MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Ima Take The Doo w/ Michelladonna

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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oh you're listening to mess okay now let's stop let's now let's get into the pod because we gotta say yeah okay so basically you know we start up top well you said save it babe we were recording oh that's gold you could reset it but i liked it you that was offensive to you you no no no i'm just saying we didn't start we didn't start the pod like we didn't bring we started the pod oh no one told me that no one said anything nobody said okay uh where are the guards well yeah basically those fairytale creatures have just been like on my mind and i was with a shrek once but no more maybe if you know maybe if another shrek comes along okay you telling me that shrek comes along but shrek has money and shrek has houses and shrek

is sure of themselves and Shrek doesn't have little friends that they talk into about you and this and that. You're telling me Shrek is a whole package. You're not going to go for Shrek? But you can't really call Shrek a whole package if it's Shrek.

But I just mentioned all the other things. You just said houses and money. You didn't say that. You said it's accessories. It sounds like there's a lot of things to build up for Shrek to have it all. But he they she is nice. um i i feel like i've i've dated all all types of people and um maybe maybe i'm pan because it's

more about the connection yeah it's not like it's not the things you know it's it's more about how connected we are now it just so happened to things that the person has is you know an amex platinum card and a home and a car yeah and they don't live in new york city those are all things that i need to have it all like like right now i'm in the middle of like trying to you know become a king and kind of have my own kingdom and so like i need to find a princess but like yeah princess pretty is cute whatever but like yeah i need someone who has like daddy's money okay oh okay yeah because i need the whole kingdom so a queen no i need a princess so i could become a king and she could become a queen so you want a nepa well right now in this instance

i do need it okay yeah okay well you know since we have you and we already talking about it can you just tell us what your type is real quick like okay i'm gonna step out of character for outside of far quad yeah outside of far quad wait can you guess what my what my type is i think it's interesting because people see me in different kind of phases of perceiving me and and who i am to people at different times in my life i think you're i think your type is verse like you because you have masculine energy but you obviously you you femme dom it up so i could see you with with a femme like glamour phlegm but also i could see you with like tomboyish not stud i can't see you with a stud i can see you with a stud okay yeah i feel like your type is like little pretty femme

you guys are wrong i'm like i kind of avoid the femmes as much as i can wow slander femme slander no and they're so beautiful and gorgeous and like perfect and amazing and i'm like girl i love it but but i'm just like but that's you girl you just do you like I I love a like a mask androgynous type like tatted up like okay so you want Kehlani's girlfriend or K1 yes but Kehlani's also I feel like I want to be both of them okay I can see that for you but I would mostly only date K1 I don't know how that works out in my brain but that's just how it does well you're pan so it doesn't really work out like in your brain it You just, you're, you like what it is.

What did it, you, they have their, their vibes. Yeah. Vibes. That's what pansexual is. Vibes. Vibes. Yeah. I mean, you know, at the club, it's 2 a.m.

All of a sudden, this Brazilian person comes up to me. I don't know what they are, but they are Brazilian. So that's when pan really comes in and enforces the vibe. I think Brazilian is the exception then for most people. I've never been with a Brazilian person. And I think I should put that on my vision board for 2026. Yes. I'm going to Brazil.

Come. when are you going carnaval carnaval what's that February yeah okay black history month

yeah yeah I went I went how was it it was a great time I didn't I did not personally

see anybody that was like my type maybe because I was with my type but oh I don't know everybody was like

beautiful but the thing is is that I saw that Pharrell music video with Snoop Dogg beautiful and that kind of And that kind of put, not a damper, but it made me think that like all Brazilians look like the girls that were in the music video.

And then when I went to Brazil, there was just like, everybody looked amazing, but not like those music video girls. Not you calling everybody in Brazil straight. No, no, no. I didn't call them straight. I'm like, I just felt like I need to see more average looking Brazilians than what they, the Victoria's Secret Adriana Lima's and what's her

Ambrosia whatever what's her name Alexandra Ambrosia whatever those Brazilians those are the ones that I normally see but when I went to Brazil I was like oh this is given Times Square this is given

Brooklyn they were beautiful what I'm just saying like they always over the top with the Brazilians like oh the waist is so small the ass is so big the face is so chiseled that's that was not the case okay but were the asses big it wasn't given oh i said i said america must have took all the bbls from brazil because they were they were missing well they're called brazilian butt lifts they were there was no butt lifts in brazil and i was in i was in uh yeah where were you who was i

Rio Rio I was in Rio where all the asses should be were you there during Carnival right before Carnival the butts were on ice

they actually said you shouldn't go during Carnival because that's when the most robberies happen thievery yeah

well I'm going I don't care listen robbery and scam live it up it's all over the world I'm just saying when I was talking to

the actual Brazilians from Brazil they were like don't do it they were like it's basically New Year's Eve in Times Square that's the equivalent to it it's a whole bunch of people from everywhere

novices not knowing what the hell they supposed to do and that's why they getting got phones taking change snatch give me that passport they taking passports passports yes what are they what do people take passports for I never understood that you ain't going back home bitch if you want your passport we gonna need ten thousand dollars dollars I guess I live here now there's no one a call right what's the logistics behind it yeah i don't know i'm not i'm not a a thief okay here he is you are a pumpkin yes pumpkin we got farquad in the building yes and was in the building and um you know i'm out here um you know repping the west coast with my yankee fitted That is a

Sometimes that's a costume So I love that Breezy E That's Breezy E We love that Okay This is my son His name is Topo Chico

Topo Chico Topo Chico Okay well Should we get into our mess Yeah Let's get into our mess Let's talk up top Marie what was your mess

Well you know I was just in Houston Yes And Houston was a nice little time I will say Anytime I'm in a city I'll like promote it Really well

To sell tickets And then After I leave People will be like I can't believe I missed you You were in my And it's like

Girl I've been posting About this for a month A month and a half We'll be lying They'll just be saying anything I didn't even know You were gonna be here Girl

I said I was gonna be here Yes Anyway so I was there For four days I had one show My sister came To hang out with me For the weekend

My mess Is familial Family is mess Family mess yes we had a good time literally the night before we were leaving me and my sister get into this huge fight um we're like yelling at each other in the hotel room and uh it's like two o'clock in the morning what were y'all drinking we had like a drink or two but we weren't drunk she's just annoying like my sister is like we we get along on the phone but like she knows exactly

what buttons of mine to push and she'd be leaning on them buttons. Let me call your sister. I need to know what these buttons are. She's not going to pick up because she's at work

being a Capricorn. So I was like, what's with the attitude? Like, what's going on? And she was like, you don't ask me how I'm doing or when you do ask me, I feel like you're not being sincere.

I said, if I'm asking you how you're doing, I want to know how you're doing. Well, when you ask, I lie. So how am I supposed to know what's going on with you if you lying? And she's like,

because I don't think that you actually care. And I said, so you're a liar. And then she goes, you've been mean to me my entire life. Babe.

Oh my God. You know, something that happened in 1996. She came on this trip because she was like, I needed to let you know how I felt for real.

But then, but then she said, she was like, and I wanted to talk to you about that. I said, but we're talking about this now

because I bought it up. Also, you packing your bag, it's $159. When were you going to bring this up? You had no intention of talking about this.

Your sister's just like me. I will pack my, you know what? Let me look at googleflights.com. Her flight was at 10 a.m. She's talking to me about this literally eight hours before, like,

she's like, you've been mean to me my entire life. I was like, that's crazy because you're literally the meanest person I know. And she was like,

you're a bitch. And so we was going back and forth and it was just, she was like, everybody in the family agrees that you're the mean, selfish one.

I was like, that's crazy because we be talking about you. Oh, oh my. Marie. But everyone in my family talks shit about everyone in my family. That's family.

And literally, and you know, whoever gets their side of the story out first usually wins. So I called my mom yesterday and I told her what happened. And my mom was like, she's a bully. I said, that's a point for me.

Yeah. She is. My sister is. She's, anyway. So we went to bed because somebody knocked on the door And it was the security guard For the hotel

Y'all were that loud? It was the security for the hotel And he said Hey we got a noise complaint And I said It won't happen again And then we We went to bed

And when I woke up She was like Like trying to pack her stuff Like finalize her stuff So she could get out And I was like Damn I should have written her A note

I should have written a note And stuck it in her bag So she could read it on the flight But I was like Too much time Like now I don't have time She's brushing her teeth I'm up in here scrambling

Yeah yeah yeah Why don't you text it? She could tell. It's not the same. It's a different emotion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I should have written it out. Okay.

And I had a piece of, I had some loose leaf. I could have, should have done it, but I didn't, but. You couldn't send her a voice note? Next time. She has a,

you know, the bubbles is green on her phone. Yeah, she has an Android. So I didn't send her a voice note. No. I've sent her a voice note before. Oh, what's that? Did she get it?

What's that? Oh, what's up? Yeah, that's different. Anyway, I was like, have a safe flight when we get back to New York. Let's talk. All of this stuff is in the air now.

It's out. Yeah. You know? So, I'm like, you know, tell me how you really feel. She's like, you didn't ask me about my relationship for six years. I was like, that's crazy. I asked you about that, man, and you were lying about everything. So, how am I supposed to, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I'm surprised. She was like, I feel like you see me as a little kid, and you don't take me serious. I was like, I do not see you as a child at all. And you don't take anybody serious. How about that? And she's bigger than me. I do not see you as a child.

Yeah, I don't see you as a kid. I was like, I'm happy for what you got going on. You don't support me at all. I said, I got you a lawyer. Like, hey, please. Anyway, so we're going to talk on Saturday. Do sisters have fights like this, like every year? Well, oh, then Sydney, she was like, you were so mean to me when I lived with you for those X amount of months.

and I said, we still on that? Girl, it was a lot. I won't lie. It was a lot. It was a lot. For me, Sydney was there.

I said, I can't be a part of this. I need to leave. I said, I don't like this. I don't like when sisters fight. I don't like it. Yeah.

And y'all are mean. When y'all get in, that's not, that's not how I get down. Right. Sydney was gagging. Guys, what do I,

I said, I'm a good guy. I don't want to see the family. are you guys getting divorced while he was arguing do you have siblings I do you don't fight with them

I don't see them and that's the secret that is the secret if you stop seeing your family you'll stop fighting with your family it's just that simple it's that simple

do you have siblings no I'm an only child so look at you blessing yes I'm also lonely but also

really you know sometimes but it's fine I'm okay with my loneliness now I'm like I love the day I just took myself Upstate New York

Oh Just to walk around What? It's not like you Trying to get kidnapped You went upstate alone? Yeah To walk?

Do it all the time I went Yeah It's a solo trip Yeah It's a solo trip Only child trip I'm like

You want to go somewhere? I'm like Hell yeah Let's go Alright let's go What's upstate? Where do you stay? Just the trees

I just want to be Near the trees You know Central Park got those Yeah No no I want silence I want trees I want to be able to look

look over there and not see anything i recognize i want to see the mountains i want to see the foliage how long do you stay honestly depends the um what was it not yesterday saturday i woke up at like noon and i was like nah i still want to go so i just went for a few hours were there drugs involved yeah michelle did you did you take a hit before you got here certain things were in my system for sure what are we doing it's getting a little delayed sister not right now

I'm always on delay but no I just went up there I think for like five hours and then I came back down a day trip not even five hours you got a car you took a train no that was on the metro north

yeah yeah yeah but that's fine I love doing that only child stuff yeah I I can't I can't I can't relate to that per se but I do I do enjoy because I have a brother and a sister but they're like 18 19 years older than me so I never grew up with them like that and so I do give only child energy in the sense of like I want friends let's hang out let's do things but I also could be by myself if I want to because I got a lot of things going on I need a break oh yeah But the things when I did get older and me and my brother and my sister would argue,

it would be so nasty that I was like, I never want to get to that point with my friends. Because it's just like, they do know things. That's why mom didn't want you. Whoa. We already know that. Sis, poke it. We already know that she didn't raise me. I know.

You ain't got to tell me what I already know, bitch. Right. It's not new to me. She was like I came all the way to Houston To support you I was like You missed my show

Oh So what did this whole thing start You literally And she was like I had to work So then don't say You came to support me Oh my god

You came to hang out Oh Yeah I came all the way To hang out Whoa The show was yesterday Oh my god

Who got you today Y'all are funny She was just crazy She was crazy Yeah I was like You're just like mommy You're just like papi

I was like well actually you're just like papi and now we're we're insulting each other by calling each other our parents and um you know it was crazy yeah i didn't i didn't call you the whole weekend because i was like she went assisted they gonna be vibing they having a good time out here on the hunt you know she's just really annoying she's really annoying like i'm usually the last person to arrive somewhere when i'm with my sister and we're getting ready she's later than me wow because she sees me rushing and she'll slow down her getting ready

to make me even later. And it's like, babe, if I'm going like this, there's something wrong with you. I like your sister, though, because you need to see what it feels like, Marie. Sid, you need to see what it is. Your name also was brought up in the conversation. What did she say?

She was like, you're mean to everybody. You're mean to Sidney. So, Sidney, I owe you an apology if I've been mean to you. You're mean to Sidney. thank you for looking out for me sister okay thank you baby you know what muscles on muscles she said at my birthday party you said something and I gave you a look and you apologized and I was like I looked at Sidney and she apologized anyway that's my mess okay honestly this made me think of My own mess.

Oh. Right? So, okay, let me break this down for you, right? My mom, bless her heart, she's Colombian. Shout out to Colombia. Colombia. Her mom had 12 children. Oh!

Was like, pow, pow, pow, pow, on the farm, right? It was like, 12 kids, right? One for every month of the year. Honestly. She got a football team. I think, I don't know how to play football. I don't know, yeah. Football?

Yes. She has nine people and a goalie. No problem. And an extra. So out of all these, my mom is the eldest daughter. Oh, yikes. That's mom number two. Absolutely.

The second eldest daughter is my favorite aunt in the world. My mom hates her. I mean, they have their ins and outs, but they fight like that. Or my mom fights like that with her. She's just like, can you chill? that aunt who's my favorite aunt had three girls of those three girls one of them the youngest is my favorite cousin okay and you have to put this in perspective i'm the only one born here my cousin over there is the only one that like doesn't have a baby yet because all those 12

aunts and uncles had two to five babies and most of those babies already have babies y'all fertile is but you know what but it's just colombia that's just the life they live now it makes sense why you're an only child because your mother raised all your she said no thank you i did it already that wasn't it i love your mom that's good for her no i'm just saying good for her good for her for choosing her yeah yeah yeah uh marianne of course no but okay let's continue so this cousin and i we have a bond because every time we see each other it's like please don't have babies can you just focus we gotta rule the world like first yeah and so this summer i she lives in paris now because she met a boy or a man and

they got married and whatever so i go to paris because i'm gonna visit her i haven't seen her in two years we go to paris first day we're so excited we're like giggling we're eating we're drinking it's just so much fun the next day we're going to south of france yes and then after that we're going to spain so we're locked in for two weeks we go to south of france and um this is i'm i'm in south of have y'all been to south of france yes when you get there i'll tell you about a little town you have to go to you go to it's an hour away from the south of france right so we go to a little uh to a little town an hour away and there i wanted to be on a boat it was like let's hop on a boat dude yeah she's like okay um i only brought my credit my card because i thought i

could tap that thing it turns out yep it's all cash in europe oh my god so whatever so annoying it is so annoying to leave america and be like i can't tap here no i went to thailand with no cash i can't tap they were like tap are you gonna tap the elephant sis no damn the elephant don't have it anyway anyway yeah you can't okay okay so she has to pay for the boat fully because I didn't bring any cash but she brought enough cash and I was like okay awesome so she paid for the boat let's remember this she paid for the boat I go what color do you want she chooses the color of the boat then she gets on the boat first okay three things you see she paid she chose the color and she got on the boat first we got on the boat I'm having a blast because I know how to drive a

boat oh and yeah yeah yeah and so i'm like you know the the waves are gonna do its thing but we're all in the boat we're having a good time i'm already annoyed i'm already annoyed no no no you don't know how to pay for i'm already upset i was in europe i didn't know they could have anyway so we're on the boat i'm having a grand time i have the new amore album on i had downloaded it while i was on i'm like and you were dj so you got the you got the vibe you know i'm feeling i have a wig on that i put just to get on the boat it's long it's yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely i'm like take this video like you know i'm like the boat wig i didn't even know that was a thing i don't have a boat wig you gotta show me your boat wig yeah i'll show you it was an awesome

post okay yeah i was like everything is for this post right now um so we do that while we're on the boat she looks at me and i go you want to drive the boat and she's like yeah i want to drive it i was like okay come in she's never drove a boat before i didn't know her relationship with boats beforehand so i let her drive the boat because i always i've i've rented boats before and i always drive them people always look at me with these eyes that are like i want to drive the boat and i'm like okay drive the boat so i let her drive the boat like three minutes in because now i'm in the front because we sit aside so i'm in the front taking pictures i'm drinking you let her just drive and you're in the back i'm sorry i told her how to do it i'm sorry hold on i'm sorry

Are you on her side right now? No, wait, wait, wait. So when you rent a boat, it don't come with a boat man? You can, but I didn't want the boat man. You didn't want that. I am the boat man. Okay. The boat man is right here.

My bad, Farquad. You the boat man. I know how to drive the boat, baby. And immediately when I heard that, I would have said, I'm not getting on that boat. But she got on it first. Remember that, right? Okay. Okay.

So now we're on the boat. We're out there. Because, I mean, it's beautiful. We're in the South of France, dude. I'm having a great time. She starts looking at me like, okay, okay. I'm like, oh, you don't want to do this anymore? Okay, let me, let me, we have to switch.

She's like, I said, slow down. She goes, I can't slow down. I said, well, so now we're going towards boats that are not rented. Boats that are very much rich French people on it right now, actively. Y'all speeding towards. So she's doing, and I'm like, slow down. Stop the boat. Reverse.

She goes, I don't know how to do any of that. I'm like trying to explain to her. I'm like, yo, literally, you just got to go like this. Like, it's no, just go like this. No, no, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm like, well, stop. Get your hand off of it.

At least let the boat just like turn it. Like, can we? She doesn't want to do anything. She's scared. She's freaking out. She starts screaming. I'm scared for her, too. I would be the same way.

Hold on. I asked her. It was consent based. And so now we're like so close to these people. I'm like, girl, if you hit one of these boats, we're both getting in so much trouble. She finally stops Trouble That's the least of your words

Trouble Trouble Y'all gonna sink I know how to swim So it's no problem for me You're going to jail How do you say Jail

Oh en français En français Okay so we stop Right So we stop the boat She anchors it We have this huge fight She's like

You do whatever you want I go What do you mean You were driving the boat you said you wanted to drive the boat I let you drive the boat and then I told you to stop you didn't stop you didn't listen to me you're all the way here fine whatever like do you want to get in you anchored the boat do you want to get in the water she goes no do whatever you want I go I have a full face of makeup and a wig on I'm not getting in the water I'm here for the pictures bro all you

had to say was wig and that would have been enough for me I'd be like you're not getting into the wig not an ocean wig exactly now I have an ocean wig before you know I have a vacation wig that's yeah okay so I get out of there right because I'm like this was dumb also I looked at the map turns out we're pretty far we're pretty far and we have to be back in about 30 minutes which is fine so we I start heading back I'm like you're not touching this to the point where she was screaming at me so much but I was like baby don't ruin your vacation because I'm having a great time I'm in the south of France with my cousin that only us two don't have babies in the whole family i'm having a good time do not ruin this to the point where as i'm driving back i was like

hey i love you and like i felt like i was you know like with a baby a little bit and i was like don't be mad this is your vacation you paid a lot of money for this she was like okay i guess should we stop and take photos yes we should we should so we stop we take photos whatever now for real we have to get back right so i'm driving straight i assume and the police pulls up yeah they should the police should have been pulled up but no no no turns out we were okay this is really bad i really really didn't know i'm so sorry international waters baby no no no i didn't know it was over the scuba people that was really bad it's really bad and i scuba i get how serious it is wait what's the can you explain because i don't know so basically it's like um basically

like there are people under the water and there's a point so when they're coming up so there's a boat going at full speed oh yeah above that okay no i got it yeah great so my cousin she gets so scared i mean she's a i i you know i lived in paris for a little bit but i didn't handle french too much so i'm sitting there also i'm a little drunk i'm like bonjour my cousin's like with this big Colombian accent on French which I love and the guy's like laughing at us because I'm like what was she saying whatever they laugh at us they're like good just go and I was like I was like I'll go around I'll go around police okay and he and he was like you're already so for far into it you just just go just leave and I was like okay awesome thanks so now my cousin's

like freaked out and I was like girl like don't worry I'm looking at the map I know where I'm going she goes wait wait are you sure we're going the right right way and I was like yeah we are I'm looking at the map and then she's like no no are you sure so I stopped the boat as one does to look at the map because now you got me thinking I'm like no I'm pretty sure it's the right way then she decides is the right way and i'm like yeah yeah hold on let me just make sure that mountain is there and we're just gonna go over there and she starts screaming at me like get me out of this i was like michelle take us home take us home okay like get us get us there we gotta yeah okay so we get back to doc whatever she gets off day i mean that's when the fighting started for the

next two weeks it was pretty horrible and what sucked was like i went on vacation like so i just separated myself from i was like you have your day i have mine that's how we continued through the whole thing we went to barcelona we ended up back in paris when we're back in paris this is like there's four nights left and it's still pretty bad we can't two weeks basically two weeks is just too long but you don't think that because they're so excited we were so favorite cousins yeah it was like this whole thing this day comes and it's so bad that i'm like i'm in paris i can afford an airbnb i can just go somewhere last minute airbnb okay rich you know Michelle, the shop cat's doing well, huh?

Stop it. Okay. Hello, hello, hello. The gatos, gatos, muy, muy, muy dinero, huh? No shame, meow. Meow. So at this point, I wait for the morning, right? Because we get there, I wait in the morning.

I go, hey, how do you feel about me being here? Like, I just feel like we're not on the same vibe and you feel uncomfortable. Girl, you waited 10 days to ask how do you feel about me being here. Now I'm back in her apartment in Paris. So that's why I'm like now I'm in your space Like I want to respect it She starts yelling at me She wants to fight so bad

And I'm like you know what No I'm not going to fight with you She goes and you knew You knew I didn't want to get on the boat Okay so now it brings back She paid She got on first She picked the color of the boat

And she blamed me for getting on the boat She was like I've never been on a boat before I was like why didn't you say that why didn't she say that it's the communication was all messed up she said why would you let me drive the boat

I said you wanted to you asked me to Michelle why would you let her get on why would you let her because you wanted to I am not the person that will stop you

from living your best life because I hate when people try to tell me I can't do something we gonna die listening to you I don't wanna stop you from living your life

we're gonna die that's why but at least you died trying yeah at least you died trying you know what I'm not mad at that

okay Michelle for you that's one of those things where she wanted to fight so bad and I was like I can't get to that level with you because I will ruin this relationship for the rest of our life some things you can't take back and that's why I don't like going that far with people

because it's not worth it because I care about friendship a lot I'll take the L so that we can just have our peace I think two weeks is too long for anybody somebody you date in best friends, family

two weeks is just too long two weeks is a long time we did ten days we did ten days ten days was also too long and but

I really do believe it was only bad because we had those two other people if we you me and Amina would have did ten days

we could have done it it would have been fine we've done so many trips together that was the only trip we've ever had like but I mean also it was like

we did ten days in Morocco for my birthday last year and I mean like at least two and a half of those days was driving to the desert yep

And that is not ideal It's not Like the Sahara Desert Was fun It was like You know Mind blowing to be there But I don't ever

Need to be there again The station wagon Was all fucked up Yeah You have to really Be in the zone To be on a trip With somebody for two weeks

And you need somebody To be the bigger person Which It seems like it was you But also You were stirring the pot With the foolishness How was that

What foolishness What part of it She letting her Letting her drive I was like If this is a new experience for you, I would love to be a part of it. Y'all should have had somebody else driving.

But you were there because you was on the front of the boat taking pictures. Yeah. Well, she was fine. You can't say I'm here with you, but you... She could have said, hey, I want to stop. Listen, she didn't want to stop. And she also didn't want to stop fighting. It's a mess.

It is a mess. It's a mess. I think I was the bigger person eventually. I did write her a note. I didn't physically write her because I left and the last thing I told her was suck my dick. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. New year, bigger person, new year, bigger dick.

She was coming at me. She was like, you do this, you do this, you do this. I was like, you're not talking about the trip. You're talking about my character. And that's rude because I'm not doing the same to you. And if I was, it would finish it. She was like, oh, so you're just going to leave like you always do. I said, yeah, suck my dick.

Suck my dick. Thank you so much for having me. And then I left. Let's bring back suck my dick. Let's bring that back. I do that all the time. Yes, it's back. And then I wrote her a note via WhatsApp, and I said, I love you so much.

And I truly appreciated the wonderful moments we spent on our vacation. What a dream come true. I hope that you also had a great time, and I hope that the next few days of your vacation are restful and peaceful. I love you. Fake. Inshallah. You fake like that beard, babe. so fake in the eyebrows girl that's not really getting into it and i do i want to say this

letters letters are good but you have to be so uh have a way with your words you have to almost be a poet that you can write somebody and tell them exactly how you feel i think face to face with a mediator is important mediator a mediator yeah you got money for me i mediated um carolina and her best friend when they were going back and forth because i said hey you need somebody to be like well this is what this person is saying hey are you listening or what are you hearing what did you hear after she just said and some people mix up what they're hearing they hear one thing but then they have another thing in their mind and that's what they're actually hearing yeah so you need a mediator i always believe you need a third party you need a neutral third party one

that won't take sides you're hey hey you and your sister for a small fee of a bacon egg and cheese I can get y'all in order Quick I did it She's going to think You're not an impartial Third party I am impartial

She's going to be like You're going to take Marie's side No I'm not I'm telling you What she's going to say Between you and your sister Because I know you And I know your sister

I would definitely be neutral Because Marie You know I tell you About yourself when I need to That's what I said I was like When Sydney needs to check me Sydney checks me

I tell her You know what I'm saying How do you nicely Check someone Or maybe it's not nice How do you sit down when someone is like I'll hold her hand

hey Marie you girl the lateness is crazy someone did that to me the other day about lateness

yeah and I thought about you what you thought about me cause your bio is I'm 40 minutes late and yet you were later you were the last one

you were the last one at the podcast which honestly thank god I was like really well girl we we got here right before you

right before you okay okay awesome awesome but no my friend the other day was like you were late today an hour and you know what I was mad about

before and I was like no I don't know which one you're talking about she was like when we went to the Knicks game it was like one of the final and you were late to the finals I'm so sorry it was hard to get there I was like an hour late we were supposed to be

there like an hour before and I got there as the game was starting right but she was really mad because we had this whole plan about how we wanted to like, you know, drink and eat before y'all

were your own type? Y'all was VIP? I wasn't VIP, but the tickets were free. You was in the suite? I went to a suite. Yeah, girl, you gotta get there

in time for the suite. You gotta get there to eat. Yeah. You gotta get there to rub arms with Steph Curry's wife. Yeah, it's true. Let me tell you something.

I was invited to the NBA All-Star Game when I lived in L.A. X amount of years ago. Not even lived there. I was there for like a month for a pilot season. And they invited me to the game

I was like oh my god I'm gonna go To the you know The seats were really cute I looked at the ticket price It was like $3,000 I got there late When I got there Fergie had sung The national anthem and I missed that Bitch that's crazy

You know I missed that I was like Yes Yes Yes. Yes! Let's get it, get it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could have been there for that, and I missed it. And my seats were real cute, and I was like, oh, Beyonce might be there. I remember saying that before I got there, and Beyonce and Blue Ivy were at that game. I saw them. Oh, sick! I missed that. Oh, you know what?

I forgot to do my mess. Yo, what was your mess? Your best mess. Okay, that's mess. Yeah, Marie, you didn't even ask me about my mess. Well, to be fair, Michelle Adana just started her mess. She sure did.

I didn't know if it was my turn, so I just went for it. No, but I like that. You got to take initiative. That sucked my dick energy right there. It is. You're a New Yorker, and we love that. Okay, see it.

My mess is I went to go see my girlfriend in North Carolina and we I mean this was it was kind of very last minute because she also

was like you don't come visit me blah blah blah and I said you know what you're right boom

let me just get these tickets right so I get there anybody just wants to fight us like what's up no it's

it's about being thoughtful because you know if somebody's doing doing doing I'd be like I'm gonna take the do take take take

you gotta you also gotta do you gotta do the do that's how it works I'm gonna take the do you gotta take the do you gotta do the do as well

you gotta do do you gotta do do because that's how it's you gotta reciprocate street it is a two-way street if you're in relationships and friendships and work or whatever streets do be one way though I see them all the time or are you on those one-way streets according to my sister yes I am making my way down sound anyway so you went to see her I went to go see her um and before i was going there i had thought about like you know i used to be a lingerie girl i used to put on little sets and stuff and that was during the pandemic when i didn't have nobody so that was crazy that i was buying all this stuff and then i have nobody and then i get in relationships i get real comfortable and it's like black panty black bra i mean she didn't see the same bra

over and over i have multiples of this bra but it's the same it looked like i've been wearing the same bra for this whole relationship. No lie. What happened to all the lingeries? I don't know. You know,

I had lingerie in another relationship and you can't really, you can't, you can't bring that lingerie. You can't bring lingerie from the old time.

No, you gotta get new lingerie. That's crazy as Lord. That's insane, yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's the same thing with the strap. You can't bring me a strap

that you used on another girl or several girls. Well, that to me makes sense. Yeah. Even if it's dishwasher safe, you can't throw the strap. I don't want it. I don't want it.

It has the energy of whatever issues that y'all had and you bringing it inside of me. I don't want that. Keep it. Keep it. What? Put it in your safe. Whatever you want to do, but I just don't want it.

Anyway. I'm saying what because dick is attached to a body and dick has memory too? And I'm not on that. Because you can't put that in a dishwasher. I'll tell you what. Sometimes they do need to be ran in a dishwasher. absolutely

dry clean you need to put them in a washing machine too hey babe tumble dry low put some bleach on it dry low windex anyway

so I had a little outfit planned for her I brought it and this is the thing like when you thoughtful it really don't go the way you want it to

wow I'm in the bathroom you know I got garters I got stockings hey Riri we gotta make

whoever's in charge of the garter, stocking thing. It's complicated. I'm over there. I'm sweating trying to get the stocking to hook to the garter. It's coming out. It's getting stuck.

It's falling out. It looks lopsided on my legs. The stockings are not fitting on my thigh. And I got thighs. Don't let me lift this shit up. Come on, bring the leg all. Wow. Zoom in on the thigh.

Ooh. Ooh. You see that thigh? So you got the wrong size? No, I got the right size. It was small to medium or whatever. And so I'm in the bathroom. It's about 25 minutes now.

Trying to get it right. And where is she? Sleep. I come out, she's knocked out. She would have been waiting for me and waiting. She was snoring. And you know what I did? Wake up!

Wake up! I did that entire learning. Wake up Or was it school days I don't know And lingerie is annoying Because they taking it off Yeah

We did all that I'm huffing and puffing Sweating Trying to get things right They're going to take it I said we are not taking it off I kept it on To the next day

You said slide it to the side Yep slide it to the side We keeping it I might even go Out to the pumpkin patch With it on Underneath your clothes Underneath my

Sweatpants and everything That's how they do it though You could have went to the pumpkin patch In the lingerie With a trench coat I could have had a trench coat And I got the stretch coat too Yeah girl

It wouldn't have been natural That I had it Yeah but I don't know They That's why it's like You want to do something nice But then when you actually

Get into it It's a Those girls who are Constantly getting the outfits For their For their partner Or whatever They in another

They're in another group Cause I can't My fingers Something about It wasn't The nails Or I'm just I can't do it

Maybe I'm just Did you need The garters and the tights yes it was the whole thing and I couldn't even take a picture because soon as it hooked

I'm sorry all these men in here but I apologize that's fine it's Halloween but now when you know when she's doing her stuff it takes time

and she got them long ass nails too but I feel like you know what you're doing Becca when you I'm not I'm goofy

I'm goofy and doofy I fumble and stumble so can you send me a picture of the set that you got yeah I'll send it to you it was she loved it

but it took a lot to get to where I was. And I couldn't take, I wish I had a photo for you. Rihanna, send us some lingeries, babe. Savage Fenty. No, send me the stuff that's easy to put on. I don't want no, I gotta pull out an Ikea, you know,

instructions to figure it out. You didn't go on TikTok to see how to put them on properly? You know it's a tutorial for everybody on that. I'm not turning on no TikTok to put on some damn garters. I can't do lingerie anymore. I hit them with boxers. Yeah! You either like it or don't, bro.

Let me get in there, dog. Let me just, I like it. Let me get in there, dog. Smooth. Michelle. Is it boxers? Is it boxer briefs? I do both.

Okay. Yeah. Sydney, I'm glad you made it out of the lingerie. And, you know, you can't send that stuff back. I need more lingerie, but I want something that's easy. I could slip on. And I'm not slipping it off. Well, if it's easy to get on, it's going to be easy to take off.

I'm not. If I go out of my way to buy these out, and they're expensive. They're not cheap, but I had a lot of membership credits, so I did get it with that. But if I get this stuff, oh, I'm keeping it on. No, yeah. Like, if I do my hair and makeup and I have a nice outfit on, I'm going to want to go all the way to 4 a.m. Yeah. Like, whatever it is.

I'm not only in the bedroom. Like, if I have a nice outfit, I want everyone to look at me right now in this specific situation. Yeah. In the circumstance. Yeah. We're going outside. Yeah. so um babe what did you want to talk to us about what's your yeah your mess we're talking to you

about i thought that was my mess okay about parisian story okay well oh sheesh okay what's messy to you i would say my mess is like my roommates from college i'm very much getting to the point in my life where it's like no hate to no one that i live with right now i just need live by myself yes i can't do this anymore yeah i don't i don't want to you don't have to i don't have to actually so i need to but in college i had this one roommate which i forgot her name she's lucky um but i will look her up um on facebook exactly but basically this girl okay three things happen one i would smoke a little bit in my room oopsies and then through the vent even though i was on the third floor she was on the second i guess is that how the vent work i'm not gonna

hot air rise she was talking about who's smoking i'm getting allergies i'm getting allergies that's not how weed work i'm allergic to the smell i was like she would have did better saying she had asthma right she got asthmatic when you lie yeah your lie don't make no sense you gotta have your lies match up i'm getting allergies right i was like so go to the doctor i don't know the second thing she did the second thing she did this was a disgusting house it was like nine people in there how many bathrooms how did y'all do that what college did you go to how many went to cornell oh and i was thinking when you said you were going upstate did you go to Because when I went to Cornell, they have beautiful trees.

The campus is stunning. Oh my gosh, Sydney, you went to Cornell? You know, I did a little set for the Cornell years. Cornell alumni now. Cornell years. It was sad, honey. They needed some love. It's pretty bad up there.

They needed some comedy for sure. It's pretty bad up there. It's like super competitive and also very trigger warning suicidal. Yes. They got stuff on the gate, on the bridges. Yeah, we have. There's a bridge? Yes.

We have, wait, we have nets on the bridges. Nets on the bridges to make sure. Where is the, hold on, where is Cornell? Let's talk. Ithaca, which is crazy that you said that. It's Ithaca, but my time in Ithaca the summer after I graduated was one of the best times in my life. And I saw so much trees and nature that that really changed. Like, no, I got to be out there all the time.

So it definitely impacted why. They're beautiful. It's not like Central Park. They're living good When you see those trees You're like Oh this is where So the trees are happy

But the people are sad The people are sad I'd rather be with sad trees And slightly less sad people Yeah I actually think That the trees might be Sucking up all the happiness

From the people Because they are flourishing Well how much joy Is there in Ithaca If you really be honest Well True Okay so second thing

That happened There was nine people In this house And I'm sorry Nine people How many bathrooms This is important

There was one bathroom there And then another bathroom down there And I think there were three bathrooms It's mixed Girl, boy I think there is a boy somewhere There's a boy? It was mainly girls It was mainly girls but I think

There was a boy in there And I mean it was disgusting Mixed race This girl was white that I'm talking about I didn't want to say it She was quite ethical babe I don't want to say it No, no, no, that's not true because they have international, they have all types of...

The girl she's talking about, I think we can all imagine beige. I didn't want to say. What color is the hair? Brown? Like a, like a orangey blonde. Yeah. Strawberry blonde? Possibly.

Okay, you don't know. Face wasn't pretty, so it's fine. Okay. I don't care. I don't care. And this girl, we, okay, imagine this. The sink was always a mess. The refrigerator.

i mean my mom went one time she was like can i clean and i was like you can't actually because i would be actually really bad because like you are not our maid no yeah and don't position me as the maid either no it was it was horrible when i got here it's gonna be horrible when i leave like by him that's how bad it was no it was bad so one day there was always stuff in the sink and and you know whatever plate you could take you took nobody ever had a conversation with me about like we have specific plates you could use for specific things so i grab a bowl and i take it up and i'm like eating from air but it's like one of those i think i put like a snack in it that i could keep it to the next day or something the sink was full okay after i used it i put the sink

the the thing back in the sink because i was like when i come back from class i'm gonna i'm gonna clean it so what did i do i i she took a picture of the pole in the sink and said who used this of the bowl in the sink. She put it in the group chat. In the group chat. And I said, I did. She goes, okay, so you can't actually like use this

because I use it and like this and this and that and then I was like, are you the president of this house? Like, do you work here? Like, what is, I was like, sure. I'll wash it when I get home.

Right. As soon as I got home, I washed it and then I sent her a message. Hey, the bowl is clean and ready to use and you know what she said to me she said it's fine i used another one girl i don't have the patience i'm you you every time you say something i'm stressed and and livid and then you know what that's at that point i was like nah man suck my dick so and then

i went and then one time i got i i couldn't remember i i i you know i think i lost my keys or something i misplaced it and me and my little my little thing at the time we're trying to get into the house hello hello and so the only way i could figure out how to get it that she doesn't know this yeah i had to open her window move her like lizard but she had one of those she had a dragon a dragon what is it dragon bearded dragon i moved its case over to the side it's looking at me i'm like i hope you're not recording me i move in through like this and i yeah i sneaked into the house through her window and she never knew i think when you're living with people the two worst things is sharing a bathroom yes because whoever you live with however they move in the

bathroom it's gonna piss you off right the toothpaste is here it's in the sink or beard hairs or pubes or whatever the hell so the bathroom stuff and then sink people like to let things sit in the sink my my work my best roommate was a guy that we had separate bathrooms and my worst roommate was a girl who refused to wash her dishes she would just let stuff pile up and she stacked stuff annoying like it'd be a fork at the bottom and then a pan and then a little Yeah. I'm learning that, and I had to, this took me a long time. It took me a very long time.

When you use something, you got to wash it, put it away. Wash it, use it, wash it, put it away. It's so hard to do that, though. It is so hard, but it just makes things easy. Wash it, put it away. You know. I've learned this now. You don't soak.

You don't soak. I don't, well, what do I need to soak for? I don't know. I'm not cooking for real. Oh. I'm just using cereal, a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, whatever. A plate of something? You don't soak the peanut butter and jelly plate?

No, I'm just... Or the knife. I'm scrubbing it. I got the scrub-a-dubs. I got the... I'm scrubbing it hard. And then I have a dishwasher, but if I don't have to use it...

Because I just want to let y'all know, I'm putting it out here, dishwashers are a mess. If you think that dishwashers are cleaning your stuff right, it's not. You have to clean it and then put it in a dishwasher.

What? Yes. No, no, no. It's all going in there. It's not. Yes. A dishwasher is a dish rack, if anything.

That's what it is. It's holding my things. I don't really trust it to clean everything. I don't care. I'll put whatever in there. I'll put whatever in there. I have a dishwasher. And ever since I had a dishwasher, my life changed.

I was like, I'm not touching a plate ever in my life again. Because I had the soaking problem. I had the soaking problem. And then it would be like, I want to do it. I promise you I do. But I have a million things on my mind. If I don't do it right now, I will forget everything. So I have to leave this here right now.

Use it. Wash it. Put it away. Right away Dishwasher Yeah That one roommate that I had Who would let things sit in the sink

I was like Well let me see how long If I don't wash this stuff How long it'll sit here It lasted like Over a week I was on the phone My mom was like

Take it all out of the sink Put it in her bed I was like I'm not putting it in her bed My mom was like Put it in her bed Yeah And she was like

Alright well take it all out And put it on the counter Put it on the counter So she sees it's all sitting there Yeah And I did that And that night she came home and she washed everything that was sitting on that counter. I had a roommate that would like leave also the same, I think, same situation like ADHD, where it's like can't remember to go do the thing.

She would leave like food on in the plate on the table in the living room and it would start smelling. And I'm like, I can't I can't pick that up for you. I'm so sorry, because then you're just going to get accustomed to me picking shit up for you. And I let a yogurt mold on the table. I was not gonna touch it Is this the Cornell place? No this was a whole different place And I was like

I'm not touching it And I'm not gonna say anything Cause You know who left that there But also You passing this every day How long does it take For yogurt to grow mold?

I'ma say Because I have a lot of things Have molded in my room before I'ma say about a week For sure So that means you passing this thing For seven days Seven days

It's about the principle Executive dysfunction It's a real thing I Honestly I was the bad roommate I was definitely a bad roommate For many years

Um Shout out to You know Roxy Very clean Polish girl Very neat Everything beautiful

Everything nice Like Yeah The dishes The bathroom Like she's the type Like she's getting the gloves She's

She is scrubbing She's scrubbing I would be the one Dirty ass Feet Black spots on the On the Tub

It's nasty Do you just, and it's like, it's not like I wasn't raised right. It was just, I'm drinking, I'm drugging, I'm partying. I have other things to wear. I'm trying to stack up my night. I'm trying to figure out what my clients, where they going to be this weekend. I don't have time to be cleaning and washing dishes and buying groceries. No, wasn't she also doing the same thing you were doing?

She was, oh man, she was such a lady. That's why she a wife now. She know what, she know what to do. I did not. And so I I had it so bad that, you know, remember, I had I had a mouse. Yeah, I had a mouse. But I was not buying clothes at the time. I mean, food at the time. So the mouse didn't have any food, but it was there. It was there for at least three months.

I love how you talk about it like it was yours. So you had two roommates. Yes. The Polish girl and a mouse. No, when she was around, there was no mouse. But after her, there was a mouse. No, before there was a mouse. How did you get rid of the mouse?

R.I.P. We had to put them That poison down Yeah Poison Po-po-po-poison Right That girl is poison

We named the The mouse Ricky Ricky Dead Dead It took him some time though Cause he was Not really

Just eat it He was just eat it Well we put all these traps down He was smarter He was smarter than the traps He's like bitch Remember when I had a mouse I had a mouse

And the mouse got stuck on the glue trap And was able to Like drag the trap All the way out of the room And I was like I'm not gonna call my cousin to come Put it in a bag and get rid of it You know what my mom did?

She smashed it It got stuck on one of the thingies On the trap She grabbed a trash bag Put that thing in there And stomped on it That's a mom I don't want a mouse in my house, but I also don't want to step on a mouse.

I don't want to step on it. Can we just let it go? Like, you know. No, because how's it getting off the glue trap? I have more babies. You're right. And poop. Rabies, babies, poop.

You're right. Also, they ruin vibes. Yeah. They ruin vibes. Yeah. The first mouse that I ever had in that apartment only came out when I had company over it. Did it come out when you were recording the podcast ones, I feel like? And the mouse would only come out

I think we got a third mic I would love to speak to him Does he have any notes for the pod? If I had a TikTok at the time I could have been breezy with the mouse With the cheesy Crazy And Carolina came over one day to help me with the self tape

And the mouse was like And it was like why are you never here When I'm just by myself It likes to host They do it on purpose To embarrass you so you were a good roommate you were no I've been horrible okay horrible loud music you slid that lizard to the side yeah I was like move um loud music uh that same person that I was

dating when i was in college that i had to move the lizard for one day i was asleep and he couldn't get me like wake me up so he started screaming my name like also he was from the bronx and so i should have we were both at cornell but he was from the bronx it was like michelle michelle i was like oh this is crazy that's beautiful i was so sweet but also let down your hair right i was like why would he try to get your attention because he wanted to get inside the house you so you're one of those come over daddy did it and then you fall asleep not daddy but but no he was a how can i say this on live uh yeah you can he he was a he he was a dealer so oh yeah so he had this talked about those on here the same time the dealer was being loud

yes so the same but he was my man he wasn't like just a dealer okay yeah no he was like they should move in silence right shut up so like when because i i fell asleep the same timing that dealers have for people when they're like yeah i'll be there in 30 minutes that's what happened he wasn't there in 30 minutes so i fell asleep not my problem and it happens i actually i'll be like i'm just gonna take a nap for 10 minutes i don't know why do i why do i lie like that but you never set an alarm that's what's so cool i set the alarm it girl the way i sleep i'm out yeah do you know how long i've been alive too many too many years and so all those years that i used to wake up and be ready and popping and locking and stuff that's gone i said my body needs to rest so when i close

my eyes i i can't it's not my fault that my ears can't hear the alarm 100 listen i've many a time many a summer night i've said hey come over you know i'm sending we sent we flirting all all day all night and then the person gets to my apartment and i've been day drinking and i'm i'm passed out like a rock yeah like marge simpson my titties work hard friend you gotta rest i've been a horrible roommate i think you have most of my life until i started well i mean i mean when i went to college is when i started having roommates and i was like oh for the first two years i lived by myself in a suite and then or sorry hold on hold on a suite is divided by five people okay oh and you get one room to yourself yes okay so the living room is together

but um I always played loud music I always invited people at whatever times I'm always cracking up my friends uh if I cook something like I'm gonna let it soak for a while like and I learned all of these things as I'm going through my roommates and like having shitty roommate situations and I'm like am I the problem are you the drama you are am I the drama so you've gotten better now i think i'm better and and also i've had to gotten better at being on the other side of it where i feel like maybe i'm the cleanest roommate and then i have to be like hey guys can we clean can we clean what we like to clean hey guys can we clean it sounds like such an annoying sentence oh they hated me can we clean they know that they're dirty though they know that but the

thing is is that you see how bad they are why would you want them to clean you know they're not gonna do it right you ever seen somebody like like sweep and you still see like dust and fuzz balls and shit it's like they're not doing it right well because you don't trust them with your plates you don't wouldn't trust them in the corners of the crevices would you remember when what's your face lives in that dirty house oh yes oh yeah that was nasty we called it the dirty house we honestly if you see your people are living foul i think we gotta step it up and be like hey man you're you're you're better than you're better than this why why do i i you you know some places you stick you keep your coat on you're like oh i'm not taking my i'm keeping my

shoes on i'll be like are there pets here it felt like the whole place is covered in pet hair is there a cat i like to watch people as a cook that for me is such a ache because if they're like touching meat and fish and stuff and they're just going to the next thing i wash my hands between every little thing. I'm like, I touch this, I touch this, and then watching people cook, I'm like, I'm not hungry.

I'm not hungry, actually. I've never been hungry in my life. The cross-contamination, you'll be real. I've probably had salmonella so many times. Salmonella. Salmonella so many times.

That might be the title of the... Salmonella? Salmonella's all the time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Living with people is rough. When I was in college, so my mom doesn't believe in microwaves.

She thinks microwaves cause cancer. So I got my first microwave in college And I remember I wanted Eggo waffles And I threw the eggo waffles in the microwave The waffle caught fire Started smoking What the fuck Marie?

I opened the window for like 30 seconds I took the waffle and I threw it out the window It had just snowed The waffle melted through the snow But the smoke is all up And through the room The alarm went off I pack my backpack

I leave I'm like listen you can't say it was me that started this if I'm not here I went to eat I came back literally like two hours later I came back they like something happened in your room I said what happened in my room

they're like the fire department was here with a big ass fan sucking the smoke out of your room I said what I wonder I'm appalled I go in there it smells like smoke still From a waffle

That barely caught fire Like Barely Barely Sis it sounded like It was on fire The smoke If I was able to

Pull it out and throw it Right right I don't have no burns Yeah yeah yeah I said the smoke detector Just you know You got the Haitian Fingertips friend

That's what it is This is true Stop my sex So I did I just And they were like Girl what happened Was there a fire in your

I was like what Huh who But yeah Don't put waffles In the microwave Yeah, they're made for toasters. Well, I didn't have that. Yeah, that's tough.

You got to use what you got to get what you want. And I thought I was going to be able to microwave an Eggo waffle and have like a, you know, like a decadent meal. Eggo and decadent don't go. And yet. Sometimes. Have you ever had, hold on. Have you ever had, you toast it.

Eggo waffle. You put caviar on it. Green cheese. Oh. Syrup. you're sick cream cheese and then syrup that's sick you go and you try it and you you tell me when you've had your awakening now does it have to be eggo can i do it with a belgian waffle because i haven't had eggo in years i don't know i've let go cream cheese goes on bagels

no no no no i promise you this my i mean honestly my dominican babysitter growing up was the one who gave this to me and this was like the most delicious thing I ever ate every weekend. But you were like six. And I ate it

into my my 20s. But you also smoke weed and I feel like a lot of y'all I didn't smoke weed I didn't smoke weed but when I was eating

I was smoking weed with the babysitter. She wasn't smoking weed with the babysitter. That's another thing the people who y'all the munchies people the combinations

y'all put together it only tastes right if you are fucked up. Girl we munchies people. I'm sick. I'm a munchies person. Sorry. Michelle.

I mean, people do, people do like cream cheese and jelly. Okay. First of all, people do cream cheese and fish. Like, please, on a bagel. Oh, that's what you want? That's your truth?

I don't like that. Onions and everything? I don't like that. I'm going to say cream cheese and lox. I don't like that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that at all.

I can't even eat real cream cheese anymore. Damn it. Why? I'm lactose intolerant. Oh. We all are, babe. We just push through it. Yeah, we push through.

How badly do you want that bagel bag? No, one time. You shart yourself? I know, but close. Like, my friend got, also in Ithaca, also in Ithaca, my friend got an extra bubble tea delivered to her, and it was like a free bubble tea. A free bubble tea?

Hell yeah. I drank that so fast. All of a sudden, I was like, I need to go to the bathroom. And I went, and I thought I was going to die. I genuinely thought, I was like, my blood pressure's going down, and I'm sweating. I can't really reach for my phone right now.

I'm scared. Like, it was scary. What's in the bubbles? Is it cream cheese? No. The tea was the milk. The milk. And I just want to let y'all know,

you know what's messed? Something that says free. When they're giving away things is because it's expired. They got to get rid of it and they're still trying to make some money off of it. It's not always expired.

It is. It is. It's on its way to being expired. Me and my sister went to this cocktail bar the night of the fight And I got a drink.

I got like a cranberry blood orange. It was like a French 75. Oh, that sounds delicious. I drank it. And then I saw somebody else ordered it. And it went out. And I guess they sent it back because they didn't want it. And the manager leans over to me and he was like, we have an extra one if you want it on the house.

And my sister was like, oh, that's really nice. A free drink. And I was like, no, somebody just sent this back. And she was like, okay. I mean, I drank it, but it was like, you know. So you said no? No, I drank it. So do you think someone sipped it?

No, I think they saw it. It went out, and I saw it come right back. Oh, okay. Because I clocked it. I said, oh, that's my drink. And it was my drink. The universe brought it back to me. Wow.

But sometimes freeze just, you know, rejected. Yeah. Somebody's no is somebody's yes. Somebody's trash is somebody else's treasure. Michelle, do you have any tips for people who are roommates right now to help them be better? Whatever you think you should communicate, just eat it. They don't want to hear it. Wait, what?

Like you said to be better, right? Yeah. I, the other day, thought I was communicating so nicely and it ended up making a huge mess. And I was like, just whatever I think, I'm going to just eat it and I'm going to just clean and I'm going to just look at when my lease is up. You do need to look up when you're leasing up. When is your lease up? April. April?

You got some time. But that's okay because I'm going to be out of the country for three months. Where are we going? I'm going to Colombia and then I'm going to Brazil. Brazil, yeah. Brazil. Yeah. I love that.

You're living abroad. Well, I told you I like trees. Is there trees in Brazil? Yeah, I hope. I really hope there are. Palm trees. Anytime. Just nature.

I just need to leave So you're going to be Paying your rent The whole time you're gone Yeah Why don't you get somebody To live in your room Yes I'll let it

I'll let it They don't want to live there And that's no shade To my roommates Like no No that's shade To your roommates Love them

They're so sweet Dirty and sweet I didn't say that I didn't say that I didn't say that I didn't say that The dirty was implied I didn't say that

Wait should we do a message We should do a message Yeah let's read a message Real quick Am I a messy friend for this? Can I take it? Hi, Sydney and Marie. Thank you both so much for the weekly laughs.

You've been getting me through a really hard time. Lost my father. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, boo. R.I.P. And knowing that I have you two to come on a weekly basis to laugh and forget about what I'm going through for a little while keeps me going. Oh, we heart you. Let's get to it.

I have this friend. I believe many people have a friend like this. This is the friend that does the absolute most. This is the friend that you have to handle in doses. This is the friend that when they call you, you're like, oh, shit, what's wrong now? This is the friend that is one look or off comment from getting into a fight or altercation. She thinks the world is against her for some reason. She says, I'm her best friend, but she's not my best friend.

You know who I'm talking about. OK, anyways, I've been through a lot with this friend. We've known each other for about 10 years. Don't get me wrong. she's been there for me through some situations breakups, friend drama job shifts and I've been there for her through some things

baby daddy drama, dating drama, job and unemployment drama, child drama, neighbor drama okay I see you adding extra dramas in there baby it's just drama drama drama drama drama anyways recently we went to a bar and I caught her

in a bold face lie she was bragging on herself saying that if she's attracted to a dude she has no problem making it known and making a move. I presented two practical and real examples where she did the exact opposite and she pretended as if I wasn't there to see it happen and made excuses for herself. While this may sound silly and trivial, it got me thinking, what else is she lying about? I've spent hours on the phone with this woman and she always makes herself out to be the victim.

I know she should be in therapy. She won't go and I'm trying to make her. but like god damn is she taking my time and lying to hold up anyways here's where the potential mess comes in i was a reference for her for a job she recently lost she's lost four jobs in the past year around the 90 day evaluation mark oh the person who called me and i are from the same area and both moved up here so outside of the reference questions we were vibing we also talked about staying in touch and sharing their experiences

about growing up, moving here as a black professional, et cetera. Is it mess for me to now link up with this lady to catch up with her and also figure out the real tea on why my friend was fired?

She says they were hating on her and blamed her for some shit that never happened. But now that I know that she lied on some stupid shit, I low-key want to catch her on some real shit and cut ties, LOL.

I know this could be real messy, but i kind of want to do it for the plot drag me if you need to i figure y'all might like to dissect this love y'all kyle blank do it go to lunch yeah i think that friendship's kind of headed toward the end already might as well have a good story uh go to lunch actually be like actually stir the pot a little bit be like my friend has been telling me these crazy things but I know you would have worked there if it was that bad right right right no what happened yeah I think this is the right thing to do let's see okay I think my friends are not liars I think they embellish and sometimes you know to save face and make themselves look better yeah they

might lie they might lie everybody has done it but if there's a point where it's like you're a liar I think you're always lying I think you should Figure out if this bitch is a liar And then cut ties But it's in your heart She lost four jobs in one year That's interesting

Is she a liar Or she just can't keep a job I don't know Yeah but she said They hating on her Yeah People who typically say They hating on me

Usually be doing something To be hated on No not even that They're usually lying about something They did something You know I got all these haters Do you? Yeah the haters are in your head friend

And I think you You are your biggest hater Boom Because you're standing In the way between you And a job And don't you want money Don't you got bills

And after 90 days They keep letting you go How many 90 days Are there in a year I feel like it's like 490 days Yeah Right

So you got fired She got fired for every one And once a season She get let go Every quarter Every quarter I want to say this If I didn't have this job

I don't know if I could Keep a regular ass job I'm not yet I could if I wanted to But I don't want to Who am I to judge You know I can't throw rocks

I live in a glass house You know That's why you should throw rocks Yeah Yes I think the saying is wrong You should throw rocks If you live in a glass house

We all need more air anyway Yeah Throw them rocks I think the friendship's Already headed down Like I think if you're already Reaching out to like Say that we've been through

All these things And then also this And if you're already feeling like this about a friend like you're already like I feel like how are you gonna trust them moving forward like just think about it I call I call you next week and and I'm like hey I really need you right now can you please help me you're like oh I have to do this thing I'm like you're lying but also you're lying also she said this is the friend that when they call you're like oh shit what's wrong now so it's already like negative energy it's all already always gonna be something

with this person and it seemed like you're over it yeah and it's okay sometimes we grow out of friendships some people need to get chopped it's okay let's go get go go to lunch minimize cakes yeah get the app get the entree get a dessert split it with your who is it the person that work in hr yeah i think they're actually gonna get along with that that's a better friend for you yeah i think so maybe it's a it is messy because it's like you know i'm not saying you have to hate people that i don't like or not mess with the people that i'm not fucking with but you you're it feels like you're going out of your way to link up with this person and that's weird no because but that's what i'm saying it feels like the the reason she's doing this person is doing

this is because they're already on their way out of that friendship so they're it's almost like they're looking for something to finish it you know when people are in a relationship they've been in for so long and they just want to cheat so bad because they don't know how to get out of it i think that's what's happening right here she's cheating that way when she goes back and she's like yo i caught you cheating it's like why were you talking to the person you were cheating with me on and it's like actually it doesn't even matter i wanted to finish this in the first place we're done have you done that no okay because it sounds like no but i sound like it's on your heart but because i know i know people who have done this and i'm like you could just break up you

You could just own up to the situation and take the L. Just hold it. Listen, the person who called me and I are from the same area and both moved here. So outside of reference questions, we was vibing. It was vibing. They vibing. I mean, it's kind of hard to vibe.

When somebody's just calling you to verify something, how did y'all start vibing? Like, hey, your voice is great. Has somebody ever put you down as a reference? Yeah. I'm like, what is this? Yeah. And they're like, oh, this person, I'm like,

Oh, my God. One of my favorite employees. I love when they come to work. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So they already know. As soon as they hear you, they're like, oh, they about to hit us with the lie. You'll be like, who it is?

Yeah. Oh, let me get her. Marie. This is she. Yeah. Oh, truly one of my, my protege. Yeah. Anyway.

Kyle do it. It's fine. I mean, you don't really want to fuck with her anyway, and that's fine. Yeah. And then come back with the tea first. Yeah, I would love to. We want to know. Tell us why she got fired.

Tell us why she got fired. We need to know the truth. Okay, why do you think she got fired? She was probably late. If people were hating on her. I need to know what she does. 90 days. She probably.

You couldn't even fake it for 90 days. Yeah, she just can't fake it. She's just like, she's probably an honest, she's probably a Taurus, to be honest with you. And they're very like stubborn and they got to have it their way.

They always right, blah, blah, blah. Interesting. It be like that sometimes. And we've all been fired. yes we have so who am I what happens

have I been fired you've never been fired I don't think I've been fired hey you know what give it some time it'll happen you're very young gal

Michelle Adana tell us tell the people where they can find you what you got coming up yes okay so my name is Michelle Adana

and I love Farquaad but I you can find me as the host of Shop Cats going to different shops in the city

and finding cats I also have a show coming up called Los Sábado on November 15th for New Year Comedy Festival. Come through. It's a Latina as variety show. No stand up giveaways, drag, dancing, singing, outrageousness. My mom might be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you're cutie.

And and yeah, follow me at Michelle Adana on Instagram. why was I going to say Gmail Shaladana at Gmail yeah yeah yeah it's not that's not my email but yeah

yeah yeah yeah thank you you're the best good luck don't get kidnapped when you go upstate yes and um

we'll see and keep us keep us posted I bet that would be nice and cheap when you go to Colombia and Brazil we would need to know

yeah oh I'll post very little but I'll I'll maybe do like I don't like when I'm away I want you to think I'm away

just send us send us in the group chat then just group chat us send you a picture on the whatsapp that's it okay that's all we want

stay away from them boats too sis I don't know if you should be driving those no more I'm gonna get my scuba license and I'm gonna get my boat license I'm so ready so you don't need a boat license to drive a boat

no apparently no well sometimes it depends it depends what type of boat it is girl I hope nobody you gotta send us pictures

send us the pictures from this trip please oh I will I hope no boats pass over you when you scuba in I know that was that was

Honestly, if you get anything from my situation with my cousin, that was the worst part of that trip. I felt so bad. I was like, oh, my God. I could have hurt someone. And I truly did. You did your cousin. She's fine.

She'll be so fine. She'll be fine. You hit her with a suck my dick. Actually, let's end the podcast with that today. Are y'all ready? Yes. One, a two, and a three. Suck my dick.

Hey, yo, suck my dick. Yo, suck my dick. Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo. Listen. Hey, come here. Closer? Get a little closer? Suck my dick.

Yeah. My dick. You did it really well. Suck my dick. Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much for listening to us every week. Please keep sending us messages. Please review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

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