Mean Boys - EP 49 - Lava Lamp Cheeks (feat. Devan Costa)

Episode Date: February 28, 2017

Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/meanboys This week’s segments include “Mexican Joke Off”, “The Serial Killer Awards”, “Is This Domain Name Taken”, “The Cummy” and a gam...e of “Which of the Following” with Christian children’s propoganda. Watch the new Burn Booth: youtu.be/J4RS0ErEc1k Follow our guest Devan Costa on Twitter: twitter.com/DevanCosta Follow the show on Twitter: twitter.com/meanboyspodcast Follow Keith on Twitter: twitter.com/keithtellsjokes Follow Connor on Twitter: twitter.com/connormcspadden Visit us on the web: www.meanboyspodcast.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/meanboyspodcast Theme: I’ve Seen Footage by Death Grips (itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-mon…tore/id515449028) Buy Keith’s album (itunes.apple.com/us/album/forever-nap/id1105182043) We are proudly sponsored by Don Carlo's Taco Shop in La Jolla California (http://eataburrito.com) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:26 That's D-A-Z-N.com. Hey everybody, welcome to the Mean Boys podcast, the alt-right and the radical left are but opposing walls of the mass grave we are all buried in. I'm Keith Carey. I'm Connor McSpadden. And I'm... The guy that sold your sister the Adderall that led to her death. What's funny is I had like a little dossier of like Devinworth's and they were all variants. I'm like, yeah, you sell Oxycontin.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a lot of prescription drugs and like premature family member funerals yeah yeah yeah yeah a lot of a lot of like long nights no you know i don't really sleep much like the machinist yeah but by the way thank you for your overwhelming enthusiasm even with the two words of lines that you've been i said i'm you didn't interrupt me quick enough yeah no you know you just you just went and um and i'm like i wasn't here and you're supposed to be like, and I'm, give me a little lead up. I had to like fucking jump right in. We're not doing... You gotta
Starting point is 00:01:29 take me down. I don't know. You're criticizing him for not setting you up to be a dick to him. You premeditated insult on me. I didn't combine by the rules. I kicked you in the nuts, but you didn't like dangle him. How come you didn't like scream that much? You should have moved your crotch into my foot, you piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:01:47 How dare you do a bunch of work to be on my insignificant podcast? I already saw the fucking tweet you guys sent. It was like, unfortunately, Devin Koss is a guest. And I was like, you know what? I don't want to go. I can't believe Mean Boys wasn't so friendly about it. How is Mean Boys being mean? Yeah, for the listener, we are joined by L.A. comedian, very funny dude, Devin Koss.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I like a Freudian slip for the listener. No, that wasn't Freudian. For the listener, we are joined by L.A. comedian, very funny dude, Devin Costa. I like a Freudian slip for the listener. No, that wasn't Freudian. For the listener, it's singular. Yeah, for fucking weird Ryan Colby and anybody else with an egg for an avatar, we got this asshole. Yeah, yeah, we got this dude, notable for tumbleweed and also deafening silence. Yes, yes. No, he's got a bunch of YouTube videos. Devin Costa has done for the North American douchebag
Starting point is 00:02:27 what Jane Goodall did for the chimps of Africa. It's truly hilarious stuff, so please enjoy those at your leisure. Yeah, your YouTube stuff is pretty amazing. Oh, thanks. They're the only videos that anybody we know posts that I actually watch. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I refuse to support anyone else's dumb dream. I watch everybody's video. You guys ever just sit on YouTube watching open writers? Oh, yeah. No, dude. I like Facebook stalk insignificant people all day. It's sick. I'll come home after watching 25 comics and watch more on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:02:56 I made my girlfriend spend an hour just watching various autistic comedians I've known throughout my life. How did you get a girlfriend to watch YouTube comedy? She has very low self-esteem. Good for you. Clearly. Yeah, you know, she's someone we've wanted to have on the show for a long time, Devin, but we're like, does Devin leave the house? Does he, like, will he get mad if I try to initiate friendly contact?
Starting point is 00:03:18 I'm not that worried about it. Oh, okay. He's fine. I'm fine. Yeah, he's also one of the few people I feel confident I could take in a fight. Oh, Devin? Because I feel like De I could take in a fight. Yeah, sure. Oh, Devin? Because I feel like Devin's move in a fight is just be like, I probably deserve this. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:03:32 You got a very self-flagulating vibe. I can't believe I haven't been attacked. Have you not? No. Have you ever been in a fight? Yeah, but it was like fat kid fights. Like you hit my cheeseburger in my hand. One of my favorite fight series.
Starting point is 00:03:43 We had like a pathetic fight like that's the best one i've seen is fat kid fights fat kid fights yeah that's true kid sean finkelberg hit my mcdouble out of my hand at the bus stop and i punched him that all sounds but like i didn't even have a real punch like i didn't know how to punch like side punched him like the side of my fist like apes everyone got it like you were Fonzie trying to fix his youth box? So somebody was filming it and then I thought like I won and then he pushes me
Starting point is 00:04:11 into a rose bush and I was like literally like Jesus like in this rose bush like thorns all in me and then later on that night it was our high school
Starting point is 00:04:21 football game and the video was going around the stands so people were standing like all the cool kids were standing and like looking at me like yo dad like yeah like after the punch and then they'd look back at the video like 30 seconds later and then they'd be like oh shit and they just start laughing because of the rails bush yeah dude wow i'm glad we know your entire super villain origin story i i got punched in the face on my first day of high school and someone videotaped it and put it on
Starting point is 00:04:46 Myspace and it had like thousands and thousands Of views and the title was just like you know like White boy gay kid gets punched in the face Like I uh In like fifth grade I had a Goosebumps lunchbox And this was like well past The coolness expiration date for Goosebumps Great name for your butthole as well by the way
Starting point is 00:05:02 Goosebumps lunchbox. The first day of school, though, I'm on the bus going home, and I see these kids sort of having a conference in the back, and they come up, and they're like, yeah, we're going to beat the shit out of you when we get off the bus. They just made an informed decision. And we got off the bus, and I hit one of them with the lunchbox. That was my move, and it did nothing, and then he just took
Starting point is 00:05:19 the lunchbox from me, hit me with it so hard that it shattered, and then they just kicked me until I peed. And then I went home to my mom and I was like, I got beat up and then I peed. And she would not stop laughing. Okay, well, that was cool. End of the Mexican joke-off. Ay, so
Starting point is 00:05:36 topical. I'm sorry about your tales of childhood woe. No, it was funny. I haven't even heard that. No, I mean, it's, you know, like, kind of funny. I mean, it's, you know, like, kind of funny. I mean, it's funny now. All right, well, we're doing the fucking Mexican joke.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I'll start it off this week. Okay. A Minnesota doctor is accused of sexually assaulting multiple child gymnasts. The prosecutors want to give him 25 to life,
Starting point is 00:05:56 while the notoriously picky Russian judge only gave him a 7.5. Oh, that's good stuff. I wish that they announced criminal verdicts in the same way as they judge Olympic gymnastics. 6.3. OJ Trell, guilty, guilty.
Starting point is 00:06:13 He's one of ours. Be cool. Be cool about it. Filipino leader Rodrigo Duterte is sponsoring a bill which would lower the age of criminal responsibility from 15 to 9. He says it is time for young offenders to pay the Fisher Price for their actions. That's good. All right, I go now, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yeah, yeah. All right. Despite his history of anti-Semitic comments, Mel Gibson was back at the Academy Awards last night, making Hollywood very uncomfortable when he showed up with Richard Spencer and a cage. Did you guys watch the Oscars last night? Yeah, dude. No.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Dude, fucking every time they cut to Mel Gibson, I'm just like, we learned nothing. He's losing his mind. He literally is turning into like a rodent. He really is. He's got crazy guy hair. He got in that machine from the fucking fly with like some sort of sassy badger. Yeah. And his teeth are getting bigger.
Starting point is 00:07:02 He doesn't even look like Mel Gibson. And you look at every face he made during the Oscars and you're like, oh, that's not a guy who likes Jews more now. No, no. Not at all. Not a nice side piece, though. Bill Gibson's one of those people where, you know, just because he's so horrible ideologically, like, I'm never going to pay for his shit, but I will torrent it and enjoy it very much. I feel you. I watched that Hacksaw Ridge movie, and it is emphasis on hack.
Starting point is 00:07:22 It is a terrible fucking movie. Really? Really. Oh, it's garbage. Dude, we gotta watch The Beaver and we also gotta watch Get the Gringo because those are two
Starting point is 00:07:30 of the most fun movies Oh my god, he's turning into The Beaver. Dude, The Beaver looked like the weirdest movie ever made. It's pretty, it's Mel Gibson gets possessed
Starting point is 00:07:39 by a beaver, kind of. And there's a puppet and it's basically a great movie and then there's a bunch of annoying shit like a coming of age story about his son that you kind of and there's a puppet and it's it's basically a great movie and then there's a bunch of annoying shit like a coming-of-age story about his son that you kind of fast forward through uh here's the thing i'm not good at telling whether movies are good or if i just enjoyed them but then like jody foster directed definitely not good probably yeah didn't jody foster yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's like you know she's talented by the way with this political climate
Starting point is 00:08:02 i think jody foster needs to start making more movies. Am I right, everybody? That's a good Ronald Reagan joke. Not really a good one, but a joke. Oh, shit. I didn't even get it until then, but that's actually really good. Okay. All right. Speaking of the Academy Awards, the film Hidden Figures remains in the top ten after a staggering ten weeks of release. This far-fetched fantasy depicts a magical realm where women can do math.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Oh, dear. All right. Fire up your angry emails, women that don't listen to this show shut up moonlight one you're not allowed to be upset anymore la la land got nothing and now everyone's fine i've got something for a little bit uh i'm sorry i'm annoyed yeah you actually pissed not really i just when that fucking happened though and like the stage manager ran out there was like half a second Where I'm like Please tell me they're not About to give it to Mel Gibson
Starting point is 00:08:47 Like we just Dude that would be That would have been The funniest thing That ever happened Yeah Yeah Oh man
Starting point is 00:08:54 Anywho A new survey shows That nearly half of college students Think that their student loans Will be forgiven In addition An estimated 26% Still leave cookies and milk out
Starting point is 00:09:02 For Bernie Sanders On April 14th Aww Kinda sad Aww Kinda sad Bernie Santa tax day joke 26% still leave cookies and milk out for Bernie Sanders on April 14th. Aw. Kind of sad. Kind of a sad Bernie Santa tax day joke. I miss Bernie. Yeah. He was, you know, he had hope in his eyes.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Anyway, okay. Just got real. I don't know. It's intense. I don't have riffs, Connor. Okay. Yeah. New Attorney General Jeff Sessions wants to make recreational marijuana illegal in the
Starting point is 00:09:26 states that you criminalize it, but says first he'll focus on recreational black people. Oh. Look at you fitting right in, pal. Recreational black people. I honestly wrote that and I was like, I feel like Connor's said that before. Recreational black people. Have you had that for a punchline before? Recreational, like, a group of people.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I mean, I had medicinal coloreds, i think that's good okay for some for some reason when you say black people all i think of is the guys who are playing basketball with will smith and the fresh prince opening i don't really know why he's doing pull-ups in venice beach that's recreational you got a prescription for these guys rest i gotta weigh them and weigh them and make sure it's within the accepted personal limits. That's with the intent to distribute those black people. All right. I don't like this one, but it's fine. An 88-year-old woman was raped by the staff of her nursing home.
Starting point is 00:10:17 On the upside, she'll never again have to wonder, where's the beef? Don't get it. Oh, man. I forgot you're 12. It's a commercial from the 80s about an old lady who wanted a cheeseburger oh i didn't know the star but in this case the beef is okay but what's the beef reference is just a reference used by people that i don't know what their reference like i don't even yeah yeah it's like something i only know from the things it's been parodied in that
Starting point is 00:10:39 are just like one generation well that that lackluster response was worth exploiting the trauma of a rape victim. Well, I hope you feel good about yourself. Sure do. You're up. All right. Kim Jong-nam, the half-brother
Starting point is 00:10:53 of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, was assassinated using a deadly nerve toxin administered by two tourists who thought they were participating in a reality TV show.
Starting point is 00:11:00 The women are currently being held by Chinese authorities and are devastated to have held Lost the Seasons of Asia's next top France Ferdinand. Longest joke ever.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I've never seen a person's mouth run out of gas before. I was like, I should have looked at that and made it shorter because there's for sure a lot of unnecessary information. I was listening to that on Conspiracy Theory Talk Radio, though. They did tell them that they took these two women to a mall. It was an Indonesian woman and I think a Chinese woman because they didn't want to use a
Starting point is 00:11:26 korean person because i get the this radio show host was like yeah chinese people know how to pick out koreans which was weirdly but he's like he's like they look different and they're like they wanted to get two people so that their fingerprints weren't on it they told him that the reality show was like we're pulling a t-shirt over people random people's heads and filming their reactions and they did it at the mall like four or five times they're like you guys are great at this we're gonna go do it at the airport go get this guy and they put this nerve toxin called vx into the t-shirt and then they just killed the guy killed kim jong-un's half brother yeah these two women like didn't know and apparently like and now they're being like charged with murder
Starting point is 00:11:54 yeah apparently north korea did it because they were just keeping that guy like in case kim jong-un died and they're gonna try to set him up as like a puppet dictator you know because he's like fucking crazy it's like the actors on punk were charged with murder right that would be a great like meta punk where like they like you know they think that they're pranking like samuel jackson or whatever and then they fake his death just so people think that they just killed him and then they put them away for like 100 years oh my god that's fucking terrible what the fuck is going on we're like not only do we elect a reality star but also we're assassinating people the same way the Jamie Kennedy experiment he's got X
Starting point is 00:12:28 that's funny okay I'm up all right all right okay President Trump said last night he's going to repeal and replace Obamacare with something very special very soon and then wield a TV onto the stage to show how to acquire health packs and Mario Kart
Starting point is 00:12:44 that's all right very soon, and then wheeled a TV onto the stage to show how to acquire health packs and Mario Kart. That's all right. Only 90s kids will get that joke. Am I right, gang? You're old. How many slap bracelets does it take to fix your soul? I don't know why slap bracelets are always my go-to to be angry at people for liking the 90s. A new study has concluded that despite previous evidence,
Starting point is 00:13:05 there is no proof that cats cause mental illness, added Professor Dice Clay. Quote, but pussy still drives me crazy. Dude, it's been a while since a blank position of authority. Dice Clay has made an appearance on the podcast. We have three recurring motifs, which are ISIS, Andrew Dice Clay, and the profoundly retarded. Those always pop up in here.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Those are the trifecta. It's perfect. Oh, speaking of that third thing. Oh, shit. Pope Francis has given a speech warning of a great world war caused by water scarcity. In response, Lori Petty has warned the Pope of relying on such a war to do anything for his career. I don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Starting the movie Tank Girl. Oh, God. A movie about water shortages. Yeah. Okay. Knew it wasn't going to work. Did it for probably three of you oh yeah but fuck my where's the beef
Starting point is 00:13:48 reference well you didn't immediately associate Laurie Petty with a seminal 1990 whatever film tanker the worst part is I'm kind of embarrassed that I didn't get that reference immediately yeah fun watch a man with a blood alcohol content over
Starting point is 00:14:04 three times the legal limit drove a truck into a crowd at Mardi Gras over the weekend, injuring 28 people, and by New Orleans law is now the new mayor. So it works. I just spent a long time trying to figure out how many beads to throw out for people with exposed bones. Maybe a joke that I'm deleting right now. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:21 And finally, a magician was found dead of an apparent suicide at Hollywood's legendary Magic Castle. Authorities found the body along with a note that read simply, ta-da. Though the man was rushed to the hospital in an Alakazambulance, doctors at Cedars-Sinai pronounced him disappeared. I think that was the best one so far. Oh, man. It had the most work put into it. You had to think about those. It was one of these things where it was like, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:49 it's like when you get a piece of fancy cake and it looks pretty, you're like, this isn't like the greatest cake, but I respect that it took a lot of man hours to get it to look like that. Yeah, exactly. Right, right. All right. A new study shows China has seen an 80% decline in its ivory trade in the last year. In a related story, Keith Carey is set to finally make his long overdue trip to Beijing. God damn it. You're an elephant, man.
Starting point is 00:15:07 You're an elephant, Carey. Part of me was like, man, we got through a whole thing without maybe a fan. You know what I did? I realized that I hadn't done anything like that, and I skipped some of the jokes I wrote for next week's episode and found one. Just because I didn't want Devin to be deprived of the full Mean Boys experience. Do you guys make a joke about each other once
Starting point is 00:15:23 every episode? I mean, you know, whenever we feel like it. Just feeling like, okay. It's been confirmed that President Trump has approved phone searches of White House staff members, but only to check for pictures of their girlfriend's tits. Oh. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:15:40 You guys want to hear my last one? The B-sides are always the best. Okay, it's the worst joke ever. Bill Paxton died yesterday during You guys want to hear my last one? This is when I was like... The B-sides are always the best. It's the worst joke ever. Bill Paxton died yesterday during surgery, which is crazy because I thought he would have died from his AIDS because he's gay. How dare you leave that out? You son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Literally when you guys told me to do this, I was like, what are the type of jokes they want? Just like, fuck, you were like, AIDS. Do you like AIDS, dead children? I was like, Bill Paxton died probably because he's a fuck dead children and he has AIDS. I threw out a couple things. You know all those faggot kids with their AIDS?
Starting point is 00:16:12 Exactly. They're lowercase AIDS because they're little. Little AIDS. Lowercase AIDS. Oh, they get them little fucking parades for kids. They come in a little cup like applesauce. Oh. Oh. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Well, yeah, look, I always play in the show, it's like, what if Jimmy Fallon did jokes about ISIS? I mean, I think it's, you know, the monologue format's
Starting point is 00:16:33 only funny if there's a dead child in there, you know, strewn about somewhere. You're preaching to the choir. If you guys could get Jimmy Fallon on this podcast,
Starting point is 00:16:41 that would be incredible. I mean, he's already proved that he supports evil, so I feel like it's doable. Come tussle the hair of the real devils, Mr. Fallon on this podcast. That would be incredible. I mean, he's already proved that he supports evil, so I feel like it's doable. Come tussle the hair of the real devils, Mr. Fallon. Is Jimmy Fallon a known Republican guy?
Starting point is 00:16:52 No, he's just like a bitch. Yeah, he just did that because of the companies backing him and shit. Yeah, and it was kind of a bummer where everybody was like, fuck you, Jimmy Fallon, as though he made that call. Right. As though he was like, well, we were going to have a bunch of transgendered orphans on, but instead we're pushing them out and bringing in Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Trump was on SNL. Yeah. And then they acted like Trump-y people after he left. Well, the thing is, people who run for president go on late night shows. That happens.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And it's not like, oh, we don't like this one, so he doesn't get to do it. Can we just say that Lorne Michaels is Jimmy Fallon, Steve Bannon? The Mean Boys will be right back. Hello, everybody, and welcome. It's that time of year again
Starting point is 00:17:29 It's time for the 32nd Annual Serial Killer Awards I'm Homicide Detective Vanderberg And I'm a white lady in her mid-twenties with intimacy issues Together we'll be taking a look at this season's hottest looks On the most irredeemable crooks While we get the inside scoop on how the nominees feel about their chances tonight We sure will Chunky broad that works three shifts a week at a craft store. Oh look, it's the Grim Peeper.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Let's see if we can get an exclusive interview. Wow, wait till the nine readers of my blog hear about this. Grim Peeper, great to see you out today. Who are you wearing? Well, the suit is a children's librarian I followed home from her favorite restaurant, and the necklace is a collaboration between a toddler's teeth and the tendons of a black cat. Let me guess. If my analysis of true crime rumors is correct, the cat reminded you of your alcoholic mother.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Is that right? Your pop psychology is neither correct nor a fun conversation starter. There's a reason your sister takes forever to text you back. Aw. Thank you so much for your time, Grim Peeper. We'll let you get going. As the viewers at home know, the Grim Peeper is nominated this year for Best Picture for the Polaroid he took of a lady trying to scribble a note to her family in blood as she was buried
Starting point is 00:18:31 alive. Ooh, it's the small town strangler. He made his name drifting between rural towns in the Midwest, leaving a trail of crushed windpipes in his wake. What inspired your throwback method of implementing death? Good luck tonight. Hilarious. Oh, the butcher of Baltimore. To what do you attribute your rise to fame this year from regional nuisance to national tragedy? Well, of course, I've got to thank dog, my neighbor's dog, for telling me to kill in cold blood and bathe in
Starting point is 00:19:00 the pain of the innocent to baptize the purity of creation for my soul so that I might become one with Satan. Well, I'm sure you two are going to be great beals of buds, that's for sure. Big fan. Your friend from work only bought something from your Etsy store because she felt bad for you. Hey, I sold two of my hand-knit owl potholders. She bought two. Oh, here's one of tonight's lesser known contenders, the man known only by the alias Mortalis. What makes you think you can pull off a dark horse victory in one of these categories tonight? Hey, what do you mean lesser known? Well, looking at your victim roster, it's mostly just various bugs from your backyard you made fight each other in a mason jar and your mom's new boyfriend's cat, if that's correct.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Yes, a body count that you've heavily inflated with braggadocious posts on 4chan accompanied by, and these are your words here, quote, Sick gifts. Uh, well, first of all, that wasn't a murder. It was a sacrifice. Second, I'm going to use the dark energy I have accrued from that seance to imbue the power of Amnubus under the winner of my insect tournament. And lastly, those gifts were sick as fuck. Wait, so you're breeding an ultimate warrior through the bloody coitus of battle like that one minor plotline from Inuyasha? How'd you know? Have you been reading my necronomid journal, you fat bitch?
Starting point is 00:20:11 No, but I'll let you read mine. Is this just another trap my mom set up where you seem cool, but then you just show me a bunch of black and white blobs that look like bloody pussies, and then give me pills that make me sleep 16 hours a day because I thought the blobs looked like bloody pussies? No. Sick. This award show's lame. Wanna come get finger-popped in my second stepdad's Jeep I stole? Can I explain in painstaking detail
Starting point is 00:20:33 the minor personality differences between my pet rats? Can I honk your one titty that's significantly bigger than the other one? Well, gross. We'll be right back after I enjoy a commercial break free from my co-host verbally molesting me with horoscope bullshit only at the 32nd Annual Serial Killer Awards. All right, everybody.
Starting point is 00:20:56 The Mean Boys podcast returns. It is time to play one of our favorite games. Everyone, let's play Is This Domain Name Taken? Is that domain taken? Okay. As with all the games, the game is explained by the name of the game. Basically, I'm going to give you a domain name. You have to tell me if this domain name is available for purchase
Starting point is 00:21:19 or if it has been snapped up and currently redirects to an active website. So let's begin. Is This Domain Name Taken? Amputeedate.com It's taken. It's taken? First of all, if you have a dating website for amputees and you don't call it StubHub,
Starting point is 00:21:33 I don't know. Damn, you'll carry. Copyright, though. Three-pointer. It should be called NubHub. No love for stumping and humping. Isn't that Evan Cassidy's podcast? I listened to a part of your guys' podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:53 You guys were making fun of all the apostrophes in him and fucking Kevin's podcast. Ripping and skipping. That was so funny. All right, anyway, sorry to... Big fan, Devin Cosgrove. I've had to explain every single element of the show. I listened to that last night real quick, and that made me laugh.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Well, thanks, pal. It is a ridiculous name. Yeah. I'm going to... Oh, we're still mocking it two episodes later? I'm going to say it's been taken. AmputeeDate.com is taken, and it is also a very active community with a pretty hilarious cover photo I will show you after the show. God help us all.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Is this domain name taken? BootyDisasters.com Yeah. I'm just trying to think what this could be. What couldn't it be? Women that got like Nicki Minaj ass surgery and then their ass broke and then I bet you it's like a
Starting point is 00:22:41 broken ass. Just fucking lava lamp cheeks just jiggling about all nimbly bimbly. Lava lamp cheeks. I'm just picturing like they've photoshopped giant butts into like videos of tragedies. Just a big like disassociated butt cheek slamming into the world. I was about to say, yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:59 the Anaconda video, like, you know, just projected onto Holocaust, like, liberation footage. It's in the gas chamber. They're watching it. That's the gas? Comes out of the butt. Comes out of the butt.
Starting point is 00:23:11 All right. Well, we've made a Holocaust fart joke. We have taken this show to its natural destination. By the way, remember that I had a bit of my act that was a Holocaust fart joke. Do you remember that one? Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:23:20 How have we done this twice? I'm going to say it's not taken. I'm going to say it's not taken, too'm going to say it's not taken, too. Bootydisasters.com, not taken. Everyone batting a thousand so far. It's upsetting that you thought of booty disasters. Hey, man, no one likes it less than me. Is this domain name taken?
Starting point is 00:23:35 Mydad.rocks. Dot? There's like a period? Yeah, no. They're running out of domains, so you can buy, like, dot, you know, like, dot a lot of shit. You'll see. This is either, like, a really cute GeoCities page or, like, hardcore child pornography. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:52 As opposed to that softcore child pornography. I think it's taken. Because of the dot. I don't know why, like, you'd put it. Well, no, my dad, it's not mydad.rocks.com. It's just mydad.rocks. W-W-W dot mydad.rocks. But you can have a mydad.rocks. www.mydad.rocks. But you can have a lot of weird dots.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, dots. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. No, not dot rocks. Okay. I'm going to say not. I like how he said that like, you buffoon. I'm going to say it's taken still.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Mydad.rocks is taken. Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah, you got it. All right. Is this domain name taken? Fartsurgeon.com. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I'm sorry, Fartsurgeon. We didn't go as planned. It was a booty disaster. A lot of good men died. I'm going to say it's not taken. Okay. Fartsurgeon.com is taken. Shit.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I am fucking batting a thousand right now. Yeah. I go on a lot of weird websites. You look like somebody whose business card would say fart surgeon. Like, that would be
Starting point is 00:24:48 your, like, big opener with, like, the chicks at the college party and you're too old to be at. It's like, hey, Devon Custard. Come to my practice.
Starting point is 00:24:53 It's above a Chinese restaurant. I killed Bill Paxton, so I didn't... Give him the mates. Ooh, yeah, and I'm just working on what happens when you...
Starting point is 00:25:00 down below when you go to a Chinese... Chinese food makes you fart. Moving on. You get it. know sometimes you're like running to a riff the way like wait a video game when you're running across a bridge that's falling behind oh yeah yeah and I'm like no one needs to
Starting point is 00:25:17 hear you get it you know you got game over we figured it out yeah you know paint by numbers any who's is this domain name taken? BigTittyGrandmas.com. For sure, yes. BigTittyGrandmas.com, not taken. Where are the entrepreneurs in America anymore?
Starting point is 00:25:40 Whatever happened to starting a business, having an idea, seeing a void in the market and filling it? Supply and demand have intersected and no one is taking any of that capital. Man, I'm surprised the bum fights guy doesn't own that. Oh man, we got really into a spinoff of bum fights called Felony Fights. That's a real thing, right? It's amazing. Yeah, we'll be showing you a clip after the show, possibly tweeting on the Mean Boys Twitter feed. I think we should do a Hell's Box
Starting point is 00:25:58 seat with the one we're thinking of. Yeah, maybe we should even do that just as an impromptu bonus segment. Yeah, that might be fun. All right, anyway. Moving on. Is this domain name taken? Bongbros.net.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Bong? Bongbros. Yeah. They probably... They sell bongs. .net is what's throwing me there. Yeah, you're right. I didn't think that.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Connor going for a switcheroo? I feel like it would either be like a.com... Also, if you're enterprising enough to have bongbros, don't you buy the.org, the.net, the.cat? Well, I don't think.org. Close to Bang Bros. But.Bang Bros. Yeah, very astute, Devin. I'm just...
Starting point is 00:26:34 I'd be a horrible detective. I'd be like, he had pants, and this guy had pants. He's covered in blood and jizz. Like, yeah, dude, that's why we called you. Fucking Sherlock lives in his mom's homes. I'm gonna say not taken.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Devin Koston. I'm gonna go with it's taken just even though the net is there. Not taken. Back on the board. Yeah, there he is. Is this domain name taken? Northkorea.us Yeah. Yeah, taken.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah, that's where they host that fucking prank show. Come North Korea us. I'm going to say not taken. That is not taken. I think we're tied up. Probably. I just lost to say not taken. That is not taken. I think we're tied up. We don't keep scoring any of the games. They're just conversation
Starting point is 00:27:31 starters, just like a board game should be. Talk to your kids. That's what we're trying to get out here at the Man Boys Podcast. The next is this domain name taken? Cat.attorney. Loosely inspired by cum.lawyer, which we featured a few months back.
Starting point is 00:27:53 I don't remember. I'm going to say cat.attorney is real. I'm going to say it's not real. Well, it's not taken. Devin Kostas. I don't know why I thought it would be. Get his web presence back up. Now my subscribers are back on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Oh, yeah. Wait, did your subscribers get taken away or something? No, I was joking. Yeah, like after the last joke, maybe. And it was a bad joke I made. Okay. Do you want to keep... No, I'm not...
Starting point is 00:28:18 I think what's missing is a lack of explanation. Cat attorney would like to file a meowship for this. Oh. You're in contempt of the cat court, sir. I don't know how you guys do it. I'll allow it, but please get to the laser point.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Cats like laser pointers. Try it really hard. It's good. It seems like it should be easy, but it's surprisingly hard. It's so quick, it's like I didn't catch it, but it's good. When I like it should be easy, but it's surprisingly hard. It's so quick, it's like I didn't catch it, but it's good. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:46 You know, and every one I did feel like I caught it. It just disappeared under my paw. All right, there we go. That's the button on the end of it. Which domain is worth more? This is probably my favorite round I've ever done of this game. Oh, this is which is worth more? Which domain name is worth more?
Starting point is 00:29:02 These are both available, but there's a bid. Certain things cost more than others. MikePence.Ninja or Come.Services. Oh, man. That's tricky. Jesus. Wait, these are both official? These are both? You can buy either of these,
Starting point is 00:29:21 but they have price tags on them. I'd say MikePence. It's harder to buy, more expensive to buy. I'm going to say com.services. I think com is more marketable than Mike Pence. MikePence.ninja is worth $3 or more. $7.99 for that one, $4.99 for com.services, which seems like a steal. Anything with com. There's a lot of com.industries.
Starting point is 00:29:41 That's a little kind of hard to explain. But services, I mean, you're being serviced and com and comes coming out of you all the pieces are there connect them uh and final question how much is this domain name worth skunk breeders.com gotta ask yourself how big is the market for skunk breeding many people think of them as a common pest maybe there's you know some utilitarian function for them in the perfume industry. But this could be some furry shit. That's true, yeah. You don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Could be weed, too. Yeah, that's true. I'm going to say... I thought I went to fucking furry sex before. Oh, yeah, marijuana. Could be like $30. $30? I'm going to say $18.99.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Skunkbreeders.com, $454. Holy shit. Yeah. You guys don't know skunk. What is18.99. Skunkbreeders.com, $454. Holy shit. Yeah. You guys don't know Skunk. What is it? What is Skunkbreeders? It's nothing. Oh, it's nothing.
Starting point is 00:30:31 It's just someone owns it. Oh, no one's bought it, right? Someone squatted on that domain and is like, oh, I'm going to flip this baby for a pretty penny. And then that's what they're asking for it on GoDaddy. I don't know exactly how it works. How is that worth so much more than cum services? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:45 And frankly, it disturbs me. Anyway, we've got to do a sketch or something. But we'll catch you on the flip. Coming soon to theaters. Behold, Margo, the last catagomes of the pyramids of Giza. We've found them at last. You're a genius, Dr. Harris. In the deserts of Egypt, an ancient evil slumbers.
Starting point is 00:31:06 For thousands of years, it has remained dormant. What's that, Professor? By Jove, it's a sarcophagus. Open the lid. But the locals said an ancient prophecy foretold certain doom to it who disturbed the dead. Oh, poppycock. I don't care about some old-timey superstition. I am a man of science.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Until now. Oh, great Scott Margo. Protect yourself. I'll handle this. Oh, no. He's got me. Help me. Sorry. Is that mummy sucking your dick? That's right.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Prepare yourself for the spine-chilling terror of The Cummy's Revenge! The... Cummy? Get it? Yes. Because he's a mummy? Yeah. That loves cum?
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yes, I fucking get it. Cummy! Grr! Arr! Spooky! I'm sorry, I just... This seems Cummy, grr, hard, spooky. I'm sorry, I just, this seems stupid. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it's pretty stupid. You're stupid. Like, why does he want the cum? He doesn't want the cum.
Starting point is 00:32:15 He needs the cum. Okay, but, like, why? Because he's the cummy. Okay, I've got it. What if he needs the cum because he's trying to rebuild his body? Like in the old mummy movies, he sucked people's souls out through their mouths. Like, this is just like that, but then it's a dick joke. That's fun, right? That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I'm not really looking for feedback on this. He's the cummy. He craves cum. And if you think there's more to it than that, think again! Uh, sorry, this whole thing just feels lazy. Like, it feels like if you came up with a cum mummy pun and then didn't really want to think it through past that, you know? It's just, it's been a hard week, okay? My wife left me.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'm living in a motel. And that whore said she's taking the kids. I'm sorry. You all deserved better. Oh, dry your tears, old chap. It's only human to have an off week every now and then. Oh, fuck, I cummed. The cummies curse is completed.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Okay, fuck this. Also coming soon, a terrifying tale of a beast from beyond the stars that feasts on the flesh of men and the groins of women. Lock your doors, bolt your windows, because here comes the one-eyed, one-horned, throbbing purple pussy eater. Really? That seems like a bit of a stretch. Hang on, let's see what this is all about. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Oh, good boy. I'll write my name with your dirty tongue. Oh, dear. Rated R for Rachel, you whore. I'll drown the kids in the tub before I sign over custody. Hey, everybody. The Mean Boys podcast is back and we close out the show as always with a round of a game that we've decided is our favorite.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Which of the following? Yay. This week, we're going to be playing around witch of the following about Christian propaganda for children. This is, I don't know, were you a religious kid growing up? Were you over church? No, but I went to an all guys Catholic school in high school, but I didn't, that made me not religious. Yeah, well you were like raised religious though. No, not really.
Starting point is 00:34:20 They just wanted me to go there because it was like a good school. It was a feeder to good colleges. And then I just gave up on school midway through. And then I was just stuck there kind of. A feeder to good. Can you get a scholarship for, you know, eating KFC on your webcam for $4.99 a minute? Feeders is an obscure kind of thing that people check off. Everybody who listens to this show knows what a feeder is.
Starting point is 00:34:38 That's one thing I love about the Mean Boys listening audience is they're just like, oh, yeah, you know, scat. We know exactly what you want. No Googling required. There is no disturbing bridge too far. But I grew up. I went to a... We have an episode title, by the way. I went to a very shitty Protestant Orange County,
Starting point is 00:34:54 a lot of white people in Smiles Church. There were a lot of weird cartoons and stuff that was thrown at me, so we're going to play a round of Which of the Fallen with some of those. The first is on a series called Veggie Tales. Are you familiar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is on a series called Veggie Tales. Are you familiar? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Yeah, this is cartoon vegetables doing stories from the Bible. Which of the following is not a real Veggie Tales episode title? Number one, Celery Night Fever. Number two, Holy Guacamole. Number three, Dave and the Giant Pickle. Number four, Veggies in Space, The Fennel Frontier.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Mmm. Shit. I'm not that familiar with the Bible. I feel like they all could be. They all sound right to me. These are, well, first of all, Saturday Night Fever is not a story from the Bible. I know that, but I feel like, I don't know, maybe there was a little segment in the book where the... Maybe Saturday Night Fever got that from... And the Lord was indeed staying alive.
Starting point is 00:35:48 I mean, yeah, there was a plague in Egypt. That was a bit of a fever. It lasted a while. It could have gone through a couple Saturdays at the very least. And the people could tell the Messiah by the way he walked. So it was that one, then. It was the Saturday Night Fever one, right? That was the first one.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I was like, eh, but... I don't know. It's that one. The fenol in space is so specific, at least you would believe I'm going to. Why would you think of that? What were number two and three again? Number two was holy guacamole, and number three was Dave and the giant pickle. This is the dilemma here because Dave and the giant pickle, I feel like someone at the
Starting point is 00:36:21 VeggieTales corporate office should have the oversight to realize that people are going to imply that that's a penis. But holy guacamole also implies that there's an avocado vegetable, which I think might be a fruit, which may be a giveaway. But the guacamole implies that he died. Just to hit your logic here, and I'm not telling you
Starting point is 00:36:37 one way or the other, Bob the tomato is the host and the tomato is also a fruit. So they play it fast and loose with their food rules. Oh, interesting. So you're the only fruit that's not allowed to enter the kingdom of heaven. There it is. Anyway. Kate's not wide enough. You know what?
Starting point is 00:36:49 I'm going holy guacamole. The great answer is two, holy guacamole. Yeah, what up, bitch? All right, Dave. Good for you. Dave and the Jack of Pickles. That's how you counteract excitement. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:01 No, that's the correct response. Round number two is still VeggieTales related related you lost this dumb game you made up yourself which you are playing for with zero prizes or notoriety at stake for the same people that listen every week anyway continue round number two which of the following celebrities did not make a cameo on veggie tales mr t wayne brady terry cruz or kel or Kel Mitchell ooh okay wait so who didn't make one which of the following did not make an appearance
Starting point is 00:37:29 on VeggieTales Mr. T Wayne Brady Terry Crews or Kel Mitchell Kel did because I think he's Christian yeah I know
Starting point is 00:37:37 I know for a fact is it Flappers being very Christian oh yeah no I have it for the Lord Flappers for the Lord I worked with him at Flappers
Starting point is 00:37:43 and yeah super into God he had a thing well I don't want to burn Kel Mitchell's material I mean we got a big crossover audience on this show
Starting point is 00:37:50 Kel Mitchell it's so funny just to say his name no dude he's a fucking super nice guy I'm sure that was honestly
Starting point is 00:37:59 I think the only time I've ever been starstruck in my comedy career was Kel was because I was like this motherfucker is Kel from Keenan and Goddamn Kel I'm not kidding same here I was like really my comedy career was because I was like, this motherfucker is Kel from Keenan and goddamn Kel.
Starting point is 00:38:06 I'm not kidding. Same here. I was like, really? I watched his whole set. I was just like, you're the orange soda guy when I was a kid. That's crazy. We told Dave Chappelle to go back to Africa. Didn't move the needle. Kel Mitchell, I was like, motherfucker, I was eight.
Starting point is 00:38:21 And now I am working with this man in a professional capacity a lot of air quotes uh in that sentence put him wherever you feel him oh shit terry cruz i don't know if terry cruz he's a nice guy so i feel like he may but i don't know if he's religious or not and wayne brady sounds like he would have done it i wonder i wonder when they stopped making veggie tales because i and then maybe kel because i feel like kel only got about two years ago was the last release i did a lot of research. Oh, by the way, my friend Jamal,
Starting point is 00:38:47 who got shot in this thing, he's a rapper named Cali Stacks. Go check him out. He said that he saw Kel Mitchell at Six Flags one time like six years ago. And this is how he tells the story. He's like, yeah, ain't nobody like, you know, crowding around and being like,
Starting point is 00:38:59 oh my God, it's Kel. You're just kind of like sitting there like, yeah, I'm Kel. I know. I'm a guy uh who was the first name again mr t i feel like he would do it yeah mr t well i mean mr t needs a check baby yeah okay so mr t and keller canceled out for me it's down to terry cruz and wayne brady i'm gonna say wayne brady i gotta feel like wayne brady is one of those people that's like secretly kind of an atheist i'll just just, I'll go with Terry Crews. The correct answer is Mr. T.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Oh, fuck. Mr. T thrown in there because he actually has done a lot of weird religious television. Right, that's a perfect thing to fuck us up with. Yeah, that's a well-made game, Kerry. Round number three. Which of the following is not the title of an episode of the show Bible Man? A shitty Christian Batman series starring Willie Ames, the
Starting point is 00:39:43 second lead from charles in charge number one i swear that's true number one terminating the toxic tonic of disrespect look and they thought that jerking off the dudes was gay oh this show is gayer than you can imagine number one terminating the toxic tonic of disrespect number two the six lies of the fiddler number three combating the commandant of confusion. And number four, lassoing the lieutenant of lust. Ooh. Which of them is not a name?
Starting point is 00:40:13 Which of them is not real? Lust seems like kind of a heavy topic for young kids. Yeah, lassoing the lieutenant of lust seems like it wouldn't be allowed. Yeah, it's either B or D. B was the six lies of the fibbler. Oh, I want to believe the fibbler's real. Yeah, that's either B or D. B was the six lies of the fibbler. Oh, I want to believe the fibbler's real. Yeah, that's fine. That's like, you know, kids don't lie and shit.
Starting point is 00:40:32 But yeah, kids don't fuck. I mean, at least wait until Bible Man reloaded. Bible Man begins? Yeah, the gritty reboot of Bible Man Beyond, you know? No, just Christians don't believe in the future. So you're going with Lieutenant of Lust, both of you? Yeah, I think so. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah. That is correct for us. What about you, Kerry? They're not all going to be good throw-offs. Where the fuck did it go? Round number four. Which of the following is not a title of a Chick tract, which is a series of small, free comic books
Starting point is 00:41:01 designed to teach kids creepy Christian values? Number one, a book on evolution called Apes, Lies, and Mrs. Hen. Number two, The Case of Eve vs. Steve, a breakdown of gay rights. Number three, a pamphlet on Islam called The Littlest Bride. And number four, a pamphlet on God's wrath entitled There Go the Dinosaurs. Yo. This is going to take all night. Yo. This is like take all night. Yo.
Starting point is 00:41:26 This is like so upsetting. Oh, man. Name them again. I gotta figure it's the dinosaurs. Apes, Lies, and Mrs. Hen. The Case of Eve vs. Steve. The Littlest Bride. And There Go the Dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:41:40 The Littlest Bride one, I don't... No, I gotta figure that's one where they're just like, Muslims fuck kids as opposed to us who do it with a funnier hat and i'm figuring i'm figuring dinosaurs is uh the you know the wrath of the dinosaur you know whatever i'm pretty sure i i'm what's the title on that again there go the dinosaurs no they don't believe in dinosaurs so i gotta i gotta figure if you think that you know there go the dinosaurs no they don't believe in dinosaurs so I gotta I gotta figure if you think that you know
Starting point is 00:42:07 God hates gay people you also don't believe in dinosaurs well they believe in dinosaurs they just believe they like rode them and shit like they parked like brontosauruses
Starting point is 00:42:13 I'm the dinosaur one fuck it alright that's my guess I don't think I'm gonna go with the Muslim one the fake one is
Starting point is 00:42:22 the case of Eve versus Steve oh damn and you are 100% correct on your assessment of what The Littlest Bride is about.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Oh, yeah, but it's about a hella kid fucking. Okay. Yeah, and there go the dinosaurs. Well, the case of Eve versus Steve, what are they saying? Well, they're not saying anything because I made that up.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. That's right. It wasn't used. I'm not good at it. I don't know where I am right now. We gave you the answer key and you still failed the test.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Still failed, yeah. And finally, round number five. Jamal also, by the way, gave you the answer key, and you still failed the test. Still failed, yeah. And finally, round number five. Jamal also, by the way, gave me the answer key to my Spanish final, which is probably the only reason I got a B. What's this dude's last name? Johnson. Oh, okay. There's a guy on my Facebook named Jamal Rowland, and he seems like your friend.
Starting point is 00:42:56 He's like a rapper, and he posts weird stuff. I feel like... No, dude. Kelly's... I know a different Jamal rapper, and I don't know if we're racist or if a lot of Jamal's rap. Both, and somehow neither. Bless the bottle, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Big, big underground radio hit. One of the most ignorant rap anthems you'll ever hear. Sounds good. It's pretty awesome. Finally, round number five. This is a little different. This is all real or all fake. These are quotes from those comics.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Not those specific ones, but the same series of comics. Are these all real quotes or all fake quotes? First quote, number one, quote, Marcy, get out of here. You're dead. You don't exist anymore. Number two, no flat tire is going to stop us from getting an abortion. Number three, quote, the girl was dragged into a black and white car and witnesses heard her scream.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Man, that turns me on. And number four, quote, if anyone tries to make you gay, run away from them. What's the third to last one? That would be the second one. The third one? Name him again. He is like the quickest talkers I've ever met. I haven't registered anything.
Starting point is 00:43:57 No, you're just a very stupid man. I'm stupid. You're not a smart fellow. Just keep going through it. I'll slow it down. Go again. You're a fake game. You have terrible reading comprehension.
Starting point is 00:44:06 It's a real game. I don't read, Connor. Number one, quote, Marcy, get out of here. You're dead. You don't exist anymore. Number two. Condescendingly long pause. Number two, quote, no flat tire is going to stop us from getting an abortion.
Starting point is 00:44:21 You know, like the cars have tires and there's a puncture on the car and this being implied that they're on their way to kill the baby. Number three is the puncture in the baby. Just a trashy, no rubber kind of bra. Very good. Number three, quote, the girl was dragged into a black and white car. Witnesses heard her scream.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Man, that turns me on. That's the one I don't believe. Oh, really? Yeah. And number four, quote, if anyone tries to make you gay, just run away. Just because you've repressed the memory of this biographical account of your actions, you creepy fuck. I don't know. Yeah. No, these are all real or all fake.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I got to figure they're... I'm saying they're all real. Yeah, I think they're all real. There was a couple that sounded really real. That is correct. Those are all real. Man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:01 That first one about the girl being dead is from one that's about Dungeons and Dragons and how it leads to witchcraft. You were raised reading these? Oh, dude. Man. Yeah. That first one about the girl being dead is from one of the, it's about Dungeons and Dragons and how it leads to witchcraft. You were raised reading these? Oh, dude, straight up, my neighbor wasn't
Starting point is 00:45:11 allowed to play D&D. He had to do it in secret, which made it feel even more satanic. Were you raised really religious, Connor?
Starting point is 00:45:17 No, no, no. I was raised like atheist or whatever. Just my neighbor was Christian. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's it for
Starting point is 00:45:22 which of the following gang, and that's, do we have anything in the mailbag this week or now? Uh, someone basically just asked me if I prefer Yu-Gi-Oh or Beyblade. And not that I didn't have Beyblade. I just,
Starting point is 00:45:34 I got to go Yu-Gi-Oh. The hard hitting questions. Beyblades are those ones that are just, they're, they're tops. They're tops. They're tops. They like fight.
Starting point is 00:45:40 They're just edgy tops. You know, think of them as like mom and dad, but in top. Good Lord. Or mom and dad but in top good lord her mom is stepdad yeah i got it yeah all right well that's it uh devon thanks for coming on the show oh thanks for having me uh you know on my facebook you sound pretty over this did you have a good time i had a good time i did okay good yeah uh and my youtube at devon costa my name d-e-v-a-n
Starting point is 00:46:03 c-o-s-t-a You know all those at signs on YouTube. Oh, that's right. That's not even with that. I got to go read. It's a fucking backslash, Costa. Not to be confused with a backlash after your horrible appearance. No, we're just joshing you. The day this comes out, I'll be at the Comedy Store for doing the roast battle.
Starting point is 00:46:23 On Thursday, I'm headlining a show at the Riviera in La Mesa, which is like San Diego adjacent, I think. And it's this Saturday. Nice. The King returns. Back at the Holiday Inn in Victorville. All right. They can't get enough of me. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:46:41 All your credits sound like jokes. In Victorville. I love that town. New York, I'm coming to your credits sound like jokes. In Victorville. I love that town. New York, I'm coming to you March 3rd. I'm going to be at the Karma Lounge in the Village at 7 o'clock. March 4th, I'll be at the New York Comedy Club. March 5th, I will be at the Knitting Factory. And then March 6th and 7th, I'll be at The Stand.
Starting point is 00:47:00 So come out to any of those. Keep an eye on my Facebook. I'll be posting times and shows and all that shit. So, yeah. Oh, can we tease shows and all that shit. So yeah. Oh, can we tease our guest next week? Oh, yeah. And stay tuned for next week for our 50th episode of Spectacular with mild to moderate celebrity Tony Hinchcliffe. Oh, that'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Yeah. Several of you might have seen his face a little bit. Oh. Well, that's it. We really lost steam on the end of this show. Yeah, we sure did. Maybe we should have done the sketches and broken it up a bit And not saved them for the end
Starting point is 00:47:27 Let's locker room it later You want to wrap this thing up It was good relax This is what we do every show We're like this sucks and then it ends up being great Devin here's the thing I'm going to leave this explanation in We close the show by saying in unison
Starting point is 00:47:41 Fuck everything God is dead So what I typically do With people that are polite enough to be fans of the amazing program we close the show by saying in unison, fuck everything, God is dead. Okay, let's do it. So what I typically do, you know, with people that are polite enough to be fans of the amazing program that we record here every week, is I go, one, two, three, and then we say it together. So it's the, you know, the rhythm is kind of a fuck everything, God is dead.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Okay. Shall we? You guys ready? Let's do it. Fuck everything, God is dumb.

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