MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Munching in Maldives

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

Marie, Sydnee, and Andrew talk about censorship on the podcast, which stories they've been holding back, Sydnee being too famous, and so much more!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

forever dog whoa hello hello hi guys hey marie i mean let's just get right into this shit because you have been giving me this energy that from yesterday that because we have to address it well because you've been wasting an hour time that's how i feel you've been wasting out first of all hi hi everybody that's listening how y'all doing let's discuss it uh sydney last week we recorded a patreon episode and sydney was like i'm gonna i'm ready to talk i'm gonna i'm ready to talk because i have i haven't been honest with you guys i'm gonna tell you my truths and i was like oh why because you guys don't know but i know everything and it is hot i burn my tongue every time i talk to sydney because everything that she says is hot hot hot and then we get on the

podcast and she's like uh nothing new nothing fun nothing interesting it's just like it feels like the same conversation over and over again but you guys you guys listen to the podcast and i feel like y'all deserve an eat pray hope part two and sydney is refusing to give that to you guys okay first of all um marie the people that you're into or a date are not out in the scene so you you have that they're not out in the scene what do you mean friend no one can guess who you're talking about who cares if they can guess who i'm talking about you that's not that's not why we're That's not why we are where we're our friend. You don't wanna talk about anything because you know the people that you're

talking to listen to the podcast. That's the only reason why you don't talk about it on the pod. Now you're like, well, people can guess. No, it's not about guessing. Who cares? You used to fully post Adrienne's photo and silhouette of her labia on your Instagram. People knew exactly who Adrienne was and

Nobody was like sliding her DMS you but you're like, people can guess who you're talking about what girl by Marie doesn't want to talk about her escapades anymore because it's gotten very serious. It's not no he's in a relationship now. No, no, that is you see, you see how Sydney is still deflecting. I don't want to talk about my escapades because I feel like we're talking in circles. I'm not talking about squirting anymore. You bring up squirting now, not me.

Okay, that's you. So I don't want to talk about me, I don't want to talk about this because it's stale. You still talk about the same stuff and then you bring my business into this. And it's like, well, what's new and exciting, friend? You are horny, niggas is in the house, tired, hungry, stressed, and bored. And you keep bringing up old stuff that I've done and old stuff that you've done. But nothing that you've done in 2020 has made it onto this podcast. Nothing that's happened to you since October 2019.

My God. You've given our devoted fan base saltine cracker stale ass tea and now you're like, were you serious? I just told you I'm about to leave this man. I literally just said I gotta dump him and you're like, you're serious. Whoa, okay. So let's, let's just get down to it. Um, you know, you see, she's hyperventilating.

She's like, this is a lot. Okay. Um, all right. I I've hooked up. I've hooked up after Adrian. I'm putting it on, on the podcast. Thank you for the summer 2019 tea. Marie.

I don't think it's fair. I don't think it's fair that, um, I'm sorry. This is my interjection coming in after weeks of not being present. Yes, Andrew. Captain Save-A-Sid is here. Yes, go ahead. I feel like we sort of like run in circles with this sort of conversation where Sydney feels attacked. I'm not attacked.

No, everything Marie is saying is factual, and I respect everything that she's saying because she's exhausted from, you know, opening her legs wide. she does it for the pod only she went on a whole trip for the stories and so you know what you guys do deserve you deserve me to be as messy boots as marie confidently is so you're right you're absolutely right but there are certain things that marie doesn't reveal and i feel like the fact there could be things that sydney doesn't reveal that no i mean i've been not revealing for a long time andrew let's take a step back there are certain things where we don't reveal what are the things that i'm not revealing that you feel that are making this podcast laugh there i don't

want to say it we've talked i think this is something that happened in maybe like january or february something that happened to me in january or february yes and oh yeah we talked about it and obviously this is like forever ago now but i'm like that would have been really great content obviously you didn't want to talk about it that's fine are you talking about wait hold Are you talking about the threesome? That's what you're talking about? Yes, and we didn't talk about it. That happened in December, because the podcast is not,

this is everything that- Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. Sydney is screaming, but she's still not saying anything, okay? She's screaming, but she's still not saying anything. Andrew, my threesome, really? The one thing that happened that I didn't talk about. Let's list all the things that Sydney's not talking about, all of them. but okay i've hooked up i've hooked up after adrian and um it was great it was it was a good time um i wouldn't say i don't want to say it was a great it was a great time physically but

it would i i have to get out of i want to be in a relationship so bad when it's like no bitch you just need to be by yourself so i should be on a mission to hook up do whatever I need to do, you know, e-pray-ho locally, stay on, like, the home turf and keep it cute and not get wrapped up in people. And that's very hard for me. It's very hard.

It's very hard for me not to, like, have you inside of me and then not be like, okay, we're together forever now. That's not that hard for me, friend. Have you inside of me? Okay. Is it in? My Uber here. Gotta go.

oh my god marie i yeah i i you know i just if i was having sex with men i would just say whatever because i'm like these dudes but when you have sex with women or you hook up with women it's you want to you don't want to just talk about them any kind of way or you don't want to it's not for everybody to know but i will say this this was you know a good thing to do after a breakup or after hooking up for five years with the same person, it definitely was interesting. And

I did not squirt not one time. And now I'm on a mission to do that. This is the summer 2020 of squirting for COVID. Squirting for COVID. Squirting for COVID. I have a question.

I can't squirt. Is squirting the objective? You can't squirt. Every time something comes out is a squirt for you andrew don't do that right but like a like i squirting does that does that not always happen i mean i'm i'm shaking my head but it doesn't always happen not everybody marie said she's not mentioning her for me it doesn't happen it has not happened um i'm wondering if my squirt faucet is just broken it's not it's not on um you gotta bang you maybe you have a screw loose friend you gotta bang that screw

to tighten it and then it'll happen for you maybe i don't know um yeah but apparently i also learned in the you know while hooking up i can't really take it that well it hurts you can't really take what well you need to spell things out for us we don't know what you're talking about i can't take the dick i can't take it it's too much it hurts um so what's the what's the solution then friend what are we talking about i think i just need to have sex more like i need to open it up it just it's not open it's i i might i'm right i just like fingers. That's all I like. That's enough for me. Sounds like you need to be a little bit more like Marie and a

little less like Sydney. Remember when you tried to drag me 16 minutes ago, you were like, Oh, she doesn't open her legs. She's tired. Shut up, Sydney. Close your legs. That's the title. That's the title of the podcast. Close your like single married man. Shout out to Kim Zolciak. Shout out to Dan. And that wiggy, getting wiggy

with it. That crooked wig. That tardy for the party ass wig. Like sis, you made it to the set, but the wig did not. The wig was in the car, sis. The wig was still in the trailer. Does she

still wear wigs? I don't know I think she has enough money to have implants now, so, like hair implants, so. Well, I mean, she's changed her whole face, her whole body, her whole kid's face. She might as well change the hair as well, you know? That I think people need to get it together. You just need to be happy with whatever your child looks like. Stop with the straightening their hair, putting makeup on them.

The tiaras and toddlers thing is out, that's canceled. We've learned that kids can't play dress up. Because niggas don't know how to look at kids as kids. And they're like, oh, she got lipstick on? I think she's ready to fuck. Like, you can't do this to these young girls anymore. You just can't. We have to, none of the dresses, none of that stuff.

Speaking of toddlers and tiaras, I saw a picture of Honey Boo Boo recently. Have y'all seen Honey Boo Boo? She's grown, yeah. You said she's grown, I thought you said she's gross. No, she's grown. she's she's grown okay she's gross i was like andrew you can't be on the episode talking like that now you just got back yeah yes you can you could you would send that that would that's big unofficial expert energy right now she's gross honey boo boo now yeah boo boo now oh and also

look at um honey boo boo's mom now have you seen honey boo boo's mom yes she on mess she's oh honey booboo is cute. Now, right? Oh, you must be looking at a different looking. She she not honey booboo no more. She just booboo. You can't do that. You can't say that to children. Talk about children like that. Oh, that's No, you can't tell me that. you can't drag children i'm not dragging her i'm just saying i saw a picture of her recently and i was oh that's that's what my face did right um okay so sydney thank you for steering us into

honey boo-boo land uh you not you want you want to be back for me you're gonna bring it back to I mean, I just when you joined this call today to do the podcast, what were you expecting to talk about? Me? I was wondering if it's safe to travel now, like if say, for instance, you want to go to L.A. to meet up with somebody to hypothetically say you get flued out. yeah to like hook up hypothetically hypothetically is that okay hypothetically get your ass ate um whoa marie hypothetically okay yeah is that okay or like people doing that nowadays or are they taking the greyhound are they driving are they driving cross country to get their salad tossed i think i think if you're gonna put yourself in in the midst of a bunch of people and you're at

risk of getting sick it makes sense to do it with people who have money to fly um because you're on a flight for less time than you are on a bus and if we on a bus then you everybody got corona the driver got it the bags under the bus got it everybody has corona on the bus but on the plane maybe just one of the flight attendants has it but i feel like hypothetically if you're going and you go in like August or September it should be better by then right Andrew I don't think so it's only getting worse just businesses are opening and I think that like we're just sort of putting a blanket over it and saying it's okay you know yeah I mean people are more and more people are reporting corona in a single day than like the entire month of April

apparently in some places there is just there's just nothing to look forward to there's no happiness like god god damn it like this is just stupid already now i'm now i'm upset not saying i hypothetically was gonna go on a trip to do anything i'm just saying like oh my god there's just nothing to look forward to somebody will will toss your salad for you sometime anytime you want somebody i'm sure will do it regardless of this regardless of the state that you're in well no I don't think so I I have to be aware that like I might not be everybody's type and maybe not everybody wants to be with somebody like me who is pretty much famous uh you know verified my god I gotta go has a has a very well-known podcast that you know I have a

very loud co-host that you know makes me divulge information that i wasn't going to you know what have you what have you divulged in this episode that we didn't already know literally nothing no she hasn't done what what's the one thing that she said andrew that we didn't already know well i think she was like she was alluding to this ass eating trip right oh hold on No, I've never said that. Andrew, Andrew, thank you. Andrew, thank you so much. I've never said that.

Yo, Andrew, thank you so much. I've seen people who are interested in me to not listen to the podcast. It's silly. Well, Sydney, maybe you should stop being famous. Maybe. I've mentioned it more than on numerous occasions. It's like, if you like me, why are you listening to the podcast? It's silly.

I'm going to say stuff that it's problematic. No. They're like, oh, blah, blah, blah. It's like. No. No, that's not true. If you like Sydney, she's not saying anything problematic. She's not saying anything.

If you hate Sydney, she's not saying anything problematic. She's not saying anything. If you don't know who Sydney is, she's not saying anything. That's why you don't know her. Whoa. Marie, take that back. No, I'm not. because you're like, if you listen to the podcast

and you like me, you know I'm going to say some stuff. What stuff, sis? Well, Marie, what would you like me to say more? Make a list of things that you would like me to talk about. Sydney, I want you to talk about the things that you FaceTime me to talk to me about. That's what I want you to talk about.

I want you to talk about the stuff that you, me, and Andrew were talking about before we turn this quick time on. That's what I want you to talk about. And you're like, I don't know what you want me to say. we 17 minutes in and you haven't said a single thing friend you said oh no i'm gonna take that back you said i like someone i like someone i i'm interested in someone she's very nice

and hot and um i think i think we have good chemistry so i'm i'm interested on where this going to go but the main thing on my mind right now is getting your salad tossed i don't care if my salad is tossed i don't i don't want that i'm just saying like i just want to experience a good time with someone i want to andrew said andrew said it is 2020 everybody's doing that now and me and he's like i thought that was not given no i thought maybe in your maybe in your group your circle of peers don't do that you and your colleagues disgusting ass eaters yeah eaters anonymous ass in in during a pandemic is it is it okay no they literally said that it's not okay to eat ass during a pandemic i mean they also said it's they also said it's not okay to

have sex so that yeah so what am i supposed to do they they suggested um glory holes they literally did yeah they like came out and yeah but that doesn't work for straight that doesn't work for women how am i gonna fucking put my labia through a hole it's not long you gotta you gotta through says you gotta thread the needle oh my god pull it through the hole sis so um i mean i don't know if it's the new normal but um i guess it's something that more people are doing or more people are admitting to doing um i feel like choking is something that has been coming up in a lot of conversations yeah yeah that has been in the discussion and i just i don't know with all the current events

everything that's going on. I don't want to be choked. I don't want to be tied up. I don't want no rope, no handcuffs. No, none of that. The cops and slavery have ruined BDSM for me. I don't know, friend, were you doing BDSM before? No, but I'm just saying like, I'm not interested in it at all. I would get, I would, I want to get tied up. I think I'm, that's something that I want to try next well people get spanked i you know i'm okay with that no i'm no oh you said you okay with that oh yeah i think i could get spanked that's new information yeah i mean i have like a i have a good butt my butt's nice to get spanked it's it's pretty cute you don't agree marie marie you don't

like my body i'm not saying anything else talk to me i'm gonna let you i'm gonna let you do a monologue what time is it it's i'm gonna let you do a monologue for 60 seconds i'm gonna put 60 seconds on the clock and i'm gonna let you talk about whatever you feel like talking about we just gonna let you speak hold on let me get to my clock ready sydney are you ready for this yeah ready your time starts now you know i'm in a different point in my life that it's like you know i have to just be more adventurous and i need to get out there and i need to do more things and be less um closed in I'm very open with my heart because I I fall for people um just like here and there but when I fall I fall hard and I I can't get over it so now I just want to get in the point

where I'm dating and having a good time and you know maybe getting double penetrated possibly who knows but um oh I'm excited for whatever's going to happen in the next few months because I deserve it you know I work really hard for everything that I do in my life and I should be getting some fun physically and I wasn't before and I deserve it so that's 55 seconds I think my prayers are going to be answered soon sydney i i'm i'm giving you a hard time but it's only because outside of this zoom and outside of this podcast there's so much happening in your life there's so much like there's so many lols and like moments when you say stuff that we just scream and react to it in the group chat for

several hours and then we get here and you're like i just deserve happiness i deserve joy uh i want to have a good time um i want to be loved it turns out to npr but it's like yo sydney marie for years bitch for years i was just going like diary of the mouth okay i was this was hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on did you say diary of the mouth no um diarrhea of the mouth sorry okay okay diarrhea of the mouth that's the title of the episode diarrhea of the mouth thank you i already have close your legs to married men do you want to but also let's let's add also diarrhea of the mouth as a as an alternate yeah because that's like interesting i'll be like what what is this about you know it's a good it's a clickable moment i agree thank you

um i was i was giving up all the goods and you was not saying anything so what are you talking about i was the tables have turns i was here for comic relief okay also realistically sydney what goods was you giving us before uh if i might interject i think you will and you might go ahead andrew is the referee he's like he's like get a poor foot get a poor foot uh i don't know if you're really creating like a really um healthy environment for sydney to uh reveal these things on the podcast by badgering her about past look at her face because andrew don't even know what he's talking about andrew i talk to sydney every day and every day i understand that every every every day i say this should be on the podcast or sydney says man i can't even talk about this on

the podcast like every single day and then we get here and and people are bored we've been doing this zoom thing for like three months now people are home they're horny they probably got covid they might be home with a raggedy ass kids uh they got a fat cat sitting at their feet you're horny you probably have covid that's right i don't and sydney sydney sits up here and talks in circles and then falls back on well for years i was saying all of my business and it's like but you really weren't you told us about stuff that you used to do you thought it was about stuff that you were doing when you were before you were sober but it's like you know if we're having a conversation then let's have a

conversation i don't i don't have to create a i don't think that i'm creating a hostile environment this is how i talk all the time it's just an environment um but i don't know i'm i just wanted to say up top that sydney said on the patreon she was going to say something and then she said nothing that's that's what this episode started out with and andrew's like no no no no no no no sydney is a good person and marie is an evil person so i'm just calling out okay this is what it is marie has a plethora of options for you know the lineup for whatever whoever she wants to hook up with and she hooks up with men and they're obsessed with her so she could literally be like i'm fucking this trash ass nigga and then he will hook up with her right after if i say

anything about anybody that i'm interested in they will take it so hard and be so upset sydney you don't have to say anything bad about the person oh but there's somebody that i'm like i'm telling you i'm just asking for you to tell people what's going on in your life like i'm not saying like you gotta give us your deepest darkest secrets but like we're talking in hypotheticals that's the only way that you talk on this podcast now is in hypotheticals because hypothetically someone else could be offended by the thing that you're talking about and it's like who cares you are a grown-ass woman you deserve to be flued out you deserve your ass ate you deserve you deserve everything and more but you're like well i don't want to hurt this person's feelings and it's like

who has time to worry about feelings right now sis if you died tomorrow knock on wood god forbid that happened yeah we can't have that would you still do the podcast if i died probably because it's me talking anyway so oh my god that's the title of the episode if sydney died i'd still do the podcast sydney did i'm still doing the pod she did episode next episode um but i don't know I just you you have a lot of valid points she's right you have a lot happening and you're like I'm not saying that you got I don't know I mean we have like a whole nude fiasco and you were like I'm not talking about that because I don't want nobody feeling to get hurt we we have like these like things that happen and it's like this is interesting stimulating hilarious conversation

but we can't talk about it because you are afraid that you're going to upset somebody who might potentially be listening to our podcast and it's like well what about the people who listen what about the people who do listen what we're just gonna talk about the stuff that you don't want one person to hypothetically not hear well i just try to think about marie what if somebody that you were hooking up with was on a podcast running their mouth about whatever you guys are doing how would you feel but cindy i'm not no one is asking you to run your mouth no one that's the only way i know how to be is either don't say anything or run my motherfucking my lips will be flapping well then friend maybe you got to find a happy medium you know maybe that's your assignment

for the week is to figure out how to say some but not all i don't know on therapists give me give me my assignments my duties sis betterhelp.com better help we love we can't we cannot be anything without a better help thank you so much girl bye uh they didn't buy no ads on this episode oh my god they do have an ad on this oh they do my bad my bad and injected right here this is drop the ad well let's ask the listeners are you guys bored with sydney's uh life her lifestyle i don't know but we somebody commented on the patreon last week this episode was boring and and i was like oh i was getting ready to respond and say you know drag them a little bit and sydney responded with sorry my love life is a little bit boring right now

and it's like first of all don't apologize to somebody for being rude to you but second And it's not boring. Your life is fascinating. It's fascinating. Why is it fascinating, Marie? Tell us. Well, Sydney, I can't tell them because you don't want me to. Secondhand, secondhand, tell them.

Tell them without saying too much. What does that mean, Sydney? I don't know how far I'm allowed to go. Well, if anything is too much, I'll be like, Andrew, cut it out. Look, Andrew is upset. He'll be like, no, we're not doing any edits. we never do any cuts it's fine not doing cuts what are you talking about we're not doing leave it in there we're in a pandemic you want me to do work that's crazy you said the audacity um okay

what's happening in sydney's life right now fab uh my friend is uh on her way to be a being a black lesbian or a couple in hollywood is that staying in there we cutting that out too friend no that can stay that can stay uh my friend uh my friend is getting flown all over the world how about that how about that um and by all over the world i mean she doesn't need her passport to travel to this place so that uh my friend is uh well i mean my friend was in love with somebody who essentially i mean realistically the situation that the last girl is in and this new person is in it seems almost identical but the way that they react to you is completely the opposite yeah right um i don't know it's nice i mean we always make excuses for people who you're like

but then they don't like they're it's not that they don't like you it's just a dot dot dot and it's like no but when somebody likes you you know when somebody likes you you don't have to they make time for you when somebody likes you yeah you know you know you don't question if they do you don't question if you're doing too much you just kind of naturally do the thing that comes to mind first and you don't second guess yourself yeah that's the cool thing about like somebody liking you and you liking them back right yeah but it's scary it's scary when you like someone because you're just like i don't want to get hurt i don't want to get played i don't want to feel i do not like rejection romantically i don't mind rejection in my

career because it happened so much but i just take it so i take it so hard sydney nobody likes rejection nobody you're saying something like is breaking news but nobody likes to be rejected you're like i don't romantically don't hurt my feelings everybody marie when's the last time you've been rejected romantically i don't know but i also don't put myself out there like that i don't put myself out there like that also men are dumb and i say that on the record for the record straight men and some gay ones men are not you andrew um not today you're amazing andrew we love you but no right like um and like i think the last time a man tried to reject me or tried to check me i had to shut him down it was the dude that was like uh he was trying to come over

to my house and he was like did you wax did you get a wax recently and i was like what and he was like yeah you know because like i'll eat it but like i don't want hair in my mouth what like i that i haven't spoken this is not a meal at olive garden like you it's not gonna you it's supposed to have hair on it there will be a hair in your soup if you come to my house okay but also like i had just shaved and it was fine and just the way that this dude was talking to me i was like how dare you up in my inbox after all this time and think that you can tell me what my vagina should look like absolutely not so I shut that down but I don't know I don't really put myself in place in places to be rejected because I'm also like not out there like that I'm not on apps no

more you know I got a little huh I have a question okay so when you shut someone down like in that instance did you like let him know like that's fucked like don't talk to me like that or oh Andrew friend okay friend I turned the light on we were on FaceTime I said let me turn the light on so you can see who the fuck you talking to like no i did shut him down and he's so dumb or so turned on by being shut down that he was still dming me and messaging me like hey what you doing later like don't worry about what me and my cooch are doing later we're not doing anything that involves you and he just i don't know i blocked him i mean i didn't block him but i blocked his like i blocked his stories and his posts from my page but i didn't unfriend him

because i need him to know that i'm unbothered so so you recommend um uh not blocking but muting people well yeah because i don't want to see your stuff you can still see what i'm doing i need you to see that i'm thriving because i am what would warrant what would warrant like a block yeah a block or unfriend um if somebody wrongs one of my friends oh my friend if sydney's like we're not talking to john anymore john is a dick i'll unfriend john that day and never friend john again but the way that sydney is my wishy-washy friend two days later she's like ah yeah i was on the phone with john or yeah you know john coming over and i'm like i'm like sydney we blocked him i because i forgive i forgive people make mistakes geez people anyway andrew that's i

this is what i will say to people if you have a uh like falling out with somebody you gotta wait you gotta wait at least like three four days because the stuff that you put out to your friends they're gonna remember that and even if you feel comfortable being cool with that person again your friends are fucking pissed they will never forget they're like oh you're gonna be with that bitch ass dude who who did you wrong and then made you pay for an abortion are you serious made you pay for an abortion what yeah what world is that i'm suing you for 582 dollars i have no idea how much an abortion costs okay i was like marie that's wrong back in my day

it was two beautiful payments uh in 1999 it was one trip you just go in the back of the alley um no i've never had an abortion um and uh we laugh about stuff that we've done here on this podcast but you know shout out to people who doing what they got to do for themselves um i've done it i've done it more than once and i don't regret not one time so i mean imagine you had a kid right now during the core yeah i just could not i mean i have these cats and they they definitely make me feel like wow there's something to live for but no i don't need wow there's something to live for well that's that's good i mean no that we're laughing but that's good but it sucks that it's the cats that you're living for not for me or for andrew or for ramona or for amina's braiding

skills or you know um yeah andrew i that's it i'm not i'm not blocking somebody or unfriending somebody unless you know i feel like i have to but usually i do things like that because of my friends yeah personally like if you say something or you do something and it offended me i'm going to tell you in that moment but because we've all been in situations where something happened and we walk away and then you go to bed and you wake up and you're thinking about it and you're like oh i should have said this i should have done that i should i live i'm trying to live my life in those moments those i should have said moments i'm doing them in the moment because what am i worried about protecting this man's feelings for i don't think it's necessarily

like protecting his feeling but i found myself in situations where i'm like if i'm mad at someone like someone has clearly wronged me and to let them know like this is where like a b and c this is where you all fucked up right they aren't receptive to it you know they're not going to give me the response that i need or and want entirely they'll like gaslight me or something and so i'll wind up feeling worse oh no no not me i feel worse when i feel like i should because because when people wrong you or they treat you wrong or they say something disrespectful they're gonna turn around and do that to somebody else yep and i'm trying to say that there's no reason why you should be talking to me a queen or any woman about what her cooch looks like yeah

you're not paying no bills that was just unacceptable especially since you be giving that good good that good good he said no his he said to me men guys don't like hair down there And I said, that's so funny because the other guy that I'm sleeping with right now does. And he is obsessed. And he is obsessed with it. And he's doing it right. And it's good. It is good.

And he was like, OK, he was like, well, that felt like extra information that I needed to know. And I said, no, you didn't need to know this. Yeah. Because you're coming at me real foolish right now. Yeah. And then he was like, oh, OK. So the nerve that he would think that you would want to talk to him after that. girl honey i mean i guess he i don't know maybe because i because he's still i still show up on

his instagram maybe he thinks it's fine but it's like i think he gets it now because every time he sent me a message after that which i think was three separate times i ignored him i left him on red i went i clicked on the message i looked at it i know it says seen and that i didn't respond so you like some of these people you gotta knock them down a couple pegs like you know there there's good people out there and there's bad people out there and sometimes good people say dumb stuff and those people should not be rewarded your prize is my pussy if you say something problematic to me or you do something that makes me unhappy i'm not gonna reward you for it also i don't remember sex with him being that good for him to be talking to me not to say no no reckless shit like that

and also it's just like sir who the fuck do you think you are that that part that who the fuck like you have not you have not mentioned anything you have not made any suggestions to him i'm sure he's not doing everything amazing sis remember we talked about him the first time i had yeah i called him i said he had a bob's burgers body yeah yeah exactly you didn't tell him oh i oh i need to do a little shave well how about you take your ass to planet fitness no he but that's the funny thing is he goes to the gym or he was going to the gym every day oh he's going there you must only williams that's what you must only be doing arms he's going no he's going there to watch the tv that's what he's doing and take a shower he's not doing anything else he's going to the gym to

take nudes with shampoo bottles yeah imagine oh i could i could actually see vo5 at a planet fitness sis yeah and not his aunt's house yeah yeah yeah yeah but see i i love the way you're talking because it's like yes drag these fucking men but i don't now that i like uh subscribe to like gender roles and stuff because like women could get it too shut these bitches down but i just don't want to have open conversations about like somebody I hooked up with body type or they might have said something that it's a little problematic but I'm like everybody says things well not everybody but in the heat of the moment you might say something that you don't mean and then you say it and they say sorry and it's like well am I going to hold that against you or am I

going to move forward no if somebody apologizes to you and it feels sincere then I don't think you need to hold anything against anybody right but if somebody apologizes to you for doing something and then they do that thing again later yeah you have every right to drag that person because because that means you didn't learn your lesson or that means that you don't respect me if you're going to keep doing something that I'm telling you I have a problem with then you don't deserve me to be nice to you you know like I don't know I say things and I do things that are problematic every single day of the week and you do everyone every once in a while somebody will check me for it but when they do it makes me reflect like sydney and i have had

conversations and she'll she'll be like hey um you know we yeah i know i know how i know we're we're different and you haitian but uh this is wrong and sometimes that's the only thing that you can do to your friends is tell them when they do something wrong and then like let them go if they come back and they still doing the same bullshit then that is that person your friend or maybe that person just like real Haitian and needs therapy and is a little bit bald you know you know you you pick and choose your battles but you do and like the thing is is that sometimes I don't want to say things on a podcast because it's like it's easy to just do throwaways about people that i'm like oh i'm probably not going to see again or i don't but when like one time

adrian was like what do you be saying on there about me and i'm like what she's like because my friends my friends are asking me stuff and i'm just like what are you saying and i'm like well i don't want you to listen so uh i can't say you know well yeah i remember i remember that i remember the some of the adrian stuff but like you weren't saying anything crazy about adrian i don't i don't think so either but you're respectful i but honestly i don't remember everything that we be saying marie sometimes we say stuff and then the episode is over and then i don't realize i didn't said some off the wall shit until weeks later i'm like bitch did you listen to the episode how did you let me say that that's so funny because when i listen to the episode i have the

opposite feeling i listen to something that we say and i'm like man i could have went in and then i'm like man why didn't i say why didn't i say x y z oh i was being nice that day but yeah i mean we're you never know what is gonna offend somebody right like yeah sometimes you think you say something harmless and you're saying something in jest like even like the some of the stuff that we say on here i think sometimes like it upsets andrew or like not upsets you but like the way that i talk to sydney i can tell it is like triggering for you andrew because you always stand up for sydney but you never stick up for me because it's like marie don't need marie doesn't need assistance but exactly that's why yes but that's but that's not true but then when i talk

to andrew and i say things like i'm sad or i think i'm depressed he's like no you're not he's like there's no way no we've had this conversation before yes i know but i'm yeah but i'm saying like like the way that you perceive me is like this little rock this little rock this brick on a beach and sydney is like a pile of beach brick on a beach that's a great title as well so far okay sorry i don't i don't like brick on a beach as much as some of the other ones but you see me as a brick on a beach and you see sydney as like a little pile like a sandcastle and it's like sydney is stronger than you think that she is friend my friend has been through some things and my friend is strong like don't don't let no don't do that don't don't let the

pink fenty uh cord she got on fool you she wearing fenty uh but thank you i don't know i think we see people how we want to see them and sometimes we are wrong you're right no you're you're absolutely right marie and um i'm just learning how to navigate everything because you know as i move up in status oh my god we're moving up in status and i mean the more exposure we we get you know that the the more people we're gonna run into yeah more people that put two and two together and they're like well there's a dude yeah but like what's so bad about people putting two and two together friend what's what's the worst that can happen when people start to put stuff together no realistically no nothing nothing you're right no i'm asking because it's nothing i'm not ashamed

of i'm i'm not ashamed of anybody that i'm interested in or that i hooked up with well there's some niggas i'm like please don't tell nobody that didn't have a roof remember the guy that yeah uh yeah yeah who kept his hoodie on the whole time yeah homeless guy yeah oh please yeah i yeah i guess you're right i guess i guess you're right every time you say i guess you're right it like shocks me a little bit because i am always right bitch please always okay now we're gonna now we know that you're delusional because that's not the truth that's crazy um anyway i sydney i'm not trying to i am i am trying to pressure you um but you at the end of the day i know that you're a grown-up and you're gonna do what you want to do and what's right for you

but is it what's right for the podcast yeah and since we need to move the podcast in another direction um you know and i'm the time is ticking on this direction um you know i have to i have to bring another level of transparency to the pod what does that mean i just yeah i'll be pussyfooting around things because i'm just like i don't know i always say too much like in real life or on stage i'm like i'm always saying too much so now i'm on the pod like i should you know reserve some things but it's like yeah none of this matters nothing but has anybody actually ever said like you say too much or is that just you yeah no andrew that's what i'm talking about no one's ever said that i mean there was an incident when we did the podcast a couple

years ago right like a year ago where sydney said something a place that she'd been and the person oh whose thing she was talking about was listening um and that person was upset but yes i went to somebody's wedding and dragged it and they were and dragged it they don't listen to the podcast no more so it don't matter but i'm just saying like if you don't have a podcast and you're inviting me to your wedding just like make sure the wedding is top top top shelf make it right make it look cute because i'm i'm gonna talk about it and if if you want that kind of press you know be careful if you got me out your baby shower in like the gifts no no no sydney no this is not no this is not the energy that you have your energy is not not this your energy is the

opposite of what you're saying right now it's not if you want me to go to your thing make sure it's correct so i won't talk about it you're not gonna talk about it this is what this podcast episode is about today you're like i'm gonna try i'm gonna drag it no no i love that for us we need it i just listen friend yes you are my most famous most verified friend yes yes i agree with you you are one way you are the most famous person i know let me think about that but yes you're the most famous person i know for now um so you know protect yourself at all costs but also remember to remember how hard we laugh on facetime i just want to do that i just want to do that i just want to do that on the podcast friend that's it that's all i'm asking for okay

but and i know they're but then like the stuff that we do on facetime will it be special what i'm just doing it if i'm just doing it What's up, Sydney? What? Let me charge my laptop. It is dying. Sydney, our FaceTimes will always be special. Because you usually be naked.

Sydney put her pussy lips on FaceTime the other day. I need y'all to know that. I saw Sydney's vagina on FaceTime the other day. I did. I'm just trying to take us to another level, Marie. because what if we go what if we go to the maldives or whatever and um we're on a nude beach i don't why would we go to the maldives together i thought you were oh i will say that i googled airbnbs in the maldives and in bali yesterday because i was like oh i feel like i

want to take a trip oh bali would be nice yo we should i honestly i think we should go yeah but don't want to go with my friend to a honeymoon spot sis like if i was gonna go to bali i would go with a dude really yes so when i'm talking about taking trips i'm talking about taking trips for me and my cooch and you're like yes friend let's go be naked on the beach together and then not touch each other like what well i mean we can we can change this storyline Sidney I will not eat your ass you nasty bitch you won't eat my ass on the black sand

of Tibet you won't Marie are you saying that is that on the record Sidney I will not munch on your box in the Maldives alright that is that's a good title too will not lunch in your box

Maldives munch box thank you thank you for shaking the table it shook I understand everything that you're saying sis and honestly I'm giving you a hard time but I understand what you're saying too it's just you know I'm trying to keep the episodes interesting

because I listen to them and sometimes I'll be like I'm done listening to this episode really okay that's honest yes yes yes yes yes So, you know, we're here to entertain y'all for 52 minutes a week. Yeah. But that's going to change soon. Yes.

Yep. We got to be shorter. We're going to give you guys some shorter, some quick bites. Yep. Maybe two half hour episodes a week instead of one long ass hour episode a week. Yeah. Sounds good to me. Maybe a 15 and a 30.

Cute. Yep. Andrew, is there anything that you learned today or anything that you wanted, you felt like you need to get off your chest or do you still want to call me a bitch that's fine i never called maria bitch i never did that's true but like i feel like maybe in your brain you're like she's a bitch no i mean like you made reference to um certain things that um you've said that sydney's called you out on and said like hey don't say that certain things that you've said that i've called you out on said you can't say that when when we do that it's for your best interest we're

looking out for you okay all right i received that friend i received that yeah entirely because we see we've seen some other people that don't have those people that call them out so ain't that the truth okay that's the truth should i name some names should i name it i can't no i can't even say that i need to cut me saying that actually no you gotta keep that thing i know but you didn't say andrew andrew you literally just said we see what happens when people don't have people call them out and then you were like i gotta take that out what i didn't even say the name of the person that i know we all talking about yeah we don't know it could be literally anybody at this it's so many people on the list

listen my laptop is at six percent so we gotta wrap this episode up because i for some reason it's not charging so uh i think i gotta go okay let's go i'm gonna i'm gonna charge this thing um sydney i'm gonna talk to you later um andrew can you just read can you tell me some of the titles one more time uh okay so you didn't say this was a title up top but i really did like it okay squirting squirting for covid i liked that um yes the first title that you actually announced was close your legs to married men uh sydney wanted diarrhea of the mouth uh i this one is good um you're horny and you probably got covid um if sydney dead i'm still doing the pod you're covid yeah and then munching in the maldives

munching in maldives is speaking to me and close your legs i'm writing munching in the maldives that's the name of my memoirs i love that all right i gotta go um people who are listening uh we heart y'all but also tell us tell us what who you agree with or just do you have any business for us maybe maybe some business if y'all got some gossip tell us oh yeah send us your tea so we can read it on the pods and yeah put it in your dms and then uh we can put it out there we won't put your name out there but tag it in the dms and we'll read it in the next episode how about that

yes put it in the dms and we will talk about it in the next episode yeah um i talk about my shit thank you exactly thank you send your tea so sid don't have to spill hers because she's too famous for this podcast now that's what that means sydney is too famous for this podcast is an alternate title for the podcast i love that for us sydney's too famous um okay well or um marie fucks with regular niggas so that's why she can talk about them on the podcast seems a little lengthy that's a long name and also you want it you want andrew to type out the word nigga for the podcast is what you not not doing that wow you said i don't even i don't even use the n on my keyboard okay love you guys bye

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