MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Lingerie Expert" with Karolena Theresa

Episode Date: May 22, 2020

Sydnee's landlord, Karolena Theresa, joins us this week to talk all things lingerie! Karolena talks the hottest color to wear, posting revealing pictures on Instagram, and she discusses her prior tiff with Sydnee. Plus, Marie doesn't talk about her feelings and Syndee finally does her taxes from 2012.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forever, dog time. Okay, you know, I, ooh, okay. We just want to make sure there's no interruptions, nothing crazy going on. I feel like there's things going in my backyard. People? Yeah, just, I feel like my neighborhood gets so loud randomly for no reason. Welcome to New York. Oh, love your hat, Marie.

you're really doing it yeah it was on the table your rhythm nation selena selena selena selena um sydney said that carlos santana died today oh my god wait it was so it was top of the morning it was top of the morning top of the morning i wake up i look at my phone sydney's like carlos santana died and we're like what carolina's like i love carlos santana he said i'm throwing my phone away i'm turning it off literally 20 seconds later somebody's like he's not dead i don't know where you got your news from they're like his brother died and i was no offense i was like why the fuck are they telling me about his brother well where did you see this story friend on facebook so all you read was the carlos santana but not

the apostrophe s brother yeah no it's not my fault it is god damn who read it well marie you look done today what's going on you know friend just home shooting content for people to give me money okay what'd you shoot today i don't know stuff just stuff you don't want to tell us is it doesn't matter is it for the hair no i didn't do anything for the hair oh okay not yet all right i'm trying you said it doesn't go get huh what you said it doesn't matter damn you're talking to me like i'm a stranger i'm sorry what did you say your name

um i tried to fix one of the wigs matter of fact let me go get it um how are you doing friend i mean i don't know i mean i mean marie literally gave me the ain't none of your friends business ain't none of your friends business and i'm like okay random rude per use okay um i mean you asking me what i shot and it's like dude when it goes up on instagram you'll see it on instagram like we gotta talk about the particulars like this the specifics that's crazy because any other time marie's like well i did this for blah blah blah and you know i was at this city we had a whole conversation yesterday when i was getting ready to shoot the thing that i'm that i'm talking about so we don't have to talk about

it today it's it's happening you he's got an attitude today she's got her period just in case you guys can't tell she's a bitch right now whatever girl listen when i'm in a bad mood city can call me on it when city's in a bad mood i'm not allowed to call her on it and i think that that is funny when you were in a bad mood when we recorded with mateo you was just in a funky mood Oh, no, I had admitted up top. I said, I'm in a bad mood. I acknowledge when I'm in a bad mood. I say it.

I let everybody know so y'all know how to act accordingly. All right. Well, this is the mood that I usually am in, so I don't think that anything is different about me. That's a fucking lie. You've been nothing but joy and writing light and a love. That is a lie. That right there is a lie.

The way you be lying in front of my new wig, it's crazy. marie you you've been nothing but a source of joy for me so you know this whole it's been three months and i've i've really gotten a peep out of you it's been nothing but positivity and now you're this mood what okay if i'm in a bad mood what is this mood that you're in what mood are you in currently tell us let's check in with you you want to check in with me mm-hmm well i'm i'm the type of friend that me and you are now twins so whenever you feel some kind of way i feel some kind of way you see how sydney is reflecting and answering what she wants to answer how she wants to answer it but you gotta give her a direct response when you when she asks

you a question okay what mood i'm in um you know at a scale of one to ten i feel like i'm at a six and a half in terms of just happiness yeah just mood like 10 10 being like you know happy go lucky i'm feeling it i'm feeling lovely and then one being like i'm on a bridge about to jump i'm at a six and a half oh okay so okay so one is gonna jump off the bridge what's two two is driving to the bridge three is giving someone a ride to the bridge i'm just gonna figure out what this rubric is weird i'm so tired of you already and we're gonna be just two minutes in love it um i don't know i guess i'm in a weird mood i was in a weird mood yesterday too though

so i think this is just oh what happened you okay you need a hug sydney you know i don't want to talk about how i feel or why i feel right no you're definitely don't want no quarantine right now well marie you know i you know i came i came over last week and i had some of your business and you allowed biscuits that's a euphemism or something no no you gave me a real cheddar biscuits that were fantastic and i gave you a hug and you allowed it you that that was the second time in our friendship that you were like yeah you know i'll take this hug yes sydney came to my house and she accosted me she hugged me without my permission and you took it in you took it in i did i took it in i don't know whatever well you know what i just want to let

you know that you are so hot right now i i would i would kiss you on the lips if you let me girl girl were you an expert in anything this week no i went to my mom's house this weekend so i was an expert in like leaving my house full a little bit um and coming home to like 13 packages at the door work so i think my neighbors retail problem we all do we all do it's fine i mean that's kind of like a new hobby now because it used to be like i can go to the store i can try some stuff on i buy it bring it home and then return it yeah but now it's like i can't do that anymore i gotta order everything online what did you what did you buy half of the stuff don't look like what it looks like

on the website oh well the the websites are always doing a monet a monet it's like oh it looks good from far away and then as soon as you pull up you're like what is this shitty shitty boom boom you got going on here what the fuck is this yes monet let's talk about it is monet the one with the dots the one that it looks good far away and then you get up to it and it just looks like shit not real shit but it looks like how did this how does this look so good away it's like smeared lines and stuff i don't know i don't work at the moma bitch you know what i'm saying google it i don't know if there are monets at the moma i don't i don't know if that's where they are is is that where they are or maybe

at whitney not in the louvre oh right right right excuse me guests we didn't bring on charlotte york okay we didn't we did not introduce you yet so you gotta fall back thank you well choose it oh to me amina it was amina's birthday this past weekend and she oh my god had zooms on zooms on zooms and there was she had two zooms one was hers and then her sister all of a sudden popped in which was like wait i mean i thought you had a separate birthday and then we had one that was her and her twin sister and i thought the sister and the amina pink thing was both of their zooms it was just the mean no i thought that they had separated it because they had gotten a fight um but they

always celebrate their hey sisters that are listening because we know the whole family be listening to the podcast hi zadia hi zinga everybody we love you the murphys carolina we did not introduce you also i thought you muted yourself but i can still god damn it what the fuck she just does not should we start the damn podcast already yeah i think we gotta start wait wait i just you yeah i wanted to say i'm an expert in getting my motherfucking unemployment it bitch yes i got fucking approved and you know why i got approved because then tell the listeners why you got approved girl i finally did my taxes from 2012 i had to call them that's 12 13 14 15 no because i feel like monet is his classic art museum of modern art it wouldn't be a monet

finally girl you know at the end of this i'm gonna have to just give them my unemployment i'm out there just take it y'all whatever okay i'll mute my taking out my unemployment no i'm happy for you friend i mean this is something that we needed to get done i don't know what we talked about this last on the podcast i want to say in 2018 yes ma'am and and today finish off paying adrian off so your girl is out here i don't think that the listeners knew that you were paying adrian friend oh i thought that was a running joke that i still owed Adrienne money that's why we still talk every day

that's what we were saying in the group chat but I don't think that that was something that you had ever acknowledged okay well you guys are family y'all know what the deal is I owed my ex money and you know we still cool so like we love it I had to pay her back and it took you know

so many months my favorite part was when it was a lot of time but time healed time I did but I muted myself time after time time and back time again and yeah time after time and this time i'm done paying her off and i feel so good about it you feel like a weight is lifted no because i some way somehow i'll go back to square one somehow but what is what is square one i don't know i'll get

thrown into jail and then we have to call adrian again to get me out or something like that i don't know oh well i mean i just thought i'll go fund me for your bail i don't know how fast we're gonna get the money but yeah you know we'll pass a plate in the church somewhere thanks friend you might have to go to the church like to repay like in terms like every sunday they want to see you sitting in the front pew no the pastor is going to be like the guy from and set it off that made jada have sex with him for her brothers in his car yeah it's going to be the pastor's like sydney okay let's okay i told you i'll pay you when i get my payment or something like that before we before we bring the guest out um okay you get arrested somebody pays your i don't know

twenty thousand dollar bill yeah he says we can scrap this the debt will go away if you have sex with me in this chevy caprice on a hot summer day he ain't wearing no deodorant no nothing right would you have sex with this dusty not dusty because it would be sweaty this sweaty greasy pastor for twenty thousand dollars on the record no on the record no well off the record you would off the record i would think more about it to put on the record I'm going to say no because I feel like all the listeners

can pull together if everybody who listens gives five ten dollars we can get me out of jail but we don't they don't give we don't have it this pastor at a church why would y'all not have it though

twenty thousand dollars maybe it's fifty thousand dollars who knows friend you do something wild and you have a bench warrant and the bail is too high and we just can't get the money together and this man says he'll pay it and he does i don't know marie i feel like there's something else you could do for me you you saying i should have sex with this man no no no no no i feel like you as my delegated ride or die should find a way to make sure that i'm not fucking for 20 grand marie

well sydney i'm not your ride or die i'm not dying for you i will ride but i will not die i'll ride though i'll ride to that the man's house to get the money and on that note uh the guest that we about to bring in y'all she you know she'd be riding she'd be dying y'all y'all know her y'all love her she's been here before years ago and then finally you know we had to bring her back because she's done a patreon before too i think yeah i was like uh we in quarantine we might as well bring her back um she's my landlord she's the podcast landlord yeah she's the podcast landlord i don't know where i would be without her um she's an infamous guest that we talked about in an episode you know months ago she's our lingerie

expert yeah carolina you're making a lot of noise that's the note that you're getting um go ahead and turn everything off put your stuff on do not disturb andrew just messaged the chat and said you're making quite a bit of noise and you need to stop moving too okay but i you need to stop moving i'm gonna sit down oh my god i'm gonna sit down i just wanted to put clothes on and you didn't because i still see your your tits yeah i didn't because i stopped because andrew said i moved carolina welcome to the podcast bring your friend in beach bring your friend she is uh sydney's landlord she is uh wearing um no shirt right now she put on a full face of makeup to do a podcast that

no one's going to see. But we want you to know that she looks good and she probably smells good. She is our lingerie expert tonight? Today? I am the lingerie expert. And I also just showered so I smell okay. Okay. She's also our interrupting the host expert. Give it up for

Carolina. Yay! Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap. Well, she has a last name. Carolina Teresa. That's also not my last name. It's my middle name. and my last name her last name is right here on the thing friend i'm sorry bitch all your names on the flyers for comedy shows is carolina theresa so yeah because that was my name on facebook and that's how people started booking me and i just also her last name is literally right here on

the zoom friend i'm sorry i don't i don't acknowledge that last name that's so funny because you don't care when i didn't say her last name you were like she has a last name bitch it's Teresa, and it's not. And then you just said, I don't acknowledge that name. Well, neither did I. Whatever. Anyway, Carolina,

if you were arrested and somebody, some greasy man paid your bail, would you have sex with him to pay him back? No. So you'd rather we leave you in jail? Yeah.

I know it wouldn't get paid. You said you know it wouldn't. wait what it would not i know that it would get paid and i wouldn't need some nasty dirty greasy man because you got a dad you see that i got dad energy annoying i got one dad um truly i can't even argue with you sydney you're a spoiled spoiled little girl and it's fine i'm really not though carolina can you tell the listeners you're set up over there yeah this is also the same man when i asked him to bring me some mayonnaise he put it in a ziploc bag and brought okay well that's just being an immigrant father you can't go to the store to get some mayonnaise

no he had a lot of no no no i could go to the store and get mayonnaise but if you know someone has excess mayonnaise in their house and they're coming over to your house can i get a bottle of mayonnaise so you wanted a bottle of mayonnaise and he just bought a ziploc bag of mayonnaise was it a zip bag or was it the folded sandwich bag the one that folds it was the ziploc no no not this zip but you know the one that you press yeah stupid i don't like anyways um carolina you're a lingerie expert and it's crazy because you are in lingerie while you're on the zoom and unfortunately um we're too cheap to cut this together and put it in the actual video form but i mean people should really see the look you got going on here but they actually they don't have

to because it's all over your instagram so let's chat about that that's true let's talk about how you are so pro lingerie as just regular underwear all day every day well well i think i got it from my mom i grew up with my mom liking lingerie and wearing lingerie in front of me and it was never like a thing where it was like like necessarily like sexual but just more like pretty and i know it made her feel like feminine and pretty and so like i like lingerie i always have like lingerie and i've like worked for some lingerie companies so i've gotten free lingerie and then once you have like set once you get used to having set of like lingerie then you're like then you just love it you love it i'm addicted to it but sydney understands why i'm addicted to it now because

She got some Savage Fenty yesterday. Okay, okay, okay. She was like, I understand. We're not talking about me. I get it. We did this about you. It's a conversation, friend. It's a dialogue.

I like that she made that connection between you and her. I love that. I think it's great. Carleen, you're doing great, sweetie. Thank you so much, Maureen. Because she said, I understand why you buy so much lingerie now.

It makes you feel so good. But now, are you somebody who would ever wear a not matching sense? Does your bra always match your panties? because i feel like it does it does most of the time so far since i've been here and that's been several several several months the bitch is always matching it doesn't matter if she's on her period if she's pregnant it's like carolina what's your period lingerie show us literally this work you wear lingerie you don't have like granny panties not granny panties but

You don't have, like, period panties? I have one pair of... Hold on a second. What? Who is in the house right now? You see, this is... Girl, this is unprofessional. Like, lock the door.

Like, come on, girl. Like, you need to respect your friends. No, just look. You need to respect your friends, sis. Girl, why is the door never locked in any of these apartments in that building? Y'all all gonna get robbed. Well, we are now, bitch.

Or we're just gonna continue... Or we're just gonna continue to save each other's lives. That is true. Sydney did almost burn the house down. Oh, my God. Good grief. And thank God, and thank God Shara could just walk in. Anyway.

Continue. The house is hilarious. Do you remember the first set of lingerie that you ever got? Like when you first got lingerie? Ever in my life. When you first got lingerie? I don't know. It was probably like Victoria's Secret though

or something like that though, right? No, I never really liked Victoria's Secret. Oh, talk about it. let's get into that why you didn't like it cheap i never really liked because you didn't have it in your size let's talk about i'm just saying okay excuse me they do excuse me make victoria's secret my size especially when i would have shopped there my mom likes victoria's secret but i was always kind of like and it's the perfume smells too strong and sugary it's not really my style i think i started like really wearing a lot i think i always had nice

underwear but like really wearing it when i did uh i did an ad for adore me and they gave me so much free lingerie i did a couple of ads for them and they gave me so much free lingerie that i was like oh i'm gonna always wear sets and so i wore i actually used to wear a lot of adore me and then savage fenty came out and she kind of stole my heart i also have some asos lingerie which is not bad um how much did they pay you for that ad that's hilarious thank you asking hilarious i'm trying to think well for the videos they paid good money i'm not gonna say it on here that's tacky is it um i mean well i think it's really tacky to talk numbers like randomly like about how much they paid me but they paid me a lot but then i did like still ads for them it

wasn't that much money but it was also but it was a lot of free uh lingerie okay but the video money was good i think it's i think that yeah it's a little bit tacky not necessarily in this instance but to like ask people how much money they make in a job that they work and i think it's a little bit tacky to ask people what their rent is sometimes like if i don't really know you like that yeah what i pay for like i go ahead i was gonna say i would tell sydney by herself obviously we ask each other that question but not like in a public forum I wouldn't be like actually I got

paid this much money also it makes me sad because I ain't got that money no more well I'll I think asking asking somebody for their rent like how much they rent is tacky especially since street easy is very

available so easy you can just find out how much street easy is only available in New York it's not available in other places well i'm not asking anywhere else i'm just asking in new york yeah because i'm not living anywhere else well when i lived in la i had a two bed i was in a two bedroom two bathroom and people will come in and first thing they would ask okay wow how much is the rent here like that's what they do in la they'd be like what you paying okay and then balcony here and then asking about

um money for a job i mean this was in um i think gabrielle union was talking about this um in an interview but it's like sometimes you gotta ask your peers how much they getting paid for something so you know if you're getting low-balled or if people know an know an estimate of like how much something should start off at yeah and again a hundred percent i agree but again i wouldn't do that on a podcast i'd do it between us we talk about those things or do we don't do that sydney i think we do for the most part yo my forehead is itching i think i'm dying oh my god marie stop girl same thing happens to me every other day hair is growing marie here my hair is growing right here where it's itching

no i think you could have a mosquito bite and i i was really high the other day and i opened my window and the screen fell down to the street so the screen is marie screens oh the screen mind you i could i could have gone down the stairs to pick it up i just didn't want to screen on screen off screen i was really high last night and i opened up a package that i ordered this mirror and immediately broke the mirror no carolina where was the mirror from yeah urban damn that is messy boots i need you to do better it is messy boots i'm returning it no i mean it's just that i didn't realize that one part of the package was open and it just slid out and i was like so carolina when you put this lingerie on right does it make you appreciate your body

more or you just already appreciate your body up top i i think it does make me appreciate my body more i appreciate my body up top but i definitely feel like wearing lingerie and like i think there's a thing for fat girls where it's like we're not supposed to be sexy even though i think we are i think there's a lot of like and i think that that has changed a lot now but i think growing up it was like being fat was not sexy and only being thin was sexy or only being like slim thick or being like a certain kind of curvy was sexy and i think that wearing lingerie for a lot of bigger girls makes you kind of like reclaim the sexiness but again i do reclaiming my time but i feel like i've always felt sexy but yeah it definitely when i put it on instagram it kind of

to me feels like a fuck you it's like and what you do be putting your titties in your stories but do you have posts of yourself in lingerie on your page i think so yes there's so many yeah the thing is is that i think me and carolina has had this uh debate i'm like carolina i don't see you as like fat i don't look at you as fat i don't look at you as um plus size even i feel like maybe plus size adjacent but i i just i don't look at you like that well i'm a size i'm size 12 14 it's definitely plus size and i'm 5'4 so damn she fat because you stay in a crop top and it should be you be snatched and then like you always wear clothes that make you that are like for your body and look good well yeah fat girls can do that but

sometimes i'm just like everybody is calling themselves fat now and i'm just like not everybody's fat i'm sorry so what would you call her sydney what's the what's the word that you would use i think carolina's thick okay well it's a good word for you to use remember when amina was calling herself fat and plus size and i was like amina no you just gained weight and it's not all where you want it to be but like but that was so funny amina could not handle handle it yes but amina yes but if somebody starts one weight and then gains a bunch of weight then i think that you should let them call themselves fat i think you should know amina amina was big she gave one of no she was out of shape she was out of shape not sis amina was like she would wear those high

waisted pants with the shirt tucked in and from the side she was giving you know like brown humpty dumpty oh marie you should take that back i'm saying that amina our friend put on a decent amount of weight and if she wants to say that she if she wants to call herself fat then let her call herself that we're not you she's not you're not she's not plus size like she wasn't a size 16 she was calling herself plus size and then she tried to give carolina her jeans and i was like you and carolina are not the same like size at all yeah but amina and carolina were sending each other stuff back and forth because then carolina gave her some dresses that didn't fit her yes yeah but the dresses were too small for me right you gave her those dresses and then she

gave you some pants did the pants fit you no i know i didn't try them on because i left them at the knitting factory that is so that is so carolina carolina's like i don't wear old navy no they were abercrombie which i don't own anything abercrombie but i was down to try not really because you left them at the knitting factory so you are dead i was come on you know i was probably drunk yeah yeah yeah yeah um let's deviate a little bit from this conversation the last thing that you bought because i'm looking at the last thing that i bought it's on the table it just got delivered today let me see it's this yellow velvet bathing suit let me see from asos from asos i've wanted a velvet bikini for too long i also want a velvet bikini so i well the

top looks tiny but it's yellow and oh that's cute okay i'm gonna go get that too that is cute what other colors they got let's do a photo shoot they have um i think they have green not green they have like a mint blue or something i'm getting that and then i think they have a pink one i'm gonna order that right after this see if we would have started at four i would have been done by now sydney where do you have to be after this i'm sorry that we're keeping you on the podcast against your will what what do you need to do that will be keeping you from literally nothing okay i'm going to get a bike carolina you're gonna get a bike okay cool what kind of bike

you're trying to get friend carolina rode my bike once oh sorry and it's obsessed sorry okay y'all was talking over each other i didn't hear any of that sorry i'm getting a cruiser it is like sydney's bike but it is going to be a different color and yes i rode her bike once and was obsessed with it and now i need a bike okay bike life influence i'm an influencer that's what i do i let these hoes know praise the lord sydney what's the last thing that you purchased i purchased um it was supposed to be a microwave rack but it ended up being a butcher rack or something like that and it has um what do you call it that's the wood the cutting it has like a whole cutting board you can put all your pans on top of it um it's really good for like organizing

like cereals and all the pastas so you ordered the wrong thing or they sent you the wrong thing no i i ordered the wrong thing but it came and i was like oh this is perfect this is actually what i need and i love it it's really my kitchen is coming together yes and i'm being it looks good adult and now i just have to take all these fucking boxes because it's boxes on there's nothing but boxes in the dining quote quote dining area and i have to get them out like tomorrow they well when does yeah you gotta put them out tomorrow night because they come get it wednesday morning oh no you gotta do it tonight because they come get it tomorrow wednesday morning help me landlord well you gotta bring them down friend i mean most of them are breaking

down broken down wow she needs help i'm telling she need help but i will say that i'm proud of sydney because um you know as terrible as this quarantine is it forced you to be a little bit more self-sufficient and it's making you save some money so quarantine was a gift and a curse friend yes yeah because that uber situation was really really just tearing was not not good it was really disgusting and and now you can bike yeah you biked to my house last week and i almost died we've we've talked about this and here the way i the way we live from east new york to williamsburg i don't think i could make it really i did i went to williamsburg from east new york and it was fine lena you bike and not you bike you do bar pilates yoga you fuck on a regular basis

like you you got the stamina i don't well cindy you made it all the way to my house and i'm farther than williamsburg so you you do have to yeah and i i've walked to marie's house also that people really really really be thirsty but the last thing that i bought but but the last thing that i bought was uh face mask uh cloth one what do you mean you know what like a sheet mask like a reusable no no not a sheet mask in me a face mask to protect me from coronavirus oh i have some really good ones too did you get a cloth one no the i-90 ones or something like that no i got a cloth ones because i'm like i'm tired of buying i'm tired of using those paper masks i like the cloth ones you can wash them and wear them again oh i didn't know

that there's a such thing really you didn't know that you haven't seen it i didn't know you could re-wash them well you can't wash the paper one no no no okay you wear like a bandana or something around your face you're supposed to wash it but do those bandanas really work that's what i want to know sis the does anything actually work i think the only ones that work are the ones in the hospital and people in the hospital are still dying so okay thank you for that facts on facts on facts by marie faustin you know carolina how do you feel about people spending so much money on lingerie when they're literally gonna just take it off and in two minutes i think that that it's like people always say that like why why because it gives you like a moment it gives you you know

it's a sexy thing like you don't want to just fuck immediately you want to like wear the lingerie you want to walk around a little bit you want to talk shit there's something i mean sometimes but there's also sometimes you do want to just but there's something to be said i think about putting on lingerie knowing you have lingerie on under your clothes i feel like it changes the way that you walk into a room and you walk out of your house crotchless panties i don't own a pair of those but i'm about to order some crotchless panties and i'm gonna sit with my legs open on the bus hey bus driver this must stop remember when remember when we went to that weed dinner and you came up to me and you were like i'm not wearing any panties i almost screamed myself

really listen you're not wearing panties yeah yeah i had a skirt on and some boots and i wasn't wearing no drawers and it was kind of cold outside yeah well because i was like i'm gonna take an uber there and i'm gonna have a ride home so what do i need drawers for oh yeah you didn't have a ride yes ma'am and bride i did but i i think that yeah like there's something hot about putting lingerie on for yourself because sometimes you don't need anybody to see it you just need to know that you got it on you know yeah i don't know and if you have a thong on it it makes you walk are you gonna tell you but what am i gonna tell what are you gonna tell what happened that night when i when i was looking for the car i might have already talked about it on this podcast

you don't have to i've already talked about it but no let's talk about it we don't need it yeah no we don't need to talk about it no did she pee she peed no she didn't pee that that's more like a me story you didn't pee or poop it was not about bodily fluids friend um you farted um carolina what's the hottest color lingerie you think hottest color to wear sydney you too what color you think is the hottest color like black or i think it really depends i love black lingerie but i wore red lingerie last night oh i wore the red lingerie that i i that i wore to show you guys when you guys were on your podcast and i came downstairs and i was showing sydney these underwear that they're literally so crotchless but i had my leggings on

you remember and then like it's like this red bra that's like straps here but it like the cup like literally it's like a demi cup the cup runneth over with like a line right here so you know what i feel like i may have been sleeping on red lingerie no longer no i don't know i feel like red lingerie it's cheap but that's just my thoughts me too i used to think that but where is it i think girl i don't want to see your soiled um lingerie that you used last I'm just going to show you the bra. Girl, listen. I don't need to see no cum stains on nothing.

Oh, wow. It's the bra. There's no cum stain on the bra. Okay, so what happened when you was wearing this red two-piece outfit, crotchless? You leave the panties on or you take them off? Listen, he don't listen to the podcast. I left the panties on. Oh, he's right there?

girl i can't i'm so done with carolina why are you got him in the kitchen why are you not in the bedroom with the door why didn't you come downstairs then like what the fuck i asked if i could come downstairs and just do it with you and they told me i said no because i don't need y'all yelling at the laptop screen that that sounds dumb to me you guys are talking over each other right now and you guys are not even on the same floor yeah it's because carolina doesn't respect me so that's what that is what sydney what are you talking about sydney when people listen back to the podcast on friday they don't hear that you talk when she talks and she talked when you talk it's not about respect y'all both talking at the same time you're just excited to

be on the air together i you know people know that there was a little bit of a tiff let's talk about the tiff um carolina uh yeah i almost beat sydney up i almost fucked that that's a goddamn by the talk about how you were devastated devastated devastated you were in turmoil for weeks and sydney was just going he was unbothered that is not true i was upset as well i was really upset and when you guys went to the birthday dinner literally cried i believe that carolina was so sad and sydney was like well i don't know i don't i don't know i have no idea and carolina you could really could have came that's the craziest part but you didn't invite her friend that's you weren't talking to me sydney well you were not talking i feel bad i was like

this was petty and unnecessary this is the first time i heard you say that i i mean i did i looked at the pictures and i was like something's missing yeah me carolina she said she literally just sat here and said carolina you could have came to the dinner but she didn't invite you that's hilarious sydney is he was not talking to me and i was literally devastated and then when i tried to talk to her she still kind of was like yeah imagine carolina imagine you just showed up at her dinner when i tried to talk to you when we came upstairs you don't remember you came upstairs this is like maybe it was after your dinner i think after your dinner you maybe decided to forgive me yeah and so you came upstairs and i was like crying and you were just

like well amina called me and amina was like sid you gotta grow up because we are friends and we're not gonna stop hanging out so i whatever you thinking it don't it don't matter so oh that's what needed to happen for you and also hilarious no and then i also think that like she went to la so we talked before she went to la but i still felt like it wasn't right but then you know covid 19 happened and she came back and i said to sydney i said you gotta you got i have been let this go you really gotta let this go because we're not gonna sit here and be in a global pandemic and still be mad at each other over dumb shit like it doesn't matter and she said i agree and so we moved literally that was just that one conversation and then we were back

like literally normal well you know after the game well after i listened to the episode you know it was really just it was marie's fault hilarious it was marie's fault but sydney was the only person who was mad marie wasn't mad carolina wasn't even mad sydney was the only person who was mad so much so that after carolina apologized to you for something that you did you still didn't want to talk to her and now you're like you could have came to the dinner bitch like what you didn't even want to talk to her and then she didn't want to look she wouldn't even look me in my eye but we're talking about it now and sydney still don't think that she did anything wrong in terms of like not wanting to talk to you after but like we were supposed to

be in mexico city next week and sydney was like you better never do that again sydney i swear to god but also i allowed you to not talk to me and i shouldn't have allowed you to not talk to me i should just been downstairs in the bed like i don't know she was really mad about it so that was like something that i feel like i haven't i haven't really seen or i hadn't seen like that so but i also was like after a while i was like i'm not gonna i'm not doing this like i'm gonna leave you guys yeah marie was tired of me being like so like what's every day every day carolina was like should i send her an edible arrangements should i get her a candle and i was like carolina know this is dumb and she was like well i gave her the flowers and i'm gonna get her a care package

and i was like we're not giving sydney a gift every day and she was like i have to oh my god i forgot about that yeah i got you flowers and but they were dry i used every single thing that you gave me i was like this was nice she was really thoughtful i was really i missed you carolina i was um i guess i'll finally admit that it was just it was stupid i should have I was in my feelings. I just, um, I was mad about, I mean, I guess I just didn't want Marie involved. I just, I just didn't want you talking to her. I wanted us to figure it out without her. And then when we got on a podcast and Marie was team Carolina, I was like, wait, hold on wait a second you weren't even there and so yeah i think that's what it felt like i think

it felt like marie was team carolina but i think marie and her mind was being more neutral than it seemed no because then me and marie got in it and marie was just like i i wasn't on i wasn't on her side i was just saying that you were wrong and i was like well that felt like you were on her side exactly that's what i'm saying i think in her mind she wasn't being like carolina but i wasn't picking carolina over sydney as like my friend i was listening to the facts i just was like sydney you were wrong and you didn't want to hear it and then it turned into this thing that was stupid i still stand by what i said but like after a while it was like it was just me listening to carolina being sad about sydney not wanting to be her friend and sydney not being apologetic and it

was like okay well only one person is sad here and it wasn't you sydney so i don't know what you want me to say you are so mad carolina i will on the podcast once again i will say i am truly sorry from the bottom of my heart you're one of my nicest understanding caring friends and i shouldn't have treated you like that um trust me there was a lot of people in my dms saying uh it wasn't worth it friendship is more important guys you guys gotta talk sydney take this l blah blah blah blah blah and so you know that especially because i feel like i hope people don't think that we would like i think we were just emotional both emotional that day because fighting over cereal i don't even like cereal that's the funniest part i genuinely don't even like cereal like

i don't got none in my house right now because i don't eat cereal i like pancake i think i just um you know i y'all know how i am i had just left adrian's i felt like i don't have i didn't have anything of my own at the time i don't like being a burden i felt like um it's It seemed like I was being a freeloader or not appreciative. I have to put my phone to charge. Is that okay? Carolina, do what you need to do, boo. But you knew that we was doing this today at this time.

You sure did. She was too busy. But what I will say is I never wanted you to feel that way. Like, that's not even a part of my personality at all. And I feel like, I guess I was hurt because I was like, she keeps saying that, but she should know that that's not who I am. But you can't do that. You can't just expect people to know.

Right. Yeah. And at the end of the day, you know, you could have kicked me out. Well, you don't have a lease? Nope. Sure don't. Yeah, but Carolina, again, was never mad at you. Not, like, when the whole thing went down, she was not mad.

She just wanted her friend back. She was so sad. anyway i'm glad that you guys are friends again because i think that this the the two of you guys being in the same building during this quarantine is the best thing for both of y'all i think it's i think it's good for both of you so yes that's it that's how i feel i'm glad that my friends are friends again we weren't really not friends i was just you know you were not talking to her i wasn't i wasn't talking and i was still hanging out with carolina and sydney was like who did you go with last night and i'd be like i went with my friend and you would be like interesting

interesting i wasn't invited and i'd be like well because i was with my other friend and cindy would be like i know i mean and i guess the other the other part of it was just like whenever somebody does anything to marie to me marie doesn't tell them oh they was wrong she just stays out of it Sydney I don't understand what you're talking because you said this when that happened and it was like well when did somebody wrong you when did somebody disrespect you in a way that like you felt like I needed to stick up for you when I was upset at Molly when you was upset about Molly what did Molly girl you always mad at Molly that has nothing to do with me don't don't do that

don't do that because I don't hang out with Molly how I hang out with Carolina so I don't like I don't know what you're talking about and if you are upset with Molly you didn't even talk to her about why you were mad at her you just told me and then you expected me to go be the go-between no you're an adult too friend the same thing i said to carolina when i said she should talk to you is the same thing that i'm saying to you about molly you should talk to her that's it because that's what i told carolina and you were like she should not have talked to you so that's it yeah no but i think there's something valid in what she was saying when it It's like, she just felt like I shouldn't have talked to you because at the end of the

day, I did talk to you and you had good intentions, but I think that you talking to Sydney about it made Sydney more mad at me. Yeah, but all I said- Not like it was your fault. And I'm not trying to- No, I know, but her reaction was not good. I'm not trying to dwell on this again. I'm just saying that all I said to you, Carolina, after we spoke is you should speak to Sydney

and tell her how you feel. That's it. Sydney was mad at that. we didn't have a conversation where we like hashed anything out i just was like talk to your friend yeah so you're like you think that i should stick up for you about what happened with molly and it's like sis you didn't even talk to molly she didn't even know you was mad at her so huh i said yeah she did she did or she didn't she didn't so how am i supposed to stand up for you friend like the thing that you think i did with carolina is not what i'm going to do for you and molly i'm not

i'm not sticking my nose in somebody else's business she didn't even know you was mad she's just like she just living her best beige life and she thinks that she's with her her black friend and you just like mad yeah so i don't know i think it's important to be honest in friendships that's all yeah like and i just feel like it helped our relationship i feel like maybe it might have even made us even closer it doesn't kill you make you stronger poet once said that yeah i mean i want to work on being a better friend i think that you're a really good friend sydney that's why this thing was so crazy because it was like what what what how did this turn into such a big thing so put y'all back down you guys eat

breakfast together and lunch and dinner sid can cook together i know my my sous chef and my uh camera guy carolina is uh is the head chef in the kitchen friend yeah people people message me all the time they're like wow carolina does such a good job that's what i said i said carolina the head chef in the kitchen friend i don't know if i would call her your sous chef she's the executive chef friend fuck out of here carolina why is your man like right over your shoulder like what is the deal because he's showing me a bike i love this one does he know that you're on a podcast he must i did tell him we're on a podcast homiday girl so messy over there carolina lives yeah the way that no the way that carolina lives

carolina will be like yes yes yes i'll be there an hour and a you know what girl oh my god i just you know the time went by and let's talk about it but also sydney amina and i both knew okay so the backstory sydney does sit can cook every sunday at seven carolina had a trip planned sunday morning amina and i knew she wasn't gonna be back in time the fact that you still thought she was gonna be there is hilarious because carolina told me and word is bond this is carolina that we're talking about i knew she was not gonna be on time i knew for a fact carolina's not good with time she's basically me that's like me saying city i'm gonna be there at seven you know not to expect me at seven o'clock yeah but you guys gotta you guys gotta have to work on that too in 2020 work on it

be on it yo i'm gonna be 30 minutes late i'm gonna work on it in 2021 i'm gonna be late i'm gonna be i'm gonna be extra late and if i'm not gonna show up give somebody hey i'm not gonna be there i'm sorry just but sydney oh okay so yes that i agree with sydney on that he is correct but i literally got there and got and like wasn't thinking about it you know i got distracted and i wasn't thinking about it and it was it was and that's why i knew this is what i knew was gonna happen i knew you was gonna get there and you was gonna be living your best life and you was gonna be drinking white claws and you were gonna like oh my god it's time that's what i knew was gonna happen but you first I was taking white calls.

I had a rose. Bitch, you was driggity drunk. You strolled in here at 8 o'clock like, girl, do you need me? Oh, you know I'm still eating. I wasn't even driggity drunk. She always thinks I'm driggity drunk. And it's like, actually, I'm just a little drunk and quite hot. OK.

Sydney always thinks everybody's driggity drunk. She banned people from drinking and smoking on Sid Can Cook, which is hilarious. Everyone showed up late. It was insanity. She's only having comedians on the show. And we have nothing to do. but carolina i do agree with sydney that if you're gonna be late to something that you said you're gonna be back for you should have sent her a text like what up beach i'm not gonna be there

i also agree i am wrong i'm wrong but carolina that's also what you do you'd be like i you know i was wrong how many times you're gonna be like i was wrong what do you first of all what do you want me to say i am sorry i was wrong i will not do it again and when i say i'm not gonna do to me again i don't do it again i bet y'all won't do it again god damn lie let's hold on and then and then marie i came in and ate all the benny ate every single last one do y'all have one of those friends that's just like comes in tornado it's a fucking tasmanian devil just like and then everything's gone and then they peace out i feel like that's you sydney

At my house. I feel like that's Sidney at my house, though. And, like, she was like, you ate all of them? And I said, well, and then realized she hadn't taken a picture yet. I don't think it would have been so bad had she taken the photo. But we made more. Carolina, you show up somewhere. There's three things left on a plate.

You can't eat all three things on the plate. You got to leave. Carolina was eating. Let me tell you. She's like, mm. Oh, wow. she's like while she's eating everything jumping jumping and then she's like and then she's like don't talk to me like that you you acting like i'm being a fat girl you know i'm fat girl what

you want said so do you want me to call you a fat girl or not because you're this is a lot going on right now but sydney you were freaking out about her not being there because you needed her you needed her but you actually ended up cooking everything by yourself and it came out great so you were in your own head about it you're like trying to lean on carolina but um but honestly sydney you can do it by yourself i am well shara was there to do the cinema i mean i think it's i think she definitely needs like a little bit of help it's a lot to hold the phone and to do all the cooking i don't think that i like i think it should be i told her i was like you should let me hold the phone and so

everybody can see you doing all the stuff. But I understand she will never be late again. She just won't go anywhere on Sunday. But I don't think that that's fair either. No. Because it's not Carolina can cook, it's Sid can cook. Yeah, but you don't have to show get picked up.

Carolina's in the show. Well, sure, absolutely, because she's going to get paid for it. But she's not getting paid now. She gets food. She's not getting paid. She's eating quite well. But she feeds you. You said quite well. She's eating okay, friend. I don't know about quite well.

She's eating really good. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. What kind of fucking friend are you? Girl, listen. Luke, she's eating high, right? So that, that's lovely.

But you can't expect somebody, especially now it's starting to get nice out. Carolina's going to be going to the Hamptons. She's not going to be there every Sunday. Yeah, I'm going to need Well, I'm just going to pay Shara. That's what I'll do. That's fucked up.

I want to do it. That's crazy because you're not even paying the person that you're trying to get to stay. You're trying to pay somebody else. Well, I'm trying to get her on the actual show to be on the roster. I want to be on the actual show. She's right.

And I do want to be a part of it. And I really like being a part of it. All right. Well, I'm not going to dissuade y'all. I don't even know if that's a word. I'm not going to try to keep y'all from doing anything that y'all want to do in that dumbass house. do what you need to do

I'm like Karolina needs to be free Sydney's like no she doesn't and Karolina's like I don't want to be free and I'm like do you know this bitch is the freest person if it was slavery time Karolina would be a master

Karolina would be on the couch she would be one of the masters Karolina would be in the house she would be owning slaves yes she would Karolina carolina would be nilla wafers in the plantation in the big house yeah um well whatever i'm glad that you guys are friends again i think that this is the friendship is good because i'm friends with

both of y'all and i was not gonna stop talking to either of you so that was not gonna happen yeah you told me that you were very adamant you were like carolina's not going nowhere and i said well all right well i hope you have that same energy about me Well, yeah, Sidney. This is a fact. If anybody ever came up to me and was like, well, Sidney's not a nice person, and I think that you should stop talking to Sidney,

I would laugh COVID into their face. Oh, my God, no. Marie would punch them in the mouth. I would not. I don't know if I would punch them, but I would make them feel like they wanted to punch themselves. How dare you? How dare you?

Look at my hand. Look at my arm. Me and Sidney have this same tattoo. I would punch them with this arm, with a crown. yes i'd be like just like i just crowned you um should we all get tattoos after this is over yeah i would really actually love that i would love to get a tattoo with all the all the girls i mean it too what should we get well i wanted palm trees because we're shady but that but like but yeah but that's like the

podcasts yeah podcast is shady we already have something like i think for the two of us but i think it would need to be something for the four of us yeah right something about the group chat i don't know we gotta work on it if a text bubble with an eye inside a text bubble with a dot dot dot a text bubble that says get some rest get some rest i remember get some rest or we can just get Like the word rest. Wait, can you tell the people about Get Some Rest, Marie? No, because that's not my thing. It's actually Amina's thing that she's doing.

It is Amina's thing. Amina would tell everybody Get Some Rest when she would be the main person who would need to sit her ass down and go to sleep. Get Some Rest. Well, we'll find some tattoos for all four of us. We'll think about it. Okay, well, Carolina, what else is going on, friend?

what what do you want to leave the listeners with before we go um you know best your favorite places to get lingerie yeah places to get fucked with lingerie on freakiest places you ever had sex yes let's talk about these things because you are a lady in the streets freaking the sheets expert however many years ago that was um i feel like i talked about this last time when i was here but i still stand by getting fucked in my ex-boyfriend's boss's office that was hot af still top it's number one boss's office boss's office boss's office wow you're the most scandalous scandalous

I know scandalous my favorite lingerie right now is Rihanna's line Savage Fenty it is I have so much of it I want more of it I love it it looks good on you but I was so disappointed when the line dropped because

I expected the lingerie to be sexier than what it was and I was disappointed in what she was offering that being said I have a couple things from there but i don't know maybe she's added like nicer stuff but all the stuff that i actually wanted was never there in my size when i was yeah so it was like that's the problem it sells out fast and there's nothing you can do about that except for just be fast yeah but the rest of the stuff that would be left look like stuff that i could get at sears so i was like

century 21 babe yeah i was like i'm not doing this anyway yeah you have to be back it's usually worth it I love Sydney can you show us what you got I feel you got some some pieces are you wearing savage right now she but I wanted that we're sold out my time second savage I'm gonna go on the website right now cuz you know I had to cancel my account because I was like I'm not paying monthly for something that I'm not ordering I'm a stab but now that both of my friends have it I could get something ordered through y'all's accounts and we could be twins yeah sure sure sure oh i like this 50 off all other items okay so i got yeah if you become a vip i got a draw i am a vip but

it's not 50 off that's like an introductory uh yeah i got a green bra with matching panties no they didn't have the panties like but then i got this one the like yeah that's what's on the website right now i like yeah i got that that looks really good on um it's high-waisted yeah i got the the pink and black lacy bra that has the like flowery butterfly things on it yeah with the see-through back that was really good and then i have the rainbow bodysuit that looks fucking amazing. It looks so good.

You know? Did you get anything crotchless? I did not. I didn't. I don't think I'm there yet. It's a vibe. I don't think I'm at the crotchless panty part in my life. You don't even have to.

But I'm going to work on it. And the top that you're wearing right now, also Savage? Oh, yes. Yes, I have the little leggings and the little crop top. Love it. I love that.

Yeah, it's fun. It's just, you know, I think I'm in a point in my life where I'm like, damn, I just want to feel sexy, be sexy. I want somebody all over me to success with. You just have that one person that's like,

they're around you and they just want to be in you. That's what I want be in you okay but not be in you like just like sexually but just like physically in terms of emotions like i just i can't get enough of you i love that i love that and i want that for you too i mean i think that's that's what i want for everybody is i want everybody to be with somebody that is obsessed with them not in like a lifetime movie way but like obsessed with them in that like you know that they are in love with you and you have no doubts in the back of your mind that that person is into you that's what i want for everybody yeah because yeah because like second guessing

yourself and trying to figure out if somebody likes you is dumb and it's annoying and it's draining so yeah i want everybody to just be like oh no i know that this person is in love with me and I'm not worried about them going anywhere because they can't go nowhere better than this. Okay, Marie, speaking from personal experience. No, that's what I want for all of my friends. That. I want that for all of my friends too.

And I feel like I want that for myself and that's kind of like how I walk around the world. I'm kind of like, whoever I date should be obsessed with me. But you know what? At the end of the day, you can't have somebody be obsessed with you if you're not obsessed with yourself. so that's where that comes from yes yes a word yeah but I'm just I'm learning for myself that

I need to be obsessed with me before anybody else yeah obsessed with moi so I'm just trying to love everything about myself and all this growth and I was like damn I do have like a cute body like why should why should I hide it I should be able to put a sexy photo on Instagram and not be like oh i'm not a professional comedian because i am i am funny but i just so happen to have a fucking bomb-ass body so and yo that neon unlined bra is hot i'm on the website right now they have a pink one but it's not the same you don't look the same no no what you talking about i'll send you a picture of me in it because let me put you in all of them thank you i think i'm uh i'm uh The neon one, you could see everything.

You could see my nips. You could see my cooch. I've seen your nipples many times. Don't do that. And I want to say I saw your cooch in the news that you took and you sent to literally everybody. So you could, it's a safe space. This was awesome.

I love you girls. You're my family. I'm glad that we were able to do this. And I'm glad that we were able to give the people a follow up to that episode. They were asking for it. that you were asking for it cereal you guys never cereal is never worth ending a friendship i'll tell you that much um the listeners want to know what kind of cereal the this started this whole fiasco honey bunches of oats like nothing even hilarious you don't something that's not even

worth talking about first of all i think that honey bunches of oats is a good cereal The blue box with the almonds is my favorite. Do you guys know what kind of cereal is that? Sydney likes? Yeah. I love Honey Bunch of Oats. Girl. Sydney likes sugary cereals.

Sydney likes sugar crack. She likes like, luck cards and frosted flakes. Ooh, I love frosted. Yeah. Mixed in one, which should not exist. Sydney likes diabetes.

Who are you? Who are you? Diabetes on a spoon. Calm down. Have a seat. Mute yourself. Mute yourself, sis. Mute yourself.

mute yourself Amina's sister kept muting people and telling them to mute themselves it was great it's such a good line we love you mute yourself sis mute yourself sis

love it list it want it need it okay well I guess we will end it here Carolina tell the listeners what you got going up after the end of this quarantine or something I don't know Sydney what should she leave us with i know what i want to leave them with i have an instagram live show on mondays that i did

not do this monday but this coming monday marie is going to be my guest and we'll make up together make up mondays and it's fun we do makeup together and we just like gossip and talk shit and like girls chat and it's gonna be really cute and i and i i you know marie can have some wine if she wants to have some wine maybe you know a little marijuana if she wants a little marijuana but also not necessary okay i'll be doing okay so you are okay with your guests being drunk and or high for your life interesting yeah cool love it i'd like some people well i have a sober life over here so if that's what i want that's what i want thank you but that's something and we respect you queen we respect you queen and we lift you

we lift you in your soberness yeah but you that raise you shakenly raise me up while you're fucking high all your mind yeah absolutely um but sydney you got to tell people when you book them that they they got to be you know kind of there but also when people are drunk or high on your live it's for the viewers entertainment is funny no it's funny it's so funny i i was kidding they could do whatever they want i'm not paying them so it's like come as you are come as you are you dusty bums um all right well i'm glad that you guys were not dusty um or bums well kind of bums but not dusty i appreciate you guys y'all are great thank you um you know you guys still do what you do subscribe rate comment blah blah blah you know repost whatever y'all whatever you want

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