MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - Sydnee's New Catchphrase

Episode Date: September 6, 2019

Yesyesyesyesyes! Sydnee and Marie are back with another solo episode this week talking about Instagram etiquette, live action Disney remakes, and they workshop a new catchphrase for Sydnee! Listen now baBY!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever. Dog. Ooh, hello. Hi, hi, hi. Marie, I feel so dry, which is crazy, because, like, you know, I'm full of, like, moisture, but I just feel really dry today. Are you saying that because my hands are ashy? No, you look good. Somebody left us a review and they said I love these beautiful

Sometimes ashy queens And you're wrong We are always ashy Sometimes is wrong Either way you was wrong When have we been ashy that you can see You can't see us You can't hear ash

Ashy hold on let's ASMR this ash Can you hear that Scratch Dry flakes That's my skin screaming while I itch it Wait, wait, wait. That's my feet when I walk. Ew.

Like, urch. Scrooge. Okay, that was wrong. That was wrong. Anyway, so yeah, we've been reading the reviews. The reviews are cute. Somebody left us a thesis the other day. I love how interactive the podcasts have become.

Right? I feel like y'all are talking to us now. They're really involved, and it's really important for, one, my ego, and two, my ego. So, yeah, keep the reviews going. Marie posted, I think, a couple weeks ago about, like, what's your favorite Marie catchphrase? Marie-ism or classic Sydney quote? And I was kind of furious that I don't have enough catchphrases. Well, that's because you'll be looking in your phone, sis, when I'm out here giving them this content.

No, no, no, no, bitch. That's absolutely not true. But, okay, whatever. Live your life. so I'm going to dedicate this whole episode to catchphrases that I might can work with later on

yes we'll just try to add them okay okay work giving you titles okay working working working okay love it also there were things that people were commenting

that I was like oh I didn't even realize that we said that that much like yes yes yes yes I didn't realize that either that's so funny that's me just trying to rush somebody through like Senor be telling a slow ass story and I'm like yes yes yes yes yes and then what happened

and people are like I love that y'all rude I was furious I was just like okay so basically I'm just here on the pod and am I even a host you're so dumb merch is you you screaming merch is all you sis and uh

duro ma'am ma'am Zuru is all you friend Zuru I mean I was just waiting for them to put out Hot producer gay intern Andrew catchphrases too Well they threw his name

His title in there though That's the catchphrase Andrew how are you doing I'm doing fine You have any plans for this weekend I'm going to go to a rooftop bar tonight Rooftop bar On a date

That's what you're wearing I can change And you say that I'm mean. Look how she's dragging you. You're wearing that? I'm trying to elevate. Well, because it's a rooftop. It's already kind of chilly outside right now.

So it's going to be cold tonight. Okay, here's a catchphrase. Yeah, that outfit's cute for you, Andrew. That's what you said like a few weeks ago. Sure. That's Regina George right there. Cute for you, hon. It's still mean.

Cute for you? How? We already talked about that. That's like saying you're pretty for a black girl. Or you look good for your age. That little, that little, that's shade. I know. I know.

Andrew, what you wearing tonight? Little booty shorts? I don't know. What's the, it's supposed to be like, not even like 80 tonight, right? It's supposed to be low 70s. Yeah. It's garbage. That's how you know the world is ending.

It's about to be fall. First day of school, you know. That's how you know the world is ending. Yeah. Oh, we should talk about the world ending. The Amazon is burning. The Amazon is on fire. And by the time this comes out, I'm hoping that the Amazon will be cooled off.

Cool off. Cool off. Cool off. Cool off. We can't laugh about this, Marie. Yes, we can. I don't know a single Amazonian. Okay.

Some of my best friends. Ignorant. Not from Brazil. Okay. They from here. Another catch word. Ignorant. Ignant.

Ignant. Ignorant. That's a key change. You are ignorant. You know that? Ignorant. Yeah, ignorant. Q.

Q. Love it. It's a new drink. Yves Saint Laurent. YSL ignorant yes I love that catch get that catchphrase I'm gonna get that on shoes they're gonna be Aldo though

but we gonna print ignorant on them yeah I had a conversation with someone this week about how I don't talk about much like they feel like I talk but not about things that are going on in the world and I say the things that are going on in the world makes me fucking sad I'm

already sad I'm already a depressed person so oh yeah I guess we'll talk about world hunger again like i mean are people i'm sorry so what does this person want to talk to you about what tough yeah what topics they trying to touch um i mean you know how people will just get on board with whatever trending thing is going on and have open discussions about it the thing is that i'm not saying that my words are limited but my energy is and so i don't want to I don't want to debate about shit that I know I'm getting nothing out of I'm not going to talk about Trump because unless we have solutions for this shit what are we going back and forth about

it but also what is the back and forth we all know he's trash moving on to the next topic like we don't have to sit in this yeah also you can't have a conversation with somebody by saying I feel like you don't be talking about nothing you need to say something ask me a question and I'll respond Don't say, you don't ever say anything. Are you saying something? Like, that's like when I'll be out on the street and I'll see some, like, old black man, like, staring me down. And I'll just look just because, you know, that's where my eyes are. And then I had a guy once say to me, oh, you can't say hello.

And I was like, sir, you also could have just said hello instead of asking me that stupid ass question. Factual. And I was like, did you say hello? And he was like, I'm a man. You're blah, blah, blah. I'm older. Like, it was like, I'm not. Man, nigga, sit your ass down in that fucking chair that you got from your house that you brought outside.

Your inside chair outside, okay? Rude. The dining chair that you got out here with the plastic cover on it. Yeah, your lawn chair that you got mad tape around. Like, just fucking go buy a new lawn chair. The leg is uneven on one side. How you got a lawn chair and you ain't got no fucking lawn? Shut up.

Okay, you have no yard, sir. No yard and no matters. Exactly. Also, no qualms to be talking to me right now. Actual factual. You know I'm not your type. Cute for you. Yuck.

Gross for everybody Disgusting Ignorant That's another reason Why I gotta move sis They mad ignorant Mad ignorant I gotta move

Oh my god So I'm not looking At apartments no more Why? I'm not looking Cause my lease is not up Till October 1st I just wanna be here soon

I just wanted to move On 1st September 1st So I could It's gonna be here soon yo The fucking year Is going by so quick And it's just like It is flying right?

Flu It's done Sis, we already had your birthday party. It was lit. I was there. I don't know where. I relapsed y todo. Y todo, no.

Also, y todo is a Sydney catchphrase. Somebody said that. Yes, you're right. But I don't know where I'm celebrating my birthday this year. Yeah, and the thing is that that one year that you put on Facebook, you know, I'm trying to have a party. I was like, where should I have my birthday party? And I was looking for, like, location suggestions. And somebody was like, you can have it at my house.

Yeah, we need that same energy. And it was a beautiful loft Gorge The problem is that Marie is meaner Post Vice Live And post bald She has time for what? No one She's not making friends recently

I am not making a single new friend Actually, not since I'm making some friends What you got? I got new guy friends I'm out here Who's in a rotation? It's not really a rotation Can two be a rotation?

I guess, I suppose I mean, in the evenings, too, I'm busy, and I don't be responding to nobody on Hinge. So these guys are like, we're matching, and then they're disappearing because I'm not hitting them up. Yeah, so what you need to do is go on Hinge, find somebody with a nice place, and then have your birthday there. Bang, boom, bop, you got it. Bang. Yeah, but then they're going to want to be at the party. That's unfortunate, but they could do Kocak.

Yes, Kocak. You get to keep all your tips tonight. You know, that's for, you know, payment. You got to keep your tips tonight, but also do not leave this corner of your house. Yeah. Don't talk to none of my friends and make eye contact with any of the dudes here. Yes. You agree?

I totes agree. Yeah. Let's do it. I mean, I will be there for your birthday this year. I missed it last year and I was furious. Last year was a cute year. It was the best birthday party you've had and I needed to secure that bag. It was at another friend's loft.

Yeah. And a whole wall of windows. there was a disco ball that just happened to already be there everybody was on Molly well you know the cool people

except Molly except Molly Molly didn't do Molly Molly didn't do Molly that night Molly Austin everybody else was on cocaine and mushrooms

and poppers it was it was truly it was a Studio 54 themed birthday party and there was somebody running around in just underwear

like it was beautiful people were sweating I looked radiant you did I don't even remember you looked so good your see through outfit I was like

Do I like my friend? Well, this year, we don't know what the look is going to be. But the theme, I think, is going to be disco again. Yeah. Because we could do a lot with disco. You know, I'll give you guys a little Tina Turner, a little Cher, you know, a little magic. We'll see what happens. Are you taking a picture right now?

Yeah. Just showing proof of concept. Yeah. Okay, so Sydney's girlfriend is on vacation. and FaceTimed her in the studio to make sure she was really at work. That's what we're doing. It happens.

You got to check up on these hoes. Make sure. Don't let them tell you they somewhere and be like, drop a pin. Drop a pin. I need the coordinates now. Technology is ruining lives for cheaters. It's fucking awful.

You're like, oh, I'm at church. And it's like, oh, cool. Well, let me FaceTime you so I can speak to Jesus real quick. Yeah, we don't have time for that. Put Jesus on the line. Wait, I need you to do a selfie with that nigga right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. touched the crown of thorns sis yeah adrian called sydney and sydney had to show adrian the studio yeah it's fine i'm just i don't mind doing it you know you have nothing to hide there it is there it is that is uh so so yeah we're on a trip she's i mean the thing is trips are fucking hard they're really hard because you're spending time with somebody for a long period or you know by yourself like you but i mean if you go with a friend you have to go with somebody that you're like oh they're cool with me doing my own thing they're okay with me taking a lot of pictures or

not taking pictures they're okay with me just being myself right but you know sometimes you have to be on a trip and you have to sacrifice getting in arguments so that the trip can keep going and you still have a friend at the end well what are we arguing about on a trip think like classic things that we arguing about is well because also this is the thing when you travel with somebody that you're cool with for a long period of time you realize oh my friend is low-key

annoying yeah because the stuff about them that you can ignore when you guys are home you can't ignore that when you're on a trip or you're sharing a double bed you know what I mean yeah I think I think the most the recent thing that I learned when we went on a trip together

is that I get jealous like I just If I see you having more fun with somebody, I'm like, how? Who are you talking about? Me? Yeah, you. If I'm having more fun with somebody, you get jealous. I get jealous. What words are these?

I know, it's weird. When we were in Miami, I was so upset when we were at the Standard because it just was like, oh, Marie's having way more fun with Molly. And I was like, wait, why? Oh, that is some playground schoolyard BS right there. It was stupid. Okay, well, then you just got to be fun on the trip, sis. Well, I was going through something at that time,

so I couldn't have been that fun. That's why you weren't being, well, you were having your own fun. Your own sad fun. Yeah. That trip. I was. But, I mean, and I think that's, I also thought that's why you were mad at me. Well, I mean.

That's why you were like, I guess I'm just going to go have fun with somebody else who's not doing a relapse. Sid, we're in Miami. We're going to Miami in two weeks? In a week? In a couple of days. We keep saying it on the podcast. It was like, by the time they come, we're going to already be on the beach in thongs. no this episode is going to come out the week before we go to miami oh yeah because i'm doing

the numbers in my head this comes out in two weeks we'll be in miami in three weeks gorgeous when are you going to record those next episodes then after we get back from miami good question what you mean baby we'll be in miami in three weeks we'll be here andrew you this is behind the uh you're raking down the wall here uh we'll be here a week before we go to miami to record okay cool great oh wait you know what

we have to record damn because I'm going to be gone on the 7th and then we're going to be gone on the 14th too shit woo

Sam if you're listening to the pod sis we got to do some scheduling scheduling scheduling scheduling

scheduling so yeah when oh yeah this is the last week we can't record ah got it got it got it you got it

you good because you're going to be going on the 7th and I'm going to be going on the 14th Yeah. So we not go, okay, got it. Yeah, so we got to do something next weekend.

Next week. So sorry, Andrew. Next weekend? Or you know what? Actually, I don't have work all week, so we can come in during the week. During the week. Work. Yes.

Love. So let me hit up these guests and see. Deezus and Mero. Shout out to them. They haven't been on the pod. They won't, but it's fine. We're not shouting. I'm not shouting.

That was a Sydney, a solo Sydney shout out. We haven't been on their podcast, and they haven't done ours. Oh, yeah. No shout out for you, friend. They don't have any guests. That's the only reason why. Oh, they don't have any guests? Yeah, they don't have guests on their podcast.

They have a TV show. They have guests on that. They haven't invited us to do that. We haven't got to that level of verification on Instagram. Don't say that. Don't speak for us. Speak your truth. Oh, friend.

Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to go on this trip. And I'm just like, if I see you, like, kiki-ing with Amina more and I'm not involved with the laughing, I'm going to be like, what the fuck are they laughing about? What the fuck is so funny? But then the problem is that Amina is hilarious. She is nonstop funny. Well, Amina and I, we went to New Jersey this week with Carolina.

We went to her uncle's pool. T.O. Juan. Shout out to T.O. Juan. Work, T.O. T.O. Juan. Last time we went, he made steak for us. This time he grilled chicken and we had a salad. The food was so fucking good.

Yeah, everything was seasoned cute. No Instapot. Okay, if T.O. was a Tia, sis. What, really? No. Seriously? You're right. Okay.

Okay. So we did that, and Amina was like, do we always laugh this much? Yeah. She was like, does everybody laugh with their friends this much? And I was like, no, they don't. But also, here you are, Sydney, so it's going to be a lot of laughing. But we'll also be quite high, me and Amina. No, you will.

We're not going to be having that much fun. I'll have to figure it out. You'll be drinking your mocktails on the beach? yes I will be in a good place while we're in Miami so I'll be doing better but I do get jealous it's weird of your friends having fun with your other friends I think low-key everybody gets a little bit jealous but I don't think anybody is storming over to be like well what's happening who who laughing at what no I just be like what happened I want to be involved yeah but I but I know that about you it's like like an only child thing yeah like only child syndrome i feel like you like see

other people having fun so you're like i also want to be a part of this but i'm a middle child so i'd be seeing people having fun and i'm like oh they both lame horny assholes over here that's why their ankles are both dry i know when y'all were at um uncle tio's or whatever tio tio one uncle Uncle Tio's is redundant. Uncle, uncle. Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. When I saw y'all were at his place, I was like, ah, this looks fun.

But they posted too much. Looks whack. I didn't post that much. You didn't post anything. I posted one thing. Yeah, but you know, Carolina will drag some shit out. Okay. I mean, Amina also, I was like, and she was hovering over the pool with her phone.

I said, sis, you got insurance? Yeah. It's waterproof? Can your phone swim? No. And the problem is, is that they never, it always looks like the phone is smudged. Carolina's screen is always covered in. It's always smudged. It's just like, I'm not reposting this. Can you take it down? Wipe the camera screen. Guys, wipe your camera screens down before you start shooting video.

I'm not asking for much. It will make the quality of, maybe that's why you're not getting no likes, sis. Because the photos are smudged. okay you've got this beautiful iphone it's great quality but the photos look dirty and and then it's like the angles and it's like are you telling a story like what are you giving us when you're when you have 20 notches on your insta stories it's like what are you actually giving us is it necessary okay and i'm saying this because i'm a bitch who stay having notches but i'm giving you something it'd be a lot i'd be like i don't know if i can yeah i'll go to the

end and then watch the last one yes yeah you're good for that because like usually you're one of the people that's like at the top you'll be like the first person but you but it'll be like it's almost 23 hours in and then finally you'll look right because again i haven't really been active on instagram i'll post my thing i'll check my messages i go to the unofficial expert page and then i log out that's it that's that's it i'm literally just logging on to see my messages and To see, like, if anybody sexy and or verified has slid in my DMs. The answer is no. No.

Nobody's sliding in my DMs yet. Which is unacceptable. It's very homophobic and racist that nobody has slid in Marie's DMs. Right. Again. It is homophobic now because it's like, are you afraid of this young man that you see before you? You know? Well, that's crazy because when I posted pictures of you, when I reposted a picture of you in your, you know, coat.

Oh, in my underwear? Yeah. people were like damn Maria's yo she you know she got it I posted that

and I was like oh my DM's is gonna be on fire tonight nothing no they were just in my DM's not a whisper of dick

they were literally in my DM's do you hear what I'm saying not a whisper of dick slid into my DM's they wrote so many comments to me I was like

you can just tell her that who let me see who messaged who was anybody it was all comedians that I already know

no it's like listeners of the pod well it's podcast people you know I'm not going to bang none of that. Because I wrote, I said, is it just me or, like, we all attracted to Marie? Yes. And then people were writing, nah, we been into her.

Nah, she been hot. Nah, she been hot. Yeah. Whoosh. Yeah. They were like, okay, legs. Yeah. And yet here I am.

Dickless. You're not. I mean, you know, from that photo. Yeah. The photo didn't give me no dick. I'm trying to be on my Mateo lane, okay? all my posts once a week one naked photo a week shout out to Mateo Lane who's always giving us all the different angles and like views of his body yeah go to Mateo's page and leave some palm

trees it's like his under your favorite no maybe the most recent or your favorite should it be your favorite or the most recent photo most recent the most recent thing that he posted when you listen to this episode because his body is just it's so annoying because it's it looks great he eats right he he's always working and it shows right that's somebody who's on the road his career taking off uh you know he's got a little netflix special he's out here thriving yeah you too can have a body like that if your name is mateo lane you know definitely should be people's motivation also i don't think that he eats bread i like bread okay i'm like oprah winfrey j'adore bread uh marie your sourdough bread your body is sick some ciabatta bread

you always look great it doesn't matter what you fucking eat but you do eat right but I mean when I saw that picture I was like fuck I should work out

because if I worked out ugh you guys would hate me because I already have a butt okay you know so we already don't really like you that much

and I got tits so it's just like and I got legs so it's just like if I just applied myself I mean honestly what are we trying to apply ourselves to

like you know that's true you just stay like this this is your revenge body revenge you look great friend now when your friend tells you no you good the way you are that bitch don't want to see you thrive okay she don't want to see you there's only room in this relationship for one of us to have abs yeah

that's what it is that's what it feels like you got abs absolutely not all right great that means you can stay there's a seat for you at this table but abs should come in pairs baby yeah i have four pairs oh no baby i don't know you do you ever see your friend's photos and be like let me go let me go fix myself let me go let me go get an outfit because you had a whole series you were giving us art upside down uh american american apparel holding my braids on a roof in a blazer but naked vibes like a month ago yeah we already did this you see i saw city's photos and i was like oh okay maybe i need to get a powder blue blazer double-breasted i'ma like the way i look i guarantee you they didn't let me keep it i was like so what are we doing this for i want free

things and oh you know what the good thing is is that um people are sliding in our dms and saying positive things um we need to see some action with it so you've sent biscoff um somebody from glossier hit me up and was like because i had posted that i was there because i had to re-up on some stuff and like hey i actually listened to the pod i saw marie on vice live um shut up shut up shut the hell up glossier because i slid in their dms and was like oh big fan of the brand would love some products would love a collaboration they were like ah at the moment nah because i remember that you had done that yeah i did so i did it and they were like we have nothing for you marie faustin and now you're telling me that someone from glossier

They used to watch me on my struggling-ass job show. I think somebody who, like an actually employee, not somebody from Glossier, like not their PR team, somebody from Glossier. So she was like, send me your, give me your address. I'll send some things. So if I see anything that works for you, I'll make sure I have it. That means she ain't going to send me nothing. You know, when your friend says, if I see anything that is going to look good on you, I'll get it for you. They're going to get everything for themselves.

And then they're going to give you the little bag that it came in. I got you, son of a friend. Here's a complimentary tote. I have you. I got you. Don't worry. Anything that's like a little shimmer, a little highlight. Because you don't really wear makeup.

Wait, hold the F on. What? Emma Stone is playing Cruella DeVille? Yeah. What is Disney doing? They spiraling. They are. Emma Stone?

Emma Stone from Superbad. La La Land, Emma Stone. It's like a... White people invented jazz music, Emma Stone. It's an origin story for Cruella DeVille. And so she'll be playing the young Cruella. That's still wrong. No, because I need...

Who played her? Glenn Close. We can't go Glenn Close, Emma Stone. She doesn't even look good. Well, only one of them has an Oscar. She doesn't even look good as, and the Oscar is unnecessary. That's wrong. Okay?

To play Cruella. But she doesn't even look good here. Wait, is that, did they just release that? Yeah. Oh, my God. It looks like she's going to a Halloween party. Exactly. She looks like Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad.

Yeah. I will say, I will say, when industry fuck with you, they'll find any old role to put you in and be like this is a star remember when they threw that Oscar at Jennifer Lawrence

they were like sis you did terrible in this Jersey this New Jersey movie here you go yeah and that's why she fell up the stairs

because God don't like ugly remember when she won her Oscar she tripped up the stairs oh that was totally stage come on I don't give a you think that was stage oh absolutely

that was actually God that was a star's yes my God always provides I don't know why you would say such a thing no because everyone like got up and like the pity thing

it was like crazy no and then the dude from the Freddie Mercury movie fell off the stage when he won his Oscar. Yeah. The Oscar stares know

when the shit ain't right. Okay. You know who hasn't fallen down the stairs? Lupita Nyong'o. Okay. She floated up them stairs. They were ready.

She was like, oh my God, thank you so much. You know, she got that weird accent. I was like, girl, where are you from?

She's Mexican. I know. But also African? I said, well, work that storyline. Okay. Also,

she's British too, right? but she's like a Mexican citizen yeah a Mexican citizen I can't whatever it's fine

her skin is flawless that's all that matters she looks great yeah but yuck to Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil this is something

they could have given to one of them pretty little liar girls or something oh my god or somebody from somebody from what's the show

the Archie comic show oh Riverdale yeah yeah one of them Riverdale hosts or even Rachel McAdams you know she's up there in age but she's still cute

I don't think you're still thinking about Rachel McAdams yes that's Regina George I don't hate Emma Stone it's just like that's doubting for her no

but they be finding ways and every time I hear about where there is a will there is a white person that's gonna make a way where there's a will there's a Lena Dunham okay

there it is the fact that Lena Dunham is not Cruella de Vil is shocking I'm actually appalled I mean who do I write to to make this right

sis they can make her one of the Dalmatians I'm about to I'm about to add her I'm about to Lena Dunham she can play the robber yo they can make her

one of the Dalmatians that's a big ass code I'll be like Lena Lena, they took your role from you. You were slighted, sis. You were slighted, friend. Yeah, and that's my goal for 2020.

I just want to have, I want people to applaud me like they do Normani, but I want Lena Dunham energy. Right, because they applaud. Well, but who is clapping for Lena Dunham? Her comrades? Her contemporaries? No, no, no. I'm just saying like the energy that she gives, that's what I want to have.

Like she's not really putting out the best work. But they're applauding her like they're like Normani's new music video. Yeah. That's what I want. I mean, OK. I want to just do some regular shit and everybody like this is groundbreaking. This is genius. Yeah.

This is one of a kind. That's what the fuck I want. Is this the new Beyonce? I'm tired of racking my brain trying to think of the next big thing when people like Emma Stone and Lena Dunham is chillaxing, chillaxing on a terrible blowout, just living their life, getting all the roles. that's what I want yeah but Lena Dunham is writing her roles for herself

is that what I gotta do write some terrible shit for myself and hopefully somebody co-sign that shit yes you gotta Issa Rae it that's what we call it

Issa Rae not Lena Dunham is it Issa Rae Issa Rae wrote her show and she wrote it for herself she's fantastic

I live for Issa Rae I don't live for Issa Rae I do not like Insecure I said it I said it

you're saying this on the record really I'm saying it I don't like any of the main characters on this show I think they're so stupid This is so racist and homophobic Shut up Sydney

You're being racist and homophobic I want no parts of this Well you're going to get parts You're going to get 50% of this sis Okay The show is The characters are all trash The last season

Nothing happened I can't remember anything that happened The light skinned guy went missing And they went to the desert And took Molly That's all I remember And the Molly episode was great I enjoyed it

But it was Eight episodes of what? They're going to fix it They better fix it. It's hard. At this point, I'm just watching the show to see how it ends. That's why I'm watching Insecure. Writing is hard, Marie.

You know that. What? You know that writing's hard. We know that it's hard. It's difficult. Okay. But that doesn't mean that you can't get some good writers and you can get a cute little. Shonda Rhimes has been writing for years.

And she was giving us three good shows. And then they both, two of them got pretty bad. It's hard to get the seasons up. That's what it is. It's like you get the first season. is popping and then the second one you're like oh okay I guess I'll keep going and then the third one is like

you lucky if you go on Netflix and they're just giving away seasons upon seasons but that's not necessarily true right because there are plenty of shows that have yes started out with a strong first season and then the show quality sucks after that but there are shows that have been on for years they're in you know

X amount of seasons 17 seasons 10 seasons 6 seasons it's possible to have a good show that's consistently not terrible but the thing is is that i'm not gonna just say because like race or whatever but for it to be intriguing for the masses for there to be like a black lead the the things that are in that have to be set up is crazy like insane like there's the new l word um there's a new l word and they got black people in there but it's like oh that's the only black lesbians that y'all

gonna portray in this this whole fucking show that's crazy she's light skinned and has curly hair her dad wife look real blackish

blackish okay it's what's the girl from Grown-ish is her is the girl that look like that Yahariya Yahara Zendaya

Zendaya Zendaya Zendaya how you say it Andrew you're the youth Zendaya Zendaya a white man just told us

how to say Zendaya I know that's Swahili for nigga please I trust that you would know better than me I've never even said her name out loud Zendaya I mean it's just what it is

it's like oh for y'all to care this is who's gotta be at the forefront it's annoying that's why Sydney we should be writing something we should be writing something for dark skinned girls for dark skinned girls for colored girls

For colored girls. For colored girls. I mean, you know what it is. Just like trying to put something together that you're like, oh, this hasn't been done before. That's the problem. Because I watch Los Espookys. That shit was so original. And we know Julio and we know Anna and we know that's what they give.

Los Espookys on HBO. They give, I was like, oh, this is something totally different for the, not just the Latin viewers, but for everybody. Yeah. For the alternatives. it's so alt but so like oh I could be so on board with this

and then Julio did a comedy special and it was just so intriguing so out of this world but so different than what we grew up

knowing what a comedy special was and that's what you that's what we need we need the next thing not like oh I've heard this one before yeah

oh I know what y'all about to do so and so did this so I'm gonna do this too yeah that's not what we that's not the wave that we're on in 2020 in 2020

2020 Hello this is Barbara Walters My Barbara Walters is a little bit Korean My Barbara Walters Like picles and guillo And jerk wings So hungry You're making me fucking famished

I'm hungry too I mean I told you what happened Y'all don't know but I did these makeup tutorials For my job In Comedy Central Humble brags bragging about work And I had a problem because when I was writing I was like damn I do the same shit for myself I need to do

something that is like not normally my brand so I was like oh I'm gonna be something do something outlandish I'm gonna try to do setup and punchline for jokes I'm gonna really just go out of my comfort zone and do something different and so they were like parodies of like makeup tutorials me making fun of makeup tutorials but in a really specific way I was like I don't know if this is gonna hit this is gonna be dumb the cat had a cameo yeah jam jam's a star how did you get him to work um i put him in his carrier bitch he's a he's a worker he comes from a black family he knows yeah it works the cats are lazy though so you he's lethargic you know you put him in his carrier and then y'all took an uber into the city put it on the company called hello comedy central

we love um we like hey hola how you doing um we still like hey uh so yeah i did it and on instagram it did really well and i got like followers from it and people were hitting me up like this is this is dope this is different i was like yeah i look crazy so that's why i haven't really put it on my page but like right because you never posted it no i didn't post it because i i just was like too afraid that because it's not my brand my brand is i look good yes but your brand is also wack wacky sis wacky yes you get on instagram and you're like hey um i lost my headphones do your job find them oh my god and then you're like hi guys yeah yeah your brand is somebody somebody wrote me they were like do you need airpods or you need headphones and i was

like work but somebody gave me their headphones so work meow but if you take down the story is the story is still up you know it's still up so i'm gonna write another one and you know i'll be seen it at 23 hours right listen it worked with my passport and i was like i would do it with my headphones uh yeah you telling that passport story getting your thing back from that girl was the beginning of a porno that we thought we were gonna hear but it was not that could be the beginning she never followed you back and you still follow her so i want to keep up also i don't want to keep up with people who don't want to keep up with me yeah i'll give you you got 24 hours yeah 24 hours to follow me back that yeah and when you see that they're active after you

followed them it's like okay what are you doing i listen if i if i'm feeling generous i'll give you 48 hours to follow me back yeah if i don't get that do you ever do this is a little bit psychotic but if you do you ever like follow them and then you see that they're active so you unfollow them and then follow them again never no never i never do that no i'm following you one time one time and then two time for me no no two time i follow you one time and then if it's Like, oh, a week has passed and you've been posting your stories. It's a bunch of dashes here. Yeah.

And you posted three things in the feed. Ah, okay. Yeah, but if I got like a lot of DMs or if I posted a picture and I'm getting a lot of notifications, you can't miss it. You can miss it. You absolutely can miss it. And I understand that. And I get that. But also, if I comment on something that you posted and you see it and you reply to me, that's like, okay.

But you saw it though. You see me here. Yeah. It's rude. It's disrespectful. It's racist and homophobic. That's what it is. It's like, sir, we're both verified.

What's happening here? Verified adults here. Just me? We're both verified adults here. We're both verified adults here. Merch. Merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, right. Merch.

Merch, merch, merch, merch, merch, right. Merch. Get on merch. Get on merch. Merch, merch. Merch. Yeah. So it's just like, ah, I don't know.

And also, like, none of this actually matters. It doesn't. But, like, for me, it does because it's my job. Like, people reach out to me and they're like, hey, we're looking for an influencer to do blah, blah, blah. They, like, I'll go on auditions and the number of followers I have is on the top of the page. So for me, it does matter. Yeah. So at work, they, you know, we had our little meetings and whatnot.

They cut my makeup tutorials, which is fine because it didn't do well on YouTube. It did well on Instagram, but not good enough on YouTube for them to continue. So I have to think of something else. And it's just like, ah, I got to- Do you want to brainstorm with me and gay, tall producer Andrew here? An interview show. That's what they're looking for. They're like, oh, if you're really good with people, people love you, you're able to get

like funny sound bites out of people. You have like a great reach with guests, meaning, oh, I'm friends with a lot of comedians, so you know they'll come in. they yeah they're like oh you following 9 000 people says yes absolutely you had a great reach yes you out here following people who don't follow you back absolutely friend shut up marie i don't care i don't it's just like everybody wants to be so fucking cool everybody wants to act like ah like everybody wants me all my shows are great i'm getting money it's like stop it at the end of the day people are lying at the end of the day

we're all a fucking mess and we've had days where you know you get on the train and your eyeliner is fucked up and you just got broken up with

and it's like you're a person we can't be perfect so that's why on my page I look like I got it together but my stories that's when you see

that's where the mess is that's where you see the real me okay that's where you had all the mess yes yes that's like you lift

the carpet and you put all the dirt under the carpet that you you broomed up and then you you actually didn't clean yeah

that's I mean I'm a real person and that's why I do have the people who fuck with me heavy are like I'm into you because I know

that you are an open book and well I like people who don't read so my book is closed baby

I don't even know why we're friends here honestly because opposites attract that's what Paula Abdul said right it was Paula Abdul

that said that Paula Abdul who can't hold a note was that Paula Abdul with the cartoon cat Paula Abdul sure are you attacking

and then cut the radio and hear her sing out loud and you're like did you see her perform this past year why no it was great

was it I didn't see it she's like I don't even know well how did you feel about did you see JLo perform at the Motown this is so old Marie

yes but he's talking about Paul Abdul that's old too yeah that was wild I want to get his take on Jennifer Lopez I'm very excited for Hustle

Jennifer Lopez the movie The movie, listen. Shut up. That movie, listen, everybody listening, no one's allowed to see that movie because I auditioned for it and they did not put me in the movie

as one of the strippers with no butt, okay? That movie is dead to us. They put Cardi B in it and you know she can't read. It's like... All of her lines were being read to her. Not repeat after me. It's like, I know Cardi didn't audition. They're like, yeah, but she has more...

She can do the physical stuff. Oh, yeah, her and Lizzo are both... Lizzo's in the movie. They're going to be in that movie for like 30 seconds. Also, what strip club is Lizzo working at with that Cardi B and JLo are both employed at. Shut up.

We love us some Lizzo, but what strip club is that? And Kiki Palmer. Let me tell you where a Lizzo adjacent would be at in Queens. Queens Historia. That's where the strip club is at

where they like, yeah, we need them thick with seven C's. That's how thick they like them thick, which is fine. We like Kiki Palmer. Is also going to be at that strip club that Lizzo works at?

Yeah, girl. She working on Friday and Saturdays. No, she don't. Friday and Saturdays. Those are the busy nights. Kiki Palmer's there on a Monday, and she's a busser. She collecting glasses. You're being racist and homophobic towards Kiki Palmer.

Shut up, Sydney. People have told me that I look like Kiki Palmer. Well, before when I had hair. No one is saying it now. They're like, you know Kiki Palmer? You look like the dude that do her makeup. I'm like, oh, okay. I look like Jerome.

Nightmare. Jerome. I don't know. I just feel like, you know, we need to write something and writing is so fucking hard. And it's just like I be at work and I see people writing these scripts and it's just all about just doing it. It doesn't have to be good. You just have to be in the routine of writing. So when it's time to write the stuff that you want to write, you're like, oh, this is Nathan's.

This is Nathan's, you know. But if you're every time like, OK, this script has to be perfect, then you're never going to get started. Right. Thank you, friend. That was the point of this episode, for you to drop that gem so I can go home and write. Well, we have a screening to watch tonight, so you won't be writing tonight. I mean, I'm not writing. Again, I have an appointment after this, and then I'm going to the screening.

So I'm not writing tonight. It's Friday, and I'm writing this way. I'm going to write on Monday. I'm going to get up on Monday, and I'm going to do it. Well, we have to get the podcast together on Monday. We have, like, some restructuring to do. Oh, restructuring. Yes, we're rebranding.

So, yeah, I just. But a lot of people's pod, like, The Read, they go out and they're on the. That's what The Read is. That's what Yvonne Orgy and What's Her Face's podcast is. They go live and they just talk on stage and people like that. But, you know, we want to give y'all a little bit more of something aesthetically and visually pleasing. If festivals are going to be like, hey, we want you to come here. We're paying you this amount.

you gotta come more with just chatting if that's just what it is so i don't know if they doing festivals the podcast that i just named but i know that they're doing numbers i know that they are selling tickets in in big spaces i don't know nothing about you know how the obviously how this festival circuit works but you know everything ain't gonna work for everybody friend you're right absolutely i and i'm i'm hearing what you're saying you've you've been heard okay um you've been heard much uh that's a bracelet that's a limb strong bracelet you've been heard wwjd yes so if you guys ever come through and just be like oh i don't know what sydney's saying on the pod i've gave you a whole episode i did i gotta go i'm hungry we've been hungry is uh this appointment

gonna cook for you he said he could cook yeah he gonna bring on some wings something i'm gonna text him i'm like yo i'm hungry so you should you should get something i'm gonna say i'm hungry so please deserve more than just your dick we gotta go to this fucking asian spot the the noodles is fucking incredible it's like on that level of that ramen place that we went to with um what's his name anthony yeah it's on the level of that i saw him yesterday i was just on the street and he happened to be walking by how are you doing you know he still look you know yeah yeah got it he still looked terrible we don't even finish this

this is no more you don't know but the people listening knew that I was saying something they're like well what did he look like and then when I said

you know they were like ah he still looked terrible I was on the phone with my mom I was like I gotta go mom

this ugly man here I gotta talk to him no no but he yeah you know he fine he's good I don't know

why I brought him up no cause I said Because you said the noodles. Yeah. But we have to go. What's the price point looking at? How many dollars? No, it's like if we go together, we get a couple apps and an entree, it'll be less than

$50. Each? No, together. Oh, okay. I was like, uh. No, we deserve it. I was like, you putting that on the company card? No, we'll use a Patreon.

A Patreon money. Ooh. We gotta take ourselves out. We deserve it. We work hard. We'll have to drop some stuff on the Patreon soon because there's that. but we gotta be careful what we're talking about because you know

we're not monsters we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings again yeah but that's the problem it's just like which we say this on every episode that we're by ourselves is that we gotta stop saying so much but the thing is that people want to hear this

because then it feels like oh I'm always holding back and you give me the energy to be like no just say the shit put it on put it on the wax sis put it on the record be bold but then again I don't want to be that Wendy Williams of podcasts and just be

honestly Wendy Williams is thriving right now sis she had a little rough bumpy week a bumpy year and now whenever I watch her little show on YouTube she's fun she's flirty her body looks like it's not it doesn't look like a capital P no more

she look better she seems happy I feel like people who are listening to this that watch Wendy would agree with me No, Marie. It's better. I'm telling you. We need to be that pod that's like uplifting.

No. At the same time. You raise me up. Listen, next week we got Josh Groban coming into the studio because we be singing his songs all the time. Hey, Josh Groban. Yeah, just that one. Just that one.

Just that part. Yeah. I just don't want people to be scared to work with us. You know, I don't want us to be the Andy Coen's of black. People are still working with Andy Coen, his raggedy ass. He's very raggedy. Andy Cohen got the 411 when Titus read him

on his own program. He said, yeah, keep going. He said, do your little show. Do your little show. I loved it. If someone came to

the unofficial expert and said to me, do your little show, I would flip this little table over. I'd be like, well, that's the end of the show. I'd be like, well, that was the end

of your little episode. And we're done. You're not getting paid for this, so bye-bye. Bye, baby. Thank you for coming. Not. Anyway,

that's how I feel. about whatever we were just talking about. Yeah, so I was saying that, you know, we want to, I just want us to be doing more. That's it. That's all I ever asked for. And send us stuff. I just want free things.

You know, I met an influencer. Look at Andrew looking at you. He's like, you sound so poor when you be begging. I'm just like, please, just have faith. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Give me things. No, wait, wait. You said that I sound poor, but I just want you to know.

No, she said that you sound poor. I said that he said you sound poor. You said that I sound poor, but I just want to let you know, all of these celebrities and rich people expect to get free things everywhere they go.

I worked in a bar forever and everybody who was like somebody big was like, oh, this gotta be comped. I'm doing them a favor. These are people who are big. We are big in our own right.

You hear me? You heard? Sis, we medium size. We extra medium. We are notch mediums and I don't want to hear that shit. We are extra mediums, okay? We are stars.

They just haven't discovered us yet. We are 32 long. I don't know men's sizes. I don't know why I said that. We are 24s. 24s? They haven't figured it out yet.

That's what it is. But, I mean, you know. It'll come. I'm not worried about that. I'm not asking for free stuff. I'm going to take it if it's there. I'm going to take it. Asking you shall receive.

I also like that people will slide in our DMs and they talk about what they like about the podcast. Yeah. Y'all have been great. They've been really wonderful. But also, it's people from legit all over the place. And it's like, oh, you in Tulum? Oh, you in Tallahassee? Like, it's everywhere.

And I think that that's dope. A lot of people have been messaging like, yo, this has been like the hardest time of my life. I've been having a lot of sad people listening right now. And I've been listening to the podcast. Shout out to y'all and your sadness. And it literally has made my day or made my moment better. And it's just like, see, we are doing shit.

We think it's nothing. We think it's just a little raggedy pod. But it's people listening to this shit to escape the stuff that's going on. That's something to be proud of. It's people with jobs that they hate and boyfriends with micropenises. It's a lot happening in the world right now. There's people that are always in their car, driving to the job that they hate, and they need to hear this. The Amazon is burning, you know?

There's people listening in the Amazon. Is that our title? The Amazon is burning? That's what started the fire. The podcast was so hot. The title was like, burning up. The Amazon is burning up. This is so mean.

But that's another thing that I hate on social media. People start getting on the bandwagon on something, and they're like, because they want to look woke. And it's just like, sir, what are you actually doing besides reposting this? Is this is your- That's my contribution to the cause. Contribution?

No, it's not. I'm retweeting because I care. I'm not retweeting because I don't really be on Twitter like this. So also that. What do I do all day? I'm like, that's merch. What do I do all day?

That's going to be a hat. We're going to do hats because I need one. I need a hat. It'll be a rhinestone cowboy. No, remember you had a hat on it that just said bitch? Yeah. We should get some hats that say merch bitch on them.

Merch bitch. Bitch merch. Beach. Merch beach. Beach. Beach. Beach? Beach towels that say beach on them.

I enjoy that. I was unable to go to my friend's wedding this week. Unable? Yeah, because I booked a pilot. Woo! Booked a pilot? Why you do that? Why did I book the pilot?

Because I'm good at my job. Why you do this with your fingers? I just, I be fucking up, man. Oh, that was your excuse? It wasn't my excuse. I booked the pilot. So why you do this with your fingers? Because they don't know what a pilot is.

They don't know. You just throw out a term like that and they're like, oh, okay. So it sounds like you didn't book no pilots. I did, sis. Yo, Sydney be lying. Put that on some shirts. Put that on a key chain. One side says Sidney be lying.

The other side says Marie always tells the truth. That's merch. Okay, so you booked this pilot. Is it a Tyler Perry film? No. It's through Comedy Central. Cute. Okay.

Cute. You can't never quit that job, sis. That job is cute. I booked a pilot through my job. Did you audition? No. But I'm going to be there that day and so they said I could do it.

I need to get a job friend whoo yeah John someone said someone said please call 911 they left a review

on the podcast page specifically because I mentioned NWO and Steve Austin in the Blurred episode so I made two wrestling references and this person was like well I literally have never left a review on any

podcast in my life but because you said that I'm leaving a review they did where was that you see I'm out here reaching the nerd sis reaching the masses where is that the blurred episode yeah because we were talking about hatatashi porn yes and you were like yeah you know

it's not no queer representation in gay cartoon characters and it was like what hey I want what I want okay there's a there was a there's a gay cartoon

on Netflix it's a it's called Drag Something it's like it was a Brazilian they're like superheroes superheroes yeah

yeah it's like a Brazilian cartoon yeah that they dubbed over with like like it did look fun US drag queens

I watched it yeah it was fun it was like messy Shangela's one of the voices yes yeah who's Shangela she's on

RuPaul's Drag Race Sydney are you even gay I don't gosh I have no idea Anyway, Shange was having a great year, too. She was in Stars Born. She's in like an Ariana Grande song.

She does like the intro. Oh, she was. Yeah. Yeah. OK, see, I know I'm caught up. You're caught up. I'm caught up on my Shange. And she performed a Beyonce medley in front of Beyonce.

What? Yes. Oh, my. Yeah. OK, you see, I know. You're really recapping. OK, baby. You're her representation.

Well, because I don't remember my year. So I'm remembering somebody else thriving. You're doing good work, Maria. I've never been more proud of somebody until now. Shut up, Sydney. But also, thank you so much. All right. Well, I think that's it for me because I need to pee and then I need to go home and shave my labia.

So let's go. I mean, people are just like, hey, we will buy merch, please. Yes, yes, yes. It's coming. We got it. It's going to say yes, yes, yes all over it. That's going to be the jackets. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's going to be a long scarf that says yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No spaces. No spaces. Just a white scarf with black words? Yes, yes, yes, yes. The finest llama wool? I really want panties that say cute for you. On the butt or the crotch?

If your butt is small, it's cute for you. Wow. But if your butt is eating the panties, then what you saying? Well, you little booty hoes, that's not going to be happening. Wow. You know what? I am. That is homophobic and racist.

Okay. I'm going to leave. Guys, thank you so much for being here. Sydney, you wanted to talk about goals for the end of the year before we left? I did say that. Yeah. You got some goals? Because, you know, we got more weeks left of the year that you can get some goals together.

I literally just want to be happy and I need to work towards that. And I do not do that actively. So. So what you're going to do to make it. tell me three things you're going to do this week to be more happy. Ready? Okay. Say no to more

things that waste my time. Boom! Honestly, that will change your entire month. Think about all the stuff that you do that you'll be on the way to it and you're like, man, I should have said no. Or you're like, ugh, I did not want, I don't want to be here. You say no. Just say

no. To baby showers. Just say no to shows that you don't want to do that's out the way just say no yeah okay that's one what else um andrew if there's anything that you would like to add you can throw them in there too it's sydney's time right now yeah okay we'll get to you i i need to i need to eat better you need to eat what better gross yuck actually you do a pretty good job you give good love to me baby okay good great sydney so proud of you you eat really well you want to show me some time do it for the pod do it for the pod would you do it for the pod

uh i don't think we could do the pod after because then i would be like yo i see marie's cat good god no wonder she got appointments shit is real cute it's ashy and it's i found a gray pube and i almost died oh my god i hate it i didn't even know pubes could go great oh they do it hurts it's wrong i pulled it i pulled it out yeah and your spirit went right with it yeah it was your fucking whole soul just left i was like why lord yo i'm about to put some just for men on my pussy it looks so natural no one can tell it's just for men because i'm doing it just for men i'm not doing it for me okay yo this is the best ad that's the best ad for fucking just for men hey guys uh marie here from the unofficial expert let's talk about just for

men for your cook your kooka kooka your tutu tutu sweet kookaracha is that you kissing me yeah i mean yeah i just i feel like uh you know speaking on behalf of eaten um i realized that i am a real lesbian because i look at it and i'm like yeah this looks good i don't think i could ever look at a penis again and be like yeah i'm here for that because i'm not no one is here for i mean i guess we are all here for i mean andrew's like i'm only here for the dick so that's why you're you're on the pod right now for the dick yeah for the dick for the people in your dms yes some of them some of them are cute some of them are crazy well And what do you do for us, Andrew?

All the stuff that we do for you. Oh, my God. All the dick that we bout to get you. When we blow up, you come with us. I show up early. I show up on time. He said he'd be prompt. I asked you if you want a bagel.

He did. Also, you took half his bagel last week. Yo, next time when we do that, can I get another bagel? No, you didn't respond, sis. Can I get a bagel? You're too busy. But you know, when the pod blows up, you're coming. so what the fuck like okay yeah andrew the fuck is wrong with you what do you mean you got people

fucking dms deeming dming us like ah thank god he has a mic now yes there are people also who say you don't need a mic are there really yeah yeah oh no problematic that out okay leave it in there because you can't you can't please everybody right people were like give him a microphone and then other people were like i like him just shouting in the background faintly yes wait oh okay um someone left us a really nice message in our dms and i just want to shout mag underscore doll hey boo hey what's up let me look at your page real quick maggie smith oh is that your son he's so cute okay um i've been listening to you too for almost a year now and i just started following you all on insta because i'm terrible

at social media and I just want to reach out and say you two are the fucking funniest and so fun to listen to it's like being in a conversation with friends

where all I have to do is listen and laugh and I can't tell you how much it makes my week I've never wished I lived in NYC until I realized how easy it would be

to see you two live wow that's it really is easy to see us live a lot of the shows be free a lot of shows

be free too oh girl baby you better scoop them up now cause listen And when the tickets cost lots and lots of money, I'm going to be like, yeah, I ran out of comps. Anyway, thanks for being amazing and for recording it for us Minnesotians to hear all the way in the middle of the country. Minnesota.

Minnesotians. Maggie. Maggie, we love you, girl. Thank you so much. Thank you for that cute ass message. Y'all be leaving these messages and I'm like, shit, we are doing stuff. We are doing stuff. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

It is crazy how positive the messages be because I'd be like, really? You're getting this? You're getting that from this? Yeah. So I always appreciate it. Also, when we posted the two solo episodes ago, when I was like, ugh, I just want to quit all things comedy and this is dumb, people were like, hey, Marie, I also freelance.

I got a lot of messages when people were like, you know, a quote that gets me through my, and it was like, thanks so much, guys. Thank you for all of this. I'm like, if you heard the episode, she was like, I'm not like suicidal or anything. I'm just letting y'all know I'm fucking don't want to do comedy today. I'm tired. I'm tired of comedy today. And it happens.

Yeah. But, you know, me and comedy are cool. And so, you know, we talking again. I like comedy now. Lastly, one more thing. Someone said that we should have a hotline where people can leave voicemails. Yes. So I think that's what we're going to do, where you record a voice memo and send it

to our DMs and we will play it. No, I feel like it's got to be a different way. Like we got to set up like a Google mailbox or voicemail or something. Yeah, it can't be a voicemail on the phone. Because you can't transfer that. No. It's not going to sound good. Oh, wait, actually, no, no, no, you could.

You can. You could if we plug in the phone. Yeah, you can. But we would have to plug the phone in. Isn't there a way to set up like a number that they can, so they're all in the same place? No, I could get it set up. Like a Google voicemail or something like that? No, yeah.

Isn't that a thing? If you want to do that, I could absolutely. Yeah? Okay, come on, gay producer and tall intern. He does for us because we do's for him. He does for us because he do's for me. Oh, I don't have it right. Okay, so I'm tired and my breath is hot, so I have to leave soon.

I gotta go. We gotta go. I'm already halfway out the door. Yeah, so keep doing what you guys are doing. We're out here. We're trying, and we're doing. We're trying to do everything that we can keep doing for y'all, but better. And we're getting closer.

Marie, give me your hand. I feel like your hand was just Did you wash your hands Before you got here I did What kind of soap you use I washed my fucking hands Marie give me your hand

I swear I feel like you just had Your nails in your mouth I feel like it was a lot Was just happening just now Just give me your hand Can I hold it on the outside I'm gonna put it over the top

Friendship How many of us have them Friends Alright well You guys have a blessed Friday You hear me You heard me You heard me

Have a blessed Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Saturday. Have a beautiful whatever day you're listening to the podcast. You know we're here for y'all. I mean, mainly we're here for us. I mean, mainly for y'all because we're not really making no money. So this is for the love of the game. For the love of the game? For the love of the game.

I got to go get some unreasonable Jamaican dick. Okay. Thank you. Bye. Forever. Dog. This has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Brett Boehm, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.

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