Mean Boys - EP 104 - Action Skyscraper

Episode Date: January 19, 2018

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It's Keith Conner and Tom from the Mean Boys Podcast. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. That was a lot. Here with another episode. This one is just the boys. Oh, it's kind of a weird one. There's a lot of illness and pedophiles. Tom is very ill and Steven Spielberg might have fucked some kids.

So that colors the whole affair. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, enjoy it. This is a fun one. Please leave us a review, rate, and subscribe, all that shit on iTunes. It helps us look mildly relevant. We got another iTunes review. Yeah, Jay Goat says, mean boys are amazing. Half the jokes don't make sense, the other half bomb, but I somehow find myself laughing

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Maybe don't start with this episode If it's your first episode Episode I'm gonna say episode One more time Just the boys Mean Boys Podcast episode episode i'm gonna say episode one more time uh just the boys mean boys podcast episode hey everybody welcome to the mean boys podcast Somebody trolled God into deleting System 32.

I'm Keith Carey. I'm Tom Goss. And I'm... Skinny Alex Jones! Hey. What is going on with your voice? You guys, uh, I'm a 75-year-old black woman. Carter sounded like totally normal all day and then got really sick in the past 10 minutes

and now just, yeah, sounds like everyone who's ever wasted their life in front of a slot machine. Oh, that's my retirement plan. It's petty slots and lung cancer. You sound like you're selling off-brand malt liquor. Yeah. We couldn't afford Billy Dee. Yeah, I got a 39

ounce. I didn't know they made those either. Yeah, no, I'm only kind of like voicing it up even a little bit. But yeah, some fucked happened. My throat just got nuked by something or other, and I'm just very raspy. Sounds like a motherfucker. I kind of like it, though. I was going to do a bit on stage last night about it.

It's fun when you get sick, and you can just narrate your whole life like Morgan Freeman. And he pulled into the drive-thru knowing he was gonna get the same thing but telling himself he might finally try those waffle fries whatever it is as connor got out of his car to open the gate he wished that someone had already opened the gate but he had to get out of his car get back in drive in then fucking close the gate again. For the Mean Boys fans who thought we had interesting lives, that is an accurate depiction of our daily problems. Yeah, I'm not going to be super hot this episode because it hurts to breathe.

That's all good. We got you, baby. It hurts to sit for me. We were just talking about... Oh, yeah, you guys will carry the show. Good. Okay, yeah, whatever. We were talking about outside. Our new plan in life is we want to raise enough money to set up a situation where Tom Goss

has to fight an entire zoo. We got a lot of all the pie in the sky plans. I think this is the funniest one. Truckasaurus, obviously, getting a used Truckasaurus is going to be a Patreon goal. Truckasaurus is phase one. I think phase two is Tom fights a zoo. Yeah, we want Tom to fight an entire. I know you don't, but you're not going to have a choice.

It's you or them. This isn't really for you. We're creating like a Hunger Games running man type situation where you have to fight the animals to survive. We're going to play Gladiator and you're going to fight a bunch of animals. Or if we get holodeck technology. Scenario number one, Tom has a selection of gadgets. And he's got a fedora that turns into a helicopter. He has a katana.

I think he gets a pistol. He gets half a can of anti-kangaroo spray. We talked about this. He does get a can of anti-kangaroo spray. Part of me thinks this joke is stupid, but part of me is just happy we're not talking about Steven Spielberg fucking a 12-year-old anymore.

Oh, yeah, we also spent a long time last night discussing whether or not Steven Spielberg is a pedophile. Which I asked Connor multiple times, Hey, just show me the evidence. I don't know what you guys are even talking about right now. You fucking pussy. I don't even know.

You guys, I'm doing a lot of research. Yeah. You guys want to start the podcast over, you think? No. No, why? Okay. Cut it out if you're really afraid of Steven Spielberg. Oh, if you don't want me to bring this up.

No, no, I actually don't really think Steven Spielberg's a pedophile. Oh, man. Well, somebody got an audition at DreamWorks. No, I was doing a bit. Oh, man. Backpedal Connor is so funny. It was just a funny joke, you guys. I didn't actually.

All right. Well, let's fucking, let's take this backwards moving bicycle into the Mexican joke off. I'll kick it off. I'm sorry. This is going horribly. I think it's funny.

Yeah, we're fine. Okay. All we did was introduce the podcast talk for two minutes. Now we're starting the joke off. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'm good. You good? Yeah, it's hard to talk. You need a cookie? You need a tampon? That was funny to me for misogyny reasons. Well, that's a sound drop. All right, I'll take it away this week.

Bitcoin competitor Ethereum hit an all-time high this week. Analysts say the next most valuable online currency will soon be gifts of Aziz Ansari going, oh no! That's going to be how we buy goods and services. Trump called Africa shithole countries. Africa responded, better than owning property in New Jersey. My favorite thing is that you read the setup

to that joke like a caveman. Trump called Africa shithole countries. Trump called Africa shit all countries. He called continent countries. Did he? Yeah. Okay. Cotter bringing the hot fire today.

I can't carry every show, guys. At least my jokes are bad, but Cotter's too sick to make fun of him. It's a win-win for me. Tom, you're so fat and dumb. With my last breath, I call you a big idiot. All right, guys. KCRW coming at you

with these hot show topical riffs. Getting away from the beginning of the show, the leader of a New York pedophile ring was sentenced to 15 years in prison. Upon hearing his sentence, Michael Andres Miller pleaded with the judge, what about 30 years in juvie?

That's real funny. Yeah, guys. I'm just saving it for the show. Oh my god. I'm saving it for the big show. Alright. I got no sleep because I was busy hacking up fucking dust bunnies in my bed last night.

Aw. Donald Trump referred to Haiti as a shithole. Residents of the island nation were taken aback with one saying, quote, wait, you can shit in a hole? We've just been leaving it wherever. That's incredibly rude. I know, right? I take it back. Haiti is a beautiful country and nobody should have to live there.

A friend of mine did a cruise, and they stopped in Haiti. And she did a bit. Once she got back on the ship, and she was like, was anyone else disappointed by how safe they felt in Haiti? I thought that was so funny. Three Utah family members were arrested after a three-year-old in their care drank meth-laced soda. Unfortunately, after doing the meth,

the baby wasn't coordinated enough to build something cool. The baby wasn't good enough at having fingers to make meth soda? I kind of zoned out. No, it's because tweakers build shit. Yeah. Uh-uh. Okay. The pieces were all...

Good Lord, man. What? There's just been like gas and complaint just coming out of your body in a steady stream all day. I think I might either have always been or have developed some kind of lactose intolerance because I've just been farting all day. It's a good thing you have a primarily cheese-based diet.

Well, yeah, no, I've just been like, you guys have seen, like, just tell the listeners the preposterous amount of like, and these are not just nothing little like toots. My dude has been melting chairs. Have you guys ever seen the footage of Vietnam when they carpet bombed the jungle? That's what Connor's farts have been doing in his house.

Agent Orange farts. These farts are visible. I can see them in the air. That was one of my favorites. Connor just goes, you know it's bad when you smell a fart and you can tell it's green. Yeah, I really did. It's your turn to tell a joke. I know, bro.

I'm vamping, okay? Fuck me for trying to get a little bit of i know bro i'm vamping okay fuck me for trying to get a little bit of momentum going here vaping why you okay the lapd is open an investigation of steven seagal after accusations of sexual assault in addition the actor faces numerous counts of karate diploma fraud he's uh forging his karate diploma. Oh, I heard diploma fraud as one word. It was like bad diplomacy. I was like, that's a lazy portmanteau.

What does portmanteau mean? Like when you put two words together. Oh, okay. That sounds like some kind of wine. Portmanteau is where your cruise went after Haiti. Look, I'm just trying to find anything here because you look dead. I'm good, guys. Port Manto could also be the description of my body.

Explain. Explain right now. I'm a man, and I have toes. I dare you to challenge my logic, sir. I dare you. God, you're... Sure. God is out of this.

You know, Tom, it's been a long time coming, and I hate to say it, but you are fired from the podcast. You're not allowed to do the show anymore. That's what it was. I'm going to helicopter drop you into a zoo with a machete naked, and if you make your way out... The animals will friend me. I declare it. They will friend you? Yes. Like they're on Facebook? No, no, no. Old school friendship.

You mean befriend you? Yes. Okay, cool. I'm sorry social media has ruined my speaking ability. This is on me. Go ahead, Keith. If this is your first episode of Mean Boys, try a different one and come back to it. I'm having a good time.

I'm just a 75-year-old. For the first time ever, Saudi Arabian women are being allowed to watch soccer games inside the stadium. When asked how she liked the game, one Saudi woman said, quote, This shit is so gay, my clit just cut itself off. I think that's the best joke so far. I don't totally get it. Because soccer is lame and it's so lame pussy will never work again. Oh, okay.

I thought gay people were cutting clits off. What do they need them for? Where were gay people? Oh, oh, oh. Because it's soccer. Because you said gay. I did, yes. You said gay.

I could have said lame But gay implied like Right Nothing turns a woman on less than soccer I don't know David Beckham People want to fuck that guy I mean, yeah You're probably right

Even though we read it What was the blind item we read about David Beckham? Oh, that he I mean, do we want to go down this road? Because I just remember what it is And it's not great This is We didn't write this

Okay Well, yeah, allegedly David Beckham and his his buddy raped a 15-year-old. Damn. That's not as funny as I... Nah. I don't know what you thought. I was hoping to be one of those ones where it's like, he did coke off a butt at the Golden Globes. Nah, that'd be great.

Yeah, that'd be fun. A terrorist was convicted after a greyhound hijacking that led to a high-speed chase that carried through multiple states. Official government safety response, don't worry, this only affects poor people. Okay. Just the way you're like, okay, we're going to breathe heavier to give them something, but we're not doing it. It's not worth it anymore. Yeah, Tom, I've got

to be honest with you, I did stop listening. Okay. Well, you read jokes, but you just say half the words wrong, so it's like I'm spending so much. I get so much time thinking, like, does he really think they're called Pototo? It's like trying to understand a Tom joke is like trying to like when you pull headphones out of your pocket and you got to, like, untangle them. Yeah.

Yeah. That's also how I speak. Yeah. Yes, I know. That's the problem. That's literally the problem we're addressing right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, guys. Here we go. Jesus. You got this, buddy. I believe in you. Mark Wahlberg has donated $1.5 million to the Time's Up charity in Michelle Williams' name. Some critics are calling this an empty gesture and suggesting the money would be better spent building a time machine so we can go back and actually stop 9-11 once and for all.

You know what's crazy about his voice? It makes me want to build a bunker. You know what I mean? Your voice, not Mark Wahlberg's. We'll be right back. Oh, no, no, no. Dude, come on, man. I was trying to fart into the microphone.

I wish you would have shit your pants because you've done it before. Stop. This is what we've become. People use that. This is my microphone. I know, but... You know who uses this? Me and Ramsey sometimes. And I'm fine with that. Ramsey's going to be so annoying with pink eye.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, guys. Oh, no, it hurts. I have to wear this eye patch that I got bedazzled. Yeah, it's like I don't even know what I'm being ironic about anymore. Oh, man. I'm sorry I farted on the podcast, guys. You tried three times. I tried, like, twice.

I did it the second time. Authorities are looking into foul play after Olivia Nova became the fourth porn star in three months to die suddenly. NBC will be dramatizing the investigation in their new series Law & Order, S My D. I'm sorry, man. S My D. I got it. I liked it. I liked it.

There have been a lot of porn ladies dying. You know D's, right? It's like if you asked one. Wait, D's nuts? I mean, I know D's. D's D's. D's D's D's D's on my thighs. D's on man thighs.

There it is. This feels like one of the dreams I have about Mean Boys. I'm having fun. I'm not shit. It is weird, though. Yeah, four porn ladies have died in like three months, like super young and super unexpectedly. You know what that means? It means this...

AIDS? It means the Hodiak killer is on the loose. Well, Trump just paid off that porn star, or that came out. So maybe they're just offing people that he's fucked. Interesting. Well, this one is 20. Hmm. So...

Yeah, he would never fuck an 18-year-old That's true A butt study has shown No, no, stop A butt study has shown that surfers carry more medicine-resistant bacteria than most people Which is confusing because I thought a butt study was just looking at Instagram A butt study is just looking at Instagram. A butt study is who replaces you in a play.

A butt study was actually Olivia Nova's last movie. Dude, imagine reading a book, but propping it up in between a butt. And just looking your finger and turning the pages. Like a big almanac. You know how they have stands in a library. Oh, she farts and it blows the covers closed. i lost my place oh yeah that'd be funny that'd be funny a lot of good things could happen twerk her way through the pages skip the page 49 and then just i was thinking of a hot butt you guys are thinking of like a connor butt no like a fart what are you what are you talking about oh like what like one of like a butt is a butt dude yeah i mean like once you're butt, you're a butt all the way.

From your first stinky butt to the time that you're gay. Damn it, guys. Google is pulling addiction treatment center ads so they will get more revenue from people searching for ways to get sober. Proving the old adage, you can be as evil as you want as long as you make your homepage a doodle of a parrot building a gingerbread house or some shit. I like that because it's... Ow, I just shit my tooth on the microphone. Oh, I'm sorry.

Because it's less of a joke and more of an issue. At least you didn't fart on that one. Yeah. Then you would have gotten fart cum. The worst disease of 1776. What do you think? George Washington had ivory teeth. He got fart cum in the trenches.

Everybody's got fourth degree fart cum. That was like the internet back in the day. They gave him toot root. They didn't have the technology to communicate so they just had to fart in each other's gums just to pass the time. That's kind of a Kurt Vonnegut plotline, actually. It would give you a little bit of a high,

you know, getting all the fucking... It's like looking at a toad? The methane in your mouth. Camp dancing and farting. You got it. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Last one. James Franco, star of the Tommy Wiseau biopic The Disaster Artist, has been accused of sexual misconduct. In a statement to the press, Franco said, I did not rape her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not rape her. I did not. Nobody's seen The Room.'s bullshit I did not rape her I did not

nobody's seen the room is that how that guy sounds it's one of those things where I'm like references for somebody else that's not in this room somebody enjoyed that not in this the room I want to see that movie I want to see both of them

disaster artist and the room when I saw the disaster artist I was like did they make a movie about my butt? I don't get it I've been farting a lot Oh my god Medieval Times has introduced It's very first female lead character

Come on down and watch Queen Ophelia the Bloodthirsty Murder 15 people on her horse Because she merged left without looking. Tom. Damn it. Okay. What the country?

Are you doing the right accent for that joke? Oh, what the country? No, what? Stop. Stop it at once. Turn in your badge. Oh, what the country? What?

I don't know. I? I don't know. I don't even know who you're being racist towards. Yakov the Hut? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, I don't know. No, stop. Look, at least I didn't shit on the microphone. I didn't shit on anything.

Didn't you, though? I didn't shit on anything, Tom. Thank you. California Fish and wildlife agents have confiscated chris brown's pet monkey the singer is devastated saying i just got him the perfect sweatshirt too man that guy can't catch a break they fucking, you got your monkey repo, dog? Like, how come you got in trouble with the straight up monkey police? What is that conversation?

You just show up at the door and be like, look, Chris, we know you got a monkey in there. Did they do like a bait car situation? Nah, man, I don't know what you're talking about. Where they just set up a fake food for Les Maylor. It's like, 12 tons of bananas, only $50. And he's like, oh my God, my monkey's going to love me. He goes down there and they're like, it was a sting, Chris. And he's like, no. No, monkey sting.

He hit a bitch, right? To be honest with you, Tom, I don't really, I'm not that good at pop culture either. I think so. Yes, he beat the shit out of Rihanna. Oh, I like Rihanna. Yeah, so do I. And then he got a tattoo of her battered face on his neck.

He did? Yeah. Wait, is that realihanna. Yeah, so do I. And then he got a tattoo of her battered face on his neck. He did? Yeah. Wait, is that real? Yeah. Holy shit. Wow, I don't think he likes her very much anymore. That's just to own up for it or whatever? I don't know.

I still don't know. Maybe he lost the bet. That would be a pretty funny bet. Reveals new tattoo of beaten woman. Wow, this was like five years ago. How did I not hear about this? I can't believe there wasn't a Rihanna punchline. Insert your own joke at the end of that joke.

Oh, you know what? Well, it's because I already wrote the funniest possible joke about it. Very true. Guys, I'm sorry about this. We're going to be okay, you guys. We're going to be good. I need to get some caffeine a little bit. Yeah, we're going to adopt a monkey.

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Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Rock it ever Oh yeah okay Thank you for putting that together for us Did you tell the listeners what it was? Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, rock it ever. Like booty. Nobody knew that. Oh, yeah, okay. Thank you for putting that together for us. It smells like a lot of gases in this room. You guys, I'm dying. But, yeah, so they actually sang that at like a Buddha con or whatever?

Yeah, they also did. Buddha con. They did a parody of New York. Yeah, whoever did that sounds like a real Buddha pest. Am I right, gang? Buddha. What was the other one? You know what?

I was just trying to come back from break and have a good time with my friends. I forgot what song. I ain't saying she a Buddha. But you ain't messing with no Buddha. Why would you not go with gold statue in that? What? Oh, do they have a lot of statues in Buddhism? No, that's actually a stereotype.

Did you just call it Buddhism? Did I say Buddhism? The real religion. That's the worship of ass. Dude, I'm a Bodhavatsa of Buddhism. Dude, you have all the Bodhavatsas? That's a thing, right? You mean Bodhisattvas? Probably.

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to us from Paige Wesley. It's a pretty brilliant game. She says, hey guys, here's a game to lighten the load for Snark. We'll send more if I think of anything. And this is one of the best ideas for a game I've heard in a long time, so you page it's called lost in translation movies often get renamed during their international release using the international title guess what the movie was called in america i gave you a bunch so you could pick and choose answers are in bold so here we go title his great device makes him famous can i preemptively guess

sure boogie nights okay interesting guess interesting guess i will get that is one of Can I preemptively guess? Sure. Boogie Nights. Okay. Interesting guess. Interesting guess. That is one of the choices. I'll go through them. Oh, shit. A, Back to the Future.

B, The Aviator. C, Boogie Nights. Or D, The Social Network. Oh, hang on. What is... I haven't seen Boogie Nights. What is The Great Device? It's about his dick. Oh, really?

Yeah, he's got like a foot-long dick. Like, that's the whole... Is that like the plot of the movie? It's a movie about porn. Oh, I didn't even know that. It's one of like the five best movies ever made. You should watch it. You'd love it.

Oh, man. I gotta... The fact that you guessed Boogie Nights... Yeah, but that was like a joke. I didn't think it would actually count. No, his device makes him... I can't imagine them releasing... I can't tell if it's a social network.

Does it say what country this is translated from or no? Yeah, I guess I could tell you that. It's part of the answer, but I guess that'd be a good hint. China. See, China's not going to release Boogie Nights because it's about porn and they're weird about censoring stuff. They got a dub and a tentacle in his fucking leisure suit. Yeah, China's got a lot of political stuff. I'm going to say it's The Aviator.

I think it's Social Network. Okay. I don't think you can use Facebook in China, so it would be weird to have a movie about Facebook. I think it's Twitter. I think you can use Facebook, not Twitter. I don't think they let them do anything. I think you get like one Neopets account and that's it. Yeah, you're allowed to eat rice and wait to die.

That's what you do in China. Yeah, this is great political talk from three people who know nothing and are not smart enough to have any opinions. USA. What was it? A is back to the future. See, I've never seen A or B. I saw part of B. Oh, well, A is like butterfly effect if someone's trying to fuck his mom.

That's right. As you once said. And B is awesome. Can we just watch Boogie Nights after this? I have shit to do, but I'd like to see it. Yeah, I'm doing social network. Okay, the answer. C, Boogie Nights.

Damn it! Initially. It's a great device, dude. Son of a bitch. All right, number two. Title, Hey, Where Are the Babies? That's from Sweden. So is that A, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, B, Goonies, C, The Omen, or D, Swingers?

This game is so fucking good, man. I love this game. Wait, what was the title again? Hey, Where Are the Babies? Yeah. Hey, Where Are the Babies? That's so funny. I thought it was going to be that movie Rabbit Hole where Nicole Kidman fucking miscarries.

No, I don't know it. I'm just making jokes for me and Paige at this point. Don't worry about it. Oh, man. I don't like when Keith's ass hands me like I'm not one of the cool guys at the office i know i don't get it but movies are always my reference point you've seen four movies so i have to just don't be that's why i've got my eyes open though this hollywood satanic pedophile cults because i'm not blinded by nostalgia i thought rabbit holder kid got hit by a car oh maybe it is he gets hit by a car because that's what the play is i think you're

thinking of eighth grade i think you're right. Truth be told, I've never actually seen Rabbit Hole. I just knew it was about a dead kid. It was the first movie I could think of about a dead kid. I read the play, so the movie could be different. Let me just pitch a movie idea I had right now. It's about a guy who can smell the future. He can only smell it, and he's got to figure out what's going on. Yeah, I can smell the future in here, and it's you in the hospital.

I'm doing fine, guys. I'm just a little raspy. A little tired and a little raspy. I've definitely riffed better, but I'm here. I'm doing it. I got a Google Doc pulled up. I'm scrolling through it. I'm doing my job. I love the light undercurrent of hostility

running through this whole episode. Fuck you, you fat asshole. You shut your fucking fat asshole face that's also an asshole. You fucking half-dick twink. Oh, he got you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got like 75. I meant in terms of your performance on the show,

you're half-dicking it. Yeah, so I'll give you that. Thumb in your hosting gig. Honey, I shrunk the kids. You guys, I'm just trying to get some kind of argument going so you can make fun of me again so that I don't have to talk. Alright, faggot. I'm just trying to get some kind of argument going so you can make fun of me again. That's what we're trying to do. Then I don't have to talk. All right, faggot. I'm saying A. I hate to do this to you.

What were they again? I got lost. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, Goonies, The Omen, or Swingers. The Omen would be really weird. I'm going to say it's Goonies. The answer, D, Swingers. Son of a bitch. I don't know what that is.

Neither do I. It's a movie by Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn trying to fuck, but they're always calling girls babies. Oh, that's weird. And like chicks and like other stuff. It's like they call them a lot of things. Yeah. All right.

Number three. A twin seldom comes alone. That's from Germany. The B-Boys podcast. Is that about A, The Shining? B, The Parent Trap? C, Twins? Or D, The Prestige. I would hope it's about The Prestige.

That's so shitty. It would be funny if it was about The Prestige. That would be a big spoiler alert. Yeah, it might as well just be called They Die at the End. That's a good movie, though. It is a good-ass movie. Okay, so it's The Shining, The Parent Trap. What was the third one?

Twins. What's Twins about? Twins. You fucking moron. I don't know. What makes you think I know? It's about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, and they're twins. What? They're fraternal twins.

Oh, God. Tom, I've never seen you be more mad Yeah I gotta go I gotta go Parent Trap That was gonna be my guess as well It's the Parent Trap Hey We got the movie

We did the thing right We got a point or something Oh I hate this You guys, you know what? I gotta let you live your truth. Gotta continue to struggle saying words. I can say a lot of words. I can say more words than you. I can say more

words, they're just not pronounced correctly. No, you know like 95 words. I say all the words. So you've said about eight sentences in the past 30 seconds and you've only actually said four words in them. It's just I say lots of words. So you've said about eight sentences in the past 30 seconds and you've only actually said four words in them. It's just I say lots of words.

No. And lots of words said I. Number four, superseding cleaning evil accounts. Wait, shut up. What? It's called supers... Oh, wait, no. Superspeeding cleaning evil accounts. Superspeeding cleaning evil accounts. It's from Thailand. Okay. Now is that about Oh, wait, no. Super Speeding Cleaning Evil Accounts. Super Speeding Cleaning Evil Accounts.

It's from Thailand. Okay. Now, is that about A, drive angry? B, baby driver? C, too fast, too furious? Or D, death proof? Super... Fuck.

What? Dude, Thailand... Super Speeding Cleaning Evil Accounts coming soon to Thailand. Rated R for... That was pretty funny. That was very bad. Can you read them again? Super speed and clean

evil accounts. A, drive angry. B, baby driver. C, too fast, too furious. Or D, death proof. You're nailing that movie trailer, guy. What's death proof? Death proof is a You're nailing that movie trailer, guy. What's Death Proof about? Death Proof is a movie about a car that's death proof

driven by Kurt Russell. It's got a lot of feet in it. Also a stunt driver that actually acts but she's not that good. You mostly just watch it so you can see the zombie movie about the bitch

with a machine gun like afterwards. Coming soon. I'm going to go with Death Proof. It's a Quentin Tarantino movie about a stunt driver who kills women in his car that he death proofs on his side so he can't time it.

Yeah, the first half of it is very good, and then the second half of it is infuriatingly bad. It's just a bunch of chicks that are like... But then the car chase at the end is pretty cool. Eh, it's okay. It's a good-ass car chase. Coming soon. All right, so what's your...

The answer is C. The answer is actually A, Drive Angry. Ah. This game is hard, guys. Yeah, that was a good game. Yeah. Is it the last one? We have like hard, guys. Yeah, that was a good game. Yeah. Is it the last one?

We have like 20 of these. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah, we'll do a few more. Yeah, hit it. Oh, this next one is awesome. Title, Please Do Not Touch the Old Women. Is that A, Sex and the City?

B, Steel Magnolias? Oh, shit. C, The Producers? Or D, Harold Magnolias. Oh, shit. C. The Producers. Or D. Harold and Maude. Oh, fuck. What is Harold and Maude about? I don't see any movie. It's a movie about Harold and Maude. You fucking thought it's about a young dude who fucks an old lady.

It's that one. I think that's the answer. Yeah, I'm not even movie trailering it up, really. I know. I love that. This is perfect. And what was A? A was Sex and the City.

I'm gonna go A. Nah, because they're getting touched all over the place. They love getting touched. That's like their whole thing. Sex is the first name of their title. Tom, you're such a Samantha. Is that one of the ladies from Sex and the City? Who was that friend?

I don't remember. Nah, he nailed it. Okay, good job. I know someone named Samantha. Coming soon. What a completely irrelevant piece of information. Nobody cares. Not even Samantha.

Shut up, Tom. She definitely doesn't listen. People don't really know what a podcast is. Yeah, no, she doesn't listen. Okay. Y'all probably unfollowed you on Facebook for posting hockey memes. Now get your guesses in. I already did.

I said A. What did you say? I said D. Harold and Maude. You guys are both wrong. It's the producers from Italy. Fuck. You guys lose at movies.

Oh, man. It's like your favorite thing, and you're bad at them. It's got to feel bad. It's not great. Coming soon. Yeah. Have you ever seen a movie in a different country? From the studio that brought you children to fucking cages and fancy parties i almost went

son of the mask when i was in paris i thought that would be a funny thing to do in paris yeah that is pretty funny and then i was like it's not as funny as it is awful yeah that's like going to like italy yeah being like okay uh where's domino's? It's like watching Family Guy on your phone at the Louvre. Dude, that's awesome. We got to go to the Louvre just to take a picture of you doing that. Dude, if we go to Europe, it's going to be the most wildly disrespectful trip anyone's ever taken anywhere. I would just genuinely rather watch Family Guy than go to the Louvre. Dude, the Louvre sucks ass.

I mean, some of the art's kind of cool, but generally it's just like, I get it. You're the Louvre. Like, the Mona Lisa's bullshit. Yeah. Oh, did think. Dude, the Louvre sucks ass. I mean, some of the art's kind of cool, but generally it's just like, I get it, you're the Louvre. Like, the Mona Lisa's bullshit. Yeah. Oh, did I tell you about the picture my mom tried to get me to take when we were in Paris? No.

We were at the Champs-Élysées and she was like, okay, real quick, I want you to put something red on your arm and just take a picture of you doing the Hitler under the thing. And I was like, no! No, it'll be so funny.

I'm like, will it though? Because it seems like it's just going to be a thing where I'm a Hitler. Yeah, that's pretty funny. That's true. Yeah. All right, guys. This will be the last one.

Oh, really? Yeah, we'll save some for later. It's one to one, right? Sure. We'll just go until someone wins. All right. Yeah, let's do it. All right.

Title, full of the nuts. Is that A, balls of fury? B, one floor of the Cuckoo's Nest? C, Psycho? Or D, Dodgeball? Translated from German. Oh, man. A full of the nuts.

This movie is a full of the nuts Just on principle I gotta go one floor over the cuckoo's nest I think it's a dodgeball The answer Dodgeball Oh wow Keith Carey wins

We can do one more if you want Yeah sure why not Yeah fuck it Alright This is so Dude Fucking Page

This game is so great. Title, Action... Ow. You broke him. Oh, title, Action Skyscraper. Oh, no. A, Mission Impossible 2. Okay.

B, Tower Heist. Okay. C, Die Hard. Okay. Or D, Man on Wire. Oh, I thought one of them was going to be like that World Trade Center movie with Nicolas Cage. Oh, did they actually? What is that movie?

It's called World Trade Center. It's got Nicolas Cage in it. Is it about 9-11? Yes. I don't know if they maybe did it before 9-11. No, it's Oliver Stone. He's a fireman. He's up in there.

He probably already dies. They all die. I had white. Yeah, because I mean, I remember the Spider-Man trailer with the World Trade Center. Oh, that was so weird I laughed That shit was awesome man It was so dope

And then I was like I guess that's I saw that in theaters As a child And I remember that being The first thing I thought about When I realized What had happened

I was like You saw it and you were like Oh no it's Spider-Man Dude that is gonna Fuck up Spider-Man's Whole thing When you showed me I don't know

Which one of you Showed me That was me My god that was One of the hardest I ever laughed on that reveal. Yeah. At the very end.

I was like almost crying. Oh, it was the World Trade Center? Yeah. I didn't tell him what it was. I was like, just watch this weird old Spider-Man commercial. I promise it's worth it. And the whole time he's like, okay, I don't get it. It's not funny.

How great would it be if they didn't adjust that in time and that commercial aired during the attacks? Oh, man. That has to have happened somewhere yeah that's too that's too funny to have not happened agreed and as i've said many times i was mostly just bummed out that they that they didn't show yugioh that day when i was a kid i didn't really realize the gravity of the events and i was like oh my god you guys what is kai we're gonna do about the goddamn rare hunters but i remember being mad but also pretty

excited that we we didn't get homework in any of our classes. So that was pretty cool. I think I still got homework. Oh, damn, dude. I was homeschooled. We got a lot of them. We got a lot of them. I was homeschooled during 9-11.

You're homework is to go spend time with your family. I'm like, okay. Oh, yeah. Die Hard. Tom. Can I hear the other three? Mission Impossible 2, Tower High's Die Hard, and. Die Hard. Tom. Can I hear the other three? Mission Impossible 2, Tower High's Die Hard, and Man on Wire. I'm going to go Mission Impossible 2.

This is called Action Skyscraper? Yeah. Okay. The answer. Tom's wrong. It's Die Hard. Keith wins. Again.

Fatality. Mean Boys. Coming back. Podcast. Hi. I'm Woke Satan. You might know me as a crazy horned goat demon who burns people for eternity. But that's not accurate.

Imagine what looks like a black Gary Busey. You might think Gary Busey is ugly, but I'd like to remind you, it's internal beauty that counts. I'm not a bad guy anymore. Sure, in my teen days, I had some anger issues, but I've forgiven myself, and I hope you can forgive me too. I'm here today to give out some tips on managing money. Now, if you're at home going, Mr. Satan, that sounds boring. Well, you might be right.

But I didn't escape the army of killer baby angels to not be helpful now. Step one, keep your money in a safe place like a mattress or jug. Do most people think this is bad advice? Of course. But the banks are controlled by evil people who don't want you to succeed. They will take your money with unfair loans and then blame the Jews. The Jews are pretty nice people.

Sure, they wear funny hats and have unibrows that look like they're made of a kind of spaghetti that no one orders, but they don't deserve any more bad press than they have already received. They've been busy waiting for a savior since the B.C. era, and little do they know, he spent 2,000 years banging whores in heaven to only come to Earth to distract from God's evil plot in the form of what you guys call Oprah.

Step two, invest in protecting your money i suggest dogs this way you can adopt a dog care for it save it from a shelter while protecting your wall money if you really think of the history of dogs they're just retarded wolves mankind first inbred them for hunting, then continued making them bone their mothers until we had pugs, who are inbred enough to where if they're airborne, you can't tell which side is the ass

and which one's the face. Mankind owes the dog from the crimes they have committed against the canine, and now you can do it while protecting your money. Remember, you like movies by David Fincher. The plot's not as fucked up as a Doberman Pinscher. Also keep in mind, don't go to heaven.

God banned dogs after he tasted their flesh for the first time. It's like heroin to immortal people. So, combined with our highly powered industrial AC and all the dead puppies in the world, we definitely have the cuter, more lovable permanent stay down here in hell. Step three, spend it. Spending your money is the most popular thing to do with your money. But make sure you're spending it on places that aren't known for cruelty. For example, many people stopped eating Chick-fil-A because of the president's gay bashing.

But he's in heaven now, so you don't have to worry about enjoying a nice chicken sandwich. You do have to worry about Apple and Nike since they employ child slaves. And the Disney Corporation, who supported Hitler. Also watch out for Wendy's. Not the restaurant, just people named Wendy. In the future, they will be a huge part of the clean water monopoly. Well, that's enough yammering. Bernie 2020.

Peace and love to all. Hail Satan. The Mean Boys Podcast goddamn returns. To close out the show, as we always do. It's goddamn returning. With a round of our favorite game is which of the... Yeah.

We're like, the smoke break will reset the energy. We'll be feeling better. We're back in the chairs. It already feels bad again. No, dude, it's good, man. This is a great episode. You had milk on the corner of your lip. The creepiest location it could be. I drank some milk.

Went rogue. I think forehead. There's errant milk. Okay. It just looks funny. You're not like a dumb person. Yeah, I feel like I'm being held accountable for the actions of rogue dairy. And that should be your name.

Rogue dairy. Actions of rogue dairy. That's how Keith Checks into hotels And it's like Yeah I have a reservation For Rogue Derry That's my D&D character

Oh yeah Rogue Derry The fucking halfling Fucking rogue I guess He'd probably be a rogue Would be his class Yeah I'd be rogue I'd be worried to be

Rogue Derry the wizard I'm Rogue Derry The barbarian This week's Wish of the Falling Comes to us from A friend of the show and former guest, Jay Light. Jay Light says, hey, Mean Boys. What's up, Jay?

Been meaning to do this for a while, but hearing about Snark Week. By the way, I feel bad that we're just getting to all the Snark Week games now. Oh, I mean, well, we got so many games. Thank you, guys. If you want to send them to MeanBoysPodcast at gmail.com, we do always appreciate it. But yeah, we got like 25 games. There's only one week of shows, but we're using them, guys. Yeah, definitely.

We always want more. But hearing about Snark, we've got a fire under me. Here's a Witch of the Following for y'all involving names of hot sauces. Bon appetit. So number one, Witch of the Following is not... Oh, okay. I'm just trying to make sure I know where the answers are there. Witch of the Following is not a real hot sauce.

Round one. A, Larry's Hot Pussy Juice. B, Tony's Forget About it, wise guy hot sauce. C, Crazy Jerry's, you must be concussed. Or D, Miss Daytona's burning skid mark. Dude, I fucking, why don't the Mean Boys have a novelty hot sauce? We're going to. We could be on that level.

Ron White has tequila, you know. Yeah, we're going to make mean sauce. We're just going to read could be on that level. Ron White has tequila, you know? Yeah, we're going to make mean sauce. We're just going to re-bottle tap it to you. It's just going to be called Tom Goss' Internal Monologue Hot Sauce. It's spicy and confusing. I feel like Carnacian Hot Sauce would be the route to go on this one. That one's not cruel to you or your life. We're only making merch that mocks you.

No, we have a lot of merch that celebrates Tom. I know. Again, I have so many different... The keychain didn't mock me. It only mocked me if I didn't have a car. That would be mocking me. But I have one. Well, it is based on what would Tom do, which is probably a terrible idea.

I'm a good driver. I resent that. Well, no one looks at their keychain while they're driving. And if you do, you're probably a bad driver if you're just staring at your keychain. Tom would, yeah. I agree. What was D? D was Miss Daytona's burning skid mark.

I'm going to say D. I think it's that one. I'm going to say A, but all of these are hilarious. What do you think A was? A was the pussy fire. Okay, that's correct. The correct answer is C, Crazy Jerry's You Must Be Concussed. Ah. Oh, son of a bitch.

I feel like I inspired that. Round number two. My uncle was named Jerry. Oh. He died. Sorry, pal. He was a good guy. He was a guy like Jerry.

Uncle Jerry was great. Oh, that's pretty funny. What happened? I would have thought after he fell into the vat At that hot sauce factory They would have named it after him Like when they give a police officer a highway For getting shot on a traffic stop

It was some combination of cancer And bicycling without a helmet And falling on his head But it was mostly a cancer That sucks man I'm sorry Jesus Keith come on It's a combination of cancer and a bicycle accident And I realize why you thought it was new Mostly a cancer. That sucks, man. I'm sorry. Jesus, Keith, come on. A little respect for Crazy Jerry. It's a combination of cancer and a bicycle accident.

And I realize why you thought it was neither of your... Because he must have been concussed. That was certainly part of it. Hey-o! He was a great guy. Next round. Sorry. Round two.

All dead relatives of Tom Gossett. No, I'm kidding. Round two. All ass edition. My favorite grandpa's last words. All ass edition. Which of the following is not a real hot sauce? A. My favorite grandpa's last words. All ass edition. Which of the following is not a real hot sauce? A, asshole annihilator.

B, ass in the ER. C, anal angst. Or D, baboon ass gone rabid. That's the worst directed DVD infomercial series. My God, that baboon's foaming at the butt. Dude, that's funny, man. You're so fucking horny baboon's foaming at the butt. Dude, that's funny, man. You're so fucking horny, you're foaming at the butt.

Feed me. Yeah, that's like the Bang Bros crew is like, this girl's ready, man. She's foaming at the butt. I'm like, that might be bad. We should maybe... It's just baboon have red asses.

I think that's why they... Yes, yes. Nobody didn't understand that. But I'm saying the rabbit. The rabbit. We return to Tom Dillon's series. Tim Dillon, Tom Goss, ace detective. And he's like, I think they called it that because baboons have red asses.

And they're like, who killed them, Tom? What do you know? Oh, yeah, it was Jerry. I'm going to go B because A and B are similar and B has less rhythm to it. Ass in the ER. What was C? C was anal angst. We're going anal angst.

Be correct to answer. A, asshole annihilator. I thought it was one of those two. Man, that's a cannibal corpse song. Round number three, all fuck edition. A, don't fuck with me, I'm hot. B, fuck your tongue up. C, the hottest fucking sauce.

D, one fucking drop at a up. C. The hottest fucking sauce. D. One fucking drop at a time. Ooh. I think the last one is, I think that one's fake. One fucking drop at a time. One fucking drop at a time. One fucking drop at a time. Oh!

That sounds like a guy who's trying to recover from DJing. He's like, I just gotta stop one fucking drop at a time. A and B again? A was, don't fuck with me, I'm hot. And B was fuck your tongue up. Fucking some tongues up. Fuck up a tongue up.

Fuck up a tongue up. Fuck up a tongue up. What's up B? The correct answer. B, fuck your tongue up. Tom's on the board. Oh, don't dab on me. There's nothing more

disrespectful than being dabbed on by someone who doesn't even know what that means. Not sick. He did the not sick dab. Dude, I'll fucking spit in your mouth. I know that was called dabs.

Fuck your tongue up. Yeah. Yeah, I have superior immune systems. No, you don't. Nah, you're way dumb. Round number four. Well, you can't be so smart that you never get sick or else Stephen Hawking would be able to do a 440. Nothing to do with intelligence.

No. Yes. I'm defending you, Tom. Right, and I'm agreeing. Good time. I have combative tones. You just high-fived me, you got the germs. You're gonna die. I already have the germs. And I've defeated them. Like King Arthur. Round number four.

Round number four, all political edition. Which of all is another real hot sauce? A, shove gun control up your ass. B, Bill chose another woman, shouldn't you? C, which is really pretty funny. Why is that? Why are you just using shitty tweets as a title for your hot sauce? C, Saddam, how hot is it now?

Dude, in heaven? Probably pretty cool. Or D, Obama's stimulus package. The last one's for sure real. I think the last two are for sure real. I think it's B. Can I hear A and B again? I think people that make hot sauce respect Bill Clinton.

No. I got leukemia from fucking people. A is shove gun control up your ass. And B was Bill chose another woman, shouldn't you? That first one is so uncreative and conservative. I'm like, okay, that's probably real. Yeah, fuck. I think I'm going to go with Connor.

I think it's B. You're going to say B? The correct answer, D, Obama's stimulus package. What? This one's kind of a trick question because the first three are real hot sauces. The fourth one is a hot sauce package, but when you open it, there's nothing inside. Oh, man. Fucking gas station trickery.

It's an empty bottle. Get it? That's like that alien. He didn't really do anything for anybody at all. The alien jerky store. You go in there, and they have all the different kinds of jerky. One of them is invisible jerky, and it's just an empty bag. And I'm like, that's smart.

That's a funny idea to sell to dumb people. Because you know you sell at least 10 of those to dipshit tourists a day. They're like, I'm going to look at this every day, and every time I see it, I'm going to laugh. And I'm going to remember the time that I went and was near slot machines for a little bit. And I got to see some of my favorite drummers from some of my favorite disbanded 80s band all on stage together. Wow, that fountain sure, sure was big. Oh, this alien jerky. You're going to make me happy until the end of time.

I like that this guy also sounds like Bill Clinton. It's just kind of how my voice sounds right now. All right. He actually did an extra round. So round number five, a little of everything. A, burning hell of everything. A, burning hell Osama. B,

lawyer's breath. C, slapped by a hot bitch. And D, bad day in Baghdad. Dude, I don't like, stop trying to make my food funny.

You know? Let's call it something cool. Fucking Larry's Hot Sauce. One of them was Take That, Sedan. I like the sassy hot sauce title, though. Well, when it's trying to be funny, that tells me it's a bad hot sauce. A was Burning Hell Osama. Okay.

I'm going to say A. What was B and C? B was Lawyer's Breath. That's okay. Lawyer's Breath. That's all right. C was slapped by a hot bitch. I'm going to say...

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. This podcast is just us saying swears. Bitch. Fart. Shit.

Fuck. Let go, B. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come.

Come. Lawyer's breath. Although I hope that's real. Wait, you said lawyer's breath? Yeah. What was yours? A. The correct answer was C, slapped by a hot bitch is fake.

Wow. What a run for me it's been. And finally, round six. Are these all real or all fake? A. All fake. A. A.

Butt fucked by the devil. Okay. I respect that one. Bassic farts you just can't you can't be at a dinner could you pass the butt fucked by the devil please mary these hot sauces are for all people who are by themselves i'm trying to give my taters some zing these are just hot sauces you buy to look at the bottle. Yeah, 100%. That's not entertainment. You can watch television. It's Christmas gifts. What's decoration? It's just a little sort of flair for your kitchen.

As a guy with a Yu-Gi-Oh clock, I find this stupid. C, Obama's anal jihad. Dude, every part of that is gnarly. These are all real just because of that one. And D, rectum wrecking ball. All real. Yeah, I got to go all real. Greatly. These are all real just because of that one. And D, rectum wrecking ball. All real. Yeah, I got to go all real. Great answer.

Those are all fake. Oh, good job, Jay. The comedian of mild note, Jay Light, did type the phrase Obama's anal G. You know where your heart lies, bro. You can take the lips out of Texas, but you can't take the hate out of those fucking big, beautiful succulent. We're going to go jerk off to a picture of Jay Light's weird face, and then the Mean Boys

podcast will be back. You're such good friends with Brian Moses. Sorry, Jay. You got room for this dick on Frank's coattails? We love you, Jay. Thank you for the game. Thanks, man. I'm sick, dude.

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Well, go buy them, folks. California style. Thanks for the love, Don Carlos. All right, ladies and germs. Mean Boys podcast is back. Tipping into the Mean Boys mailbag here. I'm going to play some voicemails. If you want to leave us a voicemail, feel free to do so at any time of the day or night,

preferably when you're feeling at your lowest uh 304-805-ME that is 6326 for all the simpletons out there is that really what we prefer no i think we've kind of fetishized human pain and the voicemails to a point where it might actually be a little bit counterproductive so uh it might be a problem now yeah if you need some help you know you can send us an email but the voicemail might not... We might not play that. Anyway, this guy, I think, is in a pretty good mood, so let's hear him.

No, God, no! Hi, this is Josh again. No, I'm not disguising my voice. My question to you guys is... That'd be great if it was like, Hello, my name is Josh. I'm appearing via CLO at home. I'm not disguising my voice.

I have been on good authority that Steven Spielberg has been. What is your favorite joke you've ever written? Or at least off the top of your head, the best joke you've ever written. Thank you, huge fan. And... Have a good day.

Way to stick the landing. Thanks for the voicemail, Josh. Probably, and I think I speak for all of us when I say the whole Tom is fat and gay song from the Mean Boys. Tom is fat and gay. Tom is fat and gay. I was really excited to see you try and burst it out. Oh, ow. I was really excited to see you try and burst it out. If you want to hear a full throttle version of that song, make sure you check out the Patreon bonus.

We did a whole bunch of song parodies. That was real bad. It was a lot of people's favorite thing. I like the joke I wrote about Robin Tran on For Roast Bell because it's four words long. I don't think I could write a shorter joke. It's Robin's pre-op for liposuction and I was talking about it afterward and she's like yeah I spent so much time being Asian and transgender I forget I'm also fat

what about you Tom fuck I don't know I don't like most of the things I do uh I do yeah yeah I don't know my favorite joke I've ever written is maybe that one the the one I was closing on for a while about getting hit on by a weird Raiders fan homophobe. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I don't know what my favorite is. I don't know if... I mean, I kind of lose attachment to my... I'm very, very excited about the jokes when I first started doing them.

Yeah, I like your joke about how Keith looks I'm very, very excited about the jokes when I first started doing them. Yeah. I like your joke about how Keith looks like a turtle who put his shell on backwards. Oh, thank you. Stuff the top. That's pretty great. All right, we got another voicemail. This one's a minute and a half long, but it looks to be action-packed from the predictive text.

Oh, boy. Hey, what's up, mean boys? This is Short Bus Murphy. Oh, my God. Yeah, just real quick. Short Bus Murphy, my favorite blues musician. That is how you fucking come up with the nickname, ladies and gentlemen. This is Short Bus Murphy. Here you guys are giving advice these days, so I wanted to call you and ask a question.

I have this friend. Me and him text a bunch. Usually just stupid jokes, Simpsons references and shit. Anyhow, one of his coworkers just got murdered. Like, kidnapped and murdered. It was a case of mistaken identity. They were trying to take somebody else's. All of a sudden, it was...

He didn't know this chick or a little. They knew each other from work. They'd say hi, but they weren't, like, calling each other all the time or anything like that. They didn't know each other like that. So it's not like he's, like, personally grieving. It's just, you know, it's kind of fucked up. This crazy thing happened, you know?

But, like, he keeps fucking going on about it, like, all he wants to talk about, I'll text him and be like, Lord Palmerston, and he'll be like, I just don't understand, what would make somebody do this, and he's, like, messaging me, like, most fucked up ways that people can die, most painful ways people can die, and asking, like, what I think would be worse to happen to the killers and shit. I understand he's going through some shit. Obviously, he wants my support, but I'm like, I don't know what the fuck else I can say to him at this point.

Like, it's over. She's dead. They caught the killers. End of story. Like, so what do I do? Like, what is a nice way to tell this guy, like, bring it in for a fucking landing, buddy. This bitch ain't getting any better. I don't know.

Hopefully you guys can help me out with that. Fucking love you guys. You're the funniest podcast on the air. Fucking horrible. Well, okay, dude. I'll tell you what the wrong answer is. Call a podcast. Name the dead person in the voicemail. Did he do that?

I think he did. We're going to have to double check. We might need to bleep that out. Okay. Oh, my God. You tremendous asshole. You're the funniest person who listens to this show. That was so fucking horrible and funny.

I thought you saw that article. Here's what you do. You got to get them into something more annoying. And you got to just transfer it. Like, do I want to hear about this lady that's dead? Or do I want to hear him tell me his Rickick and morty fan theories well kill another kill another person oh that's a good point distracted by that one he's like ah two murders none of the person fake your death and then just be like hey see you got to move on from stuff we're just like don't

talk to this guy anymore yeah how funny are these texts that he's sending you i mean yeah it's like dealing with his like fucking weird mconaughey and True Detective existentialism worth getting a couple dank memes a week. Like, fucking fail. Yeah, farting. Fail on this shit. Yeah, I'll send you some subreddits, okay? No, yeah, no, I get that, though.

It is weird when you have somebody who's, like, obsessed with, like, a weird dark thing. You're like, I feel bad for you, but also, like, you're not that connected, and, like, calm down. I mean, how long ago did this happen? Because it happened, if it happened, like, you know, six months ago, then.

It's been eight hours. You're still mad that girl we know died? It's been like. He wasn't like friends with her or nothing. I mean, they just like saw each other every day at work and then she was taken. Yeah, they were only married for like two weeks. And it's like. You didn't really know a bitch at that point?

And it's like, I get it. The proximity made you realize your own mortality. But it's like, buddy, I'm trying to laugh about this fat lady. I took a picture of real sly on the bus. Yeah, shit. Short bus Murphy. God, what a fucking name. That is the best.

Short bus Murphy. You rock. You're also legitimately, I think, a bad person. But you rock. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe just be like, maybe just don't send him any emojis when he to me just like you know kind of be like yeah whatever anyway have you yeah just kind of don't engage with it you'd be like yeah man but though anyway the memes are they still dank i don't know why i assume people

were just sending dank memes that's what the kids do yeah keith's old you guys can you tell you know what would be fun is if you just send back one winky emoji every time he brings it up. That would really freak him out and probably make him stop talking. Convince him that you're a murderer yourself. That is a good one. All right. Pulling up the tweets here. What is the shittiest movie you've somehow managed to see more than once? Cube 2 Hypercube.

I've made a lot of people watch that movie. How did you find yourself watching Frozen? fucking uh my ex uh loved frozen um so she was seven no we were the same age uh uh we were both 20 at the time and she kept she saw it four times in theaters and two of those times i had to go dude all right All right, yeah, fuck that. I don't understand if you like something and your significant other doesn't like it. Why do you need them to like it? Who gives a shit? I didn't put up much of a fight

because I was a whipped dumbass. I get wanting to show somebody that your significant other is something cool and if they don't like it, that's fine. I don't ever really give a fuck about that. I don't ever. I've never... This has always been a mild point of contention in our relationship.

Because I love showing, like, new shit to people. And I'm just like, oh, Connor does not care. I don't. Yeah, I don't want to fucking watch these movies. You know, whatever. It bums me out. It's not like a bad thing. It's not.

Well, I'm never just like. I like Yu-Gi-Oh. I'll explain to you the funny parts of Yu-Gi-Oh. If I think it'll be interesting for you to hear it or whatever. It like oh isn't this stupid but i'm like i'm not gonna make my girlfriend watch you i've heard no i've also listened to you to explain a lot of intricacies of yugioh even when i made it very clear i did not find that interesting don't act like you don't have a little bit of this genome i was amusing myself by bothering you yeah i've also seen you have a fight with a with a soup. Like, it's a...

Yeah, well, she wanted me to eat soup. And I'm like, I've never eaten soup in my dull life. You should. It's fine. I don't even love soup. Like, liquids shouldn't be savory. And that's just my opinion. All right, call me a racist or whatever.

I will. You're dumb. Yeah, so yeah, I don't want to eat soup. And she's like, well, would you eat soup if I made it? And I was like, no. Yeah. Like, what don't want to eat soup. And she's like, well, would you eat soup if I made it? And I was like, no. Yeah. Like, what if I made my favorite soup and I sat down and we could share it together? Would you just try it? Would you just try a sip?

And I was like, I don't want to. I don't know why you do that. That seems like a counterproductive, stupid thing to do. Well, because the answer you're supposed to give is, yeah, sure, because somebody's making a sweet gesture and you're trying to be less funny. I told her I don't want to do it. I know. She's not doing it. More soup for you. How about that? Because. I told her I don't want to do it. This tastes like more soup for you. How about that? Because it's not about the soup.

It's about she wants to do a nice thing for you. I don't give a fuck about it. What am I supposed to share this soup experience? Yes! It's like we're doing mushrooms under the star. Oh, a person cared about me enough to make soup for them. She didn't actually make the soup. This is all a hypothetical, and frankly, I...

Well, she would have made the soup if you weren't a cunt about it. Yeah, I think I saved her the trouble, dude. Dude. Who the fuck? What kind of soup was was it i don't know some dumb ass soup knowing the girl because the girl i think it is right yeah it was not going to be good soup but that's not the point i would have eaten the soup yeah tom gets it well yeah no well i just look you think i want to see frozen twice i think you know i think i think it's a stupid thing to do to expect people to try the things that you like if they don't want to. Here was my rule. I can't think of a worse hell than dating you.

I'm a wonderful boyfriend. I watched a movie, I shut the fuck up, and then I screamed about it when I got home and she wasn't around. Yeah, that's fine. That's totally the right way. And then when she asked me if I liked it, I said no. But if you need me to, I'll find a way to enjoy most things if it's important to you. I don't think it should be, but I'll suck it up and do it. Can you give an example?

It's so weird that somebody who is ostensibly a professional artist has so little regard for anybody who enjoys art on any emotional level. I get it. I just don't like it. Why do you need to show this to somebody? If you think they'd like it, but a lot of times... You realize we opened this show by being able to tell a friend and subscribe, right? We forget to do that.

We forget to do that most of the time. But you understand the irony of what you are. It's not for me. I don't think I've ever told anyone to look at anything. You fucking liar. I know I have, but I just don't... Why is this so important? All of our bonus content, are you just showing us things you like?

It's just funny YouTube videos. Yeah, it's just things you like. It's things I like. It's things that I know you're going to hate. It's YouTube video. Yeah, it is. It's a YouTube video. No, it's not a funny one.

It is kind of funny to watch you hate it. It is not kind of funny. It's interesting. You don't think anybody would show you a movie Because they thought you would hate it And that would be funny No I look at the YouTube stars From an anthropological

Almost racist perspective You're so full of shit No I do I'm fascinated by how society This dumbass ate soup He's soup eating motherfucker Yo epic prank We trick Connor McSpadden into eating soup

I'm gonna pour soup into you with a funnel at some point. I don't want to fucking eat your goddamn soup, bitch. I know what the funnel is for. Cheesy bread on top of it. French onion. Cheesy bread on top. Dude, let's get French onion soup right now. It's so good.

Yeah, go fucking drown it, you pieces of shit, dude. All right? And I don't know. Tell your friend to get over his fucking dead secretary, you bitch. We're offering you soup. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. If Barack Obama walked in here right now.

Hey, Connor, I'd love to. I'm Bill Clinton. Soup. I don't know. Pick your fucking poison. Yeah, if Obama did it, it would be a trick. He doesn't have any reason to talk to you. Oh, that got really dangerous.

Yeah, I don't know. Whoever person I, I don't know. Whoever, person, I don't know. Some famous, wow, can you believe? If they're like, you want to get some? I'd be like, oh, watch you eat soup. I'll have some bread. This is Connor's version of would you suck a dick for a million dollars. Like, would you eat soup to become friends with this celebrity?

There's nothing in my personal development or life or career or health that necessitates me eating soup, something I don't want to do. But you might like soup. It looks gross to me, and I'm not going to be able to get over that. No, it doesn't. I eat food. I don't think it looks gross.

You've been wrong about stuff before. You've tried stuff. I have, yeah, but soup, I'm not going to get it. I don't even like soup that much. It's just the principle of the thing. There's a whole mental block. It just looks gross to me. I know this is a very autistic thing.

At least acknowledge that it's a you personal thing and it's not like a weird like moral superiority thing that's all i need i don't think if you know that i feel this way about soup which a lot of people do uh that you should say but what if i made you my special soup i don't want to fucking eat your soup lady all right this is what what is it you're just gonna watch me choke down the soup that you lovingly made and lie through my teeth about oh no, it's not that bad. And you're like, I can make it again next week. I'm like, no, it's okay. I love that your version of trying to be nice is

it's not that bad. That's the best possible scenario I could foresee. It's gross to me. What about gumbo? I enjoy gumbo. You're faking gumbo and soup! No, it's not. It's gross to me. What about gumbo? I enjoy gumbo. You're faking gumbo and soup. No, it's not.

It's chunkier. Gumbo and soup. Soup is just a straight up, it's just fucking weird chicken water. You're thinking of broth, asshole. Soups can be chunky. I know, but even then, most of the chunky soups, and that gumbo, I really did have to eat to be polite because I was a guest in their home. Yeah, but it's good.

And I didn't love it, but I fucking, I made it happen. It was okay. It wasn't great, but I could do it. You're backpedaling your love of gumbo i i don't love gumbo i've eaten gumbo and it's fine i like chili every now and again i like chili chili's gross yeah it is gross but it's good i mean no soup on the other hand the thing i've never tried i know for an empirical fact i would hate even though soup is such a broad... That might as well be saying food is bad. There's so many kinds of soup.

I just like... Tom's afraid. Tom's afraid. I like sauce, and I know you're going to say a soup is just a big sauce. Yeah, that's... But it's like I don't want to... It's meal sauce. Tom, you're afraid of claymation.

Yeah, I can't help that. I've tried that. I'm afraid of eating soup. I don't know. No, that's not comparable. You've never thrown up watching Chicken Run. That doesn't compare. Tom, what if I told you that I saw the most beautiful claymation film,

and it made me understand myself better as a person, and I was going through some stuff. I'd be like, there's some good claymation plots out there. I get it. I just can't. It's hard for me to watch without wanting to squirm, but I still enjoy a lot of the plots in claymation films. You're a terrible boyfriend.

I would watch a claymation film for a girl, for sure. I'd tell them that I might puke on them partway through or something. I might puke on you if you make me eat your fucking soup. I'm not making you eat anything. I'm just bringing up soup dialogue. I want to not yell about soup anymore. This is the me, boys, Keith. We're soup-based now.

I'm mostly just trying to be funny here. It was nice for it to offer to make the soup. I just didn't want to eat it, and I felt bad. Chili looks gross. And I did the thing where I was just too blunt about it, and she was like, would you try it if I made it? And I was like, I'm going to be real with you, probably not. It's so funny thinking about you saying these words to a woman and then being like, why is she mad at me?

What did I do? I'm just being straight up here. I ran the program. I did what? I'm being honest. You fucking dope. I think I was like, if it was a big deal to you, I'd probably choke it down. You fundamentally misunderstand how a human emotion works i get it i just don't agree

i'm just like i that's not how i operate i know i know agree with emotion it's so funny it's just so funny and i i don't remember exactly what it would all happen but she was just like well yeah this like why would you say that and i'm like i'm just trying to be honest with you i mean if you if you really wanted to do something nice for me you'd never bring up soup ever again like you just being this cold, like, community college dropout Spock, and then just fucking shitting yourself at all these Kirby enthusiasm

moments. Would you eat spaghetti to save Keith's life? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Would you eat spaghetti just in general? It's not soup. Uh, probably. I wouldn't order it. Well, somebody made spaghetti. If someone made me spaghetti? I've made you spaghetti. If I make spaghetti, like, house spaghetti, would you me spaghetti? I've made you spaghetti. If I make house spaghetti, would you eat spaghetti? I've done this.

No. No, I would get something else. Yeah, I've done this. Would you do it just on principle because I'd like to see if you like spaghetti? No, I just wouldn't want to eat it. If I was starving, I could eat spaghetti. We are going in such circles. Yeah.

All right. That animal you found is spaghetti. Which one do you eat first? Which animal? Wait. Oh, I thought you said that animal you found is spaghetti. Which one do you eat first? Which animal? Wait. Oh, I thought you said that animal you found. I'm like, what? Let's go rabbit.

Yeah. Of course I would eat spaghetti over roadkill. I'd eat soup over roadkill if I'm starving to death. Okay. We're talking about a dinner date where we can eat literally anything that we can fucking get access to with all of our money. So what do you eat on a dinner date? I don't know.

I usually eat beforehand. I also don't go on dinner dates. I'm not like, oh, let's go to Fleur de Lis or whatever. What the fuck is Fleur de Lis? It's a restaurant from a Patton Oswalt joke, which is one of the only fucking restaurants I can think of. Applebee's! I don't know yeah you

ladies out to applebee's keith why not midwestern woman like i don't know because i don't take pictures out to anywhere you're just going to their studio apartments and like making weird faces because they try and feed you food i don't i think we discussed it beforehand i shoot the idea down before they get the ingredients god you fucking cyborg built to do nothing dude i've had i've been in environments where i had to eat shit that a gal had made or like she'd made for a family and i i do some real fucking feeding the the the dog vegetables type shit it's like sneaking it and fucking going to the bathroom with my whole plate with me what's so funny is that you think you're getting away with it and then immediately they're like so yeah that weird kid is just throwing the food in the toilet, right?

No, I don't think I've ever thrown food in the toilet, but I'd always just be like, oh yeah, I'm allergic to everything. I'm sorry, the image of Cotter Trite, instead of a dog, he's feeding soup to a goldfish. Why is the goldfish floating's just floating in the bowl I thought since it was clam chowder It'd be good for them Because they're fish Cannibalism

Right yeah Clammablism I'm not Yeah I'm not I don't understand What is this fucking thing Where you gotta feed me soup Like I'm a little

Like I'm a toddler What other questions So here comes the fucking airplane No Alright What do you eat when you're sick What do I eat when you're sick? What do I eat when I'm sick? Same shit.

Yeah. Just peanut butter jelly sandwiches? Yeah, you got it. Pizza? Quesadillas. Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. All my childish hors d'oeuvres I enjoy. Apple sauce.

Paul Korn says, what's a skill that you're surprisingly good at? Not eating soup. Annoying Connor. Being aggravated by Connor. No, I think we just finally found a funny vein that I could exploit here. I'm pretty good at ice skating. Really?

Yeah, I can juggle pretty well. I can throw playing cards pretty well. Pretty alright guitar player. I cook the shit out of scrambled eggs. That's a skill I have. I make a mean soup. I don't eat it, but...

At Nick R. Noel says, Favorite Disney villain, excluding Star Wars Marvel? I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't know why you thought... I don't know. Maybe Hades, I guess? Scar the Lion was pretty badass, I guess.

I like that mildly racist King Louie orangutan from The Jungle Book. That's my favorite Disney movie. I like that mildly racist King Louie orangutan from The Jungle Book. That's my favorite Disney movie. I'm a fucking gorilla. I got those mixed up. Hades was sassy. He got personality. Somebody asked about Bitcoin, but I refused to have that conversation.

Connor, should I move all my money to Litecoin? At Kieran Sinead. Give me the diversification. I would get out of both of them, dude. Yeah. At Kieran Sinead. Sinead diversification. My poop. I would get out of both of them, dude. Yeah. At Kieran Sinead. Sinead says, I have schizophrenia and like your podcast. Your fan base is entirely disturbing, as you've imagined.

Also, don't move that pencil. Yes, I meant pencil. I'm assuming that was in reference to your weird pencil tweet. What did I tweet about a pencil? Where you were drawing the dick. Oh, yeah. Someone did the cantina theme, and I made it do a seven star. Kieran then follows up, does Tom have a brain tumor?

No, I was dying. No. No, I don't have a tumor. It pushes on the North Dakota gland in his head. It's sitting on the Doubtfire. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't have a tumor, you know. Oh, my God.

I am just a little bit twitched in the hood. In the hood? I was when I was very young. They diagnosed me with schizophrenia, but it didn't stick. So, I mean, I feel you. He's got a Teflon brain. Nothing gets in. I feel you, and I wish you a bunch of luck with that. Yeah, good luck with your brain, dude.

Yeah, or lady, lady dude, whatever your deal is. All right. Oh, is that? I meant the non-binary dude. I know. just goofing around hey man what's a binary dude um that's like a computer man nice that's the main boys podcast of this week it sure is i ain't gonna eat no soup Soup wars Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup Soup

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Hotel Luger in Mochemne Hill. Tight. Not a lot going on Check me out on the The 20th At the Gateway Show At Echo's Under Pico Or over Pico

Echo's in and around Pico Here in Los Angeles No Pico de Echo's Yeah So on the 23rd I'll be at Rec Room And then March 15th

In Huntington Beach In Huntington Beach And March 15th I'll be at Rec Room, and then March 15th in Huntington Beach, and March 15th, I'll be at Rec Room in Huntington Beach. That's really it. Tight. Yeah. Follow me on GossGoss6, or no, at GossGoss6 on Twitter and Instagram. Good save.

Yeah, I'm all about saves. Fuck everything. Soup is bad. We all said different things. It worked great.