Mention It All - Bravolebrity Business School Ft. Milly Tamarez

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Dylan is joined by the hilarious Milly Tamarez, who helps break down the casting for the upcoming third season of Ultimate Girls Trip. Then, they discuss this season of RHOA, and how Porsha’s departure has taken a weight off of Kenya’s shoulders. They also unpack Kandi’s obsession with sex, and Shereé’s daughter’s questionable podcast. Later, they talk about the inner workings of Bravolebrity business ventures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey everyone Welcome back to the Mention at All podcast I'm Dylan Hafer And today I am joined Once again by a friend of mine The hilarious Millie Tameras Hi Millie Hey how are you

I am doing well I wish I was like in bed right now but my roommate has movers coming and it's going to be loud, so I'm in the office, but it could be worse. I'm talking to you, so it could be much worse. I just rolled out of bed, so. I love that. I love that for you. That is, to be fair, my dog had diarrhea twice overnight, so there was a lot of me waking up, cleaning his diarrhea going to sleep. You're like, I may have only gotten four hours of sleep, but I'm ready to talk about Drew and Sonia. Oh, God. So it's been a few months since the last time you were here with us.

So we have a whole fresh new set of shows that are happening right now. And I'm excited to get some of your thoughts. But first of all, I want to talk about the cast that we're getting for the third season of Ultimate Girls Trip, which starts filming, I believe, today in Thailand. That's going to be good. Okay, tell me who this cast is because I've heard nothing. Right, right, right. Okay. So first of all, we've got Portia.

Love it. Leah McSweeney. Okay. Giselle and Candice from Potomac. Interesting. Heather and Whitney from Salt Lake City. Okay. And then Alexia and Marisol from Miami.

This is going to be, see, I'm going to watch this. Okay. This is going to be so good. And then it's in Thailand, so they also have the eighth character, which is this different country. That's going to be really good. good because there's a lot of shitsters. Like, that's all shitsters. Giselle versus Marisol.

Alexia and Portia, like, there's a lot of people I don't like on that. And a lot of people that I do, like, I'm like, interesting. Like, you know, we love Heather. Yeah, that's going to be good. That's going to be really good. I can't. This girl's trip, I don't know why. This girl's trip, I'm don't.

gosing off. Like, I'll watch it and I'll start watching and then I always fall asleep. Every time. That's so interesting because I've really enjoyed it, but I do, I think some of the episodes, it's like there will be a really big fight and I'm like, oh yeah, come on, Vicky, Derinda, like screaming, yelling, all this stuff. And then when they get back to the house and it's like, now let's play a game. And I'm like, no. Yeah. Like, it's crazy. These people are crazy. Ever since, I saw the meme of like when Austin Butler gets older as Elvis with him sweating.

And then someone saying it looks like Vicky, I'm like, I can't get that out of my head. She's taking like 30 pills to not get a fucking vaccine. I will always, I'll also say it's educating for me because I'm someone who, pre-pan would watch an episode here or there, wouldn't really get into it.

During the pandemic, that's when I went all in on Housewives, started watching. And I didn't do like a start from season one all the way. I just like dropped in and I've been mostly fine. But they, when I started, Dorinda was off already.

And I've heard how mean Durinda can be and how unhinged she can be. And I just never saw it. And like the first few episodes, she was fine, but then I'm starting to see like, oh, this is the like mean, not fun, Dorinda. That's just like too much. Right. She, I mean, she's just not in a good place emotionally. She, whether or not the drink, who knows what's happening with the drinking, but she, I mean,

whether or not you've watched all of her seasons of New York, it's like people pretty much, you know, she was put on pause for a reason. She needed that, she needed to kind of go and cool off for a minute. And it's like, oh, I don't think you've done nothing. It's like friends. It's like, you know, you have your friends from college or high school and you don't see them. And then, you know, they have everyone has issues, but you're like, oh, we're older now. I haven't seen you in five years.

You'll be a completely different person. And maybe they've moved or gotten a new job. But really, they're the same petty bitch. They were when you were a freshman and they pranked you for blah, blah, blah. I think that's like the one of the things that's so fun about Girls Trip is that it's like we've only ever seen these women in the one context of who their like quote unquote friend group is on their main show. And so somebody what the person I think on season three that I'm most curious to see how they kind of play with others is Candice because we've seen she can be so reactive. She can be so brutal in the way that she comes for people like deals with conflict. And so I'm like, how is she going to handle like Whitney Rose?

Like, is she going to be like sweet and nice because Whitney is seems nice and they're like just meeting each other? Or is she going to be like, who's this little girl? Yeah, I'm interested to see how she plays with Portia who's super react. Like her show, that spin-off show made her look so bad. And like I'm, you know, not that I've never had sympathy for a cheater. But like, by the end, I'm like, damn, like, Dennis made a mistake. And all of, all of her yes people, like, made the situation worse. And she never, you know, all this shit where I'm like, that's not what the point of a spin-off show.

A spin-up show is supposed to, like, make people like you better and give you the context without these other women. So, yeah, I think that's such a good point about girls' trip. I mean, if I could have it, like, if we view housewives, like football, which I do view, I view like the bachelor like NFL in the tense of like moral and all that. It's like just as morally fucked up, just as racist. I wish you could draft people to different cities. I'm so bummed that Noella's not coming back.

Like, I'm like, she, I'm like, she needed another season or she just needs to be like, I'm sorry, everyone in O.C was right. Like, I don't know if it's outright racist, but I'm just like, yes, noella's. crazy, but she is not more crazy than any of these women. And I'm like, I would love to see Nuella. I'm Potomac and how she does there. Or a Nuela in Atlanta. Or Mary in Atlanta would not last a day.

Like, they would, are you serious? Like, the things that they say about people's weave in Atlanta, like, Mary would fucking, like, and that's the shit that I want to see. Or like an Ebony with O.C., I feel like, I'm just saying, about the black people, but like, Ebony, you don't see because these women, Noella, like, everyone's like, oh, Noah's so, uh, you know, and like, I think Noella's trying to articulate, like, you guys are like putting me, like, I feel like Ebony would articulate that shit so well and make them all feel dumb that I'm like, I wish we could like see some scrambling,

but. I think maybe for Noella, it was unfortunate for her that her first season was such a messy time in her life because I think. Yeah. And I think maybe race plays into this as well that because she came on the show and was really going through it and struggling and so, you know, emotional and kind of volatile. It's like she maybe wasn't given the grace that maybe a white woman would have been given if she was in the same kind of position. You know, it's hard to say how things could have gone differently. Maybe she, if she didn't get divorced, maybe she would have been boring as hell and we wouldn't have liked her that way either.

but like I do, I wouldn't have minded Noella having a second season. And I'm curious kind of what overall strategy they're going for in Orange County where they, they just axed both of the new people from last season. And it's like, okay, so I guess we just bring back Tamara and Alexis and hope for the best. You know, that kind of. It's like, okay, sure. Yeah, I mean, I think Jen was boring, but like I personally don't like her or whatever. but I'm like she did bring something interesting like she's one of these only women who has like

well I guess with the exception of Gina or no no no um which one's the lawyer Emily she's the only woman that like actually has like a career so it was like oh you're seeing her run this Botox I don't know I'm just like like Jen should have had another season two I'm also like I agree like everyone sucks Heather's dick it's too much and um Noella, like, it is like, I don't know, I just feel like she wasn't given the grace that a white woman would have gotten. I think that like half the time they're like, oh, noella, like, can you stop talking about your brutal divorce that was so random that you didn't expect? And then it's like, what? Or like, I think there was just one moment where Noella was like, Jen was talking about divorce and like how this guy wants to move into a second house. and Nuello's like, which I thought was good advice. Be careful. I wasn't expecting divorce.

My husband, blah, blah, blah. Like, he doesn't have anything in his name. If he's trying to put shit in his name, watch out. That is practical fucking advice that anybody would give anybody. And they're just like all jumped down or like, how dare you? And I'm like, oh my God. Like this woman, there's nothing that this woman can say. And that's what made me sympathize with her because at the end of the, which,

and then that's why it's like disappointing to see them fire her. because I'm like, oh, like, at the end of the day, it didn't matter what she did or said, like, because she's pretty prettier than anyone on the cast and also black. She was never going to get a fair shot. So. Right. Like, Shannon Bador was never going to be like, oh, she seems like somebody that I should, that I should align myself with like, she's younger. She's hotter. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. So, anyway, disappointing. But yeah, I guess, which I'm like, oh, they made such a stink about her. being the first black house wife. And then they, like, fired her immediately. And are they going to bring back another one? I mean, I, you know, I went to college famously.

I went to college in Orange County. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I have a, I have a volatile relationship with that place. There's not a lot of black women they could choose for. Right. I mean, I do think there's, there is something to the idea that it's like, when you look at like a real house size of New York City,

New York is one of the most diverse places in the world. Like the fact that it took them 13 seasons to, you know, get around to casting somebody who wasn't white. It's like, yeah, that is egregious. Like, even New Jersey. I think about this with New Jersey all the time. They have a Turkish woman, but I'm just like, New Jersey is so diverse.

I'm like, how do they not have like an Indian woman that's fucking rich as hell? There's so many. Like, there's like a huge pocket of Indian people in Jersey City and in Edison. I'm just like right where all these women are or like even Patterson where the brownstone is you know I did like peace like AmeriCorps which like Peace Corps but in America and like that neighborhood is very very hood and like there's bank like there's Bengali people there's Dominican Puerto Rican there's all kinds of people there at Turkish Syrian and you would just not know that from seeing New Jersey you would think it's just all Italians right um

And that's just not the reality of that state. Right. Like if you were watching these shows in a bubble, you'd be like, okay, so every woman in New Jersey is like tan and Italian and likes to yell at each other. And it's like... And no, they're not, not every woman in New Jersey is tan and Italian and likes to yell at each other. There are dark black women that like to yell at each other. There are Indian women that like to yell at each other. I think there's some common threads about to yell at each other and they don't pull their own gas.

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It's time for a little in-person spring treat. It's time for a trip to Ross. Work your magic. I want to talk about Atlanta, because I know you've been watching this season. And I am really enjoying this season because I think it feels a little lighter than past seasons. It feels like the cast is, you know, they kind of freshened it up. Like everybody kind of is, they can all be in the same room as each other, but there's still a drama. I'm curious how you're feeling.

feeling about this season? Yeah, it's interesting. Like, I'm in, like, again, I'm engaged. I don't, like, I feel like last season, it was just too much about the Bolo thing. Like, after a while, who cares? I think there's new stuff. And I feel like there are some people who are trying so hard. And then, like, some, you know, I, like, Sonia is just, like, really trying hard.

Like, it's so obvious. and then there's some people who like need to try a little harder. I don't know. So it's really interesting. And you know, I love my Queen Kenya. I think she's the best housewife of every of the whole everything. Like she's so good at being a housewife. She embodies it.

She's great. She does the read. She's just so solid. So love a Kenya season. You know, whatever. I actually think Kenya, I like Porsche a lot as a housewife for the most part, but I think not having Porsche on the show this season has allowed Kenya to sort of thrive a little bit. Like she doesn't have that one person who's always bringing out the worst in her. Obviously she has.

Right. I mean, obviously she and Marlowe get into it. Like it's not like Kenya's just going to be like BFFs with everyone. But like I think it just allows her to kind of like exist in the group a little bit. bit more without always, it doesn't feel like there's always somebody like coming for her whenever she steps into the room. And I, I'm really enjoying Kenya this season. I think she, I don't know, now that Mark is like fully kicked to the curb, I'm liking Kenya's energy this year. Well, I think that's a good thing that Girls Trip provided, you know, which was like, what people were saying about Girl's Trip was like, Cynthia's used to being like the handler for Kenya and everyone hating Kenya.

And she was in the situation where like when you take Kenya out of Atlanta, she's actually like mostly cool except for she was a little too rough with Ramona. But also it's Ramona. So fuck her. Like the Ramona hasn't coming. So whatever. You know, small as violent on that. But yeah, like, you know,

without somebody constantly like hating on her and doing shit. And then it's just also funny like seeing her thrive. Yeah. And then it's also like, Portia's like also not a good person, you know? Right. You know, removed from that. So, yeah, it's been fun to see her like, yeah, like get along with. She mostly can get along with a lot of people and all that stuff.

And yeah, so it's just, yeah, I agree with you. She's like thriving. She's doing well. She has her little drama moments, but, you know, we love her. What are your thoughts about Ms. Drusadora and her? and her man and her business allegedly. Oh, my God. And her aliases. Oh, my God.

I just felt like the first season, she was just trying so hard. There were some, like, there's some really, it's so crazy because her husband's obviously like this toxic, terrible person who's hot, which checks out. people are insanely toxic and nasty But she was doing some really whack shit with like Latoya and like the church and the pastor thing And like that was so lame And then like this season with her diet program which like You know diets don't even get me started on like if they work or not like meal prepping or whatever

It's just it's so I mean I really like as someone who's like when you start looking into diets and exercise all those plans that are scams and stuff like I feel like you know housewives they're always going to talk about how much weight they lost or this and that whatever and it's never going to be as progressive as like other spaces are talking about you know but I I do appreciate that everyone in the cast is like this is a scam we're like how are you trying to sell this? you know if um you got all this fucking surgery you know what i mean and like she can't even do the workouts that she's selling you know so that's interesting but like the workouts have helped

other people like i think that there's you know like i think it was literally like this woman had her whole workout plan and then she got drew to just tack on it so that she could extend to Atlanta and it has some kind of fake face recognition but it's also like it's just like i don't know you can't just put your name on everything. Like you have to be like some kind of ethical. Like we can't get on Kim Kardashian for selling like flat tummy tea to teens. And then like be like, oh yeah, Drew, sell this like workout plan that you don't do. And also you have like all this surgery.

Yeah. It's always funny the housewife business thing because some of them make so much sense. Like obviously if you're, you know, like with Bethany and the skinny girl, it was like, okay. She was like a chef or whatever. and then she did her foods or like, you know, some of them are like such natural fits. And then it's like for somebody like Drew to come on the show and then be like, yeah, like a workout program. It's like meal prep. It's like what is any of this about?

And then to bring Sonia on the show who's literally like Olympic gold medalist runner like in the best shape of anyone you've ever seen and to have her come to your like strip mall fat loss camp and have to be like, oh, this is cute. It's just like so brutal. Yeah, that's hard. Yeah, so I just feel like she's just like we have different values. You know, she's a little bit too, like the subservient man thing. It's like, well, if your husband wants another kid, you got to give him another kid. I just thought that was so crazy. And yeah, like, I just feel like with Drew, she's very defensive.

And she's fun to watch, but she just tries so hard, like in the same way that Wendy from Potomac is. where it's just like, everything's like pre-planned and everything's like, oh, my God, shut up. Like, why don't you just be yourself? And then at the same, it's just like thought. And it's also like, you're like, like, in some ways, I feel like she can be very vulnerable. And in other ways, I'm like, who is the real Drew? I don't know, you know, like, because she's all this like whatever fake or whatever. And then like someone says one mildly critic thing.

she wants to like beat the shit out of them and it's like okay what the fuck are you doing well then in in last week's episode her mom comes to town pastor jeanette who's like a whole other of worse and she's saying that there was like this other prophet lady in chicago who had some had some reading or some i don't even know about like there being a woman in duru and ralph's relationship who's like trying to come for them and she's like well Okay. So it could be, it could be the assistant that he was flirting with, or it could be Sonia because like she's a snake. Or it could be like Shara's friend Fatoum who like hired a private investigator to do a background check. It's like, this is, this is too much.

Yeah. I'm also like, um, okay, somebody putting like the incense thing or whatever. Like everything like she's probably one of those people that think taro and astrology. is like worshipping the devil but then she's doing these weird ass readings i'm like that's essentially a taro reading girl like show the fuck up she's like she like thinks charay putting incense up her crotch is like of the devil like drew that's so dumb and it's also like just like not respectful of other people's shit which is like that's the thing that like annoys the fuck out of me is that like she's just a little bit closed minded and not respect but that's just like who she is whatever

I'm not expecting inclusivity for my house. I was, like, dying the whole time at Shere's slumber party, girls' night, whatever the fuck. Like, just hanging out at Chateau Choray, where there still doesn't seem to really be any permanent furniture. And, like, Kenya and, Candy and Marlowe going and having their heart to heart on, like, weird massage tables that are set up in, like, a back room. I'm like, what is this house? What is this event? Where are we? This is what I'll say.

Like, candy gives a lot of shit to Kenya and all this stuff. But I'm just like, the sex stuff is just too much. Like, not everything has to be this freaky event. You know? I'm just like, why not have just a lunch with the girls? Like, sex is not that fun. I don't know. I mean, sex is fun, but it's like, God damn.

single fucking thing is about sex with these people. Like, like, okay, yeah, why can't you just have a painting sip and paint a nice mountain? Why does it have to be a dick? Why do you,

like, and then also it's, I was confused because I'm like, okay, we see that they stenciled out bodies for people to paint. Why do they need nude? Why do they have like, oh my God,

first of all, like, these young, black people that get like extra work on the real housewives and they just have to like walk through a gaming community in like BDSMware or like go and be butt naked in someone's fucking basement like oh my god I'm just like and it's fine then it's just like if you're gonna do the nude painting thing then why did you sketch out bodies in the first place to have them fill it in like what is going on and then it's like bear it all like I don't know I'm just like

It is too much. And again, I agree with Kenya. Like, the vibrating panties was too much. Like, that's, like, let's have some class here or something. Or, like, the stripper thing with Bolo, that made sense. It was a bachelor party. Whatever. But, like, every fucking time these women get together, it's always freaky.

And it's just, like, it's too much. Like, it's corny. It's like, oh, my God, who cares? It is so funny. Like, the painting thing. When they're like, why aren't there any nude models? And she was like, y'all want nude models? Come on out.

It's like she's had these like this naked man and woman just like standing in the next room. Standing next to the massage tables. Like it's like, can I eat cheese now? And also like the daughter's podcast is weird. Tierra's podcast. I'm like, who's listening to this? where they go through like sex positions that no one does. Like that was something that was popular when I was in high school of like reading the craziest sex positions and like no one does them.

Maybe people do. I don't know. But inviting your mom on a podcast and talking like I don't know. It's just I guess these people make me feel like I'm a fucking prude and I live in Brooklyn and I like doing crazy shit all the time. but Jesus Christ, I'm like, I'm not talking about like reverse backward cowgirl, whatever, with my mom on a podcast. Like, who's listening to that? The sex position thing has always been funny to me because it's like I just, I feel like it's almost just an exercise in like creativity.

Because it's like you can't possibly, it's like, this is the Mississippi mudslide. And like step one, get upside down. Like step two, put your legs behind your head. And it's like, what? I'm like, this is just sex. Like, please. I just want to get it over so I can go back to sleep. I'm kidding.

I had completely forgotten about Sherey's daughter's podcast recording that we see in this episode. Because it's like, Shiree's daughter has never been one of those like housewives kids that is like around. You know, they're like, like, it's not like, like you have like Gia, like Teresa's daughter and like Allie, like Jill's daughter that are kind of like. Brooks. But it's like all of a sudden I'm like wait, Tierra is like trying to make a media career happen. I know. It's so cringe because it's like you're really banking on people knowing your mom

and then like you're talking about sex and then you're bringing your mom and her friend on the pod. It's just like too much. Like I'm like I have a fucking migraine like. Ready to soundtrack your summer with Red Bull Summer All Day Play. You choose a playlist that fits your summer vibe the best. Are you a festival fanatic, a deep end DJ, a road dog, or a trail mixer? Just add a song to your chosen playlist and put your summer on track. Red Bull Summer All Day Play. Red Bull gives you wings.

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I know. Well, my friend Mariah Smith had that website. I don't know if you know it. It was called Keeping Up with the Kardashian continuity errors. And basically what she does, she used to like do side by sides with Instagram and like one episode and like the outfits and all the stuff. And she was able to track that like one episode was shot over 10 months. Like this conversation.

happened in February, but this conversation and the next scene happened in September. And this one and this one. So like, I'm like, have no doubt. So that really, obviously like, you know, reality scripted and all that and whatever. But I'm just like, it's so wild how they try to like pass things off or whatever. But no, who's listening to that podcast? The problem is like I probably should be listening to that podcast. Why?

Oh, because you want, you need to. to know how to have sex like upside down. I'll go find like Shire's episode. I need some inspiration, Milly. Things have been dry lately. Well, I'm just like also like it just doesn't sound that it's going to be like entertaining

or like you're going to learn something new or interesting or funny. Like it's I don't. There's too many podcasts and there's too many people who are not like everyone's making a podcast but they don't know like the general skills. of podcast hosting like you, like me, that I'm just, I'm the best podcast host ever.

No, I know. I'm like speaking as two people with podcasts, cut it out. Well, it's like you have to have like an engaging something or you have to like, it can't just be talking about expositions with your mom. I mean,

actually that's pretty funny. But actually that is a funny podcast. Like reading the craziest sex positions and then asking your mom what she thinks about them. Just hearing like hearing Sherey's reactions to that would actually be probably pretty entertaining. But I mean, I just am glad that she's not with Tyrone anymore. Like Jesus Christ. But he comes later. Did you see like the preview for the upcoming?

Yeah. He shows up to the fashion show. And then like in the background of that shot, you see Apollo, Phaedra's X. And it's like, what are we doing here? They let the convicts out. Fadre Which also I'm like It's so fucked up that Fadra's backup TV

Like she really did really terrible things I'm really curious about that fashion show It's like one of those things Like you know I was like hearing it about the album Weekly Where it's like people launch shit And it's like it doesn't matter the longevity Like the initial pop where everyone buys it at once

Like as a joke or whatever Is enough to like be a good good business model. But this has been so like, that's why people will get like a candle thing or whatever, which is so stupid. That's so stupid. It's like, I want to quit being a PhD and sell candles. Yeah.

The candles are hard too because it's like, that's another one of those businesses where it's like, nothing about you specifically makes me think that your candle is going to be anything more special than anyone else's candle on the market. And so I'm like, like, unless, and like, they're all sold online so you can't even smell it. Like, yeah. It's like, yeah. Okay. So I just have to be like obsessed with Wendy enough to really, really, really want to spend $40 on her one wick, three week candle, which? She does the one wick. Um, Karen does the three. I'm, yeah, I'm going to say that there's like a Nigerian businesswoman that lives in Texas or something and loves Wendy because

she represents Nigeria. First of all, I'll say this. Nigerians are a huge part of the population, like in the U.S. But also, I'm just like, yeah,

like you're right. Because I'm like, I would fucking be like, ooh, this smells like Nigerian sandal water, like make some shit up to really lean hard in the Nigerian factor

and then fucking sell the shit out of those candles. But it's not about like a long-term business plan. It's about like that first pop. Everyone buys it because they just want to have it. Just like Brooks and marks, whatever those. stupid ass white pants and whatever and then and then like keep going but i'm just like why would you drop out of being or yeah like if wendy was selling like a public speaking course right or like

workshops for what you know what i mean something like more related to her poly side career that would be interesting or even like road books for like young black girls on politics or whatever but no it's a fucking candle this feels like a good place to disclose that I have in the past bought pampered by Porsche sheets. Okay. Let's talk about it. What was the, yeah, I didn't even know she had sheets. They're pretty solid.

You know, they were, they're nice. They're microfiber. Very, very smooth. You know, I slept on them for a while and they, I had no complaints. Was it special or better than any other? Um, I mean, not particularly, no. There was, there was no, like, there's no like special feature of the Porsche sheets. but I am not somebody who has much like brand loyalty or strong feelings about betting.

So I needed new sheets. And I was like, this is about the amount of money I feel like spending on sheets. And so, you know, I actually just bought new sheets again. And I didn't repurchase the Porsche sheets though. Yeah. I mean, I can't say anything. I have like really expensive linen sheets. Oh.

Yeah. See, I should invest in myself like that. But I don't know. You know, that's your 30. don't worry about it. When you're in your 30s, that's when you start getting nice sheets, nice pajamas,

Botox, everything. So I don't get Botox, but I'm just saying it. Well, I was going to say, in high school, I, like, looked around,

I don't know, and then, like, suddenly all my friends, like, had lost their virginity, and it was the same thing in my 30s where it's like, suddenly all of my friends got Botox.

And, like, what did this happen? What's going on? You're like, we couldn't have made, like, a group appointment, guys?

you mean. Yeah. Well, yeah. I'm like, oh. Oh, my God. Well, I, you know, I'm jealous of your linen sheets, but at least I have my, my Porsche ones to.

Yeah, your Porsche sheets that make you want to punch your baby mama's, or your baby daddy's mom in the face. Oh, my God. Well, this has been so fun, Millie. Thanks for stopping by the pod. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Come back anytime.

Anytime, man. Oh, God. Long. live Queen Kenya. I'm so, no, but a girls trip season three is going to be really good, I think. I just would be, imagine, imagine being on the one in the Berkshires, like you went to Massachusetts in the fall, and the season before you was like a villa in Turks and Caicos, and the season after you is Thailand. Yeah, probably like a beautiful villa in Thailand. They're going to be like swimming in like crystal blue lagoons. Yeah. That's so funny. All right. I mean,

Well, they all got fired, though. And then 92, they all got fired for a reason. That's the ex-wives treatment. You get to go to the woods. Yeah, you get to go to some ladies' house who has all these crazy rules. Well, thank you, Billy. Thank you so much everyone for listening. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow the show wherever you listen.

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