Mean Boys - EP 32 - Friends of Chaos

Episode Date: August 24, 2016

Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/meanboys This week’s segments include “Mexican Joke Off”, A game of “Is This Domain Name Taken” by Daryl Williams, “The Air Bud Contra Affair�...��, “Carnok Fundraising Campaign”, a game of “Which of the Following” with Anal Cunt song titles by @FetusChrist AND the long awaited rhubarb taste test. Check out ads and sketches from every podcast on the Mean Boys YouTube Channel (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0hvkj7TOPzMdJbKIh1L_hw) Buy the new Carnok 2016 T Shirt (https://teespring.com/carnok-2016#pid=369&cid=6521&sid=front) Follow the show on Twitter http://twitter.com/meanboyspodcast / @meanboyspodcast and email us at meanboyspodcast@gmail.com. Visit us on the web at http://www.meanboyspodcast.com Theme: I’ve Seen Footage by Death Grips (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-money-store/id515449028) Buy Keith’s album (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/forever-nap/id1105182043) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, it's Keith with the Mean Boys Podcast. Before we get into this week's episode, just a couple things. Number one, all of our sketches and which of the following games are now available on YouTube. So if you like a piece, you want to send it to a friend, you don't have to make them wait through the whole fucking show anymore. Just send them the piece, it's all on the Mean Boys Podcast YouTube channel. Also, we are selling our first t-shirt. There is a Carnock Dawson 16 campaign t-shirt available for sale.
Starting point is 00:00:24 All the proceeds from that go to keeping this show afloat. Please check it out. We have a link in the show notes. It's also on our Twitter. Other than that, feel free to drop us a line as always or follow us on Twitter and tell a friend. Review the show on iTunes. Fuck you. Eat a dick. Goodbye. Here's the thing. Hey everyone, agony is the only thing that can purge the sins off your soul.
Starting point is 00:00:58 My name is Joe Dosh. I'm Connor McSpadden. And I'm... A flesh dollop. Dollop sounds like the noise that I would make when I walk. Dollop I'm a flesh dollop. Dollop sounds like the noise that I would make when I walk. Dollop, dollop, dollop. You're the cool
Starting point is 00:01:12 whip of hell's picnic. Just festering. People just spreading you on rocks as they break their teeth. The devil takes us like two scoops of raisin spoon out of the abyss. With this dolloping you will do my bidding. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:01:28 My form is constantly shifting to a worse one. I was bad in a previous life. Neither liquid nor solid. What fresh hell is this? Oh, my God. Some disgusting fifth state of matter beyond gas or plasma. It is Carrie.
Starting point is 00:01:46 I have filthed beyond the bounds of physics. It's like you would go into the podiatrist and be like, Carrie, you've been dolloping around when you lock. Your arches are destroyed. You're going to need to get... We learned that the Adams and Keith Carey expand to fit the shape of their superhero t-shirt. It's plasma, you see. Little insight into Joe's psyche.
Starting point is 00:02:04 He texted me this about eight hours after the last time we recorded. He just couldn't wait. He was all excited. And I'm being all coy about it today. Like, oh, well, I guess I got an opening slam. The funny thing is I can look back and see you posted some dumb status about a dollop. I'm like, oh, that was the seed of all this. Well, Joe just gets obsessed with certain words or phrases,
Starting point is 00:02:26 and they just rattle around his evil skull until he polishes them like a fucking river. That's a lot of room in there. Just got to make hay while the sun is shining and then use it to burn down the barn. Speaking of which, the Mexican joke-off. Ay, so topical. I can take it away.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Oh, okay. All right, everybody. ISIS booby-trapped a Syrian home with over 100 landmines, hiding them in the refrigerator, beds, and under the teapots. The U.S. Coalition is on the lookout for Abu Kevin Al-Makalister. Oh, very good. Scientists have discovered a 145-year-old Indonesian man, locating the man with symbols they merely hacked into Joe Dosh's grinder matches.
Starting point is 00:03:08 An earthquake in Italy has claimed 291 lives. State hospitals are offering free counseling to anybody impacted by the trauma me. The foolproof Mexican Joe Bob recipe is serious tragedy, wordplay with sing-songy endings. Just stick it. Just give it a 10. A study finds nearly 5% of Utah children have never been vaccinated. Authorities attribute the increase in death rates to lattes and cuss words. A preacher who praised the Orlando Massacre was arrested for child molestation charges.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Turns out some same-sex intercourse really makes his club pulse. Boo. We have gone two months since Gay 9-11 and no one has put together the fucking saucy wordplay of his club policy. That's like an ant joke. Well, you know, it was inspired because I was thinking about the leaked photos of Kanye's dick and how club-like it is,
Starting point is 00:04:16 where it's just so much fatter at the end than it is at the base. And then I'm pulsing, and I was thinking of orgasms that come and and I just it just hit me like E equals MC squared. You're taking us through the process of that boner joke. Inside the cunt studio. Speaking of that incident actually, Orlando hospitals have announced they will not be billing victims
Starting point is 00:04:38 of the Pulse nightclub shooting saying quote, please your money is no good here and neither is your blood. Oh my god. Oh, Kerry, that is outstanding. Oh, mercy. Oh, setting the bar high. A Florida man survived a
Starting point is 00:04:53 lightning strike, spider bite, and snake bite. Tom Goss remarked, lightning spider snakes? That guy's gotta move out of space Australia. Space Australia? I don't get it. What is that? Yeah, he nailed the Space Australian Towns game that the fans sent in. Two men were arrested for walking around Inglewood wearing full body armor and holding assault rifles. They told the arresting officers they were merely on their way to a martial law costume party. Newark County Landfill.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't remember where Newark County Costume Party. I don't remember where Newark County Landfill was. I made a joke about one of the mob wives dying and being buried at Newark County Landfill. Yeah. Okay. New research shows that the Zika virus Glad I heard that. New research shows that the Zika virus may be
Starting point is 00:05:40 transmittable via sexual activity. Said a giant mosquito in a sexy lady costume. Quote, that's a load of hooey. Now who wants to buy me a drink? I like anthropomorphizing Zika and then just making it into the part of the mosquito agenda. The CDC
Starting point is 00:05:59 has discovered mosquitoes are transmitting the virus versus the Bugs Bunny method. Literally Bugs Bunny. We have a Mexican joke off on that, Kerry. Oh, shit. A study discovered the Zika virus can survive in a woman's vaginal mucus 11 days after initial infection. CDC official Andrew Dice Clay
Starting point is 00:06:18 remarked, and my whores, it'll last for 22. Get it? There's more mucus in a cunt. Oh, good. Nothing harder than following the real Dice Clay is following a Dice Clay joke in the Mexican Joe file. I just want to offer up a challenge real quick. I know we have some fans with
Starting point is 00:06:35 too much free time on their hands. We've used two punchlines a crazy amount of times on this show, which are something Dice Clay and Abu Al something around there. And I want somebody to find out which one we've used more. Oh, yeah. Curse the numbers. Because they both work 300% on this show, which are Something Dice Clay and Abu Al Something Around There. And I want somebody to find out which one we've used more. Oh, yeah. Curse the numbers. Because they both work 300% of the time.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Get on it, you autistic twerps. Yeah, I got to give the fucking sand faggin'. You remember from Oliver last week? Oh, yeah. Okay. The B-Boys has gone two episodes without an Oliver reference. We do need to have like five OSHA calendars for all our motifs. Musical parodies, ISIS.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Ross Suewich has been leaking into the Baltimore Harbor for the past seven days. The Department of Public Works plans to shut down the beach so they can retrieve and dispose of all copies of Keith Carey's Forever Nap. Oh, the shade of it all. Sources claim Donald Trump's campaign advisor made anti-Semitic remarks. In related news, a bear was seen shitting in the woods. Okay, New Yorker, Carey. Yeah. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:07:36 A German-based halal soft drink company has been accused of financing radical Islamist groups. To avoid controversy, the company is rebranding its soda as ISIS Fanta. Don't you wanna, wanna jihad? A year and a half into the U.S.-backed Saudi Arabian bombings in Yemen, this is the longest joke I've ever written, but I really think it's worth it. I'm going to ride it out with you.
Starting point is 00:07:59 A year and a half into the U.S.-backed Saudi Arabian bombings in Yemen, the death toll is reverting so high the the Red Cross has started donating morgues to Yemeni hospitals. An organization that audits charities declared the Red Cross the person who brings paper plates to a potluck of humanitarianism. That's real good. And finally, a truck carrying several tons of generic brand mayonnaise overturned on a Toronto highway. Connor McSpedden has started a Go go fund me for a new tour bus. Eat a bag of dicks. Can I,
Starting point is 00:08:31 I wasn't, I wasn't going to do this cause I swear I've been trying to less write fewer jokes about the two of you, but just since we're on the, can I sneak one in? for sure. Yes. The unicorn pub.
Starting point is 00:08:41 This is what this means that you just wrote this one for yourself. The unicorn pub of London had its prized fiberglass pig, Henry, returned to it after it was stolen by a patron. It was the most notorious case of pig jacking since Kayla jerked off Keith on the 605. Pig jacking Pig jacking is for sure something you make A man in a polo shirt with salt and pepper hair Do to you
Starting point is 00:09:13 I swear to god every week I go I'm not going to write a Keith is fat joke Because I'm feeling bad about it But then there's something the first headline is A big biomass A pig was stolen. God doesn't want me to feel good. He wouldn't have shaped me like this if he wanted me to have joy.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Oreos found to cause cancer of the brain. And you're like, okay, well, something, something. A ham-splosion outside of Bakersfield. Oh, well, Jesus Christ. What am I going to do? Let this softball go right past me into the catcher's mitt? Porkbelly tsunami. Is that your drag name you're working on? The Mean Boys will be right back.
Starting point is 00:09:54 What happened to America? Used to be a darn fine place to raise a family. A country you could really be proud of, you know? But with all these jokers and shysters in Washington, old lady America's fallen on hard luck. And in these turbulent times, we need a strong leader. A dedicated leader. A leader who's not afraid to get his hands dirty with the blood of his enemies. A leader that will defile the temples of the gods of Oldenville, their communion goblets with fire ants. That's why I love Carnock. You see, Carnock's not like these fat cats and flip-floppers we've
Starting point is 00:10:25 got in office now. No, sir, Carnock's not a politician. He's an ancient god of war from another dimension who has set his bloodthirsty eyes on taking America as his own. And me? Well, I like a man who goes after what he wants. Carnock isn't concerned with petty things like universal health cares or deciding if queers can get married, Carnock is dedicated to building a wall to protect the borders of this nation from the real enemies of freedom, the zombie servants of the dreaded Spider King. Carnock keeps his word 100%. If he says he'll have your skin removed with a cat and nine tails for heresy against the Bloodfeaster, then by golly, he'll have your skin removed with a cat and nine tails for heresy against the bloodfeaster.
Starting point is 00:11:05 That's the real truth. Or my name isn't... I don't know, I want to say Glenn, maybe? Whatever the most American name is. Anyway, together with his vice presidential candidate, Tyler Dawson, a teenage Satanist who may or may not be guilty of some pretty horrific murders, Carnock's taking control of this country one vote at a time. Surrender your putrid freedom and prostrate yourself at the feet of the bloodfeaster.
Starting point is 00:11:29 It's what the Founding Fathers would have wanted. If you're interested in supporting the campaign, well heck, what am I droning on for? Let's hear it from the man himself. Wretched pig children! Karnak is your blood-soaked messiah! Your tributes of gold, spices, and whores are both appreciated and mandatory. But the campaign is still in need of more treasure. This ad space doesn't fucking buy itself.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Therefore, we have designed a t-shirt most foul that you may wear upon your body before I destroy it with knife wounds. The Carnock Dawson campaign t-shirt is only available until September 19th, at which point it will disappear back into the void from whence it came. Seriously, it's a fucking dope shirt.
Starting point is 00:12:14 It's 20 bucks, and it'll help keep the campaign going and keep the Mean Boys podcast online so we can spread the word. Click the link in the show notes or go to the Mean Boys Twitter page to buy it. Otherwise, when me and Carnock win, I'll burn your house down and do weird stuff to your daughter's
Starting point is 00:12:30 butt. Once September 19th rolls around, it'll be gone forever, so don't wait. Slavery is salvation! The blood moon shines upon all of Carnock's bastards! Buy your shirt, pledge your loyalty, and together we will make America bleed again.
Starting point is 00:12:48 All right, here's your stupid podcast or whatever, you fucking dorks. All right, everybody, the Mean Boys podcast is back, and we are going to be playing a fan-submitted game of Is This Domain Name Taken? Is this bacon? Fat guts shakin'. Now it's time of Is This Domain Name Taken? Is this bacon? Fat guts
Starting point is 00:13:06 shaken. Now it's time for Is This Domain Taken? That is our brand new jingle. Unfortunately. Very underproduced. It's lo-fi, dude. It's like an early Sonic Youth album. I mean, I want to hate it, but the real reason is because it's a mirror.
Starting point is 00:13:22 You know. Yeah. This is what we've inspired in people Any interaction with our fans we're like oh my god these wretched people And then we realize like oh this is a fucking echo chamber For ourselves There's that story about like the Sex Pistols played a show in like 76 And there were only like 8 people there but they all started
Starting point is 00:13:35 The most important bands of all time 8 people heard this podcast and that's what we got out of it Well what does bacon Or fat cuts shaken I mean I'm assuming those are like vague Keith slams I mean they're not not Well, what is bacon or fat cuts shaken? I mean, I'm assuming those are like vague Keith slams. I mean, they're not not. Well, look, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:13:53 We said that if someone sent us a jingle, we will use it. If someone sends us a better jingle, we will also use that. I believe Alex Yorchak is working on one, but he's all like, oh, I don't know. It's not quite ready yet. It's like, dude, you are familiar with the show. Yeah. Ryan Colby has been on 15 times. We just upgraded and started making the show in a kitchen.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I know. We just got out of a subterranean recording environment. We have reached Earth. Yeah, we're really excited about 32 episodes and doing it at sea level. Moving on up from the spider zone. It's a grasshopper quadrant.
Starting point is 00:14:28 And we didn't move because we got better. We just moved because Tom moved into our basement. We got gentrified out of a basement by Tom Goss.
Starting point is 00:14:35 We're pieces of shit. And we shit on you every week and you still... I don't get it. There's some bullshit about the internet. Well, that was from
Starting point is 00:14:43 Daryl Williams from This Comics Life podcast. Thanks, Daryl Williams. So, yeah, thank you for sending in the game. The game, he had a lot of shit that was pretty obvious, so it's kind of half him, half me. So I did a little tweak, and he had some interesting stuff in there. Right out of the gate, ungrateful. Yeah, we are real mean. Rightfully so.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I'm just being honest. I don't want him to listen and be like, hey, I didn't say the spankinglibrary.com, you know? You know, that would ruin his day, which, again, very depressing. Hey, Daryl, thank you, but I don't know. Here's why I changed it, because I wanted the show to be good, all right? And without you, it wouldn't have been good. Does that make sense to you? Does that make sense in your dumb brain?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Did I just blow your small mind? This is a big request to just alienate our already dwindling fan base. One person at a time. If we're not alienating them, we're making them strong. It's the opposite of a kissing booth, what we're doing here. No, look, anyone who sticks on is really with us. I'm sure glad that I launched this tirade as soon as we started trying to sell things for the first time get your car neck dawson campaign shirts more on that later yeah like all of our fans like emerge out of a kitchen and a house dressed the black guy like deep down i know
Starting point is 00:15:53 the mean boys love me oh my god yeah i really didn't understand like uh like spousal abuse until i started getting tweets from ryan colby yeah people love you and it's gross and you want to hurt them. Anyway, I think we're supposed to play a game or something. Although we could probably forego it at this point. We came here for it. Guys, we love it when you send stuff in. People write us nice emails. I screen
Starting point is 00:16:15 cap them and I send them to the guys and we all get all fucking mushy and lame. We're like, oh my god, man. I really... The guy that we met in San Diego that lives in his parents' basements and loves the show and he's like, dude, Carnot the Bloodfeaster, man. That's my favorite character. What up, Orion? Hey, you guys all make my life and it means the world to me.
Starting point is 00:16:31 And you're terrible. Let's play. Agreed. Number one, thespankinglibrary.com is the stone name it ain't taken. The Spanking Library? Thespankinglibrary.com. Where all books are overdue. Use the do-me-decimal system. spankinglibrary.com where all books are overdue. The doomy
Starting point is 00:16:47 decimal system. The doomy decimal system. I'm going to say hard yes. The gooey decimal system. I'm going to
Starting point is 00:16:56 also say yes. It is taken. All right. Well then, boys. Number two, deadbabies.net is the domain name taken.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Okay. This is going to sound bad, but can I have a spelling on babies? B-A... I'll give you the country of origin. Uganda. This matters. Trust me. B-A-B-I-E-S. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I want to say that this is like a 1996 AOL remnant like the website it's just like a one it's a GeoCities yeah it's like a one page note of dead baby jokes that you would like watch with your dial up at 1am so I'm going to say yes I'm going to say no it's taken it is not taken although I wish Joe's would
Starting point is 00:17:37 be true so I could put a link if it was spelled wrong I would have said yes yeah I fucking missed the GeoCities like the joke directory of fucked up shit. Here's a gif of a fucking dead guy. Number three. Is this domain name taken?
Starting point is 00:17:53 Stinkbutton.com. Interesting. What I like is how serious and analytical we've gotten about these games we've created that are just objectively about the most insubstantial stupid shit. The fucking Zapruder fart porn. Oh, yeah. You asked for the spelling on deadbeats. Up and to the
Starting point is 00:18:14 left. Yeah, but I was right. I know. That's the truly unsettling part is how good you've gotten. Stinkbutton. What? Calm. No. Say yes again. After a climactic drink of water. Stinkbutton.com. No. Say yes again. After a climactic drink of water, stinkbutton.com is not taken.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Killing the game. I would love to know how much that's worth. Wait, is it stinkbutton or the stinkbutton? Just stinkbutton.com. Oh, wow. Let's do a quick GoDaddy and see what stinkbutton.com is worth. Want to make some guesses? Yeah. $800. I'm going to say $20, wow. Let's do a quick GoDaddy and see what stinkbutton.com is worth. Want to make some guesses? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 $800. I'm going to say $20,000. Guys, $299. All right. You're putting way too high. You're getting emotional, all right? That's somehow too much and not enough all at once. It's like when you talk to investment bankers.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Don't trade with your gut. Trade with your head. God, this is just why America is doomed. You don't need to watch the big short to realize why the economy is fucked. Right here, the domain worth of stinkbutton.com. We're attaching value to human labor to the domain name stinkbutton.com. Thanks, Obama. Number four, is this domain name taken whopooped.org?
Starting point is 00:19:25 It would be in.org. Someday I'm going to pull up a soundbite of the monster from Star Wars Attack of the Clones 2. Well, there's only one Attack of the Clones. I know what you meant. Yeah, there's a monster that sounds exactly like Keith laughing. And I'll bring it in someday. I think of it, I've thought of it five times a day ever since I met you Keith
Starting point is 00:19:45 wait which monster the one that laughs that one that I can't I can't well I can't I can't do it because I can't
Starting point is 00:19:53 I don't have I don't have the proper girth to it's the one where they're in the like the coliseum and they're like slaves and then I do know what you're talking about
Starting point is 00:20:00 one of them Geonosis fellas yeah the Geonosis fellas well it's also the name of the Biff band that plays in the cantina but hoophoops.org is this domain name What am I? Geonosis fellas. Yeah, the Geonosis fellas. That's also the name of the Biff band that plays in the cantina. But whoophoops.org is this domain name. Well, it makes sense that it's doc.org because it's educational. It's about the search for knowledge.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I'm going to say no. Bill Nye got weird. I'm going to say yes. Whoophoops.org is taken. Joe, you're having a tough day. I'm sorry about that. I am. Okay, you put those finger guns away.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Cool down the guns, yeah. We've still got three more questions left. I stand by my logic. Are you doing a perfect game? I am so far, yeah. Wow, okay. Now I fucked it up, but I'm going to for sure win this one.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I'm just trying to psych you out. I wasn't even making a procedural note. I'm just trying to get in your head, Kerry. Because number six... Oh, wait, number five. Okay, fuck. Number five. GroovyMoms.com
Starting point is 00:20:48 Groovy Moms. Again, this sounds like an AOL remnant. Yeah. Like when you would get like... How to freeze your kids' go-gurts so they still love you. Exactly. Here's a stack of 12 MindLink CDs. Go to GroovyMoms.com
Starting point is 00:21:03 I'm going to say yes. GroovyMoms sounds like a bunch of 12 MindLink CDs. Go to groovymoms.com. I'm going to say yes. Groovymoms sounds like a bunch of middle-aged ladies who get together for Margarita Mondays who met at a megachurch and their husbands are all secretly gay. I have a lot of opinions about Groovymoms. I'm going to say yes. Groovymoms.com is taken. Boom. Shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Kerry, you're doing it, man. You're like three strikes away from a perfect game, so you're like, I can't mess up the rituals. I got to take a drink of my fucking orange soda. I'm just paraphrasing episode of Malcolm in the Middle right now, as I often do without realizing it. Really? There's one where Hal bowls a perfect game,
Starting point is 00:21:42 and he has to keep doing his ritual. I remember. Yep, I do. The Malcolm in the Middle episode where he meets the girl at the traffic jam. Do you guys remember that one? It's one of the most heartbreaking pieces of television you'll ever see in your life, but it also has an optimistic message about living in the moment. You really are like all the Malcolm in the Middle kids smushed together.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Thank you for pulling us out of the hole you dug. There's a lot of Dewey. There's a lot of Reese. There's some Francis. There's a little Malcolm in there. Yeah, like you're intelligent, but you're also a cunt, so you're Malcolm. I'm adorable, but I'm also a goon. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Jesus, Joe. Wait, you didn't hit the fucking one fucking hammer swing nail All the way in Oh god Let's move on to number six Fucksex.co Co It's like a really aggressive abstinence website
Starting point is 00:22:41 I didn't think anybody had a.co Until the roast battle did for a minute and I was like, God, you fucking ghetto idiots. Yeah, good lord. Like, you don't have to pay more for.com.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I assume someone snagged it as a situation but anyway, fucksex.co, is it taken? No. Joe? I'm going to say yes.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Fucksex.co is not taken. Oh my god. You got your finger on the pulse of America. I know. I'm out of touch. Jesus Christ, Keith. Finger on the pulsing club of America. Call back to the dark ages is what you just did.
Starting point is 00:23:17 He's switched it up for the last two questions. What Tumblr domain name is taken? A, hide the zucchini. B, hide the fart. B, hide the fart. C, hide the feelings. Or D, hide the body. Hide the zucchini. Which one's taken?
Starting point is 00:23:35 Yes. I'm going to say hide the body. Hide the zucchini. Oh, my God. Crushed it. There's one more left. Patrick, come on. All right, Daryl Williams, you've got to send us a dick pic if Keith gets this last question.
Starting point is 00:23:53 And here's the bad news. You've got a 50-50 chance. It's in the Bible. Are these domain names all taken or all available? Oh, fuck. Oh, boy. Number one, buttfacts.com. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Facts or like butt facts machine? F-A-C-T-S or F-A-X? As in things that are true about butts. Okay. All right. Okay. That which is true about the rectum. Number two, aidssingles.com.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Three, wealthysinglemommy.com. Or number four, whosmydadles.com. Three, Wealthysinglemommy.com. Or number four, whosmydaddy.net. What's the first one again? Buttfacts.com. Oh, man. It's tens in the boardroom. I'm going to say...
Starting point is 00:24:40 I'm going to say all taken. I'm going to say all taken,. I'm going to say All Taken, too. They're All Taken. Oh! Send me your dick, dude. Sexually harassing a guy. Have we gotten any dick pics at all? We got one during the Ramsey debacle.
Starting point is 00:25:04 The Ramsey dick drive. But it was clearly a Googled from somewhere else. It was clearly not a homegrown dick pic. Yeah, I don't want any of that shit. I want your real dick. Even if they're
Starting point is 00:25:11 insufficient dicks, I care about them. Well, tweet us your dicks and also tweet the Insane Clown Posse. Yeah. Tweet dicks at them. Yeah, we're going to be
Starting point is 00:25:19 tweeting the Insane Clown Posse every day until they book us at the Gathering of Juggalos. I think we're on day five and it's like all our most popular tweets are Juggalo related. Well, you know, and just There's a groundswell of support. Yeah, just
Starting point is 00:25:29 tweet dick pics randomly into the ether at random coagulations of Twitter accounts. There's not a lot we don't want from you. Just be a friend of chaos. What an unsettling phrase. This is how Project Mayhem started? Alright.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Friends of Chaos is the episode title because I legitimately love that as a movement. Friends of Chaos should be the name of this show. We are like Project Mayhem but none of us could build a pipe bomb. You know? And without the illusion of social matter.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Dude, we would never even get to blowing up the financial institutions because we'd take forever making soap out of Keith. It would just be so preoccupying. We'd have a surplus. I don't have to listen to this. I'm a champion. It's called the cleanest boys in town. Hey, Daryl Williams.
Starting point is 00:26:14 The clean boys. Keith stumped you. Thanks again. Listen to this Comics Life podcast. I don't know if it sucks or not, but he has a podcast, so let's give him a shout out. So you can go fuck with that. And the Mean Boys will be right back after. I just farted.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I don't know if you could hear it. That felt bad. Sha-na-na-na-na-na, mean, mean. Coming to theaters near you. Now look, Poindexter, the United States business interest simply cannot afford the presence of another communist state in the Western Hemisphere. I understand, Mr. Defense Secretary,
Starting point is 00:26:44 but Congress just banned all further aid to the Nicaraguans. Reagan wants a way around all of this. Well, what are we going to do? What's that, Air Bud? What did you draw on these papers, boy? Iran? Slipping under the embargo with shell companies? Wow!
Starting point is 00:27:03 The Security Council will never be able to trace the money back to the U.S. Who's a good boy? If you want to overthrow an elected leftist government... There's no rule that says a dog can't channel arms sales to a Central American dictatorship. Well, there's international law. But does international law say a dog can't channel arms sales to a Central American dictatorship? Well, no. Don't send a jackal.
Starting point is 00:27:28 General, the fascists are storming the building. What? How is that possible? They're being funded by Air Bud. Send a golden retriever. Hola, you communist pigs. Pero del cielo sends his regards. This summer, this is CNN.
Starting point is 00:27:46 The communist government of Nicaragua known for its human rights violations was overthrown by freedom fighters with help from Air Bud, the lovable dog
Starting point is 00:27:53 who fights to spread liberty across the globe. The Air Bud Contra Affair. Rated PG. The United Nations is prepared to act on a motion barring any dogs from selling arms to sovereign nations under embargo by the Security Council, thus closing the there's no rule that says a dog can't do things loophole. Mr. Secretary General, the Soviet Union would like to propose an exception to dogs playing soccer on teams to save a rec center from closing
Starting point is 00:28:22 or to inspire children with difficult home lives to believe in themselves. The General Assembly finds this acceptable. Motion approved. All right, everybody. The Mean Boys podcast returns with another fan-submitted game, our favorite game, a thing of our... It's time to play our favorite game. Everybody, give it up for it.
Starting point is 00:28:39 It's time. We got a game from a fan. Let's do the Witch of the Following. I messed it up a little and no one would notice, and I was like, I'm just fucking owning this. Look, and Tom's fucking influence is spreading. I know, we need to get him out of this house. It's like having black mold on your property.
Starting point is 00:29:03 You know what I would like to do instead of doing, for a little aside, instead of doing the Tom lightning round, I would like to do Tom reenacts historical speeches. Oh, man. Yeah, like the brown kids, they could do hockey with the other ones. I want to get Tom to explain the plot of movies he hasn't seen just by watching the trailer. Oh. There's, look. Hey, Captain Gorbachev, what's with the wall? Captain Gorbachev, what's with the wall? Captain Gorbachev.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I like your crunch berries and everything, but there's a limit. Like the thing about Tom is I just want to record him in as many capacities as possible just to preserve for future generations. You know what I mean? What do you mean? People who are actually going to be alive in six months? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Well, I think of doing Mean Boys with Tom is like recording Kurt Cobain's phone calls. Like this is going to be alive in six months? Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, I think of doing Mean Boys with Tom as, like, recording Kurt Cobain's phone calls. Like, this is going to be in a documentary someday. Montage of derp. I can't even imagine what, like, your neighborhood's immigrant neighbors think of Tom just crawling in and out of the basement. They must think he, like, raises chupacabras or something. I assume that they think he's just, like, a Caucasian raccoon. El Cucuy. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:05 I don't wear a mask. I'm honest All right. I don't wear a mask. I'm honest about myself. I don't like they is. Oh, my God. This round comes to us from at fetus Christ on Twitter. We have the best fans. The name he put in the contact form was Bob Barker. And we are playing which of the following is not a real anal cunt song title.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Anal cunt being the notorious grindcore outfit. So, there's going to be a lot of hate speech in these song titles, so I'm just going to say that I'm just reading what I've been sent, and if we need to break out the Jamar button, I've got it on my phone always. It's ready to go.
Starting point is 00:30:39 So, around what is the following is not a real anal cunt song title. A. Recycling is gay. B. Seahorses are cum-guzzling faggots. C, Eazy-E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury. Or D, you play on a softball team. All the ready, I am remiss not listening to this band more ironically though
Starting point is 00:31:06 the one of those I would least like hurled at me is you play on a softball team hey just a minute now a joke's a joke but
Starting point is 00:31:14 that's for girls well seahorse seahorses do deliver the baby so they're kinda not Joe's not interested to going to any third base
Starting point is 00:31:24 that doesn't involve fucking baby wipes afterwards. Good God. That's not even an insult. That's just pragmatic. Joe looked at my disgusting microwave in my third world field hospital of a home, and he said
Starting point is 00:31:40 it looked like I bottomed in here. And I wasn't cooking food there as it is, but now I'm never whim. You know, doing bottoming preparation, it's like getting sand out of an apartment. You think you'll get it all, but you're not going to get it all. Bottoming preparation. Oh, my God. Why are we not making a BuzzFeed parody about that right now?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Bottom prep. All right, guys. Which I guess is what all prep is. I'm going to say the seahorse one. All right, guys. Which I guess is what all prep is. I'm going to say the seahorse one. All right, Joseph. I don't think anal cunt is smart enough to know about seahorses, so I'm going to say the seahorse one. It is the seahorse one.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Wow. You dare insult the intelligence of an anal cunt? You guys are surprisingly good at this game with no discernible patterns at all. Round number two, which of the following is in our real anal cunt song title? A, I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women. B, I became a counselor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it. I can't wait for that sound clip to be taken out of context when the scandal hits. Never hosting The Daily Show.
Starting point is 00:32:45 God, Robin before she trans was pretty salty. What, Harry? C, I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant. Or D, I adopted a retard so I could laugh at it. So did we, and he's been on five episodes. Oh, my God. Oh, see you again. Chinese restaurant.
Starting point is 00:33:11 I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant. That one was disappointing. Like, come on, anal cunt. Like, I expect a certain level of depression. That's from their B-sides album. Yeah, yeah. Well, we've all had those moments on Mean Boys where we couldn't quite figure out how to make our ISIS joke sting. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:25 That's like, I mean, sell your dog to a Chinese restaurant. That's like the early Beatles, venal cunt. That's their I want to hold your hand. No, that's love me do. It's like put the harmonica away, guys. Start doing some drugs. I'm going to say the retard one is the fake one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I'm going to say the rape one. The fake one is D. I adopted retard so I could laugh at it Keith what the do you have a horse two for two on perfect games do you have a horse ship your ass nailing all these I sure don't like you go home do some soul search yeah of all the fucking groups that I could really just lock in with mentally anal cunt is not I do I the problem is I really hate anal cunts music but god damn do I respect their song titles. I kind of do too. Grindcore is stupid.
Starting point is 00:34:07 It really is. I only heard it like once in my neighbor's car and I was just like, why do you do this to yourself? And I'm a guy who listens to like Death Grips and Public Image Limited and all kinds of like metallic unpleasant music. Cannibal Corpse is legitimately great. Yeah, I like them. It's just solid metal. This is terrible music for dumb people is legitimately great. Yeah, I like them. It's just solid metal. This is terrible music for dumb people.
Starting point is 00:34:27 All right, well, yeah, thanks again fans for sharing things you love. Hey, you didn't write it. This isn't This Is Rad. Go fuck yourself. This is bad with us. That's our next bonus episode.
Starting point is 00:34:42 When we get to the next level of iTunes reviews, we're going to do This Is Bad, and we're going to bring Kyle, and we're just going to talk about shit we hate. I think that'd be fun. Pardon the bad metaphor. I went on tour with Kyle. I've lived that podcast. Is it just a podcast about your guys' bowel movements in the hotel room you're sharing?
Starting point is 00:34:59 No, it was a lot. Anyway. All right. Number three, which is the following. Is that a real anal song title? A, Concentration Camps Make Me Come. No. B, I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank.
Starting point is 00:35:10 To what end? C. He just knocked things off the shelves. No, he's letting them jizz in all the jars. And people are going to go home. They're going to get a turkey based a fucking failure into their fucking womb. That was harsh. That's pretty rough.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Every word in there was a bummer. Hey, man, I'm not going to be on television. I'm going to be 10,000 daddies. Oh, my God. 10,000 daddies. The Joe Dodge story. Oh, my God. More daddies. The Joe Dodge story. Oh my god. More daddies than a sperm bank.
Starting point is 00:35:49 That's in your fucking rep. That's my musical tap dance number. That I dance with Neil Patrick Harris at the Ace Awards. C. Star falls and mine rises. Sorry. C.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Women, colon, nature's punching bag. D. Phyllis is an old, annoying cunt. First of all, I don't think anal cunt knows how to properly use a colon, so I... Sounds like they have some creative ideas for what to do with one. I feel like if there's an old woman named Phyllis, she probably is a cunt, so I can't, you know. What's A again?
Starting point is 00:36:26 Concentration camps make me cum. I'm going to say that one. I'm going to say the retarded sperm bank one. The fake anal cunt song title is Concentration Camps Make Me Cum. Oh, my God. Keith, did you read the email? No. You swear?
Starting point is 00:36:42 I don't know the password. Oh, okay. Well, good. this is unsettling i don't know but i'm just i'm just you can't fault me for asking here is there a mirror behind me and you can see my laptop like the lead singer of anal cunt is about to emerge in this house and look at keith and just go son dad cats in the cradle in the retard bag. Something, something 9-11 inside you. Grew up to be just like me.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Number four, which of the following is another real anal cunt song title? A, in my heart there's a star named after you. Jeez. B. I hate when you frown because I'm in love with your smile. C. I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage. D. I respect your feelings as a woman and a human. Oh, they did like a gag. They did a nice voice?
Starting point is 00:37:42 Yeah, it sounds like anal cunt did a nice voice. They did a nice voice? Yeah, it sounds like Inho Kunt did a nice voice. They sure did. This is like when they did Merry Christmas, where they had the seven-inch flexi disc that just had like all carass songs like on a Christmas organ. It's like, do they owe us a living? Of course they do. Of course they do. Say the first one again.
Starting point is 00:37:59 In my heart, there's a star named after you. Go through the whole one. Okay, yeah. I hate it when you frown because I'm in love with your smile. That's B. That's why I'm going to say B. C. I'd love to have your daughter
Starting point is 00:38:07 stand in marriage. Or D. I respect your feelings as a woman and a human. D. The fake one is B. Sorry, P. On the board.
Starting point is 00:38:14 On the board. String ends. Number five. The final round. All real or all fake. Analcon song titles. A. Your kid is deformed.
Starting point is 00:38:27 B. Felt like there was more. Doesn't need to be. Just one broke, don't fix it. Not when you nail it. I mean, the kid's broke. Not when you nail it in four words. B. You're old.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Parentheses, fuck you. C. Your best friend is you. Or D. You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum-guzzling fag. My mother is listening to this while undergoing chemotherapy. Turn off the recording. Oh, God. Hi, Ma Dosh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Because it's not enough having one thing pumping poison into you. You need it in the auditory fucking hole as well. Mean boys, the chemotherapy of the spirit. Drive out a darkness with more shadows. The chemotherapy of the spirit. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Can that be our tagline?
Starting point is 00:39:18 I'm going to... It's no matter who wins, we lose. That's the fucking all of the all real. Make you feel any better, Mark. We both have a tumor to get rid of. Ours just wrote us an email. Like. Feel better, Mama Dash.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Good Lord. I'm going to say all real because at least I could maybe be pleasantly surprised. Who cares? All fake. They're all real. Yeah. What is their fixation with sperm banks? That is such a weirdly specific thing. It really is.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Alright, that was the Lucha Flam this week. Thank you to AtFetusChrist. And it is time for a long-awaited segment. Ooh. The Rhubarb Taste Test, motherfuckers. Rhubarb Taste Test. I'm so excited. This is sent to us by Mama Dosh.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Here, I'll go grab it if you want to explain what's going on. Oh, you got it. Yes. Way back in episode 25, Joe said he did not have time to argue the merits of rhubarb with us. Yeah. And he would let it speak for itself.
Starting point is 00:40:23 So he has imported some from his shitty home state of North Dakota. This comes from South Dakota. Thank you. Sorry. North Dakota is like the goddamn Wild West. It's just their fracking fields. Anyway, this is a rhubarb coogan from the Eureka Cooigan factory in Eureka, South Dakota, which is the finest coogan in a state where Coogan is the state dessert Connor.
Starting point is 00:40:45 And it's flavored with Coogan. I'm going to kill you. So first of all, I'm going to hurt you. So first of all, I want to explain a couple of things just to the audience who's not here. Number one, this looks like it looks like a cheesecake. That's also a quiche. Yeah, it looks like a tiramisu with depression. This is what it looks like a tiramisu with depression. Is what it looks like. Number two,
Starting point is 00:41:08 apparently we're supposed to eat this warm, but we're eating it cold because Connor's microwave is a war crime. It really is. It looked like the scene in True Detective where he finds the baby, the meth head cook. It's actually where they staged the Abu Ghraib photos. Before we bite it, I just want to point out that Connor is a, as mentioned before, notoriously picky eater.
Starting point is 00:41:24 And he looked at this rhubarb kugel the way, like, Clint Eastwood looks at orientals. Like, he really is not trusting it. Hey, here's the thing. I've made my bed. I gave Joe shit. I got a lie in it. So we're going to do this on three. One, two, three.
Starting point is 00:41:38 It's like if strawberry or like if celery was a fruit. I'm not getting that at all, but it's very good. Thank you. See? It's like... It's good considering it predates fun. We'll be right back. It's like Krispy Kreme if you're on the Oregon Trail.
Starting point is 00:41:59 It tastes like somebody put a cinnamon on a pizza crust. Yeah! See? What'd I tell you guys? I fuck with those. Yeah. giving me the business about rhubarb and that guy brings them all away from back home if we found out there was like poop in this like in the help and this whole thing was just a long months long con where you faked having to get it imported you know it didn't even occur to me to do that and god damn it i wish i would have done
Starting point is 00:42:22 you pooped in my kogan, you! No one likes it when you're doping in a kogan. Well, I didn't hate it. Yeah, it's good! I'm not going to finish it, but I didn't hate it. It's good! It was pretty good. In Eureka, they have the robot festival. It would be good warm. If it was warm, I'd probably finish it. Well, I can't
Starting point is 00:42:41 heat anything up in that fucking abomination you... Oh my god, whose microwave is that? I need to know. The devil's now. It's from before I moved I'd probably finish it. Well, I can't heat anything up in that fucking abomination. Oh, my God. Whose microwave is that? I need to know. The devil's now. It's from before I moved in, so it predates the Conner administration. But, wow, we did it. The rhubarb, seven episodes ago, we finally made it happen.
Starting point is 00:42:57 The rhubarb king of South Dakota actually lives in Brookings, South Dakota, and he emerges every year for the Eureka Rhubarb Festival. And if he sees a shadow, you guys have to live in the fucking present? How the fuck does this work? Well, rhubarb's a hit. What'd I tell ya?
Starting point is 00:43:15 I don't like you pageant-momming your rhubarb. You're like, everyone loved your tap dancing. Your weird eating habits, the fact that you found it palatable at all, I think it says it's a hit. Keith, would you not agree?
Starting point is 00:43:27 I think rhubarb got married. I mean, you're the opposite side of that pole. Look, rhubarb is fine. Look, I never had a problem with rhubarb. I just thought it was funny that you had such an affinity for it. Why am I getting so upset about this? I think we learned something. Because honestly, we don't have a segment unless you do.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Very true. Well, that's the show for this week. We think we learned something. Because honestly, we don't have a segment unless you do. Very true. Well, that's the show for this week. We have some important announcements. Yes. Non-Hoo Bar related.
Starting point is 00:43:53 You can believe it. If we could do instead of our own Ben and Jerry's flavor, if we could have a signature Mean Boys Coogan. Just for no one
Starting point is 00:44:03 to enjoy ever. I think that would be fantastic. We're always throwing barbs around, fellas. I know. There's two types of... Well, we are definitely some rubes, so these are rube barbs.
Starting point is 00:44:11 There's two types of barbs in the Mean Boys podcast, rue and saucy. We were all walking hand in hand towards the end of this episode, and then we left you to die in the street like a dog. You just watched me quit in real time. I'm resigning. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Anyway, news. Carnock campaign shirts on sale now until, I believe, September 19th. That's correct. There will be a link in the show notes. All the proceeds from them will go into the Mean Boys war chest. This includes things like hosting fees, advertising, and budgets for our slew of upcoming video sketch projects. So if you guys,
Starting point is 00:44:52 people are really kind, they're like, give us a way to give you money. So we did. So please do that. Yeah, I think they look pretty sharp. We're pretty excited about them. I like that it's called the war chest. Yeah, what else is it? It's for Mean Boys expenses. Legal fees, which is coming soon, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:45:08 It'll go directly into the Mean Boys illegal arms sales Cayman Islands account. The pre-paid debit card that I bought. Liberians schmiberians. Also, the Mean Boys YouTube channel has been updated. There will be a link to that in the show notes as well. We've got every single game of Witch of the Falling and every single sketch all the way back. So what we're asking is if you like the show, just share your
Starting point is 00:45:29 favorite sketch. Let's spread the word a little bit. We're trying to grow the following and be like the Bernie Sanders of ignorance. So yeah, just check that out. Just once every couple of months, take your favorite sketch and tell somebody.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Tell somebody. Yeah. Fucking send it around. It's not a pyramid scheme if it's art. We're just trying to spread joy, everyone. Yeah. Trying to spread joy like the wild fields of rhubarb that grow across. I don't like spreading around.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Your face when you talk about rhubarb is like a middle school girl thinking about her crush. You just get all gooey and you're just like, oh, really? Like Mrs. Rhubarb Dosh over and over again in your notebook. J.D. Hart, rhubarb, whatever letter Coogan starts with. I don't know. This is really good. It's K. Keith is putting away this Coogan.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Dude, how can you not? There's always a rhubarb. I'm going to kill both of you. Also, we're going to have to do a question of the week. He has another piece. We're going to have to call him the Coogan Caboose. I'm fucking so mad at you. He put it down.
Starting point is 00:46:41 He stopped enjoying it. He stopped enjoying a thing. I made it. That Coogan turned into ash in his mouth because of your joy, Joe. You made me love a thing and then hate it in 45 seconds. You took me through the entire cycle of a loving relationship with that goddamn Coogan. Can you please say in a Carnock voice, I'll make your Coogan turn to ash? I will render your Coogan turn to ash. I will render your coogans
Starting point is 00:47:06 to ash! Alright, fuck it. Your rhubarb crops will be salted from the earth! I'll just bring out the flavor more, Karnak. Shut up! Then we're gonna light the crops on fire Yes! And jerk off into the flames
Starting point is 00:47:29 That seems like some stuff we do Have you ever seen the steam that erupts from cum As it goes onto flaming rhubarb crops, Karnak? Several times, yes! Victory lap I think Tyler's just trying to breed more rhubarb Because he loves it so much. We have been doing this for
Starting point is 00:47:48 easily ten minutes. Can we end this goddamn episode? Hey, I don't know. Review it on iTunes or whatever. It's probably ending right now. This is our Let It Be, guys. Let it barb.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Let it barb. Let it barb. The long and winding barb. Send it to your rhubarb-loving friends, you know. I fucking hate this. Plug it. Plug it. I haven't seen Conor this mad since Nice Boys. Just plug it at farmer's markets.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Be like, hey, I feel like artisanal carrots and fucking leafy greens. Oh, please continue tweeting Keith the Joke. I like churros, but they're high in cholesterol. And also, join us in the campaign to tweet at the Insane Clown Posse every day until they book us at the Gathering of the Juggalos. And we're not doing it for any kind of financial gain. We just want to release Tom into his own habitat, like reintroducing an orca to the wild after we liberate it with Greenpeace.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Shaggy rhubarb dope. Hey, listen. I don't know where the fuck Eureka is, but Mark Mahoy's rhubarb emporium is opening up next week. The secret ingredient is it's a pizza. Hey, hang on. Marsha Dosh, you're not alone, all right? Marsha, I think I speak for the entirety of the show when I say it should have happened to Joe. Cut that up.
Starting point is 00:49:24 You have to. This cougar has ruined our lives. You literally just ruined this show. You just fucking ant-vibbed this podcast. Yeah, Witch of the Fog isn't supposed to have
Starting point is 00:49:34 a 19-minute outro. All right, well, you can see Joe upcoming tour dates at not being my friend anymore. At rhubarb.coogan. Is that domain taken?
Starting point is 00:49:49 Alright guys, I think that's the show for this week. Do we want to, on three? Yeah. Oh wait, do we have anything else to plug?
Starting point is 00:49:55 Oh yeah, we're going to say eight weeks, we're going to do like a topic for questions, so email your questions on themeanboyspodcast.com. Email us your sex questions
Starting point is 00:50:03 for next week's show. That is our theme for this week. Let's hear some sex questions. Do we have shows to plug, anybody? There's my plugs. Well, I'll plug mine. Oh, that's pretty edgy. You must have a headshot with your fucking mic pointing at you like a gun.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Wednesday the 31st, I'm doing token jokes. I will be stone telling jokes at the Belly Room at the Comedy Store. Thursday, September 1st, I'll be in Temecula at 3rd Street Live doing their knockoff version of Roast Battle. And then September 9th and 10th, I will be featuring at the Madhouse Comedy Club in San Diego. So come check those out. I will be at the Madhouse Friday and
Starting point is 00:50:35 Saturday, September 2nd and 3rd. And then the week after that, I will be at Flapper's Claremont, the finest comedy club in the upstairs of a craft mall in North America. And for the rest of the month, San Francisco, I will be competing Flappers Claremont, the finest comedy club in the upstairs of a craft mall in North America. And for the rest of the month, San Francisco, I will be competing in the San Francisco Comedy Competition. So check out the website, and I will be performing all over the goddamn place. Flappers Claremont literally is above a yarn store.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Yeah, it's your homeland. All right, go there. Fucking share your coogan with them. They'll fucking love it. Yeah, this whole week I'm going to be in Vegas for the World Series of Comedy. Then the week after I'm going to be featuring at the Tahoe Improv for like six shows or something. So Nevada people, come check that out. Cool. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Fuck everything. God is dead. Rube Arblibs. He's shit and died. Bye.

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