MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Homophobic In The Bed

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

This week on MESS Syd and Marie are diving back into their life MESS. Dating mess, bed sharing mess, straight people MESS and more!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess hey sydney what's going on baby oh my god oh my god oh my god morning morning girls now we're morning girls i mean you've always been a morning person no i've really never been a morning person i don't know you every time i've called you in the morning you've always seemed like ready to get the day started now if you get the day started we don't know but you seem ready i'm not a morning person at all but i also don't like to lay in bed for too long because i feel like i'm losing day yeah yeah but i mean we've taken so many trips together and i feel like you're always fresh face you know eyes low but that could be from the edibles you had the day before breakfast edibles but for the most part you're like ready to go put your clothes

on abs are popping and let's go i'm ready i'm ready sydney anybody listening to this episode right now the only person who sound like a morning person is you well i have to pretend i'm you know i got that sag after uh card so i'm ready to act i'm ready to act like i like to be up at this time sydney has a job i have a job working girl i'm a working girl and um yeah no well now the i'm in a i'm in a writer's room y'all can you believe can you believe in the guild in the guild i was in the guild anyway now in the guild now was i paying those dues absolutely not but i'm i'm i was in the girl i'm not paying my sag dues allegedly they messaged me i'll be like what have you done for me lately yeah you know well i send you your residuals friend okay the riches some of

those checks be 61 cents so and if you if you really need your money take it out the check maybe they taking it out the check maybe that's why the checks be so low no i don't think they are for it that's not how residuals work well pay your dues so you can be in it so you can get get the money that's owed to you but i already worked so i should be getting my money anyway the checks don't even come from sag where do they come from whatever the envelope says but don't ever say sag hey y'all if if there's any listeners who ever want to get in this business I mean we really just we give you every detail everything that you need to know because we know it all we know it all listen I say ignore it until it becomes too big of a problem to ignore

that's how I deal with my issues it's served me so far I think there's a warrant out for my arrest right now because I haven't been paying my unemployment taxes whatever that means what girl Marie am I sitting next to a criminal yes girl we gonna be in the same

we gonna be in the same cell orange is the new black actually black is the new orange that's gonna be us together

I'm excited about my life on the run so yeah let's do it is that the is that the on the run hair on the run

this no the on the run hair needs to be more like ponytail-y you need to or like a short

little kitty cat wig oh I would love you like the mullet with the hair that you have for the mullet but without the mullet. Actually, the mullet pairs well with crime.

It pairs well. Everyone's like, fashion, girly, no crime. Crime, yes. Anywho, yeah, so I have to get, last week I had to get up in the morning

and I was asking people what to do to be a morning person and they kept saying, you have to go to sleep at an early, you have to go to bed early. And I said,

that's impossible. My job makes me stay up At night. I have to be up. I'm a stand-up. Stand-up should not be happening when the sun is on. What time did you go to bed last night? Oh, early.

Early. 11. Okay. 11. Me and the gal, out. Like a light. Like a light. Were you sleeping or were you in the bed?

No, we were gone, baby. Gone. We slept. It was beautiful. I, yeah. I actually sleep better when I'm with her. What? Yeah.

Uh-uh. Yeah. Yeah. no i'm like today i woke up and i said damn i am so lucky wow why are you so lucky um i don't know it's just like yo she came to my show she brought all these flowers she laid low she's like she looked great she looked at me yo people were dming me like yo shorty who you with is bad i was like what about me but yes yes yes yes no i she listen i she is really amazing and she just like after the show was just telling

me everything that she loved and wow hyping me up and she's like no no this is this is this is your thing you have to keep doing this and i was like oh thank you she said it over the waffles Do I need to get a girlfriend? Like, what? Girl, no, you need to get whatever you got right now. You can't. That's what you have. He came to the show.

He didn't bring me no flowers. Well, he, you know, he didn't want to do too much. But the next time he goes to the show, I'm sure he's going to bring you everything. A proper English breakfast and all of the flowers and, you know, and more and more. That's great, Sydney. But you are a relationship oriented person. I am. So it makes sense that you're like, I sleep better when I'm in the bed with her.

If I'm in the bed with somebody, my body is hot. My spidey senses are tingling. They breathe too hard. I'd be like, huh, what? I can't. And I've been sleeping in a queen-size bed for my entire life, I feel. So I need a king or a California king if I'm sharing a bed with somebody. Because you're too close to me.

Get off me. Oh, no. I woke up in a pool of sweat. No, for sure. I woke up. The hair was back here. oh okay so when your girl is here you don't you don't put no bond in you don't tie it up you just loose like the white ladies in the movies no I had I had a bond but I'm one of those people that

I don't know it just it's here when I put it on and then when I wake up it's across the room I don't know what it just does its own thing sound like you sleep wild I do I do she says that she says I kick her and I I take up all the the bed and that's not true right Marie You have kicked me You're a liar You do Your legs do be on You're a liar

Your legs do be You know Diagonal Take it back No Sydney Take your leg back I'm scared of you There's no way that I'm

Kicking you or nearing you Sydney I'm not saying you're kicking me But when you sleep You be like No No Marie You

One time I remember being in a car with you And my knee told you Sydney Sydney I don't Get your knee on your side Get your knee on your side

And after that I said You know what I'll make sure The line is drawn Let the record show Marie is queer Jason But she is homophobic In the bed

It's not even about that She's homophobic In the bed It's not even about that You don't want me on her I don't want anybody on me No no no The way you said

Uppercase Sydney Sydney Get your knee Knee on me You know when you're In the backseat of a car Right It's three people in the back

We hit a corner We turn Maybe everybody leans On your side For the turn Sydney will lean Into the turn And then be like

Oh this is I like this No sometimes you gotta be like hey babe babe no I don't have a good core I don't have a good

and that's what it is it's like I'm like hold it that's what it's about you don't have a good core I'm not leaning on you on purpose so I don't believe

that we've been in the bed for so many years together and you've been like I'm kicking you I'm touching you I didn't say you're kicking me my fingers is in your in your brain

100% you be in the bonnet under the like you be in it yes 100% in it You'd be in it.

I don't, and don't tell him I've been in it now. She's never been in it, but she's been on it. Anywho. Yeah, I,

I, sometimes I like sleeping by myself. Sometimes I like sleeping with somebody, but her particularly, I mean, she definitely calms my nerves

and, um, yeah, I put her, I put her on my phone now because I'm like, Oh, let me see.

She's the background? Yeah, she's the background. That girl, you took me off the background? That's amazing. I was in his background for years.

I know. Meanwhile, Maria's changing her fucking background Every other day All the time Every other day You're one of my backdrops Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh my God

Yeah This is gay You guys look great Yeah Girl You like it, right? When did you take this? When we were in Mexico

Remember I told you Your feet look little But your butt looks big Wow Feet little, butt big Feet little, butt big Well, that sounds like it's saying Your feet are little

But also big That's not what I'm saying Oh okay Yeah you know what I mean Okay yeah yeah But that looks great And on the new iPhone Yeah

The pixels are sharp Yeah it's so funny Because I In the show My Barbie show I said that You know I was hooking up

With this guy That wasn't my type Because he was You know Spanish You know I really date Black men And then I Crossed that out

I was like I really date women Black women And then I put Queen Latifah there And I heard you And I was like Oh

Cause she kinda She kinda look She kinda look Like I said That is Sydney's type I guess Yeah Cause you've been saying

Queen Latifah For a little bit of time now But I didn't really believe it Now I'm like I think I see it You see it I do see it Ooh

Ooh Just a smidge Just a little taste Yeah So I don't think I've ever put a man That I dated as my background You shouldn't

Men are embarrassing Don't ever don't ever put them out there don't post them don't what about i'm gonna post her either i'm not posting anybody ever again right that's that's done yeah we're going full isa ray with it yeah we it's it's unnecessary it's unnecessary and i just think um why do you have to do that do people know that you are with somebody they hear you talk about them why do they visually need to see them because we're we live in a time where people love being in other people's business everybody likes oversharing what they got going on it's like that's why reality tv is so popular

there's no greater business than somebody else's business yeah yeah and that's what we do we've been on a podcast for many years and we've have we not provided have we not given the people the people more than enough they'll want to see the visuals show me the visual we have been providing because you know i shared my little london excursion story and somebody went and sent him the damn clip. Somebody sent the man. Oh yes. That's right. Yeah. That was lovely. That was really lovely. But he sent it. Listen, I woke up to a bunch of WhatsApp messages. WhatsApp was ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And then a bunch of them deleted. I don't know what he was saying when I was sleeping, but he messaged me a lot of thoughts. He said, I told you

everything. Here we go. Here we go. What is everything? He said, I told you everything, But I left out all the good stuff The good things that he did No we Oh I heard the good things I said I spoke to her about that in private Yeah but we The only thing that we were like

That was crazy was the The damn song The Coochie Reaper Everything else was I He's got all of my Praises and thumbs up LOL

Yeah LOL We've But other than that I mean we've Years and years of our business Has been on many platforms Yeah

And so why do I need to, and the people I've dated, I've posted them before. I've done all, I've done the work. Yeah. And now it's time to bring it in. Bring it in. So you can hear what you're not going to see unless you see me in the street with her. In which case, lucky you. And we don't walk.

We take cars. Thank you. Also helicopters. You did take a helicopter in Brazil. I did. That was nice too. Yo, I really thought I was going to die in a helicopter. Yeah.

And I was like, I have not achieved enough to die yet. Damn. You ever feel that way? Yes. Every birthday. Every birthday I've been like, I haven't achieved enough to die yet. Yeah.

Or, or which is a joke that I've done before. I was like, I haven't achieved enough to die in a plane crash and be like the headline. I want to be Sydney Washington and others. That's what I want. Yeah. Yo,

remember we went to Cleveland with Mateo and we were in the backseat of a purple Uber listening to purple rain and with purple lights on purple lights and they were like drag racing or like doing donuts in the intersection and we thought a car was going to spin out and hit us. We were screaming in the backseat. Screaming and Mateo's like okay

everybody stay calm. I was like all I could think is one I cannot die in Cleveland and two Mateo's name is going to be in the article but our names are going to be real little at the bottom Mateo Lane and aspiring podcaster Mateo Lane and

two black besties yeah i don't want that in cleveland yeah i didn't want that for me so yeah i was like i got i got to do more but i think that's also we have done a lot and i think uh talking to my gal she's like you need to say the things that you've accomplished out loud over and over and again so you don't forget because we downplay we downplay a lot well i don't i don't think you downplay but i do think you need to write down everything that you've accomplished because you've done a lot.

I think because what happens is we work really hard on things and then we accomplish them and then we're like, what's next? Yeah. I got to do the next thing. And then we do the next thing

and the next thing and the next thing. But then when you look back at it, a lot of the stuff we have now is stuff that we said we wanted years and years ago. Let's talk. Yes.

What you accomplished, sis? What did I accomplish? Yeah. What did you do this year that you're really, really proud of? Girl, when I tell you I open up that escort bitch I was up in

Bank of America Talking to Paul And I said I was supposed to do this Last year And he said But you're here now And I said

Your business account Talking to Paul I slid off She's damp She's damp He said You're here now You're here now

Something fell out your pocket What fell out my pocket Oh yes Medication Medication Yeah I gotta take my meds Right Loose

You just got it loose In the pocket Loose in the pocket Cause I was like I'm going to do it when I eat. You can't have your medication without something on the stomach, on the tummy, because then you... Listen, hey, everybody who's ADHD, depression, anxiety, stop taking your meds on an empty stomach. You are burning the lining of your stomach.

Oh, is that what happened? Of your rectum, everything. Yeah, it's just chemicals. you need something to coat the body so that you can actually absorb what is supposed to be helping you focus and be less stressed and be less stressed yes y'all ripping and running and being like i'm skinny i'm petite i'm just gonna pop my meds and that's my food for the day then you've been looking crazy on the two train like does anybody have any wool does it so people be nodding off in in public because sometimes the the medication hits them

too strong oh it's too much for them and so you sometimes you'll just fall asleep on your on your medication if i take adhd medication and i fall asleep i'm gonna be pissed i need it's happened to me it's happened to you girl i can sleep on anything oh i truly believe if someone gave me cocaine right now it would do nothing for me nothing absolutely nothing cocaine meth everything nothing i can go you've seen me sleep everywhere but i've never seen you on cocaine or meth well i've never seen that's not true you've seen me i've never seen you on meth never meth sis i feel isn't meth a upper it is i'm king of the world i think he was on meth on Titanic that's why that's why they're me and Sydney jumped into the ocean one one one year

for your birthday and fully was singing that song with the white people in the sea yo I posted that when I posted that on the on the page people were like yo when was this I was like there's so many side quests that me and Marie have done that we have not put on the page. We have to just do a carousel of all the trips and stuff that we've done. I mean, yes. But I also feel like it's important to

just do stuff. Live it. Do it. It doesn't matter. You don't have to record every moment. Or maybe record it, but you don't have to share it. A lot of the stuff I shoot, I'm never going to post. You know what I mean? We be at shows. We be at concerts. People have their phones out

the entire time. how do you have the quality is shite baby how do you have this why would you pay 400 for tickets and then your your phone is really is like in the way it's in the middle of everything that you you need to see the experience with your own eyes but also not through your watching the video later it's not gonna hit the same no so take your little edibles take your shrooms take whatever you need to take to enhance your experience yeah and watch the damn show listen to marine She knows what's good She has the best experience

Get the best song Get a little BTS moment But then put your phone down You don't have to shoot everything Some of y'all be on FaceTime With your families And your loved ones And it's like

Or you're live Who's watching your stream, baby? No, I love the people Who are on live Because I was like I didn't have it To pay for the tickets So I'm just watching the lives

Do you know how many Renaissance clips And lives I watched? Because I was like I can't make it I didn't watch a single renaissance I saw all of it Oh

And I was thoroughly impressed But I was like How are you guys getting your What do you call these Tripods How are you getting your tripods And your lights How are y'all getting that

Cause they took my They took my light At Cowboy Carter And I almost said Fuck this show Yeah because Fuck this show They said Beyonce specifically

Said you can't come in with no light Hey Beyonce I'm sorry My little light That I got from Amazon Is not gonna You not gonna see it Okay cause you got

your fans and lights and everything cameras yeah but you're not saying that as somebody who is not Beyonce the perfectionist right you're saying that like you're the only one that was gonna come in with that light everybody would come in with a light if she said that they could do it because there was a girl at a Chris Brown concert and I saw this on TikTok multiple times full light full blast on her face she recording herself the entire show she's not she barely even recorded him good it's her recording herself because she really wanted to be i don't know put on the jumbotron or whatever yeah and aka the cold play cam and there's multiple people in the audience that have like direct eyesight of her and it's videos of her from mad angles just with that

bright ass light and everybody behind her was just kind of like like in the light she probably took an edible and was just feeling herself i think she was sober she was in manchester Manchester. Manchester. Just an orange white girl living her best Chris Brown life. You know what I actually wanted to bring up? It's not Beyonce, but it's Beyonce adjacent. I don't know if this ever happens to you, but people did this for my show.

Close friends of mine. Text me maybe an hour before the show. Rude. Hey, so sorry. I'm not going to make it. Oh, man. I guess I got to cancel the show. Hey, y'all.

Y'all got to stop. y'all gotta stop contacting artists the day of their show or whatever they're doing hey i'm not gonna make it i i don't know if you thought i was looking for you in the audience i i was not because i'm thinking about the show right so just text me tomorrow or call me tomorrow or like but i got like four texts four or five texts hey i'm not gonna make it the show is sold out so i'll be fine i'll be fine now if i only had 20 tickets and you you say you're not ah I'm gonna need you to be in that room yeah yeah yeah you know what I'm saying but I'm like are people texting Beyonce when they can't make it no because they're gonna show up regardless

oh your grandma died she's dead I still gotta see Beyonce yeah let's live stream the funeral so I can go to Beyonce put grandma on live I'm not saying I'm Beyonce but it's like for the night you are a fraction of a Beyonce you know what yeah I felt like I was 175 percent no I'm lying 175th of a Beyonce 10 percent 10 percent of a Beyonce I'm gonna say 0.0001 of Beyonce I don't know girl you was doing stunts Sidney got on the ground I was like wow I Whoa, physical comedy from Sidney Washington. I was gagged. I'm not going to lie.

It was the projector. It was like, because you won't be able to see me if I stand up. So I'm like, wow. No, you did like a cartwheel or a somersault or something. Thank you. And that's how you promote the show, sis. Thank you. It's a physical comedy happening at the Barbie show.

It's looks, it's laughs, it's lunges. It's lunges. Looks, laughs, lunges. Damn, Marie, you're really good. You're I mean I feel like you It's cause I haven't Eaten anything yet

Would you like a grape? No Nar I don't Would you like a muffin? Nar Nar Cause you didn't take

Any medication So you can be On an empty stomach Listen I went I got home at 2am I went to bed at 3 I was up at Why so late?

The show I have four shows last night Oh Yeah He's out yeah I'm outside Well actually I had four shows last night

Because Sydney did not have any So they were like We need another black girl Marie is here Let's put Marie On these two That we normally Would not have put her on

No I Yeah I can't do nothing During the week No more How was it Did you have fun The first show Was decent

Second show Trash Three and four Perfect That's why you gotta do Multiple in a night Yeah So that you can feel the waves

Yeah You're right The second one didn't go that well And I was like Hey you can't win them all Can't win them all But I got paid So I said a win is a win

And that's And I want everybody who's listening, it's not going to hit every time. Nope. And that's not, we're not just talking about comedy. We're talking about work, relationships, families. Yeah, that too. I don't even, I don't even, that's you. You talk about families.

I don't, I don't do that. You said families? Yeah, I don't have one. I said outfits. Oh, I thought you said families. You said, you said families. I said outfits. It's not always going to hit every time.

You said work, relationships, families. I said outfits, babe. i think my i think i need to take my medication because i can't remember anything now that's funny yeah Okay, so I wanted to talk to you about, okay, I watched this on TikTok. This girl pretended to be pregnant for nine months, Marie. Nine months. She's like posting.

People are sending her money. The guy that she was with and his family did not believe her. Well, yeah, because she probably wouldn't let him touch her stomach. Yo, it got so bad. Right before she was about to deliver, in quotation marks, she says, oh, the baby has some kind of, not defect, but something's wrong so she was gearing the people up to something might not be right they might might die she actually gets a doll that looks very realistic to a a newborn baby and

she's wrapping this bitch up swaddling this bringing it outside no nobody can touch her i cannot commit to the bit that hard that's not how like nine months sorry nine months sorry she was with a man yeah for the full nine months and they didn't believe her because obviously she wouldn't let him like see her belly and stuff right she's got she got a fake belly and everything yeah she ordered it wow they say that the the a-list actors are in hollywood now baby they in minnesota and they in salt lake i don't know i don't know i don't know where this girl was at but has there been anything that you like had to like keep a lie longer than you expected and you were able to stay with it?

I don't think so. You know, my memory's not that good. Lying is something that I can't really do too well because I might lie to you, forget that I lied to you, tell you the truth next time I see you. Like, and then now I got to keep my story straight.

It's just easier to be secretive. Ooh. Or brutally honest. You are brutally honest Brutally is a little bit harsh Honest Whoa That was brutally honest

If we take a poll Online Why would we do that? We should do that Is Marie brutally honest? Or honest Brutally Or brutally honest

Marie, you are brutally honest I don't know if I said this before I think you I probably just said it the last Episode we did But We pull up to Bella House We go there

We go there all the time You have your show We have multiple shows there There's a dog Named Bear Oh my god You don't know his name And you were like

Oh who this three legged dog No I tell you It is a three legged dog here That's what his name is It's Bear Her name is Bear But she got three legs

That's brutally honest Yes Asking where the three legged dog is She has a name The name is, the legs is implied. A bear has two legs. This bear got three. So, what?

That's me being, it's a dog. It don't have no feelings. That's not true. Wow, Marie. I can't believe you just said that. You're going to lose a lot of people on that. I'm going to lose my PetSmart sponsorship for saying that? Yeah, they do have feelings.

Girl, the dog has three legs. What? Chat, am I wrong? it's you could have just been like is the dog here no i need to specify the one no there's only one dog marie so that's what i'm saying it's mad white people that work there it could be multiple dogs no but that's how marie is about you know you ask her a question and she's like that's what you really want to do that's that's how you want to see it say it share it oh okay i I wouldn't have done that, but yeah, okay.

See it, say it, sort it. What you want? Sydney, you really feel a way about, you think the dog is mad at me? Don't bring such and such. They can't dress, and I don't like how they smell. That's how you, you're brutally honest. But I'm saying that to y'all. I'm not saying that to them.

That's brutally honest. That's honest. Brutally honest would be if I said it to them. Hey, you can't come because I don't like you. You smell bad, and you can't dress. Okay. That's, that's, that's mean. that's in their face telling them that but to the group chat the safe space in invisible ink i'm

typing it that's not brutally honest that's demure babe that's that's delicate that's delicate is it delicate honestly is that where we're calling it now when marie is brutally honest just call it delicate it's actually delicately honest that's crazy yeah it's fine but yeah watching it play out i was like yo i just couldn't imagine having to keep up with a lie for that long i have lied i have lied we all lied and i got i got caught up in the lie and i got shown you're not good at lying so you might as well just be honest okay so i'm i'm sure he's heard this story i don't know if he even listens to this podcast he don't this was in this was first of all this was in high school so it's i'm not that i'm so many people i'm on sydney 5.0 now

yeah yeah sydney high school you that we don't even know her she don't even go here i dated an older man um who had a uh a black widow tattoo on his neck and uh okay and b2k braids b2k braids b2k braids well how long were the braids did they pass the spider or is they like above the spider I think, I think they, did they make a web? He wasn't that creative, but I was dating him. Um, and then I went to college and so, uh, and he lived in the Bronx. So it was like, I'm, I'm going on to, to better, sir. I'm, I'm probably going to leave moving on up.

I'm moving on up. Right. So I get to college. Uh, I meet a guy on Facebook and, uh, yeah, he was going to, he was going to a really good school in, in Philadelphia. And so I could see a future with him. Very tall, abs, came from a good home mother, father. They got a house in Westchester.

Why are you not married to him? Because I'm gay, Marie. But you said you could see a future with him. I couldn't even really see back then. But I said I could see it. If I could really see, I should have saw that I was going to get my ass kicked out of the school. Oh. Which later on happened.

Wow. Plot twist. Plot twist. I finished and we sitting in the same room. Me being a morning person. Okay. So now I got two minutes. I got two men's older spider and a young.

He was on his way to be a doctor. A young doctor. Yeah. A young doctor. But she doctors this. Yes. She is. But she is a doctor.

now what kind of doctor um i think like heart surgeon or something yeah no really good we're very successful i knew he was going to be it's not maybe not successful with me but he's going to be successful in life into who i you know i'm young i'm i don't know what i'm doing i know that i had a lot going on and so i can't keep up with the sex i can't keep up keep up with the sex yeah Cause I I'm having sex with both How? One's in the Bronx

One is visiting me And then the other one Was back at home And I went I was doing both Oh I was traveling She was on tour

Pussy on tour Pussy on tour Pussy on tour I would actually like to see The merch for the pussy tour The pussy The pussy tour Was crazy

So crazy that In the summertime I was working at Victoria's Secret I was wearing A pantsuit A shiny pantsuit From BB

Yeah And, you know, Aldo loafers. I was really business oriented and wearing amazing lingerie. Now, do you have to wear a suit at Victoria's Secret? Yes, you do. You have to wear a black blazer and black pants. Oh. Yeah.

I don't feel like that's the policy no more. Probably not anymore. But, you know, I was in the, you know, the first iteration of it. The inaugural class. Yeah, it was really about making sure these girls are wearing the right bras. Sister, you are not a B. You are really a D. ease up off it

you're like you're on the last the last hook your strap is all the way loose like it don't fit yeah that's what I was doing

I was told we're supposed to wear a bra on the last hook if it's on the last hook but you still have a lot of skin coming over it that means it's too small

that means it's not that's not your band and if you have if the top titty is doing that if the cup runneth over It's just It's like dough coming out

The can It's time to let But this is my favorite bra It does not fit It doesn't fit Anywho Marie So I'm Working at Victoria's Secret

I have this You know Boyfriend in Philly And Bronx boo And Something overlapped I am

You hooked him too close Yeah I am Something happened And I'm You know Preguntas No that's questions But what's pregnant in Spanish?

Pregnant oh it's embarrassing because a lot of people will be like oh my god and then like a mom will panic because it's like a white girl meeting her boyfriend's mom and they'll be like you're pregnant and they're trying to say I'm embarrassed

which is not okay yo soy tiene bebe that's what I yeah that's what I was wearing a BB With a bibi With a bibi

Your tingle With bibi In bibi I had a bibi In a bibi I had a bibi In a bibi And I was like

Yo I got I said How did this happen How did So What happens When two people

Love each other Yeah Yeah So I tell I tell both of them Who you tell first I tell Braids

Oh Braids I should have told doctor First It sounds like that just occurred to you now. Yeah. I should have. But I told Braids and he was like, okay, well, let's do this.

Oh. Because, you know, he's like, what else am I doing? When you said he was an older guy, how old was he? Like 29? No. Maybe 20, 25. And I was. 17?

20, 19. Something like that. He should go to jail. No, I'm kidding. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. So, I tell both of them, he says, okay, well, I'll give you half. Half?

Yes. You gave me all of it. He did. He did give me. You literally gave me all of it, and that's why I'm embarazada. So, you're going to have to come up off the other 250, because I'm not spending my Victoria's Secret checks here. I'm spending money on you. That's why I work so hard.

Sure. I got to buy some lasers. I gotta go to Aldo and get shoes that pinch my toes I can't afford to pay for this because we have and then I had another friend who was like

she had recently had one it was her first one just want to put it out there that's not her thing that she does but we don't know her just in case she's listening I'm giving the right story So

This is her first one She's like I don't know If your mom has insurance What kind of insurance She got Cause she can get it done On her

She got Blue Cross Blue Shield That's good insurance Top tier American insurance Well I don't know What's happening now With everything That went on

And where you know Trump don't want nothing We can't have nothing Nothing We can't have nothing Nothing Nothing America the ghetto

So I look it up She's like oh yeah you just need all heart information you know like her date of birth i said date of birth that's gonna be the toughest thing to get because this bitch is tight clenched on the whatever it is at the end yeah i don't know what my mom's date of birth is either she would know my family would not come up you wouldn't know how old somebody is until it's on the obituary and you're like sunrise and sunset that when you saw that sunset you're like oh so you was really 72 bitch okay

cool cool you've been telling me 60 for so long listen if a girl can't lie about her age what can she do right if i can't lie with my homegirl at bella no chase about how old i am or where can i go you know exactly mundo so um go to go to pp um with my with my no he comes the braids he shows up because at first he's like it's against my religion i'm not here for this i can't give you no money is that lets him do what he did you know how christians do oh i don't know where it is in the bible but christians is like uh you know lay hands on but no hands in to take out baby so baby now he came with you but he didn't give you the 250 because now you could have just had the whole amount right there he didn't give me he came in a tracksuit and i said i'm the one that needs to

wearing a tracksuit. He came in a tracksuit. Now talk to me, Sidney. What does one wear to get in a bobo? What was the fit? Were you wearing like college sweats?

Were you wearing leggings? Juicy couture. Juicy couture on the butt? Now, I know they don't want to have that kind of collab, but I was. I had the terrycloth.

What color? Champagne? No, bright orange, bitch. I was doing too much. I was doing too much. Oh, okay. That's what I had. Oh, no, no, no.

I had the velour navy. That's what you wore to the Planned Parenthood. PP, yes. so go there with him and I think another friend was with me too because he wouldn't sit with me

he was there but he wouldn't sit next to me inside inside very dramatic very sir what are you why are you here

Sydney you know these men are emotional he just wanted to make sure is it done is it handled like you know is it handled so go

then I gotta go go back to school and you know you get in a bobo then have to go back to class oh you know actually you know what happened

so i cashed the the money i cashed the money that the doctor gave me and um the new ipod nano came out so you said i need to listen to tunes i need a soundtrack i need to mess the ass lifestyle i got yeah yeah yeah yeah so get the ipod nano and he is pulling away braids is pulling away from me You should have pulled away before the baby was put in there If he would have pulled out, that really would have helped Honestly, truly, that's what the Bible say I think Just pulling me back, back, back

Back, back So I end up getting this iPod Nano And I gift him Whoa! That's the craziest thing you've said all story He didn't give you money for the abortion So you used the money

From Dr. Daddy to give this man the Nano? Why? So he could put Christian Mingle jingles on it? Girl. I couldn't even believe that I gifted him the iPod because I wanted the iPod Nano so bad. Why did you give it to him?

Because I just wanted him to come back. And you know you can't get these men without bribing them with something. Girl. You got to give them something. You don't have to bribe these men. Not really. You got to get them a PS5.

You got to give them butts. like there's just so many things you gotta get free the nano was 250 like actually the nano was more than that i had to put more money to get the nano what is wrong with you now now i'm in the negative i'm in the negative let me take my jacket off i'm getting hot you remember what you did wrong it's getting hot in here you gave him the nano and you put money on top of it yeah no yeah It was embarrassing. So then, you know, months later, doctor starts putting things together. And he's like, yo, I don't I don't even really think that was mine. There was no way we were a condom. You didn't even give him the nano, sis. If anybody deserved the nano, it was Dr. Daddy.

Why would I give him a nano that he knows that I give? You know what I mean? Well, it don't matter. He doing the math now late. yeah he wrote me a oh when we you know what it is we broke up and then he wrote me this long email about like you know what i don't trust you i don't believe you like you know you you're so fucked up you know i'm i'm putting stuff together and it just it doesn't it's not adding up and it's like well it don't have to add up because it's gone the money's gone the baby's gone yeah that other man is gone he took the nano and scrammed and he was like on the nanos and so yeah but i had to keep up this live for i think maybe about like a year

no and i never and i never admitted to it admitted to it until obviously was damn near i don't know 30 something we did we shot a pilot or shot we were like testing for something and that i told that story then now let's get back to your mom's insurance because you got this on her insurance i know there's a letter to the house that told her they paid for something let me tell you y'all insurance places or whatever y'all are mess y'all are crooks because y'all send the invoice months later i didn't forgot about all the work they've been done yeah so she hit me three months later like what's up with this anesthesiologist and you're like hundred dollars you're like i I don't know anesthesiologist.

I said, that's your insurance. Why are you asking me about your insurance? Right, right. And she said, yeah, but I haven't had an anesthesiologist. I said, didn't you get some work done on your teeth? She said, no, Sydney. Girl, you can't. She said.

Girl, you can't say I'm brutally honest and ask your mom if she got some work done in her teeth. Hold on now. It gets better. She said, did you get an abortion? I said, did you? You asked. Girl you asked your black mom If she got a divorce

My black mom Your black Christian mom Ramona was not having it yo Tore me up And I said Now if you would have done that Three months ago I wouldn't have gone to

PP You had already did the work mama Babe Babe If you had pushed me down the stairs Three months ago I wouldn't have needed An anesthesiologist

Exactamundo Exactamundo The math don't be mathin' over there in harlem you surely don't nope i said you working you working backwards mom babe you need to be going forward yeah yeah yeah let's move through past this yes oh we did we did wow yeah i remember she had a um a name ring that had rw on it and when i told you she hit me so hard with like i had an indent on my arm it said rw rw but backwards w r and no but for the rwme it right to your wrongs that's what i mean

right your wrongs let's get tattoos right your wrongs she hit you on the arm she hit you on the tits she hit me everywhere and she called me everything except a child of god or her child for that matter so right i learned my lessons did you learn your lesson i didn't i didn't but i knew not to i knew not to talk to her like that i didn't know that but you knew that before you talked to her like that yeah but sometimes you just gotta you gotta see you gotta throw things at the wall and it'll um it'll wash out in the rinse or whatever yeah yeah write that down if you didn't write that down anywho wow see and y'all want to see my girl no i didn't already look you you see that you give

and you give i'm doing too much and we give and that's why i can't show the people i'm with because i don't want to embarrass them she was at the show and i was saying all this stuff and i was like uh i know she's shaking her head i think she was laughing she was yeah actually she was shaking her head in laughter yeah she's like you're not that person anymore i said thank you my wholeness my crackness has been deleted your wholeness your crackness has been deleted because you know I used to do drugs and be a hoe and be a hoe I think that's what your 20s is for though mess yeah I I literally look some days I wake up in the morning I'm like damn I should have done more dumb stuff like it's watching your show I was like man I didn't really live you're doing

it now marie you're living now you're living and you know it's not it's not it's so fun it's so are we bitch we are living you first of all you you're so funny you're stunning no you're no no no you have your life together somewhat somewhat somewhat you have money yeah you don't need these 20s are for hot mess escapades you know doing drugs and people being like you did what last night like you can't be you know 30 plus i mean i guess you can be you could be whatever you want and experiment but your 20s are for doing dumb stuff and people being like man we crazy we crazy we almost got kidnapped last night like i mean sure i was jumping in cars with strangers and taking pictures of their license plates and sending them the pictures to my family like hey

if you don't see me i didn't get any of those i would have instead of sending me that man's shoes I would have loved the license plate. Girl, I was in a cab. I'm not guessing you a cab number. I don't even know. And you know, your SIM wasn't connected to your location. So I didn't know, you know, your Find My Friend was not working. Well, I'll tell you right now, friend, I'm going back to London in December for Thanksgiving.

I know. You mean November. What did I say? December. Yeah, well, I meant November. Maybe the universe wants me to go back in December, too. Okay. And you know we're here for that.

No, but I'm going in November. And Yeah I mean I guess we'll see what happens I'm not trying to be in like A long distance thing Why?

Cause that's the longest distance Girl It's like a five hour time zone Land difference So what Marie First of all That man be calling you

He do be calling me Calling you Calling you Calling me Say my name I live the life of a celebrity I do live the life of a celebrity You do.

Okay, that man caught you. Yeah, but it's like. He got any time minutes for you, bitch. Yeah, wow. Roll over. Okay. Roll over. Indeed.

Girl. But yeah, I don't know. I don't want to be in a long distance thing, but maybe I'll meet somebody at the airport on the way back from the trip. And that's the love of my life. Marie, why do you run away? What you talking about?

He is far away. Let him love you. let him love you from afar maybe you just don't get it you're so unserious first of all you're busy you you have shows you're running around you you you're traveling right you can't have nobody up under you you don't want that no somebody literally underneath the neck the nape of your neck ah you'll be annoyed yeah so having but But flying to London. I mean, I'm about to hit platinum medallion because of this trip.

Yeah. And that's a gift. That's what I need. But it's not really a gift because I'm paying for the ticket. Now, we got to change that. We got to change that. That we will change. And I believe you will change that on this trip.

This trip will change so much. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Oh, you know, I am saying too much. You know, you're right. You're right. My bad. I didn't say you said anything.

Listen, girl. Girl I'm sure they gonna send him That clip too They said that you didn't Pay for the flight So what's up You bored

And then he's like Well the next time you're I will make sure You know what I mean That's what it's about Send him the clip Yeah Send him the clip

That's the clip Yeah So I think I think first of all We need to That age Throw it away

No Why are we subscribing to that Because Your 20 Your teens and your 20s you're allowed to be dumb. You're allowed to experiment because you don't really know nothing.

So you should be able to try all the things. As you get older, you know better. You know right from wrong. You know you got to be up in the morning. You know you got to wrap it up. You know, X, Y, Z. So I just, I feel like I should have done maybe a little more crime in my 20s.

Since you're doing the crime now. Well, allegedly, allegedly. But I'm just saying, like, you know, like, I remember when I was young, when I was in high school, I had friends that were like a year or two years older than me. So I was the youngest person in my friend group. And so.

As you are now. Thank you so much. You know, history just repeats itself. And there was a girl that was talking to my friend's boyfriend or something like that. And they were like, we gonna pull up to her house. They said, Marie, you coming with us? Because if she hits you, you're a minor. And I was like, say less.

So I jump in the Honda Accord. I'm ready to go. Right. We get to this ladies. We get to we knocking on the door. I think the mom came to the door. Can we help you? Like and it was like, I mean, no fight actually ended up happening because, you know, the girl wasn't trying to fight. She stayed behind that screen door. But, you know, that's stuff that you do when you're 16, 17, 18. You know what I mean? When we've been maybe not 18, but definitely 16, 17. But like me now, we're going to go fight this girl. Why? Why do we have to fight her? You don't have to fight her.

What does she do? You wouldn't have to fight her regardless of the age. You have things that you're doing. You have stuff to look forward to. And you're beautiful. We are not fighting. No, we're not fighting. We don't do that.

It doesn't matter what age you are. I was never about that fighting life. I remember, oh, this is crazy. I remember high school. I transferred to another high school for my best friend at the time. And that's my problem. I get caught up with the best friends. And I'm like, I'm your ride or die.

so i transferred to the school people don't like her they can't stand her and i'm just like why she's beautiful girl she was nala nala on broadway okay the very first nala for a lion king so she could sing i was like you know what they're haters they can't stand her yeah a light-skinned queen that she is princess they're mad they just can't wait for her to be I was letting you do it because I was like I know you're because they just

can't wait to kick no they just couldn't wait to kick her ass and so I pull up to the school I'm thinking that

she didn't tell you that people didn't like her no because then I wouldn't trans I'm leaving my school because people wanted to kick my ass now why would she

she was like you should come here why would you want to get your ass kicked alone when you could get your ass kicked together that's what friends are for

that's what friends are Tonight is the night Two become one And one becomes four Cause they was gonna Break y'all in half So I get there We on the

The third day Of school I walk in I got my curls From the Dominicans I got my cute Plaid skirt Knee high

Stockings Platform I think I'm I think I'm Dion In Clueless absolutely come in looking cute she's cute was there a blazer no blazer no blazer just like a cute like um long-haired uh sweater or whatever and so go in looking good feeling good i'm walking down the hall i feel something go past my shoulder i don't know what it is but something i sit down

i'm like that's weird go to my next uh class more things are flying past me i have no idea what's going but it's not hitting you but it's not hitting me but it's flying past me so i'm like whatever this is these people have terrible aim sure um and so the next class more stuff is being thrown not hitting me the last uh class i go to a whole bag of skittles hit me in the back of my head now taste the rainbow bitch and they didn't say that but that's how it felt when it hit me oh i wish they had said it that would have that would have ate with that but you know what they They didn't speak well. They didn't really have their words together.

I don't even know. Was it skittles? They were one of those stutterin' ass bitches. She could sing and they couldn't speak. That's why they hated Nala. They looked like boulders. I turned around. It was two big rocks standing in front of me.

And I said, who threw the motherfuckin' skittles? It's quiet in the hallway. Everyone, you know when it's, and everyone's like. Now, why wouldn't the rocks say anything? They big rocks. You small, flat skirt. Because they were like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Nobody threw the Skittles over here.

And I was like, yes, you fucking have. I was like yelling, screaming. Spit was coming out of my mouth. I was so upset because I couldn't believe it. Curls bouncing. And they didn't even throw like, they didn't throw all the Skittles. They purposely took out the reds, the purples, and the yellows. And it was only the oranges left.

But the orange is good. They ate the purple? Oh, they dumb. They are D-U-M. That's why they were left back many times. Also, how much work is that to take all the Skittles out and put back the ones that you don't want? They had time. It's not like they were learning in class.

It was not like they were doing their homework or writing anything down. They didn't have no notebooks, no paper. Thin backpack with a full- No backpack, no nothing. They just showed up in really cool sneakers and was ready to be bullies. Okay. Now, when you describe these rocks, I'm seeing the sisters, the Ashy sisters from Proud Family. The blue girls.

That's exactly. You nailed it to the tea sister. Yeah. One of the girls was named Mushy. Mushy? Mm-hmm. Yo, Mushy, if you watching this right now, R.I.P. She might be.

I don't know. That's why I said it. The way she was living her life, I was like, there's no way she's going to have a long term in this. A long journey. But maybe she turned her life around. Maybe. Mushy, if you out there, send us a message, Mush. Mush, send us a mess message.

Mushy might be a messy right now. Oh, hey, Mush. Who knows? hey mushy but they're yelling at me and now they're legit about to fight me and one of the teachers comes in pulls me my bestie at the time she's getting pulled into another room and we're like all right okay girls don't worry everything's gonna be fine and then mushy walks past she's like that's all right we're gonna wait for you after school and so i said they're not really gonna be waiting for it they were waiting after school they brought bloods blood they said that they

had box cutters outside waiting for us they were waiting outside so i couldn't go me and my bestie at that time couldn't go home until like maybe six o'clock and school that started like two what it was scary and from then i was like i don't know if i'm gonna speak up for myself ever again that's okay i'll just i'll just take it it was just skittles i actually love candy and you do love candy I'm obsessed so so after that

what happened they didn't bother you guys no more they did there was I mean it was so many conflict managers that tried to get involved

it was I was like girl why did you have me come to this fucking school you already know I had problems I'm just trying to learn I just want to learn and I want to paint

and I want to mind my business what are we doing here I want to learn how to play spades they were teaching that in school at the time cafeteria no they didn't teach me

because I always wanted to be involved and every time I was like I'll be your partner Everybody would turn their backs Like He ain't got no space for you Yo there's a place in Brooklyn

That Reggie posted about That's doing Spades Lessons They were doing it When I was going We Yeah

I'm gonna see if they're gonna do it Back up again But we should definitely go Cause I don't know how to play spades It's hard to say it out loud Friend Saying you don't know how to play spades It's actually not that hard

For me to say it I'm not black American I am Caribbean American Here we go So I don't know We don't play spades We play domino We play

Let's read the bible And pretend that we learn something but don't change. We don't play spades. We play games. We play games. You surely do.

You know how to do that. So after that, I was just like, yeah, I don't fight. I don't want to do that. And so I've always moved in a way that like, let's talk it out.

Let's chat. Why can't we use your words? Why do you have to I'm a not that much of y'all fight, fight, fight. Hit him to the left. Hit him to the right. You know who I wish I could hit?

Actually, that was just a segue. Okay. You know, I bumped into my stalker the other day. Again? Again. Girl. A block away from, a different block. The other side of my apartment.

And, you know, he was with his dog. Girl, as much as you've talked to him, you've never said he had a dog. Oh, yeah. He had a dog the whole time. He's had a Dalmatian the entire time. Marie, that's something you would mention, though. Well, the dog don't live with him. live with your mom

upstate formations need space to run plus people in New York want to turn them into coats so that's why you know what I'm saying in the upstate they don't know nothing

about style upstate they just Marie what is in that little go-gurt you got going on what are you talking about what are you saying girl

he's had the dog the whole time it's not your dog if it's at your mom's place and you can't take care of it What are you giving money To support the dog It's still not your dog

Where are you going to get this face The issue is not the dog The issue is he was a block away from the crib That's the issue Mind you I'm walking down the street I just had a nice little breakfast Because I needed to eat before I took my medication That I ended up not taking

Because I was so you know But I was like oh but I've been in the house all morning Let me take the long way home Take a little walk I turn the corner I see the dog first I'm like, oh, what's all this shit? I think those are like fun dogs. We don't see them enough.

I look up. He's already looking at me. I'm like this. I can't go the other way. I've already started coming this way. I walk over there because I'm like, what are you doing over here? He's real chatty. Hey, so me and the dog went to the dog park and then we wanted to come over here.

And because, you know, this place has the best egg sandwiches. You can get an egg sandwich on any block in Brooklyn. What is he doing with the dog in the city? He was telling me what he was doing with the dog I wasn't paying attention He needs to get his shots Here's me What you doing here?

He's like, so Marie, have you been traveling? I said, oh, you've been watching my stories You've been listening to the podcast Because why would you ask me that? You've been traveling? Yes, I have Where you been? I said, all over

And you have He's like, oh He's like, well, don't be mad you know the universe the universe he grew up like this like the universe is bringing us together

I said that's not the universe this is you you're a stalker because you know where I live you're a stalker you're not that's not the universe he tried to blame it

on the universe I was like you are I'm a girl does he have an air attack on you I'm just like what is going on no I would have

found it already so what are you going to do what you mean what am I going to do I'm going to stay alert I'm going to stay vigilant I'm going to start

carrying mace now do you know how to use it i think you just hit the button you make sure the hole is facing the other way and you now would you be mad at me if i maced the dog pepper spray the dog i don't have any comments girl you was mad i called that dog three-legged so i'm sure you'd be mad if i pepper sprayed the dog i wouldn't but i might but i won't but if i need to i will Marie it's all fun and games girl it's not fun

this is not a game your face it doesn't seem like it's not fun you think I'm having a good time seeing this man that I don't want to see

a block away from my house across from my my good liquor store so what do we have to do to let him know you have to leave you can't be in the neighborhood anymore

we have enough gentrifiers as is why are you here I don't know girl Should we read a message Before we go Yes Hey queens

Long time fan Briefly new listener From Melbourne Australia I'm ready to drop A big bag When y'all tour The podcast

In Australia Anyway My mess Is my bitch ass In-law A little back story I am a young Sexy

Lit and turnt 23 year old Queer male In a heterosexual Relationship Wait Lit and turnt lit and turnt

lit and turnt 23 year old so basically queer male in a heterosexual relationship that's what I was

I am confusion but keep going okay so basically my brother's partner has a long history of talking shit

about myself and even my partner but we have always let it slide because our niece and nephew mean the literal world to us and they love us down

they're always asking to come over and they cry every time we have to leave. They mean the literal world to both of us. We've had previous altercations and the in-law will go out of her way to make sure we can't see the kids if we were to press her about talking shit about us.

I'm at a place where I'll hear things she said about me and I'll let it roll off my back because at the end of the day, she is nearing 30, no job, two kids, and still living with my parents. Aid. I've also come to the realization that I don't care what she has to say about me

because first of all, look at her credentials. And at the end of the day, her children love me and that means more than anything she could say about me. But it's when I hear things she's saying about my partner

that makes me want to read her so nasty she starts filling out job applications or signs a new lease. Mind you, everyone in our family has problems with her and ultimately my brother should just leave her bitch ass.

We all know he's staying with her for the sake of the kids so we all just let her do her weird one for the sake of him and the children which is mess I know as I mentioned I am a new listener and have been listening to old episodes the one with Dwayne Perkins has been my favorite so far y'all talking about discernment and the fact that people really deserve less grace and I was thinking to myself is me choosing peace just

successful discernment or should I be pressing her because she deserves less grace anyway I just wanted to know do you guys think it's just living that I let her say anything about us even though it doesn't bother me or my partner and we just keep the peace for the sake of our niece and nephew or is it mess that i let her say whatever she wants and should i let my girlfriend run a fade with her i love you guys in the severest of ways please please have bob and monet on soon or i'll start a petition signed margot robbie you are hilarious whoever you are come to the front come to the front I need you in the DMs

because I need to see your face because you're queer in a heterosexual relationship I got what I'm envisioning I want to know if you look like that this is what I need

a visual for like when you send a message like this I need to see you I need to see the girlfriend maybe even the niece the nephew you know

but yeah you could have sent us some visuals is it mess or just living that they let her say what she wants or is it really living to let the girlfriend run the fade some people really love kids because

the way I'd be like I see when you get older when you're 21 we could really do some work what is her problem with y'all though everything she seems unhappy yeah and sometimes you don't have any control of that and uh you know I understand keeping a peace because also arguing with a person like that is it's gonna it's too much tit for tat and if you have things to do and you have a life I don't want to get caught up in that but

how much do you love the kids you really want to see these kids like that then I you know I think it's not mess that you're

just letting her say whatever it's like girl you talking to the wall I don't hear anything that you're saying give me them damn kids I want to see my niece and nephew

yeah but I think that the longer you're able to let this stuff slide off your back the more she's going to realize that it's not offending y'all at all

and she's going to be she's going to start withholding them kids it feels like that so be it so be it I was like, hey, if you want the kids to be mad at you because you're taking them away from all of this glory, all of this beauty and fun, so be it. But also, how are you as a 23-year-old more mature than somebody who's close to 30?

Age ain't nothing but a number. And I hate that that man, you know, came up with. It's just so ironic in a nasty way. But it really is. Like we really be holding this number to like so many like requirements and things that you're like, oh, this is what it should. It's not the way people brains are fried, the way people are not emotionally intelligent, the way these people just scroll all day. They have no sense of urgency or adulthood happening. so it makes sense and she's living with his parents yeah she don't know she don't know

maybe she's postpartum she might have postpartum oh you know she got two kids she's depressed and it sounds like the the the brother is with her because of the kids she's not even being loved right like you know i don't know what the insurance situation is in australia but it's got to be better than america it's got to be you know call somebody i'm surprised that you mentioned that That's good. Post-mortem? Marie, you really are. Brutally honest.

No, giving more grace. Discernment. Discernment. We're doing it. Yeah. So I think it's living that you're just trying to get by to see these kids. And it's all going to rinse out in the wash. If you're supposed to see them, you will.

Thank you, friend. I wanted to bring up one more thing. Yeah, girl. The floor is yours. And then we're going to wrap this up. And this is not towards you because you actually really, um you're one of my straight friends that i don't really have a problem with i'm really tired of my straight girlfriends i'm i'm tired of them because i am a lesbian so i don't have to deal

with male-centered conversations or situations and i'm exhausted i mean so i i don't know what to say anymore i'll be having a good time with my gal i don't really have much i you know i have a couple issues and i i talked to you about it but for the most part we chilling you know and so now i have to hear about them not these guys not pulling a weight not treating you right not showing up not how am i how am i better than your man how am i better than your man how am i how am i better than the the person that you're interested in that's weird some people have bad taste sydney hey and lots of people have bad taste as somebody who partook in the you know dick and balls genre The dick and balls genre

Is crazy I had bad taste as well Girl you can't say abortion But you can say Dick and balls genre You can't say Planned Parenthood But you can say

Dick and balls genre That's crazy The gag is You don't even like it But you can say it It just rolls off the tongue It literally And do bitch

Dick and balls genre My bad But I digress Please continue With your rant Miss Mamas we have got to find something else i want the gals to get on a zoom and get hobbies you got to get a hobby or invest in your your friendships that are actually by the wayside

because you're spending so much time trying to cater to these men's and it's not just it's not just my friendships it's it's like everybody's friendships everybody like you coming in you laughing at these guys you're not expecting shit you you doing what you're doing you like i'm i'm going back to sleep and living my life that is the energy that i need from everybody on the line on the line stand up i don't want to because all i can tell you to do is leave him leave him and you don't want that and that's the thing sometimes y'all be talking to me I am I am not the dumpster of your issues with your men's you got to go to your other girlies about because now I'm taking now I'm mad now I'm going to sleep tossing and turning and think about your your dusty that

you're sleeping in bed with that's treating you wrong I don't want to do that yeah I think a lot women need to de-center men I think we um I don't know we grew up watching fairy tales we grow up hearing you're gonna have a baby and it first comes love then comes marriage then comes the blah blah blah baby care no some of y'all you have to de-center men because realistically when you happy and thriving and living your best life that's when people are more attracted to you anyway when you out and you like why is nobody sending me a drink why is nobody coming to talk to me why is nobody they not checking for that they not you gotta be like an ostrich but yeah it's an ostrich the thing that puts his head in the dirt do that i agree with you find some hobbies

there's literally anything that you can think of is a hobby i was watching a lady video the other day she's taking flexibility classes i said what what's that it's just somebody that like helps you become limber and stretch i think i need to take it i want to learn how to do a split i could barely When things drop, I barely pick it up. So yeah, I might need to do that too. That's fine. I need to do that as well. That's a good coach.

Yeah. So you done? You done listening to the straight girls complaining about their men? I might have to hang up. I want to. And the thing is, it's like I want to be there,

but I think I got to be there for something else. Tell me like anything else, anything else I think I can listen to, but it just, I'm at this age where I'm kind of like, yeah, friend, enough is enough. Enough is enough. Now, are you here for the gay girls with their issues, with their girls?

You're not here for that either. I don't, but I don't really hear much from the, they're like, oh, she's, she's too, she's, she's on me. She's too available. She's like, okay, girl. So you, you want her cheating? You want her not calling? Like, what do you want? Nobody, everybody is unsatisfied and we got to work on that.

We got every, there's a complaint about everything. Give me something Where is the You're happy Excited about You know Okay I be complaining too

Sure But I'm also Like today I woke up And I said I am thankful I am lucky I am blessed Like

People show up for me Some I am loved You said this while you were In the arms of your lover No no no When she left Oh

When she left You know what I mean Like You know people were messaging me Telling me Yeah this is something you should do Like You're really good at this

Da da da Like pouring into me that's you know that's pouring into you i love that yeah so it's like focus on that i was like even if i didn't have my girlfriend i still gotta focus on the people who are checking for me i can't do no more it's like wanting this when it's like i already got it so if you're focusing on the men that's not there why they are there they are underneath bridges they're in boxes They're in the subway. They're in boxes.

Yeah. They're unhoused. There's so many men. If you want to start from scratch, pick up one of those guys. They are. They are actually looking for someone to, to build them up and get them to where they need to be.

You can't start the rant with, I'm tired of hearing y'all complaining about these men and then tell someone to get a bottom of the well ass, bottom of the barrel man and build him up. Get them weak and weary. I don't want them weak. I don't want them weary. You're not you.

you're good you're good where you are I'm just saying in general people don't want that but listen ladies Cindy says stop coming to her

with your problems so you want a guy who believes in himself and thinks so high and delusional that he's like oh yeah I can I can call and text you back

I don't need him to be delusional cause I'm delusional for both of us but I need him to believe in himself 100% yes if you don't believe in you

I don't believe in you either okay and I'm not here to build a bear bed be careful what you ask for girl I'm not here Once these men start believing in themselves, what do they do?

Become president. Ooh. Not qualified. Ain't got nothing to talk about. No plans. Girl, these men already believe in themselves. And they are in what? The Congress.

Supreme Court. All that. So, I don't know. Come on, political seed. Make America whack again. And on that note, guys, please keep sending us messages and reviews and rating us. And I think the comments that I would like for y'all this week is for you guys to tell us something that you're proud of. Proud of.

Like, brag about what you got going on. Brag. It could be something little. It could be, I said I wanted to get a studio apartment. By this age, I did it. It could be, you know, a work thing, a school thing, a life thing. I bought myself some flowers. I changed, I rearranged my room.

I want the comments flooded with positive things that you are proud of about yourself yes please thank you so much and at the end of the day

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