MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - NamaSTEAL

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

This week Syd and Marie catch up before MARIEPALOOZA! AKA let's welcome in Libra szn with our fav Libra baby Reezy! The two talk apartment, stealing, and life MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

you're listening to mess hey boo what's going on hi friend it's raining outside i know rain on me yeah i when it's it's raining i'm like i don't really want to put any effort into anything so we made it we made it through yeah but it's like not quite rain it's that like annoying like misty is playing with us it's gonna annoy you if you wear glasses type weather yeah and it's definitely gonna fog up fog up if you have glasses if you're in a car it's just it's that moist damp rain that it's it's just not it just makes my whole all my clothes feel yeah i don't like it the humidity yeah it makes your clothes feel like tight and like or not tight but like annoying on your skin Yeah. Isn't it a thing? It's not a disorder, but it's something that is aggravating.

But you know how people hate certain sounds or like people who chew and it annoys them. Dwayne was telling me that it's autism, but I don't believe it's necessarily that. But it could be on the spectrum. I don't know. Yeah, I just I mean, I don't think I got the tism, but I don't love being on the phone and listening to somebody chew either. No. I mean, we're friends with Alzo. If you're eating, Alzo will hang up on you. He'll be like, call me when you're done eating.

Yeah, yeah. Me and Amina will eat like we've never eaten before, and it's a lot of... Yeah, you used to do that on the mic. Slopping. You used to do that on Official Expert. Yeah, they used to, all the time, just write in the comments, put in the reviews,

hey, love you girls down. Sydney, you have got to stop eating on the mic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't you just call Aaliyah autistic? No, I didn't. I didn't. I mean, that's with a, you know, a headphone in your actual eardrum.

So it's, you know, it's louder. It's more annoying. It's more intense. It's more intense. So I get it. I get it. But yeah, we're gearing up for Reezy Lazzapalooza. The Marie Gala.

Yeah. Reezy Extravaganza. Yeah. I don't know. Extravaganza feels like a strong word. But yes, you know, it's a it's a festival. Yeah, it's more than one day. So, yeah, I mean, it's two days.

Yeah. So that's that's a festival is a two day thing. I mean, for me, it feels like four days. It feels like four days. I have like four things back to back to back to back to back. What's the four things? So Saturday is my show. Sunday, we have our show.

Monday is the dinner. Yes. Tuesday is the party. Yeah, that's a lot. that's a lot girl yeah so that but once it's over it's done you know but i'm excited are you wearing an outfit you got something picked out yes i for the party because the theme is like music video or something that you would wear in a music video theme is music videos yeah so i i ordered a couple things and then the dinner a couple things you gonna hit us with some outfit

changing well i just i have i have a wedding coming up i have um i'm hosting a big fundraiser so i gotta look good for that i gotta it's just so many things and i'm like i don't want to order all but i ordered a few things just in case something doesn't work i use it for something else yeah ordering what are we doing before ordering we're actually going we're actually going to we were pulling up to arden b arden b guest marciano bb yes yes you were not going to marciano that was the upscale guest i mean it was whatever was there i feel like it was guest slash marciano yes i i was going there we were going well this was before but that was west wet seal but wet seal yeah you never went to wet seal yeah i probably bought a lip gloss from there

and then made my lips stick together or something like that that was college that was college but then you know we had necessary clothing mystique boutique rest in peace mystique boutique yeah we had top shots so we had a there was a couple places we could go to on the strip of soho that we could just if one thing didn't work we go to the next thing the next thing doesn't work we go on to the next thing and it was just like oh boom i get my outfit i go to victoria's secret i steal a three for 30 get a little spray move on steal a three for 30 yeah go to steve madden at that young of an age i love that for you hey they steal from us allegedly allegedly who steals from us everybody everybody's stealing from us but yeah it was a it wasn't a thing to just go and try on

clothes and be with your friend we would go to buffalo change we go to crossroads there were so many places we would go to top shop to to try on things and talk to people in the dressing room and talk shit and do videos and now it's like we just order order order order and pray and cross our fingers and cross our fallopian day and pay extra shipping tariffs and all the other stuff and hope and pray that this stuff works and after it gets there in time hope no one takes the package girl leave it in the door not at the door not like the other day FedEx came they I watched the truck pull up and I was like oh they must be here for me and then the truck left they didn't ring my buzzer nothing and then I get a notification they couldn't deliver my package they didn't even

try well you know what's going on the fiasco that's going on in my building tell the tell the community tell the mestiz it is uh it's messed it is really just I hate being like oh my god I found my dream apartment I love it everything not my dream but it's everything that I want thus far and you know eight nine months in everything comes to a halt and it's like actually you are in the ghetto yeah it well one this happened a couple of months ago I had a package and it had yoga mats in it someone went in the mail room and you only can use a key fob to get in the mail room so it had to be somebody who lives in the building they go in they take my yoga mats out of the bigger box which is from amazon and they take the yoga mats out and leave the fucking box how are you gonna

steal somebody's namaste it's not namaste to just to take to take and then leave the box it's like just take everything namasteel so yeah so i saw i so that happened and i was furious and i was texting the whole building group chat which is like hey what are we doing here if you have a building group chat either you're gossiping about neighbors or giving us intel on stuff that would affect everybody if you have a building group chat something has gone wrong in the building y'all talking about the landlord or y'all talking about the management company or y'all talking about something that's askew in the building yeah yeah you should be alerting everybody this is the time to be a motherfucking karen in the group chat what's going on who's stealing who's smoking

who's beating people up like we should know this oh that's in the group chat oh hold on one second hold on so then uh i get a sephora package stolen and uh i i messaged the group about that they're like yeah um people's packages have been stolen here and there so you know it could be somebody who lives here it could be the delivery man i was like i don't think the delivery guys are stealing my sephora and i don't think they care about my damn yoga mats yeah so why would they deliver it then take the yoga mats out to bring them back to the truck i don't know i simply don't know and that's why the group chat also doesn't make any motherfucking sense so then again recently my sephora packages are stolen and i asked a group chat i said hey did anybody see

sephora packages oh yeah we did it was right in front of the mailbox so now now i'm hot now i'm pissed because sometimes the package will get delivered next door which is can you hey I know reading is hard and I get I get numbers mixed up too but it's literally your job to make sure that you're delivering the package to the right apartment building right and I'm the type of person that if my pack if somebody delivers a package at the wrong apartment I'm gonna go next door and I'll drop their um package off I'll bring it to the next building or you bring it to the next like the person next door i would hope that somebody would freaking do that for me would you do that marie return a package i'm seeing your eyes and it's if it's close by yeah

like literally next door yes yeah i know the people who live in the building next door i don't even have to go in i could just be like hey this is this is you guys right i'm not knocking i'm not knocking door to door like a girl scout so sephora packages are stolen and i'm in the group chat and I said this is this is actually ridiculous because what's the whole point of you know having a mailbox room or having security cams up then somebody writes in the in the group chat oh and security cameras two of them don't even work because I have a reader so two don't work how many are in there there's supposed to be a camera almost on every floor and there's in the elevator in the mail room.

Right, but he said two of them don't work. Is there more cameras in the mail room? Yes, I think it's like two cameras on the lobby floor. And he got a reader.

That is the guy who's stealing the packages. That's what you and other friends are saying. And I don't want to say, you know, that's the case. But the fact that I was like,

what is it? What is an EMF reader? And he takes a picture of him using the reader by the camera. It's a little suck. Why does he need to know if cameras work or not? That sounds like something a thief would have in his toolkit.

Hold on now. Hold on. He said, oh, a couple of weeks ago, I got beat up in the elevator. Hey, sir, that's something that you're supposed to put in the group chat. Yes. If somebody molly-whopped you in the elevator at whatever time, and we need to know. Is it somebody who lives there? And we need a description of the person.

Is it a stranger? Do we need to get the pictures pulled up? What's going on? Yeah. Why did you lose the fight? Were they bigger than you? Were you caught off guard? What were you wearing?

Well, he said, oh, I can't discuss this in the group chat. So it's somebody who actually lives in the building. Sydney, this feels like lies. This whole, this man thing, it sounds like he lying. Well, I got beat up, but I can't talk about it. Well, he's, I think he's, you know, allegedly pressing charges against the building. Okay, but what that got to do with you guys in the group chat, you guys are not in the lawsuit. You guys live there.

I don't know. I guess he doesn't want people talking to the person who he got an altercation with. Anywho, then he tells, then, you know, you guys tell me to text him on the side. So I said, hey, man, I come in late at night. You know, I work. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm just a girl.

I'm just a girl. Should I be nervous? And so he's like, no, it's just like, I think these kids that live down the hall were just like having a party and they were coked out or whatever. And, you know, I had some issues with them. And so they, you know, roughed me up. And I'm like, I don't know. All of this, this feels like too much. And you should have put this in the group chat when it happened. And then somebody in the group chat was like, hey, I'm sorry, this might be triggering. You know, I'm sure that was a terrible thing that happened to you. But it is your job as somebody who lives in this building to notify us when something like that is happening. Because two years ago, someone was attacked in the building and we all had to come together and, you know, basically protest and say we're not paying rent if you guys don't kick this person out. Shout out to that, Karen. Okay.

Love that. So y'all just going to stop paying rent? Like what? That's what they said. October 1st is coming. So. So no, that's not happening now. But, you know, all this stuff is happening in the group chat.

It's just making me more and more upset. Mind you, I had called management. I had emailed them. I had sent something in the portal. What the whole what's the whole reason of having a portal if you don't respond to the freaking portal? I don't have a portal. My build is not fancy. Wow.

Is it fancy? Is it fancy if packages are getting stolen and people are getting, you know, their their their top knocked off? Yes, girl. That's how the rich, they rich. They steal from other people. Yes. Stealing is one thing. Fighting is another.

Well, I mean, his story sounded a little bit fishy, sis. Did you check your citizen app to see somebody got beat up in your building? I'm like, do I need to get, what's the thing? The ring cam? Should I get one of those? Like, what should I do? This is what I suggested Sydney do. She gets a package.

She puts cat poop in the box. You seal the box up. it's a big attractive box you set it down in the mail room the person's gonna take their poop upstairs friend you didn't

tell me that we said cap you said put it cat poop in the box no I said that you guys didn't tell me that you were talking

about air tag oh yes I did cause you were like oh how much does an air tag cost and I was like Sydney the person's gonna take the package

and then you're gonna run up on them yes no put shit in a box yeah I'm thinking about that but now everybody's

saying that I should use a glitter bomb oh yeah there's things that you can use a glitter bomb so when they open the package there's glitter everywhere oh and glitter is so hard to get rid of like a fabulous bank heist yes yes so a glitter do a glitter bomb and i could do a um a secret camera wait so the camera's gonna be in the box yes that sound like you you just you got extra of those at the house i mean And this is those type of things that it makes me, you know, toss and turn at night. Just knowing that who is stealing my Sephora packages, but also who took my fucking yoga mats? Whoever looks the least stressed when you see him in the building, that's who got it.

Well, I saw somebody with a yoga mat today going into the gym and I'm looking at her crazy like, hmm. That looked like my black yoga mat. But it's like, oh, why did I get black yoga mats? I should have got a color because a color then I could, you know, it'd be distinct. You know what I mean? Spring loaded glitter bomb. OK, does it say on the package that it's a glitter bomb? I don't I don't think so.

Because that's hilarious. Yeah, but I would also need a ring cam in that bitch. Sydney, you're not going to ship a camera in the box. No, I would get. No, what people are telling me is like, obviously, get a get a box like that says Kith on it or something expensive. Supreme. Supreme.

Ooh. I need a Supreme box. Yeah. Do you have any Supreme boxes? I don't, unfortunately. Does anybody listening have any Supreme boxes? Any, what do they call people? Hype beasts listening?

Yeah. And the thing is, is that I live on the floor. I live on the top floor. Okay. Pet house. And so my floor is pretty cute. Even though I will say the person down the hall had a Con Edison notification

that they were going to get their electricity cut off. And that made me sad. Who's getting their electricity cut off? My neighbor down the hall. Why? Is that, they talking about that in the group chat? No. Or you saw a notice on their door?

Well, also this summer, Con Edison put it in front of the building that they were like four months, five months behind. Oh. And that they were going to shut the whole building's electricity off. It's really upsetting. And then, oh, wait, Marie.

Hmm. She's not listening. I'm listening. I'm reading the thing. It says I recommend opening outside. Pissed my sister off by getting glitter all over her kitchen table. But she said the packaging was sus and she almost didn't open it. And other people are saying I sent this to a co-worker. She asked for glitter bomb, but it's not work appropriate. The glitter was tiny male genitalia. Yeah, somebody else said, I sent this to my niece. I wish my brother and I knew that it was tiny penis glitter pieces. I love that. I'm obsessed with that. Look, tiny penis glitter pieces. Oh, wait. That's exactly what I need to buy.

You see that? Ooh, send me the link. Send me that. I'm getting that. I'm going to get that. I'm getting it. Because it doesn't make any sense. Also, then the guy who said he's he got attacked. Then he sent me this paperwork saying that there's 75 violations against the building.

Listen, this is New York. If you Google your building right now, there's like a thing, a website or something. You could put it in and you'll see all the violations. They all have them. I mean, my landlord got some got some cases. How many violations are you building? My 17 at least. That's not even that bad. Yeah, but I live in a small building. Yeah. You live in a big building. It sounds like, you know, it should be a bunch.

Allegedly, the building was bought for like $2.5 million. Good deal. That's a good deal. That's nothing considering all the rent that everybody's paying. Let's buy a building. Let's pool our funds and buy a building. I think that would be the next big thing. But I don't know.

Being a landlord just feels like too much. this is why they're doing shady stuff because eventually you're like i gotta do all this paperwork i gotta make sure everybody's paying their rent i you know what let's just hike all this shit up you know what you you lost me at paperwork i don't want to do the paperwork for my own body so yeah scrap the building plan we'll do something else yeah that just feels like a lot but i don't know i don't know what to do now i'm like do i still need to live in this building My lease is up in May. If you knew what we had to go through.

You got time, Sydney. You got time. And what's the alternative? You got to move into like a co-op? Now you got to deal with neighbors that get on your nerves that be in your business? I don't know. I saw an apartment that's available on my block. Two bed, two bath.

You already looking? I mean, I'm just seeing what my options are, considering that. Well, if they stealing in your building, they stealing in that other building. I didn't even know Sephora delivered. Where have I been? And let me let y'all know, if somebody misplaced your package or it gets stolen, Sephora will replace it one time. One time only. That specific package.

But obviously, I've had three packages stolen and they've replaced every package. Sydney, three packages stolen is wild. You have to stop ordering from Sephora. That's what the universe is saying. Okay, that's what it is. Girl! Yeah. Okay.

You're missing it. Okay. Three packages stolen within this year. So you're saying I need to just go to the store? Yes. Some things are not there. It's not available. Sold out.

That means you're not meant to have it. Girl. That means you don't need it. Over pickup. Hey, what is the whole point of living in a modern world where things can be delivered to you? What's the whole point of me like, you know what? I'm going to skip on down down the block. Things can't be delivered to you.

They keep getting stolen. I'm so over it. But you won't order from Sephora again. Anyway. LOL. LOL. Any drama going on in your life? Yeah, I got some mess.

My mess is, you know, when I'm in my house, I feel cute, you know? I put a tiny bit of makeup on, you know, just a little concealer, just a little bit of color corrector, just a little bit of powder, just blush right here, you know? Not too much. I'm not trying to look like Olondria, you know? And then I show up here. No, Olondria's shade.

What did you say? She do too much? She wears a lot of blush. Oh, okay. That's it. Right, but I'm saying that I don't do that. Okay. Girl, damn.

I didn't interrupt you with your cat doodoo box story. You did. My God. Do you know Alandria? Is she here? No, you're right. She looks great. No shade.

But I don't like wearing a lot of makeup. I wear very minimal makeup. And if I'm in my house, like, shooting a video, I'd be like, shit, Paris filter got it. Yeah. You know, I just swoop, swipe. But then I come here to talk shit with my friend and, you know, maybe get. I'm clopped in. Maybe get canceled, maybe, whatever.

And I feel good about what we do here. We, you know, we're doing the Lord's work. And then I go home or I go to work, you know, my other job. A single mom who works two jobs. And then we go through the clips for the video and I'll be like, am I ugly? Like every single time. And it's like, when I'm home, I'm cute. When I'm on the street, I'm cute.

when I'm on the elevator looking at my reflection I'm cute and then I come here and I see the videos not the shrug I'm not I'm not saying that

I'm looking at you but in every video I look bad but in every video Sydney looks great

that's a damn lie every single video no Marie no Sydney I'm not doing this with you because

in every video they be like oh my god Sydney's stunning yes bitch the water's working Hot 75 And I look like Your friend who holds

The bags When we go out In every single video Marie You have what? Dysphoria No friend Face dysphoria

The lights in the studio Got dysphoria The camera got dysphoria That's true I agree with that But you are in the same camera In the same light And you look great

There's times where I'm like Do I have buck teeth? I'm like Do I have cataracts? Like what's going with my eyes? Like something with the glaze Also, you know, I'm like, do I need cheek filler? No.

No, I don't see that. When I look at the videos on the page, I scroll. I be like, wow. Reggie look good. I was like, what? What's happening? Damn, not that Reggie caught a stray. Reggie caught a stray.

I'm just saying. Like, Reggie look like he could be on Love Island compared to me. Girl, bye. But I be looking at the photos, the videos, and I'm like, that's mess. Why you crossing your fingers? I mean, crossing my arms because that's, let me, let me look through the page. Sydney, you don't have to look through the page. Let me look through the page.

You tell, now, hold on. I'm saying in every single video, you look great. Nope. And maybe 90% of the videos, I look like. So wait, you don't like this? You don't think you look good there? I look like. You don't think you look good there?

This is. I look fine there. You look amazing. But that's in that room. Oh, yeah. In the studio is different than in this studio. Okay, hold on. this studio ass okay i know you didn't like this one i know that one ass ass ass hold on look how

great you look you got crunchy my my hair looks like uh dark dark ramen noodles crunchy no your hair looks good i'm wearing glasses you can't even really see my face you look great you look great look at that look now we can see your face shining bright you know what look at that hold on Wait, look, I look tired. I look tired. You know, did you sleep last night? It's not about did I sleep last night? It's did my body let me rest into the morning?

I saw this thing last night. It's like there's three things you're supposed to do to get a good night's sleep or to have a good day. One, you're not supposed to eat two hours before you go to sleep. Because if your stomach is too full, you can't get into like deep sleep. You can't fall into, like, REM. That's tough. Which is what you need in order to feel rested, right? So I was like, whoo.

And as I was watching it, I was eating. Eating something? What were you eating? I was eating rice and mixed vegetables and shrimp from the cellar. At what time? It was one, it was like 12.45. No, sis, I'm sure it was one something. No, because I got home at one something.

I didn't eat when I got home. Okay, all right. But when I was watching the clip, I was like, shit, now I can't sleep for two hours. I'm screaming. Okay. So that is one of the things. Number two is when you wake up in the morning, don't start doing crazy exercise right away.

It said five minutes of light exercise. Stretch. Take a walk. Go get coffee. Don't go for a run. Like, ease your body into it. Well, who's waking up, jumping out of bed,

and then going to run? Nobody's doing that. When I run, I get up in the morning, and I say, if I don't go now, I'm not going to do it. So I get up, and then I have to go. You don't give yourself 30-minute grace period before you run, after you get out of the van?

No. Sydney, when I get up to go run, I try to leave my house as fast as I can because I don't want it to be too hot. That's funny. Do you run out of the house as fast as you can for anything else? No, because I'm coming back. I know that the run is only going to be 20 minutes of my time. Sis, we need you to, the way you get up and get out to run,

we need you to do that the same way for everything else. No, because then I'm really going to look like hot garbage in the videos because I'm not putting no makeup on to go run. Sometimes I run, I got my retainer in still. No way. Is that safe? What do you mean, is that safe? To have your retainer in while you're running.

Because you think I might bump into somebody sexy? That is not what I'm thinking about at all, friend. I'm thinking, like, what if you trip? What if you fall? Then your retainer. It's going to retain my teeth in my mouth. Oh, Lord Jesus Christ. Marie what is wrong with you

you have to get help someone please call 911 and then I was watching a video about feng shui and it was 2 o'clock in the morning so I was like they said you're not supposed to have nothing under your bed what do you mean for the feng shui of it

under your bed like your bed is supposed to be clear of stuff oh girl the way I got some bags with some paperwork that I need to sift through I got old slippers. I got a couple of books that haven't even, you know, touched a page or two. They say if you do have stuff under your bed, keep it down by your feet. It shouldn't be up near your head and the top of your body.

But what if the bed is, like, on its side and not— Right. You still shouldn't be sleeping. What? On its side? Like a Murphy bed? No, no. What does that mean?

I mean, it's going the long way instead of the wide way. Listen, all I know is it said, don't sleep with nothing under your bed. It, like, interrupts your sleep or something. I might have to switch that up, then. I know. I started moving furniture around in my house, and they said they should be— All of this at 2.30 in the morning? Yes.

Nothing by your front door. It's supposed to be clear. Really? So, they were like, no shoes. I was like, oh, I'm throwing shoes into the living room. I'm putting stuff up. I'm like, I don't even wear these trash. You know why I'm crying?

Because I could picture you doing all of this in the middle of the night. And you got your cute little shorts on with your big T. And you got your little bonnet on and you're going back and forth in between things. Girl, literally, I'm like, this is too much. You're supposed to be resting, resting your mind, resting your body, your soul. Yes, but according to the feng shui people, I can't do that. But if I got my bed, like stuff under the bed and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This is what we need to do.

This is what we need to do for the Patreon. We need to come to each other's house and we need to spend an hour. Cleaning? Just what should I get rid of? What should you get rid of? Okay. I come, you have a second pair of eyes and they're like, nope, you don't need that. When's the last time you wore that?

Well, we can do that after I get this table out of my, this big ass table in the house. That's fine. I'll bring a bag I'll bring two bags and we need to fill up two bags like trash bags or like

I love New York bags no friend I need you to be serious what kind of bags you bringing garbage bags like Trader Joe's bags no

black garbage bags that you put a dead body in oh yeah okay durable allegedly yeah

lol and we can help each other if you come to if you come to my apartment and you go to my closet you will see about 25 pairs of jeans that are variations

of the same fucking jeans. I believe that because I feel like once you find something you like, you say, I'm going to stick beside it. It's sick, Marie. It's sick.

I'm going to stick beside it. Every time I try on a pair of jeans, I'm like, oh my God, I love this fit. I'm obsessed. I go home, wow,

I know why I love these so much because I've already had them. I already have them. I've had them so many times over and over and over again. And it's the same light wash, like it's not a boot cut jean but it's kind of like boot flare or super bag yeah i can't i can't

get rid of the the something about light blue why do you like a dark wash it has me in a chokehold marie why and the thing is is that the the thing about a light blue jean is very daytime it's very daytime or it's nighttime in the summer when you see somebody in a light blue jean at night in fall or winter you're like childish childish so what you're gonna do now you're gonna get all new dark wash i think so i think i need to i need to move into the dark wash because it's very grown it's very sexy it's very universal and it's a certain it's a particular blue what about what about like a medium wash because i don't think it needs to just be light and also i don't know if i agree with you i feel like you could wear denims any type of denim anytime have you ever seen somebody

in a light blue maybe like one little rip but it's a boot cut and they're just like at the club it's like you weren't serious about this you you were just passing by yeah you came from the library yeah yeah yeah and i and i hate that and i hate that you are good at having different washes of jeans and different styles of jeans and even if they're like a barrel you'll have a different version yeah well because i don't want the same pants in a bunch of in the same color a bunch of times yeah because i feel like like i don't know i uh i'm trying to play i wanted to i wanted to mix and match i want like i'm wearing a plus i'm trying to wear what i have like so you're gonna see some of these things these pieces a couple times hey hey what it is we need to stop the

bullshit about people. Oh, you've already been photographed in that. Oh, I haven't seen you with that last week. Yes. Yes, I'm going to wear it over and over and over and over again. I washed it. It's clean. Or they be like, you love those boots, huh? Yes, I do.

Absolutely. You know how much these boots are? I spent money on these boots. I love them damn. The pony hair boots, they're over $400 and something. When I tell you I'm going to wear them thangs out until it's snowing. I might even wear them in the snow. No, Sydney, you can't wear the pony hair in the snow i might put a little bit put a little bag or a raincoat situation on them

and then go out and then take off when i get in the building because over 400 something dollars for a boot you should be able to wear them over and over and over and over and over some i'm wearing them all year long yeah winter spring summer fall i think the thing is is that i what i'm moving forward in is like i can't care about if something is cool or i look like a loser or oh that's is poor it's like it's not so many people have really expensive pieces and they repeat it a lot they you know switch it up with stuff wait you said you if you dress a certain way you feel like a loser or a poor what was um there was a time where i wore the same telphar bag i think for like three months straight like i wasn't switching it up and i had tons of bags love that

bag i got some tons of bags and a friend was like so what's going on you ain't got no other bags i said i do but i love this bag and it goes with everything they shamed you they did shame me and you know what the way you asked the question i know exactly who asked and and that's and you know what and that's why their hairline looks the way it does now i know i was wrong now i know who you're talking about hello what do you look like as a man telling me about my purse right about that where is your purse how about that yes so uh we i think we should you know after your birthday we should definitely get on that let's purge and just you know a friend of ours is doing a clothing swap. I know it's the

day of our show. Yeah, so we gotta drop in. We gotta go there early. Just drop the bags, don't even look, and then get out. Just get out. But I do like to see the girls, like, you know, scuffle over the things, you know? Drop it, let them, you know, when you drop a piece of cheese or something on a

sidewalk and the ants come running for it or whatever. They go crazy, yeah. I went to a clothing swap in the park and when I tell you, when I dropped my stuff, the girls were hounding it and they were like someone who cares absolutely because why am i why am i throwing my rags in the pile it's not right yeah these my scraps not my rags only you marie only you listen what else is going on

i think i gotta go to the doctor maybe i have a lung infection why are you saying that i don't know i've had this call for like a week literally today makes it exactly one week well friend you be outside you've been smoking a lot of weed i have smoking weed is the weed making me sick well you'd smoke weed you'd be outside do you pass the blunts oh a lot of times recently this week i've been i've been byob bring your own hey i don't want to get anybody sick i got a little cough that's smart and people are like she's really nice and i'm like damn i wish i could smoke what They got over there. It's loud.

But I'd be like, girl. No. I'm screaming. I don't want to get you guys sick. A smoker that cares. Well, also a germaphobe. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like weed kills the germs.

I don't know. I'm not really sure how that goes. That's the thing. I will see you, you know, smoke a little bit off of people, which is, it's just so strange because you just won't eat off of anybody. You don't let people kiss you. Okay, but I don't know if you pay attention when I smoke sometimes. Like, I'll hold the joint with these two fingers, and then I put my mouth on my fingers.

Girl, that's why you got to bring your own. Because if I see you doing that, I'll snatch my shit and say, give me, give me. I mean, they be wet. People got wet, damp mouths. The thing be sealed shut. You be like, let me, I got to put my nail in there. Like, some of y'all don't know how to smoke properly. And I'm, yes, I'm okay with passing on that.

Friends, show them how to smoke. You look like an ex-wife that just committed a murder. He's dead. I don't know how he ended up at the bottom of the stairs, but his neck is broken. Actually. Yo, if I saw you smoking and literally your mouth is over your finger. You know who taught me that? Who?

Another pothead, Chris. That's how he smokes, but he's a professional. So I was never I was just like, why would you want to be all drowsy and weird? It's not drowsy. First of all, sometimes it is drowsy, but it's like chill. The world is rushing past you. People are stressed. Their baby's running off the train. They're like, my baby. And you just like, let him go. You know, it's just it's and I will have a bud tender at my birthday party. I have a tape. I'm going to have a table of of treats for consumption at the party because I'm going to be lit.

So everybody also around me should be lit as well. Yeah. This is the only time I'm like, oh, being sober sucks. There's going to be gift bags. You'll get something. Can I get two? Two gift bags? Yeah. It's going to be weed stuff in the gift bags as well. Oh, come on. We need gift bags that have, you know, maybe lights or maybe what do you call it? Like one of those stands so you can put your phone on. I think you have enough of those.

Eyeshadows, lip gloss. There's going to be a bunch of stuff. The team, let's call them Team Marie, have been very, I think they've been very successful. They've been working really hard. So it's going to be some cute stuff in the bags. Yes. It's so fun. Yeah, I'm excited to see who shows up that I have to be like, I don't know them.

They have to leave. Would you do that? If somebody shows up and I don't know them and they're messing with my vibe, they're going to be a jazzy jift. Marie, I will say that you be very in your little world bubble. And so you just be gliding past people. 100%. And you know I'm going to have my big water with me all night. You're going to have a big water?

Yes. When have you had a big water? You know I sip water for my birthday all night. I don't remember. Oh, you must not. Are you doing Molly? Sis, you see how I'm trying to discreetly describe what I got going on? Oh, yes, yes, yes.

And you see how you in my business. Are you doing Molly? Because I'm what? Yo, the way you said that, nerd, that's fine. That's who I am. I am the person that I'm like, do not whisper anything to me because I am going to say it out loud. You'll be like, don't look now, but over there, that guy. And Sidney will be like, that guy?

You're like my mother in that way. my mom does that she and she points she'd be like that him the person who brought you into the world the person who raised you yeah i i won't mind being compared to that but also when somebody says don't look now we obviously as women we're gonna snap our necks we gotta look like birds we gotta look i'll be like well who will play them in a movie you know but also it's just like let's just be honest either everybody's talking about you or nobody's talking about you and which is worse everybody talking about you or nobody even thinking about you which one you want well see this is why i was thinking about um i was thinking about uh the family that we don't care

about i was thinking about the kardashians today because in my um my mess of not liking the way i look in these videos i was like they be photographed a lot and so it kind of makes sense or maybe not them alone but like as a celebrity who gets photographed a lot if there's something about your face that you don't like or something about your body that you're um you're not comfortable with it makes sense to go get plastic surgery to fix that or i don't i mean i don't understand people who use filters crazy and then don't get work done because it's like we see you in real life listen hey we're i think we've said this before if you are photoshopping the photo and it's just fucking you you have to go to hell you have because i'm going to repost the actual right

photo the photo of the way you look like if we're all in it and you just photoshop you that's wrong that's dead wrong also a lot of times the kardashians have to approve other photos that people are posting but then somebody at the event who a photo wasn't approved will post it and we're like we'll see what the real deal was listen photoshop for the table look all of us up with Yeah, but what you want is might not be necessarily what I want. Well, we don't need it. Hit it again. Paris filter is the way. Just swipe one time in the stories and then post it like we just we have to be honest. OK, people are going to have some bags under their eyes.

People are going to look a little tired. We're working. Hey, Kim, you said nobody wants to work anymore. You're wrong, bitch. We're all working and maybe too much. That's why sometimes you're just going to look haggard on a Thursday. What do you want? Okay, boom. So then we try to get a photo booth for my birthday party. Oh, yes. Right?

Yes. My manager's like, oh, this is, we trying to get, we talking to the people that do the photo booth that the Kardashians use. Yes. And I was like, oh, what's that one? I feel like I probably used that one before. Remember that photo of me, you, Carolina, and Melissa? Oh, yeah, that was really good.

The sexy one? Yeah, I think that was like for fashion week or something like that. Right, right, right, right. The fee for the photo booth for the party, $3,000, sister. I said, I don't like none of my friends that much. You got that. Sidney, you got that? Sister.

Whoa. You got that. That's more than the party costs. Friend, if we think about it, yo, the way we was spending money in Morocco, $3,000 for photo booth. Sidney, that's more than some people spend on flowers for their wedding. Sister, that's about rent. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Girl. But you got it. Come on. You got to live in abundance. I barely want to pay my rent. I definitely don't want to pay that. So why it cost so much? Well, there's going to be a camera operator.

You got to pay his hourly plus the rental for the equipment. You know people are annoying in the photo booth. Hold on, hold on. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, wait. And then they're like, oh, hold on, hold on. Let's do that over. Okay, everybody get back in. Sydney, that's literally you.

Wait, wait, wait, one second. Let's do one more, one more. And then they'll look at the photo and they're just looking at themselves. And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. We got to do this all over again. And then everybody is over it, and they're tired and mad. And they're like, bitch, you take the photo by yourself. And I'm like, gladly.

That's what I wanted in the first place. LOL, yeah. Actually, I just wanted me and Marie. That's it. I'm sorry. Somebody going to have to bring a ring light to the party and a charged phone or something. It's so imperative that we have a photo booth. Sydney, Marie, Kay.

Sister. Mail. I don't understand why your management won't just put the car down. It's much money you make for them. Ooh, ooh. Tea. Tea. Clark it! Clark it!

Clark it! Anyway, somebody's grandma gonna be there with a shaky stand. It's gonna be the old school camera with the drape behind the person's head and the little bulb. I'm fine. It's fine. We'll make it work.

We're gonna have a blast. I want people to have the picture to take home and put on their fridge. We're gonna be dancing. But nothing, nothing, Rike. I mean, honestly, we're just thankful to be there. You know what I'm saying? Somebody providing hosting putting a shindig together it's hard love a shindig it's hard for people to host some people don't have the hosting personality the hosting you know look aura sometimes you look good but you're it's stale stale and that is permeating through the party and then you're

worrying then you're worrying is everybody having a good time no we're not having a good time we all should be dancing and taking photos and drinking and but maybe it's not that maybe it's we we it's a book club we playing charades like those things are also events that people hope hi what you won't catch me at club you won't see me at a book club let's join a book club for the fall yeah but the thing is is that this is us going to a book club we are um getting the what's the what's the what's of notes the cliff notes we're reading that maybe 20 minutes before we have to get i think we should join a book club for the fall or we could start a book club friend they're gonna hate us they're gonna be mad you're gonna show up you're gonna be dancing and prancing at any time and they're

gonna be like hey we're not letting you in and then you're gonna be calling me i did the reading girl girl they not they won't let me in and then i have to well my friends outside i guess i gotta to go sydney you wouldn't even want to be there hold on let's look brooklyn book club girl i'm not doing it well maybe i don't want a brooklyn book club because i feel like it's gonna be people who show up with their kids what maybe i need like a yeah you know like you know the moms in like park slope and like oh yeah around the park who have like the double wide stroller and they got the kids that they feel like yeah my kid is cool i'll bring him to the bar your baby is not cool your your kids will never be that that cool even if they're like quiet I'm still feeling

like I can't do what I want to do it and it's not like I'm having a menage a trois or you know you know peeing in public it's not one of those things but it's just like a kid there I just I can't be myself I don't want to be myself if there's a if there's a kid around it's weird no but it's not it's like an army of these mothers though these like young parents that like honestly hate what they do in Brooklyn but like they show up and they all they met at like a mommy and me class baby jimboree class and they just

take up the whole sidewalk when you're trying to get your little sandwich you know what I'm talking about yeah that's gonna be Carolina I feel bad because I went to go see the baby Zane he's so freaking cute he got really cute cheeks you know I don't see his neck yet but it's coming babies don't need

necks his hair is stunning you know like he's just he's like Carolina Carolina's dad I don't really see Hamadeh yet, but it's happening. I held the baby. He fell asleep right away on me. And I was like, of course, because I got that calming, that calming,

that brrrr. You know when the washing machine is like, brrrr. That me. Is it the spin or is it the wash? When it's going, mm-mm-mm. Girl, you spend a lot of time with washing machines? I do. I have to wash a lot of my own stuff

at times. You be sitting on it? That's you sitting on it. I have Doc Johnson I never have to sit down every time you say Doc Johnson I lose it I would like to get

a partnership with Doc Johnson where you at Doc Johnson send us toys for the gift bag please I would love that

for the gift bag oh my god and you know I would steal every single item from everybody's bag the straight man

gonna be upset with me the party's gonna be pretty gay I'm seeing the list friend I don't know where the straights will be

but anyway Yeah. So I held the baby and he's he's so cute. And I'm like, damn, she she made a she made a she made a thing. She made a human. And I immediately gave him back and I said, yeah, I think I'm good. Like, I don't like I just don't have that maternal the oh, my God, I want one. But then I'll see a video of an otter. Oh. And someone like, you know, rehabilitating an otter. And I was like, I want that. That's that's what I need. An otter feels like more work than a baby. No, it's not.

They're kind of basically like sea cats or sea puppies. That's what they are. They're like, they're supposed to be in water, but somehow they're on land and they make noises and squeak. What noises does an otter make? I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this with you. But they're so fucking, they got whiskers.

They look like old men. I need to know what sound the otters makes, sis. I'm not doing this. If you want to hear an otter, go on TikTok and go on the dodo. TikTok. If I open TikTok right now, the audience is going to be like, da me a grrrr. A grrrr.

A grrrr. Okay? Yeah. I did watch two documentaries because of you. Me and my sister watched The Poop Cruise because of you. And I watched Unknown Number or Unknown Caller. And I was, whoo, we was annoyed by the end of that. Listen, I should have been with you because I would have loved to hear what you were saying.

We were screaming at the TV about who we thought it was the entire time. The whole time. It's just upsetting watching something and knowing that, oh, he could be your fucking mom. He could be your mom. Sorry, I just spoiler alert. I can't believe if you haven't watched it already. But it was the mom. They keep calling her Quasimodo online.

And I can't unsee it. She looked like that. Yeah, I can't unsee it. Because we were trying to figure out what she looked like. And she said, hunchback of Notre Dame. Yeah. But the thing is, is that the good thing about my mother, R.I.P., she, even if she was jealous or like had weird energy, she was never going to put that much effort into making my life hell. You know what I'm saying?

But also, it just, it doesn't make any sense. sense you watching your daughter for a over a year deal with this and cry to you about it and you comforting her and it's it's you but then it's the boyfriend's new girlfriend like what huh and the mother was and then now we arresting you the cops get to the house to arrest you and now you hugging your daughter like you she's here because of you like it's all bad now that is an illness but the thing that the the biggest illness that she had was unemployment because if she had some work to do she wouldn't be so busy texting and being this you know uh what do you what do you call it a stalker all day and all night shit that whole girl go to work but also

like where was the dad job where was the dad when she was sending the messages in the middle of the night like she had the brightness turned all the way down yes or in another room and you know you know some of these husbands they sleeping hard girl with the sleep you know they already went to the bathroom and masturbated to some random porno and then they came in the bed and now they're like snuggling rubbing their feet together oh they can't wait to close their eyes and all she got to do is go in the other room she don't even have to do that he she could actually do it while he's doing it yeah yeah you know that that whole thing was crazy um you know another thing that made me so annoyed

is like he didn't know that certain things wasn't getting paid and, you know, they were damn near about to get like kicked out of things or like built,

like I think maybe the electricity was going to get cut off or something like that. And it's like, that's why when you're in a partnership, both people have to be

aware of things. You can't just let one person do it because if it's up to me to do the taxes, whoo, baby. I don't know. I don't know.

We go into jail. We are definitely, click, click. Somebody else needs to do it. We need to delegate somebody to do the paperwork and housekeeping and all that. No, but that's bad, too. Why? Because you can't even trust the people that you're hiring now.

Oh, well, then I just need a little summary of what was paid, and every month send that to me. And then I'll look at the numbers, and if a number feels like it's too high, I'm going to be like, whoa. Marie, I will say, you a reading-ass receipt bitch. You will look through some stuff. Let me see the itemized. Oh, yeah. What does this mean? What's this?

You are not putting your car down and letting it swipe. Shrimp tartare? What is that? And every time I look, I'm like, come on, Marie. It's fine. Yo, I get that from my mother. It's so crazy. When I was little, we would go grocery shopping.

And, you know, she's clipping coupons. They're taking stuff off. She's maxing this with this. She was in a whatever. And then they would pack all the stuff in the cart. And my mother would walk to her car with the receipt long like this. And she would go through each. nah they overcharged me for the yogurts

take those out they said that the sodas were 3 for 10 and they charged me uh uh let me get that and she would go back inside and she would be like my mother loves an itemized receipt and it's necessary I mean

this is good to have because if you go to the hospital you know they're throwing a whole bunch of stuff on there just because the bill is going to be high anyway and they're going to send it to insurance. Anesthesia costs $2,000 such and such cost this much da da da da

cost mad money the medication that they like all of that cost mad money to have the room warm that they'll put like you know

$300 on that and so sometimes I'm letting everybody know if you get a a crazy medical bill tell them ask them hey

let me get the itemized bill for all of it and then I need you to explain what is this for and they'll and they'll start taking stuff off oh

oh yeah yo the hospital's doing yes everybody doing bad send me the item first of all I didn't even know you could ask for a receipt you can you absolutely can what do you think you're paying for can I see my itinerary

like what no it's it's your invoice let me see the invoice yeah and you know these hospitals are crooked I told you I went to the hospital years ago for I thought it was food poisoning but they tried to give me a spinal tap oh they tried to give me a

spinal tap because they thought i had insurance and they were just gonna throw that they gave me a cat scan and everything i was in the hospital for three days straight and they were like yeah you know i'm saying you probably got meningitis by the third day and i was like what so what ended up being wrong girl as soon as i was like hey i called i called somebody and i was like hey they're trying to give me a spinal tap they're like get out get out now tell them tell them you don't have insurance and i told them and they said when i told you they started unplugging everything and And they were like, you got to go now. See ya.

Mind you, it's time for me to get out of the hospital. Bitch, tell me why they stole my shoes. They stole my sneakers. Do they live in your building? Ooh. And on that note, I think we need to read a message. So what ended up being wrong with you, sis? I had ate at this pizza shop place two nights in a row.

And it tasted off. It was like chicken and broccoli. Chicken and broccoli pizza. And I went, Bravo. I'm a name, y'all. Yes. Bravo's on 22nd Street and Park Avenue. Yeah. Lowdown Dirty Bravo. And you know what? When I told that story online through a Barbie story, people were like, yo, is it Bravo? Yo, that place got me sick, too. Why are you getting chicken from a pizza place? They are a pizza place. Yeah, girl, but they don't do chicken. They do pepperoni.

They do sausage. They don't. That's not ratatouille. They got rats, a touille. They have rats. But the chicken's not like, I'm not trusting that the chicken was cooked properly. Listen, the pollo was no bueno. It was really bad.

And I was violently ill at work, and then I went home, and I was so sick that I pooped on myself. And that's when I thought I was going to die. Did you poop on yourself, or did you shart? It was a shart. It was definitely a shart. Okay, because that's a little bit different. Yeah. LOL.

It's still bad. If I shart, do I have more dignity? I don't know. I think shart is just a fun word to say. Yeah, but I was very, very ill. And I mean, when people came to the hospital, they thought she's a goner. She's done. They're like, do you want anything?

Can I bring you anything? You're like a slice of pizza. No, not at all. But yeah, the hospitals are are terrible. Mind you, I had brought all this cash from when I was working and they could have stole that. They didn't steal that. They took the shoes. They told that Nike shocks would are very expensive sneakers.

And they weren't even my they weren't even mine. They were my friend's mom's sneaker. Why are you at your friend's mother's shoes? Hey, I think we need to read a message before we get out of here. Wait, before I read a message, I just want to say I saw a video the other day. This girl is a long distance runner and she was like, the most embarrassing thing just happened. I'm just starting my long run and I pooped my pants. And she was like, I'm she was like crying and she's devastated.

And everyone in the comments was like, isn't it more embarrassing to post this after it happened? Yeah. Anyway, she it was like it looked like it was four o'clock in the morning. like she got up early to run and um she called her husband and told him and she was like he didn't laugh at me um he said he'd be right over and he showed up with a towel and like wrapped it around her body and she was like are you gonna make fun of me are you gonna laugh at me and he was like not today and uh then he she he gets her in the car and he had a towel on the seat as well so she wouldn't get no you know doodle on a car um and then uh yeah she changed her clothes and came

back outside to finish the run listen after i poop on myself outside that's the end of the day shut it down if i shit myself i'm not shooting content one no and two i'm not calling anybody to tell them that i did it i don't think well you're if you have a husband you gotta call your husband or your best maybe that's why i don't have a husband i don't be pooping myself yeah but maybe you call a best friend but i definitely wouldn't call you if i shit in my pants because you first of all you would have the camera oh my god oh girl you not my friend no more i'm gonna have to unfollow unfollow i'd be like what happened loose booty wash yeah and then you're like a towel a girl i don't want to give you none of my good towels and you know i ain't got no bad towels

I would bring a towel in and be like, it's yours. Then I would send you an itemized invoice about why I needed my money back. What a bitch. But yeah, let's read a message because I saw one while you were talking that I feel like kind of goes with the theme of what we were just talking about. Okay, great. So here's the question. Big fan. Would love advice on dating Trump voters.

Hi, Maria and Sydney. I found this hot guy on TikTok and followed him on IG. He followed me back. i was ready to slide into his dms and hook up then i went through his following list and it was maga trump everywhere i immediately unfollowed and removed him as my follower okay then he followed me again and slid into my dms and said it was nice to meet me when really we've never met and i just followed because i thought he was hot as a liberal women's studies major should i fuck this Trump voter on the DL and not tell anyone? He's really hot. Or do I have to cut

this off now before it gets too serious? And next thing you know, Sidney Sweeney's officiating my wedding. This is also the second time I've been hit on by a Trump voter this week. I accidentally went on a date with a black Trump voter who revealed this to me during the date, Kanye. And since then, I feel like I've been cursed by an Etsy witch because why do I keep attracting trump voters love the pod and love you both is that mess my mouth my mouth is open so wide babe it'll never be that good i don't care how hot or how bad you know you've been fiending for it go somewhere else why well unless you got unless you got coochie so good that you can change him and he'll be like i'm not i'm not on that side anymore i'm not going to vote for trump

again then what's your what's your purpose what's the point of this if you're not infiltrating to make sure you're turning these people around what are you really doing for personal gain with an orgasm but also you're not guaranteed the orgasm sis this is true you know i'm saying and you if he's as hot as you say he is yeah it's not happening he's really not he don't have to try that hard so it's not going you know if he's a trump voter and a trump supporter he's selfish anyway so he's not worried about you finishing so i'ma say it's mess to do it girl you don't even care about your rights what makes you think he gonna care about your orgasm orgasm babe ma'am you gotta get a clue get a grip and get a clue i'm sorry i'm sorry boo sydney's gonna send

you a doc johnson i will send you two if you don't make such a stupid this person who wrote this they probably already did it well you gotta send two doc johnsons a black one and a white one hello what else here let me read this one hi first of all love you both and your show and i'm a new fan and i'm binging this podcast before i start your older pod but basically i've Been in a situationship for about a year. It's hard to hear that. And some change with this man. We've known each other since high school.

Then after we graduated, he ended up becoming my down the street neighbor. Long story. And would hang out, party with the same crowd. He's always been nice to me. And I always thought he was cute. But I know he doesn't want to wife me. And I'm cool with that as well. Because I don't see him as a husband either, to be honest.

We only see each other at night. But because we still know a lot of the same people, we've occasionally hung out after our situationship started. His birthday is in August, but with the context of our little situation, would it be too much to do something for his birthday? Now, babe, now, girl, I asked one of my friends and she suggested taking him out. You need to drop that friend. Yeah. She suggested taking him out, but I was just thinking of some lingerie and I'll let him fuck my face with no hands or something. Girl, that's something you do for a husband. Let me know what you girlies would do. Girl, go with that one. Girl, you can't take him out. He don't take you out. That's a mess.

Also, this was this is a message about his birthday in August. Please let us know what you did. And yeah, well, yeah, that meant this is old. Sorry, boo. She probably already gave it up. and she took him out they're in a situation I hope you didn't take him out girl if you did take him out

I hope it was the Cheesecake Factory I hope you get some chips and dip for the table and maybe you know a little margaritas and keep it moving

I mean that's not terrible y'all have hung out outside before you just only see him at night when it's just y'all so yeah

I'll approve a Cheesecake Factory putting your putting your to the court actually no fuck that I don't

Yeah, I don't think that you should have taken him out. Marie, have you ever taken a man out? A situation shoot? Yeah. I mean, you know, I was in that situation shoot for a mad long. Yeah, but that was different. That was layered. So that's the only person that I would go out with when we would go out.

Yeah, I really saw you outside of yourself in that situation for sure. But honestly, you were like smiling until you weren't. And then, gotta go, get them out of here. And then it was like, well, let me just see if it's different. No, it's the same. Back out of here. And then it was like, one more time, let me just see if it's different. It's always the same.

You spun the block many times. Well, sometimes you gotta circle back just to see if there's a new parking spot. You spun the block so many times, it was damn near a parade, huh? What? Huh? Whoa, a parade? That's how you feel, bitch? I think I'm just hungry.

Oh, this was great. I am, my stomach is grumbling and I got to go. I did get out today and get a juice. I did a walk because the thing told me to do that. I got up and I moved my body. Oh, good. Okay. That's great.

Good for you. Yay. Excited to celebrate your birthday once again this year. It's going to be fabulous. It keeps coming back. And this year for my birthday, I'm not falling off a camel. You will not. That is not happening.

and hopefully we don't have any weirdos at the party or people I don't like. Yeah, hopefully not. Please don't come if we don't like you. Yes. Oh, so happy early birthday, friend.

And keep leaving us messages and reviewing us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. And we have a live show when? October 12th. Come see us. At Union Hall.

So get those tickets. We need to put the link up. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I got the link. I'll put it up. Goodbye.

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