MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Bangs, Birthday, BOUNDARIES w/ Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

This week on MESS we have a podcasting queens mash up -- Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix of Lemme Say This join Sydnee and Marie to chat Birthdays and Hair mess! The four chat friendships, love, Mess or Just Living, and more. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess okay girly we're back hey girl oh i'm you know what i'm actually feeling so good i'm back on meds it is i've been on it for like 20 minutes so and it's working it's absolutely i'm glowing is that how fast it happens no it takes like two weeks three weeks okay so six months this is a lie yeah it's placebo effect right now yeah how about you you're feeling good Should I get some drugs? No, you don't need it. You got like shrooms and edibles and God. Not and God.

Yes, shrooms, edibles and God. Thank you. You're always praying. Let's write that down. I'm always praying? Just a little bit. I feel like you secretly pray. I don't feel like you're the ones on your knees, but you're definitely saying something.

No, I'm not on my knees. And I'm not like a pray before I eat type of person. No. But like if I'm trying to catch a flight, I'll pray. Especially now, you know, planes falling out the sky. And if I'm taking a test, like if I'm at the doctor and I'm waiting for my results, I'll pray. So God is like, Marie, you're so unserious when you're praying to me. It's nothing. It's nothing.

I'd be like, hey, girl. So I know we haven't talked. You know my heart. Yeah, you know my heart. That's also a good title. Girl. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're feeling good. I love that.

Yes. A little bit of mess. So I've talked about this before. I think we put this on the page, but doing pop-ups during Valentine's Day, my gal did that to me. She popped up at a show. I mean, we talked about her coming, but we didn't solidify it. She didn't confirm. She didn't confirm. So if you don't confirm, hey, we need confirmation in 2025.

It's a yes or it's a no. It's happening or it's not. It's not a, oh, maybe. No, no, no. So, because the tickets were expensive, I thought she wasn't coming. Then all of a sudden, I didn't pay all this money for these flowers. She's not even home. She's not even home.

Mess. She came. It was fine. Oh, you delivered the flowers to her and she wasn't there to get them. Yeah, exactly. So, what did they do? They just leave them on the stoop? Well, luckily, you know, they're so unprofessional.

They didn't deliver them until two days later. I said, what if I was, what if I had fucked up and I needed these flowers to be there on that day? It would have ruined my relationship. this is a this is a black owned place no it was Ava's it was Ava's flowers Ava

Ava could be Ava's three stars the flowers were nice but they were late so as a late girly I'ma let it rock

no Valentine's Day is the busiest time of year for flower people and whenever funeral season is I don't know when that is right

Valentine's Day is the busiest season for them they should have been prepared for that three stars I won't lie I did order it 10am

that day I might be mess I might be mess It's not about the time It's the thought That matters Okay No

You thought about it too late What about your mess What is my mess Wow I do this every week Every time Every week I'm like

I should have written Something down I guess my mess today Is I got my hair done Recently right Yes And I mean

You can't really It's not really given Whatever We gonna fix it in post but I got my hair done and before I got this style done I was going to do

something like that and I made an appointment with the lady and everything and she cancelled my appointment as they do day of

as they do my appointment was at noon she cancelled it at 12.05 they be your own people Ava's Ava's

so what'd you do? I had to pivot I had to do something else I was sitting in the chair getting my braids taken out I had to get some braids out so I can go to this appointment. So I was running late

to the appointment anyway. Okay. But I have been trying to call her and cancel and postpone, like from the day before. She never picked up. She didn't respond to no email.

She never responded to any of my texts. And then at 12 or 5, she called me and I was like, oh, great. Let me see if I can tell her I'll be there at like 12.30

instead of 12. She said, hey, are you coming to your appointment? I was like, oh, I just wanted to know that I'm running late. Can we push back to like 12.30 or 1?

She was like, no. and your your deposit is non-refundable and then she hung up the phone I said mind you I had like three boho braids left to take out and I'm sitting there like so what am I gonna do so um it do be your own people and she did keep my deposit and I will be posting about this later because um she deserved to get dragged absolutely right but also you know what's mess hair hair in general the whole system the industry is messed up they don't understand how stressed out we are and how we be on camera and then they be in the comments like look at that wig lifted it's like hey babe we all have to work together to make sure black hair specifically no it takes

a village to raise a lace front and i need them to be on i need them to be on time i need them to care more than me i need them to be on time i need them to be off book yes because a lot of the girls are hair and makeup people, but they can only do a certain type of person hair and makeup. And it's like, can you call yourself a professional if you can only do straight like 1B? Like, you know what I'm saying? Not 1B. What's the white

people hair? 2? 2A? I don't know. I don't know. Becca? If I'm a 4C. Why would Becca know? She like a 3. What are you? I'm a 3B. Maybe our guests will know. Maybe our guests will know what. I don't know if our guests will know. They definitely don't.

They definitely don't. I am so excited for our guest Gianna's in here today. Just glowing, just youthful. All their teeth. It's crazy. Okay. Saying all their teeth implies that I don't have all my teeth. No, no, no.

Hold on. Let me talk to you. No, wait. No. Hold on. No, Marie. If the shoe don't fit, honey, I'm not talking about you. Yeah, that's not my size.

I'm missing a tooth. I'm talking about me. Damn. Damn. My bad for stepping on the intro. It's okay. anyway we have hunter and payton from let me say this so what do you think of our mess this week any thoughts hair is a good one oh my god like the dm for appointments like the dms the no dms

that is like anxiety inducing for me first of all i mean especially if it's a place that you've never been before but like you you know i'm saying like if your friend has gone and you go because you're like oh who did it and then now you know um but if it's a place you've never been but you you watch some tiktoks yeah or you've seen some reels and you're like oh yeah i could fuck with it yeah it's different we before you came in actually we were talking about gatekeeping our breeders now you have yeah you have yeah absolutely because why can i not get an appointment when i put you on and it makes sense we put her on and she won't do anything for us oh don't do anything except for my hair which i pay for okay like i'm like i can get

priority booking i can't get anything extra for putting you on well that's and the thing is it's like you want her to get more money i want i want i want this future for you sis but because you don't do right by me and now i gotta take it away now i gotta take the tag away that's how i feel about like like getting my hair done and people be like see my page and be like oh make sure you tag me and it's like but you didn't hook me up sis yeah i'm paying full price and i tip and i and i was only five minutes late like i'm not even like that late it's just well the grace policy needs to be also like on both ends because i went to get my hair done and i was 10 minutes late or no i was 11 minutes late and the cutoff was 10 well exactly i've sat there before for

hours the cutoff should be 15 15 15 is regular but then like when it flips and they're late to starting my hair i don't get a discount no ma'am and let's just say 15 y'all know we're gonna be late to 15 yeah so it don't matter but um give me the 15 and i'll take 11 there we go and we like all know i'm lying about 11 i just wanted to like seem like on time wait i also wanted to ask you are you a god-fearing woman am i a god-fearing woman a woman of god a woman of grace like on i said on paper on paper i'm a god-fearing woman yes okay like well or or let's say this i was raised i was raised by god right like and but then obviously i ventured off did some devilish thing but now i'm because when you say devilish you mean

Keaton Cooch I guess I'm still I'm still devilish She's a woman of God still And it looks like I'm so devilish But I do I have a relationship With God

Are you? If you say you're an atheist, I'm shutting it down No, I have black parents But I do feel like My relationship with the Lord shifted But I thought there always had to be like in in one friendship there needs to be one real god-fearing especially in a black friendship woman and then one kind of like there's something higher up there you know like

there's like someone who grew up in the church and someone who grew up reading horoscopes okay like the newspaper and like that's yeah yeah yeah which one is which one of y'all so you're from oklahoma okay of course i'm a god-fearing woman yeah yeah yeah yeah so like a little church in black and white? That's what you're wearing? Like the Kill Bill church? No. More like a black mega church.

There was like a black mega church in Tulsa. Bishop Carlton Pearson. R.I.P. He's dead now. Carlton Pearson. Carlton is a good name for a pastor. Even that sounds rich. What's the difference between a bishop and a pastor?

Just more money. That's what I was going to say. It's a tax bracket thing. Bishop sound. I own this whole building. Yeah. So it was like, I'm clocking in.

I visit. Yeah. It's not official yet. I'm a guest star. Yeah. So there were like lots of big churches, like black churches in Tulsa where I'm from. And so that was,

but then of course, like, I don't know. I had to go to church all the time. Yeah. Like I had to go eat pizza and like after, after church care, like children's church.

Yes. We did not get pizza. We got tuna fish sandwiches. Oh, Lord. Oh, man. We're sitting there for the whole thing. I was straight, too. Warm tuna fish sandwiches.

Oh, my girl. Room tip. Room tip. No wonder you strayed from the Lord. Yeah, yeah. He said, this isn't my gospel. The Leppians got whole tuna sandwiches. They're also warm.

What? LOL. I love it. Are y'all here for pop-ups? Somebody, you know, surprise. I thought you meant pop-ups like shopping pop-ups. No. I didn't mean

I didn't mean restaurant pop-ups yeah I'm talking about popping up like someone popped up on you like oh unannounced

unannounced oh I hate that I hate running into people too oh you do yeah oh that's crazy we ran into you a couple weeks ago

and you acted like you were happy she was holding her purse tighter she was like yeah we were like hey

I love yo I love when somebody is obvious that it's like oh what are you doing here

i feel like your nightmare scenario is like being on a train multiple stops away and someone sees you and comes up to you and it's like oh my god that happened to me that happened to me from a high school with could not remember her name she's so nice um but it was just like what's her name uh mary frances okay that's her name that's an oklahoma she's white yeah okay um but it was just so like is that oh like yeah that makes sense i'm stealing that um yeah i'm not good faces or names so i'll see people neither right so i see people and i'd be like do i know this person but you know people will come up to me and be like and i don't know if they know me yeah or if they know me yeah so i just be like good to see you i loved it yeah yeah yeah

but if you think about it it's like well i'm a public figure you're supposed to know me i don't What do you do? It's your childhood best friend. They're like, bitch. And I'm like, how's your mom doing? I did bump into somebody once that I was like, oh, I recognize this person. And we were both turning the corner at the same time. So we crashed into each other.

And I was like, oh, hi. And he was like, hey. And I was like, trying to figure out where I know him from. And I was like, maybe I know his mom. And I did ask, how's your mama doing? And then we parted. He was like, she's good, blah, blah, blah. We parted ways.

Turns out it was an actor. I did not know him. You did not know him. somebody i recognized from a movie that i had seen it was leon no no wait he's out he's out he's in the cynthia bailey's husband yeah husband right but that's who it was because i was like wait he is everywhere though he really is everywhere it was literally i recognized him from david ruffin and he said so how's your mother and he was like and he answered he said how's everything with you i was like it's good okay so he's just like us for real i love that

he's like like much older than us you're like how's your mom he's like oh girl you know the usual look at this 30 year old man i'm talking to this was a couple years ago but um yeah so sometimes you just gotta fake it but don't show up to where i'm at but not if you're performing that would make me really nervous if like someone just shows up and i'm like oh but technically it was like we had talked about it so it wasn't it wasn't like me it's not how i'm presenting it it's just i'm trying to be more dramatic about it but oh and for me i had already i was like i'm gonna be in my bed i'm gonna be scrolling or i'm gonna be closing like but so now you know she was coming and i was like oh wait now i gotta be like alive yeah and so but i think surprises are good but

then it's like do you really want a surprise yeah it is romantic though i think it's like hey i'm in theory yeah but i like surprises that i curated myself oh totally so it's not a surprise it's the right attitude it is you know the right reframe yeah okay so y'all came in here with y'all y'all good old mess uh which is birthdays birthdays boundaries and bangs i like that it's three b's whose birthday is the closest whose mine is on the september sydney's just passed oh i guess mine because yeah mine's in april April. And when's your birthday? August. Oh, what's that? August 9th. Same birthday as Whitney Houston. I'm Aaliyah. I feel like that would be in a bio somewhere. Yeah, I know it should be. Wait, what are you two? Sign wise? Libra. Right. Aquarius. You kind of said that was shame. I love being Aquarius

because sometimes she accidentally called herself a Pisces that was one time honey I stand strong capital A Aquarius I love it any famous people born on your birthday? I don't care about them it's all about me what are Aquarius traits?

I would say that we are stars but we chill about it we're not like in your face that's crazy it's so crazy all of a sudden it's going to get

the same time it's like very like humble I see why you claim Pisces now yeah oh no what a Pisces

what a Pisces no more no no that's why I thought she was a Pisces oh

not in front of the guest my most sensitive friend I am sensitiva do you be weeping oh

at a store oh thank god that was one time Marie one time but Sydney Sydney's tears are, like, interesting because she'll start crying and then she'll be laughing and then the tears are sucked back in. And it's like, did that happen?

Oh, I love that. It's called mental illness. But also, you ShamWow'd the tears. Do y'all do that? I feel like one of y'all. I feel like you're the one that would be like, wait, are you crying? Oh, no. I, like, be weeping religiously.

Really? And I'm one of those annoying bitches that's like, eh, because I'm a beautiful crier. I look like Bella Hadid when I cry. Bella Hadid. Sorry. I have so many photos of you crying. Really? That she sent me.

that she has sent me not that I've you'll cry in a public place or at home wherever you want me to cry I'll cry you'll cry

streets in New York and then you'll take a picture and then you'll share the photo close friends if you will and the one that she has specifically is from Kylie Jenner's

baby announcement what? you'll cry that's the one where you're like this and you're like bald headed yeah what a time can you please send us the photo

so we can add it to the desk we're gonna need that we're gonna need that photo it's going in the that was that one oh my god it was good that's why I'm saying

I'm sensitive as fuck unfortunately. I'm a Taurus, but I'm sensitive as hell. You're a Taurus? Yeah. Get a grip. Get a grip is bad. Y'all are stubborn. Y'all are stubborn. You don't know what sense is.

It's lonely at the top of being correct all the time. And then here you sit before us, wrong. Loud and wrong. That's crazy. And you're... Emily-o. No, no, no. I mean, are you emotional?

Are you the... the opposite of her. I think I've grown a lot. You're learning to be, you're learning to open up. I used to be very like that 30 Rock gif of like petting someone

with a broom when they're crying. Oh yeah. And now I'm like. That's you. Oh my God. We're like alternate. If you go put your hand up.

Look at that. We're just. Oh yeah. No, literally I was crying not even a week ago on a walk with Hunter and she went. Like it was kind of like

a slap more than it was a pat. No rub. It was just kind of. She was trying to get you to stop. She was not in the tears. We're in public. Snap out of it. She was trying to knock the tears out of your body.

And I understand that. Wait, do you cry on your birthday? I used to cry once a year, every year, and it would be on my birthday. But now, I don't know. Not as much. I think you have to cry on your birthday. Yeah, it's one legal time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I used to be so surprised when I cried on my birthday. Like, why am I so sad? And it's like, because you feel like no one cares about you until everyone is around. And you're like, oh, my God, wait, I love birthdays. why is it the loneliest day in the world like your birthday is like oh everyone fucking hates me no matter how many facebook messages i get or how many likes on a post literally they don't mean

it even when it's like someone texts me at like 11 a.m i'm like oh my god it's my birthday for 11 hours and you had no fucking you didn't care at all like you just realized it's my birthday truly it's like oh my god i would just feel sad about like getting older and being around people who i feel like are 12 and um on the forbes 12 under 12 you know what i'm saying like i'd be the 12 under 12 list I didn't need that to come into play it's happening

please don't do that I already feel bad on my birthday we don't need that but not no more I mean last time you cried on your birthday

was in Tulum but you were Tulum on shrooms you were on mushrooms shrooms in Tulum but you were having a good time you were like crying for real yeah no it was like

it was like happy like wow I'm standing in the ocean the Gulf of America the Gulf of Mexico and um yeah i was like my mom stood in these same waters my grandma stood in these waters tears the shrooms i would cry that that's really sweet at least you're crying in tulum my god that sounds so much chiquer than crying in like that's a starbucks yeah oh yeah yeah oh fully we've lived

different lives so why are birthdays so messy is it the planning of stuff for people is it like personal mess is it because you're trying to i don't know i don't like planning things for groups of people because i don't want to i don't want to be worried about people having a good time i just want people to have a good time or else or else yeah i do this thing with birthdays where like i never want i'm like oh i don't care oh like who cares i don't need to do anything i don't want to dinner like don't and then last minute bus and then august 8th i'm like what the fuck is happening like we better do something big for my birthday and that like cat's cradle of expectation versus reality is like just awful every single year but then i also have a really

unique skill of making other people's birthdays messy oh you showing up hotter than the birthday girl yeah are you coming in a moogle what are you doing body team oh my god i thought we were starting at 906 like you have a spotlight on your turn it's like oh totally um no well you were mad because i went to your birthday party last year yeah wearing a just a simple white tee a white tee that said leo on it on my very hard-headed ass taurus birthday and i said pack your bags no you're going to hollywood i got my revenge because hunter got wasted blacked out and lost her expensive ass coat and i said see that's why you need to wear button to the top

cover up that's the Taurus's birthday wait you got you got blackout drunk at her birthday it was that was the thing

let me say it was it was the worst day of my life we're listening no we're listening let's yeah okay

but it's also like I can't remember what happened that day to make me like so crazy no no no I know but like before that

yeah she was blackout the whole day the whole day she arrived that's how I usually got blackout it started at the top of the day

and so I go to Peyton's birthday I'm like oh what am I gonna wear okay cute this like top and skirt and then I lost a coat that cost I'll say four figures it was what it was like and I'm ashamed to say it but I need to own it because it's I need to shame myself into like skirt street you bought that coat yeah it was my birthday gift for myself that I got it was like eight months early what kind of coat is it it doesn't matter yeah it does they be listening we have people that Maybe they can replace it. Do you want a new Loewe coat or not? It was the Totem scarf jacket.

And it has like... It's like both of those. Yeah, it has it attached. Totems ain't listening to us. I'm sorry. We can't help you. Sorry, girl. We get you a top shop.

Azara. Azara coat. So yeah, so I lost the coat at the first location at the bar. and then i we went to a different bar and i thought i lost it there but i didn't and then i went back to my apartment again blackout i had to walk my dog oh didn't know how that happened i woke up sleeping on my sofa dog out she's always sleeps in her crate i was like what the heck and then i had to um go get blood drawn and then i had to go to the gym and then i had to go get my eyelashes done and i had to go to bushback to tape a podcast in a basement why were you getting blood

drawn that's the thing for me that i'm like it was like i had the appointment set and i just i don't know and like in my in my just trauma brain i was like oh i have to keep the appointment i can't leave and then i also didn't want to cancel the workout so my trainer wouldn't know that i was like so messy she knew i wanted i wanted to cover up the mess you didn't think he was gonna look at you and be like oh i know what happened no and she didn't she was like oh weird what happened to your arm i was like oh i just got blood drawn yesterday so was it the blood drawn that the blood drawn thing because you had a blood alcohol content of blackout and then you went to the gym with the big ass band-aid right yeah and then how did you not

pass out yeah because i'm a godfrey woman okay man no one's got me he's got me and then this the story is so messy and then in the middle of getting blood drawn the nurse took a smoke break okay well i love that for her so where you were in brooklyn yeah was there a balcony off the room like was she fully she fully walked outside she fully i was like where is she going she's like uh bye it was crazy it was the craziest day so you you cried at her birthday or no you got blackout drunk yeah okay yeah so i cried the next day i cried you know what would have been like eight hours later did you get blackout drunk at that birthday yeah it was my birthday okay and that's her right yeah thanks she deserves this

so what messy things are happening on your birthday besides that yeah no well my birthday I felt like was actually fine it was 30 so it was like I don't like the way you said it that felt aggressive it felt like well you know it's like they're like young it wasn't a big deal just another day 30 30

it felt very targeted it was actually insensitive of me you should have whispered 3 it's 30 but I felt like I just made it it was like what could go wrong it's 30 like it's so I'm gonna get wasted

and then I like went upstate with my friends the next like couple days and played games how wholesome oh I forgot about that detail

that I had a flight the next day too oh you had too much going on girl you had a flight yeah you had to bring half of that stuff

I can't remember what because I remember I was texting the bar owner from my flight being like do you see this girl I think you had a wedding did I have a wedding

I always have weddings texting the bar owner somebody you knew no you know a business man hey Tyler hey

black coat he's like what does it look like i was like it has a scarf attached he's like no damn when's the last time you lost the coat i feel like the last time i lost the coat was like i don't even remember i'm not losing at a club i know no coat yeah i want a coat so good that i'm wearing it because it's an outfit i don't want to even put it down like i want to have it on yeah i don't want to lose it you know what i lose often speaking of being black is my my phone my cellular device you lose your phone which is ironic

considering when I'm drinking heavily I'm a back of the Uber kind of that's why you lose it but you're always taking photos so I really don't understand that

that's what I'm saying so it's surprising that it leaves my hand I'm .5 backflash always I stay strapped wait .5 backflash

you use let me do it now yeah I don't how do you do that oh my god it's awesome you it's I

the youth taught me I used to be a hater of it and now I'm a lover you go like a back camera as if I'm taking photo of you 0.5 so it zooms out

and you gotta hit like a nice 45 degree angle a little up and then you click like this upside right here and when it's night

like when you're out you should do it with a flash and it'll look so cunty and you'll look so snatched this is what I'm not trying to talk to people y'all age

now we're caught off guard now we stress now we in this yeah wait it did get tense oh yeah well I was trying to take a photo

why are you doing this right now I was turning I was giving back I was giving giving back giving back giving back

I'm paying it forward okay I learned I am now a back camera 0.5 flash beach 2 alright each one teach one

the more you know we'll all do it and then we'll put it in in the dumps for us okay thank you most important question how many people

is too many people at a birthday dinner what a great question a birthday dinner I'm telling you we'll do that's what we'll do splitting the check

because that and we need to end it right there like no more i think like a solid i want to say eight but i'm going to say six six is too many no i think six is the exact number like i think it needs to be intimate birthday dinners need to be intimate i think once it's going to table one that's on you now actually if you're booking like crazy like a big backyard or moment you're paying for that actually right because now you now have a party yeah yeah versus a dinner and i think like the whole point of a birthday dinner is like intimacy yes after that it's too much and there's always for the girls because i feel like they don't know they don't know i think eight is good i think eight

or nine it depends i'm trying to do the math of like is there a head of the table ten yeah same after i'm doing nine but then no plus ones that's the really big thing oh yeah plus one on a birthday dinner straight couples that sounds like i'm not gonna say so and so no people are always like hey can i bring someone and it's like no it's a dinner it's a dinner also it's my birthday yeah Now I know you're bringing it up. Because I was like, who does that? Unless it's a club. Like, also, you obviously need the plus ones to fill this place.

Totally. But at dinner, if we're all seated, no. No. No. But then the splitting the check thing is so weird. I've been to dinners where it's like, you know, some girls like, oh, I just had this one salad. And it's like, no, you didn't. Like, I need to be like, no, you didn't.

I saw how many bites you took of everything. You tasted everything. That means you're paying for everything. Yeah. But not you clocking them. I'm like, oh, I see everything you got. What's going on? You took a bite of the octopus earlier.

so I agree I think like you can't you're either all in or you have to be fully and then everyone also has to pay for the birthday person's meal yeah and that should not be controversial oh no no no no no no pay for the that's not controversial okay pay for that I'm saying if I'm watching you order steak and I'm eating you know I got the little I got the chicken I got the roasted chicken or whatever I got roast chicken can be crazy though okay well let's make it something small maybe I didn't get maybe I got the chicken salad it's a chicken salad

why are you getting a chicken salad on my birthday listen we going big or go home what are you doing but I'm saying that there are

there is an an imbalance sometimes it's somebody that they doing a lot they doing a surfing turf yeah and you're like oh well

I'm gonna just do this we need to decide going in because everyone's on the same level everyone's like okay yeah we're gonna like eat a lot of food good food

no one's gonna be like okay like doing the math in their head as they're like no one meeting me a la carte is mess pre-fixed only like so we all know we're all spending the same amount of money and if you want to get drinks or extra like we buying a bottle we doing bottles like it's no none of that

you get this and you get that and we'll share shared plates no that when if it's more than four people share plates do you hate me i don't want to do that i don't want to share a plate let's get up let's get two chickens let's get the fish for the table i'm not mad at style yes I'm not mad at that but I also am like then don't invite a bitch with a complicated fucking diet

don't invite the vegan gluten free girl yeah yeah yeah leave her at home I'm an only child I you don't want to share I'm like

and you're a picky eater I feel like yeah sometimes so what you eating at the birthday dinner yeah tell us your order I don't know what I'm eating

the fish pasta I'm eating like a pasta thing I'm like okay that's why we can't invite you to the dinner are you anti-pasta now no no no

I think I'm anti-dinners for birthdays I think if you want to take somebody out to dinner one-on-one that's great but i like an activity i think like uh like somebody renting out a room we playing games karaoke people come when they can like in and out like love a flow that like real strict we're doing this i i it's at this point i've done it so many times it's actually boring now it's actually boring to be with 10 15 people at a dinner i can't even speak to you i

don't want i actually want to i don't want to talk to your mouth is full like we're not having a good time so i'd rather that being said i will accept a sponsored dinner yeah come on call that actually my birthday is september 23rd yes you got a couple seasons to get it together so many and sydney will be there yeah she complaining but she'll be there sponsored dinner is cute because then we all know like we're gonna be taking pictures tagging him and we're not thinking about no check. The pressure's off.

You're getting the check, okay? Right, right. You're getting the check. Actually, we're helping with the check, so you should pay us. So actually... Actually, it's a business dinner. Yeah.

We did go to a Michael's birthday. Oh, yeah. A segregated birthday. Oh. Segregated birthday dinner. Yeah, all the Black people actually got there early. Oh.

It's on one side. It sounds Jack and Jill-ish. Is he Jack and Jill-like? Is that one Jack and Jill? No. So, yeah, every Black person's at one table. every white person was at another table and it was tell the black people two hours before it

actually started no but we just all happened to be there on time for once it was crazy yeah well one of okay this is this is birthday michael's birthday related i think the year after i was like you know everyone just told me i'll put the car down and you know i do this all the time and i forgot that i put the car down and i forgot eight months later it went through it went through until six months later totally more and was like this feels weird to venmo request people now being like by the way this dinner we went to six months ago like what is the cutoff i only had to do it once with hunter because we stayed at a very expensive hotel i was gonna say so you didn't request people after that dinner no yeah i got a memo request yeah oh she's good for it you see

that person over there she's good for it okay I didn't know a little motley crew before on that birthday dinner I am wait

Marie do I wait do I need to put my card down for a birthday if you want the points you really should oh that's what it's about and if you don't have

a memory of goldfish you should it's not really about the love six months later is wild so you are in your house washing dishes or watering your plants and then you went

oh no literally that's how Raven like reverse and you were like and you went on your phone and found the receipt and I was like

and you were like and I just told myself it was a thankfully under six people it was a small enough dinner that I was like this is my gift to Michael so it was like $400

or $500 no we do a lot of pocket watching on this podcast I know it's not you talking I know it's not you talking you're the one who said four figures my 1099

she got your 1099 for the podcast damn and you're like oh I threw her under the bus and I was like no she's got money you said she's good for it

and you pointed to her purse and I did it's a Spiderman No, it truly is. And y'all both pointed. I'm tired of it. This has been brewing for a while. I never knew the price of that Coke.

So that was the first time. You heard it here first. That's an exclusive. Another important question. Has there been a birthday where there's a big ass fallout? I had a birthday. We were all drinking and having a good time. My sister got there late.

I think it was my 21st birthday. My sister got it. So just a couple of years ago. My sister got there late with her friend from college. and she saw all the drinks on the table and she just, I want to catch up to you guys, just started drinking.

Of course, my sister threw up at the place. I want to say she threw up on the table. Like something messy. And they, you know, jazzy-juffed her out of the venue. Now everyone that had been drinking was feeling good,

is sober. And we put her in a car to go all the way back to school. And her friend paid for it. And then my sister had to like, Venmo her in the morning and she was like it was so expensive

why would you put me in a cab we put her in a yellow cab we put her in a yellow cab so we took the long road the road less traveled to get there well

you deserve you gotta think about what you did truly yes yeah and when you're paying it off you gonna think about how you just

like you don't that's not how people drink as adults but you know when you're 17 18 or however old she was that's how you do it but did y'all have a fallout

uh we didn't want to Talk to her after that. Is she still your sister? No, she's dead to me. Legally speaking, yes. Legally. I'm obligated to say yes.

No, but yeah, just don't go to somebody's birthday and like do more than what they did. Yeah. I don't think I've had any falling outs from birthdays. I've just had like when I went to Vegas for my birthday. First of all, that's insane. Vegas birthday? Usher was performing. So yeah, I went to Vegas for my birthday.

2021? Yeah, that was. 22? 2020 2022 I think recent yeah okay so that's good okay that is a birthday that's great yeah yeah and my friend got like so belligerently drunk I mean it was in Vegas with Usher you gotta get no no not that night the next night when so and I just was like weekend though and I was desperately trying to get to the strip club and they wanted to take me all these like heterosexual clubs and I just wanted to see some titties and I was like yelling that

no one wanted to like adhere to my plan like you're saying heterosexual club yeah aren't the titties at all the strip clubs no no no I went to go to the strip club

they went to go to a regular club like just like a straight dance club yeah and I and I got the tits don't worry I've found my way

oh yeah oh no you look like the type that you're gonna get what you want oh I'm a feminist in the strip club me oh god

I'm like what do you need daddy warbucks on me the way I act at Michael's birthday dinner constantly in the strip club my bank account hates to see me coming

yeah I love this. This is exciting. Don't go to the strip club being cheap. No. Never. Men do. At least be throwing somebody else's money.

Right, right. Yeah, but I remember going to the strip club with another comedian and other comedians. But he was like, I'm taking y'all. And then he gave us all money. And then one of the comedians was just being like, one dollar here, one dollar there. I said, you broke bitch. if you don't give these strippers that money are you crazy rent is due okay that's so insane disgusting i was like you should be embarrassed and then i was and then no i smacked it now it's

all on the floor now what you gonna do but you don't do that in a strip club that's insane you know what i have a i have an issue with like um like because i i am older than y'all girls but i i used to like plan birthdays and then there comes a point where you're exhausted you don't want to planned out my birthdays that's where I'm at I'm like I honestly have been like even though we've been friends for a long time it's like I had a whole nother life where it was like every birthday was like we going out I'm getting stuff for free we going in a club y'all don't have to pay for anything another club no sleep no sleep we've seen the Barbie story yeah we're hip to it and so now it's like now it's about people have to have effort because if you plan everything you do

then people just show up how do you really know if they down for you or are they just like well everything's taken care of yeah we just coming through yeah my friend right now is planning a birthday trip for her 30th birthday and like the her level of organization i'm like oh my god you should do this like for a living like she's so like do you want to go on a yacht day do we want to do horseback riding all of this stuff and i'm like i don't want to do that i don't i could not plan all of that it's like no i would plan a wedding if i had that stamina girl not that i want to plan a wedding wedding planner i could see it maybe it's the first tip maybe it's the it looks like planner and like the rosy blush yeah planner and things are color-coded with you

you have the sticker tabs yeah yeah i yeah yeah that tracks but i see what you mean about like the effort to plan a birthday is really a lot and we should get another day for ourselves actually oh so you have your actual birthday and then another day where it's like just you yeah just for planning someone else's birthday you get like an extra day i just i feel like birthday trips I mean, I'm good for a birthday tree. Yes, yes. We just went to Morocco for my birthday, and it was... Oh, cute.

Whew, I did fall off a camel on my birthday. We did Tulum for my birthday when, like, during the pandemic, when everybody was like, don't leave the country, don't leave your house. We had already left. We were like, we are. We didn't know. I was like, all the influencers that I follow are in Tulum.

Should we go to Tulum? And everyone in the group chat was like, yes. And then Sydney was like, let's not post. And I was like, girl, they know I'm not home. It's sunny here and I'm happy. They have my location. Right. But we've gone to Miami.

Weren't you just somewhere for your birthday? Yeah, I went to Brazil. Oh, come to Brazil, yeah. Yeah, I mean, the thing is, is that when you go on a trip, it's like, like, this is how we normally go on it. We just like, we're going to figure it out. There's like one or two things we know we want to do. We just kind of leave it loose. Yeah.

But the last trip we took together. we were with somebody who like planned it all out no no like down to the hour a virgo and it was like yeah well a libra oh libra virgo cusp oh and we were like we were tired from doing the stuff yeah you know what i mean and it's like some people that's just how they plan trips yeah but i like going on trips with people who plan downtime who like schedule and like okay we need like at least an afternoon for people like reset we need a nap here before we go out here yeah yeah what's mess is not having a nap i i so you're saying we've been up since 8 a.m and you think i'm go go go go go go go go go this is not top model like i'm not doing a challenge if i don't

close my eyes for at least 45 minutes i'll smack all you hoes like somebody gonna die tonight i need like an hour to be like non-verbal in my bed like oh my god just going through picks let me scroll right yeah yeah please how long y'all been friends since 2012 yeah we went to we met in college yeah oh yeah i got some time on you yeah yeah got some years and y'all doing a podcast together yeah and y'all be hanging out just regular normal yeah everything you're saying about them is us we've been friends for about the same amount of time we have a podcast together and we hang out we've done karaoke together before we've done karaoke before okay that's how you know it's real do y'all have boundaries because everything is all mixed do we have boundaries i

don't think we've had to like a sound like i think we know each other well enough to know when hunter needs to go non-verbal yeah even if we're hanging out with the group i'm like okay so i'm gonna tap in because hunter goes waiting for her food or something i'm like okay that's like we have friends that we love and adore but like are like very overstimulating and like i know hunter's fuse is shorter for that sometimes so i'll clock in and then i'll clock out and she'll clock in yeah yeah i think with each other we like know where it's like i'm gonna need alone time or i'm gonna like i need to just like parallel play a lot of parallel play yeah it's like a dog together yeah it's like we're just kind of like sitting next to each other but we don't have to like be

interacting yeah i love that i love that that's a strong friendship i'm gonna use that later so now are y'all the type of people that will hang out and then when you get home facetime to debrief about what happened just happened or are you you get home and it's like i'll talk to you tomorrow we usually do after meetings we do that a lot yeah yeah like did you hear this you'll be on you'll be on the zoom like let me just did you see oh no no like i have to remember to mute my... Because all the texts coming in are literally

like Hunter in a meeting being like... Totally, but also I'm so nervous about people hearing my nails. I hear that. And it's like,

oop. I'll go D&D and then my notifications will be on my laptop. Yes. And it's like, now what? Now what?

Ding. Yeah, ding. And you'll be like... The laptop is the op, for sure. Yeah. There was one meeting where I was in

with another friend and the guy started talking and I immediately picked up my phone, but you I thought you couldn't see me but she texted me she said girl we can see you

because I was texting like well why are you texting so hot because my you gotta I was on an iPad I was on an iPad so the the framing was weird

so I thought I was out of frame LOL Cindy was like this that would happen to me on a corporate call except I was in a bra

and like thankfully had a sweater kind of draped over my shoulders and my like co-worker friend texted me like your tits are out and I was like for sure

went off camera I would have been like how they look send it to me yeah so that was fun and then you wanted to talk about hair hair is mess

because we haven't we started with hair right bangs specifically i did cut my bangs and my friend who is a drag queen and also just like the cuntiest person i've ever met was like oh you could have just got a wig and i was like oh oh wait hold on like no i oh wait but these bangs are in because you got the straight to the side mighty they're really greasy right now that's why we're under we're incognito mode at the moment but like i know the haircut was highly praised and should be it looks phenomenal on me accentuates my cheekbones thank god but i did think right after oh what about when it's curly it's like oh yeah you do yeah you do do your hair it might be a little you're gonna lose like an inch and a half yeah it's gonna look really it's not gonna hit

on my cheekbones it's gonna hit like at my eyes like 2b curls though those still be long she said 2b see she know she know what the texture is 2b curls but also i like because you you like we gonna make it work you're you're hyping yeah the best yep it's like i would have thought about that beforehand but i think it looks good yeah i just like to live so so i cut my hair but taking risk is important for hair because like it's gonna grow back yeah i had bangs for about 10 12 years it was insane i would not let up and then i met marie and she was like yeah you stay in a bang in a gold eye shadow with a cat eye.

Let me tell you. She was like, you girl, you can't. Sydney used to stay with a thick, like a nice, a nice like Brazilian bang,

but like thick. And I was like, girl, what? She was like, I hate my forehead. It's so big. And I was like,

you hate it because you don't see it, right? If you never see it, if you're always with a bang, you're used to your face being this big. But if you just let it,

if you let it cook, let it breathe a little bit, then you'll get used to your forehead. And you did, and then you didn't. I said, is she trying to set me up? My sister loves a bang.

You know, when she said that, I was like, I touched my bangs immediately. I was like, is there a problem? And then, like, because the thing about bangs is it's a whole lifestyle. It's like you got to get the clothes that match the bangs, that match the mood. Like, you're not just popping on anything. like you're not wearing a bang and a hot pink like lipstick unless you're Nicki Minaj it's a costume you know so I feel like if you do bangs it's either oh you going through something or it's a full like this is fashion both yeah bisexuality both yeah I'm doing both are you

you're going through something when I'm bored when you're bored you're by all right that might I like that title it's like rising bisexuality sun lesbian moon asexual moon lesbian right

most of the time yeah okay rising is bisexual rising bisexual I give bisexual and I know that about myself

I know myself no I thought you was I thought you was L uppercase really yeah L lowercase I would say more than uppercase

oh I would wow that's so different than how most people I think perceive me it's clear I don't know you

I don't know it's like the vest button down blouse Well, I look like a dyke right now. Obviously, this is very specific. Slap it away. No, you look like you being Bushwick. That don't have nothing to do with sexuality.

It's just, you know. Wait, so that's not. You pulled out a gun on me. No, no, no. She hit the player. No, no, no. That was a kill shot. That was a kill shot.

No, no, no. That was like direct to forehead shot. I didn't say you were on the J train. Okay. You might as well. Lormer, but you know. She said you Uber. You said you get off at Myrtle Wyckoff, don't you?

That was what you just said to me. From the Uber, though. From the Uber. thank you i'll take it i'm not touching any of that i'm sorry i'm sorry wow lesbian on lowercase lesbian crime happening here well hold on now pain actually i wish that i was able to be so like outward like you are like about like about bushwick no not bushwick her sexuality oh yeah like you you make it fun and like interesting and like oh yeah like i feel like you can recruit the girls that's what i'm here for yeah when i talk about my lesbian shit

my friends be like oh they got them straight that's great y'all talk a lot she's just showing up she's just popping up yeah at your job yeah oh yeah but you like just be in a crop top and just be like girls girls girls and i mean like in a shawl like yes looking out the windows with women shaking yeah shaking

cause she's cold my sister is anemic representation matters that makes you beautiful and Hunter you're straight yes what kind of people

do you date not for now girl girl what kind of people do you usually date men yeah but like

what kind of she's like like I said straight that's the homophobia she said I'm a man I'm a man

but that's the church men of course men the pizza at children's church just leave Dennis now that was good that was good men

you pulled out the AK-47 like creative people are you dating like finance bros is he 6'5 blue eyes you had a boyfriend yeah you cuffed up no

no damn Sydney why you a huh you got old teeth no I thought I had the research on the people I clearly don't you scrolled back too many weeks I did I dropped back

too many weeks I'm so behind I'm sorry um yeah okay i think you're equal opportunity though just not bushwick yeah yeah nothing about bushwick is sexy to me i i need someone who loves a bonnet oh so i need someone who is like like you know those girls who on tiktok who are like oh like bonnet like i would never wear bonnet to like the airport but i want someone who like loves that for me who like maybe sees it in my future i don't know so when i said you walked out with a bonnet they wouldn't be like oh my god i

can't believe you're doing it yeah yeah when you say someone who loves a bonnet that sounds like a white man i feel like a white man loves oh babe you're doing something different with your hair come on queen oh my god the bonnet's on as we're going to bed or you'll be like bonnet are you going to go see your family later like that babe you look like a sexy pilgrim I'd take it back I'd take back the bonnet

no no those big bonnet who paid me to say that are sponsored by bonnets this episode just so you know they're coming in ladies that one from TikTok shop now would you ever do bangs

no I don't like bangs I have a big forehead so maybe in my future a little bit but this is the thing I really hate when white women have curly bangs no I love curly bangs

like a curly bang like this or like a curly bang like a big I love a curly bang like curls like in the front I love that

like a shaggy bang yeah I hate it I hate it I don't like it at all why? like an ungroomed dog girl now that let's give it a poodle

now you're talking about the whole club what girl you're talking about Natasha Lyonne oh my gosh what does she do to you did she say no to your product

that's not even who I was thinking of I was like oh Natasha you're like the lesbian white lesbian haircut I don't like a curly bang either though I had a curly bang before

it feels very like like fake 70s like period movie like set in 1972 but it's like fully we know that was 2014 that's what it's giving to me sounds like a James Franco project you know what

I'm a pop out with a curly bang and I dare you bitches to say that a clip on curly bang you not fucking with that not the white man holding it like that wait save that cause that will be going in the dump I found your bangs by the sink can you put this under your body

I love that you know what I do hate it has nothing to do with bangs it's just like people policing people's hair because it's just so hard to figure it out the whole there's so much trial and error and like

you walk out you think you're confident you're like I'm killing it and then somebody will just be staring at a side of your head and it's like what what is it yeah what is it yeah yeah it's cut wrong what do you want me to do oh wear a hat I can't wear a ball

I can't wear a hat to the ball a ball girl where you going we at the ball at the ball We're the bald girls. We're the Met Gala. Met Gala is a gala, not a ball. You're the ball of the Met? What are you talking about?

The Met Ball Gala. Oh, maybe it is a Met Ball. It's the Met Gala. It's the Met Gala. Between a gala and a ball. Wait, Hunter, do you ever wear your hair straight? Not really. I hate doing my own hair.

That's the real mess. Too much work. You need the cream, you need the oil, but you can't forget the leave-in. We also need the spray. yeah and then god forbid you need the special brush but the way it looks when you leave the salon and you're feeling good about yourself it's not the way it's gonna look when you wake up no no no and then like if i gotta get up and do it every day my arm hurts when i'm blow-drying my own hair it's like painful come on rapunzel ow inches yeah so much so many the tresses are very

long wait should we do some like mess versus living do you have some mess living yeah let's do it yeah uh your friend is unhoused oh but you're like no you can't stay with me is that mess or living like forever yeah well yeah i mean that's the thing is like you never know when you don't know you don't know you never know i mean they ask you and you're like actually I don't want this is that is that mess or living

but I would say yes and then I just your house is available to book on Airbnb you let anyone stay with you I do anybody the guns are out

I know I know Hunter's in a different tax bracket so she doesn't know about like kind of letting people into your home right right

I'm giving back to the people you don't know what strife look like she know what strife she had blood work and a gym appointment that was her own doing she chose that curse on herself she said let me get a glass of water

I didn't sign up for this I'm going to say living I would let someone sit with me you said yeah before but if I said if say for instance me

and a friend and I said no is that mess and I'm like no or is it living because I'm putting up this boundary that I don't want you to sit with

oh gosh I think it's a little bit of mess I think having a hard time of like a hard time out of like you have one week or you have like two weeks

like I think you need to set a boundary there but let them into your home let them You're like, you got a week, you have 20 days, and then you got to figure out something else. Yeah. The boundary is the time limit, not the entering into the home. Okay, come on.

Sorry. What's her name? What's that podcast you love? We Can Do Hard Things. Yes, We Can Do Hard Things. And the Glennon Doyle. We Can Do Hard Things. We Can Do Hard Things.

Is that what you learned from We Can Do Hard Things? No. And you're in, I'm like, oh, we can do hard things. The clock ends. I don't like doing hard things. They're hard. That's a mess. You got to do some hard things.

Like what? life is hard I want my life to be easy but it has to be hard in order for it to be easy it is hard yes I mean

pulls out a cigarette like how long do you have it's a long cigarette yeah it's like actually one of those little clip things yeah like Cruella de Vil

yeah Cruella de Vil mess or just living just living she really is just living like what she can't be fabulous

well you can't you can't kill dogs she didn't kill the dogs she wanted to kill the dogs she killed them and wanted to redistribute their fur. Oh.

You're the one percent. You're the one percent. No, no. Talk about that one-figure coat. She knows a good coat when she sees one. She's like, she's a sister. You're going to have to step out.

She said she wanted to re... What did you say? Redistribute their fur. Redistribute is the day of the... is the word of the day. That was so good. Make sure you use it in a sentence this week. I'm definitely writing that one down.

I'm writing that down. um friend doesn't like fiance friend doesn't like fiance fiance they're about to get married they're like this friend can't come to the wedding mess or just living that's mess yeah i think mess too that's how close of a friend close friend very close so why she don't like the fiance i need information yeah what do you do some people just don't get along well if you don't get along then you don't have to be here but did he do something i i you know i can't say all the oh i can't say everything but i'm just saying this is not personal yeah i just want to say that it is you don't have to like somebody's fiance or whatever but then it's like why do you want to go to the

wedding because it's like bitch i've been through all these she my friend ran through i should at least see her at the final yeah at the final on the front row yeah well there's all those like uh like videos on line or whatever and it'll be like me dancing at my friend's wedding after i told her to dump him 17 times it's like yeah i'm gonna be at the wedding i'll be there no i want to party yeah of course i'm gonna be there i think that's i though i'm a big believer in like my partner has to get along with my people i think it's like a bad sign if depending on how you're close to your relationships are which like for me i feel really close to my friends if there's haters that are like this isn't right like i trust them i don't trust myself i trust

them sometimes like hell no i've made some dumb decisions but i feel like if that is like there's already a bunch of conflict there that's not a good sign to begin with like is this even the person you need to be marrying okay that's the friend not liking the fiance or the fiance not liking the friend the friend doesn't like the fiance friend don't fuck with fiance yeah i don't i'm not i don't really want to be around this guy but wedding is ensue and it's like okay how come i didn't get that invite well you don't like you don't like my man she's like but i'm i'm there for you yeah sister yeah but he was like you know she don't like me and the friend was like hey are you gonna fight for me or not fiance said i'm not paying for that plate yeah and you know i'm not

mad at that no you have the friend has to be right to the wedding yeah yeah because listen she's been with a friend more than she's been with a man that's a real relationship okay i think we did the work today is there anything else that you would like to list for the people as being messy we could lightning round it and then we'll let you go like i feel like we're in midtown midtown is mess always office buildings are mess wait especially now office buildings are mess it's i every every elevator bay is different every front desk is different do i take my id out do i need to pass all that stuff i'm like it makes me nervous office buildings are a mess that one hallway in this building is a mess no no that now you walk them out i love the different music every time

I walked by. Oh, my God. You were not a bit of a guy. I took a photo of it. I loved the hallway so much. Aesthetics was different than the sonic. Like, I thought I was under attack. It was crazy.

I knew I wasn't under attack. They were playing Miley Cyrus. Every step that you take is a different station. Right. So I stopped moving physically. And I was like, I don't need to be woken up like this. It really shook me. So you didn't hear any songs that you like is what I'm hearing.

Well, I was playing my own self-help We Can Do Hard Things podcast. So you can imagine the peace and serenity. I was experiencing with two white women in my ear. And it was like, wake me up and I can buy myself a glass of tea.

It's so intense. Yeah, I don't know. I like to be overstimulated. I'm going to say Amtrak is mess. Oh. Amtrak business class. I think it's just

the mess. It's just living. We almost died. No, truly, we were coming from D.C., first of all. That's already a mess. Already a mess.

You set yourself up for the mess. Hot mess. We had, we could expense it, So we did business class, which was somehow the very last train on the car, back of the bus, her last car on the train. And we were like, it was like the Wendy Williams thing, like the Wendy Williams gif of her, like jumping up and down. It was crazy.

It was so bumpy. I was so bumpy on the tracks. Yes. It was it was unreal. Now, would you rather be on a plane in a drop? Like which one? I'm here for Amtrak. After everything that's been going on, I was I just took the train.

I said, show is nice. I know I'm going to be okay. You know what? Let me walk. I can see the ground. Let me walk in the quiet car quietly. Respect. Respect.

I think my new thing is I won't take a plane unless Denzel is like the captain. But he was drunk. He was an alcoholic. But he landed the plane. But they, didn't somebody die? No. Well. Oh.

I don't know if somebody died or not, but. Yeah. No, I think that one woman. But it wasn't his fault. Yeah. It was literally his fault. But it was a plane malfunction. he did the only thing

they tested like 20 pilots and no one could land the plane except for him every simulation crashed yes I do love flight it's serious I didn't even know

about the simulation I just know he was an alcoholic who was flying a plane sometimes you can be both okay please not on my delta you saved that for southwest

not southwest I want to end this on thongs or mess I'm done with them but you love a thong I know and I'm tired it's just in there and it's just

going back and forth and it's just it's just there and now are you wearing the wrong size or the wrong brand well I will say the poom is

it's out there so you know I might need another size it's probably that but what you looking at mess since poom

mess yeah mess girls thank y'all so much this was amazing please let everybody know where they can find

y'all asses please yeah you can follow me on instagram at peyton dicks and follow hunter at hunter h and the podcast is uh let me say this uh let me say this what is it called all streaming wherever you get your podcast wherever you get your podcast y'all don't do the aries i don't know if we have ads Ooh, mess. Okay. Thank y'all.

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