Mean Boys - EP 205 - Popcorn Lung (feat. Ramsey Badawi)

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

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Hey everybody, brand new episode of the Mean Boys podcast, back in the trap with Tom and Connor. Yeah. No Tom on the show, we got Ramsey sat in today for a fun- Hey, I'm Ramsey. Yeah, dude. Follow me at libertarianredbull.fuckin- That's almost as good as your southern lawyer.

Monster.biz.vape. Well, I'm no fuckin' simple country trying to get through this introduction, but I don't believe. Yeah, Ramsey is now buying domain names with two extensions because he's like, no, that's the next Bitcoin. Throw a backslash AngelCities on there for good measure. AngelFire, not AngelCities.

I have ass.sex.company. It's going to be worth millions in 30 years. Yes, com is spelled bad. Yeah, I read an article that compared peak oil to domain names. But super fun episode. Wow, that fucking really took a lot out of you, that Ramsey voice.

Yeah, I've been just coughing a bunch. Follow Ramsey's various fucking machinations on ramseybedowie.com. Follow him on all the social media at ramsbad.

A couple things to talk about. First of all, by the time you're hearing this, Lights Out with David Spade is officially a fucking TV show. It's on the air, guys. Tune in.

Fucking watch it. Send a nice word on the internet, you know. We're pretty stoked on it. It's on every night, Monday through Thursday, after the daily show. But more importantly, because David Spade's going to be fine. He'll figure it out. We'd like you to watch it, but I feel like there's enough of a cushion for Spade. But I'll tell you what we're doing, you pay attention to.

Crackle is not out of ideas. No, no, no. Well, they are, and that's why you go back to the boss. You know who's got a great idea? Tom Goss. Yeah, I do. It's pants, two zippers. Oh yeah, I have a great idea. Come to my shows.

Yeah, that's what I was setting you up for. You know what? I almost fucked it up. You didn't almost. August 4th, Sunday, 7pm. Hotel Vegas in Austin, Texas. Please come out. It's going to be a great show. Keith Ray will also be screaming at you.

August 6th, Austin. Fuck, damn it. I read the wrong one. Galveston, Texas. Bonjour. I will be at the library bar in Keith Ray's turf. Come out to that, too. August 9th, Chuckleheads.

I'm co-headlining with Olivia Grace in Bisbee, Arizona. And I'm very excited for that show. You should come out for that. And the big one. 7.5, Los Angeles. We're all dead. I'm recording an album at the North Bar in Chicago, Illinois. And some of you guys already bought your tickets?

I appreciate it. The ones that didn't buy a ticket, please buy a ticket. Tom, your business voice kind of fell apart at the end. Chicago, Illinois, please come to the show. Yes. No, there's... You got to go, man. Tom's been working on his hour like a fucking fiend.

He's funny as he's ever been. I can't wait to see it. Don't miss out. There's tickets available. Be a part of history that they won't show you in school. Yeah. Even if it was like... Like Song of the South history. Yeah, be part of a Disney cartoon that stays in the vault.

Guys, I'm never going to get married. This is the closest I'm ever going to have to a wedding. And I expect you guys to show up. This is my big moment. And the next album will be a divorce. Make no mistakes. Yeah, that actually is more than possible. But yeah, guys, come and see this one because I might be dead before the next one.

You don't know. We don't. Yeah. It's true. It sounds crazy. We did just have a long conversation on a different part of this podcast about you becoming a scooter guy. Yeah. It's true. It sounds crazy. We did just have a long conversation on a different part of this podcast about you becoming a scooter guy. Yeah.

So I don't see that going to a lot of alive places. I mean, it leads to either the best life Tom could have or immediate truck death. Yeah. I don't have- I've got to figure the scarf gets caught on something and decapitates you. Somehow in the engine of a low-passing plane. Yeah. Like if Final Destination was a silent movie.

No. I have no health insurance. I smoke. I sleep in mold. You guys should come out to the show before my inevitable death. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be funny. And as the white lady in a safari outfit pointing a microphone at your fly-covered

face, I concur. Yeah, yeah. Connor and Keith will be there? We will, yeah. Kyle Clark will be there. Kyle Clark? But don't let that stop you. Oh. Oh, now we're married again.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, two very tall men will be there for you to gawk at. So come on out and enjoy. And I'll be down in the lower level. And you guys don't have any big fellas out there in the Midwest, right? We got some California beef. Biggies. I don't know. have any big fellas out there in the Midwest. Yes. We got some California beef. Biggies. I don't know.

Avocado beef. Yeah. Maybe I should think of a better marketing campaign. See, there's going to be tall people. Your marketing campaign is inevitable when my friends are tall. Listen to my comedy. Grab yourself a slice of that big Kyle Clark tofu steak. There you go.

Sink a knife and fork into that. Yeah. It's very salty. Yeah. So, yeah. Come out to those dates. steak. Sink a knife and fork into that. It's very salty. Come out to those dates. Come out to those shows and listen to Tom's ever whisperier voice.

If you want to hear my voice louder, listen to Leaving the Tribe. Ramsey was actually the most recent episode on that too. He screams the whole podcast. His voice is louder on the whole show. And tell me more about what you escaped. Yeah, I mean,

jump on the Patreon. Five bucks a month gets you access to bonus content, a bunch of fun stuff happening over there. Jump on the Reddit and the Discord

if you want to talk to your fellow Mean Boys fans. Other than that, I think you can just kick back, relax, and enjoy this week's chill-ass episode

with the Big-Ass Ram Doc. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Mean Boys Podcast. Yo mama's so old I hit the back walls and they had asbestos in them. I'm Connor McSpadden. I'm Ramsey Bedawi. And I'm still fat after all these years. Still husky.

After all these years. Oh Keith, you're still as fat as the day I met you. Rocking on a rocking chair that is just grinding down to nubs. I've loved growing old with you. I love that Connor was like, I got a slam for Keith, and I was like, oh, here we go. Something new, something good. It was literally just, you're fat.

You're still fat after all these years. And I said it in a funny voice. You guys. It was well-received. I guarantee you 98% of Mean Boys fans laughed. Let me tell you something that I've learned in show business as a comedy writer now. We're all working too hard.

Go out there and give the people what they want. Go out there and give the people 30%. Yep. Just so everybody knows, Conor is currently vaping out of a solid gold vape right now. That's true. So if anybody here is qualified to give advice. Yeah, he's blowing clouds of Federal Reserve into the atmosphere. Yep.

I just showed Keith my Nobu outfits for tomorrow. He picked up multiple outfits to go to the most expensive sushi restaurant on earth. I don't like sushi. Oh, man. You're going to complain at Nobu. Oh, my. What are you going to do? Just go out with this girl and, you know, we're going to have fun.

But, I mean, what's your strategy in terms of you don't like sushi, but you're going to no boo. So what's the plan? I'm going to Google sushi. And figure out. Before I go to the most expensive sushi restaurant. I'm going to Google sushi. I'm planning to Google it. I think you're going to like sushi.

I think I will. Yeah, it'll be fun. And you're also, you're not getting, like, deep fried white people county fair sushi. Yeah. Which is, like, what I think you would hate. Yeah. You're getting just, here's a chunk of protein. Here's a little thing of rice. Here's one spicy sauce.

Really nothing to hate about. Yeah. It's very smooth, efficient, fucking joyless food. Plus they dump that Chipotle shit, you know that Chipotle mayo shit all over things now. I'm saying that's like the shit he's not going to like. Oh, dude. I think that's the shit he would like. I think it is the shit I would like. Yeah, dude. I don saying that's the shit he's not going to like. Oh, dude, I think that's the shit he would like. I think it is the shit I would like.

I don't know, man. I've never been to a five-star restaurant before, and I'm just going to go to the one I've heard of. I'm going to have an experience of some kind. It'll be interesting. Worst case, you'll probably have a story to tell. Yeah, you know, I'm just going to try. I'm like, what? Fuck it. I don't know.

You can do fun, fancy restaurant bits. You can ask for ketchup. Oh, dude, I'm going to love doing it. I'm going to wear jeans. it. I don't know. You can do fun, fancy restaurant bits. You can ask for ketchup. Oh, dude. I'm going to love doing it. I'm going to wear jeans. It's going to be great. I fucking love that Chipotle mayo shit. It's my favorite color.

Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, dude, yeah. That fucking nice taupe. Yeah, the weird brownish orange where I'm like, that will be basically mayonnaise, but kind of spicy. It's mayonnaise. For some reason, if somebody just said like- It's mayonnaise with fire sauce. Excuse me. Can I get a ramekin of hot fat? Yeah.

It's so good, man. I love all those white trash sauces, dude. I was trying to find bad reviews of Guy Fieri barbecue sauce. They don't exist. Everybody loves it. It's great. I had donkey sauce for the first time at the Burbank airport. No big deal.

What is donkey sauce? It's basically that Chipotle man. Keith Carrey's No-Groove, by the way, is the Guy Fieri restaurant at the Burbank Airport. No big deal. What is donkey sauce? It's basically that Chipotle man. It's the Guy Fieri restaurant at the Burbank Airport. He went there for his anniversary. Specifically the one at the airport. I'll tell you the worst restaurant. Not worst restaurant, but the white trashiest thing I did. But no, yeah, donkey sauce.

It's like the one we're talking about, the Chipotle man. But it's Guy Fieri's signature sauce, and it's like the punchline. I was like, ah, damn it. This is pretty good. I love, I love, dude, if I saw you at the Burbank airport eating donkey sauce, I'd be like, all right, come on. I was eating food. I wasn't just, I didn't go in and be like, can I get a carafe of donkey sauce? I pictured you out of a jar just eating with four fingers. Like Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the I'm going to poo in 20 minutes. No, then I went to Vegas and went to Gordon Ramsay's cheapest restaurant. Oh, dude. That's actually the name of it, by the way. That was going to be my slam for Ramsay is Ramsay looks like every single man in Las Vegas. Oh, he does. Every dude walking around the strip is like, buddy, buddy, I hit my wife. Don't worry about it.

It's every guy looks like me and they're wearing a blazer that's a little bit too big for them. Or they just walked in the Old Navy and grabbed the first two things they saw. And they're like, yeah, I can date rape in this. Yeah, yeah. Well, look, we were just talking about what my next career could be. Possibly handing out hooker cards in Vegas. Well, you get to do the schlick schlick.

You love doing that. I watched a European family get into a full-on screaming fight because it was like dad, wife, and like three kids. And the wife has all the kids and is trying to wrangle them going through a crosswalk. And then this man is just walking and he just keeps bending over and picking up every hooker cart off the street. Oh, God bless him. And then he was acting like he was being discreet, but there was a full bend happening.

We all knew what he was doing. Yeah, like, oh, another quarter. Another quarter. Yeah, I'm like, really? Are they coming to the Days Inn when your fucking family is asleep? I would love to direct a documentary someday where I just follow European families as they travel through trash America.

Oh, man. Last year I didn't have a car, and I remember I was on the bus, and I saw these Swedes get on the bus, like a full family of them. I thought, oh, you guys. I'm sure where you're from, white people take the bus. Welcome to God's country, fuckface.

But welcome here. Hide your money in your socks, Sven. Kid's about to go down in Modesto. I literally watched them sit between two homeless people who had, you know, those Beats pills? Yeah. And each of them were listening to a different AM radio station. Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Man, is there a worse guy than the radio on the bus guy? Jesus, man. We're going to fight their conspiracies with our conspiracies. Oh, man, dude. Do you remember when we got really heavy into listening to AM radio rams? Wow. I have still not forfeited that. Oh, really?

Are you still on KFI, AM640, more stimulating talk radio? I listen to KFI, and let me tell you right now, I'm out there. I'm arguing. KFI, are they full on Trump now, or like in fucking QAnon? Have they gone full Q, like InfoWars? Because they were getting more and more as I was tuning out of them. Yeah, it's a lot of dog whistle talk still, which I love. I do enjoy some good dog whistle AM radio talk.

It's my favorite thing. I love going, because I'll be, like I'm going to Central California tomorrow. Nothing I love more than just scanning AM radio and just listening to people chit chat. I actually discovered Spanish Christian rock recently. Whoa. How did you know it was Christian? Couldn't understand a word. It's Reliant K, but it's spelled Q-U-E.

Oh, my God. That was a fucking the best joke for nine people. Yeah. Somebody is doing a backflip and everybody else is like, shut up, you loser. It's a skillet parentheses. I work the Cinco Iron Frenzy. Oh, my only Christian rock band. I know.

So it was a weird ball. Yeah. only Christian rock band I know. Yeah, Skillet's a weird ball. Yeah, Skillet's my English teacher, Mr. Mabowski, this big fat cartoon mouse of a guy. Mr. Mabowski for sure fucking worked with Fievel. Yeah, but he was just like, Skillet rocks, man.

It's good. I played when I was in, when I was like 19, I used to play in this band that I didn't know was a Christian band until pretty deep into the band. I feel like that's the thing with a lot of those bands, though, where two of them are Jesus-y and the other three are like, we can still fuck, right?

Yeah, I had no clue. We've done this with a lot of organizations. Like, yeah, we got this new job, and it turns out we're getting money to some pretty bad guys. I might be a little in ISIS. So what happened, I'm going to jump, there's two stories now. Founded a vape shop, turns out Scientology. Here's when I found out we were a Christian band. We were performing at what was not of this world fest.

Oh, no. And I didn't know it was not of this world fest. I just showed up. Here's a pamphlet and a half pipe, dude. It was a lot of... You ready to get saved by a man in cargo shorts? Dude, a lot of sleeveless shirts with cross tattoos on the biceps. Was it just that King of the Hill episode?

It was literally just like that King of the Hill episode. That is the most accurate episode, dude. I bet Jesus is a lot of places he doesn't want to be. Let me tell you right now. Skillet fucking came out, fucking guitars blazing, and it was the most mediocre 30 minutes I've ever seen. I've seen Skillet live too and they suck ass so we found the two

they got buried by the OC supertones that's how bad they are an Orange County based Christian ska band fucking blew Skillet off the stage the best god loving tones of one county.

The 12th best Christian ska band. Of what, 14? Yeah, pretty much. It is a robust circuit. Oh, really? Ska is the one genre of alternative music Christians are allowed to enjoy because no one's going to accidentally do drugs or have sex.

Oh, that's a fair point. Good point. It's just for dudes with thick glasses. Yeah, it's just a Hawaiian shirt scenario. I don't know if I ever told you. Sorry, I never told you guys this fully because I was embroiled. You're like God and wear a dark lip? Yeah, what?

There was a while last year where I was being investigated by the FTC. I think I told you kind of about this, right? Yeah, you did, yeah. Because of the company I worked for. Oh, that's right. And so my name kept getting dropped. It turns out I was being promoted basically to become a patsy. Whoa.

They told me that you were like – I did not know that part. Where you were like, I'm going to get stock options. I could be like looking at some pretty serious cash. I had stock options. I had 2% in the company, which according to the evaluation, like if they sold that company, I would have made $2 million. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But what happened was things kept getting more and more intense, and I quit, right? Yeah, what was Dion doing while this was happening? The people who stuck around a couple of months later, you guys, anyone can look this up, Allied Wallet, FTC, Google it. The FTC fined my old boss $110 million. And then everybody below him, including where I would have been, $1 million each. So you would have got popped for $1 million. I would have gotten popped. I wouldn't have had to pay, but it would have been a record.

It would have been forever that I'm not allowed to work in finance. Oh, no. Which seems like probably a good move for finance. Which means that sounds like you have $1 million left over and you don't have to work in finance. That's a very good point. That being said, I have started my own credit card processing company. And I'm doing it on the side now. And it's a little side hustle for me.

Yeah, yeah. It's like credit card processing, but it's like the Uber of credit card processing. Do your own credit card processing. Okay, yeah, yeah. So I try to recruit people. And then you pay them. They do their own thing. You're making money while you credit card processing. Okay, yeah, yeah. I try to recruit people. And then you pay them. They do their own thing. You're making money while you're making money.

I love how different this show is when Ramsey's on. Everyone else is like, I did an open mic in the valley and somebody wore a weird shirt and then you're like, yeah, I was being investigated as part of a Ponzi scheme. I don't even know what the FTC is. Federal Trade Commission. Oh, okay, alright. That sounds important.

It was quite important. Yeah, yeah. Okay. $110 million is what my former boss has to pay. God damn. Does he have to speak with an acronym? You tell me. You were like always around this guy.

Yeah. You just have crazy stories about the dude. Remember? Do you remember that? I don't know if you remember. Again, it was like that was a fun arc in the sitcom of this home. Yeah. You know?

One time. Those are Peterman. Yeah, like Ramsey's going to get rich or go to prison. Because this company was just like a huge arc in the sitcom of this home. Yeah. You know? Those are Peterman. Yeah, like, Ramsey's going to get rich or go to prison. Because this company was just, like, a huge company in Europe. And one time, I remember Connor. Oh, dude, this was so good. I rolled up, and I was just wearing. So my boss would just call me into his office, and then he'd shut the door.

And then I would come out of the office. I'd be wearing a new piece of clothing. Yeah. Like he was my boyfriend. Yeah. And it would be funny. Like he was my boyfriend. Yeah. And it would be funny. Like you'd be opening up a box with like a necklace in it, like pretty woman.

I literally came out one time wearing just like fancy European sneakers. And like a weird reversible like hunting jacket. I remember. Oh, we wailed on the jacket on the show on the bonus episode. Yeah. That was part of it. So anyways, you know, unfortunately I will not be investigated by the bonus episode. Yeah, that was part of it. So anyways, unfortunately, I will not be investigated by the FTC. No, but you rolled up one time

and you're on the phone in the driveway. My favorite. And it's like two in the morning and you go, this is a problem very specific to Saudi Arabia. South Korea. South Korea. Oh, South Korea.

Don't worry, we're going to sort it out. It's not going to be an issue. And I'm just standing there laughing. I control it. And you're like, yeah, it's very specific. Don't worry. We're going to sort it out. It's not going to be an issue. And I'm just standing there laughing. I control it. And he's like, yeah, it's every day. No one should be involved in inner global finance and then walk into this house. They literally had no idea. If you have a savings account, you shouldn't be allowed past our fence.

And that's why I was comfortably here for many years. Right. Well, it's like, dude, if you're Saul Goodman lives here, you know what I mean? Oh, man. Some part of me, though, I do kind of think like, man, what a fucking world, dude. I could have rid that to the top. You really could have because that's the place where you can just kind of scheme and fail upwards. And that's kind of your whole deal.

We ended up in trouble for my favorite reason ever because uh we we gave out these prepaid cards for ponzi schemes to pay out their people with okay and those prepaid cards found them found their way into the crimea peninsula which is a sanctioned holy shit so there was like i was having a lot of conversations with like fucking the top people at mastercard and visa who were like how did your cards wind up in in Crimea and we think terrorists might have your cards? You funded global terrorists. Could be. Hopefully.

You know what I mean? I look. And then sometimes terrorists just need to pay bills. Your voice is going so high. That was me. When my voice. Are you trying to get out of trouble with your girlfriend? Dude, there was some sleepless nights for a little while.

I thought I was going to get I was gonna get rolled Pretty hard Yeah Oh yeah dude And I still wouldn't quit Well no They would come up to this You're like yeah But I want that kid

They already got him I think And then this place Has been raided Oh dude It was brutal Apparently Before I got there

There was like instances Where like People would show up to work And the cops were there And they were like confiscated Cause what that Yeah Holy shit

He's a You know He's a scumbag. Anyways, I wish him the best. Yeah, do you know what's going on with him? Do you keep in touch? Well, he had to step down as CEO. What? Yeah. And they changed the name of the company to a different company

so that they can continue to operate. Yep. They are now, we are technically not allied, why? Wallet Incorporated. Divided wallet co. You just get that under new management vinyl banner on the website. Like it's a tapas place by the freeway. You know when a Vons becomes a Johns, now they're like Junite.

Junited Jollits. Allied wallet. He was really obsessed for a week about trying to turn our office into a cool startup. So he hired a guy to come give massages during lunch. But the guy got- He saw one episode of Silicon Valley. Yes. Oh, this will be fun.

He didn't think he started with the ping pong table. He started with the massage guy. He started with the massage guy. But my favorite thing ever was the massage guy got tired about an hour in. And then he left. Well, everyone there is being investigated by the FBI. It's a lot of knots You know

That's a tense office I carry a lot of my stress In my wire So fucking funny man But yeah I remember I called One of the things

That I did right before I left Was I remember I called like A bunch of lawyers And I was like What kind of whistleblower Feed do you think we can get Because I'll spill the fucking beans

Oh yeah You were talking about Wearing a wire Yeah I'll wear a wire And I know that was like, what kind of whistleblower feed do you think we can get? Because I'll spill the fucking beans. Oh, yeah. You were talking about wearing a wire. Yeah. I'll wear a wire. And I know that was like, Ramsey could get a nice check. But also, Ramsey really thinks it would be cool to wear a wire. I honestly would have paid to wear the wire. I don't think he would have paid me.

You'd be like, I brought my own. I went to the spa. Yeah, can I just wear it anyway, even if I'm not doing this? It looks like a Tweety Bird pin. He's going to think it's hilarious. Yeah. Motherfucker loves Tweety Bird. Ramsey, why are your glasses humming?

They're AC-ing them. Don't worry, my shoes are just rewinding again. And you'd come home with these free, what I'm gonna describe as convention vibrators that you'd get in a swag bag. Yeah, because we processed payments for the number one porn processing payment.

But it didn't vibrate to make your pussy feel good. It vibrated like a lawnmower. It was like a threat. Yeah, absolutely. And it wasn't shaped weird. It just looked like a remote to an air conditioner. It was in a box labeled massagers.

Massagers. Oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, and the whole thing was like they basically just handled transactions that were too sketchy for PayPal. Yeah, yeah, that was it. That was what we did. It was basically just like PayPal, be cool, you know? It was pay, we're your real pals. Exactly.

Master card for the kids that smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. It was Van Yod, don't call the cops. Yeah, dude. So it was all like shit porn and sex toys that hadn't been regulated by any kind of government. Any of the listeners, Google Allied Wallet, and the first thing that pops up, you'll see like, it'll be like millionaire guy like fraudster donates $4 million to Trump or something like that. Oh, God. He hadn't, Oh, God.

Dude, so... What? You called Trump? He fucking... You're the only one in this house that saw it coming? Dude, he fucking... How much money did you make on the Trump election, by the way?

I made... $300 or something like that? No, no, no. Way more than that. I made like $2,500. Wow, fuck yeah. I made an insane amount of money. He donated a bunch of money to Hillary

and then he had a... He donated like $4 million to Hillary. All of the office was just littered with pictures of him and Hillary. The day fucking Hillary lost, he fucking... We all just showed up to work and all the pictures were gone and they were him and Trump. There were different pictures of him and Trump. Oh, my God. He had them in his back pocket.

He was ready for just either guy. He was ready for either fucking guy. He bet on both horses, dude. Dude. That's fucking... This guy, like, it's cool. Yeah, he's awesome. It's not good, but that's cool. He's fucking awesome. You it's like, it's cool. Yeah, he's awesome. It's not good,

but it is like, that's cool. He's fucking awesome. He can't help but be charmed by efficient evil. Oh, it's funny. Yeah.

He was constantly bringing us, like he was, he had like his core group of people and I was one of them. Right. And he would bring us into his office constantly and be like,

all right guys, this fucking Elon Musk, how do I get, how do I get more followers than him? Like, he would be like, it would be like a lot of like, this would be your board meeting.

Yeah. And Ramsey would sit there and he'd go and he's just wearing his European sneakers like memes. And he's like memes. That's good. Write that down. You know. He'd spell that. Somebody would be like, you know, we're really being probed pretty hard over these Russian transactions.

He'd be like, quiet, quiet. He was literally like. Hyper loops. What are they? I knew all of his mistresses what about a car that runs on steam you know he's got electricity dude corner i had a lift driver pick me up in a tesla today really and it was very well dude he was like way too excited about driving a tesla it was one of those ones that like has like the super autopilot or whatever yeah so at one point

we're driving on the freeway he goes hey check this out and he literally takes his hands off the wheel while it fucking steers itself around a corner. And I'm just like, tight. Don't ever do that again. That's so tight. Yeah. Nice, man. They talked about fucking a Tesla for like 30 minutes.

Well, I've done the math. That's fucking sad, dude. What about his mistresses? That sounded good. Oh, I used to pay out his mistresses. You were paying out mistresses? What? That's awesome.

His mistress is named Greet. Okay. So he, okay. What? That's awesome. His mistress is named Greet. Okay. So he, okay. God damn it, dude. What planet did Jabba the Hutt kidnap her from? Another thing I would like the Mean Boys fans to Google is Million Conscious. I think it's called Model Turned Superstar. He created a fake reality show so he could get like 27, 19-year-old runaways to an island.

And he just fucked all of them and pretended that they were making a TV show. Who won? Whoa. He did. Yeah, I guess. Whoa. What?

What? Did he have like a fake camera crew? Dog, he recorded the whole thing, and it's a horrible TV. It's a horrible TV show. Wait, it exists, and you can watch it? I don't know if you can watch it. Model turned superstar? Model turned superstar. Holy shit. And then write Andy if you can watch it. Model Turn Superstar? Model Turn Superstar and then write

Andy just to be sure. His name was Andy? There was an interview with him and guys from TMZ kind of making fun of him about it. But he was too thick to realize they were making fun of him. I found the trailer. Should we watch it right now real quick? Oh, this show

exists. Yeah, okay. Let's watch a quick trailer of Model Turn Superstar. Google Model Turn Superstar Andy. We can fucking blast this in for everybody. Yeah, that's great. This is like a real... You can watch it on Amazon. So this is just a setup.

This is my former boss, Lebanese billionaire, guy who just did nothing but spend hundreds of thousands of dollars a day printing fake magazine articles about himself. All right, so we're going to start right now. All right. So this was, I think, during the craze right after America's Top Model, and he wanted to do his own version of it, and this is it. All right, just hot chicks on the beach. It's just hot chicks flashing.

Holding on to my cash. Like a shitty, again, like a Survivor set if you just got all the shit from Party City. Yeah, this looks like it was shot for 10 minutes. Yeah. This man legitimately has no background in any media whatsoever. Slow-mo without the slow-mo camera, so the frames are just clipping. By the way, 19 versions of the same chick, by the way. Oh, yeah.

You've definitely got to type. You know what I mean? You know, boy, I was about to say something very... No dialogue or exposition on the show just so far. Now they all went... Put your girls shouting, Not at the same time enough I believe Insert shots of a hermit crab

I believe the one Fuck The one who won Is his current mistress Oh shit okay Yeah And he's got like a wife He's got a wife and a kid

His kid would always roll up Into the office And I'd fucking hate him I'd want to show him No understanding from the Scores of what this show is Yeah no How old was the kid? The kid was like six How long is this fucking trailer? into the office and I'd fucking hate him. I'd want to show him. No understanding from the score of what this show is. Yeah, no. How old was the kid?

The kid was like six. How long is this fucking trailer? He was the worst kid that ever lived. Dude, he would just walk in. You ever see a fucking six-year-old who has a net worth more than you'll ever own?

Oh, dude, it's Jesus Christ. It's heavy, dude. Not since when I watched Shark Tank and I see the children have I been so mad. Oh, I don't watch Shark Tank, but that sounds bad. You gotta watch Shark Tank.

How long is this trailer? It's like three minutes. Oh, my God. It Shark Tank, but that sounds bad. You gotta watch Shark Tank. How long is this trailer? It's like three minutes. It's about three minutes and we're about... Where's the guy, dude? I want to see the fucking show. They've got... Well, stop getting shots of this dirty photographer. Is that him? No. No way. This is so

fucking bad. Oh, man, dude. We can watch all... I'm gonna have to check this out. I believe he's produced several movies that Greed has been in since. Oh man, dude. We can watch all of it. I'm gonna have to check this out. I believe he's produced several movies that Greet has been in since. Oh no. Greet! Yeah, yeah. The Mistress is not a secret then. No, it's not a secret. You can Google his name

and Greet and it pops up. Okay. Gotcha. I would love if this is the episode that gets us like assassinated. Oh, this is the episode. We might get a cease and desist but it'll be me. Okay, well yeah, no, this is the... We might get a cease and desist, but it'll be me. That's it. Okay, well, yeah, no, this is all...

Look. That's what they get for not making me sign an NDA on the way out. This podcast, I believe, qualifies as journalism. Yeah. They went and asked

for advice. Yeah, we might as well be. Yeah. What is it? It's just hot chick... It's just wild on E, but edited bad. This looks like... This whole trailer looks like what the Fyre Festival promised.

Yes. Well, it's just them just walking in different directions, but there's no one. Dude, just an office full of people who literally just as a joke would watch this on a weekly basis. Oh, for sure, yeah. There's a great episode of Larry King's show where he's on it, too. He's great. Oh, yeah. And it's like fucking, you know, like on Howard Stern, you got to watch America's Got Talent

so you can come talk to him about it. Oh, yeah. It's just like in the boardroom. It's like, what did you think? I thought Bianca had to go. I mean, she had a lot of spunk, but she was she's causing division in the ranks. I had to make a tough call. I'm going to fuck her six more times.

Then I think we're going to let her go. I just want to point out we are at minute three, four, and it's not clear what the show's about yet. No. It just looks like they're just having a good time on an island. And they didn't explain it. You know what else they never did in that trailer for that show? Say the name of the show or put up any graphics

where you can find the show. It's got a thousand views. He was just one of these guys. You could never talk him out. He just had a quadrillion dollars and would just fucking spend his money on whatever. That just looked like a video that would be playing on a TV at the airport. Yeah. Like, fuck.

Just, dude, enjoy scenic wherever you're going. Yeah. Or hotel TV. Yes. A hundred percent. Yeah. In between that is shots of the hotel steakhouse. Yeah.

You could put any product at the end of that commercial and it would have worked yeah absolutely you know what i mean yeah it could have been tampons you could have been resorts you could have just been like pepsi and i'd be like all right yeah it's still not the worst pepsi yeah no point holy shit dude well now what are you doing now what's the what's your are you just a full-time lift i'm i'm i'm trying to hustle i did just get an a job offer that i think i may take for some for a tech company that oh okay what we're talking about uh no this is a legit yeah not the one not the not tiktok i was up for a job at tiktok they have not gotten back to me yeah about that yeah they've not there they were supposed to get back to me on friday they didn't get back to me that

being said i got another offer on friday and i just i accepted it so i'll probably be there for a little while okay yeah dude Yeah, dude. Let me say the big ass ram dog was let's just say I'm getting harassed pretty frequently from debt collectors. It's like you got accepted into Hogwarts over here. Yeah. It's a real rainbow of pastues.

I opened up a letter the other day while I was here and it was just like a lot of bees just flew out. They've run out of colors and it was just like a lot of bees just flew out. They've run out of colors, and they've just gone to angry brown. It was from Citibank, and I was telling Connor, I'm like, I'm a little worried because they usually don't send things in the shape of an envelope. It was like legal document shapes.

You're like, oh, no, it's heavy. I'm in trouble. So I opened it up, and they were like, you owe us $6,500. If you pay us $1,500, we'll call it even. And I was like, that seems like a good deal. And Connor was like, what's the date on that? And I was like, May 31st. Oh, no.

So it's expired. But yeah. Well, no, you read that and you're like, pretty good. No deal. That's what you said. Yeah, because, yeah, you know, these fucking debt collectors. And I feel like there's more and more every time to the point where i'm waiting for the time you come over to the house and you're just wearing a barrel with suspenders for clothes it's like well they got me

boys well just like what they're going to repo your ironic acts like what can they really take well you know that's the thing that's been going on really is i've been making an uh well guys they the a bunch of guys with coveralls came over and they took Paige's late night set. They took all 200 from her.

She doesn't have it anymore. They towed all 200 copies of that free porn magazine I got an article in. Oh, fuck yeah. I still never even saw that one of those. I have been making

a concerted effort with Tonight Excluded to dress better because Opie had informed me that I was starting to dress like Michael Moore. Oh, man. When a black person says something spot on about your outfit, it resonates with you. You think about it. You carry it with you for weeks. It shakes in your bones.

It's in there for a while. Lately, I've been trying to wear T-shirts that aren't this shirt particularly that are super wrinkled. I've been just trying to comb my hair occasionally. Right. I just, when he said that to me, it stung. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's no bouncing back from that. There's a couple of things a black dude can say to you that there's no bouncing back from.

I saw you the other day randomly just driving over, and you know what's good? Yeah, yeah. So I was like trying to, you know, I'm trying to look better. I've lost a significant amount of weight. I've talked about this every single time I've been on this podcast. But I've lost like almost 30 pounds now. Really? It's pretty crazy, yeah.

I didn't even know I had that weight to lose. Neither did I, man. Why? Well, you're just, you're weighing the oils and nuts and, you know. I mean, it's fucking. You want to do keto party snacks? Dude, if I'm at a party and they don't have olive oil for me to just chug on a little bit, fuck that party. It's disrespectful, dude.

It's an ableist party and there's no business being there. You said shots. It's literally my favorite thing is I'll just go, do you have any by any chance macadamia nut oil? Maybe just like one of those Justin's almond butter things I could squeeze into my mouth. A I had a stick of butter, I could just kind of lick on like a popsicle. Preferably ghee if you got it. Yeah. I'd like it to be. The most insufferable butter.

Yeah. I'd just like a hospital butter pack to go-gurt into my mouth. Oh, dude. But no, it's. Your coat is looking shiny and strong. Thank you so much. You got a robust pelt. Yeah.

Things have been going, you know, just slightly better than terrible lately. And I'm blessed. I just love every time. Just what I think, you can't really escalate the corner you're working of indebted scam guy. Well, look, guys. It gets better. I had a realization the other day. I realized all of my problems were, you know, they were directly correlated with something.

You know, I looked right in the mirror and I saw Paige standing right behind me. Oh, come on. I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried. I tried. I mean, if we were on Terrestrial, that would have killed. Yeah. If we were doing Drive Time after Rick D's.

You've reached your peak. The lines would be on fire. They would be like, my wife. I'll never know. Anytime a guy is on stage talking about how much he hates his wife, I love it.

Dude, I, I don't know her, but I probably hate that bitch too. I fucking love my wife jokes so, in the office we were talking where there's a bit

about like a suggestion box and I just went, suggestion box, that's what I call my wife. Ah, dude, that's good stuff. I laughed for like five minutes, which was about four minutes,

45, longer than everybody else. Literally, we were trying to do another thing. Connor was just giggling about his own bad joke. Just like she's got a box. She's always making suggestions. It's perfect. Even our old Italian boss was like, all right, buddy.

Cool. I know. Yeah. Our fucking fire chief that we work for exactly our fucking guy the racist guy at a deli in a spike lee movie who signs our page he's the funniest looking motherfucker i've ever he's my favorite guy it's just so weird because every single one of these situations that i've ever been in whether it's a production office or whatever there's like two guys where you're like how the fuck did this guy get here? And how is he like at the top?

It's such an interesting thing. Like, I mean, I don't know this guy particularly. You get why he's there. Yeah. He's fucking brilliant. He's been working forever. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Wow.

We actually haven't had any of the like fucking that guy that always the teleprompter guy that sucks. You guys got a good crew? Yeah. I had a rivalry growing with this one teleprompter guy that I kept having jobs with sure oh yeah you fucking hated that because didn't we get him on we got him on something yeah yeah well we won't say what yeah yeah he was just a dick about it like i had to like go like fix up some lines for someone that was having a tough time reading them you know and he's just like if that's what you want. And it's like, does nobody else need to make $30 an hour scrolling?

Yeah, he was kind of a bone smoker. Well, do you know if you guys ever need a handyman around your office or something? Kind of like a Joe Rogan news radio sort of thing going on. Oh, yeah. We need somebody to elbow the fucking jukebox. Was that his job on news radio to just be like fix things? Yeah, he was like the janitor slash handyman of the office.

Oh, okay. I've never seen an episode of news radio. Great sitcom. We just patch up this hole where Phil Hartman used to be. Did they do more after he died? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they replaced him.

He dies on the show and they replaced him with... John Lovitz. Yeah. John Lovitz. Yeah, it was great. Downgrade. I'll tell you what. I like John Lovitz. I'll tell you what Yeah, it was great. Downgrade. I'll tell you what.

I like John Lovitz. I'll tell you what. Andy Dick does live across the street. Why don't we bring him in here to talk about news radio? He keeps showing up, man. Have you seen him recently? I haven't seen him in a while. I saw him with Jordan a few days before we went to Vegas.

He just went, meow, just kind of buzzed by. God damn, dude. Good for him, man. I felt less bad when I thought he was just here buying heroin, because I'm like, well, at least he's living somewhere. But I'm like, oh, you live here now. Oh, buddy. You go to my liquor store.

Yeah. Wow, man. And you got the brown bag from the liquor store, the big one that says, I buy food there. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, I was such a fan of that show, News Radio, and he was the guy. I was like, I got to be just like Andy Dick. Well, you're getting there. I'll tell you what, it turns out I was just like him

for a little bit. For about three years. Fuck, dude. Oh, you're talking about the Ritalin days? Ritalin days, living in this neighborhood, just general, all that stuff.

Yeah, fuck, dude. Are you still on? I'm thinking about getting back on Ritalin. You know, man, I always think about getting back on Ritalin. I really have been thinking,

I'm like, dude, it was kind of nice to have, it was kind of nice to be on meth. I back on Ritalin. I really have been thinking. I'm like, dude, it was kind of nice to be on meth. I feel about Ritalin. Just a little bit of meth. I feel about Ritalin the way everybody in the Middle East feels about Saddam Hussein. Bring him back for a little bit. You know what I mean? You know, I mean, he would whip this situation into shape. It's not ideal.

You know what I mean? You think this pile of laundry would be on my bed? Oh, not at all. Yeah, but Riddle ends the same way Saddam Hussein actually ends. Yeah, yeah. A lot of fun in the public square.

No, you in a hole in the ground. Oh, you mean him on top, baby. He ended on top. I'll never forget the day Keith came home and I was just puking in the driveway

because I just overdosed on Adderall. I remember. I know. You overdosed? Well, in fairness, it was Mexican Adderall. Why did you get

Mexican Adderall? There's you get Mexican Adderall? There's a comedian, I'll tell you off the air, who is good for Mexican Adderall, if anyone's interested. Great. He goes down to Mexico. He buys all the things you can want. Kind of him, actually. Yeah.

Well, it's a good deal. Talk to Mexican Adderall. Don't tell me how to excel. The story is about how it poisoned our friend and you're like, who's daddy like? Here's one thing. I'm larger than him. I have a bigger constitution.

And in fairness, I was, here's why I think I peed. I don't eat nothing but nut oils, so I have something in my stomach to settle the add-on.

Fair enough, you got a taco in there. I'm not dropping it into Sting's jacuzzi, which is what I call Ramsay's digestive tract. I have not shit in weeks. And it is, I barely shit anymore. I'm not kidding anymore i'm not kidding the bodybuilding and i'm just like eating protein

all day and it's just like it's it's a full james brown song of sweating to like pop out like a fucking hard rope dude thin and hard and it's not satisfying yeah oh it's not satisfying at all but that being said the reason why i think i puked was i took i was on an empty stomach i took two adderalls washed it down with a rock star and i had nicotine lozenges in my mouth that is a that you also yeah well i remember dude you tried to you were like yeah i think i'm fine i think i just i don't know i got the flu or i ate a clam or something you were just like we've got all these bullshit excuses i'm like oh you ot'd on adderall dude i was like hiding it from my girlfriend, and I realized while I was doing it, I'm like, oh, I'm a drug addict.

Yeah. This is what they do. Man, yeah, you sure were slash did. See, and Keith was being so arrogant as to say it was the Mexican Adderall's fault. Come on. The noble, bluish, gray pill from south of the border that came into this country to try to do a jobs American Adderall doesn't want to do. Like be inside Ramsey. Xenophobe much?

Jesus. I'm just like, you, I get it. Do what you got to do to get out of bed. But you, like, you've made it for six months and you're going to get into pills now? It's funny. You have no idea how much it hurts me to hear somebody say, you do what you gotta do. I was kidding.

That was rude. No, no, no, but I also agree with you. I don't actually think that. But I do, though. I do. That's what drugs are for. That's what opiates are for. Do what you gotta do. Get out of bed. Get to your job. It's like, dude, we start

at 8.30. Got to get up. How am I going to do that if not by doing Mexican? I'm buying you coffee. I'm either doing that or I'm getting really high, and I don't know which one's better. Well, I'm not going in sober. I'll tell you that much. This guy.

I'm smoking CBD. Who the fuck do I think I am? I'm on that as well. Are you hitting the CBD too? CBD rocks. Yeah, what the fuck? Am think I am? I'm on that as well. Are you hitting the CBD too? CBD rocks. Yeah. What the fuck? Who the fuck?

Am I that lady at the office? Ooh, it calms my anxiety. Shut the fuck up and take some Mexican Adderall. Get some work done. Take Mexican Adderall or- Get some work done. All right? I think CBD is disrespectful to all the black men in jail.

I really do. Because we're just going, I'm not touching you. Yeah. Yeah. They got locked up for 55 years and we're like, hey, you know that thing you got locked up for? Ooh, we took it all out and now we're smoking all the kids. We melted the fun part out and now I can do it at church. We turned it into Diet Coke.

Have fun with your friends. My grandma likes this. My dad has recently been like, yeah, give me this BCD. BCD. I try it. Oh, wow, dude. Well, he's not BCD. BCD. I try it. Yeah, so I'm going to get him. Oh, wow, dude. Well, he's not allowed to.

He's never had liquor, right? He's never had. No, he used to own a bar, the Twilight Zone in Long Beach. Sure. And then he said that he used to take these things called Black Beauties, which was Adderall back in the day. Diet pills. Diet pills. And they would take them as Adderall.

My grandma used to take, get how fucking lame and country my family is. My grandma got fucking diet pills so she could get up early enough to go night fly fishing with her gal pals. God damn it, dude. What the fuck kind of Norman Rockwell shit is that? Connor, you... Speeding out of her mind fly fishing

off the fucking rocks in Santa Barbara. That does sound like something a tweaker would do, though, is just go midnight fly fishing. And I don't mean to minimize whatever you went through in your life, Connor, but whenever people go like comedic comedy comes from this fucked up ass i'm like connor literally has an i just one of the most picturesque families so you can go suck a dick i know i just visited them they showed me pictures on an ipad of france

you gotta take me with you one of these days that's the whitest thing i've ever heard i know i feel like i jam well with your parents. My dad has 12 pairs of New Balance sneakers, and each is for a very specific purpose, and he can't wait to tell you about it. I love, your dad is doing this thing where he's just living the fuck out of his life. Dude, he retired, and he just straight up does old guy shit. He can do all the shit he wants to do. He fixes guitar amps. He's looking into 3D printing.

He flies model jets with other old guys. Oh, my God. That rocks. At hot places. He goes on cruise tours of weird European shit and takes pictures of panorama castles. He loves it. He plays in multiple cover bands. He's very busy with his cover bands

Is it all Kiss? It's Kiss It's John Cougar Melon Can That's a lot Oh yeah for sure JCM Yeah yeah He just opened for Dishwalla

His big bucket list item JR of Dishwalla I learned the songs to go Back the old man up Dude what a fucking life, man. Oh, yeah, and he plays with the Happy Crowd, which is a kid's band. You know, Islam is we're forbidden to listen to any music with drums. That's a real.

Is it real? That's a real. Cat Stevens, when he became use of Islam, what he did was he cut the drums, and now he just sings it. You can sing, but you's got to be about it. You got to work Islam into it. You got to be of one reference at all times. At all times, dude.

Wow, dude. That's insane. What is it? I don't know. It's like, I mean, it's just it's got to be Islam centric. Muhammad's got to be in the song something. It's got to be. Yeah.

It can't. It got to be moving the ball forward. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. I wonder if that's we can't have drums. What do we replace them with?

I don't know. What about that lady going – That was pretty good. I know. Yeah, yeah. You sound like some of my favorite songs. I'm surprised that I pulled that off. Well, Keith, that started off – you found your footing, and you were successfully racist.

Yeah, man. Oh, no one ever sounded like that? No, but you hit successfully racist. And I'm proud of you. Oh, no one ever sounded like that. No, but you hit the mark. All that music was like, they're just putting that in Starbucks in like 2008. We like this now. We're cool. We get it. We're finally over 9-11.

Everybody was like, are we done pretending? We're over 9-11. We're going to make this Starbucks sound like Black Hawk Down. Yeah, dude. Look, it's going to be six months before somebody makes any more soft jazz. So everybody fucking hang out for a second. We're over 9-11 We're gonna make this Starbucks sound like Black Hawk Down Yeah dude Look it's gonna be Six months before Somebody makes any more Soft jazz

So everybody fucking Hang out for a second I want it to feel like A call of duty Really think about Blood soaking into sand While you get your scone Jesus dude

Oh my god That's why I can't It's like I'm getting A frappuccino At the Wailing Wall You wanna do another one? You wanna see if you Got another hit in you?

Not bad. That was worse. It was definitely worse. No, each one was better. All right, you do one. All right. Do it. Do it.

Do it. I like it. Yours had too much melody to it. Okay. I like now this is what people think the Mean Boys podcast is. Well, it is. It's always been this. It's them trying to sound like that music they don't know the name of the genre of.

Ramsey, you got one? Well, I mean, I can't fake it because I know real shit. Oh, so you can actually do it. You know what I mean? I got that like Hello Wake him up For the listening audience or as he did where you put your finger to your ear like Christina Aguilera doing the national anthem.

That's part of it. You gotta throw that Check my levels I imagine while you're doing that you're trying to break a glass with a glass with a Star of David on it. Alright guys You're trying to break a lamp so the Cheney can get it. Alright well All right, guys. You're trying to bring a lamp so that Cheney can get out. All right.

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The Mean Boys. The Mean Boys. The Mean Boys. The Mean Boys guest is back. We're not doing a whole segment of this, like the country lawyer thing. You're actually kind of good at it, which makes me feel racist. Well, I feel racist because I'm like, I want you to know some of this voice cracking is just me. I want you to know that that is not really as intentional as it might sound.

Look, I can't. It's a hard thing. They do. They're very good at it. I can't sing. I just keep it to the quips. Dude, my dad, because he loved leading prayers in mosque, and he's all about that, dude. That fool will get up and just like fucking build him out.

He'll crush it. He'll fuck. And he's good. He sounds good, dude. Oh, shit. That sucks so bad. It's so funny. It's cooler than a John Cougar melon can band.

It gets upset Arabic for opening up this fucking pit, and then it just rips. Dude, fucking, well, your dad, when I fucking met Keith's biological dad up in Washington, it's just, you go to his shed, and it's just all these bands he's been in with stickers, and it's like, oh, yeah, the electric toilets. They were pretty good. Yeah. It's all shit like that. Yeah, the scorched dick hairs or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. We're outhouse supreme. And well, it's just me and this one guy. And we made the stickers before we wrote the songs. We're plungers for hats. There's a backstory to it. We drink a lot of good beers in that band. I think that is so cool.

It's fun, man. Yeah. I'm looking. I'm now looking for it. I'm like, seeing my dad, I'm like, oh, it's going to be fun to be retired. You know what I mean? I can't wait to talk about all the shit we did when we were 70. I hope I have kids and

I'm going to ship back to them, of course. And they're all like, look at all these failed podcasts my dad started. That's our father, the big ass ram dog. When is the time to pick me up from soccer practice, dad? Hope he did it. You weirdly still spend more time with Omid Singh than you did us.

All right, guys. We're all fired up. Now we're into the show. It's time to get in the Mexican joke. All right. Okay. I'll kick it get in the Mexican joke. All right. Okay. I'll kick it off this week. You kick it off.

I got one. There's a new viral trend where women on top during sex are spelling coconut with their hips. This replaces the last big viral trend in sex, AIDS. Yeah, the coconut thing. I'm like, ow. You know, like all the stuff where the girl Is moving her vagina On the dick It's like I'll allow it

I want everyone To have a good time Totally It feels horrible Yeah yeah You know Me and my guy We did the coconut thing

Because we saw that And we're like Well we gotta give it a shot How was it? I feel like It felt 5% better But it seemed like She was having to work

200% harder So wait How does this work exactly? It's like you're up there and you're riding on the dick and you kind of go like C, O, C Yeah. Before you call me a diva, again as a

guy who does not come from sexual intercourse, I'm the ultimate team player. Oh boy. See my thing is when I'm on top I just spell out I, I, I, I, I, I, I Yeah. Well you know what's mean? See, my thing is when I'm on top, I just spell out I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Yeah. Well, you know what's a good one is missionary, and you just like attack the dick in from alternating angles.

You know what I mean? I feel like you're going to slip and pop a wall out, though. No. I mean, it does make a when you pull it out in the wrong. It doesn't. I wish it did. If it did, I would be doing that for 20 minutes and no sex would be being accomplished. You'd be like doorstopping my pussy and make something happen.

It's like we're opening a can of tennis balls. This is fun. You're miking it up. Hey, want to hear me pop the jiff? Is Michael Winslow in your pussy? You want to hear the windshield wipers? Yeah, no, that's a good one. I'm trying to expand my sexual repertoire. You want to hear the windshield wipers? Yeah, no, that's a good one.

I'm trying to expand my sexual repertoire. But yeah, the whole, like, I'm going to fuck you. I'm always just kind of like, that, everything you're doing hurts. Yeah, I like the lady up there. It's just like the smell of that. I do, too, and it's cool for a bit, but it's mostly aesthetically cool. I'm like, oh, hey, look at all the taste and everything, and she looks beautiful. That's kind of my thing, too. I yeah it's a good view the coconut thing i really just couldn't get out of like well there's the c and the o and the n you're both thinking about it well

then you could feel us both at the same moment realize how are we gonna pull this t off right where it's like it was just kind of like a weird shimmy situation have you ever been on antidepressants what's up uh no okay yeah i dude i'm with connor on this one i i just like it's it's so weird it's so i don't want to say unpleasurable but there is just like a just like a it's like you know what it is the first two minutes are really pleasurable and then you just your dick goes numb as fuck yeah i had to give myself a maintenance jack today because i haven't been i've been uh i haven't been watching pornography yeah which is like that's good by the way don't you really will feel better if you just don't fucking watch a shitload of porn.

You feel way better. I try to limit my porn intake as much as I can. Yeah. And I hit a maintenance. And I was sitting on, I don't know, like a five-day load, something like that. And even that, it was just kind of like, and now it's gone. And now it's gone. My orgasm was just not that like climactic

yeah yeah it wasn't like i still enjoy like the intimacy of sex i like it a lot it's very nice i'm stoked to have it but totally totally it's like i'm not like oh my god you know yeah i got to do some weird shit and it's got to be like a complete you know i don't even i can't i don't even have the weird shit like i'm like they're, they're always like, what are you? What can I? I'm like, I don't know. I'm having a good time. You know, it's, yeah, I don't know. It's such a, it's an intimacy problem, ultimately. Probably, yeah.

I wonder what we both have in common. I know. Do you have a denial? Did you have a denial about it for any point? About being molested? No, no, not that it happened, but that it affected your sexual sort of uh no i i remember me once for bringing it up like up not yelled at me but you shut it down like you were kind of denied in what like in terms of like an intimacy with people yeah because we were talking about it at one point and it did and

like i was like well maybe it has something to do with that and you were like no it's not that and like no i don't it doesn't prevent me from being close or caring with people. I'm very close and caring and affectionate and stuff. I am very self-critical and anxious when I have sex a lot of the time. Less so than I was when I was a younger man. But yeah, it's mostly that. It's kind of like just a difficulty being in the moment and enjoying myself. If you are.

Yeah. Again, it does. Sometimes you ever feel like you're watching you're like basically without playing yourself having sex in a video game yeah without it out like the dissociating thing it happens all the time and and for me i realized after talking to like a therapist about it was it was just like yeah you develop a weird relationship with sex and then you it's like it's like you the weird thing happens and then you develop a weird thing after that and then you keep like the weird thing happens, and then you develop a weird thing after that, and then you keep doing the weird thing over and over and over again, and the next thing you know.

For me, when I started masturbating, I would try not to masturbate because I was trying to be Christian at the time. Your parents aren't Christian, though. No, I wasn't raised with any religion. I just realized I was going to die when I was 12, and I was like, well, I better believe in this heaven shit because fuck that. Yeah, absolutely. So I was like trying. And it was like, it's impossible not to jack off when you're 12 and you discover jacking off. Are you kidding me? And you go into your grandma's bedroom and she has DSL.

Get the fuck out of here. It's game over for you. Yeah, grandma's got those dick sucking lips. Dick sucking lips. Oh, shit. I remember his girlfriend. I remember everybody would be like, dude, she's got DSL. And I'm like, fuck, dude, that's crazy.

And I did not know what it meant everybody would be like, dude, she's got DSL. And I'm like, fuck, dude, that's crazy. And I did not know what it meant. I was like, dude. When you had DSL, like when you were hooked up with the DSL house as a kid, you're like, bro, this is fucking nuts, man. I am literally the guy holding the mouse with the Hawaiian shirt surfing on the actual web of the internet. This is amazing. Am I the net master?

Did you guys ever get caught looking at porn when you were like early age, early years? Oh, yeah. No, my parents caught me, yeah. Now, do they catch you like, oh, Did you guys ever get caught looking at porn when you were like early age? Oh yeah. My parents caught me. Now do they catch you like oh we know what you've been looking at? Or did they open the door? My dad did something I still don't know how to do which is find the deleted search

history. I tried to find it and delete it before he could delete it and I couldn't figure it out. I googled. I don't know how he did it. Sucked. My mom walked in on me mid jack oh i had the and and and this is why well i shouldn't say it's why i believe but like when women talk or anybody talks about like that that like oh i froze kind of thing dog i fucking know that feeling because i froze literally mid-stroke like yeah i just couldn't move. And I was watching Milfport, which was even like a stranger.

She's like, I am an M. Why would you F this M? Oh, dude, it was fucking rough. You know that story I told on the podcast? I used to be in my stand-up act when I first started about my dad walking and me jacking off and he's scared to come out of me. Yeah, the adrenicum. He's scared to come out of you. I was jacking off in the living room. My dad came home. He's scared to come out of me. Yeah, the adrenicum. Yeah. He's scared to come out of you. I was jacking off in the living room.

My dad came home. He's scared to come out of me. Oh, my God. And I was just about to finish. He goes, honey, I'm home. And I'm blah. And my mom listens. And she told my dad.

And I guess he has no recollection of it. Yeah. So I guess he just didn't. I guess I fooled him. Yeah. You would have gotten away with it if you didn't tell that story publicly for five years. I guess. Yeah, well, not that I don't give a shit now.

Yeah, he probably knows you jack off now. I think the genie's out of the bottle. Well, yeah, I think they might even know I fuck. I think they might have figured it out. Mrs. McSpadden, cover your ears. I can't believe that, Ted. I've told this story about the weird porn note I wrote when I was a kid that I was going to tie to a balloon, right? What the fuck?

No, no, no. When you were wishing for porn? Kind of. This is genie in a bottle. Well, that was how you wrote a letter to White Trash Santa Claus. I thought I told it on this podcast. Maybe I told it on a different podcast. But this is, I don't think I've ever told it.

This is a pretty great one. So I was like real little. By the way, I've known Keith for seven years how am I still finding these how is there always more I was very young I was like like the Pixar movie you up yeah come on that's

gonna be so much better in a second that's a great joke fucking no I was like seven years old and I just kind of like discovered what sex was and I was sort of like well I want to do sex like I want to get down on that yeah but I didn't really understand so I swear to god I remember this was my plan as a little kid I wrote a list of things I was like I want to put my wiener in your lady butt or whatever I think I got I think I referred to a vagina as a hairy at that point that was oh good for you

but I had like a whole thing. I drew charts and diagrams in case they were confused. And my plan was to put this in a balloon, float the balloon, and then whoever found the balloon when it popped would be like, well, I guess I'll go fuck that seven-year-old. I swear to God, I don't know why. I thought that was funny. When You Wish Upon a Star was playing. But my mom found it, and then we were hanging out with my stepdad

and a bunch of his prison buddies or whatever. Sure. And she read it in front of everybody while I was there. How are you not traumatized? I am. I'm deeply broken inside. But no, dude, I remember this guy fucking Brad, who was this weird shitbag Nazi trying to be a homie, though. And he's just like, hey, man, dude's perv out sometimes.

And they gave me a beer, and I went to he's just like, hey, man, dude's perv out sometimes. And they gave me a beer and I went to bed like that was. Wow, dude. I was like, thanks, Nazi. I love Brad. That's fucking rad. Sucks. That's worse than poetry. That's worse than it's one of the worst things that ever happened to me.

Fuck, dude. Yeah. Big ass rammed. All right. Let's do it. Representative Ilhan Omar called Donald Trump a racist in an opinion piece published earlier this morning. The president sent an official response via Twitter stating, quote, I didn't read the article as I don't subscribe to the shit back in stand time. The shit back in stand time.

It's possibly my favorite joke I've ever written The shit bag is 10 times The shit bag is 10 times Wow, dude Well, guys, a new study says that American workers have less vacation time than medieval peasants Even worse, shitting outside, now frowned upon You know, like, if you're gonna make us be the modern day techno-surf Yeah Let us, the freedom of shitting in the streets would be a pretty big bet. I'll take that over dental.

No one has to go anywhere because you can get everything delivered to your house, so just let the streets be the poop. Yeah. Homeless people can do it. Yeah, well, they can start growing stuff. If you're poor and you still got to walk, you deserve to walk through shit. I think we're making the world a better place here. A new smart crib is on sale that'll rock your baby to sleep so you don't have to. One Amazon review reads, one star, the funeral is on Thursday.

Iraq's unemployment rate dropped from 14% in 2016 to 9% because I guess when you're killed in a drone strike, the government no longer counts you as unemployed. You have left the workforce. You got a job as a grave holder. Dirt filler. Your job is to turn into more oil eventually to keep the tourism business alive. You really have a gasoline internship. You know what a 0% unemployment rate? Hiroshima.

Everybody's job was hide. That's funny. They wanted a lot of help. There was a lot of help on its side. Hiroshima. Please, somebody. Well, guys, there's a new hat that lets you charge your phone using solar power

It's great if you like going to the beach but hate having sex with people It fucking looks so stupid There's just like a plug that solar panel's on the hat It has like a Fiverr.com logo on the front of the hat What kind of hat is it?

It's like a snapback-y bro hat and then just a cord that dangles down and then the dude in the article is like capri sun leveled extra just i'm looking at instagram and it's like hey i'm the robocop of buying beer for teenagers why don't you stop being poor and get a new iphone all right they've planned obsolescence your battery don't don't spend spend the hat money could go to that. Shaq was spotted at a dubstep festival. It was the first time he'd seen Deadmau5 since he saved Mr. Jangles on the Green Mile. If I had seen the Green Mile.

That's a perfect joke. I believe it was. You guys know I'm really into dubstep now? It's literally all I listen to. I had a dubstep phase a few years ago. We knew that this was coming. Dude, Zomboi, fucking Skrillex. I'm fucking just getting deep into it.

Is that how you say it? Skrillex? How am I supposed to say it? Skrillex. I thought it was Skrillex. It could be just Skrillex. I don't know. Did you ever like Sonny Moore when he was in a band called From First to Last?

Did you ever hear that? It's like, to me, I go, I'm like, I love this guy. I love everything he's doing. I love all of this. He reinvented himself, you know? We've preached about this on this podcast before, but if you ever have a few minutes, watch the video for Purple Lamborghini because it stars Rick Ross, Skrillex, and Jared Leto as the Joker.

Oh, dude. And it's the single worst thing I've ever seen in my life. It is. I'm being honest, you guys. I do foresee a world where I make some money at some point, and then I buy a DJ kit, and I try to learn how to. I'm not saying I would do it professionally. No, dude.

That is absolutely a cut sheet from the future. I think that's when the intervention happens, I think, right? My buddy Ryan's sister had this fucking boyfriend that just, he's that guy that I love so much who gets the hobby he buys the nicest shit yeah quits three weeks he had a full screen printing army of equipment and he had all the dj over it never fucking it nothing happened you really want to get five grand deep in a hobby before you try it i just just. And they used it as like a catering tape. It was like just nothing.

Yeah. I just think it would be so great if like I just DJ like a couple nights at like a bar. You know what I mean? That'd be pretty funny. I think you'd have a lot of fun with that. And you'd be like, look, I've put a lot of work into curating the vibe here at Ram Dog Tuesdays. Get rammed to Tuesdays. Oh, yeah, dude. Ram it up.

Let's see. All right. here we go Forever 21 plus size customers Received samples of Atkins snack bars With their orders this week Which some have interpreted as body shaming The company responded on Wednesday In a press release by stating Forever 21 is dedicated to a culture of inclusiveness

As long as you're not one of those Disgusting pieces of shit Who's older than 22 I know I saw that Did you see that? That is such a dick on the table move As long as you're not one of those disgusting pieces of shit who's older than 22. I know, I saw that. Did you see that? That is such a dick on the table move. It's fucking Forever 21.

The whole idea of the store is ageism. I'm sorry your Diet Coke joggers were rude to you. Also, since when do they have plus sizes at Forever 21? I think they're plus sizes. I've tried to go to a Forever 21. They're just like, we got nothing for you, fella. There's no room at the end. And Keith would love a horizontally striped shirt with a banana embroidered into the chest. Bro, I buy so much ass and I'm bullshit from Forever 21.

That is your whole... And it's so funny. Every time I go to a mall, I just walk into these stores just like, take my money, you faggots. I love it because it's just... I go to these... I went to these places with Keith the other day. We went to the mall and it was just like... It was just watching him have to look at things he wanted but weren't for him and couldn't have.

Forever 21, though, it's... You going to the mall is like a sadomasochistic exercise. You are a sub to American capitalism. In fairness... You know what I'm saying? Why would they make us this fat and then give us fun shirts? I know, yeah. That's what I'm saying. They put fucking corn in all of your drinks and then they're like, you can't have this Kodak sweater.

Dude, yeah, there literally was a cool Coca-Cola shirt I wanted to buy today, genuinely, that they didn't have in my size. And I'm like, that is a shirt for food. Yeah. Why is that not only in my size? What were you going to say, Rams? No, I was going to say, Forever 21 specifically doesn't really have shit for dudes. They have a small dude section. Right.

They have a dude section. I'm the age of H&M. Yeah, okay. The one I like. I was going to say, Forever 21 has a men's section, the way that if you go to a UFC fight, they sell rosé. And it's like, it's here for a couple of chicks who got dragged. You know you're in trouble when you order the thing and they go, oh, fuck. And they got to go in the back.

Yeah, exactly. And it's always fucking frozen. Yeah. I do that all the time. So you're not trouble when you order the thing And they go oh fuck And they gotta go in the back And it's always fucking frozen I do that all the time So you're not missing much Yeah It's fine I'll live Yeah I'm up Alright there's now a fleshlight

It looks like a can of Four Loko In case you're worried about people finding out you're a loser But you're very secure and your identity is a douche It's very weird It's like that's not That's also an embarrassing thing to have on your desk. Yeah. Jesus Christ. A forever. I'm sorry. I'm still stuck on Forever 21.

Four Loko 21. Four Loko 21. Dude, that's great. That's the name of the Forever 21 guy section. A dead baby was found in a trash can in an Applebee's, said the fat guy at table 12. You going to finish that? Dina Hashim has apologized about her controversial joke about the late

rapper XXXTentacion. No word on whether the Arab American comedian plans on apologizing about the thing we'd really like. Dina Hashim did 9-11. I think we can all agree with that. I so badly wanted to tweet that. Dude. Dina fucking rocks, man. She got so hosed. I so badly wanted to tweet that. Dude. Just do it.

Dina fucking rocks, man. She got so hosed. I know, man. That joke was so funny. It was so great. Well, I think the main problem that everybody fucking ran into is they don't realize, at least the fucking dumb fans, that the show is a topical show. They think that that's her fucking act, which is the most ridiculous thing ever.

She wrote a joke. It just happened. It would still be in my act. It's a good joke. It's not a bad joke. It's not even a joke about him. He's got a real cult of personality, that guy. His fans are fucking nuts about him. They blow up

the YouTube. They're still just like, oh man, I can't believe. You know you got just like, oh, man, I can't believe. You know you got fans and they're like, well, I can't believe it's been 15 months. Like, odd numbers. You know what I mean? It's not just the yearly anniversaries. You're a big hip-hop dude.

Do you like him? I listened to it. I didn't see anything spectacular about it. I've tried to, like, I don't know, like, well, let's see if he really was this talented. But it just doesn't do a lot for me. The only song he liked is also, like also his most unforgivable number with Kanye. Oh, man.

It's called One Minute. If you've never heard it, watch the video, listen to the song. It bangs unbelievably hard. It's an anti-me 2 jam that slaps harder than anything I've ever heard. It is the best fucking... It's like if there was a Rocky movie about a homeless guy. This is what his montage. I'll check it out.

Yeah. The video looks like old, like nineties MTV, like animation. Yeah. Okay. It's so fucking cool. I'll check it out.

Yeah. But it's like, it's fucking evil. Yeah. I didn't hate what I heard, but I just remember thinking like, this all just kind of sounds like this, like emo rap kind of thing.

That's, that's, you know, that one sad is kind of good, but it just doesn't really like i don't know it doesn't give you much to hang your impression of it on yeah i don't know it's not really my thing well he'll be missed yeah well guys as will the world trade centers dina uh what are we getting into now british woman married a 91 year old chandelier last week she's

really in the creepy old stuff that hangs from the ceiling, but unfortunately Jeffrey Epstein isn't allowed conjugal visits. Oh, man. Come on, dude. I know. I mean, my heart goes out to the guy. Reach out to somebody. Well, you can reach out to me if you want to. Dude, Jeffrey Epstein.

Joe Mandy was doing it. He's like, maybe 13 years ago. I did a spot last night, and Joe Mandy was on the show. Dude, Joe Mandy is one of the funniest fucking comics. Oh, that dude fucking rocks. It's hilarious. But he was doing a bit about

like the, he's like Weinstein, Epstein. He's like, this is really not working for the Jews. It's really, this is not helping us in any case. Yeah, we're one Schwartzbaum away from being like, yeah, maybe Trump is right. Yeah.

Dude, yeah. I really have been trying not to read as much about the Jeffreyffrey epstein thing as i want to you got no pot of gold at the end i cannot be i we cannot both be bothering our girlfriends you know like that's we gotta that has to be listen my girlfriend is already dealing enough with me talking about ai the last thing she eats i can't that's another one i can't and i was just like i was talking i was like she's like well what do you worry about and i'm like sincerely putting my brain in a robot body all i think about is ai i'm like i'm andrew yang dude 2020 i'm all about him man i'm gonna vote for that motherfucker yeah i'm yang

gang dude it's fucking great anyways well dude i mean it does i do really think about like at a certain point it's like well i don't know depending on how it shakes out with patents or whatever but it's like it seems like everything will be kind of automated. And we'll like it seems like the Star Trek future is kind of inevitable. Man, it's sort of like techno socialism. Yeah, it's got to happen. But the transitional period is going to be horrifying. I spoke to a customer service rep today that was AI and it was so fucking realistic.

Oh, wow. They picked up what they also couldn't fix anything. No, when I picked up, it was, you know what's funny? They had like a corny joke canned. So it was like I picked up, and they're like, it was like, there you are. You've been harder to reach than the last pickle at the bottom of the jar, whatever. Or said something like that to me. And I was like, what the fuck?

But it didn't sound super fake. Can you swear to the AI? As soon as you start talking it stops and it listens and it responds to you wow it's unbelievable i swear my undying loyalty to the ai i'm getting on the winning team early oh yeah dude well good good news the robot is listening to all of this stuff jesus i love you h6 sorry i dropped you that one time uh two kids sorry i condemned you to battery life support sorry i terry shavoed you sorry you have to be on the podcast equivalents of a c-pap machine for the rest of your your recording

life you guys ready for a real stupid one yeah two kids were arrested for murdering an italian police officer or as it would say if i wrote headlines tot stop for popping top wop cop. Wow. Wow. Sometimes words rhyme. Wow, dude. I liked it. I thought it was good. It's straight retarded. Ramdog, you're up. I think I lost my other joke. I had a joke about...

I'm going to do the joke to the best of my memory. Did you guys see that the Puerto Rican governor resigned? I've heard about this. Due to pressure being mounted on him because of the leaked – there was a leaked email that went out that showed him mocking women, insulting his constituency, and also making fun of hurricane victims. You saw that?

Yeah. So he has resigned as governor, but he was confirmed as headliner for Skankfest next year. Oh, Ramsey. Taking on all the East Coast community news. No, I love Skankfest. That's why I would only go to Skankfest for that reason. Oh, it'd be good. Well, all right, guys.

Well, yeah, because they're going to do that, and then fucking Dina's going to roast battle the reflecting pool. I've only met her one time. I really like Dina. She's great. I love you. I'm sorry. I don't think I'm better.

But yeah, we stand with Dina. Yeah. Kobe Bryant set to release a new series of young adult novels. Now, he swears those novels were 18. They told him that. He has like a production company. He won an Oscar. He did. He won an oscar i brought

like someone was talking about like the kobe case knew like there's like four different kinds of semen on the dress the mom dropped me off and i'm like i i'm like i don't know i just can't i can't also be a kobe didn't do it guy yeah sure there's certain like things where i'm like you may very well be right but i'm just too tired to have to be a pizza gate guy yeah yeah i subscribe to the principle of occam's raper where like you know where there's smoke there's probably jazz maybe there were four loads on that dress but one of them was probably is and it probably got there in a bad way no i certainly do as well but do you have that with like the larger point i'm trying to get at is there things where you're like whoa that's interesting but then you just go like who has the time yeah i like i like having friends and i like to laugh

at parties you know and it's like i just it sounds like a lot to have totally that's not like a lot of like the sort of like the ai singularity sort of like these big lingering oh god what will happen to society things i'll get in that and be like oh fuck i don't know man you guys want to go to jersey mike's like yeah at a certain point you got to just be like I don't know man You guys want to go to Jersey Mike's Yeah At a certain point You gotta just be like I don't know I can't fix it I'm gonna

Choose to just try and survive As a human for a while I heard this guy He was doing a bit About how he was like Talking to his grandma About AI or whatever And I just immediately tuned out

And I thought Can't you just let your grandma Die in peace Like why you gotta Say this shit to her I know dude She's gotta know She's leaving behind

A doomed world Yeah just let her die. Her last moments will be full of panic and anxiety. My fucking grandma. My mom related a great story to her. My mom goes over and feeds her cats. And she shuffles into the kitchen. And because she watches The Fucking View every day.

And she says, did you see David Spade has a new show coming out? Oh, my God. No. Like, oh, yeah. I saw that thing for the thing Connor's been doing. That's so fucking cool. I like him. And I'm like, great.

Hey, man, that means we got a job. Hey, yeah. I mean, a fucking old lady. You guys know, Joss, I fucking love David Spade. I'm so excited for the show. I fucking am such a David Spade fan. It's funny. It sounds like branded content.

But Ramsey's been saying this to me in this house for like three years. For years. I've been trying to get Connor like, dude, you got to watch that David Spade special. This dude is the coolest white dude. You say he's the swaggiest white guy of all time. And really, it's like, yeah, he's up there. Yeah. He's three feet tall.

Shouldn't make any sense. He fucking rocks. He fucks so many hot chicks. It's unbelievable. He's so funny. So effortless. That guy's great, dude. I'm excited.

I wish there was a way you could watch him, 1130s, Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central after the Daily Show. Yeah, I don't know if I... I wish I had cable, too. I still don't. I will probably be bit torrenting the show I wrote after work every night. All right. Well, the Mean Boys podcast will be right back right after this. The Mean Boys podcast is back, and it's time to respond to your questions, hear out your comments, all that and more in the Mean Boys Mailbag.

It's the Mean Boys Mailbag. Fuck everything. God is dead. Send us an email or give us a call. Have you ever heard the one about Keith and the dog? It's the motherfucking Mean Boys Mailbag. That was our jingle. The mailbag is always brimming with the fucking, in the wake of the big-ass Ram Dog announcement.

Yeah. A fan favorite. A few people have asked if there's any updates about the energy drink. Found a manufacturer. I did. We're in the early stages. He found a big pot. We're in the early stages. He found a big pot. We're in the early stages, like I said.

I Googled how to make an energy drink. That's the early stages. Well, we're experimenting with flavors. I have the first flavor down. It is going to be called Popcorn Lung. That's great. It is an energy drink that is going to taste like butter popcorn. Okay.

And for those of you who are- I'm actually interested in this. Yeah. Popcorn jelly beans were good. I to taste like butter popcorn. Okay. And for those of you who are adhering. I'm actually interested in this. Yeah. The popcorn jelly beans were good. I don't even like popcorn. Yeah. So what we're trying to do for those of you adhering to the ketogenic diet is we want to get actual real butter in there. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

Clean burning fat. Trying to get fucking butter from grass fed cows, but also keeping it fizzy. It's challenging. Yeah. Carbonated dairy. Nobody wants a flat butter drink for breakfast. And now here's the deal. You will have to shake it up to mix the solution, and that will cause you to be bukkake by popcorn liquid.

Absolutely. And here's what's going on. We're trying to figure out how to get it down your throat without it closing it. And that's been a problem. That's been an issue with the mice. I've seen some of the preliminary studies you've done so uh bevsource.com is a website which is which i'm emailing back and forth with right now are you really i'm trying to get a prototype i'm trying to get just like an eight pack and then we'll just we'll fucking auction it off for charity or something to mean boys fans we're

gonna drink it made yeah we're drinking one of them it's relatively you'd be surprised it's relatively inexpensive to get some cans made uh and so they're like basically like you basically you put in the order we can sample it out and send you a pack and we can kind of so we're we're figuring it out but popcorn what well just like like just pick fucking popcorn flavor number seven they have chemicals i'm sure they do so we'll figure it out. But here's the thing. I'm trying to make it good. I really...

No, you're not. It's popcorn flavor. I think he is. You're actively making a thing of evil. No, I like it. You know what popcorn lung is, Keith? Yeah. Okay, just making sure everybody knows what it is.

It's vape cancer. It's vape cancer. It's the one thing you get. For those of you who don't know, popcorn lung is the one condition, apparently, vape. They've associated the negative stuff with vape. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. And that sounds worse than cancer.

Yeah, I would rather have, I think. Well, it sounds like a character from the Paul Mooney show. You know, like it sounds. Yeah, it's a weird like Richard Pryor interstitial. Yeah. Here comes old popcorn lung. Like he's Mudbone's friend. It's just two nonsense

words. I bet Popcorn Lung was hilarious. Popcorn Lung. Listen here, young colonel. So listen, gang. I'm praying to God that maybe by the end of this year, we're going to see some cans of Popcorn Lung. Now, we used to have to hand-crank

the tank. We didn't have easy flip openings we didn't have syringes to refill the rig popcorn lung was our door guy he was good he was a nice guy all right uh at fedbot says alive or dead who would be the best ambassador for humans to aliens there's an interesting question that i know Ramsey will hate because he doesn't indulge fantasy. Lately I have been indulging fantasy because Whoa! Let me tell you, it's been a lot of long

boring days as a lefty. I've been indulging some fantasies. Living or dead? Best ambassador for humans. Does anybody have an answer for this? Not off the top of my head. I guess you want someone level He's living or dead. Best ambassador for humans. Does anybody have an answer for this? Not off the top of my head. I guess you want someone level-headed, diplomatic, and knowledgeable. I think I would throw Trump at him.

Trump is pretty badass, dude. I mean, look. Oh, boy. I get it. I'm not saying he's a good guy. I don't endorse any of his messages, although I did like the shit-beck-a-stan thing. That he for sure said. I thought it was shit-Bakistan.

If shit-Bakistan is, then that's why you're WGA, my friend. I just misheard you. That's why your shit's Sagistan. I will say this. If anyone's going to fucking really go to bat for us, I mean, that dude's going to do it, right? I do think we need somebody who's like, hey, we're here to chill, but we can murder the fuck out of you dog did you read the thing the other day when he was when he was like i was

gonna drop a bomb on afghanistan i just didn't want to kill 10 million people he literally said that that's the funniest thing he could have said for sure that's like being a kid and being like i would fight you i just don't want to kill you yeah i'm a black belt yeah exactly i'm you know what i'm thinking i'm thinking you want to send like a perfect specimen of humanity to you physically as well. Okay. Someone that just... Fine, I'll do it.

Someone that visually demands respect. Someone that's likable and charismatic and I think that's why it should be Terry Crews. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? What's Terry Crews' fucking Q score? It's through the roof. Yeah, that's a fair point.

That's true. Who succeeds at all? He could pick up the talking points. Who hates Terry Cruz? You know what I mean? Nobody hates him. Nobody. Nobody.

Yeah, and Tom Hanks, I'm like, okay, I mean, you're going to start, you're friends with a couple pedophiles. Yeah. You don't want to send anybody white. Terry Cruz is a B2 icon. You got to keep the white people away from the aliens at first. Yeah. Because they're going to go out there and be like, hey, we come in peace.

We're all one. Hey, now that I'm close, don't trust those other colored ones because we're fine, but we're trying to get rid of them. Do you guys have a laser or something? Yeah. I think Terry Crews has all of our best interests at heart. And you know what? I'm not trying to be all fucking Reddit meme guy about this.

Terry Crews is winning. I'm with you. You see what I'm saying? That kind of that kind of a guy that's kind of yeah i'm and i can't think of a better verse maybe the rock the rock the rock would try to get them like have you guys had tequila like he would terry cruz he would be pitching the aliens terry cruz seems a little smarter than the rock yeah yeah i think he has critical Man, I kind of want to take back my, because I'm like, you guys actually nailed it.

I think you've got to go with that angle. Here's the thing, if we send somebody out, let's say we send Terry Crews and The Rock out and they both start doing badly, like they're bombing

with the aliens, Terry Crews is going to know he's bombing, figure out how to get out of there and let people know The Rock is going to think he's killing it until he gets vaporized.

Yeah, because The Rock has never met anyone that did not like applaud when he entered a room in 20 years. Yeah. It's been 20 years. Yeah. You know, so like I don't know if he knows how to like feel it out.

I was going to say The Rock, but I am switching to Terry Crews. Yeah, I'm going to switch to Terry Crews. You convinced me on this one, Connor. That's a good one. Person of color, cool black dude, buff, good looking. Amazing shape. I mean, I think he's a great example of what we're capable of. Yeah.

He probably overcame something. I don, I think he's a great example of what we're capable of. Yeah. He probably overcame something. I don't know his life story. And he seems like open-minded and like chill. So like if he has to do gay shit with the aliens to get them to not blow up Earth, he'll do it and be like, oh, whatever. Yeah, it's fine. Understand the sacrifice his ass is making. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Man. Yeah. What else we got? Oh, this is an interesting one. Lunchbox 2. If you had a week to live, how much lunchbox one was taken. If you had a week to live, how would you spend it?

The catch is you are the only one who knows, can know that it's your last week alive. Ooh, interesting. I'm enjoying my favorite kind of weed. I'm smoking a ton all day, every day. Mexican Adderall? I'm hitting some Mexican Adderall? I'm hitting some Mexican Adderall.

I'm watching ALF. You are. Yes, you are. Adderall seems like a bad drug for the last week here. Oh, no, man. You can get a lot of weekend. Yes, but do you want

to focus on shit? But it's not just focus, dude. If you're fucking brain dead like I am, when you take an Adderall, it makes you experience euphoria. You're like, oh, shit, I'm happy.

Yeah, yeah. No, you get a little kick. There's a kick to it. I did Adderall once. I was on Ritalin, which was a little more chill. Ritalin was a little more chill. Adderall, I will say this. My jaw did lock a little bit, and that was a bit horrifying.

Mine already does that. Because listen, that's like a sound my face makes every time I take a big bite of something. I'm not even trying to be gay. I'm here with you guys. I'm having a good time. For real. Yeah of something. I'm not even trying to be gay. I'm here with you guys. I'm having a good time. For real. Yeah, yeah. I'm spending with y'all.

Can you bleep out when I said gay? No. We're going to dub in a worse thing. Okay. One of us goes to JFL and all of a sudden we're being careful. Well, by the way. I'm not even trying to be a fruit. I'm not redacting.

I'm here with you. Poofs. This house was built on gays. I'm not kidding, I'm here with you Poofs This house was built on gays I'm not kidding man Alright I'm being serious dude I fucking would I would wanna come This is the gayest podcast

Both in the 90s definition And the butt definition I would wanna come I'd wanna set my fucking The projector up on the roof And we're watching Huell Hauser with the gang Dude Hell yeah absolutely i love this man can you die fuck yeah can we just do that anyway i know dude you don't live far away come hang out i want dude when you got

we're gonna figure something out we got it we got to get some kind of weekly chill sesh dude houseathons i'm serious i want to do like YouTube Sundays where you just watch clips with Huel, all that shit. I was off kilter earlier this week, and then I came by just coincidence, and then I threw some knives with Connor, and I swear to God, I cruised three days later, and I was like, I felt good. I know, man. It's fucking, the boys, it's an important part. It's the ecosystem of life. Yeah. And you can't forget the boys, and this sounds very juvenile, what I'm saying, but it really isn't.

Yeah. When I go too long without hanging out with you and Tom and shit, I feel weird. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, I'm refreshed. One thing I would do if I had one week left to live is I would record some kind of stand-up comedy album. Oh, yeah. You've got to do that. I would do that.

Yeah. Mostly so I could meet Ellen. I think that would be... Any weird shit you would do? Like, would you do math or go to a rub-and-tug or do anything like that? Maybe like...

I might try a hooker. I've never done that. Yeah. That'd be interesting. Get like a porn star or something. Yeah. Go real ham. Man, if I'm gonna do this

week left to live thing, doing it while we have money would be pretty nice. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that would be cool. Well, here's the thing. Because otherwise, it's like, I don't know, maybe I'll go to Reno. My, if I'm going to do this week left to live thing, doing it while we have money would be pretty nice. Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that would be cool. Well, here's the thing. Because otherwise, it's like, I don't know, maybe I'll go to Reno. My friend, here's the thing.

If nobody knows, you've got a credit card. You can max that shit out. You don't even need money to have it. Just fucking max it out. You're dead in a week. Yeah, I try smoking heroin on the last day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Kratom, whatever that's about.

Yeah, I don't even like, not like, and I'm like, all right, if I like smoking it, then I'm going to shoot some up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The last day, I want to be mostly after I go to bed with the album or something, you know, I fucking, I do a little H. You know what I do at the end of it, though? At the end of this whole thing? I, like, I, you know, I, without giving out how to say goodbye, I find my way to, like, sort of say my goodbyes without saying them. And then I kill myself before this thing kills me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, to say goodbye, I find my way to, like, sort of say my goodbyes without saying them. And then I kill myself before this thing kills me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that. I've always had that thought. Like, if I ever get old and, like, I get, like, it's the Hunter Thompson thing. Like, if I get cancer

and they're like, you got, like, a year left to live, I'm peacing out in six months. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting out before it's, like,

tubes in my throat time. Because I just don't like the idea of being able to sort of, like, you know, once the fucking, the writing's on the wall, like sort of cash your own check and get out of there. Yeah, I dig that. You got to do it, man.

I just wait and I have a great day and I go, you know, Barb, tonight's the night. Yeah. Dying doesn't scare me. Waiting to die terrifies me. Yeah. That's always the thing that really freaked me out. Sure, yeah.

It's a Buddhist principle, you know. It's like the idea of like, it's like the actual thing isn't that bad, but the anticipation of suffering is worse than the sort of suffering itself oftentimes. Yeah. I'm trying to think. Is there anything else?

Sorry, Tom, if you're listening to this. I guess, you know, go to that beach by Harbor House. Yeah, definitely go back to Harbor House. I might want to go to Latin America. Okay. Seems fun. Seems like a good travel time for your Harbor House. I might want to go to Latin America. Okay. It seems fun. It seems like a lot of travel time for your last week.

Good point. But Latin America is close enough to where it's a place I could fly to where it's lawless and I could get there in a couple hours. I'd love to be somewhere lawless. They walk three blocks and it's lawless. That's a good point. I'd live on Skid Row, dude. I'd wear a lot of stupid outfits.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to wear everything I didn't think I could pull off in life. I would just like, fuck it, dude. I'm going in. I would be outlandish. Yeah. Oh, man. It'd be like costumes.

This is a great question because I'm realizing how much stuff that I've never done that it's like, man, I guess I would have to try to. I'll tell you what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't be trying any new foods. I'd be eating like pizza. Oh, yeah. I'd be eating like pizza. Oh, yeah. I'd be carving out, dude. Maybe that's a sign of a good life well lived that I'm less about like, oh, I would go experience new shit and more about like, oh, I just do the things I really, really like.

Same. You know what I mean? Like, I think that's probably a good sign. That's my thing. It's not even when I said earlier, like I'd smoke weed all day. I literally like go like, I just enjoy smoking weed. I don't even have like a weird thing about it.'m like i just think it's fun yeah i have a great time it's nice if you get even get the other shit you gotta do done like yeah fucking yeah

higher than i've ever gotten and have sex for sure oh yeah because you know it's a high orgasm never had a threesome before so i'd probably try to work one of those in somewhere oh okay i'd even go Devils. Pulling that operation is going to take a good amount of the week. You know what? I don't think it would. I think it's one of those things where... Look, if you're dying and you're willing to go Devils, I'll talk to Jordan, but if she's cool, I'll tag him with you.

Let's do it. I won't even touch Paige. I'm not trying to disrespect her. It'll all be about you and your special day. God bless you, man. But I don't want you to spend four days trying to fucking maneuver a Craigslist ad and then somebody flakes on you.

I've been there. I know how this goes. My thoughts are... Jordan, she'll get you where you need to go. All right? No, I meant I'm going to jump in with their thing.

My thoughts are... I just wanted to say your girlfriend will get you where you need to go. That's a horrible thing to say. It's pretty fucked. I'm getting a text about this tomorrow. Jordan, I'm kidding.

My thoughts are a threesome is always closer to you than you think it is. Interesting. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think that, like, any... One time I saw Dave Chappelle late night at the comedy store, and he's like, there could be a threesome. There's, you know, there's, like, some pussy in every room. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, something like that. I get it. If you really like, there could be a threesome. There's like some pussy in every room. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like something like that. I get it. If you really want one, they're not hard to find. They're not hard to find. I mean, but I guess what I'm saying. I've never really like, I don't know. It's interesting.

It's not something I'm dying to do. I'm not dying to do it anyway, but I'm dying. So I might as well try it one time. Yeah. I think it's definitely worth doing if you've never done it. It's definitely worth doing if you've never done it and everybody involved wants to do it. Yeah. And it's, you know, I do like having my face sat on while I'm getting my dick sucked.

And one thing I don't like to hear is a lot of complaining. And that's what happens. You can't hear anything when somebody's sitting on your face. So I don't know, man. That's, you know, what a question. I wish people liked 69ing more, man. I like it, dude. I'm a big fan as well. I like this laying down 69. I like it. I like it, dude. I'm a big fan as well. I like this laying down 69.

I like it. I like it, too. But it's not a popular one. Yeah. It gets a bad rap. I think ladies get self-conscious up there. They do. I also like the sideways one.

See, the sideways one feels weird to me. Someone put me on game to that one, and I'm like, man, this is cool. I feel like a dog suckling at their mother's teat. I feel like a Roman emperor dining on pussy grapes. Yeah. You ever been a young, well, young chamber boy. You ever been on tops me off in my young chamber. Chamber.

SoundCloud. Yeah. You ever been on top in us during a 69? That's a weird one. No. Have you? Yeah. Fucking what?

That's fucking weird. Well, it's a yeah. You're putting a lot of pressure on your knees there. Like, I can't just lean. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's very funny. I feel like that just looks lot of pressure on your knees there. I can't just lean. Yeah, oh yeah, it's very funny. I feel like that just looks like you're trying to get in the crawl space. Well, I wanted to know what the women felt like, so I did it myself, and I thought this does feel a little odd. Interesting.

I bet it does. I'm not trying to be unempathetic. I was on top of the 69 with a lady once, and my dick popped out of her mouth. You were? And it just went, whomp. It just credit carded down her face. She looked like fucking Kilroy was here. It was amazing.

Oh, my God. It looks like she just during a 69. Yeah, I know. I weigh 800 pounds. Well, no, you don't. But I'm just saying like, that's a weird. I brought I brought this up to her. But she was like, let's do it.

I'm like, all right. Your cock popped out of her mouth. And it looked like she started telling a lie. It just. Well, yeah. She like a Groucho Mustang? I'm like, all right. Your cock popped out of her mouth, and it looked like she started telling a lie. It just. Well, yeah, she had like a Groucho mustache. He went that-a-way. Yeah. I don't like, like, fucking, like, putting my, like, like, one time I tried to, like,

tap my dick on a face, and it's like, you're always into it, but I'm like, this just feels disrespect. You know what I mean? Like, I have, like, I have, like, I've weirdly, like, fucking prudish internal moral lines where I'm just like, I don't want to come on your face. Like, it's. I'll say this. As soon as a girl tells me, come on my face, I don't want to do it.

Before then, I'm game. But I won't do it. Like, here's the deal. I want to do it. Yeah. Of course. Of course, I want to make sure she wants you to do it. But then just do it.

But I can't, like, like, let myself do it. Of course I want to do it. Make sure she wants you to do it, but then just do it. But I can't let myself do it. It's like I'm like, there's no way you're not just saying you want to do this because you're being cool. And that's condescending, and that's rude. I don't know. Yes, you just take everyone at face value, but I have that anxiety. I get the mentality. It took me a long time to realize some girls do want to do that. If I was a girl, I feel like I'd be a pig for cum in that respect.

One time a girl was cumming my mouth, and I said, oh, bless you, you don't have to. I actually said that to her. Bless you, you don't have to. I really meant that, too. I'm like, come on. And then she's like, cum in your own mouth. Just so you'll stop saying these things.

Bless you, you don't have to. I've cummed on tits, I guess, and that was cool. So you'll stop saying these things. Bless you. You don't have to. Yeah. I know. I've come down tits, I guess. And that was cool. It was always like laying down tits. It's never like in the porn, you know, where they're on the knees and you'd see it cascade down. Well, the angle you have to get to to do that is a lot.

I know. And it's also, it's like, if I'm going to jack myself, it's going to take 45 minutes because of my fucking, you know, happiness pills. Generally, if I'm going to do that, I have to, like, stand up, like, on the bed, like, real quick. So it looks like we're having a fun slumber party. Whoa. Whoa. And you just come downwards?

Yeah. Like, if I'm fucking somebody from behind and I want to come on their tits, then, like, you know, she gets up on her knees and kind of turns. Oh, okay. I stand up and then I'm like, ha-ha. Yeah. You know what happens when I do that is I hit my head on the ceiling. Yeah, see, I'm compact. Yeah, damn, dude. I'm a tick-cummable height, dude.

Okay. Yeah. All right, what's next? Secret Pancake Dad asks if there's going to be another Snark Week and if we would do a D&D campaign. Oh, dude, I don't... So here's the... Yeah, I mean, I was looking at our calendar about this. I don't know if we're going to be able to do Snark Week in 2019 because we genuinely don't have any time off.

I also have to write another television show every day. Do you know what you could do for Snark Week? I don't know if this would ever work, but three different guest hosts every day. Just beside. You know what I mean? Like, that could be fun. It would be fun. It's interesting

i would still have to edit it yeah tom could edit some of it okay tom is good at editing that's a i will learn how to i will learn how to edit if it means we can do snark week again because then we can just trade off all the work okay because i do want to do it again i think i do too i mean it's just like it both times it has driven me to mentally bad places and made me very stressed out. We will find a way to do Snark Week. We'll break up the... I mean, we'll hire an outside fucking source to edit it. Do all...

Dude, get fan favorites. Fucking pin them together. It'll be wild. We're not just going to record a bunch of episodes of our podcast that we're not on. That's great, though. Kyle Clark goes through Connor's things. We'll do some sort of Snark Week something or other. I don't know exactly what form it'll take.

It might not be until January, because that's when we might have a little bit of free time. Yeah, it might have to be. I mean, I know we like it as the Christmas tradition. I don't want to say anything too early, but I've been looking at the calendars. You'll know when we know. Yeah.

But something will happen. As far as a D&D campaign, that'd be fun. It'd be fun. I mean, it's been bandied about. I feel like we've been talking about that for years, but I don't know anything about D&D. I'm not going to put it together. I know. I could probably do something. What's a D&D campaign?

You guys need a campaign manager? I did that for six, seven years. I think I could probably handle it. Oh, I forgot. Yes. You want a campaign manager at Dungeons and Dragons campaign? It's very similar to Republican politics in Fullerton. Yeah, less dragons.

A lot of elves over there, if you know what I mean. Well, that's a college town. These elves come in with their lattes. That's it for the Twitter questions. And their big fancy H and big fancy M. Do we have any voicemails to hit? I don't think so. All right. in for the Twitter questions. And their big fancy H and big fancy M. That's so funny. Do we have any voicemails to hit?

I don't think so. All right. But thank you guys for tuning in. Ramduck, thank you for coming on the show. Oh, man.

Tell the people where to find you online. Ramzibidawi.com. I was just on Keith. I am incredibly, I'm working very hard on a project that everybody will know about on August 15th.

Ooh, okay. Keep an eye on your federal buildings. I know, yeah. I've heard about this. It's a lot of work, but we're figuring it out, and it's great. We've got a few in the can. I told Keith, I was like, I'm waiting until we hit a good 10 in the can before we start pushing this thing. So it'll be fun.

I'm excited. Ramsbydowry.com. Please follow me on Instagram at Ramsbad and then on Twitter as well at Ramsbad. And then come see me. Yeah, go see Tom's album recording. Yeah, August 17th at the North Bar in Chicago. If you're anywhere near Chicago, go to that. Book my plane ticket for me, please.

Beyond sad, I can't. I really want to go to that. It's going to be awesome, man. You can make the trip for Tom. The boys got a nice hour of stand-up comedy for you folks. Watch the premiere of Lights Out with David Spade yesterday. It'll have already premiered. Yeah, that's what I said yesterday. And also, watch it every day.

Monday through Thursday, 11.30 p.m. right after the Daily Show. Hit it with the season pass on the TiVo. That's got to do something. And I can officially say now, because I've seen the cards are up, there is a Mean Boys reference in week one of the show. Okay, cool. Really? Yeah, keep your eyes out for, yeah, you'll know it when you see it.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Check it out. And Keith will point out to me what he's talking about. And check out David Spade's Comedy's Hour. It's great. I love it. Yeah. Watch Tommy Boy

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