MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert" with Ego Nwodim

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast----FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever. Dog. Alright. Hello. Hi. Hey girl. Hi baby. Hey sweetie. Oh my god. It's so good to see you bitch. Uh uh. Did we not FaceTime yesterday?

Um, you know Marie, I don't know if you have realized, but you are one of the highlights of many of my days. So, whenever I see you, I'm just ecstatic. Whenever you start talking like this, I feel like you about to ask me for some money. Every time.

I'm like, oh, she need a loan or something. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just, I watched your video on Instagram yesterday, and it just brought me so much joy. I laughed. You know, I think that I'm going to do one of those a week. A little weekly affirmation video for the girls. The girls need it.

Yeah, yeah. And then you see I do a little Sagittarius shade in there. We love. But only for the men. I mean, you did what needed to be done, okay? You could have threw Taurus in there, too. I would have really, really blessed you for that. Well, a Taurus man has never wronged me.

So, as far as I know, like, I wasn't worried about the signs back then. And technically still am not. But if a dude tells me he's a Sagittarius or his birthday is in December, I'm going to walk the other way. Well, a man never wronged me. a tourist man never walked me just my mom so my mom is a tourist and i i just wanted i needed that shout out for myself but into who um marie you have been doing it glowing living i mean i remember just a week and a half ago we were we were complaining and now you are really you see how

things change yeah girl you know i'm saying yes to dates um i went on a date last night uh the guy was late and dressed terribly um i have a date tonight um i went on a date this weekend i'm just you know i was on a date the other day and this man asked me for my number and i gave it to him while i was on the date so yeah yeah yeah girl i'm just out here trying uh trying to get lifetime movie channeled um but also you know wear these new outfits and and come up with stories for you in the pod yeah it's it's really important that you do this the groundwork for us um you're out here i i definitely was on instagram um not only capping for you but many of the women who were having issues with it with the dates and i said we have eight weeks and literally a weekend you are

you changed the game you changed the game yeah yeah i mean i read something yesterday that this girl posted and she was like for some reason like a lot of women are afraid to make the first move because they think that that means like it reflects negatively on them that they had to make the first move but sometimes the first move is just like walking up to a dude and starting a conversation or smiling in somebody's direction and then you let them lead the rest um but she had this whole thing on her instagram stories about how yeah sometimes you get rejected but and i was like oh she was like but it's a numbers game right like you you know a lot of these men are basically children so they're like oh i didn't know you liked me oh i didn't you know but but us

too us too we have to the only reason why rejection is so hard for us because we don't put ourselves out there enough to be rejected and so I think uh if you hear no more often then it doesn't affect you as much you know what I mean like we do auditions all the time we we go up for things all the time and we don't get it and it's like okay cool like if anything I go into it like I might not get this but whatever you know so that's the same way we got to take it with dating It's just like, you know, anybody who said no, it legit is their loss. The no's make you strong, sis. It does.

And so. And for too long, I guess we were very comfortable not being strong. Yeah. And, you know, part of me is still cool with kind of waiting around. But, you know, if you wait around, you get what you get and you can't get upset. Right. Yeah. If you if you go to a buffet and you're waiting for somebody to serve you, honey, you're going

be waiting at that at the beginning of the buffet forever because nobody is serving you you gotta get you gotta take yourself and you gotta go there and you gotta try that rice that looks a little little random oh my god damn hold on shit sorry um you gotta send you get a phone call you gotta try the mystery meat you gotta try the mystery meat sometimes wow that was Aesop's fables written by Sidney Washington. If you go to the buffet and you wait for someone to serve you, you're going to be there for the whole shift.

Wow, that's the title of the episode. Thank you! Wow, lengthy. Sidney, yeah, I see you also very busy. You were in San Francisco living your best life. I did. Being a professional comedian for the rest of the summer, I feel like.

I want to thank everybody from the pod who came. Like, they were so happy and just beautiful. I mean, moisturized, edges all there. And they brought people, and the people were like, I don't know this bitch, but my friend told me that I needed to see you. And so I want to thank everybody who came. And everybody asked about you and Andrew, and they were like, we hope that y'all come back or come as well.

So just wanted to let you know that y'all were missed and loved and asked about because i i had people ask me questions at the end and uh one person was like how is marie in real life and i was like what excuse me what does that question mean in real in real life they're like you're a character on the pod so they want to know the real you and i was like i'm not gonna out my friend i was like the real marie is gay no i'm kidding she's actually a lesbian whoops happy pride yay yay yay um but yeah good times glad um hope that we can do a live show very soon marie if this uh delta variant doesn't come through and ruin everything it's already doing that but yeah yeah soon as soon as outside is like open open open

then yeah we'll we'll absolutely be back in these streets performing for you guys thank you 100 all right should we should we get into it this uh this fabulous guest that we have today i don't even know if they're ready for this episode they're not it's well moisturized it's it's hydrated it's it's clear skin yes good teeth yes uh straight teeth all teeth straight teeth all teeth straight teeth all teeth thank you sydney um it's i think we're gonna have a good time yeah uh she is one of the stars of saturday night live honey i mean we love her we adore her i have a crush on her um and she is our classy bougie ratchet expert yeah give it up for ego wudon

you get so stressed what happens is i do i do i get stressed out and then you don't say it right it happens to the best it happens to the best okay she tried to she tried to say it real fast i'm like what she about to say what she about to say i know how this usually goes i had hope though sydney i had hope but thank you for no no no but thank you for the very kind warm welcome you gassed me right on up i'm feeling like i feel good i'm happy to be here yes we want you to feel good we want you to feel so good that you say things that you didn't plan on saying that's this is what we want you to do okay see disarm me okay i'm talking to the i'm talking to the press i'm talking to the press it turns out yeah okay this is a safe space let's

call it the black babysitters club this is yes you and sydney both sitting on the floor in front yes couch like yes it's casual yeah i'm not wearing i'm not wearing pants it's comfortable it goes like lolol you're like lolol she's like sis i signed contracts i can't i'm not saying everything got it well you know yeah some things don't belong on the the on the internet for the public but i'm going to be as open as i can be while still protecting the checks yes yeah Mm, mm, protected checks. And that's where the class comes in because I need to work on that, Ego. Like, how do you hold your tongue in many situations?

You know, I didn't used to hold my tongue when I was younger. I'm from Baltimore. We don't hold our tongues there. But I learned it. I mastered it. I don't know if I've mastered it because every once in a while, the Baltimore will jump right on out. She's still in there.

um but I feel like half the time I'm like this isn't worth this isn't worth getting into it with someone about or if it were personal business I'm like there's so many people in the world on the internet listening to this podcast they don't all need to know my business everybody don't need to know my business business so I just think about how many people I don't know that are listening to this or people i do know that are listening and people you know are definitely but that's how i feel now when i post things in my insta stories i used to know most of the people who watched my story right and now when i look at who's watching i'm like oh i know six of y'all everybody else right is a is a stranger danger right so exactly and it's crazy it's crazy to

see i'm like these faces i don't know you i don't know where you live i don't know nothing about you but i'm not about to give you everything i can't give you everything i don't know you my team my managers i got um i drank a bottle of wine for the first time ever by myself as just like a thing i'd never done i went on a solo trip in january and i got where'd you go where'd you go um so the cat skills like it's actually well close to the cat skills i went to a town called ker honkson ker honkson yeah and i was class class is that class i was scared and that's how you know so i was trying to find this is where the class does come into play airbnbs in upstate new york i feel like a lot of them don't look great it's like why would i leave

my home to go stay here um old textiles the floors look dusty etc etc and the backsplash don't match the back yeah all of that so I I found this one house that was very nice um it's a little house and it was in Kerr Honkson so I'm like and it was available the dates I needed but I really was like I'm about to go to Kerr Honkson what is up there because it's in the name almost you know yeah It sounds like the KKK is right up there. This is our town. We thought about naming it KKK, but we went with Ker-honk-son. So anyway, I went and stayed up there by myself.

Had a bottle of wine on my first night because the host left a bottle as a greeting. And I was like, oh, yes, absolutely. You know what? There's a bathtub. I'm about to take a bath, and I'm going to have a bottle of wine, and I'm going to just turn up by myself. And it really took me out. And my team, it really took me out. I'm not built for that shit.

and my sister-in-law was like you've never had a whole bottle of wine to yourself and I'm like no and I won't be doing it again I think it's insane that many of you have um but my team was like I'm surprised you didn't take to social media and like start posting I was like I don't know these people like no I did not it didn't even occur to me to get on Instagram and start talking to the front facing camera so there's something there there's a part of me that's just like i want to work towards that i want to work have you always been like a private person you know yes i feel like i i used to struggle with vulnerability altogether so it's it's lent itself to me being a private person if i told some people i said something like five years ago

to a friend that i did comedy with i was like i'm a pretty private person and he was like are you because i'd be telling people my business i'd be telling people my business but it has to be an intimate settings like i could have just met you but we're talking i'm like i'm not gonna i don't really have secrets but there's just things i don't want the public to know you don't have secrets i don't i don't know if i could trust somebody who says they don't have i really don't i feel like okay well this is the thing i keep other people's secrets i don't i don't have interesting business like i don't think my business is interesting it's not juicy you don't have interesting business okay because since you are young

and successful and on tv and you've met famous people yeah and you've you've traveled to places and you're saying you don't have well i don't know if it's that interesting if my business is that interesting you understand you know i feel i feel the same way for me well because i'm not one not only am i like sober but i'm a lesbian so it's like i can't be out in the streets like that because we have to anchor on to someone immediately so it's not like i'm pussy popping on a handstand at right at the gay clubs so i feel this exact same way i live vicariously through marie and andrew is tied down now so like we're literally just going to marie for the biz okay okay because marie it sounds like marie based on instagram i'm like marie has lived a life marie is living a life

and i love it but i feel like yours is far richer than mine as far as the wrong word here i was about to correct as far as content as far as content goes well you know what it is is i um i feel like i get bored very easily so i have to do things to keep myself from i don't know sitting on the internet and comparing my life to other people's right so if i'm if i'm not doing things then all i'm doing is feeling bad about people who are doing things right so why not go out and do something interesting why not go on a date with the dude with the bad shoes why why not see I just got open to going on dates for the experience of it like I before I was like these these niggas is trying to waste my time I'm not going they can't

hold a conversation they are absolutely the reality is they are but if it's like people who are like you you can't you can't be jealous of me if I'm happy for you whatever it is that kind of thing where I'm like well you can't really waste my time if I'm like I'm here for a story and experience so i have um i have gotten into i mean i've started dating again i went on one bad date top of 2020 tell us about it yes okay oh boy it wasn't even yeah no it was bad so i'm trying to rank it because i've been on many bad dates actually so this isn't the worst of them did you have to pay did you have to bring out the nbc card or no the last date i my NBC discretionary funds we ate at the cafe at 30 rock no um yeah yeah no no no no so he uh

this one the last date I went on I did have to pay but I knew I was gonna have to pay because as soon as I got in this man's car he was talking about how you have to take out a mortgage to date a certain type of woman and he was talking about how he didn't have work lined up for the next month or so i said oh i'm about to i said as soon as you got in his honda accord damn well this was in italy um oh and so so my friend this was in its it was an italian man it was an italian man but this isn't the worst it this is top of 2020 i went on this bad date that i was my pussy had been on hiatus for involuntary on purpose it was a decision for some time um because again my time had been wasted and i needed to reassess evaluate the decisions i was making and how i was getting

in these entanglements with these types of men so entanglements entanglements indeed nothing too messy honestly like truly not interesting just like basic dudes doing dude shit um and so anyway i'm in new york i'm like it's time it's time for me to start dating i went out with this dude was at the beginning of 2020 or maybe it was the beginning of 2019 i'm trying to remember either way girl yeah okay time doesn't matter so he's he seemed fine on the app we're exchanging he doesn't know what i do for work at this time which is fantastic it's none of his business none of his business and uh i was like oh he's able to carry a conversation because i've been on dates with dudes who don't know how to necessarily carry a conversation i'm like okay he's asking

questions he's engaging he's good at texting i don't like texting to be really clear here like I actually I might respond to one text message but when we start doing follow-ups and how are you and how have things been you're you're not going to get a response from me we need to go ahead and pick up the phone and voice voice memo can I hit you with a voice memo what's tough about the voice memo is that um after 30 seconds my phone does go dark I have to start the memo over again if it's more than 30 seconds and then I'm pissed and now I'm annoyed in this your your phone goes dark even if you're using it like literally I'm listening to a voice memo and I like put my phone down to be like great i'm gonna listen to your voice memo and do my thing the phone the

screen goes dark it's it locks it locks and then i have to start your voicemail so i have to keep either you you know you can change it to but i'm not i don't i don't want to i don't want to do that yeah i i'm very well aware but i'm like people don't need to be sending me voice notes they don't need to be sending me text messages if you want to talk to me call me or facetime me i'm All for a phone call All for a FaceTime I was born in the wrong Decade or something

Okay well put the Put the phone number In the chat We'll definitely Follow up I have a few phone numbers I'm gonna give y'all The burner

We will follow up We will follow up I'm gonna give y'all The burner I'm gonna give y'all The burner I got a couple phone numbers So

Some of these shits Come through green But be informed I do have an iPhone So if my texts With you are green If they're green Just know you have

The burner Okay Not on the main phone the main line you're not on the main line the side the side chick uh phone got it uh-huh absolutely so he shows up to the date so I also was trying not to drink at the time not because I had any sort of issue with alcohol but I was like trying to I was like I don't even love drinking I didn't start doing it until like actually like turning up until fairly late um and so I'm like I don't know if I even want to drink so it's January I'm like I think I'm cool on that so I decided we

agreed to go on a date and then I'm like shit I forgot to tell him he was like let's get drinks but it's like the day before and I'm like fuck I forgot to tell him I'm January I'm not really drinking um and I was certainly not going to break it for him like it was sort of flexible like if something came up I might but I was like this I'm not breaking it for this so I show up I'm gonna have a water it's a dive bar but I like nice shit so you've already sort of lost me um and so we're at a dive bar in a basement somewhere and like yeah floors are sticky the floors are sticky you knew it marie you just know it and so i'm cool listen i do i like nice shit but i'm cool and like if i'm going with my friends we could pop into a dive bar um if this is if we've been together

from some time like yeah let's go to a dive bar but on the first one yeah that's that's a little that's a little sus so he but ego you have to wait you have to remember that now people are doing pre-dates so they check you out and they go somewhere real low-key and then if it goes well then they take you to the first date first date but okay but i need these men to like that i don't like that shit either go ahead who's doing that a lot a lot of people i have a friend who is very much like the first date with a someone on the app he calls um an first encounter he doesn't even count it as a date he goes it's the first encounter we'll get a coffee or a drink and then go and then go from there as far as like we'll decide if we see each other again and then that's

formally a date i don't have time for all that like i don't have time let's do this the right way i'm gonna show up i'm gonna pull up i'm gonna be a bad bitch i'm gonna know how to have a conversation i will charm you etc don't don't do that yeah come correct yeah but also yeah don't invite me somewhere don't invite me somewhere nasty you should want to impress me yes when i leave my house yes i mean yes so i i um did you did you pull up in uh lululemon pants what was you wearing no i wore so i didn't because i didn't know what kind i was wearing a black turtleneck and some high-waisted jeans i live in high-waisted jeans um you know you have to and and black booties black heeled booties okay okay standard and i walk up to this into this basement sticky

crazy lights i'm like this is insane but i see him and he's wiping his nose with the back of his hand and like he stands up and i was like this nigga's sick so he's sick he had covid it was 2020 it was i think it is january 2020 because i'm like piecing it together i'm like i think it was january 2020 i think i was also trying to cut somebody off in january 2020 so i'm like trying to remember the timeline here anyway he's like wiping his nose and and and but he sees me and he's doing it he like gets up hand hand to to his nose back of his hand to his nose he gets up the posture is simply not there and i'm i'm very attracted to posture and good posture um and it just simply wasn't there shoulders were a little too hunched for your girl

and um he oh no um i'm trying to i'm trying to be you're trying to be nice i'm trying to be nice you see me trying to be like uh-huh i'm trying to protect i really am i'm like so how do i put this he's not dressed like what i feel like is an adult man that's what i'll say he had on he had on an elastic waistband he had a windbreaker on he had a windbreaker no it was even that would have been cooler it was like i feel like he did his best but i could tell he's not about to like invest in fashion he didn't he didn't understand aesthetics like that's let's put it that way right he's not going to kiss no he absolutely not and look you don't need to go to kids okay all right You could go wherever and sort it out for yourself.

You could sort it out for yourself. You could find a bargain and still look nice. I'm all, that's, I'm fine with that. But he's wiping his nose as I'm approaching. But he sees me. This isn't on some like, oh, he didn't realize I'm there. He's like, gets up, wiping his nose. And we hug.

And the hug is limp. And that's also a pet peeve of mine. An absolute pet peeve of mine. Do not hug me if the hug's going to be limp. Don't shake my hand if the hand's going to be limp. also don't shake my hand because we're in a pandemic but honestly that hug i go oh god and so i knew at this moment i knew at this moment this is not gonna be it i'm drinking water tonight he gets a drink and it's like even if it weren't like it was like sugary drinks i'm like i wouldn't

even do this i'm a tequila soda oh what do you get what do you get he got a sex on the beach i don't know it was something you know it was it was sweet he got a malibu it looked like juice a slippery nipple just straight juice it was some type of red juice and um punch fruit punch i don't know so then he's like do you want food but the it's a diet bar the food menu is like we got chicken skewers shrimp skewers we got i'm like and i'm like no in peanuts and i'm like no i'm i'm good and so we are talking but he's having a hard time he's not making eye contact with me he's giving me like head down like you're beautiful though thank you and i do feel in retrospect like he was intimidated but it's yes i didn't even give you a full beat today sir

i came with just we didn't even do eyeliner today sir we did no makeup it was no makeup makeup and i'm like if you're intimidated by this wait till i put the lashes on like this is not you there's no reason for you to be intimidated right now i'm making eye contact he is not making eye contact Like, that's deeply unattractive to me, deeply, deeply in my soul. That's giving me you have no confidence, be it in this situation or period. I don't know. But in this, I'm going to need you to have confidence with me. And so talking to him was also like pulling teeth.

So I do know it was a January. Which January, we don't know. But I said it got to the point where, and I don't like small talk, it got to the point where I was like, so do you have any New Year's resolutions? I don't give a damn about that. I don't care about New Year's and that's a bad look because those aren't the kinds of conversations I'm trying to have on a first date and really any conversation like what are your New Year's resolutions I don't care um and he's like I don't really do all that I don't and I'm like okay well

well maybe you should sir and he's like I try to just get everything done during the year but I'm committed to like finding a topic that he will will talk about because I don't want to make him feel bad because within minutes so sudi green gave me great advice after this date when i was recounting this story months later she goes you don't know him anything 30 minutes in like you knew before 30 minutes in i mean when i walked up i knew it wasn't it but she's like you could have just left she's like you could have left but i felt so bad because i can tell this person's lacking confidence so then i'm trying to like make them feel better about themselves and not like oh yeah if the date

is 30 minutes you know damn well she's not into you you're gonna feel rejected so i'm like i don't want him to feel like that but he is really giving he's giving me a hard time so I um I find a topic that he that gets him talking some but so we started talking about hip-hop and then he's like oh yeah I make beats sometimes and yeah and so I don't want him to listen to this because at the time he didn't know who I was which I like which I liked and I think he tried to ask but he didn't know he was like oh you do comedy like where do you work i said midtown and then he's like oh and so he's like yeah just like write comedy and like performance sometimes but anyway so the date ends when we wait question waste question is he beige

well and by beige you mean caucasian yes okay so you're giving you're saying a drake you're a Drake-adjacent man. We're going to go ahead and say Ben Affleck. Okay. But not as attractive. Okay. And so he's on hip-hop. He's talking about hip-hop, and he's, I think, delighted that I can hang.

I could feel that he's, I feel for him. I think, like, this is something he's passionate about, but I think he also had the, like, preconceived notion that, like, I don't know, girls aren't probably into that stuff. so i was able to he just truly this man i cannot so i we figure that out but while we're talking we get to talking about um joe budden's podcast and i was like oh i've been to last lap a bunch of times whatever and he and i was like i didn't know until a friend came to visit me in town that they talk about it on joe budden's podcast and he says to me yeah another place they talk about

on his podcast is catch steak and so i'm sitting here like i'm fucking hungry i look good tonight night I put on I put on the makeup again uh no makeup makeup and so I'm listening to him and I'm like that's what I'm gonna do I'm leaving you and I'm gonna go to catch steak by myself or a table for one and so we I basically ran away from him at the end of the date at the end of the date I'm like okay let's let's close out whatever and then we're leaving he's like we should um grab Greek food sometime because I said I like Greek food and I'm like yeah yeah yeah um I was like yeah hit me up on the app now you know after a first date if the girl is like hit me on the app hit me on the app i won't even give you my contact you know it's bad so i see a cab i hail it quickly

like i am in the street like yeah hit me up on the app um and then running away running away from him and then i tell the uh the the driver to take me to catch steak and i and if he wants to join you he can the driver yeah no he couldn't no he could not i was i was done babysitting niggas for the night so oh wow cut to you and this man with the bad outfit is also shows up now ego do you think that is bougie like not being able to be at a dive bar wanting to Like, be at a nice restaurant wanting the guy to dress up. Like, I didn't even need him to dress up. Just dress like you.

Like, he could have been in. Just dress better. Yes. He could have literally been in jeans and a t-shirt, but, like, just dress better. Like, you didn't. But it's where he's at in his life, and it also let me know that I'm like, that's where you are in your life, and we just kind of, we move differently. And so there isn't a connection in that regard at all, because I'm like, oh, I would have

tried to impress. i also wouldn't have like made this woman carry the entire conversation i also would have made eye contact you know i i you know she is trying here she is pulling teeth so the date ended up being two hours because i was like no we're gonna get you to talk now that's you that's too much that's on you it's too much i did too much i went too hard drinking water with two for two hours two hours two two hours doing all the work and i was like absolutely not and that made me put my pussy on hiatus all over again i will not be i said this is what's out here i will not be out with these nasty out here it's nasty well that's ratchet

that's ratchet being on a two-hour date no that is well that's listen j cole has a line that is uh my girl bougie still do ratchet shit and that's me that's actually me i am bougie but i still do ratchet shit and i and i enjoy ratchet shit from time to time listen this let me tell you let me let me give you an out okay the next time you go on a date like this okay so i was on a date last night and it was similar he showed up he had on like nike shiny sweatpants yellow socks the t-shirt had a lion on it oh okay and they had like a like a black like an over shirt blouse thing um i scheduled my uber to pick me up girl wait wait explain you explain okay so when you order an uber okay you can schedule it but you can schedule it for like it what time it was 11 o'clock

i scheduled my uber for 11 40 between 11 45 midnight marie wait upon arrival when you saw him or like before no i got there i got there a little after 10 he got there maybe like 10 15 um which is a turnoff for marie because he got there late he got there later he got that we don't like that shit we don't like that i don't like that well i'm i'm queen of not being on time sure but like how did i beat you here yeah that's exactly right but it was fine it was like a nice day I'm on a rooftop it's fine he he was online for a while at the bar getting me a glass of rosé um so the date was you know after that first hour actually when I met him I was like uh-uh when when I'm as soon as I said when you see him you could tell

you could say what you know yeah you know you know uh-huh absolutely and and then the conversation was very much me asking him questions and and it and it was because he texted me when i got home and said i'm sorry i'm sorry for like if i wasn't on my whatever he said and i said what do you mean and he said i didn't really ask you any questions he said that so he knew there was no he knew so he knew that's also ratchet yeah he knew yeah but anyway if you schedule your car then you have an out because he was like oh do you want to take a walk or go somewhere else i said oh my car is coming in 11 minutes i marie text me i well i text marianne i said hey how's the date and she had this uh gif or emoji where the person is like yawning you know she's like i'm gort

and i said i said tell him that you had a candle at home and it's still on and you gotta you gotta get to it no no that seems like an invite back honestly no no no i my actually my house is on fire so i have to go this is my end i can help her i'm gonna no no no yeah that's too much no that's too much schedule next time schedule the car yeah soon as soon as you see them soon as you feel it as soon as you realize yeah absolutely because it's gonna save me money yeah the only reason i didn't take it when i scheduled it because it was gonna be like 50 but when i scheduled it it was 26 so I saved myself money and you know I was like what am I gonna do if I'm sitting at home right now anyway I'm gonna be in the house wasting time at least I'm getting

some fresh air right and I I was already out when we went on the date so it's okay I'm glad that I didn't go on the date today so Marie I like what you do it seems like you are like living your life and a date is sort of like an errand as opposed to like I have this date tonight I really do like that approach where it's like one of the things on the to-do list today we're not going above and beyond I'll pop over to this date see what he's talking about and pop out okay it's like I'm already dressed and I already had on a date wig so I said let's let's go let's see what this looks like and then if it doesn't work it doesn't work but if it does then then I have a nice night yeah yeah that's wise that's wisdom I appreciate and I wish I had known before I'd gone out with this

young man whose name i cannot remember no no no it's okay it's okay it's fine we don't need to know names here yeah his name is do not call do not call he knows he knows but i wanted to know are you like because you're such a classy bougie gal like are you looking for love are you are you open to having more fun well um i mean you're a woman of prestige you're on tv so you can't just be doing anything but I'm saying like be out here like that that's absolutely true and I I wish part of me is like that sucks a little bit but you know yeah I'm I'd ideally end up in a relationship but it really has to make sense for me to commit to you I mean it's really got to make sense it's got to feel right it's got to feel like I can't not be with this person

as opposed to like I can't not be with this yeah yeah as opposed to like I just need a warm body next to me I don't do that um as opposed to I'm so used to people being around I'm very independent so I'd like to be in a relationship but I'm also simply not gonna force it so yeah well that's the that's the right way to do relationships if you force it it usually doesn't work right but you also just got back from a cute little Italian trip and you know they say Italian men love black women so you know what what happened over there sis a little machiavelli or something out there you know i i did meet an italian man um but we're not in communication any longer you ain't got whatsapp whatsapp your whatsapp is down yeah i killed him um but no uh the mob got

him no you know um he he was a lot he was a lot and it wasn't correct but i also i didn't want to be in touch i actually met him and was like i'm i said to him on the date i don't care if we ever talk again and then i realized like oh that's pretty early on because i'm like i don't live here i live in a different country with a six hour time difference sometimes i'm in a city that has a nine hour time difference to you so i'm like what are we why would we even pretend that we're gonna like keep in touch in any meaningful way and he said you don't care if we talk again And I said, oh, because I know that bruises men's ego. So I dialed it back.

I was like, oh, you know, I was just being guarded. I was being guarded. Classy. I got to protect myself. Yeah, yeah. So I dialed it back a little bit. And we sorted ourselves out. And I enjoyed my time.

I did pay for my meal. I don't know if I enjoyed my time. I wanted to have an experience. I wanted to go on a date in Italy. I did. i was on a mission and i so i jump on the back of his vespa yeah like i was on with the with the long piece of bread sticking out the bag the baguettes i wish i wish life was still a movie um i wish but no it's simply not and i i thought about getting on tinder because i was like oh i

probably have my full anonymity in italy but then i'm like that seems yeah that feels too risky as a woman by myself um i was by myself when i thought about getting on tinder i was i had like three nights on my own in a gorgeous hotel um but i was like i don't feel comfortable um having someone come over here i don't want to and the language barrier that people i feel like it was challenging communicating sometimes so um i was like that doesn't feel right to me so i was on raya raya doesn't let you choose location but it does it sort of adapts to where you physically are and so it started showing me men in italy's men throughout europe and so i matched with a young man who was in a city that i was going to be going to in like four to five days and i

initiated the conversation because i had a mission in mind and so i got it i got us all squared away and set up for um a meetup once i got to his city um but i normally wouldn't like this i knew i wasn't gonna like him like made me initiate and then even was like i said like show me tell me what stuff to do when I'm in your city and he's like okay I'll tell you what stuff and then like the next day was like you know I'd say I'd show you myself actually if you weren't with your friends and I'm like I never said I was I've never told you I was with friends in fact as I'm messaging you right now I am alone but I can leave I'm gonna be with a friend I can leave my friend and he still didn't say okay well then I'd love to show you right it was very like the timidity

of it all but they be missing it it may be missing it and and for me as as a woman who people do get intimidated by there it's like it's hot one when anybody male woman female whatever when people know what they want and they say what they mean and they mean what they say that's attractive across the board that's what y'all say that's what y'all say no no that's what y'all say and then when and then when a bitch does it you're like oh hold on you know i'm actually i'm just like not in a place like you know i'm not i'm not ready it's just you know who said that no who on this call saying it's not me it's not me listen if it's someone i'm not interested i used to reward people for being assertive enough for like to ask me out i would be like i would never

make that person feel stupid because i'm like i applaud you please continue doing this i want to give you some positive reinforcement even if it's not going to be me even if i'm not going to do this like i want you to know that this is the correct thing and i enjoy i enjoy it a lot of people appreciate it do not grow timid so i i did not like the way he i didn't like the way he was approaching the whole thing but i had a mission in mind you see so i was i mean i again initiated the conversation i ultimately was like no i can leave my friend and even then he didn't you know ask properly formally in any way to take me out and then just very casual about it in the unattractive way because i'm like if it is cat like even if it is just going to be a little

italian i'm in town for two days fling i'm like be sexy about it still this is not sexy this doesn't turn me on the way you're approaching this but you know what but you know what makes it even less sexy is we know that those men do exist those men are out there and they're like You know, Bella, you know, I'm downstairs of the hotel with the, with the, like the Yeah, those guys, listen, those guys are out there and they are immediately, they're going to get you a dress. And then all of a sudden they're like, we do an anal. These guys, they're going to be aggressive and then they're going to expect a lot.

I would like to enjoy the experience up until the anal. I would like to enjoy the experience up until he's trying to get me to do anal. I want to buy me a dress. i wish life was still a movie and he bought a dress and said i'm get on the back of my vespa this is what my friend my friend who was in spain for a month told me she was like if you're going you're going to europe get dressed put on like a long flowy thing or something right something that you feel cute in and then just like walk to the square or what like walk to the center of the city or town or the river or whatever

and the people who you looking for will find you. You know what I mean? Those people who are going to make that move are going to offer to, you know, put you on the back of a Vespa and give you a tour of the city. Yes. That's the European vacation that we

aspire to have. You know who did that? I think Natalie Holloway. She did the same thing. She went to the square. She was on a school trip. No, Natalie Holloway was on a school trip, left her friends. But let me tell you what, um i i really when i was in that hotel room on my own on my own with this giant bed it was a beautiful setting i thought oh someone should come over here but i was like yeah i did think

about natalie i said i'm not about to be natalie i'm like i'm by myself in the middle of nowhere i'm having a hard time communicating with everybody i'm like this is no no no no i'm not gonna get the italian killer so i didn't know so i stuck to raya i would have been fine with in person but even but natalie did meet someone in person i think about her anytime i go on a trip and i start feeling that yeah every time i go on a trip i say hashtag no holloway and i've been saying it literally since she went missing the first time um we don't want we obviously we don't want uh you know no holloway but it's also like i mean i don't i don't want to live my life in fear all the time sure and i and i want to have these experiences where i look back and be like damn i

could have died but here i am alive you know so um i'm hearing all this you know apprehensive energy i'm like when are you ratchet when are you just letting this is the thing the tendrils down i let the man tendrils yeah it's got it's got to feel right i got it's got to feel right it's a spiritual thing for me when the ratchet oh lord have mercy it's a spiritual it's a spiritual thing so it's after church no no no I didn't go to church you got you go off energies or something I just was like we were we were exchanging on Raya I was like this man is obsessed in a in a very cute endearing way with his little brother he has one brother that his brother is truly a child like a seven-year-old and I and I'm like he's harmless so I gotten he picked me up from

my hotel he picked me up and we went on a date so like people were like was the brother in the car the brother wasn't in the car the brother has a dad so um this he's the brother has a dad um but they spend they spend weekends together i think so he picked me up in the car that's risky that's risky to get in the car in a foreign country with a man i don't know but i i caught the vibes first caught the vibes i feel like on tinder you're you're maybe not gonna catch the vibes i think tinder is like i don't know i haven't been on tinder since like 2014 but i'm pretty sure now it is purely like it's basically a prostitution a prostitution app right without pay maybe with yeah i have friends yeah i have friends who are still on on tinder who are um

who are enjoying themselves but they have yeah let's just say that uh because it's not my business to share no no no hey we are here we're here for you for me for me but i let i let the tendril I let the tendrils down I let the tendrils down but I need to feel it out and it is a spiritual thing where I catch the vibes and I say

who is this person what do I am I getting killer energy or am I getting regular old regular person but I feel like I feel like

even the way that you talk is very like and then after that I want to hear a little bit of mess it's just a crumb of mess maybe somebody warned you

that you it's not necessarily something that is going to make you look bad but like a time that you had to cut somebody off a time you had to put your foot down a time that maybe you had to step outside yourself yeah and say actually this is not this will not stand yeah

you know yeah i mean this is this guys you'd have you if anybody who knows me in real life spends actual time with me knows that the baltimore does jump out um i try to keep her contained i really do because i used to be cussing everybody out and i don't want to be that anymore so that's what you're catching what were you cussing people out about back in the day oh i mean you're like 17 18 19 20 you're just cussing everybody oh right right right yeah every little motherfucking thing but um i you know as an adult in la i tell i've told this story before but this is the most shameful the most shameful i've done thing i've done oh we love oh yeah but we have no shame here i was i was riding on freaking vine in los angeles trying to turn right onto franklin

and um this woman didn't move at the green light it's rush hour traffic i lightly tap my horn so as to alert her that hey the light's green we've been you've been chilling for yeah that i guess upsets this white woman and um so then she pulls up next to me it's a hot day our windows are down she pulls up next to me said something racist but i just it wasn't it wasn't the n-word she didn't called me a hard r and word but she did she just it was a little too buck for my taste and so I had time that day and so I mean you didn't have time to wait for her to make that turn no I didn't but baby we're in rush hour traffic you holding all of us up this is insane you do need to go ahead and go through the light so I had time I was I had an hour and a half to kill

actually because i wasn't so you weren't in a rush at all but i tell you but when i tell you that's that's yes take that yes listen to what you're saying i wasn't in a rush so it wasn't an aggressive horn tap it was literally like a hey hey neighbor the light's green i i'm not in a rush but i was like hey you've been sitting here the light's green we are in rush hour i'm not pressed but the light is green and you have not moved for some time i don't know what you're doing but i don't care it's not even that deep so i was like hey light's green that's normal she i don't know what she's mad about and she has the wrong one and so she pulls up and says something windows are down she actually has the absolutely wrong one people people have found out i'm the wrong one

um okay i'll tell you the wrong one i like that title not i am not the one i'm not i'm the wrong one and so um she pulls up and she says something but it made me i was it was a little too buck for my taste and so then I'm like well I have time so I'm gonna follow this woman oh and yeah yeah and so I'm like I'm gonna follow this woman because that really just pissed me off and um I pull up to her at a because she's now like trying to because she thought she could say some slick shit and then speed away and I'm like I'm a really good driver also be informed so I'm like oh no and I have time I have an hour and a half to kill actually I was about to go somewhere to just chill for an hour and a half so i'm like cool so i follow her i wave to my improv teacher at one

point while i'm following i'm on the phone too i was like on the phone while i was driving multitasking yes waves see my improv cv they're waving my improv teacher talking to my friend casual catch up i can't remember which friend it was what story they were telling me and i go hold on because now i've pulled up next to her and i say hold on real fast and i want and my window is already down and i spit in her car no cut the camera get the camera dead ass dead ass did you hawk some spit or it was already just what was in your mouth i hawk some spit i hawk some spit at her and i was like and i don't know what i said to her because i do black out and um i don't know what i said to her guys this is why i'm like this i

meditate everyone's like she's so neat and put together but i'm like yes i'm trying to tell you i need to be centered like this because yeah i need to be centered like this this is important to my whole I need to be like this it's good for my spirit teach us your ways I don't even want to be like that I didn't even know the Baltimore was still in me like that and and so I told my friend didn't even know what holds what what happened because I got right back on the phone I was like okay I'm sorry go ahead with your story and then I was like go ahead with your story and so heard the rest of my friend's story but I'm still annoyed about this lady but yeah I did it that's not a proud moment because I remember seeing I don't know what it was I don't know if it was the

housewives of jersey maybe it was theresa judice i've always thought like spitting on someone is just like the trashiest fucking thing you can it's above b it's above ratchet it's above it's it's it's a throwing a drink is classier yeah spitting at somebody i'm surprised and if only i if only i had an alcoholic beverage in my vehicle with me as i was as i was driving like a big even a big like a little soda or something um i don't drink soda but i understand what you're saying i do understand what you're saying as well yeah you don't wait wait i too don't drink you don't drink soda no ego you have to tell me what like what are you putting in your body because you just it's giving me like cleanse you're always on a cleanse no i eat candy have

you seen my instagram sydney i do i eat candy for breakfast you saw me eat a hard boiled egg just now but that was like on a mission i was like on a mission i just worked out which is not something i've been very into but i've tried to change my life because i do eat candy i eat trash but even that is quality trash this is where the like bougie the bougie classy whatever is that i eat trash but it's like good trash what's the good trash what what's the best candy um i like gummies there's this little there's this grocery store like little specialty market by my place where they sell very like like ten dollar swedish fish but they're not regular they're like they're like ten dollars naturally made no girl yeah swedish girl um do you need like a membership

card at this place no you don't need a member you anybody can walk in and get these these swedish fish heidi put me on to them because she she knows i like nice shit but she knows i like candy i like trash i will eat candy for breakfast lunch dinner at by dinner i will need a real meal but no no i'm not i i do think there there is this misconception that i am so so put together it's so classy and you are you i appreciate it i appreciate it i love it i love you went to italy and you went to italy and you only posted food like i said is she on her anthony bourdain shit like let's go that's all i wanted to do that's all like i said when i got to italy before i got there i was like my plan is just to eat food i'm very passionate about food i don't cook a lot of it i like

cooking but i don't cook a lot of food but i really like eating good food i like quality shit that's the thing i like quality shit that's all i like nice shit now i feel like we usually do this at the beginning of the episode but you gotta tell us about your like family background is your mother like a teacher is your sister classy like how are you the way that you are especially from Baltimore what's the family tree given I mean my mom is a doctor but we actually didn't grow up she became a doctor when I was

like nine years old she graduated medical school she went to medical school with four kids she's a single mom so how am I like this I don't fucking know I feel like it's in your DNA like I don't think my mom and I are similar in this regard

like she's a lot more she doesn't skimp on comfort which is interesting but it's but she's not going to spend crazy money on her clothes on a handbag that's not her um but she doesn't skimp on comfort so I did get that we don't pinch we don't penny pinch on comfort even if you don't really have it like but it's not to flex it's for her own experience so I think I got that from her but otherwise I like I think I don't know it's somewhere in my blood but I couldn't tell you where I couldn't tell you where it came from i don't i mean i don't know my sister's not like this my brother's not like this

i mean i just i just watch your instagram and like everything that you post it's just it's like very curated you're not you're not you're not getting on there and just talking shit just have you not seen me and bowen's lives oh no no no i love the you and bowen thing yes we love all that king king king king king but even even when you you and bo and just talking shit is still like distinguished shit you know i love that you think that and that means my mission my work is my work is done i want i want to be a person whose private life stays private like i i this is a decision i made i'm like what kind of what kind of actor do i want to be i'm like i want to be a person whose private life like i'm not gonna if i have a man he's probably not gonna be on my

instagram you're gonna eat the red you're gonna eat the red absolutely yes uh-huh absolutely that's what i'm trying to do yeah like that's i don't pop up married yeah pop up married i don't want hundreds of thousands of people's opinions or uh input or thoughts on or or all being in my business in that way i don't like like we said at the top i don't know these people i'm grateful they enjoy what i do share but i don't know them so but the thing about that is the thing about that is this there are people who will post every single step of a relationship literally that we we know the meeting literally first date it's too much we know she spent the night yeah we know what the dick got a curve yeah we know everything and then we know that he cheated and

had a secret family the whole time like me and it's like now you gotta go and you gotta archive posts you gotta delete them for me that feels like too much it feels like too much work to do all that I'd rather talk about the people that I date through memes and you know like jokes in the live but I don't see a reason why you need to be on my page if there's not a ring on my finger basically that's how I feel I'm like this is I'm dating you our we are still in a dating phase there's no reason for you to be on my page i don't i mean because we could we could break up tomorrow and then right and a great poet um cardi b said uh ain't no ring on my finger you ain't going on my gram yes and even if like i mean offset be disrespecting her with the ring she's

still she's still fine time for him i mean i i agree with all of this i mean uh you know obviously I am I'm currently in a relation and you know I try to I try to keep it as like cute as possible but I'm just like we are just like too beautiful and um I don't think there's enough uh lesbian representation on the gram so I have to do my due diligence here and there just pop a cute photo of us boom you know we nothing crazy you know bam we out here and that's it but I under I understand i understand the girls that's like that's all it is i'm trying to continue booking this work i'm trying to continue to uh have a real life off outside of the internet um i i don't i know we are in the age of the internet but again you know your girl likes phone calls right so i just

i'm not necessarily like my life is on the gram person no one in my family has social media media yeah and so full personality as far as that goes yeah you have to come kick it with me like yeah i'm probably not giving that okay so let's go ahead and drop the addy yeah we not this week okay okay first week of august okay i won't be here i'm gonna be i'm gonna be out of town okay all right and it's true it's true it's true great you're going back to the kkk upstairs no she's she's going back on her european tour i wish i want to go back i want to go back and immediately because now i'm like i know what to do i know where to eat i know what to i know how i'd move differently too but i'll be i want to go to i want to go back to europe i did a eat pray

ho trip um a couple years ago and i want to go back and do a part two of that um where did you go europe for a full month um every country that i went to good paris amsterdam uh switzerland well not i was in switzerland um okay london and um so okay the goal is to go back i want to go to berlin i want to go back to london yeah we got to do the merlin we got to do berlin i feel like if i'm doing italy i want to be with an italian friend um just so they can like you know take me to the spots that i need to go to um and also translate for me yeah we need to be with mateo for sure yeah yeah that's a good call if you could have someone to translate italian for you very very important and very helpful i would say yeah so guys it's a balance it's just a balancing

act little bougie little ratchet sometimes you're getting more bougie you're very uh well-rounded and obviously you know i don't i don't get to like hang out with you enough because you don't be out of here in the streets as much you don't you don't you don't i don't really see you in the dreams but we've been in a pandemic I feel like I moved to New York barely got my footing and it was like and it's a pandemic and so I was ready to be outside truly as this was starting I was like okay I understand I know I'm gonna be at but then the pandemic hit and it kept me in the house and now it's been hard for me to really get out of the house because now I'm like well this is what I do I'm in the house now so I'm trying I'm trying to get out of that but we did get to see you

briefly at bowen's house yes we did that was nice yes that was so brief it was nice i forgot that that happened yes yes that was very nice no it was too brief it was it was like it was it was too brief like that whole i feel like i was there for two seconds and and out but i think we should have a classy bougie ratchet meetup you know just getting some of our classiest bougies bougies and ratchets um together and just have like a like a cute little gathering in my mind it's a dinner yes um you know dinner that none of us are cooking but a dinner yeah yes yes i would love that for us i would it's also like i i'm always looking for an excuse to get dressed cute and and eat good food and be around people who make me laugh so okay so let's make that happen we're gonna do it

when i'm back let's do it everyone's in town okay okay we'll do it let's do it okay and now we this is where we get like you know we're not tests but we give some tips um if say for instance you want to go out on the town you know name like four things that you're going to need or maybe a place that you need to go to um in order for us to have like a good time with you up to your standards but the thing is no see so no no no just answer the question babe uh-uh, Sidney, Sidney, Sidney, no, no, because I know I need these things to have a good time. I could be outside with you guys. I would have a good time. That is not just me saying that to make you feel nice or sound polite. I'm really not as high maintenance, but I'm like, if we're

going to do something, we should do good shit. I like good food. I like cute cocktails. I like warm weather and i like for everyone to be dressed cute if if we're going to the you know some groups have that one friend yeah that's the the fashions is not up to yeah and that friend is the one that's gonna take the picture of everybody ego you're you're having your steak how are you having it what's the temperature i graduated to medium recently i graduated what were you before i was medium well and before that yes that's ratchet friend well done my ass was well done that's the ball more in you yeah right yeah that's definitely the black lady in you because i was talking to my mom today about

steak and she was like because i was like oh i went to this i went on this date the other day they were grilling steak and my mom was like did they cut it up and marinate it and i said that's not how you cook steak I said you it would be too dry did they cut it up and marinate it girl I said they hit it with some salt pepper grilled it whole and then

they sliced it up oh my mom is like cook everything all the way through if I make spaghetti with ground turkey she's like but did you boil the ground turkey before you put it in the pan with it no no no I didn't no I did not

I'm like you don't do that She's the one who had me on well-done steaks. And then I got grown and I was like, okay, medium well. And now I'm like, well. And if it's a good steak, oh, excuse me, now I'm like medium. But if it's a good steak, a good steak medium is wonderful. No, you're right. I'm not going more red than that.

I'm not doing that. I went on a date with this guy. We went to Hibachi and I heard him multiple times tell the dude that the little chef that was making the little volcanoes with the onions i heard him say i want my food well done cook it hard and the guy was listening to him listening and he tried to give it to him and and he was like no no longer and i was like everybody else done got their food already it's embarrassing it's embarrassing this man's shift is done now and you still got him burning this meat and did you see him another time i did i saw him for like a whole year after that

nothing nothing wrong with that marie we've all been there uh yeah yeah yeah we had a good time my last question if you if you have wings right are you using blue cheese or ranch okay i thought you were gonna ask me flats or drums okay but um well you can you can answer both blue cheese or ranch i'm gonna go blue cheese even though i don't like blue cheese but i do like blue cheese sauce okay it's a dipping sauce yes yes okay um flats or drums i'm gonna say drums i don't get i don't understand i don't get the flats i like both and i didn't realize that this was something that people like like really debated about which is flats only for me and it's like but flats are ratchet chicken flats all right i'm gonna say ratchet marie but honestly so many people would

I'm surprised I have anybody in agreement with me right now because I feel like most people tell me flats. It's flats, it's flats, it's flats, and I don't understand that. I don't get it. Flats, I got to break it apart. I got to suck stuff off. The ligaments and shit.

You don't act like you're not sucking stuff off. Don't do that, sister. Hold on. I'm not putting my business out there no more, Marie, so you don't need to be talking about what I'm sucking off. Wait, wait, wait. I have a question before we go, and I can't believe we did not ask this up top.

yeah okay you're in a relationship with somebody or your friends whatever the relationship is a friend relationship a romantic relationship they wrong you in some way how are you extracting your revenge on that person oh you're not gonna like this answer because it's not juicy it's not juicy i don't in an ideal world if you weren't famous like no i don't even do it's not even that i don't do revenge this is the spiritual zen of me i'm not kidding i don't do revenge revenge will find you like that's that'll sort itself out that'll sort itself out it always does and so it's not it's not a juicy answer pulling up you not pulling up i've never been like i'm okay so even when the story's about like a woman popping up at a man's house who's wrong turn slashing his tires

i've never been in it so deep with anybody that i feel the need to like pull up and and and really exact revenge in that way i'm just like i'm cool on you and the revenge is i'm not in your life anymore take care and and the rest will sort itself out i've seen many people crumble when i just fall back but that's so that is the class i suppose but i'm like i ain't about to get time for that i'm not worried about revenge it always works okay okay okay so we're not talking about revenge you're quitting it what's the worst way you've ever quit a job how about that we've all had jobs that we right or the messiest way or the most random way like i've quit job like the way i used to quit my jobs is i would be walking out on a tuesday and i'd be like i'm not coming back

tomorrow and then i just wouldn't come back or i would fake i would fake moving oh i'm moving to canada i can't work here no more my candle's burning at home a candle's burning the house and i can't come back to work ever again man hmm i would think i have to how the messiest way i've had to quit a person i mean this shit's not interest like i don't have i'm when I told you bitches I don't have business I'm like I don't have business you bitches wow really really give it to us Eggo no I'm like I literally don't have business I'm like I even quitting a job I'm like I've never two weeks I've never I'm doing the two weeks but I've also never had a

like this when I was 14 I worked at a retirement home this is so not interesting I was like I'm about to be class president I can't do this job anymore but that was but so I was like today is my last day like class president in ninth grade like that's not gonna keep me from doing the job but that was otherwise I didn't really have too many jobs I hated I've had many a job were you class president I was that was the truth but it wasn't but it wasn't true that it was gonna have any responsibility I wasn't gonna have so much responsibility that I couldn't have my evening part-time occasional job so all right I hear what you're saying yes yes yes the streets are listening we'll we'll we'll reconvene with the mess at a later time i swear to goodness i'm

trying to tell you guys there's really nothing interesting we're winky winky face we're sending you the emojis um ego you honestly i i think you are one of the classiest ladies in the industry and um well thank you i think i'm so glad that eventually we'll go out and get the the baltimore and you um out in the streets hopefully i'm looking forward to it when somebody tries me is all is this only comes out when i'm tried um only comes out when you drive in and you have an hour and a half to kill absolutely and she tried me i thought oh you think you can say some slick shit and drive away watch this um you will be spat on in just a moment's time um anyway thank you for having me yes yes babe can you um plug you know your insta your twitter where we can

let people know what you got going on yes you know moving forward yeah um you can i'll be i'll be in the next season of love life on hbo um so catch you on hbo max i think it's whatever anyway um and whenever that comes out i think it's coming out in the fall um saturday night live coming back in the fall as well and you can catch me on instagram and twitter instagram is eggy boom twitter is eggy underscore boom because an esther wilson has the handle that i need on twitter but i will never pay her and i do say that on every podcast so she knows okay i'm not pressed enough to pay esther um her and her seven followers esther esther wilson esther is probably like Esther's probably like not a young person who like once got Twitter back in whatever and just is holding on to the handle, especially now that she knows someone half wants it.

But I'm not pressed enough. But anyway, it's an underscore between the eggy and the boom on Twitter. But that's that's where you can find me being classy and minimally ratchet, ratchet. OK, well, thank you for being here, you know, and chatting with us. Sydney, is there anything that you feel like we missed? andrew is there anything that you feel like we missed the only thing we missed is your phone number so put that in the um chat and i'll definitely i'll i'll email you or i'll catch you on the app you know and i'll catch you on the app sis catch me on the app because yeah unless you're gonna call or facetime i'm like i can't get text sydney is queen of facetime oh good okay

she is okay well that's something is queen that's something well that's something i'm gonna facetime you on instagram girl you're gonna catch you know it doesn't let me i'll be trying to facetime my friends on instagram and it doesn't let me now and i don't know why it won't why my face because it closes down after 30 seconds no it literally isn't even an option is that what happens it's faulty too it doesn't even it's not even an option for me to facetime anyway um i want it we'll hang out we'll hang out yes later this coming month let's do it let's plan an evening out let's do Thanks, boo. Okay, thank you for having me.

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