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Episode Date: February 8, 2023It’s the very best time of the year: RHONJ season! Jordana Abraham is back to recap this season with Dylan, and they dive right into the premiere. Margaret and Teresa are getting along, Jennifer Ayd...in might be cursed, and Dolores has a new man. They also evaluate the new Housewives, who may be the most promising freshman class in a while. Later, they break down the drama at the calendar photo shoot, where lingering tensions explode between Dolores and Jennifer. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, everyone.
Welcome back to the Mention It All podcast.
I'm Dylan Hafer, and it is a very exciting day today
because the Real Housewives of New Jersey is finally back.
And also, back to recap with me this season,
I have my friend, Betches, co-founder, Jordana Abraham.
Hello. I'm so happy to be back. It's been a while. It has been a while. I feel like you are the Jersey
connoisseur. Last year, I had so much fun recapping, you know, most of the season with you. We have a few
days in and out, but I'm glad to have you back this year. Yeah, it's good to be back. I mean,
Jersey is like one of those gifts that always keeps giving. It's never dull. It's never like,
it's also never like a slow start. They always like come in hot. Right. Like we have this premiere
episode, we get two big group events. We have new people that seem like they fit right in.
We have multiple different continuing feuds from last season. There's new little threads of
things happening. There's theme parties. There's sexy photo shoots. It feels like there is plenty
to get into. There's a lot to get into. And I feel like, uh, Pauly was really just thrown right into it.
So I was, I was excited that they just, it was like kind of, it was like literally when you throw a kid in the
deep end just to see if they can swim.
That's kind of what this felt like with him.
God bless, Polly.
I just the thought of, you know, I love Dolores.
Dolores seems like a great person.
But the thought of dating Dolores and being in the middle of that, let's just say
complicated family dynamic, it takes a strong person.
I mean, no one gets along with their exes like Dolores does, which I guess for
Polly probably a good sign, you know, like she like no one leaves a relationship with her.
Like I never want to see that crazy bitch again. They're kind of like, how can I keep living with you?
I will live with your, I'll live with your ex. I'll live with your new boyfriend.
I'll anything to stay in your life. Right.
If God forbid things don't work out with Dolores and Polly, maybe David, the doctor has an extra
bedroom. It was going to have a frat house of, uh, of all of Dolores's exes. Very funny.
That's a spin-off right there.
I would watch.
We, you know, we're getting our little updates with everyone.
You know, Jennifer Aden feels like she's cursed by an evil eye because Margaret talked
shit about her and her Ferrari got stolen.
But her mom's magic spell has not worked because she broke her toe on Teresa's birthday
trip in Mexico.
And I just, Jennifer Aiden is like, such a mess in a way that is just like so delicious to me.
Yeah, she's like, she's very funny in a like everything she's saying is sort of absurd.
I don't agree with really anything she's saying, but I enjoy watching her say it.
It is, it is interesting.
At the reunion last year, we really sort of dug into the Dolores versus Jennifer.
They had always seemed kind of fine with each other.
And that is really carrying over into this season.
And I don't really think they're going to stay enemies forever.
But it is kind of, it feels like a little bit of a different dynamic because usually we kind of have team Teresa, team Melissa.
And they are on the both on the same side of that.
But it's like I kind of like them being at odds.
I do too.
Although I watched watch what happens live or at least the first half of it last night after.
And I kind of felt like they clearly make up.
because Dolores was being very nice about her or as nice as one could be.
So I was kind of like, this seems like it's going to be relatively short-lived, but good way to open.
Yeah, it's always tough when they're doing press at the beginning of the season.
And you're like, okay, so like, how are things going with that?
And they're like, oh, well, you're going to have to wait and see.
But like, she means well.
It's like, fine.
Right.
That's not what we want.
That's not why we're here.
You know, some watch what happens live guests.
just like give it to you.
Like they give you exactly like the kind of like petty stuff you really want.
And some are just like, oh, like when she was like, oh, I would never say anything negative
about Polly.
Like he's the best in every way.
Meanwhile, I did interview our new housewife Danielle Cabral yesterday, which is going to be
out on the podcast tomorrow.
So if you're listening to this today, the days are confusing, but subscribe to the show.
so you don't miss it. But she was like, I asked her about Jackie and she was like, well,
you know, she wasn't friendly to me. She wasn't nice. I'm like, thank you.
Well, yeah, because she's your, you're her replacement. It's a new blonde in town. Yeah.
It is strange. I didn't even really think about while I was watching the episode. And then afterward,
I'm like, oh yeah, we only, we only saw Jackie in the group scenes. It's, it's different.
I felt a little bad. Yeah. I felt like, I mean, it's better they showed Evan more than Jackie.
because they were they were starting with this shirtless the shirtless charity calendar.
But I kind of felt like, I don't know, I missed her a little bit even though because she was like,
you know what I mean?
She was she was like seeing an exit of party.
You're not, no one really speaking to them.
But I don't know.
The new girls are coming in hot though.
So I do feel like there's going to be something there.
But I did feel a little bit bad that she was not anymore.
Right.
this is really the first time since Jennifer and Jackie joined the show that we have
like successful new cast members on Jersey because the last few seasons we've seen people
film with the group and then just get added on as friends.
And so to have two new housewives who in the first episode are getting all of this screen
time, we're meeting Danielle's kids and her husband, her walking a dana's husband.
And it just feels, it does feel fresh in a way.
And obviously like TBD on how much we end up loving these new housewives.
But I'm, I'm kind of excited.
I'm glad they're here.
I am too.
But I have to say nothing has made me feel older than, I'm sorry.
Not I keep forgetting the new girls, the brunette, the new brunette.
Rachel.
Rachel.
Nothing made me feel older than when she said she was born in 1991.
I was like, I cannot be older than the women on real.
housewives. It doesn't feel right to me. It is. It does feel like a crossroads. We've been in millennial
housewife territory for a while now. We've had a lot of women who are like early mid 80s housewives.
They're like late 30s. Right. They are the youngest to me. But to have someone born in 1991,
she's 31 years old. I think she's solidly in like younger millennial territory. Like she's not an
elder millennial. Right. It is, it's a little shocking. She's the first housewife born in the 90s. I,
I did a little bit of, a little bit of research, but also I was like, who else would be that young?
There's not even really any other options that come to mind. But yeah, I mean, it just, it does feel
crazy. I don't think it's a bad thing. Some people are like, I want my housewives menopausal.
I'm like, I mean, yes and no. A little bit. Yeah. I think, well, I just think it, to
me, I don't mind. The age itself doesn't really matter that much to me, but I do find it a little bit
less believable that Teresa, who's celebrating her 50th birthday is hanging out with a woman almost
20 years younger than her naturally, like without like that that doesn't seem like something
that would come about in a, in a really organic way. Yeah, it is. It's like it's always funny
when the new housewives show up and you get the explanation for.
how they know the group.
And with Rachel, it's very straightforward.
Melissa says that Gino and her and Rachel's son Jaden are best friends.
Fine.
Sure.
I don't know if they've ever hung out before.
But with Danielle, it's a little bit more convoluted because we are told that her stepmoms,
her stepmom married, you know, like there was a Manzo, a Manzo connection.
I wanted to ask you about that Manzo connection because she said when she introduced her she said her stepmom was married to one of Caroline Manzo's brothers.
Yes.
And to me it was kind of weird that she said Caroline Manzo and not Dina Manzo because like she's closer.
I think they're still close with Dina Manzo.
And why wouldn't she say it was her friend's brother?
Like her friend is Dina.
That's a good point.
I didn't think about that because the phone.
photo we saw was of Teresa, new housewife Danielle, Caroline Manzo, and Jacqueline Larita.
And so it makes sense that Jacqueline would be in this picture because she's married to Chris
Lareda. So, you know, they're all part of the Lareda family. But yes, like, are we just, like,
not allowed to say Dina's name? Is she, is she somehow just, like, not a part of this particular
section of the Lareda family? I don't know how that works. But when you bring it up,
It is funny because Teresa and Dina are still good friends.
Like they travel to see each other.
She must be like excommunicated from the whole Manzo family or something because I feel like
it seems like there's the siblings and then there's her separate.
Yeah, I think the Manzo clan or the Larita clan combined have sort of like circled wagons
around Caroline and Dina is maybe a little bit of an outcast, unfortunately.
But I don't know.
Yeah, there's a lot more going on there.
I remember that was how.
I mean, it seems like that's died down, but there was like someone beating someone else up.
And there's a lot of, there's a lot of like marriage within the families and like married brothers or I don't know.
It's a very confusing family tree.
But I guess they're not.
I would, I would, uh, speaking of Caroline Manzo, I know there's so much going on.
Yeah.
With her and brandy and other stuff.
But I, I would like to see more of that.
I know.
It's, it is strange to think about.
In 2023, we're going to have Caroline Manzo on a show to talk about, like, it felt like that ship had sailed so long ago.
I know.
I would watch.
I really liked her presence.
I felt like she was like almost the Judge Judy of the, of New Jersey.
I feel that.
The Judge Judy of New Jersey.
Like, no bullshit.
Like, and I call you out.
Like, sort of has a normal, rational point of view.
I struggle with the idea of Caroline Manzo and Jennifer Aiden.
having anything in common.
Yes.
She'd be like, Jennifer, shut the fuck up.
Or Caroline Manzo, who's now a, like, she's probably what, in her 70s?
I think she's in her 60s.
Maybe she's in her 60s with, again, with a 31-year-old friend.
It doesn't fully.
The generation, you know, this show has been on for so long that people are literally
like becoming a different generation on it.
So it's very funny to watch.
Yeah, that's true. That would strain
credulity, I think, a little bit
too much, perhaps.
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So, of course, we have to check in with Melissa and Teresa's dynamic, which is not the worst it's ever been, but also not great.
So the update that we got on the premiere is that Melissa texted Teresa after the reunion, basically saying that she was fine with the wedding situation and she didn't want her to, you know, feel whatever type of way about it.
Teresa never responded. And then two months later, the first text that Teresa had sent to Melissa
was inviting her to her 50th birthday trip in Mexico. Melissa was like, yeah, I'm not going to go to
that because we're like not speaking right now. Last text you sent me. I sent you. You didn't answer,
which was addressing our very public fallout. It is funny. The idea of planning a birthday trip,
because I feel like for most people, you're like, if I'm going to do a birthday trip, either it's
going to be me and my partner, whatever, or it's going to be me and like three of my closest friends.
So the fact that it seems like Teresa was kind of tossing out birthday trip invites like candy, it's like,
why would you want her there?
It is bizarre.
Like, why would you want her at your small, intimate birthday party, but not in your wedding?
Yeah.
Like, you want to go on a trip with her more than you want her to be standing next to you for 20 minutes at a wedding ceremony?
Exactly, which is really just symbolic.
and this is like actually spending time with her.
Yeah.
Also, the birthday trip wasn't even filmed.
Like, it's not even part of the construct of the show.
The wedding is taped on TV.
It is a plot line that Melissa is not going to be there.
I'm so excited for the wedding.
I know.
Oh, my God.
But anyway, so Teresa's having a 50th birthday thing at her house after this trip.
It's, you know, pretty chill.
You know, everybody's just hanging out.
There's lots of balloons.
Of course, Rose Gold balloons.
And Joe and Melissa also said they couldn't make it to this.
And Teresa has it in her head that it's Melissa telling Joe not to engage and not to come.
And I'm like, this is such classic Teresa and Melissa dynamic that Teresa is like, well, obviously, if Joe, if my brother's not here, it's because Melissa's getting in his ear and telling him that's come.
It's just so funny because like Melissa never does.
It's like it's been like 14 years.
She can see the tapes of behind the sea of like of their filming.
It's like it's never Melissa doing that.
Yeah, it's bizarre.
But so there is, Melissa's having this roller skating party.
There is nothing I love more than the fact that 15 minutes into the premiere of New Jersey,
we are at a full 80s themed roller skating party with crimped hair and neon outfits and just
like ridiculous accessories.
That's what Jersey's for.
Yeah.
I mean, I liked it.
They all did a pretty good job.
They all did a pretty good job except, uh, except Louis.
Louis did not, uh, that's true.
White, what the same thing he always wears.
The same thing he always wears.
Um, we, we got to meet Frank's lovely 33 year old girlfriend, Brittany, who, uh, Dolores says
she loves.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
Sure.
Yeah.
I think she, I'm sure she does.
I feel like she seems like pretty nice.
She's probably, she's probably,
glad that Frank has something else to do than just like hang out at her house and yeah bother her
I agree and then Frank seems like upset that he's not living with her or doesn't get her
priority and I find Frank to be so annoying that's his least that's his his his worst quality
to me he's like why don't I have access to you anymore it's like you want to he wants
dolores to be like his wife and have a girlfriend but like not like he wants like her to
play that role for him.
And it's like she was your wife and then you were cheating on her.
So she's not your wife anymore.
Like you can't have it all.
There's a big difference to be between being, having a close relationship and having 24-7
access to her and her home and you're, you know, talking to her all the time.
It's like you're still in each other's lives pretty constantly.
I would say a pretty more than healthy amount.
Like already, it's already right now more than a healthy amount.
And it's not even like they're like co-raising kids together.
Like their kids are grown up.
Like anything that they do at this point is like, that she does is like nice and extra.
I think it's so weird that he would expect her to be like prioritizing him over her boyfriend when like he doesn't do the same for her.
He's not like sacrificing anything for her.
Right.
It's very like on Frank's terms.
I feel like if Frank decided he didn't want to like still be close with Dolores, he would leave tomorrow.
and we would never see him again.
And that would just be like the end of that.
Exactly.
I mean, whatever, whatever works, I guess.
I'm glad to see Teresa seeing a therapist.
She's working on her stuff.
That was great.
It felt like in the off season,
Teresa got like a little bit of a lobotomy.
She was like, or at least partial.
It was funny that she was trying.
I thought it was nice because this is the first season.
where she comes in with like an intention to be different.
And you really have not seen that from her at any time.
I agree.
And as much as I am not a Louie fan in like a real sense,
like he kind of still creeps me out.
I do think he is in a certain way kind of encouraging her to examine some of these
relationships and think a little bit more about what she said.
and how she reacts to things and how she handles different situations.
And the fact that, you know, she and Margaret still have this lingering issue from last season,
from the last three seasons, I guess.
And Teresa, you know, kind of puts out the olive branch and it's like, yeah, come over to my house.
We'll have cheese and crackers.
Right.
We'll talk through stuff.
And, I mean, do I think that Teresa and Margaret are ever going to be best friends and see eye to eye on everything?
That seems unlikely.
But Teresa coming with this olive branch does seem like something we wouldn't have seen
necessarily in the past.
I agree.
I mean, I think it was time that they resolved this because this feud has been going on.
When did she, when did Danielle like do something to, to Margaret?
Like four, three or four seasons ago?
Three seasons ago at this point.
Yeah.
I feel like this feud has been going on for a while.
And the producers were like, all right, we've had enough airtime about like the Margaret
Teresa feud.
We've got to like put a little bow on this, which is exactly what this was.
They clearly don't like really.
But I think the effort was not was very out of character for Teresa.
And I was proud of her for at least trying to have some self control.
She didn't fully do it, but she's like kind of half did it.
And I mean, that's a start.
People don't change overnight.
So I thought that was, that was great.
I agree with you about Louis.
I do think the way that he does try to reel her in is a little condescending and like
uncomfortable when he's like, you're like stop to do it like when he's like kind of yelling at her when
she's going off the beaten track, which didn't seem like the most compassionate way to do it.
But also someone needs to reel her in somehow.
And he seems like the only one that can do it.
And I guess his method is working.
Right.
It's a little bit like, Teresa.
Teresa, shut up.
Right.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's not it.
And it's like, okay.
You can.
Right.
I guess it's working.
So like fine.
But also like I don't know if I like that way of speaking to her either.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I do feel like what you were saying about how long they've been fighting and the producers
are kind of like, okay, let's get on with it.
With these multi-season housewife feuds, I think it's important to kind of reset.
And then if they want to keep fighting, it can be about something else moving forward.
But it's like we can't have the same root cause of a fight lingering for three seasons.
So it's like in the premiere, they've had this reset.
And then now, if Teresa wants to be mad about Margaret going to Melissa and Joe and telling them what Louis said about her being a weak person, insecure, like, that can be it's a new thing.
But it's like we're not, we're no longer.
We've reset.
We've remembered that we had a lovely moment about Teresa's mom way back when we've cried a little bit.
We've hugged it out.
We've had our cheese and crackers in the backyard.
And, you know, it's a new leaf.
Yes. I mean, I agree. I'm glad they put that. They kind of ended that because they're so, I mean, it seems like the new, I actually feel like the new housewives are going to bring a lot more drama. I agree. And so it's like we don't need, we don't need the same matchups of, of chaos that we've had the last three years. It's like obviously they're still going to be major players. But it's like if Teresa is going to have a big issue with new girl Rachel or, you know, Danielle's.
going to be fighting with Melissa.
You know, like, that can be its own thing, and we can kind of shift, you know, let things
morph a little bit.
Teresa saying that she is no longer a grudge holder, I think will be famous last
words.
That's a stretch.
I mean, I wouldn't, Rome wasn't built in a day.
I would not hold any, especially because she was like, she very clearly holds a grudge
against Melissa.
Right.
And I think it's like the grudge against Melissa.
is on hold a little bit.
Maybe it's like simmering on the back burner.
But clearly by the end of this season, it's going to be a full boil.
Right.
But it was the most introspection we've ever gotten from Teresa where she was like my dad.
You know, we would be like kind of, it seems like had his own anger issues that he
passed on to her and like kind of taught her that that was how he dealt with things.
She said when he was right, he was always right.
And no one could say anything else.
I'm like, that sounds familiar to what.
we've seen as in the audience. And she really doesn't do much introspection or even saying anything
negative about either of her parents. So I thought this was a very interesting self-reflection.
And I'm glad she's in therapy. I was thinking that too, that to hear her say something that
could be construed as critical about her dad who has passed away, I was surprised that she was kind of
willing to go there because it seems like the way that she is protective of her family,
you would expect that to just be kind of an emotional no-fly zone.
And I think it's probably healthy for her that she is able to unpack that a little bit.
Totally great.
She's raw as a cucumber.
That was great.
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Okay, so getting to the crux of this Melissa and Teresa stuff that we have this episode.
So basically, last season, there was a point where Teresa had texted Melissa asking her to not talk about Louis anymore on camera.
and Melissa read this text to the other women and basically was like, she's telling me not to say anything.
And this is what Louis says makes Melissa an insecure woman.
And I don't know.
It's just like I understand being annoyed that she read the text.
But the insecure woman thing just seems like an unnecessary place to bring it to.
I agree.
Well, that's why I kind of go back and forth on Louis where I feel like he's like a good influence,
but also like maybe choose your words.
if you're truly going to present yourself as like in touch with your emotions and sort of like
emotionally and psychologically healthy like maybe you should know that that's not the best word
to use like say maybe she was she's clearly conflicted yeah you know something a little bit more
empathic about like the situation because she's he's he's riling her up in that sense against
her too louie to me gives off one of those he's like has that energy of that kind of like straight guy
who will be like man this is
why I don't mess with females.
And it's like, okay.
It's a little, it's a little like this kind of like, condescending, yeah.
masculine energy that is not necessarily, like, he's not trying to be condescending, I don't think.
But it's like, it almost is such a natural way of thinking for him that it makes me worried that it's like, okay.
If this is just like your default explanation of things, it's like, well, you know,
women be insecure.
It's like, okay.
I agree for someone,
but I feel like he's trying to present as someone who's like more in touch with his feelings
and more emotionally like mature.
So it's not coming across that well.
Even if he had said she might have been feeling insecure at the moment.
Like that wouldn't have been to me that crazy or that off base or that,
which maybe that was true.
But to say she is insecure is clearly going to be like,
is a labelly, like, unnecessary thing to do.
Right. And I think, so we, at the calendar photo shoot, Margaret does her housewives duty
and carries the bone along to Joe and Melissa and tells them what they said.
And I think if, if Louis had framed it in a way that wasn't as negative about Melissa, I don't
even know if Margaret would have felt the need to deliver the message like that.
But I think because it came off as kind of shady to Melissa, then Margaret's like, okay, well, that's kind of like a icky thing to say.
So she's going to tell them right away.
And then it's going to boil into more of an issue.
Yeah.
And Melissa is very, very activated by that comment, clearly.
And so was Joe.
I mean, I think the thing with Joe is like he feels, whether or not Teresa and Louis would agree, he feels like he has been nothing but nice to Louis that they've been welcome.
him into the family and, you know, that now he's going to say this kind of stuff about his wife
is a little bit like a slap in the face.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how good there or bad their relationship has been since, you know, off
filming or any of that.
But it does seem like he hasn't really said anything negative about him.
So they should kind of, he should kind of have kept her out of it.
But that's not the case.
What do you think about this calendar photo shoot?
Would you buy the calendar, Jordana?
I don't know if I would, maybe I would buy, like, ironically, you know, for like
The Betches Office or something.
Okay.
Yeah.
It would go pretty well there.
But I thought it was fun.
I thought they were like, it's for charity, right?
I think that like, uh, that was nice.
And I thought I was like, I felt so bad for Pauley who's like literally his first on screen,
um, debut is him being thrown into this calendar thing.
is to take a shirt off immediately.
I'm like, he must really love Dolores because I don't know if I would be like down for
that.
All of the new guys do.
I mean, Danielle's husband, Nate is pouring a watering can all over himself.
Rachel's husband, John, is in a lumberjack outfit.
I'm like, these guys are really being thrown into the deep end.
And I think, sink or swim, right?
Good for them, I guess.
Like, the fact that it is funny, though, also because there is some idea that this is like kind
of a celebrity calendar and that like three out of the six men that are there are brand new to the
show nobody knows who they are yet right okay we really could have used frank katania in this
moment oh yeah was he not there he was in the hospital oh right he was in the hospital why i forgot
i don't remember he's fine something with yeah probably trying to get dolores his attention
uh i'm sorry frank i hope you're okay trying to get out of spending time with polly yes
He's like, oh, Polly's coming.
I'm sick that day.
I think Brink is threatened by the fact that Paul, I think, I think Frank really liked when she was with David because David kind of kept her at arm's length and wasn't around that much.
And he could still play that role of like husband without any responsibilities.
And she could take out any of her annoyances on David.
But now that I think Dolores has found someone that seems like very, very, very, very interested in her and very, and like a little bit more, you know, cares what she's doing.
and sees a future with her, I think that's a little scary to Frank.
And I think that's why he's being a little rude about Polly.
Oh, absolutely.
Because if Dolores is going to be potentially moving in with this guy, maybe getting engaged,
maybe getting married down the road, Frank isn't going to have access to the house 24-7.
And that's even if that's normal and should be the case, it's clearly something that he is
struggling with a little bit.
and I would love to hear more from his girlfriend, Brittany, about how she feels about that.
So the calendar photo shoot is really where things go left between Jennifer and Dolores.
I love that Jennifer is, she like comes in so hot and she's, first of all, she's like holding court with our three new women.
We also have another new Jennifer, who we haven't talked about at all, who's a friend of.
And so she's like venting to all three of them about how Dolores is the worst.
And also Margaret.
Can you believe that Margaret was talking about Bill?
And like, first of all, how are we going back to this Bill thing from last season?
But also the fact that Rachel brand new to the show is like, well, I did think it was hypocritical that you said that.
Right.
When she was when your husband had just cheated on you.
I mean, I thought that was a great way to enter the scene.
She's letting her mark be known.
I was like, great.
Someone's immediately calling her out.
I enjoyed that.
Gives me good vibes for the rest of the season.
I saw somebody, a couple of people on Twitter being like,
I don't know if I liked the way Rachel handled that because you can just tell that she's watched the show.
I'm like, okay, the thing is, we are in season 13 of Real Housewives.
If you are getting cast on this show and you're not doing your research.
At least the most recent season, at least.
Right.
Like you are being foolish.
And it's one thing if you want to play your cards a little closer to the chest.
I talked about that in my conversation with Danielle, where, you know, there is kind of a calculation and a strategy of how quickly you want to get involved in these existing conflicts or, you know, relationships.
But it's silly to act like new housewives should be completely oblivious to what has happened in the past and just like walk in wide-eyed and be like, wow, okay.
So Margaret was a bitch to you?
Well, I guess I hate her.
Like, no, that's not how the world works.
I agree with that.
I think that it's weird when people, when sometimes housewives do do that, where they
come on, they're like, I've never seen an episode.
And like, it's kind of like, you're going to get destroyed.
Like, that's a bad move.
Something, you know.
And Rachel, I mean, Rachel seems really down.
She basically tells Dolores that Jennifer's talking about her.
Jen Fessler is like, you, you should say something.
Like, yeah, like, Jennifer, if you're that mad at Dolores, like, let her know.
And I'm like, yes, come on.
Like, ladies.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
That's what I'm saying about Jersey.
There's no, like, warm up period.
There's no, like, first episode where just everyone's just getting along and there's a tiny
little thing.
They, like, they jump in and they are like guns blazing episode one of every season.
That's why it's always a fun watch.
And I also think.
it's smart that they're kind of getting involved with this conflict between Jennifer and Dolores,
because at the end of the day, they're going to fight a couple times. They're going to have their
tension, but it's not that deep. Whereas if you were walking in on your first episode and being like,
hey, Teresa, I think you should give Melissa another chance. Like, that's a recipe for disaster.
That's not the way to do it. But this kind of like second tier conflict that probably isn't that deep,
it's like, yes, that's where you should be getting involved.
Exactly, especially with someone who's like, is less scary than Teresa.
Right.
Like, Jennifer makes a lot of noise, but at the end of the day, it's, it's whatever.
Well, if you remember when Jackie's first season, when she was saying something about
how her, like, ex-husband was in jail and Teresa flipped out.
And then she was, like, on her list for the rest of her time there.
Right.
That might have been, like, too much too soon.
But so there's an, you're right.
It is an art.
I did think it was, it was like.
such a funny moment when Rachel is talking to Melissa and Jackie, but really only talking to Melissa.
And she's like, she's like, yeah, you know, like Jennifer was saying all of this stuff.
And it's like crazy that she's saying this.
And Jackie's like, hey, I'm, you, you haven't looked at me one single time in this conversation.
And you could see in that moment where Rachel's kind of like, oh, sorry, I'm really overwhelmed
because I'm like on camera right now.
And this is like very new to me.
And it's funny because obviously on like a human level, it is rude to not address one of two people that you're speaking to.
But also it's like it's funny to watch that realization that it's like, oh, sorry, I'm very, very new to this.
Right.
I have to make, I don't know how to make this look normal.
Like I'm not being filmed when I'm being filmed.
She's like, she's like, these girls really have drained me.
I'm like, okay, the girls are exhausting, but also you're like wearing a mic and being filmed for six hours.
Yes. And also you want to be back next season. So you're probably all nervous about like saying the right thing in the right way so that you so that the audience likes you and that you're invited back and that you're making your move but not too much. Not overplaying your hand. Like it's it is someone should write a book called the art of like getting to season two. And you're like I don't want to be I don't want to be absolutely dragged on Twitter. But also I want people to tweet about me. I don't want to be like forgotten like. Exactly. Very fine line. It's tricky.
It's tough. And I think overall, I think they're doing a good job because it does work.
Dolores hears that Jennifer is talking shit about her to everybody at the event.
And she's like, hey, Jennifer, can we talk for a minute?
I just have something to say to you.
And I love this because they're, I don't really think either of them.
It's like they don't really have any big issue with each other.
It's just that, you know, Jennifer has this idea that Dolores has not been supportive enough to her.
Which is so weird to me.
Dolores then also feels like Jen hasn't been a good friend to her.
And it's like, yeah, okay.
Just yell for a little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, to me, it doesn't really make any sense why and Dolores in particular is not being a good friend to her.
Like, I don't really see where that storyline in her mind came from,
especially when, you know, last season they had that workout where they were like,
doing the workout and Jennifer was like crying to her and she seemed really compassionate and
understanding. So I was confused by like why she's targeted Dolores as the bad friend as
opposed to anyone else. Yeah. I think Jennifer has some arbitrary ideas of what being a good friend
is that don't stay that don't stay the same. Like I think the goalposts with her move a lot. And so
if she feels like somebody made one comment or didn't text her at the right time or you know,
me, you know, looked at Bill the wrong way or like to tweet.
Like that could be the thing that sets her off in the sense of not feeling like she's
been supported.
And I think Dolores just is kind of a no nonsense person enough where she's like,
she's like, okay.
So that's your definition of me not being a good friend.
Okay.
Like, I guess I wasn't a good friend to you.
According to your definition.
Sorry.
But Jennifer's definition is I'm not.
nice, you're not.
I also don't think that's true.
Oh.
No.
I think anybody watching this show who thinks that Jennifer seems like a nicer person than
Dolores, I have questions.
Same.
And she also called, I mean, it's so funny, she's like, I'm nice, you're not, but you
look like an old handbag.
So, like, that's proving her how nice she is.
Right.
Learn to communicate Merriam Webster.
I do.
Like, Dolores brings back.
She calls Jennifer this.
She says, I'm not going to communicate with this.
Oh, yeah.
That harkens back to last season when she got into it with Jackie.
This.
And she called Jackie this.
And Jackie flipped out about that.
That is clearly something that triggers the women in this group.
I mean, it is sort of like a dehumanizing tactic.
Yes.
And it's like funny to connect the dots that it's like, okay, Dolores, that's a move that
Dolores likes to go for.
That's when you know you're on her list, when you're this.
When you're just this, when you're not worthy of being addressed by name.
I don't know.
It's kind of a delicious way to end the episode.
I agree.
I can't wait for next week.
I can't wait for next week.
We get a to be continued.
And like, I don't know.
I mean, like, are we continuing this party?
I don't know, but I'm ready.
Same.
Ready to go.
Oh, Jordana.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you for having me back.
Excited for to be back for the rest of the season.
and yeah, I'm excited to listen to your guest episodes.
I know you have some really good stuff coming up.
Yes, lots of exciting stuff coming up.
We have Danielle coming out tomorrow.
I chatted last week with Heather about her book.
So that'll be out later this month.
The book was great, by the way.
So it's out now if you are in the mood to find something to read.
But yeah, and also go listen to Jordana on You Up, oversharing.
Check it all out.
Yeah.
Amazing.
Thank you so much, everyone, for listening.
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