MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Drop Ya Box in the DropBox!

Episode Date: April 24, 2020

Back with another quarantine episode this week where Sydnee and Marie discuss how they're dealing with their mental health during this time, how they're maintaining their hair and how they celebrated National Nudes Day! Listen now!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

forever dog hello guys wait am i too loud hello lovers hey hi so you got a cat eye on for this i do you have a shoulder man i was like let me just do a little bit of something something for the zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom just shake your But I'm just trying to get up and take a shower and put on makeup to motivate me to do shit. Because otherwise, I'll literally just lay on my back like I do when I have sex. Like you be doing. Okay. Like you be doing when you have sex.

You know, I'll just lay back and be like, ah. Nah. I mean, it's different positions. Is there a position that you can do on your stomach? is that also a position that yeah yeah yeah so sometimes you do that sis sure right that's just like lazy doggy style now isn't it lazy doggy you put a little pillow under your stomach what you talking about you're not even on your knees for it yeah i got bad knees i used to run track yeah i got these old ass uh 1990 something knees um yeah you always got your back arched

i don't even know what sex is anymore it's canceled sex is not canceled so don't do that okay don't talk about sex like that you're right you're right uh marie what are you doing to stay motivated motivational speaker i haven't really been doing anything i'm not making myself do anything i'll i'll get up in the morning and do my little morning pages if i remember you know like get up and like write a page of just like free thought and i'll be like i'm gonna do this today and i'll write all this stuff out and then i won't do any of it and then i go to bed and we try it again tomorrow you know yeah because it's easy to feel bad about the stuff that you're not doing but we don't take into effect that like maybe i washed all the dishes in my sink finally

that counts as something oh honey i am being a certified adult yes it took me you know 12 15 years to get it right but i am using the dishes and then washing them after or using the dishes and washing them the next day and not letting them pile up for weeks like i used to um not waiting for my roommate to just wash them um i'm sweeping i've like you know sweeping weekly just sprucing up the place i'm on amazon just buying up shit spending money make my home no make my house a home make my home a house whatever you call it um i'm doing i'm doing what i need to do to just when we get out of this i don't want to look worse feel worse not believe in myself or my surroundings so i'm working i'm working on myself internally okay that is my mission

it only took a pandemic okay wow yeah can you get the broom and show us your technique um well i got the broom from grove hey grove oh yes grove i got a little brush I mean I got me a little broom And it came with a little Dust pan too So I'm sweeping up I'm being a lady I don't even know Grove had brooms

I got my sponge My sponge is from Grove So that I'll be washing my dishes Shout out to Grove Yeah look at you Yeah you know I got a new rug Just buying lights What's your house inspiration

like what you are you bohemian are you like a colorful bold color queen are you doing jewel tones are you giving us college dorm realness let's talk about it friend what's the aesthetic college dorm realness i think i am yeah because everything is like mitch and matt mixed and matched and i think the stuff that's in my room does not reflect how old i am like i'll i'll get a dresser that has like a blue door and then it like the type of dresser it is it's not like real wood it's fake wood it's particle board yeah it's like he's i'm gonna get a new dresser that i got that one on um during black friday and that was my fault and it was super cheap and then it broke it literally broke maybe three or four weeks after so that was my fault so i'm gonna buy a real

wood dresser that looks appropriate for an older lady like myself an old young lady I have a vanity, I have mirrors I have like tons of stuff going on in this little ass room so I need to work on that

I'm gonna have to do I'm gonna have to Marie Kondo some shit I'll come over there and get rid of some stuff Marie Faustin some stuff I don't know about Marie Kondo but Marie Faustin I mean I'll come over there and just roast all your belongings until you throw it all away okay that's fine re-fosted method uh let's let's talk about

highlight of the week highlight of the week it was national nudes day and bitch when i talk about nude on nude on nude i was sending it to the group and i didn't look back sydney was ready to send some nudes to somebody because somebody sent me a nude and told me it was national nude day i i dropped it in the group chat sydney was perfect sydney had david la chapelle already in she had ann lebowitz she had all of these photographers just ready to go to take these black and white artistic jc penny nudes i was completely caught off guard the the speed that your nudes hit the group chat after i dropped that national nude day in the i was like oh wow marie let's talk about it we were on the phone while you you told me that it was national news

day and while we were on the phone i started getting undressed because i was like well so don't don't do that uh don't do that you knew you knew i was gonna you're agreeing i'm it's not about me not knowing i'm saying you did it so fast and you're just confirming that because we were on the phone when you started getting butt naked i'm sorry i'm speedy gonzalez when it's when it's time to do art when it's time to inspire you hoes i'm so sorry andrew yo you got any news i got you didn't send andrew your news oh you want me to send it to you right now no because i saw on our last recording you just popped out your nipple every every other second oh he said he's already seen the goods he don't he said he's not interested i have not seen your vagina though

no i didn't have it i didn't i didn't put that on there oh okay that might have been too much i was covering it okay do you want to see her cooch shut up marie no it's okay he was like i didn't he's like i've seen your tits i haven't seen your vagina though so well let me show let me put it in the drop box okay drop your box in the drop box drop your box in a drop box okay so i'm gonna send it to you wait i don't actually andrew are you afraid of vagina let's talk about i don't we'll see i mean we're live on recording so i feel like i need to give you a good response i don't want to see a vagina but i'm not sending you vagina why would you think that i would be sprawled out like little kim's hardcover freaking album okay because i've already seen your boobs

in person too oh andrew andrew sounds like he has a complaint for hr he's trying to say that is always out and it makes him very uncomfortable as a gay white man you better take this body we get to see lizzo's body all over the place i've never seen lizzo's pussy lips yeah we've never seen her yeah no i've also i don't think i've ever seen her nipples oh wait no we did see it didn't we see in hustlers no no she was barely in hustlers don't do that no but when she when she ran in and she was like ushers here was her nipples not out no i don't think so no okay okay i sent it to you andrew say we need your response okay let's see oh wow okay okay what this is crazy i feel like i feel like you could almost post this black and white

one on the feed if you just like did like a cute little like emoji over the net or something wait turn your phone around let me see which one she sent you this one mm-hmm like that's that's really good sydney's giving us uh like pop star yeah i i feel like rolling stone magazine the backdrop needs needs some work well yeah that door looked like a particle whoa the door looked like it was a black friday door hey guys so sorry that i'm not you know living in the best apartment ever i'm living where i can live but just find just find like a blank wall to do it in front of no just like you gotta go on amazon and order like some photography backdrops you know what i mean get some green screens in there yeah that way you could be like

that on a cloud or you could be like that surrounded by llamas you know what i mean you could that you could put mcdonald's on the backdrop and you're just like pow titties out spending money for nudes my body is cute enough whatever the background if you're looking at the fucking background of where my nudes are being taking place then the news are not hitting they not hitting sis they bombing not yours i'm just saying if they're looking at the background okay yeah that's what i'm saying but andrew's not your demographics yeah i'm not i'm not a gay man it's not the demographic he's looking at the whole the whole aesthetic i'm looking i'm looking at the interior design as a gay man would yeah listen will and grace andrew if you showed me

your dick i wouldn't be like ew i don't want to see it if it looked good i would be like okay work daddy okay okay but the difference is the difference is that you've sucked dick before i've never touched a vagina i've never seen i'm sorry andrew says shut your slutty ass up he don't want see your cooch sis you know let me tell you andrew i have not sucked dick in over seven years therefore me sucking dick has been deleted i don't remember what a dick feels like in my mouth so you better come together and you better say sorry no but also anything that happened before quarantine deleted okay deleted when we get out of this we're all virgins again except marie yeah thank you thanks okay all right i'm sorry i offended you no i'm not offended i'm just

clarifying the situation so what did you want him to apologize for i don't know it just felt right at the time uh so you know we never know when it's the right time to drop a nude to somebody you're talking to um marie what when do you think it's okay to drop a nude when do i think it's okay to drop a nude when you take a fire ass nude it's time to drop that nude also the person that you talking to is sending you their dick every other day you know when you feel like it pop a titty in the chat break up the break up the uh the blue and white bubbles yeah i mean when do you think is the right time you're saying in terms of like when you start dating somebody when's the right time i don't know i i feel like every time i've tried it's kind of been like tell the listeners

is what's been happening sis what's happened no it's not just like what's happening it's just in general like in like in the past whenever i've sent a nude it just never went that well well what what was the door behind you looking like because maybe fuck you bitch maybe we need to think about the background now no it's not the background it's just literally what was the context of you sending the nude it's like in the beginning you know what you mean what the context is i'm a horny look at my body stay here and and and gaze at all this greatness but sometimes people are at work when they receive nudes and they're just like honey let me tell you when i'm sending these these are not work hours how dare you not safe for work he said i would not send a nude

during the day who's sending daytime afternoon delight nudes i have before and it's like there we go you exactly yes yeah and i'm like okay what the fuck i just sent you something great and why didn't you respond i was like oh i'm sorry i was at work earlier okay so you got you received it you opened it your phone is on your desk yeah respond to it when you see it that i think is the thing that we get into our heads about is like even if we're like oh this is the greatest photo i've ever taken the angle is good there's things in there for scale yeah and then you send it to somebody and you expect an immediate like what's the dream response you send a nude to somebody i'm on my way right andrew what's the dream response i have not taken i think like a

single nude in like the past like two years i don't like taking nudes because i'm like okay let's just like let's just fucking meet up and so but it's difficult during this time of course where it's like there's that's not an option so like okay send me something else and i'm like i literally i don't want to take more nudes i don't know when do you feel yeah but don't you feel like you need to update your nudes if you haven't yeah i think that's what it is andrew your body unchanged yeah i realized that and i do so take it favorite it save it in the archives yes when is the right time to take nudes for you oh during this quarantine i'll wake up i'll walk by the beer and i'm like you know what we should take some dudes well marie sent a picture in the group

and i can't get it out of my head i had to delete it and that means i didn't delete it but i was like wow my friend is hot yo sydney sent me a response to the my the picture that i dropped in the group chat and she said wait that was at like midnight last night dude yeah you didn't delete it I didn't are you looking at it right now damn I was like are you looking at it right now I forget I was like I forget that I'm gay

I'm like I'm like my friend is my sister but goodness gracious she's got some a nice rack yeah under boob is the sexiest boob it is and the thing is is that you know what i don't even care about body it's all about the connection that's what turns me on when we have great conversation not me and you marie but we

do have great conversation but but it's just like i just i just like want somebody to make me feel good that's it i'm not somebody to make you feel like mentally stimulated yeah and emotionally too and financially um so then what is the purpose of the nude if you want somebody to make you feel good well i you know i guys i'm 35 soon i don't know what the fuck my body's gonna look like but eventually all this stuff that i post on instagram is gonna be like out of date for me it's gonna be i'm gonna move past that so i want to just be able to be a hot shot that real quick on the gram i want to i like my body's cute i don't work out and it just it just looks like this so why not bragging huh bragging a brag it is but i'm just i want you to apologize to all the people

who have to work out and their bodies don't look like that i'm sorry guys yeah i'm sorry but i i do have this fear that like I just so happen to look young and hang out with people who are younger than me but at the end of the day I'm going to be 40 before everybody and I don't want to be doing the same shit that I was doing with my young ass friends like right now okay so five years from now was 40 what in the next five years or no flash forward five years what do you want your life to look like let's start with where you live let's start with who you live with let's talk about what your dressing looks like five years into the future paint us a picture in an ideal world 40 i would have liked to own my own place but i don't know i don't know i would like to

just say at 40 like at 40 i would like to own my own place okay i preferably would like to live in a cute area in Brooklyn but living in the city would be nice okay I mean so city is ideal for you then Andrew lives in Chelsea I would I don't have a problem with Chelsea I don't see a lot of women in Chelsea

but yeah he said he said keep your pussy in Brooklyn he said don't you dare exactly I'm sorry that's exactly what I want I don't want to be in a neighborhood with tons of ladies that I might be salivating over

okay the move here he said he will not be meeting you for drinks i don't drink so that's why he's in chelsea he said so 40 you want to own something you want to buy a building you want to own a condo you want to own a brownstone an apartment in a high rise maybe a condo a condo you want something with two bedrooms wash your dryer whisper shut toilet cute i would like a little two-bedroom situation you know i don't know if i'm gonna have kids but an extra room would be nice just in case for bags for a guest oh for a guest you know for for an orgy you never know orgy room yes obviously sydney orgy room imagine you'll be hosting sex parties at 40 sex party friend

who knows maybe who knows I'm not afraid of it you're not what I'm not afraid of it okay I like freaky 40 Sydney freaky 40 Sydney yep that's what it is that's what I'm gonna be mm-hmm I just think like why not why not get older be happy live your life don't care what people think um yeah but these are all things that you could be doing right now you know yeah no absolutely but i i will say that i'm still in the place where i do fucking care i mean we're always gonna care a little bit but i don't know i feel like if something listen if something feels good and it's not hurting anybody do it if it's if it's something like if you're in a situation where someone asks you how they how you feel about something i don't see why people lie i feel like

it's easier to just be honest about how you feel especially in like in terms of situation like relationships and people that you may or may not like like if you like somebody and you're attracted to them and you want them to know that you like them send them a nude or tell them that you like them or ask them out you know it's a like it's life is long life is long so you might as well be happy while you're living the life that you have that's how i feel about it because everything's not gonna make you happy a lot of people are not happy with their jobs or their ugly ass kids or whatever their life situation is but like you know there are things that we can control and i feel like that's how we live our lives like how we talk to people and how we let people talk to us

and who we send our nudes to yes ma'am preach i don't know it's all dumb it's not it's all i mean right now i'm just overthinking everything i'm overthinking everything because i'm just like oh all of our lives are being put on hold right now right but what exactly did i have on fucking uh no it was some i had a couple things but it's just like you had just finished at comedy central and a bunch of stuff was about like was on the horizon and all that stuff is on pause right now so that is real you know andrew you have nothing to add this episode did you ask him a question yeah wait ask me a question

right respond oh okay sorry i'm just being um aggressive no projecting why are you being so why are you so aggressive sexually frustrated i told you i'm horny geez you're projecting that on me yeah well you she wants to move to your neighborhood she wants to send you her nudes she wants you to answer a question Andrew you're younger than us what's going on over

there in young town oh it's just it's just crazy isolation town over here we have really good days and we have very very bad days too you know where it's just like very alone I don't know it's like when all

you have is yourself to just tell yourself crazy things that you feel about yourself you know yeah yeah it's it's it makes you go crazy so what are you doing to like that or like i mean recognizing the fact that it's just like the stories that you're telling yourself um is like step number one um and then just like contacting people that would revalidate the fact that that's not actually reality you know and that this is not the way other people perceive you to be um step number two and just i don't know i don't know it's just crazy right have you been feeling that at all well i'm by myself yeah by myself every single day marie i feel like i really just i see you sometimes well last week there was one day that

i was like okay i wish i could go over there and give her a hug because you did look like you were over it but i feel like you've been doing pretty decent yeah for the most part yeah i've been doing pretty decent but um i don't know carolina walked all the way over here the other day and i saw her and i haven't seen her since the beginning of march and it was like oh like i just miss my friends like i miss hugs i'm not even really a hugger but i miss hugs and i miss happy hour and i miss having conversations with people on the sidewalk and like touching somebody's shoulder like i miss regular ass stuff and some days i'll wake up and be very aware of that you know because like andrew and i are in our little our little one

bedrooms alone and i mean if we really wanted to we could go home to our families but it's like then then i'm stuck there yeah you don't want to be stuck nowhere not at a time like this i mean i like i like being in my own space and i like that i'm in in an area where i can walk to the park or i can walk to the museum and like watch all the cars drive by and be like you know but there are some days and I feel like people make me feel like I'm not allowed to have days like that because they're like oh Marie you good and it's like I'm not good every day I'm not good every day when we're not in quarantine but like I'm not allowed to be like oh I'm sad I said in the studio once that I was depressed and Andrew was like no you're not and he was like how are you gonna tell me

I feel wait no I feel bad yeah because I yes but you remember that I do remember that because I think about your life i think i think that was coming from a place of like i'm jealous of your outlook i think that was at a place of jealousy where i'm just like let's get into it where i'm just like marie i feel so bad that you feel that way about it even though it came across exactly like that way um where i like see your life and i'm like nothing phases her you know like the the smallest thing could faze me or it could faze Sydney or whatever, but I see when things hit you and it's like, they don't impact you in the same way.

But not everything, but that's not true with everything. Right. Like I'm, I'm an artist. Like I'm the most critical of myself at all times. So every like comedy central just posted a set that I did in January and I felt really good about the set in the moment and I watched it today and they cut some of my favorite jokes out and why did they do that I don't know for time I guess I watched it and I was like I wasn't as happy about it as I was when I listened to the audio that I recorded on my phone does that make sense like yeah I heard it and then I watched it and I was

like it's not the same energy and then of course I read all of the comments and I was like I gotta ago but wait marie why do you do it you cannot read comments i listen every time a video of me goes online and after this is after we finish recording this i'm gonna go read the comments i read all the comments i always read the comments yeah like i but that's what i do so yeah you're saying that things don't hit me as hard as they hit you but the things that do hit me sometimes are stuff that like you're like what this is tiny like this this this is nothing or this is not a deal but like you know different people get affected by different things differently and i and you know what andrew it's crazy because i used to think that about marie like years ago

we're coming up on six years this year uh wow we're really doing this our six-year anniversary is coming up and it's just like it it's an accomplishment for me because you know i go through best friends like uh shoes so yeah sydney that's a lot you have no one has more friends than you do you have more friends than anybody that i know but i'm talking about best friends yeah let her finish she's saying something nice about you oh my god i mean i just was like oh marie is like teflon and she has like such a amazing life and just nothing but good things happens to her happens to her and she's gorgeous and a great body and i was just like there's nothing could happen that can fuck up her day

and then i'm like as we've gotten closer and closer she just doesn't talk about it as much like we're very vocal people she'll keep it inside and then like something will be bothering her and you just it's inside and sometimes i i have to be a better friend and ask like hey how are you doing what's going on like talk to me and i can't just assume that everything is okay with you i have to be better at that well i think you can i mean but i think that's something that you can say about anybody you can't assume that anybody is always okay right like i do internalize a lot of things i'm not like somebody who's who's like very open and like i'm sharing things that i'm going through and like traumas not traumas that's the wrong word because i don't really have trauma

but you know sydney is the opposite of me in that sense like she'll get on instagram and be like this is what's happening with my well butrin this is what's happening with this and like people love that but there are people like me who are the op like i couldn't i wouldn't talk about that but if i do try to say that i'm not happy or i'm having a bad day it's like people are like girl like you'll be all right and it's like i know that i will ultimately be okay but you know we're like we're like opposites in that sense yeah and um but the as much as i put my stuff out there i'm always regretting it i'm always like damn people are gonna think i'm a a loony bin and i i'm an oversharer and i can't keep anything to myself and i talk too much you

get like an outpouring of support when you share that stuff like i feel like there's like a there's like a flood of support so you see that and you still think you shouldn't have done it see it's wild it's true it's like i mean to be vulnerable to a whole bunch of strangers on stage is one thing because you're on that stage and then you're like i'm gonna leave i might not ever see these people again but on social media people can come back replay send it to somebody else who don't fucking know you send it to a hater send it to an ex send it to an old manager that fired you send it to your pastor yeah it's just it's so scary to be this vulnerable at a time like this but for me it's therapeutic because before i got sober i did internalize everything i never really

talked about anything that i was feeling inside yeah until like i had like a break and i i had like this one friend that i will call her on sundays and i would be just crying every you had a sunday sunday dinners with your friend yeah with my friend marge shout out to marge i miss you i know if you still listen to the podcast but hi marge um yeah i would call her and she's like city you need to talk to somebody and you need to stop calling me this late i would call her at work she would be at work she would have the overnight shift and i would call her because i'm like well she gotta pick up and she would pick up what did march do that she was working late at night and could pick up her phone. She worked at the hotel

for the reception. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this is the time that everybody is sharing on social media. Like, stuff that... Because everybody's stuck at home. Nobody's in the studio recording music.

Unless they have one in their house. No one is... Yes, they are. They're having these DJ verses. They had, like... teddy riley and baby face people are in their studios right they're in their home studios but like i'm saying like people aren't people aren't going out they're not like these people who are artists are not free to create their art and share it with people

okay i don't even know what i'm trying to say they're doing everyone's doing everyone's having their breakdowns on live is what i'm trying to say people are breaking down on live yeah i.e teddy riley um and doja cat like people you i'll be watching these people's lives and i'm like ah this this something's happening over here uh marie how do you feel about like everybody is putting their art or like having to do these front-facing videos and insta lives and tiktoks how do you feel about that i love it because you've because you've gone into it a little bit and you're so good i love it you're great i thoroughly enjoy any little video you put up thank you so much friend it it brings me joy to know that everybody is also going a little bit crazy like that that i find comfort

in that because i'm like beyonce hasn't posted anything but she must be tired of all this as well you know beyonce's been doing a lot i feel during quarantine really yeah what is she doing well okay but a lot for beyonce is like two things you know what i mean what did she do she did she posted something for health care workers like one like unedited shot of her thanking health care workers and then her instagram it was i forget i think it was on her instagram i forget singing the disney song yeah and then also the disney song that she was like a surprise guest on the disney thing and i was like no it was unannounced that she was just like singing like when you wish upon a star or something like that but i was like but did she

say anything or was she just singing the song and then she left because that's not no she said she said and this what took me out was like to my disney family and i was like okay i don't know it feels weird for beyonce to be part of the disney family even though i guess she was in the lion gang um but then she sang that song and i was i don't know it just seems weird for her to be doing that i don't know i haven't seen beyonce post nothing uh i saw blue ivy did a science experiment that i saw on vine a couple years ago and i was like i'm like mother like daughter wait wait wait explain just be stealing from others hold on and getting all of the cut the credit what happened so a couple years ago or no not even this just so the other day

tina knowles recorded blue ivy i think it was tina knowles because i think beyonce just dropped took kids off and was like i don't even want to see him and so there's like a bunch of stuff in a bowl and she put soap on her finger and she's like this is what happens when you wash your hair and then all the germs go yeah but that's something that i had seen on vine when i lived in la i feel like but people were like oh my god blue ivy deserves the nope the nobel peace prize and she's stop it she cured she invented science and no but i haven't seen bill nye the science guy since blue ivy was born and it's like oh i found beyonce's video it's it looks very uh edited who did her makeup she don't seem like she quarantined and if her makeup artist is doing

well maybe she did her own cat eye well i'm already telling you now amina's coming home she was in um maryland in dc or whatever she's coming home may 2nd i'm risking it all i'm fucking going to get my hair braided i don't care what anybody says you can judge me you can roast me you can be mad at me i am going i've had this lace front on for two months my forehead is upset at me yeah the forehead is like air and people are like oh you're you're gonna go get like i see the things that they're saying online like you don't need your hair done you don't need your nails done you don't need all these things to stay alive and blah blah blah blah and it's like yeah but you don't understand how it is to be a black woman and do natural hair a lot of the

people who are talking it's like okay sir you have no hair ma'am you're bald sis you're white like what are you guys talking about it is very hard to maintain my texture of hair but sydney you got to understand also that there are all the black women in the world are in quarantine right now i know we're all stressed out we not all run into the harlem to get our hair braided we are not so that's why i'm gonna take one for the motherfucking team and go to harlem and get this hair this scalp treated you're gonna take an uber there i'm gonna take an uber the uber's gonna be like a hundred dollars then you know amina's gonna put an extra fee on it because she's like well you're risking my life and my son's life you're putting me at risk yeah but

also i think amina's gonna be happy to see you as well like she's been in maryland this whole time and she's ready to come back to new york so you might get stuck there sit uh amina might did you see saw amina might saw you you think so you're gonna wake up and you're gonna be chained to the toilet i mean i the the moment i get to see all my friends i'm squeezing the shit out of them and i'm kissing them on the mouth on the mouth on the mouth okay wow wow are you coming over here on thursday you wouldn't kiss me on the mouth no on the mouth during the pandemic okay i know that okay marie if there was no pandemic we're on an island we're on an island what island

saint martin okay sure same we're on vacation we're on vacation we on a honeymoon why are we in saint martin together there's nobody else there we're in saint martin we're on vacation okay no we're doing a live show we're doing an official expert unofficial expert live in saint martin we're in st martin you you you had like one cocktail i have one cocktail how old do you think how much you think i weigh you think i weigh 12 pounds and one cocktail makes me gay

it's not gay it's not gay to kiss one friend on the mouth sydney you gotta delete my nude yo you gotta delete the titties i cannot the way that you're talking to me right now is like beach uh okay marie marie off the record off the record you wouldn't kiss me on the record i would not kiss you off the record though on the record off the record near the record behind the record in the record she's saying that now sydney we were cast in something a couple years ago and it was like a friend's web series or

something and there was a shot there was a scene in the thing that we were shooting where you and i were supposed to kiss and you were and i were both like ew gross i gotta kiss my friend i feel like you were really loud about it um so you look the mess my hair was holding you look the mess three years ago shout out to crochet braids um wow cindy that's aggressive that's aggressive well you said this is the time to say what you want oh wow really a lot of things you could have said that's what you said look at andrew he wants no parts in this conversation i just i don't know i i don't i want to withhold my comments yeah why because i'm because i'm just like i don't know because i now i don't want to say it i don't want to say it say it say it say

we'll keep it off the record yeah off the record because i don't sydney i feel like you look better now than you did in the past so you're saying that i look worse no i'm not i'm not saying that you looked worse sydney me and for for sydney to say that oh no i look better now too that's why i'm like marie kiss me yeah i'm not gonna kiss you sis i'm not gonna kiss you i'm not gonna somebody who look like you i'm just not gonna do it wait you want to get somebody who would look like me no well what well what kind of girl would you want to kiss uh the type that has a dick that type wow well i got one too since i got one of those over here yeah sydney let's talk to the listeners about what we've been googling okay what we've been googling what

what have you been googling oh the the listeners know that like they know about the kind of porn i watch no that's not even that's not what i that's not what i was referring to oh sorry but no go ahead and explain what you know sydney's not my type for multiple reasons but you know one of them being because yeah i don't know i don't i don't know if i want to say it on the podcast but okay can you say it after sure okay i've said me i'm just gonna say it now you're just not gonna be able to please me like i need to be pleased friend that's that's what i'm trying oh yeah absolutely well why are you taking it there all i said was a kiss jesus were you fucking whore no you're a whore no you're a whore you're a whore you think

i was talking about sex you dirty little bitch why are you trying to put your mouth on my mouth i would just a little kiss just a tiny one what's that supposed to do for either of us like a little peck that's what the listeners want to see no sydney remember when we were in san francisco and they were kiss her kiss her kiss her there were a lot of women there that wanted you to kiss them honestly i'm surprised that you didn't go through the crowd and kiss everybody in the room um it's disrespectful herpes it's disrespectful that you didn't kiss everybody who paid money to see us that night they didn't pay enough darling they were out on a school night sis and it was cold too in san francisco i got a nerve you do a nerve disrespectful

whatever um i mean listen guys there's gonna be many weeks of this i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to go get my hair braided so i can have something else to chat about you know i gotta to go out there and do wild and crazy things and risk it for the pod nah we want anything for the pod we want to hear about your sexual escapades don't nobody want to hear about you going to get your hair braided i feel like all of the listeners just want to hear about you know sexy time or you know another misadventure of sydney elizabeth washington right yeah you know i i think you know i'm i'm moving into the other part of my life mid 30s going on late 30s it's gonna get wild you know i'm open i'm ready for anything okay let's talk about it what specific things

let's we're just gonna shout some things out andrew you if you have something that you want to ask ask it uh you're open to everything i mean i would like to go on a vacation with someone and just like be an exhibitionist and like have sex outside oh yes yes yes yes sex outside yeah that's still on the list sure yeah i would love i would love to like be on a beach late night late night the moon is shining it's full or it's like a crescent excellent accidentally get a clam stuck in my clam you know is a clam the thing that has the pearls no that's an oyster oh okay well they they both ugly but yes sure is clam stuck in my clam the title of the episode we have not i like that that's a good title i like that a lot yeah okay what'd you think murray huh clam

stuck in my clam i say put a put a pin in it okay because i do feel like i said something earlier that i was like that's the title and then i nobody said it so i was like i guess it's not the title i said it in my mind and i was like oh that's good and nobody agreed so sorry friend whatever that's why i'm not kissing anybody on this chat you guys are all both dead to me no i want to have sex on the beach i want to have sex like in a house that's on the beach that like opens out so like the sand's like getting in my cooch you know oh okay you know what i mean like that's not the beach no i'm on the beach we on the beach okay we on the beach beach we on the beach beach what you talking about beach beach we're on the beach in saint martin i'm kissing for unofficial

expert live yes coming soon guys that's c-u-m-m-i-n-g soon coming coming soon you want to be an exhibitionist yeah yeah yeah that's great i love that for you and then or if I get somebody and then I'll be like hey Marie you want to join yo Sydney stop trying to see my titties in real life I mean no have you never seen Marie's boobs in real life

no not really maybe a little like maybe she flashed a little bit but not really huh yeah i mean i marie's like very she doesn't really show her body i think because i'm gay i think that's what it is i think if i was straight she would be more open to showing me because this is why honestly what it is is anytime somebody sees my boobs they lose their minds um is really what it is um yeah somebody said i love you to me the other day can we talk about that he said i love you to me the other day and he was like you don't have to say it back but he said it so fast that because like he knew i wasn't gonna say it back but it was like i don't know it was interesting um what was it in response to oh we were we were um hooking up having we were

hooking up yeah and he said i love you you don't have to say it back and i was like oh well what do you want me to do with that information just so you know bitch he was like nothing i don't i just want you to know i feel like you need to know and i was like what do you love about me like why and he listed all these things and i was like oh he he do sound like he's in love um anyway i didn't say it back but i do like him so andrew why are you doing that with your face just because somebody says i love you doesn't mean you have to automatically say it back yes but i i feel like you were you were fishing for compliments in response you were like okay why do you love me and i'm not going to tell you back well i just wanted to know why like what do you love what what do you

you know why you know why we fucking love you we're obsessed with you no not y'all him okay yeah but we we like you for the similar similar reasons yeah yeah i wasn't asking you guys to i wasn't asking you guys to say why you love me no no no we're saying yes it's lost no but it's like you know why people are drawn to you yeah why are you asking andrew don't do that someone says they love you you take that moment to ask every single because they're so open okay great what why tell me why what do you love what color are my eyes how many gray hairs do i have on my head what's my mama name where did i grow up like i mean he doesn't know any of those things but that's the time i feel like i don't know i panicked i love you is hard for me it's so hard

for her it's so hard and then after he said that he was like i would do anything for you and i was like should i take a hit out on somebody like how do i prove and then it was like let me just this man is trying to take my spot and i don't appreciate it you flying me to say i'm gonna have him fly us to saint martin sis because he said he would do anything for me okay but then he was like i would need to be there too with you at saint martin and then i would have to obviously be in a threesome with you guys sure and i think that he would like that wait did he i would in if a man's involved i'm just watching i'm not getting involved wait so you i have a question um did he did he say that i would do anything for you before after he ejaculated

before oh you gotta you gotta follow up after see if it well i kind of like i roasted him for the rest of the night i was like you love me oh marie why would you do that marie what's wrong with you you know people don't say i love you to me so that's what's wrong with me uh it's it's just it's funny love is funny right if we can't laugh at ourselves then what can we laugh at factual i mean and by ourselves i mean other people no you're right if we can't laugh at other people what can we laugh at um but you know so things are cool on that side but uh i'm gonna see what happens

every every time someone said i love you to you guys you guys would sit it back okay i gotta go get my package at the door hold on one second okay wow andrew every time i don't know i when it's like in friendly conversation you have to say it back you know what i mean your friends say it yeah because they're on like a different wavelength it makes sense for me i don't even say when they say to me they'd be like love you i'd be like okay bye yeah there are some people yeah i'll do that too but i don't know not not too many like romantic relationships have said that i've not been in that situation before but have you followed up with him and asked him like hey i don't know like has he said anything crazy like

that not to say that's crazy but after i knew that i i've known that he liked me more right we've known each other for a couple years but we just started hooking up a couple months ago uh i've known that he likes me more and he's more like open about it than i am but i do really like him and um we have fun together so i mean he's coming over after this for lunch at five yeah at five o'clock yeah at five so it's like i don't know and then we'll talk like it's it's just easy to talk to him we're like like there's no pretending we're both very honest and very open i mean he's not my boyfriend uh because he's sleeping with other people and when i met him i was sleeping with somebody else is he still sleeping with other people during this no okay

he's not so he chose you for the quarantine i mean obviously he chose me have you seen have you seen my microwave came sydney got a microwave our richest friend all right i guess we're gonna have to wrap this up soon because i have to talk to my therapist and i need to talk to my therapist so who's your therapist oh my friend is coming over for lunch at five we were just talking about it yeah you missed it while you were getting your microwave while you were getting your microwave listen to the episode i know because marie didn't i say i want to come over today and you were like nope i have an appointment why i said he's coming over here today or on wednesday um okay come over on thursday yeah i'm coming on thursday tell me

about bring your corona to my house on thursday i can't wait and i'm kissing you on the mouth i hope you're not i'm gonna have one all the bandanas and the n95 masks and i'm gonna have i'm gonna have a lace front on my chin you know hi friend i'll hug you at the door on the way out bye sydney you're being very aggressive i am i'm just trying to learn how to be aggressive so i can get what i want from me you in general from somebody else yeah you know from other people yeah okay well before we go is there something on my friends is there something you're trying like is there something you want to leave the listeners on before we go um uh i don't remember

if you did your highlight of the week i didn't i did the nudes oh yeah yeah yeah the nudes that's good and i guess what i just said was my highlight of the week because it was very entertaining for me uh andrew what's your highlight highlight for this week i just i love to talk with you so this is the highlight for me andrew we should facetime yeah we should outside of this i facetime with him so yeah but then you guys get on here and don't really have nothing to say to each other so it's like oh okay wait okay marie do you still think that it's going to be june 1st because the last episode you said june 1st that's the number i have in my head do you think because they just they just canceled uh pride yesterday and that's the last weekend in june

well because even if they reopen this country back up on june 10th the crowd that would typically be at pride is it's not gonna be as big this year you know what i mean it ain't gonna be lit at all and they're like if people are still gonna be afraid we're not having it at all right people are still gonna be afraid to like be in like massive crowds of people like that so that could be one reason why they canceled it but i thought that they said we were they extended it in new york till the 20th or the 15th of may um i don't know i i'm looking outside and i'm like it looks fine like just open it up a little bit if some people get sick then you know that we know it's not all the way safe but regardless of when they open it up there's going to be a rush of

people who go out and there are people that are going to get sick yeah and then it'll plateau a little bit that's what i did yeah yeah so i mean i'm not gonna be out on june 1st but i'm gonna come out now third yeah i'm not i'm not gonna come out but like i'm gonna try to have me and like you know our group chat try to meet up like in a park or something like that and yeah we should have a picnic have a little picnic we should have a picnic we'll be outside there'll be fresh air and sunshine and everybody will bring something we'll start a google doc for the picnic yeah somebody's gonna bring a watermelon salad you know it'll be cute yeah and then the knit whenever we we open that back up and we can do the knitting factory again i think that'll be a party

and i'm anticipating that people are going to be there but i don't know it's a tight little space oh it's four foot 59 okay i love you guys make sure you comment rate subscribe all those things first you gotta subscribe and then you gotta rate and comment or whatever yes we adore you guys and we would literally do anything for you yeah keep sliding in our DMs and leaving us such good comments

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