Men At Work Podcast - Ian Bagg Does a Podcast in the Middle of a Crime Scene!

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

We've had a lot of firsts, but this is our first podcast we've ever done in the middle of a crime scene! Stand up comedian Ian Bagg joins the show to talk to the hardest working guy in the hospitality industry, an intern looking to turn a profit at her company, and the lead singer of The Dirty Nil, but the car crash in the middle of the podcast steals the show! Follow Ian: https://www.instagram.com/ianbagg/ Follow Matt: https://www.instagram.com/thefullcharge/ About Us: The Men At Work Podcast asks one question: What do you do for a living? After that the conversation flows from there. We've talked to substitute teachers, Bangladeshi t-shirt moguls, a real estate broker tight with LeBron James, and the Governor of Literal Pennsylvania. And we'll record anywhere. Random sidewalks during an eclipse, a furry convention, and more! Whether we like it or not, our jobs are most of our lives - might as well yap about it. If you want us to come to your event email us at: [e-mail] Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Qy3-OOvGE3E If you want more bonus content from every episode check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/menatworkpod *If you subscribe to the Patreon consider subscribing on a desktop or website or an android device, NOT THROUGH iOS (Apple) APP. Apple takes 30% of every month you're subscribed (yea they suck). Follow Us:The Pod: https://www.tiktok.com/@menatpodcast https://www.instagram.com/menatpod/ Follow Matt: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattpeoplescomedy https://www.instagram.com/mattpeoplescomedy/ Follow Kyle:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylepagancb/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kylepagancb Follow Vito: https://www.instagram.com/vito_visuals/?hl=en

uh... keys of the law that way now i i mean god forbid a guy blacks out drives around as not it was expecting to get out of there welcome back to the episode of men at work podcast we're here with in bag scabie punchline all weekend oh yeah and met fulcrum that full sure on the ocean right now

i'm fully can i call you fully? Sure, if you like So Canadian boy. Yeah, is that another Canadian boy? No, he's from Pennsylvania Maryland hold on Maryland, but you lived in Philadelphia, didn't you never Same violence. Yeah, yeah, you're exactly right. Yeah slightly different vibe Slightly different vibe. Does your agent usually book all your dates when there's a massive protest going on this weekend? My agent that booked all this stuff did not care what was going on.

Yeah, that sounds about right. He didn't care if it was going to help me or hurt me. He just let me go in there now. Oh, by the way, you're coming back to LA and then you're going to Chicago. Oh, great. Then you're going to Iran for a one-day weekend. We're doing two shows in the grand pals. Yeah, we did a, we usually record in Rittenhouse square, which is right in center city.

And for yours and our safety, we said, you know what, let's go to punchline. We'll go over to punchline. It fits the bill a little bit. And nobody's in the city right now. No. Yes podcast is all about people walking by right? It really is and we've probably seen about seven since we've been setting up for the last 30 minutes So that's gonna prove somebody just said 30 minutes like I changed it from 12 to 1230 12 o'clock they were running around. Yeah, couldn't keep we couldn't keep track all these people You want to show up at 1230? Oh Man, so how do you like Philly? Oh, how many times you've been here before? Philly is great. Philly actually you know

it's just fun. It's just everybody always says be careful when you're in Philly because I remember the first time I went to a Flyers game. Everybody's like be careful when you're there and the guys that sat in front of me. Yeah. They're wearing home and away jerseys right and they were wearing turtlenecks under their jerseys these two fellows and I were wearing turtlenecks under their jerseys, these two fellows. And I'm just like, this is the most pansy city I've ever been to. Oh, shit. Are you telling that? I'm not afraid to fight you two.

What do you think about your turtlenecks? What do you think about the talk it's signing? I think it's fantastic. Yeah. I'm a Vancouver fan. Okay. So we had him for two years and I think he's great. And I think he'll come here and who knows what he's going to do with his team because you got some problems. But I think it's great and I think he'll come here and who knows what he's going to do with his team because he got some problems but I think it's going to be great. It'll be great fun. Yeah, I mean it's like it just feels like the ultimate Flyers move.

So the Flyers here if you're not familiar like they just they hire from if you've ever played on the Flyers and you've ever had a playoff moment. Yeah. You will get a position with the Flyers to the day you die. At some point you'll be getting a check forever. Yes Danny. Fantastic. Danny Breyer, Keith Jones. Yeah, Rick Chockett.

Wayne Simmons is on the board of advisors. Yeah, Wayne. Wayne is for people who didn't follow the Flyers growing up. We just heard that we had one black player on the NHL team and we were like, pretty sweet. Nice. So that just sticks with us to this day. What's his name?

We got the Wayne Gretzky of black guys. That's me. We got Wayne Simmons. Wayne, part two. He's running late.'s his name? We got the Wayne Gretzky of Black Guys. That's me. That's me. We got Wayne Simmons. Wayne, part two. He's running late. He's half Gene Simmons, half Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Simmons. Gene Simmons.

Is Gene Simmons Canadian? His wife is. OK, got it, got it, got it. Do Canadians? Came up and still, oh, here's somebody. Do Canadians just know everybody from Canada who made it out? Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're, uh. Yeah, because yeah, they're there

They're uh, I think she was flirting with us Here in natural with this This is exactly what we usually do just be like you just we just harass people saying please if you come on She's actually stopped we should do too bad You guys didn't have a wireless just run over there and talk to her for a bit. I think it's working How you doing you're getting parking for the big riot? Right on. So Matt, how's it being back in Pennsylvania? I love Philadelphia. It feels good to be on the East Coast.

Yeah. He's a Maryland boy. We got a cheese steak at Pat's yesterday on the way here. Okay. And to me, Philadelphia is just a home away from home. I love it. I always feel good when I'm here. Is there any Baltimore Philly beef

that we don't know about? There's no Baltimore. Baltimore has beef with nobody. I feel like we love each other. Baltimore is a self-containing violent city. Yeah, I hate it. I mean, we just go after each other. That's nice.

You are like our southerner drunk cousins. It's like everybody started in Massachusetts. Some made their way down to New York, some made their way down to Philadelphia, some made their way down to Baltimore, and then they just stayed in Baltimore. Well, it's funny because that makes the Baltimore ancestors seem ambitious, but when you get there it doesn't feel that way. I mean, I love Baltimore.

I'm just kidding because I love. But they're definitely like a quirky, weird, mix-matched, even the architecture is just so kooky. You guys talk nuts down there. What's funny is when you said ancestors, I don't have headphones on so I thought you said incestors. Yeah, well. The Baltimore incestors.

Didn't we find out? Yeah, they're still there. They're a tight-knit family. You just said that. Yeah. Weren't you telling me the US is pretty inbred? Yeah. Yeah.

23andMe not only found families families, they also found out that America is way more inbred than anybody ever thought. Damn. Which ever thought damn which is funny because it's such a big place right yeah there's so many people coming from all over the world just to be incest you know yeah that's crazy yeah it's a great point well get in a commercial yeah that might be the argument for immigration bring it from other lands we don't have to fuck our sisters anymore. It's just ruining our lives. Come on, let's put some new blood into this place. Holy shit. So Canadian guy hockey guy I'm guessing?

Yeah, I like the hockey. I know you've got a podcast with a former hockey pro. With a Detroit Red Wing that I grew up with. Jeff Sharples now flies jets. Wow. That's pretty cool right? Played hockey and flies planes. Yeah, I hate the Red Wings. Really? Are you a hockey guy? Yeah a little bit but back wings. Really? Yeah, the red wings. Are you gonna like it, guy?

Yeah, a little bit, but back in like the glory days of the flyers, like the red wings were always our daddy. You just hate pilots, dude. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. Dude, I will not be flying anytime soon. Yeah, the pilots are having a rough go at it, yeah. I don't like guys that use instruments. How have you guys been with like flying everywhere,

being like comedians going everywhere? We don't give a fuck, we're ready to die today. That's true. You guys did agree to do this podcast. been with like flying over being like comedians going everywhere. We don't give a fuck. We're ready to die today. You guys did agree to do this podcast. You don't have any standards at all. That's true dude. Someone might strength you guys. That's actually great for you to say with the way you're flying back. He's flying back on Frontier. So that's his attitude right there. But they don't even have their license. You read all the headlines. It's like American. It's United. It's Jet Blue.

It's never Frontier or Spirit. It's never Spirit. Because it's empty American, it's United, it's Jet Blue, it's never Frontier or Spirit. It's never Spirit. It's empty and they fucking cancel most of their flights. You have to pay to go down on Spirit. If you want us to crash, that's $25. That's all time. And they don't have that money.

The people that are flying it don't have that money. They're like, well, we gotta get there. Which is even worse because then you gotta fucking find a taxi. They can't afford that either. Oh shit. Like, yeah, I mean I'm not flying anytime soon. I have no plans to be flying. Really? No, dude, I'm done. Because I hear what you're saying, and it's unacceptable the amount of planes that are crashing, but the percentage is still...

It's unacceptable. That's a great way to put it. It is. It is. I'm glad that Matt's putting a stamp down on there. It's unacceptable. If you spent $300 on a ticket, you should not crash. That's fair. But, but... Agreed. But the chances. Is that what it is to keep your life $300 nowadays? No I'm just saying if you pay for a ticket and it's 300 bucks they should, they should go. They should land. You know otherwise you're going to want your money back. Yeah but don't you want to land in the water one time like a crash landing into the water? I think we all got to try it at least once too that if I'm going out I better go out in the water I never just a guy with a red mustache

If I got to go into an Indian an Indian what was it the one that Think they're gonna park right there Please if you care about No, we got cameras. Hey, don't they think we're talking to her. She's like, I'm not part of here I'm just talking even moving they got it. They got a van filled of Can you pull up at least a little bit now pull up a little bit more hey My they're actually parking right there My dude, can you go like 10 feet due south?

There they're gonna go. There we go. We're moving. You're gonna pull up a little bit? Yeah. Who's playing there? Who do you think's there? Oh, I think they're a thrash metal band.

Probably mannequin pussy. It's gonna come up. It's mannequin pussy back down. Yeah, they're torn. Is it mannequin pussy? They're torn at the man. That is the best name. There we go.

That's the only one that counts. Thank you, Fred. Appreciate you. It's gonna be a good day folks. Thanks! It's gonna be a good day. Now all the Okay, now the white supremacists come flying out of that U-Haul. Yeah, yeah That is true. Did you bring your papers with you? I know I had no idea you had to bring your papers nowadays. The good news is I look like a founding father.

So I'm fine. A Foundry father, that's what they should call that. What's the loose interpretation of a Canadian looking at what's going on in the US of A these days? Confusion. Bala Confusion. What the fuck are they doing down there? Hey, hey. Are you ready to be 51? Are Other boys up north ready to be 50? No, I am against that because I paid for my immigration and if my buddy Trent gets it for free that is fucking bullshit That is true. Yeah, so you're not originally from Canada. You moved to Canada. I'm originally from Canada, but I also grew up in Australia

Oh, yeah, and I now I live in America. Which I feel like Canadian accent and Australian accent can't be too far away from each other right? It's pretty far. You think so? I feel like Canadians have a little bit of that Australian twang. I'm gonna put a piece of tape over that temple shirt. Why? Because that does not sound like a college answer. It's a public university. You guys sound the same, right? It's actually just a Jewish temple. It's not even the school. Oh my god. Not much different than the Canadians and the Australians.

That's funny. He's just saying like the temple. Yeah. You guys. Just went to a temple one time. Matt actually and I have great respect for the temples. We just played one in D.C. on Thursday. We kissed the rock.

We've worn the hats. We've done it all. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. We played a synagogue. We played a synagogue on Thursday. It felt very unholy to say that's we'll be able to get all yes yes crazy that we've been a synagogue synagogue of the way very unholy to say the things we're saying how those crowds well they were good but they weren't there was a look at jewish parish for lack of a better word now is all it was all jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim jim They had to they had to put their name they had to fill out big forms to buy the tickets Yeah, because of everything that's going on and then we went on stage and Matt and I have a little bit of Catholicism in our background

Yeah, where you guys going you want to come over and talk? Talk about what you do for a living We always talk to this band What about the roadies what about the band is the band want to come talk You can't take a subway you can bring you can bring the vape on that's not a good people. What about the roadies? What about the band? Does the band want to come talk? It sounds like Jackson. Subway. You can bring the vape on. That's not a good look.

He's going to come answer. Nope, he just changed his mind. Anyways, we're on the stage and we've got a little bit of Catholicism, anyways, but we notice that it's very much the same as the Catholic Church. All right, it's time to stop a buffet. Sir, would you like to answer some questions? And then maybe you could bench the table for this. Come on.

The only question is, how much did you bench? 425. I knew it. I got beefy, beefy, beef cake. What did he say? 425. 425. All downhill from there.

425, one arm. Holy shit, 425. Oh my god. He's the bitch. He's never bought any hair product. He just came out the womb bald, got a dive bald. Picking things up, putting them down. Going bald is a horrifying endeavor

You mean you you're in good shape with the hair as your hair. No, I've been losing it for years 50 so it's not bad. Oh, that's really what are you got going on ready? Not great. Not bad. I'm somewhere there Yeah, you're there you how old are you 29? Oh Exactly, I was saying there's your problem. I'm gonna suggest no son no son I mean, I'm already pale so that's been a no-son thing for a while No, you're is your is your mom bald. No, I don't do much anymore these days They say you get it from they get it from your mother side. She went bald and I stopped talking to her What are we running a fucking circus over here lady gross hair, you know, but you know chemo stuff like that

No, I'm getting I'm whoreson mom doing a make-a-wish to get some money completely fine but she's just a jeans she's an entrepreneur yeah she went on to make a wig yeah that's cool I mean I think those guys are that band I would love to talk to them yeah does the band want to come on you guys want to have a couple questions come over a couple questions come from nobody you guys got a bit but we're just gonna get the entire lineup of Fillmore, Brooklyn Bowl and punchline today. Here we go. Here we go. We're knighting every car. Yeah. Oh go dogs. Sure. What have you learned since

you came from Canada? Have you acclimated yourself to like our college football or you still fucking break up? I find the college football boring. Why? I just you know it's just uh for a long time it was not paying the kids making them work in school and work on the field and and then most of them not making it the NFL and some of them being broke and having to live off the glory days of football and college and I'm all about you know paying the children so they don't have to be dicks the rest of their life while working at the factory. That's pretty fair.

I like that. You see a Sarah McLachlan commercial, you just donate. I like that. Yeah, I give money to the kids. What's the Canadian comparison for college football? Like, do you guys have anything that... Is it just hockey? It's actually junior hockey.

Yeah, it's basically the same where it's like, you know, one step below, right? Yeah. So yeah, and then people go nuts for it and it's cheap to go to and they shake the stands and you know, that kind of thing. Get hammered! Yell at your child. Damn. Scream at the child.

You gotta scream at the child. Do you guys have NIL and junior hockey? What's that? Do you have NIL money and junior hockey? They're having to change it because of that. Yeah. They didn't pay, like they're giving the kids like 200 bucks a week yeah and they get some education but yeah it's all change it's all changing now boy yeah I've met the

junior hockey because I met a couple of flamed out you know the education isn't really doing much they are yeah you should not I think when you're doing sport when you're trying to make it to the big leagues you should not be doing your education you should do it after things don't work out or after you're done playing the sport. Yeah, I think Bryce Harper actually had a really good point about that, like the minor league baseball system. Basically, like these guys come out of high school, they try to make it, they're in there for eight years,

they have no, absolutely no degree after and stuff. So they were like, you should. It's like the military, they only know how to kill and then they just dump them off the side of the street. Speak for yourself. And then, were you in the military? No, but I, you know, I, you know. I thought you said speak for yourself.

I thought, oh, this guy only did paperwork. They're looking for us. The military's coming for us right now. We gotta be nice to them. They kill them, they're nice, and they have puppies. They come for you no matter what. You sure? Yeah.

Look at this. We should probably take that down. Yeah. There's a bunch of immigrants right there just coming in with their luggage. There you are right there. Where are they staying, dude? This is the LA Riot right here. Just for scale. Just for mountain towners. Not one instrument. They're all DJs. It's all cosmetics and merch. They're gonna get on stage and do a get ready with me. Something to lift the luggage. What are you guys?

Are you guys tuned in on like TikTok culture? Because you guys are some elder statesmen yourself. So you're a good TikTok fan. I do OK. I do OK on the TikTok. I just post my videos and then duck out. I try not to look. I don't know the language in other words.

Ah, finally a drum. That might be just one snare drum. Are you a comment reader? Do you dive into the comments? Sometimes? Yeah Yeah, my comment like the comments are on mine Yeah, and I agree to other people like when I see a video I go instantly to the comments See what people have said but with mine I'm just like for the most part if things come up and somebody says something nice I talked to him and somebody says something stupid. Sometimes I'll tease them Sometimes I'll just ignore them because it nothing nothing hurts somebody that says something more when you don't respond

Most of the time yeah, but you're right like people like you're all gonna fucking talk Nothing happens after they talk. Yeah, but there's nothing Even better because all you do is you can mute them Oh, right, I don't ever know and none of their stuff will be seen and YouTube is even better because all you do is mute them. Oh, right. They'll never know. And none of their stuff will be seen and they don't know that it's not being seen. So they can have a whole chat with themselves, like eight comments.

Your dick, come on son of a bitch, I'll kill you. That's crazy. I had a tough week on the old internet. The internet saw me throw like a girl at a charity flag football game. Oh no. I threw a pick six. Oh no. Wobbled it. Well what you need to know is everyone on the internet is perfect and they never made any mistakes. Yeah exactly. So I work in Philly sports and everything in the media and stuff and we have like a charity game and it was basically like how can this guy criticize people you know criticize like Eagles football Eagles football players and he can't even throw football himself, which is a very fair fair enough fair enough

But you know what y'all do you have to say is look I criticize because I know how I throw and they throw like Me exactly and I was the one who posted it Now listen, oh my god, this is I guys hold on to the football too long I had to wobble it in there goes off her off her hands. And that girl almost just got destroyed. Got destroyed. Oh my God. Yeah, Matty, here you go. I got my football. Oh, so what, I like them.

It's just a bunch of lollipop throwing pussies on this broadcast, I like this. I've only thrown once in the past 30 years, so I want you to look at my throat. How have you gone 30 years without throwing anything? Because I don't really like, Never get the call. No, not throwing anything. Never get the call, never get the call.

Throwing a football is different than throwing anything. Throwing a football is a specific throw. I agree. Am I wrong? What do you think you're good throwing at? Tennis balls. Baseball. Okay, all right.

Yeah. It's gonna be a second. So yeah, so basically I got called a girl. I said, you can't throw. Why would you post this? That's the thing though, I posted it, so I win. Yeah, yeah, so you were got called a girl. I said, you can't throw. Why would you post this? That's the thing, though. I posted it, so I win. Yeah, yeah.

You were showing them how bad you were, and they're backing it up. Speaking of muting conversations, I muted all the conversation. You're too mean. You should. People are too mean. Yeah, I could keep up with it, too.

I totally appreciate it. Why are you on Sports Channel? Were you a sporty guy in college? I played small D3 ball basketball. Washington College, actually in Maryland. Oh, nice. Yeah, Rob. Wasn't that fun?

Did you go to Europe or anything? We did go to California, which was fun. I quit after a year and a half. Once again, that's not Europe. Yeah, not Europe. Go to Europe? Idaho was fun. I went to the Europe or the West, California.

OK. Yeah, OK, cool. That's fun. I think there's like the real upper echelon college where they should be paid and they shouldn't have to go to school. And then there's underneath it where you'd maybe do a little bit of school and you play sports, right? But you can still finish your education afterwards.

Well, here in the States, they treat D3 ball, which nobody's going to the NFL, the NBA D3. They treat it like D1. They treat you like, which is so dumb. Which is like go to class, go to study hall, have practice, play games, get up at 6 in the morning, do lifts and stuff. It's like why am I doing this? Calm it down a little bit guys. I'm going to literally work in insurance.

Have a prepare for life instead of you trying to get a D2 job. It's not a good throw, but it is a far throw. You guys are the two bears, five guy. Okay. Not good. I've been told it's not good, but it went to the back. I was surprised I could do that. You reached all the way back, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not bad. That's a nice throw. For a guy who hasn't thrown a football in 30 years. Have you shown him yours yet? Watch him get a special needs girl. She did almost get her block knocked off. She made a wish. I'm not gonna point my microphone at this guy because I have a feeling he will answer. You're good. You've been tested. You're a natural. You've been tested.

LA has done you well. I don't think that was terrible. Thank you. How about the girl at the end just almost getting destroyed, like never being able to remember anything from her first 19 years. Honestly, the ball was deflated. Tom Brady would have loved it. I don't think it was bad.

Thank you. But you gotta know who you're talking to. But I don't think it was bad. I think they wanted to fucking hate on you and they went for it They've been waiting and waiting and you gave them a little bit of an in and they broke through that door Just like that band going in over there. Yeah, I gave him a little bit of Broken leg cuz he tripped on his beard Now that's a I have no issue with the pic if I can get my own That guy was trying way too hard. But I was trying way too hard. You can't run that fast.

So if I'm trying way too hard and that guy's trying way too hard then we kind of just cancel everybody, each other out. Yeah but if his trying hard looks a little bit better because he ran pretty fast then it's hard to argue with that one. Well we're not getting anybody walking down here so why you might as well... That guy looked. Yeah he liked it. He almost ran into the U-Haul. That was the only way to play. Cause and action. We killed a whole band.

It's funny how some people get it and some people are like, no. No. No. We're not playing. Give me your worst job ever before you got into comedy. Before I got into comedy, my worst job? I'll tell you my best job before I got into comedy. Tell me your best job. Yeah, there we go.

I worked in explosives. What? Yeah. In Canada or California? Yeah, Canada. What did you do there? I got a gold mine. before I tell me your best job. Yeah, I worked in explosives. What? Yeah in Canada or California? Canada, what'd you do there? Gold mine like I started at the bottom I would move dynamite from a magazine into the truck I went from there to delivering the dynamite and I went from there to setting up blasting patterns at a mine It was fantastic. You have the resume of a Taliban member. I have I started. Yes, I have a dating history as well It was fat you have the resume of a Taliban member. I Started yes

70 virgins Holy shit, so mining Explosives yeah, that's is that still a thing is that still around? Yeah, man. There's still gold mines Yeah, I know you guys are big into the new oil, California Do you guys like you guys still do minerals and stuff? Yeah minerals got diamond lots of diamonds in Canada gold A lot of stuff that's needed a potash have you ever heard of that for it's huge It's using a ton of stuff So yeah, it's big time and it's it's all these farmers finding it on their land and going from just being struggling farmers to fucking old Jed's

a millionaire. Oh so he's like discovering oil. Yeah it's really funny. I think Potash Patel is gonna be here next weekend. He's a great act. Someone's gonna stop. Someone's gotta stop. Hey how are you man? Oh that guy. Two locked in. See that was a guy trying to pick you off he's two locked in. Oh of course he's here. Alright now. He's driving right into the Fillmore. That's actually sick's actually he's the rapper he's the lead singer he comes after they all get the shit out of quads did you guys ever have like a musical aspiration I feel like a lot of comedians and actors you try to is yeah what was yours what was your I played guitar and I even had a rap band

in the 90s you look like you would be in the biscuit I had a guy from not a biscuit look what he's a firm this Please say to Beastie Boys Beastie Boys. You're gonna be so I had a guy from Pottstown in my band. No way How was he like he's obnoxious? What do you play he was a rapper too me and him were to lead emcees no way who outs out to Matt Green I love your buddy. I didn't mean to just I love you buddy. I didn't mean to despise him. Did he go to your wedding? He's obnoxious, don't get him by name. Did he go to your wedding?

He knows he's obnoxious. True, he was a rapper in the 90s. Matthew, did he go to your wedding? No. Sorry, man. I'm seeing if I met him. Did you say you apologized to him? Yeah, sorry, dude.

You would have ruined it, you obnoxious bastard. Yeah, he would have for sure. You would have grabbed the mic, tried to drop four bars, and it would have been bad. True, rapping a best man speech might be the new move. That might be pretty sweet. If you get on the microphone, you just kind of let them have it. Matthew's definitely got that feel of a rapper. We opened for Dougie Fresh one time.

We opened for the Far Side one time. We were doing it, man. How was it when you opened for them? What was the response to you guys? It's only half true. We were on at like 2 p.m. far side was on like 8 p.m. yeah hey how are you it was great it was great what uh it was like a couple hundred people thanks for your answers like this did you get a chill with them with the people yeah

yeah sure how are they they're fine? Are you talking the bands or the- Yeah, the band stuff. Oh, the bands, no, I didn't, I ate, I- You're getting hit with the audience. He's got you man with the audience. They were the other college students. You were a great fan, you like your fans. Yeah, no, I KFC with Dougie Fresh and his crew and that's about it. Nice.

They were nice, they were nice to us. Was he more of a wings or was he more of a- KFC, it was breasts, legs. Breast legs, breast tough to- It's gotta be mashed potatoes, the whole deal. Rock and roll, baby. That's gotta be tough to commiserate over over fried chicken. There's so much sucking fingers and eating going on. You got to hold it a certain way. I find it very disarming. It's a way to be

in the moment. Chicken overpowers the soul. They said that before. They say soup is good for it, too. I love that. That's one size new slogan. What was your worst job ever? Oh, I don't think I had terrible jobs. I found working at an office pretty soul-crushing. But now that I'm older, I'm like, well, jobs a job. Everything's a fucking bitch. You know what I mean? I think it was just my attitude. A real nihilist approach there, Matt. I like you. You're good. The job's a job. Everything's a bitch. Is he always this exciting on the road?

He's fantastic to go on the road with. I'm concerned that they haven't put my name on that billboard once. That's weird, right? Yeah. It'll come up. I'm in this building tonight. Yeah, my name hasn't come up once. But that's the film one.

Yeah, but they advertise. Oh, do they really? Yeah. But I haven't come up once. Less than Jake. Turns out you're more than Jake. I'm not even Jake. You're not allowed on there.

They don't even have you on the pole. Look. No, I'm not even on the pole. That's a little. I don't even have you on the pole. Look. I'm not even on the pole. That's a little bare bones. That's kind of a slap in the face. Okay, so. Ram me.

Right to the 27th. That's fucked up. Damn. Okay. Right to the 27th. The headshot part's gotta be the worst. Were you guys like nervous during your headshot thing like the entire time where you're like I don't want my face to look a certain way or you don't care it's whatever.

Oh yeah. I just gave up. I'm'm like oh fuck can't we just do audio. You mean getting your headshots as like a performer? Yeah. I think when you first get them it's really nerve-racking now you get your picture taken every five minutes. Sure yeah. It's not that big of a deal anymore. We were emailing back and forth I like that you kept the same headshot in your email address. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a strong jet black hair. I have no idea. I have to change that.

No, no, no. Keep it. I was like, I love this guy. He started with an email. He started with his email profile picture and he just kept it for the rest of his life. That's hysterical. I didn't even know. I didn't know if I was emailing the right guy. That's really funny.

Well how did you know that? Is this going to Australia? Is this going to Canada? Where is this guy going? It's international. How does he get there? I gotta check that out. Would you guys like to talk about matching hats? Come on for two minutes, talk about your jobs.

Yeah. We're working with Clutch Lines. Just come on, just answer a question. Just come on, answer a question. Come on. One question. Come on. One question.

Two seconds. You're embarrassing us in front of our guests Working like fools. We're gonna look fools in front of Ian bag. How about that lady? We answer a question young lady about backpacks this guy should be employed the month. He was here an hour before I thought he was with you guys He was waiting for someone over the door. Yeah, he's been here a long time. Oh my god, Duncan donuts look at that That's missing a that is not good parallel Parker right there. No. Takes a couple tries. So how did you two little bad boys meet each other? We both did stand-up in LA and we would

be booked at the same clubs. Yeah. And here's the point right Matt? Sure. If you do stand-up and don't know somebody chances are that's not happening. Like there's maybe like ten comics we don't know. I know. Yeah. So we all know each other and we all kind of become friends, right? Yeah. How was the LA scene? I mean, it seems like it's kind of been a little

all over the place with everybody migrating to Austin and all that kind of stuff. Like how was it when you guys were there? Much better now that those dicks cleaned up. That's what I'm looking for. Okay. I had some questions. Would you like to answer some questions about umbrellas?

That's okay. Another LA comic. She's a bit it's another other she's a bad parallel parker she's just about to use of the old no way no way you know what i thought that all my god that was awesome that that's my girlfriend i got a rock how did she miss that you know i mean god forbid a guy blacks out drives around we have it on film

we have our reaction to it on film uh... she's the first of her is awesome you're gonna get us now now she's gonna do paperwork after all this busy day i'm guessing there's no insurance i don't really see any damage either. They hit a cone so we're all You know, I was not it was expecting to get out of the car How do you mean I hit it come on buddy you've hit things before you know the feeling That's awesome guys like

I guess it's a lucky. There's lucky there's a riot and nobody can come here from the police department. The cops are pretty. Call them for traffic. We got a bumper thing down here. Oh, we're a little busy right now. You get in a car accident and the four dicks are just laughing their asses off over it.

Well, you got to get all the insurance information. He pushed it onto the tire. Was that bumper before or after that crash? My God. Well, they're in a precarious place where I think they are parked illegally. So he has the argument of, what are you guys doing here?

What are you traffic? I'm gonna say this right now as we're all mumbling. His rates are going up. Oh yeah. Rates. Oh yeah. Rates. Rates.

Why was he even here? He got no mail, he got no bills. What's going on that he was here? I think he was driving somebody off. He's got no rates. Why was he even here? He's got no mail, he's got no bills. What was going on that he was here? I think he was driving somebody off, he's an Uber driver. Was he driving, and then he decided to back out? Yeah, I don't know why he's denied to back out. Usually you can just get right out. This is the best podcast I've ever done. There's a car accident in the middle of a wirehouse. We can't get you a guest, but we can get you a civil dispute.

That's the best we can do. Sir, would you like to talk about what happened? I want to talk about the fear too. We are attorneys who can give legal advice. So we'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice.

We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll be character witnesses, just make sure you give us some legal advice. We'll about the beard too. We are attorneys who can give legal advice. So we'll be character witnesses just make sure you give us a subpoena. Welcome to the people's court. Hey how are you? Hey buddy. You want to talk about what you just saw there? Hey how are you? Would you like to discuss the incident? what you just saw there? You want to talk? Hey, there you go.

Hey, how are you? Would you like to discuss the incident? Did you see what happened? The incident that just happened here? Did you see it? Guy just backed up into a U-Haul. Guy didn't see a massive van in a U-Haul behind him. Yeah, backed right into it. The damage is pre-accident. And then pretended he didn't do it. Where do you think his bumper went you think that's his first accident we uh... we do

you know better hell yeah they don't want to work early uh... we're living for things for a living technically. Sweet, name them all. I work here, I serve, maybe bartend if they ever need it or walk around in circles thinking I'm confused. Sure, that's good. And then I work full time as a research supervisor

at Thomas Jefferson, which is, that's like a loaded gun of what I do. Long story short, we're clinical trials and that's all I can get into. We work with adolescents. So that's like my full-time job in a sense where that's like my background. But also my second job's always been in the industry,

bartending and whatnot. Which is more fun? I've been here for a year and a half. Which is more fun? Rewarding? Clinic research. That's my background. Fun? Brooklyn Bowl.

Maybe? Depends on what kind of show I get to watch. Depends if you're doing just circles or figure eights and stuff. I want to go back to the circles. You just walk around in circles. I like that. If I can pull it off, I'll do up and down

and get my steps in. So it looks like I'm rewarding. I don't have to go to the gym. Yeah, sure. I love it. I've always wondered as a server, and this has been, I've never worked in the food industry before,

if you see a person order a meal that looks good and they don't finish the entire thing and you take the plate away, are you allowed to have a little bit, maybe one to two bites? I mean, as long as you don't get caught, yes, but I'm gonna be straight. You could pay me four grand,

and I wouldn't touch something someone else like a number of like a number of the other hand i don't know the whole but i don't know what about five grand i'll take the bullet and i don't know what they would have been ok and i don't know if you're not you know how to go to read it that's what i love it you know and uh... which your ago to serve a phrase i know people have like

jokes they come back and they say like if there's a baby at the table, they're like, is he picking up the bill? Do you have any kind of built-in jokes you do? That's funny. Fuck no. Nothing, just get out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. I don't have anything. If anything, when I'm bartending at other jobs I've worked at, depending on the person, if I can get enough to riff, I would just go with the story of, they ask, oh, what's your name? I mean I would just go with the story of like, they ask, oh, what's your name?

I mean, I usually won't tell people my name unless they ask. And anytime another server goes up or bar turners like, oh, this is Sutton, they'll take care of you. I'm like, please don't tell me my name. I don't need them to give some weird ass report. Sure. So your name's Sutton? Oh, I need to get some money out of this.

Not like some money, but like, you know, people will like run out yelps cause. Sure. Yeah. What's your TikTok? What's your out yelps cuz sure yeah what's your tick tock what's your tick tock what's your name what's your tick tock I do not suck in place you should call you another thing you could put a bullet to my head and I would still take the bullet over to what's up with all social media to the point of like good move I I mean, well, you're not going to help us push this podcast at all, are you? God damn. We're really relying on you. I can tell your friends about this.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just saying. If something happens to me, I'll take that. You sound like a politician. If anything happens to me, I was not suicidal. Let me ask you, so you're a server. This is a big opportunity for you. We have a professional comedian here that could help you bump up some items. We're dying on the vine here.

I'm a pro. So my go-to is I'm a pro yapper. So as long as people aren't pissed that I keep talking, I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro.

I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. I'm going to be a pro. We're dying on the vine here. Professional. I don't know. So my go-to is I'm a pro yapper, so as long as people aren't pissed that I keep talking and they have kids. Also, being a parent, I just talk to the kid, and then it's like, oh, we're gonna give you money because our kid likes you.

And I'm like, sure. Sure, I don't like you guys that much, but I'll take your money. Oh yeah, that's fantastic. We're at five minutes. Sure. Hey, there we go. Thanks for, yeah, I can walk in,

and if I don't walk in in time, I'll probably get flagged. Are you excited? Don't get fired. What are you most looking forward to today's shift? Honestly it's just we do family bowls so it's gonna be a bunch of kids in there and I'm just gonna be circles. Is it actually bowling? Circles and zoning out and hoping to God it's just a day. It's bowling and rock shows right? Yep bowling and we have a venue upstairs and we do anything from like okay So artists that are notable that we've had here chapel rhone doji polo G bouncing souls Gus fishing The roots played a we did a weed fest Yeah

And then we did a high school prom the next day and I was like yo these kids are coming in and it smells like weed. What smelled more like weed the high school prom or the Rooster Tec thing? Yeah it's gonna smell like better weed. The high school prom smells like shit, not weed. It's gonna smell like their mom and dad's weed. This is haze dude. So yeah, it varies. I mean, not like it's funny but there will be times where like oh you think we're gonna have like a sold-out show for big artists I mean like okay Polo G was supposed to headline the film or he drew like 500 people here and I'm like

I think this guy is more like hits than like Chapel Rowan per se at the time but like Chapel Rowan performed here Dochey's first US show People were fucking fighting in our not like actually fighting like everyone was cramming together You guys like to discuss the argument you had today. I'm just standing there like god. Damn it. God. Damn it I get a free show, but god damn it. Yeah. Yeah, Sutton still go. I definitely have to pop into work So thanks Sutton. Well, dude, thanks for jumping over really appreciate it. There's a lot of fun job. Bye. It's great I'm looking Brooklyn ball

Matt Fultron It was a lot of fun. That was great. Job bribe Brooklyn Bull. I'm Matt. Kyle. Kyle and? Matt Fultron. Matt Fultron? Yeah. Yeah, man. Thank you. Thank you so much, dude. Have fun.

You know what you should do? You should start a podcast called Four Grand or a Bullet to the Head. That's what you should start. I can get some people in there to join me. Brooklyn Bull. There he goes. They hire the mentally-health. That's a great podcast, Four Grand or a Bullet to the Head.

Welcome back to another installment of Four grand or a bolt of the head. Welcome back to another installment of Four Grand or a Bolt of the Head. You have an idea of what's happening. I'll take the four grand, please. The four grand again. The most lucrative podcast of all time. The sponsors are fucking dying, man.

Better help is good. Young man, can we talk about your job? How are you? We're your really cool beer. We like to talk about your job. It'll be fun. We witnessed an accident Yeah, you ever witnessed an accident before we have caused it. I love how everyone We never get that yeah, we never get people respecting the production

Which is wild in 2025 cuz now we don't over there fuck your camera yep yep yep not gonna nope he's not happy no insurance they have insurance yeah we were at a yard sale one time and somebody walked by the camera and they're like let's say uh double xlr no it's okay how much you want for this camera we have it on tape yeah we got on tape got it yeah because we don't. We do not have it on tape. Take his crocs! Take his crocs! It's bartersmanship, yeah. How much for that hoodie you think? What's up? I saw you walk by already one time. You want to come on? Come on, you're interested. It's a good time. Five minutes, you can promote anything you want.

Anything you got going on. He's actually got a punchline jacket on, doesn't he? Oh, you got a punchline jacket on. We got a punchline headliner right here. What the fuck? Where'd you get that jacket? It's actually cool. Yeah. Can we just talk to you about your jacket for a second? Just come on. Yeah. He's going to be there tonight. Can he get a jacket? I just want to know where you got that jacket from son. How long ago? Comes with a mask.

It's got a Pfizer jacket. COVID test strips in those pockets. Yeah, very nice. Be careful over there. There's incidents happening. Head on a swivel. That guy caused COVID. Be careful. They call him Batman. You know what? The hardest part to get people to go buy your podcast is when it becomes a dead end. At a crime scene? Yeah, because there's nobody can go by. I think this is the first crime scene we've ever had. Are we still waiting for the police? Is that what we're waiting for?

Yeah, let's interview them. Yeah, we might be bad luck. We had the governor of Pennsylvania on and then three days later somebody burned down his house. So, uh... One of your listeners? Yeah, hopefully. I'll give my address away.

So, good luck, Ian. We like to dispute that, but yeah, we might not be the best voodoo. How'd you guys get the governor on? He's a, so he's, his digital guy is a fan of the show and a fan of like my Philly sports content. So he was like, you want him to come on? And I said, yes, please. Oh man, we should have been on that episode because I think the governor is great.

I think he's a, he's a badass. Oh yeah? I like him. He's the man. He's the man. It's good when you like, I guess it's really good when your governor, people know about him in like other states. Well, it's not always good.

He's going for it. He's sticking up for you. That's what you want in a governor. Yeah. He's not trying to cause, even though they burnt down his house, he's not trying to cause havoc for your people. He seems intelligent as well.

Yeah. Not everybody's intelligent out there. Not in politics these days. Not a lot. You got Marjorie Taylor Greene and whatever that is. You can just say not everybody's intelligent out there. I was on a podcast. That pretty much goes straight to her. I was on a podcast. The other guy, guy, I went to Europe, I went to California. Yeah, Sacramento. The food there is so weird. Sacramento stinks. I hate Sacramento. Shots fired.

You guys tour all over, give us your top three states that you wouldn't expect to be a fun place to be in. Pennsylvania is a great state. Like Philadelphia and Pittsburgh are really different and really fun. I've never been to the inside. Yeah. I like Denver. I like Madison, Wisconsin. But you knew Denver was going to be great.

Like just Colorado's fantastic, right? Yeah. But I didn't know it was going to be that great. Really? When I got on stage I was like, this is fucking awesome. If we're talking about working, I think, are you just talking about civilian life? No, working. Madison is the one that shocked me. I had no idea it was gonna be that good. Right. And then Minneapolis, I say wherever polite meets educated, boom.

That's your sweet spot? Now you're having a good time on stage. That's what I say. Okay. I hear that about Huntsville, Alabama. Like Alabama, you wouldn't think that they were kind of as attuned to it, but apparently that's where NASA is. Who said that? Yeah, it is there, but who said it was good there? I've heard some people maybe not say good, but they're like, that's a place that I've been to. One of the best burger joints I've ever been to.

It's in a bar. Yeah. And it's like, they do Wagyu burgers, I think. Yeah. At the back. And they're like, what do you want on this? And I go, can I get a lettuce and mayo? Nope, we do mustard and ketchup.

What do you want on this? And it was fucking fantastic. I'm like, this is good. I bet it was. Yeah, fuck yeah. You know it's gonna be good when they say no to you. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's great.

That's what you need to know how we do it. Nope, this is how we do it. You're gonna like it this way. That's a lot of the Philly cheesesteak scene is a lot of like, not a lot of conversation. Let's put the girls into this podcast. You can't even get the cheesesteak if you don't order it. Hey, how are ya?

It's impossible. Can we talk to you about your jobs? Five minutes. Yeah, just wait. It's fun time, we horse around Can we talk about your jobs? Five minutes. Yeah. It's a fun time. We horse around, we Google. Sure? Love that. There you go. What do you do for a living? I'm an intern at a non-profit. I can tell that you're not in the podcast. Do you mind if you put them on? Oh my bad. Oh you're fine. You're fine. So you make no money at a place that makes no money? Yeah basically. No I make a little bit of money, not a lot. Yeah? I'll go for you.

I missed the last part. Intern where? Out of nonprofit. Oh. Yeah. Wow. So what kind of work did you do? And how did you get that internship?

What was it, Indeed? Indeed? I just found it on Indeed. Indeed you did. Yeah. I just found it. Let me guess. You're just walking by a Brooklyn Bowl and they offered it to you?

Yeah, basically. Nice. That's a nice thing, because Indeed has a weird Craig's listy vibe to it, where I'd be a little hesitant based on the offerings on there. I feel like LinkedIn is the more secure one. Be careful over there, young lady. Sorry, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Honestly, I just kind of applied to anything. Right. Yeah. I was like, damn, I need a job. Sure. What else did you apply to that didn't give it to you? Just any graphic design job.

Oh. Just like, all right, let's see. You need a flyer, girl? So it's graphic design for a nonprofit? What specifically are you doing with this nonprofit? I make flyers. Oh, shit. Yeah, I do make flyers.

I run the social media, and I play Pokemon on IDS, because I get no work. I have nothing to do ever. That's why they're a nonprofit. Other duties as assigned, dude. That's what they say. I love it. Good for you. okay he's assigned to this is a lot of it that for you yeah and your best interest like first like real yeah right

so you just out of college no actually college and you're working and what he taken college uh... i a graphic design major and I take a lot of painting classes. Nice! Very cool. What do you want to do with that? Well there's not much to do with me. I mean I will end up working at the nonprofit once I graduate. What do you think of this behind us? This mural? Yeah. I can't really see the whole thing. Why don't you take a step out and you toss. Yeah, I can't really see the whole thing No, take your headphones off yeah, yeah, sorry doesn't extend that far so yeah, and I walk across the street and judge it

Wow nonprofit give us a full And remember that my grandma painted it his grandma didn't hit this this really fast. She's not alive anymore. I mean, yeah, it's decent. She hates it. Wow, it's decent. I don't hate it. And they say the younger generation doesn't have any politeness to them. That was very polite. That was nice.

I think. Decent's fair. You should work with the elderly. Yeah, you probably do. Do you work with older people? What's it like being a young person in the office? Being what? A young person in the office. Yeah, you probably do. Work with the elderly. Do you work with a lot of older people? What's it like being a young person in the office? Being what?

A young person in the office. How do you navigate the olds? Oh yeah, everyone is old. Actually, my supervisor, she's only two years older than me. That's ugly. Yeah, so that's nice. You guys get along? What do you guys discuss?

Actually, sometimes we talk about bars. Bars? Yeah, going out to the bar, yeah. Are you legal age to go to a bar? Yes, I'm almost 23. Almost 23? Yeah, going out to the bar. Yeah. Oh, good for you. Are you legal age to go to a bar? Yes, I'm almost 23. Almost 23? 22, they call that. Yes, yes. That would be 22. But yeah, most people think I'm like 18. Okay. Oh, well good for you. So you get ID'd everywhere you go. Yeah, how old did you think I was? I thought you were about 35.

Yeah, I get that one too a lot. That's what was weird. It's like you're walking along, like you had an attitude like you're 35. I'm like, oh, let's get that single mom to talk to us. And then you came over here and you're 22, almost 23, just living life with no profit. And I was like surprised. This would be my daughter. This is your kid?

Yes. That's your boss. My daughter that looks the same age as me. Don't judge her. Don't bring her into this. She's actually my little sister. That's your little sister My daughter that looks the same age as me. Oh, don't judge her. Don't bring her into this. She's actually my little sister. That's your little sister? Oh, wow.

How about that? Yeah, she's a sophomore now. Hell yeah, almost junior. College, nice. And what are you taking? I'm doing psychology. Psychology? Judge us.

Get in here. Join the interview. Judge us. You can't meet under the 10. Yeah, I think that's easy. Judges. You can, me, I'm near the end. So are you a non-profit? What do you do, just strictly classes? I work at a dog kennel.

That's a for-profit dog kennel? That's crazy. Nice. Really now? How do you diagnose them? I didn't even know that existed. Can you give her the mic if you don't mind? How do you diagnose them?

Yeah. Um, I look for signs. Yeah? You can tell. Be careful over there, there was an signs. Yeah? You can tell. Be careful over there, there was an accident. Hang on a swivel. You look for signs, so what's an indication that you look for?

In the dogs? Yeah. Mmm, stubbornness. Yeah. Sometimes they're just deaf. Anger. There are some angry ones. Weaponized incompetence.

I think dogs can do that too. Yeah. They seem like they get away with a little bit too much. I'm not a big dog guy myself. I'm a bit of a cat guy. You had your talibia's red mustache? Definitely a cat fan. It took me three months to grow this.

Three months? It's tough sledding. That was a judgmental look. She just psychosis'd you. They're both disgusted by that. That was psychology at work right there. And it's only getting thicker. Yeah, it's getting, well when I get older it'll grow better.

I'm 30. Well, almost 30. You're 29. True, yeah. 29. When I turn 30 it'll be... Little mustache. They don't have a big mustache?

Yeah. Yeah, then it'll be a big strong man one day. Okay. But in the meantime, in the meantime, I'll work for a non-profit. Yes. So, Pokemon, what Pokemon are we hitting in the office? Is it like a throwback Pokemon or are you going to like the new age weirdo one Pokemon Ruby yes I think it's like the red one yeah but gotta catch me I just started I got

this DS now do you play it at work yeah yeah I was actually told by my boss when there's nothing to do you can like watch TV and stuff Hmm. Wow Pretty sick job. It's a non-profit. They don't really make money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't have to make money. They don't have to make a profit whether you're there or not. Yeah. You did mention that going to the bars, talking about going to the bars with your boss, I think getting drunk with your boss is the real way to network. Christmas time, when you get drunk with them at Christmas time, that's when you really connect. Like the Christmas party? Yeah, it's her great career. way to Christmas time if when you get drunk with him at Christmas time that's when I really connect yeah Christmas time no what religion is it you can keep

walking it's okay don't worry about it just stop and hold the hold your umbrella over the camera for a second go ahead go ahead a little bit further. Stop right there, stop, stop, stop. Just totally... I'm from a little town off the coast of China called Canada. Amazing Canadian name. I'm from Long Beach, California. Really? That's that accent?

Yes! We're very European. They call it Little Europe of So Europe or the West? Yes. You are not from there. I'm very gullible. What are you, ice? So I'm kind of like, oh yeah, maybe. Big fan of Magnum P.I.

Well, so we have the Doll Academy, the non-profit. Give us a parting word that you'd say about each of your jobs that you either want to be better or worse. Where I'm from? Here? Yeah? Yeah. Wow, this is getting real. parting word that you'd say about each of your jobs that better or worse. Yeah. Wow. This is getting real. Where are you from?

Unlike. Yeah. I got here. Come the cops. The cops are coming. Jesus. Go come on. This is crazy. So where's this going? We don't know. We have no idea. We're pretty sure that guy is going to jail.

Yeah, that guy. Good luck. Has he got no insurance? What's going on? Young lady, has he got no insurance? She don't care. She doesn't. Remember, she started off in a non-profit.

Don't let your life go that way. It's not a bad job. Nobody is getting jobs, by the way. That is true. Who told you that? Nobody wants to work anymore too, is that what they're saying? AI! AI is stealing all the jobs.

Do you think the AI will steal your dog kennel jobs? I'm going to love this because the cops are going to... No, I don't think the AI can do that. No? You've seen the Boston Dynamics guy? I don't think the AI can do that. No? Not yet. You see the Boston Dynamics guy? No, I don't think he's talking.

Nope. Who's that, U-Haul? Love it. This is the best podcast ever. At least you got a story to tell. Honest to God. Car accident, cops. Wait, so where is this like?

We've seen it. You put this on like Spotify? And Apple? Yeah. And Apple. Wow. And a thing called YouTube. YouTube? Oh yeah, YouTube, yeah. You put this on like Spotify and Apple. Yeah and Apple Okay, YouTube yeah, yeah Take a talk the tick tock. It's called men at work. Yes

Men at work. Yeah. Yeah, it should be called men and women at work men and women Thank you, there's no women on the podcast so we could there's no women on the show your brother is fantastic them at work men at work them at work them they then they had work then we could took it men at a nonprofit yeah look at him just we're just no we're not even recording anymore torn down he's like I gotta get out of the fucking cops are here ladies wearrants. Ladies, we'll let you run. Give us one parting thought. Give us something that the Gen Z knows that we don't know. Give us some kind of cool fact.

I can't believe you agreed to come over. I was like, what the fuck was that? They had good numbers. I don't know, I gotta think. Thanks, dude. $4,000 or should I message you? That guy, guess what he'd do for $4,000. Do you know who Big Chungus is?

Yes, that's our nickname. He's got two, what? Do you know who Big Chungus is? Explain to Ian who Big Chungus is. It's like this, it's like the Looney Tunes, rabbit face. Hold on, is that him? Yeah, that, that. Did you really just say it to his face?

Hey, you know who Chungus is? He's like, you sons of bitches. They're brash. They're so confident in this generation. Oh my God. They can't find work. Girl, you don't even make a profit. I do.

Judging people. If you're in the red, you're going to judge big Chungus. I personally make money. That guy's got four jobs. That guy's got four jobs. Three of them he hates. And one of them he has to give blood to every day. And he got to film you? And he got to give blood to every day. And he gotta film you?

And he gotta film you? What did you just say? That's another guy he was wearing red that just left. No, what was that language? And he gotta film you? Everyone says I talk funny, I don't know. You're from here though. Yes, I am from here.

Hold on, where are you from? The big Chungus, I can't believe. We've hit the big Chungus portion of the podcast. Oh my God. Comes for all of us. This may be the best. Oh shit, tell your friends that are coming to punch line. Rain, accidents, cops, no money.

That's true. Big Chungus. Big Chungus. I love Big Chungus. Well look, thank you guys so much. Oh now they're turning on the music to get rid of us. We'll let you run the course. They just turned the music on to get rid of us.

Thank you so much guys. This was a lot of fun. You guys are both a lot of fun. Thank you so much. Thanks girls. Good luck with everything. Yes, that's the plan. Be well. See you team. This is like when they go to the homeless encampments and they just play loud noises. They're trying to get us off the streets. There's cops right there. So what did you think about that one Matt? Those guests? Yeah. I thought they were very cool. Very cool, very good sports.

I honestly thought she was about 35, 40, which was a lot down there. You've got a bad eye, dude. I'm out of poke all over an 18 year old to talk to us, and I know, I was like, oh god. Almost 23. It is funny though, me and Ian have a theory, which is the more cheetah print you wear, the crazier you are. And so she wasn't very crazy, but she was just slightly, she had a bra and a scarf.

She just had enough. You know what I mean? Just a little damn. You need a subtle dash of cheating. And no disrespect, I'm a big fan. You guys around that age. Sure, 100%. I'm surprised, how old are you?

I'm 32. Ah, still all right. You're 29. 29. You could've tried to pull that, 23. Nah, I think my lady would have a word about that. My lady's small and Italian, I don't get the fuck around like that, yeah. Your lady's small in Italian so her mustache

outshines yours. Younger than 25 I just can't relate to you. Are you single? No no. That should be your big thing. Just trying to carry the relate to you. Not that I have a lady already. Yeah, are you guys married gents? Yes. Out of town? Yeah. I went to a match wedding. Any kids?

No kids. No kids? No kids. Wow. We've decided to stop this world. Yeah, that's a good move. I just, cause I'm right in the middle of like, should I have a kid or should I not have a kid?

What do you think? I think it's beside my feet right now. I think that answers that question. Outside punch line. Do you guys think I should have a kid or should I not have a kid? What do you think? I think it's decide my fate right now. I think that answers that question. Outside punch line. Do you guys think I should have a kid? Thanks for coming on our podcast. 610, 632. $4,000 or a gun to the head.

I think it's really tough to have a kid right now, wanna have a kid. I think of all the wings, oh here it comes, here comes more vans to be hit. Oh great. What's going on? Can we get an update? I think he was the hit. How's it turning out down there? How's it going down there? Big dog. He's locked in. He's going to go stop things. He's got a little walkie talkie. Which channel do you think

they're on? Three. Yeah, probably three. Three sounds like a good one. One to two people will be able to guess that. Three, four, five. Please ask us for what we've seen. Sir, we have it on camera if you need anything. You gotta stop saying that, we don't. We have it on camera. We have it on camera. We're here. You sure? We have it, we also have the audio. We discuss it the whole time. We're right here. Channel 4, right on the spot right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here, we're right here I know. He's B-level. He's the newbie. He's a rookie. They're putting him on the on the traffic beat. They're the worst kind. He's still out of sense of humor. He's got something to prove. He's got something to prove. They're in the non-profit division of the police. He's got Ian down with a gun draw.

It's like, I'm performing here later. It's like, stop resisting. I'm gonna have to ask, how do we wrap this show up? Yeah, that's great. We are probably five minutes away from doing that. Is that cool? Okay, yeah. No, that's totally fine. How do we wrap this show up? We gotta go meet the real cops. Yeah, and dear God, by the way, fellas, thank you so much from doing that. Is that cool? Okay, yeah. No, that's totally fine. How do we wrap this show up? We gotta go meet the real cops. Yeah. And dear God, by the way, fellas, thank you so much for doing this before we...

That's fun. Yeah, this is... you guys are awesome. Sorry, I didn't mean to check my messages. We don't give a fuck. They'll cut it out. No, we've had literally... you guys have been the nicest guys I think we've ever had. Yeah. I usually just...

Oh, yeah. You get a lot of assholes on here. I think we get people that would leave a lot earlier than you guys would have. You guys are great sports. Yeah. When we pitched you a podcast that we asked people to come on and talk about what they do for a living and we just have no foot traffic and we pick that place, that's never a good sign. I'm comfortable with this amount of foot traffic. I, uh, I enjoy that they turned on the music. Yeah.

That's a nice subtle fuck. It's better than tear gas. I'll tell you that. Yeah. It's way better. It's way better. It depends what song comes on, I'll tell you that. Yeah. They call it in the backup band. It's way better than tear gas. Well, depends what song comes on. I might start tearing up. I saw her in Game of Thrones. Is that that band? How'd you hurt your foot?

She seems cool. You guys want to talk about your band? Would you guys like to discuss? We should talk about your band. Yeah, why not? This band doesn't want to do anything. Look what happened to them. They got hit by a car. We watch them hit you got a whole lot dude you do have

a cool vibe yeah please pop a squat we'd love to have is that Canada Goose yeah I know we're like we're like four weeks overdue to get that budgets the punches are tight how are you are you guys I'm Luke by the way look Matt good to meet you man nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, man. Luke, Ian. Nice to meet you, Ian. Nice to meet you. Luke, have you ever, have you ever, is this, are you performing here tonight?

I am, yes. Oh, sweet, did you hear about the car accident? I'm just kinda being brought up to speed about this time. All right, we got audio, we don't have video, but we have audio of it. Is it your band's equipment that was affected by this? No, we're in the Sprinter. Got it, so who are these guys, are these the Roadies? This is Hardtack Man. That's the band we're on tour with.

My band's called the Dirty Nil. We're from Dundas, Ontario, Canada. I'm from British Columbia, brah. All right on. Yeah, brah. The Canadian try. I'm playing in this building tonight. You're over there. Canada's got this, brah. Holy shit. We're getting getting invaded I thought we were doing the invading. It's gonna be the most polite interview of all time. It's a Psy-op. We're here for the riots. Yeah there was a massive protest yesterday they decided to bring in the nicest people of all time. Yeah thank God. How long you guys on tour down here? He's not the singer you can tell by the way he uses a microphone. I am the singer! No, we are on tour until August 9th.

Nice. Are you the lead singer? Sweet. For better or for worse. What kind of music? Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Is rock and roll back?

What time do you guys go on tonight? For me it's any going away. I don't really care about how everybody else feels but I just like doing it. Yeah. I need to know what time you go on tonight. What time we go on? I think we're on at eight o'clock or something like that. 738. Yeah something like that. Maybe 735. I'm gonna try to sneak across before I go on. Are you playing? I'm playing in this one. What band are you in? I'm not in a band. Oh, what are you playing? I'm a comedian. You're a skin flute.

Yeah. Oh, very cool. Right on. Well, that takes a lot of cojones to... Takes a lot of cojones. Cojones to get up there with just a mic. I'm like, no, no, I got a touch of the tism. Yeah.

Yeah. Bernie, is there any between a performer, like somebody in a band and somebody, a comedian, or is there kind of a lot of camaraderie that you guys see? I have nothing but admiration for comedians because we do a lot of stand up comedy in the car. I think as fellow People that are willing to get up in front of people with a microphone without electric guitar

Why is your why does your band use crippled people? listen We'll get to that later No No, we salute you we salute you anybody anybody And do their art we salute. Oh, okay comedian. Yeah, it go up and do their art, we salute you. Oh, okay, convenience. Yeah, it's fun, right? You just do it, right? Yeah.

How did you start? Tell us how you started your band. Started the band because we were from a little town and there was nothing else to do. We used to light off homemade fireworks in the woods. I used to work with explosives. We have a lot in common. My gosh. You guys do have too much in common. You might be my cousin.

Yeah, we related. We were blowing up things in the woods, and we decided maybe this is not the best use of our time. So we attempted to learn how to play music, and now we're in Philadelphia. Sure. What's the Canadian rock and roll scene like? Like, coming up in that scene, is that a pretty big one?

Classy. There's some fantastic bands from Canada, for sure. Constantine, Sloan. Love Sloan. The Guess Who. The Guess Who. Bachman Turner Overdrive. BTO.

Come on. Attackin' Black. I can go on and on and on. Rush. Rush. Rush. I go on and on Rush good one. Yeah, true. Do you know my friend? I do know Todd Todd planes with slash Plays a bass guitar. That's pretty sick. You're like, nope. Don't know him. I don't know Todd Kearns, right? What he was in age of electric. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, exactly

Look a little bit before my time. I. What's the best thing about tour life? Sorry. The best thing about tour life is ripping for the kids. How many broken legs are in this area? It's high density. She's got a boot. Everybody that works around you seems to be in an incident. Did you notice that? There have been incidents. There have been incidents. What happened there? Well I reached into into my bag and there was a loose razor blade. Oh. Oh my god, cocaine.

Yeah, exactly. But best thing about being on tour is being- Obviously not finger banging. Look at his finger. Being absolved of all the responsibilities of being at home, I think. It's kind of like being in some sort of fun jail. You only have so much time to yourself, but you do your push-ups.

Be careful, there was an accident over there. You have a good time. Push-ups. I'm getting the cane by our team. We gotta go low. Here's the deal. I'll be over here. The hockey game will be on in my green room.

I got two shows. You guys got one, right? Yes. So do you have to leave right afterwards? No. Okay. If you want to come over, we'll have some snacks, talk about Canada, see how we can get it going again.

And we'll switch Instagram and put on some TikToks and laugh. That sounds fantastic. And then we'll talk about Brian Mulrooney. The man, the legend. That's awesome. Well, gentlemen, thank you very much for having me. Good luck. Get out there, look at all those bitches waiting for you.

Is this thing even plugged in? Nope. Cheers, thank you. Be careful. Appreciate it, brother. All right. Thanks again, man, appreciate it. Go get him.

Good luck tonight, all right, we'll wrap it up. Remember, Philadelphia girls are very strong. They'll break your leg, yes, of course, you see. All right, appreciate it. Go get em. Good luck tonight, alright we'll wrap it up. Remember Philadelphia girls are very strong. They'll break your leg, yes. Of course, you've seen. Alright well that's the pod. Yes. Thank you so much Ian. What was the name of this band?

The Dilly Nuts? The Nilly Nilly. Nilly Nilly Nuts? Just Nilly Nuts? Dilly Bars. They were called the Dilly Bars. Hey check me out at the Full Charge Power Hour. Where the hell did everybody just come from?

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