MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Hood Expert" with Petey DeAbreu

Episode Date: October 7, 2016

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This podcast is brought to you by Zipcar.com, earn $25 in free driving credit at joinzipcar.com slash unofficial experts. Hey, this is the unofficial expert where we don't know, but we feel like we know. Yeah, I'm Sydney Washington and I'm just Marie. Sydney, did you feel like an expert in anything this week? Yes. My expertise was not cooking a damn thing. Ooh, yeah, yeah.

Adrienne tries to make me cook all the time, and I be dodging that shit. I'm like, nah. What was the last time you cooked? I reheated some wings last week. Yeah, that doesn't count. Yeah, that doesn't count. That does not count. I reheated some wings.

Yeah, that's not cooking. I made ramen two weeks ago. Okay, I'm going to just stop you right there. I'll put eggs in it. Mm-mm. No. Nah. What was I an expert in this week?

I was an expert in not getting a seat on the train every time I hopped on the train this week. Like, you get on, you see the pregnant chick, you try to put your stomach out, nobody cares because, you know, I'm super cut up and my abs are, like, super deep. And then just trying to fight old white men for seats and losing. But the expert of not getting it, you probably are like slow and thinking and like you don't know well you know what sometimes you

think somebody's gonna get up because they have like their you see them gathering their things yeah and then they just they just trying to get a book out they purse and then the person who didn't reach for anything gets up and you like you're too far away from that seat that's when you uppercut him you gonna learn today all right so we have a wonderful guest so good oh super excited we got uh this guy is is an expert in all things hood just hood related yeah give it up for pd y'all the hope of the hood i wish there was a clap and like you guys gotta get a sound effect what's up yo this is yo first of all never fall for the pump fake on the train that's called the pump fake when they go for the book that's a pump fake because i and for and the other second of all

You got to observe everybody on the train. I'm nice with the seat grabbing. I'm so nice. If I see you and I like you on the train, like say I'm feeling you, I will get it. I will get a seat for you. I'll sit down and be like, yo, ma, yo, ma, yo, you want to sit? I got this for you. Oh, you're trying to pick people up on the train?

But nah, but just want some love, though, because I see you working hard. You know what I'm saying? and I see you, and you might not have the agility and the reflexes. You might not have the reflexes, you know what I'm saying? You might not have the Subway IQ it takes, because that's, it's called Subway IQ, you know what I'm saying?

It's very, like, last, and then you gotta know the stops. Like, last night, I was on a 7, right? So, it was an express. It was about to hit Queensborough. I'm like, somebody's getting up. So, what I did was, I was posted up on the door. I knew the door opens on where I was posted up, so I got

to the other door, right? And then I just excuse me i waited and i seen like some people like doing what you said they was doing like pump faking i was like nah and then like all the way on the other side once the train stopped and the doors open i seen like three indian chicks get up yo i fucking like the way i got to this seat was so smooth like i did it like i didn't even walk straight to the seat like i did but like i maneuvered like i spun to it you know i'm saying like like my back was so it was like i came like this and then my back was like like my ass went

right into the seat like too much. Then I boxed it out because I saw two other people was coming and sitting Petey, what sneakers were you wearing? Yeah, what kind of kicks did you have on? I had on the New Balances. Wow! Wait, are New Balances in the hood now? Yo, they've been

in the hood. Where y'all been at? Really? Ever since high school, the 574s was big in the hood. See, that's what a lot of people think. A lot of people that's not in the hood and don't know, like we've been stealing white people's swag for the longest, but we make it hot. Ralph Lauren, that's

not for black. You've never seen We Hot Now. You mean Polo Associates. No, USPA. I'm talking low. I'm talking Ralph Lauren. Big ups to Ralph Lipschitz. I thought it was just Ralph Lauren. It's an American designer.

Ralph Lauren. His last name is Lipschitz. It's actually Ralph Lauren's Tate. I don't know if you guys knew that. His last name is Lipschitz, though, in real life, because he's Jewish, but he didn't want people to hate on him, so he was like, fuck, give him Lorraine. Probably a bitch he used to like back in the day. Well, of course, Petey knows about Polo. Polo is big in the hood.

That's what I'm saying. We always, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, so, the only things, even a few summers ago, we was rocking fucking boat shoes in the hood. And you, everyone looked awful. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Were they Prada boat shoes? Nah, these was, we talking Sperry's.

Sperry's. We talking Rock Post. I've never seen a hood dude in Sperry's. Come to the hood, yo. Come on, Tam. Now, what is the outfit? What's the rest of the outfit? You got the boat shoes on.

We just doing denims and maybe like a nice little shirt. Nothing too crazy. Denims. Denims. Little denim, little jean. Little Gap denim. Absolutely not Gap. Absolutely not.

You know how bad I wish Gap and Old Navy would figure out the hood cut? The Gap is not in. You ever throw an Old Navy? I'll try it because I'm on the budget. I'm not balling, so I'll be like, fuck it. Let me see. Maybe I could go. Like, these right here, cargo shorts, cargo pants, Old Navy all day.

Yeah, Old Navy is really going to hurt. But, like, once we get into denims, nah, you got to go find something. You got to go Levi's or some shopping. Levi's. Nigga, you throw those on, you be looking like rock and shit. Like, Eleanor. Like, you look like you a garbage man or some shit. Like, you fucking coach a junior high school basketball team.

Let's go through some companies. J.Crew? Sweaters. Okay, J.Crew sweaters. We could do a little sweater, like Sunday swag. Ooh, I might hit you with a little canary. Ooh, with these glasses. Banana Republic.

A little canary. Banana Republic, good cologne. Oh, okay. Cologne, pop it. Now, what about the Zara? Never fucked with the Zara. I don't fuck really with the new shit, like Zara. Zara's not new.

Zara's been around. Yeah. I mean, it might be new in the Bronx. Yeah, in the Bronx, we never knew the Zara. We just got an H&M in the hood. Oh, yeah, actually. So, Petey, how long have you recited in the hood? My whole life.

I took a break for, like, maybe, like, five, six years. I moved out to Miami, but it was still very hood. Yeah, Miami's a different type of hood. It's just got a beach. Well, no, no, no. Miami's a hood where people wear, like, white linen. Yeah. Well, when I lived on the beach, it was the beat.

It wasn't the hood. Like, I'm talking Versace linens, you know what I'm saying? Versace linens. I'm talking yellow denims, you feel me? I'm talking fucking Porsches and fly shit Ducatis Were you wearing

Silk fabrics Nah I had loafers though I fucked with the loafers Heavy moccasins That was my shit So when you go to the beach No sandals

Put you throwing some Oh yeah I mean A sand Alright we talking Which beach though South beach I'm rocking my

Flip flops Nike flip flops But we talking Orchard beach Thames I'm rocking Thames Yo you don't know What kind of fucking

Articles Well tell the people Who don't live in New York What Orchard Beach is Orchard Beach is the Hoodiest beach You ever want to go to You know what I'm saying

It's like imagine The wire with the beach All the way in the Bronx Well see that's Last stop That's where you messed up You said it's the last stop Or the 6 train

And then you gotta Take a bus 29 bus Or if you got cab money You take a little $7 cab $8 cab But if you have money

Why would you go To Orchard Beach Because you trying You might You know You don't trust Motherfuckers in Brooklyn and Coney Island.

That's a long train ride. It is a long train ride. From the Bronx. From the Bronx, yeah. That's a million stops. Million. Like, if you leave now, you're going to get there

like five in the evening. You might catch the sun going down. Right now, it's 1228 p.m. That's what I'm saying. She just, dude! So that means you got to get up at the crack of dawn.

You got to get up at like 5 a.m. Yo, real quick. We went off the rails, I feel like. Okay. So you born and raised in the Bronx? Born and raised in the BX. What can you tell us

about the Bronx that, like, people normally get wrong. The Bronx, see, a lot of people, they shit on the Bronx. They say it's a bad place. Yes. They say that, you know. These sounds like facts to me.

Nah, these is not facts because the Bronx is, I feel like, it's like a good gym. You know what I'm saying? Because you're running a lot. Yeah, but like... Away from the Bronx. But you, it's like, it's like Survivor.

You know what I'm saying? The show Survivor. Where it's like, if you make it out, you Gucci. so you're not telling us why the Bronx is good cause you said it yeah it sounds like

that's what I'm saying it's a good training ground it prepares you for the rest of the world it sounds like it's preparing you for the Bronx teaches you about life

see you can't cry in the hood cause it's like yo we all fucked up you're the only one crying you know what I'm saying so when you get into the rest of the world

when you see hurdles that's just that's waking up for you when you see obstacles that's just another day in the Bronx your hood philosophy is not cutting it with us

I'm telling you, yo, I'm telling you, man. I be seeing people crying, man. I say, man, they must have never felt no pain. Petey, you look like the hood Malcolm X right now. Let me tell you something. I can't. It's a way of life. It's a lifestyle.

It's a lifestyle you choose to lead. You know what I'm saying? And I've chosen it. Okay, cuisine. What's some good places to eat in the hood? Yo, I'm going to tell you. First, we're going to go to the bodega. You know what I'm saying?

We're going to keep it funky. Say you got five hours. You can eat. Say you got one dollar. You can still eat. That's what I'm saying. One dollar you get one platano Fry that bitch up

Wait they're doing that They sell platanos at the bodega You get a loose platano You got looseies You get a loose One platano like 50 cents 25 cents Oh my god

You Gucci 3 for 75 You Gucci Wait what Y'all be buying your produce Produce in the bodega I'm saying yo you get that You get like an egg

One egg Take that upstairs I can't Or two eggs Okay for five dollars What can you get at the bodega? Somebody gets you $5. It's supermarket sweet, but it's bodega sweet.

What do you buy? $5, and I'm trying to eat. And how long does this meal got to hold me over to? Two days. Two days? Oh, I'm getting mad ramen noodles. I'm getting like 20 packs of ramen noodles and some Kool-Aid powder. You're going to be real swollen in the face.

You're going to be full of sodium. Yeah, very swollen. Holding all that salt, holding all that water. Yo, what you think? You're going to look like a chipmunk. In the hood, sweating tears. Yo, we formulate our own fucking sodium, yo. That ain't nothing but sodium

$5 just needs to last you for one day Alright one day I'll probably get like I think I might For one day I feel like Cause you just need For a day

You could get like $3 worth of Boar's head I'm cooking? Here's what I'm going to do Some pasta, cheap little pasta cheese. So not the gorilla, but the other one. Not gorilla, just whatever. Gorilla.

You know what I'm saying? Get the gorilla, get the pasta, boom. Get me some motherfucking, some Vienna sausages maybe. Or maybe even some bacon. Get a little bacon. That's awful. You know what I'm saying? You get you some go to the pizza shop,

yo, steal some Parmesan cheese. You know what I'm saying? Steal some Parmesan cheese, yo. All you need is some little noodles, some sausages, and some fucking, some parmesan. Oh, my God. Some pepper. I heard rice. Rice can hold you over.

Oh, rice is another one. You get rice. You get some eggs. You get some ketchup packets. What? Ketchup packets? Hot sauce is what's really going to make you feel like Thanksgiving. I'm sorry.

A little hot sauce. Hot sauce is really going to feel like, oh, this is for the soul. Like, see, a lot of people don't know this. The real secret behind soul food is the hot sauce. Because once that tingle hits you, you'll be like, ooh, for the soul. No Okay Next

We're gonna go to Or five dollars You know what else you could get Yeah You can go to the Chinese spot now Yes That's what I was waiting for you to say But you said bodega

You said bodega Okay But then you took us to the pizza spot For the cheese So we're already outside now But that's after we purchased The Vienna sausages And the pasta

And we still got some money For Lucy's And a packet of Kool-Aid After all of that Okay so you got five dollars What are you getting From the Chinese spot Chinese spot

Yo five dollars I'm gonna get me I'm going to get me lunch special. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes. You got to be before three before they start trying to spaz. Don't come at 3-0-1.

Don't come at 3-0-1. And that's the other thing. In the hood, you got to ride your hunger out. Like, you can't get hungry right away and be like, ooh, let me get, you got to let that shit,

let the, I think it was the great American poet, Little Wayne, who once said, you got to let the beat build. You know what I'm saying? You got to let the beat build. You got to let the hunger build.

You know what I'm saying? American poet, Little Wayne. But in the hood, don't people wake up late? Who's going to make it in time to get there at three? Nah, motherfuckers don't wake up that late. Because motherfuckers be waking up

and you got to get right. You got to smoke a blunt. You know what I'm saying? Get to build the new tree. You got to call your man. Yo, so much good. How much you got on the butt? Okay, lunch special. Oh, lunch special. I'm going for the classic. I used to be a chicken wing dude, but then I started

being economical. That's all I remember Cause my mom's growing up She used to feed us Or like four of us With chicken wings So we get half a chicken Shrimp fry

Cause shrimp Anything shrimp in the hood Is a dollar It's like yo you doing it It's a dollar extra Niggas is watching Your fucking orders Be like where you got

Shrimp nigga Ooh Niggas living better now Coochie sweater now You know what I'm saying Oh you got You got them shrimp But like

You know I get like A half a chicken Pork fried rice Boom That's like $5 right there. That is. That's more like $5.45. Well, you know, you can always be like,

I'll come in every day, son. That's why it's important to go to the same place every day. You got to have credit. That's one thing. If I could teach motherfuckers how to survive in the hood, go to the same place every day. So they know your face. So they know your face.

Even if you just buy something for a quarter. And always, you know what? Hood etiquette, how you get, I always ask the dude behind the counter what his name is. That's like me being nice. Yeah, but see, that's not hood etiquette. Like, anywhere that you go, if you ask the person their name, they feel like... No, I'm saying in the hood, though, you're like, yo, Ak, what's your name, yo?

He's like, Sariq. You're like, what? Sariq? What? You call him Ak anyway. And then you just make up a name for him anyway. You're like, hey, yo, Safleek. What up, nigga?

Safleek? Hey, yo, Safleek. They don't even know what it means, but they be like, yo, they love me in the hood. They feel accepted. And now you're like, yo, so I'm like... Because that's a little nickname. Like, say the other day, I went in, I had like five dollars. I'm like, damn, yo, I got five.

Yo, you going to let me live some fleek? He's like, yeah, I got you. And you know what I do? I won't go back for like a month or two because they forgot about the credit. They got the $8 joints, $7 joints across the street too. So you got to play the game. PD, next on the list, dating.

What's dating like in the hood? Oh, there's no such thing. It's just fucking. It's not dating. I mean, people go to dates, but it's really just An appetizer to fucking That's just a fuck appetizer Nobody goes to the movies

People's kids Like people in real relationships Go to the movies Like damn I'm stuck With this motherfucker Let's go to the movies again But people that's out there They go on the BBQs

Yeah Little Henny wings Little Henny colada With the big diabetes cup You know how the BBQ They get a diabetes cup With the big straw They want you to inhale

the diabetes faster. So that's the first date place? Yeah, BBQs. That's a Valentine's Day place. Or you know where else you could go? What's big in the hood right now?

You know what's big in the hood right now? Hookah. Yeah, hookah everywhere. Yo, you take shorty to the hookah? Ah, a little hookah. Yo, pass me the hookah.

A little hookah? Flavors. What's the best flavor of hookah? I don't even smoke hookah, but I'm guessing like sour apple or some shit. You know the hood like that. You know what I mean?

A little hot. If they had Hennessy, I would say Hennessy flavor hookah Because you know niggas like Hennessy, Hooper. Niggas put Henny on everything, man. Henny wings, Henny fucking colada. Yeah. Henny waffles.

So you said people don't date in the hood like that. Well, people don't go on dates like that. They don't go on dates like that. People don't date like that in the hood, man. People just want to fuck, man. Okay, so. Shorty to the crib, you got that AC pumping. That's why I was like, I came over here.

I'm like, yo, son got nice rugs. Ain't even no cigarette burns in it. This nigga's doing good, son. Ain't no plastic on the couch. I know bitches that'll give it up for a ride to they auntie crib a few blocks away. Like, oh, you drive?

Don't even matter what kind of car you got. Like, oh, you drive? So what's the, like, okay. So, you know, everybody was talking about catcalling last summer because they're late. This has been a way of life since life began. You see somebody, like, what are people

saying to people on the streets right now? What are you saying? I'm not saying shit. Okay, so what are people saying to you? But if you were saying something, what would you say? I'd switch it up. Because, like, everybody say, God bless you. I'd be like, yo, peace be with you, ma.

Ooh, ooh. They'd be like, ooh, damn, he just blessed me? Peace be with you. He just gave me peace to go. Oh, my God. Because it said, be with you. Be with you. Like, be gone.

You know what I'm saying? But it's like, peace be with you along your journeys in life. That's deep. So that's your opener. If she stopped, what'd you say next? What's your follow-up? Yo, you know what's so crazy? Niggas in the hood is not even prepared for follow-ups, because we already know you're

not stopping. That's like you see a superstar, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then she turns around. Then you go back to your mans, you're like, yo, you seen that motherfucker right there? Ooh, yeah, she want this dick. She just feel nervous about pulling over on the Ave and, you know, everybody seeing her. Yeah, why do guys in cars in the hood do that? Because, oh, that's different, though.

That works. Does it? it hasn't worked for me I have never I have never because y'all is not y'all see y'all hungry

but y'all not thirsty big difference I don't even think I'm hungry I mean as far as ambitious what you guys are doing you know what I'm saying

you got the podcast popping that's ambitious there's a lot of fucking bum bitches out there that they don't have that ambition when I wasn't doing much

I would not never I'm just saying look look look because you're not certified like you're not roaches crawling

over your foot hood no so this is who I'm talking about when I'm like, yo, the shorty that's living in certain situations, if she hears a beep beep, she gonna look like, huh? That sounds like

a better day to me. And then she gonna move accordingly. It's all strategy, baby. That's all it is. She gonna move accordingly. This guy ran up on me and my sister the other day, and he was like, hey, excuse me, can I take you out sometime to get a tea or a coffee? Oh, that nigga's corny. And my sister was like, well, you didn't ask my sister

if she wanted something to drink. And he was like, oh, she could come too. I was like, my throat is not try. And he was like, if you don't drink tea or coffee, we can get like a juice, like a fresh squeezed juice because my sister has like muscles and stuff. Yeah, I've seen your sister. Your sister like Serena Foster.

Yeah, that's exactly what she looks like. And she was like, no thanks. You know what? Growing up in high school, I used to hang out with girls who were hood and we would go to the club and we would get rides from the dudes that we just met in the club to the dining.

Oh yeah, I used to do that in So that's what I would do. Like, I would get in somebody's car that I don't know. To go to the diner. But the girls I was with, they was like brolic. You know, like they were boulders. Like, nobody was going to fuck with both of them. Shout out to them boulder bitches.

Son, the last time I was in the Bronx with a stranger, I was at the Labor Day Parade a couple years ago. Many, many years ago. A couple, no, four years ago. Hood-ass parade. Yeah. And we met these dudes, and the dude was like, my name is Cheddar. Cheddar boy.

Yes, he's getting paper. He's getting paper. Cheddar. He had a little mixtape he showed us. He had his friend. His friend's name was Madu. He was like, this is Madu. We got on the train with him.

African, short for Amadu. We got on the train with him, and we're in the Bronx. Now, from Eastern Parkway all the way up to the Bronx. You must have been feeling young. Cheddar. She was really chubby. It was me and my homegirl. How many nutcrackers did you have?

I don't know. Don't lie. You're my homegirl. So we're drinking. We're smoking. I hadn't smoked in a really long time. I'm crazy paranoid, right? And Cheddar and my homegirl went in the room.

What train you was on? I don't remember. This was a minute ago. Okay, okay. I don't know what train I was on. It was... Heading to the Bronx. Couldn't be...

It was going to the Bronx. Couldn't have been a good look. I'm there. I'm paranoid. I was like, they're going to kill me. I'm sending people my location. I'm like, this is where I... I'm taking pictures of everything in the house.

Like, in case I die, this is what the room look like. Awful. There were no walls. You had no walls I looked up and Madu was just sitting there like How you doing? I was like, I'm doing great I'm doing swell backup

You said swell? I didn't say swell I'm saying that now Because we're supposed to be smart That's the word to get you killed Because the guy in the hood Like, what the fuck swell mean? What the fuck you trying to say?

You calling me gay? Swell, swell Bitch, you got STD? Yeah Fucking swell Then he uppercut you You gonna learn today? I don't fuck with no swell, pussy

That shit's swell That shit don't swell You calling me swell? so what happened ultimately you got out of there with your life uh my friend uh cheddar came out the room and he's like yo what's your friend to do because she real aggressive because she was like hitting him and stuff because she when she smokes she fights oh yeah she was like fighting him slap boxing bitch and cheddar comes out he's all messed up i don't know what he was on he was like yo i'll give you guys all the money in the apartment right now if you just leave oh shit and

he had like he was like i got he said he had like ten thousand dollars he's like ten thousand dollars Just take it and go. My drunk friend. I'm like, okay. Let me get my coat. My drunk friend is like, put that away. Put that away. Come back to bed.

The next day we woke up and I was like, did you turn down 10 G's yesterday? Y'all spent the night over there? Yes, we spent the night. I slept on the couch. Your friend was giving it up to Cheddar all night. She came home looking all cheesed up. She didn't take the money. No, she didn't take the money.

You don't know about it. She took the money, took the Cheddar. She took it. She got the Cheddar. She just didn't share it with your ass. Yeah, she got the cheddar all in her mouth. She had cheddar like dripping from her earlobes. Velveeta.

She had Kraft. Okay, what's like a public place in the hood that people usually have sex in? Oh, everywhere. Park, roof. Like what's the top three? Roof, staircase, park. In that order. In that order.

Like if you can't go to the roof because people are already there, then you got to go to the staircase. Yeah, you settle for the staircase. Especially, like, if you live in a big building, like 26 floors. I live in my building with 26 floors. It's going to be a staircase open. 26 floors? What floor you live on?

Four. Oh, that's good. That's good. Nigga can walk. Petey, where did you lose your virginity? In my mama house. In the house? In the house.

On a couch or on a bed? On a bed. My moms came through, too, when the first time I ever was. It's so funny. The first time I was going to smash, my moms came home. Because I was doing the chat line shit back in the day. Oh, yes, me too. Welcome to Raven.

Yes. Welcome to the Raven. I would change my voice like every day. I would have a different. I was never on a chat line. Yeah. I mean, because you. So how did this work?

Oh, so Shorty came through. My man, actually, I wasn't good with it. I didn't have game. My man bagged the Shorty off the line. She came to the BX, to the crib. So we there, whatever. I never had sex before. I'm like 14.

I'm like trying to put a condom I don't know how to put a condom on you didn't watch that health lesson where they roll it on the banana nah we didn't have that in the hood they just was like yo get out there and fuck y'all figure that shit out nah but Shorty was from Harlem so I guess she had more experience

oh she knew what she was doing yo she put that shit on like with her mouth nah she didn't do it I don't remember that shit nah so then boom so then like yo she's about to get on top of me and yo my mom kicks the door

and like boom what the fuck y'all doing you think your mother had it in her like she felt something was going down her spirit in her diaphragm she was just off from work early that day or something like that and you just didn't realize that she was home no she came home like from work

cause I cut school that's what I would do I would never go to school I would just cut and chill at the crib as soon as she came in she heard she was in there she was upset and then she told me like, all right, whatever, whatever, yelled at the girl, and then she was like, walk her to the train, whatever. Walk her to the train.

That was a good mom. But then guess what? So then I fucked her the next day. At the crib. Yeah, because I was like, yo, we too broke for my mom to take two days off. You know what I'm saying? And we spent the next day in a glove.

What size bed was you on? It sounds like, I feel like it was a twin. It was like a hood bed, probably like a fucking single. I don't even know. It was a small ass bed, though. It was like my childhood bed. Yeah, I lost my virginity on two twin beds, too. They pushed her together

One pillow though The ambitions of a fool One pillow and a devil And it wasn't real Those real sheets It was like the real thin ones From the Threadbare

You had the hospital sheets Pretty much She got the hospital I had a dude's mom Walk in on Not she didn't walk in on us We had just finished And she was like

My mom's here He was like get dressed Take your stuff Just wait outside And I was like You just got here And I had to do that So I came back in

He was like, hey mom, this is my friend Marie And his mom was like, mm-hmm Yeah, I smell that pussy juice in the air She was like, mm-hmm Smell that fuck smell She just got here Yeah, mom's pulled out the thermometer Like, oh, it's humid in here

It's humid in here She tasted the air and everything She was like It feels like she's been here for three hours I smell like dick and puss dick and puss. Sounds like Marie Beningham for 45 minutes.

Mm-hmm. All right, so. So you lost your virginity. Yeah, I lost my virginity. Craziest thing that's ever happened to you in the hood. Craziest thing?

Fights. I want to know about the fighting. Fighting? I'm not a fighter. No, I don't want to know that. I just want to know what's the craziest thing

you've seen in the hood. Have you ever seen like- I've seen mad shit. I've seen a lot of- I've seen a dude jump off the roof before. Wait, jump off? Was he running from someone?

Nah, he just jumped off the roof. He committed suicide. But in the hood, we don't say suicide. We're like, yo, he just jumped. He just jumped. I don't want to jump, bro. He's tired.

He was the one to go to sleep the long way. I seen that. I seen the dude get shot. I seen a couple people get shot. I seen my aunt get... The craziest shit, I think the first craziest shit I think I seen was my aunt got stabbed at a birthday party of mine when I was like seven or eight. Wait, it was your birthday?

Yeah. What were they arguing about? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Who stabbed your aunt? My other aunt's baby daddy. Stop it. Her sister's baby daddy. I can't.

What? Wait, no. Did she stay with the dude? The baby dad? Are they still together? Probably. No, no, no. They're not still together.

But she got a nigga that looks just like that nigga. Don't you feel like that in the hood? Like a lot of people look alike? That's for everywhere, though. Yeah, I think that's for everywhere, too. Because I think, you know what it is? it's a certain build see people say people look the same it's a certain build of a person that looks the same it's not actually that they look the same like it'll be like say like

uh who do we say like uh like gauston christina gauston right mm-hmm i could say she looks like a million and one other shorties around my way like that that are not exactly but i mean like with the same physique oh and Slim, curly hair, Puerto Rican, feisty, doing jumping jacks when you see them, when they're just waiting on a train. Okay. I feel like that's not, I can see that. Like, could you picture Christina Galson on a heated conversation on the phone in public? Yes.

You know what I'm saying? That's like, it's like, so it's not that necessarily that someone looks like her, it's that they have the same little vibe. I see it. I feel like, I feel like you're doing it. Like, even for you, like, I could say, like, probably, I could see shorties that look like you, but it's not you. Oh, people would send me pictures of people all the time. They'd be like, Marie, are you in Williamsburg?

I'd be like, no, I'm not in Williamsburg. I got smarties for you who just walk by me. So, I see it, even though I'm a one of a kind. Petey. Talk to me. How would you get out of the hood? Because you're still there. How would I get out the hood?

By what I'm doing. You know what I'm saying? I'm going hard in the paint. You know what I'm saying? I'm seeing no limitations. I'm working hard. I'm using the hood as my gasoline. That's my fuel.

I take the pain and I turn it into positivity. You feel me? I feel like you're doing it right. So can you tell us what some do's and don'ts of the hood are? Things that you absolutely should not be doing in the hood. Yo, all you need to know in the hood, mind your fucking business. Don't be in nobody's business. That shit helped me so far in my life.

Just don't. Because people are going to fuck with you, and I don't mean it in a negative way, but like when they see you you everybody got an aura or vibe so when they see you you got a vibe you got an aura they know you stand up you don't talk to nobody really and then they fuck with you like oh i fucked with this dude yeah yo what's good where you from what do you do that's how you get respect you just gotta ignore that's not respect you say how to survive how you get respect is you gotta be a beast like respect you might gotta respect and respect's gonna come from people that you know people in the hood don't respect strangers like i mean there's a general respect

but there's not like an ultimate respect as far as like yo i fucking respect son like you might respect the dude like i ain't gonna step on his sneakers yeah that's respect oh i ain't gonna skip him in line that's respect oh i ain't gonna rob him that's respect but like as far as respect it don't exist I've never had respect in the hood even when I had like the flyest sneakers

the flyest outfit cause you gotta be in the hood yeah they could already like even here I don't have like I don't get

respect here you know who I get respect by the fucking the janitor the cleaner lady they see me they be like

salute nigga we know you don't belong in here you know what I'm saying we know not even don't belong in here we know you not

from around we know we smell you and cause like I came in downstairs, right? It's a nice building. We're in a very nice place. There's not even a doorman, but like the guy, janitor dude, it's an eye building because

the janitor, they didn't have a dude with a hat and a suit. You know how I praise everybody. Right, right, right. The nigga was the janitor in the lobby talking about, yo, where you going? Hey, watch your mouth. Anthony might be listening to this. I'm like, this is the nicest building we've ever been in. No, this is super nice, but I'm just saying, the dude down, tell him to put a suit on,

son. Nigga's got an all-purpose dude. Like, yo, we got a leak. Hold on. Let me lock the front door and check on the leak. They got to ring the buzzer. Let me zip up my jumpsuit. So as soon as I come in, because you know, also you guys had mentioned, I'm a domesticated hood nigga.

You know what I'm saying? Like I got scruples. Scruples? So listen, so I come in downstairs. There's an older white gentleman. And there's a dude that the janitor slash doorman slash, you know, plumber. So I'm like, hey, good morning, guys. And the older white dude

Just looked at me like Didn't say nothing I was like alright And then Janet the dude Was like good morning I was like see That's what it is Yeah

Yeah But you can't I mean you can't Base any of this On old white dudes No no no I'm just saying But I'm saying

In general But it's a vibe It's what I'm saying I think the only people That old white dudes respect Is old white dudes Yeah Like they don't even

Respect old white women I think if you go back Down there with those Glasses on man They might They might See you differently Yeah

But it's not You know what's funny it's not about how they see me it's about how i see them and how i treat the world i can't control how somebody sees me or how somebody treats me i can control how i am i know i know i know i'm not a dick he gotta live with that whether he's a dick or he's not and he might not feel like he's a dick so he's good whatever you think people who are assholes know that they are well i mean i'm one so i know uh i was gonna say you think people who are assholes know that they asshole they know it's funny i asked that question to someone but yeah i think they know some of them some of them

don't know you know some of them don't give a shit so you're in a hood you know how to survive hood abilities what's a dude thing what's something you have to do when you're in the hood place to go people to see like if i was a tourist and i was like i would love to visit the bronx where should i go yo you gotta go to uh to the landmarks what are the landmarks uh fucking uh sedgwick gav is that where you get like t-shirts that's cool that's where cool herc is from that's where the hip-hop started. Oh. You know what I'm saying?

You got to go to... It's in the hood, so you know what I'm saying? Watch your back when you go over there, but just go there for two seconds, take a little picture,

boop, take a picture of the building and just be like, yo, boom, that's where it started at. And then leave. And then get the fuck out of there.

Marie, that's what we should do. That's like our field trip. Yeah, we should take a trip up there. I feel like, Petey, you're like a hood dude with scruples. That's what I'm saying.

What sets you apart from other hood dudes? I feel like, What music are you listening to? Right now, I listen to hood shit, but I also listen to a little classical. I listen to jazz. Can we get a little sample of what you got on your... Oh, you want a little sample?

I'm going to let you listen to what I was listening to on the way here. Are you on Spotify? I'm on SoundCloud. My money ain't no way right, but I go. Okay, so you're using your data. Whatever it is. I'm on Metro PCS. Ain't no such thing as data, yo.

Metro PCS be like Yo you get everything you want son You know what I'm saying Shit ain't always gonna be All the way right Alright so you ready Yeah Break it down

This is shit I be rocking Metro PCS I feel like That's the hood Sponsor of the hood It is Absolutely That's who gonna sponsor My fucking album

I feel like Cricket Is catching up though I feel like It's Cricket's popping up They have barkers They have barkers for Cricket I'm gonna tell you what The thing is about Cricket

Why Cricket will never Truly be a success is I feel like Cricket got People gotta like People gotta like The naming and shit Oh you don't like Cricket Yeah

Nobody likes crickets, yo. All right, here's my ball. Here we go, Petey. This is what Petey was listening to on the train today. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is the artist? Is this Bach? I don't even know, yo.

I just put in fucking piano. When is the beat going to drop and I'm going to hear Wiz Khalifa? This is the beat right here, though. What is the beat? No, it wouldn't even be Wiz. It would be Kanye. Yeah, Kanye. Or like Eminem.

Yeah. Wait, now are you listening to this on the train with or without headphones? That is the true test. That's whiff, that's whiff, that's whiff. Because if you're hood, it's a speaker. You just assume everybody wants to listen to what you listen to. Yo, let me tell you why.

I was on a train the other night and a nigga was watching a movie with the sound. Dude started doing it. I just started talking loud as fuck. So I was trying to inconvenience him You know what I'm saying Like he was watching the movie

I was like Yo Yo that shit is crazy Yo And then you just start Talking reckless about people Like yo I hate stupid niggas Niggas just be stupid

Niggas are stupid son And then that was it And then Wait what was he watching I don't know I didn't really peep over It might have been something like You know

It was some action shit though Or probably like the expendables. Yeah, some stupid shit to keep a P-brain stimulated. What train were you on? I think I went on a six. That sounds like an A-train type of thing. An A-train, they like... That could also be the J-train.

Oh, the J-train. Or the Q-train. Oh, the J-train, people take their shoes off and they just like kick it up and they have like, they close out and they be braiding hair on the J-train. It's just crazy. Yo, sometimes you gotta go where they got A.C. The A.C. do be poppin'. That's what I'm saying.

It be real. You gotta have that survivability. I was on the train the other day, and it was, I got on, and it was these two tatted up, like, hood chicks with, like, four kids. They took the whole bitch, like, the whole, no one could fit anywhere, right? Not that anybody wanted to sit with them. And she was, like, cursing the whole time, and her friend was like, come on, come on. And she was like, I'm not trying to go in the world with these badass kids. And she was like, the baby was trying to sleep on her.

And she was like, knocking the baby's head off her lap. She was like, get off. Because you know what they train in them? How to survive in the world. You feel me? Ain't no time. Yo, it was a great American poet, ODB, who once said. I love his work.

He said, yo, if my daughter shall fall, I don't pick her up. I look at her and I say, get up. Let's go. He said, because I'm raising a warrior. I'm raising somebody that's going to learn how to fall and get up on their own. And I will call BCW on that, man. I will call. Oh, can I tell y'all something real quick?

I got some nephews in town right now. Three of them. Three, five, and eight. Okay. I ain't never seen some soft... Yo. Where are they from? They were born, they're from Cali.

Oh, that's why. They were in Cali. But where in Cali? By the bay. Palo Alto or some shit. Palo Alto is pretty decent. It's not too bad. They live in a cul-de-sac?

I don't know where they live, but they need to come to the hood, man, and learn how to live, how to survive like fucking young Mowgli from the Jungle Book. People say good morning over there. I'm saying people say good morning here, but listen, yo, these kids. No, they don't. Yo, let me tell you something about my oldest, the oldest one of those three, eight years old. Okay.

The motherfucker only eats chicken fingers and chicken nuggets. And my sister allows that shit. I feel like kids really like chicken nuggets. I get it. I like chicken nuggets, but I'm not never brave enough to be like, all I eat, the only thing acceptable to me is chicken finger. Get it out, my friend. He's some sort of king.

I remember growing up, I used to have to eat liver. You remember liver? Yeah, I do remember. I hate liver. My aunt used to be like, yo, you're not even getting off the fucking table. You can't even leave the table. Oh, my mom was good at that. You Haitian, right?

Yeah. See, my family from Guyana, so it's the same West Indian thing of like, yo, you- You got to eat liver. Liver and onions. I used to pick the beans out of the rice. My mom would make rice and beans. I would pick the beans out, and my mom would be like, you're not going to get up until you eat all these beans.

And she would let me sit there for like an hour and a half, and I would eat like a tiny piece of bean at a time. But we're talking about food, and we're talking about palates, and we're talking about how wise you are, how cultured you are. Domesticated. I like to say domesticated. That sounds like you wear a leash at the house. No, because it's like I used to be a thief, right?

So, I won't steal your shit no more, but I still appraise it. You feel me? I'll be like, you see, as soon as I walked into the crib, I was like, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You were casing the place? I was like, Xbox One, all right. So, Petey, can you appraise some wine for us?

Yeah, we got- Can you do like a- Absolutely. We got to do a little wine tasting. A little wine tasting. With our domesticated hood. Absolutely. Yo, you know I like a little Chardonnay.

Some Luther Vandross. A little Anita. A little Anita. A little Anita. A little Anita. A little Anita. A little Anita. A little Anita.

A little Anita. okay so one of these is a rosé and one of these is a pinot grigio you know peanut wait why were you you weren't supposed to tell him i want him i want him to tell us which is which you gotta close your eyes and you gotta taste both yo can i tell y'all a story about wine a lot of people don't know no you gotta taste them close your eyes close your eyes not on the equipment please You put the pinky out It's in red cup So it's like

It feels like home Doesn't it? I already know I can taste the grapes Okay What are the grapes? What are the notes? These are white grapes

Okay Are you sure? Let me give you Let me give you one more Take a cup Taste like a good year What was a good year? What was the year?

I was probably like When Clinton was in there, maybe like 95. Wait, Clinton in there in 95? I don't even know when. 94. Here, here's a cup. Close your eyes and taste this other cup. This is wine, too?

Yeah. Don't be slipping no more liquor on me. I don't do more liquor before noon. I do more liquor in the evening. The sun got to go down for me to take a sip of Coke 45. The sun doesn't set until like 8 p.m. in the summertime. Oh. this is different

I feel like y'all playing a trick on me like this might be the same fucking shit no it's not though damn this is I was expecting something a different taste but this is very similar taste we putting you on right now remember it's from the same vineyard

alright which one one or two one or two what which one is which number one was what? I'm going to say the number one

was the peanut and the two was the rose-izzle. You are correct. You are correct, my friend. You are very correct. Yo, but this crazy

because I expected like, this is rose wine? Yes, it's rose wine. Prosecco? No, it's rose wine. Prosecco is sparkling wine. I don't know everything. You know what I'm saying?

What are the notes? What do you taste in that rose? This shit right here tastes like success. And boat parties. This shit right here It tastes like, um, everybody could pay the bill that you hang out with.

Everybody. This tastes like. That tastes like not asking for separate checks. Yeah, this tastes like, yo, don't worry, everybody got this. So me. This tastes like, oh, shit, is this, is it brunch already? Yo, this shit tastes like, I think it was the great American songstress, Mary J. Blige, who once said,

No more pain No more pain That's what it tastes like It tastes like no more pain I feel like you should have like Sponsorship? No, a board with cheese Gruyere

Gruyere? Gruyere Like Gruyere bombs? No Gruyere cheese, fool I don't like Gruyere I don't like cheese that's not I like cheddar cheese

I like a little pro A little swish You're all talking about A little swish You're talking about all basic cheeses right now. Very basic. See, a lot of people... Let me tell you something about the thing. Those are like the Ugg boots of cheese.

Let me tell you something about the word basic and the context of basic. Let me see. Go ahead, tell us. It's the person that makes something basic or not. I could take something that people would deem basic and make it... Like New Balance is basic as shit. Yeah, they are. Those are gym teachers.

But when I rock them, it's a whole... I think it was a great American actor, Kadeem Harrison, who played in the show. In the late 80s, mid 90s. It's a different world. It's a different world when your boy throws them on. When you put new balances on, I'm like, oh, look at Petey.

He looks good. He got new balances on, though. But my sweat, see? And then the thing in the hood, we watch the numbers, too. So if you come in with 574s, we're like, yo, you might have got that at VIN. But if you come with the 998s, the 999s, the fucking, the five joints, you're like, oh, I think I spent some money on them things. Those were the Jimmy Jazz's?

As long as you don't got the marathon, the father marathon sneakers on, you know, this because there's good looking ones and there's ugly ones like the marathon joints. Ugly. The stock ones. Terrible. But once you get a little. These are things that both me and Marie have no idea. I didn't even know that they came in different numbers.

Yeah. I thought they came in different colors. Once you get the reflective, like the reflectors be popping on it, you'd be like, oh, you got a little reflection on it. Oh, shit. That's totally fine. Yo, Petey, I feel like we need to talk about, we need to quiz you. We wanted to quiz you because we want to make you the unofficial expert.

I'm not official, yo. You know I know a notary public. We could get this shit notarized. No, this is all unofficial. This is all unofficial. Straight official tissue, referee with a whistle, chicken wing with the gristle. But when people hear, when they hear your name, though, they're going to be like, yo, Petey, he's a hood expert.

Oh, he's certified. Yeah, expert. So we're going to ask you a few questions. Connoisseur. I put the sewer in connoisseur. Okay, first question. Shoot. What is the name of the brown and green Timbaland boots?

Free from broccolis. That's already hands down. You want the chicken broccolis? You want the sesame chickens? What's the chicken broccolis? That's the green and the beige looking joints. Green and beige. And then there's the mac and cheese ones, right?

What's the mac and cheese? Those are the sesames. Yeah, oh, okay. Sesames. It's like a cinnamon brown. I only knew the beef and broccoli. I mean, you've got to expand your lifestyle choices. Beige and green.

Those Tims sound hideous. No, they were cute. Because it's like a mild greenish, it's like a military green almost. It's cool, right? Chicken and broccoli, you know what I'm saying? For the fall. They're like the for the fall boots. I feel like Tims are for the fall, though.

We saw a dude yesterday He had on a pair of Timbs At the park Swing I'm doing some shit next week Man on the beach I go to Orchard Beach And I interview people

I'm rocking a hoodie and Timbs On the beach Sunday Come through You are going to lose About 20 pounds Because you've been Swinging your life away Yes you are

Alright next question Shoot Can I finish drinking this rosé? Absolutely Of course You can do what you need to do I don't really like to mix my wines But for y'all

Okay here's your next question Shoot Besides V.I.M., name three other hood-exclusive stores. Exclusive spots? Yo, we got Sammy's on Fordham, hands down. Yes. Sammy's is popping. Sammy's on Fordham.

We got BX Sports on Westchester Ave. That shit's popping. BX Sports. BX Sports, come through. Don't act like a stranger. And then for the classics, we got Frank's Army and Navy on East Tremont or also on Jerome Avenue under the 4 train.

You get all your champion hoodies, all your boots, all your fatigues for when it's war mode. You know what I'm saying? Sammy's on Fordham. They'll have like a little ball main in there.

You like, how did ball main come to the hood? Sammy got the phone number, man. Shout out to Black and Sammy's with the CDs and the DVDs and all that shit. My man Black

been holding it down. Even though Black, you act like you didn't know me, nigga. I flew you out to Miami. You said Stefan Marbury flew you out. Nigga, it was me, nigga.

From the hood. I flew you out and I got you a hotel room so stop telling people Steph on Marbury threw you out. Shout out to Sammy's, Frank's Across the Street,

Frank's on East Tremor and BX Sports. Petey, you get extra points for that. And then shout out to my man Success Clothing, VE Heavy in the Hood from the BX.

Watch out for them. Petey, I hate you. There's Balmain in the Hood? Yeah. That's Sammy's. Yo, something about when Ivisu came out they was in Sammy's.

When Iceberg came out they was in Sammy's. Oh, I remember. Anything hood couture is in Sammy's. Balmain zippers. Remember Sergio Valentina? Yeah, that's back though.

That's back. They try to make a little comeback, but they ain't had a juice like that. They are. Like my man Drake said, you ain't got the juice like that. Oh my God. Third question. Next, next. What's up?

What are the ingredients in a nutcracker? Yo, you know what's funny? I don't even know. Someone asked me that yesterday. I said, yo, it's just a lot of different liquor. I think that should be a correct answer. A lot of different liquor and a lot of sugar. I know there's rum in there.

I know there's vodka in there Did you say vodka as vodka? Vodka Did you say vodka? There's vodka in there And then there's a lot of Kool-Aid sugar in there A lot of Kool-Aid Because a lot of people don't know

The Kool-Aid sugar is what's going to get you fucked up It's not even alcohol But yeah, I don't really know Yeah, sweet drinks get you drunk The only shit I know the ingredients is Is Henny Coladas Okay, tell us, break down a Henny Coladas Come on, an idiot can figure that out

It's Henny and Coladas it was Hennessy and a colada like somebody was like yo you know it would be dope if we just put Hennessy instead of rum

okay what here's another question cognac I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw in this shoot it is what do you call

the yellow cola from tropical fantasy pineapple baby no what do you mean no champagne cola oh no that's that's like

that's like it's not it's like a it's like a it's not yellow though it's like a it's like yellow no

it's like it looks like ginger ale but it's not yeah it's like a ginger ale that's not yellow that's like a brownish a light brown yes

son I want some champagne cola right now that's like a tambourine color yeah champagne cola it's just legit that's like a tambourine color

it's the sugar and bubbles yellow is the fucking the pineapple everybody knows that okay whenever you get a bodega sandwich what do you get for free for free

yes what you mean for free for free Yeah They have They have a package Nah you bugger The

Sydney won't you tell us Cause I don't know Oh I know what you're talking about You're talking about like the soda Like the sandwich soda Yeah Combo Oh okay

You get soda and chips That's included in the thing They give you like a tropical fantasy Yeah and a wise Potato chips You get a little Foo Foo 50 cent bag Okay okay

Here's the last question Last question And I don't even know the answer I want more questions Here's the last question How many ounces In an Arizona ice cream I thought you were gonna say

how many ounces in a pound. That's 36, girl. 36 ounces in a pound. 36 ounces in a pound. I don't think that that's right, bro. I don't think it's 36 ounces. That's why I wasn't good at drugs. I feel like it's like 16 or 12.

Nah. Let me see. Four. Nah, you're right. I think it's like 12. Wait, so how many ounces in an Arizona Ice, too? That's easy.

That's 22 ounces, girl. What's wrong with you? Is that right? I don't know. I don't know. No, 24. 24 fluid ounces. 24 F-L-O-Z's

Look it up 24 fluid ounces 24 fluid ounces Hold on I asked Siri Bitch always be thinking 24 fluid Okay I gotta hit one of these articles 23 ounce can

23 ounces Or 16 ounces 24 You failed You said 23 You said 24. But they say 24 in the can. I'm telling you.

Well, maybe they're including the can as an ounce. So I'm telling you 24 ounces. All right. We'll give you that one. That bullshit ass answer. We can give you half a point because you did all that. You didn't even say. Are you going to ask Siri or me?

Siri ain't in the hood. Siri don't know. When last time you see Siri? When last time you see Siri in the bodega, yo? Siri being a delicatessen. It's a difference between a bodega and a delicatessen. Let me tell you, Petey, something about Siri. I saw Siri at Sammy's buying a Balmain zip-up sweater last May.

That's false. Listen, Petey, you've been amazing. False. Siri wears Ralph Lauren. She wears Ralph Lauren. Siri wears Sperry's. Petey, tell us what's coming up. Yo, Petey's World, second Friday of the month, 10 p.m.,

Creek in the Cave, no other show like it in the city, no other show like it on TV. Mainly you're probably thinking, why is there no other show like this in the world cause I'm not on them other shows you feel me

come to Petey Grill get Petey and then we got every Sunday we got the Standing Room White Chocolate Sundays with Christy Cello and myself

Petey you know what I'm saying the Hope of the Hood they call me that for a few reasons one cause I told them to two is because

you know I bring hope to the hood and three cause my mother loved me and uh what else what else what time is the show

at the Standing Room oh that was at I ate every Sunday. That shit is popping. At the Standing Room. Yeah. Is it free? Standing Room, Long Island City.

That's free 99. Petey's World is $5 because niggas got to eat. You feel me? Niggas is out here. Oh, you charge at the creek. $5. Well, you got to go out there and get that. $5.

The chicken and the wing. You got to get the cut chicken and the- Half a chicken, pork fried rice. Exactly. So every Sunday, 8 p.m., Standing Room. And then the second Friday- Second Friday of the month, 10 p.m., Creek in the Cave. Both of the shows are in Long Island City.

They're like a block away from each other. Yeah, they showing your boy man-loving Long Island City. Come through. What sneakers will we see you wearing? It depends. You might see me in some Harachis. You might see me in some New Balances. And also, yo, Harambe, that was Inside Job.

He didn't really get killed. That was just promotions for the Tarzan movie. Universal Studios, you a fool for that one. Thank you. Okay, Petey. Well, Sydney and I, you can catch us again every second Saturday. At Karma Lounge. Karma Lounge.

The warm-up. Okay. Thanks, guys. you've been amazing thanks for being so smart so good you are the unofficial expert of the hood

official tissue referee with a whistle chicken bone with a gristle with a gristle thanks so much guys bye bye