Men At Work Podcast - The Secrets of the Barbershop - Pet Peeves, Bad Yelp Reviews, and Fights!

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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I look like a brand new guy, dude. The texture powder's hurtful. The texture powder's nice. The texture powder's nice. The texture powder is nice. I don't know my first beer. No, when you first switched to texture powder, you're like, oh, this is amazing. Yeah, I'm a dude of the game, dude.

I need to clap into this one. Yeah. Three, two, one. I'm scared of product, dude. I don't use anything. I use shit from Mexico. Because my wife, we were in Mexico, and she's like, you ever notice no Mexican guys are bald?

Wow. And I was like, I never thought of that. And they all had like awesome jet black hair, like West Side Story. And I was like, yeah, what do you put in your hair? And he's like, I don't know. Eagle. And I was like, what's ego? And then he next, I was like, what do you put in your hair?

Like hair. And he asked the next guy, eagle. And I was like, damn, dude. And I was like, ego. So we were leaving the airport and i asked the guy yeah ego and he said no ego no ego and i was like damn like what maybe maybe there's no such thing as ego but i went home and i found it online dude i got it and it looked like just cheap ass gel dude and i opened it put in my hair i was like dude i thought it was all the vitamin d from the

sun don't you have another story about i thought yeah well i said to my wife it must be the water in mexico because i was actually going to dom sooner i'm gonna get dom dot your your great from this song. Don't you have another story about that? I thought, yeah. Well, I said to my wife, it must be the water in Mexico because I was actually going to Dom's funeral and I went to get Dom your grave. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wore it to that funeral

and I was like, damn, it must be the water. I'm always like, yeah, it's probably made in China. And I got the thing and I looked and the first ingredient was water and I was like,

dude, this is it. So that's been my go-to. So you order it from Mexico every time you use it? I get it from Mexico, dude. Well, it's on Amazon now. Yeah, true. I thought ego

was just going to be the guy's name, E on Amazon now. Yeah, true. I thought Ego was just going to be the guy's name. Ego Hernandez. This is my product. I thought Mexican water was bad. That's what I thought. I thought it was like foot water.

No, Detroit, but to put in your hair, I think it's got like parasites that make it grow. That's my opinion. Dude, that's why we have such thinning hair. That's the excuse.

I don't know. I'm like, I don't know. I don't use any of our product here. Are we putting this on the air? I don't use any of our product either. I use Mexican stuff on the air? I don't use any of our product either. I use Mexican stuff that's $10 and I love it. Dude, it's amazing. But that's what's amazing about it.

It's like back in the day, like ancient kind of like remedies is like how like things should be. Yeah. I tried everything. Olive oil. Yeah. Crisco. Not Crisco. But like, you know.

Cover yourself in chai grease. I was thinking like my big fat Greek wedding when the dad would just always... Windex? Windex. Oh, my mom does that. Really? My mom goes crazy with Windex. The dog throws up, Windex.

No. Yeah, always. Stove's dirty, Windex. You Greek? No, I'm Italian. I just hear you speak olive oil. You're awesome too, aren't you? No, I'm not awesome.

Puts a little rabbiata sauce on everything. Coming from one of the pales, what is the difference between Greek and Italian? It feels like to us, to the more paler complexion, you guys are the same thing. Really?

Just hot, tan skin, dude. I don't know. Greek, it's like the diners, dude. Greek is like... Greek is... They're like a different...

That's like Marcus Aurelius. That's a different country. Dionysus. Here he is. Seriously, it's the Greek diners. This guy's a different country. Dionysus. Here he is. We're all Americans, but this guy's awesome, dude. Is he going to make you laugh? He definitely makes me happy. We kind of just put him out.

We love him. He's pretty cool. He definitely gets the people going. Yeah, dude. Do you put that in front of everybody and see if they talk about him? No, honestly, usually we have a table. Yeah, I guess if everyone's watching this episode, obviously it's a little different. We're here at...

Marana's. Marana's. It's a barbers, obviously it's a little different. We're here at... Marano's. Marano's. It's a barbershop. It's a barbershop. The name is complicated. Marano's in Haddonfield, New Jersey. It's actually People's barbershop out here. Is this Westmarn or is this Haddon?

Haddonfield. Haddonfield. Haddonfield. It's the Ritzy area, dude. You guys didn't read the script. It's up there. It's up there. We got questions.

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I've been coming here for what? Three years. Three years. Three years took a chance. Maybe longer because I was cutting your hair. You were wearing a mask when I first met you. Was it a mask? Yeah. Oh, yeah oh is that shit oh yeah you're right so it's got to be a little bit longer right probably probably three and a half four years yeah that is like an un you don't realize how much time you're going to spend with your barber when you're an adult man like that's that's somebody that you hang out with more than a lot of family members it's like every like two three weeks you come in here shoot the shit and next thing you know

you're doing a podcast sitting in the middle of their business it's awesome what did Max talk about typically he's a young cool barber he loves it

I'm like kind of like you talk about you talk about shoes a lot he's heard my rendezvous with uh well I guess we'll keep this yeah we hear so he heard my rendezvous

with uh older women back in my day yeah I heard that we've talked about it before so that's the best that's probably one of my favorites did you give him any advice no Here are my rendezvous with older women back in my day. We've talked about it before. That's the best. That's probably one of my favorites. Did you give him any advice?

No, it was just, when he told me. The picture is the best. The picture. What picture? I told you she would send me pictures of just her face. And the captions. When are drinks? When are drinks? Yeah, she talked of just her face. And the captions. Yeah. When are drinks? When are drinks?

Yeah, she talked like a caveman. It was crazy. I mean, she's been alive since like the early prehistoric world, so it makes complete sense. She's just talking in her normal vernacular. Yeah, that was something different. She's got fossils in her house. That's what she is. She's like, those are my cousins up there.

That's awesome. Yeah, she knows Hattie the dinosaur, dude. That's good. That's why you got to get out of the single scene and be a wedded man wedded man that's me dude i'm gonna commit a relationship joe are you are you a single guy are you with anybody i'm married with five kids five kids the maximum school my oldest kid yeah that's how i started here is that really was that what it was yeah so he um so i started coming here when i want to say what seven i was in seventh grade seventh grade eighth grade oh yeah seventh grade or eighth grade because we're at what 13 years yeah 13 years so 13 minus whatever um i started coming here uh i really looked up to him he's friends with his son son i'm sorry i fucked that up so i grew up with his son.

He told me, he was like, yo, go to my dad's barbershop. So I started going. And I really looked up to his dad, Joe, my boss now, and his partner, George. So I grew up. I was like, I want to be a barber. Fuck this. I want to be a barber. So you knew from a young age?

I knew from a young age. I'll tell you why I knew. It totally, totally changed my life. I wasn't a young age. I'll tell you why I knew. It totally, totally changed my life. I wasn't a good student. I wasn't a good student. Right when he kind of rolled around into my life, I kind of stopped doing sports. I stopped, I don't know. I stopped everything and I started cutting hair

In my garage Just fucking people up Left and right Like really bad Did you have any like Training beforehand Or you were just like I'll just go try

No no no I would kind of mimic What him and George did Yeah So they just kind of like Looked cool Yeah Right

So I would just kind of Stick my tongue out of my mouth And shit Flick it around And um Dude you're like MJ Yeah It's the MJ cut Yeah yeah yeah yeah flicking your

tongue around there i remember him telling me that i just had fun right yeah it was fun he had a lot of fun and i saw like the environment and uh now i work here it fucking sucks but uh it's work um but uh yeah never meet your heroes that's actually good karma because when we got him we were like kind of drowned and like like he saved our our shop like he he's like our lebron now like i don't want to gas him up too much but he's like our lebron and like he is a monster he's a monster and like and like he he loves this trade and it's beautiful because like i think some of the older people here like we've been doing it so long it's like there's that there's a little christmas show we used to watch what our kids is called prep and landing i don't know if you guys ever saw it it's like a disney movie a disney show

but the dude oh one dude elf's like on his way out and this little dude comes in he's like pencil man he's like loves christmas and like that's he's like the new elf on the block but like he loves he loves he's passionate about it and it's like it's good karma because like i apparently he'd like that and i needed him a time where we were like drowning during covet and he like took the reins brought his friend in like another friend two of them yeah and just a lot of guys like that couldn't come in or we were like drowned and like we had a whole we left a guy long story but the guy committed suicide it was terrible he was a father figure to me and george not just he was one of he was the owner down the street the shop just like this committed suicide on a friday it was

super sad sure so me and george like we gotta get out of here it was not looking good i had five kids george had two kids so we came here opened this place and we took like everyone from that shop and i guess after like five six years everyone like started like i think me and george changed too we were new bosses i wasn't the best boss i'll admit that in the beginning i don't know if i still am but um no you're pretty everyone kind of was like kind of think jealous that like we were getting so successful here so they were like whispering and now people call us like the andy reed of barbers like everyone went off and opened up their own shop down the street here there and um

so we were kind of hurting everyone just left and that's when barbers are like goalies in hockey they're just like super a lot of our head cases they used to call around begging from the column like how much you gonna pay me and it was so so i decided to switch it up and tell george like let's just find good people and make them barbers like forget just chasing people and he was like one of the first ones and then well uh Tony too Corey's brother and Tony we just built with a whole young squad yeah we got like a super bowl team now so Tony came in around Christmas I came in in the summer yeah I think you guys were both the same time weren't you same same year yeah same year so when you opened this joint what year 2012 I think

2012 okay oh wow yeah yeah years are just cooking by doing my kids

and having this business so yeah that's what was interesting to me I don't understand how people have kids and like run their own business because like it's hard enough

for me just to like do this shit yeah kids seem awful it got easier dude I swear like when I die I swear I want to come back as me

I work three days a week and I'm trying to like, I'm just doing the, I could make more money and have a sure house and all that, but I just, I want time and my body's like, don't cut hair anymore. Just have fun.

Dude. I'll tell you the hardest part. It seems to me, I mean, obviously like cutting hair seems like a, it's, I have no idea how you guys do it. I just like walking out of here and looking like a human being again,

but keeping conversation with the, anybody that sits in your chair. Yeah. What are the go do you have go to like i'll hit this topic out of this topic or like a phrase that you'll say to try to get it going or do you just kind of like say i'm out to each other now yeah you just like turn around we're just like start changing so we're i think we're all add we're all getting everybody like kind of incorporated in a conversation like that like that. Sometimes, I'm not in the mood to do it. Everybody has their day,

so sometimes I'll be a little more quiet or whatever, but if I'm cutting hair and me and my client are talking about something, Tony's around my age, most likely my client's

around my age, we'll start bullshitting about something. I think that should be more. It's good morale. It's great. Let's begin like black barber shops.

Black barber shops are the best. Black barber shops gotta go on, dude. They're the best. should be more. It's good morale. Yeah, it's great. But let's begin like black barbershops. Yeah, black barbershops got to go on, dude. The best. They always have. They talk about any topic they want to talk about and everyone's got their opinion and everybody's involved.

When I got into it in like whatever year it was in the late 90s, I don't know, 97, but it was out. When the Beatles came in, like that's when the white barbershops went down.

Really? Yeah, everyone grew their hair like the Beatles and everybody went under. i heard all the stories like i was trained by like the old italian dudes like used to like hit you in the back of the head with a comb if you didn't do it right yeah they would turn the lights off during the day to save money there was some old immigrants i learned from but now it's it's crazy it's completely changed yeah what's what's it like now? Like with everything like... There was like two clippers when I was cutting hair.

Now there's like, what, 70? There's so many things, man. You pick your poison. But it's awesome. It really is. And the way the shop's designed, we can shoot off each other with the mirrors. But it does have a black barbershop feel to it. Cool.

Yeah. Is it a bummer not getting like hot women to walk in to cut their hair? Yeah. It would be like Zohan, I think. I think we think it would be like that but probably probably not but we picture that movie you might be johan dude you might be johan i like you have a little bit too i see you kind of skirting around the chair when i'm sitting there you do you got some boobs what's the uh what's the industry like nowadays like Is it changing very rapidly?

Or is it kind of like the same as it was like 20 years ago? A lot of bullshit A lot of bullshit When we first opened it was like hipster Like the shape part With the gel mad men That was like super in Some guys are still holding on to that

If you want to look like an asshole That was the go-to haircut Skin fade He hated the Peaky Blinders Peaky Blinders, it's a fucking bullshit haircut If you want to look like an asshole, that was the go-to haircut. Skin fade. He hated the Peaky Blinders. Peaky Blinders, it's a fucking bullshit haircut. That's a fucking bullshit. It's horrible.

It's horrible. And there's no reason a seven-year-old should be getting that. Yeah. I would do it, and the guy would walk upstairs and use the HM, and he'd be like, what are you doing? That's what he wants. He wants the Peaky Blinders, dude. He gives them what they want. I give them what they need. I appreciate that.

If I argue with, we might not argue, but like, if you're like, yo, I want to do a Mohawk and I want, I want to dye it pink later. I'm like, I probably wouldn't do that. It depends on the terror about the guy. He's a cool guy. If he's like, smells like shit and I want to get him out of here you get to get people yeah sorry about that but if he's cool and he's showing me some love yeah do you want me to help you a little bit let me switch it up so how often are you getting that where you're having somebody come

in and asking for a certain haircut and you're like you're gonna look like a dickhead let me try to talk this guy out of it like how often is that or is it for the most part people know what they want every day yeah every day we do a lot of volume dude yeah everything every single day yeah i feel like i if i feel like if someone told me that i'd be like well my fiance this dude cuts so much hair it's not even funny but i feel like my fiance would be like i like it on the sides and i like it to the right and that's what i have right now and i like it too so right. And that's what I have right now. And I like it too. So it's like... You got a nice haircut. Where do you go? Don't. I got a haircut down the street. For now.

For now. For now. Who cuts your hair down? Dino. Dino? Down on Haddon F. Oh, I thought you were going to say down the street. Dino, my dinosaur.

Is it Heritage Store or company? Oh, Heritage is awesome. Heritage, yeah. Joey's a good dude. Joey's a good dude. That's not down the street. Dino's in Philadelphia. I want to meet Dino now.

Okay. And Dino would actually, he would be great here because he needs that kind of like atmosphere with like people busting balls and shooting. Sure. That's fine. He was in Philly and then he comes to my house sometimes. That's a game changer. Wow.

Private barber. Oh, yeah. Do you get just a haircut when he comes over? Yeah. I'm very easy. Oh, Jesus. Massage table. Massage table. You saw. Oh, yeah. Do you get just a haircut when he comes over? Yeah, I'm very easy. Oh, Jesus. Massage table. Massage table.

You'll hook up with the guy twice. How did I just walk into there? I hate to say it. I watched you walk in there and I was trying to pull you back. Where were you? I tried. Where was my life vest? I gave you a stern look.

Dude, your arms just flopped. Why are you still large? Don't put this on me. You're gay now. This guy's got nice color hair, dude. That is like unique, dude. His hair? His hair is very unique. I did not pick up on that before. That's very rare.

There's not many orange dudes around. That's like a unicorn. He's like a tabby cat. Yeah, he's like a tabby cat. What is a tabby cat? It's Garfield. Little skinnier. This is just getting progressively meaner.

It started out nice. I thought I had a beautiful little hair. You're like a unicorn. That's rare. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody gives you shit, say, dude, the barber said I'm like a unicorn. Yeah.

I've tried that and I still get my ass kicked growing up. They never, yeah, the barber's nice, my mom's nice about it. It's like a white tiger. Yeah. Yeah. They've called me that. The white tiger. Isn't it? Can we revisit?

How many orange kids you see? I have a lot. How many orange kids? What is he talking about? How many orange kids you see i have a lot how many orange kids orange is the new black baby i have a lot of uh redheaded kids yeah can we revisit something they were dying out no but i was always told by 2020 we wouldn't have any more redheads no i think that was the big that was the big thing in her basement i think i would have to No, but I was always told by 2020 we wouldn't have any more redheads. No That was the basement I think I would have to describe Yeah, you're like a snack you're like those cookies at Halloween ginger snap He's an Italian. He's an Italian. He's Italian. He's a spice wafer. Do you want to back us up with some of the Italian Greece? Because I'm a bad Italian.

They ask me like, is it close to Greece? Like, are we? It's in Europe. It's in Europe. No, I know, but I'm not. I'm an American like gabagoo guy Italian.

I'm not. Dude, your grandfather came over here. That's what you have to stop worrying about. I'm living a good life. I don't even think his grandparents came over here.

He's like a couple generations. Are your grandparents straight off? My grandpa, it was my grandfather. No, that's not true. Yes, it is. Unless you're like 18. Or your grandpa, my grandfather was on the boat. I thought it was a little made flower.

No, no, no. That's not the sure thing. What was it, the made flower? No. My grandparents, they weren't deodorant. When I remember getting my hair cut, I smelled, like when I got older, I was like, it smells like my grandpa.

And they were like, that's B.O. He was a barber. And I was like, it smells like my grandpa. And I realized B.O. was my grandpa. He was a barber?

He was a barber. And I always smelled that spicy smell. That unwiped. And I don't know what it was. And it was B.O. Yeah.

Can't be spending $8 on deodorant. That's the most Italian thing you can do. You wanted to go back to something. I want to revisit having your girlfriend tell you what kind of haircut to get.

My fiance likes what she likes. He hates that word. He doesn't like the word fiance. I hate the word fiance. I had a talk where I said, when you buy a ring, you're entitled to call our fiance. Are you not? It's a lot of money. How much do you spend on your ring?

Are you allowed to discuss this on the air? The interviewer becomes the interviewee. How much do you spend on your ring? I can tell you how much I spend on my ring. That's different. Joe will tell it, though. I don't want to say. That's the scary part.

I don't know. Is that true? Oh, fuck. You're going to back me into the corner after I do this. Listen, there's a lot of... I think it was... Cubic zirconium. Standard.

I think it was the standard. All right. Three-month salary. Let's Google the standard. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was definitely three- zirconium. The standard. I think it was the standard. All right. Three-month salary. Let's Google the standard. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, I think... Yeah, it was definitely three-month salary.

Siri, what's the standard? Oh, no. Three cracker jack boxes. I probably lied. Alexa, what's the standard rate? But you guys have to get that all the time. Like, a dude coming in and being like, this is what my wife likes.

It's horrible. I hate it. I hate it. Can we get back to where Fiat's at? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. This is right. But I don't want to fucking advice from your girlfriend that doesn't fucking cut hair.

He's really petty, though, dude. I'm a petty mom. He's petty, dude. You got 24, 25 energy. I'm 24. Yeah, he's 24. You have such- Thank you.

Dude, I used to be like you where I was like, I'm never fucking getting married, dude. I'm like- Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I never said that. I fucking come in here- You do. Oh, stop.

No, he says the worst. He's like, I'm going to get divorced. I already know it. That's terrible. That's not true. You said that. I'm going to get divorced. I already know it. No, that's not true. You said that. I was 24 and I was like, cut that out. Cut that out.

You think your next hinge date is on you? No. You're 24. You're going to go out of it. You're going to be just like me. You're going to be just like him. How are you taking this? You're just taking this from me.

He doesn't know you. Take that. He doesn't even like fiance. That's going to be his fiance no i hate the word fiance okay it's cringy it it tastes weird fiance it feels weird i actually it's literally all you gotta do it for like it sounds like a french word is it french did that come from the french fiance i believe so and i get where you're coming from because it would be like it would be like having to say the word girlfriend in a French Accent would feel weird. So why do I have to say?

Friend all the time in this pocket when you're dating the girl for longer than she's your fiance girlfriend French You're gonna do the same thing one day Yeah, I guess what you're gonna call her fiance one day and you're like why the fuck did I care when I was 24? Oh, we're gonna revisit. I might I might do the girl that i'm engaged to as a reference i hate the word fiance my skin crawl that's a lot these are trigger words my roommate we're getting married i can't believe he gets triggered from fiance but this is it's just a weird it's just a weird word what What about Beyonce? Very similar to fiance. This is TikTok energy. Oh, stop.

He's got brain rot. We can't trust any of this guy, man. I don't have TikToks either. I spend enough time on Instagram, dude. Yeah. But go back to the, you know, like when like, you know, like, that's fair. No, no, because it gets annoying. It gets annoying. It does, dude.

I'm sure it does. It gets annoying because they'll come in, they'll sit down, they'll throw the whole fucking vibe off. We can't say what we want to say. The part always played safe. Always? No. You don't think so? No.

Brad Pitt from Fury. Your boyfriend's 275 pounds. He's not going to look like Brad Pitt. That's another cool haircut, though. Your fiance's 275 pounds. He's not going to look like Brad Pitt. The fiances are trying, though. Your fiance's 275 pounds is not going to look like Brad Pitt. Yeah, so the fiances are trying to make them into a man that they are not. Right.

Exactly. That they think about. Exactly. Max is for the fellow man. He doesn't want to see this fellow man get bullied. I like your heads out there. He cares about the guy. Yeah, but then they come over and they're, you know.

He has a lot of friends. Oh, you get comments during it. I get comments. He gets up alone. See, I could never do that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you want to have her come in, sit down,

we'll get her a bottle of water. Whatever you want. Bottle of water? They love water. We got no water here. We actually don't have water. Now we have Michelob, thanks to... Oh, yeah, we got Michelob Ultra. At least we could do it. Michelob, one peach

Greek Okios yogurt. George Bar Ginger Ale one, dude. The mini cans. They're, one peach, Greek, Okios, yogurt. George Bar, ginger ale, and do the mini cans. They're gone. Yeah, smoked.

What are some other pet peeves for you guys? I don't know. I'm at this point, I don't really care. He's very easily irritated. He just hides. Really?

What do I do? You gotta have a pet peeve. When you get mad, I'm more like, I snap. I get like, yeah. Was that time you snapped? Almost yesterday. I thought you were gonna snap I get like Yeah Who What was the last time you snapped?

Almost yesterday I thought you were gonna snap yesterday The lady I just don't like it Nah I don't like the haircut I thought she paid If she didn't pay I would've snapped

Yeah Yeah She was trying to get a free haircut Which is rare She's a 1% dude Yeah She was kind of She was dog and tang

And I was like She said I don't like his haircut I said show me the picture. And she showed me. It looked identical to it. It was identical. Yeah. Yeah.

It was absolutely. I don't even know about that because our customers are great. She was a weird lady. Just don't piss me off. But Tang was like, oh, yeah. You got to have a pet peeve, though. Can we talk about Tang? Have you met Tang?

He's a Vietnamese guy. He's a man, dude. He's awesome. He's like Goonies. He's like our, you know, data, data. Oh, your data, though. I mean, even... Can we talk about Tang? Have you met Tang? He's a Vietnamese guy. He's a man, dude. He's awesome. He's like Goonies. He's like our, you know, data, data. Oh, your data, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's a great guy. I always tell him he's like rich in Vietnam. I tell him he's a sluts and huts. Like when he goes, there's a millionaire with American money.

Is that true? Yeah, he's like, apparently he's like Hugh Hefner. He wears a robe. He opens up his fucking, you know, he's got women when he goes back to Vietnam. Is he straight from it? Yeah Yeah, yeah I want to say Tang came in high school and he's one of you can't speak English nice. No. No, he's just he's great

They're the coolest dude So you walk on water George Yeah, like I wish I could be like him you can wear anything It looks like he can walk on water. George is a Jesus aspect to him. He's that cool, dude. Yeah. Like, I wish I could be like him. He can wear anything that looks cool. Yeah, okay. It's okay.

George found him at, what was it, Camden County, right? Yeah. George went and did a demo at Camden County so he could go and cut hair and show people how to cut hair when they're in school. He gets mad, though, when you put on a spa wig. Like a little chicken. He does Get a shutdown no

The title You've got better I'm giving the legal immigrant. Is he illegal? He's an illegal immigrant. Of course he is. He's an illegal immigrant in a shot here. That's the title. Well, what is this? Is this cash only? You check W9 stuff? We are. Yeah, we're legit. We're legit.

Is it we may or this? No, I'm just kidding. We are cash only. No, we're legit. No, Tang has papers, I think. No, Tang is a man. He cuts my buddy's hair. My buddy tries to make

conversation and it goes nowhere, but he's like, he cuts a good head. I love him. No, it's great. He cuts your hair very short. I tell him like, dude, just a trim and you're like, it's half but he's like he cuts a good head nothing else no it's great he cuts it very short like i tell him like dude just a trim and you're like it's half of it's gone well he's fixed my buddies here my buddy used to get the real high and tight and i was

like you are getting close to germany 1940 brother we gotta make some alterations dude he has been like a blessing for us he's like he's like he's like your favorite pet dude but without being mean well dude i love my dog i got five kids like my dog mean. Well, dude, I love my dog. I got five kids. I like my dog. Are we in the air? I like my dog better than my kids sometimes. Like, you love your dog.

Right. I have a Belgian Malinois by the way. They're maniacs. You ever hear of those dogs? A Belgian, what is it? Malinois? They're like service dogs.

You shouldn't have them as pets. They just mauled one of my kids. They did, too. They attacked him, bit his chest, put him in stitches. Nah, he's pretty fucked up But he's You think he deserved it

Cause he used it He kinda deserved it Cause he used it Wait and I'll tell you Why he deserves it Yeah He overused the word Fiance

Fiance I'm married now I swear I'm married I'm married I'm married Dr. Callback You guys got fucking

Callback He's a barber Bro I got The dog knows the word. He's like, oh, my God, dude. You got callbacks. You're setting me up, dude. I did.

I told you. I said it's good people. But he bit Nicky yesterday. But I heard Nicky was messing with him. I got two kids trying to become barbers. But he was messing with the cape, and he bit Nicky, so I don't care if he bit him. You ever see what a shotgun does to a body? No.

Like, you ever watch like movies? The Menendez brothers. They just destroyed the parents. Yeah, I got to do that. Well, all right. So the Menendez brothers. You know how like it was like shotgun spray, right? Yeah.

Shotgun spray, right? Just buckshot, birdshot, and it's like little pellets. It's not a singular projectile, right? So it goes in it creates all these little holes his son's hand literally looked like he got shot with a buckshot we could show the picture get the picture of the podcast yeah and you guys can put it on the podcast actually at this spot and show it superimpose and you can show my dog too yeah belgium yeah actually if you look it up on like i don't know if you guys bring up Joe Rogan, but he

talked about his podcast, how they just are maniacs. You shouldn't own one of those dogs. How big? Is it a big ass dog? The chows are dickheads. The chows? Chow chows? Look up Mel's Melon.

My grandpa had a chow chow. Was it in Malinois? Yeah. Malinois? Melon-wa. People take Melon-wa. Yeah, they're cool. That's when he's like, those beautiful dogs.

Oh, they're the... Oh, yeah. Those beautiful dogs. Yeah, they're the hot dogs. Yeah. You got a dog that hunts down prisoners. Yeah, I know. But I'm weird.

I don't like animals. You train as an animal? I only like cars. I don't like Porsches. I don't like those dogs. I'm weird, dude. What a douche statement. I don't like Porsches. I don't like cars. I drive. It's different than I don't like those dogs. I'm weird, dude. What a douche statement. I don't like Porsches.

I don't like cars. I drive. It's like different than the other girls. Tell them all my cars I drive every day, though. I drive a beater. You drive because of the Millennium Falcon, right? It's so old. It's an Acura MDX from-

So bad, dude. What year? 01. 01. It rattles. But I still beat the guy. One of the guys, we race him every night, and I still beat him. It's like-

They race on 295. It's bad. And I beat him every night. We, where did the ultra fly? They raised on 295. It's bad. And I beat him every night. We all grew up in West Efford. So like, Dom still lives there and he lives there.

So they'll get on 295 and just fucking go. It's pretty dangerous. I got to stop. At 01 Acura and it's beat up at MDX. He has a,

you might want to, it's fun. I'm like, I'm not doing this one. I'm like, ah! Paul Walker said he was going to stop too.

Big ups to the man upstairs. Yeah. All right. I got to stop that Big ups to the man upstairs I gotta stop that We got too fast and too furious? I gotta stop I'm always on the way home I'm not doing this He's got a cool truck But I'm not letting him beat me

He can't drive What got you into cutting? What got me into cutting? What kind of what? What got you into cutting? What got me into cutting? I was hanging out. I'm a Washington Townsville guy. I was hanging out with the wrong crowd. And like two weeks

before I was going to graduate, I had nothing. And I always cut my own hair. So my sister was like, why don't you become a barber? And I was like, oh, that's a good idea. That's, I just like,

I think going to church saved me because I was like, all my friends dropped out, died. In Washington Townsville? Heroin. Oh, yeah. Oh, I think going to church saved me because I was like, all my friends dropped out, died. In Washington? Heroin. Oh, yeah. Oh, rough area? It was a bad spot.

A lot of rich kids from South Philly. I was just doing drugs. Yeah, they were very generous with the drugs. I didn't pay for drugs, but I wasn't allowed to like drop out of school, get a tattoo, get an earring. My dad was like a strict Marine. I always had a job, but I hung out with all the derelicts. You think it was because your dad Was so strict You were just like

I gotta get into like A territory that's like Not strict Say that again I don't know Do you think Because your dad Was so strict

That made you like Then like Acclimate towards like Guys who were just like Kind of living like I was living like My dad always told me Memories he blew up

Like manholes and shit So I was like Dude I want that memory So I hung out with my kids My buddies and like Am I allowed to say this On the air Yeah Just like you know Doing drugs Hanging out Doing stupid teenage shit So I was like, dude, I want that memory. So I hung out with my buddies and like, am I allowed to say this on the air?

Just like, you know, doing drugs, hanging out, doing stupid teenage shit. But I knew it was like a phase and I was like going to get over that and like become somebody. These guys like kind of stayed in there or like if they did make it out, they died or something. I don't know. I didn't need like heroin. My sisters were like, don't ever try heroin, which I never did. But like there was no need to do that stuff. But they were maniacs. If you took LSD, they took like three.

And I was like, dude, you know. Ones and all, buddy. They were just maniacs, dude. I went to school maniacs, but I'm fine now. I hope so. You just went on the path to bar? Did you go to school or anything? I went to school.

I met a good girl, which saved me, really. You know what I mean? Was she your fiance at one point she was she was my fiancee sorry max yeah but anyway fiancee real quick and then married and i've been with her for 27 years hold your ears dude that's like older that's longer than 27 years older than you that is older than me yeah that's sad isn't it how old are you i was on here i'll be 47 no shit dude getting married at 20 is crazy i've been married 25 years now it's crazy that's real italian behavior though getting married when you're like 15 years old it was like a range marriage yeah you bring it over to mom i was like i love her yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My dad, my mom, my dad, my mom did love her. Mom passed away.

Anyway, my dad looks like him. Dark. My dad looks like you. He has like red hair. So my first time I went, she's like, that's not your dad. She's like, I felt like Al Pacino. Like somebody like that would look like your dad. And like, oh,

Here comes Matt. Here comes the tabby cat. Yeah. Like he's like, what are you doing? So Matt, you can't play like me, dude. You never know. Your dad looks like Garfield. Damn.

Perhaps. Garfield? He called you Garfield, dude. Yeah, I heard. He doesn't like that word. We just, we said the color was more of a Garfield color. Oh. Like, toned down a little bit.

Okay. I will say the. It is a cool color. I'm not like. The gingers, we are coming back. I don't think you're ginger. Yeah, you're better than ginger. Yeah, you're better.

You're like, you're not ginger. You're like a true. Strawberry blonde. But like a true. Yeah. Orange. It back. I don't think you're gingers. You're better than gingers. Yeah, you're better. You're like a true... You're not ginger. You're like a true blonde. Strawberry blonde, but like a true orange. It was. I talked about it, too. Like, when Carson Wentz was here, like... Oh, yeah. Pussy intake skyrocketed for gingers.

You're legitimately... Supplying the man. It was unbelievable. Girls call me, like, you look like Carson Wentz. You'd be like, let's do it. There's got to be a market for you. Well, yeah. Yeah, I think so. I have a very deep redheaded clientele i remember this one it's not just another one

like max got mad redheads and i remember one it was like i just got my ring light so it was it was a lot brighter on my chair and this kid went to send a snapchat and he had the uh he was a redheaded kid he went to send a snapchat he had the front flash on i remember he took the picture his fucking eyebrows disappeared oh that's the worst it was crazy like the flash just gone yeah like sand yeah out of here too much too much light i for real look like a ghost i look like a specter of the night cool actor though like in like star wars or like Dune Harry Potter Dune

Harry Potter Ron Weasley he's big for me he's definitely a little Irish period piece yeah he's like a bad guy in Blade

Blade Runner do you like Timothee Chalamet I don't know he's in Dune he looks like the young kid he kind of looks

like a I don't really know any of his movies he looks like an edgy Tom Holland I don't really know him that good although he's

everywhere that kid yeah everywhere let me ask you guys this because me and Max have talked about this do you guys get a thing Tom Holland. I don't really know him that good. Although he's everywhere, that kid. Yeah. Let me ask you guys this, because me and Max have talked about this. Do you guys get a thing where like you're full time barbers? That's your job. It's how you pay your bills. But you've kind of made comments about that.

People come in and be like, you're a barber. But what's like your main job? How often do you get that? Fucking God. We're in a prestigious area, dude. Right. No. Right.

Dude. They look at you sometimes like a prestigious area, dude. Right. The Phillies live over here. The Flyers, like... They look at you sometimes like, hang my tie up. Right. Like some people. Oh, do you get, like, athlete clients? We do.

He cuts the cap into the Flyers. Couturier is his client. Oh, really? Another redhead. We had Drew. Drew? Arguably. He's in the redhead region.

No, no, no. Drew went to Isaac. Drew went to Isaac. He was another redhead. Yeah. He was another redhead. I. He was another redhead. I was boy to Mark Reckie. You guys go back that far.

Reckie was my boy. Yeah. And he went bald. But that was my guy. Damn. I heard Boucher goes down the street. We're going back to like, I need a flyer. That's my golden goose.

Where's the hockey players? He's still on the beaches of his hairline. I don't even get tickets. I don't care anymore about the hockey. I mean, I don't care about hockey no more. I care,

but it's like, I'm a homer for Philly, but like when it's time, like playoffs, like Mickey Mambos pay my rent. I want a pink hat too. What's that mean?

It means like you just worry about the playoffs. So you're a pink guy? Pink hat. Oh, pink hat. So you know like when women wear the pink flyers hat and stuff,

they put it on and stuff because that's what they mean. Oh, no. Like a fair weather fan. Oh, that's pretty cool. But I wanted to hear about that, about people that you hear that say shit like that. You know, it's a lot of times those guys that are older and they might be a financial advisor or a lawyer or a doctor. Actually, this fucking asshole across the street at Starbucks.

I remember I just started i just started working here and i was so happy and and i was like oh this is so great like i'm making money and uh i'm gonna buy all this dumb shit yeah the guy making my coffee back when they had the uh i don't know if you ever had it's probably the best drink ever strawberry no guava white tea lemonade okay guava white tea lemonade that is gay he's white tea lemonade. That is gayer than fiance. He's shaking it, right? But you don't like the word fiance. And he's asking me like, oh, what I do?

And he was like, I was like, I think I told him I was a barber or something. And he was like, oh, so like when are you going to get your big boy job? And I was like, oh, I was like a barista said that. Yeah, a barista. He's shaking my fucking guava white tea. Wait, first, before or after you tipped him? I did tip him too. I always tip. Cash too. Wow, wow, wow. See, I don't tip those fucking guys but go ahead you finish the story i get that we do want to talk about tipping culture yeah so you go first so yeah so i was like i was like uh

when he said when are you gonna get your big boy job he was like my boy just stopped cutting hair like i'm i'm looking for a barber he just started doing something else and he said big boy job again he just got his big boy job. This guy's obviously fucking with you, dude. Let him get your head. He became a client of yours too? He became a client of mine. And yeah, I didn't fucking work.

He had to be messing with you, dude. What are you talking about messing with me? He wasn't messing with you? Have you ever met that guy before? Who, that guy? Yeah. No. That's no chance he's messing with you.

Right, because like, you're a little different. You mess with everybody. I'm kind of like. Big boy job. That's pretty good. But you can't mess with people. It's not a job where you mess with people. I have'm kind of like big boy job I have a I have a theory like your bartender bartenders used to fuck with you all the time Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or maybe Mike guava team lemonade. Yeah, dude. I think he was flirting with you

He's like job trying to He was trying to hit on you do he like shaking. He liked that Arab look you got going on. Not Arab. He's Greek or whatever it is. He's Greek-Italian. 23 and me. 23 and me. Damn, dude.

So, tipping culture. What's it customary, typically, like, if, like, you're not, like, a regular, what's it customary for you guys to, like, get tipped after a haircut? Ooh. I would give a haircut to 30 oh i would say it depends on the guy dude it depends on the guy you can get five ten fifteen twenty fifty a hundred that you wouldn't

talk shit to your other i'll tell you this i'll tell you this is a cool story when we count our tips it always reminds me of like counting your halloween candy when you're a kid yeah and it's like you get some big candy bars that's something it's so bartending yeah you're always like dude i got a big candy bar. It's always going back to being a kid, dude. And it feels great when the guy gives you a big candy bar. But now everything's online and everything's on, at least with bartending and everything, now everything's credit card.

We're not. We're cash. We like those big candy bars. This is Aaron. We do like big candy bars. $20 bill is a big candy bar. What's a customary tip for you guys? 20%, 25%? I don't know. This is air and we do like big candy bars. $20 bill is a big candy bar. What's a customary tip for you guys? Like 20%, 25%? Yeah.

I don't know. I don't even know the percentage. I don't even know the percentage. I just look at the bill. Whatever it says. I like 20s. The 20's a nice one. 10's nice. 20's like, wow, this guy likes me.

He's a good dude. This guy's going hard. If it's a $30 haircut and someone tips you $6, 20%, would you be mad about that? I'd be mad that you gave a single. That there was a single involved. Oh, I don't care. I love singles. Sometimes if the guy doesn't tip you that much, I know the next guy is going to come for it.

It goes back to like, if the guy's a cool guy, it doesn't fucking matter. You know what I mean? If that's all that guy can afford. Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes the guy gives you like, a guy the other day didn't give me a big tip, but he gave me great advice. You know what I mean? It's all about the law, man. Don't smoke in bed.

Yeah, it's like, dude, you're cheap, but you gave me great advice, man. I'll still cut your hair again. How about this guy? This guy's got a nice haircut. This guy, what did you cut his hair? When I was bartending. You got a flat top. We do have Gumby in the window.

The guy asked me the other day, he's like, yo, can my kid buy Gumby? Can I buy Gumby off you? And I was like, no. That's fucked up. I love my Gumby. I don't window. A guy asked me the other day, he's like, yo, can my kid buy Gumby off you? And I was like, no. That's fucked up. I love my Gumby. Other businesses? He just asked me in the window. He might have taken the show after my deal.

He was here. I think it was Dom. The guy's like, can I buy Gumby? I was like, no. Like, that's my dog toy. And he died, my dog. Oh, jeez. Yeah.

Kid too? Huh? He picked a kid too? No, not that first dog. That was Big Vinny. He was 12 years old, just died. R.P.? Because like,

back to the tipping, in the bar industry, it was always like, if you didn't tip 20%. You're a bartender? You were? I bartended for about eight years. You look like a big bartender.

It's called Founding Fathers out in Philadelphia. Dude, I love Founding Fathers. Do you really? You fight with me? No, no, no. I went to one in King of... No, King of Pressure.

King of Pressure. Wow. Founding Farmers, bro. You guys clash with the fiance thing, I think, because he's engaged, dude. No, King of Props. Wow. I'm founding farmers, bro. Oh, you guys clash with the fiance thing, I think. Because he's engaged, dude. No, but he's 24. No, I'm 31. Oh, he's 31.

And he's engaged, dude. How about that one? Engaged. Engaged. No, I love engaged. That's way better. Oh, so you're engaged. No, no, no.

It's not engaged. It's not the term. It's the way it comes off the tongue. I agree. The way it comes off the tongue. Where are you guys getting married at? Now I'm thinking about my tongue, which just feels... Yeah.

My son just got married. How crazy is that? No shit. Bangs my illusions. Yeah. It was sick. We all went. It was sick.

Good time, yeah. The whole barbershop went. They kept stealing his food at the cocktail hour. I made sure they all went. If they all went to church, that was the deal. They all went to church. It was great. I look back and all the barbers, everyone with their neck tattoos and all.

They were in church. How long was the mass? Yeah. I don't know. It was an hour. Catholic mass. Dude, I got some heavy... I cut the bishop's hair. and all the barbers everyone with their neck tattoos and all they were in church how long was the mass yeah I don't know it was an hour Catholic mass dude I got some heavy I cut the bishops hair

I actually cut the new Catholic bishops hair dude I came late I saw the bride I don't blame you I would have came late to that too I came late

is that bad luck to see the bride oh I don't know but I was happy you came dude yeah it was a good wedding do you like the word came

pause oh that's actually I'm kind of curious about this so looking historically like barbers back in like the word game pause oh that's actually i'm kind of curious about this like so looking historically like barbers back in like the 50s 60s it was like it seemed like it was just old dudes who would go there with like the straight razor they put the phone on your head and do all that it seems like barber is like a cool job like you guys have to be involved almost

on like social media like kind of how you are now promoting yourself like is do you have you noticed a switch to where like you have to be more of like a social media brand yeah it was like we don't even do shaves which is crazy yeah yeah i mean every barber did shaves back in the day when i started we did these should make a shave a balloon shaves are more expensive than haircuts like i don't know if you know that like if my haircut's 40 35 4035, $40 $45 whatever your shave's gonna be $80 really? I don't want to do it

so I'm gonna charge for it I used to do Noxzema the hot towels it was like an experience why do you not want to do it? is it harder to do? it's like a facial

it's an experience man it's stupid dude it's not a big money maker why everyone has scruff today? no one shaves did you not notice that? that shaves are double the haircut? I haven't seen that.

Most places. I've been ignorant to it. I haven't even went out. I looked. He's on market research. He has no market research. We tell him when we need to raise the price. I'm like, yeah, dude, like, we got to, like, come on.

I go by feel, man. I go by feel. Like $5 off a super cut. Let me tell you something, brother. I'm for the people. Honestly, when I started coming here, dude, I was like, no way. It's fucking cheap. What are you gonna charge for a haircut?

$35. What are you paying? That's like pretty cheap, I think. Yeah. That's extraordinarily cheap. Apparently. Yeah, it is. Extraordinarily.

I like that. Because dude, we were like 18 when we opened and we went up, we were so busy. Well, I was gonna say your Yelp reviews and people were not happy when you guys changed the prices. Well, that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah. They were gonna read a couple later in the episode. We do have a plan bit. We have a plan bit. Wait, yours are what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, they were gonna read a couple We do we do a plan bit You guys are doing did you guys see the review on me?

We just went Yelp To Google reviews Use are like worth like comedy skits. Oh, yeah. Did you see the one that's like act one, act two, act three? We can do it now. No way. So if you guys are cool, we want to do two good Yelp reviews. Just respond to,

think about it. And then we have two of the negative ones. Can I just tell you, the last time I went through them, I've called the people and tried to get them to like take them down.

It's called Yelp. What can we do? Call the people. I've got, if there's numbers, I don't know, it's who helped me with Dom. Remember I went through him?

Why would you do that? Because he's like, dude, like you had a big experience. How can we make it better? Like you want to come here and get a free haircut? No. Dude, it's numbers, I don't know. Who helped me with Dom? Remember I went through? Why would you do that? Because he's like, dude, like you had a big experience. How can we make it better? Like you want to come here and get a free haircut? Dude, it's like, it's like, it's like rust on a bike. Dude adds character. Yeah.

Oh, all right. Well, I still try. I mean, you know, true. Real quick. We gotta change battery. These people, by the way, the negatives sound like they're fucking insane. Yeah, they're insane people. I have to deal with the negatives.

That's a nice way. And this is again, if you don't like it. Are we back? We're back on? Yeah, we're back on. So we are going to do, I'm going to, this're insane people. I have to be with the negatives. That's a nice way to end it. And this is again, if you don't like it. Are we back? We're back on? Yeah, we're back on. So we are going to do, this is Google reviews. We got Google reviews and we got. I got the Yelp.

You brought up the Yelp. I'll go Google. Did you hear what they said? He's like, yeah, these people just sound insane. That was a nice way. They are insane. No, no. I think if you go out of your way to rate something, I think you're an insane person.

I would, well, then again. I'd have to be really. I've never done it. I would just, done it but i'd never read it anyway yeah just bury it low in my belly and just i'm old school like i would call you and be like you you fucked me i had one yelp review where i did a show in the poconos and i got like put up for the night like the guy got us a hotel i had to do the show like in the where the hotel was and i was staying there with a former friend of mine and uh the year was it was in the middle of august there was no air conditioning and then if you open the windows there was no screen to block the bugs so you couldn't open the windows because bugs would be going in and out so we go we do the show next day i go home and then the day after the guy who runs

the shows that i got booked on called me and he was like hey uh i gotta talk to you about something and i was like what's up and he's like one of your is my ex-girlfriend called me and he was like, hey, I got to talk to you about something and I was like, what's up? And he's like, one of your, it was my ex-girlfriend at the time. He's like,

did she write a scathing review about the hotel that we put you up in? And I was like, I don't think so. And he's like, well,

the place has two reviews and one of them is a three paragraph long review shitting on them and I had no clue and I was like, oh my God my god i'm sorry i'll talk to her right now i'll call her right now oh you must have been a basket case that takes the score down

i was freaking out there's only two reviews that's it that's it first was the other review would ever go back and look at the other view the first review was like hopefully the guy who comes here breaks up with his girlfriend but uh so she's your ex is that why you broke up with her yeah well not directly because but uh yeah, so I had to call her. She was like, you know, that place sucked. And I was like, we stayed there for free. I got paid money. This is a job.

What was your beef with it? Just the fact there was no air conditioning. It was gross in the room. Three paragraphs. Those are pretty. You got to put them up in a nice spot. That's how I live, dude. This one's pretty long.

This is from. Should I say the name? No, maybe not say the name. Don't say the name. This is from... Should I say the name? No, maybe not say the name. This is from a Timmy. I'll say the first name. This is from five years ago. If I could rate zero stars, I would. Joe completely didn't listen to me when I said two on the sides and a little off the top.

Mind you, my hair is long on top and I like to keep it that way. He gave me a one to two fade on the sides and took almost all my hair off the top. Mind you, my hair is long on top and I like to keep it that way. He gave me a one to two fade on the sides and took almost all my hair off the top. I look like I'm seven years old again. Also, none of his staff are welcoming in the slightest bit unless you're a local or a regular customer of his,

which in that case, you will be greeted with a, yo, what's up, bro? How you been? He also stopped my haircut twice just to go on his phone and call his mechanic to check up on his nice black porsche ass i personally wouldn't even recommend this place to my worst enemy timmy i just want to say i'm sorry timmy go fuck yourself i'm sure my porsche was more important that day no I'm just kidding he talked about the Porsche

earlier in the episode it's not black Timmy it's not black it's navy asshole yeah that's a sin nah Timmy's got a heart he's got it right

I'm sorry Timmy you know what I mean really you should be the bigger man yeah you gotta be the bigger guy we gotta find a max one that's bad

Timmy can I just say something to Timmy Timmy do you ever have an off day at work you motherfucker you know what I mean Timmy do you go to work 100 every day because i don't do you i do all right i have bad days i'm not saying bad days i have bad cuts dude you gotta leave it at the door buddy

yeah leave it at the door but you gotta keep on me at the end i go over and i give you your shot where was timmy when like at the end when i say, what do you think Timmy? He should be like Joe. I don't fucking like it. You're on your phone. We're mechanic. What is this shit? You know, that's Did Timmy have some balls? Did Timmy Timmy's a telephone tough guy? Yeah, that's what you are when you fucking leave a review Now why don't you call me up and say Joe dude you fuck my hair up you were talking to people I was to Timmy, guess what? What the fuck is that?

That's it. We got a bar next door. Distillery next door. I didn't feel it getting raw. Oh, the wild feather, huh? Pretty cool. Wild feather. Some wild feathers out there.

But anyway, yeah, dude, because of that, if you're honest and you're from the heart, then you say, Timmy, come back. I'll give you a free haircut. I'm sorry I fucked you up, man. There's a good one of me on Google. Really? Is it really? Is it a negative one? Severely the prince well then we'll offset it because we were talking about it earlier we have two in a row uh excellent service atmosphere

and a good cut tang was a great barber recommend when it is a walk-in after not so great experience at another local shop fit me right in in, right below. Tang was awesome. He spent a lot of time asking what I wanted and was very meticulous doing a mid-fade. Oh, yeah. It's like, no problem. You come in, I hug you, I love you, bye. Tang's awesome, dude.

Thanks, man. Such a sexy impression. Tang does sound like the fucking man. I might, well, I'm not going to leave Dino, but Tang does. No, but he's worth, Tang's worth meeting. Tang's amazing. If you want to just watch the Goonies Tang's... No, but he's worth, Tang's worth meeting. Tang's amazing. If you want to just watch the Goonies and feel cool about Tang, that's it. Who's data?

For Indiana Jones. What? Indiana Jones, data. Yeah, I couldn't find it. There was literally one negative in the rest of the five stars. It's on Google. I'm on Google right now. Go to the worst rated.

Oh, here it goes. The kid that was driving back from college. Yes. All right. So we have one rated. Oh, here he goes. The kid that was driving back from college. Yes. All right. So we have one about Max that we found. Max. This is three years ago by Harrison. Harrison.

And he's got 15. He's got 15 reviews. Yeah. This kid stinks out loud. Wow. Fuck you, dude. And he's also got a profile picture. I think he's fly fishing in his profile.

He's got a fly. Wow. He's going after Harrison. He's doing biker. Can we leave a review on Harrison? Or he's doing snow we should you can reply on uh on yelp i don't know if you're bigger than that but here we go three years one star this is three years ago i've gone to this barbershop for over five years and i hate to say it i am extremely unsettled how they treated me i made my appointment for 10 30 and i was driving back from college from two states away

and during my drive to there, I missed my appointment. I am not one to text and drive on roads like 95 and 295. So I was not able to text. Dork. Well, you're a huge pussy then. Next thing I know, I get a notification. They charge my card the full amount for the haircut. Oh, that was it.

Yep. Confused, I call them and try to find out why I was charged the full amount. Nowhere in the cancellation policy is it stated that you will be charged 100% if you miss the appointment. That's our bad. That was. He got dealt dirty. That was payback to all the other assholes. Sorry, Harrison.

It builds up, I'm sure. Yeah. We slammed him. You wanted me to. You pressed me for that. Yeah. He was like, I need the whole money. I was like, all right, fine.

I'll just charge him the whole money. Yeah. No, it wasn't. It was just the principle. Yeah, of course. It wasn't. It was the principle. It was debatable. This is what it says.

They only state you will be charged up to 67%. And we did change that right after that. We changed it. We changed it right after that. And I had to because he said that comment. You live and you learn. But he was like, we got to charge the full price. Yeah.

I looked at his record and he was like a repeat no shower. Like you get on, you get on that list where we take your credit card. You don't even take credit cards. You have to really fuck up to get on that list. You're on the list. You're on the naughty list. So shame on him.

There's always more to the story. I like this because there's more to the story all the time. Keep going. If we charge you, then you were on the naughty list where you had to put your credit card in. So he's a repeat offender. I it's totally he should have a right that over his house so here we go I called and asked what was happening and was immediately greeted with it

with disrespect by I would presume max wow correct I had an appointment with I'm absolutely shocked with how he talked to me this guy sounds like a soy boy no way how little he cared at all I said I never want to come back here after this and he said good we do not want you back oh shit i don't think that's that

bad you said you remember saying there's a lot worse ways you do i picked up the phone and he was like um i got i got charged for a haircut um and i just want to like get it back or whatever i could be misquoting a little timid boy so and i was like i was like yeah that was that was with me you're on a list and you've you've done this multiple times and people don't know like going back to like we get paid commission it comes directly out of my pocket right and this is a time where i i was very i still am i'm i'm very busy so if there's a slot open i'm gonna fill it if you give me two hours i'm gonna fill that slot i'm gonna call someone i'm gonna get someone in that slot yeah so he is driving and and and i text him i was like hey are you coming

to your appointment no answer so then right when the time was over like i don't know if it was what was the time 10 30 to 11 this is this is the new barber mentality i come from where we never had appointments we didn't have the option even do this to people he was walked in so like i never when it happens to me i just like brush it off and i go to the next guy i'm like this is the new age where it's like off now i lose i lose my spot i lose my money and it's like it puts me like thinking that's not a bad way to look at it this guy's taking his job very seriously i just didn't it's not like you just no showed me once he was on a list where when you book an appointment now you have to put your credit card in. Yeah.

Because you fucked someone. But even a single no-show seems insane. No, look, it happens. You should call at least. No, no, no, no show again. A call, that's what I'm saying. Dude, if he called five minutes before, I would have been like, oh, dude. It's the respect.

Why would you book an appointment if you're driving from fucking four states away? No, I think, yeah, I should rephrase. I think a no-call no-show is insane. Bullshit. That's crazy. I was thinking my mom. I was going to say, I have to correct myself.

I've done a couple calls and not show up. Yes, he did. I know exactly who you're talking about, too. I know that kid. Has he ever come back? No. I haven't seen him. Let's see Tento's on his principles.

I like that. I can appreciate that. It's two people standing Tento's. I kind of respect that. He did like Corey, dude. Corey's well-liked. Everybody's well-liked. No. No. No. No. It's two people standing ten toes. I kind of respect that. They do like Corey, dude. Corey's well-liked. Everyone's well-liked. No.

No. No. No. That's funny. No. Got any more? The rest are just great. I mean, there's really no negative.

I will say, there are a lot of recently good ones. The only ones I saw on Yelp, I didn't really read the Google reviews, is when you guys changed prices, that's when people kind of rebelled. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah. But I mean, you's good to know. Yeah.

But I mean, you got to stay competitive. Yeah. I think we know what the right time is. We talked about it. No one likes prices to be raised, but at the end of the day,

he's cool. I will say there are so many levels to why you have to raise. The people in the past who pressured me wouldn't let up. We just discussed it

and we know when the right time is. Yeah. This would be a good one to kind of tie the bow on it because this hits everybody. By David M., the bro it's three years ago uh this place is the best spot to get a shape up whether it's isaac dom or max i always leave feeling great about my cut thank you david thanks david appreciate positive let's even a positive note i have one

guy cut his hair and he goes he looked in the mirror and he was like, I feel so good about my life right now. That was like the best thing I ever heard. I wonder if that dawns on you guys that when I leave here, I'm like, I could make love to anyone when I ever want for the rest of my life. You're my greatest wingman. I feel like the man. I hate my haircut every single time. I hate feeling like my haircut.

I love when it's like... Grown in for like two weeks later? You should feel good about the whole experience. grown in you should feel good the whole experience no you should feel good the second you leave the chair oh I feel good in the chair but I don't ever be like

maybe you're one of those guys you look at two weeks later I do why don't you get it cut longer then so then you like it instantly no you go real short so it lasts yeah I'm like

he gets his money's worth I'm the guy like you're pure efficiency he gets his money's worth we don't want him anywhere yeah 100% like yeah you don't want me I'm not good I'm just kidding no no I'm serious I'm like, he gets his money's worth. I'm the guy like, you're pure efficiency. He gets his money's worth. We don't want it. Yeah, 100%. Like, yeah, you don't want me. I'm not good. I'm just kidding.

No, no, I'm serious. I'm a month and a half, two months guy sometimes. I'm not paying you for this. I am not. You don't want me as a customer. We got all cons. I used to be Joe's customer.

Did you really? Yeah, I was Joe's customer. Do you have any Yelp reviews? No. He gave me a safety razor. We can show it on the thing, right? It was like a Japanese straight edge. Yeah, it was gave it to me was a little kid and I kept it Yeah, how cool is that?

Said that yeah, you feel good cuz like I feel like I've done a lot of wrong in my life No, this is one of the things right here. Yeah, what would that look like? Like what do you mean how to be a successor... You got your protégé here. Yeah. What would that look like? He can't be... He's not going to be a successor, but you got your protégé. And he was a cut hair and just rot. And he was a cool kid, though. I remember, like, he went to school with my son. He looked like a man in eighth grade. Who, him?

Like, he would give out... Like, he'd give my kid knives and watches. I'd be like, where'd you get this? He'd be like, Max. Like, Max gives people everything. I got one of my cousins who wants to give him a Rolex. Plug?

Yeah. One of my cousins wants to give him a Rolex. And I'm like, see, that's because... give him a Rolex and I'm like see that's because He has a Rolex now He bought himself a Rolex dude, and that's real That's unbelievable that somebody in Starbucks saw you with a Rolex I'm like when I get a big boy job Yeah, yeah my watch walks in a room like two minutes before I do.

Can we talk about your guns? Yeah. You got a big gun collection? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty big gun collection. Now he's into golf. Yeah, I love golf.

He's like bought everything and done everything. What are you shooting? Not well. I heard you've invited Matty out. Matty hasn't taken you up on the offer yet. I know.

I just can't do it. I'm bad at golf. Do you golf too? Dude, it doesn't matter. I'm not good either. I told you I'd hold you up the whole time. No, you won't. We'll play fast. Matt, do you golf? Huh?

You golf too? I drink. I've gone to the course and I drink the entire time. Do you golf at all? Huh? Maybe I'll go golfing and just go over comedy with him. This is a good foursome right here. Do you golf? I hate golf so much.

I never golf once in my life. I never golf once in my life. We'll drink and hang out. That'll be a good quartet. Dude, I never golf, fish, or hunt. Yeah. Like, I never understood. I have no desire to do anything.

I've never been hunting. As many guns as I've ever been hunting. I let my dog hunt. My kids. Yeah, your kids. I was going to say. Second boys. Yeah.

What's your guys' busiest day of the year? It used to be the day before Thanksgiving. I was just going to say it's got to be. But now it's not. Now it's just Friday, Saturdays. My schedule, like... We sell out. We just sell out.

There's no more seats left. I'm primarily busy every day. There gets to be times where, like, right around September into October, like, I'll have a few openings. But, like, pretty much from, what is it, November now into Thanksgiving all the way until this time next year. Yeah. It's, like, every day is, like, when I first started, Christmas was, like, I was booked all day. He's growing a lot, too.

Like, this job builds character, man. Like, we work with the public. You hear a lot of things. It's like Grand Central Station here sometimes. Yeah. It builds a lot builds a lot of character man being a barber i feel like you're on set almost yeah yeah like you don't know what's gonna happen like you're on edge like somebody comes in selling like a a picture like black jesus or something those like yeah i mean i get phone calls all day just like you know just random shit yeah pop out you know and it's just it's kind of cool i mean i wake up every day like still excited nah i come in late every day yeah he comes in at like noon i like the guy that just doesn't give a fuck all right this is my last

one because i've had this one sitting in my head but i do care i feel like we've gotten to it do you guys ever give your pubes like cool haircuts or anything? Are you able to do anything like that? I did a whole bit on that the other day. Did you really? I did a comedy bit. Go ahead. Let's workshop it. We'll live. Okay, so I wanted to be a barber in South Philly.

South Philly was like the coolest spot to work when I got my license. And there was a spot called Victor's. And all the guys were there. How does this relate to your fucking pubes? What the man said to you? I was in the set. You set it up. Step on the dude's joke, dude. Have respect. relate to your fucking pubes so they all got their hair cut in south philly like john gotti all fluffed up and shit they had sinatra playing it was such a cool experience so when i opened up when we opened a barbershop here

it was totally different than south philly these people are like there's no sinatra i'm gonna play sinatra right you guys get pissed no i don't mind Sinatra There's a Sinatra Pretender down Outside the Italian restaurant Down there I love Sinatra But they always say It's like Philly got dinner time You know not to cut hair

But anyway I always say There's no Sinatra here These people are totally different Than South Philly people They're like Clueless some of them Like I love them But they're like

Doctors and lawyers And a lot of them Come in with their With their fucking Flip flops right Their Freddy Krueger toenails And I'll And that's the worst thing.

When you're a barber, like, we all, like, are like, oh, dude, look at this guy's toenails. They're fucking horrible, dude. Yeah. They'll see you need a circular saw. They'll get hair on their feet. Yeah. You'll need a circular saw to cut these motherfuckers' toenails.

They're so bad. And we'll turn each other, like, sometimes. Other people will be like, dude, look at this guy's feet, dude. It's so bad, dude. And they don't even know. And most of them are doctors and lawyers. They got so much money, these people. Like, they'll crush you with their wallet but they'd awesome to like have so much money you don't even think but they don't know how to dress but they don't know how to dress

and one guy actually asked me one time he's like my mom my mom when you're married it's like living with your mom you get to have sex with her but anyway that's crazy that comes it's the most italian thing you said yeah sometimes you guys literally all do marry like a replica of your mom's but uh he said to me one time he's like you know anything about manscaping and i was like dude are you kidding me like like who doesn't know about manscaping nowadays and i said to him like dude nobody wants to fucking go down there and fucking get a taste of bigfoot you know like and it goes the same way right with women i know i am like if you fucking put on your pants and elmo's head pops out I'm fucking turning into Mr. Noodle back to the ginger comment

Elmo said yeah yeah so I'm all over my shit and I part of my bit I tell it like you know because when I was growing up I used to take showers

with my dad and uh yeah I remember that shit like it was yesterday I don't know if you guys did that but it was fucking scary shit yeah my dad dropped the soap

dude and I turned around fucking that's part of my bit it looked like you guys remember the Muppet Gonzo, right? Yeah.

Yeah, it was like fucking him staring right at me. Does he live in a trash can? Is that the one that lives in a trash can? No, it's Oscar. Oh, it's Oscar. Yeah. Not even a Muppet, dude. Can you picture Gonzo?

Of course. Gonzo, yeah, my dad's dick looked like Gonzo's a little bit. Like his face. Yeah. It fucked me up. And I remember thinking, is my dick going to get like that all fat and hairy and shit? Like with that fat, hairy dick. Yeah, so I.

Dude. So, the question was, do you ever carve anything in your future well no but but just to see i was right five minutes ago you should have let me go listen i've been it fucked me up so bad that i like i'm i should do we're gonna build you for the therapy session all right my yeah my shit's bald because my dad fucked me up taking a shower with him yeah so i shave my shit all the time and i think everybody should. I think if you want to teach your kid the right way, grow your fucking pubes out, take a shower with him. He will never be the same.

All right. I'll send him a text tonight. See what he's doing. Hey, dad. Do you make any designs in your pubes? Not at all. Oh, it was designs? I thought you meant like do your manscape.

Oh, designs. Yeah. That was way off. I'm a little slow, guys. Speaking of designs, this will be the side up. We talked about it. I think you may do your manscape. Oh Yeah I think it keeps going. It's the fourth question you've missed today. It's always, it's always, I always go to my exams. It is always led to something you've been about. There's going to be about three minutes

and 45 seconds worth of content in this. As long as we're still open-ended to this, I'm happy. It's all going to get canceled. We're definitely rolling the dice.

We're rolling the dice. But what were we saying? Oh, it's designs. I don't do designs. Do you do designs in your shit? I just want to finish the question now. We'll send it to you

before we do it. Do you do designs in your pubes Never mind. I just want to finish the question now. We'll send it to you before we do it. Do you do designs in your pubes? No. Oh, there you go. You got an answer there. I don't ever do designs. Just shave it off, dude. Yeah, but I am good at it, though.

I'll say, like, I got to be good as a barber. I stink at it. Well, see, you guys aren't barbers. We got to be good at that. My wife should be happy, dude. I never do it. I refuse. To what?

What are you talking about? Manscaped? Nothing. How about this? Can I add something? I'm sick. I'm so queer at this point. I look at...

I let it rip. Yeah. I think I'm so... To this day, you're working with like 15 years of pubes? I'll do it like kind of like every time there's a... Wait, do you use scissors or do you use a clipper? Like a crescent moon. If I see one, I'll go and I'll cut.

A crescent moon? What do you go with? Do you go with like scissors? Wait, he's got orange hair too, dude, I'll go and I'll cut. A crescent moon? Do you go with scissors? Wait, he's got orange hair too, dude. So you've got some shag going on. Are you serious? Shag carpet. I don't shave too often.

No, not too often. So you've got the shag going? Yeah. That could hurt you or help you. So wait, wait. Because you are redhead. Yeah. How, wait, so are we talking in Mass City, like scissors or are we talking like little

shavings? I said scissors, yeah. Depends. It's so out of my mind mind I don't even think about it no I do you should talk to Max you should get a cordless clipper and just shave it all off dude see how

the reaction is you should really give them a listen take your cordless clipper shave it over the toilet completely and then like take a fusion a Mach 4 and a smooth and just it's like great cheese over the toilet completely and then like take a fusion a mock for it and smooth and just it's like great cheese over the toilet i'm really it is i can't do the you can't stretch your balls and shave them you're scared yeah i can't do the shade i can't what do we call this because i don't shave that much you don't shave your balls oh you gotta shave so when your girl's like if your girl

sucks in your balls she's gonna taste those stubbly hairs he transitioned like three or four years ago so he's not like no i think the electric razor and i just like kind of go down oh you're gonna clip if it's oh yeah you're gonna you're gonna get that wrinkly skin in there and you gotta stretch it stretching is very important when you shave is that what you do you gotta stretch the skin so just to pretend it's a little bald-headed guy and just shave i do stretch the skin and then shave it with dry it's like great and cheese i do when i use a brand new razor and then you got to take that i always say this part of my bit take your little penis it'll look like a frightened little chicken nugget and then get the little nugget and just kind of shave tighten them up you got to get

the little strays underneath the dick too i don't think i could ever do straight see when you watch porn see i'm critical when i watch porn now because i'm like dude this guy is gotta get like he's doing a good job yeah and then the other guys are just like 70s scooby-doo you can't be you know what i mean no i like it sounds like they like scooby-doo you can't be you know what i mean no i like it sounds like they like a little bit grown in i don't know you gotta ask the woman dude yeah she might like but you might catch her off guard if you try the technique bring it out you just see her humming down your butt you're like wow she's down there a long time it's like mikey he likes it the ladies are going a little 70s it's coming back

oh i don't i don't like that I hear some women get it lasered. That's a talk. I don't know if it's true or not. Nowadays, a lot of the newer things, they brought it back to Little 70s Bush. Really? I'm not a fan of that. I grew up on Bald is Mr. Clean.

I'm not a fan of that. Yeah, I think that was the norm. Times have changed. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Also, I got to ask the norm but times have changed yeah I'm not a fan I gotta ask this is very important to me as a comedian yeah

the Andrew Schultz haircut what is happening on top of his head who's Andrew Schultz I hate to take it away from the pee comments but I'm like so behind

you're talking about the skin no fade thing going on what is that even why is he doing that I have no idea I have no idea I don't know who he is

it's gotta be a part of a bit I think no idea. I don't know who he is. That's part of a bit. I think he means it. That's the craziest part. It takes some precision. You can't fuck off and do that haircut. There's no fade, it looks like.

No, there's no blend to it whatsoever. Yeah, I don't like it. It's Yeah, I don't like it. It's crazy. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's cool. Can I see the guy?

Can I see him? Oh, yeah. He looks just like Tony's customer today. He must have been trying to do that look. Really? I didn't see that. He looked identical. I mean, look, if you're...

It just kind of looks like, look at me. You know what I mean? With the mustache? It feels... He's got enough people looking at him, though. Non-stop people looking at him. You'd think he'd be a little more calculated. Is that the guy?

The one that's people banging his wife and stuff like that? Is that the dude? No. Not that I know of, but I could see... That's the haircut for it. I forget what story I'm talking about. Yeah, it's a bad haircut. It's a very, very...

It does look like it's a medium... He looks a little bit like a good-looking Hitler. It is. Yeah, he looks like a low-ranking 1940s German officer. Yeah, he looks like a German soldier. It's a bad haircut. Yeah, it's the worst. It's a bad haircut.

I don't mind it. Dude, see, I'm here to serve. If the guy shows me a picture and he wants that, you give him what he wants. You would just try not to give the guy the haircut? Yeah, I would completely not do it. No, I wouldn't like you. No, I would not do it. This was always right. Customers, yeah. Not always. If that's what he wants, you're going to say to the guy... You yeah i would i would completely not do it no i wouldn't like you no i would not do it right customers yeah not always if that's what he wants you're gonna say to the guy i'm not gonna be a successor i would be like bro that's fucking ridiculous i'm not

giving you that haircut he would never i don't think i think a bigger game yeah he's talking bigger game than he uh no no no no no you gotta come in here and answer that haircut next time he fans me with it all the time i was like me for something and I was like, I don't think we should do that. I've given like loose ideas and you're like, here's a better concept of what you're trying to say. There's a way

where you can ask. I would not do that. Matt gives me loose ideas all the time and then I also do the same thing you do and he goes, nah, you're kind of right.

Yeah, no, no. I'm Dr. Loose Ideas. If he wouldn't, if he wouldn't, he turtles very well. I would, I would, great guy.

Matt's a little loose in his point of view. Great guy. He turtles. I don I would. Great guy. Strongly. Great guy. He turtles. I don't want my name in that haircut. That's a good point. He's not going to go around yelling about, hey, where do you go get your cut? I mean, he gets enough attention from it.

I mean, if I was Andrew Schultz Barber. Yeah. True. I would be like going out after the cut and going out in front and be like, he got me right today and tagging it with Nice for What by Drake playing in the background. Someone good did it. A very skilled barber did it.

There's nothing wrong with that as long as he switches it up. The top looks great, and it takes precision to make that line. You have to stare in the mirror and make sure everything's aligned. It's selling because the guy in here got the same haircut today. I'm telling you. I personally wouldn't do it. Yeah. Watch everybody

start getting that haircut now. I would say three or four times if they were like, oh, I want to do it. After that fourth time, I'm like, fuck it. We'll do it. But he's also Andrew Schultz. He's a gazillionaire. He's like, I can do whatever. He's a gazillionaire. What's he do? He's a comedian. Oh, he's a comedian. Really? How come I never heard of him? Probably because you're an asshole. I just don't watch comedy. I'm sorry. I want to do comedy, but I don't. What's he do? He's a comedian. He's lovely. Oh, he's a comedian. Really? How come I never heard of him?

Probably because you're an asshole. I just don't watch comedy. I'm sorry. I want to do comedy, but I don't. There's so many comedians out there. I know. They're so good and doing so well. I know. I feel like sometimes it just goes by the wayside.

You're like, oh yeah, I forgot that he's like a millionaire. Really? Dude, there's that much more in comedy right now? Fuck yeah. Oh yeah. There's a comedy boom. Are you serious? What do you think about that thing?

I think it's around for a while. Before Dane Cook, you could argue that the mid for a while before Dane Cook you could argue that like the mid 90s to like Dane Cook-ish area was kind of like a slow I thought this other guy was the main guy it's an advanced form

of Shane Gillis as a man dude I thought he was the top of the line he's up there oh well Gillis is probably that's what these guys are saying in here

watch him Gillis is probably the largest touring comedian I would say right now Matt is it true he's from PA and he's he was at Helium

yeah did you he dropped in on one of my shows I did a little while ago are you kidding

me yeah it was cool that's awesome yeah are you interested in getting in this um

kill Tony thing if he was around I'd try to hop on I heard it's coming to PA yeah they do like theaters

and stuff I mean they're so big that they don't even go to the clubs yeah they go to the stadium I don't even go to the clubs. They used to run on Madison Square Garden, and that was before the Trump rally. Yeah, they'd be able to go to the stadium. I don't know. Stadium would never be conducive.

Wait, were they? Oh, you're talking about- I heard rumors he's coming to Philly. I don't know if that's true. Wells Fargo Center, you're talking about. Yeah. You think he would? Gillis just did Wells Fargo.

Yeah. And there was a guy that he had open. He's a really funny comedian. His name's Charles Blisnick, and his mic was like disconnected because you're a wireless mic because you're connected to the entire arenas so as you move things what's that as you move is it like coming off it could get fucked up at any moment you have no idea why and he was bombing so imagine bombing and your mic's fucked up well he's bombing because the mic is fucked up so i'll be telling you a joke and i'll be like me and my girlfriend girlfriend went to. No way. Drops it on me.

And like that kind of like you're missing half of the joke. Oh, my gosh. And he's funny, dude. Just watch. There's a video of him. Oh, that's terrible. And they're all blacked out Gillis fans. So there's no sympathy.

They're not kind of like, oh, we can understand the mics fucked up. They're like, this guy sucks. Get him out of here. What was the biggest crowd you ever performed on? How many people? 500, probably. Oh, wow. 500, 600.

Yeah. Damn. That's a lot of people. But it makes no difference. Once you get past 100, it's the same thing. What was that? I was at 65 the other night. Is it true that with the lights and stuff, you can't see past the first couple of rows?

Well, that was what I was doing. Yeah, until you go in there and the lights are on, you fucking see all the seats. When you get on stage, there's a feeling that your penis and asshole do that you can only replicate getting in front of a large amount of people like you get up there and there's just like a tension that builds and you're schmeckled up and the butthole's tight and then the moment you get a laugh it's the funniest thing you go from the biggest nerves the minute you get a laugh you're like i'm the fucking man the beer helped the beer helped. I drank the beer, which I never did. And that was huge. That beer stuff is huge. I drank one beer and I was...

You got some feel-good properties in there. That's right. That definitely loosened me up. Well, look, I mean, this was... Thank you, guys. So fun. This was incredible. Yeah.

This was so much fun. No, thank you, guys. I hope the fans like it, honestly. Yeah. Oh, they will. And you guys can use this spot again if you wanted to, too. Yeah. If you guys want to interview somebody again if you wanted to, too. Yeah. If you guys want to interview somebody else.

Bring a bunch of grease monkeys in here. Bring a bunch of mechanics in here. Yeah. True. Get some angel dust. Yeah. Get some angel dust and everything, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

What do you call them? Coots? Coots. You guys act like you know them. I guess you do know them. He's a man, dude. I got some coots here. Any sign-offs about the shop?

Something people should know If they're watching No deals Two for one No deals Just ever Keep it a bean Support your local barber dude Support your local barber

Stick with your barber too Yeah Don't be a Barbershop's such a cool thing Do you guys get Do you get the barb pole I don't know if you got the barb pole On that shot

Go and do That's just Yeah That's a historical barb pole By the way For downtown Haddonfield That barb pole's probably worth Should I say it online?

Or on air? Yeah. Probably worth like eight grand now, 10 grand. That thing might be climactic. I thought it was going to be like 80. 14. Why is that thing worth so much? That's an old hand crank, too.

They used to pump it back in the day, turn it around. Why is it worth so much? It's a freestanding barber pole. You won't see many of them. You'll get a pedestal. Go find one. You'll see them on the building, but you won't see a pedestal one. That's old school.

I bought it off a woman who owns a train station in Woodbury. Great woman. Name's Pat. Used to be a barbershop there. She owns Giannina's Restaurant. Do you know the story behind that? Shout out Giannina's. Do you know the story behind these?

The story? We did a little bit of research. We did some research. No, you didn't. We read stuff. Wow. What? They thought they got us.

I got us. Don't worry. That's the story behind the significance of this. You guys tell us about the barber. No, you tell us the significance. You tell us, dude. Barbers used to be doctors. You motherfuckers.

You say fucking 10 seconds of research. Fuck you. Fuck you. Go ahead, Max. Go ahead, Max. Fiancee. The white is the clean cloths. Yeah,, Max. The white is the clean cloth. Yeah, man.

The red was the dirty cloth. No, the red was the blood because the red was the blood and the blood was the oxygen. The blue, I was just told that it was like... Add it for an American. The blue was...

Yeah, the blue. Yeah. Shit. I was so pumped on that one, dude. You know George Washington died at the hands of a barber? No way. I'm pretty sure. I think he died by a dentist. Those are the wood teeth. I was so pumped on that one dude you know George Washington died at the hands of a barber no way I'm pretty sure

I think he died by a dentist those the the wood teeth no no he was they were bloodletting I think I think they were doing a

they were barbers were surgeons up until like the 80s yeah yeah yeah imagine us being surgeons wow because you guys were so good with like sharp shit

that's what they trusted us yeah imagine that you like cut one guy open you're like yeah Joe would go take this guy to see what his Porsche was up to in the shop. It's an old Porsche, dude.

It's an old Porsche. What was that kid's name? I was bleeding out, and Joe literally went to go take a call. What was that kid's name? Tony? Timmy.

Timmy, dude. Sorry, Timmy. It's an older Porsche, dude. I act like I'm some high roller. I drive a Mazda X1. I race on 295. I love that thing, but Timmy's still a Ford,

and I still like Timmy. Timmy, come back. Timmy Timmy come back Timmy needs to come back Timmy come back God bless us everyone You can blame it all On Joe Yeah

Who's gonna edit this? Me Oh you're an editor too? Yeah You use Premiere? I gotta take a look Alright Do you wanna rap?

You wanna rap? Yo everybody I would but Yeah Oh yeah It's just more money Yeah that's good If you can edit good Yeah everybody Do you want to wrap? You want to wrap? Yeah, everybody. I would, but yeah. Oh, yeah. This is more money than I got to pay off. Yeah, that's good if you can edit good. Yeah, everybody.

I hope you enjoy this. This is a new little format that we did. So, you know, comment below if you like it, like the video, whatever. Hit us on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, whatever. Direct message us and tell us how you really like this. You guys really fucking appreciate this. I know you know Matt, but you didn't know me. Anytime.

Welcome you with open arms. I'm not ever going to come to Marana's and get my hair cut. Well, it's because you have a fiance. Can't shit in my barber. Don't come back. But I feel like family. That's great. Dude, thank you.

When you hear you're family. That was corny. Is there endless breadsticks? Say that again? Endless breadsticks. Oh, no. No. I'm going to kill myself. I don't even know about the astronaut. God bless. that was corny endless breadsticks say that again endless breadsticks oh no no I'm gonna kill myself

I don't even know about the astronaut peace God bless thank you