walked out of building and I'm standing in the parking lot.
I'm getting ready to get my car and I'm just down.
I said, this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life.
I just had no doubt in my mind that this was from now to the time I die.
Somehow I'm in this industry.
This is what I'm going to.
I don't know how.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know whether I'm going to be a wrestler.
I don't know what it is, but I'm in this business.
This is it for me.
So I go home to my dad and I tell them, you know, okay, you win.
I'm going to be a pro wrestler.
So I enroll in the school.
It's a school you pay for it.
So I enroll in it.
The problem with pro wrestling is, especially why you're going through school, you're not making any money.
They don't pay you to train.
This isn't like WWE nowadays where they have this training camp in Orlando and they give you a contract and you can pay for this.
You know, this is back in a day where you earned your way into this business.
You bled, you broke bones.
And you paid for this.
You paid for them to break your bones.
You paid for them to beat the hell out of you while you're learning this craft.
So you're not making any money.
So I can't stop the nightclub, which I wasn't about to do anyhow.
You know, because now I'm coming up on 20.
Really starting to get some traction with that industry where I'm getting some respect
to somebody who really knows how to promote a good nightclub, knows how to run it,
understands the management aspect of it.
And I'm starting to get requests from other clubs to come in and can you help us?
You know, can you come in here and work with us?
right so i'm training for wrestling four or five days a week i'm trying to keep my weekends open
because that's really when i needed to be in the clubs more than anything and i'm at the clubs
all during the daytime too handling the back office stuff and everything else um about a year
and a half goes by of me what's up you got that look on your face nothing you're a good
storyteller i'm like i don't have to say shit i'm i'm very happy right now want coffee
Get your coffee, don't I'm on my, this would be my fourth, that would be my fifth cup of coffee.
Listen, if you're feeling that way, go take a nap.
We can put the camera right at me and I'll take care of her from here.
I'm good like that.
All right.
Hey, you're good.
I'm glad.
I hate having to pull teeth like it's.
So now I lost my train of thought.
No, no, you were at the club.
I'm at the club.
Listen, if I can remember where you are, because typically I'm waiting for an opportunity while you're talking, I'm waiting for an opportunity to talk about myself.
But I actually know you were working at the club.
You're actually, you're wrestling and you're having to pay for it.
Other clubs are asking you to come in.
So what happens now is it's been about a year and a half and I've trained.
You know, I've about a year and a half of training.
If you had good training, you're pretty much ready to go.
You know the basics.
You understand how to actually wrestle, work in the ring.
There's still a lot of character aspect and the entertainment aspect of it that you have to learn.
But you learn that through trial and error of doing it.
So my year and a half is up and I'm starting to do like little matches in the area.
You know, we call them beginner matches, student matches.
You're just, you're getting a feel for it.
And I'm absolutely starting out of kick ass in the night.
club industry that's starting to kind of become like a real thing for me i'm starting to make some
really really you know six-figure money doing that now right and i'm 20 years old you know i'm stuck
i'm not even old enough to drink in the places still and i'm making this kind of money but wrestling
is where my passion is this is this is what's going for me so back then in wrestling it was the end of
what we call the territory days this was the early 90s um and this is when there were still territories
there was like one big promotion in like the northeast and then one big promotion in the south
and then all over the way.
There were like four or five, more like 10, I should say,
promotions throughout the country.
And that was it.
And these promoters would have you come in
and you'd work their territory for five or six months
and then you'd go to the next territory.
But within that territory, you know,
it could be like three or four states.
You're driving around every night.
Most wrestlers are, you suffered.
You didn't have any money.
You got paid a hot dog and a handshake
for every show that you did.
You know, you would literally have to drive 300 miles
from this show to the next show.
you had $5 in your pocket
you got a quarter tank of gas left
and you and your buddy
are sharing a stick of gum for dinner
this is how it was now for me
fortunately I was making pretty good money
doing the club so I had that extra
income so guys would always want to go with me
because I can afford the gas and I can afford
to get us a hotel room but you know
it was that camaraderie on the road
and this is really how you learned how to wrestle
because you were in the car the van
or the truck or whatever the hell you had with all these
other guys and some of them had already been doing it's 10-15
years and they're giving you great
advice. Oh, this is what I would have done at this show, kid, and this is what I would have done
at that one. And, you know, you're working these shows where, you know, you didn't always
like the guys you were working with. And if they didn't like you, you know, some of those chops
and some of those slaps, you know, they came in a little heavy sometimes. You had a little
argument with somebody at the restaurant beforehand. You got to work a show with them that
night. You're going to take out our frustrations on each other. You know, even though wrestling is
it's a dance. It's, you know, I don't want to hurt you. You don't want to hurt me, but we want to
make it look good because we both have to do this again tomorrow night.
Right.
And we're probably going to have to do it with each other.
So I want to respect you and you want to respect me and we absolutely don't want to hurt
each other because this is how we're making our money.
And if we're injured, you can't wrestle.
So you did the best you could to take care of each other.
But there were still nights where it was like, you know what, asshole, you freaking ate my
fries at the diner.
You didn't ask.
You know what?
I'm just going to have to hit you one time in the ring.
It's called a receipt.
And here it comes and whap.
And the next thing you know, you've got this bloody nose and looks great for the fans.
but they don't realize, yeah, you two were really a little pissed off at each other right now.
So you had these kind of experiences, but this is what taught you the business.
And this is where, you know, I talked earlier about we're starting this promotion and we're going old school.
I have a problem with new wrestling.
And this is why.
New wrestlers didn't learn this way.
They didn't, they don't have these experiences where you went out on the road and you did this and you lived this way.
And I feel that in that period of time, through the 80s and the early 90s, this is when the best wrestlers were born.
This is when they were made.
You suffered for your art, and, you know, anybody who's our generation understands it,
you're never going to be successful at anything if you haven't bled for it a little bit.
Right.
You know, if you haven't suffered, if you haven't sacrificed something, then you don't appreciate.
You have no respect for it.
You have no respect for it.
Exactly.
Wrestlers today haven't sacrificed.
They haven't bled.
They haven't gone through that.
I haven't eaten a meal in three days.
You know, I've driven 400 miles.
I'm out of gas.
I'm sleeping in my car in a freezing cold to do a show tomorrow night in front of 20 people.
Because sometimes that's what it was.
Sometimes it could be 20,000 people
Sometimes it was 20 people
But you did them all
And you bled for it
So you reached a certain point in your career
Where you respect this business
Because you've been through it
New wrestlers don't
We'll get back to that later
Because that's a whole thing in itself
So I'm going through this period of time
And this is my 20s
Traveling all over wrestling as much as I can
Running, you know, doing the
At this point now I'm in my mid-20s
And I've become an entertainment consultant
I'm not working for one particular place anymore
I'm doing contract work
You bring me in for a month, you bring me in for three months, six months.
I'm going to tell you what's wrong with your club.
I'm going to tell you how we fix it.
I was doing predominantly gentlemen's clubs, but I was working with regular bars, strip clubs.
I was starting to move into high-end restaurants.
And I was really, casinos were in my mind down the road, because this was like, these were the
million-dollar contracts, casinos.
So I was trying to get to that level with it.
But I was really working with some of the really, really high-end gentlemen's clubs around
the world at that point, you know, clubs that were making 20, 30.
million dollars a year and wanted to know how to make 50 so i was coming in and helping and really
enhancing my career and this was fine at that time because again you know those first 10 years of
wrestling you're nobody you know you're not making any money you're starving for your art you're dying
it's almost like that trial that trial by fire thing where it's like why am i even doing this
you know i'm not you really had to love it yeah right to want to do it because there was no other
reason you're not getting money i mean you know groupies were fun but that's you know um but beyond
that there was no other reason to do this there was you weren't on TV yet you weren't you're just you're
working these you know these shows in these smaller stadiums and you might be a little famous in a certain
area but there was no fame there was no glory there was no money so you're really loving it and that's
where you started to weed out you know who were the real true wrestlers who were the guys that
this is what you thought about when you woke up this is what you thought about when you went to bed
I'm one of those guys I'm obsessed with it even to this day this is I mean you can you know
Heather over there she'll tell you I end up talking about
more often than I talk about anything else in my life.
And I have all kinds of stuff going on.
But I always, everything comes back to wrestling.
So now I'm coming up on 30.
I'm starting to really get some traction with wrestling.
I'm starting to get a name for myself.
I've worked backstage for some of the larger companies helping out.
My biggest drawback in the wrestling industry was I became a wrestler at the wrong time.
I was the wrong size.
I am too small to be a heavyweight because you remember heavy weights at that time.
if you're a wrestling fan.
You know, Hulk Hogan was 6-6.
Yeah.
Andre de Giants, almost 8 foot tall.
Big John Studs, 7 foot tall.
You know, these guys were, these heavyweight guys were 6'5 or better.
They're coming in close to 300 pounds.
I'm 5.
I'm 6 even on a good day.
I'm 5.11 and a quarter on the average day.
At my best shape when I was just, you know, looked great.
I was still only 240, 250 pounds.
So I'm too small to be a heavyweight,
but I'm too big to be a cruiserweight.
because those guys are 5-8, 5-7,
they're 180 pounds, 190 pounds.
I'm in that gray zone.
So promoters, as much as I was a great wrestler,
and at that point had developed the Johnny Walker character
and kind of run with it a little bit
and it was getting a lot of traction with it,
you couldn't put me with a heavyweight
because how am I supposed to win?
This guy's this huge guy, you know what I mean?
But you couldn't put me with a cruiserweight
because how's he supposed to win?
Right.
So it was this hard spot about what to do with me,
and this was my big Achilles heel.
I never fit into that mold of,
yeah, we could really do something with him.
So I ended up being that guy
who would help other wrestlers a lot.
Oh, we want to try this guy out.
Let's send him out with Johnny,
which is my stage name, by the way, Johnny Walker.
We'll send him out with Johnny,
and if Johnny says he's a good wrestler,
then we'll do something with him.
So I ended up being that guy.
I was the test guy.
I was respected as a wrestler,
respected as an entertainer,
so we're going to try out all the new guys
that we think of potential on him.
But that's not doing much for you.
It was because, again, I love it.
You know, and, you know, I run off a list of names of guys that I've worked with that have
going on to be, you know, big wrestlers in their careers, and they had to go through me
first to get there.
But no, as far as fame goes, financially.
Yeah.
It's not doing it for me.
So this is, you know, 30, early 30s now.
10 years of doing the entertainment consulting has now burned me out.
I'm just strippers I'm dumb with.
I'm done with the nightclub life.
You know, it's, imagine 10 years.
every night you're in a loud nightclub.
There's smoke.
I'm sure half of the listeners at one point in our life
have either entertained the idea
of being with a prostitute
or have been with one.
But imagine being with one every night of your life.
You don't have to sell me on it.
Okay.
I'll tell you a great story.
I'm 28 years old and I'm working at a club.
And it was a very, very high-end club.
One of the customers was there,
like, every night comes up and he goes,
brother, you have the greatest job
the world. I looked at him. I said, how do you see it that way? He goes, dude, because you're
getting paid big money. You're here all night with these hot chicks. You got alcohol. He's like,
dude, you're living that rock star life. And I looked at him and I said, okay. I said, let me ask you a
question. You're married. You got a girlfriend. He goes, I'm married. I said, okay. I said,
how long have you been married? He said, five years. Congratulations. You and your wife? You fight
every now and then? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We fight.
But when you're done fighting, you guys make up.
You have sex?
You know, oh, yeah, no, we have great sex life.
It's awesome.
We fight, but we make up.
I said, okay.
So you guys have a real nice relationship.
Your wife's stable, normal person, doesn't have a whole lot of issues?
No, no, no, we're great, we're great.
I said, okay.
I said, that's nice for you.
I said, I have 150 wives.
Every night each one of them comes to me with a different problem,
wants to fight with me, wants to argue with me,
has some sort of life issue,
has more issues than Time Magazine.
because they're all broken.
I'm not sleeping with more than three or four of them at a time.
I have to put up with them every fucking day.
So who's living the rock star life here?
Oh, by the way, I have customers that come in, puke on my floor,
molest my strippers, try to stiff us for bar tabs.
Then I have to count all this money at the end of the night,
which is filthy and dirty.
You know, you get to go home when the club closes
and either have sex with yourself, your wife,
you know, whoever you picked up on the way home.
I'm here for another three hours closing up the club,
making sure the cleaning crew is doing their thing
and all this stuff.
I said so glamour is a facade.
And the guy looks at me and goes,
yeah, you're right, I'm going to continue selling real estate.
I said, good idea, you know.
So there's this whole image of, you know,
something might look very glamorous on the outside,
you know, the idea of being this guy
and running these strippers, being around these trippers,
but you don't know the reality of it.
And literally, 150 dancers in the club,
and every night, they've got an issue,
every single one of them.
And somebody issues were absolutely insane.
You know, I can't sit next to her in the locker room anymore.
Why?
She's looking at me.
Okay.
What?
Yeah.
Seriously?
This is your problem?
This is what I have to deal with?
They're bipolar.
They have mental issues.
They have depression.
They have.
Wait, I'm going to sum it up for you very, very simply.
All strippers, porn stars, escorts.
They all suffer from one of two problems that all stem from the same place.
And this is it.
This is the bottom line.
Daddy loved me too much or Daddy didn't love me enough.
Every other thing, it all stems from that.
If you get to the root of any one of the, all of them,
one could be quiet, one could be crazy, one could be loud, anything.
At the end of the day, Daddy loved me too much or Daddy didn't love me enough.
That's the core of it all.
You're the manager, you're the owner, you're whatever.
Guess who you are?
You're Daddy.
all right so you're getting all of that from them all of those issues your daddy that didn't love
me enough so they constantly want your attention constantly want your affirmation your approval this or
that or your daddy who loved me too much now they don't trust you now they don't believe you now
they don't want to be near you because you're you're that you're the horrible influence in our lives
you're the horrible history in our lives right you have to deal with this constantly so 10 years of
this now, I'm done. I am burned out. I am tired. I am exhausted. I just, the money was incredible
at that point. I was working with, I was actually starting to work with some casinos at that point.
I'm really, really starting, but I'm done. I'm just, I'm finished. I'm like, I cannot do this
anymore. But I'm still wrestling, and I'm loving this. Getting that traction in my wrestling
career, it's starting to pick up. And wrestling was starting to get to the point where I could really,
really be doing this full time now. I'm starting to make decent money at it. I've got a little nest egg
from all the years of doing the consulting.
I've done well.
I've got some real estate.
I'm starting to put a little egg together here.
I'm doing well.
And I'm thinking, okay,
taking a break from the consulting thing.
I'm done.
Finish with that for a little while.
I'm going to go wrestle.
Drop the consulting thing.
Out on the road, full-time wrestling.
Bouncing around, different companies doing things.
I've now reached the point where I've kind of gotten to that status
where I talked about the fact that,
you know, we're going to have this guy wrestle with Johnny.
And if Johnny says he's good, he's good.
I'm starting to come into that legendary status now
where it's like, you know,
you've been doing this.
so long, you're so good, so many people know you.
On the indie circuit, I'm starting to become very, very popular.
People know me throughout certain areas.
It's starting to become a thing.
So it's now, well, now we're going to start paying you some real money to come in and work
our promotions because you've got value.
You know, you have no value in the wrestling industry unless fans are buying tickets to come
see you.
Right.
You know, this is, wrestlers are a product.
You know, this is what we are.
We are a product for a promotion.
Nobody goes to a wrestling promotion.
Nobody's going to come to my company, UCW, to see UCW.
What's that? It's nothing.
UCW is the toy store, okay?
It's the products inside the toy store.
You go to the toy store to buy the toy.
You go to buy the video game.
You know, you didn't go to GameStop because it was GameStop.
You went to GameStop because you could get the video game you wanted.
That's why you're there.
Wrestlers are that video game.
We're the product.
You have no value as a wrestler until you have fans that are going to come specifically to see you.
You know, and we tell wrestlers this all the time.
How many tickets are you going to sell for me if I book you on my?
my show. If I put you on my poster and book you on my show, how many people are coming
to see you? Oh, well, I don't have a fan base show. Well, then you have no value to me.
I'm going to pay a 20 bucks. And you're going to sit, you know, you're going to end up with
an opening match somewhere that means nothing. So I'm going to point now where people are coming
to see me. This is a thing. Oh, Johnny Walker's going to be there. Let's go check them out.
So I'm on the road. I'm doing this full time. Having a blast with it. Every now in M,
WWE, WCW. Doing backstage stuff. Still rarely, never on TV, my whole career.
Never on TV in the United States, I should say.
Here comes the second phase of my life.
Wrestling's going great, kicking it.
I had also decided when I was going to leave the consulting business that I was really just going to kind of take a vacation.
I'm going to wrestle when I'm on vacation.
So I just packed up all my shit and moved to South Beach.
This is 2003.
2003.
No reason.
I go home.
I'm living in Philly at the time.
My home base was still Philadelphia, even though I'm never home.
Go home, just decide.
I'm going, I'm moving to South Beach.
Literally, threw all my shit in the boxes, hired a moving company,
flew down to South Beach, got a hotel room for a month.
I didn't have a place to live anything.
And just started looking for apartments.
Ended up finding this great apartment in South Beach.
And I don't know if you remember South Beach at that time.
This was the height of South Beach being like the mecca of its cool.
This was before it became the big vacation place that it is,
but it was like that kind of,
Babitha kind of feel where you went to South Beach to live that party, glamorous kind of lifestyle.
Madonna had a club in South Beach, Stallone, had a restaurant.
You know, South Beach was very trendy and very hip.
So it was a lot of fun to live there.
And it wasn't like it is now where it's overblown.
Right.
And there's a million people there.
It was, you know, four months in the wintertime, very touristy.
But then the rest of the year, summertime spring, it was calm.
People that, you know, it was a Miami kind of place.
So it was great.
So I'm moving to this building.
And I'm in this building.
and it turns out I am the only straight guy
in a building
full of female models.
God, my heart goes out to you.
It was horrible.
It was atrocious.
It was.
It does sound horrible, doesn't it?
The flip side of this problem is...
Connor, I feel for him.
You feel for him?
I mean, first it was hanging out
at the strip clubs every fucking night.
I mean, and now it's being
in a, in a, the only straight guy.
The only guy who's like, what?
Six foot tall with a good pair of shoes.
You had to throw in the good pair of shoes line?
I always say I'm 5'7 with a good pair of shoes.
So, you know, in good shape, a pro wrestler living in an apartment or building filled with models.
I mean, I just...
Okay, but again, we already talked about how...
It really does.
Wait, wait, hang on, because...
I don't know.
It's a nice violin you got there.
You know, we talked about how glamorous things are only glamorous from the exterior because, yes, I'm the only straight guy in a building full of models.
You're going to have to work on this part of your story.
There's just no way.
There is.
Hang on how bad this goes.
I'm about to bring this around.
There's no way I feel bad for you in this situation.
Because every other guy who lived in a building was gay.
So not only am I walking down the hallway getting hit on by these beautiful female models
who are looking for a straight man because they're not getting any action from anybody else in the building,
I'm also getting hit on by every gay guy.
which explains the pink t-shirt
I feel safe because this is three feet
like I know his reach
I know I can I'm gonna dodge the first one
I promise you that
no you're not because I'm just going over the table
so it's you know anyhow you know what
I look good in pink alright that's all I'm gonna say
you pull off pink I pull off pink
you do some guys it makes them look like they're a homosexual
but not you.
You pull it off.
I love how he's prefacing.
You look masculine.
He's totally covering that one.
Not you.
Not you at all.
You make pink look masculine.
You know what?
We're going to go with this.
My girlfriend won't wear pink.
But anyway.
Well, I heard she's more,
she's tougher than you are.
She's more manly than I.
Right.
So there you go.
All right.
So maybe you should be wearing pink
in that relationship.
I mean, you know,
listen, if she had her way.
I mean, I don't know what goes on
in your bedroom.
We don't need to go there.
But, you know, pink two, too,
whatever she likes for you.
So the building.
So the building. Okay. So yeah, I'm this, you know, I'm in my early 30s. I'm at the height of my physical looks. I'm doing great. I'm living in this building with all these hot models and all these gay guys. So. Stop it there. I have to stop it there. But it's like, no, it's seriously. It's like it's like dodging. You're dodging the bullets as you're running down the hallway. Like I want to get hit by this bullet, but I got to run from that way. I mean, I spent no time down at the pool because as soon as I would get there, I'm talking to the girls and here comes a flock of guy. And I'm like, I got to go. I'm just, because.
I don't know if you've ever spent any time with any, you know, gay guys, but gay guys,
and I had to ask them this, like, why I'm straight?
Why are you even bothering?
And they would go, oh, we're, you know, straight men to gay men, apparently, we're like,
you know, we're the gold standard for them.
You know, it's like, gay men don't want another, they want another gay guy for a relationship,
but they want the straight man for the, you know, the notch on the belt.
And I'm like, that's just weird because if I was to do that, I'm not straight anymore, am I?
Wouldn't I be?
so I don't think any sense to me.
How if you're a straight guy,
you could never be with a gay guy
because then you're just gay, right?
Or buy or one of those.
That's the guys in prison.
In prison, they're like, you know, well, you know,
well, you know, it's prison.
It doesn't make you gay.
It does.
That's my whole point.
Like, there's no such thing as it's not, it is.
And there's nothing wrong.
If that's who you are, that's who you are.
But it doesn't, you're not straight.
So for me, it was like this dichotomy of gay guys
want the straight guy, but if the straight guy does it,
then he's gay.
So you didn't get what you wanted.
So it makes no sense.
conversion exactly so it was it was a weird time so um i'm wrestling i'm going crazy so
how did i get into the next phase i don't know but this whole conversation is super
uncomfortable at this point okay we're moving on we're moving on so one of you know one of the
things that you know i was i was like taking pictures and photography and stuff like that when i was
young so here's all these hot model girls living in the apartment and they're all like oh you can
take my picture you can do this you do that so of course you know cool take your pictures and then
we'll have sex, because that's really all it was.
It was like, I'm going to take hot girl pictures and have sex.
We're going to go to a club.
We're going to hang out.
Somehow through the course of this, I end up running into a guy who owns a startup adult video
production company, a porn company.
Porn on the internet had just started to become a thing.
You know, it was like you could, you know, websites were kind of a little crappy,
but you're, you know, you're starting to get it at home.
You know, the credit card lines on sale.
It was just starting to become a thing.
You had a couple companies out there that were just starting to come up with some really
good concepts and video on the internet had just started to become a thing it wasn't just pictures
anymore you could start to watch you know a 10 15 minute video and it it wasn't you know this big
it was you know you could start to get it at a reasonable size right i don't need 15 minutes but anyway
actually the average guy we found out through studies the average guy only needs two minutes to get
off so any porn video you shoot is a waste they're looking for only that two minutes and they never
watch the rest of it you find that two minutes it works for you that's your pot so
He comes to me and...
This is going to be filled with clips, you know?
This is going to be a good clip video.
So I run into this guy.
He's actually in the billing part of the industry.
He works for a company that handles the billing.
And he's telling me about how he's partners with these guys
that are starting a production company,
but they're good.
The guys are good filmers.
They're good at production.
They're just horrible businessman.
And they really didn't have a lot of money.
And he's handling their billing for them.
And at the time, I've got a little bit of disposable cash.
You know, I've done well because of the consulting.
So I'm like, I'm looking to invest.
I had a couple of real estate things I'm doing well with.
And I'm like, all right, porn's starting to become a big thing.
There's some money here, you know?
So I get with the guys.
The building guys are the guys that make a ton of money.
Those are the guys that really, at the end, really made the money.
And this is where I was kind of interested because not only did I have the production side of it,
but I had the building side with him too.
So I'm like, there's like a double-edged sword here where I can be making money coming and going.
So, yeah, good pun there coming going.
Listen, there's been about five times I've wanted to say that's what she said.
We can do that.
We can do that that's what she said.
That's all right.
So I get involved with these guys.
Now, I'm still wrestling.
So I'm away a lot.
But I'm trying to get the business aspect of it put together for them so that we're money
managers, right?
We're making good deals and selling things.
Because originally they were just a production company.
They were filming for other companies, which was lucrative.
But it's a one-shot deal.
You're making the money for the product, and that's it.
You're not making residuals.
You're not getting anything else.
So you just constantly had to be filming.
And I said, well, everybody else is doing websites.
Why aren't we?
You know, let's keep this production side for everybody else
because this was giving us a little bit of reputation.
We had a little bit of clout from that, respect for it.
But let's do some websites, too.
Start getting some residual money going on here.
So we got them lined up with that.
And then because I had the guy in the billing industry, too,
he's plugged right into this.
Like, set us up with the billing for it.
Let's go.
Let's, you know, start getting some credit cards.
We all know how great having credit card numbers is.
Right.
It's nothing like data processing.
So we're setting up the internet side of it.
I'm still traveling for wrestling.
This company just starts to grow.
I mean, it's business is coming in.
We're doing great.
Next thing you know, we're flying in girls and we're having them stay for a month.
And I'm putting them up at this hotel and I'm like, oh, this is just a fucking leech on the money.
This is ridiculous.
We're spending 10, 20 grand a month on hotel rooms for these girls.
I'm like, fucking, I'm going to buy a big house.
I actually the show
Girls Next Door
The Hugh Hefner
The whole thing
With the Playboy Girls and they're living in a house
And I was watching
Something on one of those documentary channels
Where like Hugh had 10 girlfriends
And are all living in a house
And I'm like
Oh fuck this, this is it
I'm gonna buy a big house
We're just gonna have all these girls live at the house
Because this is how we're
First of all we're gonna save money
How we're gonna have all the girls together
We're gonna be able to control the girls a little bit more
Be able to control the schedule
And it's just it's just gonna be easier
The initial idea was not for me to live in the house
I had a nice little place still in South Beach
nobody
I just love how he looks the way nobody
nobody believes that
but I'm with you
I agree it was just about
it was about the business
and making the cost down
and scheduling
and I totally understand
and I'm with you
okay I'm glad I hope the fans
and everybody watching understands too
that it was not about
I didn't want this
Right. I did not want this. This is not where my life wanted to go.
So I end up getting this, let's just move on.
So I end up getting this oversized place out in South Florida, which was kind of out west where you could get.
It was a little quieter out there. You weren't downtown as much where you had attracted as much attention.
Because even though filming adult videos in Florida was legal, still is to this day, it's still frowned upon.
Like it's like, hey, it's, you know, one of those borderline businesses where, yeah.
So you didn't want to really attract too much attention.
You end up with the cops at your house all the time.
And I knew other companies that were just constantly getting raided
because they were just shoving it in the community's face.
Hey, we're here and we're doing this.
And I said, nah, we're going to get this house out in, you know,
South Florida, about out west a little bit, closer to the other days.
It's quieter.
People, you know, properties are a little bit bigger.
End up getting this big house.
All these rooms, we put 15 girls in a house right away.
This was a disaster.
We put 15 porn girls in a house with no super.
supervision. It feels like the kind of problem you want to have, though, right? Am I wrong? I mean,
listen, first of all, it's like saying I'm making so much money, but you know, the taxes are
killing me. Again, I got to take away the glamour side of this because yes, oh, 15 porn girls in a
house. This is, this is great. Okay, 15 porn girls. Now, we all know that women cycle together
when they're lived together long enough. So I got roto-ruder out there once a month.
Oh, my God. Cleaning out the toilets because there's a sign on the wall that says, please
use, please put used feminine products, your tampons in the basket, not in the toilet.
Yet, again, they're porn girls.
There's a reason they're doing porn and not building rockets.
They can't figure out what the sign says.
So what do they do?
They put it in the toilet.
Rotorut is out there every week doing this.
We found panties and lingerie in the pool filter.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I want to feel for you.
I want to.
I hear you.
You're going to have to come up with more than Rotor Rootter.
Okay.
And a clogged fucking pool.
The pool had a bikini in it.
My life is hell.
Jesus.
Okay.
Well, again, you know, you stop over there once a week and inspect the house.
I want to work with you.
There was probably more cocaine in that house than on any episode of Miami Vice ever.
Once again.
Once again.
Okay.
And they're destroying the house.
Like, nobody's doing dishes.
Nobody's cleaning anything.
This house is just an absolute disaster.
See, there's the downside.
So the cleaning bill was horrible.
and I couldn't get a cleaning company that would go back religiously
because every time they'd go there
there's just these hot naked porn girls running around
stuffing things into every orifice on their body
so the cleaning people no longer
Did you think about hiring a male cleaning service?
Yeah
They were gay
It didn't work yeah we went that route to
So after a long meeting with myself and the other people involved
It was decided that I would move into this house
that I would be the stabilizing factor in this house.
I'll bet you that was a hell of an argument.
It really was.
I fought tooth and nail.
That was,
it was a,
it was a bitter fight to the death.
So we figure,
or me.
No,
no, fellas, no.
Did they have to twist my arm a little bit?
I don't want to do it.
My arm was back here.
There was a little twist of it.
It's your packing,
you're fucking,
all about building the boxes.
This is against my will
and I'm folding up my clothes.
is the truck here yet
is the moving truck here
maybe it wasn't the worst idea in the world
so okay so
all right he's had this fun
I'm dying for a tragic story
okay
yeah maybe
these are all tragedies come on now
I'm dealing you know it's all right
anyhow tragic situations you know
there are a lot of people out there to say hey
why didn't you just get married have a wife have some kids
enjoy that lifestyle go to Disney once
twice a year, live that life. I have lived a loveless life.
Listen. I have never had the solace of knowing what it's like to come home to the same
woman every night, to feel her warm embrace, to have my children come up to me and say,
Dad, how are you? And I, listen, and I hear you, and I always say when, because, you know,
I always say that, you know, I wish I'd had that. I envy those people. Don't you? I do. Don't you?
I wish I didn't have to have made all of these decisions. But, you know, there was a lot of good
times along the way. I could have had that I could have had the Norman Rockwell Christmas I could
have had that you know two kids the dog and the fence I could have had the state I could have had that
kind of loving wholesome all-American life instead I get saddled with having to spend my life
with with some of the most gorgeous women on the planet who are unbelievably sexually promiscuous
who constantly need daddy's approval
hold on
this was my life
this was my tragedy
this is a tragedy
I can't believe that
you can't see this
you can't see the heartache
within me throughout this
my whole life so far
has been a Greek tragedy
so I'm living in this house
I'm away wrestling a lot
now the nice thing about the house
was there was a master side to the house
So I had like my own big bedroom, my own bathroom.
That was another reason I agreed to move in.
I didn't really had to share a whole lot with the girls.
But I'm supposed to be the stabilizing factor.
The girls knew when I was coming home and it became this thing where I looked,
when Johnny's coming home, the house has to be clean.
A house to look nice.
Johnny's going to be upset and we don't want to upset Johnny because there was also a game
that was invented while I lived in the house.
The game was called Who Gets Johnny?
This is the tragedy part.
Hold on no.
There's a tragedy here.
I've got to get some.
I got to get the bathroom.
I have to get some coffee.
Come on.
Are you serious?
I mean, this is fucking bullshit.
Do you agree that this is a tragedy in my world?
This is tragedy, right?
And you're trying to sell it as a tragedy.
Welcome to being a pro wrestler.
We try to sell everything.
You're going to have more experience with guys being a pro wrestler, right?
Well, we're going to get there.
Don't worry.
We come back to the pro.
I'm just telling, you know, hey, he wanted the life story.
I'm giving it, all right?
We could talk about his blue sparkly tights if you want to talk about it.
That'll come up later.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
How are we doing so far?
We're at, we just reached 45 minutes.
Really?
Okay.
I got probably about another half an hour in me.
That's cool.
Every one of these stories at least four times.
I'm still not delving into the, like, the detailed, detailed stories.
I understand.
We'd be here for five hours if I started telling specific.
I'm, like, wrap this up and get to something like,
something South America, something.
We're getting there.
After the porn company, we start getting into.
He's going to be cutting this up, so should he just start with a new topic from here?
No, I've got to finish the house.
I got to finish how the porn life went.
Got to finish how that went, because that leads into going back to focusing.
It's like these that I always question my client base in what I'm doing.
which you got hit with a little bit
in the beginning when I said
you see how important it was
to have me on your show
because I'm more popular than you are.
There's no difference
between Jeff and Johnny
it's just one dog's love.
There's a little difference.
There's a little difference.
A little bit.
All right.
We ready?
I'm ready whenever you are.
See, I would leave,
to me, I would leave me getting up
and leaving.
I would cut it
come back.
All right.
Put a commercial there.
Right.
Do something.
There you go.
Hey.
Can we give you like a slide?
or something for...
Put in it for a commercial.
Like, here you go.
Yeah.
Put that in there.
Do you think...
Do you want to take a photo?
Can we get one with...
I can send you a digital copy.
It's not a problem.
And we'll get that spell right.
Yes, absolutely.
No, we'll get that spell properly.
Yeah.
I know.
In a way, that's kind of like,
yeah, they spelled it wrong.
That's funny.
No, no, it's not funny.
You always remember people
for their mistakes.
Always.
That's...
I'll hear you that.
You always remember people
for the mistakes.
You should be very memorable then.
We could do it.
Again, I'm leaving out so many things that you don't know.
If you weren't here, I would probably be telling...
You told me you wanted me here.
I know, but now I'm thinking,
well, there's some stories that I could have told him
that he would have just fallen off the chair.
You realize that I was going to watch the whole fucking thing anyway.
Yeah, but that would have been later,
you would have watched it without me in the house.
So what was the...
Who gets Johnny?
Okay, so yeah.
So we're jumping...
Who gets Johnny?
So who gets Johnny?
So this became the game in the house.
Now, you've got 15 porn girls in the house.
guys were generally not allowed over the house
because it was important to keep secrecy
you didn't put stalkers outside
so I'm really the only guy
besides the crew who comes and gets these girls
and I'm not going to brag or anything
but like at that time guys who did
you know IT
guys who did website building
guys who handled the cameras
these guys were the dudes that never
they were the AV guys in high school
they're still trying to figure out
how to lose their virginity
these were these guys
these are the dorks the nerds but they were the smart
guy so this is what they're into. They have
no suave with girls
whatsoever. They have no game. So they
literally can't get laid in a $2
horthouse with a $20 bill. So it doesn't matter
that they're going over to the house because they're just not doing it for
the girls. Johnny lives in the
house. Johnny's got a little gym
in the garage. So Johnny's
and at the time, I'm much better
shape than I am now. I've kind of lost it over the years
and I'm looking good. So I had
my own wing of the house.
Big bay doors in my play. A whole wing, bathroom.
I had my little office, bedroom, TV out of a couch.
I really didn't have to get involved with the rest of the house.
Every night I would go in a room and I would shut the door and it was a sign on my door that says,
do not disturb if the doors are shut.
Because at that point I'm looking for my privacy.
I'm, you know, maybe I'm sleeping, whatever.
So the game became,
Hi, can we talk?
The girl who got through the door was the winner.
This was the challenge.
I found out.
Was she?
No, I'm just joking.
Go ahead.
Okay, two points.
Two points there.
I'm not the one getting beat up on my girlfriend, though, okay?
I give as good as I get.
All right.
Anyhow.
So I found out about this game.
Like, the crew was telling me, like, oh, there's this thing going around where, you know, the girl gets in the room.
She's, you know, the winner and the other girls, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, okay.
So there was like this whole month where every time a girl would knock on the door.
Go away.
All right.
Go away.
Now the game has gone to a whole new level because I'm not even, there's nobody.
I'm letting in the room anymore.
Now it's all day.
Who's, like just, they're all over me all day.
I can't, I can't even function.
You talk about a tragedy.
You know, look, I'm trying to do my phone calls.
I'm trying to schedule my wrestling shows.
I'm trying to do my damn laundry for God's sakes.
And I got some girl grabbing my ass telling me about all the horrible things that she wants to do to me in bed that night.
this is hard living life this way it is I'm sure I mean I assume it's distracts from it all I assume so this
was sounds really eight years of my life porn company's doing well we're you know moderately
successful we weren't vivid we weren't you know wicked but you know we were making videos for
them we're a moderately successful company doing doing very well I definitely made my investment
back financially as well as personal I was going to say it's not I was going to say it's not
personally there was a lot of you know and again you know maybe in the future but not right now
i'm not going to name any names some of the girls that lived in my house have much like wrestlers
that i've worked in some of the girls lived in my house have gone on to have very successful careers
and are very well known and we'll probably tell you wonderful things about evenings with me um
hey there were some girls that i guided in their careers they
I mean that's a lot a date and the chick that's been important that's a lot to live up to
Listen, I always tell the porn girls, I tell every girl this, even the porn girls.
I said, you know, listen, do you want to get fucked with 12 inches hard?
You know, you punch them twice and hit them in that with a brick three times.
All right, and have sex with them.
There you go.
So, it's a nice joke.
I've also always said that it's not the length, it's the girth that matters.
So, you know, there's that, too.
You know, I'm like a, I'm like a soda can.
Anyhow, moving on.
So this is eight years in my life.
Porn company's done well.
Girls live an ass.
drove me crazy, though.
Seriously, though.
It's, again, I go back to you,
do you have a wife for a girlfriend?
You argue, you fight.
That drives you insane sometimes.
I know I have 15 of them living in an house.
I've got to deal with all this.
You know, for every great thing,
there's horrible crap, too.
Yeah, let's move on.
Okay, so.
That's not.
I just, I can't get any sympathy out of you at all.
I'm sure the audience feels my pain.
I'm lucky.
my girlfriend's not here she'd be she'd be pacing no no listen i expect every single one of you watching
this that if you understand my pain you need to comment you need listen you're either on
wait crickets you're either on his team and believes that this is the you know over the rainbow
oz fairy tale life which it is absolutely not or you're on my team and you understand the pain that
i feel and i expect some comments about how we feel about this i need to know yeah what they'll be
I'm, listen, and I really feel that at least 60%, maybe 70, it's going to be on my side.
They're going to feel my pain.
They're going to understand.
So, so.
I respect your audience.
I really don't.
I can care less what you guys think.
After eight years, you finally said, that's it.
Well, the internet bubble popped.
All chafed up.
I don't know if you remember, again, that there was that time in porn between like 2000 and
2009 where porn was just, you know, internet porn was making big, huge money.
But as with all things in their infancy that, you know, you had guys that weren't real
businessmen involved in or didn't understand it self-destructed you know free porn
became that thing where it was it's called affiliate marketing I'm sure you're
familiar with it where you know I'm gonna pay you right you know X amount of
percentage you go promote my company for me well the next guy's gonna pay you I'm
gonna pay you 30% he's gonna give you 35 next guy gives you 40 before you know we're
giving away 80% of our money to promote something and oh I'm giving you free clips to put
out here well now the sudden you had these free tube sites you know porn hub
YouTube what do you got to pay for it for anymore you can go on these
and you can see it all for free.
So what ended up happening
was affiliate marketing
ended up self-destructing.
And the only people who survived
it were those, the billion-dollar companies.
You know, those companies
that were at the 1%
at the top making the really big money
and all the smaller companies
because through that period of time,
you also had a lot of companies
where you could buy handicam
at Best Buy
and go film porn with your girlfriend
and sell it because there were so many avenues.
So the market became overflooded
with bad porn.
A lot of bad stuff.
wasn't just wasn't produced well, wasn't shot well,
and, like, you know, it was gonzo porn.
And there was a market for that.
And then you had affiliate marketing,
which was giving away the product,
trying to get that customer.
You know, I mean,
porn websites were very simple for porn.
You had a three-month retention rate.
You only kept the average customer for three months.
You were only charging them $20 to $30 a month.
But as an affiliate,
I'm going to give you $100 every time you're bringing a client.
I'm losing $10 every time on a sale.
Right.
And this is where it began to,
fail and I going to conventions going to avian going to all these things I started to see this trend
of this and I said this is this is going to be the end of this you know there's a bubble here
it's going to pop and it's going to happen because free porn who's not going to take something free
over something paid it's going to happen so you pulled out no no no no pun intended I pulled out
at that I feel like I feel like bad porn is like bad pizza it's still pretty good
it depends on what your standards are do you want a Chicago deep dish or domino
knows what's going on okay so you know what i got one now what's happening let's do this let's go next
what's going so at that point i'm like that's it i'm done um we sell off the company piecemeal
blah blah blah blah i'm done and i've just i've again you guys are gonna laugh i've had it i've had it
i've had it living with these girls i've had it with i'm now coming up close to 40 here you know i'm 38
at this point i'm like oh man and the problem with strippers porn stars escorts we keep getting older
They always are the same age
They're all 18, 19, 20
We're the ones that keep getting older
I've just had it, I'm done
I need blah blah blah
My wrestling career is like
I'm traveling all over the world now
Working different places
Making good money
I've got
Financially I'm good to go
I don't have to worry about this anymore
My wrestling career I'm making good money
At I'm ready to you know
Hey let's just do this
I've got maybe 10 years left in my career
Let's just go for it let's just go
Whatever I'm going to do
I've passed that age where I'm going to be on TV
for WWE or WCW
Because I'm just too old now
They don't give contracts to guys
that are over 36 because physically you get injured at that age, it's going to take you twice
as long to recover and heal.
You know, plus you're just not a young stud anymore.
You're now coming up on 40, you know, midlife approaches.
So I'm like, I'm going to do whatever I've got to do.
I've got a great journeyman reputation.
So we start, I have a friend who I wrestle with for years and years, and he's like,
there's a circuit where you travel around the world and you do stuff.
And it's all the same guys, the same 10 guys when we go to different countries.
So we're getting booked in South America like all the time.
well my first trip to south america was to el salvador
and el salvador doesn't even qualify as a third world country
okay if you've never been there you're never going to first of all
al salvador is like the the worst drug movie you've ever heard of it literally is run by
cartels right there's three major cartels they run everything governments everything
so i'm not told before we go there that the promoter for this is one of the drug lords
one of the cartel drug lords like this is this is his entertainment you know he wants he brings in all
these pro wrestlers he runs these shows he sells tickets but really this is for his family and his
friends so we fly down there's something for him to do it's not like it's a money making venture
exactly well the money to do these shows is like outrageous like you don't get paid this in wrestling
so it's like hey here's this big chunk of money cool first class plane ticket down there we come
out of the airport in the airport there's police with semi-automatics here comes the cartel and
their guys. And they're coming with larger semi-automatics. They're in the airport meeting us at
the gate. We are told by, I guess, the head henchman, I don't know who he is. He says,
listen, I want you to understand, as long as you're with us, nothing bad will ever happen to you.
We are here to protect you. There's 10 of these guys that look like they just stepped out
of an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, semi-automatic machine guns, body arm, firefighter, and I'm thinking
to myself, oh, first I'm like, oh, this is the police. Oh, it's the government. They're being
nice to us. No, no, no. We work for the boss,
we're the cartel. We take you to the hotel. We do how to say...
Openly saying it.
Like, just, like, and the cops, every cop in the airport is just
finding a quiet place in a corner somewhere to go. They want to
have nothing to do with this. They have walked away from it.
We're being escorted. We do not have to go through customs.
We do not. Our luggage is picked up for us,
putting a nice car. We're all taking the limos to this
fantastic resort. Pull into the resort, hotel rooms, everything.
Guy coulda anything you guys want. You're a king's here.
We teach you like, I got like a bad accent going here.
I sound more Saudi Arabian than I do.
But it's just the accent's going on.
Anything we want.
Girls, drugs, whatever, whatever you want, you're going to get it.
So, okay, this is a little weird, but all right.
But we have to stay with these guys because the other cartels might choose to kill us or kidnap us
because they're jealous that he's putting on this show.
So the first night we're there, we end up being taken to this fantastic.
restaurant, great food, everything. All right, great. We go back to the hotel. So the cartel
boss, the head guy, he comes up. And he's everything you ever imagined that, everything you
ever saw in a bad cartel drug movie, this was the guy. And, you know, the head guy in Narcos,
this is that guy. He's got on the suit that he looks like he's trying to be important, but you know
it's a bad suit. He's got the gold chain. He's got the hat. He's got that whole image of what
he thinks wealth in America is, is what he's dressing like. But in the
end, he just looks like a pimp from the 70s.
Right.
But you knew, you're like, oh, this is the man.
Hey, my friends, da, da, da, da, da, da, we're going to, hey, hey, I take you to the house.
Okay, what the hell is the house?
Again, my life, the Greek tragedy, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a
prostitute house, but it's a bar, nightclub that has hookers.
Now, if you've ever been to El Salvador, okay, no,
God bless you. El Salvadorian people, specifically the women, they're all four foot nine.
I don't know why I should have started there. I mean, they all look exactly the same.
They're all four foot nine. They have no tits, no ass, long dark hair, brown skin. Not, you know, not ethnic brown, like black, but just darker skin, like really dark Latino skin.
They all look exactly the same. Now, in my career, in my life, obviously, I've been with porn girl.
This is not my speed
This is like, I'm not into this
This is like eh
But it's hilarious
Hot chicks that want to have sex
You're not into
Were you wearing the pink shirt
Sorry, go ahead
I'm just fucking with you, go ahead
I'm gonna talk to your girlfriend later
Make sure you get your ass whipped
Really good tonight
Anyhow
So we're at this
Nightclub bar horror house deal
So I got my buddy with me
he's a wrestler for a few years, been around.
He's never really traveled the world,
never really left his backyard.
So he's all excited.
He's thrilled.
He's like,
oh, this is great, this is great.
So we're sitting there having a couple drinks
and we're talking to the big cartel guy
and I'm just having whatever kind of conversation we were having.
And my buddy comes running up and he goes, dude, dude,
dude, every chicken here, it's only $25 to have sex with him.
I said, dude, any girl is only charging you $25 to have sex?
I think you need to question that.
He's like, brother, I don't care.
But listen, can I borrow 50 bucks from you?
Throughout the night, he has now...
That's a lot of money in El Salvador, I'm sure.
I have no doubt.
I don't know what money in El Salvador is like,
because, again, we never had to spend a dime.
So I have no concept.
I'm sure down there it is.
I'm sure it is.
I'm sure that maybe like $200.
I don't know.
Throughout the night, he just keeps disappearing
because apparently you go up some stairs
and there's this upstairs area that I've never went up there.
He literally every 20 minutes he'd come back down.
Yeah, can I get him?
another 50.
Like back up again.
And this goes on.
We're there for like five hours.
By the time we leave the place,
he's into me for almost a grand.
Are you fucking serious?
I had to have to ask you.
Was there any girl in the place
that you didn't have sex with?
And he goes, oh no, I had it with all of them.
Some of them two at a time.
Jesus.
My next question.
What kind of medication's he on?
You had a condom, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, man.
I bear back that shit.
Oh, shit.
okay so we're gonna go see a risk taker yeah i'm like we're gonna we're gonna i'm gonna drop you off
to doctors when we get home because at the very least you're gonna need a penicillin shot if you're
lucky let's hope that's all it is you know let's hope penicillin's gonna clear this up for you
so this is just the first night there we're there for like seven days you know we're doing this
like three tour deal because we're doing el salvador guatemala uh we were supposed to go to cost
rica never happened because the rainy season really didn't this was the first time i've ever
been there every night you know it was like we're at the hotel the resort was awesome
hotel was great.
Like, you really had no need to leave the resort.
You had everything that you need.
My buddy every night would borrow 100 bucks from me and take a cab.
He would, he would, like, the bodyguards didn't want to go anymore.
He would take a cab and go there, like, every night he was there.
Like, I don't know how to kid wrestle.
He'd find a brothel and...
It just, whatever it was, because it was $25 everywhere.
So it turns out, like, the fifth night were there.
I don't know exactly the details, but two of the cartels apparently got into a gunfight.
in like downtown El Salvador
and they're just
this whole big thing on the news
and one of the cartels
was the cartel that was putting it on for us
and out of nowhere like the middle of the night
the bodyguards come rushing and talk
we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
we gotta go pack yourself
we gotta go to go to fucking mean we gotta go
we gotta go now get the cars
throw us in the cars
and I'm like oh that's it we're being kidnapped
we're gonna get ransomed off we're dead
it's over we're done you know
they end up taking us back to El Hefe's house
which is all I ended up calling him
his place, which is like a fucking fortress.
Right.
And this is where we have to stay now
because they're all worried
that we're going to get shot or killed or kidnapped
because of this whole gunfight thing.
Right.
So this is, you know, we end up doing all the shows,
great time, got the money, fantastic,
guys wonderful.
The day before we're going back, he comes in
and his number two guy comes and stands in the lobby with us.
He goes, now you all understand
that everything you saw here,
everything that was done for you,
this is not for the years of the DEA.
no problem bro it's all good we're happy no seriously we know where you live
i'll be moving when we get right don't worry um now cool thing is i've done going to done this
tour for six years now ever since then love this tour great every time we go down there
it's like that though um south america wow i like Costa rica is nice like the resort area is nice
but, like, South America is wild.
So it's, uh, every time I'm very well known down there now, I keep getting asked to go back.
I also do Dominican Republic a lot, which is a whole other, like, whatever's going on over there.
I have no idea.
Um, I've gotten to become very well known down there.
So I go down there now, now because I'm well known down there, I have to have extra security.
Because the fans, honest to God, believe that the wrestling is real.
Right.
So when I beat up the local El Salvadorian wrestler.
want to hurt you? They want to stab me in the parking line. They, the fans, they're like, wait,
they're like, we kill you in the parking lot. We come and get there. And they're out there. And the
body goes, like, stay between us. We're all right. It's good. And I'm like, it's not real. It's all right. It's
good. They don't care. They think it's real. Do you ever go to Venezuela?
Once. And yeah, that's another, again, all these countries down there. It's all the same kind of, like,
even Colombia was like, we were there for a cartel guy. I mean, this is, these are the people to run
these countries. Yeah. And they're the ones putting on the entertainment for everybody. And it's, it's, it is
what it is. So any one of these little third world countries like that, they're all, we're there,
we're not there for a businessman. Well, they're a businessman, but, you know, you know, everyone
look at it. But they're all, everybody's guns and this and that, and you're all being protected,
and it's, it's, it's ridiculous. That's how my buddy Juan is Venezuela. He says, that's the exact
same thing. I'm like, well, you know, it's the government. And he was like,
eh, government there is not what it is here. Yeah, it's a little different. It's a little more
brutal. Brutal. Yeah, they don't have elections. They just have killings. Yeah. We don't like you. Boom,
you're not getting a job.
I mean, it's crazy.
And it's funny, you know,
and I talk about South America
because it's, you know,
as wrestlers, as entertainers,
I would guess any celebrity going down there,
they hate Americans
because we're everything they don't have.
Right.
But as entertainers, they love us.
Yeah.
Like, we are like gods to them.
It's amazing how just the veneer of that glamour
of being up on stage
or being a wrestling or being a movie star,
I'm assuming,
it's okay you're American because you're you know it's like wow you people priorities are really
out of whack here but it is what it is you know like the cartel people we hate americans we spit
on it they come down here we shoot them we killed them but you guys are okay we love you yeah
that I'm as American as you get I'm from south philadelphia I mean come on yeah yeah
if you're going to hate an American you're going to hate me you know but it's it's weird it's
incredible so this is I don't know where am I at now I'm probably my mid 40s early 40s
been doing this traveling great wrestling stories great a lot of cool stuff happening um getting old
though starting to hurt a little bit more than it used to starting to accrue more injuries
i've broken every bone at least once i'm now currently walking around with a floating rib
that just never healed from broken ribs and every time i take a bump it's like a bullet goes right
through you um yeah he's looking at me like why are you still doing this yeah well i was going to say
You can't really get that fix, right?
Can they do like a surgery, but then you have to be immobile or something for a certain
period of time?
You do what's called a fusion surgery.
Now it's actually much simpler than it used to be.
They actually just go in with little little liddy-bitty lasers and they set you right
and they just fuse the bone back into the socket that it's not sitting in anymore.
And it's basically, it's actually a very non-evasive surgery.
It doesn't sound painful at all.
No, not at all.
But you're immobile for a few months after that.
And, you know, I've just kind of gotten to the point where I know I'm not going to be wrestling, you know, for much longer.
I always said, you know, my first goal was like 55, a couple years away from 50.
Now I'm really thinking like, probably 52 is going to be it for me.
And my matches have gotten a lot less, you know, athletic and physical.
I really try not take as many bumps, but I do.
So, yeah, just the point of, you know, now I'm starting to get older.
I'm starting to feel it.
I know it's coming going in.
But, you know, we talked about it earlier where you love this business.
You know, you suffered through the bullshit to be where you are now
because it's in your blood and you can't be without it.
And I constantly say to everybody all the time,
you know, it's one of my big jokes where I could have bought a boat.
Yeah.
You know, I just, what am I doing this for?
I can buy a boat.
I can be fishing right now.
I could be drinking a beer on a boat fishing somewhere.
Yet I choose to be in a wrestling ring getting slammed around
by a 25-year-old guy and I'm in my late 40s and it hurts every time.
Like there's never a moment anymore.
there's no pain you know Heather who's sitting there off camera loves to make fun of the way I walk
hey I don't know if you guys picked that out she's oh my god out in the background because I have
my hips have separated this is a common thing for wrestlers as we get older because you're landing on
your back so often your hips will begin to spread and separate so and you're going to see it when
I stand up from this chair for like the first 10 steps I'm going to waddle like a duck
because my hips are just out of alignment
and it takes a second to get my body
back upright again and be able to move properly
and this is a common thing
I wake up in the morning with this
I get out of bed
if I sit in a chair too long
I get up I walk like this
driving in the car
I get out of the car
I got to lean on the car for a minute
and just push my hips forward
to get them right
you know this is part of
this is what old wrestlers
this is what happens to us
you know our bodies
there's a I don't know
I guess it's true
there's somebody told me years ago
that every time you see a
or take a bump on his back in the ring.
That is the equivalent of being in a car accident
at 25 miles an hour, getting rear-ended.
All right.
We do this over and over and over again.
10, 20, 30 times in a match.
Yeah.
So we're constantly in this 25-mile-an-hour car accident
repeatedly over and over and over again.
Snapping your neck against the mat,
banging your back.
Do this for 20, 30 years.
You know, what's your body going to be like
at the end of this?
Right.
Where are you going to be?
so I'm coming into that time in my life
where it's like wow it just like
they're used to and I've
this guys aren't going to believe this
after everything I've said but
I'm not a guy who used drugs
right I was never
was there a period of my time when I was young
where cocaine and whiskey was fun sure
but I you know well past that era
I never got into the painkillers you know
I've always been that natural kind of trainer
which is part of why I attribute to my age
and I'm still able to go like I am
because I never got into that dependency
where I needed that because I feel that
in the long run, that actually does more adverse stuff to your body than positive.
It's detrimental.
Right.
And I always felt that I wanted to feel the pain because at least then I understood if I was
doing more damage to myself.
You know, I wanted to know what was hurting.
Because if I don't feel it, I might hurt myself more and not realize it.
I want to know.
So I've stuck with that.
So I never got into the painkillers.
I never got into, you know, anything like that at all.
I train naturally.
I take vitamins and drink protein shakes, but I don't even take steroids.
I've never did my entire life.
well I did clembuterol for a little while
but that's an asthma medication
it's good for you
um
um
that means okay go ahead
clumb uterol is a
is a steroid used by um
it's the drug of movie stars
it's when movie stars have to get in shape
for a big action role
and they need to get ripped in like two months
clembuterol is an over the counter
prescrop it's a prescription drug that's not legal
in the US but it's actually an asthma
medication for people who are asthmatic
right the side effects if it's
taken at a certain amount over the prescription level is that it is a muscle growth development
too because what it does is an asthma medication is it helps the muscles and the fibers
and your lungs grow so that you can breathe better well if you overdose this it will help with
your body the side effect to it also is is that it's a diuretic weight killer so not only are
you building muscle you're burning fat taking this stuff yeah sounds like a miracle drug yeah
this is what me like you talk about hey i just saw that movie start three weeks ago and now he
looks like this, this is what Hollywood movie stars take while they're training to get in shape
for movies and stay that way throughout the movies because they can't work out every day once
they're filming. But you got to keep looking good. So Clembuterol is what you take. Now, that being
said, there's some downsides to it. You know, it can cause a heart attack. There's a lot of things
that it can do bad. Yeah, who cares? You look to, I always said, I'm going to die. I'm going to
be a good-looking corpse when I die. Well, if the porn star house didn't kill you, you'll probably
go on forever. I hope so. That'd be nice. That was my, my, my,
price for living forever i'm good with that you know um so but yeah so i will admit that i took
you probably complain i would right okay you believe i'm still going at nine there's over there
going that's all he does is complain you know he's never happy with anything he's like 150 when's it
going to end you don't know my pain i got this hot nurse taking care of me she's scrubbing my nuts
every day and i can't die so at any rate um yeah but you don't want to get out of the out of the
I don't want to get out of wrestling.
Right.
I don't, so, you know, it got to a point where, and this brings us, you know, right back to, you know, UCW, Universal Championship Wrestling.
I know my career is coming to an end.
I know, you know, the traveling, shit, man, being on a plane for five hours to 10 hours, driving 10 hours, it's like, I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't want to do this traveling to work for all these other companies anymore.
I want to be home.
You know, I want to enjoy being home.
I want to enjoy spending time with my friends.
What's the option?
Some people came to me and said, start our own wrestling promotion.
I never wanted to do it in the past because I'm so disenfranchised with professional wrestling today.
And I know that's hard to understand because I see it and I say I love it.
I want to do it.
Wrestling in the last 20 years has drastically changed.
Maybe for the better, maybe for the worse.
I can't answer that question.
I come from a generation where wrestling was something different.
And I loved what it was then.
Maybe this is wrestling today, but I don't believe so because I've seen the difference
in wrestling, the new way of wrestling and the old way of wrestling,
and you're sitting there looking like you're confused what I'm talking about.
We talked earlier about how.
Long-bendy Twizzlers candy keeps the fun going.
Keep the fun going.
Yeah, well, when I was growing up,
It was definitely character-driven.
They were cartoon characters.
They were like Superman.
Comic book characters.
We were comic book characters.
And we didn't do a lot of fancy moves, but what we did do, count it.
You know, you picked the guy up, you slammed him.
It was a big deal, and it was this.
He punched the guy, and it made something.
Wrestling nowadays, you have these guys that are unbelievably athletic.
I take nothing away from their athleticism.
They're doing shit that I could have never done, even in my heyday.
But I call it Cirque Dissil Wrestling.
You go to a wrestling show now, and you go to a wrestling show now, and you,
see these guys that get up on a top rope and they do 10 flips and a twist and this and that
and they wrap the guy up and they roll and it's incredible from an athletic point of view
it is phenomenal but it's super choreographed right incredibly choreographed and it doesn't tell
a story I'm about to give away some secrets for wrestling here and at this point they're not really
secrets of people know a good wrestling match is a story I said it's about the journey about good
and evil right if you watch a movie the beginning of the movie introduces you to the
characters he's the good guy he does something that good guys do here's the bad guy we know he's the
bad guy because he just killed somebody or he did something horrible so we've introduced to characters
we understand the plot the good guy and the bad guy have this issue and we know this issue
the middle of the movie is the conflict the good guy and the bad guy start going at each other
the bad guy's getting over he's got all the all the better weapons the better guys it's always the
good guy and the bad guy's got a whole army of people or he's got he's got the knowledge the good guy
doesn't know what's going on yet he's trying to figure out so the good guy's kind of getting
his ass whooped a little bit through the middle of the movie you know he's taking his beating
he's he's he can't he can't no matter what he does the bad guy just keeps getting away or getting
over or getting on him the good guy now we come into the right after the middle part of the movie where
the good guy is he's beaten down and he's distraught and he has that moment of clarity in his life
where i got to pick myself up and i got to keep going because this is what the hero does
win lose or draw i'm going to confront the bad guy one more time and whether i live or die i'm doing
it for the right reason. I'm going to go. And then we have the end of the movie, which is
the final conflict, that moment where you just don't think the good guy is going to win,
but somehow he gets the bad guy and he wins. And now you have your climactic moment.
You went through, you love the good guy, you hate the bad guy. Oh, my God, I feel so bad
for the good guy. He's getting his ass beating it's so bad. Oh yeah, here he comes. Yes, yes.
He wins, yes. So you have that emotional ride. This is what a good movie does.
Right. We're a good television show. A wrestling match is the exact same thing.
I want to take you on an emotional journey
I want you now Johnny Walker myself
I'm a bad guy
my job is to make you hate me
the more you hate me the more you're going to love the good guy
the more you're going to cheer for him
the more you're going to want him to win
but the good guy in all like movies
just can't come out and who whop my ass right away
who cheers for the guy who always wins
even if he's a good guy why do you cheer for him
you want to have sympathy for him
so what happens at the beginning of a match
I come out boom bang bang boom boom boom
hey I'm Johnny Walker you can't beat me
this punk can't do anything to me who are you
I'm taunting the audience.
I'm taunting him.
The middle of the match.
Good guy starts to,
he's coming back a little bit.
But every time he comes at me,
gets a one or two good moves in,
bang, I knock him back down again.
Boom,
I just can't do it.
Finally, I've got him down,
I've beaten him.
Looks like I'm going to win this thing.
I'm going to pin the good guy.
I'm going to win this thing.
Good guy kicks out that one last time
where you remember the old Hulk Hogan Hulk up
where he's losing the match
and somebody punched him in the face
and Hogan would do the whole start getting fired up.
And the audience starts getting fired up,
man, the whole thing.
And then bang, he gets the bad guy.
this is a good wrestling man this is a story it's that emotional journey right where you're
invested in the character you're invested in a match modern day wrestling has gotten away from this
the wrestlers have become so programmed in their minds where i'm going to get fame and glory
by doing something incredible physically that nobody does so they're all trying to outdo each other
with this athleticism but the story's not there so you don't get emotionally invested in the
wrestler. You know, it's, I tell wrestlers this all the time, and it's very true, and I ask
fans this too. Fans never remember anything that happens in the match. They remember the end.
They will sit there and say, that was the greatest match I ever saw, and I'll say,
tell me one thing that happened in the middle of the match. Well, yeah, no, I don't remember.
Tell me how the match finished. Oh, he picked them up, gave him a giant pile driver off the
top rope and pinned them. They remember the emotional aspect of the match, but they can't tell you
the moves. Right. The only thing I remember is the end, the finish.
the punchline. That move is what they remember.
But they remember the emotional ride through the whole thing.
Modern wrestling has lost that.
Because there's no emotional attachment, you can't get emotionally involved in the match.
And if you still asked a wrestling fan, what happened in the middle of that match?
They'll go, oh, well, they did this flippy thing and he flopped over here.
They can't tell you what it was.
Primarily also because there's a, and I'm sure you understand this, there's an anticipation
to anything.
Excitement is anticipation.
excitement is, you know, it's going to happen soon, it's going to happen soon.
If I was to punch a guy in a face 10 times really quick,
or if I grab him by the face and I pull my fist back and I'm selling it and I'm waiting
and you know I'm going to punch him sooner or later and you're just sitting there,
when's he going to punch him?
And I'm selling a fist and I'm holding it up in the air and I'm doing it.
And I'm, yeah, you're mine, you're mine.
And then 15 seconds later, I punch him once.
I gave you that anticipation.
I gave you that emotional thrill of here it comes.
But it's not yet.
and oh my God, look at him selling it, as opposed to just
there's no emotional attachment to it.
There's no anticipation which creates that excitement
in your, that anxiety, and you're writing on how you look at it.
Wrestling is incredibly psychological.
There's a psychology to it.
It's entertainment.
We're telling a whole two-hour movie in 10 to 15 minutes.
From finish to the beginning, 10 to 15 minutes, a two-hour movie.
I always equated to, it's the odyssey.
It's the Illiot. It's a Greek tragedy. It's good versus evil. And there's triumphs and failures. And the hero has to go through the hero's journey.
Right. You know, Star Wars, the hero's journey. You know, wrestling is the exact same thing. We're entertaining you. We're just not doing it on a silver screen. We're doing it in a ring in a match. But I need you to love the good guy and I need you to hate me. And I need you to have sympathy for the good guy when I'm whooping his ass and I need you to want that good guy to punish me at the end. I need to lose.
or if I win
oh my God the bad guy won
well now you want to come back next week
because the good guy might get another shot at him
right this isn't the end of the story
the movie's not over we're going to this chapter one
now we're going to do it again
so now you're coming back
wrestling's lost that
this is where I've become very disenfranchised
again I think these guys are incredibly athletic
I mean like I said it's it's unbelievable
it's and I call it Cirque d'I wrestling
because to me it's Cirque de Soleil
these guys are doing stuff where it's like wow
but if that's what you want to see go to Cirque de Soleil
And I tell these guys all the time, I go, why don't you get into gymnastics?
Why don't you go to Cirque de Soleil?
Because this shit you're doing is insane.
You know, like, I started UCW with the idea of,
I want the five-year-old kid in the front row to be able to understand exactly what we're doing.
The moves can't be that complicated.
The stories have to be very simple because I want to entertain dad
who has that nostalgia of the 80s when he watched wrestling.
But I want his son that he's brought with him.
to be able to find a hero to cheer for and hate the bad guy.
And maybe he's a little bit too young to understand the hero's journey,
but emotionally it's still there.
You feel that anxiety, you feel that excitement.
That's how it's developed.
So for me, it was really, really important
when starting Universal Championship Wrestling
that I found performers that understood how I wanted to do shows.
Because each match in the show,
the show itself tells a whole story, too.
you know each match is a chapter of the show which is the whole story and if matches are put together
in the right order and if the show is designed properly and the matches are designed properly
you've taken somebody on a two-hour emotional ride from the first bell to the last bell if you have
done that for a fan they will come back they will say wonderful things about you they will you know
it becomes a thing you know this is what you want right you know people love star wars so they
went to go see Empire Strikes Back.
They were disappointed in Empire Strikes Back because the heroes lost.
So they came back to watch Return of the Jedi.
Right.
Where you got the payoff.
Luke won.
Killed the Emperor.
Okay.
All great stories are told this way.
I mean, the movies were bad.
The scripts were horrible, but the story was great.
The emotional ride was there.
Every Marvel movie in the last 20 years has been this Tony Ark for 20 years was the
hero's journey.
He's an arrogant son of a bitch in the beginning, but you know, he's the good guy.
Finds a heart, finds this, survives this.
All of a sudden at the very end, he does what he does.
what he didn't do in the first movie, sacrifice himself for everybody else.
This is the hero's journey.
Wrestling's the same thing.
If I can tell that story, it doesn't matter if you're a fan or not.
If you're sitting there and you're watching this, emotionally, mentally, you become involved.
I have so many people that have come to UCW.
It had never been to a wrestling show in their entire lives.
They came because they saw the advertisement, you know, it was something to do.
You know, our tickets are reasonably priced for the family.
It's great.
There's a wonderful restaurant behind the building where we do the shows.
people would come in,
hey, well, we'll go over and watch the wrestling.
Never fans before.
Come up me at their end shows.
He goes, oh, my God, I'm going to come to the next show.
I never watch this.
I always thought it was stupid growing up.
I never paid attention to it.
I never understood it.
Now, their fans come on every show.
They're buying T-shirts.
Right.
They're buying, it's because it's not about being
an actual fan of the wrestling.
It's about getting into the story
and appreciating the story of what we're telling
and that emotional ride that we can take you on.
Modern Day Wrestling has lost that.
It's what I'm trying to do with UCW.
And apparently I'm being successful with it.
Right.
You know, we have an incredibly loyal fan base.
Every time we get a new fan, they stay.
Every time we get a new fan, they tell five more people about it.
You know, our product has been...
The truth of the matter is, I'm hated in the state of Florida now
by other wrestling promoters.
I came out of the gate with this.
We did great for Nordgrail.
Like I said, what business doesn't take a loss on day one?
Every great business takes a loss from day one.
It's how it is.
Typically, you lose for about two years, right?
I haven't lost a dollar yet.
I think the average restaurant,
loses for, is it three to five years?
It's almost three to five years, and you can lose almost, at that point, you're probably
into it for a little bit more than 600% of your initial investment is generally the stake
there.
I haven't lost a dime since the day we open.
And I'm a businessman.
I ran clubs, nightclothes, I know all of this.
Right.
I'm sitting here in shock.
I haven't lost a dime.
We've broken even out of the first five shows.
The sixth show, we actually made a little bit of money.
I'm thinking to myself, okay.
Just starting to work.
Like, what's going on here?
I fully went into this, expecting to constantly be putting money into it for the first six months
to a year.
I'm like, okay, and after a year, I'd reevaluate and see, are we losing less?
Right.
Or are we on a road?
I'm sitting here now flabbergasted trying to do my books because I'm like, okay, everything
we're doing is working because we haven't lost a dime.
So what do you do?
Like, what do I fix?
So now it's just taking what we have and making it bigger.
I want to bring this style of wrestling back to the wrestling fans and back to the overall
community. Because I think that this is what people, you know, I talk about
WrestleMania 1 and I talk about the biggest WrestleMania that they had at the
Astrodome where there were almost 150,000 live fans at that show. And you even look at
WrestleMania today where they're getting 80, 90,000 fans and 5 million viewers worldwide
every Monday and Friday. So the audience is still there. People still love
wrestling and they watch it because it's what they know.
But if you talk to the average wrestling fan, they tell you,
yeah, I just can't get into the characters these days
and I can't really, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I want to bring back that story.
I want to bring it back to when, you know,
it was emotional and you loved it.
And I think that's what's working for us.
I honestly, God, believe.
And we have such wonderful characters, you know,
Boon the Gator King.
He's a swamp buggy guy.
He speaks with this weird accent.
He's a strange fellow.
He got a head injury.
He's been wrestling with a head injury for months now.
For whatever reason, he can't lose.
He keeps winning.
he's not a good guy he's not a nice guy yet he had fans show up at our last show where they made
gator hats it was hilarious there were like 20 of them that walked in with these giant gator hats
and it was because they loved this character he was telling telling this great story of this idiot
guy who is unshaven he actually has not physically well he's just he's not built well at all
he's horribly built he's he wears slobbing clothes he's not he just he looks like a swamp dude
He looks like your Uncle Fred that lives out in the middle of the swamp.
But people love the idea that he had this head injury and he comes out with a head wrap on,
you know, band is on his head and he wrestles and he keeps winning by accident.
This is the story.
The fans are invested in it.
Brian Idol, who's been a famous restaurant on the circuit for many years.
People love to hate this guy.
Brian Idol might be the second most hated guy in our company next to me.
Brian is just this fantastic showman who you want to hate him.
You look at Brian.
He's one of those guys that you just look at and you go,
I just want to punch you in a face.
I don't know why.
I haven't even talked to you yet,
but I want to punch you in the face.
He's that guy, you know?
So this is the excitement for me
about what wrestling is.
We're entertainers.
I want to entertain.
I want to put on a show
that the fans are happy about
because for me and everything
I've done in my entire career,
money has been the byproduct
of the success
from my love of what I do.
I love being an entertainment consultant.
So I made a lot of money at it
because I loved it.
I had a passion for it.
I loved having the porn
business so it made money
for a lot of reasons I love the
foreign business I made a lot of money at it because I had a
passion for it I've always been successful in wrestling
because I had a passion for it it was never about
how much am I getting paid it was about how great of a match
could we put on that passion
UCW Universal Championship wrestling is the same thing for me
yes I would love it to turn of profit I'm a businessman
but for me it's the love of it the passion for it
and if I'm putting on shows where the fans are coming up to us telling us
how great we are then for me it's a success
money will be a byproduct of that success
I'm not worried about that
I want to put on that great show
I want kids I love watching kids leave the show
like ah they're all fired up
and they're getting autographs from the wrestlers
and pictures and I love that
I love having fans hate me
I am the most arrogant self-righteous
son of a bitch in the professional
in the professional wrestling world
I can see that
thank you appreciate it
I love having fans hate me
I feel like I haven't done my job
if at least two fans haven't thrown something at me
tried to spit on me before the end of a show. I love that. I'm all about it. Because at the
end of the day, your wife still likes me better than you. I promise you that. At any rate,
you know, this for me is what it's about. So this is where UCW came from. This is where the
concept came from. And, you know, we've been at it now for about a half a year. We've seen
great success. And we're looking to hopefully start bringing it to the masses down the road.
We're looking for larger platforms to be able to not only broadcast the shows in certain ways,
but hopefully I'd like to do some traveling.
I'd like to take the show on tour down the road
and be able to film it and broadcast it on certain platforms.
Okay.
So for us, it really is a passion.
You know, if anybody's interested in finding out more about us
or getting a hold of us,
our social media is at UCW, Florida, for everything.
Okay.
Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, at UCW, Florida.
Connor will put it in the description.
Okay.
So it'll be in the description of the video.
Our website is currently under construction.
We've been looking for a good company
that's going to be able to handle our website for us
and have it at the level that we want it to be at.
But you can go to UCWWorld.com right now,
which will take you to our ticket selling page,
which tells you a lot about the shows that we're doing.
We plan on having a very interactive fan experience website
set up in the very near future.
It's very important to me that...
Is that being built now by somebody,
or are you looking for somebody?
We are...
They'll have...
Because if we put your email address in the description, you'll have 10 or 20 guys that'll
We are absolutely looking for somebody and more than happy to have the email address in the description.
I'll give you a couple different emails you can use.
So yeah, we're looking for because I want somebody who can manage it for us also and be able to make up.
Because it's going to be very interactive.
So I want to keep it up to date.
And because we change the shows, you know, the content's going to change a lot.
So it's important for us that it works and it makes sense.
But, you know, we're having a wonderful time.
I mean, you're a local guy.
I'd love you. Have you come down and see a show?
No, I'm coming to this one.
I'm coming down to...
I don't know what, you know, you got to run things by your girlfriend
because she makes all the rules in your relationship.
I can't go by myself.
Can't go by...
I didn't know if she'd take you or not.
No, no. She's going to be there to protect me.
Okay, good.
So yeah, February 20th is our next show in Palmetto, Florida.
Galactic Destruction.
Now, yeah, you looked at it earlier and said,
Galactic Destruction, was that mean?
Well, we're Universal Championship Wrestling.
Every single one of our show titles
has something to do with the universe.
Our last show was called Supernova.
the show before that was called Starfire
our main event of the year
our our WrestleMania
every year
is what are you laughing at
that wasn't what
all of this all of this
our main event of the year is the only one
that doesn't have a name after the universe
but we stole it and I'm about to get sued
for copyright infringement I'm sure
our main event of the year is called Masters of the Universe
okay anybody out there who knows where that comes from
cool if not keep your mouth shut
I don't need to get sued by Hasbro
anyhow they can't because it's all right
but so all of our names
and this is you know again
I wanted to have names that people were going to remember
right I wanted to have like everybody uses
oh it's Halloween so what are we going to call our show
Halloween havoc
every fucking wrestling promotion in the world does that
oh it's Christmas what is it season's beatings
you know Valentine's Day
bloody Valentine every promotion out there
this is the unoriginalness of all of these owners
out there right now and and I don't care
I'm going to say it there is a flood
of wrestling promotions out there
I call them mom-and-pop backyard wrestling.
They're all over.
Everybody's running a show every weekend somewhere.
But it is a fan, a guy who was a fan, his whole life.
I'm going to open up a wrestling promotion because I love wrestling.
What the hell do you know about the business?
You sat in the audience, you watched it.
Do you know how to run a company?
Do you have any business experience?
Do you understand the psychology of wrestling?
You get no respect from the wrestlers because you weren't one of us.
You didn't grow up in this business.
So they come in and the wrestler,
do whatever they want to do.
You don't know how...
There are so many of these shows.
And that's what I'm saying.
They're so unoriginal.
They all use the same names.
Caesar's beating.
Halloween Havoc.
You know, bloody Valentine,
whatever. Fourth of July, bang.
They all use these same horrible names.
I said, we're going to do something different.
I'm going to have a theme.
We're Universal Championship Wrestling.
Let's stick with the universe.
Right.
We're not just Earth.
We're the world.
We're the universe.
Let's stick with cool names.
And people remember our names.
They've never heard you.
Galactic Destruction, Starfire, Supernova,
Masters of the Universe.
What a great name for, like, a WrestleMania.
Masters of the Universe.
I love that name.
Brings out the child in me again.
So for me, it's about giving fans wrestling that they deserve.
You deserve better than these backyard wrestlers or these marks.
We call the fans that own businesses.
They're called Marks.
M-A-R-K-S-M-R-K-S-M-R-E-R-RICs in quotation.
They're called a Mark.
You're like a Mark, a Target.
Right.
Then these marks that open up these wrestling companies.
and have no freaking clue,
have no idea what they're doing.
And their shows suck
and they get 10, 20 people.
You know, we went through a show
a couple of months ago
where the guy paid $1,000 to rent out
a Civic Center,
had 50 people in the audience.
He probably lost $2,000.
But he thinks it was successful
because he had 30 people.
Right.
The wrestling was horrid.
We were there because I wanted to see one wrestler.
It was one guy wrestling
or a young kid that I wanted to look at
because I was thinking about
bringing them into our show
and I eventually did.
But the rest of the show was like,
I could have slipped through this show.
There was no entertainment value.
There was no, you know, when you come to our show, we have a stage entrance, we have lighting effects, we have wonderful DJ music, we have, you know, our people are doing things professionally and being professional with it, and they're there to want to entertain you.
The wrestlers aren't there just doing matches to do matches.
You know, it's very important that we entertain people and we give you that ride.
Right.
You know, you go to an amusement park, right, because you want to be thrilled.
You come to a wrestling show because you want to be thrilled.
It is important to me that you get that.
Okay.
So this is what Universal Championship Wrestling is all about for me
and all about for our fans.
It's an opportunity to see wrestling as it was meant to be.
All right.
Since its conception in the Kearney days back in the 1920s,
you know, this is what wrestling always was,
entertaining people.
And that's what we're doing now.
And I'm very proud of it.
And I think everybody who comes and checks it out
or takes a look at us will be very pleasantly surprised and happy too.
And we'll become a fan forever.
Well, cool.
I'm going to go on the 20th.
uh so that's it or what what is anything else i mean we're we're i think we've we got it we're
good i mean i've got a million other stories i could tell but you know there's only so much time in
the day and you know another time i'm going to be here i'll be here too wrap it up all right this
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