Men At Work Podcast - Kyle Got the Eagles Sick Before the Super Bowl!

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

We're back and we're not two time Super Bowl Champs! Kyle and Matt recap the Super Bowl, Kendrick Lamar's Halftime Show, Kyle embarrasses himself in front of a Super Bowl winning QB at Media Day, and gets the entire team sick days before the big game. About Us: The Men At Work Podcast asks one question: What do you do for work? After that the conversation flows from there. We’ve met substitute teachers, Bangladeshi t-shirt moguls, a real estate broker tight with LeBron James, and more. And we’ll record anywhere. Random sidewalks during an eclipse, a baseball game, a bar crawl, casino, and more. We like to find out what people do for a living. If you want us to come to your event email us at: [e-mail] Episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cEdf7VhG36w?si=sbvIHR3AWcp9FMW9If you want more bonus content from every episode check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/menatworkpod*If you subscribe to the Patreon consider subscribing on a desktop or website or an android device, NOT THROUGH iOS (Apple) APP. Apple takes 30% of every month you're subscribed (yea they suck). Follow Us:The Pod: https://www.tiktok.com/@menatpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/menatpod/Follow Matt: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattpeoplescomedyhttps://www.instagram.com/mattpeoplescomedy/Follow Kyle:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylepagancb/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kylepagancbFollow Vito: https://www.instagram.com/vito_visuals/?hl=en

Like that comet that's coming for us. I hope that thing fucking takes us out. We have a comic coming first You didn't hear about this. I'm a cerebral champion. Oh, yeah, you can't listen to stuff like that Dude, I don't know what's going on in politics. I don't know what's going on space I don't know what's going on In in the world right now. All I know is that i'm a fucking cerebral champion. You can't ever take that away from me Yeah, I mean it's it's been taken away. It's over. It's done. Yeah, dude I think this one I think this one is actually better than my first one You say you always remember your first but I remember my second way more. Why do you say that? Dude?

It was just awesome like I actually not a Tom Brady hater. So I never hated Tom Brady Yeah me so it was like and they won so much that it was like And at the time they weren't They weren't going for the three Pete. They've already won like four at that time. They beat us So there was the revenge factor, but I think it was really just like I always respected Bill Belichick I always read a Tom Brady always respected like Julie Nettelman and like him being able to have like white wide receivers Yeah, and winning six, you know titles and stuff this one with Patrick Mahomes and stuff There's just something about him. There's something about his family. I was really getting pissed off about Travis

Kelsey I was getting pissed off about all the Taylor Swift stuff I was getting pissed off with the rep thing I think was like the most that I was mad about that because about Travis Kelsey. I was getting pissed off about all the Taylor Swift stuff. I was getting pissed off with the ref thing, I think was like the most that I was mad about because all leading up to it, I was like, these fucking refs are gonna fuck us. Yeah, that opening call in AJ Brown. And I'm not as involved in football as you are, but I hear all the ref shit and I saw that and I was like,

wow, it really does happen that egregiously. Oh dude, so like I'm obviously in an apartment. I had to close the bedroom door that lines up to my neighbors because I was dropping hard Fs, hard Fs. I was afraid that it was gonna be a slur that was gonna come out of my mouth by the time. If that's how we were starting on the first drive, I was like, everything is on the table.

It's a good thing you watched at home. Was it just you? It was just me. Just solo with the lady? Solo with me. You are an insane person. You're an insane person. I kicked her ass. You're an insane person. Oh dude, me, just butt cheeks,

right on the fucking ottoman. Sure. Just mumbling to myself. And it's like, sometimes I think to myself, like you know, now it's a job, Matty. Yeah, I know. Now sports are a job, Matty. It'll never be.

You can't be one of those guys. And it's just like, you do it every day, you clock in, you clock out, you try to be the best guy you can be. Yeah, you don't know. And you just kind of lose that passion, you lose that fire a little bit. You have not. And then you clock in, you clock out, you try to be the best guy you can be. Yeah, you don't know. And you just kinda lose that passion, you lose that fire a little bit. You have not.

And then you get a fucking Super Bowl, you get the fingertips on a Lombardi, and you're like, this is more. This is more than just a fucking job. And now I'm a two-time Super Bowl champion. No one can take that away from me. I don't like you keep saying you are a Super Bowl champion. Did you not see the Voodoo video?

Actually, you know what? Bringing that up, I might say you are kind of a Super Bowl champion You are a voodoo witch You had what you get fired from your old corporate job you get into content creation and then you end up all roads lead to voodoo Which by the way, Papa's are says hi Vito Yeah, yes, he's the man dude says hi Vito. Oh yeah? Yeah. He's the man. Dude, just me, a toothless witch doctor and the security of the of the Philadelphia Eagles. That video of you like somewhat nervously because a lot of the people like would think that you're like enjoying the bit of it that you're like oh yeah I'm doing voodoo. I watched you and I feel like I know you well enough to be like he's taking that for real

genuinely serious now. I was nervous yeah I was definitely nervous. I watched you and I feel like I know you well enough to be like he's taking that for real genuinely serious Now I was nervous. Yeah, I was definitely nervous. I was serious. I was nervous. I was praying to st. Anthony st. George Oh goon I was praying to he was throwing other saints out there. I think he said Peter I was like fuck that guy He wasn't here with us when we were when we're going 16 and 2 I'm not praying to him this time Peters are rock Dude, he's the rock of the Catholic. No, he had Michael. He had Oh goon and he had st. Anthony. Sure, and I'm not Dance with the ones who brought you here and those three brought me here and oh goon shout out. Oh goon You it looked like you do it indoors. They clean it up after by the way Oh, the when you poured the little Captain Morgan or whatever that there is that inside of a place hell no, dude He pop it. Yeah, it's inside of a place. Why'd you pick the stickiest liquor?

He likes brown liquor. I was told stick bring money for Ogun and bring brown liquor. I just would have thought he'd be upset that you picked one of the most stickiest liquors that have ever. I watched you pour that and I just kept thinking about the mess that is really good. I'm like a Jameson or something like local to you. You're like, you think the fucking doc, the witchy spirit wants some Irish fighting whiskey.

No, I'm talking about the Oguni's dude or whatever. I'm saying like this dude's a Haitian spirit. Oh, OK. He's crushing Irish boxing liquor. I think he's at least looking like, well, somebody's going to have to mop that up. And it's probably one of my Haitian guys that's still alive. That's that's place. No, pop is our shout to him. He was like, yeah, I'll I'll make sure I switch everything around make sure we light the candles

The right way we position them the right way I'll make sure we clean everything up blah blah blah so that the I had dark spirits on my side So the Eagles could like prosper. Yeah, and we won fucking what I what I text you for the game Yo, hello Kyle, what are you doing? Yo. Hello Kyle. What are you doing? Nothing. Sitting here watching the game, smoking some thrive.

Are you alone? Wazzaaa. Wazzaaa. Who's that? Yo pick up the phone. Wazzaaa. Wazzaaa. Yo Keto, pick up the phone.

Yo. Wazzaaa. What you doing son? I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game.

I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. I'm just watching the game. KIDO! PICK UP THE PHONE! YO! WHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT You said what do you think about this game? You did, what is it, 31? 31-10. Well your public prediction was 31-10, but then you got a little conservative and said 31-17. Yeah, I did concede 31-17. You did give up a little bit, but I do appreciate that. I mean, I guess we're just gonna fucking dox each other, our private conversations. You asked what did I text you? What are you talking about?

You fucking dick. You asked me what did I text you? Trying to fucking prove a point that I know ball and you're just killing me. I think you know ball. I did have have and this is gay to talk about your bets But I did have Eagles plus Minus nine and a half and it might be the greatest gambling when I've ever made in my entire life. Yeah, that's kind of enormous, dude Yeah, betting because that's crazy. Most people wouldn't bet on the team. They're rooting for so winning money and winning the Super Bowl

Yeah, yeah, I don't believe in jinx. Are you jinx guy? Yeah, cuz I had everybody in my comments being like voodoo very very bad And then we also beat we beat Travis Kelsey's fucking face and in written house square. Yes, all that yada There's a brand deal. So I wasn't in love Yeah, that was a big buzz a big negative one, but people were just like I don't like the karma I don't like the vibes of this and like shut the fuck up You were getting close up That was a big negative one. But people were just like, I don't like the karma. I don't like the vibes of this. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Shut up. You were getting close to like some like,

I was like, if the next video involves like ox blood being spread over top of your doorframe, then I'm like, I'm gonna have to make a call to Kyle. Dude, I danced with the devil and I defeated him in the pale moonlight. And you sold your soul and look at you now. That's fine. I'll sell my soul for another championship, dude.

There is nobody I am happier for than Jalen hurts Yeah for that guy and not even with it starting on the Eagles for that guy just to take All the bullshit from everybody nationally locally in out every which way Saying they can't win with them saying that it's all Say Sean Barclay's team saying it's all the guys that they build around them it's all the defensive line and for him to win the Super Bowl MVP and still just be Jalen Hurts like I he should have shined that bad boy up turned it sideways and stuck it up everybody on ESPN's ass that dude is going to be a Hall of Fame quarterback

and he's going to win another Super Bowl. Might not be with the Eagles, but that guy's a leader of men, he's a fucking winner, and I love him. Like I don't usually like love athletes. Wow. Cause I'm always like, dude, I'll be here long after you are. Wow.

Like I like the team. I'm kinda- Jalen Hurts is my guy forever. I'm pretty surprised that's your guy you be here long after you are. Wow. A guy like the team. I'm kinda- Jalen Hurts is my guy forever. I'm pretty surprised that's your guy you're putting your fucking flag in the sand for. Dude, Jalen Hurts is the guy in Philadelphia right now. Oh, 100%. 100%.

Yeah, well, maybe Saquon, but I guess Jalen is more- Exactly, see, here we go, here's the haters again. Guy wins CIRBO fucking MVP. How's the hater, dude? You're a hater. Did the voodoo spirit get inside of you? Did they lock up Saquon? They locked up Saquon, they said Jalen Hurts beat us,

and what did he do? He fucking destroyed them. He was pretty fast. Defensive line played really well too. Defensive line, the defense was literally laughably good that entire game. But Jalen Hurts, I'll give it to you. That was huge for him,

especially because he's like a cool, sexy guy. If you're a cool, sexy guy who also wins, you can do just about, he might run for president in like 10 years. The most racist Eagles fan would let him come home to with his daughter. Yeah, yeah, I think that's exactly right Yeah, that's how you know like he's Martin Luther King playing quarterback

Trying to find his Martin Luther Queen. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he has it Brianna Barrow. She's hot. Does he have a hot wife? Yeah, I don't know if they're I don't want to I don't want to put his business out there I don't know if they're married yet might be out of wedlock. They do have a kid. Sure. I'm all for it It's 2025 look at you stepping up for your boy. Like I won't I won't make him seem like he's like I'll defend him to I'll defend him. I'll defend him to the to the end of this world. I am stunned to find out this is your guy. Like obviously he was incredible and that was an insane three week stretch for him.

But like, wow, he wasn't even that great in that three week stretch. It was a Saquon. It was the defense. Yeah, true. But again, he went toe to toe with Pat Mahomes, two straight server server balls and he out bowled Pat Mahomes without the fucking side father and that's slippery As feeling cerebral 57 who I hope the worst things happen to the side father. I want his head on a fucking spike So I should be a two I should be a three-time Super Bowl champion without him Jaylen Hertz has two cereals right now Yeah, and the first one the one before this was even better. He was an unbelievable Yeah, yeah, he was a fucking you should have won MVP that game too even after losing you have to lose Yeah, yeah, cuz Pat Mahomes in that good in that one either in the second half

Oh and Patrick and Pat Mahomes having to Having to pad his stats at the end there. Yeah. Oh, of course he did. Yeah, of course he did The Nikola Jokic at the end the NFL they're calling him. damn. I'll get my little dig in we'll get in out of the NBA How was your how was your how was your cerebral? How was your week leading up to were you ever nervous? How was your cerebral day? What are you doing for the parade? What have you been doing in the last two weeks? I guess we we probably should say hi to everybody I apologize for skipping out on you guys, but I'd bigger fish to fry bigger fish to fry being the Lombardi trophy Which I won I keep telling people you're on Birthright that you went to Havertown.

I didn't even get that. What the fuck is that? Birthright. I have no idea even what Havertown is. Is that a place? Yeah dude, Delco. Birthright is when you like when you travel to Israel as a Jewish person. Oh for real? Yeah so I was giving you Birthright. I guess I mean I am Irish so I mean Delco a lot of Irish guys are in Delco so technically I was I was in Birthright I mean we got an Italian Irish sch over here Vito left at it when I said it Yes, you are You don't know what birthright is. Yeah If you like voodoo, you're gonna love the Jews, dude

Yeah, why they gave magical powers and they control a lot of stuff do they from my understanding? I don't know. It's not true I can't verify birthright you go over to Israel. Yeah, to Israel. Do they pay for it? Do you pay for it? I think like somebody pays. I mean, it's obviously discounted. Somebody always pays. And there's a big discount, I can tell you that much. Wow. I can't believe I've never heard of birthright.

Explain it to me. You keep coming after me. Why don't you explain it to me? My loose understanding is like if you live in somewhere outside of Israel, predominantly from, I think it's the United States, you fly over to Israel and they give you like a tour of like the Holy Land and why you're obligated and you get to have access to this land. They show you all the cool shit. Yes, for the Jays.

It's like going to a conference for your work. It's like going to any conference. It's all Jewish people, yeah. So here's where we have all the baklava and you can have it here and you have to leave soon. It's all Jewish people. Yeah. So he is where we have all the baklava and you can have it. He is. You have to leave soon. You know.

Yeah. OK. It's a good. And they just pay. They pay for it. You just say like, hey, here's where here's where we got the Gazans. Here's the West Bank.

They love the West Bank. That's ours. Depends on who you ask. Yeah. That's why they like the West Bank. They love banks. This is going to be a hard rock Gazan five years when Trump gets his hands on it. This is going to be a water park.

Yeah, this one's going to be like a boardwalk. This is going to be like a horrific casino with a buffet inside of it that nobody likes. Yeah. But yeah, you were on your birthright. But I did. I watched the Super Bowl. I had an epiphany. I love my family so much. They're good people. Great people even. But they're like the Jews of my family. Whatever. So I, my sister invited me over to watch the game at her house and with friends or without friends of hers sister, her husband, my niece, mom, dad. Okay. Great setup. Okay. But then I, none of them are Eagles fans. Yeah. Your dad being a Vikings fan. I don't give you enough shit for that. He, that's, what an idiot.

Do you think he needs any shit for that? He's been tortured for 45 years. What an idiot. And he made the choice. When did he do 38 to six when we beat his ass in the NSE Championship game? I watched the game at my parents' house in the first quarter, I made fun of them,

and then my dad was like, this is just always what happens. I watched how dejected he was, and I was like, all right guys, do we have to run up the score? I mean, this is like, I've started to feel genuinely sad watching the game with them. It's funny because Cass was like the other day, she was like, so like everybody's won a cerebral trophy before I go, Oh babe, sit down. I sort of rattle them off like this going out.

They think it's a fucking participation trophy, dude. There's only been 59 of them. Yeah. I mean, girls don't have the best questions about sports but they also put you in an existential crisis where like after they won my girlfriend was like yeah but they're gonna play it next year I'm like that's Doug Collins did you hear Doug Collins is like if it's the ultimate game why are they playing again next year you see meek male was like congratulations the Eagles United States champion shut the fuck up meek Mill were world champions yeah go back to Diddy brother you put you put the fucking eat birds against Ireland's best against France's best Africa's United States champion. Shut the fuck up, Meek Mill. We're world champions. Yeah, dude. Go back to Diddy, brother.

You put the fucking birds against Ireland's best, against France's best, Africa's best, Uganda's best, Antarctica's best. He's like that dork Olympian guy. Yeah, who said like, yeah, they're not world champions. We would dust any fucking country's 22 best, 53 best. Maybe sans soccer, but who cares about soccer at all? No, I'm just saying football. We're talking football.

We're talking man's sport. Oh, yeah, dude. I'm on the count. We're talking B football. Yeah, football. Who even plays? Americano. Can you imagine playing like fucking 52 Eastern European?

It'd be good. 52 British dudes? They'd be like, oh, dog, dog. Oh, no, mate. He's coming up here. Yeah. Hey, no, he's coming around the ball Yeah. He's coming around the ball tight. Hey, why I older? Yeah. I would fucking knock 52 British dudes.

I think I could be at least 42 of their 52 British dudes. There's no, what you don't think you could be using you beat up 42 British dudes. Yeah. No, a hundred percent. They're crazy. They have no access to guns. Oh, so you're bringing a gun to them? No, but they don't know that. They know I'm American. They're going to worry about a gun at any moment. Every time I go like, like if they go to hit me, they hit me too hard. I'll be like, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, no, he's going forward. Back up, mate. They're Australian for some reason. Yeah, dude. The threat of the gun is better than the gun itself. God, I have a strict rule.

If you've got a British accent and you've got cauliflower, I will not fight you. Yeah, you're thinking of Irish people. No, I think they're all well, my I almost said something very, very dastardly, so I won't say it. Let me just let it. I won't say it. You're a Super Bowl champion two times over. Yeah, but this is above the Super Bowl

Oh, wow, what I was about to say, okay Yeah, I just I don't the British they got nothing to lose they have tons to lose No, not really. What do they have to lose? What are the British? What what do the British have? History and if you beat them this badly that adds to their what they think is an illustrious history. They're a country of losers. They used to own like half the world. The sun never set on the British Empire. And now it does, bitch.

Yeah, it sets pretty quickly and it's very rainy. You went from being one of the greatest powers of all time to being, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, we're gonna go to fucking Liverpool today, and we're gonna see Tottenham, and we're gonna go fucking like, like that's all they have.

Yeah, but then they can spin it pretty well. They're like, when you try to brag about being American, they're like, we made you. Yeah, you don't have fucking free healthcare, dude. It's like, yeah, dude, I understand. It's kind of a double-edged sword. Yeah. Like I also don't, I don't think people should, you're not fucking free health care, dude. It's like, yeah, dude, I understand. It's kind of a it's kind of a double edged sword. Like I also don't I don't think people should, you know, spend 500000 hours on cancer treatment. But I also don't think that I should have to wait for 10 doctors just to get them all removed.

Yeah. So it's kind of like, you know, oh, that's the old school argument. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. I don't even know if that's right. I like it. British people have health care when they're like, yeah, you know, I have you've got to pay for your health care I think they're saying it the parents are sorry pounds dumb as hell. They left Brexit dorks go back into the EU They're fucking governed by a woman Yeah, true, but they're not France as Lee at least they're not France which hold we can get in this at some other point

I know we have a lot to cover here getting I think women are very strong except for this new Do you see sorry we're jumping all over the place, but, did you see this How to Get Away with Murder? She was in it, Black Woman. Whoopi Goldberg? No, no, other Black Woman. Is there another one? Olivia, no.

Michelle Obama. Well, she kind of reminds me of Michelle Obama, but there's this new Amazon Prime movie coming out. It's where they're all at the G20 Summit, and the guy from Anthony star he's from another Amazon movie another Amazon TV series with the Supes the superheroes I watch all the time. I should know this the boys. He's one the boys Okay, and he's a terrorist in it and he takes over the G20 summit. This is on the trailer that reads today and

Michelle Obama looking lady is the she's the president at the time which I think strong leader strong black leader woman gave to me all day well I'm like okay cool sounds like a good premise sounds a good premise yeah all of a sudden like 45 seconds into the trailer she's basically taking down these terrorist guys with like FBI training tactics too much yes it's always like it always anytime there's like some kind of strong female leader. It always goes to Maria. You did too much.

Yeah, I don't think I don't think Obama. I don't think Donald Trump. I don't think JFK. None of them. If a terrorist coming in the G20 summit and they were going after them could take them down with green beret Delta Force tactics. Yeah, I mean, of course not. We do RNA love.

I was in, I was in for a little bit. And you can follow the example. We already have a strong black female leader. It just ended up being Donald Trump. Donald Trump has all the same qualities of like an intimidating black woman because like they roast you in ways that you're like, oh, I don't like that about me. They're, and they're like funny and they're quick and everybody loves them. And if Donald Trump called me baby, I'd like yeah they love fast food yeah yeah they're with the South

African mm-hmm yeah I think that's our first strong one yeah but let me say so I was so back to the soup the soupy-doop the soup-roney and cheese I had I had a running theory were we talking about soup again yeah soup sorry sorry to bring back but I was supposed to watch it at my sister's house. And none of them are Eagles fans. And I just ran through what- Who's your sister and mother root for? My mom's a Giants fan.

My sister thinks football's for people who can't read. What does your sister do for a living? Nurse. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. So I just went through the stages. I went through the stages of them reacting to to me because I was a pump for the game

Okay, I knew I was gonna act out so I just thought about the idea of like I'm sitting there none of them actually care Yeah, we ordered food there the eight they're tired the game started. They're just kind of sitting and just waiting for it to be done the minute I yelled the TV my sister's gonna hit me with like Generational trauma how I used to be as a kid. She'd be like, you've had anger issues your entire life. Oh, really? I don't want that in the first quarter. The worst is when it's like, Matt, you know, like this doesn't really matter in the grand

scheme of things. That would, that would drive me up a fucking wall. She's like, do you need to scream? The baby's sleeping. There's 126 million people. Okay. People care about this. Can we just have this please? Do you realize like what's happening in the Middle East and

you're worried about this yeah yeah it's like no I don't care and then I'm getting fucking nailed with that out of the gate and then my mom my mom is a my mom is a get a mom yeah where she looks at her phone and every 20 minutes she looks up and goes get them back down that's good my mom was a get a mom on the sidelines I hated it yep she's a get a mom on the sidelines. I hated it. Yep, she's a get a mom. She's a one team wanted it more.

They don't even care mom. How about we diagnose a cover two and we learn? But then if she did that, I'd be like, I don't know if a cover two is easy. Well, it's true, but like, I mean, you've been a get a woman for 20 some, 30 some odd years of your life. How about we understand a two, two, one press?

Yeah. Two, three zone maybe that we need. She's got no time. How about show principles? You understand a two to one press? Yeah. You know, two, three zone maybe that we know about show principles. You ever think about that? Just get them maybe we say, hey, trap them in the corner. Or hey, don't let them go baseline. Shift your feet. Get on the get on the fucking baseline. Take a charge and we're going the other way. You'd think mom people's has too much to do. She's too busy. She's too deep in the Blake Lively rhyme round stuff.

She's not looking at that. My god, I have to listen to one more fucking sleepy voice TikTokker talk about Blake Lively and Justin Balboni, I'm going to jump off the roof of my apartment. Yeah, I hit my quota pretty quickly. I can only deal with sexy people having issues with each other too long. But then again, we're coming back. That's your sister. Where it's like, do you know what's going on in the Middle East right now?

Yeah, she's going to my mom. So now we've hit a triangle of people just kind of going after one another. And then all the while, my poor father is just sitting there with his arms crossed, laying on the couch being like, I can't wait to be fucking dead, dude. He's just, he's like, God, with the Vikings,

he's got a fucking defensive line for the first time in 40 years. He's bringing up Dante Culpepper. I'm like, Dad, come on, bro. He's like, Matty, let me tell you this. If they didn't put Dante Culpepper. I'm like, Dad, come on. It's like he's like, Maddie, let me tell you this. If they didn't put Dante Culpepper on Madden 2000, we would have been in that fucking Super Bowl. He's just breaking out three black quarterbacks ever.

You realize what I'm telling you, buddy? Only three ever. Yeah. The odds I've been through with my man. Chris Carter, Dante Culpepper and we'd Randy fucking Moss. Yeah. My dad was stuck with who's the dude? Who's the boy? Yanke? No, the most reek Kirk. My dad was a Kirk guy. Of course. It was a Kirk guy. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, wait wait anglo-saxon. He has no issues Yeah, your dad hated Joe Webb

He hated Joe Webb. Perhaps. He hated, God, who else Vito? Remember, he probably loved Brett Favre. No, he didn't like Brett Favre. Devarish Jackson. He hated Devarish Jackson. He hated the gene commercials. Yeah. It's crazy.

All our best have. He said Brett had too many gene commercials. Too many commercials, my dad would always say. Okay, so he probably hates Kelsey right now. like a lot of people hate Jason Kelsey right now He's so disinvolved with anything other than his own Minnesota Viking suffering that he's like whatever So what'd you do? Did you stay at the party? Cuz now I'm like cuz I'm not a big cerebral party guy I like cerebral party with at least Three close friends once you get the four once you get the five if you're going like someone that's like like the girlfriend's friends

Are you going someone who's like two? Two generous like two what's it six degrees two degrees of separation. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm like. I don't want to talk about Saquon Barkley with Jimmy from accounting over the dip. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it I'm not saying that I know ball ball but I know this guy doesn't know ball I know he I know he doesn't. Yeah, I know his his conversations are very surface level. They're at the water cooler every single day. Yeah, like he's he reads the headlines like I don't want to do the headline guy. I don't want to

talk with surface level guy over over the Buffalo chicken dip. I don't want to you know, talk about the commercials and everything else. My team is in it. I just want to like I want to watch ball. And I just want to fucking scream and yell at the TV and not be is in it. I just wanna like, I wanna watch ball and I just wanna fucking scream and yell at the TV and not be judged for it. So that's why like, I'm not a big cerebral party guy. The last cerebral party I've actually been to

was 20 to three, it was Falcons versus Patriots. Oh, that one ruled. That one was awesome. Yeah. And that was a good group. That was a good group, had a little bit of a dip guy, but shut him out pretty quickly. I bet on that game and my bet didn't go through. I bet on the, I swear to God nobody believes

me, I bet on the Patriots when they were down like 21 to 3. That was like the first year of like betting was like legal too. Wow. I was at Rowan University in New Jersey, one of the first legal gambling states. I did my homework for a little bit after that bet by the way. Nobody wants to talk about that. We had like 15 people in my apartment and I was hammered. I was like, I gotta submit something real quick. And all my buddies were talking shit because they were like, you said Tom Brady's

greatest quarterback of all time, look at him now. Watching that with little bit, like little football knowledge that I had, especially at that time. And my friends who were like big football guys and big Eagles fans who hated Tom Brady. If somebody killed me with a gun to death that night, I would be like, yeah, of course. I was such an annoying, I remember one point

I stood on the coffee table and I kept pretend jerking off with a Miller light can and they're like, you don't even know what's happening. And I was like, you don't know what's happening, the greatest is here. Just cause you said Tom Brady's coming back. You had no idea. No clue.

That was everybody with the Johan Dotson first touchdown score. Oh, it was brutal. Everybody that went to Penn State been on Jahan Dotson first touchdown score. And it would have been the most annoying thing. Cause again, I don't want to be with that guy who has 17 parlays at the moment. Yeah.

And be like, I actually had Jahan Dotson first touchdown score. I was like, dude, you had the entire board first touchdown score. And you were just hoping to come out in the green. But the guy who put his sole bet on like dots in first touchdown, what a heartbreaker, dude. What a heartbreaker.

Fuck that guy, because he went to Penn State. Fuck Penn State. Yeah, but just think about if he's a good boy from old Penn State and he's like, he's in, he's in. And then they show that replay, the knee is immediately down. I was like, multiple. Oh man. Made me so happy.

So did you stay at the party or did you venture on? So we leave the party. I had a responsible two beers at my sister's house. I say get the shit out of my fucking face. I got a drive. Were you before after the coupe pick six? This is before the game started. I went there pregame. You did you pregame? I knew I knew it was happening. Yeah, yeah. Still hungover. How fast did you get into it where you were like your sister's like you're on my last

nerve. It didn't quite happen. I just knew if I stayed and watched the game there This is exactly what it'll look like so I was like let me just hit out dude. Yeah, man growing Yeah, I just wanted to see my knees. I miss my little babies so drive over to the taproom taproom bar and grill Shouldn't say that but whatever that's fine the lady works there, so I was like I'll go drink for free for five hours Got sat next to to me This is the perfect guy that I could be sat next to if I'm watching the bar basically by myself my girlfriend Was behind the bar I could talk to her well. Yes packed out DJ going hey DJ in between fucking commercials and shit shut up really oh my god

We shut up during the game or in between commercials during the game in between commercials every and shit, shut up. Really? Oh my God, shut up. During the game or in between commercials? During the game, in between commercials, every touchdown, fly equals fly, the same horse shit you hear at like- I disagree. What? You're not gonna watch the commercials at the bar.

I don't wanna watch the commercials, I also just don't wanna hear like, ba ba ba, da da da da da da, every time I'm just like trying to sit and relax. No, no, DJ's, I am pro DJ at bar. Okay. Yeah, for the ambiance. No, no DJs. I am pro DJ at bar. Okay. Yeah for the ambiance Yeah fucking idiot, but But I got sat next to there's a regular at the bar who just moved here from Scotland four years ago

The bro. Yeah, that's a man watching the national anthem with him. He was like these days is fucking gay Am I wrong for thinking that like national and those four games are gay national anthem with him. He was like, this is fucking gay. I was like, yeah, I know, dude. It's kind of not. Am I wrong for thinking that like national and those four games are gay? I think it's insane. I think flyovers are stupid. It feels weird. Is that on American? Should I be come a Brit? No, because the Brits do their own dumb stuff.

OK, I do think like, like, did you see like when we were like taxing taxing Canada and shit, they were all booing us before the they're booing the national anthem Canada's who gives a fuck but Canada though they're the last people they're this close they're this close I won't say anything else Canada if you're listening you're fucking this close to yeah all right so keep it up you got on the Hoosiers the Hoososiers? I got nothing else. I'm just saying. I'm just mentioning.

You want the 25% tariffs? I'm just saying Canada, you're getting a little lippy. They are getting a little lippy for literally 30% of their country being uninhabited. You guys are so us that you just started saying a couple words wrong, just so you sounded like a little bit different. That's true. And your immigration policy is a little bit better. But besides that.

The immigration policy is... All right, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna talk to you. But yeah, dude, I'm not a national anthem guy before the game. I just don't understand it. Especially like, they're so dime a dozen, like the Chris Stapleman one from two years ago, that was pretty great.

But the Baptiste one where he's just doing like, and the home of the brave, and the home of the brave, and the home of the brave, it's like, dude, wrap this shit up, we got a game to play. Yeah, and also the way he did it. It just I felt racist watching it I don't know why it just felt like a very cartoonish so funny These guys are about to fucking literally kill each other They're about to get into a car crash every time they tackle each other gouging underneath the pile

They're smacking each other and each other's dicks Like they want to tear these guys limb from limb and we just have this frilly gay guy singing the national anthem before the game. That's exactly what I watch. And I was like, this doesn't really fit here. This feels weird. Yeah. And well, I was in the Dome, so that didn't happen this year. But then we're going to have like this bomber B12 that just got done in Sudan, like bombing children and stuff.

Just fly over. Hopefully that like nobody nobody presses the bad button. Like what is someone like, do they equip those shit with bombs when they fly them over and stuff? Like, what if someone accidentally slips? What if they spill their coffee on the red button and someone in section 132 is now gesundheit is now done? Year three Trump's term, they're going to start flying nukes over top. I'll say one thing, the Army, Navy game, when the Blackhawks fly over.

That's cool as fuck. True. Again, I just watched Blackhawk down. Those boys come down pretty easily, alright? And when they come down, they spin and they don't know where they're going. Dude, all to respect the Blackhawks, they're having a tough month. They're having a tough month right now. I don't need Blackhawks, B-2 bombers, planes, jets, all this stuff, flying over 80,000 people and then potentially having a malfunction.

Yeah. And you're just now West Philly is gone. Dude, think of the alternative. Four more years of Biden, they start doing hot air balloons going over the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's like we're going to do more green energy. There's fucking I mean, there's already fucking windmills on top of the Eagles. Yeah. And they're already gay green energy already. You got to be careful. Yeah. Hot air balloons with dudes with like how people used to wave goodbye to ships in the 20s, like

they're like anger chips in a circle. We got fucking like jets flying on renewable energy. It's a guy. I know the Marines went gay. My last thing I'll say, and this made me laugh at my head, but the whole thing with the Blackhawks, like the Blackhawk crashing into the plane. Yeah. Trump immediately was like, it's because of diversity, like we have too much diversity. But I like to think that he found out it was a Blackhawk and he's like, should have been a Whitehawk. Should

have been a straight Whitehawk. That's so funny, because then like, then like, speaking of DEI, a white cornerback catches a pick six in the Super Bowl and runs it back for a touchdown. He's like, I've always said this D.I. is good. This D.I. is for the people. Cooper DeJohn. He's got a name early. That pussy. Yeah, of course it and we paid for it. And they're like, we got to cut. I'm not going to die. We got to cut spending. No, no, no.

I mean, he fucking left early because he had Patrick Mahomes and he had Any any these boys of patch apparently he was in Patrick Mahomes a suite and like Brittany Mahomes is like Was like on record that she like voted for like fuck you dude leaving the cerebral early. Fuck you. Who are you Mark Walberg? That's a weird one that Brittany Mahomes thinks that she needs to announce that she voted for Donald Trump gives this shit what Brittany Mahomes wants Announced that she voted for Donald Trump gives this shit what Brittany Mahomes wants That's true, that's true they get Right. Oh my god, good pool. Good pool Vito

That was early. Also also the the Taylor Swift stuff. Why are they bullying her? It's because she's because the the fucking stadium was majority Eagles fans Yeah, and she's rooting for the chiefs. Yeah. Everyone's like, these men are such garbage. Like you just don't like a woman enjoying sports. She's elevating the sport. It's like, shut the fuck up. She's wearing red. I see red. I fucking boo. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's kind of yeah, it's like if Hitler was at like the Olympics and like Los Angeles and he's like, why are the beings so mean to me? Why does everything have to be a dissertation on something? Speaking of dissertations, I can't believe it's we've taken fucking 30 minutes to get into this halftime show. Enough of the messaging. Just play the fucking hits.

And I know we're Drake guys, we're on record saying we're Drake guys and everything. I'm more of like, hey, he's kind of getting murdered right now. You're still backing the boy up and it's like the 12th round and he's getting KO'd in the corner right now. But like, dude, that halftime show sucked. And it's okay to say it sucked. And it was only good when Not Like Us came on. The first four or five songs, I forgot him. And then I think he played TV off or Squabble Up, or he was about to play Not Like Us for the first time, and then he did a whole thing, everything. He opened with the beat from Not Like Us.

So then I kind of perked up, and then he played two other songs, and then he finished with Not Like Us. I got Uncle Sam, Sam Jackson saying shit throughout the, I'm like, enough with the fucking messaging. Just fucking play the bops Yeah, and let's do it and and all the Kendrick fans and I'll let you go to second all the Kendrick fans like well You know 126 million people watch Super Bowl, but 133 million people turned into the halftime show a fucking course

They did it was the biggest story of the summer. It was back rat beef was back He's the most streamed artist in Spotify history in one month. Of course, it raised up for people who don't wanna watch Super Bowl but wanna watch a halftime performance. It's a whole other faction of fans. But it's just like, dude, just play the fucking hits.

I mean, I guess being an Eagles fan and stuff, I was like, just get back to the game, please. I'm also freaking out. I'm like, we're about to witness a 28 to three comeback right now. I'm like, yeah, it was kinda hard to care. I'm like we're about to witness a 28 to 3, you know Come back right now. Yeah, it was kind of hard to care. Yeah, I'm like watching Kobe speeches being like jobs not finished I'm just I'm literally mo I'm like mumbling in the in the house walking around being like jobs not finished jobs Not finished like I'm in the fucking locker room Unhinged I was yeah, you're the Drake guy and everything. So I actually think Drake came out looking

Fine. I thought it was gonna be 13 minutes of just nail in the fucking coffin for this guy Well, I think my only thing was that like if it was like Kendrick play the hits They would be six minutes and 25 shot go by and they'd be like, oh he's out. That's that's it He did them all he could have played good kid mad city and it would have been one of the greatest Performers of all time. Yeah, if only he would have played a song from 15 years ago, would he have really gotten them? This is my issue, dude. That's a classic album, stop this shit.

The people who like this stuff. You're the same guy who still listens to October's very, what was his first one? I don't listen to anything. I listen to my girlfriend's heartbeat to make sure she's still alive and then I keep it pushing, dude. You still, what's, yeah, he still listens to Take Care. Maybe. Hard to tell, I'll have to check in.

Which is a great album. I'll get back to you guys, perhaps. Yeah, because it's got good music. Here's what it is. The guy who was the pothead, galaxy brain guy, who explains stuff to you like, Whoa, I actually thought about this.

Have you ever taken it this way? He never knows he's that guy. So it just so happens that there's an artist who has tricked people into thinking they're smart because they think that way. And now he's accumulated a lot of fans who have that perspective of like, you're actually not really seeing what he's doing. And I'm like, Oh, is it about the exploitative nature of capitalism that dates back to the exploitative nature of slavery? Is that what he's talking about?

Again? Yeah, we get it. We totally understand. It's bad. I agree with you. Oh, well, there's people dressed like the American flag. That's another symbolism of the, the exploitative nature of slavery. On a video controller. That means like a controller control in the entire music industry. And it was like, dude, you can make a narrative out of slavery. He's dancing on a video controller. That means like a controller controlling the entire music industry. And it was like, dude, you can make a narrative out of anything. Yeah. And I mean, the first thing like the whole I mean, Samuel L. Jackson, I have weird couple of facts.

So basically he was Uncle Sam. Yeah. And that's because he was part of like a big activist childhood growing up. He was actually a pallbearer for Martin Luther King. Fun fact. So he was he of, did you say no? Oh yeah. I thought you said no. No it wasn't dumbass. He's like, he was Malcolm X.

He was the guy in Star Wars with the purple lightsaber, move on Ginger. But yeah, he was hitting these notes, but it sounds bad to say, it's bad. Black people were treated really poorly in the country. And there's still lasting ramifications from that. But if you're the guy who's being like, you don't get it, it's like, dude, I absolutely get it. Yeah, it's so I want it to be fixed.

But you know who's not fighting the system? The guy performing at the National Football League Super Bowl halftime show. I bet you he's not the one fighting the system. Perhaps he is the poster child of the system. The system is making you think it's not the system by putting out a guy who's like, look, he's against us. This is the counterculture against us. Right. You guys love this stuff. What do I know? I'm just right, dude. I'm so over the messaging. I feel like we just like, no more messaging.

Get Usher in there and play the fucking hits. Play yeah, okay? Bring out, bring out Dr. Dre, bring out Eminem, bring out 50 Cent, play the catalog that I grew up on in the early 2000s, all right? I want it, I want it, you give it to me. I'm just like, I'm so, I'm so annoyed by just like messaging. And it goes both ways. It goes with like the QAnon shit I'm so annoyed by just messaging.

And it goes both ways. It goes with the QAnon shit and the COVID stuff and everything. Do you see this? Do you see what they're? No, I don't because I don't think like that. I'm not gonna fucking spend my, I'm a cerebral champion. I'm not gonna spend my days just looking at

the little things and trying to, like I'm like Pepe Silva from Always Sunny, the Charlie Always Sunny episode, where the Pepe Silva, Pepe Silva. Channis, Channis! Like that's me. I'm like, there is no Pepe Silva. Because there is no Pepe Silva.

There never was a Pepe Silva. And you're dyslexic and it means Pennsylvania. And you know what? You're also dyslexic. I'm pretty good at nothing. Look, I totally... And it's the same thing. Like you're saying, it's both sides.

The conservative dudes who are like, I mean, Democrats ruled Twitter for 10 years. We're taking it back. It's like, so you're doing the bad stuff that you didn't like. Now you're just going to be the guys doing it. It's all these idiots. Everybody's dumb. Okay? That's what I've landed on.

But I was happy to see that most people did not give a fuck About that halftime show the shots in the crowd like some of the videos I saw they're like it's It's give me Don't don't wankster the wankster is is trying to he's trying to stick Of course you did he He's totally fine. No, it's not.

I could definitely see him. He was he was with his boys being like, damn, to me, it wasn't a Kendrick guy. Since people who was insane about it, the people who were genuine, that said they liked the performance to me, I was taking that as them being like, I like these songs, I could, there's a difference between like performance. I like these. I like TV off. I could there's a difference between I like like performance I like these I like TV off. I like squabble up I thought g and x was pretty good like as I know I hated on it at first that I went back and listen

I was like, you know what? These are pretty good. I like SZA and stuff and I was like, okay That was good. Was it generational like people really put like I thought I saw like one I think the athletic ranked it like top three Top three in the last ten years. they're just trying to they're saying Bring four Rihanna was ranked ten. I thought Rihanna sucked two years ago Did we not see Phil Collins in 2000 doing the Tarzan? I also saw a track. I also thought Prince sucked. He's awful. Yeah. Yeah People think that's the greatest one of all time Prince was awful Bruno Mars whether you hate him or not, dude The motherfucker can get it one up there. Katy Perry was good her year. Shakira and JLo, not my cup of tea,

but pretty good. They played what they played and stuff. JT and Janet. JT was alright, but I don't really remember that because the Eagles were in the cerebral. So I kind of just blacked everything out. Oh, I always forget that that was the same one. Holy shit. Yeah. Second best was 2022 with like Compton, LA. That one was awesome. Yeah. But did they not understand that by fucking doing that, you have such a pointed agenda. Do you think it's lost on us that there's that so clearly some fucking white dork who lives in Brooklyn, whose parents are both physicians is like, I actually just

love KDOT, man. He's actually just my guy, man. You just don't really get his stuff. Whoa, is that an A-minor necklace, bro? That's actually subtle and cool as hell. It's like, dude, you're so deeply trying to get pussy from a woman with short bangs. Leave us the fuck alone and do it on your own time. Shut up. You didn't like his bell-bottom jeans?

No. I mean, that's my biggest gripe. He didn't have the't like his his bell-bottom jeans No That's my biggest gripe he didn't have the ass to fill him out He turned around so many times and I'm like, let me just check and there was nothing back there Nothing filling out those Levi 512 jeans. Also Serena Crip walking is the funniest thing in the world. It's like dude Drake hit like Over unfortunately the bro and me was like still beat. Oh, 100%. But like, yeah, like you married the Reddit CEO.

Like you're a dork now. And then she's going home to her dork white husband who's like, why are you dancing? What is that dance, hun? What was that dance? You're like kicking your heels in the ground. Yeah. And then he's he he's, oh, he is, he is Brooklyn White dork energy. He is, you guys don't understand that like in 2013, how much she got in trouble for doing the Crip Walk

after she won the gold at the Olympics. And it's like, dude, you're doing, you're doing KDOT fan. And they all just have such incredible stories. I always respect the struggle of people, especially black people in low income circumstances, making it through all the obstacles and becoming superstars. And then they just do this holier than thou thing a lot of times in a lot of situations.

And it just is this weird thing. They're the dogs. I hope I didn't say anything too bad. I'm going back through my head. I don't think I think it was too bad, but it's just, God, it really rubs me the wrong way. I'll let the N word out. Leave it.

Fuck it, we'll do it live. It's new, dude. The Gulf of America's back. Oh my God, dude. The Eagles first U-Goal champion in the Gulf of America's history. Do you see that on Google Maps? Yeah, I'm going to go take a dip.

I'm going to go cross. I'm going to start. You know what we should start doing? Let's go cross the Mexican border Do we start getting in there? They're already doing it the Americans go to Mexico Inflation in Mexico City is insane right now. No shit. Yeah, dude. That's like seven dollars for a coffee because oh, yeah What's the white dorks are gentrified all the tech first went down in Mexico City and they're like oh season All the tech firms went down to Mexico City and they're like, Oh, she said, Dude, the Wangstas. Sorry. I had to push my face down.

Vito, have I said anything racist? Uh, no. The Wangstas. I don't think so either. You know the Wangstas and the Wangstas friends, the Colossal Wangstas, they were loving it. I know. They were loving it.

And as well they should. Everybody should enjoy their own music. Love it. The dude from, the guys from Ridley, who just like hate that they're born on like the white side of the tracks. They loved it. They loved it. They're like, God, dude, if we were on like, if we were on like 69th Street, God, we'd be so much cooler. Guys, we're so close. Instead, now we're living in a four-bedroom apartment off of Delaware Avenue in Philadelphia

$4,000 a month But man, dude wouldn't it be awesome if we were just slumming on 69th Street selling drugs on the corner now We all live in Fishtown and we have patchwork tattoos on our forearms And we wear Carhartt double-knee jeans. We smell like patchouli oil That was white guys arms and we wear Carhartt double knee jeans. We smell like patchouli oil. Leading into racism now. That was white guys. Because white guys. That's where Vito draws the line.

Just doing white characteristics is like, guys, we want to we want to cut that. We want to cut that, please. Yeah, we're definitely cutting the fucking hole in the outcome anyway. No, no, no, no. Stay strong. I'm not. We've been potted in two weeks. I've never stayed strong. We've got a lot of we got a lot of fucking takes.

We got to get off. Yeah, because you get me, dude. You purple, nerple me and you talk me into saying angry stuff about Kendrick Lamar every fucking week. Dude, I am. He just rubs me the wrong way. The look at smiling in the camera being like, say, Drake I hate it like I'm young. That's not cool. You got it, Miko. Him dropping the Sue line, that was good.

What did he do? He was like, we want to play this song, ooh, but we know they're like the Sue, oh no. Oh, okay. That was good. I didn't pick up on that. That was good. Also, his entire track list, which I bet against it, it leaked and it was the exact track list that leaked, even though they said it wasn't the real one. Which pissed me off because I bet against him playing DNA and Humble. And what did he

do? Played the second and third song. Yeah, I mean, because he has, you guessed it, six popular songs. He already played all right. He's got, stop it, I'm not doing this. The catalog is better than you give him credit for. It used to be. Shut up. Yeah, yeah. I tell you, I almost got the, I thought I almost got the eagle sick. True, yeah, you gave the flu gate, what happened? So I went to Texas two days before New Orleans, we were down there in New Orleans doing a

couple of brand stuff, which is so fucking, so fucking stupid. We went Saturday to Wednesday, and everybody gets there like Wednesday through Sunday. Oh my God. So it was like, imagine New Orleans, but like on a Monday. It's the most boring place in the world, and it's also kind of scary.

Really? Yeah, because when there's like thousands and people on Bourbon Street, like you don't really, well, I guess you kind of do feel, kind of scary. Really? Yeah, because when there's like thousands of people on Bourbon Street, like you don't really, well, I guess you kind of do feel, kind of feel unsafe now. Yeah, RIP. But like, we were down there in September, like when there's thousands of people down there,

like you never really feel unsafe. It's just people that are going in and out of bars. Everyone's really cool. Even like the homeless people aren't as crazy as they are up here. Yeah. They're kind of just like, just give me money. And you just be like, I don't have any. And they're like, OK, bye.

I got a grab a good on it. Or they try to sell you beads, but they're so strung out that like they'll just walk right by you and stuff. Yeah, but it's pretty sweet. It's actually sweet. Yeah. I know. Yeah. It's not like we were getting chased. Like I've gotten chased in Philadelphia before. Like, you know, I never really felt like scared. But when you're on Burbary Street on a Monday and there's like 20 people on Burbary Street it's a little scary you know I can see that but I mean the National Guard down there after

everything happened and everything there was dudes just with semi-automatic rifles just chilling on every single corner yeah they were just like barges that were like five feet high the hotel that we stayed in was where the chief stayed it was you couldn't get close to it nothing but you more it was crazy yeah security was nuts like they had to go in the back and everything and like dogs underneath little little like you know mirrors and stuff like underneath and everything oh yeah dude got the terrorist thing going on. Oh yeah dude, they were not fucking around on Berber Street. I mean, someone forgets to put their safety on and their fucking AR-15 goes off. That's what I'm saying dude.

Five people are dead. That's what I'm saying. And it's like, I love my National Guard. Thanks for all the boys and the servicemen fighting for this country. But you know, it's not always, it's the best and brightest. It's not always the best and smartest. It's the best and brightest of those available.

Exactly. And I will say, look, if you're in New Orleans and you're trying to showboat a little bit, you see like a sexy Cajun mama walk by, I'm gonna start doing some tricks with the gun. You wanna see my gun? I'm like, you wanna see how high it shoots up? You wanna check that out?

She'll be like, ah, well I say I like that. So anyway, so I'm like, so I go to Texas a couple of days a couple days And I we went after it and I was already sick a little bit once you know at my old age You start drinking a little bit more than you're used to done Smoked really so I'm on the plane. I'm like I'm like dying. It's like the achiness. It's the head stuff and everything I'm like here comes the flu here comes the flu and I got a fucking huge brand deal That I got a fucking do yeah Sunday in bed Monday in bed

Thank God because we didn't have to do anything told like well Tuesday ish and stuff But I had Tuesday I'd be Dom scheduled. Mm-hmm, and I was and my in my fucking cameraman because I didn't bring Vito this time Wasn't allowed to wanksta catch your fan Cause I didn't bring Vito this time. Wasn't allowed to. Wangsta, Kendrick fan. This guy's unbelievable. Disgusting. He of course puts it in my head being like,

you afraid of getting the boy sick? No. Like yeah dude, I'm afraid of fucking getting the boy sick. Vito would never ask you stuff like that. Would never. He would shut his fucking mouth. Vito would say my throat hurts cause I smoke weed. He would piss me off in another way.

He drank too much, I would have said the guy smoked too much. He would piss me off in another way He pissed me off another way so Monday rolls around media day, so I'm like dappin up like read blanket ship I'm dappin up like you know guys that work in the equipment because I knew some of those guys and stuff Yeah, well, that's fine. That's fine. I mean I'm right next to them. It's on video and So that that happens and then big Dom's the next day on Tuesday me and big Dom are talking obviously I'm still feeling it a little bit I'm sweating while we're at the voodoo joint and everything and I'm just like, please please please please don't be sick And then Wednesday rolls around it's like Jalen Carter not at media day dealing with flu like symptoms and I'm like

So, of course my buddy, the cameraman, is in our Slack chat at work talking to all the guys and everything being like, yeah, you know, Jaylen Carter a little sick, you know, Pagan was sick the entire time. Like, all right, can we not do this? Yeah, I haven't looked at it. I haven't looked at it.

I haven't looked at it. That's a big fucking pimple. It's unbelievable. That's a big pimple. I just caught, I watched your eyes divert as I looked towards you. And you've been scratching it so it's all fucking red. It's red because it's red.

It's getting redder. Yeah, it's getting the flu from you, dude. Sorry, go ahead. So anyway, so we get this. And then one of the dudes from the Slack chat tweeted, and he's got like 30,000 some followers, like I'm hearing Pagan got the eagle sick. And sick and I'm immediately I'm like dude can you shut the fuck up oh my god I'm like can you delete that shit I don't want that shit

out there you know sick Eagles fans are just in general yeah they were mad at me for the voodoo shit well they, they crucified you. They would fucking put me on the gates of City Hall. They'd crucify you on William Penn Statue. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Yeah. And thank God.

I mean, technically, and we know from Fauci, once you beat your sickness, you're technically the strongest guy your body has ever been. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jalen Carter gets over the flu and he fucking kills, he almost kills Patrick Mahomes, basically smacks him in the face on that strip sack.

Yeah. Again, I should be on a float on Friday is what I'm trying to say. Dude, you are, I can't believe you're a wet market. You are COVID. You were where COVID started, dude. Yeah. COVID wasn't created in a lab,

it was created in of, you know. Dude, I was sick as a dog. DoorDash, worst fucking humans in the world. So they never get an order right. But like, I gotta go back. Customer service sucks. Your anxiety of when you start to see that he's saying like, heard Pagan got everybody sick, you're actually thinking you may have gotten it. Are you like freaking freaking? Are you kind

of like, nah, no way. Well, I don't really give a shit if I got somebody sick or not. Don't be a pussy, it's the cerebral play through it. Yeah. But it's like, also, I got jobs to do. I gotta feed my family. Yeah.

I gotta do content. It's a great opportunity. Big Dom says no to Jason Kelsey's podcast. He says no to Pat McAfee interviews. Says no to part of my take, but he says yes to fucking me and Crossing Broad. That's insane. How did that happen? I got a buddy. I got I got I don't mind this I got a buddy who works on equipment that I used to play ball with in college and He's always been a really he's like, you know, we've been friends

He's followed crossing broad and stuff what I've done and everything and when me and Vito did the voodoo thing for the first time We we we offered up a Big Dom shirt. And I mean, I FaceTime with Big Dom. I've talked with Big Dom before, just always through him and stuff. And he got word to me that Dom would be interested in doing the Voodoo thing if they made it back to the servo since we'd both be down there.

Dude pulled up in the official Super Bowl 59 car. It was hilarious. What is it? What do you mean? It's just like a, it's like a, it's like a Cadillac Escalade with a Super Bowl 59 on the side of it. So it's like, if any, I mean, we're like,

Vito knows it's like, we're on a side street and everything, like it's in the middle of nowhere. But like some people, like it was like 10 in the morning, some people were like walking down the street, I think some were Eagles fans, or at least Big Dom, like that whole shit that happened on the sideline last year, he's now a mainstream figure. People know who he is.

So watching people turn around and Big Dom, and he's an opposing guy. He's like 300 pounds, probably like 6'4". Big dude. Yeah, you guys probably look like fucking Shaq and Kobe walking around together. probably like six four big dude. Yeah, you guys probably look like fucking Shaq and Kobe walking But like people see him outside this voodoo joint they're like Was that big was that big Dom or is that like a person in impersonating? Yeah, it's big Dom and little sub

So yeah, so I mean I was just like So yeah for so I mean, I was just like, so yeah, for about 48 hours, I was like, I'm gonna need Jalen Carter to get it the fuck together. And I saw a video of him going to one of like, Eagles fan group parties. I was like, I really clear. I'm good. That's huge. Wow.

I would be, you're a better man than me. I would be losing my mind. Dude, if you got Joel Lohan beat sick, you'd never be able to forgive yourself. If you never go to the finals. I wish he would fucking get sick, dude. Well, I know now, but like two years ago, Maddie, like 2018 Maddie with Jimmy Butler and Ben Simmons, say like you saw, like I saw him beat in club that year. Say like you had the flu and everything

and you were like, dap them up and you're like, oh my God. I mean, the guy's got flu-like symptoms. You already know his body. They all got gastrointestinalitis every two weeks. Yeah, I was gonna say. So it's like you're thinking about it and you're like, holy shit, I fucking got Joel Allen beat sick.

And the Super Bowl, dude. Oh my god. Did anybody mistake you for a, and I'm not saying this is a compliment. Go ahead. Did anybody think you were an athlete at any point? No, I was gonna do a Tanner McKee bit, where I was gonna pretend to be the third string quarterback

and hire security and walk around and be like, no pictures, no pictures, no pictures. But I think with, I'm glad I didn't do it, because first of all, there was nobody there. And I think with Eagles fans being down there, they probably would have known me. Oh, I got another one from I'm glad I didn't do it. Because first of all, there was nobody there. And I think with Eagles fans being down there, they would probably would have known me. Oh, I got another one from media day. Yeah. So can he pick it? The backup quarterback? Sure. known as small hands?

Of course. Oh, you probably fit right in with him, dude. You guys lock fingers. Let's shut the fuck up and let me finish this. And I hate that. It's very rude for you to say him in Donald Crump, dude. My hands are normal size. You want to go? You want to go toe to toe on the hands? That's okay, I just stayed. You wanna go toe to toe on the hands?

No, let's do it, no, no. If you're gonna call, if you're gonna be the big dog bark. I was just making a point. If you're gonna be the big dog bark. All right, let's see. Yeah, dude. Oh, wow.

It's actually not bad. No, no, no, you went a little higher. What are you talking about? Yeah, I could dwarf those things. A whole new world. Um, so I tweeted out that picture on the Hard Rock. By the way, that was gay, but go the way that was gay but good it was gay Hmm, but it did fucking numbers. So who gives a shit? Yeah, no, no, I'm talking about touching your hands right now

Oh that was just two bros touching hands is on the road We just touch hands while veto is sitting like he's trying to take the worst shit of his life So he does the wankster is hurting right now. Sorry. He's hurting that the he's really like downtrodden that we had that Kendrick Lamar talk Yeah, you don't look like real angry me for a couple minutes. He can't he can't wait He can't wait to yell at the guys on the other side of the tracks be like you should heard with this podcast It's like you don't want to go over there and just tell me I'm not going over. I'm not gonna go over. I'm on this side Really? I'm not gonna Darby. Am I gonna go over Darby? What are you? I could never yeah

So I tweeted out the picture of the hard rock and my hands looked abnormally small they did they did I'll be the first one to tell you they looked really really small sure and everyone was like Holy shit Kyle picket Kyle picket. I think that's very mean. All right Yeah, the Eagles are going to through bowl and that's what the first thing you're gonna say. Yeah, I'm trying to flip off the hard rock after they let the commander's fans take it over. And so we were about to leave media day and I was like, well, the eagles are about to be done. And I was like, I might have one more bit. And I'm like, should I ask Kenny Pickett if I can measure his hands with my hands to prove to people that like, I don't have small hands. Yeah. Not kind of registering that, like, that guy,

his entire pre-NFL draft, all he ever heard was how small his hands were. He saw all the memes on Instagram and Twitter and stuff. He probably gets it literally talked about from the stands every game that he goes, whether he's playing in or not. He also just was like a first round pick with Pittsburgh and he flamed out, he's getting traded before his first contract's even done.

Dude, I went up to him and I was like, trying to, first of all, I tried to explain the situation, be like, hey, I took a picture of the hard rock, my hands looked really small, people were calling me Kyle Pickett. I just wanted to see if I can, I just word vomited on him. Oh my God.

And I go, can I just like as a bit, just like we can measure our hands on camera and he goes, absolutely not, dude. Oh my god, and I go can I can I just like as a bitch is like we can measure our hands on camera He goes absolutely not dude. Oh my god. I Immediately looked at my camera man and was like why the fuck did I do that? That was one of the meanest things I've ever done. I felt so bad. Like we have it on video, but it's like very choppy and stuff. And so when I go back and edit this stuff, like I have to sometimes,

like I have to sometimes relive my worst bits and it hurts, it hurts. I fast forwarded on that one and deleted it right immediately. I deleted it right immediately. I was like, I'm not reliving this. I got so much secondhand embarrassment and it ruined my night.

It's making me like sweaty. I like, I'm like, I'm uncomfortable hearing about this story. This guy's a millionaire athlete. He's beating the odds. He was like a top five Heisman guy, first round pick, like doing something that the, that 0.001% of people can say they've done.

And he's got a fucking jabroni like me going, I'll be like, can I measure our fucking hands, please? So that people, I can prove to people that your hands are smaller than mine are. Oh my God, Kyle, I love that, like, and I know where your head's at. I know you're like, this is funny. It is, and it is very funny.

It'd be funny to watch that. Yes, it'd be funny to watch that. But it's one of those things where you get nine words into your first thing you're saying. Yeah. And by the 10th word, you're like, this is a bad idea. Yeah. I just have to finish it because I'm already talking and he's looking at me and everybody else is looking at us talking to each other. And you're just like people said I had bitch ass tiny hands like your bitch

ass tiny hands. Can I see if your bitch ass tiny hands are small? My bitch is tiny hands. Congratulations, you're both now a Super Bowl champion like I am. Yeah, that is. So we got small hands in Super Bowl Championship. Wow, that is that made my like for real. I made my armpit sweat here. Yeah. Oh, looking back on it, it's it's it's what content

bring took over. Yeah. So this is going to do numbers on TikTok. Yep. That's what it is. You're like thinking about somebody. Well, if I watched that interaction and it turned out like, yeah, yeah, we'll do the hand thing. Fine. I would be like, ah, that's funny. That's good. But when you're in the moment, I just, I cannot imagine. Yeah. Just telling you that's incredible. We're at a dumb ass move. KP. Yep. KP on KP crap. I have one story that's kind of funny and quick, but we don't really, Oh, I'd want it.

It's probably not gonna be that good. It also has nothing to do with anything else we talked about. You suck at pitching. All right, whatever. We'll just, all right, pitch me something. Pitch me something, boy. My girlfriend says words like it's only the 11th time she's ever spoken.

So she was telling me, and I heard this actually from her friend that she was talking to. So I met my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend. That's a big moment, dude. Like I put on my best face. How close? Huh?

Like best friend's boyfriend? Pretty good friend's boyfriend. Like are you going to have to go to dinner with him one day? Are you gonna spend multiple, like are you gonna be in the same vicinity as him, like in the next year multiple times? I've seen him already several times since this. Oh, so this is, yeah, okay.

She's great, the boyfriend's great, my girlfriend's a fucking idiot. So, there's a lot of moving parts here. She says the wrong word way too often. Like what's her big one, do you know? Here's one that happened recently. She couldn't understand something, so she said that this whole thing was a huge debacle, okay?

The game De-boggle, okay? That's a small one, right? De-boggle? De-boggle. Oh, it says De-boggle. Instead of De-. The game debacle. That's a small one. Right? The bagel? The bagel. Oh, it says debacle. Instead of the bagel. Okay.

She got a marble mouth. Small one. That's like a very easy one. So here's a big one. So she told, after I hung out with the friend's boyfriend for the first time, just him and I, having a couple drinks. I think we're getting along well. I think he feels the same way

So the next time we hang out my girlfriend's trying to say like they kind of had like a real like consensual enjoyment of each other That's what Matt said. So she says to him. Yeah, Matt had a great time hanging out with him he thought he was like super sensual and her friend was like What do you mean? Like then she was like, yeah, just like the conversation, like he just said, it was like very like sensual between them. She was like, not smiling because she's not understanding that what she's saying is fucking nuts. So the, her friend is like, why did Matt like, why did Matt say that? Like, what were they doing? And Gav was like, I don't know. They just like talked about like, you know, stuff that they liked, like

they kind of got along well and had like deep conversations. And she just said that it was like a very sensual thing. And it's like, do I, I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna text him and just make sure everything's good. And then Gab's like, am I saying the wrong thing to you? What do you think she meant? Like a- She meant like there was like a, like we both, like we both got along well.

And she doesn't know the word sensual means that I want to fuck him. Yeah. It's like, oh, I didn't mean sensual, sexual. They had a very sexual conversation. I actually asked her what the word was. And she was like, I was just trying to say you guys got along.

Oh, yeah. Poor girl. You leave the baby girl alone, dude. I'm leaving her alone, but telling another man that I thought we had a sensual conversation. And by the way, there was only one more. They were a diet, like one more sentence away from never figuring it out together and then just going separate ways.

Her friend going home telling the boyfriend, like, were you sensual with it? Like, what did you do? Shout out to your girl's friend for like questioning her on it and not just harboring that deep down and like, can't wait till she could tell the boy. Cause the boy next time when he came over and he saw you, he'd be like, I'm staying 10 feet away from this guy.

That I can't even talk to him. That I can't even make conversation saw you he'd be like I'm staying 10 feet away Yeah, then I can't even make conversation. I go to him. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? He's like nothing because you have to like Like you're you're in a good spot because you don't get a lot of those. Hmm. You don't get a lot of girlfriends good boyfriends I actually lucked out. Most of them are actually pretty okay. Yeah, but typical people you get probably two out of ten You're probably batten Round the Mendoza line. Okay. Yeah, I would say there's a lot of well I don't want to say a lot, but there's some of my of my feet of my girls Boyfriends, and she knows too and we talk about them obviously they stink. Yeah They're stinky boys. There's some rough ones. I've seen in the past, but yeah, yeah 100%

There's some good ones out there because when the past, but as of right now, yeah. 100%. There's some good ones out there. Because when you get a good one, you hold that one tight. Centrally. Centrally. Hey listen, we're gonna get back to the regular schedule program. Like two to three weeks when it gets warmer and stuff, we'll be traveling more and everything. We got some good stuff lined up coming down the pipe with some interviews and stuff, people that you know, people that you'll be excited for and everything. It's just getting them on the fucking schedule

because since they are so popular, they are so popular and their schedule sucks. But we do wanna get back out, so drop some stuff in the comments for us if you're still here and be like, hey, go here, go here, go here, go here, because we always need that, okay? Not only go here, go here, but if you have a place that you

think would be fun locally that we come out to, shoot us a DM. We'll figure it out. We'll try to do it. Any events coming up is if you have anything, just hit us up. If you know a place that's a good idea, if you have a place, it's a good idea. If you know events that your boy's girlfriend centrally told you about, tell us about it. We'll be there. For Vito having like zero throat because he smokes, he's overdosed on weed, he's been very talkative. Listen, what happened is over these past two years when you were gone,

you think I would be the one in charge? No, no, no. Vito calling the shots, dude. See, this is what happened. I'm Ron Harper and Vito is Phil Jackson. I'm always the one that puts him in his place and he respects it. The big dog sometimes shows his teeth and you get the magazine, you gotta smack him on the head a little bit. And I'm a pussy. And you fucking let him pee on the carpet, you let him pee on the rug,

and sometimes he doesn't come home, do the doggy door, okay? Look what you did, dude, you've created a monster, now I gotta go beat the fuck out of him. And we had some nice times. And me and Vito had some nice times, okay? And I'm still a pussy and it ain't changing, baby. All right, thanks everybody. I missed you guys

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