MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - MESSages Catch Up!

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie do a full episode of you all's MESSages! If you called in -- you're in luck because those calls are finally on air ;). Listen to see if you made the cut!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess have you had somebody like grab like a good grab on the butt yeah girl you be like you make it feel so big whoa i couldn't believe i had all that back all that ass in these jeans lol wow thank you for your mess so you got a great butt oh really yes thank you you don't think that uh you got a great butt becca grease guys that i don't know in the in the suits no they're like no I heard somebody go, mm-hmm. No, you know, after, you know, I've stopped.

I haven't been participating in a hard 75 in many months. Sure. And it's going down, down, down, down, down, down. Yeah, but the foundation is strong. Yeah, the foundation is strong. But I just need to figure out a way to get it going again. To work out. I think we just gotta join gyms

start taking classes I was gonna sign up for class pass but I went on their Instagram and all the comments were about people being like the customer service is trash I cancelled my subscription and I lost all my passes and da da da da da da

and I was like whoop that'll do it that'll do it listen I love reading a review I love reading a review or a comment I wanna trust I sometimes I want to trust the reviews but then it makes me I don't know what something about my brain makes me want to check this person out and now I gotta see like what their day-to-day is like what you're talking about some of the people who are reviewing are insane sure yes table yeah and

they're just they can't be pleased sure but like I like reviews for like clothes I like reviews for shows and or movies um you know what I mean like if I'm trying to figure out if something's gonna fit me I'll read the reviews and see like five four hundred and blank pounds and I'll be like okay it's gonna fit me right you know what I mean but also I just want to say Marie you have all-purpose body you could look good in anything that's a lie baggy tight baggy yes kooky um stylish

mitchmatch like you you could do it all you're my you're my Tiana Taylor oh wow you're my um who's another stylish

girl um that I like no stylist uh that takes risks Solange Tracee Ellis Ross

yes yep um I feel like these are the girls Rihanna those are like my those are my fashion um

icons um inspo's they do whatever they want and it's just like that's what it's about But sometimes when you do it, when you do whatever you want, one, you know you're not going to see somebody in the same fit. Yeah.

Right? Because you did stripes and polka dots with a plaid blazer. Like, what? Yes. And then, yeah, sometimes you put something together and you're like, okay, this looks kind of weird, but that's just what I'm on today. And then people see you in that and then it inspires them to do something similar. So take a risk today, guys. Yeah, I'm going to be a fashion girly, like, on socials in 2026.

I honestly, it's like, you just got to do it. Yes. The clothes that I, hey, every time I'm like, I want to put a turtleneck on, I have to stop myself. Why? Because it's like, sometimes I just play it safe and a turtleneck is safe. You could like dress it up, dress it down. But it's like, get the big chunky sweater, get the crazy graphic of a band. You have no idea what their music is, but you're like, I like the words.

I like the script, the font. Yeah, I was, I overheard something the other day. Somebody was asking some like young Gen Z girl or something, if she knew who Nirvana was. And she was like, yeah, the clothing brand. That's gotta hurt. I mean, I know them from their clothes too. And they're like one song, but like.

What's the song? That one. And I know that song because of Alzo. Like, I also used to play that song at Grits and Biscuits every time. Oh, at the party. At the parties. And I was like, yo, this song slaps. It does.

But I, you know, I didn't know nothing about Nirvana before that. There's some white bops that you're like, we need it everywhere. Classic white bops. Let's go. What's it? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. I'm making my way downtown. Classic white bop.

I need that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, uh. I get the rumor started. Oh, Lindsay Lohan. Rumor. That's a classic white bop. That's a good white bop.

I love that song. What's the wake me up inside? Wake me up. Classic white bop. I love that. Ball with the ball, the bang, the bang, the bang, the bang. Classic white bop.

My name is Kid. Well, we all do rock now. Okay, we don't, obviously we do not stand with Kid. We do not stand with Kid, but we ball with the ball, the bang, the bang. Yeah, we have to.

And then also, I've become so numb So numb Plastic white pop I like that Yeah Yeah, there's songs that you can And I love when

Someone is able to take a white bop But then have like a new age Like hip hop On it Yeah That always works For me Yeah

For moi I feel like Britney Spears gave us A lot of really good Some good things What'd she do for us? Baby One More Time i was listening to crazy the other day you drive me crazy i said and she was like that was the the easter egg of because she's crazy you saying well no no no like everything drove her crazy

the industry she's a victim free britney well she's free and i feel like maybe put her back in full. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, put Britney back. Put Britney back. Free Britney, but like, free her from the shackles of her social media. She don't need to be able to post. But that's a lot of people. It's not just her. She's not alone

on that. Yeah, but Britney is too famous internationally to be in her underwear at the house with the knives and the weird angle. Like, we need to free her from this angle of shooting her content. The angle is crazy. It's crazy. I'm not mad at the knives, but it's the

it's the smeared mascara eyeliner situation and the knives and the dancing and the angle. You can't have all of those things. If you're waving the knives, it's got to be straight on. Close. Straight on. Straight.

Yeah. Yeah. Or .5. .5 with the knives. I feel like she's hitting us .5 and the angle is this and she got her panties on. Like, what is happening, Ms. Spears?

Well, people have their panties on in the videos. You and your house. This is different. I'm not, but also I'm not doing that. I'm not putting my panties on and jumping on a 0.5 video with a fork, a spork, nothing. But also, you know, people not checking for me anyway, so. What you talking about? People, they're always checking for you and there's a check for you waiting right now, sis.

Right fucking now. Yeah. Every day I'm like, yeah, you know what? People should know my perspective. I should get out there and I should do it. I should put myself out. I should take a risk. And then sometimes I say things

in conversations with friends and they make faces where I'm like, yeah, I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Take a risk. Yeah, I'm ready. You can't let a face throw you off your game, Sid.

A face will throw me off. Have you ever seen someone say something and then everybody's like, hmm, just turn. Just do the whole, just 45 degree angle. Like, I did not hear that.

There's a meme. It's like all the black girls, Meg, Beyonce, Rihanna, and they're all kind of just like, we'll find it we'll find it for the dome yes

um Sydney yes should we talk should we listen to some messages yes let's get our messages

on yeah yeah yeah let's listen to the first one see what it's talking about hi Sydney and Marie Sydney here from Houston we love you guys okay so

is this mess or just living so I was talking to this dude he put in my DMs and like first thing he said was like you're gorgeous I would love to take you out to this Christmas bar that we have in town and I was like okay cool like we hit it off and we started

having great conversation or whatever we went out on our first date had a great time and everything was going well and in the midst of us having conversation on this date mind you he's from out of town he is from new york and um i'm born and raised here in houston and he's been out here for about like six months and so like while we're on the date he's like oh yeah you know y'all women out here are so different but there's some beautiful women out here i was like yeah i mean we are really

diverse we're a melting pot yeah yeah he's like yeah i was talking to this one girl um we went like a couple weeks ago she was man she was fun and he kind of like gazed off and i'm just like so he's like yeah um she was fine um we hit it off we had a great time he was like i was like oh okay and then he was like yeah and then after the date i didn't hear back from him so i don't know i guess that's it and i just looked at him is it mess to be talking about other dates or other people you've been with on a date i was cringed out and i haven't like reached out to him since because I'm just like over it. Is it just living?

Because we're not anything, obviously. But I just thought that was kind of rude. I know you're talking to other people. So am I. But I'm not going to talk about it in front of you. And then to just sexualize her in the sense of like, oh, yeah, she was fine. And kind of like dazing.

It was weird. So is it mess? Or am I chirping? Is he just living? And I just need to live more? I don't know. Love you guys so much. Aw.

Sydney. Mess. Mess. But I'm living for your mess. I mean, listen, I think we've all had a moment in a date where you mentioned somebody or something that you, oh, I used to or that or I know this person. But to be like, damn, they was fine. To be staring off in the distance like, mm-mm. It almost was like he was thinking like, damn, I should hit her up.

Yeah. Or I can't believe she never responded to my last text. I wonder why she blocked me. Sorry, Bobby's gazing off. That's what he was like, mm-mm. I should text her after this date. That's what it's given. Yeah, I don't think that

that's something you should be talking about. Especially on a first date. No. Not that way. As fine as I look, you should just be talking about how fine I look. Boom. Period.

But also, like, it's implied that we're talking to other people. This is the very first date that we've been on. But you don't need to be in my face talking about it. Mess.

Mess. Rude. Very rude. I don't like it. Also, I would have been like, okay, so let me see a picture. What's she look like? I always want

To see the visuals. I'll be like, oh, okay. Well, what does she look like? Let me see. Let me see your phone. And then I'm looking at it like, oh, yeah, no, she cute. Okay. No, but if he did leave it and she was like, I'll be like, I'll be like, yo, I'm sliding in.

What's her Instagram? He just had, but also if I say, can I see a picture of what she looks like? And you pull it up quick, that means it's top. You were just looking at it. You were just looking at it. You must have just sent it to somebody in another group chat. He was probably like, saw a picture of me. He's like, how can I bring this up in a conversation today?

this is at top of your mind huh on my date with you marie what if it's you what what if the what if the guy is talking about you imagine i was just in houston you were i didn't go on any dates though while i was there but maybe it's from when you were in new york oh because he is from new york in new york hungry jungle where dreams are made of anyway next um let's see what the next mess is yeah hi marie and sydney first time caller love it you guys are back i have some mess for you it's family mess my husband has a half siblings they all share the same dad and so when we all get together for the holidays. We have a great time, no issues. But their mom is always trying to insinuate herself into our holidays. She's always trying to pop up uninvited. They'll

come to our house. Everything's great. And then they'll be like, hey, can't we mom home? Can we bring her? We don't want to be monsters and say no, because it can't be like, well, so-and-so said you're not welcome. Even though she totally isn't, she shows up and it's just so stressful because it's like, we want to talk, we want to gossip, we want to hang out, but we can't because she's always there and just sitting there listening to all of our stories. And it's just no fun. And then when we go visit them, it's kind of the same thing. We're all kind of tiptoeing around and nobody wants to be like, hey, you don't need to be here. But what do you do when it's like not your family? I mean, she even tried to get my kids to call her grandma and she's not. She is

their mom not my kid's grandma what do you do like how do you have good holidays without having someone who was not invited just show up and just be there at all your things anyway hope you can help me bye I would say she can't come I would say she can't come if nobody wants her there why is she there who is the person that's like advocating for her I just want you to know the holidays is about being with some people that you don't want to be with that's just that's just what it is that's what it is that's what it is that's what it used to know that's what it still is because everybody feels because it's family regardless of like the like i don't know the the degrees of family they're just like well this is the time we should be hanging out i'm i'm an

extension of the family i'm popping in well where are her kids that's a good question are they are the her kids there too i guess because it's the they're they're related through the dad right so it's another mom on their side no I don't like it I don't think I think the holidays

used to be for suffering through with your family that you were estranged with or blah blah blah but I think now more than ever

people cutting family off that don't serve them cut them off cut them off snip snip snip hey babe you know

uh like wrap a plate up for her and drop it off hey you know happy happy Honda days

sorry you couldn't come like yeah Wrap a blade and bring it to her. But I don't think she needs to be there. Merry Kwanzaa, sis. Here's some candles and some stuff in. But we're going to meet you outside.

Hi. Or you guys got to keep inviting her and then start gossiping in front of her. Like, who is she going to tell? Yeah. You know, the good thing is about gossiping, when you do it so well that it makes somebody uncomfortable, they'll get up. They'll leave. It's weird.

Because you guys are not telling. Yeah. When they're like, you ever, me and you be talking, right? and somebody's near us and we're not inviting, they're like, hey, I want to get in. You're like, but this is not for you. That's what they got to do. They just have to talk to themselves and not involve her.

But she's still going to be sitting there? You think she's going to leave? Yeah. Gossip makes people uncomfortable. Yeah. Gossip, it's obvious that they don't want no parts of you in it. Well, I mean, speak in code. How about that?

Gossip in code. Don't say anybody's name. Don't you? And we do this a lot. We'll be at a dinner or whatnot, and we'll be texting each other yep we'd be right i just if everybody's at the table just in invisible ink make it weird yes let okay then boom let the let the mom come but text the whole time she's sitting there i can't believe you know what i heard about

but also they didn't explain why they don't like her or like why they don't want her it just sounds like she's like a weird energy to have around so i say either bring her a plate and she stays away or let her come but gossip in front of her in code maybe everybody maybe we should what i was gonna say maybe you know get her a little bit high like oh maybe she'll be cool if she's high marie that's your i think you're that's your answers to a lot of problems yes let's get high Weed pairs well with life, food, sex, shopping. Have you ever been high at Trader Joe's? A whole new world.

I'm at Trader Joe's like, what is this? Orange chicken? I'm reading the little card. It's like telling you how to put, what recipes to do. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to do that when I get home. I don't, but yeah. Okay, so this mom that isn't your mom just might need to get a little high. I think most moms need to be like that.

Everybody got to do a little bit of weed or some edibles, start smoking in front of her. Put it in the drink. Maybe she doesn't want to smoke. Maybe, you know, put a couple drops. Well, that's drugging her. Drug your mother-in-law. I bet you like her more.

Or get her drunk. Can we just get her drunk? No, because some people who are weird, they get weirder or they get mean. Do you know some mean drunks? that all of a sudden they just like they're yelling

they take everything they're defensive they run in they mouth then the white is on the side of they mouth they're like ah you're foaming

off a sangria though damn okay I don't know about drugging her then but what's a drug that makes people happy

ashwagandha put some ashwagandha in the stuffing babe I bet you should be in a happier life you know what yes ashwagandha

in the mashed potatoes That's going to be the one thing she doesn't eat? No, I don't like that. No, I don't like potatoes. I'm not doing... Is that a starch? Yeah, I'm on a keto diet. I'm keto.

Well, then, babe, why are you here? Is keto just meat or plants? Yeah, put it in the burr. You got to rub it on the breast. High fat, low carb. It's a mess that y'all can't enjoy your holidays, but mom is just living I'm not gonna lie

yeah mom is doing what she wants and that's usually I don't know how old this mom is but it seems like she's not catching the hints

or she's not self aware she's probably lonely what you need to do okay boom scratch everything I said okay invite a nice older man

to the thing and then make them sit by each other and reminisce about the good old days when milk cost 12 cents or whatever the hell

bitch it's not the golden bachelor I don't want to see that in real life I would rather real life golden bachelorette than be whispering in the corner and now we can't really talk about what we want to talk about.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Old people are horny. Yeah, they are. She probably hasn't had some in a while. So you're saying mom is damp and she's ready for somebody to stop it up. Oh, I was going to say mom is dry,

but yeah, maybe she's damp. And she's a mess. so sis i i provided a couple different options maybe you can combine some i think so do a little mix and match yeah ashwagandha and an old guy put the mom on you have you ever hooked up on ashwagandha no okay i i mean either so i'm i'm living through you friend i'm just waiting i have like a a vitamin like a multivitamin it's called no worries it got ashwagandha in it i I wonder where that stuff is. Mess.

Okay, next. Hey, Marie. Hey, Sydney. This is one of your beige fanatics and followers from the Seattle area. Sydney loved your show in Seattle a couple months ago. I wanted to send you a message about something my husband and I witnessed in February of this year when we were in London. And I want your opinion on whether these guys that I'm going to tell you about are mess or just living with what I believe to be a very incorrect opinion.

So we traveled there for a two-week vacation shortly after the Super Bowl here in the States. And we're out for dinner, and there's this group of four or five English men talking about the Super Bowl performance with Kendrick Lamar. and hopefully I can make you giggle but this is what the guys were saying hey bro hey Kendrick Lamar he just doesn't have a strong stage presence

he just doesn't have a strong stage presence brother I prefer 50 Cent 50 Cent is a superior rapper Kendrick Lamar just has nothing on 50 Cent that's it my husband and I are locking eyes trying not to crack up

at how wrong these guys are and I just want to hear your commentary. Run with it, ladies. First of all, I love the accent. Brother. Brother. Fitty. It's fitty.

Is it fitty? Or fitty? I say fitty. Well, how do you say it with the bruv? With the accent? The bloke. Fitty. I don't know.

I can only say fitty. Well, you have to be ready when you go there. I want an accent when you come back, bitch. I'll have the accent, but I'm still going to say fitty. Okay. Scent. I

okay I I'm just gonna put it out there go ahead the people are saying that 50 Cent is a really great performer they've

like there was a videos of TikToks of him performing when he was in Vegas oh my gosh that's his whole

yeah but you know he's using the whole stage he's got hits many hits he's got collabs hits and the people were

here for it there was actually people who review concerts and they said 50 cent is one of the best what performances they've seen what in a long time that's saying a lot yes because i feel like most rap male rap performances are kind of bland and pretty boring pretty boring they have to have a whole bunch of like fire in the back i need smoke girls dancing i need morgan freeman or Who was it? Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson, yeah. So, they're saying that 50 Cent has that?

I think Kendrick, I really enjoyed Kendrick's Super Bowl performance. But, yeah, the people who don't get him or not for him were like, I was bored. Why are British people watching the Super Bowl? That was your question? Yeah, what's that about? It's not like a rugby bowl or a football. There's not like a World Cup match or something that you could be watching instead? interesting yeah i'm not to be honest i don't really care about like men performing jk this

is true no not jk i'm i'm dead ass but uh i mean people are complaining about usher's performance he was on skate he got all of the claps he's got a band he's in a fur he people were like yeah not enough honestly let's just meanwhile hootie and the blowfish is in a in a regular great tea and a guitar and they're like oh my god that was explosive when did hootie and the blowfish do the super bowl or was it tom petty oh was it tom petty it's always somebody because you know what it is they'll give us they'll give us like they'll give us like two black acts in a row and then they'll be like we gotta go all the way back to the basics yeah maybe it was probably time, Betty. You're sitting up there like...

Was it Aerosmith, Guns N' Roses? Who was it? Probably. I don't know. All of that sounds right to me. Yeah. It sounds like all of them. It was some guys with an electric guitar and regular tees and stringy bangs just...

And a hat. And a hat performing. Yeah. Beck, are you looking? Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize. That was aggressive. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love, you know, I don't watch the Super Bowl, per se, for football. We watch for the halftime show.

For the halftime show. Okay, so in recent memory or recent times, who do you think has had good halftime performances? I feel like recently it's Rihanna. Lady Gaga jumped off the top of the thing. Wasn't Katy Perry flying? Katy Perry also. She had the shark with the fin.

J-Lo and Shakira, you know. Right, let's get loud. My hips don't lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beyonce did it twice Yes she did She did it solo And then she did it

With Bruno Mars She did Yeah But I actually think her Like the best performance I loved Was when she did it Like for Christmas

For Cowboy Carter Oh I enjoyed that That was good That was really good Yeah Yeah I don't know Didn't Prince do it

Yeah But like he did it A long time ago Yeah I feel like Michael Jackson Yeah Prince

Madonna I want to say Madonna Didn't she fall Did she fall? She slipped. I think she slipped a little bit. Damn. Yeah, I just want to be honest.

Every time I've gone to a Super Bowl party and I watch the halftime, I'm like, ah! And then I was wasted. Well, I mean, then I go home and I'll watch it again. I'm like, I'm watching the job, but I need to see it,

really study it. I'm just like, what do people want? What do they expect? These people are paying for their own performance. They have to pay to perform at the Super Bowl. anyway y'all learning duo lingo like learning spanish for bad for bad bonnie

listen he is gonna tear that up and i won't understand anything that's going on but i will be glued he is such an amazing performer i feel like he'll be entertaining he's gonna be so good the visuals are gonna hit he i think he's fun and he doesn't take himself too seriously you know but boricua boricua puerto rico i'm sure there's gonna be many dancers on there i'm sure we're gonna see his abs or nipples does he have abs okay he does have abs i mean i don't know his calvin time girl oh baboni baboni yes okay itoro itoro abs itoro yeah i can't wait to see okay um all right wait so did we answer the question i don't know but that's your fault for asking about um a performance the superbowl we're that's not really in my you know we'll have

all right let's get to the next message let's see hey sit in marie i love the pod calling in with some friend slash crush one of my friends and I recently disclosed to each other that we were bisexual

and I have had a crush on her for a while and so it's new information for both of us but recently I saw her and there's an age

difference between us. Five years. I'm five years older. And she asked me how old my younger sibling is and I said, oh, she's five years younger like you. You're my little sister. And I immediately

regretted saying it. I don't know why I said that because it gave awful vibes. So So now I'm trying to figure out a way to come back from that so that I'm not giving big sister energy. Just saying that is giving me the creeps. Anyways, love listening to the pod and hope you guys are having a great weekend. Thanks.

Okay, Sydney, I'm going to give this to you. Why are you passing the football to me? I'm going to throw it to you because, you know, like, what's something you like for women to say or, like, do or, like, what's something that's, like, kind of, like, sexy when women do it? Hey, first of all, why are you having a crush on your friend? Stop being nasty. Y'all are nasty. Y'all can't just have platonic relationships. You nasty, girl.

You nasty. You nasty, girl. You nasty. Now, listen, I said I would marry my friends, but I would not hook up with my friends. That's different. Girl, that's worse. It's not. it's a partnership it's a business girl we already married we just not on paper hey hey hey hey tell

your secretary to hit me up okay so um yo you know what i want i like read in a like a reddit thread or something like that years ago when we did unofficial expert they're like people were like i don't like how sydney is always pushing up on marie it's clear she's not gay she needs to stop she's a predator i was like i'm a predator sydney i have to i will find it and i was like predator that's crazy that how dare you thank you for seeing me that is girl everything is in jest it is everything's in jest and again this is this is my sister okay your little sister i'm trying to get it back to the voicemail sis okay sorry don't just like don't have a crush on your on your friend like how how new is this friendship

because it feels like maybe it's new and now it's like oh but i we're friends but like i actually like you because the more you know a friend the less you're gonna like them because then you're gonna see the you're like oh that's that's who you be dating that's what that's what's been inside of you that's what's been inside you is crazy i've never said that about you but there's there's a lot of friends that i'm like honestly sometimes i'll see an ex and be like that was inside of me yes so but if you know this is like a newer friendship and you don't care about if y'all still gonna be friends um you know i would be like you know you know how i said you're like a little sister nah my little sister wouldn't be as fine as you oh that's how you saved it

yeah you're my little sister my sexy little sister yeah i think you just have to re you have to reintroduce the fact that she's like you're attracted yeah you think she's hot you know is she attracted to you like because you guys both just came out as bisexual like was it like should we should we yeah and that's the thing and that because that's also a thing that's weird it's like when somebody says that they're gay or like bisexual then people be like oh so that mean that you might want me no babe you were never you were never going to be the one you're never in the running to be america's next top girlfriend never it was never it was never that serious and so yeah she might have said that she's bisexual but

she's not looking at you she's confiding in you like hey yeah five years a five-year age difference is not that big it's not it's actually quite small it's quite small girl that's hot if you don't come back with this accent sick i want you to talk to me in the accent for at least 10 minute well he says free he says free i'm like free so i'm trying to get him to say words that have the word three in it as much as possible he's like a threesome i'm like i love that a threesome a threesome i'm screaming so yeah just uh just just bring it back to let her know like like she's hot i think you're hot i think you're maybe that's what you just gotta say next time you see her just wow yeah you'll be like what I think you're really hot yeah my

little sister could never well don't bring the sister back okay okay we already said that let me show you a picture of my actual sister no don't even never say sister again okay ever yeah never say little never say sister it's out yeah okay next time you see her just make very direct eye contact with her and she's gonna be like wait I think you're really hot and she's gonna be like that's hot telling somebody that they're

attractive to their face without breaking our contact if you're cute if you you know if you're not as cute you know

it's scary like a stranger on the street you fine oh no please please no this is me

no no Cindy I love this jacket this coat newly but I'm buying it I'm not

giving it back so thank you I love it Well, come back to us. Let us know how we go. Because now I'm... We're invested.

I'm invested. Yes. Next. Good morning, ladies. This is amazing. Excuse my morning voice. It is 8.10 in the morning. Messes owning your own business and not giving yourself any days off.

Thankful for my business. Thankful for my clients. But Lord, I am ready to outrun. messes smoking a wax-filled blunt to the dome at 7.45 in the morning

until just now and then having to go. People, oh my goodness, I'm on a I don't even know, six-week long, six to seven days

of work and the last two weeks have been three to four Airbnb and residential cleanings because I own a cleaning business and yeah I am exhausted but I'm thankful and I can't tell y'all

enough how much I love Thursdays and Mondays but Thursdays because y'all put out an episode I also am on Patreon and that just makes me excited when

you guys get together and post on there too I hope y'all have had a fabulous week I hope that today is great and I hope that Friday is even more great and the weekend I love y'all

thank you I've downloaded the podcast for today and I cannot wait I cannot wait to listen to it bye ladies excuse the boring voice I haven't talked except for now so thanks for listening yo Marie you were right

weed makes everything better it does make everything better she said she smoked a wax at 7.45am top of the morning and then she literally waited half an hour it seems to then record that and send it to us

yeah I love it girl listen we do overwork ourselves because what we're in america but you won't be able to um you won't be able to like be be happy with like all your work if you're burnt out yeah and exhausted yeah and you work too much where you're like i'm gonna have a breakdown so a break is necessary yeah but i feel like working for yourself especially if it's like a newer business sometimes you're Like, I can't say no to stuff because you feel like it's not going to come back.

You know what I mean? You're like, I just, I got to, I have to say yes to all these things. So I have continued work forever. But like, it's okay to pass on a couple of things or to delay some things or just like hire some help. Hire the help. You don't have to do it all by yourself. You should not. I want to tell everybody, all you independent, strong women.

No. i-n-d-e-n-d-e-n-d-e-n do you know what that means wow i was not spelling it i also was not i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-d-e-n-t do you know what that she got her own house

she got her own car yeah no i we what is this i can do it myself i cannot when people try to yes

open that door i don't even have no bag yeah open it sure when someone try to give me their seat on the train i said

i popped right down Yeah. I don't feel like an old lady, but I'm going to sit down like an older lady. Somebody else do it. And remember when we were like, oh, trying to figure out like shows and things that we want to plan. You're like, I should get somebody to help me. Why am I doing this on my own? It's silly. It really is silly. And I just I've been saying for a little while, like, like, I don't think I'm quite busy enough for an assistant, but I feel like next year I'll be super busy and I'll need an assistant. I was talking to my brand manager about this and she was like, no, Marie, I think you're busy enough for an assistant now. And I was like, I don't think. And she's like, you got a lot going on and you're not really doing any of it. You should get somebody to start doing this stuff for you. so that's it I'm officially

in the market for an assistant for 2026 do it and it can be somebody like part time I don't think I need somebody full time

obviously but all the silly shit that you don't want to do and look at emails like all that like it's just simply like I need somebody to go through my emails

clean all my emails out and then respond to the stuff like when I gotta sign stuff contracts things that I need to turn in

like right away like I just I see the stuff I get immediately overwhelmed I need somebody to come do my taxes

yeah so bad cause it's about to be it's about to be tax season of the next year so bad girl

I'm scared I'm scared I think in America we should be allowed one year where we just don't do them people are doing that friend

I know but I'm saying it should be like one year where it's like okay well that was your that was your skip you skipped that year now you gotta do that but what if everybody

just skips on that same year Well, hey, we're already at trillions of dollars in debt. Like, what's another trillion? What's another trillion? What's another trillion dollars worth? Put it on the trillion tab. Yeah, put it on the tab. Come on, for the table.

Oh, listen. Trillion for the table. Yeah. Debt for the table. Come on. Let's go. Yeah, I, it's scary. And just, I got to do all of my, my annual, like I got to go to, I got to go to the doctor,

I got to go to the dentist. Yeah. I got to check my eyes. I got to do all that stuff. I need to renew my insurance oh my god now

before we all lose it do it now and I and I need to get this stuff before 2026 okay girl well let's everybody's telling me

that um a woman yesterday at the show she was like you need to get a colonoscopy or whatever colonoscopy yeah she's like get it

she's like more and more women are getting colon cancer what yes what page is that on girl

you know she took a swig of some tequila and she said You need to check your boo-hole And I said Girl, I don't know you Colonoscopy I don't know you, girl

Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God I don't want to get my colon checked You got to check your colon And the person who were at the show She was like I got mine checked early

And they were able to catch the What? She had some polyps Polyps or whatever I don't know Yeah In the hole Yeah

And they caught it. That's too much. It's so much. I've had to check my breasts, my cooch, my scalp, my feet, my head,

shoulders, knees, and toes. And now I have to test my butt? You always have to test your butt. No. You got to test it. I've never had to test.

I've literally never had to test my butt. Well, now it's time. It's not. She said 45. But, I mean, catch it early. No, girl. I'll catch it late.

You don't want that. Well, I don't want anything. Like, I'm going to just keep taking my zinc and stuff okay zinc zinc and prayer for the booty hole got it listen mom i'm covered my mom is praying for my booty hole every night every night i know she's got she's got hands on it exactly you know what now if i'm not a uh an english citizen can i go to the doctor there

is it should i just just schedule all my appointments the week that i'm in london well didn't like Lacey Mosley have a famous story on Scam Goddess where she like broke her leg in London and she just never paid oh she came back and she was like I'll have free health care and I'll pay for this oh well I'm not paying on breaking anything but I'll go check my butt yeah for the summer or something like check it out girl hey Lacey send me the name of the doctor yes Les and that's not that's not mess that's living honey that's living if you got to check the whole you know on the uk tab do it nah i don't i would like to know what a colonoscopy consists of well i want to get the thing where they i want the colon cleanse what's that called

a laxative no douching no we were supposed to go get it done together water pick no it's not a water pick becca you know uh a colonic a colonic you're supposed to go do that so what's that they just put a tube in your butt full of warm water. Mm-hmm. Flush all your poops out. Yes. Girl, let's go do that.

Yeah. Can we get a colonic on Groupon? Yo, is that a Groupon colonic? Yes. No, we are not. We're not getting on Groupon. City, let's get colonics and then IV drips.

No, and we could do that on the Patreon's dime. We will not be doing a Groupon. You're right. Because I don't want anything to break up in my butt. Yeah, it's in your butt. Oh, the tube broke.

What? I guess it lives there now. No. Now I'm Richard Gere with a hamster in my butt. Stop it. And you know what? On that note.

What? Mass. This has been mass. Yo. Get everything checked. Yes. Every hole. Every crack.

Yes. Cranny. Yes. Do it. Do it now. Do it now. And don't work too much. It's about, you know,

the year's about to end. You got to enjoy something. The fruits of your labor. I like she enjoying that blunt. So, girl. that was a great ad for smoking weed I will say that

smoking weed being high and cleaning your house or cleaning a house honestly is the best way to clean a house I think high with music playing

or listening to this look at that wow okay yeah keep calling us keep calling us keep reviewing us

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