Mean Boys - EP 49 - Lava Lamp Cheeks (feat. Devan Costa)
Episode Date: February 28, 2017Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/meanboys This week’s segments include “Mexican Joke Off”, “The Serial Killer Awards”, “Is This Domain Name Taken”, “The Cummy” and a gam...e of “Which of the Following” with Christian children’s propoganda. Watch the new Burn Booth: youtu.be/J4RS0ErEc1k Follow our guest Devan Costa on Twitter: twitter.com/DevanCosta Follow the show on Twitter: twitter.com/meanboyspodcast Follow Keith on Twitter: twitter.com/keithtellsjokes Follow Connor on Twitter: twitter.com/connormcspadden Visit us on the web: www.meanboyspodcast.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/meanboyspodcast Theme: I’ve Seen Footage by Death Grips (itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-mon…tore/id515449028) Buy Keith’s album (itunes.apple.com/us/album/forever-nap/id1105182043) We are proudly sponsored by Don Carlo's Taco Shop in La Jolla California (http://eataburrito.com) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey everybody, welcome to the Mean Boys podcast, the alt-right and the radical left are but opposing walls of the mass grave we are all buried in.
I'm Keith Carey.
I'm Connor McSpadden.
And I'm...
The guy that sold your sister the Adderall that led to her death.
What's funny is I had like a little dossier of like Devinworth's and they were all variants.
I'm like, yeah, you sell Oxycontin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a lot of prescription drugs and like premature family member funerals yeah yeah yeah
yeah a lot of a lot of like long nights no you know i don't really sleep much like the machinist
yeah but by the way thank you for your overwhelming enthusiasm even with the two words of lines that
you've been i said i'm you didn't interrupt me quick enough yeah no you know you just you just
went and um and i'm like i wasn't here and you're supposed to be like, and I'm, give me a little
lead up. I had to like fucking jump right in.
We're not doing... You gotta
take me down. I don't know. You're criticizing
him for not setting you up to be
a dick to him. You premeditated insult
on me. I didn't
combine by the rules.
I kicked you in the nuts, but you didn't like dangle him.
How come you didn't like scream that much?
You should have moved your crotch into my foot, you piece of shit.
How dare you do a bunch of work to be on my insignificant podcast?
I already saw the fucking tweet you guys sent.
It was like, unfortunately, Devin Koss is a guest.
And I was like, you know what?
I don't want to go.
I can't believe Mean Boys wasn't so friendly about it.
How is Mean Boys being mean?
Yeah, for the listener, we are joined by L.A. comedian, very funny dude, Devin Koss.
I like a Freudian slip for the listener. No, that wasn't Freudian. For the listener, we are joined by L.A. comedian, very funny dude, Devin Costa. I like a Freudian slip for the listener.
No, that wasn't Freudian.
For the listener, it's singular.
Yeah, for fucking weird Ryan Colby and anybody else with an egg for an avatar, we got this asshole.
Yeah, yeah, we got this dude, notable for tumbleweed and also deafening silence.
Yes, yes.
No, he's got a bunch of YouTube videos.
Devin Costa has done for the North American douchebag
what Jane Goodall did for the chimps of Africa.
It's truly hilarious stuff,
so please enjoy those at your leisure.
Yeah, your YouTube stuff is pretty amazing.
Oh, thanks.
They're the only videos that anybody we know
posts that I actually watch.
That's nice.
I refuse to support anyone else's dumb dream.
I watch everybody's video.
You guys ever just sit on YouTube watching open writers?
Oh, yeah.
No, dude.
I like Facebook stalk insignificant people all day.
It's sick.
I'll come home after watching 25 comics and watch more on YouTube.
I made my girlfriend spend an hour just watching various autistic comedians I've known throughout my life.
How did you get a girlfriend to watch YouTube comedy?
She has very low self-esteem. Good for you.
Clearly. Yeah, you know, she's someone we've wanted
to have on the show for a long time, Devin, but
we're like, does Devin leave the house?
Does he, like, will he get mad
if I try to initiate friendly contact?
I'm not that worried about it.
Oh, okay. He's fine. I'm fine.
Yeah, he's also one of the few people I feel confident I could
take in a fight.
Oh, Devin? Because I feel like De I could take in a fight. Yeah, sure.
Oh, Devin?
Because I feel like Devin's move in a fight is just be like, I probably deserve this.
Yeah, it is.
You got a very self-flagulating vibe.
I can't believe I haven't been attacked.
Have you not?
No.
Have you ever been in a fight?
Yeah, but it was like fat kid fights.
Like you hit my cheeseburger in my hand.
One of my favorite fight series.
We had like a pathetic fight
like that's the best one i've seen is fat kid fights fat kid fights yeah that's true kid
sean finkelberg hit my mcdouble out of my hand at the bus stop and i punched him that all sounds
but like i didn't even have a real punch like i didn't know how to punch like side punched him
like the side of my fist like apes everyone got it like you were Fonzie trying to fix his youth box?
So somebody was filming it and then I thought
like I won
and then he pushes me
into a rose bush
and I was like
literally like Jesus
like in this rose bush
like thorns all in me
and then later on
that night
it was our high school
football game
and the video was going
around the stands
so people were standing like all the cool kids were standing and like looking at me like yo dad like
yeah like after the punch and then they'd look back at the video like 30 seconds later and then
they'd be like oh shit and they just start laughing because of the rails bush yeah dude wow i'm glad
we know your entire super villain origin story i i got punched in the face on my first day of high
school and someone videotaped it and put it on
Myspace and it had like thousands and thousands
Of views and the title was just like you know like
White boy gay kid gets punched in the face
Like I uh
In like fifth grade I had a Goosebumps lunchbox
And this was like well past
The coolness expiration date for Goosebumps
Great name for your butthole as well by the way
Goosebumps lunchbox.
The first day of school, though, I'm on the bus going home, and I see
these kids sort of having a conference in the back, and they
come up, and they're like, yeah, we're going to beat the shit out of you when we
get off the bus. They just made an informed decision.
And we got off the bus, and I hit
one of them with the lunchbox. That was my move,
and it did nothing, and then he just took
the lunchbox from me, hit me with it
so hard that it shattered,
and then they just kicked me until I peed.
And then I went home to my mom
and I was like, I got beat up and then I peed.
And she would not stop laughing.
Okay, well, that was cool. End of the Mexican joke-off.
Ay, so
topical.
I'm sorry about your
tales of childhood woe. No, it was funny.
I haven't even heard that. No, I mean, it's, you know, like,
kind of funny. I mean, it's, you know, like, kind of funny.
I mean, it's funny now.
All right, well,
we're doing the fucking Mexican joke.
I'll start it off this week.
Okay.
A Minnesota doctor
is accused of sexually
assaulting multiple
child gymnasts.
The prosecutors want
to give him 25 to life,
while the notoriously
picky Russian judge
only gave him a 7.5.
Oh, that's good stuff.
I wish that they
announced criminal verdicts in the same way as they judge Olympic gymnastics.
6.3.
OJ Trell, guilty, guilty.
He's one of ours.
Be cool.
Be cool about it.
Filipino leader Rodrigo Duterte is sponsoring a bill which would lower the age of criminal responsibility from 15 to 9.
He says it is time for young offenders to pay the Fisher Price for their actions.
That's good.
All right, I go now, right?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Despite his history of anti-Semitic comments,
Mel Gibson was back at the Academy Awards last night,
making Hollywood very uncomfortable when he showed up with Richard Spencer and a cage.
Did you guys watch the Oscars last night?
Yeah, dude.
No.
Dude, fucking every time they cut to Mel Gibson, I'm just like, we learned nothing.
He's losing his mind.
He literally is turning into like a rodent.
He really is.
He's got crazy guy hair.
He got in that machine from the fucking fly with like some sort of sassy badger.
Yeah.
And his teeth are getting bigger.
He doesn't even look like Mel Gibson.
And you look at every face he made during the Oscars and you're like, oh, that's not a guy who likes Jews more now.
No, no.
Not at all.
Not a nice side piece, though.
Bill Gibson's one of those people where, you know, just because he's so horrible ideologically, like, I'm never going to pay for his shit, but I will torrent it and enjoy it very much.
I feel you.
I watched that Hacksaw Ridge movie, and it is emphasis on hack.
It is a terrible fucking movie.
Really?
Really.
Oh, it's garbage.
Dude, we gotta watch
The Beaver and we also
gotta watch Get the Gringo
because those are two
of the most fun movies
Oh my god, he's turning
into The Beaver.
Dude, The Beaver looked
like the weirdest movie
ever made.
It's pretty, it's
Mel Gibson gets possessed
by a beaver, kind of.
And there's a puppet
and it's basically
a great movie and then there's a bunch of annoying shit like a coming of age story about his son that you kind of and there's a puppet and it's it's basically a great movie and then there's a bunch
of annoying shit like a coming-of-age story about his son that you kind of fast forward through
uh here's the thing i'm not good at telling whether movies are good or if i just enjoyed
them but then like jody foster directed definitely not good probably yeah didn't jody foster yeah
yeah yeah yeah so it's like you know she's talented by the way with this political climate
i think jody foster needs to start making more movies. Am I right, everybody?
That's a good Ronald Reagan joke.
Not really a good one, but a joke.
Oh, shit.
I didn't even get it until then, but that's actually really good.
Okay.
All right.
Speaking of the Academy Awards, the film Hidden Figures remains in the top ten after a staggering ten weeks of release. This far-fetched fantasy depicts a magical realm where women can do math.
Oh, dear.
All right. Fire up your angry emails, women that don't listen to this show shut up moonlight one you're not allowed to be upset anymore la la land got
nothing and now everyone's fine i've got something for a little bit uh i'm sorry i'm annoyed yeah
you actually pissed not really i just when that fucking happened though and like the stage manager
ran out there was like half a second
Where I'm like
Please tell me they're not
About to give it to Mel Gibson
Like we just
Dude that would be
That would have been
The funniest thing
That ever happened
Yeah
Yeah
Oh man
Anywho
A new survey shows
That nearly half of college students
Think that their student loans
Will be forgiven
In addition
An estimated 26%
Still leave cookies and milk out
For Bernie Sanders
On April 14th
Aww Kinda sad Aww Kinda sad Bernie Santa tax day joke 26% still leave cookies and milk out for Bernie Sanders on April 14th. Aw.
Kind of sad.
Kind of a sad Bernie Santa tax day joke.
I miss Bernie.
Yeah.
He was, you know, he had hope in his eyes.
Anyway, okay.
Just got real.
I don't know.
It's intense.
I don't have riffs, Connor.
Okay.
Yeah.
New Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants to make recreational marijuana illegal in the
states that you criminalize it, but says first he'll focus on recreational black people.
Oh.
Look at you fitting right in, pal.
Recreational black people.
I honestly wrote that and I was like, I feel like Connor's said that before.
Recreational black people.
Have you had that for a punchline before?
Recreational, like, a group of people.
I mean, I had medicinal coloreds, i think that's good okay for some for some reason when you say
black people all i think of is the guys who are playing basketball with will smith and the fresh
prince opening i don't really know why he's doing pull-ups in venice beach that's recreational
you got a prescription for these guys rest i gotta weigh them and weigh them and make sure it's within the accepted personal limits.
That's with the intent to distribute those black people.
All right.
I don't like this one, but it's fine.
An 88-year-old woman was raped by the staff of her nursing home.
On the upside, she'll never again have to wonder, where's the beef?
Don't get it.
Oh, man.
I forgot you're 12.
It's a commercial from the 80s about an old lady who
wanted a cheeseburger oh i didn't know the star but in this case the beef is okay but what's the
beef reference is just a reference used by people that i don't know what their reference like i
don't even yeah yeah it's like something i only know from the things it's been parodied in that
are just like one generation well that that lackluster response was worth exploiting the trauma of a rape victim.
Well, I hope you feel
good about yourself.
Sure do.
You're up.
All right.
Kim Jong-nam,
the half-brother
of North Korean dictator
Kim Jong-un,
was assassinated
using a deadly nerve toxin
administered by two tourists
who thought they were
participating in a
reality TV show.
The women are currently
being held by
Chinese authorities
and are devastated
to have held
Lost the Seasons of Asia's next
top France Ferdinand.
Longest joke ever.
I've never seen a person's mouth run out of gas
before. I was like,
I should have looked at that and made it shorter
because there's for sure a lot of unnecessary
information. I was listening to that on Conspiracy Theory
Talk Radio, though. They did tell them that
they took these two women to a mall. It was an Indonesian
woman and I think a Chinese woman because they didn't want to use a
korean person because i get the this radio show host was like yeah chinese people know how to
pick out koreans which was weirdly but he's like he's like they look different and they're like
they wanted to get two people so that their fingerprints weren't on it they told him that
the reality show was like we're pulling a t-shirt over people random people's heads and filming
their reactions and they did it at the mall like four or five times they're like you guys are great
at this we're gonna go do it at the airport go get this guy and they put this nerve toxin called vx
into the t-shirt and then they just killed the guy killed kim jong-un's half brother yeah these
two women like didn't know and apparently like and now they're being like charged with murder
yeah apparently north korea did it because they were just keeping that guy like in case kim jong-un
died and they're gonna try to set him up as like a puppet dictator you know because he's like
fucking crazy it's like the actors on punk were charged with murder right that would be a great like meta punk where like they like you
know they think that they're pranking like samuel jackson or whatever and then they fake his death
just so people think that they just killed him and then they put them away for like 100 years
oh my god that's fucking terrible what the fuck is going on we're like not only do we elect a
reality star but also we're assassinating people the same way the Jamie Kennedy experiment
he's got X
that's funny
okay I'm up all right all right
okay President Trump
said last night he's going to repeal and replace
Obamacare with something very special
very soon and then wield a TV onto
the stage to show how to acquire health packs and
Mario Kart
that's all right very soon, and then wheeled a TV onto the stage to show how to acquire health packs and Mario Kart.
That's all right.
Only 90s kids will get that joke.
Am I right, gang?
You're old.
How many slap bracelets does it take to fix your soul?
I don't know why slap bracelets are always my go-to to be angry at people for liking the 90s.
A new study has concluded that despite previous evidence,
there is no proof that cats cause mental illness,
added Professor Dice Clay.
Quote, but pussy still drives me crazy.
Dude, it's been a while since a blank position of authority.
Dice Clay has made an appearance on the podcast.
We have three recurring motifs, which are ISIS, Andrew Dice Clay,
and the profoundly retarded.
Those always pop up in here.
Those are the trifecta.
It's perfect.
Oh, speaking of that third thing.
Oh, shit.
Pope Francis has given a speech warning of a great world war caused by water scarcity.
In response, Lori Petty has warned the Pope of relying on such a war to do anything for
his career.
I don't know who that is.
Starting the movie Tank Girl.
Oh, God.
A movie about water shortages.
Yeah.
Okay.
Knew it wasn't going to work.
Did it for probably three of you
oh yeah but fuck my where's the beef
reference
well you didn't immediately associate Laurie Petty
with a seminal 1990 whatever
film tanker the worst part is I'm kind of
embarrassed that I didn't get that reference immediately
yeah
fun watch
a man with a blood alcohol content over
three times the legal limit drove a truck into a
crowd at Mardi Gras over the weekend, injuring 28 people, and by New Orleans law is now the
new mayor.
So it works.
I just spent a long time trying to figure out how many beads to throw out for people
with exposed bones.
Maybe a joke that I'm deleting right now.
All right.
And finally, a magician was found dead of an apparent suicide at Hollywood's legendary Magic Castle.
Authorities found the body along with a note that read simply, ta-da.
Though the man was rushed to the hospital in an Alakazambulance, doctors at Cedars-Sinai pronounced him disappeared.
I think that was the best one so far.
Oh, man.
It had the most work put into it.
You had to think about those.
It was one of these things where it was like, you know,
it's like when you get a piece of fancy cake and it looks pretty,
you're like, this isn't like the greatest cake,
but I respect that it took a lot of man hours to get it to look like that.
Yeah, exactly. Right, right.
All right.
A new study shows China has seen an 80% decline in its ivory trade in the last year.
In a related story, Keith Carey is set to finally make his long overdue trip to Beijing.
God damn it. You're an elephant, man.
You're an elephant, Carey. Part of me was like, man, we got through
a whole thing without
maybe a fan. You know what I did? I realized that I hadn't
done anything like that, and I skipped some of the jokes I
wrote for next week's episode and found one.
Just because I didn't want Devin to be deprived of the
full Mean Boys experience.
Do you guys make a joke about each other once
every episode? I mean, you know, whenever we feel like it.
Just feeling like, okay.
It's been confirmed that President Trump
has approved phone searches of White House staff
members, but only to check for pictures of their
girlfriend's tits.
Oh.
I liked it.
You guys want to hear my last one?
The B-sides are always the best.
Okay, it's the worst joke ever. Bill Paxton died yesterday during You guys want to hear my last one? This is when I was like... The B-sides are always the best.
It's the worst joke ever.
Bill Paxton died yesterday during surgery,
which is crazy because I thought he would have died from his AIDS because he's gay.
How dare you leave that out?
You son of a bitch.
Literally when you guys told me to do this,
I was like, what are the type of jokes they want?
Just like, fuck, you were like, AIDS.
Do you like AIDS, dead children?
I was like, Bill Paxton died probably because he's a
fuck dead children and he has AIDS.
I threw out a couple things.
You know all those faggot kids with their AIDS?
Exactly. They're lowercase AIDS
because they're little.
Little AIDS. Lowercase AIDS.
Oh, they get them little
fucking parades for kids.
They come in a little cup like applesauce.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, man.
Well, yeah, look,
I always play in the show,
it's like,
what if Jimmy Fallon did jokes about ISIS?
I mean,
I think it's,
you know,
the monologue format's
only funny
if there's a dead child
in there,
you know,
strewn about somewhere.
You're preaching to the choir.
If you guys could get
Jimmy Fallon on this podcast,
that would be incredible.
I mean,
he's already proved
that he supports evil,
so I feel like it's doable. Come tussle the hair of the real devils, Mr. Fallon on this podcast. That would be incredible. I mean, he's already proved that he supports evil, so I feel like it's doable.
Come tussle the hair of the real
devils, Mr. Fallon. Is Jimmy Fallon
a known Republican guy?
No, he's just like a bitch. Yeah, he just
did that because of the companies
backing him and shit. Yeah, and it was
kind of a bummer where everybody was like, fuck you, Jimmy Fallon, as though
he made that call. Right. As though
he was like, well, we were going to have a bunch of transgendered
orphans on, but instead we're pushing them out
and bringing in Donald Trump.
Trump was on SNL.
Yeah.
And then they acted like
Trump-y people after he left.
Well, the thing is,
people who run for president
go on late night shows.
That happens.
And it's not like,
oh, we don't like this one,
so he doesn't get to do it.
Can we just say that
Lorne Michaels is Jimmy Fallon,
Steve Bannon?
The Mean Boys will be right back.
Hello, everybody, and welcome. It's that time of year again
It's time for the 32nd Annual Serial Killer Awards
I'm Homicide Detective Vanderberg
And I'm a white lady in her mid-twenties with intimacy issues
Together we'll be taking a look at this season's hottest looks
On the most irredeemable crooks
While we get the inside scoop on how the nominees feel about their chances tonight
We sure will Chunky broad that works three shifts a week at a craft store.
Oh look, it's the Grim Peeper.
Let's see if we can get an exclusive interview.
Wow, wait till the nine readers of my blog hear about this.
Grim Peeper, great to see you out today.
Who are you wearing?
Well, the suit is a children's librarian I followed home from her favorite restaurant,
and the necklace is a collaboration between a toddler's teeth and the tendons of a black cat.
Let me guess.
If my analysis of true crime rumors is correct, the cat reminded you of your alcoholic mother.
Is that right?
Your pop psychology is neither correct nor a fun conversation starter.
There's a reason your sister takes forever to text you back.
Aw.
Thank you so much for your time, Grim Peeper.
We'll let you get going.
As the viewers at home know, the Grim Peeper is nominated this year for Best Picture for
the Polaroid he took of a lady trying to scribble a note to her family in blood as she was buried
alive.
Ooh, it's the small town strangler.
He made his name drifting between rural towns in the Midwest, leaving a trail of crushed
windpipes in his wake.
What inspired your throwback method of implementing death?
Good luck tonight.
Hilarious. Oh, the butcher of Baltimore. To what do you attribute your rise to fame this year from regional nuisance to national tragedy? Well, of course,
I've got to thank dog, my neighbor's dog, for telling me to kill in cold blood and bathe in
the pain of the innocent to baptize the purity of creation for my soul so that I might become
one with Satan. Well, I'm sure you two are going to be great beals of buds, that's for sure.
Big fan. Your friend from work only bought something from your Etsy store because she
felt bad for you. Hey, I sold two of my hand-knit owl potholders. She bought two. Oh, here's one of
tonight's lesser known contenders, the man known only by the alias Mortalis. What makes you think
you can pull off a dark horse victory in one of these categories tonight?
Hey, what do you mean lesser known?
Well, looking at your victim roster, it's mostly just various bugs from your backyard you made fight each other in a mason jar and your mom's new boyfriend's cat, if that's correct.
Yes, a body count that you've heavily inflated with braggadocious posts on 4chan accompanied by, and these are your words here, quote, Sick gifts.
Uh, well, first of all, that wasn't a murder.
It was a sacrifice.
Second, I'm going to use the dark energy I have accrued from that seance to imbue the power of Amnubus under the winner of my insect tournament.
And lastly, those gifts were sick as fuck.
Wait, so you're breeding an ultimate warrior through the bloody coitus of battle like that one minor plotline from Inuyasha?
How'd you know?
Have you been reading my necronomid journal, you fat bitch?
No, but I'll let you read mine.
Is this just another trap my mom set up where you seem cool,
but then you just show me a bunch of black and white blobs that look like bloody pussies,
and then give me pills that make me sleep 16 hours a day because I thought the blobs looked like bloody pussies? No.
Sick.
This award show's lame. Wanna come get finger-popped
in my second stepdad's Jeep I stole?
Can I explain in painstaking detail
the minor personality differences between my pet
rats? Can I honk your one titty that's
significantly bigger than the other one?
Well, gross.
We'll be right back after I enjoy a commercial break
free from my co-host verbally molesting me with horoscope bullshit
only at the 32nd Annual Serial Killer Awards.
All right, everybody.
The Mean Boys podcast returns.
It is time to play one of our favorite games.
Everyone, let's play Is This Domain Name Taken?
Is that domain taken?
Okay.
As with all the games, the game is explained by the name of the game.
Basically, I'm going to give you a domain name.
You have to tell me if this domain name is available for purchase
or if it has been snapped up and currently redirects to an active website.
So let's begin.
Is This Domain Name Taken?
Amputeedate.com
It's taken.
It's taken?
First of all, if you have a dating website
for amputees and you don't call it StubHub,
I don't know.
Damn, you'll carry.
Copyright, though.
Three-pointer.
It should be called NubHub.
No love for stumping and humping.
Isn't that Evan Cassidy's podcast?
I listened to a part of your guys' podcast.
You guys were making fun of all the apostrophes
in him and fucking Kevin's podcast.
Ripping and skipping.
That was so funny.
All right, anyway, sorry to...
Big fan, Devin Cosgrove.
I've had to explain every single element of the show.
I listened to that last night real quick, and that made me laugh.
Well, thanks, pal.
It is a ridiculous name.
Yeah.
I'm going to...
Oh, we're still mocking it two episodes later?
I'm going to say it's been taken.
AmputeeDate.com is taken, and it is also a very active community with a pretty hilarious cover photo I will show you after the show.
God help us all.
Is this domain name taken?
BootyDisasters.com
Yeah.
I'm just trying to think what this could be.
What couldn't it be?
Women that got like Nicki Minaj ass surgery
and then their ass broke
and then I bet you it's like a
broken ass.
Just fucking lava lamp cheeks just jiggling about
all nimbly bimbly. Lava lamp cheeks.
I'm just picturing like they've photoshopped
giant butts into like videos
of tragedies. Just a big
like disassociated butt cheek
slamming into the world. I was about to say, yeah,
the Anaconda video, like, you know,
just projected onto Holocaust, like,
liberation footage.
It's in the gas chamber.
They're watching it.
That's the gas?
Comes out of the butt.
Comes out of the butt.
All right.
Well, we've made a Holocaust fart joke.
We have taken this show to its natural destination.
By the way, remember that I had a bit of my act that was a Holocaust fart joke.
Do you remember that one?
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
How have we done this twice?
I'm going to say it's not taken.
I'm going to say it's not taken, too'm going to say it's not taken, too.
Bootydisasters.com, not taken.
Everyone batting a thousand so far.
It's upsetting that you thought of booty disasters.
Hey, man, no one likes it less than me.
Is this domain name taken?
Mydad.rocks.
Dot?
There's like a period?
Yeah, no.
They're running out of domains, so you can buy, like, dot, you know, like, dot a lot of shit.
You'll see.
This is either, like, a really cute GeoCities page or, like, hardcore child pornography.
Yeah.
As opposed to that softcore child pornography.
I think it's taken.
Because of the dot.
I don't know why, like, you'd put it.
Well, no, my dad, it's not mydad.rocks.com.
It's just mydad.rocks.
W-W-W dot mydad.rocks. But you can have a mydad.rocks. www.mydad.rocks.
But you can have a lot of weird dots.
Oh, dots.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
No, not dot rocks.
Okay.
I'm going to say not.
I like how he said that like, you buffoon.
I'm going to say it's taken still.
Mydad.rocks is taken.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
Yeah, you got it.
All right.
Is this domain name taken?
Fartsurgeon.com.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Fartsurgeon.
We didn't go as planned.
It was a booty disaster.
A lot of good men died.
I'm going to say it's not taken.
Okay.
Fartsurgeon.com is taken.
Shit.
I am fucking
batting a thousand right now.
Yeah.
I go on a lot of weird websites.
You look like somebody
whose business card
would say fart surgeon.
Like, that would be
your, like, big opener
with, like, the chicks
at the college party
and you're too old
to be at.
It's like, hey,
Devon Custard.
Come to my practice.
It's above a Chinese restaurant.
I killed Bill Paxton,
so I didn't...
Give him the mates.
Ooh, yeah,
and I'm just working
on what happens
when you...
down below
when you go to a Chinese...
Chinese food makes you fart.
Moving on.
You get it. know sometimes you're like running to a riff the way like
wait a video game when you're running across a bridge that's
falling behind oh yeah yeah
and I'm like no one needs to
hear you get it you know you got game
over we figured it out yeah you know paint by
numbers any who's
is this domain name taken?
BigTittyGrandmas.com.
For sure, yes.
BigTittyGrandmas.com, not taken.
Where are the entrepreneurs in America anymore?
Whatever happened to starting a business, having an idea, seeing a void in the market and filling it?
Supply and demand have intersected and no one is taking any of that capital.
Man, I'm surprised the bum fights guy doesn't own that.
Oh man, we got really into a spinoff of bum fights called Felony Fights.
That's a real thing, right?
It's amazing. Yeah, we'll be showing you a
clip after the show, possibly tweeting on the
Mean Boys Twitter feed. I think we should do a Hell's Box
seat with the one we're
thinking of. Yeah, maybe we should even do that
just as an impromptu bonus segment.
Yeah, that might be fun.
All right, anyway.
Moving on.
Is this domain name taken?
Bongbros.net.
Bong?
Bongbros.
Yeah.
They probably...
They sell bongs.
.net is what's throwing me there.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't think that.
Connor going for a switcheroo?
I feel like it would either be like a.com...
Also, if you're enterprising enough to have bongbros, don't you buy the.org, the.net, the.cat?
Well, I don't think.org.
Close to Bang Bros.
But.Bang Bros.
Yeah, very astute, Devin.
I'm just...
I'd be a horrible detective.
I'd be like, he had pants, and this guy had pants.
He's covered in blood and jizz.
Like, yeah, dude, that's why we called you.
Fucking Sherlock lives in his mom's
homes.
I'm gonna say
not taken.
Devin Koston. I'm gonna go with it's taken
just even though the net is there.
Not taken. Back on the board.
Yeah, there he is.
Is this domain name taken?
Northkorea.us
Yeah.
Yeah, taken.
Yeah, that's where they host that fucking prank show.
Come North Korea us.
I'm going to say
not taken.
That is not taken.
I think we're tied up. Probably. I just lost to say not taken. That is not taken. I think we're tied up.
We don't keep scoring
any of the games. They're just conversation
starters, just like a board game should be.
Talk to your kids. That's what we're trying to get out here at the
Man Boys Podcast.
The next
is this domain name taken?
Cat.attorney.
Loosely inspired by cum.lawyer, which we featured
a few months back.
I don't remember.
I'm going to say cat.attorney is real.
I'm going to say it's not real.
Well, it's not taken.
Devin Kostas.
I don't know why I thought it would be.
Get his web presence back up.
Now my subscribers are back on YouTube.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, did your subscribers get taken away or something?
No, I was joking.
Yeah, like after the last joke, maybe.
And it was a bad joke I made.
Okay.
Do you want to keep...
No, I'm not...
I think what's missing is a lack of explanation.
Cat attorney would like to file a meowship for this.
Oh.
You're in contempt of
the cat court,
sir.
I don't know how you guys do it.
I'll allow it, but please get to the laser point.
Cats like laser pointers.
Try it really hard.
It's good.
It seems like it should be easy, but it's surprisingly hard.
It's so quick, it's like I didn't catch it,
but it's good. When I like it should be easy, but it's surprisingly hard. It's so quick, it's like I didn't catch it, but it's good.
Yeah.
All right.
You know, and every one I did feel like I caught it.
It just disappeared under my paw.
All right, there we go.
That's the button on the end of it.
Which domain is worth more?
This is probably my favorite round I've ever done of this game.
Oh, this is which is worth more?
Which domain name is worth more?
These are both available, but there's a bid. Certain things
cost more than others. MikePence.Ninja
or Come.Services.
Oh, man.
That's tricky.
Jesus.
Wait, these are both official?
These are both? You can buy either of these,
but they have price tags on them.
I'd say MikePence. It's harder to buy, more expensive to buy.
I'm going to say com.services.
I think com is more marketable than Mike Pence.
MikePence.ninja is worth $3 or more.
$7.99 for that one, $4.99 for com.services, which seems like a steal.
Anything with com.
There's a lot of com.industries.
That's a little kind of hard to explain.
But services, I mean, you're being serviced and com and comes coming out of you all the pieces are there connect them
uh and final question how much is this domain name worth skunk breeders.com
gotta ask yourself how big is the market for skunk breeding many people think of them as a
common pest maybe there's you know some utilitarian function for them in the perfume industry.
But this could be some furry shit.
That's true, yeah.
You don't know.
Could be weed, too.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm going to say...
I thought I went to fucking furry sex before.
Oh, yeah, marijuana.
Could be like $30.
$30?
I'm going to say $18.99.
Skunkbreeders.com, $454.
Holy shit. Yeah. You guys don't know skunk. What is18.99. Skunkbreeders.com, $454. Holy shit.
Yeah.
You guys don't know Skunk.
What is it?
What is Skunkbreeders?
It's nothing.
Oh, it's nothing.
It's just someone owns it.
Oh, no one's bought it, right?
Someone squatted on that domain and is like,
oh, I'm going to flip this baby for a pretty penny.
And then that's what they're asking for it on GoDaddy.
I don't know exactly how it works.
How is that worth so much more than cum services?
I don't know.
And frankly, it disturbs me.
Anyway, we've got to do a sketch or something.
But we'll catch you on the flip.
Coming soon to theaters.
Behold, Margo, the last catagomes of the pyramids of Giza.
We've found them at last.
You're a genius, Dr. Harris.
In the deserts of Egypt, an ancient evil slumbers.
For thousands of years, it has remained dormant.
What's that, Professor?
By Jove, it's a sarcophagus.
Open the lid.
But the locals said an ancient prophecy foretold certain doom to it who disturbed the dead.
Oh, poppycock.
I don't care about some old-timey superstition.
I am a man of science.
Until now.
Oh, great Scott Margo.
Protect yourself. I'll handle this.
Oh, no.
He's got me. Help me.
Sorry.
Is that mummy sucking your dick?
That's right.
Prepare yourself for the spine-chilling terror of
The Cummy's Revenge!
The... Cummy?
Get it?
Yes.
Because he's a mummy?
Yeah.
That loves cum?
Yes, I fucking get it.
Cummy! Grr! Arr! Spooky! I'm sorry, I just... This seems Cummy, grr, hard, spooky.
I'm sorry, I just, this seems stupid.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it's pretty stupid.
You're stupid.
Like, why does he want the cum?
He doesn't want the cum.
He needs the cum.
Okay, but, like, why?
Because he's the cummy.
Okay, I've got it.
What if he needs the cum because he's trying to rebuild his body?
Like in the old mummy movies, he sucked people's souls out through their mouths.
Like, this is just like that, but then it's a dick joke.
That's fun, right? That makes sense.
I'm not really looking for feedback on this.
He's the cummy. He craves cum.
And if you think there's more to it than that, think again!
Uh, sorry, this whole thing just feels lazy.
Like, it feels like if you came up with a cum mummy pun
and then didn't really want to think it through past that, you know?
It's just, it's been a hard week, okay?
My wife left me.
I'm living in a motel.
And that whore said she's taking the kids.
I'm sorry.
You all deserved better.
Oh, dry your tears, old chap.
It's only human to have an off week every now and then.
Oh, fuck, I cummed.
The cummies curse is completed.
Okay, fuck this.
Also coming soon, a terrifying tale of a beast from beyond the stars
that feasts on the flesh of men and the groins of women.
Lock your doors, bolt your windows,
because here comes the one-eyed, one-horned, throbbing purple pussy eater.
Really? That seems like a bit of a
stretch. Hang on, let's see what this is all about.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, good boy.
I'll write my name with your dirty
tongue. Oh, dear.
Rated R for Rachel,
you whore. I'll drown the kids in the tub
before I sign over custody.
Hey, everybody.
The Mean Boys podcast is back and we close out the show as always with a round of a game that we've decided is our favorite.
Which of the following?
Yay.
This week, we're going to be playing around witch of the following about Christian propaganda for children.
This is, I don't know, were you a religious kid growing up?
Were you over church?
No, but I went to an all guys Catholic school in high school, but I didn't, that made me not religious.
Yeah, well you were like raised religious though.
No, not really.
They just wanted me to go there because it was like a good school.
It was a feeder to good colleges.
And then I just gave up on school midway through.
And then I was just stuck there kind of.
A feeder to good.
Can you get a scholarship for, you know, eating KFC on your webcam for $4.99 a minute?
Feeders is an obscure kind of thing that people check off.
Everybody who listens to this show knows what a feeder is.
That's one thing I love about the Mean Boys listening audience is they're just like, oh, yeah, you know, scat.
We know exactly what you want.
No Googling required.
There is no disturbing bridge too far.
But I grew up.
I went to a...
We have an episode title, by the way.
I went to a very shitty Protestant Orange County,
a lot of white people in Smiles Church.
There were a lot of weird cartoons and stuff
that was thrown at me,
so we're going to play a round of
Which of the Fallen with some of those.
The first is on a series called Veggie Tales.
Are you familiar?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is on a series called Veggie Tales. Are you familiar? Yeah.
Yeah, this is cartoon vegetables doing stories from the Bible. Which of the following is not
a real Veggie Tales episode title?
Number one, Celery Night Fever.
Number two, Holy Guacamole.
Number three,
Dave and the Giant Pickle.
Number four, Veggies in Space,
The Fennel Frontier.
Mmm.
Shit.
I'm not that familiar with the Bible.
I feel like they all could be.
They all sound right to me.
These are, well, first of all, Saturday Night Fever is not a story from the Bible.
I know that, but I feel like, I don't know, maybe there was a little segment in the book where the... Maybe Saturday Night Fever got that from...
And the Lord was indeed staying alive.
I mean, yeah, there was a plague in Egypt.
That was a bit of a fever.
It lasted a while.
It could have gone through a couple Saturdays at the very least.
And the people could tell the Messiah by the way he walked.
So it was that one, then.
It was the Saturday Night Fever one, right?
That was the first one.
I was like, eh, but...
I don't know.
It's that one.
The fenol in space is so specific, at least you would believe I'm going to.
Why would you think of that?
What were number two and three again?
Number two was holy guacamole, and number three was Dave and the giant pickle.
This is the dilemma here because Dave and the giant pickle, I feel like someone at the
VeggieTales corporate office should have the oversight to realize that people are going
to imply that that's a penis.
But holy guacamole also implies that there's an avocado
vegetable, which I think might be a fruit,
which may be a giveaway.
But the guacamole implies that
he died.
Just to hit your logic here, and I'm not telling you
one way or the other, Bob the tomato is the host
and the tomato is also a fruit. So they play it fast and loose
with their food rules. Oh, interesting.
So you're the only fruit that's not allowed to enter the kingdom of heaven.
There it is.
Anyway.
Kate's not wide enough.
You know what?
I'm going holy guacamole.
The great answer is two, holy guacamole.
Yeah, what up, bitch?
All right, Dave.
Good for you.
Dave and the Jack of Pickles.
That's how you counteract excitement.
Yeah.
No, that's the correct response.
Round number two is still VeggieTales related related you lost this dumb game you made up yourself which you are playing for with
zero prizes or notoriety at stake for the same people that listen every week anyway continue
round number two which of the following celebrities did not make a cameo on veggie tales
mr t wayne brady terry cruz or kel or Kel Mitchell ooh okay wait
so who didn't make one
which of the following
did not make an appearance
on VeggieTales
Mr. T
Wayne Brady
Terry Crews
or Kel Mitchell
Kel did
because I think he's Christian
yeah I know
I know for a fact
is it Flappers
being very Christian
oh yeah no
I have it for the Lord
Flappers for the Lord
I worked with him
at Flappers
and yeah
super into God
he had a thing
well I don't want to
burn Kel Mitchell's material
I mean we got a big
crossover audience
on this show
Kel Mitchell
it's so funny
just to say his name
no dude
he's a
fucking super nice guy
I'm sure
that was honestly
I think the only time
I've ever been starstruck
in my comedy career
was Kel
was because I was like
this motherfucker
is Kel from
Keenan and Goddamn Kel I'm not kidding same here I was like really my comedy career was because I was like, this motherfucker is Kel from Keenan and goddamn Kel.
I'm not kidding. Same here. I was like, really?
I watched his whole set. I was just like, you're the
orange soda guy when I was a kid.
That's crazy.
We told Dave Chappelle to go back to Africa.
Didn't move the needle.
Kel Mitchell, I was like, motherfucker,
I was eight.
And now I am working
with this man in a professional capacity a lot of air quotes uh in
that sentence put him wherever you feel him oh shit terry cruz i don't know if terry cruz he's
a nice guy so i feel like he may but i don't know if he's religious or not and wayne brady sounds
like he would have done it i wonder i wonder when they stopped making veggie tales because i
and then maybe kel because i feel like kel only got about two years ago was the last release i
did a lot of research.
Oh, by the way, my friend Jamal,
who got shot in this thing,
he's a rapper named Cali Stacks.
Go check him out.
He said that he saw Kel Mitchell at Six Flags
one time like six years ago.
And this is how he tells the story.
He's like, yeah, ain't nobody like, you know,
crowding around and being like,
oh my God, it's Kel.
You're just kind of like sitting there like,
yeah, I'm Kel.
I know. I'm a guy uh who was the first name again mr t i feel like he would do it yeah mr t well i mean mr t needs a
check baby yeah okay so mr t and keller canceled out for me it's down to terry cruz and wayne
brady i'm gonna say wayne brady i gotta feel like wayne brady is one of those people that's
like secretly kind of an atheist i'll just just, I'll go with Terry Crews.
The correct answer is Mr. T.
Oh, fuck. Mr. T thrown in there because
he actually has done a lot of weird religious television.
Right, that's a perfect thing to fuck us up with.
Yeah, that's a well-made game,
Kerry. Round number three. Which of the following
is not the title of an episode of the show Bible
Man? A shitty Christian
Batman series starring Willie Ames, the
second lead from charles in charge
number one i swear that's true number one terminating the toxic tonic of disrespect
look and they thought that jerking off the dudes was gay oh this show is gayer than you can imagine
number one terminating the toxic tonic of disrespect number two the six lies of the
fiddler number three combating the commandant of confusion.
And number four, lassoing the lieutenant of lust.
Ooh.
Which of them is not a name?
Which of them is not real?
Lust seems like kind of a heavy topic for young kids.
Yeah, lassoing the lieutenant of lust seems like it wouldn't be allowed.
Yeah, it's either B or D.
B was the six lies of the fibbler. Oh, I want to believe the fibbler's real. Yeah, that's either B or D. B was the six lies of the fibbler.
Oh, I want to believe the fibbler's real.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's like, you know, kids don't lie and shit.
But yeah, kids don't fuck.
I mean, at least wait until Bible Man reloaded.
Bible Man begins?
Yeah, the gritty reboot of Bible Man Beyond, you know?
No, just Christians don't believe in the future.
So you're going with Lieutenant of Lust, both of you?
Yeah, I think so.
That is correct.
Yeah.
That is correct for us.
What about you, Kerry?
They're not all going to be good throw-offs.
Where the fuck did it go?
Round number four.
Which of the following is not a title of a Chick tract,
which is a series of small, free comic books
designed to teach kids creepy Christian values?
Number one, a book on evolution called Apes, Lies, and Mrs. Hen.
Number two, The Case of Eve vs. Steve, a breakdown of gay rights.
Number three, a pamphlet on Islam called The Littlest Bride.
And number four, a pamphlet on God's wrath entitled There Go the Dinosaurs.
Yo.
This is going to take all night.
Yo. This is like take all night. Yo.
This is like so upsetting.
Oh, man.
Name them again.
I gotta figure it's the dinosaurs.
Apes, Lies, and Mrs. Hen.
The Case of Eve vs. Steve.
The Littlest Bride.
And There Go the Dinosaurs.
The Littlest Bride one, I don't...
No, I gotta figure that's one where they're just like,
Muslims fuck kids as opposed to us who do it with a funnier hat and i'm figuring i'm figuring dinosaurs is uh the you know the wrath of the dinosaur you know whatever i'm pretty sure i i'm
what's the title on that again there go the dinosaurs no they don't believe in dinosaurs
so i gotta i gotta figure if you think that you know there go the dinosaurs no they don't believe in dinosaurs so I gotta
I gotta figure
if you think that
you know
God hates gay people
you also don't believe
in dinosaurs
well they believe in dinosaurs
they just believe
they like rode them and shit
like they parked
like brontosauruses
I'm the dinosaur one
fuck it
alright
that's my guess
I don't think
I'm gonna go with
the Muslim one
the fake one is
the case of Eve
versus Steve
oh
damn
and you are 100% correct
on your assessment
of what The Littlest Bride
is about.
Oh, yeah, but it's about
a hella kid fucking.
Okay.
Yeah, and there go the dinosaurs.
Well, the case of Eve versus Steve,
what are they saying?
Well, they're not saying anything
because I made that up.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
It wasn't used.
I'm not good at it.
I don't know where I am right now.
We gave you the answer key
and you still failed the test.
Still failed, yeah.
And finally, round number five. Jamal also, by the way, gave you the answer key, and you still failed the test. Still failed, yeah. And finally, round number five.
Jamal also, by the way, gave me the answer key to my Spanish final, which is probably
the only reason I got a B.
What's this dude's last name?
Johnson.
Oh, okay.
There's a guy on my Facebook named Jamal Rowland, and he seems like your friend.
He's like a rapper, and he posts weird stuff.
I feel like...
No, dude.
Kelly's...
I know a different Jamal rapper, and I don't know if we're racist or if a lot of Jamal's
rap.
Both, and somehow neither.
Bless the bottle, dude.
Big, big underground radio hit.
One of the most ignorant rap anthems you'll ever hear.
Sounds good.
It's pretty awesome.
Finally, round number five.
This is a little different.
This is all real or all fake.
These are quotes from those comics.
Not those specific ones, but the same series of comics.
Are these all real quotes or all fake quotes?
First quote, number one, quote, Marcy, get out of here.
You're dead.
You don't exist anymore.
Number two, no flat tire is going to stop us from getting an abortion.
Number three, quote, the girl was dragged into a black and white car and witnesses heard
her scream.
Man, that turns me on.
And number four, quote, if anyone tries to make you gay, run away from them.
What's the third to last one?
That would be the second one.
The third one?
Name him again.
He is like the quickest talkers I've ever met.
I haven't registered anything.
No, you're just a very stupid man.
I'm stupid.
You're not a smart fellow.
Just keep going through it.
I'll slow it down.
Go again.
You're a fake game.
You have terrible reading comprehension.
It's a real game.
I don't read, Connor.
Number one, quote, Marcy, get out of here.
You're dead.
You don't exist anymore.
Number two.
Condescendingly long pause.
Number two, quote, no flat tire is going to stop us from getting an abortion.
You know, like the cars have tires and there's a puncture on the car and this being implied that they're on
their way to kill the baby. Number three
is the puncture in the baby.
Just a trashy,
no rubber kind of bra.
Very good. Number three, quote,
the girl was dragged into a black and white
car. Witnesses heard her scream.
Man, that turns me on. That's the one I don't
believe. Oh, really? Yeah. And number four,
quote, if anyone tries to make you gay, just run away.
Just because you've repressed the memory of this biographical account of your actions,
you creepy fuck.
I don't know.
Yeah.
No, these are all real or all fake.
I got to figure they're...
I'm saying they're all real.
Yeah, I think they're all real.
There was a couple that sounded really real.
That is correct.
Those are all real.
Man.
Yeah.
That first one about the girl being dead is from one that's about Dungeons and Dragons and how it leads to witchcraft. You were raised reading these? Oh, dude. Man. Yeah. That first one about the girl being dead is from one of the, it's
about Dungeons and
Dragons and how it
leads to witchcraft.
You were raised
reading these?
Oh, dude, straight
up, my neighbor wasn't
allowed to play D&D.
He had to do it in
secret, which made it
feel even more
satanic.
Were you raised
really religious,
Connor?
No, no, no.
I was raised like
atheist or whatever.
Just my neighbor was
Christian.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, that's it for
which of the following
gang, and that's, do
we have anything in
the mailbag this week or now?
Uh,
someone basically just asked me if I prefer Yu-Gi-Oh or Beyblade.
And not that I didn't have Beyblade.
I just,
I got to go Yu-Gi-Oh.
The hard hitting questions.
Beyblades are those ones that are just,
they're,
they're tops.
They're tops.
They're tops.
They like fight.
They're just edgy tops.
You know,
think of them as like mom and dad,
but in top.
Good Lord. Or mom and dad but in top good lord
her mom is stepdad yeah i got it yeah all right well that's it uh devon thanks for coming on the
show oh thanks for having me uh you know on my facebook you sound pretty over this did you have
a good time i had a good time i did okay good yeah uh and my youtube at devon costa my name d-e-v-a-n
c-o-s-t-a You know all those at signs on YouTube.
Oh, that's right.
That's not even with that.
I got to go read.
It's a fucking backslash, Costa.
Not to be confused with a backlash after your horrible appearance.
No, we're just joshing you.
The day this comes out, I'll be at the Comedy Store for doing the roast battle.
On Thursday, I'm headlining a show at the Riviera in La Mesa, which is like San Diego adjacent, I think.
And it's this Saturday.
Nice.
The King returns.
Back at the Holiday Inn in Victorville.
All right.
They can't get enough of me.
Oh, my God.
All your credits sound like jokes.
In Victorville.
I love that town. New York, I'm coming to your credits sound like jokes. In Victorville. I love that town.
New York, I'm coming to you March 3rd.
I'm going to be at the Karma Lounge in the Village at 7 o'clock.
March 4th, I'll be at the New York Comedy Club.
March 5th, I will be at the Knitting Factory.
And then March 6th and 7th, I'll be at The Stand.
So come out to any of those.
Keep an eye on my Facebook.
I'll be posting times and shows and all that shit.
So, yeah. Oh, can we tease shows and all that shit. So yeah.
Oh, can we tease our guest next week?
Oh, yeah.
And stay tuned for next week for our 50th episode of Spectacular with mild to moderate celebrity Tony Hinchcliffe.
Oh, that'll be fun.
Yeah.
Several of you might have seen his face a little bit.
Oh.
Well, that's it.
We really lost steam on the end of this show.
Yeah, we sure did.
Maybe we should have done the sketches and broken it up a bit
And not saved them for the end
Let's locker room it later
You want to wrap this thing up
It was good relax
This is what we do every show
We're like this sucks and then it ends up being great
Devin here's the thing
I'm going to leave this explanation in
We close the show by saying in unison
Fuck everything God is dead
So what I typically do
With people that are polite enough to be fans of the amazing program we close the show by saying in unison, fuck everything, God is dead. Okay, let's do it. So what I typically do, you know,
with people that are polite enough to be fans
of the amazing program that we record here every week,
is I go, one, two, three, and then we say it together.
So it's the, you know, the rhythm is kind of a
fuck everything, God is dead.
Okay.
Shall we? You guys ready?
Let's do it.
Fuck everything, God is dumb.