MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Cults, Kool-Aid and OnlyFans w/ Amber Singletary

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

This week on MESS Sydnee and Marie chat with the hilarious Amber Singletary! Messties get ready to be FED because Amber brings in unheard of levels of MESS for you. Tune in to cult mess, OF mess, dating mess, and MORE.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess all right all right all right all right oh girl i'm i'm first of all so excited because i feel like this is gonna be a hot one i could just the energy is percolating this is gonna be so much this is gonna be easy sailing with the mess so i'm i'm strapped in are you i am strapped in i'm in you're in i'm in you're not out no you're in i'm in okay i mean three black girls in the studio. Ooh, we love, we love, we love. Sista. Sista.

Oh, that's all. We're going to have two sistas. There was two. We could be sistas too. Yeah, but hey, let's bring our guests in. Okay, we got a sista in the building. That's not from Harlem. No, not from Harlem.

But we are so glad to have you here. I'm so happy to be here. It's going to be exciting. Amber Singletary. You know, I had to pause myself because I was going to fuck up. Amber Singletary. Singletary.

You have a great series called Judge You on Instagram. Yes, Instagram. Instagram and TikTok? And TikTok. And TikTok, okay. And you judge people on it? I judge people in the park, yes. Oh, I love that.

That's the perfect place to actually judge people. It is, but then you have the stragglers that come up and want to be judged. And people that want to be judged should not be on camera. You don't want to talk to them. You don't want to talk to them. It's always the people who are like, I don't know. I was like, yes, perfect you. You know what kills me is the, I have a story.

Oh, my gosh. And then they get on camera and they're like, what should I say? And I'm like, so. So you had nothing. You ran down here to tell a story and you have nothing. Or they have a story and you're like, this is like, oh, my God, my ears are bleeding. One girl today was like, I'm a compulsive liar. I said, babe, that's not a story.

That's a confession. That's a fact. Which I would like that show. I'm a compulsive liar. Okay. I said, tell me a time you lied. She couldn't think of one. I said, is this a lie?

Right. is the fact that you're a liar a lie yes a lie is a lie is a lie but I will say watching people do stuff it does it can look effortless yes but then when you're in front of that camera you like you know it's true it happens to me sometimes like somebody asked me to say something on camera yesterday about somebody that I know and I said immediately I was like oh well uh and started using words that I'm like I don't really talk like that I said can we do this over can we do this over and they were like oh yeah sure so was it saying something nice or yes it was it was basically like describing the person i was just using words that just was

you're like they're impeccable i wouldn't use that word maybe i would use that word marie well what words did you use yeah that's what we what did you say what did you say i think i said whimsical okay yeah illusion or something yeah if somebody described me as whimsical that's a good word though yeah but what that feels like somebody who's like a disney adult no no no whimsical is good i feel like if somebody described me as whimsical i'd be like they she was a fairy maybe not the first one she was a fairy yeah yeah she was a fairy that's whimsy that's whimsy

whimsy alright now Marie do you have any we usually talk about our mess up top and then you get in whenever you want to and then we'll

you know bring you in with yours what you got for us Marie I don't know what's my mess nothing new has really happened in the time that's a lie

between episodes between episodes Sydney what's my mess you went to a party your brother was there oh wait like I did

you know what my mess is I got a neck tattoo this week yes yeah that's mess okay okay but that's fun mess

that's fun mess let's see it it's very it's very tiny I just took the table off you see it wait yeah

it's cute oh it's cute and it's like okay I thought we meant like maybe a hand no I was like if I'm gonna do

if I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do some you know what does it say what is it it says XO hearts are cute cute

okay okay that's sweet was it a tattoo party No, it was a party that had tattoos at it. Okay. I'm so mad I missed it. They doing tats? I said, oh.

They were doing tattoos? And I love a party with free tattoos. Free? Free. That's why I got two. I said, can you do one for me? What? Look at that.

Look how cute that is. Oh, every tattoo party I've been to, they charging. Yeah, they do. That was the first one that was free. It wasn't a tattoo party. Oh, okay. Wait, I forgot. It was a party that had tattoos.

It was a dinner, and then they were doing tattoos in the side room, and I said, oh. and the line on that is so straight and so good it's really really good it's perfect he does good work he's in Soho

shout out to George with a J what's his where is his is that Jorge his studio that's what I said he said no he said it's George

he said it's George okay because I said oh George with a J is that Jorge he said no it's George okay

he said it's not Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja it's not Ja Ja Ja it's George it's George of the jungle yeah he said he's like known

for his line work just like really thin lines that's why I was like oh well then do my back but yeah so I I went to this event I invited my brother I was really

you know when I get invited somewhere and I get a plus one there's very few people that I want to bring with me you know it's Sydney it's my sister

it used to be Carolina before she was a mother she is a mother and she I said that to her on the phone the other day and she was like I can still come out

shout out to you and the baby Carolina I said you're a mom and I feel like if I invite you out you're going to be like I want to help the baby can the baby come

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Now the baby got a tattoo. Now the baby can't come. Now the baby has a tattoo. Exactly. So I invited my brother. And, you know, inviting him out is always interesting. It's so funny.

He's good. Is he fun? He's a perfect plus one. He's goofy and fun, but he is also a breakdancer. So. Wait. No, wait. Now that's whimsical.

No. It's foolish. That's what it is. It's stomp the yard. Yeah. Break dancing in front of everybody Oh wait what do you mean on the elbows in the air Legs in the air

Girl I mean he It's definitely step up To the streets Yeah it's insane Girl I sent Sydney a video she was like Nah he sweated out your hat Sweat all the way All the way around the hat

Was this a habit he had While you guys were younger or I mean when we used to go visit Sydney at work oh it was like what is going he would be full breakdancing he would be like and it's like a busy night it's packed and he's like doing he's doing jumps like high knees in the chest he's he needs it clear roundhouse kicks and everything and he'll do a flip it's like wow so you guys are athletic i mean i don't do none of that yeah so full choreo full is your man on the floor oh like crumpet like does he have a team

he doesn't need a team oh he's a one-man show he is a one-man show and he dancing his ass off and um our friend was there and he was like yo your brother's pretty cool but then we started dancing he was like oh he said oh have you ever thought to break dance no no what i don't know it's like a funny thing that like i'll pretend to do but like not nobody i'm not like oh he's like dead serious he's so serious oh he's not fucking around okay i didn't know if he was like laughing and being like he won't battle he will battle if you wanted to like you know step up to the streets he will do that no way no way he's dead ass i bet you he can moonwalk can he oh of course yeah yeah i don't even every move the what's the thing with the windmill with the leg

like he can do all of that so he was mad when that lady was in the olympics what's her name i don't honestly i don't know we didn't we didn't talk about the australian lady but i'm sure it upset him yeah because he was like i could have did that yeah he said i could have represented this country at the olympics but yeah he was at the party living his best life and then he watched me get two tattoos that's a good brother i mean i'm a good sister because i invited him yeah that's true that's true you can't have one without the other yeah anyway we had a good time um that's my mess i invited him and now i'm about to have this birthday party and i know he's gonna bring the same exact energy and we and i when i tell you i'm gonna have so much storage on my phone

so i can get these videos and it's a light up dance floor so he is gonna oh he's you know what it's a perfect place for him this is this is his moment oh babe he's yeah i can't wait to see i think we need to bring your brother back on the pod yes god damn it yes it's so great does he actively go out and be like okay i'm going out to break dance tonight because it seems like something that would take like practice no girl oh he has a stored muscle memory this is just in him yeah i want to say he got best dancer in high school or maybe he leaning on that obviously talented He was runner up. You say he's leaning on that.

Yeah. It's not even that he's leaning on it. He just, he likes to dance. Yeah. So like if there's a DJ that he likes or. Oh, so he's passionate about it. That's sweet. He likes it.

But I'm like, hey. I like that spin on it. We just want to be chill tonight. Oh, so you have to be like, hey. But I could say that. She does not. But I don't. Okay, so you are.

He's not going to listen to me. No. Oh, so it won't matter. When the spirit moves him. He took her hat, put it on, and then sweated it out. I'm sure it's all the same. He has to get me a new hat. Yeah.

Oh, it's stained. It's not stained, but it's definitely, you know, it was there. Listen, Marie doesn't sweat.

You don't sweat. It was a new brand new hat. He put it on and literally there's a ring of sweat. When she showed that, I said, I've seen enough. Yeah. Sweated it out.

I was supposed to go to the party and I didn't get an update at a right enough time. I said, well, I'm not getting ready. But I FaceTimed her. I said, Cindy, I'm getting a neck tattoo.

She said, what? Yeah. You were like, I should have came. Did you miss out? She said they do in town, too. Yeah, when she messaged me, she's like, hey, we're not even there yet. So basically, she was like, you have enough time.

Period. And I was like, I'm already comfy in the bed. It's over once you get in the bed. I'm in the bed. Show on. Comfy in the bed. If you know you're going out, you mentally prepared. You ready for it.

I got to know three days before. Oh, I don't need that. But I definitely was like, I was like. I think the morning of, at least. I said this on TikTok. I'm not a same day friend. Don't ask me to do something the same day. I can't.

I gotta, I gotta, I can't. It is a mess. It's New York City, babe. Stuff happens every day. But it is kind of a mess. It's kind of like you setting me up to fail. Because that's what it is. The people that do ask me same day, I'm like, you're doing this on purpose.

You had somebody else. Yeah, like you had somebody else and now you're asking me, or you know that I'm not going to be able to get my fit together. So you are banking on me looking terrible and I'm not going. What kind of friends you got, friend? She's not a friend anymore. Anyway, move on. And we might.

Wait a minute. I just noticed that every time we would want to go somewhere it would always be like no just wear what you have on and I'd be like I have on sweatpants I want a jersey I want a jersey dress I don't know what I would have on but I've always seen you look fly so I'm maybe that's playing when I know about the event three days two days before same day I mean you gotta give a girl time you do give me some time not two hours two hours before she's a one hour two hour before ask her I mean I feel like we're we're a little bit of

both we will know about stuff and be like ooh you want to go to this with me on X day but then also it'd be like

hey I just got invited to this thing oh we gotta go now let's go we gotta go now but what if they knew about it for weeks and then they didn't tell you

until two hours before no I'm never doing that to none of my homegirls I'll do that to a man hey to a man you want to come to this thing with me

it's in two hours what you gotta do just put on a shirt and jeans put your shirt on put your little blouse on with a short sleeve that got the button

that brings the sleeve up a little bit and come outside. In the Chelsea boots and let's go. Let's go. Skip to my Lou. Put your corduroy

crop trucker jacket on and let's go. Oh, remember when they wear the vest? Not the corduroy jacket. The little puff vest. Oh.

You know they came to play. Damn, I think this might be the winter that I get a bubble vest. I love the bubble vest. A bubble vest is cute. Yeah. I might do it.

Yeah, you have to. They're really cute. But the thing is is that there is a thin line between it looking cute and then looking like too small. You know?

Oh. Like a shmedium vest. Well, I don't want it to be too small, but I also don't want it to be too big. No, no, no. Oh, because then it's not even fitted to the outfit. Right. Yeah, very TLC.

I don't need that. Very TLC. You don't need that. Okay. You could probably work it, though. I feel like you could work it. I feel like I need to try some things on. Okay.

But yeah, yeah. You know what? For the fall, not the winter, because winter, you know, you need sleeves. Fall, I'm going to get a vest. watch this space watch this space I'm getting a vest

now are you a long shirt or a short shirt under the vest type of person you know I've never been a vest person so I don't know me either

I feel like I've been trying on vests lately maybe long I think long looks best yeah I think shorty looks like you wear vests

you know like you are a vest wearer it's strange I can't stand when the dudes come into the bar and they got they got they like

the work shirt on with the vest and like this. Women work like Carhartt or like work like there's a t-shirt? Like a button down? No, a button down short sleeve.

Honestly, I do not like a button down short sleeve on a man. Are you talking about with the Patagonia? Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. That's what it sound like. The Patagonia.

But that's a fleece finance bro vest. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm talking about like a puffy like bright color. Okay, okay. So fun maybe red, maybe orange.

Like three compartments. Boom, boom, boom. And then it's got the lines in it. That's fashion. That's fashion. the Patagonia is the flat performance it's not fashion

but it's not even warm so I'm wondering what the rage is about no no no are they warm okay period they're very I honestly

wore it and I was like okay now I see why they have it on Cindy I need a photo of you in a Patagonia vest because what you got that from Mauritio

where you get that from it was a baby fat Patagonia vest no it was a it was a girlfriend of mine's vest and yeah and it was

it was very nice I was like I wouldn't want to be caught dead in the club with this. But I see why somebody would wear it. It was like throwing on a hoodie.

But Patagonia is not for the club. No. And they be in the bars with it. They love it. Getting the shots and everything.

But they come after work on purpose. It seems like they don't even go home. And that is mess. That is mess. I'm fully against this like after work

meetup situation. You need to go home. You got to switch out of that work energy and then start over. I hate when people come from work to something.

No. No, because the people who are coming straight from work, they're not staying out long. No. They're literally popping out for like one or two. They leave in the evening. That's what you think. And they leave. They gone.

That's what you think. But why is your briefcase still in a coat check and you here at 1 a.m.? And it's always like that. But that's an alcoholic. Yes. And they are alcoholics. That's an alcoholic. Why do you think they're going to these after work problems?

Because they're trying to get the margaritas on for $5. And then until somebody, they work them late. Who got $5 margaritas? Happy hour. Where are they $5? Happy hour. Drop a pin. Margaritaville.

Everybody in here has a Margaritaville. They're $5. I'm not going to Margaritaville. Do you need a Patagonia to get in? No, you don't need a Patagonia. We should have a Patagonia party. Yes. I want to get some brown loafers.

Anybody who has the vest get in for half off. None of us are getting in there. No, you have to. And you have to wear the work shirt. You have to wear the work shirt. Pink, salmon colored. Salmon colored with the navy blue Patagonia vest. Show up with the flats.

the flats that I wear on the train nah no thank you oh the train flats that's what I do I do like seeing the train flats

in the bar it makes me feel like the girls don't care and I like that no that's a mess we gotta care just a little just a little

just a little if you're hanging out with a bunch of people in Patagonia vests you could wear the flats you could wear the flats but then they have more money than a lot of people

so I'm wondering what is the tea it's not about the money friend it's about like wanting better for yourself okay just cause everybody else

is being all like Like Willie, Willie Nelly with, you know, their fashions or their vibe. You don't have to. You don't have to. You can't partake. Carry that. That's what I think. But that's just me. You don't think you just try one time. I don't want I don't want to be. I actually once I when I went to L.A. and I got I got Willie Nelly and I got you got Willie Nelly and I just was like, I'm gonna throw anything on. Did your friends clock you? Yes, they did. They said, hey, it's too many like baseball hats like you doing witness protection. and and then you're wearing the hoodie and the sweatpants with it it's like the hoodie and then you gotta have like a cute jean on you're wearing the hoodie oh you're wearing the matching set oh

no no it's one is faded un-matching the bottom is faded so it's like un-black and black yes they were like you are going through it it's black and blackish yes it's black and blackish and people were like hey i don't know and then it got really bad when i started wearing the birkenstocks and they said oh no no no i don't know if you think you're going to trader joe's but i was showing up to places like this to a party not a party but a gathering to be fair that's how people in LA dress yes but that's but but that's when people were like wellness checks Sydney has on Birkenstocks yeah are you okay she has on Birkenstocks I don't think I've ever seen you not in a heel oh I don't do that I will wear a sneaker she said I don't do that no you were getting ready at Carolina's

house one day and you almost threw a tantrum because you had to put on a sneaker oh yeah I was yeah I've changed I've changed okay you were not happy about the sneaker but yeah you were You were going to Everyday People with Marie, I feel like. And you were like, oh. I was like, I would love a heel, but I know that it would hurt. It would hurt. It's what it looks. It's what it looks.

But also, I feel like a lot of people now, it's the, you know, first of all, kitten heels is what the girls are wearing. They're in. But even before the kitten, it felt like people weren't really, like, putting on heels to go out no more. No, not anymore. We used to go on the business casual. Business casual.

The business casual. The business casual. Babe. Babe. But the thing is that. In a full button down peplum top business casual. People would be still dancing. Yeah, twerking.

The thing is, is that if you do a business casual and you're just standing around, then people can look at you and it is embarrassing. But we were so caught up, you know, doing the Amaretto Sours and Long Island Iced Teas and feeling good. How did you know? That we weren't caring about the clothes. I think we got to, the problem is cameras or phones. We got to, we don't need 4K, we don't need HD. The camera quality needs to be shitty. It needs to be bad.

So the parties can be better. So you can't see my pinstripe skirt and my blazer. Well, because if your camera is bad, you're not shooting nothing. You're dancing like my brother at that park. Yeah, and I will say most people with androids, they're not taking as many photos. No, they're having more fun than the rest of us. They are. They really are.

They're very free. They're loose. Yes, they're free because no one's blowing them up because the bubbles is green. And then everybody's tagging. That's why I can't. The tagging. Don't tag me. In a story?

I used to get tagged. Feet on the wall twerking tags. Don't tag me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please don't tag me. You know what? please keep that same energy on September 23rd

I don't think I can I tried the other day to do what I used to do somebody from college was in town and was like do that thing you used to do in college I almost hurt myself I slipped a disc I feel like well let me tell you this you gotta yoga before you go to the party you gotta stretch

you gotta hit yoga with Adrienne or yoga with Nicole so I have to do a real stretch now yes girl I am That's crazy. And I can't stretch. That's how I tore my Achilles.

Trying to do too much. Oh, you did do that. How did you do that? I was playing basketball trying to do too much. Oh, that's right. I do remember the boot. The boot. In the cast.

You would fly with the boot in the cast. You did that. Yeah, but the boot don't pair well with me outside. The boot don't pair well with anything. Now you got to wear like a wedge or like a platform. No, you wear a sneaker. You had to wear a sneaker. I tried to wear a heel.

It's weird. When they do the heel and the boot together and they're coming to the club, it's like, No, I was actually turned away from my club for that. We already see the boot. You were turned away from the club with the boot? I had a mini skirt on, in the boot, and a heel. The woman said, I can't. It's a liability.

I said, is it a liability? And she said, actually, no, I just don't want to see it. And then turned me away. Well, now you can see. She's just like me, for real. And to be honest, I said, you know what? If I was you, I would have done the same thing. Sister.

I need to go home. That's ableist. I just want her to know she's ableist. Ableist and she's- Or is she a friend of mine? Is she a friend of yours? Because I could have been tagged with the boot. She's probably a Libra, and she said, I don't want that ugly thing in my boot.

Ooh, Libras. I like Libras a lot. She said, I don't like that. It's out of here. It's out of here. And I mean, she was honest. I said, is it really? And she said, no, I just, I really don't want to see it.

It is a liability, though, because people are walking around, you know, doing the H-Town stomp and whatnot, and they might do it with your boot. Oh, and my toes was out, too. That's the other thing. Oh, the toes is out? I mean, I had a sock. You had a sock on top of the boot? Now, listen.

Hold on. It was a boot where the toes are free, so I had to wear a sock. Underneath? Underneath where the white of my sock was showing, and then I had on a heel. And she did not. As soon as she saw, she saw the fit from the right side, and she was like, and then she saw the boot, and she was just like. And then my friends hit me with the, are you going to go home?

I was like, oh, y'all not going to come? Yeah, girl, they said we outside. Okay. So I just got on the train. The train? I had to get on the train. I had to get on the train. phone was dead couldn't even uber had to get on the train i said nobody loves me dead and then

i hadn't even started had to have somebody open the door to the train because my phone was dead you're so full of mess and i see myself in you chaotic good yeah i love my family calls me chaotic good chaotic good that's the time it always works out but once once it starts i don't know where it's gonna go i really don't know it'd be like this yeah it'd be like that a lot sydney what is your mess for the week oh my mess i'm gonna do this real quick okay so a friend in our group chat said that they're thinking about getting a facelift and um that's that's that's alarming for me that was alarming for me because i was like facelift is is like 60 that's that's what i think they're getting them a lot younger now they're getting many facelifts and things

you can get a half a lower facelift wait this is all new stuff this is all new things and you don't want to get the first round of anything you got to wait for a couple years but the friend I was like we're in the group chat and everybody's like what what what and I wrote if you're not going to Lindsay Lohan's doctor dot dot dot and then they were like oh well I'm going to x y and z and this is more reasonably priced no no now for me no can't be cheap with a face when did you say reasonably priced and that's what I wanted to write in the group chat but I didn't because I was like you know if somebody's saying they need uh you know no a facelift then this is something that's bothering them yeah but i as somebody who got my boobs on discount no no no no no they look

great sure okay sure you know what i haven't seen the nude i haven't seen the nude i'm sorry sure but the first go around when i got them done i was i was heavily upset and luckily i could throw wear a shirt over it or, you know, put a couple of bras on, you know what I mean? And I didn't think they were symmetrical at a moment. So that's just my, this is my tits, right? Imagine your face. So that's why when it comes to the face, I do get a little apprehensive. As soon as you're like reasonably priced.

No, ma'am. And if you mess it up, you can't fix it. You really can't. can't so my mess was that i like i don't want to be mean but all it was taking everything in me was like reasonably priced babe that sounds that sounds poor you know and facelift and poor don't go yeah poor people don't get facelifts no yeah i know and she's and she's far from that but i was like spend the money yeah but i you can't but you can't say i was waiting but you can't say that I thought you were going to say that.

I LOL'd at the Lindsay Lohan thing. I thought you were going to say that. Lindsay Lohan's doctor did a great job. You thought I was going to say you can't be cheap? That sounds like something you would say, Marie. But, Sydney, it was on your heart. You should have just said it. You should have spoken.

I should have, yeah. Or you should have messaged me on the side. Hey, tell her not to be. Now, what happens if she gets it and it's bad? I don't think it's going to be bad. I don't think so. I don't think so. But also it's just like mess is getting the first round of something that's just starting, I think.

But I don't think it's the first round. People have been doing lower facelifts for a while now. And they were looking bad. They weren't looking, they weren't ugly for a while. People were still looking like, oh, did you get some rest? You know what I mean? Okay. I just Googled how much does a facelift cost?

Okay. I need to know. Okay. Okay. Tell us. A facelift cost can vary significantly. But the national average is around $9,281. That doesn't sound like enough.

Not including anesthesia. That doesn't sound like enough. That doesn't sound like enough. And other expenses. While in areas like New York City, costs can range from $20,000 to $80,000 or more. The first price was Utah price. That makes sense. The first price was the national average.

Yeah, Midwest. That's like you going to Oklahoma to get a lift. Now, why would I be in Oklahoma with a facelift? Because that's where I live. That doesn't feel like a good usage of an investment. You're in Oklahoma. But they do them there. Right.

Because, I mean, I— But you're in Oklahoma. There's cows and hay and— People in Mississippi get faces all the time. You want to look sexy for the sheep. No, you do not. What? But maybe it's like, you know, Chicago and Nevada and places like that.

Okay, that makes sense. I feel like Nevada can get some cheap stuff. I don't know. I think right now we are so obsessed with the way that we look. And I'm trying my best to be like, how do we pull back just a little bit, just a smidge? It's because we see ourselves all day. It's too much. And you're seeing other people, like it's been, what's the word?

We're like desensitized. We are. Yeah, desensitized. The Gen Z girls is 21 getting facelifts. Oh my gosh, facelifts. like the girl from Love Island facelifts filler

all that I'm like you're not even it's too much your brain's not even done it's too much you gotta let your face settle first

that's not even your final phase that might not your face is gonna change until you turn I don't know 26 27

there's definitely there's about three drafts that you go through in your face and your body I do feel like I'm on my I feel like

I'm on my third draft your third draft of my body yes really no wonder my body's been shocking me lately

shocking me Shocking me. From what I see, it's a good shock. And you know what? And it's covered. And it's covered. Respectfully. Respectfully.

Respectfully. Yeah. Yeah, but I stepped on the scale the other day, and I was like, ah, the scale be lying sometimes. Yeah, and it's not about the weight. You got to step off. You got to pick it up. Well, I stepped off, stepped on, got a new scale. I said, okay, so maybe this is true.

I thought it was a scale. I got to turn it in. I said, did y'all calibrate this? They said it's a manual. I said, oh. Mm. Okay. Perfect.

New weight. New weight. wait so amber what is your mess when did you come to talk to us about i have so much mess you have so and we are i have so much lay it down so the messiest thing i can think of right now is that i have a friend that is definitely currently in a church cult a church cult like our vacation bible school no no no no like maybe it started there and went left no no no now don't you do that to vacation bible school vacation bible school was lit it was lit and it's not cult at all oh for me it's not like a member of the vacation she said it first of all with her

long jean skirt first of all it was fun okay oh we were not wearing jean y'all weren't wearing the denim with the slit directly on vacation bible school oh i remember the jean skirt the maxi jean skirt we were not wearing that vacation bible school oh i thought i was it with the patchwork mine was tight though oh see mine wasn't tight mine was giving bail oh mine was tight and i was like my mom won't let me wear a tight one she was like get this one it's cute i was like this is too big all my stuff was oversized it was a lot of my stuff was hand-me-downs from my cousins and whatnot so nothing was fitting me right even my shoes okay so your friend you think she's in a cult you think or do you know i don't think i know you know for a fact i know and matter

of fact i don't think she i know she's in a cult because she don't know she's in a cult and that's how you know somebody's in a cult yeah so okay so first of all she started going to this new church and we was like okay she's always been in the church well not always she reformed herself shout out to you girl i don't know what name you're using now but she's on the run she's on the run so enough so she enough okay we're gonna call her j-lo yeah we're gonna call her j-lo so j-lo was always in a church reformed her life she started no this is we can't use j-lo because so jennifer my girl mimi i'm gonna call her mimi who i like mimi my girl mimi she joined this she joined the church and then she changed churches and we're like okay like cool whatever so then

she was like oh i love this church so then it started to be like the hour she was at church so i'm like wait monday tuesday wednesday i thought it was wednesday and sunday i can i can do wednesday and sunday but i was like okay it's thursday you at the sanctuary eight o'clock it's friday why are you at the church so then it was like okay now i'm seeing you with the people who run the church on your instagram you're not posting anything else but being at the church and then it was oh i haven't been around because i they bought me an apartment in dubai whoa bought an apartment in dubai now how many times now dump on your chest for the lord hold on where is this church would love to sign up the church is in maryland if you want to sign up they

are taking new cult members they buying homes in dubai that's crazy in maryland i need to know i need to know what is going now that's the information i got that she had an apartment in dubai that's why she hadn't been around but did she go do you know she was in dubai she was I mean, she had videos in Dubai. One day she's at the church, and then we saw her in Dubai covered up. I said, okay, you're living. So at first we were like, okay, they're taking you to Dubai? What they doing there?

She was like, oh, they're recruiting men. I was like, recruiting men? But wait, what kind of denomination is this? It's not Muslim. No. So what they doing in Dubai? Hey, I don't know. What would be the Mecca for Christianity?

Jerusalem. Oh, I don't know why I was going to say maybe New York City or L.A. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know where Jesus landed at the end. I want to say Jerusalem. It has to be Jerusalem. You had that jean skirt on in VBS and you were not in the city.

They had me in the play and everything with the shovel. Did you say New York was the Mecca of Christianity? That's where I felt the spirit the most. I feel the hell up. And then they would be wearing a Bible belt. Not me having lived in Mississippi before, yes. That's where, I mean, that's kind of awesome. They love the Lord down there.

But Dubai, Dubai, are you sure it's church or it's escort? but that's what i think so listen so then she was like oh you know they're they're wonderful bubba so then it started to be she slowly stopped talking to people like living up but no they would come back and she wouldn't see her family no more so she's coming back so we're like okay you're not in dubai you're gonna go see your mom and she would say no she was just like oh i'm so busy i'm so busy i'm so busy so then we noticed that like she's now at these people's house all the time not at the church she's at their house in their home and i'm like this is weird so then she's calling the the wife of the pastor her spiritual mother then it became

she's like my mom my second mom my second mom I was like how old is this woman she was like oh she's three years older than this girl three years they're part in three years also the suits the man is wearing are horrible they are what does the pastor look like is it Steve Harvey is it Steve Harvey so no he's not giving Steve Harvey he is giving so first of all I don't know where he's from he's giving dreads red suit hold on hold on hold on wait in church now i thought i thought this pastor was white no it's a black man well when we heard red suit we knew it wasn't a white with a black wife a black wife who said that she is a prophet because they slept together and now she can see what god has for them i'm scared because can you can you even be a prophet and

have sex what apparently they can they have a whole they have two kids a house apparently were they married they're married now the the the spiritual mother okay okay can you be a prophet and have sex as well that's a good question no why can't you have sex if you could see things i don't know can you could see that if you could see so much why you need to have sex because i know it's gonna be good once you have sex you can't see no more what that's what it is okay you saying the prophecies get a little different once you start okay once you have sex uh-uh no this is not just my story okay i know people have this journey okay yeah yeah yeah was it it's called digmatized yes can i show the guy can i show

y'all the guy yeah you found it you just googled red suit murray please oh why they look like uh Love and hip-hop married. When I say it looks like love and hip-hop up in that church. Here's my girl. So it's a mega church? They have like an escalator? Mega church. How many people?

Mega church. I would say 500, 600. That's not a mega church. I said the mega church is thousands. If they going to Dubai. If the church has an escalator inside, it's a mega church. Okay, there we go. I was about to say, she deleted their photos.

Let me see. I went to a church like that. This is the spiritual mother. Oh, she's a baddie. The tea with this woman is that every video I see her in, looking at my friend, she looks disgusted at my friend. She has so many followers. Yes. Megachurch.

Oh, no, but she did pay for it. You're right. She paid for it. Yeah. A megachurch is of 2,000. That's what I said. I said there's no way. Maybe they got a few members in Dubai.

No, I went to Hillsong. Hillsong was a megachurch. Ooh. Thousands of people were there. At one time? Yes. Oh, God. They were in theaters.

They had to be in theaters. But a megachurch, if there's an escalator in it and a balcony, a mezzanine, that's a megachurch. There is an escalator and a balcony. And they're selling couches. What? Wait. Pops? It's Pops?

CB2 for the Lord. It's CB2 for the Lord. Shout out to Bob's Furniture. So when they do a blessing on a chair, they will then try to sell it to the congregation and say, God has moved me and told me that somebody needs to buy this for $10,000. $10,000? It's drugs. It has to be.

It's giving close the doors, close the doors, the doors. This is wild that you brought this up because I watched the documentary on that pastor, Jim Jones, had all those people go to Guyana. He was he. Yes, he was. And is that the Kool-Aid man? Yes, that's the Kool-Aid man. And he went there and it was over 900 and something people who died from suicide or murder. But while watching the documentary, this is my mess is that every time I watch a documentary, I try to find the funny in it. And I got to stop because it's that it's sad. But what happened was when it was the day of, you know, everybody's supposed to commit suicide. Right.

Every everybody does die. But there was an older lady who stayed in her cot. She fell asleep. She missed it. So she came out and everybody was dead. And I said, that's me. That would be me. Maybe she's the prophet.

Oh, I would love. I would love to oversleep a mass murder or suicide. And she said, I don't think they thought they were going to die. Did they? No, they did. They knew.

I think they knew. He said, we going to, we going together. He let them know. He gave them the itinerary. Where did they think they were going? I guess to heaven.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They put it. And it wasn't even Kool-Aid. It was called flavor aid. So it wasn't. And so it was,

if I was Kool-Aid, I would, I would sue for a defamation. who you doing they all dead people say drink the Kool-Aid don't drink the Kool-Aid but it was Flavor Aid Flavor Aid so he really he had the discount yes the

Kirkland Kool-Aid the Kroger's Kool-Aid he had to buy a bunch so that's probably why he had to get the discount he said it's 900 people drinking he said okay get the discount he didn't have a Costco card I can't follow no leader that don't have no Costco

card cause what Because if they not let you into Costco, it's so messed up. But yeah, there was people who did survive out of that. And out of all the people who did, I resonated so much with this older lady. And she came out and she was like, what? What's going on? And I was like, that's me. She didn't know what time it was.

And it was like, where are we at? Everybody gone. Yeah, but if she knew that the suicide was scheduled, I'm sure it was a cup. You know, she was probably like, oh, OK, y'all just wake me up. yeah but I'm saying like I'm sure she could have been like let me just get let me let me just get a little bit let me just get mine but maybe uh suicide in a group

when you're doing it by yourself is not as fun right group suicide you can't yeah if you're listening to this I hope it's not triggering yeah this might be a little bit triggering but if you want to do it do it with 900 others hurry I love I love that you're in a red suit yeah

no there was no red suits what I'm saying cool in red oh yeah he had the glasses yeah but the guy was but he wasn't even athletic so does he need to be athletic to be a co-leader so what i'm saying okay so what i'm saying is if you are a prophet right and you want me to get you to follow you somewhere or you telling me we're going to do this all together you can't even run a mile you can't be physically inferior and telling me that i can go follow you you see what i'm saying to follow you and that's why i think harriet tubman had to be the best she had to be to get all them people

to go follow her Underground Railroad, especially the men. Oh, she was toting the wagon. You think? Now I'm going too far with it, but I know she was... So you think people went

trying to... No, I agree. Like, well, they won't. They're like, okay, if I follow her, maybe she'll give me some of that. No, I feel like for sure

Harriet Tubman must have had a fatty. Like, she had a big butt. She original BBL body, Harriet Tubman. Is it a Sarah Bartman? No, not that. Not that.

Okay, Harriet Tubman had the small waist. Yes. because then she had the dress that was running down the back and they could see that okay

the biggest the baddest I can see that I think it's easier to get people to follow you if you got a big booty if you got a big booty I got a small butt

and I think that's why that's why nobody's following me you follow me online because you're on my butt yes that's what it is you see how you turn around they be like

you're so smaller in real life I thought and they were talking about your ass for sure yeah wow well because people think

that I'm taller than I am You feel tall online. And yet. You feel tall online. Yeah. I feel like, but you have tall proportions, too. Like, you have long legs and long arms. Oh, okay.

Yeah, the arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. Like, if somebody took a picture of your legs and was like, how tall is this person? I would probably be like five, seven, five, eight. Yeah, my torso is quite short. That's good. Come on.

Wow, look at that. Come on, Batiste. Oh, look at that. Starting a cult. Start a cult. All you need is a room, really, I guess. A room. No, you need more than that.

And a lady. Actually. Maybe he has a lot of energy. I don't know. No, what it is, is you have to have people who have nothing to look forward to. And it's true. When I was my saddest and lowest, that's when I went to Hillsong. I was going through a relapse with alcohol.

With the church. That's how I got there. But I will say, Hillsong pulls you in a different way. No. The pastors got on all saints' sleeveless vests. They tatted. You're like, oh, church is cool. But at least they're fly.

I was like, church is lit. But in order for me to even step into that building, I was at my lowest. So this is a quote said by my friend. I'm so sorry if you watch this. Also, you need to hear this. My one friend did say she was like, well, if any of us got in a cult, it would have been her. I said, mmm. Did she have like sheep mentality?

So not sheep mentality, but I feel like she has had the roughest time and had to do the most as far as like emotionally. family like with her you know she raised her sister all these things so I feel like when she met somebody that was like take a break come in here she was like great somebody else can be in charge wonderful and then it was a cult but now when's the last time you saw her probably two or three years we haven't seen her nobody's seen her in years that's what happens when you're in a cult they they isolate the crazy thing is she was starting to be isolated we would see her posting she doesn't post anymore and now she goes by sarah sarah now that's that's her that's her cult name that's her cult name she goes by sarah sorry girl i'm so sorry girl i have to say your

name her name is oh we're bleeping that out she's gone they said we're bleeping that out amber we're not keeping that they said we you are mess you're a mess usually people don't say the names girl. I would have said her last name too if I could have. I know you would have. I would have said her last name too if I could have. Oh my god. Because my thing is, girl, stop. Like, literally stop. She can't. She's in a cult. So how do we get somebody out of

a cult? But that's, okay, so we tried to go in with a sleeper cell. We was like, you go to the church and see. But she said, I had to leave. They was too inviting. She said, I could see why somebody would get stuck. So our sleeper cell had to leave. Yeah, she said, I gotta go. I can't keep going to this. You gotta go.

Were they cooking oxtails? Like, I think they be cooking and they got a big old house they be cooking oxtails and stuff they do be because if you put a good plate in front of me you got a nice couch but ten thousand dollar couch that you're gonna buy it wasn't a love sack either i'm not buying a couch yeah i don't have a couch for the lord yeah no i don't have this they be having parties at their house what kind of parties i don't know look like a cult party to me i feel like he is making a gang of women to follow him it was a lot of women it's a lot of women mostly women and that was the thing about the the the jim jones guy it was mainly women who were in this cult which is weird because

i feel like men it can they get caught up in like so men are in cults too but they don't know that they're cults men cults is like fantasy football yes fantasy football thursday night sunday night They're not flying them to Dubai to do their dress. Well, that's the problem. I feel like when you're a woman, you can get flown out, all these things. You can't tell a man, we're about to go to Dubai. What are we going to do? Yeah.

What are we going to do when we get there? 12, 60 men. What are we going to do? Ooh, this is a good question. You can't take 60 men to Dubai. Would you go to Dubai? Would you? If your church was like, we're going to Dubai.

We're flying you out. What if they was like, we got you an apartment in Dubai? He said that. He said that's gay. Okay. Amen. Amen. You gotta be good at this all the time.

Hey, you can't be gay for the Lord. You can be gay for the Lord. You can be gay for the Lord. The Lord likes him gay. No, not his Lord, okay? Oh, okay. Not that denomination. There's a straight Lord.

Okay, straight Jesus. So your friend is in a cult. Yes. Clear, you can't get her out. No. I mean, when someone is in a cult, what's the best way? What's the protocol? yeah what's the protocol so okay so we had i have my friend in la she the cult girl went to la and

my friend still had her location on girl when you didn't i'm so sorry um you have to be cold girl sorry you just have to be you have to so the her best best friend went to la and was like i still have a location i'm gonna pull up on her okay and i was like okay what what's gonna go on she said she pulled up on her and the girl looked shook she was like why are you here like what are you doing and she was like well you haven't answered any of us you won't talk to us and she said she was like okay i'll just call you tomorrow i'll call you tomorrow she never called her she said what are you doing here she said what are you doing here that's scary i mean her last was 2018 oh she's so pretty she's so pretty that's why they got her so you're saying there's no ugly

people in the cult no that's well it may be this specific and then when i see the man's comments it's like this lady is always in there like take tell them how you abandoned your other family for your new family i'm like this is a mess this is actually now this is sad mess but now my question is oh you said she calls them the prophets so she don't call them my pastor she doesn't say she calls them both she calls the one the lady her spiritual mother and she calls the other one the prophet and that was years ago so i don't know what she calls him now she might call him something else now sorry sorry if i'm getting it wrong creflo dollar just was it creflo just went to just went to jail for all of this crazy stuff he was also a pastor in like flashy suits

and like they sent him to church and i think he bought a helicopter he had the church he was like hey i need a new private jet um because this one is old and they tithe but that's what happens he'll tell them that he needs to go to a vacation for a week so that he can get more people and they will pay for it the church my pastor was not going on no vacations he was in men's warehouse he was very very humble his car was just all right his home was right next to the church it was chill he was living like the lord yeah yeah but you wouldn't follow him to dubai no no you wouldn't because i'm like how are we getting there he wasn't asking nobody to go to dubai either but if you're trying to start a cult they you know people like flashiness yeah they like nowadays

you know they like things that like they're like oh that's pretty you got regular stuff that i got i'm not following you yeah no no no no have cool glasses you don't have he doesn't even have yeah you don't even have the jim jones uh yeah he did have some like you know not i wouldn't say flashy glasses but they were definitely glasses but he had charisma oh okay well he was pretending to you know bite off of the other black pastors he was mirroring the problem is i feel like cults have been around so long haven't we heard this all before right it doesn't matter when i'm telling you when you down and out when you looking when you looking for a sign get the bible app what you what the bible app it'll send you a verse at eight o'clock a.m i'm not i i'm sorry that's

too new age you have to get the actual bible i think you actually said the time i'm not reading the Bible through Kindle. Okay. You got to actually open the book. I'm saying now you're not listening to me. Okay. Sorry. If I was reading the Bible, it's not going to be on a handheld thing. I'm opening the book. I'm opening the book. You do everything on your phone. You can't just read a little verse. I think they took it too far when they started putting church on zoom and on the Bible on the phone. That's where we lost, we lost the way. You think we lost the So we can't Zoom in the church? No.

What? You have to show up for the church. So sometimes I turn on the TV a little bit and maybe I'll mute if I got something else going on. You watch Joel Osteen? No, I'll be watching the church in Harlem. There's a church in Harlem I watch sometimes. I don't know. Sometimes I just Google fun church.

And then. And that is, see. Fun church. No, Amber. I love that. You are mess. Black for fun church. Fun black church.

Put it in TikTok. Mess. Fun church for blacks. And then it'll come up. And then sometimes I'll get a little word in, and then I just listen to the same two Kirk Franklin songs, and then I call it a Sunday. The same two Kirk, which ones?

That's it. Stomp. And melodies from heaven. You are in. I don't know if your prayers are being answered. Oh, they're being answered. Oh. Because I was like, if they're not. Slowly.

Actually, I'm not sure. Actually, I'm not sure. They're being answered. I'm not sure. Oh, wait. Actually, I'm. And the worst thing is, okay, this is my tea with you, Sarah. New name.

so she stole my cousin's name who was her best friend and I'm like could you have picked any other name but anyway you can't steal a Sarah Sarah is for everybody and that's for the street then you should have picked somebody else that's like you joining a cult and they ask you what you want your new name to be and you pick Marie

well ain't there somebody in the bible named Marie it's Mary yeah Mary Marie that is not the same Miss Mary Mac all dressed in black black black that was a baddie too miss mary mack shout out to miss mary mack okay so marie if i was in a cult

would you come and get me uh how deep are you in i would i would i think we would all pull up and come get you okay you have you two have a community i would say that would come and get y'all i would get my sister to grab you by the back of the neck like you were a cat send your brother in there and he would distract the devil with his great doing a roundhouse kick on the pastor not distract the devil roundhouse kick on the devil and then and then cindy would be like what are you doing here in her long skirt yeah do you think she would be the type to say there's nothing wrong um i think cindy would be like i just i don't know i feel like cindy would be like I just, I like it here.

No, I wouldn't. First of all, I would be like. I'm trying to figure my stuff out. Yeah, I'm just trying to figure it out at home. Figure out the house. No, I would be like. We got caught at the house. I would be like young thug on the phone when he was in jail with Wham.

I'm like, nah, I'm telling. Listen, I didn't drag everybody in. They grandmama, okay? What to do with you? I'd be like that. Nicki Minaj, that ass. In the cold. I would have been talking about everybody and everyone that's in the cult.

If you were in a cult. I'm like, you see, they got the nerve with them, linked over new balances. They tried to give me a new balance. And that's when I said, this might not be the cult for me. I would be on the phone with you, Marie. Can you imagine you fighting for a heel in a cult? You're like, do you have any heels? I would be talking shit.

I'd be like, did I get a black heel? I said, now the meals are cute. The meals are cute. The meals are cute. The meals are cute. Three squares. When they asked me to buy the $10,000 couch, I said, I might need to get a friend. I need to get a friend in here.

Are you taking the apartment in Dubai? I would. If you asked me this eight months ago when I didn't have an apartment, oh, I would have prayed for a cult that's being part of my apartment. Actually, I have a lead on an apartment. It's in a cult, but it is in Dubai. Honestly, I love it, but it's a mess. Cindy, you couldn't, like, love in Dubai, though.

You'd have to not be gay. You ought to be straight in Dubai. Oh, yeah, you can't be gay in Dubai. Or am I rent-paid? Oh, yeah, I'm straight. But your rent is paid in Dubai. Your people are in New York. You would be miserable out there.

It's got to be some secret lessons in Dubai. With my rent paid? So I'm there. Am I working? You wouldn't be doing anything. You working with the cult? Yeah, you wouldn't be doing what the prophets is telling you to do. And now that's the other thing I don't know.

I don't know what she does when she gets to these places. I'm just getting, oh, I'm in Dubai. I don't know what the intangibles are. so so if you called her she wouldn't answer if you call she won't pick up at all if you text her she won't respond what if you sent her a voice i stopped telling her happy birthday probably like a year or two ago because she slowly but surely stopped answering what if you sent her a voice note like we're in a cult you're in a cult girl we're just thinking about you she would look at it and then the worst thing is that she looks at everything people send her and then she doesn't

reply we sent her a voice note so we thought so we have a theory and if you see this prove us wrong by talking to us and coming in public she we were like are they running her social media now probably because oh yeah probably because why would they allow her if she's in a cult why would they allow her to have access to talk to the strangers in the family think they're running her social media well because it just it started to be about it was like her she would be her sister's birthday parties her family stuff and then it slowly became all about them and then it became like she's posting stuff but she's in what she's posting in somebody else's recording So I'm like, where are we?

I need that. I need a social media manager. Join the cult to have a social media manager. Listen, I'm so tired of like picking up my phone and thinking about, I got to post. I got somebody else. So they're paying for my rent. Okay. And they're taking care of my social media.

I didn't think about it like this. And they're filming the content too. And free meals, maybe. Does she get to wear what she wants or is she dressed in like how they dress? We don't know now. She was at first, but then I saw them at their house with matching t-shirts on. I don't know. I don't know what they're doing.

Christmas? Like the matching t-shirt. The pajamas? Like all of the girls in the church have on a matching t-shirt, but then they, the prophets, they have on like fancy clothes, but everybody else is dressing down. Nobody is, I've, what I've noticed is it doesn't seem like anybody is allowed to be overdressed above them, like dress better than them.

Now, is this the extra long t-shirts or? Is it giving choir roles? It's giving choir roles, yes. I don't like that. I don't like it. This is scary, friend. But also, like, if you are actually, because if the worst thing about this is us annoying you, have fun, girl. Literally, we're all having fun.

Sorry, boo. Okay, so now it's not a cult. Nah. It is a cult. But if she's having fun. So should we get all of our followers to start spamming the. Y'all, spam the page and they will block you. But just keep trying.

Literally, or just go. They will block you. Be strong. Be strong, though, because they are having a good time in there. So be strong. We are not going to Maryland. so they don't have to worry about us. Y'all would never pull up in Baltimore.

You do not have to worry about us. That'll do it. Really? That'll do it. Y'all want to pull up in Baltimore for a quick little function. No. For church?

No. I will pull up to Baltimore for another function. Maybe a function. Something fun. No, if I'm booked to do a show there. We'll swing by. Swing by.

We'll swing by. Maybe we could have a mess live next to the church. The cult. Yeah, for the youth. okay wait so what was the other thing that you wanted to say was mess my other mess is that I used to work for an OnlyFans girl who is now having her mother run her page when you say used to work what was you doing lubing her body down so I didn't do any I've actually never met

this woman in person i just run her instagrams and her all her pages so i'm not oiling or videoing anything i would just post for her like maybe i'm a cult leader i would just be posted for her she picks whatever she wants to post for every day so it's a seven day a week a gig is it good is it good money every day not as much as she's making but it's good money it's enough for me not to quit how much you think she's making in like a year oh she knows exactly oh i know exactly how much we met an OnlyFans girl uh manager um at a SNL party and he was saying she was making 28 million a year or something oh then she's the top of the top there's one girl Sophie Rain that makes three million a month she does not make three million yes she does three million

dollars no way she can make three she is the top creator on all of OnlyFans three million months this is what this girl made i'm gonna tell you what is she doing yeah i'm not rolling my eyes the biggest tea with the top girls is that they are not doing what the other girls are doing they are a lot of the younger um booty girls sorry i call y'all booty girls they are selling the thought of them starting to have sex so they're like i'm a virgin like la la so men will follow them like oh when's the first time they're gonna post a porno and then they just don't so it's kind of like it's it's kind of like um what do you call it it's uh when you oh it's called edging yes that's what it is they're edging yes so i'm gonna show y'all this

because i can't say it on camera men are so gullible so that is what she made this year but the year's not over so it's september the number at the top of the blue i feel like i made that before where is it oh it's gone it's gone friend wow but now this is this is she had a busy this is also a creator that doesn't try very hard so like i'll be texting her like hey we gotta we gotta post something and she just be like she just like me for real yes honestly sydney and marie honestly she has the same energy as y'all she said i don't feel like doing this i really don't want to do anything you showed me well you you showed me the only fan yes and i was like oh i should be paying because you showed me um and well yeah she i mean easy easy stuff yeah and the

things that they post online are not like they'll just do a handstand or like i can't do that but like every day they don't miss a day of posting a headstand i mean but they're doing them against the wall i could make three million dollars a month i think so i think so because also there's not a lot of black creators on OnlyFans. And there might be a reason why. Well, it might not be making that type of money. There is a reason why because we just not willing to do some of those things. We have

dignity and pride. That's true. And self-esteem. I mean, I don't have that much pride. Me neither. Me neither. I've done so much for OnlyFans. Oh my God. I mean, but they pay for anything. Like, there is one

guy that the girl I used to work for probably like a year or two ago. He would message her every day and pay her $1,000 a day just to tell him when he could drink his own cum. $1,000 a day? And every day,

I would have to say, go ahead, Larry. Wait, so you were responding to him? Yes, I'm responding, but I'm not getting none of the money. Not of that money. The tip money? No, he's tipping $1,000 a day.

Every day he's drinking his own cum? $1,000 a day. Do you really think he's drinking his own stuff? He did it on camera. He did it on video. He sent it on video. Oh, so you got to see that?

Yes, you see him. it was every day he would go and mind you you need to get paid more friend thank you you hear that well you need to speak up for yourself you gotta join the only fans union sis where is your union but you know what the job takes me probably an hour a day so sometimes i feel bad to watch well but that's why i passed on the messages to her mom because now she need to see that now the mom is watching larry drink this well how much is the mom making probably less than me sorry less than me less than i was now you do your family worse you like okay it's true what is it about that but it's also like your family trying to get a cut is something that

it's like you should be just doing but you know what it is i think she i think she funds her family in a way that's like okay if you're doing this you're gonna get your little three hundred dollars and there you go i'm glad i don't even deal with these people because imagine if they well sometimes i do be getting a text and i'm like say what but yeah imagine if i was very close to my family well the people that i would give money to they have all passed away but if i did like if i did have to fund my oh it would be stressful it would i would but i think that's why she can't find the energy sometimes because she's like the more money i make i will take the thousand dollars a day me too this i'll tell you when to drink it i'll tell you when to drink it every day there

was one man that offered her twenty thousand dollars for a meetup i said what if i just show up twenty thousand dollars for a meetup is not enough that sounds like you know for me that day I was like, what if I just show up, Robert? He was a professor at... What? How do you know if that's real? Wait, the person that I wanted to meet is a professor at... He sure is. How do you know? He could be lying.

He's on LinkedIn, babe. Wait, they're putting the LinkedIn to their OnlyFans account? We looked him up on LinkedIn. Some of these people are not using their fake names. They're doctors. You would be surprised. You are so dumb. I'm not surprised.

Got a whole family talking about, do you want to meet up? I'll send you $20,000 right now. The whole family? I mean, he has a whole family. Then I need $20,000 from each family member. The baby, the mom, the son, grandma got to give me $20,000. For the meet up? For the meet up.

Damn, I met up with people for $0. Think of all the people we met for free. Oh, you know what? But then $20,000 can't not be enough. I'd have met some people for free. Well, I hope you. For a matter of fact, it wasn't even free. I was paying.

You left out a deficit. Remember, don't say that. We're cutting that out. It's a man up $60 on me. We're also bleeping this. We're bleeping all this stuff out because we can't have. I want all of it in there. But if they're offering 20K.

They got it. I'm afraid of what you're going to do when you meet me. I didn't care. I said, what if she just shows up as a black woman? What if she's like. But they don't like black. They really don't. The girls I work for are from the south.

They don't like black. That's the title of the episode. They don't like black. I made a mistake and put a black emoji I had cause you know my emojis don't change

so I had made a made a mistake and put a little black piece on they was like what is that they said who is that I was like oh but I would ask that

cause where is these black hands coming from I had to just say that my emojis are in blackface oh and they were like oh they said okay

they said see this they said did somebody steal your phone I said what happened they were like it was a black emoji

I said oh I made a mistake I'm so sorry. Then I'm sitting there black like, oh, God, is that serious? Amber, I don't think you're getting enough money for that. No. And I think I have PTSD, honestly. Hold on. You should.

So you were responding to all her messages or she had multiple people responding to her messages? So at this time, I was responding to every message. I was posting every day, responding to messages, editing video. Editing video? Editing video. I got to edit a video today. I'm so sorry. It's lit, girl.

You camping though. You won't see this. You won't see this. They starting to shoot the videos with the Metaglasses now. And those files are too big, babe. The files are too big. I want to say, those Metaglasses, when used correctly, are fucking cool. My girlfriend has them, and she was like, can we use, you know what, never mind.

Only this! So then they come up steamy. I was like, yo, these, it's in really good. Just let me blur, let me blur your heads out. You know, there's some OnlyFans girls that don't show their face the whole time. There's one girl. She makes probably like $900,000 a month. She does not show her face at all.

$900,000 a month? $900,000. And the thing is, but she goes through so many people because as soon as you don't blur one second of her video, you are fired. And she's getting somebody else. She said, I need people with attention to detail. Yeah, but I already got my money, though. People don't care. That's why.

It's like a revolving door. Oh, so you have to blur her face out. Uh-huh. Every frame. So if you don't blur, you're getting fired. You get fired. If you miss a frame, you're gone. well yeah the whole my whole gimmick is people don't know who i am exactly and i would definitely

mess that up but people are crazy as many grammatical errors and i think they would know it was you what do you mean i think you have a distinct like vibe and voice what the fuck does that mean she's saying that if you were blurring your face they would know it was you i was talking about editing somebody else oh no you edited but the problem is after you've seen so many dicks and vaginas and tights, anal and plugs. You like, babe, I don't care. And why don't they make an app that's like,

okay, I pick this face and you blur the face the whole thing. Why am I doing keyframes? Why am I doing that? Well, what do you have? Are you using this on Canva? I don't do, I don't know. Are you using this on Adobe? I don't know what her mother does now. I don't do that no more. Canva, they don't have those type of capabilities on Canva. I'm screaming.

So I had to literally be sent a Android phone because android is the only people that have an app where you can pick a face and it blurs it the whole time iphone does not have that app yet this is a great this is a great plug for android yes this is how they should be promoting android android the camera android actually has so many apps and i know this from working this job that you cannot get on iphones now amber let's talk about this how does one become a manager for cum juice and but like whatever the only fans how do you like who saw you at a bar and was like hey we like she can do this so this is what

happened so this is what happened so i was before a babysitter and i had tore my achilles uh-huh and i could not work and my friend was like hey i found a social media manager job on facebook but wait wait wait this is so this is not on linkedin this is no this is they posting this on facebook instagram stories instagram stories why is this not coming up on my feed you gotta you gotta you gotta first of all you gotta join you gotta join the atlanta professional women's group atlanta professional women's group is where we found it so my friend is in this group on facebook and she was like i'm gonna help you find a job i found this social media post but it's vague it's not saying the company she's my best friend her name is also amber i love you girl she is my

best friend um two ambers one cup two ambers one cup it's so great she sent it to me and she was like let me know what it is so i messaged them and then i was like girl this is scam they messaged me back instantly and she was like yes they were like oh but can you hop on a call in 30 minutes I was like 30 okay and I just told y'all I'm not a same-day friend so I was like getting anxious I was like I don't know so I let them call me they're like we want to do full disclosure we do porn I said that's the opening line opening line we do disclosure comma we do porn but it's remote and we make the job tailored to your phone so you never have to do anything but be on your phone I love that

I would have signed up for this It's a perfect job We do porn You don't have to be in it No Okay And they pay me for 40 hours But it probably takes me

Like six to seven hours a week To do this job Listen Somebody listening to this right now Needs a job Because they don't have An apartment in Dubai Also OnlyFans girls

If you need somebody To just post for you Please hit me up Please I need more money But you said the mom The mom doing it now The mom doing the messages now

So why don't you want to Why you don't want To take that back over I can't do the messages anymore because when you, so you're answering 200 plus messages a day, every day, picture, picture, picture if you had 200 DMS every day that you had to answer everyone. They want you to answer every single one because people are buying videos. So it's like people are like, send me 36 through 40, send me videos one, two, and three.

So you got to send the videos and then you got to act like you like these people. You got to be like, Oh, they might ask for a dick rating. They might ask for a custom video. Okay. Well, let's talk about dick ratings. Boom. since we have an expert in the studio what's a good dick a good dick is one that looks better than the ones i see every day um because i i'm i'm thinking the ones the ones that look good

are not giving up that they're not no the people don't have to i want y'all to know the men are only fans they are 50 plus or and and the young men that are on instagram they're not showing the dicks no it's it's it's little buddy and the chode brothers it's the chode brothers you know wider than it is long it's it's looking like maybe pastrami sandwich is giving me what is that i'm gonna throw up do i don't even know what pastrami they have things they have moles they have and some of them want you to be mean they're like i want you to be as mean as because i told this one guy like his length was an eight he was like i know you're fucking lying my dick is little and i've always known that give me a real fucking dick rating so i had to literally

be like okay two out of ten and he was like thank you so much thank you so much and we have a somebody finally who's honest somebody honest yes they it's girth with grooming size and um visual yeah she grades on the the grooming as well i think you could get into this you you would make so much money just being mean yeah i don't want to respond to 200 dick pics a day well then you hire her then you hire me and then i do it and then you make i see the business i I see the vision. I see the vision. She.

She. She. Shit. You know what? Well, the girl I used to work for. $900,000 a month. The girl I used to work for had two men answer her messages. And they kill.

The men do way better than the women because the women are trying to be nice. Yeah, the men are like, send the dick now. I'm like, oh. Is that what they want? Send it. Send it. Send it. Amber.

Now, you don't have to say exactly how much money you were making, but what's the ballpark? Not enough. So, I mean, she was paying me like $35 an hour for 40 hours a week. It's not enough. All the money that she was making? It's not enough. Girl, you got to know your worth, your value. I can't say nothing to her because by 9 a.m., I'm done the job.

The job is done. I done forgot the job. So, you wake and bake. You wake up to this. When I say I wake, roll a blunt, and post on her three Instagrams, two Facebooks, two YouTubes, two Twitters, her clapper, her fed life, and then I roll and go to bed. But then you got to see Rumpelstiltskin dicks. I don't anymore. I don't do the messages anymore.

Now I'm only socials. And when I was doing OnlyFans and socials, she was paying me more, but now I'm only doing socials. Now I'm only posting. So I don't see no dicks no more. Thank God. By the grace. I love that for you. By the grace.

So you said 35 times 40. No taxes, though. That's not enough. They giving you cash? That's not enough. They giving me cash. But then she pays me a bonus at the top of the month for whatever, a percentage of whatever she made that month.

Bonus? Wait, so this is for the month? At the top of the month, I get- That's for the month. Yeah, so then at the top of the month- That's rent. You can get a nice little high rise. That's what I'm telling you.

And then at the top of the month, she pays me a bonus of 5% of whatever she made that month. Oh, now that's who you need to lead with that. I didn't want to lead with it because I want people to think I'm broke. What's 5% of 900,000? She ain't making that. honey if you make 900,000

I'm telling you that month you will never hear from me again babe I'm gonna go I'm going to go yo Amber

now we all now we all are gonna be applying for your job you know that right please take it I would love for you to take it

because I can't the duality of me running OnlyFans and then having to pick children up in the afternoon is too much oh that's sick

girl you doing OnlyFans and you still nannying yeah sometimes I gotta be like dicks and I'm like shut up dicks

girl girl get to a nanny that can do both amber yeah i don't so the funny thing is i don't have to babysit anymore but when i'm like what are you paying for after i hurt my i don't know so i like i am a capricorn and i just am never i'm always like but i could make more money but what are you doing with the money but you know i don't know i just have it and then sometimes i can buy boots but you know are those gucci no time no and you know what's the worst part about it i with my newfound money

i just sit with it because i get anxious that i'll spend it all it's like there's no in between none okay that's a lie so i can either so i'm either saving her because i'm i'm over here i'm done so in this moment this month i'm saving because i'm trying to move so i'm in a girl you should have enough money to move now so i do have enough money moved but now i'm like okay if i move or I could just buy a bunch of clothes. You're not making sense right now.

Why? Let's talk. This is enough money to buy an apartment. Let me see. But I'm not getting that all at one time. I need that in a lump sum.

Let me tell you what you need to do if you really want a big lump. Okay. You got to start doing OnlyFans. I can't.

Yes, yeah. Put your boot on the table with the toes peeking out. But I think I'm Goofy Coochie. I think I can.

Goofy Coochie. That's your username. That's your new that's the name. Goofy Coochie. And you know how white guys do. They love that. They love a silly bitch.

I wouldn't know what to do. You already know what to do. You've been doing it. Okay, but she's doing pussy spreading, and then she's got the big tits, and she's like jiggling them. I can't. And then you just show your tits.

And the real, the real, will you want me to call my brother to choreograph a dance? He can be the director. Wait, a naked breakdance could do numbers. The real money is in collabing with other girls, And I'm not that like friendly

You are so friendly I'm friendly because I like you guys And I think you're funny Like to girls They have to be very fake And be like Oh I'm gonna fly to

Arizona to meet you For the first time And then we're gonna have sex And take a video I can't do that I can't do that Fly to Arizona She's somewhere camping

With a girl right now And they shooting content The whole time I hope so Please They're getting splinters In their ass The albums are running low

Please Huh I have to pick from These albums every day They're running low I need her to put You know Put some new stuff in there.

Yo, Amber, you really did show up with not one, but two. Actually, a couple messes because I heard NYU. We are so fed. We are so fed. We are so, this is lovely. I think, I want to, you know what? Whenever somebody asks to do the pod, we are sending them your episode. And that's an example.

They're like, if you can't come like this. This is the standard. Don't come. This is the standard. Like, we don't even need to do a message. You was naming names. Yeah, you are a man. I'm a namer of names.

I'm a namer of names. Girl, we might need to sign. You need to sign an NDA with us. You think so? With us. Okay, okay. I won't tell none of y'all. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm signing a death row. With just us. A death row record. I don't trust you. I'm not telling my business. But I'm only telling them business because I'm trying to get her out of a cult.

Oh, that's good. You should get her out of a cult and into the OnlyFans. Hey. But that's a cult too. It is. But at least she's got the money to go for it. At least she gets to dress in outside of a long t-shirt. Yeah, but the thing is, I'm calling it a cult.

Meanwhile, the girl I work for has gone to the Netherlands this year. She's gone everywhere. She goes everywhere. So good for you, girl. The traveling cult. She's a traveler. So, hey, shout out to her. Is she platinum in Delta?

She's got to be diamond. Oh, she said she only flies Delta and JetBlue. And she said, I am an avid visitor of the Sky Lounge. And she loves it. She's always first class, period. Period. Period. I mean, if I was doing OnlyFans, I'm not sitting in coach.

Yeah, why would... Coach is for the people who are buying my OnlyFans. Exactly. No, honestly, they taking the bus. The people who are buying the OnlyFans, that's bus energy. You think it's bus energy? If you got $1,000 a day, you not taking the bus. But we don't know if that's coming out of his child's trust.

I don't know. That's the Kennedy. Yeah. You sounding... You are so free. today I'm worn out I'm tired I need to be restored

I need you to release the names I need to know the names of the people more than the Epstein list you need to release the list if I release the list of the men subscribed and the things I've seen men say and the rappers and we might need to do a part two

I'm going to say a name and you tell me if you saw his Kodak Black no no I don't think she's his type but I don't know if Kodak could keep it together long enough to go through the app it gets complicated you gotta the app is complicated because they'll be texting me text questions they're like how do I get to I'm like hey you gotta go there okay so I have a question what is the most common thing that you would see when you were like the most common thing that men would say or like request yeah something that you know is used over and over so it would be

why don't you do anal there were sir it would be why don't you do anal and then it would always be so she stopped doing like she only does simple customs no penetration only things that can be a minute only with a vibrator but people always request a video saying their name that's always a request like can you do but it'll be something it'll be whatever saying my name like this one guy was like can you take a video of you shaving and saying my name can you take a video of you doing a handstand saying my name can you take a video of you getting out of the shower and wiping off and being dry saying my name well why don't you just use like some do ones for these like generic names and already have

them ready I think it's the black they don't like the black on there I'm telling you I think it's a racist app they don't like I'm telling you black people don't do well on OnlyFans except for the top creators friend did you hear me i said why don't she do like generic like use these names well because their names be jebediah oh i would never have thought that i thought i thought it would be like i thought it would be farmers nick there you know it's a lot of there's a lot of johns there's a lot of jays there's a lot of eric james yes james there's a lot james james why are pointed to me you don't no we we know a james but oh you know he's not a top spender he's not a top spender girl i am full yeah i'm tired for the mess i didn't realize my life was so messy

till i got here no you knew it was okay you wanted to do this fair fair fair you were watching that man you were watching larry once a day do what larry do with a straw oh with a belt around his neck i forgot oh what kind of belt leather of course like what else would it be was it like a dolce gabbana kenneth cole friend that goes with jeff if you meet a man with a kenneth cole belt run he's a freak that's a red flag if they spend too long on their lunch break they are drinking their own cum and i'll end it there who's doing it at work he was i mean this is every day so he would be in he would be in business clothes in a like hotel room it looked like every hotel room day it looks like a hotel

room every day but then think about how many people would he ever would you ever tell him put an ice cube in it ew you're gonna put it on ice my thing is how many people have come from their lunch break with cum breath like other people is that i think people are doing sorry okay I've had enough I'm done I'm finished actually I'm finished we're gonna end it

right there at come breath come breath Amber tell everybody where they can follow you guys please follow me at am.com

on everything A-M-B-D-O-T-C-O-M and also please follow at judgy series on TikTok and Instagram they have a YouTube but I don't know

what it is so sorry Amber you could do OnlyFans yeah for sure my whole days are over I'm done doing this episode

people hopefully will listen to it maybe also I'll make a free one if enough of y'all comment that i should and you give me a dollar thank you so much a dollar listen one dollar just a dollar a day you two can support if i get 40 000 people to give me one dollar i'm not supporting it do your pitch and i'll do the background music go ahead put your flashlights

on hi do you want to see just regular a regular lady doing regular things sometimes she'll go outside sometimes she'll walk down the street sometimes she'll make chocolate milk i'm no i'm no way. I'm no way. Why y'all give me the African spiritual music? Sydney did that. I was singing Sarah McLachlan. That's the dead puppy music. Yes, for just a dollar a day. I'm being foolish. Okay,

we gotta go. Goodbye, y'all. Oh, and don't forget to keep leaving reviews on Spotify and Apple and keep sending messages. And our next live show is October 12th. I think. Yes, I believe

so. Anyway, come see us. It's at Union Hall. We'll see you. Yay, bye. Love you guys. It was so fun. Yay. Jizz on the rocks.

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