MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Put The Blunts Away I'm Bringing The Baby w/ Rosebud Baker

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie meet up with friend of the podcast and "sisTER" Rosebud Baker! The three talk about crying in public MESS, among other mess in each of their lives. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [e-mail], or call in at [phone] to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

oh you're listening to mess okay wow damn okay guess laughing right all right up the top well yeah the laugh came in before my voice exactly i was like wow i'm sorry yeah you guys were making me laugh okay well we are professional we i mean this is what we do why you don't know us you guys were just making fun of my daughter's names oh i see we're helping we're trying to Well, I feel like I ran it by you guys before she was born and I didn't get this feedback. She ran it by you? No, no, no. You did.

And I said, you know what? I'm out of it. That's the problem. Well, Sydney, you can't say you out of it. And then now that the baby has a name, you're like, why didn't you do that? Hold on. Hold on. She said the baby's name and I was like, man, no.

And she's like, well, it's somebody in the family. So I can't drag this name. Right. Because it already has meaning to it. Right. So you hate the first name. Now, what about the second name? Okay, so now the second name, which you also hate.

I don't hate it. It just, when I see her, I don't see Minnow. You don't? I don't see Minnow. What do you see, Ralph? Because that's what she looks like. Maude. She looks like a Ralph.

She looks like a Maggie. Hey, y'all. If y'all are just tuning in, listening to this ongoing discussion, We're here at MESS with a very high-profile friend and guest here today. A mother. A mother. A comedian. A sister.

Well, a sister. A sister. No, not a. A sister. A sister. Yeah. One of our faves, Rosebud Baker in the building. You guys are my faves.

Yeah. And Rosebud is a new mom. Mm-hmm. I mean, your baby is one. I'm going to say I'm a new mom when she's 13. well so 13 is like a whole new experience yeah yeah yeah every day you're a new mom not me not i yeah um yes i'm a new mom does it ever get easier do you think probably not that's something that somebody who's not a mother or related to any type of mothers

does it get easier i've asked moms that question and like does it get easier and they've been like yes and then you know i get to the point that they're talking about it getting easier and i'm Like, it's not. You lied. I think it gets easier when the kid moves out. Yeah. And then you're, like, worried something bad is going to happen to them. Right.

Damn. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, it doesn't get easier. It's just the feelings change, but you still have that ongoing stress, wondering if you're doing the right thing, if you're going to be okay. Wondering if anything's going to happen to her. It's like, that's it. Do you have money?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're maybe not worried about that, but. For now. For now. For now, I'm not. But, you know, money is money. Money is money. The way the economy and the, you know, everything's going.

Sydney economy Washington. Sydney economy Washington. Sydney economy Washington. You want to talk about eggs? We're on CNN. You want to talk about the price of eggs? I literally went into the grocery store yesterday. I got less than 10 items, $65.

I heard somebody bought eggs this week for $15. Were they the brown eggs? Because in my mind, the brown ones are the expensive ones. I think that, yeah. I think they went for the expensive. I never buy the white eggs anymore. No, you buy the white eggs. They're like, they're like cooking up the next flu strain.

Yeah. The white eggs is foghorn leghorns. Yes. Yeah. Avian flu. They're totally played. I mean, I have a friend that was like, well, I bought these quail eggs and I got them for four dollars.

And I was like, well, you have to use 10 of them to get one whole. Those are not quail eggs if you bought them for four dollars. Maybe one was four dollars. He said they were four dollars. Okay, well, then he's eating pigeon eggs. Really? Yeah. Okay, James, you heard it here first.

Those are not quail eggs. I don't know what a quail is. I don't know what they look like. Do they have, like, a fade? Do they look like a turkey? Quails are, like, little tiny birds, and they, like, run around. They look like little, like, teeny tiny roadrunners. And I've only seen them, well, that's not true.

I've seen them in New Mexico, and then my dad took me to hunt quail when I was, like, eight. okay rosebud baker quail murderer yeah and you're like you know money now you know you were hunting quail as a kid you got the money yeah i know but that's i gotta wait for them to die oh before i get it you know the people with the money they never die they don't they live very long they don't long lives yes so do you think you'll do like you'll freeze your body or something me yeah i won't have the money for that they might oh they could freeze their body no but i I think you could get a hookup, Rose, like because you you work at SNL. You've got a lot of connections.

Or Lauren can hook up a cryo chamber. It's people, men with money like that. They don't give it away. Like, that's the thing. They're not like philanthropists. Like my dad is not a philanthropist. It's not. It comes with strings.

You know what I mean? String it up. It's the Roy. String cheese. Let's go. Put strings. I'm down with the strings you say that but then you're like

oh no I don't want to deal with like that life I would rather actually like worry about money and do what I fucking want that sounds like something somebody born with money would say I would rather worry about money and do my own thing 100% but that's who I am do you know the stuff that I've done for

free there was no strings attached and I'm just like conscious doing these things and I was like what did I get out of this same i've been at an airport in new mexico gotten into a windowless van with a booker and gone to a comedy club right and been like i came from money why am i doing this but then i think about it i'm like if i was to live the way that i was that they would have wanted me to live i would be broker than i am now because i'd be doing shit that i'm not good at you know what i

are you in the will or not yeah as of right now i do not know oh well thank you thank you for coming on mess uh i hope you have a great day it's been fun enjoy sister okay okay all right this is a good start yeah no this is perfect um I guess I will start a little itty-bitty with my mess. Your mess for the week, yeah. Just a smidge. Yeah, I think that I'm having issues with the decisions I've made in the past. Oh, no way.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I gave, okay, for the new white listeners that don't know me, I gave up my two cats to be in love in L.A. and i often think about these cats often often every every day every week every day every week i think about i'm like damn okay i have an apartment now maybe i could have like figured something out for these cats and not just giving them away bro you haven't had those cats for like six years now you're gonna renege on this you're gonna put them in i feel like this might be my losing Isaiah version

of like, but for mothers of cats. I might be there. I might be Holly Berry, you know, coming back years later like, hey, can I actually Can I have the cat? Can I have Jelly and Jam back? Do those cats even know you anymore? No. You think?

They don't know you. Y'all are negative. I'm not. They barely knew you when they lived with you. Cats are assholes. Take that back. I would FaceTime and be like, where's the other cat? and you'd be like, I don't know. That cat. I haven't seen the other cat.

Take that back. You don't mean that. I won't take it back. I have so many pictures of them holding. One of them for sure knew you. The other one lived in your closet. No. Under the bed.

Yeah. Jelly was just like, she was a night, she came at night and like huddled with me. You don't know my cat. You don't know your cats because the names are not Jelly and Jim no more. He changed the cat's name. Yeah, he changed their names.

He did change them and I told him you need to change them back. It was Fatso and Baby. just ridiculous that's how I knew I was like did I make the right choice right well they're still alive so they are alive but he did text me like last year and said he couldn't find one and I said don't message me about that uh-huh that's none of my business okay so it sounds like maybe you're not ready to have the cats back well I'm not ready to have them if they're lost or dead I'm ready I'm ready to have if they're found and alive yeah yeah uh-huh that's it so you want to go

back and ask can i do that y'all can i i gave up my cats no five years ago can i come back and be like hey you know what how much how much can i give you to give me my free cats back you would pay you would buy back now they're old these are cats of a particular age hey don't you want a young sexy healthy cat yeah why y'all ages with cats i think you get an orange cat they seem fun they do seem fun they don't listen and neither do you so you should get an orange cat

if I wanted something that didn't listen I would date men okay and you might drop I need a boom I need a bomb I need dishes trapping in glasses everywhere

I don't think you can go back and ask no but everybody has a tuxedo cat you know they're all over the place those are the most common cats but you know y'all know me i'm not ready to have an animal i'm i'm barely i'm getting myself together but not enough to have an animal so and i think that's mess getting getting a pet or getting like this is new york city we don't have enough room right but he's extra things moving around yeah yeah especially people with these big ass dogs where does that dog live german shepherd and bedside go to jail

I had a big dog. You did. For a while. But you had a big house. No, she didn't. No, I didn't. You had a big dog and a cat? No, I had like a hallway-shaped apartment.

Surely did. Railroad style. Yeah. And a big-ass dog. And it was a mess. Was your house covered in hair? No. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Charlie? I mean, I feel like maybe because I lived with them, I felt like there was hair everywhere. Yeah. It might have been your hair. It could have been my hair. no I mean it'd be my hair too

it's not just Sydney was there Sydney was there I was there you were there I was there I watched you let Bama kiss you

whoa now I'll say it I'll say it if you're gonna say my apartment's covered in my hair I'm gonna just

go ahead and say I watched Sydney let a dog kiss her on the mouth on the mouth yeah Sydney see this why I don't let you

drink off me because you don't let me drink off you because you're a germaphobe. And you kiss dogs on the mouth. Rose, but after this, lose my number.

But tell Alabama to call her. Marie, what's your mess for the week? You know when you go into a room that has really good lighting and you're like, oh my God, I look amazing. I look incredible. Is that my skin?

Yes. And then sometimes you go into a room and you're like, damn, is that what I look like? Yeah. Damn. So I went into this room. I was feeling really good about myself.

And I was like, oh, my God, I have a mustache. Like a full-blown mustache. I wish we could zoom in. I'm glad we can't. But full, like, hair, like, whisker, like, sticking out of my face. Are you sure? I'm sure. Were you on edibles?

I've never seen a mustache on you. Babe, because you're too far. Yeah. And you know what? I like it. Were you on the, did you have the tinctures, the drops? No, girl, I was not high. Okay.

I was not on edibles. You sure? I was sober, and I looked in the mirror, and I was like. And it was like, I was at like a, like a wellness place. And I said, this is not, this doesn't feel like wellness. No, that's not wellness. Yeah. I was at an acupuncture place and I said, it looks like the needles are in my face.

You sure you want on edibles? I feel like. Sydney, I'm a hundred percent sure. Cause then I went home and I was in the mirror and it's like, I tweeted some out and it was crazy. Yeah. You know what's mess? Mirrors. We have to stop looking at ourselves as much as we do.

We're obsessed. We never have been this more self-absorbed, self-involved. We are looking at ourselves 24-7. Sydney, the sociologist. Sydney, the sociologist. I minored in it. I minored in it. Did you?

And you majored in economy. Thank you. No, mirrors are not this. So you're saying cancel mirrors? I mean, let me tell you. Do you want to live that life? Hold on. She don't.

Let me tell you. Wait. I need everybody quiet. The best bars and clubs, the bathroom has no mirror. No, those are called dive bars. Yes, and those are the best. No, those are bad.

Listen, I was in a hotel this weekend. They didn't have a single floor-length mirror. Every time I wanted to see myself, I had to go into the bathroom and jump up so I could see my butt. That's not, I was like, I know a man designed this hotel because where is the full-length mirror?

But that's the thing. It's like, first of all, you were at the Four Seasons. So they're like, you got money. You know how to dress, sis. And even if you don't know kind of dress you have money so they're like what are you focused on focus on the time that you're having you're having a time at the four seasons just in case i bump into i don't know an ambassador

it's crazy too prince the four seasons has like the best bathtub so you know that's how you know a man did it it's like they've got a great bathtub and no full like length mirror so that you can see yourself and a tv in the mirror yeah the bathroom yeah but actually that doesn't make any sense because men are not taking baths. Oh, yes, they are. So wouldn't they care about each other? Yes, they are. They are.

If there's, because think about it, what is a bath if it's not like soaking in your own filth? It is. Do you have a point? That's for men. They do love a little puddle.

Yeah. A puddle moment. It's a man puddle. A man puddle. Wow. Write that down. No, but I mean, we're sober,

but when we used to party, whenever I would go into these spots that there's like a little tiny mirror in the corner. It's like, hey, it's just enough to make sure I don't got no coke on my nose. But other than that, we having a blast. We're not focused on how we look. Okay, no, no, no.

But here's the thing. Think about your taste in people while you were drinking. The worst. Okay, now, how would your taste in bathrooms be better than your taste in people while drinking? Let's talk about it. I see what you're trying to say here. From a past perspective.

She said you sound high, babe. No, you sound like a mom and you're, you've lost it, friend. You used to be cool, okay? Let me speak to my cool friend. No, no, no. You can't just say that. You can't just say that. You can't say that because I said something that was on point.

You can't just go, oh, you sound like a mom. I will. Okay. You like mirrors? You sound like a mom. I sound right. I sound correct. Again, another thing about a mom.

Now you sound like a mom. Okay. Yeah. I mean, my whole thing is, is that I'm just tired of looking at myself the way I do because I'm overanalyzing everything. And like, I've never seen a mustache. And I look at you constantly. We're always together. Stop looking at my mustache.

I'm sorry. I don't see it. Oh, my God. I'm calling HR. That's crazy. Very invasive. You don't see it, but it's there. I also, Sydney, I see myself every day.

I went into the bathroom and I was like, who is he? I've caught a whisker or two. on myself. It's crazy. It's really bad. Do you think it always catches you by surprise? I am also taking these hair vitamins. That's what I was going to say. I was like, I feel like Neutrophil? No, Mary Ruth's. Okay. It's like a liquid thing that I take

two tablespoons of every day. Okay. It's supposed to make the hair on my head grow, but maybe it's making the hair on my face grow. Yeah. Right about there, down there. Is that growing? Yeah, but it's wintertime. I got, you know, I got little shorts on. I got a little hair kini on. Whatever's

not growing on the side of my head, It's growing down there. I'll tell you that much. I got enough. I got enough to donate, for sure. Girl, lots of love. Lots of love for my lady. I got a few.

Tubes for people. I got a few. If you need it, I got you, boo. Some people, you know, scrotum hair, it don't connect. So I got it for them. What? Scrotum hair don't connect? Yeah.

What? You know what? I think we should have. Should we get you some patchy pubes? Should we get you some water, friend? No, I haven't. I haven't. Yeah.

Should I get laser? Should I laser all my hair off? I'm scared to do that. I would just get one of those, like, you know, those little things off the TikTok shop. The razor? No, no. The wax. The wax?

No. It's like a, like a, like an electronic, like dermaplaning thing. Oh, yes. Because then you can just carry that in your makeup bag. But I'm shaving my face every other day? Yeah. No. I'm going to get it waxed.

I'm not saying you'd get it every other day, but like, it's not growing like that. No. Yeah. Marie, this is what they want us to focus on. They want us to focus on the hairs on our chinny chin chin and not figure out what's going on in the world. Big hair. Deflecting.

Deflecting. Big hair. We are fighting the fight against big hair and big mirrors. Okay. It's the hair and it's the mirror to deflect us for what's going on in our economy right now. No. quail eggs are four dollars

and they're not quail they're pigeons and they're pigeons oh yeah yeah rosebud what's my best yes what's your man yeah what's messy to you well you know what do you consider i mean i came in here

with a bunch of different ideas as you guys know what should we what's what what should the title of the podcast be we can go through them but what's the title i mean okay what was the last one that we said uh you said i think group activities was it that was the first one but okay we'll get to it eventually um i do think oh going live going live going live uh-huh that's the one going live going live going live is a mess yes I've had friends that have texted me a very sweet text and you know uh and I'll respond like they're a sane person and then in the same day they'll go live and I'll be like who is this who are you I don't know what happens to people's personalities when they go live I don't know what happens in their psychology but people are out

here journaling out loud journaling morning pages at 8 p.m yes and it's like we don't need to hear it you know i think it's it's one of those things where it's kind of like big mirrors okay where you don't have to reflect everything back out there you know what i mean you don't have to figure this out in public yeah but it's 2025 and people we live in a time of people oversharing and I get it and I get and it's it's paying off it's like that's the worst part about it is that they will it will pay off for them and they know it and it's it's bad I'm I know I'm gonna sound like a mom but it's bad what's the last time you went live I can't remember but why but my thing is why are you so can't remember but I know I was lonely I think it was during the pit it was 2020

then yes probably but why are you so judgmental to somebody else's life you just don't have to go in. No, no, no. I'm not judgmental. I'll watch. We watch and we judge. I will opt in and I will watch and I'll enjoy it. Okay. That's the thing. But these are people that I care about too. So I go,

come on now. I think this is mess when people are, people that you actually know are doing things online and you have not tapped them and be like, hey baby, what's going on? Do we need to talk? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm available. You want to get on a FaceTime? Do you want to get in a group

chat? Should we chat? Because you are embarrassing us. Girl, are you doing Instagram intervention? Sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes it's necessary. That's a good friend. Just a smidge. Yeah, I mean, Marie, have you, there was times where I was like on

Sid Can Cook. This was during the pandemic. This is when. That was a live for the books. That was a show though. It was a show but there was a couple of episodes where you're like, Sidney, you might need to Just take a break. I was like, I only do this once a week.

You're like, you might. You do it once a week. But the show was four hours. It was so long. Sydney would be live cooking in full glam. Yes. In a full look. Yes.

But then she had sponsors. She got a free, like, free cookware. She did it right. She did it right. Did you get a free microwave? Did you get an AC or something? Well, the thing is, is that I didn't have any ACs. And then everything was overheating.

My phone was overheating. We had to stop the live, start the live up. Carolina is sweating profusely. She's like, I got to take a break. She left me. She went on a 15. It turned into a 50. Everybody sent me money.

They're like, get an AC at least for Carolina. She's the one cooking. It was crazy. They were yelling at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I understand that that was fun. But sometimes you're like, this is supposed to be fun. Why are you so stressed?

Take a break. Well, I would log in sometimes. I logged in once. And Sidney was in full tears on Sid Can Cook. And I was like, damn, what did I miss? And all the comments were like, you're doing great, sweetie. Like, we love you, Sid. Hang in there.

And I was like, these people are all bored on a Sunday night. Yeah, I think maybe what my thing is then is just crying in public. Like, maybe that's the... Crying in public in New York is a rite of passage. It is a rite of passage. But it makes me, when I see people crying in public, Like, I want to, like, go over with an umbrella and be like, people can see you. People can see you.

You might want to just. But that's the thing. Because we are so numb and the way we were like, I didn't see nothing. I didn't say nothing. Like, when people cry, you're just like, well, this is just a regular Wednesday for her. Right. Like, this is what we do. We miss the train.

We cry. Somebody died. We cry. Someone jumped in front of the train. We upset. We angry. We're not even crying. We're not crying.

We're never crying like that. Oh, my God. I'm going to lay it. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm really, this is helping me narrow everything down because I really feel like I go from, okay, let's not go live to let's not cry in public to maybe let's bring back shame. Let's bring back shame. Oh, 100%. Shame, people not having shame is mess.

No, I think shame is mess. I think shame is stopping us that some of our brightest, funniest, coolest people are not doing their thing because of shame. And so, and I'm speaking that for me. But is it shame or is it like perfectionism? like... No, it's a shame. You're ashamed that people are going to judge you for doing something you want to do? How do you feel, Rosamund?

I feel more confused than when I walked in here. I'm going to be honest. I will say, Rosamund, you are really good. You've been putting up your clips. You put up things about, you know, your daughter, your husband, your dog. Ashamed of all of it. Are you?

Ashamed of all of it. And that's why we fuck with you. There's not a single time that I post something that I don't go, this is god awful embarrassing really yeah every not a single time not a single time where i go like yes fuck yes even the clips that people love that do well right yeah especially those i feel like especially the ones that take off make me go like wasn't there a show where your your nanny used like a nanny somebody who used to nanny or your teacher was in the audience yes yes that went viral that went viral like like it went crazy

It was like someone that used to babysit me was in the audience at my show, not knowing that she was coming to see me. Not this lady out past the bedtime. She's putting the pieces together in her head while I'm on stage. Because, you know, I talk about people in my life. I talk, I name names. So did she nanny you when you were a baby or like? Yeah. So she saw your baby asshole, but she didn't know your face.

She didn't know my face. She didn't know your face. Well, to be fair, Sydney, the baby face doesn't stay your adult face. Yeah, neither does the asshole, if I'm being completely honest. Speak for yourself, I have a very, a young, a young booty hole. Okay, well, we can't see it with the hair bikini. Okay, so let's be honest, we don't know. With the butt hairs?

I'm going to say mine has been consistent. Mine has been tired since day one. Yeah. i don't want to do it no more that's a lie your buddy stop eating cheese and dairy you got an adult butthole now please it was an adult when i was a baby yeah it was getting constantly used one of the first things the doctor said one of the first things the doctor said when sydney came out is that is an adult asshole they said it's a grown woman I've never seen an older pussy

on a baby I never said about that now you're gone too far you're gone too far take it back I'm sorry I'm sorry babies don't have pussies

they have tutus can I tell you the reason why that came up was because I was reading a headline yesterday that people are getting labia puff surgery Make it make sense to make this is what this is such a no, no, no, no. I mean, first of all, this is a New York Post article. I should have led with that.

OK, but it's it because they called it labia puff surgery to make their vaginas appear more youthful, which is to me a red flag. If your boyfriend's like I could use a younger looking pussy, like I'm like, why? Wait, what? Why do you need a minor pussy? Wait, I mean that that labia puff. I need to Google this. Yeah. This is strange because it's like, first of all, I mean, I hate saying this, but when I was younger, I wasn't really looking at it like that. Like it was it was there. You know, I know it was getting used or whatever.

Yeah. Like, you know, I was getting used. Jesus Christ. It was a work. It was a work. I'm the one going too far. It was a work in whole. That's what I mean. It was there. I know it didn't step out and like run some errands. Like, I know it was always there. Yeah.

But now that I'm getting older, I'm like, I'm checking to make sure it's, you know. Yeah. I'm not seeing a difference, really. In your poussoir? I'm not looking at, yeah, I'm not clocking any difference. Yeah. Really? I mean, I had a C-section.

Oh. Can you clap? So I guess it does. You had a C-section. I did have a C-section. So it didn't come out. It didn't come out. But it does look like my pussy's, like, smiling, like, a little bit at you.

Whoa. Like, it's sort of giving, like, a. It's like this? Like a smirk. Okay. Whenever she says that word My torso is winking at you When I take off my clothes

Can we get a sound effect When she says pussy Because I don't like it I don't like the way you say it It just sounds You gotta say Why? It just sounds like

Do I sound like a man? Yes That's what I mean But no no no Like No no no Yes It sounds

Yes It sounds aggressive It doesn't It's not like It's not like you're saying it like In a cute way I don't want to say it in a cute way oh why because it does serious things okay mother okay it's it's discharge yeah it's no

that's meant it's a serious word we have this thing discharge discharge i don't like that why oh why because you're dry no i'm calling hr right now Bros, but every time you're on here, something goes awry. What are you talking about? You just pulled her glasses off. Yeah, that's a sign. You said you don't like the word discharge.

You said you don't like discharge. You said you're afraid of discharge. It's called secretion. Okay. Secretion? Sorry I didn't use the lesbian term for it. Secretion sounds like a lesbian bar. Where y'all going tonight?

Oh, girl, we're going to do it. Secretion. Ladies, get in before 11 at secretion. Yeah, but discharge is for the gays. okay we're going to be on the street at this time hey hey I need can we get we'll settle down

girl you don't want to go to secretions today I got a new body suit I want to wear to secretions we were talking about oh my god the ice cubes come in little tear forms little tear formations girl you are going to jail

going to jail okay so we were talking about shame look at my nails no well let's talk about crying in public okay because first of all we have all secretions in public secretions I secretions in public because we've all done it at least once and I think you have to think about you are at your bottom when you're crying on a subway or on the street or when you can't hold it see this makes me go back to my original thing okay because I go you're actually at your bottom if you're crying in public on live on live that's what i mean well i saw i saw a tiktok of a nurse in the hospital and she the the top of the

video just said uh we lost another patient today and it's her crying in the hallway and then this guy made a like a a spoof of it and it was like he comes into the room he sets up the camera he he makes sure it's on and then he's like that's what i don't like the people who set up their camera their animal is dying or has died and they're holding they're holding their animal they're fixing the angle they're getting it at every angle yeah it's sick yeah that you should have shame on it yeah yeah filming your animal getting euthanized that another thing there is nothing darker nothing i mean you could be you could be putting an animal down setting up a camera to put an animal down is another level of like dystopian darkness you're going to jail

you're going to jail for going live that's the title of the episode you're going to jail the title of the episode is secretion secretion tonight i'm free before 11 let's let's open a bar for sober people that are gay secretions. Don't text me. You're supposed to be my friend. I'm going to be a business partner. If this whole thing ends

with Sydney crying while we're doing a podcast. But that's the thing. Sydney does cry in public. Yeah. But Sydney, the way that Sydney, Sydney,

you stop. But the way that Sydney cries, it's like a switch will flip on and off. Like, I'm sure you've seen her cry many a time and then she's laughing and you're like wait, was she crying?

Because I'm with y'all bitches and y'all sham the tears. Y'all don't, you're like are you crying right now? I'm like, Sydney, this is a star. No, it really is. You cry. You cry. Oh, no, no, no, keep going.

I pick my phone up to call my car. Sydney cries like most people sneeze. Yes. It is. In threes. I'm sorry that I have blood running through my veins and liquids in my body. Okay, this isn't gone with the wind. I'm sorry. Let's settle

down. I'm sorry that I'm a human being. So you bitches are the most stone cold, like I I think I've only seen you cry on mushrooms and you, I mean Oh, Rosamond, when's the last time you cried? Have you seen it? I mean

Did you cry when you gave birth? No. No. did you see her photo yo and can we post which photo the photo of you you the picture that you sent me yeah after you gave birth was insane you looked so good so bright it was like you you had like a facial before your bangs was sitting you did a you did a mask a sheet mask i can do a full face of makeup no you did it was clear it was clear that's a mess why are we getting done up You just you're giving birth because I felt like a toad. You're giving birth.

That's when you should look like a toad. Yeah, I know. But I wanted I I chose a C-section because I read on somebody on Reddit said it was the easy way out. Not Reddit. Reddit is where I get my news. That is my doctor. Yeah. Also, Matt, y'all have to get off of Reddit.

Sydney, you'll be on Reddit. Sydney is next Sydney is next I was in a dark place you were not supposed to listen to me well I was in a dark place that's when I was in LA you were in LA and I was pregnant

and we were both in a very dark place and Marie was just like oh okay you feel real am I the asshole you are am I the asshole is the best it is really good reading the comments under

people's reddit posts because people in the comment section are the smartest dumbest people you'll ever not meet yeah it also it brings a little bit of dignity back to the internet because no one can be seen so everyone on reddit is fully anonymous like like way back in the day like it reminds me of like you know early internet days where none of there was no consequences so people were just saying whatever and it turns out they were a lot nicer really i think a lot nicer i don't think so i see people on reddit with like having like nice discussions compared to what people on you know instagram tiktok are doing but well i feel like reddit is informative they're trying to inform now is it a lot of q anon people informing people yeah oh for sure yeah there's

also people there's different you know subgroups of things that you could get information from And I'm OK with that. What I'm not OK with is like we shouldn't be anonymous. If you're going to you have to say things with your chest. Stop like backtracking or hiding. It's like just say it and be proud. If you're if you know what you're saying is not that bad. Why don't you want to be connected to it? It's not even. But some people are sharing things that are kind of embarrassing. And some people are saying things that they know are that bad. Right. So it has to be. That's why it has to be. That's the whole point. but I think

I'm not going on the internet to share my best self you know what I mean that's not where I'm showcasing the best sides of my personality now we really get to it nobody really wants to be their best selves on the internet

is that what we're saying? No I think the goal is to be your worst self to give them your worst I don't try to be my worst self on the internet I try to be my coolest self on the internet okay and maybe that's not even the right way to say it but worse no i just need you to know that i'm doing a little bit better than you that's all yeah okay yeah okay okay okay and and the bad

stuff doesn't get posted i'm not posting myself crying right i'm not posting like i think it was bella hadid who had like an album like she had like 10 slides and every single slide was her crying in a different country in a different bed in a different she's like see it's not all glamorous yeah people were like oh slay mama and she's just like you see I'm pretty but also sad and people were like yeah and people were like I mean obviously her fans were like we love you and other people were like this is dumb yeah you are unhinged yeah yeah yeah I would have been the one saying you're unhinged but I'm also the one here saying that this is why I'm like I'm more confused than I am when you walk in, because I feel like when it comes to the Internet, I get

all I go backwards. I like I don't have any full argument on it because there's so many things about it where it's like I'll see one post and I'll be like, see, this is the problem. This is the problem with the world. And then I'll see a different post that's kind of doing the same thing. And I'll be like, no, but this is the way you should do it. You're going to do it. Do you know what I mean?

Where I'm like, you shouldn't go live. And then I think about Sid can cook and she's in full glam and it's a show. Yeah. And she got sponsorships. And I'm like, well, that's you should do that. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm spineless and I'm the mess. Rosebud Bakery is mess. I think I'm the mess.

Rosebud is mess. Now, wait, there was another thing that you didn't like. You didn't like, was it group activities? Group birthday parties. I don't like group activities. I don't like organized fun. You don't like fun? I love fun.

Do you? I love fun. What's fun for you? What's fun for you? um the group chat that's a group activity literally group is but it's the only group chat that i like and it's not really an activity because i'm alone while i do it but it we have to say we have to put it on on paper amina plans a lot of things in the group chat she has a lot of google yeah and how many of those things have happened all of them you just you might not show

all right we get down to it group activity and now it all makes sense to be like we're who's missing in the group but you but you came to sydney's birthday paint thing yes and you were great at it it was awesome it was a lot of fun painted a professional i just but i'll be honest it was it took a lot to get there it took a lot and i don't love like it's the organization of that really gets me annoyed why you have people organizing stuff or you having to having to organize like having to i'll be like oh that sounds so fun and then i'm like oh i have to look at my calendar and like if something doesn't fit then i feel like i'm like throwing in like oh that doesn't work for me can we do a different date it's like if you're the person like stopping

the group activity from happening because you have some dumb fucking thing to do then like just bow out that's how i feel that's fair oh so selfless yeah no i i do feel when it's not even selfless it's like i don't want to go back and forth about it right when when everybody's like i'm in i'm in when i'm everybody's hard yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you're like dot dot dot i have a thing and then somebody comes well actually we the 18th and you're like i'm in i'm in i'm in and then you're like oh oh that's also not gonna work for me that's why i don't respond to emails really if I have to let's get down to it Marie if I don't you respond to email if I have to leave the email to open a calendar app and then I have to check multiple I'm not I'm not

doing that that's why I never use my calendar that's what I'm telling you girl and that's why you forget when you have shows that's why you don't know what time your flights are on live being like hey I know I had a show tonight but where is it right Sydney every day we record every Tuesday and every Tuesday at like 11.05, she's like, where are we recording today?

Marie, you do the same thing. I check my calendar now. You do have to have a calendar. I check, it's in the calendar. And today, I color-coded stuff in the calendar.

So now all my shows are red. The stuff that I care about is pink. Yes. Travel is yellow. So now when I look at my thing, I'm like, look how busy I am this month.

Yeah. It's fun. Love it. Calendars are fun when it's just like, oh that is yeah you see that

wait let me look at mine but look Sydney you can see all of the mess dates mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess mess they're all in there

oh girl see I had to switch to Google Maps oh cause I this doesn't work for me no more okay

this is fun it's fun what calendar is that that's just that iPhone oh damn yeah cause my Google calendar

I mean my regular iPhone calendar looks like this this not this not nice I don't like this girl get you But see, I think my issue is

Wait, you're Virgo? I'm a Libra Are you a Virgo? No, I have a Virgo moon Well, I'm Virgo, Virgo, Virgo, Libra Virgo, Virgo, Libra? Yeah I'm Virgo, Taurus, Pisces

Pisces, I feel like they cry They do But you don't I do in therapy Oh, you cry every week in therapy? I cry where it's appropriate I used to cry once a year on my birthday Like clockwork

and that's why I don't really do that no more yeah okay let's just get down to it you cry because didn't you your family used to be Republican and you cry because you Haitian so like no no no I cry I don't cry because I'm Haitian and I don't cry because my family is

Republican so now what's your excuse babe oh well my mother gave me away when I was two oh my god damn Sydney way to bring the pod down now the audience is crying I was raised by three senior citizens who were in the civil rights movement.

So that's why I cry. I cry for all of my ancestors. Sydney's mom put her in a basket when she was a baby and sent her down the Nile River. It was actually not even a basket. It was a big, big bucket of popcorn. It was a Conway bag. Yeah. It was a top ramen cup.

Because, you know, I was a preemie. Rosa, why are you laughing at that? you're a mother now it's funny fucking Top Ramen Rosebud are you how would you put things in order are you like a mom first

a comedian second a woman third how would you label yourself a republican fifth I hate this this is why I wrote that joke about you in the special what mama I never said hey mama

I don't know who you're talking to I know you don't talk like that. That's why it was shocking. You're a liar. I had my baby and Sydney calls me, Hi, Mama. Hey, Mommy. How you doing, Mama?

Oh, Sydney, I could, yeah, when she does the voice, I feel like I could hear it. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck happened? But now I say Mama because of the special. So Sydney, 360. Hey, Mama. She's a mommy. I never said that and I'm going to stand on that

because that doesn't even sound like me. It fully didn't sound like you. And it was really shocking. And I was like, what happened to me? And what happened to my friend? Well, that, okay, this is, okay, I'm glad that you're here. Okay. This is mess when mothers are being like, I'm just going to bring my baby.

I'm bringing them. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rosebud will fully be at, you know, a party in Harlem. And she's like, I'm bringing, I'm bringing Minnow. Yeah. And I said, that was my mistake. They're rolling blunts in the back. That was my mistake.

That's what you bring? Yeah, that was my mistake. Babies, blunts, banks. Listen, first of all, first of all, for that party, it was arts and crafts. Oh, okay. They were doing arts and crafts. So you know blunts were going to be there with the arts. I figured in the back.

Yeah. Blunts go with creativity. We needed weed for the vision. Of course. Yeah. And I wasn't telling people, put the blunts away. I'm bringing the baby. Yeah.

Wait, that's the title. Put the blunts away. I'm bringing the baby. That's too long. i need the t-shirt that is that is so good that's merch that is good i need everybody put that in the comments i need that in the reviews put the blunts away i'm bringing the baby or bring wait put the baby away i'm bringing the blunts i like that actually yeah well that's what ended up happening i put the baby away

Because I was like, the blunts are here. The blunts are here. I was like, send. And that's why you're a good mother. I said, take the baby home. I put the baby in the car. I was like, OK, this was my bad. Yeah.

Also, the baby's making us look racist, if I'm being honest. Yo, tell them what happened. The baby said, it's real dark in here. The baby was being racist. What happened? Set the scene. OK, so we went to Sam J's party. Name names.

Yeah, it was, I mean, you know, I might as well. we're the ones who look bad yeah so who's we bitch we ain't got no baby no no me and minnow and andy look bad so we show up at this party um yaya opens the door the host yes she opens the door she goes like that right not a big fan of yelling my baby okay not a huge thing you mean blacks because every time you bring the baby yeah if there are black we're like oh literally i did it the last time i saw her and she started crying immediately yeah yeah yeah and i said oh the baby got anxiety she fully so she starts crying sobbing yelling okay now she's yelling but nobody else can yell so i was like all right already it looks bad yeah then we walk in i'm like oh cool we're the

only white people in this party yes so now we're fully racist we just look racist and this is my nightmare i'm in a nightmare i'm literally i have the racist baby that i brought first of all bringing a baby to a party not great bringing a racist baby to as the only white baby to a black party is uh unexcusable so i was like put the baby in the car okay when here's when i knew i was like we got a problem. And this is why you could bring Rosebud to the cookout because she's putting her baby

in the car. Yeah. She could be with us. Unless they're here, baby's gone. Yeah, the baby's got to go. Yeah. She was screaming in a way

where I was like, this is not okay. Like, I was like, I got to do some serious work here. And I don't, and obviously it can't happen right now. It's going to ruin people's party.

No. You know? But I'm also in a position now where I'm like, how do I fix, I'm like, how do I fix this? You know, I'm like,

I'm trying to bring her around How do you fix racism? I'm trying to bring her around. You know what I mean? I'm like, let's get to know people. These are mom's friends. You know what I mean? Also, it's not like she sees you or Amina or Marie and starts crying.

Oh, okay. I was like, I thought you were supposed to act like we don't see the baby. No, no, no. Because we see the baby. No, she sees you guys and she's not, you know what I mean? No, she doesn't. But we don't, like, Marie, you were excited to see her. But when we normally see her, we're like, oh, my God, girl.

What's up, man? Right, right, right. And I will say, I'm like, I did say to y'all, I was like, you can't scream at a baby. You can't. Period. Yeah. That's crazy. Screaming at a baby's face is like, okay.

She said, ah, well, because we're excited to see her. Right. Little dense bag of potatoes baby. Yeah. Bag of potatoes? Yeah, she's heavy. Minnow is going to hear this podcast in like 10 years. Yeah.

No, she's not. Minnow, don't listen to this. This is mess. She's not going to listen to this. You know when we get to like bonding, I'm like, baby. girl you want to hear something I used to do she loves you and she goes up to the fridge and she hugs your photo

so it's one of the you know what I mean she literally will hug Sydney's photo on the fridge and go Sid so it's not you know what I mean she loves you but it's it was one of those situations where I was like oh we look real real bad let's get her in the car you guys go home I'm going to stay because these are my friends

okay and it would just be rude for me to leave you know is also the nanny i feel bad when i'm like i don't want a baby at like a party i feel like why do you feel bad about that i don't know i don't think you should feel bad because i support i support your child when she's at your house yeah but when she's outside i'm saying she gotta go listen i was like oh i had to see it i had to be like let's see how she does because if she's there and it's like not a problem and she's having fun and like playing and being fun that's one thing and she's not like

like ruining the vibe but babies are always going to ruin the vibe not always babies some babies are chill some babies are chill

but I guess you don't have a chill I do not have a chill baby babies boyfriends and sometimes plus ones they all in the same group sometimes it's like

nah yeah yeah yeah you can do it out and babies are even worse because it's like if you got a boyfriend who's who sucks

he's not going to be drawing attention away Hopefully I'm thinking the kind of boyfriend that sucks That doesn't say anything Where are those at? A quiet sucky boyfriend

I've seen a few They're out there You don't notice them And you don't want to And that's why a baby is worse You know what I mean So I get it I don't think you should bring your baby to parties

If they're not a party baby Get you a party baby Where are the party babies at? I've been trying to make mine one, and it's not working. Baby, you know what? Marie, if you had a baby, I think you would have a party baby. That's because I would smoke the entire pregnancy. No, Marie.

The baby would come out and be like, yeah. I honestly think that's fine. My baby would be like, my baby would come out like. When they open it, it's just smoke coming out of the baby. My baby would come out foot first. Infused formula. Just on tap. Baby having CBD.

Baby. CB baby. CB babies. Yeah. But people in Brooklyn, I feel like, love bringing their babies to bars. Really? Yeah. It's like all the millennials had babies and they were like, yeah, but I'm still cool.

And it was like, you don't, you cannot bring the baby into this bar. I didn't. That was like a fear of mine. Like when I was pregnant is I was like, I don't want to be the mom that's like, oh, i'm still i still have it you know and it's like you can't help it sometimes you're like i just want to see my friends and i've been inside for like i feel like a fucking severance innie i have to get out so you go and you bring your baby and you go well this is worse you know what i mean this is actually way worse but i didn't i was like i chose to have a baby i'm gonna i'm gonna

you know deal deal with it yeah like consequences yes girl constantly i said consequences oh well You can't say that having a baby doesn't come with consequences. Yes, it does. You know what I mean? We need to be more honest about that. Yeah. Yeah. It's a double edged sword for sure.

It's worth it. I would never go back. I would never like I love my kid. She's so funny. She's so ridiculous. She drops on the record. She loves her kid. OK, she she drops shit and she'll go, oh, shit.

And I'm like, this is hilarious. That's your baby. Yeah. She's so funny. Oh, shit. Shit. Today I was putting her in her stroller. And I put her down.

She hates her stroller. She goes, oh, shit. And I was like, this is great. I love this. She's one and a half. When I see her, I see you. I'm like, that is your baby. Yeah.

That's your baby with no bang. Yeah. It's you without bang. But I forget that I'm not really an outgoing person. Like, I have my friends that I like, you know. But she's not naturally outgoing. So I'm like, I'm trying to bring that out of her. She's one and a half.

she'll figure it out but that's what i'm saying she's one and a half now it's as good as it's ever gonna be no no when she can say full sentences she's gonna be like i don't know i mean her life is as good as it's ever gonna be oh you know what i mean so if you don't like groups now well i mean groups be doing too much i mean i think and they do i've learned that that like i think i could do four people tops five is the group chat but like after four we doing too much there's gonna be somebody that's annoying and doesn't understand hey all of your mannerisms we don't want it just just sit here and be chill they don't know how to be chill i think four is a good amount because even when you go to a restaurant a four top is easier than a five

yes right they can push two twos together and boom we have a seed you know what my favorite kind of

like group hang is is when you have friends come to your house you like to host yes you do

and you have a good couch I love to host because it doesn't require any sort of like organization yeah but you gotta have some

some snacks or maybe not or something that you can order you know how to order I always order you know what I can't stand

LA people who be like come to my house it's like no Nobody is coming 45 minutes, an hour out to sit on your couch. I'm sorry. I don't care what kind of Netflix, Hulu. You got all the passwords. We're going to have to do an activity because if somebody's driving that far, absolutely not.

Netflix, come to my house to watch TV. I have TV at home. Yeah. I would fully do that. I think it's. I would fully go to somebody's house to watch TV. I think it's go meet somebody out, get a meal, maybe a drink. Then go to their.

back at the house and now we watching old reality TV or we watching music videos or we watching someone special that we hate

and then on the record on the record you hate watching a special let's see if we can land hate watching a special in a group

is the group activity that I would go for anytime that's a good group activity that is really fun listening if you if I put out a special

and y'all hate watching together the streams all I need is the streams baby get the music yeah I don't care. We're hating, but you're getting paid.

Yeah. It's actually a generous thing to do. It is. I'll spin it. You're welcome. should we do our mess versus living with these messages we got from our live show Yes. Should we do that?

Yes. Okay. Okay, here's one. Yeah. Is this messy or is this just living? I am a bridesmaid. That's already a mess. I'm a bridesmaid and I have to give a speech.

However, I do not like my friend's fiance and do not really want to give a speech because he sucks. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Is it messy to not give a speech at your friend's wedding because you don't like the fiance? Or are you just living your life if you opt out? I think, okay, because I've heard a lot of speeches, right? some speeches they just be talking about their friend like yeah they're like i'm i'm like i've seen you through everything this is the happiest i've ever seen you you know i'm glad that i've

been here like you're caring you're like see i would have a hard time going like this is the happiest i've ever seen you and that's surprising because he sucks you know what i mean but you could be like you know he's lucky he's lucky to be in your presence or have somebody that oh yeah Yeah, you can spin it. You can say it that way. So, like, because would you want to walk away that day and be like, I didn't contribute to a day that's supposed to be important for my friend. I don't care who I am, but, like, I want to be there for her.

Right. Okay. That's a good way to spin it, Sid. Thank you. So, is it messy or is it just living? I think it's messy to not give the speech. To not give your speech. I'm going to say that, too.

Yeah. You can be there for your friend. Yeah. It's not about him anyway. I'm not friends with him. Right. Yeah. Some people are, but...

Give your speech for the person that you're there for. Yeah, and don't even address him. You can, like, sneak a little mess in. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? A hundred percent. Is this mess or living? I was out of town for a month,

and my roommates expect me to participate in a hundred dollar energy bill. Nope. Good luck, though. Tell Connett I said, hi. Living. That's living? yes that's living i didn't use any energy why am i paying also how is the con at 800

how many damn roommates y'all got that's a lot of rage how many fans how many chargers you got four or five people in there and everything is running all day you got to unplug some stuff yeah unplug the things yeah that's messy how much is your uh content um i don't know i don't know how much mine is either because i wait until he does andy does it okay your husband yeah my husband slash accountant slash nanny slash nanny okay look at you you're doing great should i get a husband yeah yeah i don't know i feel like it like the thing is is that if you didn't have roommates right and you were gone for a month you would still have to pay something so maybe not pay exactly like split it but be like hey i'll contribute something like

what's my average but I'm not paying extra for what no if I'm not there yeah I'll pay the my part portion of the rent because even though I'm not there the room needs to be paid for but I'm not paying for utilities what that's not how it works if you live in an apartment you're gone for the month you still have to pay utilities if I'm not there for the month I didn't use any utilities yeah I mean you're still gonna have something it's not gonna be it's like oh I was gone for the month i'm not paying my internet it's like the internet is still on i guess if this wasn't here's the thing here's the part of this that's messy it's like if you didn't say to your roommates hey i'm gonna be gone for the month so i will not be paying utilities for next month like that

part might be a little messy i need to know why the bill is 800 i do too yeah that's insane come back to us and let us know circle back bitch okay i filmed a sex tape with a famous basketball player and he tried he told me he would send it to me but never did that's mess what basketball player yeah that's messy also babe it's it's it's on it's gonna be on the shade room everybody has done stuff on tape we're doing this on tape yeah some of this some of this stuff we say on podcast That's worse than sex tape. No. No.

No. No. No. What? Any sex tape, I put it out. I was throwing it back, honey, because the camera was on. Sid, only fans, Washington. There's no camera on.

I'm like. This is true. Nosferatu. This is true. Put it out. There you go. That's crazy. You're like begging.

I'm begging. Please. Release the tapes. I think that's mess. I mean, also, this is a famous basketball player. Famous makes me think that he doesn't want to give it to her

because he's scared she's going to release it. So that's mess on both sides. No face, no case. My friend got fired, but she's telling everyone she got laid off. That's her living. That's living.

Living. I support it. That is. Yeah. That's her damn business if I can find it. Yeah, you're being your, she's her own best publicist.

Yeah. Either way, I don't work there no more. Right. And you got to stick besides her, okay? I hate the people that's like,

I'm trying to do my lies, my due diligence with my lies. And you're over here like, that's not what I heard. She said, she, she. Right.

She left. Yeah, that's giving White Lotus. Ooh, I got to watch the third episode. Found out my little sister got a vaginoplasty, okay? And now it got me questioning

if something is wrong with my puss. Because we know that runs in the genes. I'm sorry. We know that runs in the genes? Does it? I don't think so. Are pussies not like snowflakes? I think they are.

I have my mother's vagina and she has her mother's vagina? I don't know. i i have some really bad news um oh my mom used to oh thank you sydney i tell you my mom didn't give no fucks like she would walk around with no panties on sometimes no panties just like a you know like winnie the pooh just ruined winnie the pooh for you as a kid i mean i i saw it so many times yeah i was like actually my eyes are bleeding yeah um and Winnie the Pooh comes on you're like where's his vagina Winnie the Pooh had his dick out

oh can I remember when it was like it started to like get gray or whatever and now you were clocking it I was like it was time-lapse photography in front of your eyes Sydney How old were you when your mom was walking around with her tutu out? I was in high school. Oh, wow. I was in high school. And that's why I think I get a little uncomfortable if I'm saying with people and they just walking around butt naked.

I don't like that. Yeah. You're like, what are you, my mom? I mean, if you take your clothes and, you know, I accidentally see a nipple. Like, I'm not afraid of seeing women's bodies, right? I'm a lesbian and I'm not attracted to my friends. But just walking around back and forth, just out, titty out, like the old woman at the Y. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, those women are free. They paid their membership. Go off.

Right. But if it's in your house, you feel like they've come into your home. Yes. Yes. Well, I was at their house. So actually, I should just shut up. Let the ladies be naked at home. It's clapping. It's like, you know what? This is your. Okay, boom. But you saw your mother's vagina for years. Hey, I don't like the way you said it. I don't like it coming out of your mouth.

You saw your mother's vagina for years. I don't like saying it like that. You were a witness to your mother's tutu for a while. Does yours look like, is it genetic? The, the, ooh. Are you deciding whether or not to answer? Yeah. I said, I have to draw a line on this mess.

That's crazy. You literally just said, drop the sex tape. And now you're like. Because it wasn't great All you have to say is does it look the same No But I could see where we are related For sure

The labia runs in the family Did we decide whether that was Like a mess The additional info on this one is She used her inheritance She used her other sister's inheritance Oh no She should have started

That's the real mess Oh my God, that's mess. Because she wants to start an OnlyFans. How did you leave that out? Because Marie's good. The layers, the layers. But now, is it mess if my pretty pussy now gets me more money on OnlyFans

and I can pay you back? It was mess until you said the OnlyFans part and now I'm like, now you're just living your life. Now you're living your life. Well, I think it would be right of her to start giving a little bit of percentage to her sister to get the money back from her OnlyFans. it would be right

because she about to triple it didn't she get her own inheritance no she took it she took it I'm assuming they both got their own inheritance

and she used hers for her pussy bleep out when she says this I didn't say it bad that time I said it really nice you said

puss okay here's the last one friend's mom opened up a credit card in her name and got 30,000

USD dollars in debt opened up a credit card in in whose name her mother opened up a credit card in her name in her daughter's name and got and now her daughter has $30,000 in debt that's mess first of all shout out to your friend for having that line of credit like that's amazing 30 they're not giving 30,000 to everybody that's pretty that means you have an amazing credit score you did have a good history before she opened up this line of credit. I didn't

realize that the amount of credit, your limit was based on your credit score. Absolutely. Wow. It's based on, like, they can obviously trust that you're going to pay the $30,000. Damn.

We learning at Mets today. Marie, remember you opened up a credit card and you got all this money and then I opened it and they were like, $200. And they were like, you get $200 USD and you gotta put $50 down

oh my god but they took that off they gave me my $50 back so I'm making it what's your credit limit now? do you know what it is? what is it? it's $1,500 tell us your credit limit

it's $1,500 on that card on that specific card okay so you can't have the cats back oh my god that's why you're a true comedian because i love a fallback we love it um rose but this was so good so fun i love you guys love you as well tell the people listening where they can't wait to continue this by the way in the group chat in the group chat um which is a group activity i guess

um you can go watch my special the mother load on netflix right now um i'm rosebud baker on instagram and tiktok and i'm gonna be on the road in pittsburgh in march and cleveland and then a bunch of other places and all the tickets are on rosebudbaker.com when are you in london uh in june okay we got listeners there we do yes yes please come lester square lester square theater she's worth it every every time it'll be fun is the baby gonna be in london the baby's bringing yeah I'm bringing the baby. Hey, our Black listeners, come to the show so we can help out Minnow having more awareness. Listen, it's not your job.

It's mine. She's listening and learning. She is. I'm listening and learning. I'm like an ally. Thanks, guys. Send us your mess. Oh, wait.

And don't we have a show? We have a show in April. What's the date? Come see us April 10th. At Union Hall. And bring us your mess. Please. Also, keep leaving reviews.

I love them. I read them. I read them every day. What did we say? Put in a review. Bring the blunt. Leave the baby. Yes.

Bring the... No. The blunts are here. Leave the baby. We're bringing blunt. Well, we'll go back. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

Scrum. Yeah. Yay. Bye. Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Faustin is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Faustin. Executive produced by Olivia Aguilar and Han Sani. Super produced by Becca Ramos.

Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you would like your messages read on air, please email us at messthepodcast at gmail.com or call for your messages to be played at 763-280-6588.