Mention It All - Is This The Messiest Casa Amor Ever? | Love Island USA Eps 14-19

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

On this week’s Mention It All: Island Time, Dylan and Chris unpack Love Island USA Eps 14-19, where Casa Amor finally arrives via a wrapped gift box containing pure emotional destruction. From Kenzie’s rage splits to Tierra’s tunnel vision for KC, no one is acting normally, and honestly, thank god. As the villa reaches the “epi-tome” of testing connections, as Sincere would say, they debate which Casa bombshells have staying power and which couples might survive the mess. Plus, they get into the challenge that inched dangerously close to full frontal, and the girth check that is making everyone question if they’re being queerbaited. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I was like, girl. Oh my God. Ooh, bitch. A lot of homoerotic shit going on. Hey, everyone. Welcome back to mention it all. Island time. We are back for week four of Love Island.

I'm here with the lovely Chris Burns. Hello. Aloha, as we like to say. on the island. We're back in Fiji. Today we're talking about episodes 14 through 19. We're chugging. It's only been a week.

Chugging right along. There's 39 episodes? Something in the ballpark. About halfway through. We're about halfway through. And, you know, as, as tends to happen about halfway through Love Island, we're in Casa Amor. Thank God.

We've made it. We've made it. We met 18 new people this week. Yeah. I don't want to, like, get ahead of ourselves. Right, right, right. But the way it was delivered? Yes.

I thought was insane. We will get there. Okay. It is crazy. Talking about this with you every week, first of all, like, highlight of my week, we have such a great time. Oh, me too. But I also, when I, like, think about how much has happened in a week, it makes me feel so crazy. Because I'm looking and I'm like, oh, Sol and Gabe got dumped.

Surely that was three weeks ago. Oh, that, when Trinity was talking to the new guys or whatever, and she's like, yeah, we've been here a while. Like what I was like, they've lived here for years. They've been in this villa since 1970s. I'm like, they don't remember their families. They don't remember anything about the outside world. But I'm sure their families are really proud watching this show. Yeah.

It's every parent's dream. We have a lot to get into. But yeah. So this week, we started with this, you know, love letter recoupling situation. Yes. We end with Sol and Gabe getting dumped. Oh, yeah. Nobody picked them.

Were you surprised? No, because the thing with this show is that it's like there aren't ultimately that many different options. Yeah. Especially, I mean, CASA is a little different because it's like a whole boatload literally of new people. But when it's like, okay, so there's one extra boy and there's one extra girl and you're each going to pick a person and then whoever's left might be dumped from the island. it's like, oh, I can, I can do the math. Yeah, but I. I can see that I can like, it's like a beautiful mind where I can like tap in and like see

how the numbers are going to sort themselves out. You're doing all of your 3.1.4. Well, I guess the one thing with this though was because it was the three, you know, America voted on their favorite couples. Yeah, which. Which? Listen, I mean, we, we. It was rigged.

You voted. Just like every election in America. You voted for Trinity and Bryce. Yes. voted for Zach and Keda. Both of those couples were safe. Who voted for Melanie and sincere? People who love love.

You know, it's people who think that that's what a good, passionate relationship looks like. There are people watching this show who are in their own toxic relationships. Who are in high school. And are saying, look, Mela, that's my girl. Mind you, this should be TVMA. Is it not? I don't know, but I'm like, people talk about their kids watching it. My kids won't be allowed to watch Love Island.

And by the time I have kids that are of age, Love Island will just be pornhub.com live on Peacock. Do you remember chat roulette? Of course I do. I feel like that's what that's where they're casting. That's where they're getting their ideas. So we start though with, so the girls have to pick which guy will go home and the guys have to pick which girl will go home.

So obviously there's politics involved in that, whatever. And so the guys decide that they want to save Jen and Kenzie. Yes. And so soul by default is stumped. And first of all, brutal to have sincere deliver that news. And then Melanie delivering the news for the girls. That was like, a producer must have made them do that. Like, there's no way.

And I'm like, I hate that. I hate when they, because you could tell their little smug like, I have power in the house. Yeah, it's like, so, um, you know, unfortunately, the, the girl that we, uh, have decided to dump is, um, she's a great girl, but, you know, we feel like she's had the chance to explore. She's just not great enough. Yeah. And she has, uh, short hair and she was mean to me.

So, soul is like really upset at the, the hand that she has been dealt on love island. Which I understand. I understand. I do think. the first half of the season, and we were talking about this last week about it, how it was kind of boring, needed to shake up. Like, the bombshell trio that they brought in of Soul, Jen, and Caleb, like, none of them ever really had, like, true exploration. Well, that's why I thought it was weird that they sent Gabe home. Yeah.

Because Gabe was seemingly, like him and Jen were starting to get along, it seemed. Yeah. And yeah, I did not understand their mental process. Yeah, the girls and the guys used very different, like. And they're like, well, Gabe is like hooking up with everyone. I'm like, you all are hooking up with everyone. Yeah, so I want to talk about this, um, this word that has been introduced in the last week. Lust.

Lustful. Which Kenzie's like lustful. She's, she doesn't know what it means, but she knows it's one of the seven deadly sins. Corbin's telling her that there was, there were people who wanted her to go home. because they feel like she's been... Let me talk to you about something. And she says, I am not lustful.

I am... Lustful. Lustful. Meanwhile, you have the guys talking about it, and, you know, it's like, oh, that's like slut-shamy. Lustful, that's... Casey, I think is like,

I think we all lustful in this bitch. Which they are. And it's like, online, there's this thing of, like, Gen Z being sort of, like, sex negative. And, like, they don't want to have, like sex scenes and TV shows and blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I do feel like it feels like a little bit of that, like, thinking is, is working on them where they're like, I'm not lustful. Yeah. Baby, this is Love Island. Except, like, I'm like, it's the most lustful shit I've ever seen in my life. We are watching them spin the little, like, bingo ball thing and get a verb that they have to perform. Suck.

Suck should never have been in there. Lick. Nibble. There were times where I was like, are they? Are we about this? No. We are a stone's throw away from seeing full frontal on peacock. Right.

Because to me it's like, okay, kiss, nibble, like, those are all in the realm of like foreplay. Yeah. Tickle. Suck we're playing. Suck? We are. Suck is crazy. And then when they get down on their knees.

Uh-huh. What perfect timing. Because it's like, we're so getting out of. But in this challenge where they have the like suckometer that they have to light up to the top. First of all, the idea that there's like some producer in a closet that's like watching the tape. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

Oh, she put her toes in the mouth. Yeah. And then I did love Trinity sucking on the feet but making the fate. Like, uh, you're watching this thinking like, okay, like to get to the highest light bulb on suck. It kind of feels like you should be like sucking. there's only so many fingers you can put in your mouth. It did seem like they were like, wait, do you want us to like... It does, it does make me wonder, like, where's the line?

Where's the line of like, would they be, would they like stop the challenge if somebody started just like giving a blowjob? But then meanwhile, they'd be like, whoa, whoa, stop. What is the matter with you? But then I do feel like half of the contestants would be like, hey! Yeah, literally I'm like, when they do the... freestyle. I'm like, this is just a circuit party for straight people. I guess

that's an orgy. I'm like, they're literally just having orgies. Mind you, stone cold sober. And I keep thinking about how there's two tribes on an island just a stone throw away starving to death for survivor. Seri and parvety are like, do you hear that?

Swimming to a buoy. Oh my God. No, it's, it is, they had like one glass of champagne. like two days ago. Sober. Crazy. I'm like, can you imagine being able to be that sexually free, dead sober? There was like the like Prince and Princess challenge, which had a lot of foot sucking.

A lot of foot. There's a foot freak up in the production this year. I mean, Bryce is into it. Thank God. But it's like they're in the blazing sun of Fiji. You know, it's humid there too. They've, I don't think that they have like been informed ahead of time that there's going to foot-sucking. I'm like, those feet are not

prepped. And they got to be a lot of sunscreen going on. I mean, I hope there's a lot of sunscreen going on, but then it's like, ugh, we're walking on the grass. Should we? Too many, too many things going on. Should we go back a little? So Sol and Gabe get dumped. Yeah. We're now in these kind of default couples again. Yeah. Jen and Caleb are not in a couple, but they're like the only two left. I was sort of on the boy's side in the argument of like, well, why? Like, who are you going to get to know?

It's funny because, like, when Casa Amor finally arrives, finally, it's been like two weeks. When it arrives, they all act so excited. But to me, I'm watching that. And I'm like, okay, in theory, if you kept soul, you could say, oh, Casa Amor is probably coming soon. she would do great with like a new group of guys. But I noticed that none of them really were like talking about Casa Amor before it happened. Yeah. So if you're just kind of using the pieces on the board, it is like, yeah, like Casey talking about how he considered keeping soul.

And it's like, but soul's been here for a week and you have not gone. I mean, the whole. Well, that's, I did like agree with Zach when he was like, okay, well then I expect all of you to pull Caleb for a chat tonight. Because it's true. Like, who's gonna... Literally, like, if you want Caleb here so bad, like, why have none of you shown an interest? And even Caleb is like, okay, like, who am I going to talk to? I mean, always on these shows, I feel like the, like, logic is a little bit, like...

Skewed. Neither here nor there. But it is, like, to me, the whole... I mean, Anaya and Casey this whole time are just my least favorite thing to watch because they feel so... it's like they're so locked in as a couple in like a logistical sense. They're like, we're on an LLC together. Anaya has been miserable the whole time. She hates him and he hates her.

You know, in the Prince and Princess challenge, somebody else gets a question that's like who's, you know, insecure or whatever. And she's like crashing out at KC over what somebody else said about them in a challenge. And it's just like there is literally like no foundation of this couple other than that you guys have been together. other since the beginning and on Love Island it like behooves you to yeah stay in a couple so that's why like when when casa comes it's like thank fucking god yeah because we have we have to get away from these well they all it's like okay finally we can like do what we want actually want yeah peace um i will say things are looking pretty good for for trinity and price it is crazy that now that we are in

casa i almost shut a tear the only couple that i'm like praying they find their way back to each other is Trinity and Bryce. You know that when Trinity started crying and was like, I just missed Bryce that the producers were like, oh my God, fuck, yes. They're like, oh, we didn't think you guys like, Kurt of her. Because they already have Bryce crying in the other one. And then when what's her name, T.T. is like, I feel like you're not really open. He's like, I just can't stop thinking about her.

Good for him, though. I was like, Bryce. Because some of these other men in Casa Amor. Zach is scared. I think Zach is like in love with Keda and he's scared of. of what that means. Yeah. He had his little dalliance with Alana.

But the thing is, okay, so there's this, we're hearing whispers that Alana has been removed. May not be with us for much longer on the show. There was actually a small crack on the floor and she fell right through the ground into the ocean. She slipped right through there. But there's, so there's like chatter online, there's like videos of her, you know, saying problematic things. there is often like a little bit of a delay of, you know, what they're filming, what we're seeing. So it did feel like on Tuesday night's episode, the last one we saw, like her screen time was very minimal. Yeah.

Other than when Zach picks her in the challenge to like lick on or whatever. He doesn't even pick her. He was just paired because they were stuck with the whoever they were with. So it did feel like, okay, maybe they're trying to like minimize. But the annoying thing about that is that. It feels like, okay, so Zach is not progressing anymore in that connection, but we don't actually know. Like, they could have been making up the whole time. He does seem to be like, because he says, like, I didn't even cuddle her last night. Yeah. I didn't want to lead her on. Okay. Alana, like,

I'm like, yeah, how would you cuddle her? It's like, cuddling a squirrel. If she's like racist, obviously, like, get her out of the villa. She also when she came in, she only made out with the white guys. I don't know if you. Did she? Yeah. Like, when they were doing their like lap dances and stuff, She, like, is, like, kissing Caleb. She's kissing Bryce. She's kissing Zach. And then she, like, dances on Casey a little bit. And she goes, that's all you get.

And then she did the same thing to sincere and to Corbyn. It was, like, very, yeah, people were, like, clocking it on. Oh, my God. It's just, like, everybody else made out with all six people. It's just kind of, like, that's the formula. T.T. didn't either. But she went right because she wanted to, like, make a point. That's because she is, like, a heat-seeking missile.

For Casey. And the target is Casey. And she doesn't want it. anybody else. Yeah. But Alana, I'm just like, I don't vibe with her.

Even if... And she's a fucking liar because she also told Zach that she only made out with his brother. And then she's telling the girls, yeah, we actually like went on... We like dated.

Yeah, we dated, she tells them. It is so weird that they, the connections that these people have in the real world prior to the show because Alana says that she made out with Zach's brother Charlie. And then Parmita, the like sexy-ass

Persian girl is talking to Corbyn and she's like... So gorgeous. Do you remember when we DMs on Instagram? And he's like, no. A DM everybody who has Fogg! She's like, yeah, like, when I moved to Miami, I was like, we should work out together and he's like, oh yeah. Oh, that sounds like me.

He totally remembers. Oh, absolutely. Do you think it's sort of because maybe casting does it by like former Love Island people, they go to their Instagram, they see who's in their group pictures or whatever. They, or they have like lists of like, hey, if you guys know anyone that would be good on this. 50 hottest people under 25. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of like how they cast a lot of other reality.

It does feel like too much of a coincidence. And Bryce knew the other. Chris knew Jen, a little from modeling. It does feel like too much of a coincidence that there are like half a dozen people on this show that have connections with each other prior. So, like, it does seem to me, like, knowing that they recruit a lot of people. And they're all models and actors. Exactly.

It's like they, like, if they see, because they're looking at the Instagrams, it's like, if they follow each other, they can see that. Yeah, totally. I mean, it's like when we see, like, Danny Murphy at a party. It's like, we're just in the same, like, stratosphere. Yeah, we just don't all make out with each other. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you never know. Danny's in Cannes right now. He's like, leave me out of it. Have fun, Danny. No, but the one thing I want to talk about before we like fully are in,

engulfed in Casa is what's going on with Zach and Bryce? Because we... I don't know, but I know I would watch. This week, it felt like they really leaned in both on the show they were leaning in and like the producers really highlighted. Well, the one, you know the... Because we got a girth check. The girth check.

also when Caleb is like doing his fake little stripper move and then he leans Zach's I was like girl okay there was a fanny flutter ooh bitch yeah a lot of homoerotic shit going on the girth check really was crazy girth check and he goes uh yeah I'm soft but and then later when they're sitting on the couch he goes that can't stop thinking about it he goes so what did you think about that earlier it goes long and he goes that was my semi he goes yeah that was me that's like me hard i'm not gonna lie that's my boner and he goes that that was my semi oh my god is that like does that like do straight guys okay so my friend who watches the show in their 20s my friend who watches the show showed it

to her husband and is like is this something straight guys do and he was like it's a little much it's a little much but also it's like sometimes straight guys who are the most homosexual acting are straight. Right. Because they're so comfortable in their masculinity. When it's a guy that's like, oh, I can't possibly. I'm like, that's a cause a case. The thing is, though, yeah, I don't know.

But then there's one night when they're getting ready for bed and Zach is in the bed with Bryce and Trinity goes, get out the bed. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm like, listen, I would love to. Go be with Bryce. I would love to go see that. I, yeah. Imagine if they, like, tried to couple up.

Do you think there is, is there an element? Like, do you think they're, like, queer baiting? Like, do they know? Are they, like, playing with us? Or are they just, like, living their lives? And they, that's just how they are. I think that they, yeah, I don't think they're intentionally queer baiting unless someone's telling them.

Right. Unless the world is thinking. Earth check. Yeah, literally. I'm like, that's also insane. A girth check? It's crazy. I've never done that way.

with gay people. Like, that's crazy. But it is, I will say, it's getting to the point where I'm like, if y'all aren't gonna kiss. Well, when they did start doing that orgy shit, I was like, here we go.

I know, because some of the girls at the villa were making out. They love to make out, those girls. But it's like, free the boys. Free the boys. Come on. That would have been iconic.

Caleb could get in on it. I don't think, I don't think Corbin would be into it. But we need a boy, a boy's kiss. Corbin. Corbin is like straight, straight. Oh, Corbin is the, oh, I could never.

Oh, fuck. Also, his voice changed a little bit when he was with Parminda. Is that a name? Parmita. Parmita. Parminda is the actress from ER. Parmita, I think, makes him nervous or something. His voice went up a couple octaves.

I do, I think Parmita is the first person that feels like, like a lot for him to handle. Where it's like Kenzie, it's like, whatever. Melanie, it's like, whatever. Yeah, well, Parmita's like, yeah, I was obviously using those girls. Right, like, like, if Corbyn is like the sexy robot, Parmita's like the sexy robot. The Megan 3.0.

She's got the, she's got the, like, upgrades. Yeah, literally. We got to talk about this TV situation. We also have to talk about Corbin's little mustache. You love Corbin. No, I don't like it. I think you do. That's the problem.

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They haven't done this before. They sometimes have like a movie night on Love Island where they show them like certain footage and stuff. But the fact that they told everyone to get ready for the heart rate challenge, they made them put on these fuck-ass costumes. They were so... Melanie in her sexy bellhop uniform looking like Mr. Mosby. And they're all like practicing for the heart rate challenge.

Kenzie's doing her 55th split of the season. Everybody is like amped up. And then the boys get this text when they're in the bedroom that it's like, please prepare your things to leave the villa. First of all, I want to know how soundproof these walls are. That they're packing their bags. chanting, all leaving, and the girls are like sitting in there doing their makeup and don't hear a thing.

We never see the meat lunch or dinner, and apparently because they're like separated. They're like catered food, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, maybe the girls are at dinner while the boys are packing. So the guys leave and the girls go outside and they're like, oh, we're getting ready for the heart rate challenge. We look so sexy. We're going to be dancing up on our men's.

And there's this. They think they're in. There's this giant wrapped gift. Like it was shady And they're like Ooh what's in there Are the guys in there? Are all of the guys in there?

They're being so quiet in there And it opens and it is a television screen Of the men sitting at the fire pit at Casa of War The way that the reaction was Like a meme in itself When they were Yeah What the fuck?

Who's the first? It gave it in Euphoria Is this fucking play about us? Like it was Because it was truly like diabolical. So mean. Evil genius. Because the thing is, what we were talking about last week with how stuck in the couples and whatever they were, I think the producers recognized that if they just said, okay, time for Casa more, split up, new guys, that it would be a real potential issue of whether

these girls were actually open to being open. Oh no, they were like, we got to get these girls so mad at their men that they are going to hop on whatever walks in that fucking door. And so they make them sit and watch for, I would love, I wish we could have actual time stamps of how long this stuff takes because it feels like forever when you're watching the show, watching one by one, 36 makeouts. Six of these women come in and give a lap dance to each of the six guys. And I got to say, I mean, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the costa girls are hot. The Casa girls are hot.

It's a tough position. It's a tough position. The guys are very, like, you know, ready to go. Into it. And the way that the guys, like, I understood why the girls were so heated, because the way that the guys were sitting there, they're, like, they're, like, fist bumping each other. Oh, yeah, the girls, the guys don't know that the girls can both see and hear everything that's going on.

They're getting lap dances. They're, like, making specific comments where they're, like, we deserve this. Yeah, for what? Like, oh, yeah. Like this is, that's the shit I like, like, it is like, it's crazy. They're acting like they have spent 10 years in prison and are like, like, literally. Seeing a woman for the first time.

They've been in solitary this whole time. You've been sleeping with someone cuddling in bed for the last 15 nights. You were making out with people today. You're not in the desert and just saw like an oasis. It's absolutely insane. The whole thing was crazy to me. Corbin proved his true colors within 13 seconds. Yeah.

And that's the thing is like you can, there are varying degrees. of like, obviously Caleb goes in there with no attachments. He can get in a candy store. Caleb is like, Caleb has never seen so much ass in his entire life is the vibe. Like the way he sees these literally big juicy asses. He's like mind blown. Like he has died and gone to heaven. It's crazy.

No, but like every couple I think has a different like because obviously like Zach and Kada have been very like steady locked. in. They had issues the last day. So Kada's, like, freaking out about that. Anaya's worst fears are being confirmed. And it's like, girl, like, please go be free. This is your... I thank God that the first one to get pulled to make out when it was the girl's turn was Anaya. Yeah. She needed that. And then you have sincere and Melanie. Obviously, they've been up and down, up and down. So Melanie, of course, is going to be like, no, fuck sincere, but like, I don't believe her. Did you kind of get the vibe

when the girls were coming in that they all hated. sincere because they watched the show. They've seen it so far. And you could tell that nobody wanted anything to do with sincere. Sydney called him Lord Farquod. Who's he with? He's with Amora. Amora. Sydney, poor Sydney was the one. Yeah. It's hard to come in last. And Casey picks her and then like Casey is really living his fucking fantasy. It is, it's crazy because I want to know, what do you think about the fact that they let the Casa Amor people watch the show before? they come in because I I think it's helpful for them to have

like an awareness of some of the dynamics but I also don't love how it's like Tierra comes in there like shot out of a cannon her eyes are only on Casey yeah and I do think it's a little I almost wish sometimes that the vibes in Casa Amor were a little bit more of like a free for all

versus like they sort of couple up right away I I'm torn I like because they obviously have not seen what the outside world thinks about them. I don't know. I like it both ways. Because I do like that they, like, know what's going on.

Yeah. It was crazy to me, though, when they, like, get to choose who they sleep with, the first night, Casey sleeps with Tierra. They've already kissed in the... Tierra and in her mind, they're married. She's pregnant. And then the next night, he's talking to... Sydney. Sydney.

And he's like, oh, like, I... I ask, he tells Tierra, he's, what do you think about something? She's like... Well, she asked Sydney to sleep with him before. And then he's like, oh, like, what do you think about exploring with other people? She's like, no, I know what I want. She's like this.

I know what I want. I want you. And he's like, oh, um, what about any... You think it's sleeping with somebody else? Anybody else? I just... It's like, Tierra annoyed me in that moment because it's like, it's fine to have a person that you like the most.

But it's like, you're coming in here as like a Casa. more bombshell. I feel like it's kind of your job to be like speaking to everyone. And she is so laser focused. She didn't choose to be a Casa Amor girl. That's true. You know, she probably was like, what the fuck? It should have been me there first. I would have gotten Casey from the get-go. Right. Anaya's ass would have been on the plane home. Or she would have been waiting in the hotel room for two and a half weeks until she comes out here and has to throw ass. I'm like, their legs barely work because they've been in a hotel room, not moving for three weeks.

They're all atrophied and shit. It is, yeah. No, it is like I, the thing is like I just feel like it's, I'm like, how authentic is the connection between Casey and Tierra are going to be when Tierra's like, I was put on this earth to come steal you and you don't really have a choice in the matter. It's also kind of like things are in a weird, um, it's weird when one person knows the other person. Yeah.

So they can also sort of. appeal to what they think that they're going to like. Right, because they've been watching their, their conversations and stuff. And, like, when they're like, tell me about your family. And you're like, oh, like I. You have a brother, right? Yeah, like, yeah, okay. Yeah.

But watching the girls have to watch all of those laugh dances. I mean, it was like kind of painful. I would have. The like second hand. I can't imagine. I would have left. I'm like, how are you doing this to me? Like, to the producers.

And I liked that some of them were like, no, we need to, we need to, we need to fucking see this because these men are doing, they know exactly what they're doing. And also, this is how they're behaving in Kasa More.

This is exactly how they're going to behave in the real world at the club when we're not there and they're going to come back and say, oh, nothing happened. Absolutely.

And then of course, they've, you know, they're mad and then they forget all about it. Oh, totally. They're like, I miss my man.

Yeah, well, the next day they bring in 12 men. 12 men. After Kenzie hits her rage split. Oh, yeah. Cansey being like,

I'm not going to spiral. roll out! And then she just drops into 15 splits and is screaming like a banshee. I like that it's just like understood basically that Kenzie and Corbyn are just like done. Well, she's like, I'm never speaking to him again. Every other couple is like, oh, I think I missed them, but I am torn and whatever. And Kenzie's like, no, it's like fuck Corbyn, like, period. Like, who's this guy, Dylan? Okay.

The way that Kenzie talks to like each of the three guys that she's kind of been with is so different because with with Corbin it's been um very well documented that she basically codes which is into a black set and says the fuck every five seconds you be looking you be looking at me though the fuck like the fuck why are we in the bottom though I'm glad as hell I'm finning not be in the bottom next week the fuck but so she does that and then with Caleb she's like oh I I want a cowboy like blah blah blah and with Dylan she slips into this like girlish like coquettish thing where she's like, oh, my God, like, your touch my arm. Like, oh, you do. Like, oh, like, I just, oh, okay. She's a freak. She, she is very, like, she'll be whoever she wants

you to be. This is a girl. I'm sorry to say it like this. But, you know, when you're like, oh, that girl that I went to high school with, who is really, like, my friend in high school, is now super mega? How did that happen? And then you're like, oh, here's her boyfriend, a mega influencer. Right. Like, if her boyfriend goes, fishing every every weekend. She loves to fish. In six months, she will be, like, wearing a fishing vest.

Her boyfriend's in the military. She's headlining the Facebook page for military wives. Yeah. Which, like, good for her. She'll find the right costume to put on, and she will wear it well. She will. She will. She will. You know what freaked me

out when all of the men are first knowing, like, saying hi to the girls, in unison with every single answer. Hi. Hello. Okay. How are you?

Good. You look beautiful. Thank you. Hey, girls. Hi. It is spooky. It was so spooky. You know, on SNL they used to do with Vanessa Bayer, those, like, Tettino's pizza

roll commercials, where the guys were watching football. Yes, I do. And there was one where the guys turn into robots. And it's like, talking. Like, oh, oh, oh, great, gay. Like, it's like, it's like five corbans. All their cycles of sync. Yeah, well, they probably have.

Probably have. God bless you. The plumbing. But it's like, man, these, there's 12 guys, and they all get introduced. And I thought it was crazy that they made six of the guys go home on the first day. Because the whole thing was like, you ladies have been so put down. you've been so treated poorly we're going to give you a

full buffet of men to choose from but then they don't actually really get to spend any time without having them. They don't get to make out with all of them and yeah they each get to pick two girls to kiss okay maybe the guys get to pick two girls after that truly felt like they were like oh wait we don't really have time in the episode to show yeah they're like they're like what's the math

we're gonna see like 74 different makeups and they're like well when girls do it they're horrors but when men do it it's okay look that's lustful to me Like, I did think that was fucked up because I'm like, what the fuck? You don't get to make out with double the men. And then, so Ariana tells us that the girls get to pick which six guys stay. But interestingly, they don't show any of the like deliberation process. And I actually would have been really interested. Yeah, why show us the deliberation when we can see them making toast? Because some people were saying that maybe they let Jen pick more of the guys to stay because she was like completely single. But then like that still would have been fun to see. Yeah, they still end up like basically coupled up essentially because we have Carl who's talking to Anaya.

He teaches her a little bit of Chinese, which is cute, I guess. I don't really see like chemistry with them. No. Ronnie is like kind of paired up with Mel a little bit, but then also she's talking to Corey. And Trinity, Trinity, I liked the way that she handled this where she slept with Corey the first night and was talking to him. and then basically was like, look, I got something better over at Casa. I love Trinity. Go be with Mel.

You don't have to worry about me. Because I think Corey and Melanie feel like they have potential. They do, but I can't with Melanie being like, well, I like to move slow. I'm like, do you? I like to move slow. You don't move slow. The idea of moving slow on Love Island is such a, like, made up thing. Because it's like, whether or not you're, like, doing French fries in the bed as you're,

trinity would say whatever i looked it up well it's what it's exactly what yeah yeah and i'm like is it because of the sound of like when fries go into the fire i think it's the shape the french fries and the moving on no but like whether or not you're being exploring in bed so much like you're you're sleeping with somebody for 12 days you're doing these challenges where you're you know literally seeing inside of everyone yeah like there's it's just the whole it's it goes back to the lustful thing too like there's only the the spectrum on this show is at the end of the day pretty narrow yeah and i do believe that like you can fall in love in these circumstances and it moves very quickly like i have several like

uh uh love is blind people who like legitimately have been together for like eight years but i'm like because it's like you know a year of dating within a 10 but again i guess Love is blind. They're not physical for the first day. It's like with love. It's just like, to me it's not like, oh, you can't find love. But it's like, why are we acting like we're not horny too? Yeah, I'm like, and that we're not here to blow up on social media, which brings me to Che. To Che, the shadiest of them all. No social media.

Why? I really don't like him. Where did you come from? I'm not feeling him at all. How did you get cast on this? I don't think he and Kada have any chemistry. I don't like it. Yeah, to me, like...

Kada hates him. I think there's a difference. And maybe, I mean, we are very, like, social media forward. I think there's a difference between not being really active on social media and saying, like, I don't have a single app on my phone. Yeah, I'm like, I don't believe, like, did you just delete it? And also, that's a horrible business idea. Like, if you're going on Love Island, why don't you have social media? Okay, so if we're together, we're not going to be able to get a single collab post.

Oh, you think you're better than, like, you don't want to make hundreds of thousands of dollars in your first year out of this island because you better make it now. It's not going to last. I saw on TikTok, this is devastating. There is a fan account or like somebody else made an account. Of Seoul. I think it's Trinity. Because she's not on her phone yet. I saw someone did the same thing with Soul.

There's a fan account of Trinity that has like 700,000 followers, and somebody found Trinity's alleged real account, and it only has like 50,000. And Trinity's going to come out of the villa, and this like, this like scammer is going to have all her followers. That scammer is probably like, oops. No, you know, that scammer is going to hold those followers for ransom. She's going to be like, hi, yes, it's me, Trinity.

I would love to do with Bramper. This handle is for sale, Trinity, for the low, low price of $2 million. Do you know that I tried to buy the Chris Burns handle from someone? And he has not posted in like five years. Okay. He lives on a lake somewhere. It's just Chris Burns. Yeah.

And I was like, would you be interested in selling it? And he's like, no. Because if you're not in this world, you're like. But I'm like, yeah, you don't care. So why won't you take money? Right. He probably thinks that like you're scamming him. Probably.

I have at Dylan Hafer on Instagram, but on Twitter, somebody else has it that hasn't tweeted since like 2011. I'm like, what the fuck? Which like now I don't care about Twitter, but back like five years ago, I was like, give me the handle. And when I changed Fat Carrie Bradshaw to the pH, someone immediately took the F Fat Carrie Bradshaw. And then I, I DM'd him to be like, what the fuck? And he had been messaging me happy birthday every year. And it was so he gave it back though. What do you think about gal?

Go. Fake. Fake. I don't believe him. He works at a coffee shop in Venice in L.A. And I saw a TikTok of a girl who lives in Venice and she was like, no, like, you guys are like dragging him. Every girl in Venice would get with him. Because he looks like every guy in Venice.

He kind of gives. So I saw a photo of him wearing like a trucker hat and like some like yellowish glasses. With everyone on the beach. And he looks hot. It's kind of like the West Wilson vibe. Which like, you know, now that's controversial. Seal, but like, once upon a time you all wanted it. Listen, I'm not saying he's ugly.

Yeah. I just, I don't think that I like his vibe. I don't think, yeah, he's kind of boring. You know that store Saturdays? Yeah. He gives employee at Saturdays. I was going to say employee at like Paxon. Yeah, same.

It's just more expensive. He looks like he works at a mall store. Yeah, and he's like the hot guy at the mall. At the mall. But when you take him home, you're like, oh, you're a guy from the mall. Maybe he and Melanie could team up on the outside. He could help her sell some swimsuits.

Yeah, maybe that's what they met in the food court. She could, look, they have, like, the surf shop with the swimsuits, and they kind of like, maybe there's a coffee shop in the bikini store. Yeah. Wait, I also loved Melanie being like, well, everywhere else in my life, I'm just such a boss. I need my man to be dominated in the bedroom because I'm so dominating outside of the bedroom. And I'm like, you know she comes walking into that bikini store, swinging her keys. But I don't really feel like she wanted sincere to be dominant. I don't think he could be.

The whole thing with like wanting to be submissive, I always think is interesting because I'm like, it's one thing if like you want to be submissive in like a sexual sense where it's like, oh, like, do what you want. But like, within reason, consent, of course. But like, when you're like in life I want to be submissive to my man, it's like. Is that what she means though? I don't know. Because I'm like, yeah, there's a very large difference between I like to be submissive sexually. I feel like it's sort of like a conservative like Christian thing where it's like the man should lead or whatever. And it's like we don't need that on Love Island. No.

These men, I don't trust these men to lead. I don't trust them to lead, yeah, a line, okay? It's sincere to me, I would say, is kind of the epitome of somebody that shouldn't be leading things. Listen, I agree. He is the epitome of terrible men. he is the epitome of why we need to keep schools open. I've seen people pointing out that a lot of these people were in high school during COVID. If I was in high school during COVID, I would be a doctor by now.

I'm like, I would have cheated. Think of how easily you could have cheated. Okay, but so you'd be a bad doctor. What else is new? You'd be a fraudulent. A fraudulent doctor. You're like, oh, chat GPT rope. I'm like, hold on.

The MGAT? Oh, what's that? Oh yeah, I forgot I would have to pass I guess I wouldn't be a doctor But I would have had the grades I will say I didn't feel I wasn't like sad about any of the Boys that got sent home just because I feel like I didn't know them at all I was sad like for them but half of them we didn't even

Yeah We do have to talk about the kissing Why are we throwing these women Like sacks of potatoes Through the ceiling We're squatting with them Alana was really getting like Tossed.

It's like what I like you do with your nephews, throw them up in the air. At like Jewish weddings when they do the horror with the chair And it was very like that but with no chair. And Nicole Pellegrino's wedding, they did that and she fell out of the chair onto the DJ booth from the air. The like calisthenics involved in some of these makeouts.

I'm like what are we trying to prove? Also like KC putting some girl down on the floor and doing the full like it's like it kind of looks like the worm, but it's like a stripper move. I'm riding. That's the song that plays in my head. Also, when Zach was doing his performance and they used the One Direction song. I know.

Well, also when Zach and Alana were doing the like sexy makeout challenge, it felt like he wasn't into it. No, I mean, I hope not. Because I, okay, like, last week I revealed that I voted for Zach and Kada. and I still do, I want Zach and Kada to find their way back to each other. I want Zach and Kada to find their way back to each other. I want them to stay together. I think Zach and Kada and Trinidad and Brice are the only couples that I'm like kind of rooting for. Yeah, and they're friends with each other.

They can go on vacations together. That would be so fun. And then like when. Zach and Bryce can get drunk and hook up while they're at the beach. When Kada and when Kada and Trinity are going to like get their nails done or something, the guys can like take a nap. Suck. tickle nibble

play a game it's like a bop it it's literally like tickle mibble yeah literally it's like dice flick it flick it should have been

one of them flick it what else can I flick twist it punch it spin it that would be and they just

spit now that I would watch that I would watch oh my god we have we have a few more days of Casa left that should also be

in the voting As we know, I think that there should be a lot more voting from America. Yeah, we've only had to vote twice. It should be like, what should Zach do to Alana? Spin? Flick? Flick or suck? Drop kick.

America wants you to drop kick. Like, how fun. Oh, my God. Shake Shack is a staple in New York. You know, there's the original Shake Shack in Madison Square Park, which is always such a vibe. I didn't realize that was the original. Sit in the park and you can enjoy your Shake Shack. I also love, they have a really great app that you can order on.

so if you just want to like get in, get your shake, get out. You don't even have to go inside there. You can just pick it right up. There's a little window. It's so nice. And, you know, Shake, everything is great, but this shake is really fun because there's this crackable dark chocolate shell.

Ooh. And there's like a great, like, textural element to it. That's the nuts and the tighty. I love a milkshake in the summer, too. Ooh, bitch. Okay, so here's my order. What do you get? I'm starving right now.

You know what I love at Shakechack, the chicken nuggets? I like the chicken nuggets, but a bacon cheeseburger. Yes. Okay. A fries. Not with the cheese sauce because I don't want to go too crazy with the dairy because I'm also getting obviously a shake. Okay.

We are here with our Shake Shack, Dubai Chocolate Shakes, and we are going to talk about our shake-up of the week. Chris, I know that something has shaken you to your core. I was shaken by sincere saying epitome instead of epitome. And so I made a little list of some of my favorite things that Sincere has also said over the past, what, two weeks? Two weeks, sincereisms? Okay, so the first one that I love, he's comparing, I believe, Sol and Mela.

Wow, I really like this fish. Put it on the icebox. Just because you have two fishes doesn't mean you have to put one back. You can still have two fishes and be like, wow, these are beautiful fish. That's gorgeous. That's beautiful. When you pray for the rain, you got to deal with the mud. Ain't that the truth?

What is the saying you only see a burning house if you're inside it? We're getting deep here. You know, I think sincere actually would like the Dubai. chocolate shake because he got a little taste of pistachio ice cream with soul. Yeah, and he gets to crack it. His favorite is chocolate chip cookie dough. And that's Melanie. And he's going back to her. You're right. He never tried pistachio. For a limited time only. My moment of the week that really shook me to my core after the boys have gotten with their girls in Casa Amor and the girls are meeting their guys and Melanie pulls Anaya and they're like, one, two, three, I miss my man. I miss my man.

Ladies. There's no man. Ladies. Maybe there's no plane. There's no plane. There's no man. We have got to stop. Anaya, you were miserable the whole time you had that man.

What? Still is. He's still making miserable. He's not even there. He's making her miserable. And all I wanted, all I wanted was for us to get to Casa Amor. She watches him on the TV, disrespecting her memory. And she still is like, I miss my man.

All I wanted was for her to watch that on the TV, say, That's done. It's over. Canceled. Get me somebody new. You know what she needs? A day off with a new man and a milkshake. I want the best for these women. And I feel like they don't want the best for themselves. The best isn't there. The best isn't there. And maybe Anaya in, you know, six to nine months, we'll find a guy on the outside. Yeah. You know what? Go to the Madison Square Park. Shake Shack. There's a lot of hot guys outside that shake shack waiting in line. If Anaya meets her husband at Shake Shack. I've never met my husband. husband at Shake Shack, and I've been many, many times. So I will be disappointed for myself.

Next time's the charm. Yeah, I'll stop on my way back. Get it, maybe order an extra shake and just maybe some people attract. You got to put out the energy you hope to attract. I don't know. I just like, I need these girls to stand up. Yeah, really stand up for themselves. It's tough. But those are shakeups of the week. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Watch the cup split like Kenzie. we'll be back next week with more Love Island

and I'm thinking by next week we'll know if they are coming back together or not God I hope so we gotta get rid I mean we can't have like 24 people in the villa so we gotta get rid of some of these randos Chris where can everybody find you? That Carrie Bradshaw with a pH

Not at Chris Burns Not at Chris Burns unfortunately Salty about that You can follow me at Dylan Heyford Thanks for watching Have a great week Thanks again to shake for sponsoring this episode. The Dubai chocolate pistachio shake is rich, satisfying, and just a little bit extra.

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