MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Getting Pulled By My Sport Coat w/ Ontonio Kareem

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie have on friend and comedian Ontonio Kareem! The Mess?PILLOW TALK. And as always, the three tackle some Mess or Just Living, and y'alls MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

y'all listening to mess and action wow wow wow how are we doing we're good we're making it why when you say making it it sounds like you surviving sister my my mess i absolutely am surviving oh okay we started okay 20 seconds starting up top love it okay i don't know wait did i talk about this already but i started my medication i started my antidepressants and it's it's really fucking me up fucking you up fucking me up bad wow bad i mean i'm i got brain fog i i want to sleep then when it's time to go to sleep can't sleep tossing and turning wigs on the other side of the room that's how much

tossing turning i'm doing maybe the wig is too tight it don't know it's not that babe it's not that no no i'm having a hard hard time dry everything dry everything dry everything now are you drinking more water you see that's the tiniest bottle of water i've ever seen in my life hold it up to the camera so they can see tweety bird don't even drink water that small but it's crazy though because it's just like hey man I just want to be mentally stable and so then when you try to be mentally stable there's all these hoops and loops to get to the stability and it's like this why people just be out here pushing people in front of the train because it's too much work Texas that's how dry you are

You trying to commit murder That's crazy You're going to hell You're going to hell You are in hell You are hell And I'm wet I'm wet right now

My demise makes you damn Girl I'm going to have the funeral Squish squish squish I'm going to take the stand for you Your honor I'm flooding Your honor She dry but she's a good girl

Oh girl that's A mess you're a mess Thank you so much I'm a dry mess you're a wet mess Yeah so that's why I say that I'm making it but I'm here right You know what

Who you need to be wet for Myself Me myself and I okay okay okay you i don't want to be watching my porn hub and it's so you depressed but still on porn hub well because you have to you got to keep it going you even even if you don't feel like you still got to be in the motion no you don't yes you do for me because you know i've been there before you know we've done we've been through this before where i'll just be like i don't need it i don't want i ain't been thinking about it and then when you go down there it's the

the tumbleweed the tumble yeah i can't have that wait wait i know i ain't supposed to speak you dry dolo hey hey hey yes dolo dry is different and the people stand by you weren't supposed to speak well i'm sorry man is interrupting a black gay queen well i'm trying to make sure you your well-being in this game. I'm trying to get you wet, mom. I'm trying to get you wet. Somebody got to do it. God damn it. Well, you're not my type.

Oh, man. Look, babe. Somebody got to do it. You're not my type. Wow. Should we just bring him in, bitch? Bring him in. I can't even remember what my mess is. My mess is the guest. The guest is my mess. Bring him in.

Our guest is, as you heard, a straight, opinionated man. But a funny comic And I think we're going to have a good time With whatever we decide that his mess is Yeah he's aesthetically pleasing So I know everybody's going to be like Where's the video

So Sid's not wet But the guest will get you wet It's Antonio Antonio Kareem Are you Muslim No Muslim adjacent I'd say Why adjacent

You remember when niggas everybody was Muslim in the 90s I'm one of them babies okay we'll say that my I had a

I lived with my cousins for like a year and a half and he was like Nation of Islam he watched Farrakhan every day

I watched Farrakhan y'all don't watch Farrakhan you watched Farrakhan in 2025 absolutely oh okay well we had a great episode

I'm so glad that you came in today thanks for stopping by yeah why do people hate Farrakhan I don't know Like Why do people hate him

Nobody said hate He's super black Nobody said hate Cause he's too black No No Misogynistic Homophobic

I mean I need some memorable quotes You can be pro You can be pro black Yes But Some of the Some of the mission statements

I'm just not It's not It doesn't apply to me Yeah He ain't really too fond Of the gay community So we can't talk about him I like how you said fond

Fond is a good word Word of the day Thank you Whenever you hear that today guys Have a shot of dos Dos What is it? No

Don Julio Sorry I haven't drank for so long Girl your mouth dried too hard Marie What is your damn mess? Pow pow pow Shut up I'm too wet for the podcast

That's what my mess is Antonio I mean do you have any Any Advice for me? Have you Have you ever been sad? Antidepressants

I'll try antidepressants For a week and that shit stop that nah don't take that why don't

no a week is not enough time how long you been on right now I've been on a week but I've done this before a week is when it a week is when it start hitting and you be like

I'm no you need your body no it takes a couple weeks and that's what happened to me it took me three months to get adjusted

to find the right one and then it took me another three weeks to be adjusted to the one that finally made sense you probably gotta switch it up you probably gotta

get into some shit you never thought you would be into i'm not listening to you sir because you can't even stick to something right you can't even stick to it oh wait hold on we get an attack we attack it already god damn it i can stick to something you should just call me a dry ass bitch who's going to hell you've been drinking that little water bottle for a week she started out for the first this is from this morning thank you hello we've been holding on this for a couple hours Get your mental stability, queen. I feel like you should do that.

But if it sacrificed the wetness too long, you might have to stop. I mean, let's talk about it. It's not worth it. Would you rather be happy and dry or wet and sad? Mm-hmm. This is for the listeners.

Can I get a lifeline? Can I call somebody? Yes, what's the lifeline? I might have to call the gal and see. What would she like? Would you leave me if I was dry and happy? Or stay with me wet and sad? Which one you want?

Well, I mean, it's ways around it, right? I feel like if you wet and sad, you got the potential to be happy at times. And this is why you are a F-boy. What do you mean? And that's why you're on the pod, because you're a mess. What's going on? I'm just talking. We're just chatting.

When you were sad, were you able to put it down? Ooh. Nah, you know what? When I get sad, it be hard. Little man be at like 60, 70%. You say you could do something with that. I could work with that. Nah, because I feel like you still fold it and push it in.

Oh, my God. She said Play-Doh. She said his play. It's like al dente dick. No, thank you. Yeah, man. Sometimes you got to. No.

Yeah, we are here. but uh no be happy thank you yeah i appreciate you yeah i wasn't listening to you anyway but sure why you don't like my advice man i mean you said you said you only did meds for a week and then you you're in therapy i'm in there okay well there's that yeah it's a lot okay okay you know what i'll take it back yeah i'm an enlightened if i'm a fuck boy i'm an enlightened fuck boy Enlightened fuck boy I know I'm aware

That I'm a fuck boy You're aware Now What is a fuck boy Like Let's talk about What Marie

Don't go into his trap Cause he's like No no no That's what I'm trying to figure out No Marie Please give me your hypothesis What you think a fuck boy is I would like you to tell me

What a fuck boy is I My fuck My definition of fuck boy Has changed I don't actually think I'm a fuck boy A fuck nigga

Can we say nigga Yeah This is a black pod And a white space king I don't know We in this fancy bitch I'm a fuck nigga Can we say nigga

Yeah It's giving sub You're being You're being Submissive I used to think A fuck boy Was like

The dude The quintessential Like Oh I just Like I play guitar In the park type shit No that's a white man

I think That's a fuck boy A fuck nigga Is somebody that See what I'm saying Thank you A fuck nigga Is somebody that

Sells a dream To girls Instead of being On some player shit And being like Hey, I fuck with you, but I'm talking to these over here. Player and fuck nigga are two different things. I'm player.

I'm not a fuck nigga. You're a player, fuck nigga rising. I love that. Fuck boy moon. Yeah. Fuck boy moon. I'll take a fuck boy moon. Yeah, I got some of it in me.

You're a downward dog fuck boy. What the hell? That's a yoga. That's a yoga term, no? He's a fuck boy. you don't know what downward dog is yeah you think it's something else yeah that you almost offended me okay wow homophobic there it goes you almost Chris Farrakhan Brown over here there it is but yeah that's that's my definition of a fuck nigga I think if you selling dreams to

people and doing all that just to get sex or whatever it is you trying to get that's you lame as hell to me okay and i don't do that you don't do that hell no you tell the truth you have your hat backwards you're wearing aesthetically i'm a fuck nigga yeah if we was to me and sid if we if we was to be talking yo okay that was when i was 22 we might need it because you know Can somebody come in and intervene? Becca, where you at? And cut. Let me read the definition.

Let me reset the room. Let me reset the room because I know how the pod can go if Sidney is battling the guest. And I don't want that episode today. You know what? I'm quiet. I'm quiet. I'm absolutely quiet I'm silent

Becca Yep Don't leave me alone up here Alright You were in the studio last week And it was like Why are y'all There's been fights up in here

And then it was like Okay jump in That was different That was different Thank you I think this is more playful It is Than the last time

Thank you Alright Let me reset Jay As a man Are you also enjoying Okay Okay

There we go I want to cleanse the room 2-1-1 honey I want to cleanse the room Let me shift my crown my self-easy crown this is a fuckboy statement but everything I do

is with love yeah that this definitely yes it's within you yeah my daddy you're the son

of a fuckboy fuckboy dad truly I'm the son of a fuckboy raised by a player mama oh okay what's the definition Marie

okay basically a womanizer right a fuckboy is the guy who doesn't respect women but relies on them heavily he's distant doesn't care about

other people's time and won't commit that's not you that's not me manipulates girls feelings for sex or other desires often lying ghosting and cheating

they're immature and heartless I hate to say this on camera but I'm sorry Antonio I'm sorry you are not that this is a mess exclusive

me apologizing to a straight man. A straight man. This might be the last day on earth. Just letting you know, hell has frozen over. Starting with hell. We're ending with hell.

Yeah. That's beautiful, Sydney, because we've had conversations. You know me. You know me. And that's what's important, right? When there's mess on the table, go to Google.

You have to Google. Google will always lead you to where you need to be. And sometimes we need to get the definitions. Get defined. To find the words Chat GBT

Could clear up the mess For sure I would say chat GBT Yes Sidney don't like When I tell her To use chat GBT Every time I have two friends

That have fallen Victim To chat GBT Let me tell you something First of all I'm sure chat GBT Is making the world End faster

Than it's already ended True You know I've used it To draft a message For a breakup And to fire somebody So

Wait Maria What? Are you a fuck nigga? she does not heavily rely on men she is very independent but I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

do you know what that means I got my own house I got my own no car but yeah she has everything else I got Uber on my phone yeah

so how is that how is that making me a fuck boy or a fuck nigga for using chat GBT to end a relationship

I'm trying to be i'm trying to have decorum i'm trying to be diplomatic i could ghost them which i wouldn't do i'm a grown-up and they know where i live i feel like a fuck nigga would use chad gbt to be like i don't really care let me just fucking give her this goddamn no because i put in everything about this person and i was trying to spare you made it oh i made it personal yeah oh that's good she's doing the groundwork okay that's fine speaking of my cousin got married a couple weeks ago and his older brother did not write a speech. I was like, you're going to use

ChatGBT? And he was like, yup. And then he went up with it on his phone. No, he didn't. And read it off his phone. No, he didn't. I mean, he told us that he was using ChatGBT. During the speech? It made the speech funny. Okay. Let's see what ChatGBT got to say to Cousin Andrew.

Hold on one second. I love that. Did he kill? Oh, it was so funny. Was it John? Yes. John is so, he could say anything. He's so charming. That is i feel like that's a gene of the faustian crew they could just say anything and that's the other side of the family don't they not faustian oh what are they yeah there's something else okay there you go that's my mom's side okay we're right right so marie you still haven't figured

out your mess oh i just figured it out while i was talking okay um perfect i hired an interior designer yes that's right you know razzle dazzle the apartment to take it from here to here and And she, this, yesterday she told me she was removing herself from the project. Yeah. Gas. I said gas. It was just too much to handle? Hold on now.

Let her finish. Right, right, right. Yeah. Hold on. She said that my indecisiveness was making the job too hard for her. It's your Libra rising moon tiger. Well, because every time we talk, I'd be like, I don't need a table. Maybe I do need a table.

Maybe a small table. No, that's too big. No, no, no, no. Like I was going back and forth on colors of things. But in my mind, all of the HGTV that I've watched, you know, the designer shows up with like some 3D renderings and they're like, I could make it look like this or I could make it look like this. She should have shown up with the renderings.

Yeah. So I'm using my brain. No. My, my indecisive brain to be like, I think I want a pink couch. No, an orange couch. Anyway, she sent me this whole long email after we had a whole conversation like a couple days ago that i left feeling confident in what we were doing and i guess she thought about it over the weekend and she was like no i ain't gonna do it and and i was reading her message and it felt

like she used chat gbt stop hey you guys have to stop use your words you use your words do the work yeah so so what are we gonna do marie are you gonna use chat gbt to get your uh interior design she had set up a pinterest board for me that we were both adding stuff in and the last conversation we had she was like oh i'm thinking this rug and i was like oh i love that rug so she she gave me all the tools that i need okay so you just gotta swipe that card i gotta swipe a card it don't have to be my card maybe it's a guest right keep that shit on pinterest we're so glad to have you here we are we brought you in for your mess which is it's transitioned a lot oh my god i think we settled on pillow talking pillow talk i think that's that's that

is top tier mess that is yes pillow talk i'm fully against it why do you think pillow talk is top tier mess of all the mess that exists well hold on i want antonio to explain what pillow talk is okay talk is you chilling with your girl it could be before or after not your girl I was like That's what it is That's how you You need to Define

Who you talking to I pillow talk With everybody Oh my god It's time to go You could be goddamn This could be The first link up

I'm trying to hear What you talk I'm trying to see What your friends did I want to know Everything And I feel like Straight men

Love gossiping Bro They do We gossip more Than most Anybody For real So I be pillow talking

But I made the mistake Sometimes you pillow talk With somebody that's Close to your friend So I'm like Why would you do that? It just happened like that Yo Antonio

You are not helping your case Yes you're not No listen Okay like this Let's say it's a long term Situationship Long term situationship My brain already hurts

That's wasting this lady's time For as long as you can My ears are bleeding and then when she leaves you you spin the block and waste more time yeah that's usually how it goes is it always like that long-term situationship that's triggering for a lot of people just hearing this like i'm like excuse me so what's a long-term situationship like three years i would say okay what if y'all dated in pockets in that shut up shut up i'm just asking questions man shut up Because if we dated

In pockets That means we dated The whole time I can deal with that Why not just say That we're dating Yeah but like Why is it a

Situationship Why don't you just Lock it down I want to He don't want to I do The dimple is out He lying

You lying You lying with charisma And that That is actually More lethal Look Let's be honest Let me be real

Seriously Are you talking to yourself Or are you talking to us I'm talking to everybody In the room let's be real okay this doesn't leave this yeah i genuinely it's between i genuinely this year i i genuinely feel like i'm i'm i'm ready to the year just started yeah i mean my year my year didn't just i'm about to be 30 so um and it don't got nothing

Two would be in 30 Look at you I genuinely have Run my course I'm done yo I'm tired We gonna check back in On you in six months

When it gets hot outside We'll have you back on We'll have you back on Cause we're gonna have to do Like a little quarter You know review Is this gonna be A segment

Like yeah Check in with Tone Yeah Check in with Tone How's Tone doing They gonna back out When's your birthday What month

May Okay So we gonna check back in So right before the summer you're like i'm i've run my course i'm good real talk i i'm genuinely i i had to talk with my mama about this shit that's how deep it got all these hoes wearing you out no they didn't no it's just like what are we doing like sometimes i get the last time i had somebody over okay she left and i was just like i could have this was pointless i don't even know this girl like it was like

I don't know her, but I don't know her. It was pointless because it wasn't fun? Or it was pointless because it had no substance to it. It was like, this is... Well, it's your fault. You should have read a book after. Yeah. That's pillow talk.

You beat it up and then pull out a, you know, Langston Hughes. You know what really happened, G? A dream deferred. Come on. Pull out a little bell hook. Yeah. You know what really happened? And this is actually some funny shit.

This is between us. Yes. i'll tell y'all this we was watching have y'all seen the whale no the 824 movie that's sad sad ass movie why would why would you i didn't know i thought it was gonna be funny nobody scary movie no i thought it was i knew it was sad but i thought it was gonna be like sad funny like we can laugh at this fat ass nigga no no no no no no oh yeah i watched that on a plane and i was like this is sad motherfucker emotionally hitting your ass the whole time he won the award he was literally crying i didn't know i thought i was gonna get a good chuckle

you were like let's laugh at this big man trapped in the house yeah i'm like this gonna be nobody nobody laughs at things that wins oscars but yeah it's always sad so watch this so she loves spoon i'm big spoon so she can't see my face at a certain point in the movie i goddamn it start crying. Of course. I'm crying behind this girl. I don't know this girl. I'm not intimate enough with this girl for her to see me like emotional. She felt tears in her tracks. She definitely did.

Tears in your tracks? Oh my god. Title. Write that down. Tears in your tracks. Your pipes leaking? Now wait. Is this before or after? We ain't did shit. Oh, you didn't even do it? You watched the well

to set the mood? Wow. I thought I was going I'll be doing funny shit If you come to my house No that's some sad That's some sad girl shit Right there That's some scissor

I'm a sad nigga You're giving scissor You're giving scissor But no I'll be doing Funny shit at my crib Like if you come to my crib We will not We won't

I mean if I get Her interior designer It's gonna be I'll make it comfortable For y'all We can make it Real comfortable Yo

But no Nothing but jokes today I do funny I like try to make it Like a funny Cool environment Like let's watch Some stupid shit

you know or some funny like i try to whatever but i'm crying behind this girl she can't see that i'm crying and i'm like why don't i have a girl that i feel comfortable crying you really shouldn't be crying in front of your girl but yeah yes you should no you shouldn't you should not cry no no i'm against that no you should not cry your girl should see you cry three times in life maybe and this is toxic masculinity three times when your dad dies when your mom dies if your dog when you die and then a fourth time when you get married and and i'm coming down the aisle i should see a little bit of tears and even that's fake you gotta force that

no because the camera's on the camera's on you know somebody went live so you really have to go You got a fourth You go I love this I'm not weeping I don't want to be sobbing I want to see Viola Davis I want to see the snot coming down

I want you to be lifting your hairline up I want it I need it That's embarrassing It's going to go viral You should not cry in front of your girl Don't listen to this She will look at you differently bro

Keep it a bean Okay hold on I think yes There's these specific moments right But there's a few in-betweens Where it's like Let it out okay let it out you watching those videos on instagram about the animals that you know they you know they

lost their hind legs and whatnot and now they learn to build themselves back up those make me cry you got the dog wheelchair video yes the family got dogs yeah the duck that lost its beak and then the duck this bitch watch yo they be breaking me down if a duck ain't got no beak it's not a duck no it is a duck damn that's true what is this just a it's like a fuzzy thumb no it's not it is a rehabilitated duck and they're working towards you know getting him a new one man whatever the opposite of fuck boy is is sydney oh wow the opposite soft really soft girl soft girl no my soft girl the reason you shouldn't cry in front of your girl is because Because there

We hate to say it But there has to be Your girl has to always Kind of Be looking at you In reverence almost Like I trust this Not reverence

That's a bad word That's not Martin Luther King What are you talking about I'm a good man I can't I'm a strong man A great man Okay

No you should respect You should respect your man though You should respect your man And if I see you crying I'm gonna I am gonna be like I don't know But

Marie She's right I am. I'm talking for the girls that feel how I feel. But if something is sad, I want to know that you're not a robot. So, like, maybe I catch you wiping your face, but I don't want to see the tears fall. You can't. You got to hit one.

You got to. Yeah, you got to. Excuse yourself. I've cried in front of my girl before. And when was that? You know, a couple years ago. Okay. Girl, when he was in the tracks.

Tears in the tracks. i did shrooms and you can't stop crying no no no but i was like i a few tears came down so i'll be right back i walked took a walk in the woods you had to do a lot and then i came back you were doing shrooms in the woods oh yeah i'm come on now you know i'm a mountainous nature guy and the girl you was in the woods with was white never i've never dated a white woman in my life oh didn't y'all hear the fair con oh yes that's true he brought it back he brought it back that i forgot to mention with the fair con is that he was like no no whites i will never yeah no i love that that's another reason why i was against it this don't let the face i know i got the face of

a nigga that exclusively dates white women no no no it doesn't you don't seem like you exclusively date white women it seems like you date like asian girls you know like a la chris brown i'm looking I'm looking at your sneakers and the laces are not tied tight. So that's how I know you. That's niggerish for sure. I just slip these things right off. I jump both feet into these.

I jump both feet into these. It's Black History Month every month for you, huh? I jump like this into my shoes every month. Woof! yeah why are we talking about laces why do white people tie their laces so tight i think they'd be prepared for hiking and or they like just prepared it's not like it's okay let's

take it a step back yeah when black people hear something or see something we start running first ask questions later white people never run and their shoes are always ready for them to run so i just i would love and they're always running at in the day in the night in the park in the winter in the rain in the snow in the sleep but then when it's time to run they go back towards yeah they're like what's going on that is what's that riddle me this hello oh my god are they shooting oh my god the door's unlocked should we go up the stairs that is true y'all should probably ask y'all people we'll do that well that'll be a mess for somebody's topic now back to you sir no deflecting so you get back on track wait i was crying oh right right right so the way

alone i'm this movie tearing me up boy i'm crying sad i'm crying but i'm like no this is bad i'm with a girl i i'm in here strictly to have sex with this girl and i'm like crying i can't this can't be my life nigga i'm 30 like i want to be able to be vulnerable with somebody now did you guys yes but we finished the way you finished the way you finished the well and you were able to get your whale up it was no barely the ankle oh wow he said crazy i had i can't believe you antonio i had to finish the whale because i was crying so i was like i gotta give myself some time oh my god she kept trying to turn around

So you can't finish The Whale Buterin But you can finish The Whale That's my Whale Buterin The Whale is your Whale Buterin Yeah

When I need to get My emotions out I'll put on a little Sad movie Or I'll go walk And listen to Frank Ocean And shit Oh my god

But she kept trying To turn around And shit I'm just But was she talking While you were Yeah we We was talking

But it's like You know she ain't See my face the whole time I'm gonna make this bitch Balling Okay you think She didn't know You were crying

But your body was Yeah you look like You try to hold the tears in And your body just be like Yeah yeah I was jerking and moving Yeah But that

That sparked an epiphany in me I called my mama the next day I was just like Ma like And then Damn I'm spilling the beans Yeah My mama gave

My mama gave me the lowdown On my daddy Okay What did you say My birth dad I knew him until I was 14 But you don't really know the nigga Then she told me how he was

And I was like I'm just like this nigga yeah so i had this whole thing i'm like nah breaking generational curses i'm done so you're gonna lock it down now you're gonna lock it down yeah i'm gonna pop up with a wife and kids in like 32 33 i don't believe that i don't believe that we can all we can put that on the prayer list but i'm putting it out there yeah i'm done i'm i'm going obviously you know if something substantial come out like if zoe kravitz come around i'm gonna go ahead and see what that's She don't really date white dudes.

I mean, black dudes. Wait, but why do you guys do that? I'm neat, man. She can do it. Zoe Kravitz? Oh, we did. We had a little moment at the little after party. Oh, at SNL?

Yeah. What was Zoe Kravitz? She touched your hand? No, we looked at each other. You know when you look at each other and you're like, what was that? I ain't never seen that figure. You know he had his finest Topshop for men, you know, sports coat on. He was like, yeah, you see it?

Oh no, that's your thing We see your stage photo A sport coat do pair well with a loose lace I said he just clocked my shit I did, oh yeah I do be rocking a sports coat There's nothing wrong with it It's elevated

It's elevated for the playa playa You know, members only stunt I'm not mad at you I gotta switch, I came with a sports coat Marie, don't you like a sports coat? A little sport coat? You're saying sports coat Or sport coat

Like a team on a coat or a sport coat A sport coat Sport coat You about to be 30 you should get a nice You know a structured sport coat Yeah yeah yeah the fashion gonna be fun I'm about to start wearing full jogging suits No

That's not That's Russian mafia What Marie did he just say yo I'm about to get Elevated and he's like track Joggers joggers joggers yeah

I'm going full daddy like come up sports coat don't do that let's go back to pillow talking yeah

alright so what kind of stuff you be pillow talking about or do you like to listen to them so my girl

or long term thing and this is somebody you're dreaming about cause that's not happening we we locked in

we locked in it's locked in but it's loose right now It's a janky lot. The people who are listening, they want to know, are you or are you not for the streets right now? You know where he is.

I'm in the streets. Stop. But I'm getting pulled in the house. You in the streets, but getting pulled in the house. Are you getting pulled by the ear? Like, what are you asking us? By the sport coat. Getting pulled by a sport coat.

Also, great title. thank you yeah but uh no she recently informed me that i'm the reason half like i've been the shit i've been telling my homeboys the shit she told me i'm thinking i can tell my homeboy why would you think that because we boys i'm like hey bro because you're supposed to as a man you're supposed to be like all right i told you this in confidence act like you don't fucking know nigga never but these niggas going back to their girls be like well told told me and not the girlfriend called because i know that girl why the fuck you telling him this shit then my my girl like the fuck i told you no i'm in the middle i'm the messy nigga you are you are you are that's why

you're on this podcast i didn't know i was this messy though i thought everybody was doing i'm like wait do you be telling me what your girl be doing i know your girl shit in the street at the girls trip no shit in the street at the girls trip and girls ladies your your secrets are not safe with him it's really not stop telling stop telling kevin duane eric antonio antonio stop telling them the biz because they're telling everybody we all in the same ecosystem so i'm like well see that's why it's messy yeah yeah if you were hooking up with somebody who wasn't affiliated with the friend group yeah then what she said would just be in the group chat and then it would fade away you saying stuff about somebody that people know this the reason i don't tell like

the niggas i'm telling on my like my niggas like brothers type what does that mean what is it what is it his emergency contacts yeah but his broski yeah i just don't yeah i just don't believe that men are pushing the envelope with friendships. I just don't. I feel like y'all be friends, because it's day-to-day, it's convenience, but, like, do y'all really be going through stuff? Do you be challenging each other?

I'll challenge you on this. I feel like we do it more than women. Do what? When we go through shit, men be, bro, you don't understand, bro. I don't. I'm ready for you to explain. Me and my niggas, me and my, it took, it takes a while, because it does start on some, like, oh, you like basketball? I like basketball,

too. Let's play. Let's play every day and then now me and my niggas we have a weekly call a zoom a little facetime group facetime nigga we cried on the last one how many how many people on the nigga and these are hood niggas three three niggas on the hood and you cried did everybody we both we hit the man you this should be hard bro like it'd be it'd just be hard bro but we cool we gonna be good you sure you don't want to try that medication because you've been talking about crying a lot and i was surprised surprise surprise surprise me and cry all the time man that's why we yeah you know what i'd rather you cry with your boys cry with your boys with me do not cry with

girl we have established that the traveling pants of brotherhood tears yeah yeah we have a weekly call we talk but it took a long time for us to get to the point like even my homie was like nigga why did we take so long to talk about how long have y'all been friends 14 years okay that's the first call was last week 14 years today's the journey 14 years and now we finally like

oh nigga I didn't know your mama died what? I didn't know your mama died I didn't know your mama died is a great title

I didn't know your mama died but yeah I feel like man we be there for each other I think women most often

what I've seen is like a lot of like we go out together we be out and then we talk about certain stuff sometimes but it's like girls go out with each other and men do this too i think it's just proximity for some people but your day one's 14 years we be locked in bro my nigga know everything about me and i'll be telling them the pillow talk because you my nigga right and now you over here telling why so tone yes pillow talk messy or is you hearing it and taking it out the off the pillow i can't be trusted with

pillow talk right i love that it took us this long to get you can't be trusted you can't be trusted on the pillow or talking both of them no i'm a good talker but when the pillow is involved that's when i came you'll be taking notes you'll be sitting on the edge of the bed like and then what happened because i do like a little i like a little you know i'm thinking we in a secure location though this my girl that's they girl i'm like we secure we should be able to tell each other this shit and you can kind of act like we're gonna play uno we're gonna have a little double date we should be acting it's secrets in this room but we ain't gotta act like we know them it sounds like what i'm hearing is men are messy your topic is actually men are messy

women we hear stuff we share stuff with each other that we're not supposed to like no one else is supposed to know and then when the person who told like cindy will tell me something that somebody be like don't tell nobody she'll tell me and then i won't tell nobody y'all coded that i'll do y'all then when the person marie is good when the person comes over and tells me i'll be oh what marie is good at yeah i know your mom died yeah or whatever the story is i mean i also do be forgetting but like i feel like women can play things off a little bit better than men men are y'all too we're better actors yeah a hundred percent bro ass sag yeah after i mean we're not getting paid yeah i don't know i i mean it's so i understand the thing is is that this is gonna hurt this is

this is gonna hurt oh you about to say something nice about men no oh okay this is gonna hurt to say but like when when lovers are pillow talking to me about their friends it don't be that interesting so i don't have to go back and say anything because i'll be like all right yeah thank you i heard it i i was you've been heard but i'm not it's not something for me to run back and tell somebody but i feel like the pillow talk that like i could give is i just the people that i know Are you know Public figures They messy

They you know They got money They in the know They're in the know So That's why it's dangerous When I pillow talk Because

That could be in You know In the blogs Not in the blogs In the blogs Straight up Sidney got T on Al Sharpton

Y'all better not call No I got T on Reezy Don't call Sidney man Sick You gonna be on TMZ No how sharp it is i feel like the the pillow talk that i get is not it's not about people it's about

the person that i'm with like they'd be like well you know when i was six i really wanted to be a firefighter and then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you know what i'm saying it's something like that no that's not pillow talk i'm just getting to know someone yeah that's good no i feel like pillow talk is all of the things that you talk about post-coital whatever you feel like sharing with me after you had an orgasm. I feel like all of that is pillow talk. That's a good. It's the stuff that's like,

you know what? I think it's weird how some plants don't need water all of us. And then you listen to the person talking. You'd be like, Oh, he's kind of dumb. No, that's me.

No, this will happen. I really, I agree with all of this. Okay. Marie, you were right. Wow.

That's crazy. I do be right. Pillow talk is a relaxed conversation between romantic partners that can happen before or after sex. it can involve sharing feelings dreams and everyday life i'll be there i hate myself men men should not so you're not pillow top you're gossiping you're a gossiping ass bitch yes yes yes i am that's what you're doing i'm pillow talking too but it'd be like i think men should i know y'all gonna love this men hey you don't know what i love an hour after sex men should Have to go to the other room

And rebuild themselves Stop Don't talk To a We be vulnerable Than a motherfucker After coming bro Yeah they be

They be curled up They wanna be the little spoon Their toes is tucked in They You I'm talking about a grown ass If you wanna see a grown ass man Emasculated

Let him come And let's rub his head That nigga Toes pointed You could tell You could get anything Out of me after that Okay

I don't know about that I know Marie Sit there with her hands what's up what's going on I've been looking at what happened and then so and so and such and such

and blah blah blah oh wow I have not endured any of that because when we done lights out nigga Sydney I can see that I can see you

I can see you having sex and then falling asleep immediately oh I'm damn near sleeping almost at the end of it I'm like I'll be like

this little light of mine in my head. Sydney be out like a light. I'd be so tired. Immediately? Yes. She's tired before.

I don't know how I made through with everything the whole night. You don't like caking up a little bit? Caking up? Um, I don't know.

I just, I caked up so much in my 20s that like, I couldn't do it in my 30s. I wish you would cake you. The cake don't go away. Did you just say

you wish you could have caked me? No. Oh, okay. Sorry. You want a cake? We can move the couch in here No, you know what it is? I got an AirPod in

It's like Why do you have an AirPod in? She didn't report She's on a reported line The room is not secure No Girl, you on hold with T-Mobile? What's up?

I had a couple notifications from Newsbreak Girl, take the AirPod This is mess This is wild We are at work No, sometimes you know you have your AirPod and like it's a Bluetooth. I don't. And then you forget about it.

No. And then I can't be the only one. You are literally the only one. And it's only one. And it's only one. You know, you know what happened to me when I did my passport picture. I went in there, one AirPod. And in that, you know, that was mess.

The woman taking the photo, she was not, she saw it the whole time, but she knew I was going to have to take another picture. And they charged me two times. They charged me twice Because I had to do The photo over again Why is your air pod Just loose in your ear Like that

You lost the case Oh I know She got a big case I didn't think you got A pocket full of air pods No I don't

The junk drawer In your house Is just loose air pods It's not All left side She be hold on I'm going to listen No

I have air Hello I have air cancellation Air pods And so I take one out So that I can At least have one I think that's messed

To have the AirPods And you can't hear anything You need to know What's going on Nah I had the noise Cancellation AirPods on today I almost got hit by a bus Oh they do?

Yeah I keep them going Oh I don't read The little book I don't know what it Yeah You can't get a hold of it If you wanted to rob me

You could easily I got my shit Noised I mean if you do With AirPods And I got the noise Cancellation on I want those

You know what you Gotta do to get this? What I gotta do? You gotta get a man I don't know if anybody who's dating me is listening to this but you heard that she said that I need a man if I want to air pop max yeah the girl somebody needs to change that girls gives me nobody I ain't gonna lie girls gives me you straight utility what you need it's what you need not what you want i'll be like damn i mean i appreciate it but damn i wanted a ps5

god damn it no woman is buying you how much is a ps5 499 499 499 that's why you got to stop putting 60 in you got to put 100 in so you gotta be 100 hard oh 100 you should never also you really shouldn't be giving girls if you don't care about their girl don't give her 100 dick Is that what we're saying On the pod today I don't know what's going on But I can follow the logic here You know what I'm saying

What You know what that means No I don't know what that means You can't be fucking on girls Like you love them And you don't love them And that's a lot of niggas That do that

And that's why I'm a lesbian They gotta put the whole thing Because every time I'm doing it It's nothing but love It's for them It's nothing but love here It's all ego I don't know about this

Casual foolishness We're putting ourselves We're 100% i'm telling you this now because i'm aging out so now i can give wisdom oh my god i'm so serious what is going on now you're the old head i'm big he's 29 and a half and now he's the old head i'm big bro now i got a little brother i'll be calling him and that's and what if i should be giving him don't give her my little brother is way better of a man than me oh really he's how old is your little brother he's 21 he's a good 21 that's disgusting we don't talk about 21 year

but he's here he's on the right track he's already good i need to see a picture of your little brother i'll show you but he's a great man already so you're calling a 21 year old a great man yes so now he's already can't trust you no i could see it in him because when i was 21 and me and him at 21 two different he's already he's like no i don't want to why why should i be messing with all these girls i don't want to do that well maybe he's just saying that to you No, no, no, he's a good guy He know he can talk to Tone about it Antonio is a mess

Yeah, he knows his brother, for sure He be calling, when shit happen, he be like Tone, what do I do? I'm like, no, you better come here Do it Tone Messiest thing that you've said During pillow talk

I'm not actually I don't give out Messy information No, but maybe something you've said, like I want you to have my baby. Hell no. You've never said that? You've never said that?

You never said, I think we would have twins because it runs in my family. You never said that. We do for twins in the family. No, no. I have, no, I've said the baby thing. No, we know you said the baby thing. You're a liar. Not like that.

Not like afterward. Not like what? Not on the pillow talk. You didn't say it in italics? What do you mean? I think every man has said it during sex. I want you to have my babies Yes

Not even that It's like Talk through it Talk Exactly It's not even like I want you to have my baby It's like

You gonna have You gonna have You gonna have my baby That shit go crazy though Did it get you a little bit wet? No And that's why You guys should be at the forefront

Of Planned Parenthood Y'all should be out there marching Y'all should be wearing Pink pussy hats I don't understand You're the one You're the one with the stuff That's running live

But you don't want to be there For the march I don't talk girls Through shit no more I'm not That's like You know what My airpod is saying something

I gotta listen This is 22 23 When you feel like You gotta Lay everything down All the time Like yeah

You talking through it You be like You gonna have them on Yeah You do like that With your mouth I'm scared Sydney

This is You gotta This is alarming You gotta put that Wellbutrin down Go get to it Put the well putrin down Girl

Whitney you gotta put the Well putrin down Is the name of the episode I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go This is This is old man

I don't even have sex like that I don't even know what I signed up for This evening But Or afternoon or whatever I don't even know what day it is The shit that you're saying over there It's true

Close your legs It's true I can't To married women They don't be married I'm chilling now I'm telling you This is all old news But like

I don't even have sex Like that no more I'm like Let's get it You know what How often do you have sex I don't have sex that often For real for real

So what's not that often Once a week No no no Hell no I don't know Twice a month You have sex twice a month Maybe

I don't believe you I'm dead ass serious I literally don't be Thirsty for that shit Let's pivot What about your career And your future What are you

Have you been thinking About that Comedy Yeah Because I think you're a really funny comedian. Thank you. You're working towards greatness. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah. No, I'm always thinking about comedy. This is shit. I'm really where I am in my career is that I'm genuinely trying to transition out of the rat race part of it. Okay. What that mean? Like, I'm not trying to get all the fucking accolades that everybody upholds so much. I would rather just build something that makes me genuinely fulfilled.

and if y'all want to join on join on but like chasing the the trophies i'm about done you know what that means you don't want no awards you don't want if i get i think i would get them if i do my thing niggas gonna fuck with me because i i'm me if i'm authentically me i'll get the rewards you sound like you're still on your mother's phone in the at&t plan because it sounds like you're you well my mama ain't gave me money since i was 14 really i got kicked out at 17 wait what happened what you do no mom my mama just she said get out of here she just wanted them mamas that's like you better get your ass out of here no nigga up in here underneath me like that yeah yeah she crazy not crazy she's she's just a mama she's a fan of the pod i hope

you know that yeah she listened my mama she wrote in oh yeah it's over with me today yeah but my mama we best friends now like all this stuff i'm talking about we have these conversations the sex part too that's why I'm worried about like if I was a parent like I would just be too

either I would be very aggy and stressed and like protective or I would just be like BFFs with my kid they wouldn't take me seriously

they'd be like they would call me Sid hey did you just call me Sid as a mother I could see your kid calling you Sid I would not like that

you called your mother by her name so it's in the it was in the family well that's cause me and we wasn't really rocking with each other That was a sign of disrespect for me.

Remember you called my mom by her first name? That was an accident. I was on speakerphone and Sidney was asking about my mom. And my mom said, who is that? You know, you, Marie, you told me her name and I repeated it. And you didn't tell me that we were on speaker. I didn't know. My mom was just like, who is that?

And I got a Haitian mom, so she was like, uh-uh. Yeah. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah, she uh-ohed me. I apologize. I'm so sorry. I don't even know her name anymore.

My mom don't listen to the pod, so you don't have to apologize for that. I don't even know her name anymore, so I'll apologize. You think you'll be a stressed out mom? Of course. Well, I won't be a mother, but I'll always be a friend. Anybody who has... People try to hit me with the auntie, the auntie... The auntie said...

I am not your child's aunt. I am a friend. I want everybody's kid, hey friend. I'm okay with that. I'm always going to be chill. We're going to go out. We're going to... So you don't want nobody's kids to call you auntie?

I'm not auntie, none of that. I'm Sidney So if I had a kid You would not want them to call you Auntie Sid Hey Mesty I want them to call me that Hey Messicas I'm no one's

Authoritative Relative or anything I'm friends I'm going to be in the photo like Hey girl I'm going to make you the godmother You don't embrace the fun auntie aspect of it You show up

give the kids gifts and get the fuck home those people are so responsible and they think about think about the the welfare of children at least half the day my brain is so clogged i'm not like kids will fall in front of me and i have a oh my and i'll fall with them it's just no don't i don't want anybody to give me that responsibility i'm already stressed just by my i could barely walk in a straight line sober and everything don't trust me with your kids

I feel that well I don't know if I would what you saying now I was gonna say I don't know if I would trust you with my kid

like leave them with you long term Marie but like for like a little bit for a day like I'm running to the store

for a day for a full day for a day oh I don't know a day in the house everything unplugged but everything is not gonna be

everything is you gonna have an air pod in water not running the baby's gonna be Drowning in the toilet. And you're going to be like, I put him down. Shut up.

No. The baby's going to come down. Crazy. Okay. So we do a segment, mess versus living. and I have a couple for you, Antonio. Okay. What's living, though, like?

Living is, like, it's just a part of life. Like, they're making a decision. Is it mess or is it living? Yeah, like, I have some pillow talk prompts that I want to do that with, but you could do yours and then I'll hit you with some of these. Okay.

Your friend applies to a job without giving you the heads up. Mess or living? Applies to the job and, like... Like, say, for instance, it wasn't stand-up. or or maybe it is stand-up and a friend your your boys from 14 years ago starts doing stand-up oh without like hey man i'm about to start stand-up or i'm in open mics and then all of a sudden you had a show and he like the crazy thing about the trains you know like oh that's a good

one yeah thank you uh i thought about it damn i would like to say on some real shit i would feel away because a part of me think like you my boy and part of you didn't want to say like do you think you can just do this better than me not better but without me without he's like what's up bro like you know i've been doing this for however many years you know what i'm saying i think it's a little messy but not enough for me to be like he's dead to me yeah like it's messy but i'm not messing with you type yeah i'll we we gonna shift you down in the relationship okay totem pole a little bit take some coins away for sure marie what do you think is it is it master of living it's only messy if you apply for a job list me as a reference don't tell me you listed

me as a reference and now i'm getting a call and i'm like oh this is the bank and they're like yeah so-and-so listed you as a reference and then i gotta be like oh well let me get her marie miss faustin and then i gotta come on the phone with another voice like hello good afternoon good afternoon oh one of my best employees oh yeah my nearest and dearest co-worker i think that's living that that scenario is living though yeah i'm just doing that to people putting people as a reference oh my bad dude will call me like bro who the fuck just let me go get us jp morgan they needed me that's good that's a good one but the stand-up that's messy okay here i just want to i feel like we wrapping up pillow talk mess and i just want to

read some specific pillow talk prompts yeah and y'all tell me if it's messy or it's just living or if you've had any of these conversations before okay here's the first one what's your favorite thing about me oh that's mess that's mess that's a trap door yeah you're it's a setup and it's it's like gun to head what's the favorite thing what's your favorite thing about me y'all don't like this no i don't you have i have to and it's just it's a setup it's like i want i want you to you know stroke my ego and also list some good shit let me know that you know the things about me that's most important don't tell me my eyes my ass the way you laugh i don't like that your love for the lord yeah no i don't want that man there's no right answer to that question you gotta list

everything or you gotta give some corny ass answer that's like so deep that they like oh and you like oh shit do you remember when we first met i like that one okay because you would be remembering i would remember yeah okay i like those are you sentimental yeah i like those i like the oh because i like detailing it back to them like you remember we did this and i took you to get ice cream and they'd be like yeah i do remember that do you remember when we first met antonio he said i only remember my hoes i don't know about my friends no damn no i don't for real that's valid but i fuck with you i love

We bros. We bros. All right, let me read two more of these. Is there anything you've been wanting to try in the bedroom? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mess. I think that's living, no?

Yeah, that's living. That don't feel like mess. I don't like the way the question is structured. Is there anything you would like to be trying? You'd be wanting to try in the bedroom? No. and that does sound like chat gbt that question yeah it does because this one too is also what's one thing you've been feeling insecure about lately this feel like white people pillow talk

yeah yeah this feel like seventh heaven like cw white people it's passive aggressive it's not really like just tell me what like hey man you want to do anal or nah like oh yeah okay yeah that's a different type of pillow talk no that's that's straightforward you want this butt or what Butt or what? Butt or what? Well, man. Let's go through some messages. We got some messages for you.

Yeah, we do. Okay. Insane family mess. First of all, love the show. Of course you do. Y'all are fantastic and deserve so much success. I found mess through Lacey and Amber's show. Look at that.

That's proper promotion. Really be hitting. It really do. Thank you, girl. Okay, let's get into it. My baby sister is a reckless pick me. What? What an intro.

I love her, but damn, the girl needs to grow up and stop trying to be every man's girl. She's 27, a single mom to a little boy to whom I'm a godmother to. It's so much going on. How are you the godmother and the aunt? The grandma is the baby. I am 30, a lesbian, and happily committed for over two years now. That sounds about right. Way back when I was 17 and closeted, I dated a man for about five years.

same girl but we didn't work out probably because i'm gay uh but ended on good terms and remain very close friends he dated girls after me but never really got over me okay hold on i know where this is going please finish this uh would would over the years stay stuff like um you're the one you're you were it for me and even at one point offered me 20k for an egg so he can have a kid with my genetics. Okay, I need to go

straight to the photos. Did she send a photo of him? How you look, girl? Did she send a picture of the man? She sent pictures of the family. That's a nigga tripping.

Yeah. Yes. So I know red flag, but we had a 12 plus years of friendship at the time and he was single

and wanted to be a father. He's single, but wanted to be a father. That's also a red flag. That's a red flag So I didn't think much of it And politely declined She didn't need that 20k

You know what I'm saying Somebody hit me right now Or the egg The egg is like $15 right now No I'm talking about I'm talking about the real egg I'm talking about the real egg A couple of years ago

He went MIA for 3-4 months when he popped back up he had been uh through a lot due to terrible decisions and was headed to rehab he got himself mostly back together and went into contracting in the middle east okay he's working it out he was a military vet so this made sense to me uh we remained friends but not as close as we used to be okay all of that to say his last two years for him was nothing but trauma and mess fast forward to this holiday season he returns to the area due to circumstances and my own boundaries respect for my relationship i chose not to see him even though he had almost died on the job okay girl you're really laying it in the pictures wait let's get to it what happened to the

baby my girlfriend my girlfriend would not be comfortable with it and to be honest he was not the man i once knew then him and my pick me sister start hanging out because that's what they do that's what they do this is how they stay in the mix okay before i know it she is at his family thanksgiving with my godson see picture below oh i love the references thank you girl now my sister didn't even have the decency to come to me as a woman and tell me she didn't write that but i was like you know come to me as a woman tell me that she was seeing my ex and then friend of 15 years damn double homicide that was me he he had told me but by christmas him and i were no longer talking i told them both i disapproved and strongly warned them against it i know them both and i knew this

just never worked and i did not want my baby sister trying to live the ghost of my past relationship or trying to put that broken man back together but this is crazy my family all disapproved they didn't say much to her and they didn't take a stand against it so much that when i opted out of the holidays due to much of my family being people who voted for trump oh my god it just keeps getting worse and worse she felt comfortable enough to have him over on christmas day now here we are post valentine's day and she was celebrating with a whole other man you know that was gonna happen sis they never stay around so i asked her directly if she still was seeing my ex-friend ex-friend ex-boyfriend she stated she hadn't spoken spoken to him since new year's

so my dilemma with the mess is do i let this shit go or hold it against her dumb ass for being desperate enough that she broke sister girl code for two months with a fling with this person that i warned her against her to not get involved with oh my god okay the bitches i'm out of this oh my god this girl code oh my god okay so this is the ex guy he looks a mess oh no and sister also i'm sorry girl she looks a mess as well but the family is beautiful the family is gorgeous can i see the sister yeah can i see the sister yeah i knew he was yeah and why he black i knew he i knew i could tell where this was going i knew he was gonna be thin built with a with strong cheesing features what are your thoughts what are your thoughts so is this this is his family

yeah that's his family i'm not too sure on the girl code part of it like i feel like i If it was my brother Doing some shit like this I wouldn't fuck with him You wouldn't fuck with your brother My little brother Fucking with one of my exes That is

No But this is an ex From when she was 17 She 30 now Yeah And she gay Okay Then you gotta

You still gotta hit me You still gotta keep me in the You gotta hit me I've We've done that before Like You and your brother Have done this before

Not my brother Like my homeboy Like a long Like you messed with her A long time ago She trying to get on that He'll be like Yeah I don't really get no fuck

Okay But you have to get that Otherwise you being creepy And sneaky You being malicious Yeah Sneaking around and shit Yeah

Like your sister knew damn well What she was doing So Yeah You can't She's still your sister But Obviously she will

Throw you under the bus For a nigga so Can't be trusted She said she's a pick me She knew that she was a pick me What is you know your sister better than anybody

I mean after hearing that he offered her 20k for the egg I thought the reveal the mess was gonna be that the sister had sex with him and that's who

the baby's dad was yo now that would've been it might be delicious delicious I did see the baby the baby look like

you think imagine imagine we ain't gotta imagine it might be there now what we gonna do for 20k are we gonna sell eggs

for 20k I don't think I need twenty thousand dollars twenty thousand dollars after taxes and all the other stuff is not really i mean but you're saying tax what if i just give you twenty thousand dollars for the egg but you gotta we gotta retrieve it and all that other stuff right they gotta pump you full of hormones yeah cranky oh wait is it is 20k not worth it for that process is it a crazy process when they pump you full of hormones so yeah you're sad and you're angry and you're bloated and you're crying

and you're this and you're like until they and then you gotta get surgery to take the egg out. You gotta get to retrieve it. I thought it just

You thought it fell out? I thought it just fell out. That's what a period is. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Antonio, you're not right. You said you want to be a dad

at 32? Not happening. He said he wanted to be married at 32. Did you say kids too? No, no, no, baby. You got some time. You got some time.

But they keep the curtain up during the delivery. Yeah. I'm gonna be on the other side of the curtain. You're not trying to watch the puppet show. oh hell no i bro my daddy passed out my stepdaddy passed out watching the baby being born i want to

see that and your mom had to be there for it yeah absolutely they were supportive on the other side it was like okay 20k for the egg though if it's all that then yeah that's that's not it no i mean i feel like it's gonna ruin my summer yeah i'm gonna get big i'm gonna be sad no you'd just be a little bloated but like i'm gonna be i'm gonna have cravens yeah i mean a little bloated i don't want to be bloated for the summer you don't want to be bloated for a week but if i could get 20k for my for my elder eggs sure i mean and my eggs been through it honey vintage a work i'm my eggs been through the civil rights oh girl not the rosa parks eggs yes they are they said it they They was sitting, honey.

They was not moving. Sidney said eggs is $15 right now. That shit. That's the real part. I'm sorry. I said that. Antonio, you've been an amazing guest. Can you please tell us, tell the people where they can find you?

You can just find me on Instagram at Antonio Kareem. Oh, I'm going on tour. I'm going on tour from March to April. I'm going on the West Coast, San Diego, Portland, Seattle, and L.A. So come fuck with me. I love that. And it's Antonio with an O With an O

And you have a podcast Where can people listen to that? Oh yeah I got a podcast With my homie Jordan Look at me being your management I got a podcast with my dog Jordan Fisher It's called Brand New Homies YouTube Brand New Homies

Spotify Brand New Homies Boom Wow And look at me and Sydney Vintage homies Look at that You the wind beneath my wings bitch And you're my 20k egg

you want me to give you some water shut up okay oh that's true you guys you guys please keep sending your mess we want audio please call us people been pocket dialing us yeah i don't like that's rude now that's mess also a man called us and just breathed yeah we would we would play it but the speaker not working um i don't know if we answered the mess question but um i would say forgive your sister uh she you know who she is and uh block the man from all family functions and you're gay now so you won't be having those issues again

now if she tried to take your girl it's Mrs. Kill her yeah kill her don't no actually

don't don't do that yeah allegedly we do not promote violence here on Mess we listen and we judge and we kill

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