Mention It All - Always Blame The Social Media Team Ft. Fat Carrie Bradshaw (RHOC, RHOM)
Episode Date: January 27, 2022Fat Carrie Bradshaw is back! He joins Dylan to discuss Jennie Nguyen’s baffling Instagram Live, and they talk about how her exit should be handled on RHOSLC. Next, they share their feelings on this ...season of RHOC, and how the cast is working out. After that, they talk about RHOM, and whether Larsa makes sense with this group of women. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Fat Carrie Bradshaw, Chris Burns.
Hello.
Hey, bitch.
What's going on? I'm so excited to be back. I'm excited to have you back. I feel like things are
happening so quickly on Bravo these days that it's probably really only been like a month since
you were on this podcast, but it feels longer. And it feels like so much has happened that we
haven't gotten to talk about. And personally, I need your takes and your opinions. So I'm glad you're
here. Amen. I'm glad I'm here too.
For the, this is like the fourth episode in a row now where the biggest headline has been regarding Jenny Wynn.
I actually feel like this might be the last time that we kind of have to talk about her, really.
But as you all know, we talked about on last episode that she was fired officially.
But she, you know, hopped on Instagram live last night to share her truth.
always a mistake.
And, you know, I understand, I mean, I've never been in a position like this because I haven't,
I haven't made, you know, dozens of racist Facebook posts and got fired for it.
But I understand the impulse to be like, I got to get out there and like say something.
But yeah, it's rarely ever goes well.
And I would say Jenny's Instagram Live is probably one of the worst.
instances I can recall.
It was upsetting from start to finish, especially, like, she obviously had gotten
hair and makeup for this Instagram live to defend her racist, not even past.
Like, we can't even say past.
It was from 2020.
Yeah.
So immediately, she pops up on the Instagram live.
I know you didn't, you weren't watching it live.
You saw some clips later.
I was watching it live.
And it was wild to click on that little live circle.
and to see her sitting in her living room with a black man that we have never met before.
Yeah, so I watched, I watched like the clips, but do she introduce him at all?
So he introduced himself, I can't recall his name, but he said that he's a friend of Jenny's.
He's known her for a long time.
He reiterated, I think, three different separate times that he was not being paid to be there,
which, you know, could to know, could know, I guess.
I was like, this must be like a lawyer.
No, no, no, not in a professional context.
He did specify that he had traveled to Utah to be there for this.
So I guess he doesn't live locally.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I think a lot of people were immediately turned off by the fact that she was sitting there with, you know, a black person to kind of speak on her behalf.
But though things that she was saying.
Yeah, the things that he was saying also didn't make anything better. I mean, he was reminding us that this was all the way back in 2020 and it's like, okay, that doesn't matter. He was saying, at one point, he literally said, Jenny's not racist. She grew up in Long Beach, which is like, okay. And then he's also, he's talking about, you know, like, I'm her friend, so she's not racist. She's had black employees so the race card doesn't work with her. And it's like, how are we still?
in 2020 thinking that like the black friend argument means that you aren't a bad person.
I mean, Jenny, I was rooting for you, bitch. Like, I liked Jenny this so far in the season.
The real tragedy here is that we don't get to see Jenny's kids anymore. I know. I'm going to
miss Carlin. Which is devastating. I just, I don't understand the idea of going on a
an Instagram live with a man who you asked to fly in to sit next to you for the sake of
not appearing racist. And then what she was saying was just as idiotic. I mean, the idea that
a woman, like a mom who owns, uh, like what doctor's offices?
Chiropractor needs, uh, needs a social media.
team to run her personal Facebook account? And the most unbelievable thing of the whole thing is a social,
and she was like, I didn't know. It was like my social media managers. When have you met a conservative
social media manager who was like, I just want to make sure I can hop on Facebook and share my
my pro-police brutality views? Yeah, the social media team excuse, I think really took everyone by
surprise because it seems so unbelievable. If you have, you know, when like Jen Shaw has said
something like that, or Mia Thornton on Potomac kind of had a similar excuse for things she was
saying about the women, at least in both of those situations, it was stuff that was happening
while they were on the show. So, I mean, even if somebody like Mia doesn't really need a
social media team, it wouldn't shock me if she was paying somebody to kind of help her out with
that. Whereas for Jenny, when it's months before she even has started filming for her first season
of the show, it's like, I looked at her Facebook page. It was like pictures of her kids, random dog
pictures that she was reposting, like recipes, and then all of these memes mixed in. And it's
like, you didn't, this wasn't like a curated social media page. It was just a middle-aged person
on Facebook. No. She didn't hire anybody. Like, where are they? I want to see them. Also, find me a social
media manager who wouldn't happily hop up and be on camera. Like, I just, I don't believe anything she's
saying. Any single person that has a social media manager, like, not for a business or company,
there's something, something's going on there. Yeah. And then she also was like, you know,
these posts, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I want to.
make it clear. I'm a proud Republican, and I support my law enforcement. And, you know, I saw in our
community that businesses were being burned down. And it's like, okay, so you're not really,
I mean, she's like vaguely saying that the posts weren't good, but she's not really like
saying anything to indicate that she doesn't believe the things in those posts. She's saying,
like, sorry, the posts were bad, but like, that's how I feel.
It's like when a housewife says, like, I'm sorry for the way I said it, but I'm not sorry for what I said.
That's kind of the vibe.
She's like, sorry, I delivered it in such an aggressive manner.
But, yeah, those are actually my views still.
Right.
She's like, sorry, my real political views were, like, shared in some maybe distasteful memes,
but, like, that's still how I feel about the world.
And it's like, I mean, I guess I'm kind of.
in a way, I'm like, honestly, thank you for not lying and pretending that you have always
supported Black Lives Matter or whatever, because it makes it a little easier to just be, like,
write it off and say, okay, she's that girl we thought she was from the Facebook posts.
We don't have to, like, she's not trying to redeem herself. So we don't, there's not that
feeling of like, oh, should we give her another chance? It's like, no, she's pretty happily owning
all of this stuff. I mean, aside from.
the fact that she's not owning, literally making those posts herself.
But in terms of the actual views, it's like she's not really trying to get us to believe that she is anyone, anything different than that.
Totally.
Yeah.
It'll be interesting to see at the reunion.
I feel like there'll be like a disclaimer.
Like this reunion was shot before the revelations of Jenny wins.
You know what I mean?
Because also I'm sure they're going to talk about race stuff.
That's an interesting thought because my.
My friend, my friend Steve, who runs Faces by Bravo on Instagram, his prediction is that some of the footage that the women shot with Jenny or talking about Jenny thinking that was for season three, he thinks they're going to tack some of that onto the reunion.
So that basically she'll be, they'll show her, like, essentially getting kicked out of the group on the reunion.
And then season three will, like, be a fresh slate.
I don't know.
I, that's just like a theory.
I could see them doing that.
I wouldn't hate that.
I was surprised that they were already filming season three when this all came to be, right?
Like, I feel like they just shot the reunion.
They had no break.
I think that's kind of what they're, I mean, with these shows where everything is kind of like
ready to go.
I mean, that's what they basically were doing with Beverly Hills this past season.
Yeah.
I know they've done that with Potomac in the past.
It's like, obviously shows like at.
New York, they've kind of O.C., they've kind of put them on a little bit of a hiatus and given
them some time to figure it out. But with the shows that are kind of ready to go, they really do
hit the ground running. And especially in Salt Lake City, Jen Shaw's trial is starting at the beginning
of March. So I imagine they want to kind of get as much everyday footage as possible before it all
becomes the trial. Oh, my God. Listen, who would have thunked?
Lake City would have been the...
I know. Just an absolute
just like loony bin.
Absolutely crazy.
But yeah, we'll see. I mean, I could
see that because then they could start season three without
Jenny and it would just be like...
Yeah, I feel like if they choose to go that route,
it would be like a little bit of a clean slate, which I think might work in their
favor.
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We're going to talk about Orange County today and then they so rudely deprived us of a new episode
this week. But before we get to Miami, I would want to ask you about Orange County and just kind of
how you're feeling about this season.
What are your thoughts on the new women and, you know, the returning housewives?
Like, what's your vibe on OC?
Because we won't get to recap it.
I, okay.
Number one, Shannon, it's time for Shannon to retire from the housewives.
Like, for her own sake.
I'm like, this poor woman, although she does seem to be like having fun now, but we're
how many episodes in and it seems like this is the first time she seemed like she's
actually wanted to be with the other housewives.
And I also feel like she doesn't actually like her boyfriend that much.
Because I'm like, why are you so miserable?
It feels, and he seems so nice to her.
So, I don't know.
David ruined her.
I mean, David's such a piece of shit.
But anyway, what else do I like?
Noelle, I don't think I'm fiving with.
Okay.
And Heather, I, listen, I love Heather for the fact.
that she's taking OC back to a place where it's watchable, but, like, Heather as a person,
questionable.
Gina's my hear- I love Gina and I love Emily this season.
Emily's giving me something I never thought I would get from Emily, and that's to be entertained.
Emily is truly, like, most improved, biggest surprise, like, most, like, I, in the, literally last
season when they were announcing kind of like the reboot cast whatever, I was like, really?
Like we did this whole reboot and we couldn't figure out how to get rid of Emily.
Like that was, I was really done with her. And I am totally eating my words at this point because
she has been such a pleasant, you know, presence this season. And I really am enjoying her.
I think she's funny. I don't know what it is, but like she really is doing it for me this year.
I feel like she was like, you know what? I'm just going to stop.
trying to put on any facades and I'm just going to like be myself. I feel like you could even see it in
the first episode when they're at Heather's house and Nicole like says something rude and Emily like takes
a minute and then she's like actually you know what you're not going to fucking talk to me like that.
And I was like okay this bitch has like come back for her her renaissance. So and Gina I always love
and I love Gina's like obsession with Heather's money. I think it's so funny that I would be
Gina if I was in OC.
And Nicole, my God, like,
crawl back into the blush that you came out of.
You know what I mean?
Nicole, the makeup in that one scene where she's with Noella is just simply,
it lives rent-free in my head.
That, Noelle also, it's like, just enough.
The whispering, the, everything she does is so theatrical.
And I don't know.
I also come from a school of, like, you have a slight bit of respect for Heather Dubrow.
Listen, I know that Heather Dubrow is, like, not whatever.
You don't want to be fake, but also, Heather Dubrow is the one that's taken you to Cabo.
Heather Dubrow is the one that, like, is setting up these parties.
Like, you can't be so rude to somebody that's literally taking you on vacation.
Yeah, I do.
And then, sorry, Noel is complaining about the plane, the plane.
I'm like, you are Heather.
What are you talking about?
Right.
It's like, I feel like everybody needs to recognize that Heather is the reason that this show is like a thing again.
So whether or not you're really getting along with her, it's like, you can't really be like, oh, who's this bitch?
Like, what is she talking about?
It's like, I mean, she's not like the one who signs the paychecks, but she's the reason that like the paychecks are coming again.
Oh, totally.
I don't think. Yeah. Okay, let's get into Miami. We are still in the Hamptons after this last week's, you know, train wreck of a dinner with Marisol stirring the pot and Nicole really getting into it with just about everyone. And Larsa, and we basically this week see that Alexia, Marisol, and Larsa are all kind of like not having it with Nicole. And I'm curious. And I'm.
curious, your thoughts on Nicole in general, but also, like, do these women really have a reason
to be so, you know, put off by her? I think that they just don't like that Nicole is already,
they want Nicole to kiss their ass a little bit, I think. I think they want Nicole to be,
like, the new girl and be not speaking up and stuff. Listen, I live for Marisol. I love alexal. I love
Alexia, but it does seem a little like bullying the new girl to me. Also, like, Marisol, I don't, I really don't think Nicole said that Larissa was a hooker and that she didn't want to associate with her. Like, I think it was a misunderstanding where Nicole, I mean, they show us, unless it was off camera. I'm loving Miami though. Julie is a goddamn nutcase and also is 100% the one that has to have the ambulance come. I,
I looked at the, because I had to, you just see her hand coming out of the blanket, so I went back to see whose nails matched, and it's 100% Julia.
I love it. That's like, that's like such the drag queen in you that you're like, whose nails are those?
I think that Julia Adriana stuff is so bizarre.
Yeah, I do agree. I feel like, I don't know if threatened is the right word, but I feel like the kind of old guard is a little.
little bit like they don't they're not super open to like Nicole kind of taking this place in the
group where I feel like she at least from watching it this season she kind of seems like a fresh
new like central figure almost and I do think you know for somebody like Larsa who you know she
left the group for such a long time and then I feel like she was kind of coming back this season
expecting to be like, you know, the center mojito holder.
I was going to say diamond holder.
And like obviously, I mean, Larsa, it's not like Larsa's not getting screen time or anything,
but like it doesn't feel like we're watching the Larsa show.
And I have a feeling that she wanted it to be a little more like that.
But like what you were saying with what Nicole said about Larsa,
I really tend to believe Nicole's version of events where it's like, yeah, like I had
questions about the OnlyFans thing. Like, I didn't know very much about it. I kind of thought it was
weird. But, like, I didn't hate you for it. I just didn't get it. And now I do get it. And,
like, it's cool. We're cool. And Larsa seems sort of unable to accept what Nicole's telling her now.
And she's like, it's like she has this one comment that may or may not have even happened that's
just, like, ringing in her head. Totally. And Marisol was the one that was actually talking so much
shit about Larsa and OnlyFans, like in the first, the first couple episodes. It makes no sense to me.
I also don't believe that Larsa makes $10,000 a day on OnlyFans. That's insane. But I am, I am,
Larsa and Nicole, I just don't see ever actually being close. You can, like, look at their
personalities and tell that they just aren't going to really mesh. I got to be honest. I think I'm
enjoying Larsa this season. Like, I think she is,
funny. I am, you know, I just think she's an interesting person, but I don't necessarily see her being
close with anyone in this group. I mean, I feel like she and Marisol and Alexia maybe sort of have like
a little bit of a pact going on where they're like, yeah, we're the OGs, like we're going to,
you know, have a good season, et cetera, et cetera. But like, you can tell that Marisol and Alexia are like
besties. And I feel like, you know, Lisa has.
close relationships with some of these women. And I think, you know, Adriana obviously has known every,
has been in this group for a long time. But like, Larsa still sort of feels like this separate
force. Yeah. And like, I agree. I don't think, you know, even Nicole, having just, you know,
joined the show, she obviously has like a pretty good bond going with Lisa. You know, she knows,
she clearly, it feels like she has more kind of like history or back.
story with Alexia and Marisol and like with Larsa it just kind of feels like, oh yeah, like we knew you from Instagram.
Yeah, it does seem, because I think Alexia brought in Nicole, right? That's what she said.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, I think so. And then she was, so she was a little bit like caught off guard that now Nicole is getting so close with Lisa. But like, Lisa seems fun. I don't, like, I'm sorry.
Lisa Hawstein seems like somebody that I would love to like have drinks and talk shit with.
Like, that is to me perfect.
The, the, the room stuff.
Lisa, like, that was one of the most, that's, like, top three most heinous behavior regarding rooms in a housewives show to me.
That was, like, Ramona Singer.
That's it.
Like, not even, like, exactly like, Ramona, where she was like, I'm just, I didn't share ever.
I didn't even share when I was a kid.
Why would I share now?
And I'm like, that is just, you're such a privileged.
like that's so insane to me to to fight and then like obviously Larsa gets her own fucking room
when Adriana's like Larsa's not the queen B she can't come up in here after being gone for
however many years and then be queen B I'm like she's queen B because she booked the trip and the
house for this trip she's queen B I feel like there are certain kind of like there's like a
housewives girl code and like one of those things is like if you're the one who
who like, quote unquote, planned the trip, you're going to get the good room.
You know, that's just kind of how it goes.
Even if it was all producers that found this house, it's still Larsa that.
It's one thing to say, like, oh, I wish I had a nicer room, but for Lisa to be, like, so insistent
that she wouldn't share a room when clearly, you know, everybody could do the math in the
house, and it's like, only one person gets their own room.
And, like, unfortunately, for Lisa, it's Larsa's trip.
Yeah, no, 100%.
Um, so yeah, we'll see.
I think Julia is such an interesting choice, like an interesting add to the cast.
Because she doesn't feel like she'll ever really bring drama.
Um, even in that fight, she has three kids from three different guys that she was never married to.
And she didn't even like say it in the moment when Larsa was like coming for Julia.
I mean, coming for Nicole.
That out of wedlock comment was so wild because, first of all,
I mean, it's just like, I forget, I, it, I forget that there are people who still feel like that in the world, because I'm like, what year are we living in?
Which I don't even believe she does feel that way.
But to say something like that to somebody, as if it's like just a normal thing, like, as if everybody's going to just agree that it's like, oh, yeah, that is scandalous.
It's like, what show do you think you're on?
Like, we see people with kids out of wedlock all the time.
Like, that's not even a thing that crosses people's mind.
and Larsa's acting like, it's like, oh, I mean, like, I'm glad it worked out for you, but, like, I could never.
And it's like, nobody is, like, nobody's even thinking about that.
Like, Nicole, and, like, even if they weren't Nicole's in, like, a happy relationship, they just got engaged.
Like, everything is good.
She doesn't need you to worry about her kids.
Totally.
And also, you had your kids in wedlock and now you're getting divorced.
Like, what are you talking about?
And not to mention, like, you were up the Kardashians' ass for how many years.
and they all are divorced, having kids out of wedlock.
Like, who gives you shit?
It's insane.
I don't think she actually felt that way.
I think she only said that because she was trying to think of the only thing that came to her mind to try to hurt Nicole in that moment.
I think Larsa likes the idea of being like this traditional wife.
Like I think she probably, I believe that she, you know, is happy that she had her kids with her husband.
and whatever, but, like, it's funny for her to act, like, that's representative of her whole life
when, like, you were saying, she's getting divorced. She's clearly, you know, surrounding herself
with people that don't care about that. And also, I mean, again, this is not to shame her in any way,
but, like, she's on only fans. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, a lot of women that are, like...
Literally, you're selling feet picks, and you're going to judge Nicole, the doctor,
about having a child with her lawyer boyfriend out of wedlock in a $40 million house.
how irresponsible.
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oh my god can we talk about her house
did you see the architectural digest
photos. Of course I saw the architectural digest photos. I mean, listen, it's rare to find a housewife with
such classy taste. And I mean, definitely one of my favorite housewife houses. It just is so,
like, it's just such, so luxurious in a way that feels like legit versus like,
look at my fancy house. Look at how big everything. Like, you know, the whole like,
Jersey vibe of like everything is like big and over the top. It's like, no, this is like a beautiful,
luxurious home. And, you know, she's going to come back from brunch on her private jet and she's
going to roll up in her Rolls Royce SUV and she's going to come into this beautiful marble house
and like put her Burke in back where it goes in the closet. And Nicole's entire lifestyle, I feel like
bit by bit during this season, we're just, like, realizing how fucking loaded they are.
And it's like, oh.
Which I love.
My God.
Because you know that's real money when they're not waving it in your face.
Right.
Like, she's not talking about.
Who was it that said that?
I think it was not, it was a real housewife of maybe Adrian Malou said it.
Money talks, wealth whispers.
Yeah.
And, you know, she's, she's talking real quiet.
I did let her dig back at Larsa in the morning when she's apologizing to her about what she said.
And then she goes, I'm sorry if it happened that way.
And we all really love our out-of-wedlocked children.
Like, Nicole can hang.
I am loving her energy.
And I, yeah.
And then back to what you're saying about Julia, I do think she has like a very unique
housewives energy.
Like she's a little bit chaotic, but not.
in a way that seems like
messy or like
uncomfortable, she just is kind of
zany. And like when she gets down
on one knee at that dinner table
and does a friend
proposal to Adriana,
everyone's reactions to that.
I felt like I was having
all of those reactions watching it because I'm like,
what the fuck is going?
Like, what planet are these people on?
Well, the whole, the whole relationship
with them. I'm like, if I was
Martina, I would not be happy watching that back. And I'm a jealous person, yes, but that's too much.
Even like the foot massage stuff, I'd be like, what the fuck do you mean you gave her a foot massage?
Get out of my house. Yeah, the ring, I think, would be, like, the foot massage I got why that was like a thing.
But the ring would really make me be like, okay, no, no, no, like what is happening here?
because it's, I mean, get her like a friendship bracelet or like a necklace or something.
Like, we don't need to do like a down on one knee with the ring.
In front of everyone. It was weird.
Yeah, I don't know. I think that whole thing is interesting.
I would love to see Adriana start dating a woman, though.
Two queer women in one housewife franchise?
Happy holidays.
Well, you know, she's waiting so long to have sex with men when she's dating them.
So, like, she could fit in a few women.
You know, just in her like 90-day waiting period.
I did love her flirting with the boxing instructor.
These women, yeah.
And taking...
I love seeing them just like...
I loved when she goes to Kiki, and she's like,
hey, Kiki, you're going to fight Larsa for money, okay?
My favorite Adriana Kiki interaction this episode
was when they get back to the house from dinner,
and Kiki's like about to go upstairs.
And she goes, Kiki, do you love me?
there's an after party at the house.
I love some like off-key
Drake lyrics.
That was so funny. I didn't even pick up on that.
I loved that. And then Larsa
with the shot, she's like, you guys are just fucking standing around
eating pickles. Like, why would I want to stand around eating
pickles? I got to go to bed.
It is the same. It's like she feels like the R.A.
Right. She's like,
nothing's even happening.
You guys are just standing around drinking and it's like, yeah, Larsa, it's a party.
Like, it's...
What do you want them to do?
Like, should there be a presentation?
Should we be playing like cornhole in the kitchen?
Like, it's just a party.
Yeah.
I mean, that speaks volumes of how they're not close.
Like, she's like, I can only hang out when we're doing a structured activity.
Right.
Because even she's like, if she's friends with like Marisol and Alexia, you know, they have each other's backs, I guess, in an argument.
But it's like, Marisol.
and Alexia can, like, sit over in the corner until 6 a.m. talking to each other, whereas Lars is, like,
eh, it seems like nothing's really happening. I'm going to bed. And it's like, okay, like,
you're kind of, you're kind of showing us. Like, we don't even have to be told that you're not
that close with these women. It's, like, it's pretty obvious. But I'm, I'm interested to see what
her jewelry event is actually like, because that's the whole reason for the trip. And I feel like we've
put it off for two episodes now. And I'm like, okay, is this, like, real? Well, they're probably
putting it off because now Lars, they're trying to
make it as though Larson might have to cancel
the event, but also I don't
understand why in the world Larsa would have to
cancel the event because Julia has to go to the
hospital for dehydration.
Like, obviously
the event's going to happen.
Imagine if you had never watched Housewives
and you just, like, dropped into this conversation
and we're talking about, like, a friendship
engagement and pickle shots and, like,
who's going to go to the hospital for dehydration?
They'd be like, what is happening on this show?
Can you imagine if you
had to be the one that went to the hospital for dehydration your first season of being a housewife
because you took too many shots, I would be humiliated. And she was the one talking such a big game
about Russians taking vodka shots. I love it when she was like, I took a shot of olive oil,
so I'm not going to get drunk. Oh, bitch. Like, oh my God. And I literally was like, I'm going to try
that. Does that work? And then 10 minutes later. Anytime somebody tells me like a hangover cure
or like something to not get that drunk, I just like, I can't. I'm sorry. Like, I don't believe any of
it. I've been, you know, I've been drinking enough years now that I'm like, no, like, there's no
magical cure. I was in New Orleans last weekend, and one of our Uber drivers was like, just drink
pickle juice all night long and you won't get hung over. Well, first of all, I don't believe that,
but also, like, sorry, I don't like pickle juice and I'm not going to drink like a gallon of pickle
juice just so I cannot feel hungover, because honestly, that would make me feel worse. Also, why in the world
would you drink pickle juice all night long?
I feel like you'd be so dehydrated, all that salt.
Just like...
Well, no, this Uber driver, she was very nice.
Bless her heart, but she was like, we were just like talking in the back of the Uber,
and she's like, you know, the hangover care is pickle juice.
And we were like, oh, and she's like, yep.
And we were like, well, do you drink it like before or after?
And she was like, before, during, and after.
I'm like, okay.
So she just loves pickle juice.
Right.
It's like, okay, just say that you like drinking pickle juice and that you don't get hungover.
Like, good for you.
Do you want a metal?
She's like, I have a gallon right next to me in my Uber.
I drink it all the time.
It's my favorite Bev.
Clearly it didn't work for Julia because she was like sucking down pickles all night long.
Oh my God, no.
You know, maybe I'm blessed.
You got to eat some bread, babe.
Chris, before I let you go, I want to ask, are you watching Summer House this season?
No, not really. I'm like, occasionally, I have too much on my plate, you know, between all my
Bravo reality. I have to watch Bachelor as well, so it's a lot. You really have the old
Bachelor ball and chain. I got to say, I left that behind. I stopped watching a few years ago,
and I've never looked back. Well, I mean, is Summer House good this season? There's so many more
people um you know it's we're two episodes in and it's off to an interesting start because of course
we know at the end of this season kyle and amanda's wedding is you know gonna happen but they're
having like major issues um in these first couple episodes see that's exactly why i'm like
not watching summerhouse because i'm like they've every fucking season is the same exact storyline
Like they, I watched it two years ago, two summers ago, and they were like engaged in fighting about getting married.
I can't believe they still haven't been married.
Yeah, it's not great.
But like, knowing that they do get married, like, they have officially been married now.
It's like, okay, like, are we actually going to get our shit together?
Are we just going to get married because we told everyone we would?
So that's like, that's going to be interesting.
And then Paige has her like love triangle going on with the Italian guy.
Andrea and Craig. So lots of mess.
Listen, good for, good for them. But yeah, I don't know if I'll be tuning in.
That's fine. I mean, you really can't do it all. And I applaud you. I commend you for
sticking with The Bachelor and spinning whatever bullshit they're giving us into some hilarious
content because God knows they make it tough.
Thank you. And do my best. But also, Kyle and Amanda reminds me when I, I guess,
on Betch's brides the other day
and someone asked what
the number one thing, like
advice I would have for
like that brides forget about.
And I was like that there's an entire marriage
for the rest of your life attached to the
end of the party.
That's humbling.
But it's like actually,
I hope you have a nice wedding,
but like there's like
50 more years coming after this.
Yeah. I hope those memories
tied you over.
Speaking of The Bachelor and all of that stuff, tell everyone where they can find you, where they can listen to you, et cetera.
Yes, you can, of course, listen to The Bachelor podcast, new episode every day after the show the next day, but they switch it on Mondays and Tuesdays, obviously.
You can follow The Bachelor on Instagram.
You can follow me at Fat Carrie Bradshaw.
Amazing.
Thank you so much for joining us, Chris.
I'm sure we will have you back before too long.
It's always a pleasure.
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