Mention It All - There’s A Vibrator In The Chicken (RHONY, Summer House)

Episode Date: April 24, 2020

After a long week, Dylan and Bari breathe a sigh of relief that the RHOA reunion has finally been filmed. But which housewife risked her life for glam? For today’s main course, they break down an epic RHONY episode, in which Ramona’s house gets trashed, Sonja gets buffed and puffed, and we learn that tiki torches are evil. Then, they get into the latest episode of Summer House, and discuss whether Jules and Carl are ~meant to be~. (Hint: they’re not.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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With Dylan Hafer Who gonna check me, boo? And Barry Rosenfeld I need to start drinking alcohol Now go to sleep week Hey guys and welcome back to another episode of the Mention It All podcasts I'm Dylan Hafer

And I'm Barry Rosenfeld's And we finally made it to Friday Another week in quarantine Yay can't we get it Today we're talking about Real Houses of New York, oh my God, and Summer House. It was a long week, but a short week, if at that, that makes sense. I would say it was a long week. I wouldn't say it was a long week.

It was too much short about it. I, um, so Barry, I did some counting last weekend. I don't know why I wanted to torture myself. I realized I'm currently keeping up with eight Bravo shows a week. Yeah. I made a schedule. That's funny. You said that.

I made a calendar in my phone for all shows for the week. And it's really funny because I have all my work, like, meetings during the day. And then at night, if you look at it by the week, it's all the show is lined up on Bravo because I can't, it needs to be on my calendar. I can't keep up with it. Yeah, I have friends scheduling, like, Zoom, happy hours and things. And I'm like, okay, so that sounds fun, but I'm not going to be free from the hours of eight to ten. And everyone's like, what are you doing? And, you know, they know the answer.

They can think about it. I know. I literally have to rearrange my Zoom happy hours. I even missed one accidentally yesterday. But I was like, I got to go. But it's funny because they're on demand also. So I hope my friends realize that I'm kind of using as an excuse to leave, you know. I'm kidding.

Love them. I feel like there are certain shows that really demand live viewing. Yes. And there are certain shows where it's like, I'll catch up. I'll get to it. Yeah, I agree. But so something very exciting happened yesterday in the Bravo sphere, and that is... Hell of... Real hostas of Atlanta taped their virtual reunion.

Much as big made of what this will be, but it sounds like it's going to be pretty legit. A couple of screenshots made their way online, and Kenya Moore had a full glam squad at her home, so... I don't know how I feel about that. I really don't know. I guess that's what we're doing. I don't know. Was she the only one? Was she the only one that you know of? She's the only one that posted a photo of two people doing her hair and makeup on her

Instagram story. With masks. They did have masks on, though. Most of them, I think, are probably trying to be a little bit more under the table about the glam they had come into their home. But Andy Cohen tweeted this morning. He said, good morning. I have my first hangover in two months as a result of a tequila infusion after the 12-hour

R-H-O-A taping, which did not disappoint. Those women are trailblazers. Okay, that is nuts to think about because 12 hours, was it 12-hour, normal reunions in person take about eight hours, you know, like eight, 12-hour days. So, like, or a few days, I don't know, but was this this long because they needed everyone to focus? If you need everyone yelling over each other on Zoom, I need to watch this sooner rather than later.

Right. I will say it sounds like from seeing the glam and seeing how long they were taping for, it sounds like they really tried to make it as normal and legit as possible. And so I'm hoping it's going to be good. I simply cannot imagine sitting on a Zoom call for 12 hours. We've been talking for about 10 minutes and I'm kind of already sick of it. Dylan. It's not you.

I know. Like when you're mad, like we talked about this before, if you're mad at someone, there's no walking off stage. Like, do you just shut your computer? Remember when you used to have flip phones? Like, when you hang up on someone, you just like smack it shut? Oh, so satisfying.

But anyway, let's get into Real Houses of New York because I know this is a strong statement, but I personally think this was the best episode. I have either ever seen or seen in a very long time of this show. It was amazing. It was in a long time. I don't know that there's ever been, an episode of Housewives that's been as unhinged as this.

Oh, my God. And really coming from all angles. I mean, I guess Luann was allegedly not drinking, but other than that, pretty much everyone was trashed. Trashed. And even Luann had her great moments this episode. We saw her flirting with both the tennis pro and the dog groomer. This episode reminded me of like an episode of The Bachelor.

I'm not kidding. I was like, I don't even know what to say about this. In comes the dog groomer. No, no, no. The tennis instructor was first. Adriano, this Italian man, who, by the way, was like very good looking. And it's so funny. Yeah, he was very, very, someone was like, that's Luann's type.

And Drinda was like, that is every woman's type. Like, he was that. He was that good looking. But it was honestly the rejection hurt around the world. I was like, oh, my God. He literally didn't want to go out with her. So Luann is like speaking Italian with the tennis pro because of course she is. And she's saying that it's hard to meet people.

And she's like, well, you never know. Maybe you could meet someone today. And he's like, maybe not. He's like, but maybe tomorrow also. And Louaette's face, she just goes, oh, okay. Yeah, but then it doesn't end there. But then Marley's dog groomer, which by the way, sorry, Sonia, Marley, who's sonia's dog, just, like, grosses me out.

Like, he does. But in comes the dog groomer who stops grooming Marley and just starts to groom Luanne, basically, and gives her this crazy massage where, like, side note, I was kind of getting, like, turned on from it. I don't know if it's because I've been alone this long in quarantine or what? I don't know if that dog groomer is interested in women, but he is very good at making women interested in him and I suspect that it helps out. Yeah. Tip. They like almost made out. It was, it was like fun to watch, but also I was like, wait, I'm a little uncomfortable. This is,

it's kind of weird. But then so yeah, so you broke the ice. That was fine. I feel like we're getting a really fun side of Luanne so far this season. Oh yeah. She seems, I mean, when we talked to her last week, she was talking about how she's lighter this season and really more herself than ever. Yeah. And I definitely feel like we're seeing that. She doesn't seem too concerned with how she comes across. She's having fun. She's flirting. She's, I'm enjoying that.

That doesn't change. But it's funny, speaking of that, because at one point when the girls were starting their day, which then turned into just a train wreck, Durinda just hands Luann a drink and doesn't prompt anything. Just like hands her, her frose.

And Luan, who always asks, says, does have alcohol in it? And Durant goes, oh, yeah. But Brina has always said she doesn't think Lou Am was ever an alcoholic. She just think she made like wrong decisions, which that's fine. But let Luan have her, like, drink her first alcoholic beverage, like on her own terms, not like you tricking her, you know?

But I was like, come on, Durinda. I really like, Durinda's very committed to her nonsensical metaphors this season. Last episode, we had her iceberg thing about Tinsley. And this week we got. Well, you know, it's weird because now there's no one in the watchtower. And it was kind of nice to having someone in the watchtower because you would look up at the watchtower and there was someone there. But now the watchtower is empty. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

It went on a little too long. I was like, huh? Like, are you a, I don't, I don't understand. Derinda loves, she loves a rambling metaphor that she heard somewhere and then is kind of warping to mean something else. So Ramona now decides to have. a girl's night in, even though she is dying on the inside to go to this party that all of her Hampton's friends will be at. Like, it is killing her to not be there. So she has all the girls in and everyone's like, are you sure? But now she's that friend. I feel like she's always going out.

Like she wants to look for like food, party, dancing, the boys. And it's always like when you and your friends like are sure you want to have a girl's night in, but she's that one who like doesn't get it. But she wants to have a man, whatever. So they stay in and that is where all hell breaks loose. Well, it's funny. I feel like, I feel like there's always that one friend who's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have a girl's night. And then, like, you know, maybe, maybe we'll go out at like 11. And everybody else is like, or, I mean, like, maybe, but like, we could also just like drink wine. And she's like, yeah.

Okay, yeah, we'll see. Right. But then she, then she proceeds lyrics outside and she goes, you know, I called up some men. I invited, you know, Justin, Jeff, Carl, Ed, like, listing off all these guys. and like, and one of them come, one of them came, right? Jeff? Was it Jeff? I don't know. Jeff came. And then all of them basically were like, we're not interested in you. They just got like more shit-faced. So we got to see Leah drinking, though, which was fun. Well, so the editing, editing magic of Leah's confessional where she's like, we're just having a

girl's night. There's no weird white dudes here. And then a, millisecond later we see Jeff, the weird walk in the front door of the house and he has no idea what he's doing there. He's like, hey, Ramona, hey Luann, I think I got your number once. And she's like,

I don't know who you are. Well, it's funny because as as ongoingly drunk as the women get, I feel like Ramona never notices. Like, she's like cleaning. She's doing all this. And then the girls just proceed to get naked in the pool. And that's kind of where the party started, which I'm happy about,

because it was Tinsley and Leah, and then Sonia jumped in. And that's when the teaky torch situation. Well, I like how we had Leah naked in the pool first, and then she's screaming at Tinsley to get in the pool naked as a fuck you to Dale. And then we have the two of them screaming at Sonia to get naked in the pool.

And so... Wait, you don't have to tell Sonia to get naked. You don't... It doesn't take a lot of convincing to tell Sony to get naked. I, there's nothing I love more than Sonia Morgan's drunk, slurred speech. And she goes,

I'm seeing Dauvin, and I'm feeling single. Oh my God. But it was so funny too, because Tinsley, you could... I liked drunk Tinsley in this week's episode. She was like, so there. But then, like, you could tell she slowed down a little when she was unbuttoning her romper

because she's, like, like, wait, is my mom going to get mad at me? I don't know. And she was playing it off. But eventually they're all in there and they're all the three of them like little Barbies are looking in the house and they're having a grand old time. And they get out of the pool. And Leah has this hatred for Tiki Torches. Absolute hatred for them, which I kind of understand why, but we don't have to talk about that. Well, it's interesting to me that Leah has some, I would say, questionable political views. We don't have to get into it right now. But but then all of a sudden she's very woke about the association that Tiki Torches have with

white supremacists. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's the part I wasn't going to talk about. I didn't feel it necessary. It was kind of so obvious. But yeah,

she hates it. Well, and then you see she's naked in the pool literally throwing champagne on the stiquetard. Throwing them. And then ripping him out of the ground and throwing them like she's in the Olympics. I was like, oh my God. And then white run you think it's over?

she finds like more teaky torches. And then she's just like taking her anger out on it. She's like I fucking hate teaky torches. And like we get it. I will not. If I have a party and she's invited, there will not be teaky torches there. I will say I find Ramona's Hampton's house

to be pretty ugly, but that pool and backyard situation is very nice. Oh, I think her design and interior decorating ideas are the best, but I think her house is beautiful. I like the setup. I love the circle driveway in the backyard, but yeah, she needs like to have like a designer come in if you're going to do that, not just like they made fun for that one episode. She just has like a table in the dining room, you know? You have a house like

that. You've got to go full out. My favorite part, I don't know about you, get all the girls out of the pool and dressed. We find out another little detail about Leah other than her tattoos. What does she have on her vagina? I think it's wings. It is wings. Ding, ding, ding. She has wing. And that's another Durinda. I, Durinda, Medley, have never seen anything like this in my life. Leah has wings on her virgin. That was an interesting tidbit. I don't even really know what to think about that. I did like when Elise shows up to the house, I'm not even sure why she was there. I don't know what she thought she was getting herself in. to. And she explained why Ramona was leaving to go to another party. And she said she had to go because the opportunity cost of not going is her not meeting a man. And I really loved that while

everyone is like trashed, Elise is getting into an economics lesson about Ramona. I know. And are we going to see like more of her or she just like comes in and like is always just like sitting at a party or is she like now becoming a character? I don't understand. I'm not sure because I don't think she's, she's not an official friend up for this season, but I know she's, right. I know she's around, but I don't think she's going to be like a, like, a Barbara. Good. Well, it wasn't fond of Barbara either.

But anyway, but so Ramona, yeah, Ramona leaves, but my favorite thing she said about leaving is whatever, they were all invited also. Like, she was defending her decision to leave her own house party to go to another because all of her friends were invited also. so they had the choice to go with her. They just chose to stay at her house. But instead, they stayed in the kitchen and Leah and Sonia and Sonia were yelling at each other about...

Yelling is an understatement. I, they were just, they were, picture this, the listeners. They were screaming at each other across a massive counter, but just like drunken gibberish about like their last names. and like Leah was screaming at Tinsley and Sonia to like let it go. And they were screaming they'll like basically never let it go. It was just, it was like a crazy drunken ping pong match. And I didn't know what the outcome was and I didn't really care.

It was just comical to watch. My favorite moment was when Leah screams at Sonia, don't get all socialite with me. And Sonia screams back, don't get all socialist with me. I was like, that was pretty good, Sonia. Yeah, good comeback. but they um the next morning and Ramona I don't know what did Ramona sleep

there was she home did she come back in the morning that they didn't show in the episode like and then she notices this mess and she goes around and wakes everyone up but Leah knows that she said her memory was a little you know foggy but she doesn't she

ignores cleaning up the teaky torches when Ramona sees everything and she's like oh my God what the hell happened to my house but then Leah swiftly cleans the entire kitchen to make up for ruining Ramona's backyard. And even Ramona was like, that was pretty smart, Leah. That was pretty smart. But Ramona's walked around her house like a dictator telling everyone, did you clean that? Could you clean that? Could you clean that?

And honestly, I saw a tweet today. Would she have ever helped cleaned up someone else's party? Did she ever help clean up during this house? No. No. Not only did she not clean up Durinda's house. She like ripped the sconces off the walls. Literally, she didn't like the light, so she took them off the walls. Like, who, have you ever in your life heard of anyone doing that? That's like, destruction of property. That definitely gave me flashbacks to in college having, like, throwing parties, and then the next morning being, like, on the verge of death and just having to walk around with a trash bag.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Except now we're comparing our frat, our frat house. I didn't live in a frat house. are college dorms to like Ramona's multi-million dollar Hampton's house. But anyway, we come to find the next day that there is indeed a vibrator in the chicken. A glass.

Glasses in a wine glass and a vibrator in the chicken. Glasses in a wine glass. They're going to say the vibrator's glass. I was like, oh, my God. But I do love how the episode ended. I don't remember if it's how the episode ended, or if they just led off to Tinsley, fast asleep with her eyelashes with a giant bowl of spaghetti next to her.

I was like, I wanted whatever Tinsley was having that night. That's how I want to fall asleep, just wasted so I don't know what's going on, but with a big plate of spaghetti on the bed next to me. I don't even have to be wasted. Like, I just want to fall asleep with a bowl of spaghetti next to me. Always. But, yeah, it was a very, very chaotic episode,

but in a way that just warmed my heart and soul. Yeah, and I liked how everyone was involved in this episode. It wasn't like one person was boring and one person, you know, wasn't there. It was everyone. It was really, really everyone was included in this. And I really just would like to be invited to a party. It could be a girl's night. It could be going out to a bar.

But I just want really, really, really want to have some drinks with these girls, ladies, ladies. Remember going out to a bar? No. Me and my friend were actually talking yesterday. and she was, I knew where she was going with this. She was like, oh, Barry, when they let us in, and I was like, I know. I was like, I'm going to have to be carried into the bar, not even out. I'm going to have to be carried in.

That's how drunk I'm going to get. I'm going to be doing the classic Luann fall in the bushes, for sure. I still laugh at that. That's so funny. I want to be able to do that. This episode is brought to you by Prime. Obsession is in session. And this summer, Prime Originals have everything you want.

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he had sex with someone else a week and a half ago. A week and a half ago. And so obviously this caused some fallout in the house. And my personal favorite moment, one of my favorite moments of the season so far was when they're at this group dinner and Jules, she just goes, so Hannah, are you aware that Luke had sex a week and a half ago?

Well, she said that. Before in the car ride to dinner, when Kyla Shred Circle of Trust here, Jules, because she was the only girl in the car. And then, and you know what? Good for her. I don't know necessarily no dinner in front of everyone. Kind of embarrassed Hannah a little bit was like the right time or place for that. But I saw like what she, like it was, she was being a friend.

And also she doesn't know anything to these guys. So she was like, yeah, okay, whatever, Circle of Trust. Did you know? Well, and also the thing is, I don't know if I like Jules that much, but I appreciate that she knows she is on a reality show and she seems determined to work for her paycheck. Right, but I also like was in tears when they almost kicked her out of the house. I thought that was really mean.

That was mean. And speaking of that, so the main person who wanted her kicked out of the house two or three episodes ago was Carl. And this week we see Carl and Jules getting close with each other. They spend two nights in a row in the hot tub. And I just, oh, it makes me so sad. No, but they spent hours and hours and hours. Like, we've all been there.

We've all had those late night chats just talking in bed. And I kind of liked that. I appreciated it that they just didn't, like, hook up at first. They, like, are housemates. They know each other. So I feel like off the bat, if we, once we do see them hook up, we'll know that it, like, could be something super casual because they established a friendship there, which I like that.

But I think that Jules thought Jordan was her ticket into the group, and then that didn't pan out. So now she's trying elsewhere. Right. But now that we know that they could be hooking up next episode or to come, I think the show, when they do the dates on the show, I think Labor Day is approaching soon. So I only think we have a few more episodes left, sad.

Yeah, I think they said there's two more weekends left. Okay. So Hannah and Luke end up hooking up this episode, which finally, honestly. But it does cause some other drama in the house because I kind of see both sides of it. Luke does seem to come off as a fuckboy. It is true. But age and Amanda are just being good friends. You know, every girl's been there.

Everyone's done it. you see your friend hooking up with someone you don't want to. And so it becomes a little bit of like, you know, an in-house tip. But where do you stand with that, Dylan? I mean, I don't know. I'm not here to, like, judge anyone's choices. I do think Luke comes, Luke seems like an asshole to me. For sure.

I think he's a textbook fuck boy. I think he comes across nicer than he is. And they see that. So they're kind of like, help. I did think it was very funny when like one by one, every single person in the house was just fully awake. Oh my, that was funny. Okay. So the other thing I was going to say is this house, as big as it is, seems very open structure.

So yeah, the door was open, but I feel like they can hear everything. And it's always, at first they really did think it was Jules and Carl hooking up. So I thought that was hilarious that they were all wrong. and Luke, sorry, Jules and Carl were still just like in the hot tub. And it turned out to be on Luke. You can hear everything in that house. I'm interested to see next week how the fallout continues with both of those couplings because I have a feeling it's not going to be smooth sailing.

I know. I wonder the one thing I do think about is are they told like to kind of form relationships within the house or because I haven't seen anyone bring anyone home from the bar this summer. So I don't know if that's a thing or if that's just like they just haven't found anyone. I think they know what works on TV. I think they, I think they're professionals at their jobs and they know what makes a compelling show. Oh, sorry.

So you're just saying I enjoy going to the bars and bringing guys home. It's more my cup of tea. Yes, that is exactly what I was saying. Okay. Okay. Okay, before we finish up, who is your number one Bravo Lev in the group right now? My number one Bravo Lev in the group from this week is Luan. Because she had an eye-opening experience this week when she saw how outrageous all the women were acting.

And she was like, oh, my God, is that how I looked when I drank? So I think she appreciated being sober during one of those parties. and I like how she saw that and how she looks this season. I think I'm going to go with Tinsley Mortimer because I thought she was just very fun to watch this week. And I really, I have mad respect for being asleep with a plate of pasta on the bed while everyone else is cleaning up the house. With the lashes, with the lashes.

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