Mean Boys - EP 115 - Off-Duty Juggalo (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh boy, everybody. It's the Mean Boys podcast. It sure is. We had one of my favorite comedians, Joe DeRosa, on the program today. A guy I'm a big fan of. Very lovely man. And boy, is it a weird episode. The energy is strange on this one. I want to say we're not shitting on Joe.

Starting point is 00:00:17 Joe's a great dude. It was super cool of him to carve out time to come do this show. That said, you can feel the energy disparity uh from jump on this one yeah uh he uh it was uh seems pretty over the the whole thing yeah yeah uh you'll get to hear him switch into three different chairs each more of a problem than the last you'll get to hear him get very angry at the academy awards and vegans and then be relatively quiet for the rest of the show yeah i uh i think that's just joe's energy and maybe we're being a bit sensitive but yeah no we we genuinely do appreciate having joe on uh listen to his podcast we'll see you in hell over on the head gum network uh super great show especially if you like horror movies or sci-fi or any of that and check out his albums too they're fucking phenomenal

Starting point is 00:00:56 yeah they're all great man i fucking dig them really great comic uh one of our stranger episodes to date but you know we'll let you guys dig in yeah there's some good shit floating around i think you'll enjoy it. It's a little bit of a fun train wreck. Look at it this way. We're not quite at Dan St. Germain levels of weird on this one. It'll never be that weird again. No, I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:01:14 But no fault of Dan's. That was just... No, and this is no fault of Joe's, necessarily. No, no, no. Sometimes the energy gets a little wonky. But anyway, enjoy the episode. In the meantime, leave us an iTunes review. Five-star review helps us quite a bit.

Starting point is 00:01:26 We are trying to get to 250 to make Conor McSpadden eat soup against his salty autistic wishes. Yeah, man. Geeks McDeeks writes, so Conor is Regina George. Keith is Gretchen Wieners. And Tom is Jonah Hill. All right, time to marathon and get caught up. Wait, who are the other guys? These are Mean Girls characters.

Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah, because Jonah Hill's not in Mean Boys. He's not in Mean Boys. Or in Mean Girls. I mean, not yet. Yeah, but I think he's saying I don't belong. Dude, I want to get this podcast to the point where it's like actors come on to promote their movies. Dude, I would love that.

Starting point is 00:01:56 I'm sitting there with Hugh Jackman, and he's like, Mexican Jokoff, what's... It's my Hugh Jackman impression. I started it like I was going to Contribute to the riff and then realized I had nothing In the tank You'll understand why we're so

Starting point is 00:02:10 Zonked after you listen to this episode I heard he's secretly gay Joe DeRosa? Probably For riffs like that support the show on Patreon.com New bonus content every single week. Us riffing, telling fun stories, answering your questions, doing that whole thing. All for five small dollars a month, which do make a huge difference in our lives.

Starting point is 00:02:34 And for ten bucks a month, give yourself a little bit of a goodie, a little treat in the mail every month. Give yourself a piece of merch so good people keep stealing them out of people's mailboxes. Yeah, we're going to look into that. I don't know if there's some kind of a post office anti-podcasting campaign. Yeah, I don't know if we can add some sort of please don't steal me stamp. Dude, that makes sense because so many podcasts promote a company. Okay, well, I wasn't going to give them free ad space, but yeah. Okay, so this is some sort of racketeering program.

Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah, yeah, where they're like, we got to kill them because they're killing us. Mark Maron's going to break Tom's legs. It's going to be a whole thing. Oh, that would be pretty. He's on our side, yeah. Where they're like, we got to kill them because they're killing us. Marc Maron's going to break Tom's legs. It's going to be a whole thing. Oh, that would be pretty. He's on our side, though. What's up? Me and Marc Maron are going to go shoot a post office. Oh, I think it was because we used the post office.

Starting point is 00:03:14 We're like scabs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess we are. I could fight Maron. I don't know. He's like one of those Buffalo dudes. No, Tom could kill Marc Maron with his hands. I mean, Tom could kill most people. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:24 But I think he would put up a better fight than you think. He's taller than you think. He's also got a lot of guitars. And once he'd gotten done explaining them to you, he could probably hit you with one of those. Yeah. That'll sure beat the fuck out of my knives. Anyway. Or swords.

Starting point is 00:03:38 Okay, now that we have threatened to murder. No, I love Mark Maron. Just to clarify. Yeah, well, we loved Joda Rose until we saw that panned out. I want to murder. No, I love Mark Barrett, just to clarify. Yeah, well, we loved Joda Rose until we saw that panned out. I want to clarify, this is a hypothetical thing that I was speaking of. I genuinely like Barrett. You know, when most podcasts do the intro,

Starting point is 00:03:54 it's just like, hey, tell your friends about the show. It's not a felony. Don't commit any crimes. If you do, you better attack me. Oh, man, here's some tour dates we've got coming up we're like yeah i'm gonna kill joe rogan with the shovel made out of his wife i'm not gonna do that that was a bit the mean boys are going on tour uh oh boy guys author april we are gonna be on

Starting point is 00:04:19 the road we're going to motherfucking milwaukee chicago fort way, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Washington, D.C., Philadelphia, and New York. Motherfucking city. I got them all in order. You did. That's right, bitch. That was maybe the best one. Get your motherfucking tickets, you whores.

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Starting point is 00:04:59 Fuck with us on Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit. There's a new Mean Boys subreddit. And unfortunately, as of now, the number one post is someone saying that Tom is correct. So we've got to change that. Yeah, get up in new Mean Boys subreddit and unfortunately as of now the number one post is someone saying that Tom is correct so we gotta change that yeah get up in the Mean Boys subreddit you guys let's build

Starting point is 00:05:09 a little community you guys are all gonna fuck with us someone made it so I'll give them a show yeah go do that if you tag me I can't read that

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Starting point is 00:05:24 episode in quotes uh just kidding uh with the lovely and talented joe de rosa hey everybody welcome to the Mean Boys Podcast. If you hate somebody, it's because you see something in them you hate about yourself, you fucking loser. I'm Connor McSpadden. I'm Keith Carey. I'm Tom Goss. And I'm...

Starting point is 00:05:54 Selling upskirt videos outside the hookah store. Alright, Joe. Joe, I've never... This is a pretty unprecedented level of disdain just so far. Joe DeRosa joins us. That I'm showing? A little bit, yeah. I don't know if this is just the resting Joe face.

Starting point is 00:06:09 No, this is how I just am. Okay. I don't know what about anything Joe's ever done has been like, oh, I thought he was going to be bubblier. Yeah, no, no, this is just me. Okay. Yeah, I'm actually kind of happy to be here. Really? That's shocking to me.

Starting point is 00:06:27 This is a big step down for you, man. Well, I mean, most podcasts, I dread it. Really? Yeah, I don't do very many. Oh, man. Because I have to do my own, and that takes up a lot of time. Right. Way to sneak a plug in.

Starting point is 00:06:41 Well, I didn't even name it. But yeah, no, I have to do my my own and that takes a lot of time. Then I just really do... Some of them I really... The ones I do are the ones that I like. This one, I was like, this sounds fun so I'll do it.

Starting point is 00:06:56 I pass on most. That was a nice power move. It's like, you know guys, this is kind of... You're all very lucky to have me. No, I don't mean it. We're just fucking with you. No, I know, I know. I don't mean it like that, though.

Starting point is 00:07:09 I just, I mean, you know, half of these... No, I get, yeah. 80, 90% of these podcasts are who gives a fuck. Oh, they're guards. Oh, yeah, yeah. With the exception of like two, maybe, every podcast I've done, I'm just like, fucking please kill me.

Starting point is 00:07:21 Like, do I really... You're 43 listeners to know about my album. You're not going to buy. It should cost $10,000 to start a podcast. This has been my firm position for a while. There are too many. The barrier of entry is too low. Yeah, that makes sense.

Starting point is 00:07:34 We need to build a gate. Yeah. And since I've already made this horrifyingly uncomfortable, I'll suck your dick a little bit, Joe. Did you know you're actually the reason that I am on antidepressants? I saw you do a great bit about that. I gave them a shot, and they work very well for me. So I just wanted to say a gay personal thanks to you. Thank you. Yeah, well, no, no, that's nice.

Starting point is 00:07:49 I'm glad I could help. I actually I know the bit you're talking about when I was doing that bit I was surprised that, you know, the year or two or whatever when I was running that hour I was always surprised. Like, that was the bit that people would always come up after the show and say,

Starting point is 00:08:06 hey man, that bit I really relate to that. Thank you. It was weird because it was so hard to make it funny. I'll tell you two more. You gave me a CD when we were doing Stand Up Scottsdale in Arizona that I liked. That was very nice. And I got dumped

Starting point is 00:08:22 before I had to take a 24-hour Greyhound bus to a naca conference and on the way back after i had been drinking in the snow all weekend and uh thinking about killing myself i listened to uh depression auction and i very much enjoyed it so i am i'm a fan man it's great to have you on i i like your shit dude thank you i like you too okay i do like that none of those stories were the time you pulled a sock out of a Speedo and then put it in his drink at the comedy store. Yeah, I was hoping he wasn't going to remember that one. What happened?

Starting point is 00:08:48 When you were judging the... You remember when you judged the roast battle between Earl Skakel and Joe Dosh and they ganged up? God, they really, yeah. Yeah, we were the weird naked dudes buttering each other on stage. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. At one point, he had a sock stuffed in his Speedo and he just pulled it out and put it in your drink.

Starting point is 00:09:03 That's fine. That's the best Craigslist missed encounter. We were the naked, buttery dudes that were bothering you. That's roast battle. You have to expect it. But fucking Joe and Earl, I love those guys, but those fucking assholes wrote roast jokes

Starting point is 00:09:18 for me. And then I started doing my judging, and they're barreling these fucking one-liners at me. And I'm getting buried, and I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry, guys they're barreling these fucking one-liners at me. Yeah, you were getting wrecked on. And I'm getting buried, and I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry, guys. I didn't write fucking jokes about you. I'm just sitting here trying to judge the goddamn thing.

Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah, my job was to get drunk and be kind of mean to you guys. Yeah. That's it. They really took the heat off us antagonistic carb lords. That was nice of them. Tell us about your podcast. You're going to hell, right? We'll see you in hell. That's not the title of it. I'm a fucking piece of shit. I just looked it up to hell, right? We'll See You in Hell.

Starting point is 00:09:45 That's not the title of it. I'm a fucking piece of shit. I just looked it up to get it right, and I fucked it up. Sorry. Pat Walsh and I have a podcast called We'll See You in Hell, and it's about a horror movie, sci-fi, fantasy movie podcast, and we review movies and discuss movies of that genre and sometimes do DVD commentaries for movies

Starting point is 00:10:06 of that genre. And that's basically it. Like, we... It's a very stony, kind of pot-heady drunk. Yeah, I actually listen to it quite a bit. I dig it. It's fun watching you get through a sputtering rage over certain bullshit. You ever seen Cube 2 Hypercube? What's that? You ever seen Cube 2

Starting point is 00:10:22 Hypercube? It's the only movie he's fucking seen. It's the only horror film. I've also seen Cube Zero. I have yet to see the original Cube. And Taxi Driver. Those are his three movies. That's not a horror movie. No, in all genres. That's a documentary about you.

Starting point is 00:10:32 I mean, yeah. As a guy who's been in the psych ward 19 times, it is a little bit of a horror movie. Yeah, I took my antidepressants because of legal issues. Or whatever it takes, you know? It took that the doctor was Joe the whole time. He just works for Pfizer. Whatever gets you started. I want to start that Reddit conspiracy. Joe DeRosa did that bit

Starting point is 00:10:51 to get a kickback from Pfizer. They were sponsoring me. I never saw any of the cubes, actually. Oh, yeah. They're dog shit. You'd love them. Well, the first one is supposed to be pretty good, but I just never really... Again, I've only seen the sequel and the prequel, so I can only extrapolate as to the content

Starting point is 00:11:10 of the original Cube. Yeah, and you talked it up for like eight months and then showed it to me. I'm like, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. What really happened was I got high and saw a movie, and then here we are. Yeah, you remember. Well, that'll help. All right. Well, we're all fired up, gang.

Starting point is 00:11:23 Anyway, it's on HeadGum, and you can check it out there. Yeah, we'll have a link for that in the show notes. And, yeah, man. Yeah. All right, let's get into the fucking jokes already. Hi, so topical. We're having a good time. Let's put an end to that.

Starting point is 00:11:39 All right, everybody, I'll take us away. It's a sign of good faith. Washington State has passed a ban on gay conversion therapy for minors. Parents who purchased sessions before the ban have been issued a refund voucher and a drinking problem. Just got to drink away their kids gay. What does happen if you have the Groupon for gay conversion therapy and then they ban it? Do they give you your money back? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:12:00 I got to figure, no. Okay. If you buy anything else that gets criminalized. It's so weird to me that up until that long I passed, there was just a phone number you could call and then they would electrocute the gay out of your kid. It's in your mom's speed dial. Keith had

Starting point is 00:12:14 to go through several seances to try to de-gay him. When my mom figured out it was bi, she made me go through two exorcisms to try and pray the gay out of me. Oh, really? Yeah, it did not work. It half worked. I just doubled down on dick at that point. I was like, I'll show you. Yeah, I was exercised as a child as well.

Starting point is 00:12:33 Were you really? Why? Get the fuck out of here. Because I was being an asshole. I was being like a shit. I was like being a bad kid. Right, yeah. So my parents in their prayer group all prayed over me

Starting point is 00:12:44 and spoke in tongues and all that shit. It's fucking weird. You're the first person I've ever met who that happened to. Yeah, you're the first person I've ever met that it happened to. Yeah, it's the fucking weirdest. And it's so weird to explain that to people because they're like, oh, did you like vomit and shit? I'm like, no, it was just kind of a bunch of idiots yelling at me. It's psychotic.

Starting point is 00:12:59 Yeah, it's fucking super weird. I love my parents to death, but I kind of feel like if I brought it up to them now they'd be like, yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, I just have never brought it up with my mom because I don't think she remembers at this point. I'm like, yeah, we can just brush that one under the rug. There's way bigger issues. The way I imagine it is kind of like the Christy version of a drum circle where they're just kind of like, is that kind of what it is? Yeah, basically.

Starting point is 00:13:19 Or like a hacky sack. It was just funny watching somebody cut a cheese plate while they were getting ready to do an exorcism. Someone made a Costco run before the exorcism. I'm like, well, I get a Hot Pocket at the end of this, so I guess I like God. Hell yeah. Yeah, I remember just pausing my Nintendo and going downstairs to do that. All right, I'll see you in a minute, Kirby. Did you guys kill the devil yet?

Starting point is 00:13:44 I'm on level three of Mega Man. I'm trying to get through this thing. Yeah. Like, Kirby. I got to get. Did you guys kill the devil yet? I'm like on level three of Mega Man. I'm trying to get through this thing. Yeah. Like, yeah. Jesus Christ. Anyway. That's fucking crazy. All right.

Starting point is 00:13:52 I'll go next. Swag bags at this year's Academy Awards reportedly contained pepper spray. This allowed the hollow psychopaths of the Hollywood elite to convincingly fake tears during the In Memoriam segment. Those lizard people, sons of bitches. Yeah. That's them already. They put pepper spray

Starting point is 00:14:08 in the thing, which I imagine they sort of thought... Do the men do? I mean, I don't know if they separated it out and go that deep

Starting point is 00:14:15 down the rabbit hole. Like, it seems like it's like a cheeky reference to the whole Me Too thing. Well, yeah, I mean, but it's just... It seems a little shitty, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:23 Pepper spray's not expensive. I'm sure they got some fucking Gucci mace or some nonsense. Diamonds. That Gucci mace sounds like a SoundCloud rapper. It does, yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah, it's super ridiculous. I mean, those things are always insane, but that...

Starting point is 00:14:38 These people are so fucking disgusting. They're so full of shit. Yeah, I agree. They don't, you know. They're doing absolutely nothing. There's no animal products in the pepper spray, Joe. It's pretty cool. But I mean, just seeing Frances McDormand up there talking about inclusion

Starting point is 00:14:54 for writers and all this stuff. Has she ever been in a movie with two black people in it? Ever? Yeah, when you got big off the movie Fargo, I don't know how much I trust your opinions on racial equality. Literally ever. I'm a fan of hers. As am I. But it's like, if you're going to get up there and start fucking being self-righteous, then I'm going to call you on your shit.

Starting point is 00:15:10 It's like, and then also, and then you cut to her after the thing yucking it up with Kobe Bryant. Yeah, that was real weird. It's like, oh, okay. No, it's like, look, if you're going to point fingers, point fingers at everybody. Don't. Fuck off. Like, you're going to pick and choose. It's like until they officially get put on the bad list.'s like oh we're just gonna ignore it i was i was uh i was

Starting point is 00:15:28 working this weekend and i had it on in the green room and i had to go out and you know bring the next comic on stage and i was like like puking my head in looking at it and i just saw her say my clan and i had to go back and do the rest of the show and i was like i really hope somebody edits this out of context she also seemed like like she was straight up on fucking drugs while she was doing that. Yeah, she looked a little spacey. Yeah, super loopy. I'm tired of privileged white people telling me what's wrong with privileged white people. I'm really sick and tired of it.

Starting point is 00:15:56 And fuck them. Yeah. There you go. I'm riffing. All right. Tom, you're up. Good luck riffing. All right. Tom, you're up. Good luck, buddy. Yeah, thanks.

Starting point is 00:16:09 Indiana has legalized Sunday alcohol purchases for the first time since Prohibition. Good news for all the Indiana kids who wanted to get dragged to church and get punched by their stepdad. All right. All right. All right. That works. It's always a balancing act With Thomas See if he can get there

Starting point is 00:16:25 Without getting a nod Yeah I fucking I naturally stammer And this is like The worst format For my fucking comedy Yeah We do make him do it

Starting point is 00:16:34 Every week Two men were sentenced To jail time After dragging their kitten Behind their car The video's been taken down But if you want to see A pussy get dragged

Starting point is 00:16:42 Follow Joe DeRosa On Twitter Alright I like that They tied They tied a kitten To a car has been taken down, but if you want to see a pussy get dragged, follow Joe DeRosa on Twitter. All right. I like that. Wait, they tied a kitten to a car? Yeah, they tied a kitten to a car. Jesus Christ. And then I looked at the Facebook group

Starting point is 00:16:53 it was posted in, and it's a Facebook group I'm a member of that someone added me to. Oh, no. So I guess I missed it or whatever. Wait, was this like a... It's like the 4chan of Facebook.

Starting point is 00:17:01 It's called Cellulites. Okay, so this is like a Facebook group where they're like, look how cool this is? Yeah, where they're like, if this gets 1,000 likes, I'll drag my cat behind a car. It's called Cellulites. Okay, so this is like a Facebook group where they're like, look how cool this is. Yeah, where they're like, if this gets 1,000 likes, I'll drag my cat behind a car. You know? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, it's pretty rough.

Starting point is 00:17:10 I mean, you know, not a terrible marketing strategy. The Polish government has demanded $850 billion from Germany as reparations for World War II. Germany has agreed, provided they're allowed to pay in loose gold fillings. Just picturing Angela Merkel at a Coinstar just trying to dump stolen fillings in there. Jewish heirlooms. The original bitcoins. It just seems weird to me that Poland is like, right now, like, oh yeah, now you owe us money. It's like, oh yeah, dude, I had to say that's like when I like quit my job at Ross or got

Starting point is 00:17:44 fired and I didn't cash my last check and I waited until i was like oh shit rents do could i actually could i get that money ross like you're just waiting until you have a debt crying like well with inflation you probably and germany's like yeah with inflation poland thanks yeah sure whatever i'm gonna count on polish math did you get the check like would they cash it or were you like past the whatever i uh i had to like some like i the whatever? I got one of those letters from the government where they're like, you have to fill out this form and get this money or you're in trouble. So I just did that. Okay.

Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah. Not that good of a story. Yes. That was until I robbed the Ross. Shape of Water won the Oscars. If moist, chunky, monstrous, scaly fucking is from something that can barely breathe is your thing, hit up Keith Carey on the DMs. There it is. As soon as I heard moist, I knew where

Starting point is 00:18:29 we were going with that. You said hit up Keith Carey on the DMs like you're a 48 year old mother of six. I don't know how to hit on these young people that are my age. I don't know how to do these. How do I hit on the youth? How do I fuck my roommate? I'm so bad at it. I mean, look, that's another thing to point out about these fucking Oscars.

Starting point is 00:18:49 Are any of them going to mention that their big movie that won features bestiality? Why is that not weird? I agree. Why is that not fucking weird? I mean, it's kind of weird. Did you like that movie? No. Okay, I liked it enough,

Starting point is 00:19:06 but it was like... You couldn't tell from context clues? Well, I don't know. I can't tell if Joe has ever liked anything. But even when I listen to the podcast and you're talking about a movie you like, you still seem angry. I mean, this community... This is why I say it. I don't give a fuck what you do in your movie. It's all within the confines of art. Fuck a pig

Starting point is 00:19:21 and say that it's a beautiful love story. I don't care. Yeah. But these are the same people that are complaining. You know that great love story, Black Mirror? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The timeless tale of love. These are the same people that complain about the content of language in films, about the use of certain words in films, about how much gunplay there is in films.

Starting point is 00:19:41 Right. And they're not going to talk about the fact that one of the Oscar nominees was about basically pedophilia, like a guy fucking an underage boy as they ban James Franco for legally fucking a 17-year-old girl in New York.

Starting point is 00:19:58 That is a fair point. And then also that the woman is fucking a fish. I mean, the fish, he seemed pretty into it, though. Well, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Who knows? And I guess it's like, I don't know, the gun thing, I can go to the store and get a gun.

Starting point is 00:20:11 I can't go down to Santa Monica and pick up a fuckable fish boy. No, you can. You can certainly fuck a fish. All fish are fuckable if you want them. I don't know, he seems stronger than me. I feel like that would be hard to pull off. I think all animals seem into it. We've discussed bestiality a lot on this show.

Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah, they don't really have a way to say no. I'm always sort of like, if the animals... Just shut up. Don't you dare. Hey, Joe, have you ever heard the story about Keith and the dog sex video? No. This is a bit we do on the podcast where every time anything tangentially related to dogs comes up, I make Keith tell this story.

Starting point is 00:20:40 It's a real thing. The Cliff Notes version is I was dating a girl who I found out about a year into the relationship was really into bestiality porn. So she made me watch it while I fucked her. Ooh. Yeah, I know. That's horrible. Yeah, and she was like, keep up with the dog.

Starting point is 00:20:51 I'm like, I can't. This dog has way better stamina. I could never. I could never. It would make me puke. Yeah, I mean, I didn't feel great about it. Oh, well, I just can't believe you maintained a hard-on. Well, he never did it again after that.

Starting point is 00:21:02 Fair enough. You know, it was that or not fuck at all. It would have been a minute. I would have been like, you know what? She had a really loose he never did it again after that. Fair enough. It was that or not fuck at all. It would have been a minute. I would have been like, you know what? She had a really loose pussy, so it was pretty easy. Well, I just kept convincing myself it was some sort of animatronic, like a Muppet situation. Like, this is a dark back room behind a beaded curtain in Stan Winston's workshop.

Starting point is 00:21:17 That's rough stuff, man. Dude, one of our friends who knew you from that time told a story about that girl, and he said he was talking to one of his friends. And he was like, do you think, Keith, if I gave Keith five bucks, he'd let me fuck that girl? And then our friend that's in the hospital said, what's the other four dollars for? Which is one of the great slams I think I've ever heard. That's funny.

Starting point is 00:21:38 She was a garbage mess. KFC has run out of chicken in England congrats to Mel Gibson for making several movies about Jesus but so far the most prophetic film he's made is Chicken Run chicken chicken chicken

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Starting point is 00:22:04 chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken that you turned into Foghorn Leghorn while you did that joke about a chicken. Oh, all right, guys. A Baltimore woman has a big... Tom, I'm catching retarded from you. No, it's not contagious. I asked. Tom references the movie

Starting point is 00:22:12 Chicken Run at least like three times a month, and I don't know... I know. You're the only person who remembers this movie. It's Claymation.

Starting point is 00:22:17 That's why. I know. You're afraid of Claymation. Yes. It's still weird. Right. Tom will throw up if he has to watch Claymation.

Starting point is 00:22:22 I have to watch a lot of it. Why do you have to watch a lot of it? No, I don't. He does closed captioning watch Claymation. I have to watch a lot of it. Why do you have to watch a lot of it? He does closed captioning for Claymation exclusively. We were in the office of a place the other day and the video loop in the lobby was just showing

Starting point is 00:22:35 a loop of Claymation and we're like fine and then we look over at Tom and he's just like staring intently at the wall. He's being like Lutavosio treatmented. Does it make you physically dizzy, or it means you're scared of it? It's not fear. I feel like I'm going to vomit. I get this knot in my stomach, and it gets just...

Starting point is 00:22:55 It's a weird motion to it, so I understand that. Yeah, it makes me feel disturbed. I get that from a lot of first-person shooter video games. Yeah, I can see that. Like the newer ones. i won't play like the newer ones i won't play them i play a few of them but not a lot of them because i get i get like really dizzy like the way the camera moves and shit it's i can't do it yeah i don't like animation that looks too real and that's another thing like if it looks too close to be it it's just freaky to me i don't know well that's a phenomenon of your brain yeah i can't be – it's just freaky to me. I don't know what the fuck it is. Well, that's a phenomenon of your brain.

Starting point is 00:23:25 Yeah, that's an old thing. I can't remember what it's called, but there's a weird thing in your brain where it's like it looks too real, but I still know it's not real. So it makes me – It's like that Uncanny Valley thing. Whatever, yeah. I mean, what is probably the worst part about this is Tom looks like a claymation character. The two look like the protagonist of an award-winning short about mental health. He's doing like you and Carjack, Wallace, and Gromit.

Starting point is 00:23:48 That's the thing is I like a lot of claymation shit, but I don't feel I can't watch the whole thing. And I think they did the chicken run. I think it was the same animators. Yeah, it was Aardman. Yeah. No, I watched that. I was like, I love the movie, but I can only watch half of it because every couple minutes I just kind of look at my lap for, you know,

Starting point is 00:24:01 the next couple scenes. Okay. Well, a Baltimore woman has been given a 30-year sentence after giving birth to a heroin-addicted baby that died. If you want to hear a 30-year sentence, just listen to Tom's last joke. I was saying that in case

Starting point is 00:24:15 someone had a long one. Well done. That's pretty solid. Dick's Sporting Goods announced they will no longer sell AR-15 rifles. Gun rights advocate Dice Clay responded, somebody get the Viagra, because Dick's Sporting Goods announced they will no longer sell AR-15 rifles. Gun rights advocate Dice Clay responded, Somebody get the Viagra, because Dick's went soft. He then added, quote, Oh!

Starting point is 00:24:35 Fucking sticking Dice Clay into a joke has become a running thing on the show. He's done a lot of weird jobs. We had biological realist Dice Clay on last week. Geographer Dice Clay. Oh, yeah. We found out because you don't know technical terms. It's cartist Dice Clay on last week. Geographer Dice Clay. Oh, yeah. We found out because you don't know technical terms is cartographer Dice Clay. I asked someone what it was. I said geometer was the first one.

Starting point is 00:24:54 I was like, I know this isn't right, but it's not a geometer, right? Geometer is in no way a word. It's not a word. You got it sometimes. That's invalid now. It's weird how many of the companies are now bailing on the NRA shit. It's just weird that this is the one where they're like, all right, finally we get it. Right.

Starting point is 00:25:10 Well, it's because the kids are fucking like... The first thing you see, Ann Colger and Tommy Lahren going, don't you dare make this about taking our guns away. And then the next day, all the kids are like, take the fucking guns away. Yeah. They're like, ah, we got nothing. Dude, you know those Nick Magazine commercials where it's like, ask your parents guns away. And like, ah, we got nothing. You know those Nick Magazine commercials where it's like, ask your parents to sign up for Nick.

Starting point is 00:25:28 It's like that, but with trying to get people to pull NRA sponsorships. Go down to Walmart with a fishing line with a Nick Magazine on it and tell them stop killing my friends. A first responder is facing charges because he went to a Hooters, spat on a child

Starting point is 00:25:43 while screaming racial slurs at him. One witness said it was terrible. They were treating the child like he worked there. I got one. All right. I got one. That was a spicy joke, Tom. All right.

Starting point is 00:25:56 An 842-pound man died during the filming of a reality show. As a result, the new season of Really, Really, Really Big Brother has been shelved indefinitely. That's so stupid. Aren't you glad you cleared a lunch for this show? It's good to be here. You gotta wonder how many dead fat corpses there are before they cancel.

Starting point is 00:26:22 Look how fat this guy is on TLC. That's literally the show. It's called My 600 Pound Life. It's insane. It's an upsetting show. It's just like a freak show. I love that every time they can't, every time they're like, we can save your life with this operation. Here's the catch.

Starting point is 00:26:38 You have to go on a three-day road trip to get it. I remember seeing when Biggest Loser first came out, I remember being a kid and seeing a commercial and thinking it was just a contest on who was the biggest piece of shit, and then I realized it was about, like, getting your life better, and I was like, I want to watch this.

Starting point is 00:26:53 I'm 12. I'm a horrible 12-year-old. You have a real passive-aggressive fucking name for that show. That shit is very inspirational while you're working out because it makes you feel good about yourself. Look at these fat fucks trying to do a push-up. I'd watch it on mute and people would just be falling down a hill and rolling and I'd be like, yeah, I can fucking own this

Starting point is 00:27:10 treadmill. I got this shit. I can do some kettlebell cleans. Yeah. Alright. Strippers in Las Vegas have begun accepting Bitcoin payment via scannable tattoos on their bodies. Find out more in the upcoming film Blade Runner 2069. What? That's a thing? Yeah, apparently you can just like scan a Find out more in the upcoming film Blade Runner 2069. or he's at a grocery store and just... Yeah, that seems like... I just got to assume a bunch of strippers are getting scammed. Like, they think that's working.

Starting point is 00:27:46 And the guy is literally just going, like he's making the noise with his mouth. That's pretty funny. And what is it supposed to do? So basically, you know what Bitcoin is. So basically, the idea is that you take your phone, you scan this... It's like a Polish filling, but in the internet.

Starting point is 00:28:00 You scan the tattoo on the lady, and then it sends, like, however much Bitcoin you need to pay for whatever stripper shit she's doing to her. So you can tip her, like, you can pay for a lap dance. Oh, okay. I see. I see. Jesus.

Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah, that's a fucking bright idea. Put a barcode on your body. Yeah, it's some real, like, number of the beast shit. This is like, okay, we can get him to do Logan's run shit if we incorporate cumming. That's all it takes. Outrageous. Outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous.

Starting point is 00:28:28 Well, we'll add that to the soundboard as an incensed Joe DeRosa. Outrageous. Yeah, I'd be honored. I'd love to be part of a soundboard. Yeah, you just became part of the repertoire.

Starting point is 00:28:37 If you didn't show up, I was like, I don't know, Joe might not cum. Not because I don't think you're reliable, but I was like, is there a Joe DeRosa soundboard that I could use?

Starting point is 00:28:46 I did come. I might leave earlier than I planned. Not because the podcast is bad. This chair is the worst fucking chair I've ever sat in in my life. It is barely a chair. I'll get you a better chair. It's fine. I'm hungry.

Starting point is 00:29:07 We'll go for as long as we can. You don't need me the whole time. It's like doing a podcast with a pregnant woman. You know what I mean? Joe forgot his hemorrhoid donut. He's getting cranky. Norm MacDonald kind of came into my podcast once. He would pop in and out of the room while I was talking to Sean O'Connor, my old podcast.

Starting point is 00:29:26 It didn't matter. Nobody cared. It was just you just wrote Norm MacDonald on the title. We've got enough to put your face on the fucking iTunes. Yeah, not that I'm going to get you anywhere near the interest Norm MacDonald. Look, we know, but we have to pretend you will because it's polite. Yeah, exactly. On this podcast, I'm Norm MacDonald.

Starting point is 00:29:46 Oh, God, what does that make us? It's not great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it makes us us. Yeah, so Bill Burr is the rain, Joe DeRosa is the roof gutter, and then we are the regular gutter down the driveway. Something like that.

Starting point is 00:30:01 And we're just trying to soak up as many drops as we can. Oh, my God. All right, what do we're just trying to soak up as many drops as we can. Oh my god. What do we got? One more of these? I think we got one more. And unfortunately, I was going to close on really, really, really big brother, but I thought I was on the verge of losing you, so it's going to be a bad one. Alright. Alright, a former NASCAR driver tried to have sex with a 12-year-old

Starting point is 00:30:20 girl. After being taken into custody, he told authorities, I should have known this would take a left turn. Because he's a NASCAR driver. Boo. Because he's a NASCAR driver. Aggressively boo. He's a NASCAR driver, you guys. Come on. He's got the subway endorsement. I don't know. Joe DeRosa. He's broadcasted with Patrice O'Neill

Starting point is 00:30:35 and the guy who made that NASCAR joke. A storied history on the radio. Oh, God. It wasn't a bad joke. You had to deliver it more corny. Yeah. You know, like a little more ironic.

Starting point is 00:30:51 Okay. It seemed like I was trying to tell you the truth about the banks, but it was a pun about driving. And kid rape. I feel like somehow it's more hurtful to give him genuine criticism than to just call him a faggot for being bad at comedy. Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. A journalist investigating mafia ties to the government was found brutally murdered in New Jersey.

Starting point is 00:31:15 No foul play is suspected, according to a report by Jimmy Tightlips of the I Didn't See Nothing Gazette. You know, if you would have done that a little cheesier. Yeah, I know. I earned my bomb karma on that one. That was worse than his joke. You see, mine was... Thanks, Dad. Mine was, like, snappy and bad. Yours was long-winded his joke. Thanks, Dad. Mine was snappy and bad. Yours was long-winded

Starting point is 00:31:28 and bad. Yeah, I know. We all did the good one too early. Yes. Yes, we did. Alright, Tom. Japan is building computers that can read your mind and it's working. Ironically, they keep making technology from shit I thought of while I was

Starting point is 00:31:44 psychotic, so I think I'm going to start copywriting my... God. God damn it. What just happened? There was a punchline. I stumbled. Yeah. Wait, so what was the...

Starting point is 00:31:57 You're going to copyright your... I'm going to copyright my delusions. Okay. Wait, how is Japan building a mind- mind reading robot they're doing it that's not an answer that's not an answer they're basing it off of uh your brain's radio waves so they're doing these tests where they're having someone or your brain tom this is a hundred percent a dream you i'll pull it up i wrote it not that long ago how sure you you're not talking about the movie pacific rim 80 percent uh yeah but yeah but i'd never go higher than 80 uh but

Starting point is 00:32:26 but yeah no it gets your brain waves you look at your bmi uh it gets your brain waves and then it can base what you're thinking and feeling off of that that's nuts yeah that is fucking banana it's not like it's not like out yet but there's no good use for that technology yeah i mean sinister to super sinister. Right. It's the only... I actually pulled it up and I got a blurb from dating specialist Dice Clay.

Starting point is 00:32:51 Maybe I can finally find out what restaurant she wants to go to. Oh! On that note, the B-Boys podcast will be right back with maybe Jota Rosa? Sure.

Starting point is 00:33:16 I have found her. My lord, she's so well preserved, my love. How are you still this wet? My savior. Oh, what the fuck? Wait, were you fingering me? No, madam. I was simply... Oh, my God, you pervert.

Starting point is 00:33:44 You tried to enter me before the kiss! No, I'm not a pervert, I swear! Well, the dragon didn't do it, and unless you're telling me I was masturbating in my sleep, you minimum stuck a pinky in me! Look, look, look, look, look. It wasn't malicious. It's not what you think. You are a raper, sir! A straight

Starting point is 00:34:00 up raper! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, look, look. I thought you were dead. What? What are you talking about? I thought you were dead. I fuck dead people. It's my whole deal.

Starting point is 00:34:12 So I wasn't taking advantage of you, madam. No, you weren't taking advantage. You were just trying to fuck my corpse. Look, I didn't think your soul was in there. It's fine. Oh, great. I wait for a savior for a couple hundred years, and the only one who does save me is a fucking necrophiliac? Oh, I'm sorry, but I just saved you from a fucking dragon, and all you've done is complain.

Starting point is 00:34:34 People wonder why I'm more into dead people. Maybe because they're not constantly yelling at me for shit I didn't even do on purpose. Oh my god, the world women live in. It's truly repulsive. Don't try and throw that Me Too shit out there. Say what you want. I fuck dead men too. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Here's an idea. Maybe be mad at the person who killed those people I fucked. That seems like it's who the bad guy is. I've never heard of Fly. I'm not a villain just because I like to crush cold butt.

Starting point is 00:35:02 Okay. I get it. I'm judging you, and I shouldn't. Oh, and you're welcome that I saved you. Thank you for saving me. Really. I'm sorry I reacted this way. It's okay. It happens all the time.

Starting point is 00:35:18 What are you doing? Why are you taking that off? You did save me, after all. I thought maybe, you know, we could. Oh, no. No, no, thank you. Wait, what? I told you, you're really not my type. Because you know I'm alive?

Starting point is 00:35:34 Yes, that. What a piece of shit! You were just about to fuck me anyway! Yeah, and then you woke up and ruined it. Well, I'm sorry, I'm not a gay dead man corpse. I don't care whether they're gay when I fuck them as long as they're dead. Ugh, you're so hangry. Have a Snickers.

Starting point is 00:35:51 Better? Way better. Okay, let's fucking do this. Tired of your new significant other not wanting to penetrate you because you're not actually dead but instead were put into a deep enchanted sleep by a witch and he exclusively fucks dead bodies? Give him a Snickers. Oh, your butthole is so alive.

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Starting point is 00:38:32 And the Mean Boys podcast returns. We're feeling good. We got Joe a big boy chair. Yes. It just feels really, oh, yeah, we need a chair for an adult and not just a tattered pile of loose steel. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:43 No, Joe is sitting over there like an indifferent prince, just like amuse me. Just relax him, man. I know, isn't it? You look happier. This is what we do is just microanalyze the guest until they feel very uncomfortable.

Starting point is 00:38:54 Well, this is certainly more comfortable than it was. There you go. I believe it. Yeah, that chair that you've now graciously took. Yeah, now I'm sitting in it. Well, where's the other chair

Starting point is 00:39:02 that you gave me first? I don't know. Honestly, I think this one's more comfortable. I just assumed Tom just threw it through a window. By the way, guys, this place that you live in, when we were walking in, you said it's worse on the inside. Ah. Okay. Which it is.

Starting point is 00:39:18 Guys, this place could be nice. This is a good layout. It's a good space. All you got to do is just dress it up a little bit, man. Yeah. nice. This is a good layout. It's a good space. All you got to do is just dress it up a little bit, man. We want to get some curtains and stuff up here, like those studio blankets and shit hung up. But it's also like, we don't live here. We don't own this place.

Starting point is 00:39:34 We don't live here. We rent this studio. We're renting this apartment or this house from a very sketchy landlord who is probably going to flip it for a profit very soon. He's like a meth-addicted Duke Nukem. I've met him like three times.

Starting point is 00:39:49 His voice is hilarious. It's like, why invest in a spot that he's going to just sell off to Montrose? I'm saying if you straighten it up, you fucking... Oh no, we did clean. No, we got a cleaning lady coming this week. You put your bed on a frame?

Starting point is 00:40:05 Little shit. You could do bed on a frame. Little shit. You could do well with the ladies in here is what I'm saying. You could have little get-togethers. Well, Keith fucks pretty often in the basement. Tom has not fucked in the kitchen yet, I don't think. I don't think I'm going to fuck in the kitchen. I mean, that would take some next-level swagger. Fuck somebody on the kitchen floor.

Starting point is 00:40:22 And the basement is better than the kitchen? I mean, the basement's not bad. I clean the basement up a little bit. I stole Tom's Christmas lights. I got those going on. Is there like a hang down there? Well, that's my bedroom. Oh, okay. So that's where I've had to lead many Tinder dates down there. I swear you're not going to get murdered with a chainsaw.

Starting point is 00:40:38 Okay. Well, that always raises morale. Yeah. Swear to God, I'm safe. Yeah, they rarely seem super convinced, but they never don't go down there. I mean, it is weird sleeping on the side of that dog rape video, but it very much looks like the kind of place that that would happen. Yeah, full circle.

Starting point is 00:40:56 Do you fuck more dudes or chicks? More chicks. Okay. It's probably like a 70-30. Okay. Yeah. All right. And you do well with Tinder.

Starting point is 00:41:07 Yeah, I do. I'll keep Cupid more. Tinder is a 70-30. Okay. Yeah. All right. And you do well with Tinder? Yeah, I do OKCupid more. Tinder is a hit and miss. I can't figure out the rhythm of it. I'm never at any luck on any of them. The rhythm of Tinder is just swipe right on everybody and then figure it out when they match. You got to just play the numbers game. Well, I did that for a while, but I never figured out how to do the messaging. I don't know. I got to figure out the girls like, hey, what's up?

Starting point is 00:41:27 And Joe's just like, why? Shut up. Go to bed. I got to figure right out of the gate. It's like, okay. I mean, okay. You reference something in one of their pictures. You just get a mild conversation.

Starting point is 00:41:39 You can usually tell from someone's profile if they're looking to, like, go on a date or if they're just looking to fuck. And it's, you know, you adjust from there. I never had, like, all that energy to pretend on a date or if they're just looking to fuck. You adjust from there. I never had all that energy to pretend to be... I didn't want to trick anybody and be like, oh, wow, you really like Fleet Foxes. Neat. I don't know if it's good or bad that it takes me so much less energy than

Starting point is 00:41:55 you to just pretend to be interested in people. Yeah. My attempts at trying have always gone poorly. I remember a couple years ago when I matched with someone, I took your guys' advice. I referenced something off of their profile, and they just kept talking about how much they love placentia. And so I opened with placentia sucks, and we just fought for it. Wait, what?

Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah, yeah. Oh, the city? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were talking about the fucking lady. Oh, no, that's placenta. Well, yeah, I know, but my brain didn't remember. I imagine you on Tinder

Starting point is 00:42:29 a lot, like Tom and I had a job trying to sign people up to register to vote, and Tom would just walk up with a mohawk and be like, Hi, do you want to sign up for the government? Hey, I should have your address. It was so frustrating, because I'd go like, Hello, how are you doing today? And then Carmen would be like, Hey, you want to vote, fag was so frustrating because I go like, hello, how are you doing today? And then Connor would be like, hey, you want to vote, faggot?

Starting point is 00:42:47 And then we're like, no. He's like, yeah, because you're a faggot. He's like, fine, I'll vote. You just fucking necked up. Do you know your legislative money numbers? And do you not like the Hillary? Anywho, here's a pen. Jeez, great.

Starting point is 00:43:04 All right, well, let's move into our last game for the day This is a game we like to play called Did They Die Basically I went through the news I found some real weird stories and some weird bad shit Happening to people you guys just have to figure out if they died or not Alright Number one a Baltimore resident was applying A heavy coat of Axe body spray while driving

Starting point is 00:43:20 He then lit a cigarette and his car exploded No No Do you think he's alive? Yes. I mean, as someone who's, like, in the suburbs, sprayed a lot of hairspray on my hand and then lit my hand on fire and played Human Torch, you know, as a 12-year-old, I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:43:34 I mean, you've got to have, like, a pretty bad fuel line link for this to, like, you know, like, to actually combust. So I think he's alive. I just don't think Axe Body Spray is flammable. I've, like, flamethrowed Axe body spray specifically before. On one incident, I accidentally got a fire department to show up at a dorm. And the other one, I actually almost killed someone with Axe. And that was without fire.

Starting point is 00:43:57 Wait, no. You can't just gloss over I almost murdered somebody with body spray. No, it was an accident. No, I – yeah, I know. An accident. Am I right, fellas? I think they're dead. Your friend?

Starting point is 00:44:10 No, it wasn't a friend. It was a teacher. How did you almost kill somebody? Tom, stop doing that thing where you tell the best part of the story and then say a bunch of boring shit that no one gives a fuck about afterwards. I was trying to... So someone burritoed my backpack. What?

Starting point is 00:44:22 You guys know what a burrito is? Yeah, I know what a burrito is. No, no, no. They take your... They turn it inside out. Yes, yes. Then zip it up. And then all of my lunch

Starting point is 00:44:29 got all over my backpack and it was smelling. So I got my axe in my English class and I sprayed it and it jammed. So then it was just going off nonstop.

Starting point is 00:44:40 So I just shoved it in my backpack and closed it. But that didn't stop it from, you know, being the main smell in the room. And then our teacher had an allergic reaction to it when she was taken to the hospital. So I had to take the test that day. But yeah, she almost died.

Starting point is 00:44:58 Jesus Christ. It was all because I got burritoed. It wasn't none of it. No, it was because you tried to smell good and then you poisoned a lady. I tried to make my backpack smell good. to make the burrito guys to blame here. Yeah, I agree. I do want to see that axe commercial where you spray yourself and then your teacher dies and you get an A and then you fuck the nerdy bookish chick.

Starting point is 00:45:17 Oh, man. All right. So you're going alive. What is your guess? Dead. All right. The correct answer. He is alive.

Starting point is 00:45:21 His car exploded, but he somehow was like super fun. All right. Number two. Two British men got into an online argument over which of them was less gay. They decided the only way to settle this debate was a midnight knife fight. I didn't know we had listeners in England. Midnight knife fight, England. Cops don't have guns, so I feel like if the cops show up, they're just going to be like,

Starting point is 00:45:45 I don't know. You know, British cop mumblings. I'm just trying to get a conversation going here. I don't know. They're fucking alive, I guess. I agree. Oh, wait. Shit. I thought it was for a second true or false. Alive or dead? They're alive or dead. I think they're alive.

Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm going against you. I think they're dead. I think if you're in England with knives and you want to kill each other that bad. Like, knives are fucking brutal, and there's a lot more ways to kill someone than just getting shot. You know? Well, good info, Tom. What a deductive mind. They're both meaning to kill each other.

Starting point is 00:46:22 Well, in my experience, knives are sharp. As an attempted axe murderer, I know there are a lot of different ways to hurt people. Knives are chief amongst them. Yeah, I would much rather get shot. Tom got a knife in the mail from one of our listeners, just sent him like a ceremonial Japanese knife. Jesus Christ. Well, he got a wallet, he got shoes, and they thought, you know. Just give Tom a blade. Well, to be fair, it's a suicide knife.

Starting point is 00:46:45 I'm not going to hurt anyone else. I mean, I don't know if you can, like, legally buy a fork with your mentally history. My mentally history. All right. I really fucked myself in the dick on that one. I don't want you to kill yourself, Tom. Don't kill yourself. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:46:56 I'm great now. Yeah. Yeah. Look around you, Joe. You sound great. Yeah. He lives in a kitchen. All right.

Starting point is 00:47:04 He's got two very supportive friends. Wait, you live in the kitchen? Yeah. The bed. Yeah. That's me. Yeah. He lives in a kitchen, all right? Yeah. He's got two very supportive friends. Wait, you live in the kitchen? Yeah, the bed. Yeah, that's me. Guys. Come on, guys. I'm going to get curtains eventually. There's no need for it.

Starting point is 00:47:13 You could live in here. They wanted this to be the podcast studio. Put this in the kitchen. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. They moved it to give it more space. And I'm going to be honest. I know we had a long conversation about doing that.

Starting point is 00:47:24 I'm still not sure why we did it exactly. Yeah, I kind of feel like it was give it more space. And I'm going to be honest. I know we had a long conversation about doing that. I'm still not sure why we did it exactly. Yeah, I kind of feel like it was better in the kitchen. Yeah, I almost feel like we should maybe undo this. But this seems like an off-air conversation. Yeah. Anyway, those guys are alive. Nope, one of them died. Got straight up stabbed.

Starting point is 00:47:37 It seems so funny to prove you're not gay by telling a dude to meet you in a park at midnight. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, and then I'm going to penetrate you because I'm so straight. Oh, these are English homophobes, I guess. Because they're both like, I'm not gay, you're gay park at midnight yeah yeah and then like i'm gonna penetrate you because i'm so straight oh these are english homophobes i guess because they're both like i'm not gay you're gay yeah yeah i mean i guess i don't know if they're homophobic they just don't want people to think they're gay okay be weird they're like super pro gay but then that violent about it i feel like if someone is that adamant about you being gay the best way to do is like sure like i like that would have ended the whole death situation i mean yeah i yeah, I guess. I don't know. These are not smart people.

Starting point is 00:48:05 Yeah, Tom Goss with a megaphone outside of the bed. Yeah, but why don't you just... No, I'm gay. The world's cruel, but, I mean, come on. I mean, have you ever had ice cream? No, it's good. I bet you they were pretty banged up, too, because the pubs closed there at, like, 11, 1130. Oh, really?

Starting point is 00:48:22 Yeah, they were probably... You know, that's like meeting somebody at 230 a.m. here. Yeah, that's stab you o'clock. Straight out of the pub. I didn't know they closed that early. Yeah, it closed very early. They start early, though, because they get out of work at like 5 or something. So, like, they get right to the fucking thing.

Starting point is 00:48:42 They just shift everything back. Yeah. I didn't know that. Number three. A man in Salt Lake City was shot in the chest by a home invader. something. So, like, they get right to the fucking thing. They just shift everything back. Yeah. I know that. Yeah. Number three. A man in Salt Lake City was shot in the chest by a home invader. His only hope for survival, his girlfriend who decided to drive him to the hospital despite being blackout drunk. Ooh.

Starting point is 00:48:55 Oh, God. Man, this is exciting. This is... He's alive. How did he hurt himself again? He didn't hurt himself. He got shot. A dude tried to rob his house, shot him in the chest, and then took off.

Starting point is 00:49:10 And this lady found the bloody body and was like, should I call 911? No, I'm going to throw him in the car and do it. He's definitely alive. And this is in Salt Lake City? He lived to tell the tale. There's something about it where that's the tale. Well, I feel like if they crash, they could test. If you die in a car crash, do they test your blood alcohol?

Starting point is 00:49:27 Probably, yeah. Okay, yeah. They're alive. That's what I'm saying. I think they were alive to tell this story. Okay. Yeah. I think they're dead because if they were alive, if both of them were alive,

Starting point is 00:49:42 then why would they report to the news that they were hammered in the car? I don't think they called the news and were like, get a load of this, I was drunk. It's just more newsworthy. I don't know if that's newsworthy. That just seems like... If you go into an emergency room shit-faced, they'll pull you aside

Starting point is 00:50:02 and be like, what's wrong? It's not like a doctor. You're gonna fool a doctor yeah yeah and they'll also keep you there until you sober up sometimes right so she probably woke up in the emergency room like what the fuck is going on yeah do you not remember oh she was blackout i think one of them's dead all right you're pretty close because they are both alive that lady got him to the hospital the police thanked her for doing it and then immediately arrested her. Yeah, there you go. See, I feel like that.

Starting point is 00:50:26 I feel like you'd get a kind of a pass. Yeah, I think you'd get a fucking mulligan if you saved a dude. Yeah. She didn't hit like eight cars on the way to the hospital, though. She did? Yeah, she just kept hitting parked cars. Well, then they have to. But I mean, it's like if it's like you got here unscathed.

Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. It's like you won. Don't say anything. Yeah. Go get up and stay here until you're sober. Next one. An Australian hiker set out to climb Everest to prove, quote, vegans aren't weak and they can do anything.

Starting point is 00:50:52 She then had a massive heart attack on the summit. That I think she's dead. Yeah. I mean, heart attack on Mount Everest. That's tough. Well, I mean, what are these fucking nimrods going to understand? Vegan is not healthy. Yeah, we're not supposed to do that.

Starting point is 00:51:07 It's not healthy. It's a weird, self-righteous, bullshit fucking diet where you have to eat all kinds of supplements and pills and make up for fibers and fats and all these weird ways. It's a fucking moronic, rich, white person thing to do. Yeah. It's the shape of water of diets. Shut the fuck up. You can't just live on that shit. Coming from fitness expert Joe DeRosa.

Starting point is 00:51:34 Any doctor will tell you there's a reason you have incisors. There's a reason the human brain developed. It was from meat eating. It came from meat consumption. It helped the brain develop. Right. It's what we're built to do. And if you look at this dent on the skull,

Starting point is 00:51:46 it'll clearly show you that meat eaters are much smarter. All right? Well, there was a... Vegetarian, fine. I can live with that. But vegan is fucking idiotic. It's like showing off. It's just like, oh, we get it. You're a super vegetarian.

Starting point is 00:52:00 There were parts in India where they were vegan for hundreds and hundreds of years, though. But do we really want to look to India as the paradigm of healthy living right now? That's a great response, yeah. Like a national export is just poop and death? I think the logic being that if you don't want cruelty to animals, it's like the cows that make the cheese, if you're a vegetarian, they still live in a cow concentration camp. Yeah. There are plenty of humane ways to get cheese out there.

Starting point is 00:52:26 Like buy more expensive cheese. Yeah, there are plenty of ways where a cow doesn't have to suffer or die to provide cheese or milk or anything. It's fucking insane. And every vegan restaurant I've ever been to, heartily delicious. Far worse for you than any fucking non-vegan restaurant. Because you have to just add more of the carbs and the sugar. It's so loaded with fucking carbs. I'm going to get such a long text from my mother

Starting point is 00:52:52 after this show. That's why I was trying to play devil's advocate. Is she a vegan? Yeah, yeah. Mom's like a 15-year vegan. I'm the only kid in the family who's not vegan. Believe it or not, Tom was raised Buddhist. I was. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:53:04 That's the point. Believe it or not, Tom was raised Buddhist. I was. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. No, no. That's the point. There is a vegan bread that I've had at a vegan restaurant in New York that literally tastes like KFC.

Starting point is 00:53:15 Holy shit. Like original recipe KFC. It's fucking delicious. I swear to God, if I was craving KFC and you gave me that bread, I'd be like, oh, cool, thank you.

Starting point is 00:53:23 I wouldn't be craving KFC anymore. It was delicious. There's no fucking way that bread. I'd be like, oh, cool. Thank you. I wouldn't be craving KFC anymore. It was delicious. There's no fucking way that bread is doing anything good for your body. Yeah. At least with the fried chicken, you're getting the fat and protein from the chicken. There's real food under it somewhere. But it's like you're – so you took that away and you're just now eating all the salty sodium seasoning and bread? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:42 No. It defeats the purpose. Yeah. It's just the shit. Well, to do vegan right, it has to be – you yeah it's just the shit well to do vegan right it has to be you're pretty much just doing fruits veggies nuts right no one no very not known but very very very very very few people actually do it that way and all the replacements all the meat product replacements are just blocks of fucking soy which is terrible for you yeah yeah

Starting point is 00:54:03 when i worked with pete Pete Holmes on his talk show, he was... I don't know if he still does it, but he was big vegan then. And he'd get like nachos. And I was like, Pete, you're going to sit there and eat a food where it's none of the things it was originally supposed to be made out of?

Starting point is 00:54:21 And you're going to tell me that's somehow better for you? Like they had to fucking scientifically figure out how to fake the sour cream? and you're going to tell me that's somehow better for you? Yeah, this is connecting you to the earth. Like they had to fucking scientifically figure out how to fake the sour cream. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? I want science nachos. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:34 It's like, dude, ew. Gross, man. Oh, man. It's like a food fleshlight. It's just kind of sadder and grosser. Yeah, it's just, you know. Well, that lady's dead. Yeah. Yeah, she straight up died. I just think it's funny it's kind of sadder and grosser than yeah it's just you know uh well that lady's dead yeah yeah she uh straight up died i think it's funny because she was not good but i mean i mean i'm not not good but i don't know like i'm sure she's kind of a butthole all right uh

Starting point is 00:54:55 next one a doctor in kenya performed brain surgery on a man however halfway through the procedure the doctor realized he was operating on the brain of the wrong patient. Ooh. Alive. So the cowardly lion got the brain, and then the tin man got a dick somehow, and then Scarecrow is MIA. I'm going to say he's dead. Okay. Ooh. Yeah, I think alive.

Starting point is 00:55:20 Okay, the correct answer is that man is alive. Fuck yeah. Yeah, set him up. He's suing him for all the money. I was reading through the description of this hospital, though, and I guess they've had like a bunch of shit go wrong. And it was like listing them, and it's just like sexual assault, malpractice. I'm like, okay, okay.

Starting point is 00:55:33 And then just one line in the article just says, also the theft of a baby. And I was like, that is not a throwaway line. That should be the whole article. I don't care about this other guy's brain. I think that's more common than you'd think, though. Stealing a baby? Even in America, yeah. I thought like they couldn't give you'd think, though. Stealing a baby? Even in America, yeah. I feel like they couldn't give African babies away, though.

Starting point is 00:55:47 They're stealing them. Shh. Wow. Sorry, Joe. I want to know what's market price for just a baby. You're not doing anything good with it. Don't steal a baby. I have a whole bit about this in my act right now.

Starting point is 00:56:01 Do you? About adoption. Yeah, totally. Totally. I know this for a fact. If you want a white baby, you're paying anywhere from $100,000 to $200,000. And what's the cheapest

Starting point is 00:56:14 raise? Well, that's the joke I make in the bit. Now, Asian babies, that's like the bargain bin at Tower Records. You can have three for one if you want. But if you have any white babies? They're like, yes, we do.

Starting point is 00:56:28 We're behind the glass in the counter. It's a limited edition. You got to get a guy to come unlock it. Yeah, yeah. But no, that is true. Like, white babies are... Yeah. And I say in the bin, I'm like, that's why Angelina Jolie goes to the fucking other side

Starting point is 00:56:42 of the planet to adopt babies, because she's like, go like go fuck yourself yeah there's like kids over here that need it yeah it's actually pretty rad and like yeah and they and i'm you know and i'm not getting fucking robbed yeah to adopt them you know yeah no baby's worth two hundred thousand dollars they really seems disgusting yeah i was fucking home i was talking like craigslist prices like just for a guy like just send me a baby in a FedEx box. Yeah, like Silk Road. How many Litecoin for a baby? Well, listeners, you have a homework assignment this week.

Starting point is 00:57:12 Find us prices on babies. Well, it's also the price drop because it's only going to be $200,000 for like, what? Six months? By the time they hit five it's like you're never going to get adopted, kid. Have fun with this. I mean, they really store like bananas. I mean, there's's a turnover in the inventory i mean it's a baby crocodile it's a cute when they're little but i mean yeah yeah but then you put them in the freezer when they go bad

Starting point is 00:57:33 you make baby bread later you're fine all right last one a taiwan man was masturbating with a seven inch plastic rod inserted into his urethra he lost his grip and the rod disappeared into his urethra. He lost his grip and the rod disappeared into his body. Two days later, he began urinating blood. I like to imagine he was using a lightsaber, like a toy lightsaber. Or one of the lightsaber spoons that used to come in a cereal box. Just to clarify, he was tamping

Starting point is 00:57:58 his urethra with a rod? He's loading the musket. Did you ever read Haunted? It's called Sounding. Okay. And this is supposed to feel good. Allegedly. And it got stuck in there.

Starting point is 00:58:12 Yeah. I don't know what part you were confused by. I was just trying to figure out, like, wait, wait, how do you jerk off with the rod? I don't know. Like, what inward suction makes it so it's like, oh, I lost it. Yeah, I don't know. Like, what inward suction makes it so it's like, oh, I lost it. You know? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe, like, if you fart, like, the wind coming out of your butt just, like, pulls it with, like, a jet stream.

Starting point is 00:58:30 Oh, maybe. Boys are scientists. Couldn't you pee it back out? I mean, I clearly know. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Peeing a kidney stone, which is like a little tiny rock, is supposed to be the worst. So peeing a seven-inch piece of plastic is probably.

Starting point is 00:58:44 I think he died. You think is probably... I think he died. You think he died? I think he died. Anytime you hear one of these stories, the guy tried to do a weird sex thing, they always die. Right. Yeah, because I feel like if he lived, we would have never known his name, and he'd be in Mexico right now selling oranges, like completely just reinventing his life.

Starting point is 00:58:59 Good point. Because, I mean, if this information is out there about me, it's just like, yep, the Patreon is shut down, all right? All upcoming dates out there about me, it's just like, yep, the Patreon is shut down. All right. All upcoming dates are canceled. I love that you're like, oh, if I was sexually embarrassed, I wouldn't tell anybody as you make me tell the dog fucking story for the 90th time on the show. Colin McFadden just got a job at the Baskin Robbins in Nebraska, and he started a simple life. Exactly. Tommy thoughts.

Starting point is 00:59:21 Dead. All right. All right. He is alive. As he lived, he had to get up in there and hot dog it out. But yeah, it's pretty rough. I had a dude recently ask me if I was in to do it. Like, he wanted me to put a thing in my pee hole.

Starting point is 00:59:36 And I was like, I don't know what the logic. I've never thought that's where a thing should go. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, any other cavity over that. Yeah. That's like the worst hole. I would rather be tear duct fucked, that's like the worst hole.

Starting point is 00:59:49 I would rather be tear duct fucked than have something in my pee hole. Yeah, I agree. It's a clearly exit only hole. Yeah. It's not designed for stuff. Yeah. That sounds terrible. Gay sex, beautiful.

Starting point is 01:00:01 That is unnatural. That is a straight up abomination. Could you have a dick big enough and a dick small enough to fuck a dick with a dick? Yeah, there are guys that do that. There are guys that fist other dudes' dicks. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's real. It's called digit play, right?

Starting point is 01:00:15 What's up? It's called digit play? No, that's that knockoff of Pokemon. Maybe it feels great. I mean, it probably does, but I don't need to find out. Yeah, so does crocodile, but it also turns you into a crocodile. If someone's fisting your pee hole, there's got to be diapers involved. You've got to.

Starting point is 01:00:33 I think at that point, you've accepted your dick is just going to look blown out forever. It's like a tire that exploded on the freeway. Just flapping. I'm bummed. Joe, can you just do the rest of the show while I take off? Joe looks like he's about to just roll out of the room into the driveway. The chair won't stay. No, I know.

Starting point is 01:00:51 It's a poorly designed studio. It doesn't look like you're just drifting. Like somehow you're in the chair in your car. But I had fun, guys. Thanks, man. We got one more segment. It'll be quick. We just got to answer fan questions,

Starting point is 01:01:05 then we'll get out of here. All right, Mean Boys will be right back after this. Hey, everybody. Keith from the Mean Boys Podcast. Remind you that we are, as always, brought to you by Don Carlo's Taco Shop in La Jolla, California. Oh, man. Going on two years of Don Carlo sponsorship, and it feels good because it's a great organization. I say that like they help homeless kids,

Starting point is 01:01:21 but it really is. And not just feed us for free whenever we're on our way to San Diego. It's our longest sponsor. They've been here the longest yeah they make a goddamn good burrito it's right across the street from the la jolla comedy store so go see a fantastic show with one of the great comedy store headliners and fucking fuel up beforehand genuinely the best burrito i've ever had it's so good it really is carnitas cali burrito at the fucking uh the don carlos is on unfuck with them i remember the first time i was brought there my friend was like wait till you have this burrito. I'm like, dude, it's a fucking burrito.

Starting point is 01:01:47 And then I ate it. I was like, holy shit, this is a fucking great burrito. Yeah. And they have so much more than that. All the menu options and catering information are available at eataburrito.com. Jump on over there. Pregain.

Starting point is 01:01:59 Get excited. You know? And go check them out because they're a good friend of the show. And the Mean Boys podcast is back. And we're dipping into the Mean Boys mailbag to look at some of your questions, your comments, you know, and go check them out because they're a good friend of the show. And the Mean Boys podcast is back. And we're dipping into the Mean Boys mailbag to look at some of your questions, your comments, your concerns, all that good stuff. Dave underscore blogger writes, Joe, are you still taunted by juggalos or have you hidden long enough to get them off your scent? No, I did the radio show that upchucked the clown who was like their mascot for the festival or whatever.

Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah. So this is the second worst broadcast you've ever been a part of. He had me on his radio show, which was on the ICP radio network, and he told everybody to lay off of me. This was a long, long time ago. He told everybody to lay off of me, and he's like, guys, he's a comic. He's fucking joking. Stop.

Starting point is 01:02:42 And they did. That was kind of that. That's really sweet of them. Yeah. Yeah. And we've been trying to get booked on the Juggalo Gather it's a comic. It's a fucking joke and stuff. And they did. That was kind of that. That's really sweet of them. Yeah, yeah. We've been trying to get booked on the Juggalo gathering for a minute. Yeah, well, now the Juggalos have just assumed the new identity, compound media listeners. Well, I'm friends with the compound media guys.

Starting point is 01:02:57 Okay. I know you guys had beef for a minute. We did for a minute, but we squashed it. I'm not trying to do any gotcha journalism. Sure, yeah. No, thank you for that. I just thought it'd be funny to call them juggalos. They're a very different

Starting point is 01:03:09 breed, I believe. A juggalo is his own... You know. Keith lost his virginity to a juggalo. I did. Was he wearing the makeup? It was a gal. I appreciate the wokeness of approaching this. No, it was a chick. She was not wearing the makeup. I found out gal. It was a gal. I appreciate the wokeness approaching this.

Starting point is 01:03:25 No, it was a chick. She was not wearing the makeup. I found out later that she was a juggalette. She was an off-duty juggalette. Yeah. Well, yeah, because in some way

Starting point is 01:03:32 she was like, come hang out with me and my friends. And it was like, oh, you guys just stole your dad's fucking credit card and you were all wearing the face paint

Starting point is 01:03:38 and we're just listening to ICP in a car while you're doing that. Jesus Christ. And then you got a rough hand job from Peter Criss. Wait, what were you saying?

Starting point is 01:03:44 This is the ass cake girl? No, no, no. Ass cake girl is the same as dog fuck girl. He ate a cake off a butt. It was his birthday. You don't worry about it. We got about 50 Subway Jared tweets. Did that just destroy your life for a week?

Starting point is 01:03:58 No, I've been hearing it for like 10 years. It's funny. Earlier, Cotter said he was the first one. I was the first one to tweet him the Jared at Subway thing. I wasn't proud of myself. Everybody thinks they're the first one. Congrats. You all think you're the first one.

Starting point is 01:04:17 None of you are. That makes me real happy. Yeah, that's literally like when you meet a girl named Bree and somebody's like, like the cheese? You know? It's like that's the equivalent. So I don't give a fuck. I don't even look at Twitter anymore. That's honestly such a good idea.

Starting point is 01:04:34 It's great. It's so great. These fucking losers. I hate it, dude. I can't. I'm not saying your listeners are losers. No, they are. No, but that's not what I meant. How would you get these great questions?

Starting point is 01:04:40 Like ask him what his favorite soup is. I mean, how would you have access to such a high level of Discord? I'm not talking about your listeners. I just think there's so much screaming in the vacuum on fucking Twitter. Well, people who have made their life yelling on Twitter and somehow think that is meaningful work there. Yeah, it's like, have fun, guys. Take care of yourselves. Enjoy the void.

Starting point is 01:04:59 One guy asked, Escalante Bacon. He sounds like a great dude. How much money would it take for you guys to completely sell out? Very little. Yeah, not that much. What is completely selling out? Just like giving up any kind of control over what I'm saying or artistic freedom? I don't

Starting point is 01:05:15 know. Maybe like $800, $900? Yeah, just a new mattress. For me to just be like a Ryan Seacrest I just host the game show and I'm just very inoffensive I think like a hundred million dollars I would just walk away from the concept of ever doing anything cool

Starting point is 01:05:32 okay yeah yeah and then you could just have a Keith Carey vault that you release after you die exactly did you guys know that the Wheel of Fortune guy wrote comic books about murder and then just people would discover it after you died I don't know what anyone would ask me to sell out for.

Starting point is 01:05:50 Upshuck the Clown needs a sidekick. That's a lateral move, if anything. Alright, Keith. Robin Tran just says the segment with Burr and DeRosa talking with the therapist on Uninformed is the greatest radio segment ever. Thank you, Robin. Robin's a friend.

Starting point is 01:06:05 Yeah, Robin's good people. Jess Wagon asked, do you guys have any tattoos? If not, what's your dream piece to have done? No tattoos. No tattoos. I have a few. Yeah, you got a bunch.

Starting point is 01:06:14 What's your dumbest and your coolest tattoo? Well, I got the ones I didn't like covered up, so I like everything I have now. But I guess the coolest one is this Death Star. Death Star from the 1983 Star Wars arcade game. Damn, that is such a specific fucking reference. Yeah, that's why I like it. And my dream tattoo is I'm going to get these Motorhead lyrics right here very soon.

Starting point is 01:06:36 Nice. But I won't say what they are because I don't have them yet. But that's the one that most, at least for now. Yeah. I have a couple ideas, but that's the one I'm excited about. What did you get covered up? I have like a no symbol here. It was just kind of dumb and plain and boring.

Starting point is 01:06:53 Just like a circle with a line through it? With nothing in it or with – Yeah, with nothing in it. You could just sharpie in whatever the thing of the day was. Just tattoo the idea of negativity on your arm. Yeah, so I got covered it with this black hole. Yeah, I wanted something a little more uplifting, so I went with a black hole.

Starting point is 01:07:11 A little science in space. No, it makes sense. Yeah, I was like, heat death, that's a little more fun at a party. I got to bounce. Let's take one more.

Starting point is 01:07:20 Yeah, cool. You got one more? We don't have any good ones. All right, fuck it. There's a bunch of them about Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, we'll do that in the intro. All right. Anything to plug, Joe?

Starting point is 01:07:30 Yeah, we'll see you on Hell, the podcast, about horror movies, sci-fi movies, and fantasy films. Check it out on HeadGum. And our Patreon is patreon.com W-S-Y-I-H pod. Cool. Do it up, guys. Also on Twitter and Instagram. See you in hell pod

Starting point is 01:07:46 on Instagram. W-S-Y-I-H pod on Twitter. Sorry. You heard it, guys. That's the We're Going to Hell podcast. We'll see you in hell.

Starting point is 01:07:56 We'll see you on Snapchat. On the butt fart network or something. Yeah. On the head fruit. All the links will be in the show notes. Joe, thank you for

Starting point is 01:08:02 doing the show, man. Dude, thanks, guys. I like you guys a lot. It was nice to be here. Thanks, man., thank you for doing the show, man. Dude, thanks, guys. I like you guys a lot. It was nice to be here. Thanks, man. Joe's almost all the way out of the curtain. He's not my fault.

Starting point is 01:08:10 It's the fucking chair. He's growing another nose symbol on his arm. It doesn't, it keeps fucking rolling back. I brought the mic with you. I know, because I got tired

Starting point is 01:08:20 of trying to keep it forward. I'm not going to put effort into the chair. All right, I'll see you guys. All right, thanks it forward. I'm not going to put effort into the chair. All right. I'll see you guys. All right. Thanks for coming. Great to be here.

Starting point is 01:08:49 Should I give you like a bed of those to edit over? Can you find your own fingering noises? Give me a bed and then I'll maybe do. Any more? Give me a little more. It's such a short bit. Do you need more? Yeah, yeah, give me a lot more. I have so much. Oh, man, that's going to need to be the post-credits tag.

Starting point is 01:09:40 Yeah.

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