MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Lie A Little Bit w/ Paris Sashay

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

HAPPY PRIDE !!! Kickng off Pride Month we have a blast of an episode with friend of the show Paris Sashay! The three get into their mess of the week and Paris MESS: being gay LOL.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

oh you are listening to mess hello hello hello hello we're back mess yes oh my god i mean you're doing your hair so i was like time yeah you know i feel like uh there's two types of sydney there's the sometimes people think i'm aloof or like i don't care or indifferent and then there's the i'm putting on you know and so I wanted to start with the put on didn't I want to put on more because I could be very like hey what up niggas you know like I want to do more I don't think I've ever heard you say that friend you've never heard me say that hey what up niggas maybe I didn't say that the niggas part but that that's my feeling that's my energy well when you feel like that next time

say it so I can see which Sydney I'm I'm what you're dealing with yeah okay great um well what up niggas yes yes yes yes we're back with another fabulous episode of mess i'm so excited for our guests i'm so excited for our mess what's our mess for the week marie what you got girl you see i'm trying to fix my hair i know i'm putting you on the spot let's go girl um you're better under pressure so i guess let's talk about my mess like this so you know it's a lot of girls listening to this episode yeah and we all have our time of the month you know we get our stupid ass cycles and sometimes it's a blessing because you're like, whoo, I didn't want to be stuck

with him anyway. Mess. Or you know, whatever. My period is always like late. It comes when it wants. It's like me. So anyway, from the unofficial expert days, I had gotten like cups and things like that.

So I had a diva cup in and I had to adjust it. But I'm out in like a public place. I'm at the comedy cellar. With those nails. With these nails. Yeah. The stiletto. Right. Honestly.

Stiletto pumps in the coochie. Yeah. Yep. Had the stiletto nails on, and I'm in the bathroom trying to adjust it. It falls out, lands in the toilet. Girl. It's a public restroom. I'm like, am I about to put my hand in?

You were not, Marie. Germaphobia? Am I about to put my hand? I don't even want to put my hand in my own toilet at the house that I know I clean. Exactly. But I'm in the basement of the cellar, like, am I about to put my head in the toilet? No. So I'm like, you know, I get up, like, to, like, turn around and to see.

Automatic toilet, it gets flushed. So, wait, you turn around, coochie out, and diva cup in the toilet? Coochie out, cup in the toilet. No. I got up, and as I turned, the toilet said, I was like, oh, well, I guess the universe made that choice for me. I'm so glad, because there's no way you would have put your hand in there. I don't think I would actually put my hand in, but I wanted to look at it before I even get to say goodbye. Girl, you don't drink off people, but then you were going to put your hands in a community pee and doodoo?

Oh, I wasn't even thinking about the doodoo. I said that's the main thing I'm thinking about is the doodoo. The doodoo, community doodoo. That's nasty. Well, I mean, the universe said, no, that's mess. Look it away. Blessings. Luckily, I had tampons in my purse.

Look at that. You know, if you stay ready, you ain't got to go home with a spot in your pants. I would have been riding an Uber, too, like sitting hunched. No, that's not true. I would have wadded up a bunch of tissue. It would have been like football size, and I would have just put it in my panties, you know, like a teen girl. But, whew, girl. And then I went out.

Then I went to see you at that party. And then you had toilet paper all up there. No, girl, I had, you know. Okay, you had backup. I had a pooch for months. You're not like me. Because even though I know I have a period every month, for some reason, I just never have what I... I'll be telling you, like, oh, it's about to come.

And then I'll be like, yo, you got a tampon later? And I'll be like, girl! Yeah. And, yo, I hate when you ask somebody for a tampon and they give you the bottom of the bag tampon. That's like got lint. You don't even know if it's Tampax or Always or whatever it is. The wrapper faded. It's so fake.

It's damn near open. It might be a little bit open. It's contaminated. It got a little bit of juicy fruit next to it. I'm like, I don't want that between a pin. It got all pin marks on it. I was like, no, no, no, bro. That's for you, emergency.

That's not my emergency. What about when you ask somebody for a tampon and they give you the one that's in the cardboard applicator? I don't want that. Is this from 1999? Yeah, I don't do well with the cardboard. I'll do it, but not if it's been at the bottom of your Mark by Mark Jacobs bag. No, thank you. Ooh, girl.

yeah anyway that's my mess i truly was hovering over this toilet seat like am i really about to put my hand in this water a faustin would never a faustin would never because truly my nails wouldn't have been able to break into the water i would have been like if you would have did that i'd be like there's no way you can't drink off me now sis i don't even like what you're giving right now mess it is mess it is mess anyway they should

really put like a like a string around them that you put around your wrist you know like when kids have mittens so they don't lose their mittens it should be a string

for the cup that goes around your wrist so when you go to take it out it's around your wrist it's not gonna go in the toilet it's just not doable for when you're outside

I think a diva cup is for when you're at a house I was home I'm coming from the crib yeah anyway sorry to hear that

in peace to that Diva Cup. Yeah, I guess we just gotta get I miss it every day. We gotta get sponsored by some more Diva Cups because now you don't have one. Well, I do have one

but it's a little one. Like, this was a big cup. This was a teacup. Oh. The one that I have now is like a big school cup. Did your size go up? What's going on?

What you talking about? What kind of What you working with down there? It's not about what I'm working with. You got a size 8? First of all. You was a 6,

now you a 8? First of all, it's a medium. And you don't squeeze it, you put it in Oh, I don't do it. I don't even get down with it.

I don't even. Because I know it's not going to feel right, and then I'm not going to walk right. And you could just, my face is going to give, something is in me, and I don't like it. If it don't feel right, it's not in right. Mm. Mm. Well. Sidney, what is your mess?

My mess. Wait, did I tell you guys about someone used my card? Ooh, let's talk about your card. Oh, bitch. This is crazy. I couldn't even believe this type of situation happened to me. But someone tried to use my card to sign up for an AARP membership, bitch. Are you crazy?

Are you insane? And thank God. Thank God for Bank of America. They said, ah, we know our sis had a big birthday, but it wasn't that big. And they alerted me immediately. They were like, somebody just tried to use for AARP membership. And I said, you know what? They can always get my good money because they said, no, no, no, no, no.

And at first I thought it was a mistake. But AARP. AARP. I want to know what old floozy was trying to scam with my information. Now I have to call them. And, you know, I hate calling the operator because, you know, they're not even in the States. They're somewhere else. And you'll be on hold for mad long.

But this person was definitely in the States because of the name. His name was Alfredo. I said Alfredo. He said, yes, Alfredo. Alfredo could be from elsewhere. No, it sounded like a New Yorker, but his name was Alfredo. Okay. Okay?

It was given like Italian, but in Long Island or whatever. He said, so what can I do for you, Miss Washington? Thank you. Miss. Thank you for calling me Miss and not ma'am. I said, somebody try to use my card for AARP. I would never. I would never.

Even if I needed AARP, I'm not signing up for that bitch. No. And he said, well, when's the last time you had your card? I said, the physical? Yes. The physical? The physical? The physical card.

The actual card. In hand? Like, on me? In my possession? Yeah, when's the last time? Oh, about three years ago, sir. About three years. Girl.

It could be anywhere. It could be, where in the world is Sidney's debit card? Yes, exact. He said, oh, okay, well, let me run back some of your charges, your recent charges. One was for like $200-something on Amazon. I said, yeah, that's me. Then another large purchase from Amazon. I said, yeah, yeah, no, that's me as well.

And then he said, AARP. I said, no, that's not me. He said, but the $200-something, the two back-to-back Amazons, that's you. I said, yes, sir, that was me. He said at 3.30 a.m. Yeah. They can see when it was used. Yeah, but I was like, I said, why don't y'all alert me about that shit?

I wish I would get more alerts when I'm making bad purchases. Yeah. Purchases, like, you need to wait for the day. You know what I'm saying? Why are you doing this late at night? Now, I'm a little bit shocked here. Why did you say that was you? I would have been like, what?

I don't even have Amazon in my house. What? Amazing. Amazing? No, I don't. How you spell that? No, no, that can't be me. I forget that I'm also sitting next to a scammer.

I forgot. Allegedly. Allegedly. Some of my best friends are scammers. You got all scammer shades. What are you talking about? Those are the scammer shades. These are not the scammer shades.

Absolutely. These are like Y2K, like, you know, Step Up 2. These people, people who do scams on a sidekick wear these. What? No, these are Paris Hilton stunts. And she is a scammer. A rich scammer. So that was my, so now I had to, you know, get a new card.

Card is still not here. I still don't have a physical card. So I have to use a digital card, and every time I have to, I use it, I have to plug in the new, like, what is it, the security code? Because they change it every time you, it's just a mess. This is why people just, like, either go broke or homeless, because they're like, oh, I got to call another person, or I got to turn another thing in, or I got to, you know what, fuck it. I'm not, just cancel the whole card, and I'm just going to lay here, and I'm not going to pay nothing no more. I'm not going to pay rent.

I'm not going to pay phone bill, because I don't have that information anymore. What's the digital card? It's not, you talk about Apple Pay? Yes, the Apple Pay. You got to enter the thing anytime you try to pay with the, oh, girl, you could change that setting on your phone. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, thank you. Well, that was our mess. Let's bring in our fabulous guest for this evening. I mean, we've been trying so hard to get her in. In the stew.

She's just so busy. Mm-hmm. In the stew. Booked and far away. But I'm here now, friends. Paris Sashay is here. Paris Elizabeth Sashay. There we go.

Paris Devante Swang Sashay is here. I like that one even more. Yeah. That's my pride name. Hey, hey. First of all, Paris, happy pride. Happy Pride, Sidney. Oh, I didn't even mention anything about Pride.

Hello. You're not as gay as you think you are. That's not true. That's the first thing. She said you straight. Do you need some water? No. During Black History Month, as soon as you see a black person, what you say?

Happy Black History Month. I say what up. You ain't say nothing. What Sidney say earlier? What up, niggas? What up, niggas? I didn't say it like that. What in the hoots, hoots McGee, is happening right now?

I don't know hoots McGee, but I know Paris. there we go happy pride Sydney happy pride bitch what do you think about both of our messes so far I think Marie

was right you were supposed to say none of that was you I can't believe you was agreeing twice I feel like he

asked you the second time to even help you so that was you and you was like yeah you were supposed to be like no whoever the old

bitch is trying to find out she did everything yeah deny deny deny but the crazy thing is it's gonna like it's gonna be

my address We're not worried about it right now. You got scammed. All of it falls under the scam. Yeah, they stole the card from the building that you live in. You haven't had the card in three years. They don't know? You're right.

I'm an honest person. That's the problem. I don't like lying. Honesty is mess. It is mess. Lie a little bit. I mean, I'm going to learn from the best over here. Lie a little bit.

Oh, someone said that they don't like when I say, That should be the title. So I'm not even going to say that today. Okay. Yeah. Well, write it down. Write it down. That's the title.

Sis not saying the title no more. Sis not saying the title anymore. hilarious. Marie said it, not me. Okay? You got it. Paris, what you here to talk about? Are you having a good week, a messy week?

Like, let's talk. Well, it's pride. It's pride. But you know what the thing is? Like, pride is cool, but I feel like pride is just too gay. Mm. it's just a bunch of gay at the same time in the same place. It's like a lot.

Now, what's too much gay? I'm shaking my head. In the pride, like the straight clubs, I'm not saying they better, but it's like less touching. Women think that even though you're just like a woman, they can just still touch you beyond being gay. There's like no rules in the pride club. There's a bunch of touching and humping and freaking and kissing.

It's just like, ugh, I feel like something's getting created in here that I don't want to be a part of. What clubs are these? the gay clubs can you name the ones that they are I don't know the names these are in all different states

there's a gay club everywhere every time I go to a club they're very respectful to me what gay clubs are you going to are you wearing a blazer I've gone to Bush

I've gone to Henrietta's nobody's bothering you no no not even at Bush not even at Bush I mean one time

a girl tried to buy me a drink but that one time you see how I could say on my hands how she asked me and I was like I don't drink

and she said oh too bad and that's it she didn't even say hey do you want water or club soda you could have said I want a ginger beer

you can't say hey do you hey you want a drink I don't drink okay bye hey do you want a drink I'll take a ginger beer like it's

I think you know what I think it is Sydney I think you got the good gay oh you got like the girl girl gay I got the haircut so they think like

I just wanna just be horny all the time it's called femme I don't wanna call it girl gay girl gay it's not girl gay

It's femme. It's girl gay. Yeah. Oh. It's girl gay. It's levels to femme, so I feel like it's girl gay femme. What's the levels? Can you please explain to us?

The levels of femme? Yes. I don't know all of them, but I feel like it's like stud femmes now. So they like, they masculine, but they still wear makeup and get their hair done. That's you. That's not me. I'm a tomboy. Oh.

So where's that all under? Stud femme, I don't, what, a tomboy? A tomboy's between stud and- It's a T. They just took our letter. So there's no T in the alphabets for tomboy's no more. they took it and gave it to trans. So now we don't have a letter.

I wouldn't say they took it. T is for took. I don't think T was ever... Sidney, when you was a kid... I don't think it was ever tomboy in there. When we was young, it was way more tomboy talk. You don't think so? Yes.

First of all, a girl that didn't like wearing dresses and was really physical and active was a tomboy. Well, how old are both of you ladies? You don't remember tomboys? You don't remember tomboys? Thank you. Everybody knows except Sidney. Because you're not really gay.

I told you, you got to do your research. She took her glasses off. I'm playing, I'm playing. Fold the glasses. I'm playing, Sydney. Happy Pride. I'm too stunned to speak. That's where I am right now.

The game was too stunned to speak. She was. I'm joking. But I think tomboy used to be, like, talked about more. I do believe that. It was talked about more, but it was not changed for trans. I just want you to know that. What's the new tomboy?

What's the term for tomboy now? A tomboy isn't a sexuality. That's the way, like, that's a style. Okay, so what's the new word for if you're a tomboy? What label do you fall under? A guy's girl. A guy's girl. Yeah.

That's a girl that drinks beer. I've never drank beer in my life. Yeah, me neither. I'm sorry. Okay, so. I think we're learning a lot about the gay community. Okay, so you're a tomboy, but you're also a lesbian. Is that correct?

Yes. Okay, so what makes you different than the rest of the gays that are in the club? I don't know, because I feel like if you're not having this experience, then this is just my experience. I don't know. But this is what happens when I go to gay clubs. I don't like to be in gay clubs. Well, what fragrances are you wearing?

Because maybe the pheromones is attracting the people to touching your body. You're wearing a lot of leather. You got these big glasses, your titties. I think it might be the titties, Ferris. You think so? Yes! And let's look at Exhibit A. This is not what she's wearing at the club.

So what am I wearing at the club? Oh, I will make sure to put in the dump all of the Vs. Your Vs are down to your belly button. But I'm not wearing those in the club all the time, Sydney, because that is attention. So what happens when I wear T-shirts? What T-shirt you be wearing? It be saying Paris Sachet on the back?

No. It be saying I'm picky with my gang? Sometimes. Sometimes. Can you give me an example of how they're touching you? Here is, this is you. How they touching me? Yeah, show me what they're doing.

A girl just walked up to me in the club and touched my head. She rubbed her hand across my head. That's the waves were spinning. She was ready to drown. That doesn't mean that you should be touching people. Absolutely not. If it was the straight club, you are not letting men touch you. So I think it should be the same rules for women.

First of all, if I'm in the straight club, this is the men. Well, maybe it's you, Sydney. I think you look straight and they look like you look pretty. It's the titties. It's the titties again. It's not. it's a waste they're literally

putting their their penis in the crack of everybody's crevices when they're walking in a packed packed room

they never did that to me they don't do that to you nope it's the haircut exactly see so we both have a problem in the game

we're just two girls in two different clubs that's it yeah going through the same thing going through the same thing two girls one bush

mhm so what is your mess what are we here to talk about to break down the pride i think they also letting too many people be gay what do you think about that sydney you think there should be a limit i think it should be a limit and i feel like like it should be like an interview process Okay, let's talk. I would like to be gay. Who do I talk to? Stop.

Who do I talk to? I'm not even listening to this. I want to know. See, and that's how I think people are acting. I think they're just waking up like, I would like to be gay, and they're just letting them be gay. You don't even have to do the gay activity to be gay anymore. You know what?

What about minding your fucking business? I don't want to know about what everybody's doing. I don't care. I honestly don't care. I think that's the problem is that everybody is now in everybody's business, And so now we think that more people are going to be like, oh, I'm gay. It's just we're in more people's business. People are online all day talking about what they are, who they are, what they're doing.

What does that have to do with them being gay but not being gay? I think people are just talking about what they are more and putting us in their business. And it's like, I actually don't want, I don't care. I don't need to know. But what if it's people who are saying they're gay and they're new to it And they're all on the apps, clogging up the swipes. The gay prayer line. The gay prayer line.

They're at the club with y'all, just like, I'm gay now, so I'm here taking up space. You don't think that that could be a problem for people who are actually gay? I feel like I put in the work to be gay, Sydney. Do you feel like you put in the work back in the day? It was harder to be gay. Now it was just easy to be gay. I don't know. I came out, and it was pretty smooth.

I'm not even going to lie. It was like low-key C-section vibes. Like, I'm out. what year what year did you come out so naked what was the year it was a good time

like nobody cared no I told my friends that I was gay and they was like do you need money that's like

that's all they were like we don't care that you're gay you just can't be broken gay like you just you gotta get your money up if you're gonna be woman yeah that's not what

the B stands for yeah so also I feel like I got into a relationship and it was just like alright

I'm gay. Like, I moved in with her immediately. You relationship gay. I moved in, and then we got cats. It was like, bop, bop, bop. Like, if we had, like, a card, a punch card, I'm hitting everything off. You know? So, when did you first tell somebody you was gay?

Me? Yeah. Um. You remember how old you were? I believe I was, like, 28. 28? Yeah. Okay.

What are you doing? What are you fucking doing? I said, okay. Are you trying to do math in your head? No, I was just like. No, it looked like that meme where you're like trying to put equations together. I was just like, that's adult gay. No, that's like grown gay.

That's what I was just like. So what does that mean? It doesn't mean anything. I was just like, okay. Okay, the first person I, like I kissed a girl when I was young. Okay. For sure. And I was like nine.

But I didn't think gay at that time. So I didn't realize, I didn't circle back until later on in life. Damn. Years later. Yeah. But did you come out the womb with this haircut? I feel like I should have because I think I was pretty gay in elementary school

so you knew right away yeah I think how do you know I feel like because you have an attraction to women more than the attraction to men so I just liked to be around the girls and I was touchy and I was like

wait a minute you were touching the baby not the baby the young lady The T stands for tops now You was touching tops Damn See the T can be expanded

You're right You know what I'm sorry I take it back They did not take my letter We're just sharing it Oh my god Okay that could be karma

That could be a thing But yes You used to date guys You did I did but So like I feel like For how long Middle school

It was like girls And then I got to like The 8th grade 9th grade And I had boyfriends But I think they knew I was gay too Why

We was just having fun Cause they knew I accidentally cheated a couple times with women. Oh, so young. Accidentally cheated a couple times with women is... Yes, a couple times. Wow. So I feel like it's just always been an attraction to women.

So I think I just knew. Like, emotional. Even when I dated men, I didn't have an emotional connection with men. Well, they don't really have any emotions. Exactly. So that's how I know I didn't really like them. I'm attracted to women emotionally. Emotionally.

I agree with that. And I think that that's the issue with the labeling. It was like gay, straight, queer, all that. It's like I am a lesbian at heart. Yes, I double-backed and hooked up with dudes, but I am not bisexual because that was a moment. Well, you are. I'm not.

Okay. So when you did that, how did you feel? Because I've been trying to do it. I've been trying to tell myself. You've been talking about it, but how have you been doing it? I haven't done it. She did it. That's what I'm saying.

I feel like I'm too gay. Every time I get close, I get pulled back. How did you actually make the leap? I need the confidence how did you like what did you tell yourself well I was pretty much unhoused

so that that opened me up to to the pain to just susceptible to anything bad actually you were unhoused

that's what the beast stood for me bad bad okay so we can really just expand the alphabets and everybody can fit in

yes yes I was in a bad place so that's what made me be just toy with the idea of being with God Boy with, okay.

Boy with the idea. You like that? Just hooking it, not really falling, not falling for them. Right. But like Marie, how was I when I was with these guys? It was embarrassing. It was? Well, she was embarrassed.

She was embarrassed and she was acting different than she usually act. Okay. I showed her text message. She's like, Sydney, you don't write that. But Sydney, I also feel like you're such a relationship person that you don't even really know how single people talk because even but you understand what i'm saying like even like flirting with a woman shit is getting deep flirting flirting with a woman that you like was like girl why would you say now why would you say okay i could agree with her on that part

some of the texts you showed me i'm like cindy what are you you why are you writing this but okay you know what's mess what's the whole like trying to court somebody get somebody like that is mess because if you if you want me as me why can't i text like this this is how i text well how did them how did those responses go for you sis not good but whatever this is then they're not for me they're not for me a hundred percent i mean because you're not with them now that's so i agree with you on that but you're sydney you are a relationship oriented person that's why i belong with women because women are relationship oriented and when i tell them my feelings they don't run away right except you know one particular person that you know kind of wasted my time and

you know then let me take them to an expensive dinner to let me know that they already had a girlfriend like yeah and that's what women do they're wasteful oftentimes you think women are wasteful sometimes and because you did that and she was allowed to do that then when she date me i will block her to get paid back for you okay paris yes see what i'm saying because so many of them i like that that's wrong but they know they can take advantage of certain people and then they run into me and it's like i know what you did and you're getting black i know what you did last summer tonight i know what you did last summer you're going to think about all of the stuff that you did wrong when you feel this pain so i i probably got paid back for you but paris you

are actually the mess because you are say it with me toxic oh yes healthy toxic though that's what It's fun toxic, is what I like to say. Paris is fun toxic. A good time. I love Chuck E. Cheese. All the kids. Paris is like, you know, divorce, single dad, toxic. Absolutely.

Like, I love these kids, but they gonna eat frozen dinners. Exactly, because I got to go on the boat with the hoes. Really? That's how you would describe yourself, Paris? Well, with the women. Okay. I've gotten better. I will say that.

How? How? Yeah. Like what? I stopped dating so many women. Oh, so the roster went from 12 to 10? Hey, we need a team. And I do agree with that because we do be putting our eggs all in one basket.

And if you got that basket from, I don't know, the 99 cent store, it's going to break anyway. You might as well get a better basket, get better eggs. Better pizza, better ingredients. Yeah. Paris's basket. yo so Paris you're dating less women now

yes yes yes so how do you decide who doesn't make the cut you know what I think I might like settle down like at the end of this year or something

you've been saying full of shit you're full of shit this is bullshit you've been saying two things consistently that we don't believe one

I'm going back to dick yep and I tried as soon as men talk I'm turnt off it's not my fault They got to stop talking. Then you say, oh, I might settle down.

I'm going to settle down. Hey, I'm serious this time, and I've been talking about it. That's how I know I'm serious. And then you say, gay is a mess. They letting too many people in. They is. That's why I'm going to settle down, so then I don't have to be outside. Are you bipolar?

Paris, you are a mess. I'm bipolar and bisexual, so it's deeper than that. You're not bisexual. You hate men. No, here, I do hate men. Well, you don't hate them. I don't hate them. I hate when they talk.

I like sex with men, but I haven't done it. You like sex with men? I just don't like them. I've seen that on the record. But I don't do it because I don't like them. That is a mess. Now, how do we get you to believe me? I don't like them.

How do we get you to have sex with a man? You said you like having sex with men. Yeah, but I don't like them. How she going to... Sidney, you know what's so crazy about this? Sidney actually went and had sex with them. With men. And I didn't even do it.

I just said I like it. And this is the face of a woman who did it. But at one point, she also liked having sex with men. And she's really acting out like this. Look at this. A woman who got it and is embarrassed. and I'm the problem. Cindy, come drink some of this

gallon of water that you got on the table. I'm so upset at Paris. That is so disheartening to hear. No, we was waiting for you to come back. Guess what? We're trying to figure out

how you upset when you actually did the activity and I just thought about it. And it was not good. But I didn't even do it. I just thought about it. Yeah. How am I the problem?

This is crazy, Cindy. I can't believe you. How could you say that you like having sex if you don't even do it? That's the only reason that I was ever attracted to them was because of sex

but I don't like them. When's the last time you had sex with a man? Way before you. I want to say maybe like over... I didn't know we were counting, bitch.

No, I want to say... We're keeping score? Like, what's going on? No, it's been over eight years. It was way before my relationship. So you don't even know. So before Rihanna

stopped making music. No new sex have came out. Yes. That's a good time. So if Rihanna drops a new album, you have to have sex with at least one man.

Well, I got time because she's not dropping music. I don't know. She just dropped that new Smurfs or whatever. That don't count.

We're not doing animated. a real song no i oh wow i'm going to i think i am going to settle down like november let's talk about it november you need time you saying this during pride did i settle down yeah yeah i really like this woman oh that's what i'm trying to tell y'all i never told y'all that i really like the woman i never said that on air i really like you didn't say nothing about no particular woman you said I'm whittling down the roster. Well, I really like this woman.

This is good because you know what? We're putting this out right away. So by the time you change your mind, it'll already be out. She already knows this. She knows that you really like her. She knows I really like her. She knows you're doing the pod? She knows I'm doing everything. Okay. Wow. She know everything. I like her. Is she a manager? What's going on?

Hilarious. No, she's not a manager. She's a beautiful girl. I showed you her. I said manager. Oh, I didn't see a picture. No, I said she's not a manager. Let me see a picture of her, please. Thank you. I like her. Because you know I'm a visual learner. If it's a thing, I will settle down by November. I will. Oh, cool.

Something to be thankful for. Paris off the streets. I think that's a good thing, too. Honestly, I thought about it. I honestly would love to see your content switch. It's not switching. I am who I am online, baby. The internet stays.

The name stays with me. I am who I am. I'm ready for you to make a shift. What do you want me to post, Sydney? I mean, if you're... Happiness? I really think she's a cutie. Yeah, she's cute.

She's very cute. She's traveling. She's got a good body. She knows how to pose well. Yeah, the body's cute. Yeah, the body's nice. Oh, she's gorgeous. What y'all talk about, though?

No offense. I'm not saying that she is not a talker. I'm just wondering what y'all have in common. Good brows. Good brows. Good edges. She's very good. Good body.

Good body, Gyal. We talk about a lot of things. Give us two things that y'all talk about. will she be celebrating um black history month with you pride or black history month uh we know what you know okay no no because here's the thing if i say something crazy no here's the thing i'm not answering that question and that's for us something finally i got you finally i got you you know why why why there's a reason i'm not gonna say it but right in there because it's gonna sound crazy later you've said so many other things no but i can't say that because it's like a

it's a so i don't want to say that but it's like uh it depends now paris hey hey hey i think i'm happy i'm proud i met her before right this is this is somebody else hey no i met her i'm no longer answering questions this is nice oh i actually like that one more i do Well, that's because she'll be with you Black History Month. But that's no here, no there. It's great. Everybody will be there. Everybody's going to be there.

So how are you settling down? May the best queen win. We got two more seasons. Who's coming in strong? I love Paris. Nick's out in six. What girl would be in in six? Nick's out in six.

Person in the six. Let's see who made the best play in six. This is crazy. I'm losing it. Happy prize. So, when you said, I really like this girl, who was you talking about? Them. Okay.

Also, they are they them. There you go. I like that. Point it out very nice. Can you explain to us, how do you know you like someone, and what do you do when you're liking someone? Because I feel like people don't understand what it is to like, to love, to be interested, but also not like someone.

like there's variations of it yeah there's levels okay but not like that person yeah i feel like i'm done with that i feel like when i really like a woman it's a lot of time spent and a lot of playing and listening to what she like and things like that if i don't like them it's just like what it is it could be a one-nighter and that could be the end if i like only then i feel like we're We're planning trips. Like, we going out of town. We spending time. We always bring this back.

To what? You took a trip with somebody a little while back. Uh-huh. And posted a photo. I gotta stop posting. Y'all be having a lot of fun, too. No, no, no, no. It's the same photo we talking about.

Okay, the one. The one in the air. Yes. Y'all went power sailing or whatever. Parachuting. Yeah. And you posted an emoji on her face. That's right.

So, you said you only take pictures if you like them. She flew me out then. Oh. You got flewed out, Paris? I got flewed out a lot of times. okay so it's not the haircut that's what i'm saying so it's the titties and that's how you know that i like you because then i'm doing the flying i will never and i'm saying this on the record i think that i will never fly a man out anywhere but you shouldn't fly a man out he's a

man you should not absolutely you got long knees yeah big feet i want to see you i can't wait to just love hits you all over your head. I just can't, because I want to see what you are going to do and what you're capable of. Because there's a lot of,

I ain't doing that. Sydney, why would I fly a man up? No, no, no. I wouldn't want you to do that. I would be worried for you. I would be really worried. I'd be like,

are you all right? Blink twice, bitch. Hilarious. Girl. Anyway, yeah. No, Sydney, I'm with you on that. I too would like to see

what me and love looks like. But the other part of me is also terrified on what that could be because I feel like it's going to turn me crazy. Really? Even if it's healthy? Define healthy.

Yes. Oh, what a question. Yeah, I would love you to define it for me. Okay, so first of all, I feel like you know what you want in a person before you meet the person. You know who you are and what you're willing to settle for

and things you're not. So the healthiness would be, I think, receiving everything that you want and possibly more. uh him paying attention listening and he's showing you that he's listening because he's doing things that you said that wasn't recent um it's it's all green flags no red flags nothing that's making you question anything healthy good communication so if you have a problem y'all discuss it and it's clear and you walk away feeling like you don't have any worries there's no trust that

you like did he lie or none of that um time spent um and then i think from there i guess it would depending on what y'all both into. But I feel like that would be the core of it, like a strong friendship so you could know that you can trust him and letting him lead to be the man that you hopefully trust him to be. Okay, so you do know what healthy means.

Come on, baby. Yeah, it seems like you do know, but what are you doing? You know what it is, but are you doing that? I do it when I like a woman. So you're unhealthy for everybody else? I don't think I'm unhealthy.

I just think I'm a good time that will end before you know it. I think that you are a good gaslighter. I feel like you're good at it. A gaslighter? I feel like you gaslight. Oh, wow. I don't like words like that, Cindy.

Why not? That is negative. I can't believe you would throw. I think when people throw those words out, I think it's because they're trying to send them. So I send them back because I think it's a lie. Hey, maybe you didn't order it. Maybe you didn't order her gaslighting. Hey.

Hey, listen. So when's the last time you've been in like a healthy situation? uh i think this is a healthy situation i think before this i was in a healthy situation and i think the woman just was a liar and it's like you should yeah i liked women before this but they were like secret whores and you don't realize that until later secret whore is a strong word why why whore cuz it's like if you do something whorish i can't unsee that can you explain well what this woman did or period just so me as a person i know that i don't look like i have feelings or I don't feel them yes but here's the thing I do I feel so much so that if you do

something wrong I can't unfeel it yeah even if I tell myself that it didn't happen I still felt it so there's no way that I cannot feel it so now I don't respect you and I can't be with you if I don't respect you because it's not going to work I need an example because you're saying you're saying a lot of words I like this woman a lot and this woman like she disappeared in the middle of a conversation that wasn't really a setup for her to disappear like it was clear that she was doing something she shouldn't have been doing and then when she reappeared it was just a bunch of like I'm doing this I'm doing this I'm doing this to push off what she did to make it look like I was the bad guy now how you because I know her so women don't realize when you date them long enough

you learn patterns so when you slip up yeah when you slip up it's like oh you're doing that thing you told me that previously you was doing things like this so now you just did this pattern much we talked too much you just slipped up but you don't even know because you thinking that i'm so in love i'm blind but it's like baby i can see i just got my glasses low you know when they say i ain't sleep my eyes is closed i ain't sleep my eyes is closed but they're open because i see i see you so it was like that so then i had to unfeel how i felt about you because it's like i'm not gonna let you play me that's crazy so you so you thought that she was doing what she was and then later it came out she was

doing exactly what i felt it i feel like if you feel something it's beyond you thinking it if you feel something say something yeah but i also want to let y'all know who are just like i got an intuition no it's hennessy you're drinking hennessy that is not the same no it's into it because sometimes people just be getting lit and being like oh that person is doing da da da and It's like, no, you're just, you're working yourself up. That's what I'm saying. You're not feeling that. You're thinking that when they do that.

The liquor's making you think that. Right. You didn't feel it. I felt it. Okay. So that's why that woman. Case closed. Case closed.

That's why that woman got dropped. But now I do like this woman. I do. They didn't win me. Every time I see her, I make sure she got fresh flowers. She like flowers. Nice. That's how you know a woman likes.

I like, I really go pick out good flowers. Good flowers. And what else? What else do I do? What have I done? We gone to the movies. We've gone to dinner She travels a lot

So we actually Haven't seen each other In a while But we're about to now Where y'all going? When I see her Yeah It's only for a short period

So we going to the movies And maybe dinner Then I gotta fly out Okay And then when I come back She's gonna come to show She actually You know how I know

I like this lady She was in public At a show And we was holding hands I don't hold hands That is wild That's how Sini's Gonna react to

The pimp's hat has fallen That's right Every pimp must fall One day the pimp hat has fallen holding hands holding hands

and you know what's good about this when this come out it'll be two shows we on to something we on I don't really like holding hands

you don't I link arms okay I think see when you I think you're going you're going

when he make you fall you're going to like holding hands I haven't met the person whose hand I want to hold yet that's what it is maybe it's that I think that's what it is

I think Cindy's going to have the same reaction if she sees me holding somebody holding any of them no I want it this woman the wall

she's got it she's got a wall but she's a Libra I feel like it's in her she just gotta really trust it I don't think these guys are making her feel safe with letting them

lead that much preach Dr. Umar come on man nice I love it you really you really standing on it whatever

whatever soapbox you want no listen it's lifted I think black women are the best and people just don't know how to deal with them so they just

go elsewhere and then when they do meet them they fail they fall short and I don't even think Marie is making it hard for these guys I don't think I am either

I don't think she is I don't think I'm making it hard for them I think it's pretty simple I think she's just not making it easy and they used to easy thank you Paris

for seeing me do you know Marie I know Marie do you do one on ones do you know her do you do private sessions I do black women readings specifically

OK, Marie, so OK, hold on, because this week I want to talk about the gay. I feel like you say it a lot online about gay, ill, I'm tired of being gay, blah, blah, blah. What's the problem? It seems like you're flourishing right now. I am, but I feel like it's just overcrowded. It wasn't, gay wasn't always this overcrowded. I feel like, like women, no judgment, but a little bit. Women with five kids should not be able to be lesbians.

I think they should get their application blocked. There's too many to come and be a lesbian. No. Why? You can be bisexual, but I don't think you should be able to be a lesbian. Five kids. Now, how many women that are calling themselves lesbians have five kids? It's a lot of women with kids.

You'd be surprised. I am surprised right now. Paris, you are on too many apps. You're on, you got to shut down some of the apps. It's not even, it's on TikTok. You can just go on TikTok right now and there's so many of them. It's your algo, friend. You gotta delve to the ones that's in your, because I don't know these people.

I've never seen it. Because you be in relationships. That's what I'm telling you. I'm outside. I got to experience this. Close the door. That's what I'm saying to them. And you won't be on my side.

You need to stay in. She's saying you got to let them be in the streets because you got to stay in the house. You need to stay in the house. I think once I get in a relationship, then I won't care about it. I think I only care because I'm out here. I didn't know this was going on because I was in a relationship. Or do you think that you date a lot? When have you had a break?

No dating, no talking to women, nothing. A lot. When? Sydney, you would be surprised how much I don't date and I don't talk. Well, we're asking. The top of the year, I went on a self-journey for two months. I didn't talk to a woman at all. So January and February, you was alone?

February and March, I didn't talk to any woman. What'd you do with your time? I was reading books. I was going to church more. I was praying. I was walking. I was working out. I really had to get my mind clear.

And then I started dating again. So that you can be your top toxic self for April, May, June. Because I think I was just doing too much, and I just had to sit down. I took it too far, and I caught myself being too toxic. And I said, you got to take a break. Yeah. I fake cried and I said

we've gone too far you fake cried you peeled your glasses off and you put your hands in the sand no it was the top of the morning I looked this woman in her eye and the water came

really you sure you didn't just come because sometimes when you come it was no sex at all it was tears sometimes you cry when you come

I never came that's happening to me where were you at that's yeah oh Becca Marie I think we broke get out of here

Marie we broken we don't cry when we have sex we're broken Can they strike that from the record? Strike that from the record. I didn't need to know that, Becca. Leave it in the air.

I'm sweet. Elmo, Paris, did you hear it almost every time? No, what type of sex is that? I want to know. I never heard that. I'm not saying y'all are broken. I'm just saying, like, you know, I would like to see you soft. I'm really soft when I like a woman, though, Sydney.

I don't like the way you said that. Because you're looking at me over the glass tomorrow. I would like to see you soft. You literally, Sydney literally was like, I would like to see you soft. And I was like, yeah.

That's such a weird thing to say. You can never say that to a man. But you see me soft. I want to see you soft. Looking, oh, I don't want to. You stay hard.

Get soft. I want to see you soft. Make it soft. No, I mean, you, how many relationships have you been in?

With a girl? Yeah. Publicly? Yes. One. just one just one that's what i'm trying to tell you that's why you think you haven't seen me solve you haven't seen it with one woman well i met the woman that you mean you were publicly i think i was pretty soft during those times you were you were and then you were like never again

i honestly think everybody needs to stop posting whoever they're with that's that's done no yeah i'm never i won't post the next girl it doesn't matter what gender you are you they're all embarrassing so it doesn't matter woman man they agree you can get embarrassed so i i think moving forward i will i haven't posted somebody in you know i don't think i'm going to do that because it's it's nobody's business people know i'm in a relationship but it's like i don't need to be posting that stuff because who is it for the people who i'm with know that i'm with this person that's right i agree some random person that listens to the podcast shouldn't be able to spot my girl out at a fucking costco that's weird yeah hey yeah i thought you looked familiar

Oh, I heard you was making her cry while she was coming. Okay, girl. Do your thing. Hilarious. I love it. What can you do better to help the community? Because you have to be the example that you want to see. I think when I settle down, then I'll be an example.

No, no, no, no. You're saying while I'm single. No, yeah, right now. What can I do to help the community be better? Yes. I think I do my part I think I make gay people feel like they can just

be free and be who they are with no judgment I think I do that pretty well you said there's too many of these motherfuckers so I'm talking about the real gays not them

not the fringe when I talk to gay people about this they agree they agree that it's too many gay people this new gay is just too different it is

there is a new it's a new gay breed a new breed of gay as well I don't know why Sydney's acting like she doesn't I agree

I agree I'm listening to my very straight friend I feel like it's a lot. I feel like it's a lot of women specifically. I can't speak for the men. I think it's a lot of women who have just like hit a wall because they've dated men their whole lives or they married men or whatever, whatever. And they just hit a place where they're like, actually, I don't want to do this anymore. And they see, I don't know, women loving on other women or women taking their time to like ask you how you're doing and bring you flat. Like, you know what I'm saying? And I think, Sydney, and I feel like you even know some of these people. We're not going to name no names, but, like, I feel like now more than ever, it's the gayest, this is the gayest time it's ever been.

God bless. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying that there is a new, I mean, all the kids is gay. All Gen Z is gay. But millennials and maybe some ex, I don't know. I don't hang out with them. You know, they go to bed when I come outside. I feel like millennials now more than ever is like trying to explore their sexuality.

And I understand as a full time lesbian looking at people like this, like, but you're not really. I used to say that I used to be I used to be on the pair's tip. Like, OK, thank you. Not really us. You're not really like they not know about being a lesbian. But then it's like I actually had to, you know, dust yourself off and try again. And then I and I even was vocal about this, you know, voyage that I took down to the to the bedrock of the earth to the bedrock. That's what I call it. And, you know, I got a lot of backlash.

They they were pretty mean in the in the DMZ and just and in public like. You think it's funny, it's not funny, and it's like, but this is this is funny. That's funny. That she slipped up. Yeah. They were judging her. This is why they don't respect lesbians and they don't believe us. And I was like, hey, my situation does not represent all of them.

And any man that thinks that my representation is everybody, then he didn't believe it no matter what. Not my words or my actions not dictating the whole group of lesbians. Right. He's an idiot. Yeah. Absolutely. And they always are. They always are.

This woman wrote to me so many, you're not a lesbian, you're not a lesbian. Did you block her? I would have blocked her first. You're not a lesbian. How dare you? You're a dick-sucking piece of shit. And you don't want me to kick them out the group before they even slip up. That's what I'm saying.

They're bringing the kids here. No, these are the— They got a van full of kids, and I'm supposed to date this lady. All you did was slip up one time, and you're a dick-sucking queen. Well, it was more than one, but yeah. I'm on your side. right right no you don't speak

your truth sis you're right you got a van full of kids not you pulling up in a Honda Odyssey to the date with Paris this K plus 8 is like

now I'm now I'm in the LGBTQ now I'm not doing it it's the studs that's taking care of them that's the problem the studs take care of them and then they leave them

and they leave them in the world for somebody else to come and they think they're going to follow up with the stud did and it's like nobody else is doing that

you got to go back to that lady to the lady or to that man or to that dad where's the dad the dad is gone and so am I see you never queen sending love and light me and the dad same guy I'm not the dad that stepped up or the dad neither one now there was this crazy phenomenon

I think like I don't know maybe six months ago about bisexual studs do you think that's a thing that is a real thing see when it comes down to that I feel like they just chose a label but they really shouldn't have chose it because they just want to be bisexual but they are just a stud so they just put in the bisexual in front of it because they

doing what they want I don't know I think if I was a stud I wouldn't be bisexual but I don't know so there's a there's a stud and they say they sneak dick in that's what it is sneak dick in now this is your algo Yes.

Your algorithm is different. You're not getting the van kids. You're getting the snuck dickheads. That's what I'm saying, because that's not on mine. Okay, yes. It's not on mine. I'm not even saying it.

What is it you're saying? They're going out on the low, and they're hooking up with men. With the briefs on? Yes. And the Ithaca. They slide the briefs to the side. You slide doors, I slide mine.

they're wearing the Ithaca's they both have do-rags on they pulling up like what's up my boy they dap before they do it let's get it in they're playing Lil Uzi the whole time whoa

this is what you want this is what you want sliding the briefs to the side it's crazy I can't even visually think about it but yeah you can see it but that's the thing it's like i think we should also kind of move away from labels too because like once you do it then that's what you are and people don't leave room for growth or maybe oh you know i had a revelation or oh let me let me let me see maybe

if you've been doing something for 10 years i think you should go back and go out and see am i really dedicated or maybe i'm just content and i'm just content maybe i'm just used to okay yeah see that's why i think i just want to stay a tomboy okay because i don't want to fall in none of the because then you can't come out of it i had a stud tell me that because she was a stud she couldn't be sassy sassy yeah what do you explain like but you're still a girl she said she couldn't be a sassy stud now what is a stud yeah what what qualities or um characteristics do you have to have in order to be considered?

Because you're not a stud. I'm not a stud. I feel like studs take care of women. I'm not doing that. We're going half and half. I'm going to do my part and you're going to also

do yours. We're partners. I'm not taking care of. I need to know. Okay, for the listeners for Pride, please tell us what a stud is.

I should pull this up then because I'm not a stud but I feel like the studs are you're basically agreeing to be the main version of all the time across the board. So, Sydney, what do you think a stud is?

I think it's a, it's a, it's usually a black woman or a POC that. Oh, studs? White women can be studs? No. White women can be studs? They're butch. They're butch. Oh.

Yeah. They've also gentrified stud. I do not believe the beige brigade can be studs. That's not. Beige brigade is butch. It's butch. Yes. Yep.

But I don't want to say that studs want to be a man because that would fall under the lines of trans. I think studs have masculine presenting like looks and maybe mannerisms, maybe have a heteronormative idea of like, well, I'm the man, you're the one. Like I'm going to like you said, take care. You're my woman. Yeah. I'm the stud man. I'm the stud man. I'm the stud man.

Staddy. Staddy. It's just all these terms is wild. It's too many for me. But you don't, you don't, you want to go 50-50. Well, she got a lipstick. I feel like I wear lipstick. I get my nails done.

I did all of this before I was gay. So I feel like the stud, I can't be a stud. I am masculine, but I'm not a stud. I think there's a difference. So you don't want, you don't want to take care of me. going to take care of her, but she also got to help. If you want to retire for life and step up and be your boyfriend,

bitch, I'm not a boyfriend. No. And I think a stud sometimes is a boyfriend. They don't want to be a man, but they're a boyfriend. B-O-I friend? Yes. You get it. See, look at that. Happy pride. Okay, we're putting it together. Each one teach one here in the States. The more you know. Paris,

is there anything that you feel like we need? Anything else you think that we need to know about being a lesbian that is mess that you think we need to touch on and it's okay also

it's okay if you're not attracted to women you know it's okay if you're not it's okay to not be a lesbian

but you are attracted to women no I'm not talking about you I'm just saying like you know sometimes people will be like

ooh why don't Marie this I'm like because she doesn't want to if she wanted to she would

like let people be who they want to be oh listen I'll post things I'll post outfit pics or whatever and people will be like, you sure you're not gay? Yes.

I am sure. And as her bestie? For sure. Hilarious. Positively. Without a doubt. They'll be like, you sure you're not gay? No sure. I'm sure. And that's good.

I don't think, no. If you're gay, you'll know you're a fella. Do I have anything else for the gays? I don't. I don't. Not for the lesbians, neither. I don't know. Do what you want.

Sure. Be happy. There you go. I want people to be happy. I definitely do. And I think people get so caught up in what other people think and what other people are doing. That's what's messing up dating and sexuality. I just feel like because they overpopulate, and that's why it's taking people so long to find their person.

That's the only reason I have a problem with it. Because I feel like people getting in the way of people finding their real gay soulmate. But also, you got to play many games to get to the championship, honey. that's true but you know it's a whole thing on tiktok where studs saying that they tired of dating straight women because they dating straight women and then women are going back to the men they're not really gay yeah i've heard how's that so they're intercepting that stud could have found the lady of her dreams but she found this straight woman who left her got some money for the kids went back to the day and now she got some money for the kids the stud hurt now she got

to be a dog this sounds like maury this feels like all maury but i also will say i feel like there are some studs who relish in the challenge of being with a straight woman they it's like

they trying to turn I'm not saying all of them but there are some you coming at them with a van full of kids and you're like well clearly

this lady is not gay but she's here now I can change her and it's like why would you do that that's some sense I don't know be happy

everybody just be happy do what you love do what feels good do who you love do who you love explore until you find don't put all your eggs in one basket

just date until you find a person you truly like LOL Paris we got some messages for you I'ma read them and like

I'll read we'll read a couple and you tell us if it's messy or just living cool I got a good one so basically

told me her bestie used to scam dudes by telling them she was pregnant and needed abortion money she did this until a guy told her he was

or thought he was infertile and that this child could be his miracle baby. I can't read what this is. Is that messy or just living? I think it's just living. Sometimes you got to get back

on these men. I think it's just living. She needed the money. She needed the money. Men lie all the time. She had to get back. I think she was just living. You got to get these men

how you can it's not always gonna be easy so she's like look i'm pregnant and who wants a baby none of them so it's like here go the money i think i think it was she was living depending on how old she was it could have been mess i think she was yes i think the age does matter because i i pulled a stunt like that when i was you know in college or whatever and you know it's a young girls game i've said it before i've said it out loud and people gasped like oh my god i can't believe you did that you know like told one of them told both of them one of them gave me half the money i I got an iPod Nano after and then gave it to the other guy that was like, I'm not giving you anything. It was just it was embarrassing.

So you say that's just living. OK. Is it mess or just living? My girlfriend mentioned that in quotation, this summer could be the summer we all hang out together. Referring to her ex, who she shares two dogs, a house and a car with. I'll be down but I don't like her as a person

mess or just living I don't know say the second half again so the the person is saying my girlfriend is like I think this is a summer

we could all hang out together meaning the girlfriend that she has also has an ex that they that they share two dogs a house

and a car so she wanna do a little fellowship yes yeah but she's like I would do that but I don't like the girlfriend's personality

the ex personality okay that's mess that's too many that's mess don't have an ex around the know that's mess already

but as lesbians you know we and I don't like that because you don't know who's on they cycle and then it could just go wrong that's just too many

women's emotions yeah that could go bad what? that could go bad three women and one is an ex that's mess I'm not

going to agree with that at all keep your ex far away from the know that's what I believe in I thought the great thing about being you know gay

or in a lesbian is that we don't subscribe to heteronormative ideas and just because somebody is an ex that doesn't mean that they're you know excommunicated from you completely that's my gay i'm excommunicate you completely we're not friends girl i didn't know you before we dated bye okay is it mess or just living if i choose to remain sexless because of how gross the dating pool is p.s i'm 40 never married no kids is this justified or am I missing out on some reckless fun?

You're definitely probably missing out on reckless fun, but I feel like it is a lot of piss in the dating pool, so you could be saving yourself some stress. I agree. But also, like, saying that you're 40 and you don't have no kids and you've never been married, I feel like you got so much more life left to live. This how you trying to live it?

Yeah. Take a little break. Take a little breather. Maybe dip your toe in a different dating pool. Yeah. Like the girls with the vans with the kids. Oh, I know. Come on over here.

Welcome home. Where's that dog? 40, no kids. You got a seat. That's the type of straight you want over here. You don't got a seat. Have a seat at the table. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so definitely live a little. I think it's a mess to say you're done. But, you know, it's living that takes some time. I agree. Yeah. You have another one that you want to share before we get out of here? Yes.

Is it mess or just living? he let me put a finger in his butt. I don't know if I can come back from this. I'm going to say mess. I don't know. I'm going to say mess. Just mess. Why? Because you got them

long ass nicks. Yeah, that wouldn't work for you. That's never happened. I wouldn't do it. I'm leaving. Why is it mess? She can't come back from it because she can't unsee that. He asked her to do it. He said she didn't say anything she was just like

he let me so I think they were probably in the motion or whatever and she wanted to test and she just like probably put a little bit in there

and then kept going he's like alright he didn't stop her and she was like I can't wait that's what you letting me do oh no

that don't that's fucked up she washed her hands as soon as she got there she left there and texted the group chat like let me tell you what he made me do

she sent the finger emoji they was like What happened? It was the finger and the poop. Yeah, but you're stopping you having that kind of reaction is what's stopping men from finding what they actually like and what they want. They say that's where the male G-spot is, is in they butt. So if you're listening to this, for pride this month,

make sure you put your finger in a man's butt. Yeah, for pride. And then who knows? Maybe he'll cry after he comes. Yo! spoken from a true straight woman yeah she don't understand it's like but also it's like hopefully it's after a shower don't i want to ask her was it after a shower because if you if you just went into a man's butt a straight man just oh i don't oh we just trying this out no prep

oh i think she already come back from her i would if i was him i'd be like girl you just putting your finger in butt without figuring out if it's right or not? No. That's a good way to flip it. I think she already had questions.

And she probably was like, I'm going to try today. And when he let it happen, she probably was like, hell no, I'm out. I need to know how deep. Send us a picture of your finger.

And did you go in or did you just tap it? You did that little ah, ah, ah. What's that? Ah, ah, ah. Knock, knock. Anybody home?

Knock, knock, knocking on the devil's door. okay this has been a fabulous toxic positive episode

insightful though very we learned so much I learned what healthy means and I apologize if I offended anyone no you know you did happy pride

you know you did honey I love everyone yeah it lies happy pride Paris tell everybody what you got coming up and where they can find you I'll be

in New York you on the show Cindy June 20th Chicago June 26th Atlanta June 27th DC

this weekend so what is that June 6th through 8th and then Fort Worth Texas in July

okay and then where in the house in November shut it down in the house in November me and my lady shut it down

and what's your Instagram at Paris Sachet P-A-R-I-S S-A-S-H-A-Y yes I love it I love it

you're my favorite toxic not toxic you're my favorite fun toxic that's right and that's what I do it for yeah

I saw all of Marie's teeth this episode she was like hilarious every time I talk to Paris I'm like no we do let's not stop

that's all we cousins on our days yeah I see it well you know Paris famously Jamaican Jamaican yeah man

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