MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - 2020 Vision

Episode Date: November 29, 2019

On this week's solo episode, we're talking how long it's been since Sydnee took the subway, what Marie is looking for in her next boyfriend, and we answer some listener questions!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever, dog, it's a solo episode, so anxious, when you're living dirty, I love it when you're talking dirty, cause I'm so anxious, hi, hi guys, oh wow, Maurice, please, Sydney, I feel like every time I try to say something, you also try to say something, yeah, I feel like We're going to be twins soon. No. No. Yeah, I'm super congested. Tis the season for me to lose my voice.

Love to hear it. Are you losing your voice too? No, it's just it is early and we don't normally come this early on a Sunday. And Saturdays we usually stay out late, which I did not. But I'm still like, oof. So what is the excuse? I don't know. Also, you be up earlier than this for work.

Work, work, work, work. My weekends, those are mine, you know? It's just like that's how it is. I had a long-ass week, so I was looking forward to sleeping in, and then Andrew messaged us last night. Hey, don't forget, 10 a.m., bitch. You said before 10. No, I would have remembered.

Well, because my cousin is coming to the next episode. Also, the reason that we're here, Sydney, is because of your next weekend. So, honestly, this is your fault. Yeah, I have a weekend in D.C., and I did not forget, but I kind of forgot. But, yeah, this is what I was going to do. I was going to go to D.C. Friday night, do my shows, get back on a bus at midnight, take the bus, get here, do the podcast, do the two episodes, get back on a bus, go back to D.C., do my shows, and then go.

And I was like, that's ridiculous. You're going to get on a bus? But that's commitment, though. No, but it's unnecessary. It's for a guest that lives in New York. It's not for some, like, you know what I mean? It's not for somebody who's in town specifically for a couple of days. But Sydney even considering that, I think that's commendable.

Yeah, but Sydney would have overslept, and we would have been sitting here all Saturday. Because think about it. You get on the bus at midnight to come back to New York. You get back to New York 3, 4 o'clock in the morning. Then you got to go to bed, and then you got to be back here at 11 o'clock. I would have just been like,

Marie, can I come to your house? And at four o'clock in the morning, I would have been like, You went on a Tinder date at four o'clock in the morning. Huh? What'd you say? You went on a Tinder date at four o'clock in the morning. I left my house at 2 a.m.

Don't do that. I left my house at two o'clock in the morning. And there's dick on the other end of that. There's nothing on the other end of this for Sydney. Sydney gets off the bus at four o'clock in the morning. She's getting to my house at 4.30, 4.45. and she's going to talk to me for a full hour. I would never.

A full hour. Okay, so. I will go to sleep. Well, friend, is there space? And I don't have a couch, so we sleeping in the bed together. Yeah, what's the problem? And she's putting her cold feet on me. Like, no.

Then I'm up all night and I got to be here with crust in my eyes at 11 o'clock in the morning to be on? Nah. Bitch, are you serious? I said, let's just come in on a Sunday and go to bed. Marie. 100% serious, yes. Are you fucking crazy? No, Sydney, you're crazy.

I feel like everything that I'm saying is, like, legit. You would get to my house and you would not fall asleep right away. You would want to talk. Oh, girl, the bus. The bus broke down. Oh, the driver said. No, sis, that's your storyline. Oh, the driver said he was done driving for the night.

So I was on the side of the road until 7 a.m. Girl, what you got to eat? It's cold here. Now I'm hot. It's too many plants here. I don't. Andrew, she could have gone to your house. I wouldn't.

To Manhattan. Well the bus would have dropped her off Like near Chelsea So she could have gone to your house But then I would have to get up earlier Because you What time do you have to leave? I like leave

It takes like 45 minutes to get there Yeah fuck out of here You live like around the corner I did roll my ass right down the street I was like What time is it? 9 9.58

Yeah let me get up Let me get up and do the podcast Yeah Yes it is commitment But also showing up You know On a Sunday Is also commitment

we're committed to y'all it's commendable marie i'm just i know i know my friend and i know what she would do at my house at four o'clock in the morning marie we've been friends for so long and this bitch still just doesn't want me to sleep in the bed with her even though we slept in the bed together which is fine like sydney wouldn't want to take a shower you getting right off the bus into my bed absolutely not a hundred percent unacceptable oh my god she's in the oh it's cold in here you should get a space heater at the bathroom can i put it in the shower with me do you have a blow dryer i want to blow dry my toes my toes can you plug the stove all of that and true and she's like really no i'm telling you absolutely i'm i'm telling you

i know sydney when have i done that to you i'm saying that you would get to my like city get in the shower you're not getting in this bed but but girl it's cold we have to be up in several hours you ain't got no snacks what is this oat milk oh god yeah that's the brand shit you know your friend too well yeah that's disgusting you're gonna put your cold feet on me i'd wake up and her hand would be on my face i would i just wanted to think of you while it was sleeping that's love friend no this is love this is love this is love that i feel is this love is this love is this love that i'm saying that this is love yeah and i'm saying is it sorry friend um so what's going on do you have any uh dick appointments jobs deaths uh deaths wow obituaries that i want to read

for the week um no i feel like i've been good with the dick appointments you know i'm still you know not getting done but i'm setting up i feel like future dick i feel like oh so you just chatting with people it's annoying i don't want to talk to these people they're all taking applications they're pretty they're all pretty stupid i think honestly i'm ready for a boyfriend i'm ready for a boyfriend for the 2019 2020 year just for like even if it's just for the winter i just feel like oh it's getting cold and i don't feel like being outside or talking to none of these people anymore i hate that face that you're making also that sound that she's making this is too much oh my god oh fuck right so i'm cutting this up and putting this on insta stories

you know that what saying what i think i'm ready for a boyfriend for 2020 well just for the wintertime you know somebody that i could cuddle on my non-existing couch with okay so what do you want in a boyfriend let's talk about that oh okay cool this is yeah this is good um what do i want and a boyfriend. Somebody who is obsessed with me. Okay? Obsessed. Oh, you want a stalker? No. I want him to be obsessed with me but cool about it. You know? You want them to

be more into you than you are into them because you don't really want them, but you want them to want you. So you want somebody who's me? No. Literally the opposite of this. Everything that you are, but not.

Oh my God. Why not? You know what? I'm obsessed. Yes. I love you more than you love me. Yeah, probably. Oh, shit. What? I forgot my Zoloft.

Oh. Yeah. Damn. Wow. I guess I'm going to take it. I guess I'll take it at 12 something now. Fuck. Oof.

Where is it? If I have it, it's at the house. Fuck. Wow. You got to take it at the same time every day? Yeah. Did you eat today? I did.

So you ate and you didn't... Well, because... Well, I mean, I guess... What was you eating, sis? Because I take it at 12.30. I mean, at 10.30 a.m. Well, I mean, we here. So if you need to step out,

me and Andrew will continue the solo episode, you know, until you get back. No. Okay, finish. How long do you think it's going to take you to get to the house? It's going to be too long. It's fine. You're going to miss both episodes?

Yeah. It's okay. I'll be okay Guys are you taking Zoloft Or like antidepressants Do sometimes you like miss when you're supposed to take it You'll be fine right As long as I don't miss the day I'm good

I actually have no idea how that works friend You know neither of us are doctors Yeah but I was on Welbutrin for a while Welbutrin It's like not quite Prozac Prozac I mean what But yeah I was like taking it At a different time every day

Then I found it just didn't work and so then I got off of it. Well, maybe it didn't work because you was taking it at different times every day. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably what it is. Is there a Zoloft patch?

Is there something you could just stick to your tit-tags? There's no patch, you idiot. There's not like an IUD for Zoloft that just like releases dopamine in your cooch?

Marie, please tell me what else you want in a man. I don't really, in my mind, the vision is not very clear. I just want somebody that I like on-call dick and on-call like,

well let me tell you what my friend did and him to be like yeah you're right she sound like a cunt like i want that i want for like you know december january february and then he could probably start to leave at the end of march well that's marie that's literally me i listen to your problems and then you leave when march comes around no she doesn't leave she don't leave but she i gotta listen to sydney's problems i don't want to really listen to his problems i want him to be like all sit. You want him to have no problems? I want him to have no problems.

So who the fuck is that going to be? I don't know, friend. Listeners, let's figure this out. Somebody who doesn't have any problems. Maybe, well, if you get like a CEO of something, they're going to have problems. I was like, mmm. A little CEO?

Yeah, they're going to have to take care of a whole fucking business. Yeah, but I feel like CEOs don't, like top tier management don't really do no work. they have people that they delegate stuff to and they just they be like you done? You good? I don't know I haven't really thought about it all the way but in my mind

that's what I want. What do you want him to look like? I want him to be tall I want him to not skip leg day I want him to have perfect teeth cause you know I wear my retainer everyday and I want him to have like a like a nice beard no patches in it

You know what I mean? But maybe his face could be smooth, too. I don't know. We'll see. I don't know if this is going to be possible. I'm going to make a dick vision board. What? I don't know if this is going to be possible.

What? You want a nigga who ain't got no, like, little spots in his beard? Nah. I mean, it could have some grays in it, even. I'll take that. You want an older man. Like a George Clooney, salt and pepper beard situation. But also somebody who has good communication skills and knows when to shut up.

I think that's, like, different than communication skills. that's just somebody who doesn't talk much no no no yeah somebody that like you know like can send a text like i feel like i'm ready for like a good morning beautiful text and like i'll be annoyed about it but still be like okay this is my morning message you every morning hey girl you shut up you know hey we need to talk about the podcast hey uh you said something the other day to the owner of forever dog uh it's problematic and i'm like what hey girl i can't believe you said that why would you wow girl um so so-and-so followed up with me and they're upset that's what you text me you don't say good morning beautiful you don't say good night beautiful you

don't say nothing just be like hi uh hi and it'll be just hi and then there won't be another message until i respond i don't like when you do that sydney yeah just say hi and then say the thing that you texted me for because i'm like what what's what is it and you'll be like what you need well i got in trouble once with you did say that bitch and it was not nice but i said what's up we already talked about yes okay but i say hold on hold on guys listen listeners i say hi to see if you're up because then i don't want to have this paragraph and it's just like there and me having anxiety waiting for you to respond well you don't have anxiety when you just say hi no because i say hi if you write back then you looked at your phone it's smart no well for us

we don't like it trap it it feel like a stick with a string on it holding a little box up hi hi and you'd be like oh be very very quiet hi and you'd be like uh-uh she better ask me for something hi girl yeah i'm at work so what you need um actually last saturday and you'd be like anyway good morning beautiful good afternoon ma'am andrew good morning beautiful i don't like when that you want that you want to text i want to text that i could be annoyed about like girl he's still texting me that i'm beautiful oh gross and all my friends were like i don't have anybody that's what i want that's what you want marie i hate how in love and happy you got i need him to match my fly so we like look good together

and we have stuff to do together also i'm ready to make like another group of friends i feel like that's what it is that's kind of like the bonus of dating somebody cool is you get to do stuff with people that they're cool with you know what i mean you get to experience like not comedy things or not you know you know broke black girl things you just don't want to do cool other things you know i want somebody to teach me how to play pool i'm not gonna learn very well or very fast but like you know this is how you do it babe and he puts like his dick on my butt and i'm like oh this is stressing me out and now i don't know if i want you to have a boyfriend why it's because you don't want me to learn how to play pool no this is like um this is

like how do i tiptoe away from sydney and comedy for a little bit oh yeah yeah that's that's also what i just said that's definitely what you fucking said i want to make new friends that we don't have to do broke black girl things yeah i was just at me okay say it to my face say it to my face. Direct eye contact. Yeah, but I like I don't know. These apps feel like too much work. I've been talking to these people and I lose interest. They say something. They spell

a word wrong and I'd be like, ugh, he dumb. Meanwhile, I got all these just misspelled words in my thing, but it's like, you know, it's cute. I'm throwing emojis in it. I'm like, you're. I'm using the wrong you're. I don't know. Andrew, do you want a boyfriend? I would like

a boyfriend, yeah. But I feel like the same way as you do maria like i want someone that i i could talk more you know i really don't want to hear your problems i don't hear your straight man problems bitch why don't y'all just get on insta stories and talk to your followers then because they're not responding to me and also i you know like i'm not having sex with them also and i'm not having sex with them and i want to like go to dinners and i want to like meet their friends that's i want to do stuff like that like i want to like oh yeah so and so surprised me with a trip this weekend i'm not i'm not in town like something like stuff like that oh that is good yeah but like someone that's gonna like take

me out of the things that i normally do like somebody that's like yo um my friends are getting a cabin and we going skiing and i'm like oh my god can i bring my friends skiing and it's just like black people ski weekend you know what i mean like i don't have anybody to put i don't and i don't want to plan that i need somebody else to plan it and then i can be like here i am with my away luggage. I packed all the wrong stuff. A-Soaks doesn't have snowsuits. Like, that's what I want.

Oh, that's so cute. Okay, I get it. That's crazy because I don't want to meet anybody. Like, I don't want to meet people's friends. I don't really want to have to have a conversation. I just want to be able to sit in a room, we be together and not talk at all. I don't want to talk.

Is there food in the room? Yeah, we can eat. Is there a fireplace maybe? Yeah, there's things going on. It's just I don't want to have to really chat. but that that comes that's like a type of intimacy too though when you're with somebody and you don't feel the need to fill that silence you just you just exist in a space and it's like but i feel like you're such a social person though sydney like you're always engaging with people though that's why that's why she's tired she doesn't want to talk to you because she's always on at work yeah i don't i really just don't want to have a conversation and sometimes someone will look at

me and my face and i'll look back at them and i'm like what like what the fuck i don't have words i don't have anything to say i'm tired and it's just like you have all these pointless conversations all day and then we do comedy we're on stage we're saying the things in quotations that we really want to talk about and then we get off stage and we have to talk to fucking people and other comedians and it's like i don't i don't have the like mental capacity to have these back and forth sounds like that back

forth and forth sounds like that missed Zoloft talking I hear it I don't want to talk to anybody no

I'm done Zoloft is supposed to help me like be okay with chatting exactly that's what I'm saying sounds like the missed

Zoloft talking you look I don't want to see nobody don't talk to me don't look at me it is 1029 don't compliment me on my hair

it is 1029 you bitch I mean I think sometimes we ask for stuff that we're not necessarily ready for or we ask for things that we think that we want. I say

regularly that I don't want to do these app things. I want somebody to approach me on the street and talk to me and ask me for my phone number. And the other day I was getting out of an Uber and I was putting my key in the front door and there was a dude standing not that far from my building and he was like, excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute? And I was like,

well, let me see what his face looks like up close. I can't really see it in the street light. And I took my AirPods out And he was like, Hey, he's like, you are, I don't know. He complimented me in some, you're stunning or whatever. You're beautiful. Can I take your phone number? And I was like, and I gave him the wrong phone number.

I like gave him the right phone number up until the last digit. And I changed the last digit and then he repeated it to me. And I was like, what am I doing? I asked for this and I have it and I'm giving him the wrong number. So I gave him the right phone number and then he texts me the next day and I didn't respond. Wait, did he catch the little switch up? well yeah because i because the last because my phone number is the same two numbers over and over again yeah it's crazy so it sounds fake so if i changed the last digit you know right and

then i changed it back and he was he was like oh okay yeah i heard it wrong because you know is he cute like let me no if he was i feel like i would have picked i would have text him back I just was like I asked for somebody To approach me in the street And somebody did And then I And then I resisted it

Those be the ones though Yeah We just have to go out To different places That have nothing to do With what we're fucking doing We have to go out to I was going home

And he was like Ay Yeah you don't want to Meet anybody like Near your house That's scary It was literally Sis in the doorway

Yeah No you don't want that He was going to like The bar across the street The person knows Where you fucking live But Andrew does that Remember he met that

Homeless man in front of his house? We don't want to live like Andrew. How Andrew lives. It's like, what would Andrew do? We don't want to do that.

W-W-A-D. No regrets there. No regrets. No reverts. Yeah. Throw that ass up. He said, throw that ass in a circle.

He was fully going to the club after with a backpack on. Yeah. You're like, I saved him actually. He used your house as a coat check.

He was like, yeah, let me leave my bags here. I'll be back at 4 a.m. Um, yeah, I just, I, yeah, I think it's time for you to have, um, a little man, a male counterpart. Um, you know, I just have to make sure that I open to him and, you know, nice and, uh, not jealous.

Ah, well that, I can't, I can't help you with that sis, but you don't have to be nice to him. I want to be nice. It's helpful. You'll be friendly when you meet them and then, you know, but I don't know why you would, he would obviously be perfect. I don't know why you would not be nice to him. he'd have all his teeth and that means nothing that you're projecting for this person what is

the name yeah oh oh i'm not projecting a name oh no am i supposed to be projecting a name is that how i like i like having like a name for the future for your man yeah what well what's the name that you got in your head i like a like a brandon brandon okay yeah i know some black brandons that feels kind of boring but brandon at least like i don't like a one syllable name as long as you have two syllables like Joe like Chris you're not here for a Chris

or like a yeah Kurt no Kurt no that's not a good name Clint no

Clint no Corbin Corbin like a Corbin Corbin Chase yeah Corbin

High School Musical Corbin Corbin Blue Corbin Blue yeah Corbin Blue Corbin yeah but that sounds like

I don't like Corbin no me neither what's his name sis Corbin they're gonna be like ooh we're dating these white dudes again

and then he shows up and he looks like Corbin Blue when people are like he's still kind of I need to learn how to be not selfish anymore I think I in order for me to be in a relationship I need to

like be more thoughtful I am a thoughtful person when it's like surface level like my friends like people that like arms reach but it's when somebody's like sleeps in the bed with me we see each other every day

I just it kind of slips through the cracks and I just forget you think you started to like take them for granted for granted yeah and make it all about me I mean

you're a star darling thanks Marie darling don't don't feed that into my head because I will take that take it

you deserve it friend you're a star you're not medicated right now you're not medicated take it this your Zoloft shut up I'm so tired

yes friend okay so how are you gonna take steps to be less selfish in relationships I mean it's it's freaking hard

just like thinking about what I want for the future for myself and factoring somebody else as well

like I wanna have my shit almost together almost almost together almost doesn't count yes

I want it 90% I'm almost there and then somebody swoops in and then we could be 100% together. Yeah but what do you mean have yourself together? Like what does 90% of that mean? That means you're paying all your bills on time? Yeah. That means

you're on a show? Yeah. That means you sold something? Yeah. Okay so we gonna wait until that happens? Yeah. I mean that's gonna be 2020 mid 2020. Thanks sis. You got 7-8 months to get yourself together then. Right or just like you know at least mentally and emotionally

yeah you know i'm very sensitive and i overthink everything but you're always going to be sensitive no i think it's it's even this is the most i've been in my head for a very long time yeah it's like 24 7 i'm thinking i'm overthinking i'm thinking about shit that i should not think about what are you thinking about uh oh this person hates me or is this person muting me on Instagram like just dumb shit well you can't check if somebody mutes you can't but if they have somebody the other day oh my god

wait talk about it no let's finish you and then we'll talk about me look at you Marie I feel like you are ready for a relationship in our friendship you have like come so far that it's mind blowing and I'm like yeah you should be with someone you're ready

how far have I come friend what words are we saying right here Marie, you... I still feel like I'm doing the bare minimum as a friend. No, that's not true. I'm just like, skrr, skrr. No, not at all. I'm like, I haven't spoken to so-and-so in several days.

You know what? You posted something on Facebook about people messaging you and asking you for things and not saying hello or blah, blah, blah, blah. So now when I text people and I'm getting ready to ask for something, I'd be like, well, let me see what the last couple interactions have been. So I'm more aware now because of you. Because of you. When I first met Marie, I would pay for all the Ubers.

Yeah, but that was because you was rich. I was rich, but you would not offer at all. That's because I was poor. Now Marie offers to get cabs, or she doesn't even offer. She'll just get the app out. Nah, Sidney will jump in the car, and I'll be like, well, I guess we're splitting this car. No, but you never ask.

You never request money. Yes, but because that's because Uber keeps giving me these little 40 50 off promotions yeah right and like it's like if i'm gonna be paying this much money anyway for an uber x and you sitting here you might as well i'm gonna be like sydney can you send me two dollars right you pay for food you know you know that patreon pays for food oh we'll go out and i'll be like the patreon paying for this and it's like we don't we're not putting any of the numbers in a spreadsheet i don't really know so marie's paying for food and it's very kind It's like, you're thoughtful, and I think we're going to do Secret Santa with just us.

Me and you? Me and you. Okay, well, let's figure out the budget, sis. What's the budget for Secret Santa this year? Well, I'm not poor either, so, you know. I mean, yeah, I see. You also do, Sydney hasn't been on the train since 2018. That's a fucking lie.

Sydney exclusively Uber XLs now. That's a lie. I'd be like, girl, even I take the train still. Not, like, as much as I had to, because it's not a lot of stuff close to my house anymore. But girl, Sydney, when was the last time you had on a subway? Wait, really? Sydney doesn't take the subway. When I met her, she didn't like taking the subway.

Maybe the summertime? Summertime, yeah. No, I don't. Where were you going? Who was you with? We were, it was all of us at work. We had to get on the train. See?

If they had jumped in a car, she would have jumped in a car. And I didn't have a MetroCard, so I went through the gate, and they were like, Sydney. Do you have a MetroCard right now? No, she don't have a MetroCard right now. I literally spend a lot of my money in Uber. That's like mainly, because I don't really buy a lot. It's not like I eat out all the time. I'm at work most of the day.

I want to say 85% of Sydney's money, expenses, Ubers. Ubers, and I can't believe that nobody, no car service has paired up, has done an ad with me. It's like insane. No, Sidney, it's insane that you spend more on Ubers than rent a month. That's a fact. Fact. But since I've known her, it's been like that. Yeah.

And we've been friends for five going on six years. We're going on six years, friends. Sidney, you could have bought a house with that money that you spent on Ubers. When you didn't know me, sis, I definitely could have bought two homes. Yeah, I'd be thinking about it. I'd be in my apartment like, yeah, Sidney should own a building by now. Yeah, because I was making over $100,000 a year. Over.

And that money went to... Drugs, titties, trips, cars. Money, cash, hoes. Money, cash, hoes. Is it money and cash, the same thing? Yeah. Money, cash, hoes. That's so stupid.

Money, power, respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I just want to be less about me so I can think about somebody else. But I can't think about somebody else until I settle the score with myself. Oh, okay. Sydney versus Sydney. Tokyo Drift. Yes.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think that you being aware of how you are in relationships is a major part of being better in relationships. You see me? You hear me? Dr. Phil, you hear it? Yeah, but I think that's you now. Like, you are so self-aware of yourself, and you have your own place now, and, you know, you be spending money. I'm like, ah, she got a couch, sent it back, got another couch, got a rug, got that, kept the rug.

Oh, let's talk about the rug. We didn't even talk about it on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Right? So I ordered a rug. I saw it on this girl's Instagram. It was a zebra print, you know, not like the tight zebra lines, but like the big ones. And I ordered it from Overstar.

They said it was delivered. I got a text. I went downstairs. There was no rug down there. I called them. Wait, we didn't talk about this already? No. No, we talked about it.

And they said the rug was in Patterson, New Jersey. And I was like, yeah, but I live in Brooklyn. And they were like, yeah, we're going to give you a refund. And I was like, okay, but I want this rug. And they were like, yeah. Sold out. Sold out. And I was like, what about the rug in New Jersey?

They were like, yeah, that's coming back to us. I was like, whatever, overstock. the next day knock on my door the rug is at my door but the refund in my account oh my god so I got the free rug but you just

it's like you have good luck with this stuff because gag we had an episode where we were talking about the free mattress and sis we forgot her name she hit us up in the DM's like

hey I did the same thing and they were like oh don't worry we'll come and pick it right up and they came and picked up that mattress and she's sleeping on the floor now and she's still waiting for her refund I'm sorry girl I was like damn Marie I said well maybe she got the wrong brand

no she must have got the wrong brand it was so bizarre it's tuft and needle well the person who told me about it they did it too and that's why I did it and I got my money back And you got, like, a mattress cover or something, too.

I remember. That was, like, my first episode recording with you guys. No, I got a free mattress. Free mattress. Okay. I got a free queen-size mattress. That's insane. That was more expensive than, I mean, I don't know.

It was, like, a $1,200 bed. Oh, my God. And they gave me my money back, and they did not come pick it up. So, you know, some of us, I guess, are a tiny bit luckier than others when it comes to scamming. That girl was, she didn't seem mad, but I just felt like, I mean, I'm mad for her. Sis, let me order it. I'm going to send it to your house, and then they're going to send me my money back. I'm kidding.

And then that other listener got a ticket while trying to put- Gabby from CC. She's actually a friend. We know her, and she's listening. And we will not be paying that ticket for you, sis. So sorry. Maybe start a GoFundMe for people who've gotten tickets listening to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Put it on a corporate card.

Wait, what happened? Why? Wait, why did she get a ticket then? She was trying to find the podcast on her phone while she was driving, I guess. And she got a ticket for being on a phone While operating a vehicle Fuck Okay you guys

Slide on over to Patreon And like give some money to Gabby So we can pay her back Cue Sarah McLachlan In the arms of an angel Fly away Um wait So I've been going through the DMs

You guys have been hitting us up heavy And it's been so sweet But it's so many messages and it's hard to read them all I'm missing some of them, and it's so annoying. You know what you have to do is you got to screenshot them and put them in a special folder. Because I screenshot one the other day. Go ahead, friend.

You got something you wanted to read? Yeah. Can you guys just, like, before you put your whole long-ass post, can you be like, important message? Or, like, read on pod. Or just a hi. A hi. Subject.

Subject. Hi. Then when we respond, then you can say, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. This is from Lisa. Mm-hmm. Lisa Caldi. Ladies, queens of comedy, can I tell you how amazing you two are?

I've never checked out a podcast before based on a commercial because they're always dumb, but yours was always funny, and I thought, let's check it, and bam, a couple weeks later, I have listened to so many of them. We've gone through them. Yeah. Oh, no. I've gone through them, and most deaf joining the Patreon. Ooh, okay.

there it is you are hysterical smart and tough women and I love it I've been going through some shit and so my dating life

hasn't been popping and I felt like it was it was time yesterday but I was a little in doubt if I was really gonna go for sex

on the first date but I was standing on his beautiful balcony oh my god I thought he was looking at the full moon and stars and I thought

eat pray hope baby yes and had a good night with the guy thanks for the A-level entertainment and waiting for you two to get a show. Much love from Amsterdam.

That is so gorgeous and amazing. Okay, I'm going to read a message that I got from somebody who was responding to me saying men should not be silent during sex. They should say something, okay? This person, Frankie

H113 said, a couple of years ago, I hooked up with this white guy who was just weird as hell. He was serving a lot of normal compliments at first first which was cool then midway in he just came out the mouth came out the mouth with some weird stuff like do you like this white dick in that dark pussy oh and then complimenting my sweet caramel hole and like at one point he took my glasses off and was like oh good now you're completely naked that's funny

he took my glasses off and said oh now you're totally did he take off your wig since that's rude. Peel off your clip-ins. Okay. All on top of crazy loud moans and like just doing way too much. Saddest part of the story was that the dick was actually quite good. But she never saw him again. Because he said

too much. What? Caramel hole? Sir? This is not a porno. Corbin, this is not what we're doing today. We don't do that. This is not a basic beige fucks hot black bitch. Ebony. that was gross sir if you're listening do better do better say nothing um here's another one let

me see this person's name anthony sahid yeah hi sydney marie i just wanted to say that you two honestly make my week i was listening to the pod last week near the end when y'all were talking about squirting and going and going well my car window was down and i was driving through a neighborhood what i didn't see was a father and three little boys walking next to me while my window was down needless to say we are spreading the good word sending you both love and positive vibes yeah don't listen to our podcast out and about and no listen to it out and about with your windows rolled down yes the kids teach the kids the more you know those that father and them kids now know about squirting okay we're it's bet we're better for it right this is uh this is from

Ronnie Myers. Ronnie Myers. Ronnie Myers. Hey, y'all. I'm pretty sure y'all have more than six straight men listening to the pod. Yes. I'm one of them, so keep it up. Yes.

Y'all are hilarious, and when I come up to NY, I will make sure I'm there on a Sunday to see y'all. Yes. P.S. It is possible to make a woman come back to back while squirting each time. What? I did it just last weekend to a girl that I only did it one time with. Uh-huh.

He lying. Ronnie. You're a fucking liar. He's like, I'm going to be in New York on a Sunday. Just so you know, I be making people squirt. FYI. We don't believe you, sis. He's like, if you want to find out.

He's like, if you want to find out, go ahead and slide in my DMs right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. Yeah, we got to get this freaking email up and running. And I want to make sure that people can write us and we talk about it. Just go over it. Because, you know, we talk about our lives a lot every week. And sometimes there's nothing going on.

No, we have stuff going on. We just don't want to talk about it. We live full, somewhat fulfilled lives, and everything that we do doesn't need to go on this podcast. That is actual factual. Right. And very important. Important message.

It's actually self-care. Message. Yeah. It's actually self-care not to put all of your damn business on Front Street. Yeah. On a podcast or on social media. Not everybody needs to know. You don't have to live tweet your spiraling situation.

okay this is true some of y'all message some of y'all needed to hear that meanwhile back at the ranch what do i do i'll be on twitter just going through it well that's why you got 10 000 followers friend i know i'm so proud of myself finally people love a mess of bitch finally it happened to me um yeah so you're gonna get a boyfriend it's gonna happen i'm gonna get jealous and then kill him and then beat the case because who's going to put a beautiful black woman in jail nobody what are you talking about the united states of america the supreme court the appellate court state court all the courts are putting black women in jail and then when you get to jail they're like can you take your wig off and you're like this is my natural hair and they're

like is it remember when i got arrested and they asked me if i could take my braids out Yeah, I do remember that. Because they thought that I would strangle myself with my braids. And I was like, I just got these done. Definitely not doing that. I'm not taking them out, nor am I strangling myself with my new braids. Not today, ma'am. I just got these done.

I paid too much money. I took too much time. Too much. So we had a live show. That was fun. I'm glad that we're doing it. We're just going to keep running it, guys. People came from Philly.

People came from Staten Island. People came from Singapore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we talk about it? Singapore. I didn't even know that people in Singapore liked listening to podcasts. Yeah, and they were so cute. I was like, wait, let's get their names because I definitely.

There were so many people that I saw that listened to the podcast and they were telling me their names and I was like, I'm going to shut you out. And then I fucking forgot. I'm sorry. I'm trash. I should do better, but I can't. Yeah, but I mean, we hug y'all. Y'all approach us.

I feel like people message me regularly and they're like, oh, I'm going to be at the Knitting Factory show on Sunday, but I'm just going to be a regular fan and I'm not going to come up and say hello. And I always say, just come say hi, you know, and, you know, they come and we're nice to them. And whenever someone says they listen, I'm like, Sydney, so and so listens to the podcast so that you get both of us. It's not just like me not trying to hug you that you get. You get the full S&M experience, you know? There was a, what's her name? Mika? Mm-hmm.

Mika? Is that her name? No. Micaiah? I don't know what I'm looking at here, sis. Her name. Micaiah. McKay?

McKay? McKay. McKay Johnson. McKay Johnson. She pulled up. Ah, Fro was so moisturized. It was insanity. her and her cute ass friend

I was like thank you so much for coming she said she graduated Lafayette College this year work bitch you got a job now what's going on we love it we love when people are working and doing it and making money yeah we want to get more

like young ladies like the youths where are they at the youths who is under 25 and listens to the pod can you hit us up if you're 18 19 20 That's what I want my demo to be. Young gals.

Young gals is what you think we deserve? I want young gals because, you know, they just, they're so overzealous. And they haven't lived life, so they don't know. I don't know. I also like meeting guys that listen to our podcast, too, though. I feel like they don't come up to us as often. But I like meeting the guys that listen to the podcast as well. Because I'm always surprised to see, like, how different everybody is in, like, in age.

and, like, number of followers they got. I'm just like, look at, like, these young, well-moisturized people and then, like, older people that got, like, 401Ks and stuff come up to us and we'd be like, wow, I mean, you must be doing bad if you're listening to us. Our friends from Singapore, Marissa, I don't know your other friend's name, but Marissa, we love you. Our picture was so cute together. We put it on the Insta stories and everything.

I think it might have to be a real post. It might have to be a real post. I think so. I should message her and be like, hey, can you actually send this? Because I want to post this on the page. Is that POS? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, I will say that we have a diverse group of people listening.

It's not all women. It's not all gay men. No. It's not all weirdos. It's a lot of people who got their shit together, who are also messy like us. There's some people who got coins. You know what I'm saying? Like, what if we had, like, $30 tickets?

Y'all coming? Wait, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's a message. I once had a 5'6 Colombian bodybuilder come over to my place where he douched in my bathroom, didn't ask, just did it. Then he told me my bathroom wasn't clean enough. And mind you, he sharted all over the place for telling me this.

Okay. And then during sex, I had to stop multiple times because he kept screaming bloody murder. My landlord lives downstairs and he would not stop screaming. Okay, well, that's not what I was asking for when I said I wanted men to be more vocal. Don't be screaming. That's gross.

I like that. You like that? What? I like that message. That's a good message. Shout out to Tyler. Message. How you come to somebody else's house and you, what?

We douching here? This is not the douche stop spot. this ain't douche read you can catch me at the hot spot hot spot hot spot at the ball yard

all night hot pop ew um anyway Sydney Thanksgiving is coming up do you have plans

for Thanksgiving no it sounds like you do I don't you have plans for Christmas um well I mean

do you know if you're gonna be here for Thanksgiving or if you're gonna be you're gonna be traveling I'm gonna be here okay what you doing

I might have to be here too honestly I called my mom yesterday and we were talking on the phone and she was like she was like yeah I asked her something like I was like how you doing she was like I'm doing better than your ugly

ass hair or something like that oh my god mom so my mom I didn't tell her that I bleached my hair we talked about it and I know she doesn't like black people with blonde hair or whatever it is problematic but I live but my brother showed her my

Instagram a post that I put up and she was just like just going in and I was like yo I said look I don't care if you don't like my hair like work I don't care if he don't like my hair I said I don't care on a plane I won't care on a train I won't care in a house I was getting it with some Dr. Seuss and um she was like I was like it doesn't affect you and she was like yes it does because when we're together we walk down the street people gonna be like she got a black mom But she wants to be white And I was like First of all

Oh come on Mommy I don't live I don't even walk With you anywhere We don't live In the same city And y'all be in a car

Exactly And she just like I don't know It's a thing Like my brother Has like a mohawk And my brother Will do all this

Crazy stuff to his hair And she won't say Nothing about it She's like yeah But his hair is still black And I'm like But it look dumb And he date white women

And he date white women So what are you telling me That I want to be white But he's literally dating white women but like with haitian mothers their sons are there like their sons can do no wrong so we call him precious my brother is precious to them and he can do no wrong but like i was like well i'm i was like well i'm done talking to you and she was like oh you're done talking to me with your dusty your dusty your dusty scalp and i was like i was like i'm done

talking to you okay roasting you i was like bye and she was like bye girl with the ugly hair and And I hung up on my mom. So before she found out my hair was blonde, she was trying to get me to come home so she could show off her new bathroom or whatever or feed me. And I called my sister, and I was like, I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving. And she was like, what?

I was like, I'm not coming. And she was like, well, you got to come. She was like, I need somebody to run interference on me. She was like, you can't have me over there by myself. And I was like, you have puppy. some yeah you're my bald dad yes that's your ally i love him i love him so much he is an ally i was like i will let you borrow my suitcase so you can bring me my food back the day after thanksgiving she was like you have to come for at least a day you're gonna go she was like wear a hat

yeah anyway yeah i don't know just put a wig back on you know sis i'm what once you once you taste freedom sis once your scalp tastes freedom you can't go back i've broken the chains of wig bond bondage speaking of wigs i got a lace front yes i love it the very end of the pod let's get into it so i have a lace front um never had one before you know i love a beauty supply you know first shelf wig yeah yeah you know one that i barely pluck a floor model oh i love when it's just like real feels like real lifted in the in the back no no this is great first lace front and it's quality it's 26 inches or something magical like that yeah it's really really nice um there's a bald brazilian girl in in brazil that's that's cold right now shout out to maven hair uh yeah i

did a little like collab with them so you know they they give me the hair and then they set me up with a stylist go to the stylist they do my hair and it's all together in the package and it's it's quite smart you know smart it's smart that they they link you up with a stylist that's near you that has like that's through the company is this an app um it's a service it's not an app it's so like if i want to get my hair done i go i call a number or you go online okay so i go on the website and i make an appointment i say what i want and then they send somebody or no they you order the hair closest to me yeah you order the hair and then they're like oh do you want a stylist in your area no stylist give a stylist and you figure

out what style you want they give you all the pricing and it's like boom bop bop and it's like quick bada bing bada boom and we bloop and i bloop and it's great it's i i feel good i just feel like lace fronts are a lot because you always gotta put makeup on and you gotta put makeup on the hair no on my face like I just look weird with this like really done hair what you can't

throw it in a low pony is that the only way that we can party we can't do a middle part no we can do a middle part you want me to do a middle part yeah show me now show me well I don't have a I don't have a comb Andrew you got a comb I don't have a comb he doesn't have edges he doesn't have a comb you don't have one of them tiny tiny picture day combs that they

used to give black kids in school they used to give that to you the little black comb the lice comb yeah the lice comb right and they're like here brush your hair for picture danny was like uh i got braids what the fuck i do with it and they're like well go ahead and brush these braids well do you have some oil sheen while you're at it like you got some pink lotion back there what the fuck they never did yeah they never did and so i like did a video about like how when i don't have my hair done like people ignore me push me in the street i have to pay for things and then i got my hair done and And then, like, you know, I'm walking down the street.

Everything's great. Where's the video? They're editing it. It's going to be real janky. Yeah, we believe. Yeah, because I'm not a YouTuber. I don't know how to make things, like, cool. Yeah, but we saw you on a dildo hoverboard once, sis.

I mean, that wasn't cool, but we saw you on it. That almost ruined my life. But that's how I got my agent, so there's that. You got your agent from the dildo hoverboard video? Mm-hmm. Amazing. The internet really bringing people together. She's like, oh, you're going to go somewhere with this.

I was like, ah. Many years later, where did I go with that? Across the street. I did. I definitely went across the street. The dildo hoverboard took you across the street. Well, I mean, you know, we love to see it. That's growth.

It is. Growth with an F. The hair is growth. But I would like to do a short, like, natural cut. But I just, I don't like my hairline. Like, this lace front is really high. and so my forehead is shorter and I was like,

I would look weird with a small forehead. You mean high or the lace line is low? I don't know. How do you say it? But like, it doesn't put,

they don't put it on your real hairline. So it's low. It's low. It's lower than. It's low. So like my forehead looks small

and that's what I genuinely want but it looks kind of weird. No, it doesn't. Also, I feel like you have a complex about your forehead. I do. You don't have a big forehead. When I met Sydney,

she never didn't have a bang. She always had bloop bloop like a big bang and it was like China Gal yeah like

Nicki Minaj when she first came out China Gal and I was like you know we kind of shamed her into not shamed you

you guys shamed me we convinced you that your forehead was fine and you didn't need to cover it you were like girl you not tired of wearing that hair that like

you not tired of the bangs I'm like sis your forehead don't be sweaty you be breaking out of there were you putting makeup on and then sweeping your bang back down or you weren't putting

any makeup on your forehead. I don't think I was putting makeup on my forehead. Ah, so you had that line of demarcation at your eyebrows? Got it. Anyway, this is growth. You're like a completely different person now. I know, but it's just like to love. People always talk about like, you gotta love yourself.

Love yourself. And it's like, but how? You know? Everybody's like, oh, get confidence. It's like, how? How do you do that? Like, people say these things and it's just like, how do you work on it? I just think it starts with like, I don't

know sometimes people like you'll be in your own head and you'll be like oh i'm so dumb i can't believe i just did that and we all i think at least once a day we'll think we'll think something like that oh my god i'm so dumb why did i just say that or why did i do that or why did i this this this but i think if you say that all day long you start to believe that about yourself you think oh i am dumb of course this happened to me because i'm stupid but like that's not how we should be talking to ourselves yeah you know that's true you should be playing like lovely day bill withers in your head all day long a lovely day like all day long hmm i mean i'm not saying that that's what i do but like alexa play lovely day and then this song just sometimes music just changes my

mood honestly it might change my mood but just to like accept yourself and say this is i'm great this is perfect well obviously you're not perfect but you can say that you're great and like believe that i'm great i am great people want to be friends with me people want to bang me people want to be like me people strive for this i'm not perfect but like this is like i'm in a good place and like i'm you i don't know sydney i feel like you it's not something that you need to like work hard at you know you're attractive people do like you you're funny you dress well you do you for your makeup and you don't look like an idiot like what like what more do you need friend your butt is big your stomach is flat flat flat like what you're like i'm just

i need to be better at self-confidence what what do you need friend you you need a good morning beautiful text yes i mean i don't think i'm gonna say that you know maybe give me a good morning tell me a good night good night baby did you have a good day babe yeah babe i want to hear all about it good night beautiful no no no it's i think it's i think once i hope that the antidepressants start working i could get like better and not being my head not being in my head and beating myself up that's what I would like to work on um but you never know Andrew you you got off of it so yeah not good for the longest time I was on the same page like not being able to feel confident but then I'm like I don't know it's like so cliche but like life is like short like

why can't I just like celebrate like the things that I know that I'm good at the things that I have and everything like that you know yeah this is fun I get I get to come in here like every other weekend and do this and it's fun it's easy you know you're a part of the pod i mean you are a part you are the pod you know that honestly people be like well shut up sydney and marie what andrew got to say about yeah what is andrew doing you need to stop bullying him or they'll be like they'll message andrew be like please tell the host to stop eating on the mic and it's like well i love it yeah yes now they're talking to andrew about us they're like hey what's up babe uh yeah go ahead and tell them hoes that they doing too much you're doing a great job

hate them hoes but you don't change a thing that's so true i feel like y'all y'all are turncoats oh my after everything that we've been through after fuzzy recordings at our friend's house and then emory's house and then sirens and and mice running around my apartment in my A loud refrigerator at my house. Remember we used to rent out rooms? Yeah. We went to rent out rooms to do fucking this podcast. We were like prostitutes.

Yeah. Podcast prostitutes. Prostitution whores. Prostitution whores. And the people that listen to the podcast are like, yeah, but y'all suck. Andrew, how you doing, babe? And it's like, tell them hoes to shut up. We would like to hear more of Andrew.

Could you stop cutting him off? Yeah. But I mean, I think with every positive, there's a negative too, right? Like somebody will say something good about Andrew and then somebody will say something bad about it. And it's like, well, you know, pick a side. We can't please everybody. We can't please everybody.

I'm over here trying to please myself. I can't even please my mom. Oh, Marie. Well, she's Haitian. They're hard to please. Yeah. And I know that from first hand. Fact to the fact, fact, fact.

First hand know that. Fact to the future. Yeah. Well, I mean. You're gonna go home for Thanksgiving though I mean Sydney you know my mother could cook You're gonna go I'ma spray paint my scalp black

Go home I'ma hit it with a black rinse I'ma have like the The line on my forehead Dripping to my sideburns Let me borrow that wig for Thanksgiving You want it? That wig and I

Friendsgiving It's a new wig Charlie Brown it's the wig that keeps giving shout out to Maven hair the giving wig can we write a show the giving wig I want it to be like the Charlie Brown episode

the Thanksgiving episode but with hair was it at Thanksgiving or was it Halloween I thought that was like oh that's Halloween there's no Thanksgiving Charlie Brown episode I mean movie I don't know whatever well we're coming to the end of the episode

um andrew yes uh do you have anything that you want to work on for the uh for the new year what's your thanksgiving plans um i would just like to get out there more you know just andrew you out there you pretty you you is out there no but like you know do do stuff at events and bars and stuff okay so you want to do more work things yes yeah okay yeah okay and create more you know What type of stuff are you trying to create? Because, you know, we can workshop an idea here. The listeners will send you feedback. Well, I love just like the game format at like trivia bars and everything.

I was doing that for a while, but now I'm doing bingo once a month. Bingo for old people or like young people? It's audio bingo. So I'll play like 90s music. Okay. 15 second clips. Okay. And if I play like Hit Me Baby One More Time,

and if you have Britney Spears in your sheet, then you mark it off. Go off. when are you doing that this Thursday Andrew this episode is going to come out but just tell us is it X day every month it's every second Thursday of the month

second Thursday that's so weird you know what we're going to promote it on the actual page oh my god I would love just send us the information we'll post it people will come people might come and they might could stalk you are you ready to get your single white female on that's okay

someone's going to wear your face yeah I'm ready for it someone's gonna be like I too and Matt Damon Jason Bourne yes love it

also you're looking for a man open to it yeah just have a good penis ah that's it that's all you need

a good penis good penis well that's gonna be hard to find in this dusty ass city so god bless it's a good penis good penis good personality

good vibes good vibes oh he said Andrew don't even care about the personality he doesn't care okay shitty person

good dick we got it for you that's the name of his memoir yeah that's the name of this title and then the the little the the little on the inside cover says uh paper play but paper play but yeah i would be advertising that about myself yeah shitty person good dick paper play but that's your stats thank you but also like my trading taller than six feet yeah yes please we stand okay and then sydney what Do you have a plan for the rest of the month? What are we doing?

What are we focusing on? Working more on myself. You know, just trying to be happy and whatever that means. And, you know, I get like two weeks off in December. Wow. Okay. Ski trip? Let's plan some things.

Nah, you know, because I'm going to have a man. So I don't know if I'm going to be available. Well, if you're single. if you're single let's plan something since I have two something like what um

we could go somewhere you trying to get a couples trip with me sis I don't know we can ask the other friends to come too we only have two

they sound like couples couples trip we could do a Miami part two but not Miami we could go somewhere else honestly what we need

to be thinking about is what we're doing for New Year's Eve yes right yeah because I feel like I want to do something

this year I would like to go somewhere or, like, do something this year. Last year, I was at home. Me too. I was home on New Year's Eve, and I fell asleep, and I woke up, and I was like, is it next year?

And it was not. And I went to the bodega and got a sandwich. And that was, I think I celebrated with the bodega cat last year. Meow. All right, guys. Well, tell us your Thanksgiving plans so we know. And if you have, like, good food, send it to us. We got a P.O. box.

No. Oh, don't send us none of your raisin-topped casserole dishes. We don't want none of that. They're going to think it's a bomb in the mail. You're dry-ass turkeys. Yeah, we don't want your cornbread from the box. Ah, I love that, though. Yuck.

I love me some corn box. Anyway, rate, comment, subscribe. Happy holidays. Get on that Patreon one. Stay being a ho-ho-ho. Eat, pray, ho. Yeah, and also, you know, like, be nicer to yourself. Yes.

Send yourself a good morning, beautiful text. You deserve it. Yeah. Maybe it's Maybelline. You are the one. You're hot. You're great. You listen to us.

We're obsessed. Sexy. Anyway, bye, friends. Bye, good Christian gays. Before you go, hold on. We got a cute, cute little event for you. We are hosting one of the shows for Janelle James Comedy Festival. It's going to be really cute.

That's going on from the 5th through the 8th. we're doing the 7th at the Bell House at the Bell House it's a movement it's a movie you love Janelle James she's been on the podcast

you're obsessed with her and her festival last year was like Amy Schumer David Cross Hannibal Burr Hannibal was there who was the one from The Roots

oh Black Thought Black Thought was there it was huge big sold out huge huge so we're gonna be

hosting a night and it's gonna be comedians who are flewed out right Jaboukie Young White Ayo's on it yes

most importantly we're hosting it we're hosting it so that's all that matters we'll be there the entire night yeah because we're not allowed to leave nope

that's what hosting means but it's gonna be a good night we had a great time last year 7th the 7th is the show it starts at what time 8 o'clock at 8pm

and you know we'll have a look on my hair will be better Sydney's hair will be this yeah it'll be moisturized you just buy tickets and please support

and it's a great we love Janelle and it's amazing and you should buy tickets for every single night but especially for the 7th right yep

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