Men At Work Podcast - Dru Montana on Awkward Comedians, Bonnie Blue's Spring Break, & Eagles Free Agency

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Kyle and Matt have Philly comedian Dru Montana on the podcast to talk about doing standup in Las Vegas, awkward encounters with famous comedians, Eagles free agency, Bonnie Blue taking over Spring Break, barbershop fighting, chess, the best rappers in the game right now, and the WNBA lockout. Watch Durag & the Deertag: https://www.youtube.com/@UCS_JX6qpEHyIe_fCtzgsunA Watch Digital Bazooka: https://www.youtube.com/@UCSTI78fWWzLcTTEqTve1gDw 0:00 - Awkward Comedian Encounters 11:00 - Bonnie Blue Causing Havoc on Spring Break13:40 - Eagles Free Agency 18:30 - Barbershop fighting 36:30 - Best Rappers Out Now 42:30 - WNBA Lockout About Us: The Men At Work Podcast asks one question: What do you do for work? After that the conversation flows from there. We’ve met substitute teachers, Bangladeshi t-shirt moguls, a real estate broker tight with LeBron James, and more. And we’ll record anywhere. Random sidewalks during an eclipse, a baseball game, a bar crawl, casino, and more. We like to find out what people do for a living. If you want us to come to your event email us at: [e-mail] APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/men-at-work-podcast/id1373108039SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4XcFWt0I6gFvMotqDp5bsZ?si=2273debc08e5485dIf you want more bonus content from every episode check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/menatworkpod*If you subscribe to the Patreon consider subscribing on a desktop or website or an android device, NOT THROUGH iOS (Apple) APP. Apple takes 30% of every month you're subscribed (yea they suck). Follow Us:The Pod: https://www.tiktok.com/@menatpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/menatpod/Follow Matt: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattpeoplescomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/mattpeoplescomedy/Follow Kyle:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylepagancb/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kylepagancbFollow Vito: https://www.instagram.com/vito_visuals/?hl=en

You've been to Vegas? I've never been to Vegas. That was my first time like actually going. I went for Skankfest, but Skankfest, you're kind of contained in one area. But this was my first time like walking around and doing shit. We went to like the strip and saw like the Bellagio and it was cool. What's your read on Vegas? Like go back again or? Probably not unless like they pay me to go back. But yeah, I would never vacation there.

I think the people that What's gang fest Oh skank fest is Stank fest is a what Matt people's fucking pussy To it we call Matt people's pussy Continue stop talking about pussy juggalos who love comedians and they just... If I had a pussy, I would shut this down. They go from a juggalo show over to Skankfest. There's a bunch of comedians get around and they just do a lot of... Thanks.

Yeah, that's a good read on it. Yeah, it's a... I'll say this, it's the one time of the year I'll do acid. There you go. If that makes you feel any safer about going. It's just... It is cool, like, because the first two years I went, I wasn't, I got to perform just like last minute, just get on shows, but I wasn't like on the

festival. So it was cool, like especially the first year, just going and like meeting comics and like, it's weird like trying not to like fanboy out over people because like everyone thinks the dick eating is a real thing now. Which it is. I've been in the helium lounge before when Shane and Matt O'Connor and all these guys are in. Yeah and it sucks when like, yeah you're around Naeem and you say like, isn't that guy funny? He's like, bro get his dick out your mouth bro. I'm like, yeah you're right, that guy's not funny at all. You guys are ruthless to each other.

You guys are like insane to each other. Watching you guys interact, I mean you're probably going to see it on this podcast, you two, the way your culture is. Oh, no. Me and Matty, we love each other. We do, dude. You literally just made fun of his stutter like two seconds ago.

Well, he was giving me crap about my pussy. He was talking about my pussy, dude. I'm sorry, I was that guess-wise. Depends on my pussy with honor. So yeah, you're right. Well, I think we're all mean to each other because we blow off steam from all the dick eating we have to do otherwise.

If you see a comic who's better than you, you're like, dude, you're the funniest man. I saw your special. Like, how do you write? Then you go to one of your boys, they don't say a word and you're like, you're such a fucking loser and you know it and you're like, take some weight on it. The first year I went to Skank Fest, I met Ron White in the green room and I like told him I was like a huge fan and like, and not even on some like, I'm a comic, you're a

comic type shit. I was like, no, like I've been a fan since I was like in third grade, this rules and uh, he was cool as shit. Talk to him for a minute. And then like Naeem came over after Ron White left. He's like, bro, get Ron White dick out your mouth. Fucking Ron White. What do you want me to do?

There has to be like an age, like an age limit to where it's like, all right, it's not dick eating anymore. And I feel like Ron White being around me or younger He's that's like a perfect. He's an og Yeah, you're gonna like mark norman or like joe list or like Shane right and I'm like, I'm the biggest fan in the world That's crazy. Yeah, you're fucking dick. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, what am I supposed to say to Ron White other than like dude? You've been the man since I was a kid. Yeah, but you can't walk him down memory lane You'd be like I've thought you were the man for this many years, Mr. White. You gotta do that, dude. You can't just go up to Ron White and be like,

dude, you're fucking gay, dude. You'd be like, who the fuck are you? Well, some dudes think that that works. They're like, I'll go up and bust his balls like a comic. And they'll go up and be like, what's up, you fucking hack? And he's like, OK. It's like completely forgetting these people are human. I feel like that would be a thing that I would do

when I first started out in the ship. Be like, oh, yeah, dude, you fucking suck. That is the move when you first start. Yeah, you can't help it and then uh I've noticed it with like just dudes on Twitter they'll like try and interact with me like they're my friends the big drews a fucking and I'm like relax like you don't you don't know me at all yeah you know I did it I sleep ass to dick with Tim. By the way, it was one time and

I had a weird one at the Philly Comedy Fest two years ago. McCusker was there. He's like headlining and I was like doing like a roast battle. So I was on the very, very bottom of the bottom of the people a part of the festival. And I was trying to like be McCusker

or stand in the room. I don't know. So I didn't have a conversation to make. So I wanted to say something to him, but I didn't know how to like also be like hey, I'm comic too You know it's not that which is also the most ridiculous thing to consider. So I was like I know we're in the fucking green room My way that I try to make conversation I went up during the end of the roast battle and he hadn't seen any of it He just walked in and I was like, roast battles tricky. He was like, yeah, it's weird, man. I was like, shit. I said it's tricky. Yeah. Tom Brady went on Netflix. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw him at a gas station once and I chill boyed out. I chilled. I chilled

hard. I said, don't want to bother the guy bother guy don't want bother the guy. Yeah, he probably remembers that Cool talk I guess Regular That's not we knew who I was Strangers who are silent are sick is the weirdest thing just getting home to your girlfriend I saw nine quiet guys I went over to check to see what number you put in the gas tank he hit straight $46 damn what a G pretty good tank. That's a good good economical tank economical tank. I don't know, that's the thing living in Jersey.

I have no idea how much gas costs because we have no interaction with it. Like going up and not having to pump your own gas. I don't even know, they talk about like gas prices are going up, eggs are going up. I haven't grocery shopped in 14 years. What do you do? Just kind of sit back and relax.

Nice. I think that's what makes you guys, that's what makes, it's what makes Jersey people the way they are, is that they don't pump their own gas. They do have an arrogance about them. Yeah, and they're soft, none of their hands are dirty. You've clearly never touched 89, 91, or 93. You guys are like Europeans talking about Americans,

where you're like, that's why you guys are like this. It's like, we don't even think about you, dude. No, it's not even a stereotype, dude. Do you think about this every time you pay pay six dollars come over and visit us. Well that's six dollars goes to your fucking Arabian guys pumping gas. Well they have been driving me nuts dude. You want to talk about a guy who's constantly on a phone call. I don't know if you guys see it over here. Every time you go to a gas station they're in the middle of the most fervent explosive phone call and they

don't even look at you. They just come up and they just like take your money Kills me too. I'm convinced that they're all the same exact guy It's just one guy that pumps all the gas they just wear different hats What's the deal with them putting the cones in front of the gas? They get tired then I feel like walking there That's crazy for real. That's all that's my pet peeve in Jersey And I always get gas in Jersey when I come over to you because it's just economically makes sense. Yeah, no, I'm the same way, dude. I really don't like that.

And even when I'll wait in the line and get like at my own pump that's open or whatever, I still don't want them to pump my gas. No, I just want to do it. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm fucking I'm an American. I'm from New York. I'm not from wherever you fucking idiots are from. Yeah, okay, sister.

Whatever. It's like 20 cents would be 20 cents cheaper a gallon if you guys let us pump our own gas Even though you guys already do have cheap ass fucking gas. I like anything. We have any control this we we just chill it out Every girl it's like Jersey girls don't pump gas. Yeah Jersey girls have HIV on you. It's like who gives a fuck Yeah, you did a menial task that takes 15 seconds. Yeah, Jersey girls have HIV AIDS. They all stung on you. It's like, who gives a fuck? Yeah. You did a menial task that takes 15 seconds. Yeah, but girls need something. You're Italian.

I've seen Jersey boys don't pump gas. It's like, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee That was the improv. Dude, I got into an improv guy last night. You went into one? Careful. Pause. What was it? Oh, dude, I hit, oh wait, another story. Hit the AutoZone guy with a nasty pause earlier. Where I was trying to get a new battery for my key,

new truck, we call it Jeep's trucks now. Nice. Wow. Girl move, but I hear you. Hard top, soft top. Hard top, hard body Jeep. Where are we going with Jeep what? 2011 Grand Cherokee. Grand Cherokee? Low mileage 115,000 miles. Low mileage. Low mileage. JD Power. It's a clearly got some electrical issues every time I get to the car now the windows are all the way down and I'm like I didn't do that. I don't know what's happening here. It's off. It's up. You got to drive like the Flintstones. We feed her at the bottom of it

I think I was sold a stolen car but um I went to Autozone earlier and I was trying to get a remote for my or a battery for my remote and The guy gave it to me. Yeah, I like found the type of battery and he was like, yeah It's this one. I was like, can you put it in for for me he just looked at me crazy and I was like pause pause pause pause no no that's not a crazy thing to say right can you put it in for me uh come on now dude I mean I was just I was thinking of more of just a guy who was a customer no it's a cool black guy at AutoZone dude I had to correct myself they pause heavy but if you that it's even if you get out of that pause

you still have to watch him put a battery in for you. Like you said something that could be like subvertly gay but then the thing you're asking is actually kind of gayer. I would do the same thing. You need a little screwdriver to get the battery out. What in a car? Yes. It's not fun. But I was at auto zone. I'm not prepared. I don't have my tools with me. 100%. And the boys are going. The pep, the pep boys are going. What else? I paused something else right before that. It doesn't matter. That does. I like a good pause. I've been hitting pauses a lot. I hit like people at work with the pause and they just like look at me

and they think I'm telling them to stop speaking for a second. Paul's back. It works with me. And every time I hit it with a pause, he's like, yeah, so I went back to the store yesterday and it was good. I'm like, you're a sweet boy. I hit my mom with a pause one time and she was like, record. She had no idea what I was saying I was like

The NBA and you hit a pause like you get a fine $100,000 really yeah, dude you know homo You get fined $100,000. Well, that's different than pause. It's same connotations. No, I think pause will get you a fine, too Yeah, probably about $50,000 Wow I didn't realize the NBA was that tapped in all the calls and no homo are basically like I Don't know did a true. Did you guys see I'm a big fan of Shay Gilder's Alexander not a Thunder guy But I like Shay MVP But I like the videos of his postgame interviews When he when he's like on the court and the the guys interviewing him and all his teammates are around him and everything

He says they're just like oh The video of them putting the fucking all the towels on the the reporter and turning it into a turban was so funny Yeah, this guy just gonna like he's got $70,000 in debt because he's went to a big J school Yeah, go out to Oklahoma City. Yeah Get his job to get his first job and everything. I think that guy's like a young reporter, too. Yeah. He's just got a fucking sweaty towels thrown on him and stuff. And everyone's like, this is so cool. He's got to feel good.

Forty five thousand dollars. He's got to feel good until he gets home. And his wife, like, watched him get just manhandled by a bunch of strong black guys. He's like, hey, honey, you should black dot com in the corner. You've seen this one. That's Bonnie Blue. That's Bonnie Boyle. Oh, God. You have on her just tearing up spring break right now. Yeah, I don't like that at all.

Bonnie Blue, she's still fucking. I thought they broke that thing. No, dude, she they she is. She has just she's crushing Spring Break right now. She's literally like making videos, talking to moms. Like she's a weird POV where she's like talking to moms and dads being like, don't worry moms, don't worry dads. I'm taking, I'm taking, taking care of your sweet

little boys come this week. It's like the graphic. God above me. But it's like, it's, it's weird. Cause it's kind of sexy. Cause she's got Australian or British accent in a way. British, yeah. So it's like, it's like the way we say kind of like cunt, cunt comes out like really like, oof, it's a tough one. It's aggressive, yeah.

But like the British say it, it's like cunt. And it's like, you know what? That's actually a lot more sexy. It's not bad, yeah. A lot easier to digest. It's kind of funny to think that she actually is American, but there's so much cum in her that it makes her sound British. Why? Oh yeah, yeah. Constantly smacking it out. You haven't seen that though? She's been in, she's just like every spring break picture.

It's just like a bunch of dudes from like an SEC school just around her and that's what's up. I gave up hope on her when I found out she lived in England. Yeah. Because when she did the thousand man gangbang, she actually tweeted out the address while it was happening She was like we need like 400 more bros pull up And I I didn't know where it was so I obviously like copy and pasted the address in the maps But it was in England, so I was like I can't even get there if it was in New York I was going I was gonna call Rob Cruz and be like we out

Doesn't matter. I mean, like one. I mean, at that point I guess it really does. Yeah, one ideally, but like when she tweets out, we need 400 more. Yeah. We need more men, dude. Yeah, what am I supposed to do?

Like, hey, I'm budging the line, like it's a fucking. It's just kind of hilarious, because like if Twitter was around in the 1940s, her and FDR would have the same tweet. Wow, what do you mean? We need 400 more men. I would just World War II things. Smoked right now.

Winston Churchill, dude. The Blitzkrieg is way too way too blitzing right now. You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in his putsy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Thanks, man. Is that a Churchill? Churchill quote, too. Wow. They told him they're saying that's a beast move. They're saying like, hey, we should just like give Hitler what he wants.

Just chill. He's kind of got everything locked up. And Churchill was was like you can't reason with a tiger when your head is in his mouth Oh, not as pussy not as pussy. You can if you're in his pussy you can negotiate You really do anything you want at that point you can wear him like a helmet That's what NFL players should do get rid of the guardian caps were a tiger helmet which is also a free agency Hate what the Eagles are doing. Gotta trust Howie. I do trust it, but it's all like... So I got a bunch of autistic guys that are trying to tell me about like this big... The caps going up in 2029 and we're building for the 3-5 year plan.

But it's also like, why not go... 3-5 year plan? You are talking to way too many autistic guys. You gotta get out of that group chat. This one guy, he's got all the ideas. You gotta get out of that group chat. If you're thinking 2029 is an Eagles fan, you're a crazy person. It's all-

You gotta meet my boy Rusty, right? Well, Rusty, right? No, you don't. Rusty, wrong. Nice. Thanks, buddy. No, so I don't hate a lot of it it like I understand Milton and sweat I had to go I like the bond coming back. Obviously. I'd love to get back then back if that's a possibility

Apparently still is even though we did trade for CGG for that offensive lineman that guy stinks Yeah, but it's a Stouten is amazing the offensive line cause it's amazing But it's also like he turned Mackay Bekton into a pro bowler Yeah, but Mackay Bekton was a big dog playing in a different position first round bus and this guy's a first round bus now too, I yeah, but I don't I don't want to base a Strategy off of fixing first round busts. You know what I mean? It's happened before he turned Jordan Mylada seventh round rugby player into an all-pro left tackle. This guy is like, he is like the Mr. Miyagi of offensive linemen. I understand that. And my only hope for the Eagles future actually, after winning this

past Super Bowl, because I know Stout's getting older, all I want is a good protege for him. Whoever, I need a good understudy for that guy. But I don't like the CJGJ trade because yeah, I mean he's kind of the heart of the defense. I need a guy on fucking third and three that's gonna come through and blow somebody's head off. I need a guy that's gonna that's trying to hurt people on the on our defense. I like that. You don't want to play against that guy. Jalen Carter. Jalen Carter's trying to hurt people. He's unreal. I don't know. You never want to trade away a guy that you don't want to play against.

I mean, on defense, especially. It's very fair to say because they start off 10 and one the year. He gets he signs with the Lions and stuff. And that defense was never good. It tanks, dude. Yeah. And I mean, but obviously different. Quinn Yon Mitchell, Cooper Jean on the outside, read blank and shit. They're probably going to pay him. So he he makes plays, though. I don't know if they they get rid of them, they're gonna need another young safety. What

do you think about AJ Brown potentially getting traded? There's a lot of smoke. There's no way it happens. A lot of smoke. There's not a possibility it happens. If it happens, we're idiots. We are idiots. Yeah. But I think I think with all the comp picks and everything, and I think they have like, what eight picks before the first four rounds, he's cooking up something. I think he's cooking up Tyler Warren. I think he's cooking up maybe so off as a line depth to replace Lane Johnson. Wait, Tyler Warren?

Oh, the tight end? Because they're trying to shop Goddard, too. Sorry, this is getting a little boring. No, this is good stuff. You guys set this one out? No, Matt, you're good, dude. We'll talk about soccer and fucking gay stuff in a minute. Soccer, okay.

Yeah, we'll talk about NHL, we'll talk about the Flyers and the Union and when we get a chance All right, Drew's not worried about the next five years for the Eagles. He'll be a different fan of a team by then I'm gonna do a different state like a different team. He's gonna be a longhorns guy rich and successful Does Drew get longhorns tickets when he moves to Austin I missed a dig Yeah, perhaps. Yeah when he goes to Austin. I missed a dig. Yeah, perhaps when he goes to Austin, who knows? If you follow him, you're going to Austin. Are you going to get Longhorn season tickets?

No, dude. Fuck the Longhorn. I'm a Syracuse fan. I want to- They almost blew it last night. They almost blew it. They're going to blow it tonight. It's fine.

That's all right. Yeah, I hope it's done. I mean, we can turn this into a whole different podcast. Adrian Autry's got to go. He's not going to go. God damn it, I hate that guy. Oh, the Jenga shark. You guys gotta start peppering him with Syracuse questions being like, Bayhime's not walking that door. I'm too dumb, I don't know enough about Syracuse.

One of the seven songs. You know about the Orange. Buddy Bayhime, your pubes, you fucking idiot. What are you even talking about? My pubes like that for, dude. I'm just having a good Wednesday. He told me I'd be mean to you, I have to be mean to you I would love Diefendorf to come back and coach I'd like Jerry McNamara to come back and coach Diefendorf coaching you ever heard the Diefendorf story It's the best story in the world. I've heard a couple Diefendorf stories But let me hear yours one that I have is that he was taking a final one time And he got up in the middle of the final stood up and goes the teacher goes I'm going to the fucking NBA I don't got to take the final and just walked out

He just didn't get drafted. But he was the guy, remember the guy he hit that big shot against Connecticut? Yes. And then it didn't count but he still stood up on the score table. Yeah he nicked yelon on the score table. All time. He was a beast. That'd be a sick thing to do. Six over times. There was a story while he played at Syracuse that he like knocked out out a barber Like some guy that like had just gotten done cutting his hair They got into an argument and he just knocked him out cold. He like didn't know what the concept of a haircut was He said where'd all my hair go? Why'd you do that to me? Yeah, he was not the smartest guy. It's funny I went to a bar before this podcast and I definitely saw the difference between don't look at me like that I'm just listening I saw on the corner of my eye your eyes get at me like that. I'm just listening A little bit while I'm just relaxing dude. That's a good guy. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Thank you. Gotcha, man I need one. I'm looking rough. Okay. No, no, no, don't do that to me Don't patronize me. I found out what the difference between like all white fish town barbershops versus like all black

Barbershops are mm-hmm while they're doing like MJ versus LeBron debates for the fifth year in a row Dude, these guys were just going conspiracy theory central. It was actually black barber shops. Oh white white barbershop Okay, love throwing out conspiracy theories. Really loved it. Yeah, I haven't been to a good white barber shop in a while What's your barber look like black? Yeah Yeah, so he used to you got a little bit of pepper in you. Oh yeah. Wig of the North, brother. Dude, you want to know what's great? So I used to go to the Dominican unisex salon in Norristown. And dude, it was all Dominican guys. Those would be Filipinos. Not a single Dominican in this.

Those would be Puerto Rican. Nah, bro. So they used to do chicken fights in there. What do they call it? The big chickens? Roosters? The big chickens. They used to do rooster fights. Yeah. Yo, but I didn't know like, like who I was batting on or whatever. So they, and they would have bands on their legs and it was either Blanco or Azul. And so yeah, people would just be like, like throwing in money before the bats. And I only batted on it once. I was one for one and I retired from chicken fight betting.

But- You're like Michael Chick. I was one for one in college. I retired too. What on chicken fights? No, no, no. I had one left. I would just get in there and punch one myself.

I'd be like, if it takes too long, just beat one yourself. Yeah. I wanna know how, like, I imagine there has to be a form of trust, being like, hey, we gotta have customers that aren't gonna report us to, you know, PETA or the cops or anything. Was it out in the open or were they like, if you order?

No, it was in the back of the shop? Which was like a they like a back area where you could go and smoke if you were waiting for your haircut Oh shit, but on fridays they used to do chicken fights back there or rooster fights Um cock flights, that's the word i'm looking for. Yeah um Yeah, I only went back there once and uh, I bet on azul. It was either blanco or Azul. Bet Azul. Yes. Bet Azul won. Blanco died and then I got $20. I mean it's just a straight money line. But I got my $20 back and then got a free haircut. What do they do when the chicken dies? I don't know. Like an Assassin's Creed like covers eyes kind of thing like I would think you have to do something ceremonies because you are making them do something fucked up

It's true. You got to dignify them in death This spoke to me yeah And be honest dude serious tell the truth for once if I'm being honest They viewed me as a Blanco. I've always viewed myself as an Azul. They went checkers, you went boom, chess, reverse card, I'm going Azul. Dude, and I like checkers, but sometimes you gotta play chess. I've been stuck on the fifth level of a chess masters on my phone for, it's just a game where you play you play against the

computer but I've beaten one through four but the fifth level difficulty can't beat that guy is that I don't want to knock your chest kills you think you're nice I don't know play the game oh all right I'll smoke it yeah well I mean you're only level five you're not like an evolved Pokemon yet no dude I'm telling you all right play play play level one real quick. Do you know anything about chess? I do the pawn moves like one. Play a round of chess during the podcast. Me and Matt will take over real quick. I know you guys can vamp but you guys can just make fun of each other for the next five minutes. I'm gonna call Matt Gay real quick. I want to see how fast level one pins your ass dude. We'll be right back from this break after that we're gonna call Matt Gay. Thanks for waiting. Dude who's the who's the chess player the Angus guy? Mangus Carlson. He pisses me off. Magnus Carlson. Yeah.

Derrmortz boy. Of course he is. Butt plug Magnus. Yeah isn't there a rumor that he's got a little electric butt plug? Dude it's not rumors. He uses an electric butt plug for somebody in a speaker. But he's also like a chess genius. But that's the guy he played against. He didn't have the butt plug in. He said that the guy he was playing against, because if you watch as a match that he left early, and he left like pretty furiously, and everybody was asking him, and he was like, I'm pretty sure he's cheating. And it's really hard to cheat in chess, one, because it's so fucking boring, it's like,

why would you do that? But then it's like, I don't know how you could send those signals. So he was, they contemplated that he had a butt plug-in, and I think Rogan asked him, like, is that true and he's like no Like he was annoyed cuz he doesn't know his humor cuz he is you know, he's a chess guy. He's a chess guy Yeah, hold on. We had to watch the ad now. We're starting That's why I can't beat it it's just $5 free chess Level one, it's like candy crush do your thing

No Magnus is the man though. He was beating dudes at like age 13 Free chess. Yeah, dude, why don't you just bypass it with five? Level one. It's like Candy Crush. Do your thing. No, Magnus is the man, though. He was beating dudes at like age 13. Yeah. There's videos of him beating chess masters when he was a young man. I think he was even younger. There's like one of when he's like eight years old and he's like a normal eight year old

where he's bored while he's waiting for the kid to go or the guy to go, and he's like wandering around the fucking thing. This fucking... Matt, give me play by play. This fucking thing just went from... Something boring, something that went wandering around the fucking thing this fucking man. Give me play-by-play Some boring Seven spaces a horse wasn't a horse it was like like it has like a

Crown a little bit. Oh you're getting cleaned Dude you can get cleaned at any time. I just took the Queen speaking to Queens You're a you go guys know the Queen or I took something with time. Oh, I just took the queen. Speaking of queens, you're a Yu-Gi-Oh! guy now. You took the queen? Or I took something with a crown. Yeah, they all took the queen. Bro, this game is easy as fuck. You're on level one, dude. You knew what you were doing.

You gotta go Elon Musk and just pay somebody to rank your master up. It's true. I used to be a Yu-Gi-Oh! guy, what about it, dude? You ever notice that every single Yu-G every single you go card looks like a drag queen Like Dark Magician if you get a good look at her or him or whatever she goes by. Yeah She looks like she's serving a little bit This game tells you like where you can go. This is the easiest game of all time He says level one, but he just made fun of me that I wasn't gonna be able to get off level one

I'm dusting this guy. I forgot that it did give you instructions throughout the game. This is the worst. This is the worst thing of all time I know segments. All right We're doing a chess segment next angry birds It's good podcasting play phone games Last podcast we recorded for four hours didn't get a word and now we're like, let's step it up boys Let's go on our phones. Let's not get a a word again. Take a couple minutes to go on their phone What if I was just stuck on level one and couldn't beat it? All right now level two then if you're so good, I bet you can't do it you texted your buddies he's doing it

He's making me the champion. This is the Elon Elon yeah, you're a Diablo. I think I just gave them my queen though. Dude, yeah you're fucked. You can never go up a queen. I got the queen first. The first two moves I got the queen. I think that's how you lose. I think you're looking at a different piece. Probably. I beat James Moss in a game of chess one time. Really? Yeah. That was a big deal. How did he react to that? He was upset. Well, you know James is like a magician gay guy He does like yeah, he's a Wizard of Oz type bull. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about it. What about James?

Yeah, well now every time I see him within the first two minutes He's like I got to show you something and then he pulls you away It's not in front of people who pulls you like to a separate kind of location and do it in front of you And I don't appreciate that at all No, I don't like that. Because he's getting close, dude. Because James has already looked like the villain from Monsters Inc. for a while now. If he starts blending magic into his appearance, that's going to be a spooky type of guy.

Did you ever have a magic phase? Magic Matt? Yeah, I broke my magic Matt. I stripped from my mom. I broke my ankle when I was like 12. And so I was like, I guess I'll learn magic. I guess I'll repair this thing with a spell. Yeah.

I'm going to go oblivious into my own ankle. But now I remember I would sit Indian style in my parents' basement by myself with only one light on trying to learn magic tricks on early YouTube. And never got good. So then I learned how to whistle. What is Indian style? Crisscross applesauce.

I know, but tell me what you mean by that. I mean, like when you sit as, what are you, are you making like an Indian joke? No, I'm just trying to figure out what Indian you're talking about. You know those guys. Remember we talked about the gas station earlier? Gotcha. Joke, joke, fun times.

No. Yeah, people always get weird about that, that it's Indian style. It's apparently an appropriate thing to say. Well I think Native Americans also sit Indian style. So they took their own, they're bummed out about that. And I'm not being a woke idiot, gay fucking- You are dude. I'm not being a-

You gotta make a heel turn. Retard right now dude. But, no, I just curiously, or genuinely never knew. You are dude. I'm not being a retard right now, dude but No, I I just curiously or genuinely never knew Yeah, but you might be turning woke. You're playing chess in your free time. I know I'm trying to make a turn I know I don't say the word anymore We get a little more whiskey But Syracuse almost blow for a four-point brother Syracuse loses the night. I'm saying the word

Adrian Autry All right now. I'm getting a little busted. I wrote this I was there. I would not wrote this I thought about this earlier. What have you been writing lately? Huh, let's dive into the creative process? Let's look through your notes sure the one that I wrote earlier that I was thinking about made me laugh of like Charles Barkley on inside the NBA if like he started a thing talking about sports But then like midway through his point he confessed to like a heinous crime, and then he finished by still talking about the sport So he was like man the thing about the leg is defense. If you look at it, I was going down a highway 180 one time and I hit a man and I kept driving

and I never forgave myself. And the way they've come, they're not guarding the pick and roll. That's something that I like to think about. Yeah, you should start becoming a voices guy. That'll really save your career. I'm really fucked, dude. This is my last ditch effort, dude.

Have you ever thought about props? Yes. And I'm being serious. Yes I'm being serious. You should become a prop guy. Haven't you done a prop before? Oh, we're talking about you right now, dude I'm not hating I dress like Ali Wong one time. Yeah He's a costume. He's a drag queen costume guy. He was a punchline if it's the bill drew Paul You better work you a job I'm sorry No, that seriously you should become Prop guy well never beat the greatest prop comic of all time during Philly's funniest

I think it was four years ago a dude went up to do his five minutes and he brought a globe on stage with him and Didn't do a single joke or acknowledge the globe the entire time And it was like hanging on his wrist the entire time and it was like kind of uncomfortable because he had to like navigate Grabbing the microphone back and forth there's a stage I love an open mic prop comic because it's like it's a I don't know what we do is sad obviously We're like driving from Mike to Mike to like mom sometimes But dude, I saw this one guy damn. I whatever will say I don't know his name, but dude this guy

There's only one of them. Yeah, it's really one of a kind black prop comic in Philly open biker. He uh He was a great room once like two years ago He does this whole like four-minute setup, and he brings a grape room once like two years ago he does this whole like four minute setup and he brings a duffel bag on stage does the four minute setup and then he it's something about a gun at the end he's like I know I know what y'all white people thinking because I'm a black man I have a gun on me and he reaches in the duffel bag and he pulls out a massage gun And then he like he hits the massage gun and it starts like massaging

He Bombs for another minute. Oh, yeah, and then continues to bomb with that and then he goes At the end he pulls out he goes back in the duffel bag He like ends it with like nah, but really though He goes back in the duffel bag, he ends it with, nah, but really though, something about you think he's going to pull a gun out. And then he goes back in the bag and he pulls out a laser pointer and he clips it to the massage gun. And then he points it at the audience again.

But I saw him do that one night and then I went outside to smoke weed after and he came up to me and he was like, this is a grape room, so on a Tuesday. And he comes up and he looks at his phone and he's like, all right, so Two Street starts at 930. And I'm like, oh brother, you're about to get an Uber to go do this again. This is crazy. You're going to go bomb for another five minutes to pull out the fucking massage gun? That's nuts.

Ten thousand hours, dude. Ten thousand hours. That's really what it is though. Yeah, it's ten thousand hours. Hitting, that's not true. Yeah, it's 10,000 hours hitting. That's not true You can get it up to you beat him. I don't good Are you you're white right black you're black? Yeah, you got this guy pinned down You're in you're into that honest thing no, I mean you're kind of fucked this is gonna come to a draw This is what it is man. You wanted to come to the roast cap. Yeah, the roast capital Fishtown, Pennsylvania It's gonna go to a draw. This is what it is man. You wanted to come to the roast cap To the roast capital Fishtown, Pennsylvania. It's gonna go to a draw. Yeah

Yeah, you just turn it into a draw. I'm gonna be a draw fuck out of that guy. I mean it was a boring game Yeah, no action. That's soft. We're talking the level five Kyle's scrambling right now to look through the rest of his questions he had prepared because he just wasted 30 minutes on chess. Actually that was the most... Alright, lightning round, lightning round. I've never felt on podcasting, that's the most at ease. Where are you from? Where you work? Who's Kyla Kelsey?

What do you do? Yeah, what jobs have you done? I'll be chilling right now, doing comedy, doing podcasts. If you guys are around, if you see this podcast, Drew's going to be at punchline tonight. So if we get this out in the next 30 minutes, you know what I'm saying? If not, just come to something else. Yeah, I just do the podcast, man. And I do stand up. But I've had a lot of bad jobs.

I worked Fios door-to-door sales. That was brutal I just needed a job after college and I'd like just got a Puerto Rican girlfriend and I was like whatever it takes to stay in the area No, like with her obviously but like I just yeah I wanted to be there to have a chance to stay with the Puerto Rican girlfriend Yeah, I wanted to be there to have a chance to stay with the Puerto Rican girlfriend So TVs get your screen cord do not even selling internet and cable, but it was the worst because um They sold me on it like like the whole thing is a pyramid scheme even getting the people involved. Mm-hmm I got hired at a Philadelphia elite group that sounds real that sounds real as hell

I was like they need me at Philadelphia I That sounds real as hell. I was like they need me at Philadelphia. Sounds like an A in the basketball team. Yeah. I took that as like this is probably the best job in the city. The best of the best guys are here. It's the Avengers of guys who shower three times a week. Yeah. What are the coworkers cool? Cool as hell. And that's kind of what got me to stay for like... Did you guys all bond over how much you hated the job? No, a lot of them were delusional.

A lot of them, it was like me and like three of the younger people that were all kind of like, this is crazy, why are we doing this? Yeah. And like the managers and assistant managers, they were all so cool as shit, but they also were like, yeah, fully delusioned, like, yo, we're gonna make a million dollars selling Fios.

You're like, we're not gonna do that, man. I don't believe that's true. I think about when people sell Fios, it's like, wouldn't you just go online or call the people and be like, hey, I want Fios. I don't think I would ever go to like a Walmart. They usually do. Yeah, they usually don't trust the guy

knocking on their door. Yeah. And like, hey, I hate to bother you during dinner. I know you just got home from work and you're putting the kids to bed, but can you sign up for Fios real quick? Yeah. And they're like, I hate to bother you during dinner I know you just got home from work and you're putting the kids to bed But can you sign up for files real quick? Yeah, they're like, I'll just do it online It's the aggressive evolution of like when you go to what happened Again, yeah bamboozled. It's just tricking old people before they die

But that's the whole it's the evolution of like when you go into a store and you get followed around by salesmen They had a sales meeting one day probably back in like the 60s and they're like, what if we went to their fucking houses after this? Yeah. Which they should. Or the salesman tries to sell you the protection plan. I've never once bought a protection plan. No, never once.

I've bought a couple. For what? I get swindled pretty easy by sales. You know, it's something you get swindled by sales. We've talked about this before. You tried to return something one time and didn't you get frazzled because you didn't want to like upset the people for returning, wasn't it like luggage or something?

Yeah, I bought my girlfriend luggage for Christmas a couple of years ago and I grabbed one, it was at Target. I grabbed the one that said a hundred bucks and I went to check out and the guy was like, I'm about to close up, I'll take you back here. And as he was checking me out, it came up for like $370. And I just thought it was nice that he let me go back there. So I had to go into like a mild credit card debt for like three months just to like handle this luggage Why didn't you not buy it because as soon as it rung up I couldn't be like, oh no

Cuz in my head he'll be like, you know, I just did for you. I'm not in my head I can't live like that guy you frazzled. I panicked. Yeah You kind of look like Miss Frizzle I'll frizzle your ass with DB I'm frizzled, no dude Miss Frizzle dude I don't appreciate that, I've gotten the bad guy from Doug before but I've never gotten Miss Frizzle I've gotten Roger Klotz Roger Klotz, somebody said that to me and it was an African American gentleman and I said

You know who you look like? Yeah, every black guy I've ever met Michael Jordan Charles Barkleyley confessing to a crime That was a good time Kelly Charles Barkley our Kelly's made 25 albums in jail already has he really? So he says I just listened to the new Tory Lane's jail album I wasn't was according to the the phone yeah, I guess so it was alright It wasn't it wasn't old Tory, but I can't really criticize him because he's in jail right now

So it's really hard to do your best stuff any good features make salient or anything. No, I don't know So that whole situation sounds like a scallion pancake. That's the new bit. I'm working on Magnus galleon pancake like that eyebrow Please thank you, dude. Thank you so much. I'll be a punchline tonight Why was that like that? Situation sounded like the cartoons of like old westerns where they're like shooting at the guys in the saloon to make them dance Yeah, that's the most ridiculous sounding story. I still don't know that that's necessarily true. That's what I'm saying It was probably like a twerk and then you know shooting back and forth and then

Pissed her off and you shot on the foot right? No, it's so hard to shoot a bitch in the foot. That's I'm saying it was probably like a twerk and then you know shooting back and forth and then Pissed her off and you shot on the foot right? No, it's so hard to shoot a bitch in the foot Yes, lady girls got small feet. Yeah Unless she's a man Wow, she doesn't want to reveal that a brand new development That's why we're burgundy stocks you could never shoot through one of those The lesbian power will reflect them before you could even get a bullet halfway through. Who is it? Who is the rap game right now? Because I'm obviously I'm out. I'm done. I don't really know. Is it Skrilla? Six, seven? Skrilla makes music for the devil and his friends.

Kind of. It's kind of cool, though. I'm a big fan of of West Side Gun right now. OK. West Side Gun. Stove God Cooks. I'm a big fan of Westside gun right now, okay, Westside gun Stove God cooks, okay Where's he Tuesday's these all sound like websites. Yeah. No, no, these are all the best God cooks he's from Syracuse. He's on a He's on uh, he's on Apple music Okay, um 1900 1900 rug rat 1900 rug rat. Yeah, that just sounds like a law firm. No, dude. This is a good guy. He's a white guy

He's starting the the yc movement the young cracker movement. Okay. Can we play a little bit of 1 900 rug rat? I mean you might get flagged but we play like eight seconds. I think yeah Um crack amico seems to be doing well your boy crack me love crack amico. I will say I do follow him his his Battle raps are very good. Yeah, is this song I still haven't heard from Burke crusher ever again after he brought him up He talked about one pod. I did you really yeah Burke Russia. Well, I heard break per crusher one time was like he didn't talk about crack amico, but he Insinuated that some dude got in his head and people were like that's definitely crack

He he brought up crack on a podcast one time where he was like and he kind of lied about it because I was there And didn't see exactly what happened, but it definitely wasn't what Bert was saying, but he was like He's like I ran into crack amico one time at Skankfest and uh he got scared and like ran off and I'm like that's definitely not what happened like Crackamico I watched that guy go up to Brendan Schaub the year before and like after he directly made a diss song about Brendan Schaub who's a scary individual he's not like running off from Bert Kreischer. Yeah, how what's uh? Also bird I'd love to do the pod what crack what's crack amico stats. Is he like a big guy to back it up? No, no, no, no, no

Is he more of a you he's about my size? Yeah, he's about my size Yeah, maybe Yeah, he's about my size little obviously smaller than Well obviously. Or bigger than Matt, I mean my bad. Take your time, figure it out guys. Bigger than Matt. Just people, whatever dude. Bigger than Matt, bigger than Matt. Whatever, my birthday's coming up in a couple months

and you guys are talking like this. Here's your 1900 Rugrat. Let's get a 1900 Rugrat. Wait, hold on. Come on. This is a good white guy. Is that Timothee Chalamet? He looks like the guy out of California who killed all those people.

The Night Stalker. Richie Ramirez, yeah. Yeah, he kind of does look like Richie Ramirez. People say I look like Richie Ramirez, so that's fine, but like... I read somewhere that rap over the last four years was the main genre and it's starting to lose first place. People are really starting to branch out on other genres because rap's been getting so... Rap sucks. 1900 Rugrat. Rap has not been good for quite a while.

Yeah, it's been 1900 Rugrat. Yeah. It's falling off. Well, and it's also people like Beyonce and Post Malone are now trying to dicky and do country music. Country's hot right now. It's brutal. Country is hot in the streets right now. Country is the rap music of what rap wants to think I want to go to a country concert I can't believe you page played jazz for ten minutes

He did well, yeah, don't say he did well we did well oh we did we did we did great Fuck where's that 50 minutes that we did before this really AJ Dylan you doing? I don't hate that Who who's who are you looking at in the draft? Malachi Starks if we're going for safety Yeah Don't don't fucking Safety don't fucking what's his name me Todd whatever the fuck Yeah, don't Todd McShane me right now, dude, what do you want me to say Abdul Carter? No, give me give me a reach

You're the sports guy. I think they trade up for Tyler Warren from Penn State. All right, all right I don't hate that. He doesn't really trade up a lot he really trades back a lot more but I think they trade up for he's doing something he's collecting all these assets he's collecting all his infinity stones for something yeah I like infinity stones I know how many points you guys think you could score in a division three college women's basketball game right now right now? Yeah. What's the stat line look like? So like is it like three or four threes or are we hitting a couple free throws? No I'm like four for seven from the field. Yeah. Drawing a foul on a woman is so funny for some reason. Scooping your

tit on the way like the James Harden scoop into her tit. Yeah I hit three threes and then an A and one layup. I'd flop so hard. Yeah, I would take a lot of flops. Now, I'd go 20 for I go 20 20 20 rebounds. I would just I would just go Angel Re style and just throw the ball off the rim and just get my ass. Should you see truly bad? This is the Kyle meal at McDonald's.

Did you see this? The Kyle Pagan meal. You see they're going to they're going to sit out if the CBA. Good. I hope they do, dude. Get new ladies in there. Yeah. Who are the ladies? Like the replacements? Literally homeless ladies should replace them and nobody would know the difference.

Just get trans athletes, dude. I'm all about trans athletes and women's sports. The Penn swimmer. Dude, if you can you imagine if you were a guy and you were like a decent D2 basketball player and then you loved basketball so much that you chopped your penis off to make $62,000 a year nobody loves the sport more than you you should be playing I have no bones about that Sport more than the VMA players actually Yeah, but they were already kind of doing their own thing. I'm talking about a guy who was like I'm gonna get bottom surgery

Change my life upset my parents because I love to hoop and I'll make... And I'm still like that as a woman. I'm still nasty, dude. No, I don't hate it. I think everybody should be trans. Well, the thing is, they'd be dumb not to sit out because obviously the NBA doesn't want to deal with like... Yeah, they haven't made a profit since they opened up the league, but it's like, do you really want to deal with the headache of being like those women sitting out and being like, well, you're not going to pay your ladies the gender wage gap?

And they're going to be like, yeah, fuck it. We'll just not deal with the headaches. All right, we'll just make $100,000 salaries be the minimum now. That's definitely part of it. But I could see on their side getting annoyed at like, but they get annoyed at like, which they're like, you should lower the rim so you can dunk. But some of the suggestions I'm like, yeah, I can see like dudes will be like, you should do bowling at halftime. It's like, come on, dude, the fuck. Lowering the rim so someone can just go fucking stank fest into someone's face. Yeah. Be

awesome. I mean, yeah, I have suggestions for the NBA, they're WNBA too, dude, but we got to just keep the product the product Yeah, you want to hear my suggestion? Geez, I mean oil them all up and pull them tits out dude. What are we talking about now? I'm kidding Make them all hot Ladies that look like dudes playing please true to board me a board meeting was like, can I say something? A lot of these broads are ugly. My thought, first, make them hot.

Second, bowling. More Cameron Brinks. Please, yeah. I'm trying to make that thing Cameron Stink, you know what I'm saying? But this is a misogynistic, by the way. Same idea for NBA. That's a creative play around, dude, guy.

Cameron Stink? Yeah. I made a- Dude on 2K. Cameron Stink. Yeah. I made a good six man. Dude, I made my My Player. 2K25 has, they really stepped their game up with the My Player facial features. And now they have, because never before could you make a good Chinese or Indian My Player. But now they have like six or seven good generic Chinese and Indian faces. Thank God.

So I made my Indian my player and I put it out on Twitter and I was like, what should I name this guy? And I mean, brother, it was the that was somehow became the most popular tweet I've ever had. That's I can't believe. Dude, I can't imagine your fan base. Seven hundred of the most racist One guy was like Jeremy Lynn's a cause that's the winner knows because it was a Indian guy so on

Steph Curry obviously was funny This one I don't I don't like this type of stuff, but it made me laugh very hard I'm not even gonna listen to when you say but good Yannis smells like a poopo That's really good shout out to a Chainsaw cat 19 on Twitter Thank you or hammer Fuck it was chicken cutlet somebody

Yeah, I got ten more me I. I got five more of me. Salim Patel dunking donuts out there. Dunking donuts would be a good creative player name. Do you guys play 2k? No, I don't play video games. Matt's got a video game. Matt's got a console right now. It just doesn't have a controller. Xbox that I just turn on. No controller. It's the most annoying thing. I just sit down and and I close my eyes I think about what it would feel like to sit and play it's sitting again Indian style I'm having a son that sucks at sports. Yeah, every time you go over there It's good way to spend a Sunday going like because it's in our office and my girlfriend's closets in there So I go in there put on one of my girlfriends dresses sit on the floor and then look at the Xbox screen wishing

I had a controller sometimes I'll pretend you should become a VR guy I Want to be a VR guy your life like clearly sucks now, so you need something yeah to escape Okay, dude have fun at the roast of comedy after this Yes Cuz I kind of didn't never mind I didn't want to do the show and I was like I was like, yeah I was like maybe if I say i'll be ant man, they'll be like you should just probably step this one out It's a great idea. Well, yeah, that's a good costume Um, I got the red on dude. Oh, this is your costume. Are you putting it? Are you gonna?

Is it i'm ant man? Okay. Yeah, I don't think you are but okay You are you are the creative player. play I got any good ant-man jokes Matt think of something is your thing Your crowd were a guy dude quantum. All right your hands my audience. What if ant-man was a turtle that got fought by a bear? Now you're doing my stuff, dude The least cool they made him Paul Rudd yeah if Paul Rudd is not a cool super hero

you can't pick Paul Rudd as a super hero more of a Paul Studd you know what I'm saying dude you're a Paul Jelley dude Paul Studd is Angel Reese your Paul would know to judd um whoopsie daisy no Angel Reese has a hot boyfriend

what was that? Angel Reese has a hot boyfriend really? was it? She Angel Reese has a hot boyfriend. Really? Yep. Who is it? Jaylin Dern? Oh, yeah from Roman Catholic He's in the NBA now yeah Pistons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why'd you say that like a British guy? How do you mean he's in the NBA now? I'm trying new phrases. I'm trying to reinvent myself. I'm turning 29 next month I think it's gonna be a big year. Are you turning 29? Yeah, that's big, dude I just turned 31 a couple days ago. Oh, yeah, I'm an old man. I sent you a text. That was nice Yeah, yeah Appreciate it both of you. Do you guys ever do nice stuff away? Oh, yeah, I was responding on that day

Yeah, I was like wow, it's pretty sick. All I do on my birthday is jerk off and respond to happy birthday messages Yeah, I've been divulging into a you guys know about backroom casting No, but I'm backroom casting couch. It's one of the only few authentic amateur casting porns out there and they Lot of first Daniels on there. We'll just say that we'll just leave it at that. Yeah Well, you don't like that type of stuff But like I'll watch it can't be like I'll put this way a lot of first Daniels on there. We'll just say that we'll just leave it at that. Yeah Well, you don't like that type of stuff. But like I'll watch it. You can't be like I'll put this way A lot of first Daniels. It's like it's exactly what you're saying. You know, there's no Trailer

Like for for sure sex trafficking. It can't be, you're watching illegal things. Is there a couch? Dude, the people, you're projecting right now. This is what you do. No, I'm not projecting. You're watching it on a projector. You'd like it that much.

That's what it is, dude. I'm in traffic watching sex trafficking. The sexual tension between you two is amazing. I just bought a projector for my girlfriend for her birthday yesterday, and I'm very excited to watch pornographic films on there. Really? Hell yeah. All high schoolers need a projector, that's good.

You need a projector. Dude, that's kind of crazy, like, because if you do touch your own body to porn on a projector, you're just masturbating to a wall, which is the next evolution in a lot of ways. All it is is just lights, but in reality, you're just looking at a wall. Yeah, at the end of the day day I'm just jerking off the pixels To the encapsulation of light on a wall dude it yeah, no, I I think fucking Thomas Edison every time I beat off That's like without him, dude. Where would I be? Now he did internet Frank Gore Frank

Who discovered internet from wifi? Al Gore? No, he did internet. Frank Gore. Frank Gore did internet. Al did the internet. Yeah. The Australians made wifi. That's like their sole claim to fame. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. They were talking about when they... I think Shane had a joke making fun of Australians. And they were like, we've done a lot of shit, wifi. And then they ran out.

And then that was done. They started naming koalas and it's like, that's just things that were already, Wi-Fi, and then they ran out, and then that was done. They started naming koalas, and it's like, that's just things that were already there. The Australians, for real, do nothing. Now they've no exports, right? They do nothing. Just their own, which is like the worst. Could you imagine our only export being American people?

Yeah, they do have a lot of hots. Hot ladies, but dumb accents. The worst accent. Yeah, like British accent, I actually kinda like. Well, Australian accent is brutal. Yeah. They talk like they have like braces and their rubber bands keep popping. Yeah. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Which I still stand by I understand that we probably do have an accent. We talk so good. We talk the regular There's so much better at doing our accent than we are at their accent every time a British. I'm watching Louis right now. Yeah, the dad on it is apparently British or Australian and like me and Cass had no idea because this is a great southern accent Southern stuff

Yeah, southern from a British guys tough Doesn't it piss you off though when you you find a British actor and he starts doing American accent and then you hear an interview of him and you're like, Rick from Walking Dead's a Brit? This is crazy. Is he? Yeah. Oh, so British. Is he really?

Yeah, like annoyingly British. The one who fucked me up was Batman. Christian Bale, yeah. Christian Bale. Really? Christian Bale fucked me up. I didn't know that. I think he's Australian.

Damn. Your hero's dude. Don't meet him. I know. Dude, you know know Iverson yeah yeah British just out mm-hmm Allen Iverson's from London? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's crazy. He got in a musket fight at a bowling alley when he was in high school too. You're lying. But no, there's There's a couple like leaked videos of they caught him really talking in his real voice. It's bad It's not great. It's like 21 Savage. You're exactly right. Yeah, I ever said black. Yeah, I mean he's yeah, he's uh,

How much money he got a lot? Yeah, I don't know. It was when my cousin was very little She was at chop in Philly and in London Manchester. She was in London Manchester Allen's hometown. He said well hit you a crossover Hello Michael Jordan, I'm about to cross you over. Hi, Michael Jordan, you blind me. Don't be dunking on me or like that. But they were at the hospital. And apparently, my aunt was in there with my cousin. My uncle went to the store down the street to get snacks and food she wanted.

And he came back. And my aunt was like, some guy came in here, was asking if we wanted his autograph. And I was like, get the fuck out of my daughter's hospital room. And my uncle was like, that's insane. What was his name? And she was like, Ali Iverson. Something like that.

And I was like, skateboarding cousin. Ali Iverson. She was like, Ali Iverson. And he was like, Alan Iverson. My uncle just came out of a drunk stupor for the first time in 20 years. It was like, Alan Iverson? And she was like, to be fair, it was like Alan Iverson and she was like to be fair

I was like maybe subtle racism where my I was like, I don't think was basketball players in a suit. So she was like, yeah So tough sledding fuck. Are you gonna get out of here? I got head out. Yeah, that's yeah brother. Appreciate you boys Go watch do ragging the deer tag go follow drew. Do you say anything? Just do ragging the deer tag digital bazooka live digital bazooka podcast it's a prank call podcast we're doing a live one at helium May 3rd 430 show it's a daytime show and then we're trying to set up a little after party thing after so yeah just come through let's hang out I'll be sick a lot of Faygo. Alright, peace!