Mean Boys - EP 69 - Goo Horror (feat. Kyle Clark & Natalie Hazen)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, it's Keith and Connor from the Mean Boys Podcast. Hey, hey, hey. First of all, thank you guys so much for those of you who subscribe to our Patreon. Yeah, it's been overwhelming so far and we really can't really go. People like us. They really like us. Yeah, we were we were placing bets on how much we thought we'd make in the first day and we're like, I bet it'll be about $38.

Starting point is 00:00:15 And I was like $42. Yeah, 20. And we have wildly exceeded that. You guys are amazing. We're going to be able to do a lot of really fun shit coming up in the near future as a little sneak preview. and thank you, we've got some really cool guests coming in, just a couple that we do have confirmed

Starting point is 00:00:29 for sure. Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop is going to come be on the podcast very soon. And Mike Lawrence, season one champion of Roast Battle, is agreed to come and do an episode. One of the most fun people to hang out and riff with ever. Just a fucking amazing guy. Yeah, and we've got some other really fun ones on the line, so stay tuned for that. Yep, all the

Starting point is 00:00:45 goodies are being printed for the goodie bags. Those t-shirts, the Mean Boys Classic logo t-shirts are kind of flying off the shelves, which is cool. So if you wanted those and you don't want to subscribe for the Patreon, grab those. We just did some fun bonus content with me, Keith, and Tom for this week. And also, if anyone that does the $10 tier in the first month, we're going to go ahead

Starting point is 00:01:01 and email you a copy of Keith's album, because no one was buying it anyway. We meant to put that in, but we forgot to. $10 tier in the first month. We're going to go ahead and email you a copy of Keith's album because no one was buying it anyway. Oh, yeah. Well, we meant to put that in, but we forgot to. But yeah, if you donate $10 to the Patreon, we'll send you a copy of Forever Now. It's a pretty goddamn good album. It's a pretty goddamn good album. And the intro is perfect. I don't know who did it.

Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah. I mean, there's like weird Twinkie Faggot talks, but then when he's done, the comedy is really good. If you can't afford to give us money. Oh, it was Connor. Yes, it was me, Tom. Oh, yeah. Tom's here as well.

Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. If you guys don't want to. Money's tight. Obviously, we get it. That's where we fucking set up the Patreon because money's Connor. Yes, it was me, Tom. Oh, yeah, Tom's here as well. Yeah, if you guys don't want to, money's tight. Obviously, we get it. That's why we fucking set up the Patreon, because money's tight. Please leave us a review on iTunes if you haven't already. It just takes a second. This one comes to us from Alagalina. She writes, snappy, fun, quick-witted, and makes multi-hour drives fun.

Starting point is 00:01:37 So thank you. If you're trafficking drugs across the border and you need someone to make you feel better about what a bad person you are, the Mean Boys podcast has you covered. Mean Boys, humoring the cartels since 2016. Indeed. This week we've got Kyle Clark and Natalie Hazen in studio. They were fucking awesome. Please listen to the This Is Rad podcast. There will be a link for that in the show notes.

Starting point is 00:01:54 And follow them online at KyleClarkIsRad and at Natalie Hazen. We are also sponsored as always by Don Carlos Taco Shop in La Jolla, California. Go to EatABurrito.com for more information. We signed a long ass deal with them. Weaborito.com for more information. We're kicking, baby. We signed a long-ass deal with them. We sure did. Yeah, we did a whole holding deal.

Starting point is 00:02:07 But fucking, if you are in San Diego, which you should be for a live show coming up in a... Oh, yeah, live show. San Diego, Fresno. Links for that are in the show notes. Again, a shocking amount of people are attending, and it's going to be very, very dope. And I want to... We should probably just tell people this so they don't find out when they're there.

Starting point is 00:02:22 We have a new thing we're going to do. If you come to the live shows, if you bring a shirt, we will fucking spray paint it into a Mean Boys shirt. Oh, yeah. We're making stencils. Because we can't quite afford to make shirts yet, but we want to do something cool. So, yeah, we're going to make them in the fucking parking lot. We're going to keep it real punk rock. You pay what you can.

Starting point is 00:02:36 We're going to have a lot of fun. It's going to be that. Come to these shows. We're also going to be doing some live shows. It's a pretty cool place. Pretty soon we'll be announcing soon. Yeah. And I think that's about it. All very exciting. And it's all because of you guys. It's all happening, you guys. It's a pretty cool place. Pretty soon we'll be announcing soon. Yeah, and I think that's about it.

Starting point is 00:02:45 All very exciting and it's all because of you guys. It's all happening, you guys. It's fucking awesome and we thank you for letting us

Starting point is 00:02:50 let it all go to our heads as we become just emperors of the Boner Lords. All right, enjoy the episode. This is a meme. This is a meme. This is a meme. Hey everybody, welcome to the Mean Boys Podcast. Stop drilling, you've hit bone. I'm Connor McSpadden.

Starting point is 00:03:19 I'm Keith Carey. I'm Tom Goss. And we're Weezer fan Master Blaster. Oh shit. Just stacked on top of each other and Kyle's like, the blue album is better. Instead of harvesting methane, you guys are just burning that one that came out with Beverly Hills on it.

Starting point is 00:03:36 I don't know what Master Blaster is. I have no idea what it is. It's from Mad Max. I don't know. That's that like safari movie, right? That's Mad Max. I don't know. That's that, like, safari movie, right? Mad Max Thunderdome. The best Mad Max. That's the best kind of slam when the target just goes, I don't know what that is, but okay.

Starting point is 00:03:53 I mean, I presume that was hurtful to a very small subsect of the populace. I'm sure four people think I really got it now. Tom Goss is joining us on sound effects. Theoretically. The traditional hemming and hawing. Yep. It will never stop being astonishing how many times we've done this show and how we still every time feel like we just got asked to do it 30 seconds ago.

Starting point is 00:04:18 Oh, yeah. I don't want to break kayfabe, but he had 100 sound effects ready to go before you hit record. And then he got into like actor mode he's like oh now i gotta be tom the way people want me drinking a green tea beforehand going like anyways i just don't know if i can keep following npr yeah before tom was he was sitting down reading nietzsche you know smoking a pipe and rereading my friend yeah just calmly like puts the book away pulls out a jug with three X's,

Starting point is 00:04:46 takes a hit, starts hitting himself in the head with a rubber mallet, and then he just went and sat next to the car while it was running and inhaled gas fumes while meditating. You know how the Looney Tunes, when they show them off set,

Starting point is 00:04:59 just act like actors? That's the same situation going on here. All right, Tom, any rebuttal to the five minutes of riffing on your mental state? On brand. If that was intentional. How would you like to suck my balls? And we clapped in approval.

Starting point is 00:05:18 You know what? It's weird. I got lost in that whole riff. I was just like, I'm going to meet up with them when they finish. I've got to suck my balls on the ready whenever they're done. I'm just going to hang out at the start of the hike

Starting point is 00:05:28 and just ogle the dogs and bother people. I want you like... Goddamn. Why do you have multiple takes? This is a goddamn professional. Hey, you guys want to see a magic trick with Tom again?

Starting point is 00:05:42 Let's get into the Mexican joke-off. Oh, fuck you, kid. It's the first time he's ever done it right. I will suck your balls. You pushed it with your middle finger. Then you can whip it up. Oh, shit. You want to start it off, Garth?

Starting point is 00:05:57 Whip. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't checking the audio. British scientists have inserted the raw data for a GIF file into a strain of bacteria. I've heard of a meme going viral, but this is ridiculous. Remember when you were worried, Natalie, that they were not going to like your jokes because you were worried about the quality? You are going to be just fine.

Starting point is 00:06:20 I wanted to lob a softball out because I know you guys are both terribly unfunny and just make you feel at ease. Let me translate Connor for you. That was my favorite one and it didn't work. No, I've done it. That's the Connor McSpadden biopic. Yeah. You called him Connor McSpadden. That's the darkest insult of all.

Starting point is 00:06:39 You piece of shit. All right. How dare you. All right. President Trump visited French President Emmanuel Macron to celebrate Bastille Day. Macron said the U.S. President was very friendly, but insisted on referring to Bastille Day as, quote, Ratatouille Christmas. Two men in Oklahoma City were involved in a physical altercation after debating the superior merits of Star Trek and Star Wars. This is the latest in a long series of nerd-on-nerd crimes,

Starting point is 00:07:06 including the London Doctor Who riots, the Battlestar Galactica bombings, and the tragic Hufflepuff school shootings. I mean, it was devastating, but they did it so diligently that it was almost hard to be mad at. I try to win through a battle of attrition. Yeah, it's like, I'm not going to do one good job, I'm going to do five okay jobs. Yeah, I don't like nutrition.

Starting point is 00:07:23 That's the thing that tells me I can't eat ham. You know what I just realized? There's no school shooter equivalent in Harry Potter. Every Harry Potter movie ends with a school shooting. Yeah, but it's more like gang rivalry more than school shooting. So it's like the early 90s instead of the late 90s. So you just want Harry Potter and the kid we should have seen this coming from sooner? I want a Neville Longbottom to just like go on a fucking tirade and just start.

Starting point is 00:07:49 Oh, God. What? Make it realistic. Call him Binus Maximus. Chinese officials are employing facial recognition technology in public restrooms to ration toilet paper. When asked for comment, an upset Chinese man with his shirt pulled over his head replied, Me Chinese, me poo bowl, me need TP for

Starting point is 00:08:09 bunghole. Chinese cornholio is fun. Chinese cornholio. God damn it. It's also a new Dorito flavor. It's the Jeb Bush of the creative flavor. It had all the money behind it, but just no enthusiasm. Eat those, you'll be low energy.

Starting point is 00:08:36 Am I right? Bad for you. All right. What the fuck are you doing? I don't know. A trillion ton iceberg broke off from the Antarctic ice shelf. Chief science climate guy for ExxonMobil has stated, this is clearly the work of that squirrel from those Ice Age movies.

Starting point is 00:08:51 I realize I typed that aggressively wrong. Chief climate science guy. I've got to do some on-the-spot grammar retooling. I've got to fix the war machine while we're escaping from the armies of Morton Joe. It was seamless. Nobody possibly could. It still is coherent to something I actually wrote down. You're good. To be fair, when I read my jokes, I don't

Starting point is 00:09:14 have to hold them up to a mirror and decipher them from weird devil Latin. Like the Zodiac color chart? It's called person. Attorney General Jeff Sessions was criticized for speaking with a hate group with roots in Orange County, California. In related news, the Mean Boys will air their exclusive interview with Mr. Sessions as a Patreon bonus episode. In Connecticut, police arrested a group of ducks for loitering near a convenience store.

Starting point is 00:09:40 The police grew suspicious of the group because this was not a traditionally quack neighborhood. Get the fuck out of my house. You're a comedy quack, Kyle. You're being discredited. Leave your gun and your badge and your diploma and your white coat and your thing with the

Starting point is 00:09:57 hard check. That joke kills in quack rooms. You just did the same joke twice, you asshole. It worked twice. Oh, this is a quack day for the podcast An Indian company is allowing female workers To take the first day of their periods off from work This will join other progressive office efforts In India like maternity leave Breastfeeding spaces and no gang rape Wednesdays

Starting point is 00:10:19 It's real bad to be an Indian woman Well man, I mean I put on my wacky tie, what do you want me to do? Oh god That's half the point Alright, Pope Francis has instituted a fourth path to sainthood In addition to martyrdom, living a virtuous life

Starting point is 00:10:37 and having a holy reputation, Catholics can now be canonized for quote, eating dat booty I am Willy Wonka Tom, get the fuck out of here Stop it for quote, eating that booty. I am Willy Wonka! Get the fuck out of here. Stop it. It doesn't mean anything. Because you're going to the chocolate factory.

Starting point is 00:10:53 Thank you! Your butthole. It's a poop pit. You eat that booty. How are you having a hard time getting there? You're literally clutching your head. I'm very proud that I have not degraded my brain to the point of understanding you the first time around. He looks like a cyborg that just got troubling information uploaded. Sources say director Quentin Tarantino's next film will revolve around the Manson murders.

Starting point is 00:11:19 So if you thought hearing his character say the N-word was weird before, strap the fuck in. Manson does love saying the N-word. Yeah, like like a bunch it's like one of his favorite things to say no one has a swastika tattooed on their forehead and hates the n-word although i'd like to meet that person like oh i just hate the jews have you guys seen a photo of quentin tarantino lately it's real i saw quentin tarantino he was a comedy star he's just. He's turned. You ever seen From Dusk Till Dawn? No, I've not. He's the vampire version of himself. He looks like the vampire version of himself now.

Starting point is 00:11:49 He looks like skinny meatloaf. Like, it's really bad. Nearly $1 million worth of meth-infused lollipops shaped like Yoda have been seized by the police. I just think it's sad that the police have taken away the one item Keith and his mother could enjoy together. At least they'll still have cock. Oh, well done. I had no punchlines before now, but I stacked two on that one. Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:12:18 That made me sad in a lot of directions. If you want me to do my bacteria joke again, I thought that was going to be a classic. We hate you, but it's pretty funny. Sorry, did you mean quack-teria? We're one now. Your worst nightmare. The singularity.

Starting point is 00:12:37 Oh, God, I just got into blur. I just had to remember all the DuckTales episodes at once, like when Neo learns to fight in the Matrix. It hurts. I actually like DuckTales. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I tried to swim in money, but they wouldn't give me any. I was thinking of some other duck show. Gizmo Day?

Starting point is 00:13:01 Yeah, I tried to swim in the chocolate coins, and I just burned myself with chocolate. Chocolate burns are the worst. When you try to eat them too fast, you get sores in your mouth. Chocolate burns are the worst. When you try to eat them too fast and you get sores in your mouth. Chocolate burns. Correct the murder. That's the black billionaire from The Simpsons. Yeah. An Australian man was blinded

Starting point is 00:13:17 during a bachelor party in Thailand when a stripper gave him an unexpected golden shower. When asked to comment, the stripper just shrugged and took a drag from the cigarette in her pussy. I told you that would play. I was like, that's not funny. That's not going to play.

Starting point is 00:13:32 I laughed out loud and then rolled on the ground for a while. I ain't telling you nothing, copper. Go catch my ping pong ball. All right. she might get a Quack lung in her pussy Am I right everybody? He is funny Thank you

Starting point is 00:13:55 Do you want to talk about Your favorite lesser symbiotes From the Spider-Man universe? Like Shriek? Or Phage? Yeah, Phage is great. Oh, he's rules. Anyway.

Starting point is 00:14:07 These fucking nerds do a joke. A mother got probation after throwing her newborn daughter to her death from her apartment window so her parents wouldn't know she was pregnant. In her legal defense,

Starting point is 00:14:16 she said she was just trying to get the store to take it back. Aww. All of a sudden, I'm a... God, you muck one dead baby for like the 40th time and all of a sudden you're a monster. Do you think the Vlasic Pickle Stork also delivers babies? Much like that.

Starting point is 00:14:36 But they come out all fucking up and pickled because they've been like in the... He delivers the fetus jars that you see in old side shows. That's the stem cell story you know birthdats size are pretty aggressive I think in real life they'd probably eat the baby or at least they'd fuck it up a bunch ornithological sidebar

Starting point is 00:14:56 Tom goes I was just trying to get back to the roots of the podcast but I really fell flat much like that Weezer album from earlier I think you can see much like that baby nope Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai fell flat, much like that Weezer album from earlier. Oh, there you can see, much like that baby. Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai celebrated her 20th birthday with her friends at an Iraqi amusement park,

Starting point is 00:15:11 or as it's known to the rest of the world, a minefield. Oh, fucking... Let's go take a ride on the merry-go-boom. And go play Quack-A-Mole, right? Stop it. You stop it right now. No, let him stretch out his wings. Get some Quack-a-mole, right? Stop it. You stop it right now. No, let him stretch out his wings. Get some quack-a-moley.

Starting point is 00:15:29 I like how much that one cuts off. Yeah, that's a great quote from Samuel L. Quackson. I'm the one editing them, so they're good. So the consistency should be the thing that we're surprised about. Oh, wait, yeah, that was supposed to be snakes on a plane, but that was just a clip of it. Whatever. I'm so hot and tired. An umbrella sharing firm in China has lost most of its 300,000 umbrellas in its first week in business.

Starting point is 00:15:59 The owner of the business blames those damn Mongolians. Connor, laugh. You smiled. You smiled and held a laugh back no i i smiled because i'm like i didn't tell the worst joke there is a new low and its name is connor that was a huge relief yeah that was uh real not good it was good what they did on south park since the asshole who's dropped like three South Park sound drops. I've dropped one and then like 20 Michael...

Starting point is 00:16:28 I almost said Michael J. Fox. Samuel L. Jackson. Like, mine were bad, but yours was also racist and plagiarism. So it's like, okay, I am... Well, when in Rome. This week, a UCLA grad debuted fidget spinners for your nipples. or as Tom Goss calls them, twitchy booby dizzies. Well, we have an episode title. Yes.

Starting point is 00:16:57 Twitchy booby dizzies. Yeah, I didn't get the fuck, but I got hypnotized. Now I just think I'm a chicken forever. I'd just like to clarify, those are tassel pasties, alright? These are electronic talking boobies. Or whatever.

Starting point is 00:17:13 The microphone tats. Alright, Jimboree announced it's closing 350 stores nationwide and a financial restructuring summer calling Black Tuesday for pedophiles. Thank you, Judge Tom. Black Tuesday? Is it every...

Starting point is 00:17:29 Okay. I thought it, but I was going to leave it on the table for someone else. True blood actor Nelson Ellis died this week after attempting to detox from an alcohol addiction in his home.

Starting point is 00:17:39 We here at the Mean Boys Podcast would like to congratulate Mr. Ellis on one week sober. Lafayette was a great character. I didn't watch that show. I'm not that kind of gay. That was like the adult horny vampires, right? As opposed to the child horny vampires?

Starting point is 00:17:54 Which was Twilight or whatever the fuck it was called. It's called Twilight. You know that. That was right. A man has been arrested after shooting compressed air into another man's ass, resulting in hospitalization. If you'd like to experience a similar sensation of hot air being blown into your asshole, subscribe to the Mean Boys Patreon today. Hold on to your butt.

Starting point is 00:18:13 The setup was so much more fun than the bunch, right? We need $10. Oh, you guys are the best. Let's pull back the curtain here. We don't respect you people. You're nothing to us. Just kidding. Feed us, you cattle.

Starting point is 00:18:27 Shouldn't we feed the cattle? Shut up. The cattle feed us long term. Give me a cow butler. I meant like we kill them and turn them into steak. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway.

Starting point is 00:18:40 This is so stupid. This week, a newspaper published the names of 27 gay men who have been brutally murdered in Chechnya. While homophobia is tragic, the biggest tragedy, according to Kyle Clark, is now I can't suck all their dicks. What? That's a game. What? It's a game. She took a dig on me being a big old gay.

Starting point is 00:18:59 It didn't work. It's fine. I had fun. Mostly because your gay voice sounded like a cartoon witch. I have dick in me. Your gay voice sounded like a popular girl at high school. Just like, I suck all these dicks. This is bullshit.

Starting point is 00:19:14 Daddy, buy me some dick. Also, you can suck a dead dick. The dick doesn't go anywhere. Wait, Kyle's not even gay. Kyle's pretty gay. Natalie, my girlfriend, is real into how gay I am. Okay, I'm glad you said that because I was like weren't they dating?

Starting point is 00:19:29 What happened? I like how Tom treats real life like a TV show he missed six episodes of. What? Wait, I thought that they might, but did they? Wait, is Kyle bi? No. He's just a very feminine man. You were looking for layers that are not here.

Starting point is 00:19:47 She's just doing a regular homophobia joke. Like a middle school boy. I was about to feel like a bad friend. I was like, I didn't even know Kyle was bi. What kind of asshole am I? I could have been charming him this whole time. Well, if you were, I figured there would have been a lot of Keith, Kyle, Connor double team. Yeah, my God.

Starting point is 00:20:05 Working on my slash fiction pilot. All right. I think that was the last joke of the show. I got one more that's real shitty that I just need to get into the world. Do it. Okay. An Australian senator was shocked recently to learn that he was not actually a senator. His constituents brought this to attention by pointing him and saying, you call that a senator?

Starting point is 00:20:21 Then pointing to a knife and saying, that's a senator. All hail Senator Knife. Should have done that instead of Mongolian. That's what I thought. I'm like, oh, this could be an episode title, and then I just pushed my notebook away. Senator Knife actually gets to cast the tie-breaking vote in the House of Pancakes. I don't know if you guys know about parliamentary Australian government.

Starting point is 00:20:47 All right. We're all dehydrated, sweating, and kind of mad at each other. B-Boys Podcast will be right back after this. All right, cool. I'm going to go outside for a minute, and then we'll knock out the next segment. Yeah, yeah, I'll join you. Hey, does anyone else smell bees? Yeah, we'll be back in a second.

Starting point is 00:21:04 Thanks again for doing the show, guys. No problem. Yeah, it's our pleasure. Hey, does anyone else smell bees? Yeah, we'll be back in a second. Thanks for doing the show, guys. No problem. Yeah, it's our pleasure. Are they gone? Jesus Christ, I don't know how these people live like this. I know, I know. I walked through Connor's room. I think he's peeing in water bottles in there.

Starting point is 00:21:15 And how many graham crackers does a grown man need to eat? Look, let's just get through this. There's only two more segments. Two more? That first one took like a half hour, and they just patted themselves on the back for their ISIS joke to talk about their Patreon the whole time. Look, they're our friends. We just need to...

Starting point is 00:21:28 They're your friends, Kyle. Your friends. Yeah. And do we have to keep pretending like that Tom guy's okay? It's like, at what point do you stop exploiting the guy and just try to get him some help? It's morally gross and also a legitimate safety issue. I gotta say, it's like 100 degrees in here. I'm so thirsty.

Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah, me too. But all their cups have bugs in them? This is like if crashing was set in a Ugandan field hospital. It's just sad. They're clearly exploiting us for our listenership. This is the best they could do? Yeah, and they pitched us an episode of This Is Rad about their own podcast. I can't tell

Starting point is 00:21:58 if they're narcissists or just fucking stupid. Does it even matter? I have to pee, but I can't tell if the toilet is covered in pubes or dead spiders. What sad women. Fuck these people. I have to pee, but I can't tell if the toilet is covered in pubes or dead spiders. What sad women. Fuck these people. I do not know, Natalie. I do not know. Like, I understand Tom and Keith, but can't Connor's well-off white suburban parents pay for a better place so he can keep pretending he's an artist?

Starting point is 00:22:15 You'd think. Just blah, blah, blah. We're starting an empire. You have a bunch of dusty microphones in your kitchen and a brain-damaged circus runaway. Calm the fuck down. Hey, you guys ready to do the middle segment? Totally. Thanks again. This has been super fun. Yeah, this setup is so great. Calm the fuck down. Hey, you guys ready to do the middle segment? Totally. Thanks again.

Starting point is 00:22:26 This has been super fun. Yeah, this setup is so great. I love the place. And the Mean Boys podcast returns with a game from Natalie Hazen. Natalie, tell us about this game. All right. It is called Korean Pop Star or Breath of the Wild Shrine. Do any of you play Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild?

Starting point is 00:22:41 No. No. Okay. It's Zelda. It's Zelda. Yes, it's a Legend of Zelda game. the Wild? No. No, okay. It's Zelda. It's Zelda, yes. It's a Legend of Zelda game. Damn fine detective work there, Gus.

Starting point is 00:22:47 Well, she said Breath of the Wild and I thought maybe it had something to do with a boar for some reason. So, yeah, Zelda. Natalie, continue. Anyways, there's like

Starting point is 00:22:57 170 shrines where you go to get like kind of like power-up thingies but they all have like really insane like kind of racist names and then I thought it would be fun

Starting point is 00:23:06 to try to determine if it's a shrine or a Korean pop star. Okay, let's do it. Okay, I'm down. All right, first one. I'm going to pronounce them all wrong, but that's fine. Taiwa Jin.

Starting point is 00:23:15 This was a more fun game when we were trying to make Connor say Asian names wrong. Oh, he would have got real mad real fast. Yeah, I don't like to be made a fool. And it's Zelda or what was it? Korean pop stars. Okay.

Starting point is 00:23:31 Tom, just barely clinging to the concept of what we're doing right now. Quick question. Two-part question. What is Korea and what is pop? I'm going to go with the... Is it Taiwa Jin? Taiwa Jin. Zelda Church.

Starting point is 00:23:43 He trained Obi-Wan in the first prequel. I'm going to say that that is a pop star. Taiwa Jin sounds like the booze my mom drank because it was the cheapest. Breath of the Wild seems like a two-buck Chuck wine. I'll say Legend of Zelda shrine. I'm going to say pop star because it sounds like an Asian off-brand Tyra Banks. I think it's too short to be a pop star.

Starting point is 00:24:09 Let's see if I'm wrong. It is a shrine. I know a lot about Asia. I went to Japan as a kid. But it was Japan, not Korea. Dude, I'm worried about my memory. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:24:24 I know a lot about Asia, he said, as he forgot what country we were talking about. Yeah, I know. Look, I know a lot about Asia. I went to Australia for like three weeks. All right. All right, next one. Oh, soundboard.

Starting point is 00:24:37 Wish I had. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I have the cord. No, you're good. No, no, no, no, no. Enjoy. All right, Tae Yang. Tae Yang. That's got to be a pop star. Enjoy. All right. Tae Yang. Tae Yang.

Starting point is 00:24:45 That's got to be a pop star. Asian Tae Diggs. Because that's like something that like a boardroom full of Korean advertising executives would be like, yeah, you can jack to that. Like, yeah, Tae Yang, you know. Sounds like what Chris Tucker yells when he stubs his toe. Tae Yang! Tae Yang! No, that's how someone with a southern accent pronounces what astronauts drink.

Starting point is 00:25:04 Tae Yang. Tae Yang. I'm going shrine again astronauts drink. Ta-yang, ta-yang. I'm going shrine again. I'm going K-pop. It is K-pop. Try to play a clip. Let's see. This is kind of badass. Yeah, this is kind of ripped.

Starting point is 00:25:19 This is like Bangs. Hey, Yang's dope. Damn. Missy Ariat's got it going on. I pulled the mic nearly to the floor. That's how hard I yelled in amusement. I'll be like that. There's going to be more slur-based puns. I want to listen to that because I feel like it's banging fun hip-hop music,

Starting point is 00:25:41 but the words aren't going to distract me while I'm writing. It does sound like something that Harold and Kumar would push under a soundtrack. Anyone else imagine an eighth grader dunking? Yeah. Okay. Dunking? Like a basketball. Yeah, we don't imagine that.

Starting point is 00:25:56 We're just trying to move the conversation along, and we knew that would be a 45-minute soundtrack. You're yelling about Air Bud shit you have to remember. Nah, I woke up in there and was like, oh yeah. Alright, number three. Dumb dog never passed me the ball. The dog is a bit of a showboat in the film. Yeah, what a ball dog.

Starting point is 00:26:14 Zero assists. God damn it. Rota-oo. Rota-oo. I'm going to say shrine. That's the thing that my grandma can't set up to watch Amazon Prime on her TV. Rota-oo. I'm going to say shrine. That's the thing that my grandma can't set up to watch Amazon Prime on her TV. Rota-oo. That's a shrine.

Starting point is 00:26:29 Rota-oo. Rota-oo. The lay a soul. I'll go shrine. I mean, you guys all went shrine. I'm going to go singer. It is a shrine. You dumb idiot.

Starting point is 00:26:45 Yeah, Tom. You don't know shit about obscure facts from that video game none of us have played. Yeah, I like kind of know what we're talking about. Yeah, Tom, you're not good at being peer pressured into doing the right thing or being like a rebel that does his own thing. You'd pick the wrong one each time. Yeah, no, whatever. I'm like, I'm going to do my own thing. It's one like I'm obviously going to be wrong

Starting point is 00:27:06 and I'm just not. You know what? Maybe bathtub toast wasn't the next big trick. And now I got these mind reading powers. All right. Goo horror. Goo horror. Goo horror. Sounds like trying.

Starting point is 00:27:23 Basement, am I right? That just became like a space race to the cum joke. We all heard Goohor. Look, if cum, if cum. I got cum and Tom. Don't ever mix cum and Tom. I'm a joinable. Well, no, if you get jizz on the black mold in your basement,

Starting point is 00:27:41 I don't know what kind of little shop of horrors creature is going to emerge. All right, that's what I'm worried about. Not the shit that runs through my room. Hey, Nintendo, we created a real-life Grimer. I don't know if you can help us out with this. Did any of you guys play Resident Evil 7? There's like mold monsters and that. Now I just want to give them all Tom voices.

Starting point is 00:27:59 Hey, what's going on? Why are you shooting at me? Wasn't that a movie? You got to destroy the brain or remove the head. Oh. All right. Sorry. What are we doing?

Starting point is 00:28:09 I'm going to say shrine. I'm going to say Korean pop star because it sounds like Andrew Dice Clay in Korea saying whore like goo whore. I'm going to go K-pop as well. Oh, okay. Okay. It is a Korean pop star. Ooh.

Starting point is 00:28:22 She's hot. Ooh. Man. Blonde Asian. Wake it to the chorus. It's my Korean pop song. She's hot. Man. Wake it to the chorus is my favorite thing ever. I think the one Asian teenager that loses his virginity before he's 20 finger banks to this. Yeah, 100%. 100%. She's very blonde, very skinny, and the song is called Choco Chip Cookies.

Starting point is 00:28:40 What? Dude, Korea rules. Yeah, we're going to have a bunch of fucking people sing songs about snacks. All right. Why don't I live? I've never seen Keith immediately go, I can get dual citizenship. Well, yeah, Keith is just like, oh, I'll be Digzilla, all right? That's how I would ruin people.

Starting point is 00:28:57 No, I found out apparently they hate fat people in Korea, though. Yeah, they're like super shitty. I'm going to do an impression of our friend Aiko Tanaka, and it's going to sound racist, but this is under-exaggerating what Aiko sounds like. Oh, we do not have fat people in Japan. Yep. She's just like, we don't.

Starting point is 00:29:17 There's a few things that make me happier than when Aiko comes to Meltdown for shows to watch people white panic as she performs. Just like, oh, this is nothing but racist, but she's also very funny. I don't know what's appropriate to do. People's heads just explode. Quick, applaud politely.

Starting point is 00:29:32 Call her brave. Aiko makes me laugh so hard. She's one of my favorites. All right. Number five, Jung Eunji. Jung Eunji. That's actually a way of the shrine. No, that's actually what the Mean Boys is called in... Jung Eun Ji. Jung Eun Ji. That's actually what the mean boys is called.

Starting point is 00:29:49 Jung Eun Ji. Super happy race time. Number one joke of Mexico party. Super duper dead baby happy hour. Powerful ties. Correctamundo. Powerful ties to alt-right. Correctamundo! Powerful ties to alt-right! Correctamundo the retard boy! And Tom has anime eyes.

Starting point is 00:30:14 Duh! He just plays it, and then I get the big sweat drop on the side of my head. Like, duh! And Keith's a panda. Aw. I for sure could fly in Korean Mean Boys. On a rainbow. But he's eating bamboo from like a dick tree.

Starting point is 00:30:33 There's just a single tentacle in his butt. Yeah, but what am I in the cartoon? I'm going to say that's a pop star. That's a duo. That's a shrine. I think it's a shrine. Shrine. I think it's too North Korea Shrine. I think it's too

Starting point is 00:30:45 North Korea dictator-y to not be a misdirector. Alright, it is K-Pop Star. Ah, fuck! It's a girl group. One of the girls in the girl group thing. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, it's six Korean girls eating each other out. It's called Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.

Starting point is 00:31:01 Are you seeing this, Keith? Oh, I am not far off. They're wearing sailor suits and... What are they called? This is great for the podcast, guys. Ahoy doy. We'll do a new Patreon thing where we just describe hot chicks over the audience. You want to hear a bunch of sweaty dudes talk about pussy?

Starting point is 00:31:22 It's weird. It only gets six downloads every time, but they download it every time. Yeah, that's a very niche fetish. This is really introduced what the Mean Boys need. It's just one outnumbered, just uncomfortably baffled woman. Like the Morning Zoo radio, just the ladies, just like, oh, my God, guys. Have you no humanity? I have a lot of good opinions, and I'm smart about stuff.

Starting point is 00:31:44 Show us your boobs. The number of times I've turned to anyone, oh, you know humanity. I have a lot of good opinions and I'm smart about stuff. Show us your boobs. The number of times I've turned to Natalie and went, oh, you're our Robin. Oh, she was on Howard Stern. Ah, I got a reference. I was trying to think, wait, is he talking about the Dark Knight Returns Robin where it's a chick? Nope. No, he wasn't. Nope, went bro-y this one time.

Starting point is 00:32:02 Natalie. All right. Number six. Cho-kyuh-yun. Cho-kyuh-yun. Cho-ky this one time. Natalie. All right. Number six. Cho Kyo-yun. Cho Kyo-yun. Cho Kyo-yun. I'm going to go Popstar. Cho Kyo-yun on that dick.

Starting point is 00:32:11 I got whatever. We're really reaching. I think that's a shrine. I'm going to go shrine as well. You know, I've said shrine every time but one time and I'm going to say shrine again.

Starting point is 00:32:23 Did you guess? I guess Popstar. It is Popstar. Hell yeah. It's a handsome man. Oh, man. This is a ballad. Have I told you guys my roommate in high school was South Korean?

Starting point is 00:32:35 No. You had a roommate in high school? I was in a boarding school. Oh, that's right. I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a cool guy? He went to high.

Starting point is 00:32:42 Was he a cool guy? I thought he was cool. I found out after I left, he fucking hated me. I had a roommate in high school. Like now, I'm a grown-up, but he's in high school. I've got a runaway teen living in my basement. Yeah, it was basically like a daycare with fractions. Like Harry Potter, but no magic.

Starting point is 00:33:01 Or school shootings. I like that we're doing this over the crooning of the end of a Korean soap opera. The video is just a couple over coffee, uncomfortably looking at each other. I think this green sweater man is the singer. Oh, she's disappearing, and she's back. I really don't know what the fuck's going on with Korea. Korea's dope. Well, if you had a shitty neighbor up to your north, they're just going to make the most of everything.

Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, imagine if your neighbor was fucking the Nazis. Yeah, I'm at the end of the house, and I'm probably the worst roommate, so I feel like you guys are in the Korean sector.

Starting point is 00:33:34 You're the other side of the DMZ. Yeah. Ready for next one? Yeah. Number seven, Toto Sa. Shrine.

Starting point is 00:33:43 Toto Sa. Toto Sa. I keep saying shrine. I'm going to keep saying shrine. It's the shrine where you have to kiss the rain in Africa. God. Because Toto. I stand by it.

Starting point is 00:33:53 Wasn't there was a My Neighbor Toto or something? That's Totoro. Totoro. Ah, you got too many syllables. I'm like Toto, the band that wrote Africa. We're not on iTunes anymore, Toto. I'm going to say that's a pop star. I'm going to say a shrine.

Starting point is 00:34:10 It is a shrine. Boom. Oh. Hey. All right. All right, number eight. One more. Oh, one more?

Starting point is 00:34:17 Yeah. Okay, let's skip to Kwanji Yong. Kwanji Yong. I'm going pop star. I'm going pop star. I'm going T-Rex song. Kwan Ji Yong. Kwan Ji Yong. I'm going pop star. I'm going pop star. I'm going T-Rex song. Kwan Ji Yong. Oh, that's an acceptable joke, but my very similar joke was not.

Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah. But you were the one who laughed at his joke. You can't get mad if you're the one who laughed at it. It's not a matter of quality. It's better for the day. I get mad at most things I laugh at. You guys are getting windy and wild, though. Yeah, let's take it to...

Starting point is 00:34:43 That is a pop star. Kwon Ji Young is a pop star also known as G-Dragon. I'm just wild and young. I'm just wild and young. All right. He's just wild and young, guys. His outfit can be described. He has blonde, like, Axl Rose hair, and he's wearing, like, leopard leggings.

Starting point is 00:35:01 This is Korean Limp Bizkit. This is, like, the toughest guy in Korea and I can for sure beat him. He's got a tiger on a leash. Dude, have you ever seen a Korean dude kick? Like a baby tiger? Dude, they kick like fucking kangaroos, man. They can kick like motherfuckers.

Starting point is 00:35:16 I don't know if that's racist or just an upsetting compliment. It's true. Kangaroo kickboxing has always been pretty impressive. No, Koreans can fucking kick. Stop yelling about Koreans, Tom. We live in historic Philippines. We're talking about Koreans. Those are different places.

Starting point is 00:35:30 I know, but there's going to be someone that's mad about it. It's a very diverse, beautiful community. I like that you're laughing. Stop yelling about Koreans. We live in a patchwork of diversity. Stop yelling about Koreans. They'll hear you. I just don't think it's a good look for the house.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Stop yelling about Koreans. The Filipinos will hear you. All right don't think it's a good look for the house. Stop yelling about Koreans. The Filipinos will hear you. Alright, well we'll be back with our next game. What are black people up to? No, in the house where everyone looks like an unemployed graphic designer and they think we're gentrifying it, we should probably not go shouting about Koreans. No one

Starting point is 00:35:59 believes I can graphic design. No, you sent a grassy to go talk to them. Guys, they just got... That's the worst thing we could do. Tom, they just got home from their strip mall church, okay? It's Sunday. Abort. If someone told me I could kick like a motherfucker, I'd be like, thank you, sir. Motherfucker? I believe you said kangaroo.

Starting point is 00:36:17 To be fair, kangaroos are real motherfuckers. Because they kick. Have you seen a kangaroo kick? I mean, I've seen Tank Girl and Ice-T does have a pretty mean backstrike. I don't know what music video that is, but I'm telling you that they can fucking kick. Every time I reference a video game between 1995 and 2000, Connor smiles warmly. Oh, I don't know. I know what Tekken is.

Starting point is 00:36:35 I've never played it. I mean, if you want to do some like Beautiful Joe. There we go. Hey, part of the Capcom 5. Yeah, man. Metal Slug. The Mean Boys podcast will be right back. Wretched pig children, kneel before the voice of Karnak the Bloodfeaster.

Starting point is 00:36:56 Legends of my evil deeds are as old as time, but now I have found a new evil. Crowdfunding. Donate to the Mean Boys Patreon today to receive the spoils of war. Whether it be a kind of cool t-shirt, a bunch of okay stickers, or an audience with the Mean Boys themselves. Those who donate will find a seat next to my throne in the kingdom of blood. And those who fail will be sodomized with a bomb! Welcome to the Thespian Experience, the show where we explore the craft of acting with legends of the silver screen. I'm your humble host, Some Pretentious Dick. Today, I'm joined by a titan of Mexican cinema.

Starting point is 00:37:45 He's appeared in over 50 motion pictures, and each of his performances is a polished gem of exquisite acting. Please welcome to the show, the incomparable Ernesto Guzman. Thank you for having me. It is an honor and a privilege to sit where so many of my heroes have sat before. We're thrilled to have you, Ernesto. I ask all of my guests the same question first. What does acting mean to you? It is a good question. Perhaps the most simple

Starting point is 00:38:11 and yet the most complex I have ever been asked. To define the magic of drama is a Herculean task. It is like trying to explain the colors of the rainbow to a blind man, or to assign a name to the sounds of the wind. But the closest I can think to get is to say, at its finest, acting makes physical the intangible. It allows us a tactile connection

Starting point is 00:38:30 to otherwise unspeakable depths of emotion that lie deep beneath the surface of all humans. Poetry. Truly poetry. Now let us take a look at this philosophy in action in a scene from 1967's Gunfight at Bronco Ranch, featuring Ernesto's classic portrayal of the ranch hand, Jorge. Don't do it, John. Billy Black's men have you outgunned 20 to 1. It's suicide. Betty, sometimes a man's gotta do the right thing, even if the right thing ends up buying him a bullet in the belly. Now where's Jorge with my horse? Jorge, vamonos!

Starting point is 00:39:07 I'm here, Mr. John. What took you so long? I'm sorry, Mr. John. I drank mucho tequila and had to take a grande siesta in these tables. Well, wake up and saddle my horse. I've got work to do. Si. Oh, John.

Starting point is 00:39:23 Dry your tears, Betty. I'm coming back alive and nobody's ever going to do. Si. Oh, John. Dry your tears, Betty. I'm coming back alive and nobody's ever going to bother you again. Dang it, Jorge. Just a five-minute siesta, Mr. John. I'm so sleepy. What a drunk, sleepy Mexican. Powerful.

Starting point is 00:39:44 Gracias. This show is dedicated to Letting people learn from the greats And I just want to know What is the greatest advice you've ever received From a fellow actor? Let me see One day I was on the set with Marlon Brando, you know him

Starting point is 00:39:57 Of course And Marlon, he turns to me and he says Ernesto, a good actor becomes the character But a great actor allows the character to become him. Brilliant. Just brilliant. Let's take a look at your performance opposite Mr. Brando in that film, 1972's police thriller, Officer Down. Paco, you greasy son of a bitch.

Starting point is 00:40:27 What did I tell you about pushing dope on my block? Orale, fucker! I didn't do nothing, fool! You can't fucking touch me! You wanna bet, you dirty Puerto Rican? Well, how about a little of this? Right in the fucking way, oh, Dios mio! I'm so sleepy!

Starting point is 00:40:45 We did 47 takes of that scene. Now, much is made of diversity in Hollywood today, and as an actor of color, how do you care to comment? I think a great performer transcends race. I myself am Mexican, yes, but I have played a character from many races, be it a sleepy Mexican, a sleepy Puerto Rican, a sleepy Guatemalan, or in a pinch, a very quiet Arab.

Starting point is 00:41:06 Now, it's worth looking at your work on the small screen as well. You portrayed a character that became a cultural icon in some circles. He, well, why am I blathering on about him when I have it right here? If it's not too much trouble, Mr. Guzman, may we speak with the taco monster? Oh, it has been many years, but I think I can bring him to life for you. Let me get in the proper mental space. Hola. Hola.

Starting point is 00:41:30 Hola! It's me, the Taco Monster! I'm so happy to be performing for all my adoring friends! Mr. Taco Monster, what a delight to have you. And you started off as a spokesman for a Mexican restaurant, is that correct? That's right! I was created to tell people about Don Carlos Taco Shop, but then I got my own cartoon series. We ran five seasons, opened by Coastal Theme Parks, and put out two movies before being canceled due to declining ratings

Starting point is 00:41:59 and also incredible blowback from the Latino community. What a bunch of crybabies. Horchata, be kidding me. Outstanding. Never have I seen such a profound and compelling example of race traiterdom. Stay tuned after the commercial break as we go in-depth on the emotional toll taken on Ernesto by his most beloved character, the Frito Bandito. And the Mean Boys podcast returns. To close out the show, as we always do with a round of our favorite game,

Starting point is 00:42:27 which of the following? Top two for two. I'm jingles. No. He's trying to do it. Fuck yeah. Oh, he dropped the remix on us. Yeah, I cut each other off, though.

Starting point is 00:42:41 God, what if you just keep making that longer, so you just drop, like, a fat beat after that? I actually downloaded a beat-making application last night. Yeah. And don't know how it works, so I deleted it. Yeah, Tom, I was playing Tom some of my beats, and then he was like, yeah, I could do this. Well, no, I know how to use Fruity Loops, kind of, but it was somewhere... Yeah, you put milk in them.

Starting point is 00:43:04 You put milk in them. Motherfucker. Oh, now we're married. Oh, finally. Yeah, if I say my name backwards, he gets to fuck me. That's good. Ronak! All right.

Starting point is 00:43:15 Correct the moon, though. I want our vows to be administered by Tom only playing Sam Jackson snippets that have been organized into a matrimony. Does he look like a bitch? What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it. Oh, my God. That is the end of a wedding. All right. This game comes to us from Paige Wesley.

Starting point is 00:43:39 Follow her on Twitter at Paige Wesley. Very funny comedian. She's finally putting her film girl to use. She writes, this is the following, all exploitation films edition. Oh, fuck yeah. So here we go. And this is by far the best. Have we done one of these

Starting point is 00:43:49 before, like a different one? We did Blacksploitation on like episode three. And the first round is Blacksploitation. There may be some double ups, but after that

Starting point is 00:43:56 we got Nazisploitation, we got some cannibal shit. It's a good time. So, which of the following round number one, exploitation films? Which of the following is not a real

Starting point is 00:44:02 Blacksploitation film? A, Black Caesar. I want to make a really racist salad joke, but I'm going to hold off. B, The Spook Who Sat by the Door. Oh, no. That's a bit harsh. To send you hate mail to Paige, I don't know what to tell you. C, Doge.

Starting point is 00:44:18 Your manager just popped in to say that. A, don't blame Connor. A, this is Fats Bane. I got out of the comedy game and i'm just working for a for the kid connor mcspan now send all your booking inquiries to the overpass where the pink dot is uh c dojo negro or d hell up in har. You're a racist motherfucker. Oh, man. We have occasion to use that drop more than I'd probably like. I just like that a room full of white people all just bum themselves out so hard reading these movie titles. I'm upset because I'm taking this game too seriously.

Starting point is 00:44:56 Oh, yeah. I'm going to go with the karate one. Dojo, whatever. Racial sport followed up. I'm going to go with that one as well. Dojo Blackman. Double down on Tom not wanting to say it. Yeah, fucking Kung Fu Sambo

Starting point is 00:45:09 or whatever. Oh wait, I'm going to say that's Breath of the Wild trying. I'm going to go with the spook one. Taking the opposite route of saying Tom. I mean, technically that's all of them. What? What? What?

Starting point is 00:45:33 I'm saying Hell Up in Harlem is the fake one. All right. The fake one, Dojo Negro. Damn! Okay, that's the racial story that was. Yeah. Oh, no, I thought you didn't want to say it. Now you forgot the rhyme-y word. I forgot.

Starting point is 00:45:44 I heard dojos. Like, that's too Asian to be affiliated with black people. Oh, you've never seen The Last Dragon, then. Well, there's a lot of crossover between black and Asian. Show enough. The great hero of our time. What's that? Yeah, I mean, like, Wu-Tang loves all the karate movies,

Starting point is 00:45:57 and they kind of made, like, popularized them with the black community. Rush Hour was a thing. Yeah, but there's an Asian dude in there. The classic film series Rush Hour. All right. I don't know if the logic was wrong, but it worked. Look, Tom's so pure of heart there. The classic film series Rush Hour. All right. I don't know if the logic was wrong, but it worked. Look, Tom's so pure of heart, he can't remember racial slurs. He doesn't know them.

Starting point is 00:46:11 No, I just can't remember. No, I got them all. I just don't know which one it is. All right. Which of the following is not a real cannibal film? Cannibal Woman in the Avocado Jungle of Death. That's A. That's a lot of words. B, Last Cannibal World.

Starting point is 00:46:24 C, The Mountain of the Cannibal God. That's a lot of words. B. Last cannibal world. C. The mountain of the cannibal god. Or D. Death on cannibal island. These are all things We're going to ball to... Sorry. These are all things Karnak has said at some point. What was the second one again? The second one was last cannibal world.

Starting point is 00:46:40 I will banish the Weezer fans of the avocado jungle. Die upon the avocado jungles of Cannibal Island. And these are movies about cannibals. Yeah. Okay. And can I hear them one more time? They all had cannibal in the title.

Starting point is 00:46:57 Next to each other. There wasn't even one that was like flush eaters. That was kind of vague. These zombies, they were all cannibals. A, cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death. You know who and what and where they are. What?

Starting point is 00:47:09 Cannibals. That's some damn fine journalism movie title. Last cannibal world. The mountain of cannibal god. Death on cannibal islands. I'm going to say mountain of the cannibal god.

Starting point is 00:47:20 I was thinking that too. I'm going to say cannibal world. I already forgot all of them. The mountain one? Me too. I'm going to say Cannibal World. I already forgot all of them. The mountain one? Me too. I'm going to go with A. Okay. Well, you're all wrong.

Starting point is 00:47:30 It's Death on Cannibal Island. Shit. Yeah, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is real. That stars Cannibal Burris. I knew that one and Cannibal God were real because every time I see Cannibal God, I'm like, that should be named everything. I like to sprinkle pickle juice on my baby's eye. You know what's funny? I was listening to him this morning when I woke up.

Starting point is 00:47:51 Cannibalism? No, no, Hannibalism. You're just listening to your brain cannibalize itself in your mold-filled poop basement? It's just a weird, yeah. Did you guys see The Green Inferno? I did. The Green Inferno? It's a movie I enjoy that I can't recommend to people.

Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah, that's exactly how I felt. I'm like, this is great. Nobody watch it. Eli Roth made a cannibal movie a few years ago, and it's about a bunch of lefty protesters who go to the Amazon to protest it being bulldozed, and then their plane crashes, and they all get killed by cannibals.

Starting point is 00:48:17 Yeah, they're like, save this indigenous tribe, and then that tribe fucking eats all of them. Did they make that movie just for Alex Jones to jack off to? Yeah. It is shockingly violent. The rainforest is full of cannibals. The eyeball, dude. To me, it's when they cut that guy apart with sharp rocks.

Starting point is 00:48:33 Oh, yeah. It's not even that sharp of rocks. They really just kind of beat him apart. We have gone from describing movies that are playing currently to movies that are not playing anywhere. Anyone miss the black category? Nope. Moving on. miss the black category? Nope. Moving on, which is the following?

Starting point is 00:48:49 Is that a real Nazi exploitation film? I feel like you can't exploitate Nazis. They got it coming. These are just Nazi movies. A, Love Camp 7. B, Ilsa, Nazi She-Beast. C, Fraulein Devil. Or D, The Last Orgy of the Third Reich? I'm going to go with A.

Starting point is 00:49:11 I also will go with A. That implies there were a lot of orgies in the Third Reich. I'm going to go D. I'm going to go with A as well. The fake one. Ilsa, Nazi She-Beast. Wait, I thought that she just wrote it wrong because it's Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. So I thought it was maybe a separate title. Oh, and there were sequels wrote it wrong because it's Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS. So I thought it was like maybe a separate title.

Starting point is 00:49:26 Oh, and there were sequels too. There were sequels and stuff too. Oh yeah, well she put that one's... This is not a very well-made game. Or she tricked us. No, I think she was trying to... I think that was like a technicality trick. So I'll give it to her because

Starting point is 00:49:39 the goal she had set up worked. I assumed it was real and it's close to a real thing. Yeah, Ilsa hustled. We're doing a Tom and Terry episode. I've never seen you so intense. I've never been more invested in anything. Do you want to explain to Tom Goss what Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS is about? I have no idea what we're talking about.

Starting point is 00:49:54 Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS is about Ilsa, who is an evil Nazi lady who just sexually tortures people in a concentration camp for 90 minutes. I don't get it. Nazis were evil enough. Why would I add werewolves in your shit to this different movie? Though that would be pretty sick. Yeah, it's like when you got a pizza and you're like get these banana peppers and these olives

Starting point is 00:50:13 and just pepperoni, alright? You need a swastika and that's it. I don't get when people get a history movie like, you know what would be cool about Abraham Lincoln? If he fought a vampire. To be fair, they were kinda right. Are you telling me you don't want to see that? No. Because he's already a great man.

Starting point is 00:50:28 You might as well make him a super great man. I would rather have a vampire fight, at least someone modern, like Colin Powell or something. Colin Powell, vampire hunter. Now, Tom, I feel like we need to sit down and show you Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, which is a film. Colin Powell! Yeah, the vampire's like, you misled the United Nations about nuclear arsenals in Iraq, and you were brave. And then he's like, how about you taste this wooden steak, vampire? I'm about to be the secretary of hate.

Starting point is 00:51:01 I'm going to imply that there's weapons of mass destruction inside your ass. Colin Powell. Like, I have no interest in it. Like, he already did his shit. Let's give, you know, let, you know. Colin Powell is at the height of his fame. Are you telling me you wouldn't want Bono running from zombies in a movie? I mean, only if he's torn limb from limb afterwards.

Starting point is 00:51:19 Yeah, let's get modern people. I love it. I would like to watch Bono die pretty much however. Well, it surprised me. It just bores me when they get modern people. I love it. I would like to watch modern guys pretty much however. Surprise me. It just bores me when they get historical people. But there's always been historical. There's monsters across time. Yeah, but at least have them fight their style.

Starting point is 00:51:35 You know what I mean? I don't appreciate your opposition to monster mixing, Tom. All right, it's the 21st century. All right, I'm just saying. What if George W. Bush was hunting Godzilla opposed to fucking... He actually was. I'd rather that

Starting point is 00:51:52 than the fucking Confederate General Lee whatever his fuck face is. Robert E. Lee? Explain to me the movie that you think exists where Robert E. Lee is hunting Godzilla. God, I'd watch that right now.

Starting point is 00:52:09 He's like, wait, let me just reload. The Mothra will rise again. There's a comic out right now that Max Brooks wrote World War Z did where it's like the North and the South during the Civil War have to end the Civil War early to fight giant ants. Shut the fuck up. It's amazing. Which of the following is not a real spaghetti western?

Starting point is 00:52:30 Yeah, spaghetti is not for the West Coast. That's a very East Coast dish. And Godzilla should not have meatballs. Also, I prefer a baked ziti western. I also like when I make fun of Tom and he's just like, well now you're just being

Starting point is 00:52:44 ridiculous. Listen to yourself. Hey, Natalie, how's it going? I'm doing great. Feel free to jump in any time. I'm just enjoying the conversation. Natalie just has the permanent expression of someone who's made a grave error.

Starting point is 00:52:59 She is so happy her joke-off jokes went well. She's like, I'm not fucking this up with more work. You look like you just got hustled into going to see your niece's school play. Oh, my God. Oh, it's so good. Really just a tree for 90 minutes. Spaghetti Westerns. A, Apache Ridge.

Starting point is 00:53:16 B, The Big Gun Down. C, Day of Anger. Or D, The Grand Duel. These all sound like what happens at the podcast. I'm trying to think. What is a lazier name? A Day of Anger or The Grand Duel. This all sounds like what happens at the podcast. I'm trying to think. What is a lazier name? A Day of Anger or The Grand Duel? I'm going with D, The Grand

Starting point is 00:53:30 Duel. Okay. I'm going with C, Day of Anger. You sound like you said Dave Anger, which is just a great name for a bassist in a metal rap band. Hi, I'm Dave Anger and I'm in... Dave Anger was the DJ for... I'm in Cannibal God. Yeah, I'm Dave Anger and I'm toying with snot now.

Starting point is 00:53:48 Snot. Sorry. Yeah, I'm going to go see. I'll go see as well. The fake one. Apache Ridge. What? I swear to God that's a real movie.

Starting point is 00:53:56 Hey, I'm getting the singing suspicion Paige Wesley made this game backwards. Wait, what? I think she might have put the real ones... I could be wrong. In bold No, she's got like very detailed notes Interesting Huh

Starting point is 00:54:09 So Maybe someone's just smarter than us Shut up, Tom Yeah Or maybe the point of this game was never to win Maybe it was just to have fun and riff with your friends about cannibals But someone wants to take it very seriously Kyle is Googling this

Starting point is 00:54:23 Yeah, Kyle is Googling it You gotta tone it back a little bit. We've got like three of these games ready to go. I'm like, pick this one because it will break Kyle's brain. You have broken me. You have won. I kneeled before you prepared to accept my fate. There's a lot of things people like about the podcast.

Starting point is 00:54:41 They like Tom. They like the jokes. But mostly it's the fact checking. People tune in week after week. I'm going to be honest with you. The number of times I've heard you guys- Excuse me! The number of times I've heard you guys confidently say a thing that's incorrect and then move

Starting point is 00:54:53 on. All right. I'm right here, man. Oh, no, no, no. It's the other two. All real or all fake. That got uncomfortably quiet. I don't know what to say.

Starting point is 00:55:04 All real or all fake. The love uncomfortably quiet. I don't know what to say. All real or all fake. The Love Between Us. No, I'm kidding. A lie. I say it's a lie. These are all real women in prison films. Oh, fuck yeah. It was about Hillary?

Starting point is 00:55:16 What are you talking about? Sorry, my manager popped in. Orange is the new black. That's Bama. What have I told you about being racist? I just like to express my libertarian views when I can. Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi. Did you say Boogaz?

Starting point is 00:55:33 No, I said Benghazi. Cook, cook, cook, cook. False flag. All right. A, bad girls. Oh, you guys need to do a public meetup at Comic-Con and play that. Cook, cook, false flag. All right. Don Carlos Bad Girls. Oh, you guys need to do a public meetup at Comic-Con and play that. Cuck, cuck, false flag. All right.

Starting point is 00:55:47 Don Carlos' Dagger Shop, Friday afternoon. You'll check it out. A, Bad Girls Dormitory. B, The Hot Box. C, Women in Cages. Or D, Sadamania. Or Sadomania. Sadamania.

Starting point is 00:55:59 Sadamania. I'm going to go with all real. What you going to do when Sadamania runs wild on you? That's Kyle's sophomore album. That's a good name for it. Number one, I'm a person. Number two, maybe not. Not anymore.

Starting point is 00:56:14 These are all real. I'm going to go all real. All right. For no reason. I said all real. Yeah, Tom is wrong. Want to air horn yourself? Yeah. Okay. Incoming. That's one of the problems. Want to air horn yourself?

Starting point is 00:56:25 Yeah. Okay. Keep them coming. That's what you're going to follow. Keep them coming. We got all six of them. All six out of it. Tom, stop.

Starting point is 00:56:38 Yeah. Stop. This is all I've ever wanted. This is all I've ever wanted. All right. The rest of the audience, Connor just ripped the cord out of Tom's computer. Tom, hold your laptop up to the microphone.

Starting point is 00:56:51 Timmy, yeah, what are you doing here? Hi. I just came in for the view. Oh, man, I set you up for like a big hit

Starting point is 00:57:00 you did not deliver. Opening up the Mean Boys mailbag, a long-time listener, Hendrick Pastanik, asks, what, I still haven't learned

Starting point is 00:57:09 how to say your name, dude, I'm sorry, HandyP94 on Twitter, what will the piñata for the 100th episode party you announced in the first episode be filled with? It's a good question.

Starting point is 00:57:18 Oh, yeah. Which we put in our piñata for our 100th episode. What is that purple drink you're drinking? I've been wondering about the whole podcast. Caffeinated Crystal Light.

Starting point is 00:57:27 Okay, put that in the pinata. Robitussin and cum. I think the 100th episode pinata will be filled. We're going to print out all the tweets of people saying that the show sucks since Joe left.

Starting point is 00:57:38 I think it's going to be a great season. It'll actually just be Joe in the pinata and he'll just drop out and disapprove of what we've done with this thing. Just frown. No, I think the pinata and he'll just drop out and disapprove of what we've done with this thing. Just frown.

Starting point is 00:57:46 No, I think the pinata was never going to exist and it never will exist. There's no way you'll get to episode 100. Didn't you say you were going to fuck Keith if we made it to 100 episodes? Oh, we did say that. Yeah, we did. I was hoping that that would not be remembered. Hear me out. Oh, thanks, Tom.

Starting point is 00:57:59 You guys just fuck inside the giant pinata. Ooh, there you go. And then you guys stream it on Twitch. The pinata should be a giant paper mache of my head. I like that I've given up on trying to fuck you, but everybody else keeps trying to make it happen. People are shipping us. We're the frying lila of ISIS podcast. It's like season two of Firefly.

Starting point is 00:58:17 The people who need to be involved don't care, but everyone else is really invested. Now, Patton Oswalt's going to write a comic book where we fuck someday. That's such a specific reference. It really is. Moving on to Jen Reiman, another one of our longtime listeners. She wants to know, aside from dying peacefully in your sleep, if you could choose how you died, how would you prefer to leave the world? Fucking Keith in a pinata, final answer. In like a, I'm guessing it can't be like a, you know, peaceful.

Starting point is 00:58:43 Yeah, aside from dying peacefully in your sleep. Yeah. Okay, so. Violently in your sleep? Do you want to fight Freddy Krueger? Well, I have a very close relationship with this. Tom, putting on a Frankenstein costume and fist fighting Colin Powell. Bring it on, old man.

Starting point is 00:59:05 Colin Powell, vampire. Yeah, that's how I want to die. I don't want to give anything away, either. You know? Like any plans you might have? You don't want to spoil your show? Yeah. I was working on something once where we were trying to get Jonah Ray to skydive.

Starting point is 00:59:20 That was originally a way they were thinking of opening Hidden America Season 2. And he was real not down. And I said, just dress me up as you because I'd do that. And he's like, you're not afraid of skydiving? I'm like, no, because if you die, you died skydiving. Like, that's a funeral that's cool as shit. Yeah, oh, this dude jumped out of an airplane. And then it just went awry.

Starting point is 00:59:39 What a fucking cool idiot. Yeah, he died doing what he loved, being dope as shit. I would like to die in the name of something badass or something, you know. Yeah, he died doing what he loved, being dope as shit. I would like to die in the name of something badass or something, you know. Yeah. Like in some kind of like millennial show of bullshit type thing. Yeah. I'm just like, well, now iTunes

Starting point is 00:59:55 can't censor your hate speech because of Conor McSpadden's sacrifice. I mean, like martyrdom would be pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the way to go. This is like the first conversation that leads to us being radicalized. I don't know towards what. I couldn't be a martyr because people would still be like, remember what he called gays flying the puppets? You know, like people would still.

Starting point is 01:00:16 I'm not sure if you're familiar with Christianity, but people are quoting some crazy shit still. Yeah. Ooh. Wow. Tom, you could absolutely be a Messiah. Yeah, 100%. A hundred years from now, people are just like, oh, yeah, no. It's like 100,000 concussed children following you.

Starting point is 01:00:28 Everybody's wearing big foam cowboy hats in your church. If you had any organizational skills, you'd already be a cult leader. Yeah, Father, the Son, and the Holy Moly, that's a lot of Bart's. Look, if you go to the top tier on Patreon, you'll get your matching sneakers when we go to the spaceship. Oh, yeah. It's the Boom Boom Town. Honestly, I would never answer this before, but just something old age related, I think, maybe.

Starting point is 01:00:52 Oh, fuck that. I changed my vote to surrounded by my cult followers in a mass suicide. Yeah, I'm going to take that as well. I'll give him the tracksuit. Now we have a question for Natalie. What does a producer do? I've heard so many different answers to this question. I don't really know what to think.

Starting point is 01:01:05 Have you produced comedy shows as well as podcasts? Yes, I have. I guess I would define a producer as someone who's, like, getting other people together. It's, like, kind of coordinating and organizing and getting people to, like, hey, we're doing this on this date. Do it. And then for a podcast specifically, I feel like the producer is kind of the person who actually edits the episode and uploads it and does all that boring stuff. And you've done some live shows, too? I've done some live shows.

Starting point is 01:01:29 You were the producer on Retro Rad. You were a producer on Camp Nerd Mel. And I guess I would just define as you just kind of – Making sure the idiots show up. Yeah, you're the wrangler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the adult in the room. I guess that's what a producer is.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Yeah. Well, you're very good at being the adult. Aw, thank you. But you're also funny. All right, and check in the Mean Boys voicemail. We've got some fun stuff today, so let's see what we got. Hello, Mean Boys.

Starting point is 01:01:55 This is Sebastian Gorka. It has recently been brought to my attention that you've been mocking me in one of your skits as of late. We have not, no. No? Well, that was a year ago. Apparently, you imply that I sell some sort of baby

Starting point is 01:02:13 coffin. Well, as we all know, that once I've destroyed an infant's life and made use of its precious body, I will of course cremate it. I am not a savage after all. Now keep in mind that I am a member of the Trump administration.

Starting point is 01:02:34 Turn Jamaican there for a minute. Do not cease immediately. Is this the same guy who did the Carnock thing? I don't think so. Of myself, Dr. Sebastian Gorka. Joe sounds awful. God, I wish Joe would start drinking again. I think this is the guy I met in Indianapolis.

Starting point is 01:02:55 He's cool. And he does sound like that. Wait, what? Does he really? Yeah, he does. We'll find somebody of him maybe next week. Oh, God. All right.

Starting point is 01:03:03 I'm going to find the sexually aggressive one towards me because that one's a lot of fun. Oh, shit. Hey, hello. I'm so excited. I'm talking to the mean boys. Listen, you guys are the fucking shit. I love the three of you. Although, should be told,

Starting point is 01:03:27 Connor's my favorite. He's Irish, and I have a thing for white boys. Yeah. Anyway. Were you friends with this guy in college, Natalie? I think I'm moist. Anyway.

Starting point is 01:03:42 This is really upsetting. Love the podcast. Oh, I love it. You'll be seeing me on Patreon at the very least at a $25 membership. I'm going to say we could peer through the window. Occasionally $100. Just to prove it. Fuck it. I'll even do both your friends.

Starting point is 01:04:01 This just sounds like someone who you would hang out with after hours somewhere. Just a creepy... I think he just called me an Irish pug or something. My Irish pug. Jesus. My Irish pud. In all seriousness, I'm in San Antonio, Texas

Starting point is 01:04:20 on the northwest side. Remember when this guy killed that second Robin? Yeah, we're only halfway through. He's in San Antonio, Texas on the northwest side, so we know guy killed that second Robin? Yeah, we're only halfway through. He's in San Antonio, Texas on the northwest side. So we know where the Mean Boys World Tour is not coming. I'll spick, no span. Oh, no. So, if you're ever in town, look me up.

Starting point is 01:04:37 There are two comedy clubs here. You didn't give me your name, man. I think you guys are broken. I believe his name is Spick and Span. Oh, he'll find you. Is this a boy? Yeah, this is a think you guys are broken. I believe his name is Spickenspan. Oh, he'll find you. Is this a boy? Yeah, this is a gay Mexican boy from Texas.

Starting point is 01:04:48 Connor McSpadden is the one that I think is the hottest and the one I want to nut with. And I want to nut deep down

Starting point is 01:04:59 my throat. No shit. Anyway. Anyway, this is Jessica. I love you. Anyway. Anyway, this is Jessica. I love you. He's calling from the road. I'm making a t-shirt when you come to town that says, if Connor makes bad and we're gay, he'd be my vato.

Starting point is 01:05:23 Oh, it's not a girl. Let me just give you something. I did think it was a girl. Let me just give you something for the spank bank here. Oh, yeah, I'm going to

Starting point is 01:05:29 come deep in your throat. Oh, stop doing this. I hate this. Yeah. God. When Morrissey dies, you are just going to like step forward.

Starting point is 01:05:38 In all seriousness, I just want you to fill me up until I pop like a cheap water balloon because I'm a dirty little boy. What I love about that is I don't have any thoughts of my roommates. In the middle a dirty little boy. What I love about that voice, I don't know if I got it.

Starting point is 01:05:46 You guys are my roommates. In the middle of the sexual aggression, what I love is he goes, Tom's the funniest, but Connor's the hottest. So basically that guy called to say, I want to fuck Connor and Keith's nuts. I bet five bucks you were going to say something

Starting point is 01:05:56 along those lines. I played that for Tom last night. All right, next one. Tom just pumped his arms like the Tusken Raiders. I want to bet with myself. Fucking don't. You can't bet yourself on that. Connor wouldn't take the bet because he was going to win.

Starting point is 01:06:11 I wouldn't take the bet because, yeah, I figured you would. So, okay, a couple more. Hey, Mean Boys. My name's Kevin. I'm calling from Houston, Texas. I just felt compelled to call and let you know that not every one of your listeners sounds like they got all of their calories for the day through Vicodin. I don't know about that.

Starting point is 01:06:26 I just wanted to say I appreciate you guys. I just signed up for Patreon just for you guys. Oh, sounds good. I'm looking forward to helping out make more great mean boys comedy. And I appreciate it. Have a great day. And if you're ever in Houston. I'm going to fuck you through.

Starting point is 01:06:42 I'll let you crash in the couches. And I've held a folk rock concert in this house before. I think I can manage a comedy set. Just if you're ever in town, let me know. Thank you, Kyle. It's a lot of people texting. And I feel like that guy's the murderer. The gay guy was just trying to have fun.

Starting point is 01:07:00 If you don't think that both of those people are the same person, you've got to know. Yeah, I love that our voicemail pretty much immediately turns into just the sexual menace corner. I like that the second you open a Patreon, your life turned into a Brian De Palma film. Yeah, this guy's like, yeah, I've had a folk rock concert. And then you just see like three dudes with like long hair and plaid shirts, skeletons in their face. Oh, they had a lot of fun. Only your fans knew that all this money is going to heroin. All right.

Starting point is 01:07:29 Hello, my name is Patrick, and I'm sorry, I've never done this before, but I read your clipping in the paper, and I, too, am looking for a audacious booty buxom. What? Nice. Overbite, but ready to bite into you. Legs that go on for days. Hair everywhere, but enough to share. And fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, but fuzzy was... All right, new suggestion.

Starting point is 01:08:04 We just make our Google voice number redirect to the suicide hotline. I think that might be a good public service. What the fuck is this idiot talking about? He's reading a personal ad that he's implying you guys laugh. He was a furry. So

Starting point is 01:08:19 I'm interested if you are the phone number just gave me a voicemail. I'd love to hear your voice. You sound definitely, definitely like a talky young woman. So whenever you get this, just give me a call back. Yeah, but I'm plowing through these. There's so many broken men that want to be broken further.

Starting point is 01:08:41 They want you. But they will settle for you. Fair. My presence on the But they will settle for you. Fair. My presence on the show is just a gay faint. Aha! And then you just, like, poke your head out and it's like, surprise. It's disturbing how many, like, e-mails or voice messages we've gotten about how we look like on an audio podcast. Oh, they're fine with us.

Starting point is 01:09:03 Let's finish this guy's e-mail. Yeah, let's get down to business. All right. That's a beat. The Huns. And you have a great day. If that was our Patrick, that makes me laugh. That's pretty good. We have a fan on our show, Patrick, who sends us Halloween candy

Starting point is 01:09:19 every year. I think it might have been. That's really sweet. If it is you, sir, you are a treasure. And whichever one that you're interested in, I will happily chloroform and deliver to you. They are not fighter backers. Candy goes a long way. You are born victims, my friend. Just give me the candy.

Starting point is 01:09:37 We can skip the chloroform. The chloroform's for me. I'm going to get my side diddles while you're unconscious. Side diddles? Side diddles. That's, oh, jeez. So for your side diddle, do you want homestyle fries or a butt plug soaked in gasoline? For our side diddles today, we have a hot knife, we have a bowl whip, and we just got a bag of bees. Can I get mac and cheese?

Starting point is 01:10:03 No. How about three fingers? Give me three fingers of mac and cheese. Like in a bag of bees. Can I get mac and cheese? No. How about three fingers? Give me three fingers of mac and cheese. Like in a scotch glass. And then you slowly lower your balls into it and it's all warm. Leave the pot.

Starting point is 01:10:18 That's the Mean Boys broadcast for this week. Does anyone have anything they want to plug? Where can they find you guys on the... I'm at Natalie Hazen and you are... I'm at Kyle Clark as Rad. And we put on the internet? I'm at Natalie Hazen and you are?

Starting point is 01:10:25 I'm at Kyle Clark as Rad. And we put on the This Is Rad podcast. Yeah, the This Is Rad podcast. Check it out, everybody. The source of 40% of our listeners. It's a podcast about liking stuff and riffs that go nowhere. It's somehow very similar to the show and the opposite

Starting point is 01:10:41 of the show. That was the Sarah Palin scandal. The riff to nowhere. It's part of the hot trinity of L.A. podcasts of us, you guys, and Goods from the Woods. Yeah, the only good podcasts in the world. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to be honest. That's 100% true. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:56 Well, here's what we like to say. We're the most successful unsuccessful podcast. And we're the second most successful unsuccessful podcast. And you guys have been on our podcast before. Yeah. Yeah. second most successful, unsuccessful podcast. And you guys have been on our podcast before. Yeah, we did King of the Hill after I shit my pants in Northern California. We did King of the Hill slash

Starting point is 01:11:13 Conner's Nervous Breakdown. I think there's a pause. You okay, man? Yeah, it was a real weird night. Yeah, I was real tired. And Tom's going to be on Talking Hockey soon. Oh, I'd love to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The goss-overs, I'm real tired. And Tom's going to be on Talking Hockey soon. Oh, I'd love to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to have the goss-overs, I'm calling it.

Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah. And then I have an album called I'm a Person. Yes, buy that. It's on all the streaming things and stuff like that. And then on top of that, I'm going to be with you guys for Comic-Con and Fresno. Hell yeah, you are. You are at Mean Boys Live at Comic-Con at the Comedy Palace July 21st at 10 p.m. and at a Denny's in Fresno.

Starting point is 01:11:47 I cannot fucking wait. July 23rd at 8 p.m. It's a nice Denny's. Ticket link will be in the show notes. It's the gig I was born for. Get those tickets. It's going to be real dumb. And we're at This Is Rad Pod.

Starting point is 01:12:01 Oh, yeah, This Is Rad Pod. This Is Rad Pod follows. We'll tag you in the announcement on our Twitter page. The day this comes out, I'm headlining the new Rec Room Comedy Club in Huntington Beach at 8 o'clock Tuesday night. That's July 18th. And then, yeah, just come to those Mean Boys shows. That's the main thing.

Starting point is 01:12:15 Can I plug one more thing that's Mean Boys related? Sure. We have a sketch called Petey's Edies on our ThisIsRad YouTube page. Just showed this to my father, who loved it. Yeah, I was going to share that. Love it. Anyway, yeah. going to share that. Love it. Yeah, Petey's Edie's, and we're working on turning it into a series. So if you want to see Keith with a drawn-on goatee,

Starting point is 01:12:31 go to This Is Rad on YouTube, and then go find Petey's Edie's. Yeah, and we'll throw that up on the Mean Boys Twitter, so check it out there. Nice. All right. Tommy, anything? Oh, I don't have many shows coming up. I'll be at the live Mean Boys.

Starting point is 01:12:44 My phone's broken so that's I'll be getting a new one and I will be giving a wedding speech at the end of this month you can only show up

Starting point is 01:12:55 for that set if you got an invitation in the mail but if you did show up and if you contribute to Patreon we'll upgrade you

Starting point is 01:13:02 from fish to chicken or steak but yeah GusGusX Twitter Instagram thank you And if you contribute to Patreon, we'll upgrade you from fish to chicken or steak. But yeah, GusGusX, Twitter, Instagram. Thank you. All right. Fuck everything. God is dead. I'm I'm I'm I'm

Starting point is 01:13:28 I'm

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