MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - L U V Him

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Rejoice! Syd and Reezy are back with a solo ep this week. The ladies chat love in this month of love (SPOILER: Sydnee is OFF the market), do some Mess or Just Living, and get to your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess hey we haven't did a solo in a long time i know let me see your hand wow it's ashley and why have we not done a solo in a while my sis been on her carmen san diego we've been sitting in our homes because it's cold it's so cold in the d it's cold it's freezing it's like why are we coming out it's like why don't we do this on zoom yeah why no well zoom is not i don't like podcasts on zoom you don't like it no i feel like there's a delay yes and the chemistry don't chemistry the same way this is true this is true you know and and it's there's a there's a slight unprofessionalism that is even like higher than how we get down usually right usually because you're like oh this screen is blocking so you don't know what i'm doing

I'm oh I'm texting I'm taking nudes my mic is muted I'm nodding I'm playing with my toes right I'm not wearing pants yeah

I'm sitting on the floor I zoom on the ground in my apartment yeah that's no way to be and now we're here in the students that's good wow how you doing

luscious you giving mocha hauntus what's up oh thank you friend you know just a couple you know I got some some nice bundles in

that the lady did cut and when she started cutting I wanted to be like actually I just want you to leave it straight because I paid for the inches, but she had already started. Yeah.

And sometimes you're like, I want to trust you, mamas, but when you put your card down, you're like, you need to trust me. I can't trust you. Babe, I gave you a deposit. I need for you to watch a couple tutorials on cutting before I arrive.

It looks good, though, so no worries. Well, thank you. But, you know, I had to zhuzh it up for the podcast where people can't even see me, but... They will. When the clip comes out, they're going to be like, oh, we see him. When they see the clip, they're going to be like, that doesn't look like 28 inches. And it does.

It does. It's layered. Can we get some human hair, some raw Indian hair sponsors for the pod? I would love that. And, you know, or 20,000 or more a week. Oh, that was the sentence. $20,000 a week. Yes.

No, no, no. not 20,000 did I say 20 or 2 you said 20,000 the lady the lady the lady who went to Pakistan

Palestine Pakistan she went to Pakistan Pakistan yes she in Dubai now when she got arrested we knew that was gonna happen

she was just having too much fun in Pakistan they were videotaping her doing committing a bunch of crimes in Dubai and Dubai don't play she got on the flight

they took her off the flight I'm so sad for her because it was like imagine well they said that she was having like a manic episode

imagine having like such a productive manic episode you get on a flight and then the next thing you know you're literally like the mayor she was like a mayor there like their cameras so what was her name Onika yeah Onesha Onesha Onesha so she went to Pakistan you know this is very hard she went to Pakistan to meet a man yes who was catfishing her but she was catfishing him I think she was catfishing him first, but then he was also like 18, 18, 19. I think he was 18. So she had like a Nicki Minaj filter on. So he thought that's what she looked like.

And then she got there and it was a grown ass woman from New York. And the crazy thing is, is that they said that she's like 30. And I said, I heard 33. I said, who's 33? She looked like somebody's auntie for real. But you know what? I said, let me not. Let me not.

Let me just let her live. You said you listen, but don't judge. I will not judge okay you listen I judge you judge but I also was just like happy for her

you know she had so many hits she had so many lines that's what people are missing people need to soundbite you just say yeah yeah yeah no you have to make sure

something stays so that people remember you soundbite and she said $20,000 or more or $2,000 or more she was supposed to get paid

$2,000 a week or more and did they pay her that? I saw her like holding the money they paid her they paid her something i don't know if it was twenty thousand dollars or land or whatever but they was they was giving her everything she wanted anymore now she did ask for land but she has grown kids how was she 33 she catfishing us too because her grown kids were like oh our mom is mentally unstable but the thing is is that why can't i have the

mental illness that will give me the confidence to say all that and be like you're gonna give it to me me I'm like may I have sir a crumb a crumb a crumb of opportunity a crumb of a chump yes it's just silly so I actually she was inspiring she's like the affirmations I need girl she said I don't chase I attract give me two thousand dollars a week or more or more don't you have to oh or more is important yeah i think that's okay that's a good let's talk about it yes let's let's unpack this yeah it's the or more a lot of us specifically women we're afraid to ask for stuff because we're like we don't want to be seen as difficult we don't want to be seen as like hard to work with so we don't even ask for the full amount that we want we'd be like if you could spare yeah if it's

possible but you gotta hit him with that that lady energy or get him with the or more because i know you got it you can and you will and you'll get it if you want if you want me uh but also i think like i think it's mess not knowing your worth and like even not exaggerating the worth even if you're like yeah actually i actually should not be charging that it's like you know what double it charge it double it double it double it out for somebody else yeah yeah um uh okay so did you did you have mess for the week you we haven't had our mess in a while i did have mess for you today and i don't remember what it is i mean i meant to write it in the doc damn um okay i'll i'll i'll start okay with my mess i say well i guess it's like a few oh a few mess a few the thing is is

that like i'm obsessed with new york i love i like this is a place that i am going to perish but it constantly is embarrassing me constantly oh girl you got hit by a trash can again no no no no it's so it's so embarrassing because i'm on the i'm on the train with uh my gal and uh because she had to she had to come here just randomly and so we're on the train and uh i you the train is chaotic anyway and this is like don't look at anything just sit the so we sit down and i'm smiling because i'm like in new york and this man comes on with this big ass backpack and he's like he tells this guy he's like yeah yeah you're gonna have to get up and it's a white dude he's telling this white guy get up yeah it's a black man he said yeah you're

gonna you're gonna have to give me that seat and the guy was like but i'm sitting here he's like run me that seat it's it's 9 a.m i said this is pretty aggressive we have not had our coffee yet Run me that seat. Run me that seat. He said it loud, too. And so we all were like, sir, give him the seat. And I said, it is Black History Month. So you should, you actually should be getting up.

But then this, the guy, I don't know if he got like brand new marils on and he was feeling himself. He's like, no, no, I'm sitting here. I said, oh, there's a fight is about to break out right in front of a visitor who stays saying like, I can't believe you live in New York. it's the jungle you guys were sitting right across from this right literally right

so then a guy doesn't get up and then the guy who yelled at him his big ass backpack he he stands right in front of him

backpack is literally right in this dude's face no I was waiting for him to ask for the manager stop the train it was and he was

the guy was cursing too and I was like I'm about to give up my seat because I said we don't need no problem and so then this Caribbean woman

who was sitting next to the white dude she's like no not just let's just go it's not worth it and she gets up with him she gets up with him

holds his hand and moves I said sister she must have been his nanny sis no she was the help no she was not

I was disappointed in her I said he's fine he's you know he should get up what's the age of the white dude you think I'm gonna say

he was about like 30 30 33 so he looked 33 that means he was like 19. 19, yeah. And the black dude?

The black dude, it was so much dust and dander. I can't. That ages you. It was 24, babe. There was so much dust and dander. And meanwhile, he was on the train with his girl.

And she sat down, and he was like, can you believe he didn't want to get me my seat? My seat? I was like, and she's with him. And we're sitting after her.

And he got a girlfriend. That's what I'm getting from this story. He got a girl. Hey guys If you're ever like I don't know why Nobody wants This man

The dustiest of dust I feel like he was The CEO of dust Yelling at Paying citizens On the train Girlfriend right there Right there

Now where was the Girlfriend sitting Right next to us Right next to us Oh so across Across from the The beige dude Yeah the beige bandit

It was It was insane to see And I was just like This is freaking New York But I love it I don't want to I can't leave I can't leave

I have to stay here no matter what that's crazy yeah but she was just like and you want me to move here I'm like hey if you

if you want to be with me yeah if you want to be my lover you gotta get with my city you gotta get with my city that too yep

yeah so there's that um have you thought of your mess yet oh I got some train mess for you okay boom let's talk okay

so I get off uh the train uh to wait for another train and I'm waiting on the platform I have my big-ass AirPod Max in.

I'm living my best life. And this guy comes over and compliments my outfit. And I was like, thank you. And then he goes, listen, I'm not the man that'll buy you flowers, but I am the man who won't hit you. And I said, I paused my music for that? What a sell. But then he was talking to me, and I was like, and somebody,

there was a woman um like sitting on the the bench that was like oh girl ma'am you cannot absolutely not right but then he's talking to me and it's getting more and more erratic and i was like wait wait wait wait wait wait is this a is this an unhoused man or like a hip dude like you can't really tell by the fit you have no idea because the beard wasn't you know you know the beard wasn't giving like pubes it was giving like well-groomed oh but the fit was giving dusty dander yeah dusty dander but i don't know maybe he was wearing balenciaga i don't know vintage vintage girl a consignment shop girl second hand i couldn't tell but i just i just put my headphones back in and i turned the noise cancellation off i think we actually in this time

in 2025 noise cancellation is a no because anything can happen I know but it's so good to not hear the city that's so loud

yeah the city literally never sleeps but it's the it's the soundtrack to a lot of our demise and so we gotta

we have to be alert we have to know what's going on 100% I need to know one because I'm nosy and two

it's like yes it is good to be like not in the mix of the noise but what if somebody comes on the train and like I killed all of y'all I didn't know that because I'm

busting Brent Fayaz and I have no idea what's going on so at least if you're going to have the noise cancellation you got to have one like slanted so you can kind of hear yeah but then my equilibrium is off if I only have girl you could have an

off equilibrium or you could be off the train or you could be off with your head off with your head thank you yes in other news I also another thing that was messed um you know i i was like yo i don't know what it is but it's been it's been happening for like six months now but my anxiety has been insane i'm just like anxious all the time so i was like you know what fuck it i'ma go i gotta get back on uh medication again

and so for anxiety and depression my girlies where are you zoloft well butrin where's my Prozac, hun. I'm here for you. I'm speaking for y'all. So I say, you know, let me re-up because when I was in L.A., I didn't have health insurance and it costs like over $100 every single time to get my prescription, plus psychiatrists, plus therapists. Yeah, girl. Yeah. You got to take out a small PPP loan if you want your mental health in order. So I come back and I'm like excited about getting back on medication and do you know this rfk junior senior citizen rfk twigs what he is trying to like basically stop antidepressants he's like oh it's the it's more addictive than like cocaine and heroin or whatever and it makes people more aggressive and

it's the cause for um school shootings that's what he said and he said if you've ever been on antidepressants he's gonna put you in a like a wellness camp a concentration camp yes that's what that's exactly what it the wellness now is concentration is now wellness girl the worm in his brain is working overtime i'm a dad this is the this is the year that people are just saying anything and and these are people who are saying anything and they have power and they have power and they're in charge so did he get the job he was confirmed he was yeah you got the job shut of America, you raggedy beach. America is

mess. America, you raggedy beach. America, America, we have a problem. America has several problems. But we've been had a problem, but this was when I read that late last night, I said, of course, of course. When I said, I'm going to get

my life in order, RFK was like, actually. Now, what's the most? Can you get, well, Buterin and Zoloft and things like that in bulk? Can you Costco that? Can you save some for a rainy day? That's not how it works, babe. They give you 30 pills exactly.

We're not squirrels and we're not harvesting nuts for the winter. Well, I'm saying if you're not going to be able to get them in the next couple months, is there a way to be like double or nothing? I don't know, bitch. I just know I'm cutting everything off. I don't want to hear nothing. And so after that, I said, this is exactly why I hate being in the know and knowing the news. Because it ruins the vibe every time.

I said, hey, if you don't want me to be a fucking shaking ass chihuahua, give me my pills. And so I'm pretty sure that's in the Constitution. Give me liberty and give me pills. Yeah, I need the pills. It's a part of my right. I think it's in the Thomas Jefferson edition. Oh, yeah. I'm I'm fully know that, you know, Martin Luther King had a dream and the dream was was for you to be on anti-anxiety medication.

Yeah, absolutely. He said thou shalt not shake. Thou shalt not shake. That's biblical. baby he was a reference okay reference martin luther king jr girl yeah totally um speaking of american politics you know we don't usually talk about that here but elon musk bought his raggedy ass son and yes i'm calling the baby raggedy to the oval office and he was wiping his boogers on the table and he told trump to hush and he said you're not the president to

donald trump so um and this is while reporters are like talking to his dad my dude the dad is wearing a sport coat and a t-shirt who to be rich and white in america because if we was going to the white house you know we would be i would wear a little tuxedo from ysl yeah he had a ll bean like and it wasn't even brand new like it didn't have the tag on it like he hadn't been had that job he looked like a burlington coat factory at like a patron and the son was literally digging in his nose and wiping boogers on the Declaration of Independence and I just

And Trump comes in and he's like, he's a genius he's a genius. It's like Trump looks sedated. So all the pills that RFK twigs said who can't have, Trump is on right now. Girl, I said, what is going on? But I actually was like am I on Bravo right now? Is the channel

on Bravo? Because it's really just giving unhinged Watch what happens live. Andy Cohen, did you produce? he might have it might be a Ryan Seacrest production as well

yeah well first of all I'm you know I'm not here for people bringing their kids around all the time I just you can't get no

nannies you ain't got no grandmas no cousins nobody to hold grandmas don't exist no more because people

waiting too long to have kids and also I know grandmas is just tired they were like I don't want to make anything

from scratch anymore yeah the grandmas the trad wife is the new grandma yeah and actually you know what some of these people

need to be having a hobby which is cooking some of them I don't want them out and about talking to people but yeah

him bringing his son reminds me of like now I don't want to say this but I think you should we you know I have friends

that have kids that are just like yeah I'm just gonna bring I'm bringing a baby I'm like every time is this is this appropriate

for the kids I know people are rolling blunts in the back is this is this where we bring the kids well the baby's fingers are very um they got the dexterity so you're saying you want the babies to help assist yeah with the rolling okay right you know like you know back in the day when people use typewriters

and they would be like ding and slide it back you wipe it on the baby's mouth for them to lick it so you want this you want the baby to lick to seal the blunt booger blunt oh my god gosh but gosh i'm Hi. Okay. You know what? We should tell Elon that. We should. No.

He don't need this million dollar idea. That's what it is. Shark tank. Shark tank. Shark tank. Listen, sharks. I got a great idea for y'all today. Baby blunts.

Baby blunts. I think, you know, girls who are on the go, they would love a little baby blunt. Listen, go Gert. These little fruit, applesauce things. Baby blunt. Baby spliffs. Baby. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm here for it. Spliffs. spliffs for kids that's not like cars for kids but that and it's not mess i'm here for that um okay another thing that i was just like i have to talk about it okay but we're going we're going cowboy carter we're going we're going to see it this ain't texas we are going we are gonna go see cowboy carter um i i got i was out of town i was in london and had the wrong dates for the

tickets that i thought i was gonna go see renaissance for and to me renaissance is the tour that i should i know you did have tickets 100 i was like you did have tickets and then it was it was the wrong you had tickets i could not believe i was gonna fly to la to see her and it was like i'm in london still i could not believe i know unbelievable i'm upset and now it's okay cowboy carter i don't know what the visual is gonna be you're saying this on on air I am. None of us know what the visual is going to be. None of us know.

We don't. But the mess, the biggest mess is everybody is upset about these ticket prices. How? How are y'all upset? Everybody is upset. Everybody is furious. They're like, okay, okay, B. Okay, okay.

And it's like, hey, she just won album of the year. What did you do? You think she was going to get a BOGO? Like, you bought a ticket. Now we're getting your friend in. Like, this is not friends and family. And that's the problem. Also, if you don't really have the money, you can sit in, like, the 400 section, baby.

No, even those are expensive. You can sit up there. Even those are expensive. You can sit with the Lord up top of Mount Olympus and watch her with binoculars. Just to be in Beyonce's, like, almost air, like, in her air vicinity, it's going to run you about $600, $700. No, don't bring those tickets up there. It's not $600. No, people were complaining about being in the queue, and they were like,

Oh, you know, this is just in this economy. This is just so crazy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me say something to the people right now complaining about Beyonce ticket prices. You don't have to go to the show. We have to go. We have to go. You don't have to go.

We need to go. You do not have to go. All of us have to go. Nah, you don't have to go, babe. You can watch it on Netflix when it re-airs. Because you know it's going to be a documentary. You know somebody at the show is going to be live. Watch that.

Yeah, but they, you know what? There's just people who are like, hey, I've been a fan for so long. She should be for the people. We always, you know, lifting her up, sister. And it's just like, hey, everybody feels so entitled to like what celebrities should be doing. Like they need to give back. They need to speak up. No, they need to work.

And they're like, run me my money every time. Run me my money. When has Beyonce ever been cheap? I've never heard of like a reasonable. House of Darion. House of Darion. yes cheap

how to do it all wrong how to do it all wrong Tina Knowles some of your finest unfinished work I can't believe I said it but I had to

cause you know she always has like the end part a freight edge yes like something at the end all the stuff that Michelle was wearing

that was that was the scraps of the Beyonce stuff oh my god we're so rude they said we need more fabric for Beyonce's ass and they were like

Michelle what you like a size 2 a size 0 yeah but my thing as a as an artiste right obviously I'm not

Beyonce level but it's like hey again two thousand or more give give people what they deserve like the value of if you say that she's the best right right you say every time you've gone to a performance you're like oh my god blown away i felt baptized all this stuff then well how much what makes sense twelve dollars oh okay yeah eighty dollars i don't know what you said twelve dollars You're a mess. But $80? That's just not happening.

$100? She is filling stadiums. It's just unrealistic. Yeah, but if you're filling stadiums, do you need all this money from everybody here? But you also have to think production. She's dragging that big-ass magical set around. It's dancers learning choreo,

and they got to be on the 5, 6, 7, 8. She's paying a lot. Her tours are expensive to produce, and then she has to get paid for herself. Not everybody can be a Zillia Banks in a 42 inch bust down and just a PowerPoint in the back. Shout out to you, sister. No, no, no, no, no, no, no shout out to you. You know what you did.

You know what you did. You know what you did last summer. Girl, she do show up in an ASOS look. And I mean, the hair be done. It's done. Yeah. And she's she's on the mic. The mic is on.

Sometimes she takes her shirt off. So sometimes the shirt is not even in the budget. Hey, and she can do that. That's for her. and, you know, all of the 1,200 gays that come to her show. But Beyonce is something different. It's something different every time. It's like, I don't know what horse is coming out.

What's this horse name? What's this white horse name? There was Rain, the crystal one. Oh, I didn't know the horses had names. Yeah, the horse is in the back. Rain. I've got the horses. They were carrying Rain everywhere.

You know why the tickets are so expensive? Blue Ivy's fee done went up. It did. Blue Ivy said, mom, if you want me to be a part of the show, which, you know, it's people coming to see me, then. She also received album of the year. You just you have to respect Blue. You have to respect Miss Blue. And she wants more.

And she deserves. At this time. Hey, I'm no longer questioning people's prices no more. Either you either you got it or you don't. That's crazy. You're not questioning prices no more? No, no, I'm not. I'm not because as me, I'm talking about me as an art.

I'm I'm always like, well, maybe it's too much. It's like it's not because people are finding the money to get road. They sell the kidneys, lipsticks and Kim K and skims and all this other stuff. They're buying the stuff. So I like keeping the rich rich. Yeah. So it's like if you want to if you want to experience which something like that, a concert is a live performances. I think you should pay the money.

Now you got two options. You could buy the Beyonce tickets or you could buy a carton of eggs. Either way, you're spending a lot of money. It's going to earn you about $355. And you know what? And on that note, we got to go. We got to go. It's just too expensive to survive.

And that's why you can no longer survive. You have to steal. We're promoting stealing, thievery. You got to steal from Paul to pay Peter to hang out with Robert. Robert? Robert, that's not in the Bible. I don't know. There's no book of Robert?

What is it? Pick a Pepper, Pick a Pepper, Pick a Pell. What is it called? I don't know what nursery rhyme this is. Pick a Pepper, Piper, Piper, Chappelle, Chappelle. Pay Peter, steal from Peter to pay Paul. And then you can sleep with Matthew, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Exactly. Yeah. Girl, that book, our book is on fire right now.

Girl, girl. I'll be there. Listen, we're going to be there. Beyonce is a woman of a particular age. She's been doing this for a long time. 25 years. When you think about professional athletes, they start real young, and then they end at 30-something,

depending on the sport. Some people stay longer because they want to play with their sons or whatever, LeBron James. But I think their bodies break down eventually. They got to stop playing. Beyonce is still dancing. She is still going.

Her mic is still on. She's amazing. She's still hitting every single boom cack. Yeah, not a hair knot in place. Right. I mean, the hair is out of place because the fan is blowing. No, but it still gets back to where it needs to be.

You don't see no lace. No lace. You don't see no, like, she's not having no nip slips. Like, her stuff is always perfect because she's a perfectionist. And she's not going to be doing this for that much longer. So go see her while she's still in her prime. Go see her.

Some people are so upset that they didn't get to see Whitney and Prince and Michael Jackson. It's the same thing. It's legit the same thing. Well, Michael Jackson was different. Michael Jackson would come out and stand there and people would scream for 10 minutes and faint

and they had to carry people on stretchers. I mean, I want that. I want that. I don't want that. I don't want that for me. I want somebody to be like,

You want people to do that when you came out on stage? I want them to faint. I want them to go off. If I came out onto the stage and somebody was screaming for 10 minutes,

I'm calling security. Okay. Yeah. 10 minutes? One person screaming, yeah. But if the whole room is screaming, you're going to be like, you're going to sit in it.

I'm going to be like, not for 10 minutes. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You know, that's why people are trying to do the wicked. My bad. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I didn't, yeah, I didn't realize you were doing the Beyonce and Dubai. Sorry.

Is that played? Is that, I can't. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I love being tone deaf. Yeah, yeah. you know who's not deaf who the people that are on tiktok doing this new trend that is ridiculous talk to us about the trend friend oh it's all about talking it's called talk her or him through it oh talk him or her through it guys that sound like a jason derulo song we've gone through

we've gone too far. It's all the things that people are saying the stuff that you say to people during sex. Okay, what's some of the stuff? That's weird.

That's weird. I'm going to read some of them for you that are out here. Yeah. Look at it. Should I read it sexy or should I just say it regular? I mean, how would you

how would you say it? Look at it. That's what you say? Look what you did. Look what you did. I think I've said that one before. Okay. I have.

All right. Good girl. I ain't done. I ain't done. I ain't done. Coming back for second. Yes. Yes.

This is a good one. Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? And then they drag you back. Grip it. Grip it?

Grip it. Grip it. What if you're gripping it and they're like, is it not gripped enough? That's an awkward one. What if you're gripping it but your hand is dry

and it's like, hey, loosen your grip. Hey, did you wash your hands today? Ungrip it. And then it says, another guy was like,

See, you made a mess. Now you got to clean it up. Ooh. Hey, listen, I am not, I am not the, you know, respectability police or whatever, but these people were really saying this stuff and making the faces. And I was like, just to camera on TikTok. Just to camera. And the comments were wild.

Now, in the videos on TikTok, are they listing all the things they say or are they just sharing like one or two? No, they're saying they're like, this is the top. The AA, if you want to get pregnant, this is what you say. But I don't. What do I say when I don't want to get pregnant? But the girl was like, don't say this because you will get pregnant. Oh.

Yeah, it was wild. I'll send you the link for that video. I just want to see what's on the screen. The craziest one, a guy is in jail. I guess a friend or a girlfriend called him, FaceTimed, and was like, hey, here's the trend. Can you tell the people? And then he, I tell you, he was having flashbacks of when he was out. He was like, he even said, he said, oh, I can't wait to get out.

I can't wait to get out. What was he saying? This is the guy in jail. All right. My top five, y'all. We already know the trend. I ain't going to get into it. But look, you know when you get behind it, right?

You're just going slow, fast. You got to hear it with the look at me. And if she start looking at you You gotta manipulate her real quick Who the fuck you looking at This guy's in jail friend He's in jail I would like the people to know

That that man is cute He has a pretty smile Yeah he look like somebody Who would be like Who the fuck you looking at He's got the wired yellow headphones Mind you They're not Apple

They're not even Nike Those is the And he looks like he's got all this tea He has a beautiful smile got a hairline wow the comments uh the breathing in the mic he was he said that boy got pressure built up someone said don't let him out he's freaked out oh my god he said manipulation is the key keep him right where he's at yeah leave him there okay listen in the criminal justice system there are a couple crimes that are especially heinous he doing the sexual ones

okay i can't look at me i just i just can't i'm like i am so shy in general like in bed you shy i'm not shy but i think come on girl no i'm not shy but i'm like yo i didn't set it all i feel like i'm repeating stuff now what you're saying me yeah oh nah i'm just be i just be repeating what should we repeat it is good yeah it's good you like it yeah like i don't know i don't know i'm like you know it's good it's good it's good like it's like come on now i don't know i i've like hmm the crazy thing is is that like with being with like women i'm more like just in the moment and i'm not thinking of things to say but guys i feel like i was saying a whole bunch of anything and everything because i was like we let's finish this let's this got to be done

this i'm i'm ready i'm ready for it to end oh okay wrap it up yeah wrap it wrap it up then i got a long day tomorrow that was like come come if you don't let's go come for me come yeah come now right now yeah the car car's here yeah yes exactly i'm gonna save some of these for tomorrow really no yeah i'm gonna report back to the group chat no specifically to the city chat you gotta schedule in talking through it i mean i don't know i i'm into talking through it but I'm also into you talking me through it, maybe. Okay. Wow.

You getting flashbacks, sis? Let me get some waters. Everybody, take a sip. It's a damp in here. The windows are fogged. You know that scene in Titanic when they're in the car and she put her hand on the window? That's what's happening in here today.

That was really sensual. I was like, we need to have more moments like that. It just felt like real classy, artsy, sexy. What just happened with us right now? No, I was saying Titanic. okay I'm like us too

sure I mean telling somebody to hurry it up gotta go I think your car is here yeah

my dad's home that's how you talk him through it you gotta you gotta get get under the bed yeah my dad's home

I don't have a dad friend you have you have a dad Mr. Washington I don't know who he is Mr. Sidney

Poitier Washington you know what mess is I don't I don't know who my dad is or what he look like or anything

You don't know nothing about him. I don't know that man. Not one fact. Not one thing. There was actually a running joke in my, with my sister that like a guy would come over and he's like, your dad is really Mr. Blah, blah, blah. And it was like, excuse me?

So your sister don't know neither? Like nobody has an inclination as to what Mr. Washington is doing. He's a gag. Last name was not Washington. I think my mother, legit, RIP. I think she put a whole bunch of names

in a hat and just picked one out and said Washington it is yeah oh Washington yeah cause your mother's last name was not Washington

um well she changed it but she never got married I think the crazy thing is is that all the women

in the families in my family it's like y'all are the best storytellers they that's why I feel like

I'm a storyteller I was raised off stories mmm fallacies, fables, all of that. The girl's lying.

It's like, is our last name Robinson or is it Washington? Or is it Hicks? Like, what is it? Yeah. You know what?

I'm talking to you, America. I want y'all to help us get to the bottom of who Sidney's daddy is. Who is my father? Can we do a show? Who's your daddy?

Oh, daddy. That's different. Nasty. Yeah. Oh, we'll talk him through it. Yeah,

talk. Yeah, you my dad? You my dad? Let me see your feet. Oh, my God. It's like looking in a mirror. Oh, God.

And then we touch toes. Ew, that's nasty. Now it's a horror flick. That's crazy. Girl, stay with me. Stay with me now. I got to go. My Uber is here.

That's crazy. Okay. That was a little journey. I mean, it's always a way to go. It was a journey. Speaking of men in your life, men in our lives, you know, A$AP Rocky has this court case and Rihanna has been showing up religiously to support her man. My man, my man, my man.

Imagine being a billionaire who smells amazing and has light green eyes. Hair done. Hair always done. Well, 98% of the time done. Okay. Well, there was a blonde era that was like, why are we doing? Anyway, imagine being all of that. and you got to go to court to support your man

for something that he did before you was dating him? Robin, just like us. Sis, we all got him. Well, not me. I'm a lesbian, but for y'all. She's just like y'all. I've never supported a man in court, so no. I supported a woman in jail.

What? Remember, Marie? No. You don't remember? I was in Miami. I was dating a girl. She stole somebody's drug. She was on the run with gay Thelma and Louise,

or just Thelma and Louise. Because they was pretty good. Yeah, and they were. I was like, is this what friendship is? No, straight girls not driving off a cliff together. You don't think? I think that's for the gays. If they're not on AMEDS.

Oh, no. Shout out to RFK. Okay, you see that? You see that? We bring it back. And now. Yeah, and then, so then she pulls a fire alarm in an elevator. The cops come.

Why did she pull? Was she on the drugs on the elevator? Yeah, she was on CK1. What's CK1? Coke, K, and Molly. She was on all of them. She was on a... Why is that called CK1?

I don't know. That's what the gays told me in the club. That's what they said. That's what CK1. Anyway. That sounded like Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein 1. That's what I thought.

And they were like, mm-mm-mm. Coke, K, and Molly. Yes. That feels like too many things. Because don't K bring you down and Coke kicks you up and Molly makes things feel good? We fall down, but we get up. Yeah. No, it's all about balancing.

That don't feel like balance, babe. Two things bring you up, and one of them brings you down. You don't know about that life, okay? I don't. Can't say it with your chest. The book of Robert in the Bible said don't do CK1. Anywho, she gets arrested because she fought the police. Okay, BLM, but she was white.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and ally. And ally. And so she gets arrested, and I had to wait outside of Miami Dade for her. I thought she was getting up. Miami Dade. Miami Dade. Oh, girl, you was in the ra-ta-ta-ta. Yes, and it was 98 degrees,

and there was people waiting for their sons, their husbands, their uncles. And you went for your girl. And I went. I don't think she even claimed me, friend. What? Yeah. Well, that was the drugs.

Yeah, it was. Also, were you waiting outside of Miami Dade in flip-flops? Were your toes out at the jail? My toes were definitely out. Your toes were out. The girl was in. That's crazy. A toes-out girl in title!

The episode. It's good. Yes. Yes. Good. Yeah, I feel bad. She's coming with some looks, though. I love the suits.

You know, she's doing a little side part. Oh, yeah. Rihanna's showing us she's wearing glasses to look, you know, smart and professional. There was a video of her coming out of the courtroom and somebody was like, who wears fur? Fur is murder. Who still wears real fur? And all the paparazzi was like, she does. And the fur looks good

They were like I love that Defending her Yeah they should And she just you know Had a little smirk on her face And she got in the car And I don't know

ASAP might go to jail I don't know what's happening I hope not We gonna Put that on a On a prayer list ASAP free We freed him

When he was locked up In Sweden or whatever Run that back No You only get one You only get one Get out of jail free card And he got it

I think three Everybody can get three chances What if I've never been to jail You get three Get out of jail free chances but I don't get none. Girl, you better try. Girl.

Take your time. Girl. But also rush it up. Hurry it up. You know what? The thing is, is that we take that, I think the term

ride or die, that's a mess. That's a mess. Yeah. I'll ride, but I will not die. If I have to go to jail, you're not showing up?

My toe's not going to be out. Okay. I would hope not. Have some fucking respect. I'm going to wear a knee-high boot with the toes cut off. No. If you did that, I said, judge, judge, get her out of here.

She's out of here. It's like your toes will be the sustain. Yeah. Over, overruled. Yeah. I mean, is there anybody that you would be like not showing up for in jail? Yeah. Are you most people?

Really? Most people. If you got time and you're just like, let me pull a look. And there's paparazzi. It's good PR actually. Is it good PR? for me to show up to jail

to support a friend yeah looks and everything you know paparazzi gonna be there that means my friend is famous yeah and you got big glasses and stuff

different hats I could see you pulling stunts like okay I would rent the runway for a month come on Marie

I'm gonna get a stylist so I know that you know Huda Huda what's her name Huda and whatever the other woman name

are you saying Hoda Hoda Hoda yeah Huda beauty yeah Hoda Hoda on the TV or Huda Beauty

my bad Hoda Huda you know what I meant Hootie Hoo Hootie Hoo good girl oh oh okay

this one I don't know if this is I mean this is messed obviously you know February it's all about love

black love love on love just love I don't know if it's about black love yeah well I try I try to well you're the same

me too yeah lol but wait what'd you do for valentine's day you had my show you had your show and so technically i'm celebrating valentine's day tomorrow okay okay so you really yeah because i had the show i didn't have time for all the stuff that this person is trying to plan and girl what you doing

i don't know he has a whole day for me planned so give us an itinerary look at it Bro, that's late night. We talking about from the top. Make it drop. From the top, he is sending me to get a massage and a facial. Yes. I'm getting my nails and toes done.

Yes. And he's making me food. Okay. Or eating food. Okay. And then I have a show. Okay. And then he's taking me to dinner.

So you... Girl, you're not canceling the show? No. I had the show planned before he had the day planned. Okay. Can we talk about this? Okay. That's all.

We here. We listening. Sydney said you're not canceling the show. No. It's too late now. Okay. The show is tomorrow. Sis, you.

There's three people booked on the show. Oh. Right. Okay. Because last week it was Devin's birthday and you were like, hold on for a second. Yeah. I think I got Norah bias. Yeah.

But there was more people booked on that show. Okay. Somebody did message me. Hey, I was really looking forward to seeing you at the show and I didn't see you. Yeah. hope you had a good night i was like i do yeah oops i do i will cancel some shows but i had already told him that i had shows and he was like okay but he also said he's gonna be at my house like hiding surprises for me so oh i'm gonna have to get a little nanny cam before i leave here

i'm into the nanny cam well so yeah gifts okay yeah this is exciting yeah we'll see what happens Yeah. I mean, we will be eagerly waiting, like telling us what's going on. Right, right, right, right, right. I will update you at the show. Did you make a did you make a list of what I need? Yeah. Of what I want for Valentine's Day? Yeah. No, he's he's decided he's taking all of this under his. I didn't ask for anything. He's decided Wednesday will be our Valentine's Day initiative. do you hear that someone is taking

it in and being like I got this that's hot it's hot I'm afraid of what I'm going to be walking into when I get there

I don't know I don't know oh you don't like surprise I like surprise but I don't know what surprise is going to be

why you got to let in let go and let in I am letting him in they already in sis talk him through it

what girl what I'm leaving my keys there So when I get home I'm gonna have to You're leaving your keys Well

Sis how many times Have you left your keys For anybody He might be third On the list now Well I mean If he trying to Plan surprises

And he gotta pick stuff up Yeah He gotta be able to get In and out of the building I love that And you know I'm gonna be getting A facial

So What do I need my keys for Yeah when I was seeing The Valentine's Day Rollout Of people coming in To like math flowers And like

Gifts and Birkin bags and shit. And I was like, damn, do I want that? Like, I'm not really that person. But I was like, damn, this is kind of nice. Like, I want some outfits. But I'm not a materialistic person, but I am. Give it to me.

I want it. I want it. Give me stuff. But I don't. But I'm like, I do. Like, I don't want to be. But I'm like, yes, give me. So what you want?

You want to walk into your apartment and it's covered in flowers. Girl, I don't know what I want. Like bouquets and stuff. Flowers. the big round one the rose thing that costs

hundreds of dollars the venus the floor or whatever that's what you want I don't know bitch I do want some new clothes

I girl I'm like I'm tired if I put another turtleneck on I'm going to cut my head off I like this little referee blouse you got on

oh you like my my footlocker would you like Jordan Jordan 11 what size what size do you mean

let me go in the back it is it is also giving it's good it's good it's giving Superbowl yeah definitely

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun is that the Superbowl song? I think so I feel like it is I'm waiting I feel

for tonight? for tonight yeah yeah or tomorrow yeah I do I like I like

gifts but I feel like in order to like get gifts you gotta be that person that's like giving

like no No. And I got to get him a gift? No. Yes. No. Girl, he's spending money. I got to get him something for Valentine's Day.

Now, do you feel like you're a gift-giving person? Sometimes. Okay, and then now let's answer Becca. Do I like him enough to get him a gift? I have to. I must. You like him. I do like him.

If I didn't like him, you wouldn't be in my house with my keys. That's true. Facts. Okay. I'm going to get him a card. Yeah. I mean, cards are good. cards i think cards work i think sentimental things things of memories um i'm gonna get a

little cover for his toothbrush that too i didn't do that the toothbrush just been on the counter discarded um car like gifts are hard like i remember um like my uh a friend got me a candle and i was like that's it and i was like damn you gotta be more like that's crazy you got me a candle for my birthday a couple years ago. I did. It's crazy. It's an expensive candle, though. I loved that candle. I loved that candle. There wasn't no raggedy-ass

Dwayne Reed. I'm not saying my friend got me a Dwayne Reed candle, but it was not no Lelabo. It wasn't a Lelabo. It wasn't no Barreto. No offense, but, you know what I'm saying? It was a Marshalls. Hey, hey, hey, you know what? I love

a candle. I love a gift. If you want to get me, you know, well i mean if you want to give me a candle you want to give me a candle i'm gonna get you a card no car like honestly bitch a card could take you so far so i gotta get a card but it's it's the you gotta write you got you gotta calligraphy it don't go to ai don't go to ai go to chat no you don't do chat gbt drop it no no no no gbt be like say start with something heartfelt Hey, and then you got to be like, it was the night before chat. GBT is the original talk.

Talk her through it. It's crazy. No, Marie, you got to go in your heart and you got to write it down. My heart is real little girl. How about that? Work through that. I have a heart like the Grinch. That's not true.

My friend Mitra wrote me. She made me espresso cups from scratch. Yes. She made the cups. She made the cups. and she wrote me this long I was like damn I need to get more words

damn I need to get more words is in the running for the title damn I need to get more words yeah cause I was like I didn't even know this was that much you could write that was nice yeah so Marie a card well I mean I feel like his love language

is physical touch and like quality time so I feel like I did google what to get somebody whose love language is that and you know he's also a very big card giver so yeah you know I have a

draw full of them so I will get him a card okay is there a card place nearby um I don't know we got

we got Amina a really nice card oh yeah for her birthday oh dang is that where I gotta go it was like a pop it was like a pop up

card and it had like it was a 3D it was a 3D and then everybody wrote stuff I mean everybody

it wasn't really legible but she it was the thought that counted well cause everybody doesn't know all the same words yes yeah so um yeah but if the car okay so you're saying get a card write something heartfelt in it i can do that or get a very elaborate 3d card and write something little like like your locks does the car need to be sexy or do the words need to be sexy

what i mean people talk to us tell us i mean by the time the card will be everybody it'll be a piece of loose leaf that i folded in half gbt didn't did most of work but it's gonna be a card that i print on word art or whatever i'm a folded in four yes i mean yeah gifts are but you don't give to get right but if you i feel like if you get a lot right you know like just in general then you you should give doesn't it want to push you to give that's what i'm saying yeah i you don't give to get but if you get you should give something that's what i think yeah so yeah it only took me the day before this celebration to realize that but that's great and we have a packed schedule today i don't even really have time to run out and do the stuff no we have some time marie why

don't you put that on the list of like maybe give gifts maybe not just um whoever this person is just gifts like little gift like give gifts to people in general yeah cards and uh post-it notes random trinkets things that you see that you're like this reminds you of this person nothing It reminds me of him. It's crazy. We have a friend. Yeah. And when I went to Brazil, I got them a like a baby onesie.

And I was just like, I'm just going to get it, whatever. She like cried. I was like, oh, see, I'm glad. Because you got a Brazilian baby onesie? No, I think it was like, that was thoughtful. I need to see a picture of the onesie, babe. On the baby. Now, I can't say if it's the best.

I need to see. Uno? I can't promise it's the best Uno, but I'll pay some money on it, okay? How many? What's the currency there? Pesos? It's Reos, Serranos, or something. Serranos?

Rios. It was 100. Rios. Rios. Which comes to how much US? I think a dollar. but at the time a hundred reals was a lot shut up sydney i didn't realize the american dollar was so strong internationally i thought we were doing bad but in canada in canada yeah we are doing bad

but the dollar is stronger than we're doing bad the canadian dollar is stronger than japanese money it's stronger than most money which is crazy to me it's strong but we're in debt yeah we're in debt but that's why i'm not paying my student loans and honestly i've graduated so long ago that you should leave me alone now okay you messing with my credit score still girl hey luckily i'm never gonna buy a house with my own money y'all kicked me out so you ain't getting that money if you want to make you gotta make sure i succeed yeah i finish yeah because there was no elfine for me so finito you gave me the boot you finito pay it yep you're gonna be

you're gonna be thinking about that money because you ain't gonna see it I'm like a house who's getting a house I just want an apartment and you have it yes

I do have an apartment any updates on the on the home what else do we need for the house bitch I need every day I look

I'm like man because remember when like I got the the other apartment with Carolina downstairs and there was like nothing in there

and then all of a sudden I had everything in there I'm just like when is that happening I want everything I want everything to be there already yeah but don't rush it

I need to rush I'm like the apartment is already cute you already have a couch you have what else you got in here

I have a mattress a mattress not a bed I have a mattress a mattress girl I have to pick the bed I can't

my ADHD it won't allow me to figure out what exactly what's the style bed you think you want a canopy bed I don't know I can't put it together

a low to the ground bed I think. A cow print bed? I see these cream beds and I'm like, I'm too dirty. I'm nasty. Girl, you dirty in the bed? No, no, no. It's just like, I'm that type that you, I'm going to get makeup on something.

Even if I wash my face, somehow a little brown spot will be somewhere. I am brown spot. And that's the hard thing about being a black woman. Another black thing that's hard is when we wear makeup, it's brown and we wipe it on a towel or a sheet or whatever in the bathroom and people be like, is that doodoo? You know it's not doodoo. It's makeup. You know it's never

doodoo. It's 50 bitch, not feces. It will never be doodoo. It's never doodoo. And even if it was doodoo, it's makeup. And if you think that my doodoo is that clear, you're crazy. Doodoo is clear. I mean, like you know the transparency of makeup? My doodoo is not

transparent. Your doodoo is dark. It's got a lot of like starch in it. Shut up. It got spinach in it. It's thick. My dude got a BBL. Yo, shut up.

Your dude got a onesie from Brazil. A hundred reals. Yeah. No, but yeah, I need a coffee table. I need some rugs. I'm going to send you a bed that I like. I'm trying to see if they'll send me a free bed. I'm going to message them.

I love that. Yeah. I'm going to say I need two. Tell them two. You need a dozy dose. You need a dose. speaking of dirty who dirty

well I I see that you put here something about 48 hour deodorant yes so the deodorant lasts for 48 hours allegedly you don't have to reapply it's 48 hours you don't i this is where cancer comes from because why do i huh you gotta let the the sweat come out it's 40 it's 48 hours

and i'm i'm thinking they're like it's not really 48 hours it's like it's just that strong it's just that strong but apparently people and this is this is another issue is like we gotta stop talking too much we it's just too much they're like yeah i'm just gonna i just wait for 48 hours for it to wear off so you're not washing at all well who said that somebody who was right okay hey they hate water no they like swimming in it they hate bathing in it okay nasty they love all the precipitation except the one in the shower that's crazy why are you saying that marie cut it that's crazy. Drew Barrymore was out in the... You have to

stand in the rain. You have to stand in the shower. And you have to wash your legs. Our good gal, Chelsea Handler went on a podcast. What'd she say? You call her daddy. Did you talk about not washing her legs?

I said sister. Chelsea, you too rich for that baby. I didn't open up for you, girl. I can't be connected to no washed legs. Now I know you got good soap in that shower. She has Baredo. Babe,

you got good soap. We went to Whistler with her, babe. Not with her. We stayed at her at her place in Whistler. She had good product.

Great product. Use the product, babe. Now let's talk about, can we talk about the dirty top, maybe some of the celebrities that we know are dirty

and we think are dirty? I'm going to start. Ashton Kutcher and Mila, honestly, obviously, they started the whole conversation about, she was like,

I just washed my pits and my holes. So they're the founding fathers of... They invented dirt. Dirt, okay. Brad Pitt, I think, is somebody else that I've heard. Nah, Brad. He's a pretty dirty dude.

Yeah. Mr. Petty? Ain't no way. His last name is Pitt. You know he smell bad. Behind his ears do look a little dark. They look a smidge brown. He's biracial.

He is getting biracial. Now, I don't know if this person is dirty or not, but they look like they kind of funky. Johnny Depp. Yeah. Oh, he needs dry shampoo every time. He needs wet shampoo. No, dry.

He needs water. No, no, no. He's the type to wash his hair and then it still look like stringy. And that's why I said he needs dry shampoo. You know, underneath all them bangles and bracelets is a ring of dirt. No, the bangles got dirt in it. But you know what? I think we need to, not us in general, but the clean police or whatever.

what people do with their bodies it's none of my business until you try to lay in my bed or come my place or sit your butt on something like if a dirty friend came over to the house let's say the little dirty boy from charlie brown he was so sweet he's got scribbles all over him that he got bed bugs the dirty boy from charlie brown comes to your house you won't let him sit on your couch i'm gonna be like hey do you mind if i put a sheet down can i i need you to stand by the door and just chomp a few bits. And I actually have, you know what?

I have house clothes. I have house clothes for my guests. For guests. Oh, but you don't need no bed. You got house clothes for the guests. I would give him

one of my free shirts that I got from Arizona Ice Tea. Yeah. See that? Shout out to Arizona's. Girl, I told you I was going to use that merch.

I've been wearing my Arizona merch. Yeah, me too. Me too. That's your house clothes for the guests. I have an extra one. That's why I said

Oh, they sent you two. I got those. Oh, that's because you showed up to the show. I did. That was another show that I skipped. It's okay. It's okay to skip. It's okay to skip things.

I know. Yeah. That's our word for 2025. It's okay to skip stuff. It's okay to skip. You don't need to be in everything. Ask for more, but also skip stuff. Yeah, we skipping things in 2025.

You know what? I'll be skipping to my loo. I am watching this new. i got it on repeat it's uh it's a song with kaylani okay uh with this this gal named k1 and they just had a music video come out and they are making out at the end of the video everyone is going they're literally going crazy because they're like are they together or are they friends but then they were like also kaylani you ran through oh you're with every like person every hot mask yeah they said she don't know when to let up well what they said

she for the streets what are the hot masks she been with um they said that she was with uh leticia from black panther black panther yeah the system yeah 70 shake but 70 shake is also kind of for the streets as well i don't know i for me right there was a moment where i was like damn i want to be that sexy lesbian that everybody is lusting after you could be like no you could absolutely be that you know you when you said the way i love a shawl bitch come on now you could be as sexy in a shawl no yeah what's it called modest fashion girl come on modest fashion no you might as well just put a hijab on me babe girl well covert covert when last week or however many weeks ago when you announced that you were in a relationship to the to the people people were in the comments upset

really i know becca told me and i said god damn i said i wouldn't know y'all don't y'all don't be in the d i will also have not looked at the dms but um there i told i told becca i said everybody's so um respectful i feel like i'm michelle obama nobody is saying wild shit like what that mouth do or nothing they're just like hi hello uh i just want to tell y'all i think you're um amazing energy did you just call me ugly what like what what do you mean my energy say i'm fine as fuck you want to blow my back no i'm joking please do not do that in my dms that is disrespectful and it is against my religion to tell you my business kaylani dated um demi lovato yeah yeah and who did you guys say kiara russell they listen they said that said currently they said

kaylani can take anybody's man woman child well i mean anybody with anybody with a face tattoo any female that's i love it with a face tattoo it's gonna do what they want to do i want i want a neck tattoo so bad i wish i was that person i want to have like tat tatted up glove no you don't i want to be tat you don't oh my god i want to have thug life you can't do that i want to have 212 like I just I wish 212

Harlem Shake yes with a soda on the side yeah I just want the word crab ragoon on my ankle I love that for you

but in like really cute font yes so people are like what does that say and you could be like crab ragoon crab ragoon

what is that well you know what's his face wants to get a neck tattoo and I'm encouraging him to do that really a neck tattoo

I don't know I've seen him I don't know if you I am, but I feel like it's going to elevate him. Really? Okay. Yeah. You know what?

Yeah. In 2025, I'm like, if you like it, I love it. Girl, I no longer say my opinions in 2025. And yet here you are with a podcast giving your opinions. I'm not. I'm just telling you, you know, we just sifting through the news. Mess. Current events.

Okay. Should we do mess or just live in and wrap this little thing up? Absolutely. Okay, here, let me just read. I just want to go through Kehlani's dating history. As of June 2024, Kiara Russell, basketball player, and that person stay on live on TikTok. Every time I open up the fucking app, I said, damn, I don't want to be with somebody who make me want to be on live every day after we break up.

And they be on live. Yeah, people be, you got to go outside. That's a bad breakup. You know, Shake. Shake is hot. YG. That was a weird one. That was, I was like, oh, she might be going through something.

Yeah, YG was in 2019 to 2020, but that was the pandemic itself. Yeah, oh, so that don't count, actually. Javon Young White, the baby daddy. Oh, yeah, we know him through a friend. Demi Lovato. Shayna Negron? Let me see. Looks like their sister.

Oh, you know what? And there's a thing in the lesbian community. We love dating the masculine versions of ourselves. And I can honestly say, never have done it. Never. Never dated somebody who looked like you? For what? Two hotties.

Two hots in a cot. Better for who? Like, I mean, like, I look the way I look. I don't need somebody. I want them to be similar body type so I can wear their clothes. Right. But I don't need to look at you and then see myself. That's gross.

Yes. I was like, there was a time where they're like, oh, your partner. Your partner who you do the podcast with. I said, we both wear long hair. Why would I be with her? We both got long tresses. That's not my type. Yeah.

I've been out with Sydney many a time and they'd be like is this your girlfriend is your girlfriend here with us that's rude and I'd be like this is she here

did she come yeah I'd be wearing my loose pant and my big boots and I'd be like who gay yeah me

yeah it's his eye oh big clothes big clothes short hair flannel shirts all that that's not gay anymore

I just want to that's not gay that doesn't make anybody gay when I shaved my head the dude that I was sleeping with my situation should may he rest in peace

was like oh so you gay now yes please leave my house I'm butt naked in my house and you asking me if I'm gay cause my hair is gone

you're dismissed goodbye let me talk you through it your car is outside car is here okay mess mess or just living yes

mess or just living let's do it okay whoo alright a friend is visiting in town and wants to do

tourist things they get there and you're like nah i just want to do chill stuff yeah is that mess or just living don't come to my city where tourists thrive and ask me to do tourist things with you right yeah like you can do that solo and i'll take you to the fun cool stuff yes that i like yeah where like real people go i'm not which is my couch that's where the real people are no we go to a nice little cocktail bar we could get something to eat that's not you know on trip advisor we could do other stuff why you want to go to statue of liberty just explain to me what what could you possibly be getting out of that bitch we barely have liberty green beach we barely have liberty

got it now you want to go see it you want to why why do you want to go go to what is it um ellis island not ellis island um where the where the jail is at rikers rikers yeah i want to go to people people visit rikers they do tours at rikers yes they do lol talking through it you want freedom no yeah hey my man yeah you like freedom shut up lol yeah i've only ever seen the statue of liberty one time and it's because my my cousins from miami wanted to see it and i was like okay yeah but we gonna get food after like The only reason I went is because we were getting food after. Hey, nobody in their right mind wants to be in Times Square.

And we are near Times Square right now. We film near Times Square and we're still like, can we move this to Brooklyn? Yeah. Nobody wants to be in the midst of everybody with their phones and backpacks and shoes that are linked over being like, can you take a photo of me? Can you take a photo of me? And 17 dirty Elmo's. No.

Oh, and the Ninja Turtles. It'd be so sad Because they'd be on a vape And it's like Sir I know they don't vape They do vape I know Master Splinter

Don't want you to vape right now They're lifting up the mask To vape And they're vaping And it's like There's kids everywhere You're scaring them I mean

They live The Ninja Turtles live in the sewer A little vape in their lungs Not going to kill them I said get a job They're like I am doing I'm at work

Okay so you say that's Just living Yeah It's just living It's a mess to come to a city where somebody lives and be like let's do touristy things i don't want to do them okay um the silent treatment oh the silent treatment i guess is a little bit mess but it's also a little bit mess a little bit mess pero pero i was raised on the silent treatment so stop it but also i see

that i was raised like my mom when my mom and dad used to argue all the time after the argument after the blowout fight was over my mom would just not talk to him for like weeks and they'd be in the same house she's cooking dinner for him every day she's just not talking to him would walk right by him so the first boyfriend i had i we got into an argument and i did the same thing we we got into an argument i'm done talking and you know i'm mind you i'm in his house crazy he live in a loft there's no walls wild i'm but the walls is up here okay you were built by the wall you're the original wall baby something about the walls came tumbling down they did not they still up but i uh yeah he and he stopped me like an hour or two into my silent treatment he was like whoa listen

you're not going to ignore me in my house yeah and i was like huh because that's what i know stand your ground sir yeah i said back up don't don't get your hands off me I wish I had the silent treatment growing up. My mom, my mom or any anybody who was really they would not stop talking. Shut up. I've heard you. OK, you told me. What else do you want?

What more do you want from me? I'm like, girl, I will Tyrese you to death right now. Stop it. They were always saying what they're thinking, what they're feeling, what's going on. It's like, hey, I've had it up to here. If I could leave, I would. I'm literally in high school. I have to stay here.

Yeah, no, my mom would give my dad the silent treatment, but she'd be on the phone. Like, my mom is that. Like, she's on the phone telling everybody what happened a million times. Like, you don't got to run the story back. My mom is the original podcast. Are you working towards no more silent treatments? Yeah.

I can go silent on text, though. Like, you got to give me a moment, you know? Are you going to tell them? are you gonna tell them hey we're going silent or what are you doing i just go off grid babe i just go off the grid i'm for 24 hours at least i literally never know then i don't know if you ever given me the silent treatment because it'll be like well i'm already not a good texter so am i giving you the silent treatment or am i just not responding to your text right now mess or just living just living i'm living my life that's why i'm not texting you're a damn

I'm live. I'm living life. Because you hold in the phone. You literally sleep like this. I don't sleep on my phone. My phone does not come into my room. Not really. Are you better than us?

Yes, I am. And you know what? You have house clothes for your guests. I have a house case for my phone. You do. And I saw that. I said, damn, that's the level of germaphobe I wish I can. You'll be on the dirty ass train.

I saw a video the other day. Somebody literally had their booty cheeks on the pole. Yeah. bare ass cheeks on the subway pole shaking that thing I don't touch the pole it don't matter

what you touch you touch doorknobs people who touch the pole touch doorknobs I wash my hands every time you come in the house for the most part yes

before you touch your phone you wash your hands I can't confirm or deny but I will say that I wash my hands a lot and I have the dryness in between to show

to show you that I wash my hands right but I'm saying before you wash your hands that phone case has not been washed that phone case

been on there since when if you okay if you if you talk about gifts sis i would like a new cover how about that let me see let me see what kind of phone you got what's the size of this you figure it out i don't want to touch it it's dirty i don't want to touch your butt cheek doodoo phone okay yeah i phone doodoo 15 all right um these new croc loafers did you see them oh i did see them what you think because you kind of like the ambassador of crocs yeah we're gonna say that on the record don't say that on the record girlfriend went all the way to maracas and had had the crocs in tow okay first of all croc is a good airport shoe it's a good flying shoe yeah it's ugly if people you know

see you they're gonna be like oh that's what you but yeah a croc loafer to me it looks hot it don't look like there's no breathability there i think one of the things about crocs that's cool is there's holes in it so you your foot can breathe breathable so yeah this is not getting breathable thinking yeah okay and what about the style like you know it just looks like a big ass black and white loafer i don't like it the podcast is sponsored by crocs so thank you so much for that pair it's on the way i feel it you getting rocks from crocs i mean hey i you know what you know it's a mess i need people sending me stuff send send me whatever if you making shit if you You've got nails, lashes.

Jada Waiter, send me some lashes. I know they're $70. Like, what do I have to do? The lashes are $70? $70. Jada. Lash clusters. Jada.

They are arguing with Beyonce about her tickets and Jada wear her lashes. Well, to be fair, if the lashes are $70, I know that means they, like, double, triple lined. No, they're not. They're actually very skinty. They're very shilt. Oh, I like that. Yeah, she's like... You want some Jada Waiter lashes, friend?

No, that's not the gift I want. I need a cover. I need a house cover. Yeah. Okay, so how you feel about the loafers? Mess or just living? I think they work if you have long pants. I don't want to see your heel out, like the heel of it out.

Oh, can you put these croc loafers in sport mode? No. No, you can't. They don't even have a back. If you had to go somewhere in those croc loafers, where are you going? Tell me your... A job interview that I'm about to bomb. Honestly, I'll pull up in a funeral with those.

In white shoes? Yeah. White shoes to a funeral, living or just mess? I'm going to say it's living because we got to remove ourselves from this black. Because if I'm using black as a chic day-to-day to stun on these hoes, I don't need to use black as a,

oh, it's so sad, sorry for your loss. So you're going to show up to the funeral in white shoes? Absolutely. Like a Jamaican man. I'm like that. it wasn't me you got dutchie wine on a dead body yes i'm like this is first of all i'm tired of everybody going it's a celebration they're gone bye like farewell like why do i have to be all sad and gloomy and black glasses like we need to be you know okay well you know what before we

replay before we leave today make sure you send me your playlist for your funeral so I know how to turn up. We took it left, friend. You said it's a celebration. I know you got a playlist. I'm here. Right, but for when you die,

send me the playlist and then, you know what, you could also do the music for my funeral as well. Hey, friend, I'm on antidepressants again. I don't even think about death. You've been on antidepressants

for six minutes. And it stopped. It changed my ways. I now can see the light. The light. Do you see the light that's hitting me? Right on my cheekbones, baby.

you like that just give me the light girl wait should oh there's um somebody sent us we have a message let's read the message and then we'll let you guys go back to your daily lives and wrap it up

without us and wrap it up then wrap it up then also I see you I see the reviews that people are leaving they're so nice everyone is really doing their job do more we need more reviews more more Dear Sidney

Oh I see the mess already They spelled your name wrong That is Can we stop Can we stop I am not Sidney With a Y at the end Nothing gives that

That girl Has a two parent home Sidney 2E's Single mom Okay Who works two jobs That I am A single mom

You work two jobs You a single mom No my mom My mom is a single mom That had two jobs Sydney with two E's is like cool like she's the one

who's not doing drugs but she got the numbers to the drugs if you need to do them Sydney with two E's Sydney with two E's okay where's the rest ready hold on

dear Sydney and Marie I've been a fan since Unofficial Expert love it person with good taste I really don't think you understand the power of your comedy

and relevance of this podcast I don't think we do wow I don't think we do where's the mask that's crazy y'all straight up saving lives as a recovering addict i'm thankful wow when i want to drink at

work instead i tune into the podcast and i kid you not it feels the same we getting y'all lit your your ears drunk in love oh that was good maybe all night yeah that was not good uh i get so much dopamine from your convos you've helped me get my life back you are my heroes and no i don't want to hear the commentary on this statement because you are my heroes period oh my god wish you both light life and success for marie poly pocket adventure with your frankenstein man what oh and sydney a silly bitch who laughs extra hard at your jokes and loves you unconditionally my pisces queen the mess is that we are all a hot mess and that's important that's it love you now what let's go

back to frankenstein hey i'm not a pisces i'm an aquarius oh so not only did say pisces on what did i say you were like as a pisces i said that well i know that you're a fish i'm dyslexic whatever the sign i i always i'm an aquarius as well i just know it's some wet aquarius i am wet. Aquarius. Yeah, I am drinking more water. Wet. Write that down. Yeah. Talk her through it. Talk her through it. And you know, we always bring it back. We're professionals. In the pod.

So, yeah, that was nice. That was really nice. How do you feel? Oh, my stomach is grumbling. But that was really nice. When I want to drink at work, that's mess. I thought that's a lot of pressure. So we, so we your sponsors now? I guess. Call me.

Call me now. I'll be your Cleo. I'll be your Cleo I'm glad that you get all that you get from us this is really nice let's copy and paste it and put it in the reviews

for the pod we should we should put it in the dump we should do it we're gonna put it in the dump oh yeah thank you boo let me screenshot it

blessings blessings blessings and blessings and blessings I'm glad that you're doing better and I'm glad that this little raggedy hour and a half

hour of bullshit that me and my sister in Christ do once a week is giving you everything that you need to get you through the day. Talk her through it is going to be the title.

I don't care. It's so good. I love that. That was nice. All right. Well, I loved everything that happened here today. Did you hear that, people? She said loved.

Loved. That's love. Oh, I didn't know we were. Okay, yeah. I never know. Never knew what I was missing. She said love, y'all. Should I put love in the card?

is that how you feel? Like, if you write love in this card to this nigga, honestly, I'ma step in. I'ma step the fuck in.

I'm like, excuse me? I get L-U-V? This man gets L-O-V-E? Oh, maybe I'll L-U-V it. I love what we've been doing together. I literally fell on the ground for when the Campbell dropped you,

you almost dropped on me. That's what I do for you. Sydney. but this man gets L-O-V-E why I ain't planning no whole day

I ain't planning shit so there it is you know what good for you sis good for me love that man L-U-V-H-M L-U-V-H-M

L-U-V-H-M also another title for the episode shit L-U-V-H-M we're on the money alright well that's it

we're all tapped out we are but you know what we'll see you next week yes we will great day yeah bye

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