MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Black Bops Expert" with Rob Haze

Episode Date: June 28, 2019

Were back for another bueno episode of the Unofficial Expert with our Black Bops Expert, Rob Haze! Were talking to Rob about what songs to play at the cookout, whats on his sex playlist, and whether or not Chris Brown is cancelled. Plus, Sydnee gets stalked and curved while riding her bike!!----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody this week's episode is called picking at the pubes oh my god Maureen up top up top baby you're getting real aggressive aggressive wow sis I don't think that you know what that word means that saying picking at the pubes this aggressive yeah honestly it's you sound very um combative right now and I don't really like the hostile energy that you're starting at top. Well, you know, we went to boot camp this morning. Okay, so Sydney feel it herself. I'm just coming down from that. Marie's also a bully

when you're working out, just to let you know. I don't think that's true. I complimented you today while you were working out. I didn't say a single mean thing. She said you look young and then... I said, Sydney, you look 12. But look at her form, though. No, I didn't. That was a different comment. Oh, okay.

But the comment was made. Somebody was like, Sydney's butt is bigger than Marie's. And I was like, well, look at her form. What does that mean? I mean, you wasn't holding the right form for the push-ups. Her butt was high in the air, not low to the ground. So, you know, form. But, you know, when I'm not doing the form, the butt is still popping.

Sure, it's popping, but, sis, is it healthy? Your ass got diabetes, friend. Your ass is going to lose its foot. Your ass is going to lose its foot. Now, who's being hostile now, bitch? I'm just being comedic. I'm being entertaining. I'm being adorable

Adorable You know I'm being my best Ashy hasten self But boot camp was good if you guys live In NYC and you Want to come it's Saturdays at 10am At Washington Square Park And we perform we dance

We're out here doing what we can you know Cause if you thought our bodies were rude now Bitch Wait till we work out some more Wait till I get some money for a trainer Being my sister um yeah and you i'm because i'm like you have money to wow please don't count my coins honestly it sounds like you're you're being a bully no a bank account bully you have money

maria just to pay for it absolutely not absolutely not uh then we went and got some fruit smoothies and we are truly better than everybody that's listening to the podcast right now we're doing so well and i just i love this energy it's great um it's a scented candle on the table i just want to talk about my expertise just real quick go ahead friend um so you know i got back into riding my bike it is a thing it is a personality i know riding a bike as a woman that's a mood you know when men ride bikes i'm just like oh look at that bum what is he seamless web he delivering he delivered drugs yeah look at high maintenance yeah yeah just like but when women are on a bike i'm like look at her being independent and active i'm proud of her wow so

anyway i'm back on my bike and uh you know fresh fresh day first day and this guy stops me on the corner and was like hey i saw you riding your bike like two three blocks away and i just followed you i had to catch you he was in a car and he's like i just had to catch you so i'm just like oh so you're telling me that you're following me in my face okay what did he look like what did he look like set the scene he looked like he should be on a bike selling drugs who would play him in a movie um that's a tough one uh lorenz tate if lorenz tate was broke and homeless okay So homeless Lorenz Tate. Yes.

Cool, cool, cool. Right. Okay. So then he's like, hey, you know, I just want to get this out of the way. I want to jump right into it. How old are you? And I said, is this how men are approaching women? Just asking their age?

Like, is this? After following them for several blocks. What's going on here? That's gang sis. I feel attacked. I was triggered. I was like, what do you need to know my age for? I was like, oh, you think I look young?

He's like, no, I just want to know your age. He said no. I was mad gas like oh I know I look really young with this ponytail he's like no I just want to know your age I need to know your age okay and I say my age and then he said okay good day he got in his car and said

good day so it turns out you was too old too old and I said oh I said wow I'm too old for you to stalk me cause that's exactly what you were doing he said you're too old to apologize and too old

and then I was getting on my bike and I was because I got off my bike to talk to him that's where I fucked up that's where I fucked up but anyway I'm about to leave and he's like where you going and I said I'm going where the blank age where they hang out

and he said are you afraid to say your age on the podcast yeah so then he said okay well he said take care grandma he said wash that hip so i was an expert in getting curved getting stocked and curved at the same time honestly this is a lifetime movie i would watch stocked and curved i'm like well what time that start

that's a great show i would watch that j-lo movie stocked and curved can we start a new podcast we follow people and then we bring them to the podcast and we roast them for 20 minutes oh that's called the unofficial we already got that pod okay stalked and curved that's oh merch merch wow oh my god re hot fuego fuego bueno bueno bueno Marie do they know about the meme

I don't know I'm gonna post it it's Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny's face tell them the meme you can't explain a meme I explain it

it's basically like when Dominicans say bueno their face is a certain way and it's the most

disrespectful face and Marie doesn't it's mad New York bueno bueno when you ask a Dominican how they're doing it

and whether the answer is good or bad they'd be like it was the funniest thing i'd ever seen this is an inside joke whatever fucking i don't care the meme is so new york you gotta come to new york and talk to a dominican person in washington heights and have them say is this bad no me don't speak is great uh let's talk about what i was an expert truthfully uh i was an expert at being unemployed again no you're not marie shut up and by

unemployed i mean i had time to do you know a couple daytime gigs yeah um monday i shot something for BET the BET awards and I know uh people's fans are going to be upset with me because you know I was being shady uh I was like well what is Nicki Minaj doing she needs to change it up you know I was I was saying that I expect more from Nicki Minaj at this point she's been doing it too long to look the way she look and oh Marie as insecure as she is um no one is safe uh Beyonce came up I said you know what I don't have anything to say about Beyonce y'all know she not coming to the BET Awards. She's busy. Next!

Yo, they're not going to put that out at all. They're not going to cut that out. I roasted everybody. I said, you know what, let's just see how many, let's see if I can get my Azalea Banks on, you know? If I can be, if I can make a career out of what she's doing, then I can do it too. I'm here for it. So I'm sure that the fans will be in my DMs

upset with me when that airs on June whatever. And then I was, I visited Sydney at work the next day at Comedy Central. I told an embarrassing sex story Yes ma'am About dating a man Dating

About banging a man in the projects Yes Woo Gross So on brand On brand Yeah Oh my god

We need this merch bitch Like immediately So when that episode comes out On the YouTube I'll post I'll put the links up and everything Because I think the story will be funny It was really good

I was there to supervise They were like Sydney can you come in And just like see the girls Do their you know videos see the girls see the see the gals i said yeah of course you know i was like well i actually told you guys to get these girls so i already know what they give oh everybody that was there that for my session you you had them book uh you mary beth and the other two girls i didn't say that but

i had gave more names sydney like i don't know them other hoes i didn't give those other two girls but i definitely said you and mary beth i had some other names i actually had like you at the top i said mainly marie yeah i mean everybody else can be on here too and they're like they sit there like there's a marie here and a mary here which one is your which one is the black one no the guy was like the guy was like oh you know i saw i saw some marie's youtube she's really funny i was like yeah she's my friend like what the fuck you think i'm hanging out with unfunny people with unfunny bland people people that get stalked and then don't get curve oh bitch wow yuck speaking of yuck our our guest today is wow gross he's wow and i was good

this time last time i jumped in the combo we did you jumped in we did today you've been here before and you did it again we did not enter you in yet yeah y'all tried to yuck me hey hey stalked and curved yeah uh he's uh he's the first male guest that we've brought back yeah uh since we started doing the podcast. I'm excited to have him back. Funny freaking dude. He performs literally all over the country.

He on the road, baby. Yeah. He was our ATL expert. Yes, yes. Many moons ago. We talked about Nunu and T.I. and Petey Pablo.

Did we talk about him? Probably. He's from North Carolina. Sure, sure, sure. Oh, okay. Check your shirt off. He's real excited about that, but yeah.

Yes. Who cares? The fact that we're talking about Petey is a blessing for him. Yeah, we're bringing, shutting lights. He's going to get extra downloads after this episode. You know what? Drumline took place in Atlanta and Petey Pablo was in that.

Okay, I never saw Drumline. And no one knows what he says. You never saw Drumline? That's the Nick Cannon one. Hi, you're talking too much. Let's just bring you in. Let's give it up for our Black Bops expert, Robert Hayes. Robert Hayes.

So Drumline, the Nick Cannon one. Yes. But then there's also Stomp the Yard. Sure. And then there's also You Guys Served. yes and then there's also save the last dance uh yes these are all four totally different movies what's the difference between you got served and stomp the yard in my mind same film no see you got served is a dance film and stomp the yard is okay but stomp you the yard is also a dance film

no no but it's different is a is a step team yes niggas who are in college and then you know the other show is just like people from the streets yeah like one is b2k in the streets Is Raz B serving people in You Got Served? I feel like no. It's Raz. I mean, all of B2K is in it. There's a scene where Omarion's training in the rain. I mean, because obviously you can't have an R&B singer not be in the rain.

Have you seen You Got Served? I have not seen any of these movies that we're talking about. You named four movies that shaped our lives. Shaped your life. Wow. I have two family homes. I have a yard. Yeah, Noreen was born 1998.

99. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. With a Wu-Tang shirt on. This was free. This shirt was free. I got it last year.

They broke up in 99. She don't even know who Wu-Tang is. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't listen to Asian rap. Wu-Tang? Nah. I like Tang, though.

Orangutan. So, Rob, let's talk a little bit about what's going on with you since you've been here. A whole lot. You getting ready to move across the globe? Yeah. It's bittersweet I'm on my last days In New York

This four year journey Well you booked nigga That's great Just don't be sad about it This is awesome Get the fuck out of New York Oh Okay

Go make some money In LA Yeah go get some money Send us some money Get us some gigs So since last time I was on the podcast Uh huh

Let's see I did the Tonight Show Yes In a suit In a suit In a suit that you wore To my birthday party Yeah you had a suit

Theme party Yes I did And yeah I wore that suit To your party also worked on The Tonight Show. Let's see. So when you're getting ready to do a show

like The Tonight Show or something like that as a stand-up comedian, do you know what you're going to wear before you book it? Like, you knew going in you wanted to wear a suit? I bought that suit, like, four years prior. For that? Yeah, I knew. Like, I knew that was, like,

the suit I was going to wear. That's the suit that... That was the suit in that thing. Sydney's saying you went to many warehouse. She couldn't get the shade out. That's the suit? That's the suit that you were like, oh, I'm going to kill him in this. Yeah.

Yeah. I think you need to hit us with like a plaid, something with a pattern next time. Okay. Right? Something real like tailored to the waist. So we can be like, bow. Look at him. Be spoke.

Okay. I got to get my waist right first. Right. You got your waist trainer. Yeah. I need to go to boot camp. Rob, I just don't feel like you're a suit guy. Like, you can wear a suit, but I just feel like, what's your vibe?

That's not... What do you mean? I watch Power every Sunday. So that's why you're a suit guy? Yeah. Ghost wears a suit, and I'll be like, yeah. I do not watch Power. That show is terrible.

Y'all, this is a big, rich town. It's called Big Rich Town? That's the song. You got so much you gotta watch. No, I'm glad that she doesn't watch that shit. She's trying to enlighten herself in other ways. We wouldn't have Kerry Washington if it wasn't for Save the Last Dance. That is true.

That's true. Because she was Julia Stiles' friend? Yeah. I will say that that show jump-started interracial dating. Like, it just went crazy. The movie saved the last day. I don't think that's true. Black dudes had been dating white women literally since slavery.

Yeah, but no, it was more on display on that movie. Since you didn't see 12 Years a Slave? Wasn't Michael Fassbender trying to bang Lupita? I don't know if you know about Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, but you guessed wrong. Yeah, you guessed wrong. sydney said uh that that because of julia styles dancing off beat on a chair that flat face ass bitch with wide hips was no let me show you wow you're hip shaming yeah

wow i have no hips that's what it is i know shout out to julia styles dancing with that what's that guy's name i want to say omar epps but that's no that's othello she was in oh no that was styles Do you love a black man? That was another one. Mekhi Pfeiffer. Mekhi Pfeiffer. Who's the roundhead black man? Sean something?

No, wasn't it the smart dude from Barbershop? No, we didn't watch that. I didn't watch Barbershop. I did see Barbershop. I don't remember. What black movies did y'all see that came out while you could watch movies? I saw Barbershop. I saw Booty Call.

I saw I saw Woo Woo with Jada Pinkett That's sad that y'all missed so many movies and both saw Woo Well because Jada Pinkett was hot in Woo She had a bob, she had a mushroom cut And this was right after she did Scream 2

Oh I didn't see that She's in Scream 2 She was in the beginning She died right away She died first I saw What other movies have I seen The Wood probably

yeah The Wood I saw The Best Man Mackin and Haley The Wood The Friday Friday movies Belly DMX was naked in that

we saw his dick a little bit when he comes out the shower I was like oh he's swangin I was like look at that pit bull shut him down open up shop

oh no look at DMX's dick go I just ruined one of my favorite movies but it's okay it's alright

that scene where the guy's eating the banana on the corner And he's like, no, I don't like that. We don't like them niggas. It's like, how are you hating on me and you eating a banana with a perm? I love it. Okay, that's it.

We've seen the ones that matter. We've seen so many. Okay. What's your favorite movie? My favorite movie is Coming to America. Yeah. Like, by far. That's a classic.

Like, you could show me one frame from Coming to America and I'm like, that's Coming to America right there. Like, one time my roommate in college turned on the TV. it was just cars parked outside the Waldorf Astoria and I was like oh y'all watching Coming to America they was like how did you know that like we didn't even know what we was watching yet okay so where do you stand on Lean on Me

because I love that movie Lean on Me is definitely a classic it's kind of sad though I just I think you know because my dad was so strict as a kid he liked that movie because Morgan Freeman was so evil in it like mean in it

that I liked the movie too. When I hear Welcome to the Jungle Welcome to the jungle I immediately think of Lena Meade Somebody's beating up Kid Ray I love that movie Kid Ray Who taught you that song? There's certain parts in movies

That I'm just like I didn't get But we recently watched BAPS It was awful I had never seen BAPS before Don't disrespect Robert Townsend like that Oh, Robert Townsend did that movie. Was he bored?

I'm just trying to figure out where he was when he was like, yes, let's do this. Yeah. Where did he write that pilot? Black American princesses. But that was just a weird way to display black American princesses. Right. Nothing about them feels like princesses to me. A lot of pleather.

And then they like scamming this man. They were in the LL Cool J video shoot. LL Cool J was in the movie as well. Oh, wait. They were just hood. Do you remember How to Be a Player with Bill Bellamy? How to Be a Player is one of those movies that I used to watch and be like, that's what I'm going to be like when I get older.

I feel like that's why I have so many shoes. I just have a bunch of shoes. Do you think that you're a player now? No, no, I'm not a player. Or you wanted to be Bill Bellamy because he was a stand-up and he was in movies and he was supposed to be like the good-looking dude in comedy. Both. I wanted to be the character,

But I also wanted to be Bill Bellamy Like the person Shout out to Bill Bellamy I'm sure he's listening to this right now I wanted to be a fuckboy And I wanted to be a famous comedian You aspired to be that I feel like you're doing well on one side

Yeah no no no I mean I had my time Oh you were a fuckboy? You know It happens You're a liar you're so nice For me probably it's not to the degree of like a real fuck boy but then like somebody there's people out there you'll hook up with a

chick and then you'll bring her down to the car you'll get an uber and you won't ghost her you're like hey i had a great time but but right now you know with work i'm traveling i can't i'm moving to la meanwhile you weren't moving but you just said that you wanted me for coffee there's a sign lease yeah yeah yeah you're sending her a picture of a lease a fake the keys and they're like oh what a nice guy yeah okay no i'm in a relationship so you know oh so you don't want to say too much okay that's fine i see a lot of people just like acting on the podcast and like be yourself man i'm being myself they're gonna find out anyway she gonna she gonna hear the episode ain't nothing to find out

Rob said you not about to get him you not about to get him dumped before the summer she know all my passwords we good she know all your passwords oh let's talk about this

what's your password let me yeah cause if she know it then we might as well know it I know we one of the gals what you mean what you need to go

on my phone for ah to make sure y'all trying to make me sound crazy what you going on my phone for well you know

little Scrappy said if you look for something you gonna find it Are you quoting a little Scrappy? What song did Scrappy say that in? He said that on Love Me Hip Hop Atlanta. Oh, wow. Speaking of hot mess, let's get back to these black bops.

Do you have any? Yeah, no, there's total black bops. What's your go-to feel-good songs? Feel good? And you can't mention R. Kelly. He's out. Oh, I wasn't going to. Chris Brown, he's out as well.

I was going to mention R. Kelly. Chris Brown don't got to be out. He's got to be out. Why is he out? He beat Rihanna. Yeah, in like 2009. Yo, that was a long time ago. Rihanna forgave him, sis.

They text. Yeah, they hooked back up. They stood out matching tattoos. They good. Yeah, sis, what you talking about? Girl, I thought he did something else. He wasn't that. Was he in Stomp the Yard?

He was in Stomp the Yard. Yeah, if anything. He was all up in a commercial, then he died in the first scene. And it was like, come on, they got us. Wow. Oh, spoiler alert. I'm sorry. I apologize.

Chris Brown dies in the first scene of Stomp the Yard. Great. That's exactly how it should go. producer tall gay Andrew said that he's on board

with me with we cancel Chris Brown he can't I can't imagine he like threw a chair at like Good Morning America yes yes yes he threw it at

Good Morning America have you watched Good Morning America that made it interesting I throw a chair at Good Morning America Michael Strahan would catch it

that would be good wow Rob you're saying that on the record Michael Strahan he's athletic yeah he is athletic I thought you said

he could catch it like he could get he could get the chair no but catch the chair GMA ain't all that. Okay, so you, Kelly and Ryan? Who your daytime, you watching The View?

How you doing? First of all. How you doing? Okay, Wendy. Wendy. But Wendy doesn't come on when Good Morning America is on. No, but you said Kelly and Ryan, they don't come on when Good Morning America come on either. Well, I don't watch daytime TV.

First of all, everybody. We're too busy being booked and blessed and unemployed. I don't know where y'all booked at 11 in the morning, but The View comes on. I watch that. you know religiously you know it was really good before Joy like retired the first time

you know what I'm saying Joy left twice like well she hasn't left twice yet but you know she came back well because she keep thinking they gonna put her in the Barbara Walters chair and they were like well Whoopi got that sis Whoopi is the person in charge of the view now yeah she got the ego

she the moderator right she do what she want Whoopi almost died yeah she had pneumonia I have pneumonia? This happened like a few months ago. But, you know, when you a certain age, you can't just be getting fluid in your lungs. Listen, I was a child. Wait, Marie, when did you have pneumonia?

When I was a kid. Damn. I had fluid in my lungs. Well, that's what pneumonia means. Right. But he's saying when you're a certain age, you can't, like, you're not going to make it. But I was a kid. Yeah, you was a kid.

I almost drowned on my father's couch. No, if not treated, pneumonia could be very serious. Rob. Okay, Rob, what are you listening to? I was like, way to bring the mood down, Rob. I'm concerned for Kid Marie. Grown-up Marie is shady, but Kid Marie. Yeah, he said grown-up Marie can die.

This is why you like this. The pneumonia, she was like, well, you know, I almost died. F all y'all. Yeah, YOLO. Live every day like it's your last. Throw shade every day like it's your last. The last thing I want people to remember is, you know what? The last thing Marie said to me is, I look like I was getting fat.

and then she got hit by a bus wow we're gonna put that on your tombstone when I die I want all of the shirts that y'all wear at my funeral to have the meanest thing I ever said to y'all

on them oh wow that's how I want y'all to remember me I will not allow it I don't want that in y'all that's what I want

cause you're gonna need a huge shirt okay no that's what I'm saying you gotta have a maxi dress of just mean things that Maria said to me did she wear a train

to a funeral yeah it's a veil I'm gonna have a veil And then over Over top of the Maxi dress You're gonna have on The Melania Trump coat

I don't care Do you? It's a look Okay Rob What are we listening to? What's the black bops you got? Feel good If you wanna feel good

I'm gonna go with The Gap Band first off What? The Gap Band Yeah Outstanding Sing the song Outstanding

Girl you're looking Sweet down now How old are y'all? What you mean? My parents didn't listen To songs like that they listen to french songs okay good for your cultured parents this is black we're talking about african-american bops you can you can add some ashy bops these american black bops yuck

okay well go ahead what else what else is on the record you know some that's the bass i'm trying to bop it up you know what i'm saying thank you so much okay Gap Band what else Yawning For Your Love with the Gap Band

Frankie Beverly and Maze you know what I'm saying damn right what song is that this is the feel good you know we gonna get to the turn up no no no

you were doing it chronological that's fine how'd that song go what Yawning For Your Love yeah keep running

can't keep running and I'm alive you know what I'm saying gotta put that little 70s and I'm alive Keep on You got so many Earth, Wind & Fire songs Oh yeah

September You know, Candy, Cameo Candy Candy And then Beyonce took You know, took the Frankie Beverly Amaze And the Candy put it together And made, you know

What song? She made her Before I Let Go. How'd that song go? Wow, Marie. I love that you just don't know. You don't know Before I Let Go? How does that song go? No.

Andrew, do you know Before I Let Go? First of all, they rope everybody who's over 25 in the club into Before I Let Go. First of all, Andrew's wearing boat shoes, so he's not going to know. Andrew, you said he had on a boat shoe. He's not going to know? Some of our listeners are wearing boat shoes right now, and they're like, who? Before I Let Go? Just sing the chorus.

You don't know Before I Let Go? No. You make me happy. this you can bear no I don't know that song what was that that's the uncle from proud family

the one that's like yeah are you having a stroke what's going on over there at the kids table what is happening the uncle from proud family That had the pimp suit on

That was like Marie what is wrong with you I don't know what in the wizard Kelly Is happening right now I love I'm gonna go home It's pro family on Hulu Cause I feel like I need to watch

Some of that That's a feel good song It's uh you know You and me will always be tight Every single day and night That was Solange And Destiny's Child Singing back up

So that's a bop. Proud family. They'll push your buttons and make you want to hug them. Family, family, proud family. We need to bring back TV theme songs. I've been saying this. Shows don't have theme songs anymore. Because people are like, you know what?

The theme songs take away from time in the episode. But it's like, if the song is good. People are going to remember that. it's less that I think the reason why they don't do it anymore is because you have to

pay royalties for the music for the length that the show was on pay royalties no no no you don't need to make a song

like like even even like like some songs like some songs are just so memorable like it's a

rare condition this day and age come on oh my god we're brothers we're happy and we're singing and we're colored

da da da da give me a high five ah yeah that's great you know come on my in-laws and Girlfriends the Girlfriends song was good

my girlfriend but like these are right these like what is the Insecure theme song does Insecure have a song no

Insecure got a lot of songs they have they have a playlist they got great music they got about five songs an episode yeah but they don't have a theme song

The show just starts, I feel like. Game of Thrones had that long ass thing. I know. See? I used to get in trouble because I would turn up to the Young and the Restless theme song. How does that song go? My grandmother be trying to watch the Young and the Restless. I'd be in there dancing.

You'd be up there milly rocking? Cutting up. I don't know the Young and Restless song What song is that again? The Young and the Restless Did you just milly rock to that? Yo I used to get into so much Like sit down

You sound like a bad kid Like you was over there just like I'm sorry that we didn't have Parlez-vous Francais playing I'm sorry I love that you said that I mean even like the full house theme song Like all of these shows used to have

Whatever happened to predictability Is that how the song starts The milkman, the paperboy Evening TV Everywhere you look That band was getting paid That band was getting paid they did that song they did family matters oh they did both yeah they did uh a step by step

step by step day by day by day like yo they were so mad at mr cooper it was like what you mean you don't need us oh my god they were like oh we got in vogue actually so y'all could you know take a Oh, they needed that check. Cooper, hanging with my man, he's so, so fine. Oh, yeah. Hanging with my man, he's so, so. And Vogue, if you're listening to this, go ahead and do the theme for the warm-up. I mean, the under-the-shell expert.

That would be amazing. The warm-up ticket, man. I would be so happy about that. That's why I met you at the warm-up. The warm-up. Hold on to your love. You got to hold on. That's a black bop.

Yeah, this is going to be the most expensive episode of this podcast. No, we don't have to pay for any of this music for the podcast. If we were on TV, we'd have to. But we can sang all we want. Okay, so you go to a cookout. You're at a barbecue. What song you want to be listening to while you're putting food on your plate? Right Away.

Oh, okay. Some of the songs I named are definitely cookout songs. Yes, a million percent. I feel like that Marvin Gaye song. Yeah, Got to Get It Up. Got to Get It Up. Yeah, Got to Get It Up. Is that the song?

It's um The song that Blurred Lines stole Oh really? Yeah No way How did I not know that? Oh that's a good song And you're like

I'ma skip the potato salad Or whatever Marvin Gaye said Yeah but I don't know I see what time frame you're in right now But if I'm going to a cookout I'ma need it to be like 90s I'm saying Okay so while you're putting the food on your plate

cookout is long you know what I'm saying while you're making your plate that's like early so early in the cookout you don't want to hear songs that you want

to dance to yeah oh yeah do-ba-da-da-ba-da-do-do well alright no I don't want to I don't know what that is Luther Vandross

no I don't want to have a party do-ba-da-da-da-do-do no Rob how you must be in your early 80s yeah

roll back the rug everybody you haven't said put on the tables and chairs you haven't even got to the 90s yet What do you mean?

You not listening to Fantasy by Mariah Carey. You not listening to. Yeah. Yeah, no. We don't get that. Fantasy, fantasy, baby. Like you like. When I walk in, when I walk in, I want to hear that.

Ah, they having a party today. I want to hear some Janet. I want to hear some Janet also. Yeah. That's the way love goes. No, I want, I want the Mariah Carey. I want feedback. I want Mariah Carey with Dirty Bastard.

Okay. So Mariah. isn't that fantasy when you walk by every night no no no I want like wait that's the same that's the same song

we're singing but yeah I would like that walking in okay I want to hear that that's the Puffy remix of course from there you transition into Puffy right I want to hear some bad boy More money, more problems. More money, more problems.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, because it's not more money. I see. You're trying to get the white listeners to be like, Boat shoes, where you at? More money, more problems. Come on. Boat shoes, where you at?

I don't know what they want from me. And just for $9.99, you can get more money, more problems. It's the more money we come across, the more problems we see. I want to hear, no, no, no, notorious. I want to hear that. When I'm going into the cookout That's when you want to hear I want to hear it as I arrive

No, no, no, I can see that See when you get into the 90s That's when you gotta skip around some Mark Kelly Cause like now it's like Charlotte Brown TLC, okay TLC, sure, what about your friends What about your friends

With us in the ground TLC had a whole album That you're like, oh I can play this the whole album at a cookout oh it's some snow jams on there that i don't want to hear yeah some stuff ain't really i don't need to hear red light special not at the cookout right i don't need to know you can have that kind of like you know when everybody's dancing and you gotta i still gotta play your waterfall at the cookout don't go chasing waterfalls not when you getting rips nah i would judge a cookout and play waterfalls like okay y'all yeah we got we can't we got

streaming now like yeah you could just cut on somebody's radio play anything you know but yeah i'm gonna hear some migos migos um you know they're fun yeah you gotta hear some drake um okay yeah yeah yeah yeah so we're done eating you gotta drink in your hand okay well y'all playing spades i can't play spades i can't you can't play spades I mean we can try what kind of life are you living I can try to play spades Sydney can you play spades

I can play spades but I'm not the best you on the other team nobody wants me to be their partner nah I've won some good games you got next watch for a while he said go play pool

he said go watch the kids go put some links on the grill I love me a good link You'll put some hot links on the grill. I fucking love a good link. Oof. Wow. And they cut it in the middle.

Ah, delicious. Oh, and then it's like fat. Oh, I love it. Okay, so we're playing spades. I feel like anything from Snoop Dogg. Okay. Or Pharrell. Maybe not anything, but yeah.

Maybe not anything. Not Stacey Adams. Yeah. Maybe not that song. For real. What song is that? We stay on point like Stacey Adams. I don't know what that is

You can't play It ain't no fun At a cookout It ain't no fun If the homies can't Have Maybe an adult cookout Maybe like no kids

I don't want no kids At a cookout I don't want kids At a cookout Why would you have that there? Because people have kids Guess who's back In the motherfucking house

With two big And the kids What's the other part? Guess who's back In the motherfucking Yeah I don't want those kids there It's a fat dick

Say it For a fat dick in your mouth Yeah Ready Cindy Go back and sing it I'm uncomfortable what is it Rob what is it

a big fat dick in your mouth Sydney go ahead sing it Andrew likes that he's on board with it he has those every other week

no Andrew he more booked than that Andrew is more booked than that it's not every other week so you're saying last week you didn't

oh no I did oh okay he had that black cock in his mouth hey mom you listening to this mom if you're listening to this mom

Andrew and get that dick in his mouth. Yo, Sidney! See, that's why you don't play that in the cookout. Yo, Sidney is trash. Andrew, our producer, gay intern, his mother listens to the podcast, or she tries. He ain't no virgin, I'll tell you that much.

Mama, you know I love you. You know that I love you. Okay, you're getting married. First song play at the wedding when you come out. Jagged Edge. Jagged? Let's Get Married? no the remix what's going on across the sea yeah with um no you're no you're no cindy's thinking

uh where to party at with nelly wait what is better when the the bride bridal party comes in to it with a song and then the groom party comes in with a song or like don't they come in together no i've seen some weddings where, like, the women will have act up and then the guys will have, like, you know, a song for the guys. Act up, you can guess, act up. You know.

No, it's not about the wedding party. It's about the bride and the groom. Yes. Yeah, but the bride come in afterwards. So, you know, the groomsmen come in and they'll come in to, I don't know, what's a good... Carly Rae something. You know, maybe Old Town Road.

Old Town Road. I got horses in the back. I got horses in the back I would definitely come out to that shit And then you know the bridesmaids come in Real ass bitch You don't fuck about a nigga Nah I'm not playing that

My pastor gonna be Real ass bitch They'll play it in French Yeah y'all played Lady Marmalade At the house right No we didn't Okay so coming out Sydney, you said Jagged Edge?

Yeah, I want some Jagged Edge. I play Happily Ever After by Case. Really? You starting that? Guess what I did today. Guess what I did. Those are the words I said to you. Wow.

It was last May. Don't know the exact day. Oh, Case was a good one. Happily Ever After. Beyonce was in that video? Yeah, her wig was tragic. That's the first time we saw Beyonce without the other ones. She had them tiny braids?

no she didn't have braids she had she had a weave she had a leave out she had a leave out on top she had a leave out? I'm coming out to Megan the Stallion really? that's not the song yeah I was like what's that

I'm coming out to Money Money I got money I feel like either you gotta have a classic or you gotta have a song that's like super like new you know it's either got to be a classic or it's got to be a song i would want it to be

okay this is setting the tone for my wedding i'm gonna need y'all to get up and do some dancing because we paid this dj a lot of money um but the food is not gonna be that good people eat at the reception so you're not you're not gonna play like the turn yeah but i'm saying when i'm i'm saying you come out you just got married you left the church you took your little photos you're coming into the reception for the first time what's the song you're playing

see okay I went to a reception let me tell you what my song is I went to a reception that was real dope and what they did was the DJ played

like all these my type of music soul music all love songs while everybody ate okay and then

when everybody was done eating that's when he like flipped it and it was like poison you know like everybody's like

oh it's time to dance now you know Man, I got that swag. My hair is just my bag. You know. Swag surfing. Okay. Can we talk about the original Let's Get Married, though?

I feel like that beat sounded like a dog. What was the original Let's Get Married? How did that go? Yeah, that sounded kind of like a dog. It's like a little banjo, like a little twang. I like that song. I mean, I miss the early 2000s because R&B was R&B. Rhythm and blues.

People were really talking about things that were going on with lovers. And men didn't mind pouring their fucking hearts out and getting curved left and right. And people could sing. And people weren't afraid to be vulnerable. Who's the... Can we talk? For a minute Like that song is like

He's the 90s Like that's what Okay sure Whatever But I just feel like now Deep in the 90s I feel like R&B singers now Are trying to be cool

They all tatted up Yes They all like Everybody's saying nigga It's like I don't want nigga In my rhythm and blues I like Man 2000s R&B was so creative

It was Like Avant had a whole conversation And the other person Didn't say any words Wait what time is that? Every time I see you, I get a bad vibe. I love that song. Oh, yeah.

Like, yo. Yvonne had a cute little time. He had that song with Kiki Wyatt. My First Love. No. The one where he, I think it's about time that I make you mine. What you saying to me, girl? No, I don't know that song.

and he asked her to marry him so what do you say baby I do there's nothing in this world I couldn't do for you okay now I didn't know what girl you were toned down my first love is a remake

wow Kashif was who maybe Melissa Morgan Kashif she made um have i had some good songs i feel like uh the the black singing groups were making like real good music 112 yeah 112 what is this numbers in your pocket why is dude going through her

pockets right he doing the laundry all up in the jeans i don't even go through my own pocket is that a that's a bop though yeah well i mean peaches and cream we should have said this up top but like bops bops are just like am i allowed to say bop yeah it's like a like a cisgender male can i say bop as a light-skinned man you can say whatever you want you're an ally yeah for sure you're the bridge sure sure why would you not be allowed to say bop i don't know i don't i don't want people to be like you know what bop is our thing and you know i don't appreciate you just feeling like you just say bop no i mean first of all there it is bop rob rob pays for you know several ubers you could do whatever you want i thought you were gonna talk about streaming

services like yeah i do have spotify and title you got title you're paying for it yeah why first of all it's black on i love jay-z's music and do you yeah jay-z got some songs on spotify that I find right there. I have a whole playlist of all the Jay-Z songs that are on Spotify. Top five Jay-Z songs now. Of all time.

Top five Jay-Z songs. Top five right now. You playing for title, niggas. You might as well. Let's see. You Must Love Me. Let's see. PSA.

I don't know any of these songs. Yeah. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Ho. That name of the song is PSA? Yes, public service. Oh, I did not know that. We didn't know that.

Good to know. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hov. Edge to the O.P. Doesn't know PSA. Okay, sure. Hasn't seen You Got Served. Rob, honestly, it's like, who are you?

But Marie is Haitian-American. Sure. She's just not. I'm Haitian first, and then American second. Yeah. Okay. So she doesn't really identify with any of this. I sure don't.

She was in the mix, but not really. When black folks act up in public, I'd be like... Usher movie? Was that an Usher movie? What was the Coolio movie? Dangerous Minds? Dangerous Minds. Yeah, he's on the soundtrack.

Minute after minute, hour after hour. I like Jay-Z deep cuts. I would say... So you're going to give us songs that we definitely don't know. Yeah, there's been a murder. Rob, you're taking too long, man. We got I'm skipping you

I'm skipping your Jay-Z songs Cause it's just like If you paying for title You should know that shit Off the back of your hand Yeah You should know it like Your social security number

Okay What's your social? My social? Oh shit Why would I tell you On my social? Does your girl know your social? On or off a podcast

No she don't know my social Wow You giving her the passcodes You might as well Have your social Do you have her passwords? I don't remember them Damn

She ain't never gave it to you I see what you're doing there No she gave them to me But then I was like She texted me And you screenshot them I didn't come No

There was no Like screen recording You get them And I'm like Let me screenshot that So I can find it When I need it Otherwise you gotta scroll

All the way back up To find them Right Through all the messages Yeah I see you doing it wrong But I'm not I trust her

That's good I don't I don't trust these hoes Anyway Do you love Cameron I feel like Cameron Got some bops I love Cam'ron

Definitely like I've been places Where they've played Hey Ma And like a bunch of people Knew the words Hey Ma What's up

Alright We go Wait a minute I said you missed so much Or whatever Cam'ron said Hey there What up I hit

What else Plus dome Say word And we got it on tonight Yeah That's not even in French Plus dome well we listen to like a lot of christian music yeah french church songs it's like

hey god what's up it was like we saved all right my my uh my dad used to listen to this song it said satan say oh my god bars jesus and it breaks down it translates to uh satan is a roach and god is a chicken. And chickens eat roaches? I don't know. It's a weird Haitian Christian song, but that's what we was listening to at my house. We listen to gospel on Sundays. That's it?

Do you want a revolution? On Sundays. Kirk Franklin was not really... Shake the devil out. People who went to church church, Kirk Franklin was not in their repertoire. Did you say krunk? Kirk. Silver and

gold. Oh, I'd rather have Jesus than silver and gold. Oh, you were part of the Celestial Choir. Rob was milli-rocking with white gloves on. I love it. Oh, you were an acolyte? You were an acolyte or an usher? He was praise dancing.

What were you? Did you put the candles out or did you seat people? No, my mom was an usher. So, Mary Mary, you was listening to that? yeah but they were doing auto-tune it was like are y'all really serving god if you auto-tune what kind of christian music is this yeah yolanda adams i love god and you don't love god what's up with you i'm saying you love him but auto-tune auto-tune for jesus i mean if you should sound like t-pain yes nobody can say no no no no when jesus says yes nobody can say no no i didn't i

don't know that song yo rob love it um yeah i went to some gospel bops gospel bops sure there's some gospel bops no i mean there's a few i'm just not that well versed in the gospel that means you're going to hell. Yeah, I could care less. I'm all about, you know, I love Fabulous. Fabulous? F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. You said Chris Brown is canceled because he hit Rihanna but Fabulous hit Emily.

He knocked her teeth out. It was said. It was alleged. We saw a video of him with scissors in his hand. No, I didn't see that video. I didn't see that. I didn't see that video. Why you got scissors outside, sir? Sydney. Really?

Wait, sounds like you're more a Rihanna fan Than an Emily fan You know Whatever, it's fine You just really want us to like Fab And he's cancelled We didn't talk about LL Cool J I feel like he has some bops too

I think Cool J I want to hear on bad Nah, I don't need to hear LL Cool J at a cookout What you mean? I don't need to hear that all that can be on while I'm in the bathroom or while I'm in the kitchen making sure the house is clean while I'm in the bathroom what you doing in the bathroom peeing and looking through the people's stuff

let me see what medications they on what's Prilosec what's Prilosec let me google that real quick I'm like Zoloft what's that for you're like oh niggas is sad okay cool let me see how much these pills go on the black market

and doing it well and doing it and doing it well. She represent Queens. I was raised out in Brooklyn. I flipped it. And Mace, too. Mace has.

Yeah, Mace. Pastor Mason. What's that? Why you over there looking at me? Why my girl standing there? Yeah, why you over there looking at me?

Ooh, yes. Make it hot, baby. Make it hot. Make it hot, baby. Okay, so how do you feel about music now? Like, are you here for a cardi are you here for yeah here for cardi playboy cardi city girls period you know period

period period are you liking how the music is the direction of the music right now yeah i i listen to a lot of a lot of stuff that comes out right now megan the stallion megan the stallion she's fun tyler um yeah but it's tyler's music something you want to hear when you out or something you want to hear yeah he got like he he got some stuff you can sneak in everybody not gonna know it but he definitely got some stuff you can sneak like what's the song like tamale that you can sneak on jayden smith jayden smith that's the stuff that you can you're like who is this and they're like jayden smith and you're like oh wow and whoever does the music for him is fantastic his music is fun he's childish childish depending on you could sneak that

Yeah, you can get some of the 2005 playing, people be like Oh, alright, alright, alright Yeah, and then what's the one where he's like Stay woke Redbone Yeah, that, Redbone I'm here for that

This is America Yeah, I mean I don't want to hear that Remember when Jamie Foxx made him sing that at the BET Awards? No, because we don't watch the BET Awards Marie just does work for it BT holler at me

I do watch I do watch the awards we already shot the special Rob so sorry maybe they can slide you in next year next year

next year's awards yes when y'all cut out Marie's part and you need get some extra space well they had me talking about

her how you feel about her I love her I love her too yeah I like Daniel Caesar before he went crazy Daniel Caesar

before he yeah Jacquees is my king oh my god why is he your king he said he's the king of R&B and he's rude for that

and when he said that I had not heard a single Jacquees song oh no I really love that Jacquees album what yeah

if you're getting used to that no producer Andrew do you wanna get in on this have you heard of a Jacquees

no that was the tie breaking vote if he don't know him he's not the king yeah Andrew did boot up

last summer oh my god that was a moment yeah but she's like boring to watch perform yeah she is she is she's a real cute light-skinned girl with tendrils on the side of her she got the hasidic jew curls yeah she's got that which is cute but i'm not really trying to see her perform no ma'am she's not giving me a performance she's standing there she's not giving me a look that's that's how i am that's how people describe me well yeah but rob every once in a while you'll do an act out on stage And I'd be like, did Rob fall? Is he moving?

Yeah. I'd be like, wow, look at that. Whoa, whoa. Okay, how we feel about Kelly Rowland? Oh, nah, nah. She left and she tried and she just never popped here. Because she just, I just really feel like something's always missing. Something's always missing for Kelly Rowland.

It's like, I know she's a good person. I know she could sing. She got the look. She can dance. but the music it's just it don't hit it's not a

it's not a banger it's a it's a I guess I could play this if I'm cleaning in the house go go go

go woo lover remember that song mhm a lord drinking my nigga what oh I'm just

I still a lord yeah I got one more Jay Z song oh wow you're 20 minutes you're 20 minutes too late we're not

we're not even talking about him that was 20 minutes ago Rob you're so delayed Like wow Oh do you like Summer Walker I like Summer Walker She's bad too

Georgia Smith Georgia Smith What is that Florida Georgia line No No Geez Georgia with a J

And I don't I don't know If that makes any sense She can She can sing Oh I do like Georgia Smith She can February 5th

Yeah That's who My favorite Drake song From last year Was about Jaded It was about Georgia Smith Yeah She dated Drake?

Yeah. Wait, what? Hold on. No. Why did that happen? You guys. What was he saying about her? I don't know what internet you guys run.

We're just not up to date. Leaving me. Yo, Rob, stop. What he said. Why you so nasally? What he said, I met her family. Wait, he met Georgia's family. I'm like, oh, what a loser.

Rob, you've never met your girl's family? I never met some 21-year-old's family and then made a song about it. Wait, Georgia's 21? How old is she? Yeah. She look young. She's like 21. No, she too thick for all that.

She was 21 last year. She's 22? She's 22. So we the same age. That's cool. Marie, shut up. Anyway, I'm tired of these people who are so young, and it's just like, but you look old. Uh, yeah.

That's what that man said when he got back in his car. But you look old. But you look old. That's true Rob was listening Oh my god He said you look old I see you're delayed

With your Jay-Z But you right on time With the shade Right on time Right on motherfucking time Right before we end this bitch You wanna come through With some bang bang bang

Blue lights Yeah Go ahead Rob What else you wanna say You wanna get off your chest About Sydney I love Sydney Sydney's one of my

One of my best friends Am I you know we we connected well I mean y'all switched up both of y'all after y'all got

blue checks but we're not gonna talk about that that's a fucking lie y'all verified now the group chat is so dry well you would

send her stuff I'm like okay I gotta get verified to see y'all memes and stuff we ain't don't come up to the top they're being mixed in

with everybody else's shit I sent stuff seen it seen it like oh okay well I sent it when I saw it

so when you saw it you could've sent it Wait, Rob, that's not true. Yo, Rob, hilarious. Tell us how you really feel. Drag us in our own pod. I'm moving. It's fine.

It's fine. Okay, you're moving. Okay, you're moving for work. Yes. You're going to Los Angeles. Los Angeles, yes. Okay, so what's happening with your relationship? Well, you know, it's long distance still.

Wow. So, you know, just longer distance. Yeah, more distance. 3,000 miles. Yeah. instead of you know 800 i'll be like do i love love like this because i'm not going to another state the time difference actually kind of helps because like she'll get off work and like you'll just be getting up yeah right hey oh what's up you'll be like morning trying to wipe the boogers

from your eyes because she facetimed you and you're like uh no i've been up i've been up yeah you know how to get how to go into the office today and she's like you don't what okay do you Do you have any tips for people on how to survive long-distance relationships? Communication is key. Get the fuck out of here. You just were 20 minutes late with a reference. I want to see how you are in a conversation late night. What you mean?

With your girl. You know, it's different. Sidney, that was bullying, friend. Get the fuck out of here. You was late 20 minutes. I was like, well, I was on time. He's like, well, I'm not dicking you down, so I don't need to speed up my conversation.

I got to put him on the spot. I never listed my favorite Jay-Z songs. So, you know, there's a lot of albums. Nobody cares, Rob. Literally nobody listening cares about Jay-Z. Nobody. Nobody. Oh, yeah.

We got to play Keep Sweat. Nobody. Rob, what's on your sex playlist? On my sex playlist? Yeah, let's get into that. We gotta have some Silk Is Silk meeting in my bedroom?

Meeting in my bedroom There's a meeting in my bedroom Bedroom Bedroom That's what you're playing in 2019? You're playing Silk? Forever and always playing Silk Freak me baby

Aww yeah Freak me baby Let me let you up and down Till you say stop I would laugh if you put that on And then you tried to insert your dick in there I would laugh at you And then try to insert your dick in there

You would laugh? Yeah, I would laugh First of all, the minute The minute they say free me baby People are body rolling And I'm laughing at you Up and down There's nothing wrong with a little like

Laughter, a little goofiness You know A little goofiness So you don't be chuckling in the nude? You don't be. Chuckling in the nude. Chuck, that's the name of my comedy album. Chuckling in the nude.

Is that your dick? When Marie turns up missing, you know why. Chuckling in the nude. What other songs, Ron? I'm going to keep doing it. On the sex playlist? I mean, come on now. If my feel good music is old school, you know.

Damn, all your sex play. You got Jay-Z on the sex playlist? Yeah, I got the Isley Brothers. Oh, you do? you got contagious what the hell is going on between the sheets in my home no but when contagious you don't sing that i i haven't been put in that position okay post uh leaving r kelly uh well you don't got to sing r kelly's parts what about genuine there's so much genuine music that you can like have sex too so anxious like what i'm sure too what

Genuine is better than silk. What? Genuine is better than silk? Nine o'clock. On the phone. On the phone. Paging you. So anxious.

So anxious. Definitely. You can put that song on repeat, honestly. Oh, here's a wedding song. Jared LaVert, Made to Love You. Made to Love You? You don't know that song? No.

You don't know Jared LaVert? I know plenty of Jared LaVert. Made to Love You. I was made to love you. Look it up. Play it at your wedding. Invite me and Sidney. See how when we made examples, we sang them.

But Maria's like, Google it. I recall when we first met a long time ago. How could I forget? It sounds like you're making this up. When I first laid eyes on you. I remember. Oh, y'all gonna make me sing the whole song? Maria, we don't want to hear you sing.

You know where. Okay, that song. And then Jessie. Is his name Jessie? You? Baby, it's you The way you walk The way you talk

The way you say my name It's you Oh, that's such a good song. That's such a great song. Yeah. First time I heard it was at a wedding. I just wanna be yours From this day forth

I just hope and pray that music makes a leap especially with the R&B and just get back to What it was? I love that Anderson .Paak album I like him but I'm not

I'm not are you having sex to Anderson .Paak yeah I'm not obsessed no you're not having sex I thought she was just

talking about music getting I like him that song with him and Smokey Robinson though is probably what's that song called

I don't even know how it goes but I heard it recently no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get that song from that friend Andrew no

I like Tamiya I like Sid I'm going through my phone now I've been listening to Voodoo a lot lately Oh D'Angelo Did we forget about D'Angelo We did Remember he was skinny and then he was fat

And now he's skinny again No he's back to being big It's the drugs Like most people who can really sing Like from a sad They got problems that like r&b you gotta have like either you like a might beating you might be beating somebody what what you might have an alcohol problem are you talking about david ruffin

david ruffin i know you wanna leave man he was beating tan outside in the rain there's a part where david ruffin's like i gotta cry sometimes because crying is this the pain like did he just cry on the record yeah but i love that like music like motown motown niggas felt what they were singing yeah because they wrote their music no because they were also high while they were singing yeah but that is the pain when he did when he did the that was the drip he got the drip from the cocaine that's what so you're saying little richard was just on uh was just dripping the whole time shout out to little richard um our usher had a whole like the whole confession album i thought was good yeah

um and then now but i think what's happening with r&b now is they trying to keep up with these new kids i should just be old it's okay right i don't need a dance track usher just like i should be trying to make trap music now we got a little thought boy cut it's like usher why are you dying this blind oh he also had a little perm for a while too like a swoop bang he did he had the young jock oh that's unfortunate remember loving this club at the end he tried to put little like little dance songs in there he was like yeah all right crank that bad man i remember the love in this in this club remix with beyonce remember that yeah you don't remember that love in the club remix yes i remember when beyonce made her own version of in the club by

50 cent i don't remember that oh that sounds awful and i was making direct eye contact with me the entire time and i was like i wish it would have ran baby oh my god oh my god okay so how do you feel about tiana taylor i like tiana taylor it took me a while to appreciate that album that uh that guy that i don't like talking about anymore made Teyana Taylor is like Kelly Rowland. Yeah. Teyana Taylor is like Kelly Rowland. She got the look.

She can sing. She's very talented. I'm on board for her. It's the team. The shit just don't, it's not a bop. It was like, keep that same energy. And then all the songs was like, I don't, what? They don't go together.

You're gonna love me. You're gonna love me. I like the remix with Ghostface. It's just weird. The whole album, it just, I love it. I didn't like the cover of the album. I like the individual songs with them together. I thought the cover was dope.

I don't know. The cover was like, sis, what you got this baggy thong on? She's like in the bed. That's the muscles. The muscles pulling it down. It looked real thick. I was like, sis, you got an android in your pants? Oh, you're going to love me.

What are you doing with your arms? That's how she looked on the cover. Rob, can you pull up your Spotify and tell us the last five songs that you played before we get the fuck out of here let's all do it how do you do that go to your library and then it recently played

and tell us what you've been listening to alright I'll tell y'all what I've been listening to yeah start Marie library okay I listened to some Celine Dion today the last five go in order a playlist Ben's Solange When I Get Home

Quicksand SZA Tierra Whack Only Child yeah Tierra Whack Diddy Bop No Name and

Callie Uchis Georgia Smith Tyrant oh that's great five thank you Marie obsessed

that's the Lizzo Jerome radio in case anybody's wondering I love okay Jerome radio me

My Type by Sweetie that's my type Money Good Megan Thee Stallion yes Money Good who got da props

Black Moon Me and My Crazy World Lost Boys You Can't Find Me Master Ace Incorporated I don't know what that is is it organized by song cause mine's organized by like album

listen if you go to like if you're home and then you go to your library and then right here it says recently played yeah I have that but it's not saying like specific song what's happening here let me see you got playlists okay so just go to one of these playlists and tell us

The Joe Budden podcast is at the top of the list And you didn't want to say that I see 3-6 Mafia, Da Unbreakables You skipped Soul Mix Show Oh no, never mind You don't have none of these songs saved or downloaded

The Gap Band Earth, Wind & Fire The JBs Shiggy Shiggy makes music? Shiggy has a song How does the song go? I'm in Dubai

i'm on a jet ski okay rob you gotta go and your bitch is behind me i'm on a jet ski how'd you know to me all right no i just i can't rob uh tell people how they can find uh good songs how do you discover new music before we go like how do you how i discover new music um i listen to a Dope radio show called Origin Stories where they play all the samples that artists play. Oh, cool. They do it every Tuesday. It's in Petaluma, California,

but it's on a thing called Mixcloud. I've been listening to that. Look at you. That's real DJ stuff right there. Also, Spotify has good curated playlists. They do. Curated. I will say that.

Well curated. And sometimes I just let it, I play one song, and I just let them play songs. And sometimes they do a good job. I also have Pandora. Sometimes they play songs, but I don't know. Are you paying for Pandora? I know you got ads, nigga.

You can play five songs, and they'll be like, this is enough. Yeah, no, I have ads on Pandora. I can't have Tidal and Spotify and premium Pandora. Well, you getting booked, bro? You going to LA? You got money? Yeah, but I'm not in the music industry. All right.

Okay. Wow. All right. Well, tell people listening where they can find you. Well, after July 31st, you can see me on Sherman Showcase on IFC. Oh, my God, our friend. So I'm excited about that. Yeah, I wrote on it.

And I'm in a couple of episodes of that. Yes. And when does this come out? We don't know. Yeah. OK. Well, yeah, I had Comedy Central featured. So, yeah, check that out.

That's going to come out? Mm-hmm. Bang, bang, bang. When does that come out? You don't know. June. Oh, okay. Word.

Back to back. You got June and July? Back to back. It's going to be a hot summer. Yep. Holitosis. Holitosis. Writing on some other things.

Got those in the works. So excited about that. Okay. And yeah. So you treating us to food after this? Wow. Sure. If y'all want to.

Hey! Asking you shall receive, baby. Listen, last time we went to Shake Shack. Baby! this guy came over to us and I was like we want fries and he was like okay and Sydney and gay producer Andrew were like that was mean

and then he came back with fries no no no wait tell the real story Marie how I the guy remembered me because my because I had hair in my sandwich but who asked for the fries Marie okay and who ate the fries everybody okay

everybody asking you shall receive right baby have a fabulous rest of the week wait what's you got that BET money so we can BET money you know that check little you know they paid me in change

hit me up I would never talk about the size of your check I had to give my manager 10% it's not the size of the check it's the motion in the ocean BET wait Rob you didn't give your Instagram or your Twitter my Instagram is

Rob Hayes I love you at Rob Hayes R-O-B-H-A-Z-E and Robert is the man on Twitter Robert is the man and he's the man for us he's our favorite man

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So excited. I listen to it all the time. Shout out to Jess for spotting me at Strawberry Milk Comedy Show. Baby. We's friends now. So thank you so much. Okay. Bye, guys.

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