MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Love at First Ox

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you you're listening to mass hey hello hi guys we're here to talk so you can listen and uh that's the public service that we're providing today this is the talk so you don't have to talk we're doing all the talking today actually if you if you hear something you know like when you're in church and people be like yes like if you hear something while you're listening to the podcast and you feel like you need to speak or make an exclamation do that yeah i love when someone is like listening to a podcast in their ears and then they're like somewhere like trader joe's and they're all like damn girl and they're like who are they talking to it's like i'm just talking about the pod it's it's actually giving me everything i need about a produce so i love sometimes i see

people on the train listening to something and you see them nodding like or they're like what no way yeah so we want you guys to have all three of those reactions today yeah yeah it's important It's what makes the collective the way it is. Okay, so welcome to Muzz. You know, should we any, many, many, moe it? Or like rock, paper, scissors? Who's going first with the Muzz? Who wants rock, paper, scissors?

But how many times are we doing it? Just one? Ah, let's do it two. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Ooh. Rock, paper, scissors. Ah.

So what does that mean? That means I win. Okay. So that means I go first? Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, okay. Great. Right. So in case you were wondering, visually, I threw out scissors twice and Sidney threw out paper one time.

So she lost. Because you know what? I am trying to go against the grain because everyone thinks because you're a lesbian, we scissor. And that's absolutely wrong. We do not scissor. What y'all do, fork? Well, personally, me, I just I just knife. I just lay there. I just lay there. So I'm actually a utensil that's rarely used. People use knives every day. Oh, no, I really don't see. They'd really just be going in on that Chipotle bowl. I've never seen a knife.

Why do you need a knife for Chipotle? To cut a bean in half? No, you haven't seen those bowls? They're humongous. Like the burrito bowl? Girl, humongous is a stretch. I have a small mouth. Sydney's getting double meat.

I did see a TikTok. There was a woman who ate her Chipotle bowl in seven bites. Praise her. That is absolutely messy. Seven bites. bites and she had um she had doritos on the side as a wash them down as a palate cleanser you wash down the burrito with some dry ass yo to shout out to her um she will be in my prayers so i'll have her for later girl yeah you need to put her esophagus in your prayers because the way i said

i i can eat a chipotle burrito bowl in seven days like seven bites is a lot yeah all right well let's talk about food. Let's talk about my mess for the week. Okay. This is, Sydney has heard part of this, but she hasn't heard

the rest of this. No. You're hearing it in real time. So you're going to hear me really just gag. Preach, preach. Or were you gagging me?

No, I'm just saying. Girl, I too am a butter knife. Okay. Okay. So, so the other day,

yesterday, two days ago. Okay. Sunday, the day of the Lord. Yes. I was walking down the street. It was a beautiful fall day.

It's like 80 degrees. Shout out to Global Warming, that hot ass beach. And I was walking down the street. I went to the bakery and to get something to eat. I kept bumping into people who recognize me either from us actually being friends or them thinking that we're friends. And I went to brunch. And when I was leaving with a friend of mine, I was like, people keep recognizing me on this block. I don't know what, you know, what the universe is saying. Like, that's confirmation that I'm on the right path. Absolutely. And this guy in a red Honda Accord drives by, and he's like, Rize, I love you. And I was like, yay. And I was like, I don't know, people just know me. And there was a dude waiting across the street, and he was like, wait, I know you. And I was like, no, you don't.

And he was like, I've been to your show. Okay. Okay, there it is. Now I have to stop and really look at him. Yes. He's tall. He's young. He's black.

He look like he do arms and legs. I was like, oh, I got a little time. that is that's definitely I got time you you might be my type type in time but the way the weather was the sun was like beaming on me and I had like a cute little like outfit on I said is this my meet cute all right okay so um my friend you know he makes like a tree and he leaves because we don't need you to be there anyway he goes but this guy is he's holding a bag and I'm like oh what you got there your lunch you know like cracking jokes and he's like oh I I got some oxtails to eat.

And I said, oh, Evan, I had oxtail in Mad Long, you know, with this economy and stuff. It's about $30. Mm-hmm. For sure. $25 for a small. That's $30. Okay. For me.

So he's like, oh, well, let's go get you some oxtail then. And I said, huh? I love a solution-oriented man. There you go. I love a man. I love to have answers. Answers to our problems. Girl, I love a man with a Chase Sapphire card on him.

You hear me? today's pod is uh sponsored by Chase Sapphire yeah so he takes me to get food right um I'm like well mind you I just had brunch so I'm full but he's like let me just you can eat it later you can eat it later yeah I said yeah yeah you right so uh I get the specials which is rice and peas cabbage and uh oxtail the lady fills it up and he's like all right well I hope you enjoy your food and we start to part ways and I'm like because we love a generous like ghost like feed me and disappear but this was like oh it might could be something here yeah because you know sometimes when you're in the club and a guy will get you like a drink and

then he's just hovering he's just there and it's like oh you think you I got you for the whole night no no no no you get your drink and go right it's a grab and go babe he's out but this guy was like I mean he had his food on him he wanted to go home and eat too so he was like yeah you know He, like, showed me his Instagram, whatever, whatever. We exchanged information. And I was on my way. And I messaged the group chat. Well, hold on.

You know I want to see the Instagram. You did not send the Instagram to the group. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not going to do this with you right now. The people can't see it, so you can't see it. Well, I mean, don't you— The people in the booth can't even see it. I need to see it.

Well, before I show you— I'm a visual person. Are you? I am. That's the only way I can picture—I can visually see what's going on is if I see the face. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay? know if I should show you this first or if I should show you this you know what you know what actually keep going and then show me at the end okay the reveal yeah but make sure you find it I'm gonna have it queued up okay boom so so the next day the day after I ate the food he messages me and he's like you know we're we were like messaging on Instagram like how was it how you feeling how's your day going how was it Keith Lee who the food was uh on a scale of what does it do One to ten or one to five? One to ten.

One to ten. I'm going to give it an 8.5. I'm going to give it a nine, honestly. Nine? I'm going to give it a nine. Nine. Now, is it nine because you didn't have to pay or is it nine because... Well, that definitely bumps up the score.

Okay, yeah, absolutely. Because free food tastes better. Every time I swipe my card, you're already at a deficit. I'm like, there's not enough salt. Right. If I'm swiping my... Not enough sauce. Right.

It's dry. Not enough meat. It's too wet. The rice is too grainy. It's not enough. They should have gave me enough food for the whole week for $25 worth of oxygen. Right. Does this cabbage have an eating disorder?

Why is it so thin? You know? But when it's free. It's not the cabbage has Ozempic. Ooh, Ozempic cabbage. That's what the podcast is sponsored by today. Ozempic cabbage. So the next day, Monday, he's like, because he had sent me a picture of him on his roof,

like overlooking the skyline or whatever. Okay, but wait, is it like, is it him in the sky? No, no, no, no. Oh, he's just showing. His legs. No, no, no, no. His toes was covered, girl. This is a gentleman.

Oh, my God. What a good Christian man. Girl, the toes was tucked in. So he just showed you a part of his legs that may be in the Bible? It was like he had his slides on. He had some socks on. His feet were up on the table. There's like a whisper of a joint in the photo.

It's given cinematography. Ah, that is sexual. That is sexual. But like kind. Kind, sexual, but not doing too much. Right. Okay. Right, right.

He's not in the photo. I don't need to. We don't need to see. No. When do we ever really need to see a man in a photo? Honestly, when he's on his way out. Okay. The back of the neck.

Yeah. Or just the hand on the corner. Right. His POV. You paid for the trip, so I let your fingers be in the photo. I love those photos. So he invites me to his rooftop to smoke and watch the sunset at 6 p.m. Right?

You know, we love alliteration. I'm in the group chat like, I want to see the sunset at 6 p.m. With my sexy husband. right so i get there i bring my own happy weed right i i b-y-o-b b-y-o-w well because you honestly we can't we have to stop trusting everybody's weed you have to bring your own weed because you don't even know what they what they filling it with you don't know you don't know what kind of grade it is sprinkled some pink cocaine in there i don't know he could have put embalming fluid that happened to a friend of mine oh they put embalming fluid in the wheat and then

he lost his voice. He's, yeah, like he can speak, but it's very like low. Still? Yeah, like this.

He sound like the Undertaker? Yeah, he sound like this. Shut up. So I'm glad you brought your own weed, sis. Wait, hold on. Imagine if you,

your voice changed like, deeper than this. Yeah, let me hear it. Unforgivable. I'd be like, your listen, son.

That's actually hot. I think that would boost our listens if your voice completely changed throughout. It would boost our listens in the 60 to 75 demographic. They'd be like, oh my God. Hey, they'll be able to purchase merch. I'm okay with some elders listening to us.

They'd be like, that's Louis Armstrong in Sydney, Washington. Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going. Okay, boom. I'm on the roof. He had like, he had a bunch of little pre-rolls with him. He bought a lighter.

I said, oh, a man with a plan. He got me a vitamin water. I said, oh my God, a gentleman. who goes to the gym. And so we're talking, the sun is setting, he's playing music. The vibes is all right.

What's the song? Let me put in my spot of voice. He's playing like some Afro beats. He's playing like a bunch of random stuff. Is it, is it, I don't need no other body. He's singing essence.

Or he's doing, or Rihanna, lift me up. Hold me down. No, he didn't play that. He didn't, okay.

He didn't play that. But it was a mix. It was like some hip hop. It was some Afro beats. It was like, you know, I threw in a Dolce song in the mix. He played it. He had never heard of her. And then he had Victoria Monet.

He gave me some dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. No, he did not give me no dick. And he didn't play that all the time. What? What, what, what, what, what? Okay. Keep going, keep going. It's chilly now, right?

So I'm like, well, I'm thinking of all the things I have to do. Like, I'm like, I'm going to try to keep this cute. I came here for rooftop. And joint energy, we did that. I'm going to go. And then, you know, maybe proper date number two will be something cute. And also, I just want to let y'all know, what's messy? When y'all act like y'all don't have nothing else to do.

You have to be busy. When you are available, that is so unattractive. When you're like, oh, I just got you for the whole night. You got to be like, no, no, no. Actually, you're in a two-hour slot. Now I got something else happening. It could be somebody else or something else. This thing is bookended, okay?

You got me from this to this. Okay, the reservation. is for two hours yeah it's 120 minutes you know when you be in a restaurant like so we're gonna need you to leave at 9 30 yeah that's exactly how you gotta do we need the table back need the table back right so I got there like six I don't remember what time I got there but I anyway so it's getting cold at one point he was like oh damn I forgot I was supposed to go to a concert today I said oh what you ain't got to tell me twice I see myself out who forgets a concert but when you're having a good time and the time is going by fast you do forget and i like that

sure but he was like he was letting you know you so good i don't was thinking about nothing else but where we out right now i'm like well what concert he was like gonna that's it oh okay i like gonna sure but you won't listen to gonna for a whole show a concert we like three or four of his songs you need to see gunna on a suspended in the sky like pink doing flips no anyway anyway so uh somehow we end up in his apartment on the eighth floor what you mean all of a sudden we ended i don't know how we ended up you took your two legs and you know the five four five down the stairs and you went into his apartment i thought we were walking down from the roof to the elevator next thing I know we in the in the room in the not the room in the in the apartment so I'm like

oh well since I mean I might as well give myself a tour you know okay washer and dryer in the unit stop it that is good you already got me I'm already in if you listen before I would be like really specific about what I want in an apartment but I forgot about washer and dryer now that's in there you gotta have a washer washer and dryer very like it's a new construction I could if I crane my neck a little bit i can kind of see my block like he lives very close to me he lives very that's so that's a a gift and a curse and a curse so we gotta we gotta tread lightly with it well let me tell you how lightly i have to tread so um he was like on his couch he was like are you chilly like he put a little blanket on mind you ac blasting i'm like no you know i still have my

little jean jacket on i said no i'm okay like i knew i wasn't gonna stay for that long men stay The men stay hot. So I understand why they ACB. He's like, did you eat? I'm like, no, you know, I ate. But like, it just, it didn't feel like, it didn't feel like I needed to be there really that much longer. I wanted to kind of keep some mystery here.

Right. So I go to the bathroom, you know, I got to see what the bathroom is giving because I'm really trying to give myself a tour. And the bathroom is cute, you know, glass shower, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Is there a tub? No. I hate, see, this is what I'm mad at New York. Now, I don't take baths in New York City anyway, because that's disgusting.

But I want to have the option. I want to have the option to bathe. How is a bath disgusting? Because just think about it. Somebody else has laid they nasty, dirty ass, and they soaked in it. Sydney, you've never cleaned a tub? I mean, I have. But even with the cleaning, I'm still thinking about somebody just,

and you know, some people just prune up. They just be in there for like an hour or two. And after that, I just can't get it out of my head. Sydney, I'm not doing this with you. You can clean a tub. All right. So he ain't got no tub. He ain't got no tub.

He has a shower. I go to wash my hands, and I'm like, wait, what's that? Hold on. What's that? Wait. I know that is not what I think it is in the trash. What do I see in the trash, Sydney? A condom.

No. A condom wrapper. Does he have a roommate? No. A condom wrapper at the top. That means when I was rolling my little joint. He was rolling somebody out of the apartment. You need some water?

Girl. I don't know where this water been. Never mind. The girl was too shocked to speak. I said, oh. Oh, my God, Marie. Like, obviously, we don't want to be with a guy who doesn't get any hoes, but we don't want to know that you got a hoe today.

Mess. Mess. You didn't even let the semen dried up in that Magnum condom. You couldn't wait. It was a regular Trojan. It was a red rapper Trojan. Even more reason to be like, okay, sir, have a good night. Girl, yeah, I was in the bathroom for, like, I don't know how long I was in there.

Damn, bitch. And then I got back into the living room. I think I sat on the couch for, like, a couple minutes. And I was like, yeah, actually, I got a lot to do tonight for tomorrow. I got to go. And he was like, oh. And he, like, walked me out. Girl, why you do this to me?

You take me on this journey all for him to be a what? Mess. Show me the photo. I took you on this journey because he took me on this journey. How do we go from Mr. Oxtail? That's okay. He's basically a Rockefeller to me. Girl, I was already writing the rom-com.

It was like love at first ox. That's what I got. Love at first ox. Lee Daniels was going to get involved. Tyler Perry was going to be the director and writer. Kenya Burris is going to hire a light-skinned girl to play me. And then we'll be extras. We'll be extras in it.

Right. It was going to come out by Kwanzaa. I was going to be. I'm so mad. No, no, no, no, no. The release date was going to be Juneteenth. Okay, okay, my bad. It was going to be Juneteenth.

But it was hot. Kwanzaa's too close. Okay. That's how fast Tyler Perry can take it out, you know? Show me the picture. Hold on, hold on. So, yeah, that was it. I was mad.

Like, I liked him. I felt like the energy was cute. Like, it could have been something. We could have had something. Well, you know what we do have? A podcast. We do have a podcast. And so I just want to let y'all know,

anytime you think you want to get in good with us and then you want to be real sloppy-doppy with it, it's going on the pod, okay? It will forever. We're telling somebody. Yeah. But sometimes I'm like, is this why these people do it? So they can get talked about?

It's sick. I wouldn't like it about the condom. Girl. Girl, bright red wrapper on top. Sydney, it's not even, like, nestled. It wasn't like I had to, like, shake the basket to see it. It was at the top. Maybe he was like, if you see it, you're like, I got girls.

Like, you better get in there quick. I don't need you to tell. Like, I don't need you to have a condom in the trash to tell me you got girls. Maybe he does have a roommate. I didn't ask. Maybe. Wait. Wait, hold on.

Oh, that's probably his little brother. Maybe he is. Let me see. That's his little brother, right? Let me see. I don't know what photo you're looking at, friend. Oh, is this the tag? I don't know.

This is him right here, friend. That's him? That's him. I thought you said he was dark-skinned. No, I did not say that. Well, I mean, he's not light. That's like my complexion. That's butterscotch to me.

Girl! And man, if you would have told me butterscotch, I would have said he ain't nothing but the devil. Girl, he's brown. He's giving Chris brown. Girl, he is not. Yeah. Okay, Marie. Sydney is colorblind.

I'm not doing this with you. He's brown. He's giving Chris Brown. Whatever. I think I've had enough of this mess. That is upsetting. Yeah. Girl.

But maybe he has a roommate. Should I ask him? No. Was your friend over? Was your friend over banging somebody else out by the microwave? Was he getting hot pockets while he was hot pocketing? But she caught me on the counter. It wasn't me.

Don't keep banging on the sofa. It wasn't me. I found a condom in your trash can. It wasn't me. He's like, actually, it was me. He said, well, let me just see. Let me see. Oh, this is not even my brand.

Girl. I don't know if it was a two-bedroom apartment because I saw the bathroom. I saw the door to his bedroom. I think it was a one-bedroom. You know what? In the community trash. Okay, but we have to say the positive, which this is also sponsored by the podcast. It's condoms.

I'm glad that he's using them. You know? it could be worse he could be out here just in it let it marinating not checking it for nothing just docking just like a like like a uh what do you got a thing that you put a thermometer thermometer okay do you want to hear about me yes Sydney please cleanse our palate like that lady compared to you I should have went first how dare you Marie but well I shouldn't have done the rock paper since I should have just went first you should have been rocked twice oh my god okay

all right let me look through my list of things okay so obviously you know I'm living with a best friend of mine and um you know she hold me down she been holding me down you were not to the day we die it's like it's method man mary j blige like i'm living with her her husband and her two cats it's it's sad but yeah brady bunch yeah i'm with her and i'm out here i do a lot of things i get invited they know or invited through you and you know vice versa you know we out here so sometimes I get invitations to things and all of all those friends know my if I have a plus one is goes to you if you're not available then I usually do it for Amina that's our other best friend and then after that it's kind of like all right who's available then he's like any mini money mom

yes so I we we have an event where that's coming up you you got an invite to and you didn't even ask me if I got an invite to it you just said I got invited I know you got invited this is true But in my head, I was like, I was like, damn, she didn't even see. I saw who was the organizer of the event. I said, if if I got this, Sid also got. Right. So you got invited. You already you're plus one. You already got it.

And every year we spend Halloween together. It's just that's just how it's been. And we need to because actually I put on a costume just to make y'all laugh. That's it. I'm very unserious. So Sidney Washington, queen of Halloween, queen of Halloween. So I invite another friend instead of the friend that I live with. And she was like, why would you not invite me? And I was like, I don't really have an answer.

I don't have an answer. She's like, it seems like you just want to keep it separate, that we live together, but we don't hang out. And I said, yeah. Oh, but I wasn't thinking like that. Weren't you, though? I wasn't. Hmm.

Your eye is twitching. Is that what happens when you laugh? I had coffee. I had coffee. I don't know. I just feel like it's a tough one because, yes, I should. But am I beholden to, because we live together, you have to be my plus one to everything?

Actually, I think that if I live with you, you should not be invited to anything that I do. Oh, is that sweet? And this is why I didn't ask, hey, Marie, can I lay on your floor? Can I be on your beanbag, my highness, my highness D? Because I know that's the stunt that you would pull. If we live together, I see you when I'm here. The thing is, is that when I get ready and ready to go, I need to get up.

And if you're not ready, then that's annoying. Yeah. I spent a whole year back in the day, a whole year just going out by myself because I was tired of waiting for people. Yeah. And having to be considered other people and their feelings and hosting or whatever. I just want to go somewhere and just know, OK, you're going to do your own thing. I'm going to do my own thing.

We don't have to be, you know, hand in hand or whatever. And so sometimes when you have a plus one, you feel like, all right, I guess this is our night. And I don't want to I don't want to have to do that sometimes. Sometimes I'm like, I can't imagine living with someone, getting ready with somebody, rushing out with somebody, going to the event with somebody, work in the room with somebody, then having to leave together to come back and debrief on the night. Like, y'all not banging. Well, the thing is, is that I used to have a best friend that we also work together and we also live together. And we fought every single day, every day. Every time she would get blackout drunk, she would like hit me with something.

And I'm like, girl, what? Like, the liquor was not that good. There's no way. Were you guys drinking Sky Vodka? No, honey, we were getting the best of the best. Okay. So, yeah, I mean, I just feel like is it is it messy to not always plus one a close friend? I think that that person, you know, needs to recognize that they're not going to be on every single list.

I know. But now and now I'm thinking about it and I'm like, you know, I'll do better. We went to like a we went to a tasting or whatever. What? Amakase? Amakase? Amakase? Whatever it is. We didn't have to pay. A 17-course omakase. Omakase. And I got invited, and so I asked her, I asked you. It was amazing.

It was like $300 per person. It was very decadent, elegant. Did I spit some things out? I did. I did. Oh, Sydney has a very unsophisticated palate in 2024. How dare you? Sydney got up and spit out omakase.

The dude was like, well, I don't even want to say too much. See, this is why we can't keep it real on the pod. That's why we have to stay. Well, no, I think I got to say it. I think I'm just going to say it real quick. You go to, like, whatever is, like, right below Michelin-rated restaurant. I think it's Michelin. Okay, sure.

It's a Michelin-rated restaurant. It's omakase. That's Japanese. You go in. The head chef is a white man. Are you staying? Is that this? I'm staying, but I am side-eyeing.

I'm side-eyeing because he's giving out all the information. And, you know, he's got the Birkenstock voice. and you know he looks good he looks like he should be in the bear or something like that he did look like

yes chef yeah you know it was a vibe but I still was looking like I said should you be holding that little samurai sword to cut that

like is he I mean he he studied in Japan so you sound like Christopher Columbus it makes sense

but yeah anywho I think I have to now I'm thinking about it I'm like I have to rotate the plus ones when you're not you're not available

I mean it's really simple friend like you can't you are not we're not conjoined twins you don't get to go to all the things you get to go to the things that I feel like you would be good for but I do okay so I do get her a little bit because I mean I don't think I've ever I've I've been like I better be your plus one it's just it's just unspoken but like if you're like oh I'm I'm picking my sister I'll be like yeah but then if you said some some random I'm like why them but also I don't I don't drink i don't smoke there's some things that i just so i invite i know who to invite the smoking things and to the drinking things yeah but like she was just at a thing last week like that should

hold her over for at least at least two two thanksgiving you just went to a 17 course girl you was just outside with me yeah like people think we're dating and that's and for that reason you're out mess all right wow we were we really uh i mean we don't even need to get hit anything that's on the docket because... Well, we could hit a couple things, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, I know you're looking for an apartment.

My landlord messaged me yesterday at 8.57 that the water was going to get cut off at 9.30 in the morning. Ma'am, you're supposed to give me 24 hours notice. And what did you say? Now I'm...

I didn't say anything. I'm scrambling to brush my teeth and wash my face. Well, you can't say anything because you can't even contact her. You got to hit her on the hotmail. You got to write her back on the LinkedIn. Yo, wait.

I think her thing is at optimum.net or something. Can you tell your great auntie that she needs to give me 24 hours? Yeah, look at that. At optimum.net. I didn't even know. Girl. So, was your water cut off? No.

Then the dude, because she's always hiring some cheap handyman that she met yesterday at a Costco. He didn't show up until 1130 because he had a court date. And so, God is good. He's on your side. like she said this time but she's just giving you you know like there's a grace period because you know that person's not gonna show up yeah but there's also the fourth time in two weeks that she said she was gonna cut the water off and the guy didn't show up no that's wild now that's wild now i think you know are you uh i think things gotta get start getting deducted these landlords

you're just running up and through my house like the tomb raider like we gotta set some boundaries you can't just be saying you can come in when you want I think we need to change the name of landlord to something else landlord

feels like it gives them too much power like you are you know what I mean like we gotta call them something else what's the difference between a landlord

and a super I think a super does work in the building and lives in the building okay but it's not he don't own he don't own the building right

she needs to hire a landlord and a super that's what it is you're missing a super in the building Yeah, she needs to hire a super. We don't have that. Is that the Super Mario Brothers?

Is that, were they supers? I think they were plumbers. Ew. I don't know the backstory. I just know they had overalls. And they're like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do. That's the sound of the poop falling down the pipe. That's what it is.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Okay, here's mess. Okay, so this woman was on TikTok, and she was like, you know, I don't know what's up with these parents, but they expect like us, like adults that don't have kids or we're single or whatever, we're supposed to give up like our seats, give them things because they ask. And she was like, no, I don't want to do that.

Give kids things. Yeah, like she was at a baseball game and, you know, when they shoot the T-shirts out of the gun or whatever, she caught it. and the father was looking at her like because she was sitting she was sitting right next to a dad and his uh kid and the dad was looking at her like get a shirt to the kid it's not like the dad and the son both need to practice playing catch because if they had caught the shirt we wouldn't be looking at me now would we i mean yeah but also it's this entitlement it's like yeah i love kids but those ain't my kids fuck them kids those are your kids like why i i really do i i like i'm i

try not to struggle with it but like when a when a parent comes and like hey can you can i can we have this seat and then you go sit in the middle seat no 32 f no babe i don't know you give him the ipad and you're gonna have to be in the back yeah and text him yeah you got the ipad text him hey how you doing I don't know send the seeing eye emojis matter of fact the baby don't need

to be sitting next to me you could sit here but the baby gotta go to 32C am I being messy for agreeing that parents just can't think that their kids

are entitled I don't think that that's messy I've been on flights where I selected a certain seat and when I get there the mom is leaning

over my shoulder the baby's trying to look out the window hey can he loves the window can I please get the I've shut the screen before no it's actually

pretty bright out there and i need to i need to sit here yeah i would be like i have cataracts i need to still be by the by the window but i can't have the shade open babe i'm by the window because i chose this seat yeah those who uh fail to plan plan to fail you want to sit in the middle with your baby um screaming at you the entire time but people are like you know we should just be more like self-aware but i think people who don't have kids we're thrown to the back there People are just like, just expect you to give up and do everything. And it's like, well, you don't have any kids. So what's like, why not?

Like, be a good person. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Having a kid doesn't make you a good person. And some of these kids grow up to be terrible people. So let's say that right there. More importantly, this kid got mad more life to live. This might be the last T-shirt, Canon shirt I ever get. Your baby is nine.

And he has 92 more years left of life to get shot in the face with a T-shirt candy. Like, no. Also, Dad, buy him the shirt. They selling it at the gift shop. Also, Dad, you know you was going to put this shirt on your body. This is not going to fit your baby. Yeah, that's true. I didn't even think about that.

This is for you, sir. You barely help your wife at the house. She's not coming. You should definitely not be getting this shirt for your child. Stop guilt tripping people. Let them make a, you know, a decision on their own and don't make them feel like they're going to hell for saying no. How about that? I say no.

And I smile sometimes. Maybe I am a Disney villain. No, your baby can't sit here. OK, what you got? You know, I have mentioned polyester. Can we talk about polyester for a second? That's that's mess. Polyester is canceled.

All of polyester. They're saying on TikTok, polyester was canceled because it's giving people like, first of all, polyester is plastic water bottles and plastic things that are melted down and they make it into like a thin thread and then they sew clothes out of it. So we're wearing plastic to go to the gym. We're wearing plastic to like, you know, most clothes has polyester in it now if it's fast fashion. And a lot of people's sheets and pillows and underwear also has polyester in it. And people saying it causes like endometriosis and stuff like that. And like when we sweat in the gym, like we're absorbing the microplastics that way. So people just throwing away polyester stuff.

All those people's rich. This for me, if they might be right about all of that, but it just feels like another sign of, you know, a ploy for capitalism. Like, oh, throw all that stuff out. Get some new stuff. Get you some cotton. Get you some vegan cotton that, you know, a lamb. hasn't been you know abused for it like there's always something you got to be conscious of everything they're scaring us I can't eat I can't wear I can't sleep I can't sleep like what the

hell well I mean so you gonna keep wearing polyester I don't know they said something about the deodorant and knock on wood it's like I'm with team aluminum because it just be it I can't be everywhere stinking I just can't I don't think that I've ever heard you or smelled you smell but oh i do oh i do okay well you know i something about my diet i gotta get it in order or you gotta stop eating red meat that's what it is or it could be the the fabrics because you know that's it's the specific fabric that as soon as you pop it on you're like damn i feel like i haven't washed my body in three days it's polyester probably those body suits the mesh body suits is that with polyester a lot of stuff is um like popping up for the new like the fall season and

you know oxblood is the color and everyone's like oh my god look h&m is back um when you read the tags on a lot of the stuff at like zara and h&m and like these places that you shop not you just in general the people yeah uh a lot of it a lot of it is polyester you say yeah you know where the places that you be but you go to like j crew and like these places like madewell and mango and blah blah blah blah blah blah and they're charging five six hundred dollars for something and you read the tag and it says polyester that's a good reason to now wear polyester i'm not paying all money for plastic who do you think you are stella mccarthy i'm not paying all of this money for vegan leather this is plastic is stella mccarthy vegan leather yes oh the more you know mccarthy

mccartney you know is it bad we are also sponsored by stella mccartney mccartney mccartney yes okay okay that is messed the whole situation um okay this one really took me on the edge this guy was saying on tiktok he was like putting your pets through multiple surgeries just to keep them alive even though they're suffering is wrong he's like if they are if it's time to wrap it up you gotta let them go well what surgeries well you know like we've had friends that like i had a had a cat it's like the cat is overweight something's wrong with his gallbladder all this other stuff he has cancer they scooping out the body parts and then the the cat is like on a makeshift wheelchair oh no and then the cat you know has goes into cardiac arrest and then they

do cpr to bring them back i'm not doing cpr on a cat and then and then you have a friend that like does a go fund me i need fifteen thousand dollars to keep albert alive like those people i also need fifteen thousand dollars to keep maria alive yeah no i agree but you know everybody was in the comments they were like you just don't know what it is to have a pet like it's hard to let them go I would do anything to keep them there. But it's like, he can't see, he can't move, he can't poop. I don't want to live like that. Now we got to stimulate the dog's prostate so he can poop?

Yeah. I'm not fingering your puppy, babe. But that's because you're not an animal person. Even if I was an animal person, look at my nails. I will kill your dog. I am not doing this. I don't know. Well, you know, because I obviously I've I've I've had pets a lot of my life.

The thing is, is that I grew up in a home where it's like the animals not going to be doing better than us. So they're like they're going to get fed. They don't sleep. They don't get walk. They don't do all that stuff. But like things like health care. Hey, I got diabetes. So do so do snowball. Like, I don't know what to say. So it's like first going to the vet is wild for me. Like just going to the vet and how much money people are. So you never, so your mom never took a pet to the vet? Ramona has passed on, so I can't say this.

And even she was loud. I was like, yeah, she was not going to the vet for any of the animals. We had Sheba. Sheba, I was rollerblading with Sheba. And I don't know, something freaked out, you know, the dog. And so it was pulling and pulled me into the street. And then a fire truck comes. Oh, kidney.

Wait. Not a fire truck. The biggest truck that you could possibly think of. This is, hold on now. Now, hold on. I don't need everybody listening to the pod ready to cancel me now. Let me finish the fucking story. We wouldn't cancel you.

We would cancel the fire department. Oh, you know what? Hold on now. So then Sheba goes underneath the fire truck. And we had a chain. A chain as a leash. Ooh, that's so black of you. Oh, so black.

Wakanda forever. So then the chain kind of like, first of all, I thought she was gone. I thought they rolled over the door. I said, I thought it was R.I.P. I thought I was going to pour out a little, you know, kibbles and bits. But she was alive. The chain kind of like went over it. It cut her eyebrow?

It cut her eyebrow. And instead of, like, she was fine. She was, you know, obviously startled and was, like, screaming. And, you know, we got a blanket, held her, calmed her down, gave her some food. She was fine. She had, like, a little cut. It was a little cut. And so my mom was, like, three cuts in your eyebrows trying to, like, she was making jokes about it.

And I was, like, we should actually go to the ASPCA, like, check her. She's, like, she's fine. She's, like, I'm going to put some Neosporin on it. It'll be okay. Can dogs even put Neosporin on a dog? She didn't even check if you could put Neosporin on a dog. So now your dog got a big eye and a small eye. No.

Did you guys get a new leash? Is it still the chain? We did get a new leash. A thinner chain. Well, just in case something like that happened again and wouldn't, you know. But yeah, that was one of those moments I was like, damn, we should have went to the vet. And so now as an adult, if something's wrong with the animal,

you take it into the vet. Okay, well, let's talk. Let's talk. What? A lot of people have animals that have insurance and they don't have insurance on their bodies, right? Like, they can't afford to go to the doctor, but the dog goes to the doctor regularly. Now, I'm about to say what you're about to say is a mess, but keep going.

Well, I'm just going to ask you. What? So, let's say you have a 16-year-old cat. Yes. The cat needs hip surgery. Yes. Surgery costs $6,500. Are you getting this cat hip surgery?

It's 16. $6,500. The silence is so loud. The thing is, is that cats lay around anyway. So it's kind of like, how much do you need this hip? Now, a dog, I'm getting a dog a hip. A dog got to go outside. It's got to frolic.

It's got to do. But a cat literally sleeps all day and leans on the side of the bed and judges everybody. So I'd be like, hey, you know what? Jam is good on his one hip. We're going to hell, Marie. No, we're not. I was dating a guy. His dog just turned 18 or 19.

The dog needed hip surgery. and he paid all of this money for the dog to get surgery and he like in his mind he couldn't justify

spending that but he also could not imagine not having this dog that he had had for almost 20 years oh and the dog

is still alive yes but like the dog is doing better than me he ain't got no teeth but I too am missing a tooth so it's okay

it's fine miss okay so i didn't realize that um sea world was still a thing it is why are y'all still going there to whale jail sea world is so even after they put out that documentary black fish which i watched same i was my eyes was glued and i said seaworld nurse threw me again i said i almost felt like protesting in front of seawork i said almost i said this is an abomination to the ocean why are you doing that to the to these whales right i saw free willie free willie is like one of the first movies that i remember seeing ever and you know michael jackson whatever you think about him that

song and he's like yeah and that's when you're like you're like whales over everything hashtag whales first listen if whales need 65 000 worth of surgery that feels like you know more more than for the dog 65 okay yeah actually a dog is tiny why does it cost so much to put these little bones together because i think it's the same thing as all health care it's like they prey on people that they know like these people are going to do anything to keep these animals alive but anyway sea world the same people who are like oh i care about you know the endangered species and i care about that they still line up and they go see these these mammals how much is a ticket i just need to see because i just i need to know like what are you paying to see these animals not

really be able to swim that far. I feel like a good amount of money. At least $85. How much is Disney World? I don't know. Okay, but we saw a video of, you know, these people watching, you know, the performance at SeaWorld.

The whale is like doing his thing and then all of a sudden it takes a huge dump and you see the green everywhere. And everybody's like, and then all of a sudden the whale comes back around and then does a whole big splash

It sends a poop to everybody in the audience. The splash zone is just nothing but green doodoo. And so I think they deserve that. It's a mess that you went to SeaWorld. Yes, yes. I think SeaWorld needs to be shut down. Now, what do you say about people who say, well, these whales now wouldn't survive in the wild

because they've been in SeaWorld for so long. They would die in the ocean. You think we should just let them go? let them die you know kind of near their friends or in saltier water all of it i think all these people need to be fined they need to be shut down i i'm here for rehabilitating the animals but where did where does it stop where you rehabilitate them so much so now they can't even be out but the animals didn't they're not rescues i some of those some of the whales and some of the dolphins are they're rescued nah i think sea world went and got some and then they

like procreated at SeaWorld and now there's like fish that have never been born free it's like slavery honestly

now Marie now you're a mess you're a mess what I mean you know what's slavery the camels in Morocco people getting

camel rides that's wrong I don't believe in camels I don't believe in camels okay you know what else

I don't believe in what pink cocaine what so pink cocaine is something that like originally came up with like like originally came up with like diddy's documents when they first seized stuff at his house the the one direction dude that just died they did the autopsy on him body had pink cocaine in it which is a mix of ready uh-huh meth yes ketamine yes ecstasy done it all at the same time and then he also had crack in his system.

Nah, I'll stop you at the crack. I have never, I have never done crack. That's where you draw the line? I draw the line at crack. You so meth cool. I make too much money

to do crack. Sydney has money to do it. And I'll stand on it. I'll stand on it. Crack, I thought crack was for poor people. We doing crack and cocaine? Well, I don't,

you know, I don't want to speak ill of the dead or whatever, but like, you know, it's just, this is a bad time to do drugs. I'm going to,

I'm going to put it out there. It's a blanket statement. but it's just I at the time that I was partying I knew I didn't know

that many people that were ODing that were like you know stuff was laced everything was pure everything was you were getting

the best of the best when the meth was pure yeah when the meth that should be the title of the episode when the meth was pure the sponsor of this episode today

is organic farm to table vegan meth I need that by SeaWorld. It's been made and produced by one of the whales. But yeah, when you were doing drugs, the drugs was pure. Yeah, I never had to worry about taking somebody's, you know, we had to worry about taking somebody's drink. But you don't have to worry about somebody giving you some powdery stuff and you'd be like, damn, I might die tonight. It's like, the stuff is so good, you thought you died and came back.

and now you're a born-again Christian. I've had ecstasy that good, but never, like, we're dying. So I think no matter what people put on the twist or the names of the drugs, whatever, I don't recommend. I don't think everybody should just, it's time to bow out gracefully.

We can't do it. Of drugs? Yeah. Yeah, I think weed is probably okay, maybe edibles or whatever. Well, weed is cool because I can see what I'm smoking, right? Yeah.

I'm like, what's this? I see what I'm smoking, but yeah. Well, you didn't grow it. I didn't grow it, but I see a leaf. It's not drizzled with meth. It doesn't have ketamine jizz on it. Honestly, now you're giving people ideas. They're like, oh, I never even thought about a little bit of melted ketamine sprinkled into it.

People who smoke weed are not the same people, necessarily, who are doing all these other drugs. Now, I'm going to stop you right freaking there. Oh, stop me. And I'm going to brunch a whole bunch of people. The people who smoke weed, who vape, who smoke cigarettes, they think that they're better than people who do hard drugs. And the way y'all act when you don't have your weed, your cigarettes, or your vape, you might as well say it's crack.

I don't think that you can lump in weed with vape smokers. Vape smokers are addicts. And vape smokers are addicts. What do you think some weed people are? Some weed people are. They wake up, smoke, go down and sleep, smoke, eat food, smoke. They're smoking at least eight to ten times a day. Oh, I don't know about eight to ten.

Me personally. But I will say I've gone to get food and been like, oh, let's get dessert. Oh, let's smoke before dessert gets here. Because I know when I come back, I'm going to be, oh, what is this decadent? What kind of ricotta cheese is this? That's for the experience. like he had all of these different drugs that make you hallucinate in different ways he didn't even know d he thought i don't know i guess i could fly or i guess none of this is real

or whatever whatever and you know he happened to die like he literally fell off a balcony that's crazy that's so that's so liam right yeah that sucks that i mean the thing is is that you you just never know when doing drugs and i i hate to be that like elder but i say i say no to it and also it's because i can't partake and i'm sober so it's really i just need everybody to be you know just very conscious and not being able to you know black out i say i say keep doing drugs and i think that we need to change some of the names of these drugs because pink cocaine sounds fun they gotta change the name to something that doesn't black coke like they gotta change it to something that sounds more dangerous yeah pink cocaine is like lisa frank it's a trapper keeper

Yeah, pink cocaine is like Hello Kitty, you know what I mean? Like, cocaine for the whole family. Doing bumps off of Sailor Moon is wild, but also might be fun. It's like pink cocaine is like Valentine's Day coke, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's what it feels like to me. Okay, so we got to do a little prayer circle. Every episode, we put a couple things on the prayer list. What are you trying to pray for this week?

I'm going to pray for my mouth because I be talking too much. and it's time for me to settle down. Yeah, I say too much. I went to a party and I walked right in. Somebody asked me how I was doing.

Girl, I unloaded a clip. You really told them how you were doing? Oh, I said I couldn't wait for somebody to say, how are you? When I hear those three words, girl, I'm revving up.

I'm like, well, I want to. I want to. And another thing. So yeah, put my mouth on the prayer list. what else you gotta put liam's family for you know well he's got a little baby yeah that sucks he's on a prayer list oh you're putting sad stuff on the prayer list yeah i mean you you gotta

one crazy one real one you know you gotta even it out i'm gonna put the club on the prayer list you putting the club on the prayer list that's the club in general people go to the club they're not dancing they're not wearing heels remember that lady with the heels on tiktok yeah this is how you and she had them little pilgrim shoes on yes she had the woody woodpecker she had all those dutch clubs she did but yeah i just i feel like in the same way that like the drugs used to be pure maybe that's why clubs used to be another reason why clubs used to be different is because like people were all in there just having a good time and now people just want to look like they're having a good time and it's like they're posting and shooting on these these videos to show people

where they're at, but it's like, but you're not having a good time here. We might have to shut the club down. You're putting on a prayer list, but we might have to

just not pray for it and it just completely, it's out the game. The club is canceled. Well, because the people suck and that's just what it is. You know, the vibe's not immaculate anymore.

Anything else on the prayer list? Marie, do we put oxales on the list? Let's just put men, the male species in general on the prayer list. Put them on the list. Y'all need rehabilitation.

y'all need the lord y'all need a psychic y'all need a maid somebody to clean your house after you have somebody leave it because girl this I'm like wow what a like because you know in my heart of hearts I feel like that's how I'm going to meet my person just randomly out and about on the street of a story that I tell people that they're like girl he got you that's crazy or oh my god you You just, you crashed into somebody chasing your AirPod down the street. So when I met him, the way it happened and the way it felt, it was like, this might be the one. And then I saw the condom in the trash and I said, I'm the number two person to be in here today. You don't even know, sis.

You could have been number three on the call sheet. I didn't want to say that, but that's a mess. Okay. I could have been number three on the call sheet and that's crazy. Okay. Anyway, I'm going to wait to see if he messages me. Should I say something to him? I don't know.

People in the booth? We got to ask the people. We got to ask the people. But by the time this comes out, I'm already going to have done what I'm going to do. Yeah. All right. So here I have, let's get into our messages. Okay.

I have one. My dad's friend is recently divorced. Am I messy for wanting to date him? He's about 30 years older than me, but trust, I'm grown. My dad's friend? Mm-hmm. About 30 years older than me. You know she's lying.

He's at least 36 to 40 years older. I mean, what's the rest of the information? What does he look like? Where does he work? How close is he to the dad? She didn't say nothing. How old is she? I mean, a lot of those things,

I think we should be talking about like that, and then I can make an educated answer about this. When you send us your messages, please give us the who, what, when, where, why. Yeah, we're going to need that, because I can't, well, I think it's messy to date someone's dad. I mean, some of y'all be having some fun as dads. This is true.

There was like this viral sound where people are showing how their dad used to look and now what they look like now. And I'm like, yo, I didn't know they make dads like that. They don't make them like that anymore. I was like, ain't no good in sight. They got, you know, good skin. His lips are full. As we said before, that's when the drugs was pure.

Your dad looks crazy because he's full of pink cocaine in 2024. It's something about the Molly just makes your dad look like he does leg day every day. Yeah, the Molly got too much sodium in it. He's bloated. I think messy dating your friend's dad, always. I don't care. I don't care if he's got money, if, you know, your friend is okay with it. Because, like, your friend is not going to be okay with it.

So, if I wanted to date Samuel, you have a problem? Girl. If you wanted to date Samuel, first of all, a cheap Asian man. That's my type, girl. An old cheap Asian man. Girl, please. Hello. He's going to bring the Bible out every day.

He's going to be like, hello, you all gay. No, he's going to be like, thank God you're not gay anymore. He's going to say, how are you gay? Okay. which one you which one you have um okay so my mom is mad i'm not married yet and is taking it out on my fiance let me explain my fiance and i have been together for 10 years engaged for one and have our wedding date set for sometime next year okay vague okay recently it was national daughter day and on facebook she posted about my brother's wife and me but when national sunday

came a week later she only posted about my brother but not my fiance girl mind you my fiance is very involved with my parents always helping them when he can and checking in I understand if he hasn't proposed but we are engaged in getting married what do I do about my messy mom I think you got to move the date up sis move the wedding to today oh no I think it's like we're in the age where you got to put a boundary between the parents so you got to tell them hey mom I love you down but you whatever you feel you got to put it in a journal I'm grown like it's I'm doing what I want with my punkash and my heart and it don't really have nothing to do with you until that person you know either beats me or tries to kill me then I need you to get involved but other than that it's like

this is the person I want to be with it doesn't matter when we you know get married or not I want to be with this person I support this no you got to be on board I hear what you're saying but it Since that they've been together for 10 years and engaged for one, it sounds like you need to talk to your mom about why she don't like him. Because why doesn't she like him? He's been around for 11 years. Well, that's the problem is that, you know what it is? It's like everybody's in such a rush and they're just like, he doesn't know.

He doesn't know yet. But I think, now I think it makes more sense to wait it out because you don't even know who somebody is until after like three, four years. 10 years, I know you. I know what your farts smell like. I know what your toes look like. I know what your nose hair length is. I know you at 10 years.

We're on the heiress tour. We're on the heiress tour. People change. There's heiress of people. And you have to, there's the like, I'm a bum. I got to get my life together. And then it's like, ooh, now I'm resurrected. I'm doing better.

I'm going in the gym. I got a better job. And then it's like, ooh, wow, I'm going through this weird transition, midlife crisis. Like, there's so many different times where people are changing. And you got to go through all of it before you can say, hey, I want to settle down with that. I don't know

if this is really all that messy National Sunday National Daughter Day those are not real holidays babe so I don't really think that your mom

was being messy you know she's probably a woman of a particular age she probably forgot about him that's a lie mom you think

that they forget but yo they're intentional with their shade they'll let you know they'll put something in all caps so you know

yeah but it'll be like months later you'll be like wait what yeah my mom and my sister are in a little tiff right now um because why apparently this time last year when my sister was looking for a job her my mom and like the church were praying for my sister to get a job and my sister was like yeah when i get a job you know i'll i'll donate my first check to the church or whatever she said you know you know you know how people be talking

and my sister got this new job and my mom was like well where's the check and my sister was like whoa and she was like you know i'll give him 10 i'll give him some of the next check and my mom is mad that she didn't give her a whole her whole first check well to the church i'm sorry i hate kind of being with your mom but why would she say that why would she tell your mom that i don't know i don't know if she said it or if my mom said it somebody said that the whole check should go to the church i'm so sorry i'm it's so many people in the church giving tithes you don't need my whole check i'm sorry babe why does the pastor not have a job what what is this that's the real question it's like i think pastor such and such needs to get up and go on down sound like he need

to pray for himself to get a job like girl that's what now that's a mess telling the pastor he's like being a pastor is my job and it's like you work one day a week babe like this is true i want to know do pastors like fill out w-2 forms like how does it work like who pays them i feel like separation of churches stay i don't know i don't think that churches pay taxes right do they no she gets taxed on her check and then she's giving it to this man and he's not getting taxed on it that's insane wait should we be pastors oh amen we're gathered here today oh wait no Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Okay.

Oh, let's start a church. That's the name of the podcast. What would it be? The name of the church? Yeah. Something tabernacle. No, you know, I'm so basic. I'll be like, it'd just be called church.

That's it. Church. Church. The church. Where are you guys going? The church. Oh, that could be, that could actually be kind of cute. The church.

The church. By Marie Foster and Sidney Robinson. Okay, we have a last one. or maybe we'll have time for one more but is it messy that my friend never posts me

on her social media especially on my birthday I brought it up to her and she kind of gave me social media isn't real but it's real whenever her daughter or her other friends

have something going on am I being weird what should I do I need to see a picture of both of the friends shut the fuck up I need to see a photo of both of the girls

and I need throw the daughter in there for good measure I need to see what everybody looks like you know I'm a Libra I'm a visual person what is wrong

But social media isn't real. It is. It's real enough to, like, pay a lot of people's bills. It's a billion-dollar industry, but go outside, you know? Maybe you'll meet a man who buys you food and is a hoe, you know? I don't know. Like, go outside and do something else. Yeah, I guess, like, I think after, well, also I need to know, like,

how many followers your friend has. You know she got, like, 78. Yeah, like, or, you know, is she an influencer? because then like her page might be a business page and then like if you're not a friend that's in her you know business then it's like I have friends that are not in comedy I don't post them because it's like I don't know who's following me these random people people tell me all the time oh one of your follows hit me up and it's like you post your kids you don't want me you don't want to deal with the random people that are into what I'm talking about so I'm trying to protect

you. That's what I'm saying. Wow. A public service announcement from Cindy Washington. Also, your eyebrows look crazy. So it's like, you know, it's like, nix your eyebrows maybe I'll put you on my page. I don't know. I don't know what to say. I barely want to post myself. I barely want to post me.

So I think, you know, you have to I don't know, if you talk to your friend I think the friend should kind of at least be open to, well, let me figure out, let me put you in a dump or something like that. Yeah, throw your friend in the dump. What's wrong with that? Throw your friend in the dump. There we go.

There you go. That's the solution to your mess, friend. Throw your friend in the dump. In the dump. Or maybe the stories. I think the stories is easy because it saves you 24 hours. You know, it's just 24 hours. And it doesn't even really need to be the full 24.

You can quietly delete it after. Quietly delete it. Yeah. Or you just post a story and just send it to them and make it look like you posted it to your stories. But you really just sent them. No, because I'm going to go to your thing and be like, oh, let me see what else you posted. And I'm not there. Oh.

Girl. Okay, good. I'm glad that you're on this. Because I would have got somebody caught up. Caught out there. I hate you so much right now. Wow, this was great. Another successful messy moment with Marie and Sid.

The most successful messy moment of Marie and Sid. I really, really enjoyed this. Yeah, don't forget to come see us live. We'll have some dates with you guys very soon. They should be up right now. Yeah. By the time this is up. I mean, we're pretty much, we're on tour now.

Besa Cali. So, yeah, make sure you send us your messages. And, you know, be really specific. You know, write us a story. Start us out with something. Yeah, you guys have sent us photos before. Don't be afraid to attach a little, you know, something in the attachment. Yeah, we love attachment.

I love a read more. I love a receipt. We actually have a number for you to call if you want to leave us a message. Call us. Call us with your mess. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Call us. Call me now.

Call me now. Yeah, I want you, listen, put your best sexy Luther Vandross voice on for us. Because, you know, we should play these messages. We will play these messages. The number that you can call with your messages is 763-280-6588. Again, that's 763-280-6588. Ooh, I can't wait to hear your gorgeous voices. Can't wait for mess.

With mess. Bye. Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Faustin is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast. Created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Faustin. Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Han Sani. Super produced by Becca Ramos.

Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like your messages read on air, please email us at messthepodcast at gmail.com or call for your messages to be played at 763-280-6588. We'll be right back.