Mention It All - Craig & Kyle Kardashian-Jenner (Summer House, RHOBH)
Episode Date: March 20, 2025It’s the last episode of the week, and Dylan is gearing up for the Southern Charm finale with an analysis of a fascinating preview clip post-Craig and Paige breakup. Speaking of, Craig is on this we...ek’s Summer House, and the patience for his convos with Paige is wearing thin. Dylan also breaks down the complicated dynamic of Craig and Kyle’s feud, and whether Craig’s Kendall/Kyle comparison holds water. He also digs into some additional thoughts on this week’s RHOBH and Dorit’s Accountability Corner, and reviews a Broadway show that *might* be about Ramona Singer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, everyone.
Welcome back to the Mention It All podcast.
We are back for one more episode this week,
and I'm excited to talk about Summer House.
I'm excited to talk a little bit more about Beverly Hills.
We've got some preview content for the Southern Charm finale,
which is airing tonight, and it's a lot.
going on. I had such a good time chatting yesterday with Ben and Ronnie, the boys from the Watch
What Crapins podcast. So if you haven't had a chance to listen to that episode, I would recommend it.
I always love seeing them. I always love running into them wherever it happens. They're such a riot.
And it was great to have them both on the show. They're in the middle of their big tour. They've
truly just icons in our industry. And so glad they were able to come on the show.
I also, last night, had the pleasure of seeing a play.
And I am, as you all know, I'm capable of tying anything happening in the world in my life back to Bravo.
But as I was sitting in this theater last night, I was watching the picture of Dorian Gray, which is a novel by Oscar Wilde from 1890, I believe.
And now it has been brought back to life in this really just insane.
There's no other word for it. It's an insane production starring Sarah Snoke. That's how she says her last name. I saw it in an interview. From Succession, Shiv Roy, she's playing every part in this play. She's the only actor on stage and there's cameras, there's projections, whatever. Suffice it to say, it's an amazing production. If you're in New York in the next few months, go, go check it out. But I was watching this. And I was not super familiar with the story of the picture of Dorian Gray. And I'm watching it. And I'm like, this could be.
about Ramona Singer. So if you're not familiar, sorry if you're like an English major and I'm going to give you
the 30 second like bastardization of this story. But so it's about this like, you know, handsome young man
in London in, you know, the 19th century. And this painter has painted a beautiful portrait of him.
And he decides that he's jealous of the painting because the painting is going to stay young and
beautiful forever and he's going to get older and start to look worse. So he makes a wish. He says,
I would give my soul for that, for the painting to get older and for him to stay young and beautiful
forever. And so he goes through his life and he's, you know, causing a lot of problems for people
and just kind of a, you know, leaving destruction in his wake. And when he goes back to look at
the painting, the painting is starting to look like shit. And all of the nastiness and all of the
darkness that's in his soul is displayed on that canvas, but he hides it away so nobody can see
and he keeps looking young and beautiful and leaving destruction in his wake. And I'm just watching
this and I'm like, Ramona, Missouri Singer is literally Dorian Gray. She's ageless by Ramona.
She's always looking great. She's always out in the world. She's making out with Harry Dubin.
She's on a balcony in Palm Beach while the fires are burning in Los Angeles.
She's living her life and locked away somewhere.
I bet money.
She has a portrait that's like looking like a gargoyle.
I look, somebody, somebody, not me, because I don't have time.
Somebody is going to write a modern day adaptation of the picture of Dorian Gray,
starring Ramona Singer, and that's going to be a masterpiece.
Look, if you have...
If you have, if you've read or seen the picture of Doreen Gray right now, you're probably like
shouting into the phone.
I had a great time and I always amused myself thinking of stuff like this.
But, but let's, we'll dive back into the world of things that are actually happening on
Bravo.
And tonight is the Southern Charm season finale.
Now, I have really enjoyed this season of Southern Charm.
There's been a lot going on, a lot of balls in the air.
Last week's episode just ended in a really weird place with all the, um, the, um, the,
you know, game of telephone about what J.T. maybe said to his barber about Vanita, that then
the barber said to Ryan, and then Ryan told, it was a lot. And I, look, I, JT is not somebody that I
feel especially, you know, prone to trusting and uplifting his, his version of events and his
opinions right now. But also it did seem like there was a little bit game of telephone of, of what
he said about Venita. I don't know. It's just like weirdness all around and the reunion.
Seeing JT and Vanita like feud at the reunion, I'm like, I don't actually know how much of that
I need, considering that their relationship, question mark, always seemed like a little bit cooked
up for the show. I'll say that. But the more, um, the more interesting side of things going into
the finale is that we are going to have our first post-page and Craig breakup scene on the show
because they did pick up cameras and we got a little clip. I have not watched the finale episode yet.
I don't want to, you know, spoil anything, but they put out a clip of this scene where it's,
you know, Austin and Shep and Craig is coming over. This was filmed in January of this year.
So, you know, they broke up before the holidays. And, you know, they're like, oh my God. Well,
we knew that there were cracks in the relationship, but not enough to terminate it.
We just, yeah, it doesn't seem like Craig was in the driver's seat.
Okay, well, yes.
So Craig shows up, and first of all, I have to point out, the music that they're putting under all of this is like Jaws and there's a shark in the water.
And the shark is page.
And it's ridiculous.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
but Craig shows up,
everybody settles in to hear his version of events.
Austin is sitting on a fucking beanbag chair.
I'm like,
you're having this like heart-to-heart conversation.
Cameras have been picked up.
It's like, man, my buddy that I've been going through it with for the last,
you know, a few months,
he got broken up with his girl from,
of three years.
So now we're going to have a hard tire.
So let me just plop down in the beanbag chair.
These guys sucks.
I cannot.
I cannot take them.
seriously. But so Craig, in the clip, we don't get the full story, but he says that they were at
Thanksgiving and their chemistry was great and they were with her family. And then two weeks later,
she calls him and says, we got to talk. And he knew what was happening. That's, that's all we get
in the clip. I'm excited to watch the episode. I'm excited to talk more about it next week.
But we can talk about Paige and Craig all we want on another Bravo property because Craig is at the
summer house on this week's episode. And I,
And look, the Page and Craig dynamic, of course, I find interesting.
We are invested in this.
We have kind of been there through every step of their relationship.
And now as we reach the denouement, as we are coming down the backside of the mountain on this relationship, yeah, we want to be there to see what happens.
My patience is running just a little bit thin with the weekly double dose of Paige and Craig.
having a different version of the same conversation over and over again.
Because it's like, you know, I was watching last week's episode of Southern Charm and
Paige is there at Craig's house and talking about, you know, when are they going to have kids
and when are they going to settle down?
And my career has changed.
And, you know, Austin and Paige are talking shit about Craig.
And they're like, this is the fun thing that he's so easy to make fun of.
And Craig's sitting there looking like he would rather be literally anywhere else except
I guess, you know, at Austin's house.
And then on Summerhouse this week, we get another conversation where it's Paige and Craig
at the shipwreck party and they're sitting in some inflatable boat on the grass.
And Craig looks like a, you know, Captain Jack Sparrow, if he was like, you know, went through
a monsoon.
And they're talking again about, oh, my career has changed so much since we met.
And I'm not going to apologize for that.
And he's like, well, I don't want you to apologize.
for that. I just want to figure out how we can get on the same page and we have to have these
conversations and what are we going to blah, blah, blah. And it's like, I think that this is probably
a pretty accurate depiction of how their relationship kind of went downhill. And I think that this is
probably pretty realistic to a lot of people's relationships that happen like this, where you kind
of our having the same conversation over and over again. And you know, you're clearly on two different
pages and trying to figure out if you can make it work and trying to see if the other person is
going to make a concession. And it's hard. And I don't, I don't think that it's anybody's fault that
they're having this conversation over and over again on camera. But I'm just getting a little bit
tired. I just feel like, you know, we've now known in, in like, real, you know, you and I time,
we've known that they've been broken up for, for months. And we've been watching both of
these shows where they're not broken up. And, you know, that's a hazard of the production
schedules and everything. But it's like, okay, we've got to get off this train soon. And we're doing it
on Southern Charm. We're getting that scene tonight, but Summerhouse, this is only episode six
of the season. Now, I know that Craig was not at the Summer House very much this season. So we're
going to get, you know, the continuation of this conversation on next week's episode. He might be
in like one more episode of the season, but he's not going to be there that much. But you know who is
going to be there? Paige. And you know who she's probably going to be talking about Craig? Because
We've been getting like little updates pretty much every single week.
And obviously that's like a major thing going on in her life.
But it's still, it's going to feel like a long season, I think.
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Meanwhile, Craig and Kyle, that whole dynamic is,
it's like so, I can't decide if I care about these two men's relationship with each other.
Because I thought it was really, I thought it was kind of an interesting,
telling moment when Craig and Paige are talking and Craig was like, you know, I probably wouldn't be
talking to Kyle if I wasn't here with you. Like, this is not something where Craig is like, oh, yeah,
this is my, my good buddy, Kyle, and we're having this issue, but we're determined to work through it because our friendship
it matters more than that. That's what you have with like an Austin and Craig situation.
That's what you have if, you know, Kyle and Carl are arguing about something where it's like,
no, like we're, we're stronger than this. We'll get through it. With Craig and Kyle,
it's kind of like, who fucking cares? The only reason this feels important is because Paige is
stuck in the middle of it. And for for pages livelihood and for her position on this show and in this
group and for her, you know, the sanctity of her of her messages app, not getting, you know,
just like bombarded by Kyle night after night with rage texts, she needs for them to be on a
good page. But like, Craig doesn't really give a fuck. I think that's the problem is that like
Craig is coming on to this show that he is not a cast member of.
and I don't think he wants to break the fourth wall and say it, but he's like, it's not my job
to come and have this big argument on camera with Kyle Cook.
I don't really fuck with Kyle Cook.
I don't really want to fuck with Kyle Cook.
Like, I'm Paige's boyfriend, and so I'm going to participate in her storyline because
that mutually benefits us as a couple, I mean, until it doesn't, until two weeks after
Thanksgiving when she calls and says we got to talk and then, you know, you got to come up with
something quick. But the Kyle thing, I think we're seeing a little bit of that Craig, you know,
Princess Craig behavior where he's going to the Bahamas and he's like, I'm too rich to share a room.
He's too rich to come to the summer house where he doesn't, I don't think he gets paid to be on
this show and fight with Kyle Cook over a Spritz endorsement. He's like, I don't get out of bed for
less than $10,000 a day. And you want me to be like, sad?
about that I didn't drink lover boy on camera.
Miss me with that.
And I kind of don't blame him.
But it is funny to watch how Kyle is like chomping at the bit to have this conversation with Craig.
And at dinner the first night, Craig's like, I just don't want it tonight.
And Kyle's like, well, I do want it tonight.
And Craig's like, well, I don't.
And Kyle's like, well, you know, I don't want to full.
force it. And Craig's like, if you don't want to force it, then it's not going to be tonight,
because I've said three times that I don't want to have this conversation. So if you continue
to insist that we do, babe, you're forcing it. But then the next day, they're at the shipwrecked party.
You know, Paige and Craig are in the aforementioned inflatable boat on the grass.
Kyle's doing God knows what. He wants to have the conversation. Craig again doesn't want to have
the conversation. It's like the actual thing is not that Craig doesn't want to do it tonight or he
doesn't want to do it at the party. He's like, he doesn't want to have a conversation at all.
He would rather just like go your separate ways and never think about lover boy again.
I don't know. I do kind of feel for Kyle in that moment though, because it's like,
I don't feel for Kyle in the sense that I think he's right about the Craig situation.
Like, who cares? Stupid. It's stupid. You've got, you're 40-year-old men arguing about endorsements
for, for like, mediocre drink brands. Nobody cares. I feel for Kyle that he is,
he's on this show trying to do his job.
And I feel like Craig is kind of shutting him down a little bit,
that he's like, no, man, this is my, this is my thing for the season.
I got to have the conversation.
Like, you know that the producer is in Kyle's ear being like,
okay, so when you go to dinner tonight, why don't you ask Craig if you can have the conversation?
Like, Kyle's doing his job.
And say what you will about Kyle Cook.
And I mean, you can say pretty much anything about Kyle Cook.
And it's fair game at this point.
but like the man
the man shows up to do his job
of being a cast member on Summerhouse
and it's hard when you have somebody
who's not of you know when you have two
people who are full time on the same show
Paige and Kyle it's both in
their mutual best interest and that
of the show to have a big blow up
argument because that's good content
but Craig doesn't really care
about creating good content for Summerhouse
so I think that's a little bit of the quiet
part here that we're not saying because I guess
not everybody's portion
William's asking on camera if she's allowed to break the fourth wall.
I want to talk about Carl's energy this episode a little bit because Carl is in the house
without Lindsay for the first time this summer and he is like in heat and it's a little,
it's a little bit of a lot.
Like I'm happy for him feeling like he's ready to get back out there, ready to, you know, talk
to Lil, the yoga instructor who's going to be at the shipwreck party telling him he looks like a lemur.
I don't know what that means. I actually really dislike hearing it and seeing it on my TV.
But I'm happy for him. But the like raw sexual energy that he's like putting out there is
it's a lot. Like when there's like the boy car going out to the Hamptons, that to me is not my
safe space, and seeing them, like, making barking noises.
It's like, oh, yeah, like, I'm having my shipwreck party this weekend.
So, like, oh, oh, oh, I would have Lil to the house, the yoga instructor.
Leave, leave me out of that.
Leave me out of that.
And then Jesse's like, uh-huh.
When Lexi barks, she does like, bark, bark.
What is that?
Is that what?
Is this what straight men do when they're left alone?
three straight men in a car and they're just like comparing barking noises.
See, Kyle Cook's out here trying to create good content.
This is not good content.
Talking about the barking noise that Lexi makes.
Lexi is not at the house this weekend.
Jesse, I'm sorry, you have to find something else to talk about.
You have to find something else to talk about.
He discloses in this episode that he and Lexi have not had sex yet,
which I think is like perfectly fine and normal in like calendar time.
They've known each other for two weeks.
But then you take a step back and it's like, okay, so like you and this woman have been
spending time together and getting to know each other.
But then you rewind the footage and you're like, yeah, but you said she was the love of your life,
the second night you knew each other.
So it's like I, people are weird about like the like sexual timelines.
I'm like, I don't actually care.
Everybody should do what they want to do.
But like, we just need to like, we need to chill out.
We need to calm down.
And we need to find something else to talk about.
Meanwhile, I love Sierra just being like, yeah, you know, Jesse and I have always had a flirtatious energy.
And I think if I let him, nine out of ten, he'd hit it.
She has to know that Lexi's going to watch that and be like sharpening her claws.
I am like a little, I'm a little happy to have a weekend without Lexi, not because I don't like her,
but because the, the level of attention on her and Jessie has just been a little bit much.
And West, of course, is very happy that Lexi isn't there for the weekend because it means that he,
he and Jesse get to have boy time. They get to push their beds together and, you know, have a great
time and stay up late and braid each other's hair and watch movies and eat snacks.
and I'm happy for them.
I'm happy for them.
They're renewing their vows is what he says.
Also, West, they're talking about, like, who they're hooking up with and rosters and all of this.
And West says that his phone is juicy most of the time.
Yuck.
Please, not juicy.
But he's like, he keeps it close to the chest because he doesn't want to get yelled at.
Honestly, good boof.
If West was like bringing a girl through the house every weekend, it would not end well for him.
And I'm glad he recognizes that.
It feels like perhaps he's starting to learn from his mistakes.
And you know what that is?
Growth.
So congrats West Wilson on your modicum of growth.
I wish you continued good decisions and not getting yelled at unless you deserve it.
Because you might deserve it.
I do just have one thing before I move on because I do want to talk about Beverly Hills for a little bit
when Craig and Pager are driving out and they're talking about the situation with lover boy and sprits
and Craig's rationale is that they should be able to get along because hey Kylie and Kendall are sisters
and they both have alcohol brands it's like okay well Kylie and Kendall are like evil billionaires
that are sitting atop a pile of money and just like having some
somebody tell them what they should do next.
Kyle Cook has built lover boy from the ground up.
This is his baby.
Do you think Kylie Jenner even remembers that she has a line of canned vodka sodas?
Because I haven't seen those in a minute.
She's, I don't know what Kylie's posting about these days.
She's hanging out with Timmy.
She's going to the tennis.
She's like rubbing Timothy Chalame's belly at Indian Wells.
She doesn't have time to be thinking about the vodka sodas.
She's not thinking about 818.
Kendall Jenner, though, she's like on a college, some spring break tour.
She was at Tulane last week.
I went to Tulane, if you don't know.
Seeing her, she was like playing some beer, some drinking game at a frat house.
She went and served drinks at the boot, which is like the Tulane College bar, which like the floors in there are sticky.
I saw that photo. I was like, did they clean the floors for Kendall Jenner? Or was she like,
click clacking in her, you know, $1,000 heels getting stuck to the floor?
Imagining her like using the bathroom there? Nnarly shit. But no, Greg and Kyle are no, Kendall and Kylie.
And I don't mean that as a compliment to Kendall and Kylie. I more just mean that as an insult to Greg and Kyle.
But let's move on. Let's move on.
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Beverly Hills talked about it a little bit with Ben and Ronnie yesterday,
but didn't get into too many specifics of this week's episode.
So I just want to do a little drive-by and talk about
some things that have been happening. They're in St. Lucia. St. Lucia looks gorgeous. I did my little
Google map search of where they're staying. It looks like a really nice spot. Maybe I have to go.
I don't know. But this episode really, it takes place in St. Lucia, but it also spiritually takes
place in Doreet's accountability corner because she's decided that people in this group need to be held
accountable. And if there's one, if there's one thing Doreet has always been, it's a
It's accountable for anything that she's ever done or said.
It's probably her greatest talent.
Her most, you know, keyest trait is just always, always being accountable for everything.
And really, in this case, she means that Sutton needs to be held accountable for calling her brokey.
For saying that her wallet doesn't match, which, okay, we can all agree a wild thing for Sutton to say.
She pulled it out of nowhere.
It wasn't relevant to the argument they were having.
It was not a nice thing to say.
It was not a valid thing to say.
And I think pretty much everyone's in agreement.
I mean, Jennifer Tilly is like, you know, she's like the Queen of the Simpsons money.
And she's like, well, I don't think that was a nice thing for certain to say.
Jennifer Tilly, by the way, I just love her.
I just love her.
She's like, to me, she's like that she is what we thought Kathy Hilton was when she first came on the show.
And again, I could say that. And then two years for now, we decide that Jennifer Tilley's problematic.
Like, who knows? With these people, it's a crapshoot, but I'm loving her this season. I think she's such a fun addition.
But back to Doreet and Sutton, back to the accountability corner. So Sutton at the first dinner in St. Lucia does apologize to Dorete. She, you know, she shouldn't have said it. It wasn't nice. It was, you know, everybody's like, you're kicking. I do think it's kind of funny when everyone,
is like, you're kicking to read when she is at her lowest. This woman has never been in a
worse place in her life. And you're just rubbing salt in that open, gaping wound. Like, if I were
to read, I'd be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, like, okay, like, yeah, okay, not my best year.
there's some things to work out.
But we don't need to be going,
we don't need to be doing all of that.
I'm like, she is at rock fucking bottom.
I'd be like, look, I still look cute.
I've still got my little Chanel outfit on in the confessional.
Can we like, can we give it a rest with the like rock bottom stuff?
I'm fine.
But Sutton apologizes.
And Dorea basically has to be like begged into accepting this apology.
Even Bose is like, now to read, you asked for the apology.
She gave it to you.
At that point, you kind of have to say, thank you for apologizing.
And look, is Sutton a little bit of a chronic, you know, say it and then take it back her?
Of course she is.
She is like Ramona in that sense where it's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please forgive me.
Please forgive me.
Does she mean it?
Maybe she does.
Maybe she doesn't.
In this case, I actually do.
I think that this like money comment, it might be something that she like has thought about on her own.
But I think she does know that it was not an okay thing to say.
Am I giving her the benefit of the doubt a little sure, whatever.
We all have to move on.
But to read and also Erica, Erica really jumping in on Doreet's side in a lot of this and anti-Sutton being like,
Sutton has a habit of kicking every woman when she's down.
She did it to Kyle.
She did it to me.
She's doing it to Doreet.
And they're using this kind of as like a reason to not buy Sutton's apology.
And I think that you, there's an in-between place.
I think it's totally valid to say, actions speak louder than words.
I accept your apology.
Thank you for saying that.
Now let's see what happens moving forward.
Because obviously, if next week, Derreet does something to piss Sutton off, and again, she's like, well, you're a poor bitch, so I don't care what you have to say.
Then yeah.
Then yeah, you don't move forward with her.
But I think that Derreet and Erica are being like slightly unfair to Sutton in that they are not sort of willing to take that first step and just be like, okay, thank you for saying sorry.
Now we can see what happens.
Erica has come into St. Lucia Hot.
She's got a little bit of a bone to pick.
She's in her little like stretchy spandex metallic swimsuit on this catamaran.
And she's like, look, I got the time for Sunstract today.
And I kind of like that because Erica, you know, as I discussed last week, Erica has spent a lot of this season discussing her wallpaper, discussing her new furnishings, her new decor.
poor, and I would like her to be discussing some more relevant things to the group.
And I think that this week was a step in the right direction.
And the catamaran ride, it didn't look so fun.
Everybody's kind of going at it again.
Sutton is feeling very attacked, very, she feels like, you know, she's, other people
might say she's playing the victim.
You know, she doesn't feel like she is playing the victim.
She feels like she is the victim, which not my place to decide.
I wasn't there.
I'm not inside these people's heads.
But I do think that Sutton, if we're honest, has some work to do on how she treats people and how she handles situations.
But then I also think that, you know, Doreet has some work to do on a lot of things.
Erica has some work to do every, but nobody's perfect.
I do think it's a little strange that Garcel, Garcel choosing where and when to chime in, some of her choices don't quite.
hit for me. Like, she is frustrated that Kyle is not stepping in to defend Sutton because Sutton
sees Kyle as this close friend and Garcell wants Sutton to realize that Kyle doesn't have her back.
But in the moment when Garcel is saying this in the confessional, Garcel is also sitting there quietly.
Now, maybe Garcel feels like she has banked enough Sutton bucks that she shouldn't have to step in on this one.
Maybe Kyle should take, you should take a turn.
But it is just a little bit like, okay, like you, you're not saying anything in that conversation either.
And the thing that really is, is kind of questionable to me is Garcell's continued ribbing of Kyle with the Morgan Wade stuff.
Because, look, do I want, if I, you know, if I had like a magic fortune teller ball and got three wishes, would one of them be, have Kyle and Morgan,
Wade ever, you know, explored each other's bodies. I'm curious. I would like to know,
but I feel like at this point asking Kyle over and over again, you know that you are not going
to get a different answer. Like, Kyle's version of events is that nothing has happened,
nothing is happening. She went to this concert that everybody saw her at because it was a planned
appearance and she was booked on that for months and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do I find
Kyle's answers completely satisfying? Of course not. Does it seem like she's maybe hiding something?
Yes. But Garcel, bringing it up over and over again just isn't actually moving the ball forward.
And I think that Erica makes a valid point in this episode when she says, we don't know anything about Garcell's life right now.
We know that she has a beach house. We know that her son is maybe starting to model.
we don't know who Garcel is hanging out with. We don't know who she's dating. We know who she was dating in the 90s. Now, Erica saying that Garcel peaked in the 90s, rude. Again, everybody has things to work on here. But I do think that with Beverly Hills, one of my critiques this season has been kind of the lack of tertiary things going on. And I think that with Garcel, that's an opportunity where, like, I would like there to be a little more story there.
Same could be said for Erica.
We don't know who she's dating.
But I think that it's a good conversation to have of like, why are we every time asking
Kyle the same question over and over again when nobody's really asked that question of Garcel?
And I would be curious.
I would be curious to know.
And I'm interested if that's something that maybe comes up at the reunion a bit more.
Because if I were Kyle, I would probably take that strategy more than just deny, deny, deny.
be like, why are you so focused on my personal life, but you won't say anything about yours?
That, to me, I think, is a more valid argument than just being like, everybody shut up.
Why do you care about Morgan? You know why we care about Morgan. It's obvious.
But yeah, I mean, St. Lucia, fun. I do think, okay, the women on this cast, watching them post on
social media, they were like hyping up the catamaran ride, the boat ride. This was not a boat ride from hell.
This was a boat ride where you argued.
This is par for the course for Housewives.
The ladies of Roney, when they were in Columbia in season nine or whatever that was,
they were like in a whirlwind on the sea.
There were fluids everywhere.
They were, you know, trying not to shit themselves on the boat.
They were screaming, crying, fighting for their goddamn lives.
And these women on Beverly Hills, now they're used to a little different pace,
but they're on like a gorgeous, luxurious catamaran ride,
and Erica is yelling at Sutton,
and that's a boat ride from hell.
Give me a break.
Toughen up.
But I enjoyed it nonetheless.
I'm excited to see what happens next week.
Excited to watch the Southern Charm finale
and everything else that's coming down the pipeline.
But that's all for today.
That's all for this week.
Thank you so much for listening.
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