MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Blerd Expert" with Yedoye Travis

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

We're truly geeking out because we have our Blerd Expert, Yedoye Travis, in the studio with us this week! Yedoye is educating us on all things video games, anime, and tentacle porn. Plus, Marie talks about being bald now while Sydnee comes clean about having tried to kiss Yedoye once.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever Dog. Hey. Yeah. Hello. Good morning, afternoon, or evening. It's your bald friend and her hairy co-host, Sydney Washington. Am I hairy? I shaved, so I'm good.

I'm calling everybody hairy now. Because you're bald. But you're not even that bald. Yo, when I tell you I got to the barbershop and he cut all of my hair off in one piece. Like, he didn't shave. It was like, it all came off, like, in that chunk that I posted on Instagram. And I was like, oh, great, I'm done. And he just kept shaving.

And I was like, oh, he's trying to make everything match my edges. And I was like, we're going to be here for a while. Yes. And it all matches, but it feels really, really, really short. You're telling me that I still have hair. But my hair is, like, millimeters. Like, I combed it with, like, a little comb today. and, like, they were, like, sticking out, like, a tiny bit out of the cone.

I love your expertise this week. Thank you so much. This is a beautiful expertise. This is a guy who's an expert in being bald. Yeah. Truly. And you're, like, really fresh from it. But I will also say that I'm learning about my hair already,

and my hair, my scalp is dry. I moisturize, and then my scalp is still like, no, that's not it. So I'm going to figure it out. You just drink a ton of water, which you do, but drink more, and then. Right. But, like, you know, like, if your skin is dry, Like, you get out of the shower, you put lotion on your body, you moisturized. I got out of the shower, I put, like, coconut oil and shea butter on my—

I used shea butter on my entire body, literally head to toe yesterday. And then my scalp was still dry. And I was like, oh. Well, whenever I figure out the formula for how to keep my scalp moisturized, my hair is going to thrive, sis. I see it. The new fro, the new and improved fro, whenever that comes, in six years, it's going to be phenomenal.

Rob Hayes called me this morning. He was like, she did it. He texted me last night and was like, ah, wow. He's like, she did it. Oh, my God. Yeah. People are already asking me why. And I am just blocking people.

Like, I'm not. I'm here to say this. I did it because I can. I'm putting this on the record that when white women shave their head bald, they're going through something. When black women shave their hair bald, it's because we can. It's because we can. and can we we can do it and we do it right it's a look when black women go bald it's a look it is a style but he kept shaving and shaving and i was like i was like how much is this gonna cost

it was like 20 beautiful i was like do you guys take cards no he was like no no what and i had to go get i had to go to the atm i left my sister as collateral she came sydney was supposed to come with me to get my head shaved and she had you know she got a job she got to support us and those cats so she didn't come but my sister was like I'll come she was there with me the last time I shaved the sides off of my hair and she was she was the same supportive

trash that she was she was like look at my brother look at my brother Marie it's so cute I feel like my head is a little bit pointy but you know whatever it's not I love your head I kiss it the best

I mean I can't wait to go out with you and just be like damn Um, everybody's looking at you per use, but it just in a different way. Just like, oh my God, that girl is stoic. She's like, like Nefertiti, like a queen. I don't know. I feel like I look like a little boy. Like I was waiting for the train and I was like, I have this little kid walk by and he

was like, mommy, that boy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I, I don't, I thought he was talking about me, but he might've not been talking about me, but I was like, I'm wearing a blouse, sir, ma'am, tell your son I'm wearing a blouse. niggas wearing blouses now that's exactly niggas is wearing blouses

happy pride it's just like you have a different level of confidence you unlocked something else now and it's just it's great

I'm glad that I'm here on this journey I mean when I shaved the sides of my hair off it was hard just wearing my hair natural

and shaving the sides of my it was it was overload it was too much for me so you know right

because you hadn't been wearing your natural hair out yeah and I'm chained down to, like, the mainstream thoughts of what beauty is right now, so. Change of the rhythm. Yeah, wow. But I'm glad that you're having a highlighted situation there.

Sis, you know, I'm going to leave it low for a while. I think maybe I'll be bald for, like, a year. I'm saying that, but maybe it'll be six months. Yeah. But I don't think I'm not in any rush to, like, grow it out too fast. You're taking this, like, perfect. I'm going do-rag shopping after this. I'm going to get a hard bristle brush,

because the barber told me how to do it you know wave check Rob had Rob had said the first cut

is always hard he said but then the next time you get it like it's it's just gonna be even better but this one wasn't hard

I just did it and I asked the guy I had a picture of Nola Darling the chick from that's not even her real name yeah

Dewanda Wise yeah the chick from that Spike Lee show that got cancelled she's gotta have it and that's what I showed the barber

I was like this is what I want and he was like that's what you want and I was like yeah and then he was like are you sure you're ready and I was like maybe a little bit longer than that and then he was like no he was like no that's what you need he's like we're gonna just he's like he's like are you ready you said you're ready I was like yeah and he was like and it just all came off so I think when this grows out give me like two weeks yeah I think then it'll look better because you know I'm rubbing it with, like, cast oil and stuff. Baby, washing my hair is so much fun now.

It's beautiful. Shampoo, conditioner. And it, like, hits my scalp. It's like, ooh, ooh. If anybody listening wants to give me a scalp massage, you know I'm out here. I'm available for parties. I know.

You should put that on Tinder. I love a good head massage. Well, I don't have any bald photos online yet. Yeah, we're going to do portraits and whatnot. Some portrait mode nudes. Bald. Ah, can't wait. G.I. Jane style.

You got to send it to the group chat first. G.I. Jane. Sydney, what were you an expert in this week? I don't know. Flirting. I've just been trying to be, I'm just trying to work on being, even though I'm in a relationship, I feel like I've lost my mojo, you know? So I've just been looking women with like direct eye contact, just like, what's up?

Without saying what's up. That's aggressive. Yeah. That's aggressive. Is there a lesbian head nod? No, but I feel like you can look in someone's eyes and tell like, oh, are you looking at me like you're looking at me? And I'm like, I'm looking at you. And then something flew in my eye and I was like, oh, my God, I'm not looking anymore.

You're like. Yeah, I've just been looking. There's like so many. I, I am not attracted to just attractive women. Like, there's got to be more than just your looks. Okay, sis, you're saying that you're not superficial. Yeah. Wow.

Okay. Shallow hell. I see you, sis. so it's just like I wanna I would like see somebody in passing

but I'm just like should I follow her to see what's next what Sydney what oh no Sydney you know

you have a record sis you know you have a record yes I do you can't be out here following women are you following black women or other women

black women then you can do that sis you fine they not gonna lock you up for that oh they won't they don't even care but the black women

will fuck me up okay yeah they will get their brothers to jump me don't worry sis I'll fight with you she think I'm a gay

I'm not gay like ah sis I saw you at that party at Odin Babble or whatever Odin Babble you gay stop it

you a gay sis stop doing that you can't deny our love yeah I'm just I want to be better at flirting I'm just not good at it you see the shit

that I write to people I do I I just don't know and when people flirt with me I don't know how to respond that's so funny because when I you're one of the flirtiest people that I know what when I met you you was I would walk into a room Cindy be sitting on a comedian's lap Brian is hilarious no you were so wasted Sidney's always like she's one of these people that like when she laughs at something you say she'll like touch your thigh and you're like oh the city is Sidney a gay like I feel like it was mad dudes that were like city's not really gay she'd be flirting with me and then what happened okay well speaking of that our fucking next guest good god man i've definitely thrown myself at this

one on your side uh you know he's fantastic he has a great podcast on forever dog called the dark tank and the dark tank the dark tank he's been all up and through comedy central yes he's on tv You can see him in commercials He told Okay For the holiday season I saw his commercial At least 20 times

At my mother's You know Just you know There's an away A little Little thing going around An away commercial That little AT&T moment

Yeah Also he was in That show on Netflix That Michelle Buteau was in Oh yeah Russian Doll He was in Netflix Russian Doll

He was at the party First of all He's famous Give it up For our blurred Expert Blurred expert Yodoye Travis

Speaking to the mic, baby Hello, I'm very happy to be here Yodoye So speaking of me flirting with people When I had my relapse I tried to kiss Yodoye This is a new discovery I tried to

Oh, it's not in the group chat? No Wait, where? Where was this? It was like next door to Knit Yeah, you didn't take me that far I really didn't I was lazy Okay, so Yedoye, Sidney tried to kiss you.

What happened? He was such a fucking gentleman. We ain't kiss. He looked at me like, don't you have a girlfriend? Oh, Sidney. He's like, I have a girlfriend. I have a girlfriend. I was like, what are we doing?

Ah, he had a girlfriend at the time. Look at that. See this? Look at this. I'm not clapping for that shit. Well, I'm not clapping for you, sis. I'm clapping for Yedoye. I mean.

Sidney, who else did you? Nah, I don't clap for that. Don't clap. Because I would not have resisted under other circumstances. Really? But you did. Oh, that's good. That makes me feel good.

Because it made me, like, the shutdown was so. It sobered you up, Sid? It was so, oh, I was all the way. It was like I hadn't had a drink ever. Oh, good, Sid. This should be your sponsor, your doye. Nah, nah, don't trust me like that. Wow.

Don't trust me like that. He was so good, and, like, the tone was like, I'm not playing with you. He hit you with, like, a hand on the shoulder, like, hey, yeah, I'm not doing this. It was like a chill, but I'm going to have one more drink, but chill. Yeah, he did get his drink. Relax. I bought him a drink. he got his drink

and he was like okay pizza out bye he put his hand on Sandy's shoulder but he squeezed it a little bit no he didn't he was like

he was like hey he didn't give me any like mixed feelings or anything it was very like you have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend we're cool

yes yes yes now Yedoya how many people did you tell that that happened to you not one person not a single person I'm a very

I'm a very I'm very good at keeping secrets because I don't have that many friends I messaged him on Facebook The next day

And I was in panic Panic mode I was like I'm so sorry Like I'm wasted I'm going through something Like I don't even think You're attractive

Okay Tell the truth And shame the devil Wow And then you saw him In that away commercial And you were like Oh

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Damn Yo this is Honestly Wow

T A revelation Sydney who else Did you try to kiss When you relapsed Not me It better be just me Honestly it was

The way That reaction Stopped Cold turkey Cold turkey I was like That'll never happen again She went to a meeting

Right after that Honestly I did Did you? I was fucked up dude I remember seeing like Cause I remember Like when you said You quit drinking

It was like so soon After that I was like Oh shit Did I do something? I mean It woke me to fuck up Well you were asleep sis

Almost slept with your doye This would have been More interesting podcasts if you had banged, though. Yedoye, you wouldn't have had sex with me, though, if I was drunk. No. No, no, no, no. Yeah, there was a little stutter in my voice. I was like, no.

Let's retake that. No. No. Hilarious. Fix that in post. Yedoye, first of all, your name is spelled Y-E-D-O-Y-E. Yes. Yedoye.

That's Nigerian. It's Nigerian as fuck. What does your name mean? It means something you want, which I have to explain to people. Well, Sidney did want that. Yeah. That would have been a bad time to tell you. Sidney was like, ya doye.

How do you say it? What's the correct pronunciation of your name? It's the way we're saying it, bitch. How does your mom say it? My mom calls me doye, but it's ya doye. I actually like doye. Yeah. Doye, doye.

Doye, doye, doye, doye. Doye, doye. Oh, wait, no. That's R. Kelly. Cancel it. Oh, man. But that was a good song. Yeah, man.

That was a good song. ah damn bro I'm upset moment of silence for that yeah I'm upset you curved me but I'm not gonna say

that no more on the fucking podcast well you single yet she's in an open relationship now but I told you I don't do men you said

your daughter said you didn't do men when you read I was so gay oh my god I don't know why I gave you that when she said

I don't do men you should have said well I don't do you so okay so where you from uh i'm from atlanta uh i grew up like yeah me and donald glover grew up in the same neighborhood okay and i see i see the resentment yeah they just make niggas that look like that over there or it's just y'all don't believe in conditioner wow you heard somebody

wow i just conditioned my shit minutes ago minutes ago with swabs with with Dawn with straight hotel with Tressa May

you're like what yo that ain't no Fidel Sassoon oh my man no that Frederick I was trying to figure

out how to say it and I couldn't I was like Frederick yeah okay so you deep conditioned I use that

towel dry what's that oh shame moisture yeah that's expensive at Target yeah you know No, you've been getting more money, and I see your fro looks better than when I first met you. So I'm like, I see the progress.

I mean, it doesn't have any lint in it or anything, so it's fine. No, it's clean. It's all clean. There's no granola or, like, a white woman's hand coming out of it, so you're good. No, no, no. I took that out earlier. You slept with a white woman and then came to do our podcast this morning? No.

No, no. Oh, okay. I just wanted to see. Sometimes we make jokes, and they don't go over well. That's just a thing that happens. Well, that's because I'm still thinking about Sydney trying to kiss you. I did like and see like now I'm thinking about it I'm like man I shouldn't I was not smooth about it to be that strong I wasn't smooth about it I just like got your drink and I was like so

let's kiss and you were like wait you said so let's kiss yeah yeah oh oh Sydney yes we were talking about you being a terrible flirt okay yes you just I thought you tried to kiss him and he he was like I feel like yeah I feel like there's a world where if you just leaned in out yeah if Okay, I guess we kissing. Right. I thought you were trying to kiss him and he stopped you. I don't believe in me-tooing people. That's fucking rude.

And also, he's a colleague. So I'm not going to just go. I'm not going to take that L. Shut up. He's a colleague. He is a colleague. He was a colleague when you said we should kiss. At least I asked.

You should not have asked. It was very respectful. You couldn't have been that drunk. Or she's a gentleman. Yeah, I am. Yeah, she is. Yeah, you paid for my drink and everything. It was very sweet of you.

You didn't care about taking that drink, though. You were like, ah, finish this. Of course not. I'm going to let you finish. Of course not. Let's discuss us kissing after this beverage. Yeah, no, I was economically stressed at the time. Oh, you were?

Oh, yeah. This was broke joy. I wanted you at your lowest. Yeah. I wanted you at your lowest, nigga. You said no. The nerve. Sydney wanted to kiss you before the money.

Before the money. So I actually thought you had potential. Actually, I think that curve helped your career. it gave me the confidence I needed it put you on the right path to greatness baby

of curve the best she was like oh Sydney wanted a kiss and I said no wow I'm gonna go in and nail that away audition now anywho

yeah it was the next day so you was in Atlanta doing the do you how long were you in Atlanta for like doing comedy yeah I was there two years

and then I moved to LA for like a year and a half so you got up and went Hollywood right away yeah I was an idiot were you yeah because LA

is not where you start comedy. No. No, and what happened was I graduated and my mom was like trying to get me to go on a trip

to like celebrate and she was like, you should go to London. You got family there. Oh, so y'all got money. You got family in London? Where in London? No, just Nigerian,

like a Nigerian passport where you could just go to the UK. Ah, yes. Slavery. Yeah. Yes. And what did you study

in school? Psychology. Okay, so, but that's not so blurred. Like psychology, I feel like can hit it. It's not like you did science or something.

I mean, it's debatable. I mean, you know, it's the sciences. It's a pseudoscience. It's a pseudoscience. It's debatably a science. Yes, but there were sciences in this. And also, pseudo,

very black nerd. Very black nerd. Pseudo. How many people say that? Pseudo science? How many people say pseudo? Wow. Well, let's talk about,

okay, so what is a blurt? A blurt? It is a term that I disagree with. It's a black nerd. But I just feel like maybe we're just nerds, you know? But a black nerd is somebody in my city what is a blur to you like when you hear that word what you thinking uh honestly yes

honestly like you've been the entire podcast okay so like loves video games yes um he's educated but it's like the next level is educated like you know information that it's like thank you for sharing but what are we gonna do with this right thank you for sharing but i asked you what time it was yes right yeah that um maybe doesn't really do well in social situations yeah very awkward doesn't dress that well right I feel like I see him in like a wrestling t-shirt like a NWO like a Steve Austin shirt

like a medium windbreaker are y'all describing me now what is happening no no I'm just saying this is like I see them in like a New Balance shoe like a real linked over one a linked with it rock with it New Balance maybe a K-Swiss

some ugly like that or like a shape up that's what in my mind and then anime yeah like they love anime love anime they

Comic Con yep all that they Game of Thrones Dragons stuff like that all that

okay well look I can say Lurds come in all shapes and sizes and also how tall are you I'm 6'3

okay that's crazy we got a 6'3 in here and he got natural hair he use Shea Moisture for the record I just want to say in my blackout

I still know how to pick okay but you don't know how to just Just lean in and take the kiss, sis. You just. I am not Harvey Weinstein-ing anybody. Thank you.

I am brave. But you literally were just talking about following women home. Honestly. So you doing something. You could have Weinstein me. You could have Weinstein me. I would have been all right. I've made it the worst.

I can't believe you asked. If anybody's wondering how you kiss somebody, you just do it. If anybody is just curious about that. Okay, Marie. You're saying that out loud. I hope you live by it and stick by it. Yeah. As a woman, if you want to kiss somebody, kiss them.

If you're a man and you don't have all your teeth. Yeah, I ask. yeah men should ask but a woman doesn't have to ask oh okay no you're right yeah

take it Sydney take it right it's yours so so blurs could be anything but pretty much our definition

was correct basically basically mostly well like I disagree well because I feel like most black men

are nerds on some level most most I feel like okay so you think you would either be a nerd or a hood dude

no no no there's a lot of crossover In 2019 there's like Vast variety There's a variety of Negroes 50 shades of Negro Dragon Ball Z used to come on UPN and Telemundo Exclusively

UPN was the Black People Network That was the Moesha Network It used to come on right after Moesha Really? I didn't realize Dragon Ball Z was a UPN How old are you? 27 I don't believe that

You're 27? There's no way You talk about UPN And you're 27 Yeah Yeah Sydney You don't remember UPN UPN was on for a long time

It was on in the Like It was on in like the 90s Yeah I was around I was alive for that Sydney You trying to

You trying to channel shame right now While you're wearing While you're wearing a back brace You got a lot of nerve sis Sydney put a back brace on To do the podcast She's wearing a waist trainer For her shoulders

I'm trying to get my posture together so okay so UPN9 Dragon Ball Z yeah okay I didn't watch Dragon Ball Z really but I did watch

what's the one with the guy that had the arrow on his forehead Avatar Avatar I used to watch that with my cousin yeah that's a good show

it's debatably anime a lot of people don't think so but it is okay so what is anime yeah anime is just animation from Japan

that's really that's it that's the basic definition but it's like a specific style Avatar is American but it's like in the same style

so people will call it anime but it's not. But was the creator of Avatar in Asia a Japanese person? No, he's a white dude. Oh, that's not anime then. Well, like most anime

now is not made or a lot of anime is not made in Japan anymore. Yeah, but it's Japanese people doing it? They doing some of the post? I mean, people say Boondocks is anime.

It's in the same style. Boondocks was. It is. And the Boondocks was great. It is. So fucking good. It's a classic. It was like above its time.

Yeah, it was. Oh my god, we used to love that show You like anime, y'all are nerds I like cartoons in general Yes, me too I love Sailor Moon You're a nerd Tuxedo Mask

Tuxedo Mask Fighting evil by moonlight Okay, so what else is Pokemon, I remember when they first came out It was like It was everywhere, everybody was watching Pokemon Not me.

You're the captain man. Not me, because I wasn't allowed to watch TV on school nights. Yeah, I wasn't that into Pokemon. But can you explain what was the sensation behind it? Yeah, so like, okay, basically Nintendo started the whole wave of Japanese stuff in America. So they put out Mario in like, whatever, 88, 89. And then Akira came out. Mario is from Japan?

Mario is Japanese. But he's Italian. Yeah, it's very weird. He's a mix of pizza. It's like real racist, but in a weird way. Yeah, but when Japanese people do it, it's not racist. No, it is. It is.

Real. No, wait. Okay, say why. Why? Okay, there's mad racism out of Japan. So Dragon Ball Z is like the most popular show among black people, but it's just like there's a character on the show named Mr. Popo who's just straight up a dude in blackface. It's like.

Oh, did not know about that. Mr. Popo. Mr. Popo. Mr. Popo. Yeah. Okay, let me look him up. Yeah, if you watch the old, like, subtitle versions of it, he talks like niggas in Mark Twain books. Oh.

Yeah, it's real. How do niggas in Mark Twain books speak? Exactly how you think. Like, I need my man. Exactly. Like Tom from Huck Finn? Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or what's his name? Nigga Jim. Who's Nigga Jim? That's the nigga from Huck Finn. I mean, I didn't, you know, I saw the play. Yeah. No, they cut him out for the play.

Okay, so it's like a, it's a little, like, genie looking thing? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a genie. I guess you see. Oh. Yeah, it's bad.

It looks. Oh, he's not even in blackface. He's all the way. He is blackface. They used the blackest crayon for him. Yeah. And then they put his hair in a wrap. He's giving me Aunt Jemima vibes, but also with a genie vest.

Yeah. This is wrong. Pull that turban off. Do a wave check. This is Will Smith in Aladdin. That is. No. Mr. Popo look.

Okay. Wow. I mean, that's Wesley Snipes in Aladdin. Yes. Yes. He's like, you ain't never had a friend like me. No, I never had a friend go to jail for tax evasion. I mean, you will.

You're about to be. We're going to know a lot of rich people that don't pay any taxes. It's coming. Mr. Popo. That's crazy. Now, so when you were a kid, were you around a lot of people? Did you play them cards? I played all the cards.

I played Yu-Gi-Oh. I played all that stuff. I went to a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament when I was a kid. My cousin went to one of those. Okay, so what is a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament? Your parents Yeah I didn't play the card

Did your Nigerian parents Drop you off Or did they stay My dad who's American He brought me And left I think he just did He was like

I ain't hanging out With these nerds On my Saturday Like all these white kids He was like Nah I'm good Wait do you have to pay To be in a tournament

I don't remember if we did I think we just showed up And I didn't know the rules So it was like I lost in the I lost in the second round I was like Alright I'm good

Let's go home But I feel like a lot of people Are more committed than I am It's like gambling for children. Gambling for nerds. And you can win a lot of money. Yeah. There must be an entrance fee if you win money.

Yeah, there has to be. It was like a very small tournament. I dare you to call your parents up right now and ask them. My parents don't remember that shit. That's a memory they try to suppress. They're like, we come to this country and he play with

cops. Yuck. That sounds exactly like my mom. That's crazy. It's actually kind of my mom, too. It's all of our moms. It's all the same. It's all the same. My mom's like, I'm not leaving work to take you to play cards.

No. Read a book. No. Take the bus. But you had to read a book to get this Yu-Gi-Oh! lifestyle together, though. You had to know how to play it. Yeah, because who? No, I didn't know how to play the game.

I just watched the show, and I guessed based on that. But you guessed enough to get to the second round? Are you low-key like a genius? No, the first kid also didn't know the rules. We just made it up. They started playing matches. They were like, well, let me flip. Okay, this one matches.

We're playing Uno. It's like you're playing a draw four. It was like, okay, well, I think this card means draw four. And he was like, well, this one means skip. So it's going to be my turn again. Yeah. Are there Uno tournaments? Is that something that we can look into?

Should we do that? I think that's a thing that we can start. We have the power. We should start that. We have the power. We have the power. of... Yeah, but that doesn't feel like nerdy. No, no, no.

I wouldn't do it for nerds. I want to do it because I want cool people to come. An Uno tournament. Okay, so we're going to have jungle juice. And we're going to have baked cauliflower. We got Magic the Gathering in the corner. And then the winner... That's the kids table.

That's the kids table. And then the winner pours Hennessy on the cards. That's great. I love it. Okay, so wait. After you go to this tournament, what's like the next level to your blurred life uh i mean now i honestly i took a break from it for a long time it's exhausting it's exhausting it's like because fucking nerds are the most like dickhead people i've ever met in my life wait what yo they suck wait why talk about it look i so i do all this anime stuff for i work for like federator and uh i'm writing a podcast for crunchyroll

I mean we don't know what that means but it sounds very nerdy strength and honor I feel like I need to do one of these Star Trek things what does this mean may the force live long and prosper

go ahead so you all here I just put out these videos about anime shit and people just by default hate you so much because you're black well yeah and i did i did a video on how dragon ball z is racist and people got mad at me for that uh but like i put out stuff where i call out like all the dumb shit in anime like fandom where

i just be like maybe we shouldn't sexualize girls who are 16 and then all i can't tell you how many people will hit me up and remind me like oh actually the the age of consent in japan is 13 i'm like first of all no it's not second of all the age of consent in japan is 13 it's not and i I wish I didn't know what it was. Yeah, that's weird. Is it 16? It's like 15. But they still like, they still like use this information.

Yeah, what is it? Because it's weird to me that people can sexualize cartoons like that. Like, I feel like the first. Yo, it's the whole thing. Some of that stuff, yeah. Right? And it's like, oh, no. Like, it's like the accents and the way they make them talk and the tee-hee-hee-hee.

Like, it's like funny, but like, it's like, also, you are in love with this cartoon? Oh, it's the whole thing, man. Well, they do get a little sexy, though. Like, it's kind of weird to watch things that are for kids. It's like, well, why is her breast so big? Why can't I see her nipples? She's not for kids. And they be bouncing.

Yeah. You're like, why is the nipple showing through the blouse? Like, Chung-Li couldn't get a jean jacket or something? If you knew how much, like, commitment there was to getting the, like, right titty bounce in cartoons. Bro, like, I don't know if you ever played, there's this game, Dead or Alive. Okay, no. where like the whole

it's a fighting game it's like it's like an actual good fighting game but the whole sell of it was like we finally got the titties to jiggle right

that was the whole selling point dead or alive what? yeah it was like I want to say like 2002, 2003

something like that we finally did it we finally got the titties to jiggle right it looked good and people were like thank god yeah

and that was like their whole selling point I could see how somebody could get horny off of it though of a cartoon and they'd be fighting And the girls be like, ah, when they punch. Ah.

Well, the whole shit, it comes out, it was like censorship laws in Japan where you couldn't show like real, like actual intercourse. Yeah. And so they like, that's why the whole like tentacle shit started. And like, that's why. Wait, what's the tentacle shit? Tentacle, yeah. What are you talking about?

You don't know that at all? No. Andrew, don't judge us. Oh my God. Look at how, you'll see how cool we are. I'm like matching up completely with you right now. Do you look at our fucking posture? We don't know about this shit.

tentacle porn what the fuck oh yeah okay tell us that's the whole thing like in hentai which is like

what it's called which is a different type of anime yeah that's like anime porn okay okay hentai Andrew you be

watching hentai I've come across it I feel like everybody's seen it yeah and the tentacles just go in every single hole

yeah it's a whole it's a whole thing they have to show they you sound uncomfortable talking about this Because he's trying to make it seem like he don't really know But he knows

I wish I didn't know I know so much but I wish I didn't Have you watched it for personal use? Hentai? For like research You liar you've jerked off to it I have not actually We don't believe you

You never touched your dick watching hentai tentacle porn Okay like it's lined up You're definitely a nerd Fucking nerd I'm saying the Venn diagram You know There's crossover But like

But like Sometimes you flipping pages and shit You know what I'm saying During the daytime Oh right Cause it's in like Comic strip Book form

I mean like You scroll and shit And sometimes a video pops up And you're like I guess for a couple seconds Yeah but what Tumblr you on That the hentai popping up Of course it's not on Tumblr anymore

They took it off It's not on there I feel like it's still there Wait why It's not on there Why did they take it off It came out That happened like a couple months ago right

Yeah Cause it was I remember people were mad about it and it was like y'all still Tumblr it? No because that was the best porn

because it was like all like amateur stuff at least for me but everyone really enjoyed it and so everyone was downloading it before it went off

Andrew I feel like I've never heard you so excited on the podcast I'm like do I even know you? He was like it was really good and everyone downloaded

it beforehand You're so comfortable your legs are wide open You're sitting like Sydney right now She's over here thriving right now This is the episode

for me andrew what is your favorite your favorite uh type of anime oh i don't watch uh i don't watch anime okay well what's your favorite just watch hentai that's no no no that's weird he's like i just fuck nerds okay i'm not one i love nerds though like the hottest what do you what do you like about what's attractive to you about them that they're like so like passionate about it but a lot of nerds are really like fucked up like you were saying like they're like misogynist they're racist they're like homophobic

because then the second that you say like oh like we want more like queer representation they're like why like it doesn't matter like it's like okay we are tired

of the same characters yeah and all the same games and everything it's just they're all dumb y'all advocating for gay

veto game characters yeah well I mean I feel like some of the characters that we used to play with were gay definitely yeah

and fucking Street Fighter yeah E-Honda yeah what was the what was the Indian dude who could like Dolcim!

Gay as hell. Anybody who could stretch that long. He can fist you from afar. He can fist his own ass. Gay, gay, gay, gay! Okay, so Dolcim. Y'all have representation. He had his earrings and whatnot.

I mean, debatably. Anybody that was mad about a black Spider-Man is just anime avatar on their Twitter profile. 100% of the time. It is fascinating to me how people be upset about fictional characters. That shit is wild. They're like, that's not what color she is in the book. And it's like, you're a loser for still reading books.

I saw they're doing like a live action Little Mermaid on ABC. And it's the girl from Moana. I was like, they will not give y'all a white Ariel. And I love it. But the girl from Moana will give us a good show. Oh, she's going to be great. Queen Latifah is playing Ursula in that one. But she should be playing Ursula in the movie.

The other one, too. Oh, that would have worked out great. Yeah, I know. Melissa McCarthy, I hate that. Melissa McCarthy. Yeah. I love Melissa, but yeah. They were like, we gave y'all Black Mermaid with dreadlocks.

Y'all not getting the Black Ursula. Yeah. Her dad is Javier Bardem. I'm like, this is going to be confusing. Wait, who's that? Javier Bardem. Spanish guy. He's in No Country for Old Men.

Yeah. He dated Penelope Cruz. Did he date? Am I making that up? I think they were just in a movie together. Okay. Well, he was in a movie with Penelope Cruz. He was in a movie with Penelope Cruz.

Awkwafina is going to be the sequel. Is she? for the live action or for the movie? That movie's gonna be confusing. No, it's gonna be like Cinderella.

Remember, it was Brandy. Oh, yeah. The prince was Asian. They did a lot. The mom was whoopee. The dad was white. They were diversifying the fuck out of that.

Yeah, they were like, well, just throw a bunch of colors at the wall and see what sticks. Yeah, see what color they like the best. Right, because Cinderella had braids.

Yeah. They didn't even, they were like, Brandy, can you take these braids out? And she was like, no. She's like, not in my contract. Were her sisters black, too?

The stepsisters? I feel like they were white. Or maybe one of them might have been Spanish. I guess they were stepsisters. It doesn't matter. I mean, yeah, you know, they was whores. Yeah. Okay, Marie, aggressive.

I think one of the stepsisters was black. I think it was the chick from BAPS. Oh, yeah. In my mind. Marie, I'm feeling very, like, nerdy for me right now. It's not nerdy to know who was in Cinderella. Or to remember. In my eyes.

That's fine, sis. nah you reaching okay alright so your your weird porn is the next level of uh blurred

wait but can we talk about how being like uh an alternative an alternative black man affected you like growing up like were you

did you have a lot of friends did your friends was he alternative though like the same I'm saying blurred oh I don't I don't know if it's like

all that alternative is the thing cause like I don't know I wear like Dragon Ball Z shit on the train

and look and people be like you're Yeah, just like hood niggas come up to me and like dab me up. But where do you get your Dragon Ball Z clothes? Just like... Because I crop a cool Dragon Ball Z zip shirt. Yeah, me too.

I'll cut on the side so my titties could be out. Right, right, right. Side titties. Yeah, I get them like on Funimation's website or whatever. Funimation's website. That's like their... Okay. Yedoya, I will never accept you as a real blurt because you got body.

Sydney, it sounds like you're still flirting. No, I'm not. I'm just saying. Let's go then. What's up? Yedoya said, can he kiss you? No, I'm saying you have a good body. You posted on Instagram.

Don't fucking act like I'm being the creep. He knows he has abs. I've seen him at the gym. You've seen him at the gym? Yeah. We went to the gym one time. Okay. Did you stretch my homegirl out?

Huh? Adrienne was there, so no. Okay, so did you stretch my homegirls out? He can't confirm or deny. Sidney, you brought your girlfriend to a gym date? Lame Mamadou was there It was a group

It was just poor comedians And you're tall And that's what I'm saying Like I When I see When I think of like Blurred I feel like someone Who's like 5'5

Short and round Yeah Short and round Weird teeth Yeah maybe like A snaggle tooth I got weird teeth Well yeah yeah

I was like actually You got the You got the Eddie Murphy's I got some weird teeth You got the Beverly Hills cop Yeah Yo Yo

Yo Yo Yo I laughed so hard I hurt my back Oh you need a posture trainer Yeah yeah yeah Cindy take that off I need your back brace Your back waist trainer Yedoya what kind of women do you date

Like what is your type Like what does she look like Like be honest don't hold back Yeah, because they listening. I think my type is mostly tall girls. I just like girls that are my height. Not my height, but like close to, you know. Like 5'11".

Like our faces match. He's like, I'm not about to get scoliosis kissing these 5'4". Yeah, I'm not having that. Okay, Andrew, I hear you over there. Andrew, keep looking at your Hitachi magic wand porn. Oh my God, stop. Your magic wand porn. so me and marie are not your type got it okay continue no no no there's there's a room with

that shut up you're doing it i'm not fishing for this like just what is your house like sydney is i'm not even talking to you i'm like she needs this i told you i'm working on my flirting i'm doing it well you're not doing it right i'm not put some heels on you good oh i gotta keep the heels on all night? Nah. Well. He said in his bed, yes. It wouldn't hurt.

He said, I live in a shoes-off house. Yeah, I got the bed risers. Nah. He sleep on a loft. Because I saw the pictures of your fucking room. I could come in there with my shoes. Wait, when did you see pictures of his room? I put my.

When you was in the window taking the phone off. Cindy was like, well, let me see what the hell is happening here. Let me see what's up. What? Let me speak to the manager real quick. Climb over this AC unit. I'm so tired of everybody. What story do you live on?

I live on the second floor. It's not that hard. Yeah, it's not that hard. Finagle her way to the second floor window. I mean, the dude in Clarissa Explains It All had a ladder. It's going up every day. Oh, yeah. You could reach my room.

Wow. Clarissa Explains It All. Your Doré's type. Let's go. My type? She's tall. Yes. She's tall.

Would you date somebody in the arts? or you want to take somebody who's like a little less creative so y'all not talking about the same stuff? I like more creative people. I don't really like talking. I'm not trying to talk about whatever bank you work at. Shut up, finance. Yeah, you can't.

Get the fuck out of my face, finance people. I don't care about you. But she might be able to like pick up more of the check, you know? Look, I'm good on that. I know. We know you are. We know you out here. I don't know how much longer that's going to last,

but I'm good on it for now. Okay, so yes, but you out here, you're working. Yeah. Somebody tall. Somebody tall. look I've dated more white women than I'd like and I don't

I ain't trying to do that you ain't trying to do that on this podcast but when you be on another podcast people be like well you know I'm out here I'm looking for a Michelle with 40s Madison's my type just like ballpark how many white women do you think you've been with

just this is a safe space do you think that's what do you think that's what blurbs usually date is white women I think a lot of them make the excuse that black women don't like nerds, and so they date white women for that reason. I just grew up around a lot of white people. It's so funny because I know so many black women who love Blurred.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they love it. Oh, yeah. They out here. Yeah. And they like them wrestling t-shirts, and they like the, what did you say? Funimation.

Funimation. They like a dude that wears like a cuff. You know what I mean? Like a leather cuff. I heard. They are out there. I heard Blurred's put down the best dick. Blurred's got a big dick?

Yep, that hardcover dick. What's your hardcover? Like for a book. Ah. Ah, that went over. Hardcover. I was like, hardcover dick? Yeah, sorry.

Okay, say it again and we're going to react. The paperback dick. Paperback. Paperback dick. There we go. Yes, paperback dick. So messy. Sorry.

Wow. Okay. From right to left? Yes, that goose bumps dick. That manga dick. I don't know what manga is. That's Japanese comic books. Ah, okay.

Wow, thank you. Andrew laughed, though. He got it. I loved it. Andrew was like, ha, ha, ha. Andrew's flirting. He tucked his hair behind his ears. He's like, is your type men sometimes?

He's like, I don't know if I'm your type, but you're mine. He's like, well, I'm also 6'2". I got a handjob from a dude one time. I wish it was boring. Boring? Oh, let's get into it. Why would you save this video to the phone? Oh, my God.

Where were y'all? Whoa, Yedoye. Sydney's upset because you didn't even let her kiss you. Give me your hand. They're holding hands now. I was in high school. This shit was, you know. Were you guys at a birthday party?

Ew. I want to know about a grown man getting his dick rubbed by another man. Rubbed and tipped. I don't want a high school. Yeah. I want to hear about it. I said it was boring. Y'all got excited.

But what grade was you in? I was in like 11th grade, 10th grade, 11th grade. Was he also a nerd? No, I don't even know him. Andrew's drooling. Stop. Yo, he said, I hate you.

Put the chapstick away, sir. Stop, I'm leaving. He's red. He's so red. Yo, his face is so red. Oh my God. Stop. Yo, he was looking at you with direct contact.

it's the title of the episode okay wait so I mean Andrew I appreciate that but also that question was for you so he was like a different social group than you he was just a friend of a friend I was just over it up

I hung out with plenty of friends of friends and ain't nobody ever finger popped me plus ones baby plus ones they be trying to get in they like how can I stay they be like How do I get my name on the list? Let me get a plus one next time.

Friends forever. You said it was boring so that you're not gay. You just, you didn't. He didn't say that he was. And you. No, but I'm just saying. I just said I was gay. You called it boring.

So I was like, it obviously didn't, it didn't slap. No. So you're saying that you didn't cum. No. No. Wait, why? How did it initiate? Yes.

Real questions. Yes. How did it initiate? Are you scared? How did we get here? Are you scared? No, no, no, no. I'm just trying to remember

it was a long time ago I was like right right right this was like 2006 yeah I remember I was definitely drunk I was like very drunk

you were duh yeah you're duh yeah you're duh yeah yeah and I was just like um

wait so I was just like what's up with them hands you said what's up with them hands so oh so you bullied him yeah no I was mean is he gay

I beat him up yeah ah okay he is well you were just you know you were trying to help out a friend

yeah you know I'm giving a helping hand he gave you a helping hand he gave me a helping hand thank you for being a friend hello hallelujah

okay so wait this is a question for me for the blurbs what's common misconceptions that you're just like this is not fucking true I think a lot of people think anime is all porn that's not true i think a lot of people think it's for kids is that's definitely

not true that's why it's for adults yeah that was like the problem with anime like before the 90s is everybody tried to sell it to kids which is why kids are all fucked up now it's because they grew up watching like shit that was like i don't know okay but like so here's my question so you're saying that it wasn't really for kids so like a typical kid cartoon will be i don't know like Doug. Somebody made fun of Doug for, they were like, you always have the same clothes on or something stupid, I don't know. And then he had to prove that he didn't, or whatever.

So, what's the storyline in anime? They're like trying to solve something? Or find something? Well, there's the difference is, there actually is a storyline in anime. Like, most shows, it's just like, reset every episode. Oh, it's like a linear thing. Yeah, that was like the big thing.

It's like, they were actually serialized. Does anime do to be continued? Because I used to hate but also love it to be continued oh yeah they do that shit you're watching it

and you're like the show's about to end it's almost four how are they gonna how are they gonna rectify to be continued and you're like

wow wow they do that shit all the time yeah but I feel like with television now with everything being streamed they'll just release

all the episodes at the same time yeah and it's like no make me wait for it anime still does it like week by week

there's shows that I still watch like once a week like watching the show Demon Slayer it comes out every week Demon Slayer okay

it's kind of the same shit every week but like people have been watching the show One Piece every week for like 10 years

there's like a thousand episodes now it's called One Piece okay so if I'm trying to like watch some anime and like get high and like

just like enjoy myself don't watch that show don't watch One Piece don't watch One Piece it's too long watch let me see

something you would like what about the black girl listeners Hamtaro very good show Hamtaro is it a pig doing karate it's a show

it's about a hamster it's just Rugrats with hamsters basically it's so cute it's a hamster you're into wow Andrew I don't even know this

I'm putting that in my phone Hamtaro Hamtaro great show I'm putting it in my phone Sailor Moon definitely Sailor Moon still has new episodes

they put out they put out a couple different versions like Sailor Moon Crystal was a thing for a little bit so they're new Sailor Moon, but the original, no. I don't remember what Sailor Moon

was about. It's just about a girl. I remember Tuxedo Mask and I remember the girls had legs that went up to their necks. Yeah, they were so long-legged. I was like, this is obviously for a man. Yeah, it's a weird genre. And they were fighting crime in schoolgirl skirts? Yeah.

That was totally pornographic. That's not... Yeah. He's like, yeah, but you know, also, good TV. Well, no, they're gay. They're gay? in the American version they say they're cousins but they're they're all lesbians

really yeah well some of the well Mercury she had that real short haircut the bowl cut she would definitely get

I remember the names wow is there any activities that like would really like reel you in to like

if I wanted to take you out and can I take you out what what blurtish things

can I suggest So that you would be like Oh wow What's a fun blurred date Yeah I mean Shit

Honestly I've learned recently That you just gotta send me A message on Instagram Like you don't have to Do that much for me Oh people slide in your DMs And that's how you go on dates now Heard it

Heard you Y'all heard Uh huh Yeah not a Not a hard man to please Um Interesting Okay so

Maybe not about you Uh just blurts in general Blurts in general Uh I don't know Do a Go to like a convention Or something like that

Convention That don't sound like a good date to me. Actually, that's a very bad idea. That's a terrible date. It's too long of a date. Shit. I don't know. Sidney, you're asking hard questions.

This is a very hard question. This is unofficial expert. You asking expert questions. This ain't Neil deGrasse Tyson. Just come through, play some Smash Bros or something like that. Smash Bros. Who's your main for Smash Bros? You know, Sheik.

Zelda. Zelda. Really? Don't do low with a voice. Just say it proud. No he turned on sis That's his That's his sick voice

I'm just in high gear now You know You know Well what else do you want To tell people about you Cause we know you out here You're a comedian You write

I write You Are you traveling a lot I am traveling a lot I got a couple Shows coming up Okay tell people where I'm gonna be in

Seattle On the 6th and 7th Of September At Laughs Comedy Club I'm gonna be at It's like a lot of Blurreds in Seattle

Yeah Yeah Maybe. I mean, if they're out there, I'm looking. That's where Jack Knight is from. Oh, right, right, right. Okay. I'm being Austin, doing the Velveeta Room at the end of the month.

Velveeta Room! The Velveeta Room. We're going to be talking about cheese and shit. Wait, what's the Velveeta Room? Sidney, we need to book something at the Velveeta Room. I know your people really be working you, you do it. Yeah, how much do your people take? 20%?

You with WME too, right? Yeah. You with Danielle? Yeah. I'm going to have to call her up. Look, she's working hard for me. I don't know. She is.

Wow. You probably got a good tape, though. What? You got several tapes. I got a few good tapes. You got several tapes. But Velveeta Room, they hit me up. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, they hit me up directly. You got to pay her? Say what? You got to give her money? No. No. That's why y'all whisper. She didn't book it so she don't get the commission.

The industry listens to us, Marie. That's why. I'm scared of Damien. Really? No. She seems so naive. No, she's sweet. No, she's sweet.

She's great. She's nice. Okay, so you got a bunch of shows coming up. What is next for you? What is next for me? We only got a couple years. Years. A couple months left of the year.

Uh-huh. Well, like mid to end September, I'm putting out a podcast with Crunchyroll that is about anime. Crunchyroll. That made me feel like I need to get some sushi. Yeah. Yeah. It's an anime streaming service. But, yeah.

Okay. Excuse me, humble brig. Yeah, boo. Which is perfect because now you're just, like, promoting it. Now I'm just promoting it. This was, like, the move. That's what it was. We didn't even know that.

Had no idea. Wow, look how we do this podcast. But also, what kind of music are you listening to? What kind of music do you like? What kind of music? Frank Ocean. Frank Ocean, almost exclusively. Yeah, okay.

Earth Gang is my favorite group right now. Earth Gang? Earth Gang, just all of Dreamville. I saw Gorillaz recently. Oh, really? do they come out on stage or is it just the cartoon they came out on stage

they didn't even really do the cartoon thing what I don't want to see the real people I want to see the cartoon I mean they they like kind of

brought them out it was like right you know I love the cartoons yeah they're anime right

they are arguably they like they debuted on Toonami which is an anime block yeah Cartoon Network

yeah oh yeah their videos are fun remember when music videos were fun yeah I feel like some people

are doing some fun ones DaBaby really I have never I also don't really watch music videos no more but yeah what's video of his

is fun Suge I think I don't know if Suge has a video yet but like his like that's why he kind of popped off

his videos are fun it's real funny good I'm here for it yeah I'm here for a good video Earthgang puts out good videos

Birdgang Earthgang oh Earthgang yeah I was like what I was like Birdgang Birdgang I was like yeah yeah I love him

Birdman Well, I'm going to put that on a Spotify. Check it out and see how it is. We're going to get a little playlist together because people keep asking for it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it on there.

Okay. I love Lianne La Havas. Y'all know Lianne La Havas? No. She's one of my favorite people. Lianne La Havas. Sing a little bit. What's her main song?

Yeah, let's hear it. Her biggest hit. Unstoppable is a good one. Andrew, do you know this song? I know. Lianne La Vidas. I've never heard of it. Lianne La Havas.

Lianne La Havas. One of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life also. Really? Let me look. Let me see. Wait, what? How do you spell Lianne La Havas?

Yeah. L-I-A-N-N. L-I-A-N-N? Oh, you think about her. Oh, I got it. I think about her frequently. Yeah. Lianne La Havas.

Let me see. Okay. Mm-hmm. All right. She cute. Look at the images. Also not really who I thought. Okay.

Wait, let me see. Not what I expected. Hold on. Okay. You getting me? No, she's cute. She's giving like yaya from Top Model vibes. I'm trying to marry her.

Yeah, yeah, DaCosta. She's cute, yes. She's very cute. I met a personal trainer from London. Yeah. She came to my show. Kind of looks a little bit like this. When?

I met her on whatever day I had a show. She was there, and she was like, you were really funny. She's English. And she knew, like, we went and got food. That was comped. Wait, what? Marie you didn't tell us about this story

it just happened yeah it just happened anyway is she attracted to you no oh because she

said we went to we went to Fig and Olive cause she was like oh I hooked up with the manager here and I was like I said well sis

let's go get something to eat and we went and she was like well I don't know if he's gonna be there and he was I need to start working at restaurants

and wow Marie and then he was like he was like what are you guys doing eating drinking he's like I'm gonna send You got some shots? And I was like, okay.

And then he was like, y'all eating? And she was like, hmm. And I was like, I could eat. And he was like, I'll send some small bites. I could be hungry. Yeah. And then he was like, y'all doing cocktails? And I was like, hmm, I probably got to go.

Wow. She put down that good cat that he's still like sending shit? He was sending all his stuff. He kept coming over. Or he knew he put down trash deck. Right. Nah. It could also be that.

Because she said she, I think they were both drunk. Or she was blackout. No. So she don't even remember. He's trying to get a second chance. Yeah. She put that on. this is on the house pussy

this on the house that comp cooch I'm gonna pull her up so you can see what I'm talking about but yeah she's cool we friends now let me find her first let me find my new friend

shout out to her she's only here for like three months though oh fuck so you gotta get in quick great timing it's still summer I also don't see her photo Alright well I'll find it Okay and then you'll just send it to us

And then we'll post it on There she is No I'm not going to post her photo I'll post Leona La Javas I mean she doesn't look like her but that was who she reminded me of He still likes it I gotta go Hatashi Magic 1 porn

Oh she's cute Yeah and she was cool And then after she was like what are you doing I was like I'm going to take an Uber into Brooklyn And then jump on the train and she was like I got it. She's got just expense it on my work card. And I was like,

does she want you? I said, sis, we go. That's my type. Well, she hasn't seen my, my head yet.

So you should totally hook up. Yes. She's taking care of you. Yeah. She is a great girlfriend thus far. Yeah. She's not better than me, but what else?

I don't know. Sis, you never got me. That's my type. I mean, I mean, we, I don't know.

You're Doye? Yes. Tell people listening where they can catch you. Tell people what your social needs is and where you post all this Crunchyroll stuff. Follow him and slide in his DMs and leave him great messages. Listen to his podcast. Yeah. Listen to Dark Tank.

I'm at Dark Tank Pod. I'm at Professor Doye on everything. I got stuff coming out with Crunchyroll. I do YouTube stuff. They paying you good money. You didn't hit it like about five, six times. Crunchy Roll Crunchy Roll

and I'll be on Crunchy Roll and I've been Crunchy Roll at the Crunchy Roll and I'll be at Crunchy Roll Expo he said I'm eating Crunchy Rolls at the Crunchy Roll

Crunchy Roll Expo if you're in San Jose I'll be at Crunchy Roll Expo August 30th through September 1st what? okay

August Expo your boy's doing conventions you're rich so you should treat us to lunch soon I'll buy you lunch we want sushi yeah

let's go to sushi we want sushi we want some sashimi sashimi sashimi and then Sydney nah we both have

we both have appointments shut up Marie Sydney's going to the gynecologist and I'm you know I gotta show my bald head to somebody

so anyway ye do ye we gon' do it again this is great it's so fun this was a good one we had a good time

there were some ups there were some downs some people got wet Andrew some people got dry you're doing Marie oh we had different

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