MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Daddy Issues Expert" with Amber Rollo

Episode Date: July 13, 2018

Marie almost gets murdered and Syd learns that bus drivers don't give a damn about her anemic ass. What are Daddy issues? do they turn you into a stripper? or a happily engaged woman? Do they make you date older men...and then cheat on his scary ass? Amber Rollo is our Daddy Issues Expert this week but is she REALLY the expert? You tell us hennyyy. Call you dad on speaker and listen RIGHT. NOW.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys what's going on you know what's offensive when people like eat all the kick-ass bars at the same time does that make sense like they bite it instead of breaking off a piece well those people I wouldn't trust with my child I'm not I would trust those people with my goldfish yeah like those people are weird and we don't want no parts of that those are serial killers yeah and they have those people have small dicks Oh Marie small dicks talk about it are you talking about somebody specifically?

No, but I'm just saying if you eat your Kit Kat bars like that, your dick little. Your dick is tiny. Micropenis. Hey, guys. Anyway, that's the way

we wanted to start the podcast. We wanted to talk about micropenises. Very strong. And now I'm ready to continue. Sydney, how you doing? I am fab-tabulous.

You know, just living my best life, unmoisturized ankles and all. Yeah, but your knees are shiny. Your knees look like you hit them with a little frankincense.

You know, I had coconut oil and I've just been trying to work that through my whole life. I'm trying to pour it on my whole life. I need that coconut oil energy, you know? It works for everything.

It's good for cooking. It's good for, you know, breaking up with people. It's great. Let's back up. When did you last cook something? Real questions. Who sent you?

Adrienne? She keeps talking about me cooking things. I'm like, I'm out here working. I'm cooking these jokes, bitch. I'm in the kitchen cooking material. I'm cooking these jokes. You're so stupid. That's why she's going to kick me out.

It's great. She's not going to kick you out until your check clears. Oh, no, definitely not. Yesterday, we got in a real fight. Oh, let's talk about it. Let me turn my mic up so we can talk about it. Okay, we got in a real fight.

I mean, I just need to do better and do more. You're not afraid about what? I just don't do enough. Like, I don't take her out enough. Did you tell her that broke people can't pay checks? Ah, yes, friend. They drop that check and you're looking at it like, ugh. This is why you is my friend.

This is why you got to bring me on these dates. I know. Well, she was like, you know, you go to the pool with Marie. I would love to come to the pool with you. And I was like, but all we do is take pictures. You don't want to be with us. You don't even like photos. She's like, I would be there and read a book.

I'm like, we don't need that kind of energy. We don't need that type of negativity in our posts. We're out here trying to stunt on the gram. We don't need people in the background reading a book. She was mad that we went to the pool, but you guys went to the beach. I know. Like the day after. Exactly.

And I didn't even want to go to the beach. I don't like the beach. I hate the beach. it makes my feet look very like I don't know 12 years a slave I mean that's kind of

what your feet look like right now shut up every time I go there I'm like this is just too much and it's the New York beaches

are trash like there's metro cards in the sand yeah there's freaking like there's like braids I don't know

somebody's like weave tracks it's bad I don't need that there's like umbilical cord in the sand the water's disgusting placenta

and I'm always seeing somebody's body that I don't need to see some elderly man but that's what a beach is you're never gonna go to the beach and not see one body that you didn't want to see oh it's always that older man that it's like in a speedo a whole robot sir your scrotum is down to your fucking toes i don't but it's but it's tucked into that speedo though just to the side maybe i

shouldn't body shame older man if you're gonna body shame anybody it should be i think older man yeah i don't want to see they're the most comfortable they don't get enough of it they're they're the most comfortable for sure. Right? Yeah. Anyway, the conversation was just like, I do so much with my friends and I don't do enough with her. And I'm going to change. I'm going to do better. Whatever. If you give me some things

to do, Marie, I'm going to do them with her. Okay. You want me to come up with a list of things? Yes. Come up with a list of things because you be on these Hinge and Lux and SugarDaddy.com shit. Okay. Don't do that. Don't say that. I've been on SugarDaddy. You been on them dates, hoe. You had some new shoes

on the other day. I was like, huh. What new shoes? I'm kidding. Oh, I was like, what new shoes? Like, who gave me some shoes? Speaking of shoes and dates and thangs, Marie, what's your expertise this week? Oh my god, my expertise was not getting murdered.

Because I went on a date with a guy. Okay. A man. What happened? With a child. What did he look like? He looked like he might kill me. Well, didn't you say you wanted to go out with an Asian dude? I just said I wanted to go out. He was Asian adjacent because he was like black and asian oh so we're asian asian so we're sitting there we're talking and he's like wow he was like

let me see your gums and i was like my what and he's like your gums what my gums wait but let me see your gums they are quite nice and he was like what are you mixed with and i was like what and he was like you don't have black people gums i said i'm sorry oh i have like my gum i guess those are black people gums my gums been through it your gums do look different than each other But I would never think to ask that That's because my diet is better than Sidney's Shut the fuck up My diet is better than yours

Shut up bitch He's like what do you mix with I was like black What do you mix with poor Poverty What do you mix with Medicaid Anyway he was not cool He kept trying to get me to go to his house

To smoke weed And I was like oh no you're trying to murder me Where do you live um like 14th and something like 14 like on that side could have gotten kidnapped could have went there i was like you just told me you live in a studio it's not my destiny to die in a studio i'm not gonna get murdered in a studio this is loft murder by yes definitely you gotta kill me like the ceiling's got to be 20 feet tall there has to be an elevator has to come up straight into the place.

Exactly. That's a good place This is a penthouse murder body. Exactly. Exactly. So I didn't go to his house because I'm here.

But what did you, anything else? We went to the park and sat and talked. That's you. That's you in the park. Why would you go to the park with a random man?

Are you crazy? You're trying to die. And we went on the, it was the pier. It was people around? There were people around the entire time. It was white people

so they probably wouldn't have saved me. Right. There are people around. And then I went on a date. The next day, we went to a rooftop winery. It was cute. Talk about that.

Drank rosé on a roof. It was nice. The sky was cool. You know. So you were getting drunk with a man? See, men are so smart. They're like, we're going to a winery to get you fucked up. Yes, but I didn't get drunk.

I mean, I got drunk, but I didn't get drunk. What did y'all do while you were drinking? Talking? Yeah, some of his friends came. So it wasn't even really a thing. Oh, it's about to be a train. It was nice. I'm just trying to experience new people and new things.

And, like, you know, I feel like I'm ready to keep this whole train moving. But it's the slowest whole train ever. The train broke down in February. Your whole train is the J train. Okay? It never shows up. It's making local stops. Yeah.

Oh, man. It's making local stops. But I didn't get murdered because I didn't go to that creepy man's house. I'm proud of you, friend. Thank you so much. You're welcome. You're not going to kill me in the studio. Yes.

Sydney, what were you an expert in this week? And I hope it's not peeling a tangerine while you're trying to do this podcast because you're not that good at that. I don't know. I feel like, you know, I was on a megabus, so you know I was doing bad. Okay, so you're an expert at poverty. At doing bad. At being impoverished.

And I'm on the megabus, and you've... I shouldn't, a person like me shouldn't be on the megabus, especially when somebody else is paying your transportation. But I was trying to cut corners. I was like, if I pay $20, I'm going to get the other money. And it's, you know what I'm saying? It's going to work out. Yes, yes, yes.

I'd rather do this. I'd rather slum it and then have extra money in the end of it. So I'm on a megabus. So all of a sudden you're good at math. Yes. Got it. So I'm on a megabus and it was hot outside, but there should be no reason why a megabus is negative 25,000 degrees.

It was an icebox I literally felt like I was getting on the bus In Omarion's icebox I got an icebox Where my heart used to be You could see my breath That's how cold it was on the bus Or that's how hot your breath was

Fuck you I'm on the bus Did you have a sweater? No You didn't have a pashmina? I had like a track jacket or whatever But that's it Like a windsuit?

Yes, it was freezing on this bus So eventually I was like I've had enough It was like an hour and a half in, and I said, I can't do it. I can't do it. So I go to the bus driver, and I said, hi. And he was like, sit your blessed ass down. Yeah, down, pretty much.

I was like, hi. Hi. I don't want to bother you, but it's too cold on this bus. And he was like, this is the mega bus. We don't take requests. Sit down. He said that to you? Yes, he said, we don't take requests.

Sit down. Oh, I hope he said that on a loudspeaker. Sit down. And I was like, I gasped. So I was like, wait till I call my dad. And, you know, I ain't got one. So speaking of dads. Speaking of not having dads.

Yeah. Our next expert. Our expert today is a super funny comic. I think that y'all are really going to enjoy her. Yeah, she's a writer. She threw a look on for us today. She sure did. Which I think is, I'm always, like, pleased.

I did not shave my legs, though. Don't look at my legs. I'm looking at your socks. I'm like, are they today's socks? They look like cashmere. No, those are nice. Those are soft. They're matching.

Yeah. There's no holes in the toes. No, not at all. You ain't got no scars on your knees. You're doing great, girl. Wow, I don't see the hair from here. It must be blonde hairs. Boy, people are so lucky.

Yes, our expert for today is our Daddy Issues expert. Give it up for Amber Rolla. Yes. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me. How you doing, boo? I'm doing well. I'm doing well.

Daddy Issues is a funny topic to me. I'm happy to talk about it. Let's take a step back and get into your look first. Okay. Let's talk about this. You're giving me Sailor Moon up top. yes yes yes yes fighting evil by moonlight yes we're in the monday night i love it you got the little two buns it's so cute thank you so much these are like my kit kat ears oh speaking of

kit kats yeah yeah those have you ever seen somebody eat like a chunk of kit kat instead of breaking yes yeah i have and they're monsters i immediately was like i'm not going to be friends with you yeah those are people they do that because they don't want to share yeah they're like i'm just gonna eat all of these those are the type of people who kick cats just buy two Make Kit Kats and then share both of them. Then you can have the same amount and not look like a monster. I don't know. That's not the way our money is set up.

If I get a Kit Kat. First of all, if I get a Kit Kat, it's from craft services. I'm definitely not paying for a Kit Kat. Oh, yeah. I'll show up in a green room and just take all the candy. That's it. Have you done that? You just pour all those snacks into your purse?

Oh, yeah. Oh, I... I take... Yeah. Especially when they have those single serve M&Ms, the little tiny packs. I love those. I love a snack pack anything. Like, I like the little tiny Snickers.

I'm not here for a full Snickers bar. I put the little bite size. Or a Baby Twix. Woo! A Baby Twix is great. Here for that. Yeah. Or a string cheese.

String cheese is good. These are good. These little baby clementines. These little nectarine clementine tangerines. Thank you, friend. Yeah, I love those. So good. Thank you for stocking the fridge.

Yeah. Thank you so much. So, Amber, I can see your panties from the way you're sitting. Oh, man. They're purple. They're purple. They match your hair. Thank you.

Oh, your hair is pink purple. Yeah, it is a little purple right now. I mean, you can still sit like that. This is very, we're very comfortable here. Yeah, we won't touch you. I was getting comfortable. We won't touch you. We will not touch you, we promise.

Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel safe. Let's talk about you. Who, where are you from? I'm from California. Originally from Calabasas, California. Oh, that's where rich Hollywood people live.

Kardashians are from. That's where you have an estate, bitch. No. Yeah, you got a compound. My parents died, so no So what did that mean? It was an orphanage in Calabasas? No, no, no, no, they died

Then I moved from Calabasas to Long Beach That's where Snoop Dogg is from Yes Okay, so you went from Kardashian to Snoop Dogg I feel like that checks out So let's talk about Calabasas What's it like living there? Calabasas used to be the porn capital of the world

From the 1970s to 2012 Aye yai yai 2012 wow what's the porn capital now uh las vegas ah yeah calabasas like they they they passed this law called measure b in california that said if you're going to do adult films you have to wear condoms and they were like get out of here no thank you go into las vegas oh las vegas is like put it in raw gross i mean there's nothing wrong with seeing a condom no i don't and they have such thin ones that they can put in porn or adult films now that it doesn't matter.

You can barely see it at all. Or they could put tattoos on the freaking condoms. They should put little things that make it fun. Like a decorative condom. A decorative condom. A dick sleeve. Yes. That would be fun, dude. I love that. Put somebody's face on the condom.

No. It looks like you're getting your dick sucked while you're fucking. Put a little hat. Put a little fitted on the condom. Yeah. Put a little the condom that'd be great no see they didn't know that they could capitalize on us they need us do they need us to consult do they need that is that what they need i bet it already exists probably probably i think that's like rule 34 of the internet right amber where's your necklace from i really like it uh this is from crossroads vintage store oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we know

crossroads it's like one of my favorite necklaces i only wear geometric shapes i like i like uh that And I like the letter M Because it's symmetrical Yes So I only wear that And it's for Marie Exactly Yeah

It's for money feek This is B for vagina Or an upside down A Or an upside down A Sydney's in S Okay you guys are like vibing And I'm totally out of it Because your letter

You're in S You got a nice necklace on It's a crown Oh my Oh it's a Basquiat Oh it's awesome It's a Basquiat crown And me and Marie

You know we're like obsessed With the queen You know We are queens Queening quinning on this poor ass couch but yeah you know i like crowns that's what i'm just gonna go with that you look super cute right now thank you you know you got on yeah romper it's a very small romper it's like you possibly you'll see my labia it's coming out your butt cheeks are out and it's

unbuttoned down to your it looks like your belly button well amber i you know also i i want to get to this later but you know there's some great news going on with you yes let's get into it Look how happy she looks. Woo! I've gone on some other jewelry today. Yeah, you got engaged, girl. Yeah, my boyfriend just proposed to me. Well, now my fiance.

Yeah! I don't have to use the word boyfriend anymore. Your fiance! Yeah. How long have you guys been together? We've been together three years. Wow, really? Yeah.

Wow. We kept it quiet for a long time. I didn't know. Because, you know, we're both comics, and that can be scary. Yeah. We're co-workers, basically. We just weren't, like, posting a lot of photos together. or like you know

being you know holding hands at shows we still don't do that who does that holds hands at shows Sidney and her girlfriend do that fuck you Marie

but your girlfriend's not a comic is she no she hates comedy she hates she's a healthy person she hates it so much she likes herself that's good

she's like I come to the shows because I love you and I'm like you're dumb you're dumb that means you hate yourself yeah

because I hate myself doing comedy so Amber how did he propose did you know it was coming i knew i had like a general idea that it was coming but not that day okay um i knew because like i okay so my ring is made out of uh a ring that i had for my grandma so it's and so i had told him i was like if you are going to propose then i this is where i keep my grandma's rings i would like something made from that oh so you looked and it was missing and you were like i didn't never i stopped looking for it i had it like hidden away

and so i didn't know it was coming but i i had we had talked about it we had talks it wasn't like out of the blue okay so but let's set the scene like it was a it was the fourth of july okay yes independence day i know i know i don't want to shit on him but come on man independence day is the day he proposed not the day that they got married yeah but it's still one of those days like i'm sharing the day with other people and firecrackers and shit like yes yes yes yes macy's is celebrating with them okay i see where you went there yeah yeah yeah yeah macy's is like congrats my dad i mean my parents were married on the fourth oh look at that what circle bit did he know that uh he knew it that day oh yeah okay so it was okay it was meant to be that's

beautiful yeah it is beautiful wait so tell us how it happened oh so we went and we were in green point we went down to the waterfront we watched the fireworks there was a ton of people around And I'm so glad he didn't ask there because that would have given me an anxiety attack. And then we just walked. We took a walk. We walked through the park. We went to the playground and we did some cheesy stuff. We swing on the swing and held hands and held hands.

We like swing. And then he was like, what's that over there? That shiny thing. And you were like, what is it? And he's like, go check. And you're like, it looks like a ring. And he was on his knee. That's exactly what happened.

It's not like a ring, like, Easter egg hunt that you just imagined. I really, I enjoy that. We were on the swings, like, facing each other. Oh, yeah, that's very cheesy. It was really cheesy. Yeah, we're in a tire swing. You guys are in a tire swing just going around. Listen, I love a tire swing.

Oh, I have motion sickness. I can't. I can't do it. It, like, literally makes me sick. Yeah, I can't even get on it. Like, something, I don't have vertigo, but, like, I get sick with swings. I can't do it. Oh, I love a swing.

I love a Porsche swing. No. Oh, I love a hammock. I get so sick. Does that mean you can't hammock? Kind of, yeah. I really can't be doing any of that motion. It sucks.

That means you can't get on top when you have sex? Nope. I just lay there dead. That sounds like an excuse. I can't. I have vertigo. That's not. That can't be real.

That's fine. It's my truth, Amber. Okay, I believe you. Yeah, and then actually I was being goofy. i was like swinging around on the swing spinning to make myself dizzy uh because i don't drink anymore and uh and then he proposed right after i got off the swing so you so he you stood up and fell down and he was like while you were picking yourself up he was like yeah exactly i was dizzy i was i was a little bit wobbly and he got down on his knee and um he stumbled over his words a lot

oh he was nervous so fucking cute he's like marry me you will you he's like and i'm like yeah oh yes i get what you're doing oh my god i think i can i think i could oh that's great that's so beautiful so you've been engaged for a week yes time is already flying when you guys will get married that everybody keeps asking me that already well do you know is it gonna be next year they comics they have no idea no you don't know how the next day is gonna be so we're definitely not planning that head you know exactly exactly thank you i'm getting used to the word fiance i know it's good but i saw him the other day and i congratulated him oh nice but i didn't ask him what the story was because i was like amber's gonna tell me yes

but also tell me about him because there's so many misconceptions about having daddy issues you know like having like a man in your life so is he is he like your dad is he the opposite it i mean he's not white so he's definitely not like your dad um he's not like my dad i think my my daddy issues are usually looking for someone who will uh tell me what to do and feed me and take care of me and love me unconditionally no matter how crazy i act sounds like a sugar daddy yeah yeah yeah i mean i did i did look for that a lot when i was younger um but but what's wrong with that i feel like why did you want that is wrong with that i mean it's just it's just you end up putting all of your hopes and dreams

into one person, and that's dangerous. I don't even have all my hopes and dreams in myself. Okay, bitch! Get into it! You gotta spread that around. Some of my hopes and dreams are in my mom, because I'm like, well, maybe she'll win a scratch-off. And maybe she won't.

Does she buy scratch-offs? No, my mother does not even play the lottery. Okay, well, then she has to buy the scratch-off if she wants to win. I mean, my dad be buying scratch-offs. He's convinced that he's gonna win. I'm like, Papi, you can just give me the money. I can't wait till samuel wins but like i always believed in you samuel he's like who are you i'm not sure if i know you so you but so did you have a good relationship with your dad um i i did yeah he was uh he was a cheesy cheesy man he was very emotional um so he cried a lot he did he cried a

lot and screamed a lot um so yeah i i loved him he had his good good sides but you know there was also problems there too but you had a dad so i had honestly till like 16 yeah wait so your parents passed away you said yeah my dad my dad died from a heart attack when i was 16 my mom died from breast cancer when i was 11 good lord i thought it was gonna be like a double homicide suicide right yeah it's almost worse i'd rather it just happen all at once i know i was waiting for you to be like that's too much yeah it's it's a lot but um i think that's where i guess my daddy issues come from although i don't really like that term daddy issues and yet here we are okay here we are okay well why why you have a problem with that with the title you have a daddy

issue a very gendered term it's like a little bit uh it's very yeah it's for females and i think it's funny because it originally came from um freud's term like the father complex and that was originally talking about men and their abusive fathers and how they have trouble making friendships with other men when they get to be adults. Oh, like Chris Brown. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if that's what his truth is, but that's... Or Michael

Jackson. Oh, yes. Joe Jackson. Yeah, Michael Jackson did it like little boys. Yeah, absolutely. And you see how they flipped it and then they put it on a woman? Yeah, and then they flipped it and now it's all the same about how men are emotional and overly sexual.

if they if if like women are at all sexual or emotional someone will be like oh you have daddy issues and you're like i can everybody has daddy issues if you yeah you know right like just by definition of like either having a dad or the absent of a dad you have daddy issues it's who is raising you like affects who you become when i think about daddy issues i think oh she's gonna be a stripper or she does she does porn in calabasas i never did porn but i was a stripper cindy take your feet off the guest i'm sorry she has cute feet though so it's fine oh you are definitely lying daddy issues right there daddy issues make you lie

no my daddy issues do make me a people pleaser though let's get back to the stripping though Let's get into that. Wow, Amber, let's go, let's go. You had to audition to be a stripper? You needed money? Like, what's happening here? Yeah, tell us about your first date. What club was it?

It was a club in Times Square. Oh, no. Amber, you took it to the streets, yo. Yo, that is, like, 1990s. I made a lot of money, though. I made a lot of money, and I only did it for a year. I wanted to make some money. Only, you had to cut off.

Only, she did it for 365 nights. That's a long time, but I was like, I wanted to make some money, And I also just wanted to see what it was like. I was curious. So talk to us. Walk us through how you get into this clip in the first place. Okay. So there is another comedian who's a stripper.

Her name's Jack the Stripper. Okay. Like Jack the Ripper. Yes. But a little pun. No, who is this? Jack. Jack's?

You know Rachel Green? Yeah. She runs shows with her all the time. She's like the other side of Venus Flytrap. No way. Yeah. Yeah. She's a sweetheart.

She's awesome. Wait, she got big as? Not as big as Rachel's. Oh. But she wrote this book called The Beaver Show. She's super fun. You guys would love her. But I was talking to her about it, and I expressed that I was curious,

and I wanted to try it. And she took me to a club and auditioned with me. Which auditioning, I don't know. You've done go-go dancing and stuff, but you haven't been. Don't try to put me in this. You don't know my story, my life right there, you bitch. I will slap the shit out of your ass, Sailor Moon ass. How dare you, girl.

I don't know you like that, girl. Sydney, you did go-go dance. I did, but you said you were in a shower or something. I don't know if you guys know what it's like to have a strip club. What's a stripping audition? No, what is it? Tell us. It's basically just dancing.

You go there during hours, like during ball. The patrons are there and everything. I mean, does a strip club ever close? And then you wear your dress for one song, and you take off your dress for the second song, and that's your audition. The manager watches you. What song did you use? I love rock and roll. I love it.

You got baby. I have no idea. I did not request songs. It was probably Kid Rock or something. I don't know. My name is Kid. And then thrusting. Wait, so you take your dress off.

You had your underwear on? Yes. Just a thong. Yeah, that's all. Just a thong. You had pasties on? no pasties okay no in new york yeah my titties are out the whole thing the whole thing's out what what outfit did you wear uh i wore a gown because it was a long it's a thing oh yeah they do wear

those like like you look like it could be a prom but it's also like a stripper prom it's really funny it's stripper evening it's like just like slutty prom dresses yes so what the gentlemen's clubs have like nights where you have to wear long dresses and then they have nights where you wear short dresses and then they have nights where you wear lingerie so what what shoes did you have on when you auditioned i had on when i auditioned i had you have some doc martens gold no no you are so dumb no i mean i usually wear doc martens because like someone has to pay me to wear heels uh but no they were like they were uh gold platform sparkly stilettos did some of Did some of your toes come out, like, in the front?

Yeah, just a little peeping toe. A little peep toe? Oh, yeah. And I actually, I didn't get into the first club that I danced at. Were you nervous? I was super nervous. And I just didn't know how a stripper dances. It's like a very particular...

You didn't watch a video? You just went up there and started doing, like, the electric slide? You didn't watch the players' club? You should have watched the players' club. That's a good show. You didn't watch, what was the one where they danced on the bar? coyote ugly oh yeah they don't dance like strippers they don't and in coyote ugly they don't dance like strippers it's like it's a lot of bending and hair throwing yeah it's it's a lot

of hair flipping you gotta like drag your toe and like but like put push your chest out and then push your butt out and like it's very awkward uh white women strippers they dance like flamingos like they that's what it sounds like their legs are real thin and then they like they're on one leg and then it's like yeah and then they eat some shrimp yeah that's crazy oh my god i have seen a girl eat on stage though i have seen that would be me as a bitch all day some like fettuccine not a fan you know how you're supposed to like get the get the gents you got to go around the tables i'll just be sampling they should i'd be like oh let me see is that noon can i can i try the chicken is that the

parmesan crusted they did not serve food at my strip club oh not even wings no this was kind of like a shortcut stripper club huh just it was like a one-stop shop yeah yeah i mean they had they had drinks and they had uh sports on but that's it sport oh i'm in that in the bar so there's like two separate parts there's like the bar part where they had like a tv behind the bar and then there's the actual main stage no i don't want to have no time no i don't want the red skin playing while my fucking fallopian tubes are red skins can't be playing while my black skin is out okay so you don't get in and they tell you like when you're up there auditioning there's people are there patrons are there yeah there's patrons there and they're like

oh no no everyone still is like oh there's a naked woman i like watching that the patrons don't care it's the manager that's like no she didn't smile at me right or no i didn't like the way she like she looked too aggressive with her dancing or that'd be me yeah okay so you don't get it they tell you right away like yeah they're like and usually if you come in with another girl there they'll tell you they won't they'll either take both of you or neither of you they won't be like we're gonna only take her oh that's nice let's try that yeah some gold shoes yo i'm ready i'll take this i'll take this journey with you friend i think we gotta wait till you take your braids out. Yeah. Actually,

no, no, no, no. Leave the braids in because you can flip that. I don't think you can flip the wig. Yeah. No, I can't. Exactly. We gotta do it now. Okay. I'll try to remember. I really like your braids. Amina did them. You know. Yeah. Amina did them. Amina Amani. Shout out to her. Yeah. You book her on all your shows, you know. She's awesome and talented and funny.

Wait, no. I'm so... I want to know how the rest of this ends. So then... Oh, so then I the next day went to another strip club. The next day, Amber. I'm very... I'm stubborn. Yeah, girl. You gotta get up. I was rejected. I was like, fuck that i'm hot yes i can dance at a strip club you're amber thank you how dare they yeah how dare they yeah uh so yeah i went to another club i took some tips from jack about how a

stripper dances and what'd she say she gave us some pointers she told me exactly what i told you guys they drag their toes they like they like stick their butt out and their chest out and you like have to like like slow motion vogue it's like just like you're moving through water not really dancing so what are you doing with your arms uh you're putting them through your hair

a lot you're flipping your hair you're touching yourself but just a little bit not not aggressively touching yourself okay okay you know like down the side maybe for the maybe for you know we'll do like a little video clip of us trying to do a little stripper move touch the side of your back the hair flip is the most

important part okay yeah but I have an afro my hair doesn't flip well there were girls who wore wigs and they they somehow made it flip i don't know though that would be a part of the show it just flips off and then you just use it to like cover yourself your wig falls off and you're like burlesque okay so you made a lot of money you got out of that what's that busy what's what's the most you ever made as a stripper uh fifteen hundred a night $1,500 a night yeah since i made that waitressin she did she made that waitress yeah because you were a bottle girl yeah yeah i didn't try i didn't know that that was an option sydney was dragging her feet too though i surely was she was dragging her toes like

they're like hurry up to get to table 25 right now my wig would fall off and i'm like i'll put in the drinks i'm like look at that just the chip that's cute so you did that for a year but what year was that that was

two years ago yes and she's making $1500 stripping two years ago were you making that in a night two years ago

oh no serving definitely not yeah so if she was if she stripped when you were at your peak as a battle chick she probably would have

made more money yeah you're right and you were what what was my oh what was your name my name was Heather

i wanted to be a mean girl heather like heather's heather yeah it's a very simple name well i know because amber's a stripper name yes it is amber amber rose amber is such a stripper name every time i would go to the club amber was already taken you're right heather heather yeah and then people all the time dudes all the time would ask me if that was my real name and i was like yes yeah it is i just feel like i don't need a fake name you know they're like wow they're like wow you're so honest they're like offering to like fly you to like abiza abiza abiza yeah never fly with someone to another country why would you do that absolutely not like yo i can only go with my my supportive friend yes you know my service friend my service oh yeah yeah that was my

favorite move was to bring another girl with me into like the rooms because you can get them to stay for longer and they you charge them double and it's and then your friend is like we'll have the rape whistle on her just in case something gets crazy. Dudes, there is a bouncer like right outside

the private room. So if I wanted to get rid of a guy, absolutely could. I feel like the music is playing. It's moving so fast. It's loud.

But it's not like it's at the door. I'm already dead. That's true. But I did know strippers that were drugging these dudes and having them sign out for like large amounts.

Oh, I auditioned for a movie role starring Jennifer Lopez. So you know it's going be very well done yeah made in manhattan anyway it's about this ring of strippers i think they were in times square and they would drug men they would like give them like a cocktail of like ecstasy and like all this stuff and ketamine and when the men passed out they would run their credit cards for like hundreds of thousands of dollars i mean that there was a real group of

women who did that it's based on those women i know those girls also those are the people you're talking about yes i know them oh wow some uh i guess i should go ahead and say because the movie's about to come out that's a smart well she it wasn't um it wasn't it was in the paper it was in the post samantha fox boo i i know you still out here girl you switch up your instagram and everything but i know it's you girl samantha fox samantha fox she was one of the girls doing it she wasn't the ringleader though the ringleader was like the older chick that jennifer lupin is gonna be playing in this movie anyway i auditioned and i didn't get it oh man i'm not a stripper one of the lines was like with this fat ass and i was like i said it and the casting director was like

you're really funny the movie is not a comedy but she thought it was hilarious that's hilarious dude so you know did you know those girls i didn't know those girls no but i've definitely heard of them i i remember hearing about them that's crazy and i thought that's a great idea i was like take back the night bitch like do what you need to do these guys ain't shit anyway i mean they're coming here and they all have wives and then they're trying to put their whole wrist into somebody's rectum yeah yeah these guys were like they will try shit they will and they're like they're like but the other girl said it but the other girl did it and i'm like i'm not that other girl yeah you're like i'm heather i have my own my own rules yeah yeah yeah also i don't want to

get fired strippers can get fired i mean i told them we could oh i was like i didn't know that you guys can get fired we did sign a contract saying like we won't do anything sexual you know there's there's a contract really yeah what yeah i mean because you know sex work is illegal oh but they know that y'all are doing what y'all want to do back there yeah everybody has their own roles right like like i said so do you have siblings i have four sisters oh so no brother no brothers absolutely not and no dad and no dad and no mom so what what is it like what was it like for you dating like were you somebody that like because you were looking for kind of a father protector figure right yeah yeah i was i was um i was a i was messy i was a little wild and messy

When I was younger When I was like 17 Everyone was messy at 17 That's Sydney's messy friend that was robbing dudes Oh man She looks like she would rob dudes I would not trust her at all No if I were dude

I was like oh no I could tell by her ombre that she was swiping cards And drugging dudes I had a little incident I went with her and her friends To Mexico for this music festival and they was they they was still from women too they they was still from women well they how they made me pay for like the the the mansion or whatever like part of the room first of all i

was in one of the pullout like you would see the bed and then there's another bed underneath that you had to pull out i was in one of the i said girl i paid for almost a thousand dollars for this you and then we were supposed to pay a hundred dollars for the food the chef came out and just serving us ketamine that's it i was like where's the food we're supposed to have breakfast what lunch the chef came out it was just serving ketamine it was like they had hash browns and that's it hash browns and like dry eggs so what was the purpose of the of the chef okay so they were just saying we're splitting everything all this stuff so they can get the money darling and i'm like nice and new and that that's yeah so did you get your money back or no i did not

I actually didn't. I actually had to leave and stay with another friend, my friend Viviana. She saved me from the situation because I was having a miserable time in Mexico. When I heard of them taking money from men, I was like, oh, it's like a Robin Hood story. But they're just taking from everyone. They're taking from everybody. Look at his face. The Lord took it from her.

The Lord takes and gives away. I was in the Hamptons the other day, and there was a lot of women with that exact face. same like that hard pouty fit how did you meet them sydney yeah at in the night in the night clubs yeah and she had a body that you were like you selling something girl you selling you selling it you selling and stealing it's fine stealing and selling it like amber you look like you could do what you do at night but also in the day be fine like you didn't look like that was your life no it looked like you it was a hobby you look like uh you look like you could be a uh an early elementary school teacher uh-huh i have taught little kids i believe that i used to be a coach

for like i was like a p teacher for like kindergarten kindergarteners and i was a track and soccer and swim coach for like middle school and high school girls soccer and swim just so you guys know what amber's body looks like it looks like she used to teach track soccer and swim thank you thank you you don't have a video whole body at all you don't look like a stripper well and not all i mean every the every man likes a different type of woman so some women are just like oh i want like a girl next door that's you you're giving me jessica biel jessica biel vibes which is crazy because then you go to a strip club where there's dudes and they all fucking look the same what's the variety they do all look the same they all look like firefighter firefighter

porn star that's it okay what you want like a dad body you want a robert uh robert i want like someone with a beard and like you know just like a lightly chiseled chest and then i want someone with like a little squish like a little yeah a little squish a little variety no we don't you gotta have muscles you gotta have pectoral on your pectorals you gotta have the the neck shoulder muscle that oh my god you gotta have that thick winged wing neck i don't know i never went for guys that were like super muscular that was never i see your fiance yeah see what he looked like girl i got two eyes i got two eyes yeah um he's like androgynous you know he like that's why i like him i like yeah how did you guys meet comedy so you had a show and you were

at fun house his show uh i'm good friends with his co-host samir and uh and now his like other producer ren and i was going every week to funhouse when i was at passenger bar and that's that's where we i bumped into you at funhouse once i'm sure you did and we talked briefly oh you were there to see your boyfriend now yes i didn't know that you guys were dating see yeah because we weren't you didn't tell anybody about it that's so that's how you do it sydney for those that are listening i ain't got no man but when i do have a man you'll probably still know but you won't know who he is yeah but you'll know that i have one and don't fucking be in my dms like who the fuck is it i don't know either she won't tell me she don't tell me shit

everything she says is a lie it's my business if i was stripping though i feel like i also wouldn't tell anybody did people know you were stripping no i mean i wasn't if someone asked me about it directly i wouldn't lie to them but uh nobody really asked me about it directly because no one's like amber stripping yeah but amber let's let's get into it okay you weren't stripping because of your daddy issues no you were stripping because you wanted money yes that's it that's what i think but there's always there's always what i think but you know i don't know something like therapists might say differently i don't know right right right maybe but can't you can't you be this like a sexualized person without it having anything to do with a man i think so yeah

absolutely i i don't i i don't think that that's how my daddy how my particular daddy issues if you want to call them that manifest themselves i think that i don't have like a father complex i have abandonment issues uh so i'm afraid that someone's gonna leave me so i get like jealous or i get like you know i get like attached um yeah let's talk about that have you ever or can you tell us about a time that you dated somebody that you thought was gonna or somebody tried to break up with you and you were like no no absolutely not um yeah there's there's definitely been guys that i well okay so i guess how i would deal with how i dealt with it in the past was drinking a lot uh and i would i would test dudes in order to oh let's get into this quiz how would

you test them no i would just be as as messy as possible like at really drunk and yell at them and like fight with them and like throw stuff about at them. That's why your mother's a bitch, right? Yeah, and I'm like, let's see if he's like

for real, if he's going to stick around. Oh, you were trying to get knocked the fuck out, Amber. I was. I was dangerous. Did anybody ever hit you?

I dated this like, so I had a dom at one point. Okay. So that's more closely associated with dad issues because you want someone who's like, Amber, you are layered,

layered, layered. You were paying somebody to dominate you or you were just dating somebody that was your dom? No, I was in a dom sub relationship. Okay. you know so like i was the sub he was the dom it was like a an agreement that we had and uh and

that's that's more daddy issues that's more like i wanted someone to it made me feel safe to have someone telling me everything that i was supposed to do right but what were some of the things that he would tell you to do uh he would make me get my toenails done regularly was he paying for it yeah okay well that's a nice guy yeah i didn't get to ask you for much okay no no yeah and i I had to, like, come over and prove to him that I got my toenails done. And, like, you know, we did, like, you know, BDSM stuff, like, tying up and all that fun stuff. He wanted to, like, get into a threesome. I'm bisexual.

I've been focusing on men because daddy issues. You've been focusing on, like, it's a, like, an assignment about this. In this podcast, I've been talking about men because of the term daddy issues. It seems like it has to do with my relationship with men. Yeah, but daddy issues could mean that you also date women. Sydney dates women. She ain't got no dad. Yeah.

I will smash you. I have a dad and I don't date women. Honestly, it's the next thing we got to the root of your lesbianism. It's because you ain't got no dad. Oh, my God. See, that's why I don't like the term daddy issues. I'm going to knock this fucking microphone upside your head. It's already broken.

my head not the mic uh so you also date women yes is what you're saying so he wanted to do a threesome yeah um but he like he wasn't having a good time he wasn't having an easy time finding another woman to bring into the relationship what did he look like what did he look like who would play him in a movie he was daddy like so he was old he was old like in his 50s yeah oh girl that's definitely some issues girl yeah i know i was you were going through i was 20 i was And he was 50. Bitch. He was 56.

He was 60. No. He was 85. Come on, Amber, you're lying to us. He was, like, in his mid-50s. He had a rascal on his dick. Listen, Amber. He had a what on his dick?

A rascal. What's a rascal? A scooter. He had a life alert watch on his dick. Uh-huh. He was old. So he was old. And he was having trouble.

And he was, like, my dom. And so I was being dangerous. i looked and i i found page i found someone else on what you mean you left him or you know you found a girl on him and he found out about it on a with a girl yeah oh yes girl get what you want it's your time it's your life he do what you want that's what i felt yeah like also i was like this man is a lot larger than me and he's like older than me and i'm in his house and he's finding this out and wait wait wait wait wait you cheated on him in his house no no no no i cheated on him separately but he he found an email we had like a linked email account looking for other

women oh i hear yeah so he was having a hard time finding women you found one right away you slept with her yes what she looked like um she was black i got i see it no she was she was black she was Puerto Rican she was Cuban she had brown hair she could have been white she could have been Latin so you didn't know much about her

you were just like I'm going to cheat it's 2018 I don't know what year it was when you did it it was 2012 something around it was when she was 20 it was when I was 20 so it was 10 years ago I'm 30 now

you hear that honesty in her throat okay should i say i'm something else you can say whatever you want sydney's just mad because she always has her age on stage and on the podcast and i'm like sydney that's not a good career move sydney's like i'm 48 i'm like i'm like comedians you can you can be any age it's fine to be a stand-up to be any age right that's what you're saying to me on this podcast yeah woman that's not how it's set up okay that's of putting into the universe well let's see if the universe does it back uh yeah they probably don't care universe is like how old did she say she was 30 oh no no no how old is marie 22 great

see this is the thing this is what i listen to you guys on the podcast sometimes and i'm like oh they're like so certain about their ideas uh and then i if you i'm like oh that's what it's okay to be older and then you say no it's not and i'm like you're right no it's not i like am easily pushed over or swayed and I think that's people pleasing it is people pleasing I mean I feel like people are pleased with us being mean on the podcast too though no I think people are

they are but it's on like some BDS shit how you forget the last BDS whatever I feel like they have daddy issues the fact that they let us be mean to them say whatever the hell we want but we're not being mean to the people listening to

the podcast we're just being mean maybe we are i don't know shout out to you guys for listening because uh cunt and gaunt are still here yes we are cunt and gaunt and heather i'm cunt she's gone you're heather um so you cheated on this guy you were afraid that something bad was gonna happen nothing happened right no i he found out uh he was getting real angry he was starting to yell at me i got afraid i ran out of the apartment and i barefoot and you ran all the way no i just ran to my car i ran to my car i mean if you're gonna cheat at least have a way to get a get out you know yes yes have a getaway car yeah she had the car parked outside the engine was running great yeah yeah i ran out i got a car

and i was like okay this was dangerous i wasn't thinking about it i i think that i need to be more aware of like who I'm hooking up with and why and why did I choose to do something so dangerous because you're a renegade because you like the rush yeah

I'm learning a lot about you right now did you have any friends at the time telling you girl maybe you shouldn't do this this is messy no see nobody was her friends were like get yours who are these friends you need to drop them what's their name Chanel Ali you ain't shit no I'm just kidding

No, this was in California. No, this was in California. So you know it was a girl named Blair. Because actually, I feel like Chanel would give good advice. She would. She's such a good person. She's good and calm, and she would have told me. Chanel would roll some weed up and be like, let me tell you what you need to do.

And that's, yeah, I think looking for support in multiple people is the solution. So you didn't have any friends? Yeah, I didn't have any. Well, I did. I did. But they were like people I went out and partied with. No, those are not friends. You know, they weren't close friends.

There weren't someone who I could invite over to my place. Those are friend adjacent. Yeah. Yeah. They're like buddies. They're like acquaintances. You know, people that like you wouldn't call when you need something from them. But like people you would call if you need somebody to go out with.

Because you know they're going to be like, yeah, I'm already dressed. Yeah. I'll meet you there in 10 minutes. And maybe they would have been. Maybe they would have been my close friends, but I didn't reach out to them in that way. It's fine. So what kind of women are you attracted to? Or were you attracted to when...

Because we talked about the men, so let's talk about the women. I'm attracted to physically or emotionally. What do they look like physically? And then are they crazy? No, I am still more the subordinate one in a relationship, even with a woman. We got to get you out of this, Amber.

We got to get you... We got to get bossing someone around. We got to be on tap. yeah we want to get you on top uh so what kind of women i have vertigo though you learn from the best i like i like latin women i like i like tan and like curly hair um i like them to look uh different from me i don't want to be looking in the mirror when i'm with with a woman yeah um yeah because people don't think y'all sisters yeah is sydney is that true yeah i mean yeah

people people will think your sisters people think that your sisters even if you're not even even like just a friend you're hanging out with it doesn't matter another girl that looks slightly like you if you hang out together people will be asking you if your skin is the same color if your skin is the same color people ask you if your sisters yeah which is crazy because I'll have pictures with Adrian all the time and I'll be like this is my girlfriend and then I'll see people in person and they're like yes Marie

your girlfriend I'm like that's not my girlfriend at fuck it all she looks nothing like Adrian it's so funny I'm like please stop your girlfriend I'm sure Adrian loves that oh she hates it it's brought it's been you know what anyway yeah friend well we were hanging

out on the 4th of July together and I was like have you met my partner Sydney and I was like and adrian was right there but adrian was right there it was so funny oh my god i was like my partner in comedy yes partner in christ um so you like latin um is your your fiance your fiance down with the trism uh he is but we we haven't done that because you love each other people who love each other don't want a third in there people who are like loosely loving they will have another person

I feel like we're like, you know, when we get older and we're like bored with each other. When you're all run out of things to do. Then we'll go to swinger parties and stuff. Yes. Right now we're enjoying each other. So we don't need. Well, our friend was in L.A. last week and she met this couple for a threesome just to like feel them out. They went to get drinks.

She said the dude was real hot and the girl was like a little bit weird. Uh-huh. She was a Latin woman. The dude. Yeah, the dude's always a little bit weird. no the dude was the girl was a little bit weird really but the guy was very very attractive and then she said that she met them and they were gonna like link up the next night and she canceled on them because she was like oh you know i just broke up with this dude like i wasn't really

ready to jump into with two people yeah and then she found out they broke up the couple broke up the couple broke up yeah oh like a couple days later oh that's sad she should i mean it was it's her fault no it's her fault it could have been a threesome that kept them together no i think there are very particular rules about threesomes and if you are that other woman then you should be you should be careful and you should be respectful of the couple and you should like be particularly uh attentive to the woman but they reached out to her yeah and the the girl bought the threesome up because she knew that he was losing interest

in her. So she's trying to hold on to the relationship by making it more interesting by bringing in another. Okay. Y'all need to do better. Do better. I don't know. The couples that I've been with have always, the woman's always been a lot more attractive than the man.

Well, because that's usually how couples are. Because dusty men can get a hot chick. It's true. But a dusty woman can't necessarily get a hot dude it frustrates me so much it's i i feel like we need to jump into this segment and and the newest segment of the podcast yeah let's do it let's do it amber we're gonna give you 60 seconds i'm gonna time you actually i can't time you because i'm timing this sydney you gotta do

it okay i'm gonna we're gonna give you 60 seconds and you're gonna say as much as you can to prove that you are the expert on daddy issues now that means you can make up a statistic that means you could tell a quick story that's 60 seconds long that means you could list men on tv that you feel like would be good dads uh are you ready i am ready and go i think that i'm an expert on daddy list issue on daddy issues i'm sorry i said daddy list issues because that's the name of my podcast but i i think that everybody has daddy licious daddy list issues whether your dad was uh absent whether he was dead whether he was a pastor whether he uh sold hot dogs or right like my my dad did my dad did sell hot dogs um but yeah i think that it's like saying you

don't have daddy issues is like saying um you're not a human being it's like saying don't think of a pink elephant right i see it it's automatically in the room like the absent of or the presence of is still but i don't like the term daddy issues because i think that men use it to say to excuse themselves from actually having real relationships with women because they're afraid of emotions or they're afraid time yes of sexuality thank you that's it men ain't shit men ain't shit i have a dad though so he's cool you know he's he don't really do nothing but hey sam shut up dad never i would never say that to him but i felt that in my mind i think i said the things that i that i had uh to say about daddy issues early on with the idea of the father

complex yeah and that's where it came from oh it's great yeah listen i was like i don't know Anybody listen to this podcast, they got mother issues, daddy issues, issues, issues, okay? They got work issues. They got boyfriend issues. More issues than Vogue, okay? We all got problems,

and that's why we listening to this craziness. That's why we're comedians. Yes. We're comedians. You guys are doing God's work. We are. You know, I burned down my house when I was 11, and I wouldn't even think that I would be

on this couch right now living the life that I'm living. Honestly, I can't believe I have a pyro in my home right now. A pirate and a retired stripper Look at me, hanging out with sinners Burn, baby, burn No, put your arm down, we're not doing that here Amber, what are your plans for the summer? Plans for the summer, I'm about to go to California

I have a friend who's getting married in Sonoma And then I'm going to go to Yosemite Which is where my family vacations every year Vacations, camps, we camp camp yeah we camp uh so in okay so you guys are getting married you don't know when do you have any do you have have you started your wedding vision but your pinterest board yet oh that's so funny i just logged back into pinterest i was like what was i thinking and i had this board that i made like five years ago called someday and it's all stuff that you're like that's not

what i want to wear that's not what i want it to look like it's all nice and jars full of daisies Those ain't my flowers. Good Lord. If there was no budget, where would you get married? If you could get married anywhere, where would you get married? Like, if your friends had money. Oh, my God. And you had money.

I would go to Brazil. There's this beach outside of Sao Paulo called Maracias. Oh, wow. It's beautiful. There's, like, the rainforest and then the beach right next to it. And there's, like, it's amazing. the beaches are white and lovely

and like and the people are brown the beaches are white and the people are brown the beaches are white the people are brown that's Brazil that's nice

a lot of thongs yeah oh they call they call the bathing suits that we wear like bikinis that we wear diapers

oh wow because they're so big they're like American girls they're wearing too big of bathing suits okay well for your wedding would you wear a thong

just a little thong with a veil just yeah just a white thong and a veil and pasties that'd be hot because I'm classy

yeah obviously that's a wedding in brazil that is classy for brazil what are you talking about amber if you need me to walk you down the aisle i am here for you the unofficial expert is here i will be your mother and your father and your father mother of the ride father of the bride i'll wear merrills and everything oh i love it an ugly white man's shoe i'll have my havianas on this little boy that i used to nanny has has also offered that he would walk me down the aisle how How old is he? He's eight now. Tell him to beat it.

I already asked him. I'm older than him. I will kill him. Are you, Marie? Amber, where can people listening catch you? What's your podcast, Plug Everything, where people can find you? People can find all of my stuff on my website at amberrollo.com, A-M-B-E-R-R-O-L-L-O.com. Or you can listen to more stuff like this on my podcast with Chanel Ali called Daddiless Issues.

you can find us on instagram or twitter at daddyless issues or you can find me personally on instagram or twitter at amber c rollo amber what the c is at the end of the podcast and you just now corrected me on your last name oh i said rollo everybody's it's like it's like it doesn't even um i don't even know you are submissive no bitch somebody say my name cindy i'll be like a said name and they'd be like but it's spelled wrong it's cindy you're stupid they're like whatever marie i'm like shut up marie amber rollo rollo yeah i mean rollo's the candy that's what every that's why everyone wants to say well i thought that's where your money came from the candy i was like we have two l's

no i didn't eat the candy yeah me neither um i'm definitely gonna put that in the notes that Sydney is a rude-ass host and didn't mispronounce your last name. But anyway, you're trash. Oh, no, I'm trash, trash, trash. It makes me think of when I was on soccer teams in middle school and stuff. Rolo, it makes me think of coaches. I don't know. It doesn't bother me.

Rolo, get in the game. Pick up a shirt. Yeah, get there. Get in the front, Rolo. Rolo, who bought the, you bought the almond slices? Yeah. Who bought the almond slices? I used to go to my brother's soccer games, and I hated it

because soccer is boring to me to watch. but i used to be eating them them orange slices with the team though yeah like my mom cut these these are mine did we learn anything today sydney i think we did i feel like it's good to know that you were stripping on your dime on your choice like it had nothing to do with dad issues or per se and uh you've been through a lot and i feel like you own it and that's that's good to hear because uh having daddy issues sometimes sounds like a victim thing and it's totally no bitch we out here we all got problems you're living it you got engaged you got man he got all his teeth you know you're doing great he does he does have all his teeth that's important it's important what did

i learn today i learned that sydney hangs out with people who rob dudes at strip clubs but i got robbed too sis i got robbed too well that's i'm a victim as well i was like well what can i put in my case well because you you got robbed because you ain't got no dad those are your daddy issues wow you're right interesting fascinating you should take your you should take your girl to the park what park that's where i met her so yeah when we get married i'm definitely doing it cities had that queued up literally oh my god i was waiting i was like when can i use this ah well that i think it's done now okay that's our theme song that is and we're out we're still

we still need a theme song so um all y'all talking shit talking about oh we gonna send you some i haven't gotten anything yet have you got anything dry inbox is dry nothing so when are y'all gonna send us to soundcloud i mean lawrence did send me all his stuff and marie was like wow marie said i don't know if this is what we're looking for so lawrence i'll put it out there i'll try to you know get it for you um but amber you've been outstanding guests i've learned so much about you and you know i'm glad that you're able to come do the podcast and talk about stripping yeah you should have been you should have been our stripping expert yeah you should of maybe you could come back i would love to i would love to talk more about stripping with you

guys yes give us the right kind of outfits that we need what kind of pizzazzle you know thongs we need yes chains that you put on your nipples to make it look you know tassels and whatnot okay oh that's that's burlesque that's less my forte and i have done burlesque once but only on on karen's show oh stand up and take your clothes off yeah the night where they did like the switch where the stand-ups did burlesque and burlesque dancers did stand up it was fun oh wow we won't be doing that but uh thank you so much you guys been great shout out to dick wolf bye