MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Something about Fallopian Tubes

Episode Date: February 5, 2021

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew recap this past week's Syd Can Cook episode, reminisce on Sydnee's past birthday's, and listen to some listener stories. Enjoy!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast----FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

forever dog hey gang all right yay how are we how are we doing marie um we are snowed in and we have had a pretty chill day i think how are you doing oh yeah i would i would say i would say the same motherfucking thing what what did you do today i saw your instagram it was funny oh about being snowed in with bae i mean honestly sydney every time it snows now i'm like damn this is the perfect time to have somebody in my house or oh my god every time it snows i'm like man i should just be like you know we should be silhouette challenging all over my apartment right now instead i'm here by myself just like shadow dancing it's very sad um um But we we have each other, Marie, because I am also shadow dancing with my cat.

So it's not the same thing, Sydney. I'm saying that I should have someone in my space like we should be butt naked, like, you know, wearing snuggies with the butt putt, the butt part cut out. We should be like he should be serving sauce on the stove like like taste the baby's it too. And then I'm like, oh, the garlic is good. You know, like that's what snowy snow days make me think I should be doing. But I, I, I agree.

I'm also saying that I'm, I've obviously not single, but I'm in a long distance relationship and I will be putting my pussy on the ring light. And, uh, you know, I'm, I'm FaceTiming with my clit on the camera. I feel like you just said three titles right there. FaceTiming with my clit. Her pussy on the ring light. Yeah. Pussy on the ring.

We use that already. I think we might have used that already. Andrew, I love that you love it. So I even messaged you. I said, Marie, you want to spend Valentine's Day together? And no, no message back. No response. That feels that feels like hate speech.

Why? I don't I don't know, friend. Let me let me see, because I feel like I'm in a very weird place right now. i guess we can get honesty i guess we can get into it well you know i have a therapist her name lydia so you know this is this is new the new and improved marie but also you said honestly like i'll be on here lying oh oh wow i don't i don't think you'd be lying but i think that you know sometimes you hold back some things or whatever but oh wow is this your review of me on the podcast oh absolutely not interesting you're put it in itunes

you're a hundred percent you're a hundred percent involved with a pod but i just want to make sure that like you know you want to spill spill some emotional tea i mean because you give because you give you give tea it's hot but it's it'd be emotionless sometimes yes yes yes yes yes thank you scootney washington um i love that scootney is just a part of it yeah even on like it's a bit Even on Sid Can Cook, I think Andrew put it in the comments. Because someone was like trying to drag someone about like traveling or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Amina. They are coming for Amina. Yeah. Well, I mean, Sydney was coming for Amina. And then it turned into the comments. Sydney, your birthday show on IG Live was, first of all, the most hilarious three and a half hours that I've spent. I think it's actually still going on right now. Yeah.

it was so wild and crazy kids but the highlight of the show which i miss a lot is the comment section like like i like the craziness is going on with me carolina and the guests but the comments be its own entity well last and last night i think people were like starved for it because the comments were like as soon as you popped up people were like yes oh wow can't wait oh the look the music the carolina like and carolina was late last night and she was high and she came in a look i was like carol is it carolina's birthday like and a bottle of wine she's put a bottle of wine while she's coming in with a glass i freaking love carolina yeah you were talking and she's like in the background just like pouring a heavy glass of soft blanc just yes just white women

Lifetime movie channel realness in the background I love it I love it You were on fire with the comments Every time you wrote something I was like this bitch Is running her special right now It was so good

You and Larry Can they see me? I was reading your comments out loud Every time I saw them I was saying them You had that sedition spinach Girl it was cream Sidney said I'm making cream of spinach or whatever spinach cream

it was cream with spinach in it it was bad I will have to say that was top five I've only I think I've had like three things that just didn't do it for us but that number one disgusting

worst meal of not edible yeah cream of spinach no it went to the capital it raided the capital that's how bad it was yeah yeah it did it voted for trump it didn't vote for trump but it did say stop the count that spinach was screaming stop the count on that plate while the steak was literally gasping for air next to it that's that was the bloodiest steak i think i've ever seen yeah i have i have never seen right i think larry it was like commented

that it looked like a pile of horse poop in Central Park in a puddle of blood. Yeah, so New York. It looked real. It looked like something Anne Lebowitz, Fran Lebowitz would talk about. Yo, no, it was Chainsaw Massacre. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

It was disgusting. But how was it chewy and raw? We got to talk to who? carolina because carolina was like i need to make this now and i said okay ma'am she didn't even let anybody give her any suggestions or help she just was doing it in the back yeah but i i don't think it's something that she necessarily did wrong it was a really thick ass cut of steak y'all needed a george foreman grill for that that's what i i wanted to tell i when i first saw that i said girl because she told me don't buy any steaks i said i have some i said you did okay yeah she was

like i have some i was like okay when i went up there i said oh oh these thick thick with a two c's no 12 c's there was there was some chloe and ha and hailey steaks they were thick those steaks it looks like it would take two days to cook yeah they look somebody was like you gotta put those in the oven before you start cooking them i was like wait what i thought steak was like you know real basic you some salt some pepper whatever the seasonings are that go on top and then you like cook it for like i don't know seven minutes or six minutes on one side and then flip it and do the other side no that's a regular like that's like a t-bone steak this type of steak it was like you got to put it put it in the oven so the heat can get to penetrate to the middle and then

put it on top so you can make it kind of like crispy for the oh sear it you like to sear it yeah yeah okay so sydney you knew all those things and you didn't tell your sous chef you're really learning I love this growth honey I was ready for us to be done okay I was spent you know the gas the gas was gone listen if you are listening to this if you hear the sound of my voice please go to Sydney's page and watch her live from her birthday show because I mean the experience is gonna be different without the comments but yeah the show was like Sydney you were you were like i i'm i i can't do this anymore the show is over right the show's over now sydney has a breakdown i think at least once once a week but once a month there's like a big one where it's

like no one is happy no one is happy i feel so bad yeah no you don't no you don't y'all y'all were the the way y'all were lighting up them comments it was like christmas eve andrew was clocked in he was working i was i was my nails i bit them to the core i was like oh no andrew let's talk about this so you the producer of the show now i am helping sydney with the production of the show yes he said i don't want i don't i don't know if i want to take he said i'm not putting this on my i'm gonna work my way around that yeah um andrew it is a look to be on this show how dare you no because i had to stick it in town i felt like a complete dumb ass when i sent out the recipes i tried to condense them by sending just the steps but i didn't realize that the measurements

were not included which i think only added to the experience i think you know but it was like every time they were trying to bake a cake okay and none of the measurements were in the recipe like not it's not an air one it just said eggs add milk right add cream it was like well how many eggs and people in the comments were like just do six do two big ones and a little ostrich egg like people were just guessing what color spoon should i use yeah right and then still don't have proper like measuring cups and spoons it's bad it's it's rough didn't a listener or listener didn't a viewer get you those measuring cups and stuff i think so um i don't know it's just it's hard i i mean you want me to be like on top of everything you know um what were you on top of

the look no that's a real question the look was great yeah larry the best drag of the evening was larry was going off on us and then carolina said think some things run smoothly here he said yes y'all's skin the outfit your hair yeah that's the only thing because Sid can cook yeah yeah so it was awesome I had fun um you know we're recording this now the day after but my birthday is tomorrow and so how are you feeling about uh a panzan birthday getting another year older this is my first time never never had this before so um you know i feel like good vibes are coming around i just got my period so that sucks okay so good vibes and then period i don't think that that this is good vibes no good vibes meaning like i feel loved you know i have i have a good

group of people around me um things are not terrible i just have my period you know and and we're snowed the fuck in i know i can't believe like i went to the supermarket yesterday because i was like they always hype these things up but let me go to the supermarket just in case and people were going crazy in there like fighting for rotisserie chickens i was like what what is with you people with the rotisserie chicken y'all have got to stop you will get all rotisserie chicken and this shit will last a week you'll be like picking making sandwiches frying it with eggs standing in front of you know what but you know what's wild is i used to judge those rotisserie chickens in the supermarket oh they're good i mean right i would judge them but

every time you walk by them they always smell really good but i would i would be like come on what in the tv dinner divorcee dad like divorce dad the hell is this and then i got one first of all maybe like eight dollars maybe like 8.99 or something crazy like that so we're definitely not eating you know chicken but it tastes good but it's like you got to cut the rope rubber band elastic piece off and then it does last for mad long like it's a lot of chicken the best thing to do with it make a chicken salad with it like the chicken chicken salad that's like with the mayo and the celery and stuff it's really good that rotisserie good the last time i had a rotisserie chicken in my home it was probably like november i made chicken enchiladas with it and if that was

oh yeah girl you're making me hungry sis it was good i was like am i should i do a master class this is i'm a chef right i would love some marie if you want to make me some to say there was no rotisserie chickens in that little tourney i was like let me just do a quick lap and i was like oh wow um nothing but hawaiian rolls over there i was like yo and those be going quick too that people use hawaiian rolls to like as a like a doorstop like they use it's like all purpose for a fucking no a doorstop they're mad soft even after they expire when you fold it when you fold you can fold it people be folding and stacking together it's it's good they they definitely are all purpose in my heart that

you could sop up gravy and your tears okay listen you get you a little rotisserie chicken with some hawaiian rolls you make a little chicken little chicken sandwich with some lettuce and tomato on that thing that's that's lunch place chicken salad sandwich actually do a chicken salad and then put that in the hawaiian bread girl i'm so hungry like i had one meal today i had no meals oh no i had a piece of my strawberry shortcake that's what i did yes the strawberry shortcake looked good friend look good it it was good it was cute i mean we're we're making it we're making it work you know if we had a strawberry short cake and cauliflower that was that was on the menu cake and cauliflower and thick juicy cardi b steaks and um what was the

other thing oh that cream with spinach in it we definitely should have had the steaks on like a grill or something because there was no way they were going to get through and carolina has that smokeless grill that probably would have been perfect for those days yep we should have used that shit definitely um but anywho you live you learn yeah you know love your laugh hopefully next year i'll be able to really do something for my birthday but you know i don't mind staying in the house and just you know it'll be a somber birthday which is which is fine i've had so many crazy parties and stuff for many many years what's the what's the most memorable birthday that you have had most memorable um my birthday is always super bowl weekend so this uh weekend

i work with a football player What are you talking about? Is this? Okay, a little tight end for that end. No, I was waitressing at the time. And I had two, you know, I had my two waitressing gigs, Riff Raffs and Rose Bar. So Rose Bar, I think they did something for me at work.

But I decided to have, like, this big party at Lavo. Because the guy from Moet Chandon was like, we'll pay for everything. so I invited I invited everybody I was like come come come we're gonna have food I mean they brought out big big large bottles

of Moet Chandon on airplanes and everything on airplanes what does that mean what is an airplane like they had like a model of an airplane and they put the bottle inside of it and they like

somebody's holding it and it looks like it's flying through the crowd okay i didn't okay i didn't know that they was doing that at the at fancy clubs but okay yeah but this was at but this was at the daytime this is daytime right so i'm we drinking i'm i had to work that night we had like a pre-superbowl party we had a pre-superbowl party at our um but not like an official pre-superbowl but we just know that a lot of people were going to be out because right they were in town for the Super Bowl right so we drink drink drink drink drink then we're done then it's done at five I had to be at work at 10 I was like if I go home

right I'm not coming back out so then we go to PhD with the Moet Shandong guys they get in they we drink in obviously I had to call the drug dealer I had to get some coke so it was your birthday dinner but you had to get the drug dealer to you had to get the drug dealer on the line Well, I'm going to say this. I don't want to say that this person from Roet Shandong got me drugs. So allegedly, allegedly you had to get the drugs. Heard you. Right.

So we go to PhD. We get in drinks, more bottles of champagne. So this is from, we got there at like one at Lavo. Then we went to PhD from five to like eight. And you had to be able to get technical. 10 we were i was like yo we cannot stay at phd no more so then i call up anthony remember anthony's like yo y'all you girls rally them up bring them to the house so we get to his house what did y'all think was gonna happen at anthony's house anthony okay if this is like the person with the turnip

house this is the person that like he got a grill and a terrace and you know he got people on speed dial that he need when he need them like you thought you were gonna go there to like recharge like take yep take a nap I had a bag of like my clothes for work and everything so boom we go to Anthony's house he's giving us more you know party goods but I am tired I was like I got to close my eyes tell me why I'm my eyes are closed my body feels like it's sleeping my mind is like like a pinball machine like it's like I'm asleep but not really yeah so then because the the um the job was like maybe two blocks from his place so that's why we were at his house so then we get there i'm fucked up like i could barely put my makeup on i'm done hold on hold on so you out

all day didn't have no makeup on i know you had a gold eyelash eyeshadow on no i had makeup but like you know you have to refresh okay so you so did you look like the joker when you were done how did the how did you do your makeup i would say that it looked like i was it had layered like new makeup on top of old makeup right right right right right but i was like the lights be off here nobody can really see anything it's fine and then you were like this is the this is the the collector's cover girl queen collection eyeshadow this it's gonna hit yeah they they can't see me in there i had bangs you know they you know the bangs be covering my eyes yes like really snuffleupagus style so so then you know i had to powder my nose because i had powder on my nose

right from the powder yes yeah so then um we're working and it's busy busy busy busy i'm getting they getting me more shots i'm doing i'm doing lines of coke at work on the floor like that's how fucked up it and then mind you the girls had went to lava with me so like i had half of the room already turned before before we could even start working so when you're that high that drunk that messed up when you get to work for your shift what are people paying you like are you getting orders wrong or you just comping everything like what's the no i was getting girl I have been waitressing for eight years or like

seven years I know this stuff like the back of my head I'm asking for the listeners I've seen you at work messed up and I know that you get your job done back of your hand is the phrase you said back of your head yeah she knew it like the back of her head

the back of my head be together y'all yeah but you don't know what the back of your head looks like you don't know the back of your head that's what the phrase is anyway bitch wait hold on before you continue have you looked at the back of your hands because a lot of us don't really even know what they look like so let's okay anyway go ahead yeah go ahead i have to use my hands not only to work but put them inside of me or in someone else so like you know i gotta see i might have like a a wart or something on i gotta know i don't know

So you putting warty fingers in somebody's cooch, sis? No, I'm just saying if I was warty. Anyhoo, so, you know, it's busy. We're making money. We're in these booty shorts. We're wearing football jerseys. It was a crazy night. I mean, the drinks were flowing.

We were making so much money. And then we went back to Anthony's. That, like, we got a fourth wind. or that no that's that cocaine wind um yes so what time did you get out of work oh like six six seven o'clock in the morning in the morning so you were partying from 1 p.m yes to six o'clock in the morning yes we go to anthony's we i guess we hang out we fall asleep we wake up at eight or something like that we go back to you know me and my my old roommate we go back to the apartment get ready because then it's Super Bowl Sunday and we had

maybe two or three parties to go to the next day I had so I go to we go to a brunch I got 10 girls with me by this by the second place we get to they're like we're tired we want to go home I don't want to do this and you're like you're like crying yes yes they're crying they're literally tears in their eyes they're like we want to go like let us go and i'm like no no it's my birthday you are you have to do this and they were like okay yes sydney sydney's one of those it's my birthday it's my birthday month birthday month i feel like that's true i'm a certified birthday bitch so you so then we get so then we get to um our last stop is um where were we at marquee okay good old marquee okay and i'm with me and i think me and roxy had gotten like i don't know three

arguments that night because we were that fucked up and that's just what happened so we go there right and i'm there and i'm there with um two other friends everybody half of the group went home they were like fuck this they walked in and i was like yeah and they walked right when we were checking our coats they stepped out they said we are not coming in for this bullshit they said we uh i think i left my phone i was in the cab and they just did right yeah then we get in another girl's like i'm gonna go meet the drug dealer never comes back like people were wait did y'all check on her is she still alive she went to get drugs and never returned y'all were like whatever i got a guy my dude is in the neighborhood like what i was so mad at her i was blowing up her

phone i'm wasted like girl we're depending on you and then it's okay because you know i know like four other drug dealers in the building you were like we were all rooting for you just yeah screaming at this poor dead girl law and order svu music playing in the background wow so then it was best time we're having great i everybody's seeing me they know me they getting me stuff they buy they're like it was my actual birthday yeah but like again it was the super bowl so nobody really cares about me anymore my day was done right um which happens on super bowl a lot it's like there's always something else happening the super bowl yeah yeah the super that usually happens on super so shut up so i turned my back i turned my back for five minutes

and Roxy is like hanging out with this guy and at his table and I'm telling you he had like 20 bottles of Dom Perignon the light up Dom at his table expensive how much is a bottle of that worth at a club uh like six six seven hundred dollars he had like 20 of them and he didn't even have a ton of people at his table it was just like why why did you get this right and and so he didn't he didn't even offer me a glass or anything he's just like booed up with my best friend and I'm waiting for her to like come back and be like girl you good girl she was with him the whole night so you were back she's making out with him and everything so so you're at your table alone or you with people you're just mad that she's not there I mean I'm I'm the last survivor

of the fucking weekend, yeah. And you know when there's like a whole bunch of sperm going into the fallopian tube and then there's just the ones that just, they're very weak and they're barely making it. Yes, yes, yes, Sid's facts.

Yes, come on, Sid. Fun facts with Sidney. You know when the sperm goes through? Is in the fallopian tube? That's your point of reference. Let me put it into terms that you'll understand, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

She's like, this is your brain on drugs. This is when the sperm go into, you know when the sperm be in the fallopian tube please do me a favor and make sure that's the name of the episode when the sperm be in the fallopian well that's maybe too many words

I mean you said certified birthday bitch and I think that that's I think that's fun I don't know I really like fallopian tubes I feel like that's a word that I don't think I've ever written on a piece of paper fallopian yeah fallopian like I don't I feel like I could

spell it but I also like is it two p's in the fallopian it right on my first try i'm very proud of myself hold on let me see let me put it in my phone see if it fallopian fallopian oh i got it right too yeah it's it's two l's one p and one okay sydney go ahead what's the you're trying to say what's happening with the fallopian tubes bae so then uh anywho so the you know the scragglers that are like they're there but not really they're not going to make it to the egg but they're they're pushing they're going through they're trying uh that was the the three girls that were left and I also you know they look haggard I was like

what are y'all doing for me you know so I just I needed my my ride or die my best friend and she was booed up but you know best weekend ever I had gotten so many eggs I didn't pay for a dime that week nothing i mean you paid for some dime bags but i um i'm glad that you didn't die friend this is uh honestly that weekend could have been the death of a bottle girl right shut up you're just too brilliant get the fuck out of here that's because i've been in the house just sitting here thinking about things to say when you say things i don't know if you say that i'm definitely gonna say death of a bottle girl i'm gonna use this fallopian tube analogy but i couldn't really perfected but i think you beat me sis that's the best fallopian tube analogy i've ever heard on

this podcast that's really great marie what's uh what's the other segment we got to do that now is it the the reviews or the messy oh the messy story yeah oh wait hold on let me um damn you know there's no way to like bookmark these things on instagram i screenshot stuff yeah but this was like kind of long it was like a three part four point oh here it is here it is here it is okay so okay well i said nico you didn't even what i feel like you marie what's the next segment next segment segment hold on hold on hold on andrew i want you to we're gonna cut that out and i'm like okay my god i'm so excited we got our segment out it's uh gossip with marie they're gonna know that's inauthentic yeah that's not yeah what do you want me to say

I think we're keeping all of this in. I think it's all fine. Back to you in the studio, babe. Andrew, you motherfucker. No, Andrew, you, Andrew, Andrew, King of the Cuts. I think you have to leave this in. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's a good title, King of the Cuts.

King of the Cuts. King of the Cuts is Andrew. Yeah. Okay, so what are we calling this? Is it, it's time for tea? Is it, tell me something good? tell me something good yes that's good tell me something good

that's the that's the segment and there it is okay great it's time for tell me something good thank you so much thanks Sydney so I'm sitting here do I sound like I'm here do I sound like I'm present and you sound like you were on time to the podcast she was

you were a full 12 minutes late whoa whoa whoa I got here at 840 don't do that oh and then you were like let me moisturize my hand Well, because I washed them because I was in the bathroom. You'd rather I sit here with poopy fingers? I don't care. We just want the audio.

Okay, king of the cuts. I don't want Zoom. First of all, I'm too old to be walking around with pink eye. Can we talk about this? If you are an adult, if you are an adult and you have pink eye and you don't have any children, I'm judging you. But why? I mean, anybody could get pink eye.

You know how you get pink eye? You get fecal matter in your eyes. yeah so how how i'm getting doodle on my fingers in my eyes right anyway all that to say that i washed my hands before i came on the pod and that's why i was 12 minutes late right um okay tell me something good i'm just gonna read what it says okay um girl i got a good one for y'all just you can use this on the pod just don't say my name because my ass will end up dead okay ow murder suicide um i was working at a hair salon where i was learning tips and tricks from the owner a cute older white gay man okay we would spend a lot of time together because he

was essentially my mentor he hired me on the spot no interview no interview what he hired me on the spot no interview always complimented how i looked paid me extremely well for a job i was half-assing okay ow job goals he flew me out all over for hairstyling classes took me out to expensive dinners beach I was living the life one day he took me out to this restaurant so we could talk numbers aka in quotes talk numbers aka how much money his business was making we went to a fancy steakhouse and he made me an offer i couldn't refuse how much he offered to triple my pay and pay my rent if we could fuck around but couldn't say anything because he was married i did it for a year but the kicker the kicker was i was already messing with the husband who was hotter and was

already paying my rent and gifting me all the designer finery i wanted what wait wait wait I kept all my money making avenues open for almost three years till they found out. We tried a threesome, but nah, that didn't do it for me. So this person was banging their boss, who was married, but also banging the boss's husband. And also monetizing from it, from both. Right.

Both of them were paying his rent. That's wild. They were in on that. they know that there's there's no fucking way i i don't believe it says unfortunately gay men cannot keep secrets so i don't i don't believe that they did not know that they were both in on it i literally paid my way through beauty school with all the money they were throwing at me plus i didn't pay rent while i was messing around with them so that's three years of not paying first of all three years of not paying rent sounds like a dream first of all how come she's

not paying a hundred dollars on the patreon well this is a she should be this is a gay man yeah i think we established yeah sorry i thought it was a woman um you he he they he they need to subscribe to the patreon immediately well i think this is they might could be retired sis let me see what the page is looking like let me see yeah if they not on a boat in the pandem they're poor i don't know he's really cute show me a picture or send it to the group i'm gonna send it to the group yeah oh okay is this little bayang work hey anything for salinas okay i'll send you a picture um sydney you don't believe because you think gays can't keep secrets so maybe that's the name of the episode gays can't keep secrets i like that okay gays can't keep secrets i mean

yeah i don't understand how you're sleeping with both of them and neither of them know because are you doing it in shifts like when one is home or they come into you i think i'm with sydney on this one i think that they they both need to know there's no way that they don't think you think they need to know you don't think well you think that they're just thinking logistically i don't think that it makes sense that they wouldn't know right i don't know i think if they're both if they're both doing their own thing on the side they might be doing their on the side with other people so they're not checking for other people's mess or they're open or they're open but don't know that they're sleeping with the same person i don't know girl

it's messy and i'm here for the mess i'm not here for that but look at her i wonder how much money was spent in those three years well i mean i don't know but if i didn't have to pay rent is my biggest expense if i don't have to pay rent for 12 months first of all let me see how much money i'm saving let me tell you what's the biggest thing that i have debt that is if i didn't have this debt bitch i would be feeling like the sound of music the bitch in the field just the sound of music i have i have floating i would be floating i would be floating i have debt but i don't even like can't figure it into my things because i'm not paying any of my debt it's just student loans that i ignore um they be calling me i blocked the number when sally

calls me so i don't even get my phone don't ring um they'll text me and be like hey are you having a hard time you want to do forbearance i don't even know what forbearance means i just be ignoring them and they'll be like text yes if you want us to enroll you or stop if you want us to stop so like a week later i'll be like yes and that was in forbearance so come on joe uh joseph biden come on and uh forgive all my student debt because i don't want to pay it so the fact that they're still making people pay in a pandemic that's how you know they're ruthless truly assholes like make the wall street hedge fund people pay for it they got money they could clear people's student loan debt leave me alone yeah if i didn't pay rent for a year i would have

over $20,000 saved. Which, I'm going to sound crazy for saying that. I'm like, that's not a ton of money. You know, $20,000? Beach. That's $20,000 that I can do something else with.

That's with, yeah, you're right. We wouldn't even be here, Marie. Right, I wouldn't be doing a podcast if somebody was paying my rent. I would be living my life. Marie, you wouldn't do the podcast if even all your bills were paid you wouldn't be doing it just you're having fun yeah but if i had 20 20 extra thousand dollars friend i would be that's all you need that's all you need bitch

to get bought out yeah 20 grand yeah i need 20 grand but my name has to be on the lease okay marie so if somebody was like i'll pay you twenty thousand dollars to not be on the pot anymore you would be like i'm out no i mean what's the i gotta do butt stuff like what what you giving me this twenty thousand dollars for like what what does that mean i have to kill somebody like obviously i'm not gonna kill nobody for 20 g's i need more money than that but i'm just saying that like if i was saving that much money then i think i might be a slightly different person money is definitely going to change me a hundred percent you think marie absolutely if i'm in a different tax bracket than i am in right now i'm gonna be terribly

cunty I'm gonna be a terrible person that's crazy because I was making a lot I feel like I was making over you know maybe a hundred and thirty thousand dollars maybe more um and I was just like so nice I was really really nice like I I felt like I had I was making so much money every night and I just wanted to to give and just be really frivolous and help people I'm like you said frivolous oh that means like you were just spending excessively oh girl you need a cab let me get you a cab oh you you don't got it for dinner let me get you dinner like stuff like that sydney's like i'll pay for your parmesan crusted chicken yo um yeah i i see that but also be having making fast easy money in your early 20s is different than making fast easy well not fast easy but like

working hard and making money as you get older when you when you're working for it and you're older you're just like ah yeah i don't what the bus is for poors you're just like ah yes i will nudge the baby down the stairs i'm too rich to wait on line behind a baby with boogers in their nose you're just you're a different person i don't know i i do you agree or disagree andrew do you think money Andrew yeah um

do you think it's different if you're young making money than when you're older I don't I don't know I feel like I'm in a very particular situation yes you are

because I've seen what your family look like so I know you come from coins you are you are you are okay like you're out

in the city on your own but like if you need to go back home they're like come on home boy yeah Andrew the fresh prince of Bel Air house

yeah but in in New Jersey I can afford to do this job if that makes sense exactly so that's why we don't understand why you're trying to leave bro what the fuck he's not feeling fulfilled babe no i mean like when i when i brought that up a few weeks ago i gave it some second thought and maybe that was like at the end of a long day again um forever dog heard and they were like oh uh this you did forever dog this you they showed

me the mp3 clip yeah they you walked they made you come into a room it was dark they swiveled around on the chair with a cat on their lap and they were like this you yeah this you um no but i would i would i would love to remain i i think i would like to make more money but i would love to remain on on this show if that makes sense okay good that's honestly no what are you saying i feel like if you had twenty thousand dollars more a week a month no a year no because honestly you would be like podcast producer what no i think that i do value this this time of the week so much every every time that we do record i think that it's it is it really just alleviates my day it's so much fun it is yes yes yes yes yes it's a good it's a good time it is it is a good time

and i feel like we for the most part are not stressful people to work with for the most part i would agree yeah for the most yeah i know who we are i know us yeah so for the most part you're talking about marie right okay tell me something good i have something as well marie oh i want to read i want to read read a review oh a new one yes gorgeous go ahead and read it okay nothing but love for this podcast and this is from anna with three ends sydney and marie are amazing i've subscribed to their patreon so i can listen to them as much as humanly possible both women are smart funny beautiful entertaining and relatable i absolutely love them they make me laugh even when depression

has me thinking i can't they are nothing but laughs and sunshine give them five stars give them your money give them a shining review give marie your messy gossip give sydney your biscoff cookies give them a raise including andrew oh very nice we love that it's been a while since we've referenced the cookie in a while right yeah that's why i was like sis you couldn't give you couldn't be like give sydney attention you know no i get it it's fine totally i love you anna you hear sydney dragging the positive reviews no no no what do you want beach a good one or a bad one no it was great this is this is what we need this is what we want um you know we always have to outweigh the bad because you know we had a lot of traction on the on the instagram last week okay

yeah can we talk about this because the way that you were running through the stories like the tomb raider i thought people were dragging you in the messages so i log on and i just i'm you know i'm like oh my god i'm about to be dragging my friend i was like she is the birds of my ernie she's 50 of the podcast i was like shut up and then i went to the comment the messages and i was like no one said anything bad here i was like it's nothing but love and support and i was like well people already saw what i posted i'm not gonna delete the story but it was like girl sydney i love that what did you love i i love that there was no negative reviewing yet sydney had like an eight point an eight dash story and i was like who is what is happening

and then i went because i fully prepared to like read somebody that was like yeah you late ass lazy ass no tea having it like no i didn't wait so what did prompt you sydney it was the review that we got that one review that says it's just that we already talked through in a public format yeah yes on the on the podcast yeah i had to air that out air all my grievances i'm glad that you had the platform to do so i just want to make sure i just want to make sure that anybody who anybody who want to come back with energy like that is we gonna we gonna drag you yeah but they're like we gonna drag you there so you know they're trying to keep us humble sis they said don't forget where you came from we remember when y'all were screaming into a laptop for comedy hype

they said this is this is not why i sit here and wait for fridays um shut up shut up it's fine it's it's lovely you know i love compliments so anything to get a good hey we love you oh my god girl people were complimenting you on sit can cook this week and you were like no one's gonna and the compliments were like she's gorgeous she's radiant dead ass and she was like no one's gonna say i'm funny oh my god yes they were it was like Like, compliments, compliments, compliments. And she was like, just nice. I don't care about being hot.

And it was like, yes, you do. But you were like. I know, because if no one, if everyone was saying that you were funny, then you would be like, why aren't you saying that I'm hot? You'd be like, what about my neck skin? Because it's a given, honey. It's a given. Oh, God, okay.

Okay, this is why. Sydney, do you think we'll be friends forever? Marie, you? I'm asking you, do you think we'll be friends forever? Me and you. Absolutely. Marie if you if you were like I don't want to be your friend anymore I would do whatever it takes to get us to to be back friends I would do anything it's like the beginning of a lifetime

I don't care people know this sounds like that Beyonce movie where she was sleeping with um obsessed yeah and she was like that's my man you my man my friend I'm just having brunch with like a colleague or my sister and you're like this is my friend marie you know how hard i go for you and how obsessed i am and i'm your biggest fan and fant with a t at the end fant i'm your fant and you know i yeah i would do anything to make sure that we stay friends forever i will do anything for love but i won't do that okay okay i'm asking because you said that um karen civil and that girl and jesse were dealing with something i wanted to talk about that oh yeah they were they used to be cool no yeah it was weird i

don't know karen civil said something right i don't know and then somebody like hit up jesse like tagged her in the comment yo i love a messy follower that's like you seen this they talk they talk about true they can never keep it to themselves they're like this is what it is so then uh jesse has right wrote somebody wrote how she find mess in your comments confused that they said that to i guess jesse or whatever and jesse wrote because she throws rocks then hides her hand behind women empowerment how you get on twitter and ask fit black female podcast then get mad when i suggest poor minds and girl fuck you if karen civil didn't steal muva muva of goddies concept she sin she wouldn't send her twitter goons after me so i guess oh i guess that jesse

woo is saying that karen civil um had stole somebody's podcast like someone's podcast idea yes yeah she said so and i think karen civil got upset that she suggested poor minds and girl fuck you well i mean i feel like i don't know if y'all know who karen civil is you just go on lipstick alley and google her but she's she's i don't know she seems to be kind of messy like she and civil yeah i didn't know that i thought that she was like like women in parliament always like helping out trying to uplift the ladies helping everyone in the industry she knows everybody she has a very large platform etc etc and so and so does jesse jesse has a huge following right right

so then what she she just started so then she said Jessie wrote we had a conversation offline where you tried to press me against Muva of Gotti podcast for stealing her

concept I guess Karen had stole the concept Sydney I don't know when you introduced this topic to me I thought it was gonna be some like TTT but this is like what what was it what she said what no you know what it is i'm bad at reading that's what it is i need to do but sis you're good at drama but what's the drama here i don't know i just saw a lot going on on jesse's

instagram and i follow her and i i think she's really funny and you know she's she always has great commentary so when she was presenting this drama between her and karen i was like well that feels like she doesn't normally do that so this you know I'm against Karen now I was like you can't do that to Jessie Jessie's cool yeah she is cool but also like I think that's that's the type of friend that I am okay if you have a problem with somebody then we have a problem with somebody but then then I feel like Sydney's the type of person that like you know they'll talk and then they'll be friends again and I'm still hating this person that you told me that we hate and i'm the only one that hates them now like i feel like that's the dynamic of our friendship

like yeah you'll be like marie this person slighted me or wronged me and i'd be like okay well fuck them we i'm not they can't come to my birthday party and then like two days later sydney's like brunch with babe with my sweetie and i'm like who the hell i thought we were i thought we hated them we talked but i've already decided because i'm such a good friend that this person is dead to me and it it's hard for me to like go back if i decide that i don't like somebody it's hard for me to dig deep into myself and like look past that hate and then like them so okay so i got it jesse woo okay wow we're still here karen that karen had stole that karen civil had stole this person's podcast idea okay and she's saying that all karen civil does do all she

does is steal and so for me right it's i don't like seeing people have like fights like this on on twitter and instagram it's like you don't like seeing this no no not not like not two prominent black women right no right i would i would like them to work that offline you know but if it's against any other you know if it's a man and somebody i said yeah let's go trey songs and chris brown y'all both beat women yeah let's duke it out like you know i like that but um yeah i like both of these gals and you know jesse made a good point about women empowerment i mean we we really push it body positivity etc etc but then you know chloe ball uh bailey you know from uh chloe and hallie chloe and hallie you know she was having a good old run

on instagram posting her videos well and they were giving and then eventually they were like oh you think you oh you need attention you're doing too much well because it was like this is me playing devil's advocate here because every day we would log online and she posted something new and i think for people it started with the busted challenge because i don't think people realize how juicy the booty is um and then after that she posted i don't know she just posted like i don't even know what else she posted but she trends every day on twitter um so she posted a video she's like lighting sage and hello alto or palo santo i don't know what it is like you know i don't burn that at my house she's burning things but she had on panties and a shirt

and she has a big butt so people were like some people were like oh oh it looks good oh look at the booty and other people were like she's doing too much she's desperate she's been acting real different since drake followed her on instagram oh god but it's like oh my god like what does that matter like if i had instagram when i was 22 when i was 22 i had myspace and i want to post i want to post the video i want to post the pictures that i was putting up on that bitch It's scandalous. I had to take down all of my MySpace. I love the Sydney MySpace pictures.

Oh, my God. They were terrible. They were wrong. She's on like a mink rug. The wig is shifted a little bit to the side of the beach. And she's wearing, I want to say, like a lace bodysuit. Are you wearing Victoria's Secret in those photos? Girl, I don't know.

I feel like I was wearing She by Sheree Rainbow Edition. She was wearing, yeah, September, spring, summer. Yes. you looked it was bad hot but like on my how many i mean i was gonna ask how many followers you had on myspace but i don't i don't remember i don't remember i don't remember i know i had a i know i had a top eight or something like that but yeah if i would have had instagram when you know right now but be 22 who knows what the fuck i would be putting up in there you know if i would have just got my boobs done and when i just got my boobs in and i was on instagram i didn't have stories

you know what i mean but like i posted a few no i guess i just i don't post as many like if i really wanted to put it on them i could put it on them but i i choose not to because they're not they're not worthy at times but you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to do on your page right but everything that a woman does is not necessarily for a man's attention i think a lot of times women do stuff like a lot of times women get dressed for other women because it's like hello they go oh this is gonna kill them girl look at this outfit we get dressed for women because a lot of dudes you know y'all wearing you know the the jean jacket with the hoodie attached like we we don't dress for you not all of us but some women they do dress for men

or they again they post things for men um but listen i am nobody nobody that i know is posting anything for these random men that sleep on floors and uh don't have sheets on their air mattress like what are you talking about like yeah yeah they have eyes they have eyes but they can't really see that well so why why am i doing all this stuff for them you know so it and also if you're a woman a younger woman and you know any older women they would say like yeah have fun now because when you get a certain age you're gonna look back and be like what the fuck did i do sis did i have fun did i kiss that person did i do that job that i didn't know if i could do did i show show a little bit of the ass cheeks did i twerk did i dip it did i pop it like

what did you do what are you gonna you're gonna wear a turtleneck 24 7 come on now i paid ten thousand dollars for titties and i'm wearing a turtleneck and it's just like sometimes i look and i'm like this shit is dumb listen ladies at the end of the day and gentlemen the i'm on Chloe's page right now the body looks great she's talented she has a fantastic voice she's on the Beyonce Knowles team so it's not like she's at some raggedy you know uh what's the what's the NWA uh it doesn't matter she's not with Suge Knight she's with Beyonce um she's posting things that are interesting if you don't want to see it don't follow um she's it's not like she's somebody who needs the she's not giving us azalea banks you know she's giving us you know she's she's giving

us positivity and and silhouette challenge and and music and booty so like find you a girl that can do all of those things and but even if she's not doing all those things she could do whatever the hell she wants why do i have to have like a master's why do i have to be all this like educated and working person to show a little skin on none of that shit matters I don't have to be any of that I don't know it's not like she has skin showing and everything

anyway here she legit has on like a three piece suit in this last photo she posted because y'all done scared her back to Jesus it's insane it's insane and also right like you're talking to two girls that you know

our bodies are nice but if we had hips and ass and fashion nova bodies you couldn't tell me if i had a fashion nova body baby baby you baby baby you have to block me immediately i would be so annoying on instagram if i was fashion nova partner hashtag ad beat first of all fashion nova small doesn't fit me it's loose all over so never that's why i don't wear it but also they don't their return policy is trash um but nova babe hashtag nova babe um 100 if i had hips and ass i would be i don't even need twenty thousand dollars you would have more than that sis yeah yeah yeah i would have yeah i would be in two by here you

are hips lit you're hipsless talking about yeah 20 g's that would really yeah you put me in a good place you could tell i ain't got no i'm built like a cereal box um yeah i don't know at the end but anyway so we all that we brought her up to say that she posted like she went live hailey after she posted this video where her booty is out Chloe Chloe what did I say Cleo Hallie Hallie okay whatever girl Hallie is Ariel so you know whatever I call them both Chloe and Hallie so honestly her going getting her own Instagram is a great move you're still like you're still like Chloe and Hallie you know Chloe and Hallie went live like Chloe and Hallie went live key and peel there's some people I don't know their names I just say them at the same I don't know who is who

um but anyway she went live and she was like crying and she was saying that like she's never felt sexy and she but she's always been a really positive person and you know she's like she was like i didn't think people are going to be paying attention to that i don't know if i believe that since you now girl i was like girl now don't you come on now i don't know people are gonna be talking like looking at it you barely see i'm barely in my hair she's like we perform in less Yes. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you when you get on social media, people feel too familiar. The familiarity or whatever is like it's too much. People can message you are right. And then they feel like they know you and they can especially now because celebrities are on social media shooting things in their bedroom or like cooking a recipe in their kitchen with the six burner stove.

like so like people have so much access to their faves and sometimes their faves repost them or comment or reply or whatever and people like you'll see it in their bio it'll be like Nicki Minaj followed me on August 1st 2016 hashtag Barb and it's like what like is that is that under your resume that's gonna be on their gravestone yeah 100 it's gonna be in the obituary so um uh I just I think it's a lot of access like I don't I don't know if I need to be like I feel like being a celebrity is hard like to be a celebrity like of that magnitude well that's why you can't have your you can't be on your own account you got to have somebody else running that shit you got to let them know boop boop boop these are the photos these are the videos that I need you to put up for me and then give it to somebody else and they handle it and you know because I'm gonna have social media anyway and I'm running it now so I think that I prefer it when it is a little bit more personal, but like, and then you throw some of the promo stuff on it.

Like Rihanna does a good job, I think at her Instagram. Yeah. But I, I remember like last week or something like Chloe X Halle, like the account itself did go live. And I just like watched like maybe like 20, like a half hour of it.

And I was like, this is like genuinely entertaining. And yes, it was so good. They're such, they're so cute and they're young sisters i i'm there for the sisterhood i'm like they really enjoy each other and they're away from each other and i'm like damn it made me want like to kiki with my sister on live i don't talk to my sister but i'm just saying like it evokes that type of feeling

i don't talk to my sister um yeah i don't but like you wouldn't get that like a social media manager was running the account obviously well yeah because like we like you know like certain people certain celebrities they their social media is you could tell it's a pr team yes right like does angelina jolie even have instagram i don't think so i don't know exactly she's but she's given us old hollywood like we know very little about we know her business at the tabloids right but we don't we don't barely even know what she sounds like when she speaks when um when padma when padma hit you up did you somebody is running her account oh i i believed that it was padma herself messaging me i did that i did that too but then but then the person who

was running it was like hi i'm such and such of padma's and can you guys do this show yeah but that's not what my dm said padma was like hey girl love the stuff yeah yeah no no that was the initial one and then another message was like hey I'm such and such listen she sent me she asked me for my address and sent me a handwritten card I said Padma Lakshmi sent this to me and then I put it in the trash because I don't save cards do you think do you really think Padma sent you that yes you're trying to say that Padma is like Melania you know they said that Melania wrote she had her staff in the White House write their own like thank you notes when she was Well, they thought that she had a body double, too.

They, like, zoomed in on the features, and they were like, this isn't Melania. Well, because, you know, she real robotic, and she never lets Trump touch her. So when she's letting him touch her, and she got the hat with the glasses with the bangs, and it's like, is that her? Who is that? Yeah. I mean, it could just be her on, like, a lot of pills. Huh?

Do you see jam? It's freezing in my apartment. It is so cold. There's no heat. None. did you just stop me and andrew's conversation to point out the cat behind you like the temperature in here is really cold right it's cold in here it's cold in here did you see champ there must be some clovers in sydney i'm sorry you and the cat could start a podcast i want to leave a review

on itunes that says that unbelievable okay anyway we should probably go because yeah i guess it's time cindy was trying to wrap us up no no baby please stay marie do you think that we'll be friends forever um oh girl i'm gonna close this fucking laptop i'm please don't close it i'm not doing this episode i don't care how many inches of snow are outside i need to eat something and i'm gonna live oh my god that gave me so much anxiety seeing the laptop i know i saw that sydney i think that we'll be friends for a long long long time i think that we'll be friends if i have children i think that well you said you told me you want to have kids in the next two years so there was that one episode that you talked about children yeah she

was like yeah we're we're we're talking to dude we're interviewing we're interviewing sperm for the fallopian that was a full hour of our life that we and me and andrew were like you having a baby in 2023 that's when my debit card expires um but anyway i was gonna say yeah our kids are gonna be like close in age but i don't i don't think that's gonna happen because i'm not having kids in the next two years i might never have them um right but i do think that we'll be friends for a long time like for real friends to not let people that are like we should yeah let's do lunch girl yeah I miss you yeah I mean I think I say this all the time like every other like episode but yeah I don't I don't have a younger sister and I don't I'm not close to my family and you're

you're like all of that you're you're everything Marie yeah and I without you saying it Sydney I'm pretty sure you wouldn't let me not be friends with you like I feel like you would be like calling my sister and you would maybe maybe drive to my mom's house and be like well have you have you spoken to marie like you would be outside with uh with an ipad nano some speakers playing that's my best friend like and i'd be like i would have to get a restraining order and i feel like you would violate it every step of the way so it's just you know what i mean which is fine like i heart you friend it's it's fabulous um but and we're actually friends unlike you know some of these other people out here who don't actually like each other but you see them

together all the time business business partners um so all those andrew will be will be your friends for a long time thank you for pulling me into the conversation friends with us oh my god are you kidding i i i feel like i was thinking about it the other day and i was like if i were ever to leave the podcast Marie would unfollow me immediately you know I wouldn't unfollow you okay I would say you don't even post so that's true it's not like I'm adding any seeing you right I wouldn't be seeing you doing better than me you would just facts like Andrew's like I well I do PR for Kelly Ripa now so I'm Kelly Ripa never right I work with uh I'm working with scootney enterprises now scootney picked me up after he heard that i left that god awful podcast

yeah right i'm working with scootney production um so yeah i'm not i don't think that i would unfollow you um but when you do unfollow somebody or you do mute somebody on instagram you know you do that because you wanted to do that and let you keep doing that yeah it's not It's really not that big of a deal at the end of the day. Well, if I think we're friends, I'm going to feel some type of way, though. I'm going to be like, what happened? Yeah. Don't make me feel weird for wondering.

Yes, but if we don't interact, if we don't really talk, and I'm literally like Instagram will show you the least interacted with accounts or the most interacted accounts that you follow. How? How do they show you that? just got to click on your the number of followers that you have and it will show you it'll be like right sort them as earliest followed late latest followed most interacted with least interacted with so i unfollowed yesterday and right after like right at like i had my phone in my hand i

started peeing i unfollowed him before i could wipe he was like did i do something to offend you and he was like first of all this message is offensive yeah but it was like we don't interact on here so i was like it's nothing personal i'm just cleaning house and he was like so let's interact and i was like no like you don't even you don't even post anything and you're paid like the stories is you at the gym like i don't care about that is he showing his abs what abs anyway so i'm just i was like i'm everyone that i've unfollowed is not messaging me and asking me why i did it so what why do you feel like you need to do it we don't even have that type of relationship but everybody who but everybody who you're not following who's friend with me they're

like yeah marie hasn't she's still i need you to send me a list because i don't know which people you're talking about and realistically i feel like there's some people that i don't follow and it's like too much time has passed for me to follow them now so i'm just like i'll pop in every once in a while and i like something and i'll see the little blue thing that says follow back but i'm like if i hit that they're gonna know that i never followed that's true yeah so i that's why i don't and then they're gonna unfollow because they're like hmm yeah it's just right and i'm not about to do this follow for follow for follow or unfollow but like sometimes if i'm feeling real slick i'll be like i'll hit it and i'll send them a message and be like i thought i was following

you or i'll be like did you block me that's that's my go-to did you block me and they're like no and i'm like well i thought i was following you okay marie i'm gonna use that i thought i was following you and then i make them feel bad gaslighting before they can make me feel bad anyway um sydney happy birthday thank you and um andrew it's our it's it's our birthday okay happy birthday to us your birthday yes thank you and you celebrated the best way possible already but um Sid can cook it was a giant success it was a gift to to myself and everyone else yeah a four-hour gift and the gift that keeps on giving babe um you and Carolina it together the dream team literally yes she's the scotty pippen to your michael jordan i love it

every time that i heard something fall i was like okay is it actually over is the live actually over what were the things that were falling the phone fell uh the oven was off while they were baking the cake i had my timer going for nothing yeah yeah it was bad and then sydney's like i don't know where my timer is there's a timer built into your stove and she's like well i don't know where it is tell the listeners and it's like yeah people loved you saying how do i pin how do i pin a tweet how do i pin when you were talking they're like it's not a tweet it's not how do i pin a tweet yes i like when sydney's like two aunties trying to do social media two aunties doing social media and carolina said that there was 325 days in a year and

everyone in the comments was like no literally it killed me because like naomi was like we're on day 320 and then she's like there's only 325 days in a year right and i let her have that i said i'm not gonna i'm not gonna correct my friend well everyone in the comments and i was talking to carolina on the phone today and i said you said there was 325 days in a year and that's wrong and she was like no it's not oh my god i was like oh i was like carolina we started the pandemic in march of last year it's still february you know a year hasn't passed and then she was like what I said

we belong together me and Carolina belong together yes you do two dodo birds in a pod two sexy dodo birds but also cat ladies y'all should start a pod together Sydney's third pod

and on that note oh my god if you had an amazing time listening to the Tress Chicas Andrew I called you a woman make sure that you go to itunes and write a review rate if you haven't subscribed to our instagram page you have it's unofficial expert and yeah just promote love and light please we need it wow is that what time it is god damn time flies when you're unemployed during a snowstorm yeah marie i was gonna call you we gotta get off the phone i mean not the phone but the pod

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