Men At Work Podcast - Nobody Came to Our First Live Show...

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

Not going to lie we bit off a little bit more than we could chew when we thought people would show up to our first live show... Thanks to everyone who came out to the show! Thanks to Next In Line Comedy for having us! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhRtQHR-DHs About Us: The Men At Work Podcast asks one question: What do you do for a living? After that the conversation flows from there. We've talked to substitute teachers, Bangladeshi t-shirt moguls, a real estate broker tight with LeBron James, and the Governor of Literal Pennsylvania. And we'll record anywhere. Random sidewalks during an eclipse, a furry convention, and more! Whether we like it or not, our jobs are most of our lives - might as well yap about it. If you want us to come to your event email us at: [e-mail] If you want more bonus content from every episode check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/menatworkpod *If you subscribe to the Patreon consider subscribing on a desktop or website or an android device, NOT THROUGH iOS (Apple) APP. Apple takes 30% of every month you're subscribed (yea they suck). Follow Us:The Pod: https://www.tiktok.com/@menatpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/menatpod/ Follow Matt: https://www.tiktok.com/@mattpeoplescomedy https://www.instagram.com/mattpeoplescomedy/Follow Kyle: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kylepagancb/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kylepagancb Follow Vito: https://www.instagram.com/vito_visuals/?hl=en

clapping to make some noise right now and get it real loud for the boys, Man of War Podcasts! I think I hit that light and it turned from purple to white. I think it just turned water into water. That's what I'm talking about. Jesus Christ, baby. How are you guys? Very nice. What's up? Thanks for coming out. We really really appreciate it. Yeah man. God. Two days ago.

Shit was not good. We emailed this place like a week ago and we're like we must be fucking killing it dude. We had the governor on. We're kind of the big dogs. How many tickets have we sold? And they were like, zero, you total pussies. So thank you guys for coming out. We really appreciate you. Give it up for yourselves for coming out. That is very sweet.

It really is awesome. It's really cool. Dude, how about Brenda? Brenda, good. Brenda, you too. You're coming for Brenda, right? Absolutely. How about this lady right here?

How you feeling, miss? I'm freaking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. It's not gonna get any better. How many milligrams you rocking with right now? 10. 10?

Okay, I've been there before. Did you submit to the bucket? I did submit to the bucket. Hell yeah, dude. I know which one you are. There is no scarier line when you're high if somebody asks you did you submit to the bucket? You say, what's that mean?

Submit to the bucket. Now you all got those bucks on your skin, you should be totally fine. Don't stress it out. Horse it around. Well yeah thank you for coming out. We want to do more of these stuff, more of these shows and everything so we love it. Yeah man. Very nice. We got a, we had Brendan open it up. Yeah it feels good to have a blue corn set and then be like come on and sit down for a little bit. No it was great dude. I did my job. Yeah.? Speaking of jobs, I'm glad you brought that up, dude. Yeah. What do you do for work, Brendan?

Well, I didn't realize you were gonna ask me that. You know what I do for work. So I have a government job. Yeah. That's my day job, dude. The government job's tough. Any feds in here, any federal employees? No one? Must be nice, dude. Elon Musk is trying to fucking steal from us right now. He's killing me. They all got fire

That's why no one said anything No work together see you on in this girl are both on ketamine test. I Can't get on sorry to hard-point you so you took a 10-milligram coming. Okay. Did you drink it all? Did you drink it all? I'm drinking right now. Is it helping? It's really not. It's really not? It doesn't get better, I said that already.

How old are you? I'm 28. 28? Okay, I was going to say, I was expecting a little bit younger because that's more of like, I don't give a fuck what happens to Mark. 28, you're right on the border there where it's like you could potentially fuck some things up. Yeah.

So, I mean that with all due distance guys we horse around so we have any doctors or anything in here that's my fucking love someone I love that. Someone has a heart attack, you guys are fucked. Any nurses? Jesus Christ, there's like a thousand hospitals in the city. A lot of software engineers, I feel the software engineer energy. Totally fucked.

That's fine. I've been around a lot of doctors lately. Yeah. Herpes. They're fucking bitch. Herpes is a bitch. Any herp dogs? Any herp dogs? Raise your hands if you got the herp.

Look, sophomore year of college, we all thought we had herpes. We've all been there. It happens to the best of us. Dude, the bedside man are the doctors. Bed? Terrible. Say what you want about Gen Z, say what you want about millennials and stuff. But at least those mothers have emotional intelligence

They just speak great straight facts at you exactly you're like crying in front of them Well, this is what the information is just dropping diagnosis and being like Guys got a Hot Wheels car in his anus. So I gotta go down to 4-3 right now Take it easy. Best of luck So I gotta go down to floor three right now. Take it easy. Best of luck. Take it easy. Gen Z doctors, by the way, oh my God.

They're like, sorry to say, you do have cancer. Do you want to be in or not? I do have 15,000 dollars. Why do you have 15,000 dollars? This is good. Put the phone in the face. It's actually some decent content. You probably bumped your dime, huh?

Get ready with me as I deliver terrible news. Get ready. So what's going on? So the bedside manner is not good? Bedside manner is terrible. I walked in the other day. I walked in the other day, I said, I had a mole. And some dude goes, we got to cut that off.

I said, dude, I came here for something totally different. And you checked this mole. I don't believe you, that's a bet. You're like, I'm like the dentist right now. I'm gonna cut that mole off. So I was like, you know what? I'll get a second opinion. How'd that go?

Second opinion, they give you more information? I walked into another guy and he goes, that mole's fine. Can we see this fucking mole? Yeah, this is his mole. Yeah, yeah. Show the mole. Show the mole. Oh my God. Is this something with bad mole? No, it, yeah. Show the mole. Show the mole.

Oh my God. Is this something with bad mole? Oh, it's cancer. Oh, God, I can't believe it. Look at that. I mean, this guy was like, we got to buy off, see this? It was 8 o'clock in the morning. I can't think of legal at 8 o'clock in the morning.

Yeah. I wasn't ready for this. You got to get a cut off. And I still had to pay fucking COVID. Yeah. I just, nothing wrong with you. So would I get my money back? It's not even $15.

It's the principle of this one. That's general. So you get to keep the mole after he cuts it off? Put it in a jar? Just put it in your pocket and go dunk your balls? Send it to the lab. The lab says yeah, dude, it's just a freckle. Yeah. Send it back to me. Mail it. Right. If there's nothing in here, send it back. All right, cuz I'm gonna paste it back on. I like the book.

You guys, if we could... You're gonna get RFK telling you to eat the book. Yeah. You guys, if we could... You're gonna get RFK telling you to eat the mold. It's actually good, it's nutritious if you eat the mold. The only guys that don't eat mold are big guys that don't eat the mold. Guys, I told you it was an impression show. You thought we were gonna call people and ask how they're doing jobs? No, we're just doing impressions. We horse and we goof too. We double dip actually, sometimes. I really think though, so I'm not a big primary doctor guy, you still have primary doctors?

I don't know. Well you just had a baby, you should fucking know. You had two babies. You had two babies, dude. Oh I love being a father, I'm up here talking my jokes. Me personally, do I have a primary doctor? I mean my kids go to a pediatrician.

Okay. Nice. But a primary doctor, I've seen a doctor in the last like five years or so. Sick. But like whenever people ask me, I go I don't know who it is, I can't remember where that went. Yeah. I hate that because first of all I think primary doctors is insane. That's the most cockiest thing to say that you're a primary doctor. Yeah. I mean nice to have a guy. Exactly. Like I want a specialist. I'm a Zok-Dok guy, and you Zok-Dok people out there? All right, there we go, one. Zok-Dok. No one knows Zok-Dok?

Zok-Dok's a good guy. This guy actually works at Zok-Dok. Dude, you have a doctor from Zok-Dok, that's exactly who you're saying. Dude, you look like you're getting in Zok-Dok. You get in and he's like, dude, you look strong as hell. Marvel super villain, Zok-Dok, dude.

Very nice. You go in there and he goes, I have no fucking idea. He villain, Zoc Doc, dude. Very nice. You go in there and he goes, I have no fucking idea. He's got a fucking gummy too. He's been packing just as much. Move along, move along, move along, just to make it through. Zoc Doc is, that's kind of trash. It's the best.

Why is it the best? Because I get specials. I get if I gotta go for a mole, I gotta go for a densest, if I gotta go for herpes, if I gotta go for psoriasis. Like I have my guys. I think being a primary doctor, I'm saying, is the most cockiest thing on the road, because it's like, you don't know what I need.

You might not be a specialist in that. And they really don't do, what do they do? They weigh it, they go, I eat a little, and they go, I don't know, and they go. How many times you drink it a week? Exactly. Always liable? Yeah, you gotta low ball it, you go, I'm sober.

Do you smoke? Only when I'm drunk? Exactly. I'm Do you smoke? Only when I'm drunk? Exactly. I'm doing e-drugs. Only when I'm drunk. Only in comedy shows. Sister. Hell yeah.

Yeah. Are you, so how did it, what happened? So no mold, they didn't get rid of it? You're keeping the mold, you're just having it then? Keep it smart. Hey, you know what? His body, his choice, dude. That's right, sister.

I hear that. Did you watch that fucking baby come out of your wife or not, dude? I'm being honest. Yeah, I did. That shit scares me. I don't know what's happening. Oh, there it was.

I don't think any guy... Because I watched your wife have that baby. Yeah, I was nervous. Yeah, well... I did a TikTok. Yeah. Yeah, we found a dude off Zockdock.

Yeah. That's rabbit? Yeah. He's here right now. Yeah. Yeah, we found a dude off Zokdo. You mean Ash Rabbit? Yeah, yeah. He's here right now. No, it was a C-section. Oh. So, with C-section, I didn't want any part of that, dude.

I stayed behind the curtain. I said I'm not peeking at all. Nothing? No. What'd you do in the meantime and in between times? I was playing games on my phone. Can you play Russian? No, I was just kind of pretending like I was being productive back there. I'm like, you can do this, even though she's...

There's not much you can do. What's your go-to motivational words? When you're in that repraise and those? For myself, or for her. I mean, I feel like everybody who has a kid, as a guy who doesn't have a kid, I'm going into this blind, but I feel like everybody who has a kid, as a guy who doesn't have a kid, I'm going with this blind, but I feel like everyone who has a kid. You have a hole.

Yeah, I have a hole. Go. I feel like you plan these out, and it never goes to plan. What do you mean you plan the kids out? You plan these like, I'm just gonna be here, I'm gonna hold your hand and everything, I'm gonna be like push, push, push.

Right, right, right. You know? And then, it's like an Eagles game. Like you go there, you're like, dude, the Eagles are gonna fucking dominate these guys. And then you're up, they're up 17-13, the Giants are driving right now, and they're two and seven. Right, yeah, it's not exactly like an Eagles game.

It was a lot, it was a lot. It was a lot less black guys in the room. I would disagree, right? Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy hit the whole hard. Black guy? Black guy? Black guy? Black guy?

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Black guy? Black guy? Black guy? Black guy? Black guy? come out. Both of them were c-section so they got perfectly shaped heads. I see a couple c-section babies in there. They've got great looking faces. Yeah. And yeah we're really happy with the products. Which one do you think you're gonna love more if you're kind of... You know what I think I'm partial to my daughter right now because I think she looks a little more like me so I'm gonna side with her for the time being. And you can't love a guy more, dude, that's kinda... Yeah, right, but dude, I... Any parents in the audience? Any parents out there? Woo! Is it true that you love the kids equally, or is that just something my mom said that made me feel better?

Not true. Ma'am over there, did you... Not true. Not true. Oh my God, dude, that's amazing! Wait, which kid do you like more? How many kids do you have? Two. You have two kids? Yeah. Boy and a girl? Boy and a boy? Two girls. Two girls? Which one do you like more? How many kids do you have? Two. You have two kids? Boy and a girl? Two girls. Two girls? Which one do you like more? The second one.

The first one comes in her room at night and rips the tape off her mouth. Wake up bitch, I'm ready to play! So you like the second one more. What about the second one is more your speed? She's nicer. She's nicer? How old is she? Sixth one. Oh wow. Damn. How old is the other one?

How old is the bigger, meaner one? Almost two. Almost two. I'm rocking with the same thing right now. My son is two, my daughter is a month old. And those two-year-olds, dude, it is so fucking scary. It's unbelievable, right? Yeah, it's a whole new world. Yeah.

Like how so? Like the two-year-olds are just, I hear the terrible twos. What is that, what happens during that? Yeah, it started at one. She just, it's just a lot of screaming and crying and whining and groaning and hitting. So once she started talking?

Yeah. Yeah. So it started at one, and you're like, I'm fucking having another one. This one's fucked up? Yeah. So it started at one and you're like, I'm fucking having another one, this one's fucked up. We're gonna try to get more of our own in this bag. We're already trying to get those. We brought my daughter home and my son, you know, you try to tell them, like,

getting it ready that there's another baby coming. They don't understand, they're too little. And every time my daughter cries, he takes a toy and you fucking kill him. He's like, we had a good thing going understand if you don't know what's going on you just bring home a screaming shitbox he's like screaming shitbox I like the second one more this is not the funny thing is that's my sister that was talking over there right now.

That's how you podcast people. That's how you do a bit, people. You don't even let people know that that's your sister over there. My niece would be like, how fucking old is your first bitch? Uncle Kyle has a mole. Alright, you want to bring the first one on? Yeah, man. Yeah. Let's hear it for Brendon. Give it up for Brendon. Give it up for Brendon. Brendon Donahe, the man.

From the love of God, we had one job. It was a bucket with everything that everybody filled out and we forgot to bring it up. So if there's a bucket out there that someone can bring up, for the love of God, please bring it up. Um, thank you so much. There we go. Woo, let's give it up for the bucket guy.

Um, alright, so we're gonna, so I don't know how many people are here who actually listen to the show. So usually we just, we always have an audience for our episodes. But this is the first time people actually pay in the audience. But we just go to random places, sometimes we have some really awesome comedians on and we ask people what they do for a living and so now we start asking people what they do for a living. Yeah man. And god damn it I can't wait to pick your name. And a quick aside, so we have the bucket pulls in here. If you're kind of having fun during the show and you'd like to come up,

throw your hand up, get up here. We have no no idea what's happening it's whatever you guys are feeling yeah they were filling out at the table we didn't leave some more to the table you know this table right here there's a table right here no we didn't leave any pens so actually first time guys first time and guess what doesn't get any better, so better buckle up. There should be a feather with a couple of things on your teeth. Actually, it's a blood oath, so if you guys want anything cut, sorry. You put it in blood. All right, here, I'm going to pick one. Tyler B. General Contractor. Tyler B. That's right.

Where's he at? Come on up, Tyler B. Come on up. Tyler B. Tyler B. Tyler B. Tyler B. Yes, sir.

Oh, hell yeah. Scoop neck tee. I like this guy already. With a freaking pocket. Nice. Pick up that mic. Enjoy yourself. Let's get crazy.

Tyler B. if you could pick that up. So what's your name? Tyler B. Yeah I do that. Tyler B. dude. What do you do for the? We own GT Builders. GT Builders, okay.

What's that? Interior renovations. I love that. Are you a handyman? Yeah. We own GT Builders. GT Builders, okay. What's that? The interior renovations. I love that. Yeah. Are you a handyman?

You don't strike me as a handyman. No, I'm just a businessman. Just businessman? Oh, you're a white collar guy. White collar cron. You just hire a lot of blue collar guys. I didn't say white collar cron. That's you.

Totally you, GT. It's not funny, dude. But hey, I respect you. Gotta get ahead as much as you can. So general contractor. How long have you been doing math? I'm 20 and 10. Alright.

15 years. Good math. Thank you. Architects, not to brag. Public school, public school education, Temple University, shopping, everything. So me and Kyle are a couple of soft, lily-libered pussies. We can't build anything. Could you teach us like the ins and outs, like the key points of the game?

Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Like how to build a building? Public school education, Temple University, shopping them. So me and Kyle are a couple of soft, lily-libered pussies. We can't build anything.

Could you teach us the ins and outs, the very basics of how you build something? As a white collar guy. White collar guy, he's got a mold. He doesn't have a mold. It's not my turn to answer. This is your turn. Don't put us on the internet.

You got a mold? This is the mold show. We're trying to find out. Rip it apart, put it back together. Preparation, you know. Yeah. In front of what's going to happen, a new job, find some talent. And put it together.

Do you build in Philly? Yeah. Why is rent so fucking expensive, dude? What do you do? What's up? Why do you do everything else? Everything to talk about on like the Inquirer, all they talk about is how like everything is pieced together with a paper mache.

Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. Next question. You don't want next question up. Now we'll go to the next question. Barulio. So what do we go to? We go to more commercial? We go to like three bed apartments? Kitchen's baths. Kitchen guy. Forever home renovation. What's a forever home renovation?

We all work with realtors, we work for your wife who wants to spend good money. Don't fucking talk about his wife. I like this guy. He knows where his bread is buttered. So the kitchen thing, how are you big salesmen on the cabinets? Where do you hit people the most? The cabinets, the fridge? Also, how do I get rid of the... I have beans every night and I put them in my... Who amongst us?

I have beans every night and I put them in our garbage disposal and you can't put beans in the garbage disposal. So I had to call one of the guys in my complex to come get the beans out of the garbage disposal. And he came and got rid of them, and he's like, hey, I think somebody put beans in your garbage disposal. And I was like, it was my bitch girlfriend.

I can't stop her from the beans, dude, she's beaned out. So yeah. Tyler. That's double. Yeah, that's double. Double bean burrito, of course, yeah. Where are we making making those margins on probably plumbing why plumbing is the be the beans are usually extra skilled

trade the DIY video on yeah are we talking like like the brass piping the hooking up just the throne itself all the mechanicals DIY faucet or not maybe call me I'm not the wife so I mean you know what what's your mechanicals is good give us your pitch if your pitch you know beautiful wife Three bedroom place, two floors. My fiance's here. Oh, sorry. The pitch might change. What's the pitch when your fiance's here? Preparation. We will pitch preparation.

Pitch me. Oversell them with how booked we are. Yeah. Schedule out. Oversell them with how booked you are. Nice. It all kind of relates back to dating. I think that's actually, it all kind of coincides.

Like if you want to date a girl, you're like, I can't do this weekend, I wish I could. I just have so much other stuff. So it's the same thing. I'm talking about nothing going on. Right, yeah, story of my life, dude. Dirty dog, I kinda like it. Just kidding, dude.

Yeah. Damn, so. Well, I mean, I'm more, like, you work in plumbing. What's the, have you ever seen like you're working on a house and there's a couple that lives there and there's like a condom at the plumbing and we don't use condoms. Have you ever seen anything like behind the scenes where it's like, oh shit this is not. How many marriages have you ruined? I'll just leave the fence there.

We can blur the name of your company out if you want to get dirty. You want to get nasty. Nothing like that. Do we ever talk about what's the big selling point right now? Like, what are we doing? Like, granted countertops, the cabinets, faucet? You said plumbing, but anything else?

Custom bathrooms are our wheelhouse the past five years, so we've built hundreds of them. Do you own your house or you rent? You rent a condo. And you sell houses? A little bit. Build houses, okay. Is anybody, the audience for the most part, I'm just kind of curious, are you guys mostly

renters, owners? If you rent, make some noise. Hell yeah. And if you own? Get those fuckers, dude. I've got a bathroom I want to sell you after this. I'm getting commissioned. GT Builders.

Kind of upside down, I have to say. Explain that. It's usually the biggest lump of debt you'll assume in your life. So I have a different position on how I should go into it. Yeah, that's it. I'd rather have some amenities

and not have a where-heater breaks and someone else is responsible for them. Put something on, fix the roof, and all of the things. We'll just move and shake through life and bounce around the hippies if we want. That's my position. I like that.

I mean, as you see a guy who's on Cal's hands right here, I'm the same way. Carb disposal was going nuts the other day. I called a... We put a thing into the the whatever the property management company we have and stuff. 20 year old kid comes and fixes it in two minutes. I felt like the most less of a man of all time. But you know what? Did I care? Absolutely not. Because I got to sit on the couch while this kid just fucking makes my garbage disposal. Sorry brother, you got beans.

You're right for the beans. you got beans. You're right with beans. Well look, any party words we should know about GT Builders or what you do for a living in general? Why should we pick you? Why should we kiss you? Or pick you? I was just mad we gave you our social media and you choose to do so. Oh yeah? You little social media maids over there? Yeah. Hell. You're fear of back there, yeah. What do you get in the boys on social media? I didn't come next! She also owns a company called GT Media, which... Jesus Christ, what's the GT standing for?

Gary Tyler. Aw, damn, dude. Nuts. Beast. No parting words, this was an incredible, appreciated opportunity. Was it incredible? Yeah, it was awesome. It was comfortable. You get the vibe. Yeah, dude. We're a fucking brain worm. Do it, R.K. Yeah.

I love you. I can't thank you. Give it up for Tyler B. Thank you. Thank you, Tyler B. Thank you, brother. General contractor. God, I wish I could build stuff, dude. No. No?

No. Can you build anything? No. You ever thought about building stuff, Bob? Relationships? Yeah. That's a board game. Strain with friends? Yeah, true. A bridge? Yeah, That's a boy.

Strain with friends? Yeah, true. A bridge, yeah. A bridge to that. Now, I've never really ever been a building. Yeah, can't do that again. IKEA, fuck them. Wayfair, pay the extra money. Oh, IKEA's a nightmare.

It's terrible. How many people in the audience know IKEA people? IKEA furniture out there? I'll give you a little hack, you probably all know this already. Do you you can just go to Ikea and they have a bunch of parts on the wall and if like you lose a part you just go get a screw or something like that? Really? Yeah, sick. I did it the other day. I keep seeing videos of like these guys that go to Ikea. I don't think I've seen it. You go to Ikea and they just drink in one of the sections for an entire day. See them drink 12 beers in an Ikea section. When's the last time you went to Ikea? Uh, back in the early 80s.

As a guy, as a guy who just wanted to go get a part and all he had to do was walk to the exit of Ikea, I walked through the entrance. I thought I was in fucking Marnie. It is horrifying. It's too big. I'm asking everybody there being like, where do I go, where do I go?

They're like, take a left, take a right, go past the Swedish meatballs. And it's brutal too, when you find something you like, you have to go up to another grown man, and be like, can I have the skooganexen? I noticed you guys have the blue skooganexen. Can I have two? It's like a fucking bitch girlfriend put beans

in the garbage store from the end of the year. A new thing. You wanna bring that up? Yeah, well speaking of people who drink around the Philly area. Oh yeah, we are. I need a new one. You want to bring on another one? Yeah, well speaking of people who drink around the Philly area. Oh yeah, we have the expert on hand. Let's get him out. We have the expert. We got Eric.

Is his name Lord or Lordy? It's Lordy now. It's Lordy now. Eric Lordy coming up. You might have seen him on TikTok. You might have seen him on Instagram. You want to know where to drink. This is the guy. What's your last name? It's Laurie. We just call you Lordy.

Like this, you drink it and I'll be like, oh, Lordy, he's drinking again. I think a lot of southern women, I like that. Nice. Eric is a tourist, I don't know if you guys have seen, he has found, you know like you go to Disney World and you drink around the world in Epcot, he just does that in Center City, Philly. And he's found all the spots. So like what's the go-to place? Like what's the best country bar that you've been to in Philly?

Honestly, Mona, Greece. Really? It's a really nice bar. What was that at? It was on Chestnut. What was that? You were probably like seven beers in by that time, so I'm not going to hold you. I'm going to go through, so I don't fully remember.

So how'd you get into this? So it started back in February. I got the idea. Let me go to the spring training. And I said, you know what, I have work tomorrow, it's Sunday. With really spring training, the weather sucks here. I'm gonna go to Clearwater, book a flight that day, got drunk, watch the bills. Had your friend. Came back, May 4th the next day, posted it online thinking it would just be my friends,

and Fox 29 reached out to me, and everybody knew it. And I was like, oh, I got something here, so I just kept doing dumb shit like that. Yeah, you are, but Fox saw a drunk white guy, they're like, we gotta I got something here. So I just kept doing dumb shit like that. Yeah, you are. But Fox saw a drunk white guy, and they're like, we got to get him in here. You are sprecking our language, brother. We need you in here, dude. My mother loves you.

Wow, really? Yeah. My mother, she's always saying, you see more than you know. That's right. My mom, she loves your content. Maybe she doesn't even drink, she's sober. She loves your content. She's just loves your content. She lady doesn't even drink, she's sober. She loves your content. She's special to your content.

She actually might start drinking now. Thanks a lot. I want to go to the 90's bar. She wants to go to the 90's bar. Yeah, that was a good one. I actually had a guy, right before I got here, a guy reached out to me and I was like, oh yes, he was in my head and forward on Instagram. He goes, dude, I could be a sponsor for one.

I think that's true. You're a sugar daddy. You're a sugar daddy. That hit was dead serious. Yeah. This is how fame starts. Yeah. Honestly.

This is how it starts. Yeah. I would disagree. As a lot of the models true to their point. You always get a sugar daddy, and then that's how it starts. Well, I was on Fox 29. I told him, this is where I'm not an alcoholic. I'm doing my free time. then that's how it starts. Well I was on Fox 29 and told him this is where I'm not alcohol. Yeah.

I'm gonna get my free time. Yeah. That's how I go to work every day. How do you prove that you're not an alcoholic? I do it for fun. I don't need to go. Yeah, that's an alcoholic. Yeah. That's an alcoholic.

I can stop whenever. I don't drink alone, but I'm depressed. You don't drink alone. I just drink alone. At the corner of the bar. and I film myself doing it. So I keep myself, you keep yourself like, what's the word again? You keep yourself, yes you do that. Don't talk about being well oiled, your mom's going to slip out of the chair.

Don't talk about you covered in oil for god's sake. I told that to Ms. Beggin and that was crazy. So you, I think what people like about you is your tagline is help me escape from 9 to 5. Yeah, so it's funny, you guys are the men at work. I remember you people, what do they do for work? I'm trying to quit my work. Yeah, yeah. And what do you do for work? It's funny, so if you ask my customers, I'll tell you I'm a thief. I'm a thief. I'm actually a casino dealer.

Oh, yeah. A lot of gamblers? Any gamblers out in the audience? Any big blackjack poker players? Kill them. Online or in person? Online actually. Started during COVID and I was a bartender before. Check that out. I got cooked out for that.

Because you know, COVID. Didn't have a job. I was having a great time collecting unemployment. Yeah. And getting more money than I was even working. And uh... Those little thousand dollar checks. Those checks stopped coming in.

And uh... I saw that. I was like, what the fuck? Trying to get a real job. Talking to people at 3 in the morning who want to get an offhandel. What's the meanest thing somebody said to you while you were the dealer on a blackjack date? I mean I get told to put my socks on.

Sorry about that. I took a little less lighter. Kill yourself. Oh my god dude. Yeah I probably broke up a few marriages. Really? What was that? What happened? I'm only a student. You're killing yourself, oh my god, dude. Yeah, I probably broke up a few marriages. Yeah. Really, what was that, what happened? I mean, I'm only a super fan. Yeah, can you read the comments on there? I'm not really huge on online gambling. Yeah, so, I mean, it's a lot of asterisks and censors,

but I get cursed at. What do those usually mean? What do those usually mean, the asterisks? They could be a fucking asshole piece of shit. Yeah. So Fandom will take my money, but they stop at curse words? Oh, thank God. How much of your upper body is showing

while you're at the dealer? Waste of time. Dude, if somebody was meeting you and you took your shirt off and flexed and never answered, that'd be so sick. And someone's like, you fucking croak, and you're like, you think so? You know, when I'm able to quit, you know, yeah.

Okay, yeah, true. Do you feel like you'll have a crash out for the ages once you're done? Yeah, I'll like go through the deck and pick out like a blank check, and everybody's like, I'm saving time. No, I'm just spending my time. That'd be all time. That'd be all time. How do you like it? Because I feel like you deal with a...

I died, so it's funny. I think that's why I'm so good at this content creating because I do it to genders all the day, so I have to do it to genders. Yeah, yeah. It's called synergies. We're just forming brands right now. That's all.

That's all times. Do people at work know now that you're, you got a little love on social media now? Do people kinda, do people, actually here you go, I'll cut you off for a second. Do people who you deal cards to, have you experienced that yet? Yes, yes, I have gotten that, I get that actually.

What do you get, what do they say? Oh, Mr. Drinking Around the World. Yeah, were you the dude who fucking drank it moated, dude? I know you're fucking hungover right now. I saw you last night. You know, he's not blocking me, guys. Oh man. So what's the next big video? Give people a taste. Well, I just put one out today. I went to every 4.9 star bar in Philly since 2004.

Really? It's all four of them. But they had to have it, but at least I went to a huge. So, it's a great bar in Philly. And the next one, I think, is going to be... So, Philly's had a double header yesterday. I got this crazy idea. There's a trend going around.

There's a trend going around. Nine hot dogs, nine beers, and nine innings. Oh, yeah. I figured, what if there's a double header, and I just do 18 bottles? 18 what? Now, you know, I'm gonna skip on the hot dogs, but I might go with the alcohol. What, just like 18 airplane bottles?

Yeah, yeah. So, you know when I sneak alcohol in all the Phillies games? Yeah, Eric is, Eric has never paid for a drink in his life. The first time I ever met Eric was in Dallas at a TCU game. And yeah, it's crazy. We were there for Eagles versus Cowboys. And we were at a TCU Oklahoma State game.

And our cameraman, Vrser Vito, introduced me to him. He goes, this is my buddy from Delco, Eric. And Eric's like, you want an airplane bottle? What's your go-to move? So I get a wine and spirits. I have a little 10-pack in New Amsterdam. You can fit them all in your socks. And you can smoke right through. Oh, you look like you're from Cubs! And then what do you do when you get in?

I usually get a souvenir soda. I need a free refill. Why can't you even drop me a soda? So you're done paying for those $27 state sides everybody. So just be like Eric. Be like Mike, be like Eric. Sneak airplane miles into Siddons Bank Park. Yeah, I might get banned into this one. Alright man, we appreciate you guys. Give it up for Eric.

Yeah, Eric. You guys having fun so far? So far so good? You guys are a lot of fun. We appreciate you guys. You guys are fucking awesome. Wanna do one more? Wanna griff a little bit? That's a little bucket full. Let's get somebody cooking up here. Alright, let's get someone that we didn't plan in the audience. That's right. Kelly H. Personal right. Kelly H, personal trainer.

Kelly H. Did we? Did we? Yeah, that's a name for Kelly H! That's a name for Kelly H! That's a golden ticket, baby! And you do have hair like the, or the little boys.

Like the little boy. The boys in Wall of the Walker. Anyway, Kelly H, Thank you for joining us. Hi cuties. Now I know you're hot. Kelly H. a personal trainer. A personal trainer. A lady on 50 milligrams I would never think would be training me on Monday.

I love that. Thank you. Give it up for Vito! Vito! He introduced us to Lordy. There's a lot of gingers in here. Yeah, someone say, too many black people. Yeah. Uh, chat, clip that.

No, no, no. It's a TikTok thing. Jesus Christ. Gingers, we are black now. It's pretty huge. Congratulations. Thank you so much. It's so nice to be invited to the cookout. Yeah. Isn't it nice to do it at the time, right? Yeah.

I've loved it, dude. I've totally related to being a black guy my entire life. Sure. It's a ginger. People look at you like they want to touch your hair. Yeah, I've also related to being a black guy my entire life. Really? Yeah.

You guys rearrange those letters. It gets a little wild. Yeah. There he is, folks. So personal trainer. Yes, that's me. Where at? I work at Train and Nourish. It's an all-female gym. There's multiple, what's the word I'm looking for? There's multiple locations. Ooh, shout them out. Which one do you work at? I work at the one on East Pass Young. Okay. I like that. It's fun. It's the smallest location.

Yeah. You want to have a really intimate time with me. With a high ass personal trainer. Dude, getting a high personal trainer in rural because they'd be like, how the fuck are you doing that? Nice, man. Do you ever smoke before you train somebody I do not know I fear I would kill someone we lift really heavy we were heavy we're heavy trainers

yeah we lift heavy your clients are heavy that's why they're going heavy. What are we lifting over there? What kind of calisthenics are we getting into? What kind of exercises? We do a lot of deadlifts. I currently have one 58 year old woman, she's lifting 130 on a deadlift. Damn nice. Yeah, her name's Roberta. Roberta Belboa. Wow, what are you deadlifting nowadays? 131. Hey, fuck you Roberta. Roberta, you always might think you're gonna outlast Kelly Ache, you ain't fucked. Don't even know. No, okay. That's another beast move.

So how long have you been doing it for? I've been doing that for, well, I was a group fitness instructor as well. I still do that. And I've been doing that since 2021. But personal training I've been doing for about a year. Kelly, can we knock it off with the fucking burpees? With the burpees, I actually had someone.

You don't hit? We do hit. I did have a client the other day be like hey I'll do anything for you but never make me do a burpee. Figure it the fuck out. I'll put the burpees for the love of God. And the push-ups sometimes when you add to it, oh you guys are just feeling naughty when you do that. You guys can't do a burpee? No they're feeling nasty. You guys can't do a burpee? No, they're feeling nasty. You guys can't do a burpee? I'll do a burpee right now. Do a burpee right now! Do it! I'll do a push up.

Who can... Yeah! Oh yeah, it's my show. How was your burpee in full form? How was my burpee? I'm actually in shoulder rehab right now so I'm actually... I only train women so I don't know. So he fits right in. So I do lift like a lady. Like when afemale gym, they seem like they're more popular now. They are. Is it just that dudes are that fucking creepy at the gym that you guys hate your own space? They sure are. Really? Has it gotten bad? It's gotten, it's been bad, boys.'s been bad. How long has it been bad?

I think since the dawn of time. For a minute now. Since gyms have existed, I think it's been pretty bad. There was probably like a caveman named Jim who was just fucking, someone was doing pushups out there. Good fucker. Jim fucked shit up for the gyms. For sure.

Yeah. Do you, like, but I think it's kind of fun. I would fuck a fool. Gym fuck shit up for the gyms. For sure. But I think it's kind of fun. You go to a gym and there's like different genders and everyone's kind of wearing cool, cute stuff. Everyone's dancing like you right now. Shibby's got kind of little shoulders. New burpees. If I saw men dancing like you right now, I'd have a great time.

Now, there wouldn't be any all women gyms at this point. There would not. I think if guys dance at women at the gym someone would call the cops. I feel like every personal trainer that I've ever met they've just they've had so many other jobs that they're just like yeah fuck it I'm just gonna do a train people. That's pretty much. I was a bartender before that. I'm an actor, so I do. Sweet. Yeah, so that's the main reason I do what I do.

What do you do? Are you more thespian? Are we more... I just made a short horror film recently. Nice, shout it out. So it's called Dressed to Kill, if you want to check it out. It's not out on anything right now. It still has its premiere going. Save your flaws for chicken. Yeah. When's it open?

Um we're gonna have a little festival run. We have a premiere tomorrow night. Oh sure we're at. It's gonna be at Pub Web on Temple's campus. Oh I love Pub Web. I used to work there. Thursdays Thursdays. Hell yeah. I worked there for like four years yeah. So if you guys aren't doing anything tomorrow you could you know show up for the personal trainer. Yeah, head out to temple, kill the age. That's me. So bartending, I'm always curious about like talking to bartenders. Like how often are you getting numbers and how do you reject them and how does it go? You just be really mean. Really? You'd be really mean but white guys love it when you're mean to them Yeah, yes, yeah

Dad's love it when they're when you're mean to mean to them. Oh, they have like shame cakes. They really do. Dads do have shame cakes. Do you ever go to the manager and be like, we should put a cup chair in the corner. Honestly, I've thought about it. You're only allowed to drink theirs, sir. You just kind of got to treat them like they're stupid and they love it. They really do. They treat you like at least 20% more.

They really do. And you took that and you made it to personal training where you said Roberta, lift more bitch or we're not, we're doing 10 more. Yeah, I was like no more men in my life. What is the craziest drunk confession you've gotten while bartending? Drunk confession.

Some guys blacked out and he was like, I hate a guy in 2008, I just kept driving. Oh my god. Oh my god. By the way, this is my drunk confession. I went through his vigil, I didn't even feel bad. Dude, this is my confession. That's a great question.

I don't think I've ever had any drunk confessions. I have had a guy who was really confident in a fedora once. Oh my god. Yeah, he was like, and I told him, like, he was like, oh, why don't you keep talking to me? And I was really busy, and I just told him I was a lesbian just to get away from me,

and he was like, in his fedora, he was like, you don't like me? No. And I was like, I don't, I'm sorry, sorry about that. He still kept trying though. But no real drunken, I can't really think of any. No, yeah, nothing crazy. I love the fedora, dude.

I always wanted to be a fedora guy, so bad. I don't think it would work out for you. No? I'm a misshaped and I can't fucking rock a fedora. Or really, anything. Has anyone in the audience worn a fucking fedora? Be honest. Tell us. Tell us about your fedora life. really anything. Has anyone in the audience worn a fucking fedora? Be honest. Tell us.

Tell us about your fedora life. Sir, are you back in the Hawaiian shirt? Hawaiian shirt. Just wanna fuck her back there. You wore a fedora, dude. Don't lie to us right now. You wanna tip your fedora cap so bad, man. Sorry, Ginger.

Better look next time. What's your read on guys who read at the bar? Who read at the bar? I hate it. We just saw a guy read at the bar? I hate it. We just saw a guy reading at the bar. You took over! Yeah, it was you! I hate it!

I hate it! Cudora and your reading on the bar has been, dude. It's great. It's going to close your playlist. It's been like, God! It's been true. I think they're super smart. No, fuck that, dude.

As a former bartender, if you read at the bar, you're an asshole and I have nothing to do with you, alright? If there's one thing you take from this live show, it's stop reading at the goddamn bar. My god, no one cares. No, it's sexy. Don't listen to him, you're sexy and mysterious. Ten bar pieces you read at the bar. Oh god. You gotta be careful. You can read certain you can read certain books at the bar. If you're in like a nice bar in Fishtown. If you're in a nice bar in Fishtown, you're reading like fucking Jane Austen.

Then you get to port in Richmond and it's like Mein Kampf chapter 12. You bastards. You're the wiser. You've been on that one, huh, dude? I'm on you, fedora boy. He didn't like that. Board, board, abort. Are we introducing anything new to personal training? Is that like all women gyms? Like what's going on with like, what's the next iteration of like, of like personal training? Because like I imagine that AI is going to fuck up a lot of things.

Yeah. I mean sure. Not for me. I deal with, I don't know. Oh, you're just confident in your fucking abilities. Yeah. I think I'm pretty sick. Yeah, I think. Yeah, yeah. I think if you want the YouTube experience

and the AI is where it's at, but. If you got the bag though, and you're like, hey, we're gonna make something. I think this is already out there. We're just going to put something on a wall and you're just going to be talking through it and you're one of our first ambassadors to do it. Oh, I'd make bags. Yeah, I like that. You got a price. Everyone's got a price. What's up with the Kegels? Is that a real thing? What's going on with Kegels? What does that have to do with it? I hate them.

You hate them? I've tried them, don like it yeah you really yeah you just got a can we as a guy who's not who doesn't know what keels are yeah okay what is the key it's like you you flex you flex the vagina right yes so you guys with your vaginas we just right now yeah you guys with your vaginas could you teach us right now yeah you just gotta like strain the groin area and so yeah you got it like do I just it's like diaphragm and one two three flex one two three flex one flex one flex one two three. Is this kind of simple shit you guys do at all girl james? We do I do this to every client as soon as they walk in. I feel pretty good I feel strong.

Do you bench? Do I bench? I do bench. I like to bench. What are we throwing up nowadays? Right now I'm benching 85. I want to do more I want to bench like a hundred soon. I think that would be sick. Yeah. What do you guys bench? We do a podcast so we don't have to wait. 16 ounce curls? Yeah. It's still not burpee, I don't know. The burpee was tough. The burpee was not good, dude. My shoulders are hard. But by the way, you got a fucking ass, dude.

I do a lot of giggles and squats. You got a nice ass. It's nice and tall and high up. Tell me more. I love this. God, take you to an all-female gym and just show you the ropes. Hell yeah. Any parting thoughts you have for us? Any personal training? Personal training or bartending. Don't do either of them as a job. Why not? bartending don't do either of them as a job. No, they're fun. Personal training's fun.

Bartending can be fun if you're dealing with a lot of old white men. Or gingers, or guys with moles. I don't know. You can do either of those. Alright, we'll give it up for Kelly H. Kelly H, thank you so much. I'll tell you, the best. Thank you so much, it's so much fun. Someone tells me that edible just expands. Yeah, did you even manhandle that edible? You were great. The edible's not even kicking in.

Seriously. Personal training. You've got two abs now. I have two abs now. I've gotten skinny recently. It's been huge for me. I have two gross, pale abs and I... I'm back. I'm back. It's the only person who's back. He's back. It's a lie. It's not real. I have two gross pale abs and I... I'm gonna have to move from your girlfriend. Yeah, it's the only person who will move. He's back there.

Woo, it's a lie. It's not real. I've seen it. Anybody, before we do a bucket pull, anybody that's having fun so far that wants to just jump up on here? Yeah. Everybody's kind of... The nasal abre- We have a couple bucket pulls, but we're kind of curious if somebody's kind of feeling the vibe. Do you want to just get up here? Anybody? Absolutely nobody.

Would you like to come up if you're... I do like it. Yeah. You got a bucket here, dude. Yeah. They want to just get up here anybody absolutely nobody would you like to come up if you're I do like But also John Travolta to you know like thank you so what's your name Michael Michael? What do you do for a living Michael? Your bridge never falls? Is that the one? You guys do bridges? No, I just make car parts.

That sucks, dude. Yeah? What kind of car parts? All of them. Give me one. A whole car. Chassis? Yeah.

The... I don't know if that's the only car part I know. No capsules. Why would you let 9-11 happen? Why would you let that happen? I told them not to use material that would, uh, don't melt. Yeah, the jet fuel, something like that. Yeah, I told them.

What's a mechanical engineer's fuel on 9-11? What do you guys think? That shit is an inside job. What am I talking about, dude? I'm Mr. Charles Barkley. You're inside the J-O.B. right now. Man, that's terrible, man. They got them Jeff Fuels, man.

Man, them towels, they gonna collapse like that, man. I told you, folks, this is a pressure show. That's all. Nah, Dick Cheney was in on that shit. Yeah, I agree. Hell yeah, dude. I like you, Gertrude. Oh, man.

So, mechanical engineer, and you make car parts. Why the fuck does every time I go to a mechanic it's just triple what I thought I was going to pay? Yeah. Oh, because it's all a scam. They're all scamming you. Absolutely, dude. If you come in there with your mole on your chest, no. I should have got this fish removed by you. It was going to be a bit of an entire clock. If you walk in looking like you can't do a burpee.

They're like, alright, let's do a burpee. You can't do a fucking burpee. Yeah, you do. No. No, I can't do a burpee. I can't do a burpee. I can't do a burpee. I'm the cat and plan engineer. Do I look like a fucking exorcist? Start sweating right through that fucking tank top.

Totally true. Exactly. Oh my god. So yeah, it's all just a scam? Absolutely, yeah. I gotta imagine with terrorists it's gonna get even worse. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I mean it's all fucking auto parts and all of that's being fucking tariffed and shit.

Yeah. Yeah. But is your, I mean, that's good for you guys though. Because now they're like, no, we get all our shit from China too. Yeah, so then you guys get smacked. So then you then smack on the other side. So it's like, all right, we're doing business, right? Kinda? What do you want? Like your company, like you guys get tariffed, all right, for your parts from China. And then you go around and you sell it to an AutoZone for like double that, so.

Yeah, AutoZone's our biggest customer actually. Is it? Who's in the background here? No, honestly they're just gonna double their prices on everything. So we're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked. We're done.

Can't wait. So you and Kelly, you guys are together, huh? Yes. How's that been? It's good, yeah. Great. Did she put are together, huh? Yes. How's that been? It's good, yeah. Did she put you in any workouts? Huh? Did she put you in any workouts?

Absolutely. Dude, she fucked me up. Oh, come on, bro. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. How's it usually? Are you a big fitness guy yourself? Do you go to like an all-guy gym?

He couldn't eat. He just didn't do a burpee. No, no, no. He just didn't do a burpee. No, no. They gotta have all the dude gyms. We just kinda go there, we don't, we just drink. Yeah, we just drink.

They're called Tended Fitness. They have Pizza Wednesdays. Yeah, Pizza Wednesdays. That's the all-dude gym. I'm planning on fitting this Miller Light bulb now. Yeah, babe, I'm going to the gym like 10 beers later, you come home fucked up and shit. Like, oh yeah, no, it going to the gym like ten beers later, you come home fucked up and shit.

Like, oh yeah, no. What are you lifting? Are you lifting that sex a little get up or are you lifting other stuff? What do you usually weigh? No, I uh... I'm gonna fuck you. I start to get into like more Thai and stuff. Oh shit, a little Tai Chi under the dress. No, no, no, like Thai kickboxing.

Nice, I did. Yeah, no, no, no, like Thai kickboxing. Nice, I did. Let you... I got something, I got something, I got something. It's a little about lady boys. How far can you get that leg over that head? No, I can't reach that leg. I didn't think so. You can't answer. Damn, Muay Thai boxing.

Are you on your handscales? It's good for the soul though. Yeah, it's alright. Everybody should be punched in the face. Oh dude, I mean like the first time I sparred with somebody it was like a girl that was like four foot, like eight, and she fucked me up. Yeah, she girl-fucked you.

I don't wanna hear about your domestic violence situation. Shit. One of the greatest things about combat sports is like you get humbled like very quickly. Yeah. I took like one jujitsu class and they put me in with a girl that was four foot eight and she put me in a chokehold for five seconds. You gone?

I mean, I waited until the parking lot. I like it. No face, no case. You get choked out by a four foot eight woman and you're like, fuck it, I'm voting for Trump. Leave me alone, small women. I'm starting to see the terrorist attitude roll. So mechanical engineering, where you're just like, I want to just get the most boring degree of all time. Was the accounting not work out? I just wanted to make money. Yeah, it's a great job. You have to be like- But I'm not making money because I was fucking stupid as shit in school.

Oh my God. They don't tell you that you have to do good in school and then to make money. And if you don't, guess what? You're making contests. I appreciate everybody coming out with contests. So wait, where'd you go to school? Temple.

Hell yeah, dude. So how, baby? Nice. And you know what I mean. Set this one out. For sure. State your school. Is Temple a good mechanical engineering school, or are you guys kind of like running the building? I think it's cheap enough and a lot of people go there, so they're making enough money to

like boost up the program. Yeah. Is college worth it anymore? I hear people say that it's not the boot. Yeah, you're still struggling with it. I have a fucking marketing degree and look at the move. Yeah, you're still struggling. I have a fucking marketing degree and look at me now. Yeah, I'm still struggling to pay my student loans.

Yeah. Could you think you could have learned MECI on yourself, by the way? Everyone take note of that. I just said MECI because I kind of look like I'm entering a little bit. Not the brain. Yeah, that fucking sucked. Did you think you could do it on your own? Like without schooling?

No, I probably would have became a fucking diesel mechanic like my dad. Okay. Yeah. Okay, we're opening up trauma like this. Tell us about your father's show. Just like the Polish immigrant experience, dude. Your dad's from Poland? I'm from Poland, dude.

Really? What age did you move over? Like one year old. You dashed right off the boat from Poland? I'm from off the boat, dude. Really? When did you move over? Like one year old. I'm on the airplane. It's a carnival cruise. Dude, they let your ass go right through your butt. Get off the water slide, dude. You're the wet water. I'm an immigrant.

Careful. Sorry. Chat, clip that one too. We've got one. Careful. Sorry. We've got one. Get in here. Chat double clip. I'm going to have dope brand deals after this. Yeah. So, Paul, what was that like? I don't remember. All the floor.

It's pretty nice. It's better than here, honestly. Really? Yeah, it's pretty nice now. It's better than here, honestly. Really? Yeah, it's much safer. Why don't you go back, you fucking county? I'm just kidding. Chad, triple clip. No, it's safe shit over there.

It's great. Can I ask you a personal question? Sorry to interrupt. No, go ahead. You have beautiful hair. Thank you. How often do you use that to your advantage? Where like, you talk to people and they're like, enough.

And you just kind of fucking. It's funny enough, I was to people and they're like enough. And you just kinda fuckin'. Fuckin' chassis. I was on the phone with my mom today. I told her, I got a haircut recently. I was like, oh, she said that I had naturally curly hair, she was like, where did you get that from? I was like, I don't know.

Maybe like, maybe there was some cheating going on or something male, like milkman kinda deal. I don't know. I'm like. Your mom calls you and talks about your fucking tail. My mom is constantly telling me, she's like, I wish I could take you on here and put it under my head. Oh, man.

And Trump wants to take that away from us. Yeah, actually, they're big Trumpies, too. That's funny. Really? Yeah. What? Oh? Yeah, dude. I mean, they do surrender a lot. So they're like, that's funny. What? Yeah, dude.

They do surrender a lot, so they're like, that guy got shot. The funniest thing was like, when Trump first ran for president, I remember talking to my parents, and they're like, he's right, we need to get these immigrants out of our country. Do you hear yourself? We've been here long enough, they're not taking us.

We got an accident. Don't you hear yourself? We've been here long enough, they're not taking us. An accident! That's all time. That's all time. Holy shit. Oh man. So you said you didn't do good at school. What was the GPA? You can say it, I probably had the same one. I don't know, it was 103.

I tried not to remember it. I mean I did a lot of alcohol and drugs and companies so I don't remember it. I love that. What was your drug of choice when you were in college? I don't know. You know, you never did drugs. That's stolen value. Yeah, that's stolen value.

I was whatever, just... Advil? Yeah, I was a good me. I was whatever, just... Advil? Shit like that? Yeah, I was a bit trying to Benadryl, you know, I've never seen the spiders in the walls. Oh yeah. You crawled like a scene spider the entire time. No, I just had to help her out. It's the Tusk King squeeze.

She's doing good. Well, hey dude, Mechanical Engineering. You're probably... the most exciting mechanical engineering that I've ever met. Yeah, thank you. You're the man. You're the man, dude.

I did not have high O's when you got on this stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I got the best flavor of autism. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. What's your name again? Michael.

Michael. Give it up for Michael, man. Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm really glad I did. Thanks for calling. We probably have time for one, maybe two more. Yeah.

You pick one, actually. How we doing? Yes. Alright, it's almost the end of the show, I hear it. It's okay. Alright, our next guest, come to the stage. We have... Mumia G.

Got her. Marketing... Ah, look at that double pit. Double pit. This is the best marketing team of all time. If somebody doesn't buy something from GBC Builders this weekend, then I'll be shocked. Wait, you're a offer? We've got to pick up the money. Sorry. Is that marketing?

Yeah, I have a marketing agency. Marketing agency? Oh, you have GT Marketing agencies, right? Yes. GT Media, yeah. GT, nice. You guys literally were like, they, right? Yes. GT Media, yeah. Vito works for me. Vito works for you?

Wait, Vito works for you? Yeah, that's why I'm here. He invited me. Look at him back there. If you guys could, real quick, give it up for our producer Vito back there. He does all the hard stuff, he's great. And evidently he's got another boss. So that's good to hear. How is El Spido?

El Spido is an employee. How is Vito an employee? Oh, Vito's great. How high is he? High. How stoned does he usually come out of that hangout court? It's a Nissan Altima. Oh, sorry. a Nissan Altima.

Sorry, I'm sorry. A Nissan Altima with four donuts. He does have two shirts in the backseat. He does have two shirts in the backseat. That's pretty good. What does he do with those? He hands them out to people. For you guys?

I've got one. No, they're his. Oh, for VitoVisuals. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Do you have one? Yeah, it was like a size too small, so I threw it out. It's his size. I wear mine to bed every night and sniff Vito.

Sniff Vito's kind of a cool guy. He's got a Delco hue to him, too. Any Delconos out there? I'm from Delco. You're Delco? I am Delco. You're Delco? Yeah, dude.

We're gonna get a Go-Burz out of you by the end of this. I could go sports. No, yeah. Thank you, Vito, for your shirt that smelled like sour diesel. So, what's up with your husband? Does he sell fucking houses or not? What's he up to? Yeah, he's actually really busy, actually. Really? Yeah. He's very coy. Yeah, he's got a lot of cool...

No, I... Just wait until you get him, like, a whole shit. Get him cool beers in? We should have got have got him like the fourth person to come on. Put more beers in him. Well he literally said before, he said, I hope they don't pick my name. And then you stuck your hand in the thing and you said Tyler V. And it was him. So you know it just happens that way.

And he always gets picked for things and I never do. Really? So this is like, something's going on. What else has he gotten picked for? He just has good luck. He's a luck box. He's a luck box? Yeah. You guys are so good good luck. He's a luck box. He's a luck box? Yeah. You guys are supposed to be in luck.

He's a luck box, yeah. That would be a cool fight on the way home if you guys were like, I did so much fucking better than you did. You bomb, GT builder boy. Let him know. If you do better, let him know tonight on the way home. We're not going to move any fucking granite this month. You're so granite now. What agency work?

I'm sorry, I'm a social media marketing agency, so we make contact. Yeah. And we market small businesses and big businesses and large businesses and... What about podcasts that only sell 40 tickets? Yeah, what do you think about those kind of things? I mean, we could help. We could try. We could use help? Yeah. We have a very small budget.

But Vito has awesome wings. Really good wings. So, I can tell. Yeah. You see his license plate? You can definitely tell. I don't know. He shot something for me a couple weeks ago. The call time was 9 o'clock and he rolled in there at 10.30. Let's go! Let's go! He's never been on time once and he's done 57 episodes. I love him. He's true to the brand.

Vito is totally surprised every time we do an episode. It's the first time we've got an age-producing project. We're like 10 o'clock, he's like, holy shit, we're two weeks. All right, I gotta do GT pussy building beforehand, but I'll see if I can squeeze it in. I gotta jerk off and smoke weed tomorrow. Got a packed schedule. Packed schedule. Sorry, man, I gotta talk about how Kendrick

won the beef tomorrow. I don't know if I can make it. We did. Yeah. We're shooting the Five Furry on Sunday I can make it. We're shooting the fried parade on Sunday. Wait, the Delco people are shooting the fried parade? That's an oxymoron. Yeah, it's not what all callers call it. Shit's gay, not gonna lie, it is. Yeah, they keep marching around in their little Speed A's. I'm not mad about it.

I like them in them speedos. Your thoughts? Marketing agency, damn. Yeah, I think it's a good time. It's kind of complicated. People get really serious about their social media when they do actually nothing for it. Yeah, explain, go deeper. They have absolutely no clue what they're doing and then you'll do something for them and then all of a sudden they have all these opinions about it and you're like, huh. Wow, what are they, my fucking girlfriend? That's not my style.

It's really, I mean it's interesting but it's actually really cool. Because the coolest part about it is actually learning about other brands. Kind of what you're doing, you're sitting here and you're learning about other people's jobs. I've learned so much about roofing that I can be a roofer. Zach? My brother calls a roofer. I know things that I never did before. One time I got my flip-flop stuck on some muck. I can be a fucking roofer then.

I like that. I love that. This is the kind of blind confidence you have to have to have marketing agency. I mean, I say some things that I talk about. You know, I mean, it works. One time I posted a video of a plumber who had all of this shit fall up in his face, we went viral, so it's going. That's awesome. That's pretty nice. That's the state of content right now. I love that. It's a six-second video of someone having shit thrown into their face. Literal feces in their face. I'm

going to hire GT builders now. We also shoot some podcasts, kind of like what you guys do. But we just do cool stuff. What do you mean by kind of like, you guys do cool stuff? I heard that. You know, like two cameras. You have to go in, you do in depth. Two redheads, two white guys back and the world turns.

What have you learned from roofers, would you say? What's the biggest lesson you've gotten? Because I've talked to roofers and they're like, you know, Jews control the media. That's not even what we're even talking about. And the what? And then sometimes my grades they can't work. I've worked with a ton of contactors that I've worked with. I've worked with some companies. I'm not sure. I work with a dating company once. That was interesting. A dating company?

Like somebody like a Tinder type thing? Kind of. What was the dating company? How are they different from Tinder or Bumble World? Because they meet in person. So you'd be like dating. Speed dating. Not speed dating.

Everyone meets at a bar and drinks a lot of booze and then whoever goes home with whoever. So just going home Saturday. What was your marketing scheme? So they created a weekend. I like that. What was your marketing scheme that you angled towards people that are going to bars, getting hammered, and going home with strangers? You can give us some comments.

Did you build another bar? I gave them wristbands. That was a good idea. I gave them wristbands. It worked. What worked? It worked. You give people wristbands to tell them to show up, to tell them there's going to be a bunch of other single people there. Well, it works out. It was a good time. I was in a relationship. One time I sent my fiancee there by himself. Yeah? Tester's ass? GT, what the fuck are you doing here my fiancee there by himself. Yeah? Yeah. Tess's ass? GT, what the fuck are you doing there? I'm there by myself.

What the hell are you doing out there? I'm just having a good time. Trying to sell cabinets, girls trying to suck you off, and you're like, you know, Bran is the new fucking CEO, right? Sometimes I market him as a single man. Always be closing. I love it. Whatever it pays the bills, I guess.

Of course. Not necessarily your favorite client, but what's your favorite business to work in? I don't know, that's a hard question. Besides the wristband business? I don't know. Someone who answers emails? So it's only the answer email. You're like, you've ruled. If you answer the email, you're like, good for me.

Who sucks at answering emails? Every business owner that exists. Okay. Any business owners out there besides him? Yes. He's shamefully putting his phone back there. He's filming the entire time. I did so much fucking better. It's actually really cool. You really do learn a lot of I mean it's like hospitality. I went to hospitality for a little bit of a long time. They signed on to hospitality and it's like basically the same thing. How long have you been doing it? I opened my business four years ago. Okay so you're right on the precipice

of TikTok. Yeah. During the pandemic. It's a great time to move into business. How has like content kind of changed, would you say, and how have you like adapted to that? Or has it changed because you've been four years? Well, I guess like AI is like kind of a pinpoint. I don't think anyone knows what kind of like AI they actually need in their business. They just hear, hey I need AI, and it's like, well what are you automating? Is he going to do a brand deal with Alan Iverson? No. Okay, so that's a good one. If you didn't fucking laugh at that, fuck you. What are you automating? Is he going to do a brand deal with Alan Iverson? No. No. No.

No. No. No. Well, I guess that's a good one. If you didn't fucking laugh at that, fuck you. You're going to do that right after Easter, dude. Sorry. And another thing, this is like, I don't know.

The whole shutdown, shutting TikTok down, everything we knew about TikTok is out the window, because now it's just like porn. Yeah. Do you hate that you have to every single day fight with an algorithm? I mean, yeah, I mean like the algorithm's like, the algorithm's kind of like a man.

Okay, go ahead. Yeah, please. I'm so excited about this. Cool, smart, does the good, big, small. Like. When you send him out to bars with single women he doesn't hit on any of them.

Um, you know, like, inconsistence. Come on, ladies, get some snaps in the air. Come on. What else you got? Moody. Yeah, like, you know, like all of these. No, but it's like a man. It's like very, very simple. If you do what it asks you to do, like do certain things, you get the same reaction every single time. That's true. You know, like, it's kind of, they're really simple. And if you do that, you get something consistent,

which it is not, but if you do things consistently, you know, like you at least have some information to decide if you want to keep doing this or not. You know what I mean? Sure. I know it's important, but. You're in a relationship with an algorithm, I like that. Yeah.

Yeah, a toxic relationship. Well, try your radio. So it's GT Media. Like us on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook. If you have a small business or anyone who has a small business, they need some help and they need a really good videographer. You can...

He'll be late. He'll be there. I just scheduled him an hour and a half earlier. Yes! But I'm a consistently late person as well. So I scheduled myself. You guys are two peas in a fucking pot. Shh! You're behind the camera.

Thank you so much for coming on. We really appreciate it. We've got time for one more now. Alright, we gotta get out of here. Thank you so fucking much for coming out here for all of us. You're free! It's our first time ever doing this. If we do it again, we hope to see you. Yes.

We hope some of you, you know, are too scared to get up, get up next time and everything, but... Anything you want to say before we get out? You guys were all fantastic. We really appreciate it. This was fucking awesome. We'll be over at Los City too!