MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Pegging Expert" with Mandii B

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

Mandii B from Whoreible Decisions podcast joins us in the studio this week to talk all things pegging! Mandii tells us her life story, shows us a video of her pegging, and tells about the time she was flewed out to peg someone. Plus, Marie recaps her relaxing week and Sydnee talks crying in the urgent care.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

forever dog hey hi friends oh my god we're back back back back back

yes and we're hot today it's gonna be sizzling you know when you'll be at TGI Fridays and they bring up

the sizzling fajitas that's what the sidestep is gonna be I mean I haven't been to Fridays in years but you know you know what the planet sounds like

but don't shame the people who go to Fridays okay well this maybe cause it's a lifestyle thing you don't just eat at Fridays. You live like Fridays. Nah, you're

doing bad. You eat boneless buffalo wings. I'm judging you. It's a chicken nugget, sis. You're a grown-up eating a chicken nugget. Boneless chicken wing. That's what it is. Stop calling it a nugget. There's a difference. It's not even chicken. It's impossible wings. That's what it is.

It's tofu wings. What you're saying is very triggering and hurtful to the people who eat at Fridays and I will not condone this. Sydney, you don't even eat at Fridays. I do not. I cannot. My skin is just too good to go. Me and Sydney went to Olive Garden in Times Square. We did.

Like a year ago or two years ago. Yeah. We were in there using fake accents and like, oh my God, they got breasts. Like they knew we were not that. Well, maybe they didn't. We didn't even eat our entrees. We just went for the salad and the breasts. That's the only thing you go to Olive Garden.

When I see people ordering lasagna there, I'm like, do you love yourself? Shrimp scampi? Well, Sydney and I were at the diner a couple weeks ago, and this guy that we were with tried to order shrimp scampi at the diner and we roasted him swiftly. And he was like, ah, I'm going to get a grilled cheese. He ordered shrimp scampi. I was like, is that what we're doing here at the diner?

I said, you ordering shrimp from the diner, your butthole's going to be open tonight. Who hurt you? Okay. If I ever hear any of y'all eating anything other than breakfast food and maybe a burger, you can't be my friend. But people be getting like steak and eggs at the diner. Yeah, I'd do a steak and egg.

I'll do that. When I'm going through a breakup, steak and egg is cute at the diner. That's kind of like when you're a divorced man. That's the meal. That and a chicken pot pie. Like a TV dinner? Yeah. Like a hungry man?

Yes. A Celeste pizza? Mm-hmm. Ooh. No, don't say ooh. Should I go get one after this? No, don't say ooh. That's a soggy cracker with sauce on it.

Should I go do that? You better than that, sis. Hey, hey. Am I? No. Marie, what were you an expert in this week? What was I an expert in this week? ah you know i feel like i'm a deflect back to you sis uh what were you an expert in this week

what did i do this week i'm an expert in um being a dramatic bitch yes uh i got a migraine for two days and i was really just trying to thug it out i legit was like the tupac of migraines like you know fuck the police you can't you can't take me down and then i had to go to urgent care and urgent care in brooklyn i think is more aggressive than the urgent care in the city urgent care if y'all don't know it's um it's it's care it's quick care for people who can't go to the hospital and it's poor people emergency room yeah that's what it is i don't i don't want i don't want to label it like that but that's what it is marie said that poor people emergency room that's i went there uh nobody was there um i was the only one there and so i'm like crying i'm like

shaking i'm literally i should be like the viola davis of urgent care you took your wig off in the in the waiting room? Honestly, almost. I took my makeup off. I was going. You were in the waiting room wringing your wig together like, can I please see a doctor? Yo,

and this is the thing that makes me so upset. There's so much fucking paperwork you have to file before you actually see their doctor. It's like, I'm going to die before I get to see anybody. Oh, I got to remember all this stuff while I'm in pain? My social security number? My address? I don't know any of this stuff. I'm dying.

My head is on fire. You don't know your social? I do know my social. Say it for the listeners. No, shut up. Prove it. No. Prove it.

Anyway, so the woman, the doctor, whatever, she sees me. And I'm crying. Like, I'm going off. Dramatic. You know, I'm crying because, like, some checks didn't come through. I'm crying about a whole bunch of stuff. You're trying to win that Academy Award. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not just the migraine, but, you know, it's the migraine. And so she starts, like, asking me questions. And I'm just like, can you just give me the shot so I could get out of here? What questions was she asking? She's like, are you under any stress? And I was like, I live in New York. Yeah, I'm under fucking stress. I got bills to pay.

Yeah. Are you not stressed as a doctor up in here? I mean, she's a doctor, sis. But she's an urgent care doctor. Yeah. She's basically a nurse. Oh, wow. Is that what we're going to say?

Yeah. I don't, I'm not putting my hands on that one. That's all Marie Faustin. I stand by it. Okay. You do that. She work here, so. She's like, are you under any stress?

And then she's like, well, are you taking care of yourself? And I was like, I live in New York City. How am I going to take care of myself? Sydney, all your answers sound wrong to me. We all in the studio looking at you like, how do you not? What? I don't give a fuck. You obviously don't care about you.

I do care about myself, but what? What do you want? I am under stress. I work in comedy. Yeah, I'm stressed. When people don't laugh at my shit, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'll be ready to go off. That hasn't happened in a while.

Actually, that's not true. I bombed in New Jersey at Bananas Comedy Club. Wow. whoo if you ever want to go kill yourself go to the holiday inn but in the bananas comedy club right underneath it oh girl it was like all these senior citizens when like old people don't fuck with you you just feel like you're letting your family down is it but are you when all people don't like all people are the people who fuck with you the least because you you reach a certain level a certain age and you don't care you don't you're not trying to appease anybody that's crazy

because the guy right after me fucking murdered. But then the person who I came with, Moses Storm, he was like, if you do well in this room, you got to figure out your comedy. It's real bad. And the guy who killed Saw was like, what? Shout out to Moses Storm for being, you know, the beigest, shadiest person I know in comedy.

We love to see it. We love a shady beige. Yeah, but anyway, I was crying in urgent care and, you know, I got a shot. But then she looked at me after it was done And she's like, is everything okay? Is there anything else? I was like, no, bitch.

I'm not getting touched by anybody. Like, why are you stressing me out? Yeah, now I'm under more stress. It was very dramatic. They wanted me to get out. It was a lot. I left and I was crying. And when you left, what was the last thing she said to you?

She said to drink more water. She's like, I can tell that you're dehydrated. Oh, my gosh. It sounds like she really cares for you, though. And Sidney's like, shut the fuck up. Leave me alone. Of course I'm stressed. i said expert in dramatic bitch there you go really back to you fred fred i don't know i just

wanted to say that like fred i don't even know any black freds okay yes uh actually frederick douglas i guess that's the blackest of the freds okay figure it out uh harriet tubbitt's prom date um so i was an expert at literally wasting all of my time this week it was seven full days and I don't think that I did anything on them seven days like you got your nails done I did get my nails done and I cracked it two days later and then fixed it again well I mean I didn't fix it but you know

I put some polish on top of the SNS but I think that's not how that works you dyed your hair right that was last week you know okay so this week let's go through all the days right so so she's an expert in wasting time

wasting time okay so Sunday I was at the knitting factory No, we were not. OK, Sunday I was at Sydney's birthday party. Yes. And I was out until eight o'clock in the morning. Right. So Monday's already a wash.

I got up at noon. I'm not, there's nothing happening on Monday. We're going back to sleep afternoon. OK, boom shakalaks. Tuesday I went to karaoke with a bunch of black folks in Fort Greene. It was beautiful. I sang Deborah Cox, Nobody's Supposed to Be Here. Yes.

And I sang Drew Hill, Somebody's Sleeping in My Bed. Yes. The remix. I did that by myself. I had to do both Da Brad and the Drew Hill part. Wednesday, I went to an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet with a friend and somebody that I'm banging. Okay.

And I made him drop her off at her house. And then I thought we was going to have sex, but he had to be up early in the morning, so he just dropped me off, and I was very upset and very moist. So then Thursday, also a wash. Wednesday, I didn't have sex, so Thursday I'm upset. I don't have the energy to do nothing but go to the gym, right?

Friday, I went to the gym again, and I walked two miles to get some pie from this place in my neighborhood and then today I'm here doing the podcast. Sounds like a full week to me, friend. I don't know. I feel like you've been doing things. Working on things.

I've been thinking about things and not really doing anything. But this week is going to be a better week because I got to do better. Yeah. You're just for the third week of the month. Everybody deserves rest. That was the week of rest for you.

I'm fully rested, sis. Last week I rested too. Oh. and the week before that she rested so well you know who's not fucking resting

our guest over here good god wow booked busy blessed booked busy blessed and blossoming

okay yeah got all her edges and everything bamboo earrings okay baby hair is on flicky

and I ain't even used my edge control okay she don't even need that natural you don't need edge control we love a natural

edge here sis okay she's our favorite one of our she's half of the horribles podcast and she's one of our favorite boss bitches

horrible decisions horrible decisions sorry I'm gonna trash that no wait cut that out are we actually cutting that cut that out

I mean it's not that serious okay okay horrible decisions there we go she's she's one half of a horrible decision she's our richest

horrible decision yes richest she's doing well she's about to get a new iPhone 13 yep thriving she's our boss lady

I have a free upgrade right now Calm down, guys. I've had this since like 2018. We don't believe you. They don't need to hear that. We don't believe you. Be quiet.

Let us interview you. She's our boss lady. She's Peg the Stallion. She is, give it up for Mandy B. Mandy B. I'm excited to be here. We've literally been trying to schedule this, honestly. I think I booked this on my calendar in December.

That's how busy y'all are, first off. No, no, no. That's how busy y'all are. You were on tour, sis. Okay, that too. This is true. You saw Marie's week. And you see, I ain't got nothing.

I had time. You could have came on Tuesday. You could have came on Thursday. You were in Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah, I was. I was traveling quite a bit. And, yeah, that too. Well, Mandy, tell people, first of all, let's talk about the outfit.

She got the Balenciaga sock shoes, you know, the ones that look like socks. She got the camo pants on with the little pockets on the side. Yeah, I'm just down today, man. Yes, yes, yes, yes. How much these pants cost? Girl, these is from Rainbow. I couldn't tell. I swear to God.

Your brother's great in them. They were giving me Jeevon Cheese. No, girl, these is rainbow. I am one to mix labels like motherfuckers. High-low. High-low. High-low. And what's the tea?

High-low. Oh, this girl, Foot Locker. Oh, I didn't know they sold clothes at Foot Locker. They sold, yeah, this is Foot Locker, Pusha T. They have graphic tees now. I'm really into the graphic tees. You have your finest hood gold jewelry on. I love it.

You got a name chain, of course. I am really ratchet, like, in real life. No, no, we love. Like, you know. What does your tattoo say right here? Oh, regret nothing. See, I'm a whole staff. Wow, you've been to jail before.

it says no regurts regret is spelled wrong regurts oh yo I love regurts I have a little

regurts on my croutons I ain't got no regurts yeah I love me a good bamboo earring with my nameplate you got those at

the beauty supply store girl I will never pay 99 cents but you know how much money I make don't you do that I will never pay

more than 99 cents for a bamboo earring okay you paid 99 cents just beauty supply earrings beauty supply store girl

okay when your ear fall off let me know but they sure are not so well you know you can switch it out you can switch it out

the earrings break before they turn your ears green or you can do the whole the hood hack which is if you paint it

with clear nail polish it doesn't turn yeah you do that I do that with the inside of my rings yeah and so it won't turn you didn't know that

yeah so it won't turn silver or rusty guess I'm there we go guess you don't wear jewelry sis you know my ear is slit

so that's why I don't know that's the tea with the tea honey someone pulled your earring out no it just i was wearing really heavy earrings and you know well remember when beyonce used to wear their chandelier earrings i would wear them every day all day and then my same lobe like that happened with my belly button which is why i know i think i had to get my belly button repierced like three or four times because i would pierce well i would do the the charms that were heavy like i had one with a gun i had like stop it swear to god i got

it from hot topic back in the day you go to hot topic get your belly button raised so i had like and i played basketball um when i had that so like just being in practice running like and the shorts just pulled the gun out and no well with the running knocking into my opponents like and it just yeah since you didn't have a game day pierce yeah you have like a little stutter listen no a little wnd i like my motherfucking charms okay and yeah so i didn't switch it often so yeah there's that okay so mandy let's talk about this where are you from who is you why should people care um i mean i really don't give a fuck if they care or not honestly um these people care so i don't want that energy on there i mean that's fine i'm glad that y'all is here

or whatever um so i'm from orlando um born and raised okay glad you got out yeah also lived in atlanta um miami and then i've been in new york for the last seven years and when you lived in atlanta you lived in a big ass house no um no in atlanta um i moved up i went to i was in high school for one year in atlanta lived in an apartment with my mom and then three days after graduating high school i was like i'm going back to atlanta so i literally packed my hyundai sonata okay um and drove my ass to atlanta and tried to make it happen as an adult um i crashed and burned within a year so came back in atlanta that's what you're supposed to make it i was 18 it was new it was fresh i was living on my own so i was you know i had i had an apartment um i had a

car and at the time also so I started bartending but before then I was like stock manager at Diesel. I worked at a call center. I had like three jobs at one point just to figure it out. In Atlanta. You should have owned a mansion. Well I ended up getting fired from all

three jobs. Well I left one job because I was making so much at my last job. Yeah I left to pretty much the call center job and the management job at Diesel to be a bartender and i ended up losing that that job why um girl because i got into it with a nigga and like really bad into it with a nigga that's merch well i did i got into it with a nigga and

i like talk crazy so like he threatened to have his bitch come up and fight me so i was like well i'll fight you and your bitch so where in atlanta was this i worked at um so i worked at the so i bartended at the Congress Center it was the Congress Center yeah so the Georgia World

Congress Center Phipps Arena and the Dome at the time so they were all under the same people who do the food

Levy restaurant yes yes yes they do the same food now at Barclays so I worked for them but yeah

ended up and that was just one of many little incidents I got into with motherfuckers you be fighting

so by the time it got to motherfucking HR again it was just like period

we knocking and bucking and ready to fight that's you I hate you I hate y'all I hate y'all both actually

but I'm not gonna lie like as you know as someone who can speak for the light skins I felt like I was always tried stop it because I'm light skinned I swear to god

you guys always act like victims stop it light skinned people so sensitive I know they be starting the fights and they be like no it's because I'm light skinned

nah don't let the light skin fool you so like my my Orange County Pine Hills will come the fuck out like what's up I went to all black schools I identify as black

like my whole like my family that I grew up with is black yeah my white family pretty much didn't talk to us because we were black right so i'd never that means she real black no white family didn't talk to you they didn't really talk to us um so you know i've been feeling tried or i think they think i'm you know hispanic or something yeah nah so you came up to new york so anyways

came to new york um after i just miami wasn't working out and i was like and miami never worked yeah but miami worked out 20 almost 22 and i was just like my life can't be of yachts partying and swamps well and i bartended on south beach so just you said your life couldn't be of yachts because to me i was like there's more out there and i can't keep doing this 22 and honestly in my life that's how hard she was partying oh i was partying hard and then also at the time it's just like i lived in miami so i felt like i would never be taken serious as a woman you was hanging out with pitbull oh nigga i was hanging out with everybody i was hanging out with everybody thank you duane wade and everything everybody okay and this is when everybody like all of the

Celebrity lives in Miami. Oh, you was all up and through Star Island. Girl, Star Island. On the weekends, I remember going. We had a spades party at Trey Songz' house. And I played against Trey and Fabulous. Who won? Like, Sean Kingston was there.

What? I lost. Is he still there? Because we haven't seen him in years. I don't know where he is. He disappeared off the face of the earth. Sean Kingston. Yeah, but at this time, everyone lived in Miami.

So it was cool. But it was just, like, fast. It was always partying. This is, like, prime live. Anyways, ended up, again, not working at a job. Losing that. with some beef and and the condo that I was

in at the time the owners his partner lost his job so they came in and was like hey we would like to move back into our spot is there any way we can negotiate y'all moving out so I was like damn I gotta find a job and a place may as well do it in another city so you packed the Hyundai Sonata

so no my Hyundai Sonata said bye while I was in Miami it hit 220,000 miles and said bye sis I done gave you all I could give you okay it was trucking

I wore it off to the last drop so moved to New York a friend of mine who worked at the club with me moved up here two months prior and was like

I got a couch for you but there's mad money up here use your resources I know you know mad people so I literally hopped on Twitter I used good old Twitter

and was like hey guys I'm moving to New York and before that time I had a sports blog rocking I had done the modeling scene as well

so I've done Straight Stunt and Don Diva a lot of magazines Don Diva Bitch I was in Don Diva King The Sticky Pages bitch

You are TBT Bitch Super TBT Wait wait wait Don't do it Don Diva I was in Don Diva The Sticky Pages bitch

Don Diva Black Men's Magazine You was in a King Magazine I didn't get up there I tell Sean to this day Whenever he brings it back I need to be on the cover Yes

I see that for you Yeah But anyways So I did this I did probably three issues Yeah Of Stray Sutton Which my ex at the time

Hated it Because he's like my niggas in jail come jack off to you bitch no and it's like I'm doing this for the community

you know anyways so I moved up here this magazine looks so ghetto let me see Don Diva the original the original bible

no the original street bible the street bible don't do that so it's about the street gossip don't do me there's a G unit cover A$AP Rocky

Eve Kwame Kilpatrick Fabulous Blood In Blood Out Blood In Blood Out Let's see if I can find your cover for us. I'm looking. I'm looking.

But anyways, yes. Definitely the hood. God bless. The rat-ta-ta-ta. Exactly. Rat-ta-ta-ta. But moved up here and I got to find it. It's definitely in Google Images.

It's fine. I'll find it later. You don't need to show us. But anyways, so moved up here, went to real estate school, got into temp agencies and was bartending. So again, started my hustle mode. You're a worker. I'm Jamaican.

So like literally. You should have led with that. Oh, yeah. Okay. for the listeners I couldn't see I couldn't figure out what the fuck you were

yeah I'm Jamaican and white I did not know that well now we know okay I thought that you were hablad espanish she kept saying that I told you

Jamaican your dad Jamaican my daddy is here on a green like he has a green card like he's from moved to New York at the age of 13

but he's from born and raised in Jamaica your dad is 21 savage almost 21 21 yeah so yeah moved up here and then just started working

started grinding it out eventually after bartending for seven years was like okay this ain't my life so I decided to get back into school

because I was like a bitch is too smart to be sitting here only being having receptionist gigs and bartending. How old are you? At this point I'm 24.

Okay. At this point I'm 24. It's a good time to have a relation. Yeah so I got back into I put myself through school got into school said I'm going to do business

so immediately was like okay business but let me not just get a basic business degree let me specialize it and decided to do accounting. so for four years

I was just like I'm about to be a CPA I'm on an accounting firm ended up getting into taxes honey can you do mine? tax season is coming up I did not renew my P10 I am no longer doing taxes

you can't just do it on a side note but you know you can still read the question you know you can break the law stop it see I absolutely cannot but you half white sis you half

likely to get away you know a white color crime as well I cannot stand the both of you But no, so basically, even within school, I decided that I'm going to do everything to the highest level. So while in school, I started at H&R Block. After that, I ended up even interviewing with the Obama administration. That didn't go through. But instead of that, I ended up working at Goldman Sachs for my last two years of college.

And you're the reason the recession happened. I cannot stand you. I believe that. Yeah, I ended up working for Goldman Sachs. When you had all these jobs and you lived in all these places, were you dating people? I had my hoes.

Were they helping you? Of course. They would help me with my summer classes. Summer school came out of pocket. They helped with that. I was living off of financial aid for a time. Because I was only part-time with Goldman, I was only making $20 an hour.

That was good at the time. It was cool. and then yeah so I did get help because New York is not cheap it stresses me out it stresses me out

and so yeah and then here goes horrible decisions came about my last year in college thought it was

going to be a hobby not going to lie I even let my co-host know like we'll see what can come of this but I'm about to be a CPA

I don't know what my schedule is going to be when I start my career like what I was doing wasn't going to be a job this is where I thought I was going to be

for the next 20 years and within a year With a year of working, I left Ernst & Young, which is a top four accounting firm, and now I'm a full-time podcaster. Yes! That was beautiful. I love that story for you, friend.

Thank you. But I want to take a step back. You said a lot of things. I did. But I came in with my questions. So your name on Twitter is Peg the Stallion. Yes, we need to get to this now. So Peg the Stallion, talk to us about this.

When's the first time you pegged somebody? What was I, 22, 23? I was fairly young. Wait. Yeah, that was the first. So how old was he? About my age or maybe a year younger. Okay.

Okay, so y'all was still, okay, this is not a weird thing. It's not some man that came to the bar. I thought you were picking some old dude. Yeah, that was like, so that's the thing. Even if we talk about my hoes, I like to say, or like my lovers, like the men who financially have helped me throughout the years, That's what we call them now? Lovers.

Lovers. Yes, lovers. None of them, I think one may have just reached 40. I don't really, like none of them have even really been over 40 years old. Okay. And I've met them, they've been anywhere from 31 on up. Okay. But yeah, so the first time I pegged someone, it was something, we talked about it for a

while. A while before it happened. It had been Sim-Simon? You know, who got the key? No. Yeah. Who got the key to my booty? To my booty hole.

um i had the keys by the way of course so we we talked on like how much he thought he could take like all of these things you have to go out and pick the thing out together so i brought it which mind you already had it on you i brought it with so he flew me out to come do it you got out to peg that's another level is it girl the first time you picked somebody you was flewed out i know so i was flewed out to do it but we had already had sex and then this is something where just along the years, we talked about how our minds had grown sexually. Was this man

white or black? He was black. I've never been with a white man in my life. I've never seen a white penis in my... All right, Andrew, then pull it out so she can see it. I knew that was coming. Pull your dick out for the guests. Stop it. It's work-related. It's work-related.

Sydney, stop me-tooing our producers. Andrew, just DM us your dick. He was a black man. Well it's pink sis That's all you need to know And I'm cool on that Although I do get tricked on Pornhub from time to time

It'll be tan and then I'm like Oh it's connected to a white man Alright let me just not watch this anymore You'll be like let me shut the laptop down Let me just no longer Let me type in black please You know but no so he was black 6'11 you see me

6'11 Was he a basketball player Was it Dwayne Wade It was not. Although I did hear he's into that. I did hear they also have like little group parties too. When I lived in Miami, it was the tea going around. Gabby, come call me, girl.

Yeah, because I would definitely fuck them both. So what's up to both of y'all? Let's talk about it. Hey, Gabby. What's up? Call us. But yeah, no, it wasn't him. But yeah, so we ended up-

Wait, how tall are you? I am five foot one. Yes, you're a shorty. And he's 6'11". So it was hard. Like actually even I had to fucking- You had to get a ladder. Froggy style.

like I had to stand up and then put my dick in I'm like he wanted it from the back first and then when we did the lay down part I just put him on a pillow that was much easier

and he just put his legs up his long ass legs up his long ass yes I don't even believe this did he leave his sneaker the nigga the

and this is the third person I packed the video I'm about to show you but even with him he is six yes yes yes six let me see

let me see let me see so yeah can we see the person's face no right because if you show his face then it gets

what are you talking about It's a podcast. No one's going to see his face. No one's going to see his face. You're doing legal. Well, the video that I'm actually going to show you guys. Hold on. You just told Andrew to pull his dick out.

I was like, no, I can't see his face. Well, this video that I'm going to show you guys, you can't see his face in it. Okay, that's the only video I want to see. I want to see his face. I'll show you guys outside. I can show you. No, let me see. Here we go.

Did he leave his sneakers on while you were pegging him? There's me pegging. Oh, my God. oh my god um and wow wow wow show me another video so that is oh my god and he and he's cool with you recording him yeah i sent him look at his tattoo it's nice yeah he's very let me see the tattoo so i if in case i bump into him i know i could be like i could be like brian i am i am wet um so yeah he allowed me um to record it

the other people i've been with um have not but one of them did say the next time we go about i could what do you what do you wear to what someone's flying you out to peg them what what you packing what what are you wearing just like this today airport you wearing a wedge um what you mean what's a proper pegging shoe um so i'm not wearing shoes while this like this is me just with my harness um and normally like i said it does have to be discussed because i'm not just coming in the door with my harness on so within us having sex there is a time where it kind of gets awkward because i have to go and get my strap yeah that's the problem with lesbians you gotta do that yeah so yeah if you're it's awkward because it's just kind of like a freeze moment in

the session where it's just like okay let me go get my tool um i'll be right back let me go get my belt don't have second thoughts hold on this is only gonna take me 32 seconds um um but yeah again it's something that i've dealt with like i i'm kind of just free like open with even conversations about sex clearly but you should be so even with my partners they know there's no um exposing going on i don't look at them any different if i do this i know there's a lot of conversations to um if i view a man differently after i do the act of pegging and in reality i don't it's something that i enjoy as well so to feel like i would be exposing someone from something that they enjoy and something that i participated in is just wild it's kind of like

it makes me think of fucking nikki talking about meek's man body or lack thereof of you know how he looks but baby girl you were claiming this man you were sleeping with him you were paying for him You know, it's the same way, you know, when girls... He was opening for you. If a girl wants to go and say a nigga dirty after he dated him, well, baby girl, you were licking them balls with his dirty ass. So it's something to where I think sexually... Yeah, drag me, bitch.

I hate it. Drag me. If you done talked about any of your exes, I will... I'm shading you. Well, I don't call anybody dusty. I do. I mean, I call people... But you can't call them dusty if you was laid up, booed up,

and claiming them. I was dusty with them, too, girl. Okay, as long as you know. Dust spaghetts again. Because if you fucking a dirty nigga, baby girl, you're dirty too. Yes, I was going through it, just so you know. And it's funny too, because I think a lot of, one of the number one questions is like, well, damn, you're okay with eating and playing in a straight man's ass?

Like, they're not as clean as gay men. But to even question the cleanliness of straight men is just like, girls, who are you having sex with? I'm not putting my tongue in nobody's ass. Really? Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, I've done it before. I'm not going to say I've never done it, but I've done it before.

I will let you put your tongue in my butt. And I know my butt. Sometimes, you know, sometimes you be little things. I'm waiting for the day I get sick because I had a threesome and I ate the ass of the girl and the nigga. Did you know them? Yeah, I had sex with both of them before. Was Hennessy involved? Nah, Tequila was though.

There was a lot of tequila. I had to think about it. See, I asked the right question. I had to think about it. No, but Tequila was. So why are you saying you're waiting to get sick because they was dirty? No, no, no. They weren't dirty.

but I'm just like I probably shouldn't just be eating two assholes back to back and I don't use dental dams never did in my life

okay Mandy I don't even know what a dental dam looks like I know what it looks like it's a question that I have to a lot of lesbians and I don't know if we had the conversation

with you but every time we've had a lesbian on our show it's like well I'm with a woman so no I don't really ask for their results

no I don't use a condom like there's never the concern of the exchange of fluids with women but like we gotta be so concerned with the exchange

of fluids with men because they're the carriers of most of these diseases and see I disagree with that but if women but if a woman if a woman is having sex with a dude

and then she's having sex with a woman she can transfer yeah absolutely which is what a lot of people are doing they out here okay

they slaying this they Jada Pinkerton listen it's one of those is it what came first the chicken or the egg I ain't gonna hold you they both probably

Jada and Will what's up they'll probably both let you bang them hello Will Jada might she might want to girl you can feel how old is willow whoa whoa okay so we went from we went from me to an andrew to becoming an attorney for this

nigga getting pegged wait wait wait to catch a predator realness hold on wait she's really She said, how old is Willow? You might need to. Well, how old is Jaden? I feel like Jaden is like, Jaden is 19. She must be 18 at this point. She got to be grown now.

She got to be. You hoping. You praying. Fingers across. Hold on. Toes across. She's 19. Oh, okay.

That's still too young. You need to be 21 and over. Oh, no. I'll deal with someone 18. No. Not me. Never. No.

I'm not dealing with no 18-year-old dick. I feel like he's going to give me a yeast infection. He's going to give you the rounds you deserve. No, I don't need them. Oh, see, I like rounds. I need rounds, a break, rounds, like a round, a break, a round, a break. Honestly, just need it one time. Like, I've done 10 times in a night.

Like a smoke break. Okay. And we'll get high and then we'll start again. Okay, I'm down with that. You said 10 times in a night. Yeah, I talked about it on the show. So one of my lovers that I had that I pegged, we ended up, yeah, going 10 times. You pegged him for 10 rounds?

No, not for all 10 rounds. Maybe only like two of the 10. Just two. Just two of the 10. That's what I was going to say. Just the two of us. Two rounds. You can take me if you try

Okay, so What time do y'all start? What time do we start what? Well, you said you went 10 rounds So you started at like 9? This was 6 p.m. after work Okay, so then you got a full night's sleep No, we didn't

Because we ended up at the sex club that night Wait, what's the sex club? It's here in Fab, next time you go It's here in New York Would y'all come with us? Oh, yes, we want to go For research purposes, of course

No, no, no, we definitely want to go Absolutely, serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah I talk about it on my show and I'm sure we have a little different audience. So it's called Caligula. It's in Queens.

How do you spell that? With a K? C. Caligula. Write it down for us. Caligula. Caligula sounds like chlamydia. Arugula.

But no, I'm sorry. Caligula. Calligraphy. That's what it is. And so we ended up going there. So technically he actually went like 11 or 12 rounds in one night because he did end up

fucking another girl in there. And you like watching the people you sleep with sleep with other people? When I'm there, I don't mind. I like massive dicks so I'm not going to lie I like a break sometimes

because it hurts like I've been doing a lot here please give me a break go off queen yeah give me a break time out

time in you're like I'm on base this wall is base yeah I need to let it say for us it's swollen it's swollen right now

let me let it get back down to regular size it'd be like throbbing you need to let it close yeah so I don't mind a partner coming in and us having fun together

like it doesn't bother me but yeah so we ended up at the sex club. So what y'all do at the sex club? So it's a BYOB. We were on tequila. BYO bitch?

Oh. That too. You do bring your own bitch because if you're a male, there's only one night a week that they allow single men. Ah, that's good. That's the night

I trust this place. Yeah, you have to go with a couple. They do allow single women, however. Of course. It's a safe space. Of course.

We need, we love. And so we ended up there. It was a little slow in the beginning. We got there quite early so we just drank. What time is too early to be at the sex club?

like 12 31 that's early yeah so people arrive at three o'clock nah they between 1 30 and 2 okay that's where it's peak peak is that's where that's where peak penis people done been drinking they done ate already and now after you eat when you go into a sex club because i feel like you have a buffet but i ain't never touched that food i ain't even gonna hold you touching it listen i don't know mandy eats ass not food at the sex club yo shut up hurt you sis um so yeah so we started there's the way it's set up it's like open like a regular dance floor downstairs you have a bar I brought my friends

one time and literally they were in shock because a girl was just giving head literally at the bar but anyways your name goes

on your bottle you have a bartender she does the mixes all night for you you tip her like accordingly and then so you can go upstairs

well how much you gotta tip like my titty out like I'm actually you should be tipping me I mean just because she's making your drinks

you know she cool I don't make my own drinks well no you can't have your bottle you have to drop your bottle behind the bar you can't walk around with just a bottle

also it's glass so they don't want glass around. So it is plastic. There's people naked, right? We talked about this. Barefoot and shit. Do you check your clothes when you get there

or do they let you keep your clothes on? So you can keep your clothes on downstairs but upstairs... Actually, no. Now that I think about it, you don't have to unrobe

in any of the rooms at this particular club. I know there are some clubs if you go to Trapeze in Atlanta, once you go past a certain point, you have to unrobe. The same at Hedonism,

there's a nude part. Hedonism. Heard you. And that's in Jamaica. Yes. Jamaica, Jamaica. Should we go to that, Marie? Oh, y'all have to.

Y'all have to. I feel like, whoo. Y'all have to. I'm going to start doing my Kegels right now, friends. It's a whole fucking move. But yeah, you go in there. There are private rooms. There's also a shower.

Then you have a room where anyone can watch. And then you have a room in the back where only couples are allowed. And again, it's like four minutes. Okay, so what this sounds like is I need to leave my head shaved at least through the sex party. Yeah. And then I can start growing my hair back out. Because I can't be. I'm going short

I'm cutting all this off after I take this you have a little Caesar yeah well I'm going to start a little shorter and then go shorter as I go on you trying to end at

like Amber Rose maybe not all the way Amber Rose but I want to go blonde and I know blonde is going to take phases for until I get as light as I want

no have you ever bleached your hair before my hair was black and we did it twice oh double process yeah and we got it so light

the first time that the dude was like oh okay and then this last time I bleached it myself and I only bleached it once. Yeah, well, right now, I mean, I don't even know

if this hopefully brings new niggas about because I have new ones. And women, too. Whatever size I am is not cutting it for niggas. I was getting way more niggas when I was a big bitch.

So I'm just like, okay, let me just cut off my hair. Maybe I'll get a new, you know, a different type of niggas. What about women? So, honestly,

I fuck my friends. I don't really go out and I'm not taking a bitch on a dick. Your friends? Mandy, let's talk about this. I mean, because I am a friend and I told you about your nails.

If you want to go to the sex party with me, you got to cut them all the way down. I don't put these in booty holes and all. Sydney said not her booty holes, not her cooch. So that's the problem. I got to tell my... With the rhinestones? So not with the rhinestones.

So like most recently, I had to use my ring finger and I was like, this isn't working. So the next time I go to my nail tech, I got to tell her to keep the rhinestones off my index finger because that's the one I go. That's the one I use. But like when it comes to women, I have a problem dating them.

Like because... You don't want to spend no money. I'm not used to. the men do but I'm also very aggressive and so I do come off maybe more with the masculine

so why don't you get a femme butch then so I'm completely opposite though like I like to dominate men but with women

I would like them to be more in control but I also don't like head so it's just wait we gotta talk about that you don't like head

why what it's cool from either people if you wanna do it cause it turns you on but it doesn't really do much for me

it don't do nothing for you so like even specifically when I'm with women I prefer to just eat them out the whole time oh well maybe how you doing sis let me see your nails you know I don't live that far but yeah so

when it comes to women I think my problem more so is just the conversation even there was a friend of mine and we were talking and she came over got all the way naked in my bed and then was like I feel like you know you just want me for sex so maybe we should go to the movies tomorrow and I just got turned off I was just

like girl you're already in my bed naked like so what are we doing like Like, so y'all didn't have sex? We didn't have sex. No, because she wanted more out of me. And I guess she felt that it was just going to be fun for me. And she legitimately wanted more. She wanted me to take her out.

And I was just like. Oh, that's gross. But it would have been fun for her, too. Not her, gross. But it's just like, what? Right. So I don't want to. And my last real relationship was with a woman.

It was with a woman who allowed me to have sex with one partner. OK. One male. But me and her were together when I was in Miami. but just yeah since then I just I have fun with women

but I don't see myself being with women you're not gay so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna waste someone's time I just want it for fun but then it's also weird

because I say that and men automatically assume woo let's have a threesome I like women by themselves and I like men by themselves I don't really care for threesomes wait okay

let's talk about it why I mean sis we was just talking about you eating booty hole at a threesome I know but it was just like

I didn't I didn't get fully fulfilled even in the threesome and I was just telling the book get you off yeah okay so what really truly gets you all penetration which is not common for most women they do come off you know through clitoral stimulation and i know it's penetration for me so i need all the dick and if i have to share it all maybe before i'm climaxing now you're going

to please her and it's just a lot of switching to where i can't really get into the motion that i need to to come and then it's just a lot more work for me like i'm orally pleasing the two of you i'm it's constant work for me about that life sis i mean you're not trying to put it at work it's a lot of work work is to work yeah so i'd rather honestly just take two dicks that sounds funner to me but it's finding that with two men that i trust that i do i care if they judge me or not yeah i like that two dicks one mandy you know i like that okay have any how are y'all with threesomes or do y'all because you guys' sexuality is different ends of the spectrum right yes

I mean I would consider myself what is it a don't touch me or a no touch girl on girl type of person what does that mean like I don't I don't need the other woman to touch me at all like I don't so then I'm the opposite of that well yeah you're the type of bitch i would fuck with right like um and then yeah that's fun for me i'm a pleaser at the end of the day that's are you because it sounds like you don't want to do too much of the pleasing no it sounds like she does i do a lot she jumped on a plane with a dick in her carrier right but hey we do this like this is our life but to me but to me i still anytime i have sex now like i'm almost 30 over the last shit five years i would say specifically more so with the podcast

and us being just more openly audible on what we want, like voicing what we want, I've been that way. So I'm not going to engage in sex unless I know I'm going to come, unless I know it's going to be fun for me. So I'm not engaging in something that I don't want to do. That's what sex should be, though, I feel like. It should. Especially after a certain age.

We're not pulling none of that. What are we doing? I'm not having sex for you to like me. I'm not having sex for a meal. I can feed myself. I'm not having sex because you said let's have sex. like yeah but like if you don't like and I said this to y'all

when I went to that dude's house and I knew I wasn't gonna come and I was like well I'm just gonna go home I was like I told him I had to poop the most recent I had someone come over so I was having casual sex with someone for the last seven years no longer fuck him

how do you casually fuck somebody for seven years a lot too like how often would you see them is he on phone once a week or every couple weeks It depends. Every month would be different, but kind of weekly on a little thing. And then if we were both busy, maybe twice a month.

I saw him often. And then every time we fucked, it was three rounds. Every time. That's our number. You hit a silence in the room? Wow. Yeah. But anyway, so I stopped dealing with him.

So most recently, it's been frustrating for me because I now don't have that go-to dick. That on call. And so I had a guy that I met. He was a bartender. And I was just like, well, I need a replacement. And he came over, and I literally told him to bounce. It was 3 o'clock in the morning. We were both ass naked, and I was just like, oh, this isn't working.

Because you guys started to have sex, and it wasn't working? We started. He was very eager to put the condom on, so I wasn't ready yet. And then I don't know if the condom made him soft, but immediately, anytime I make a nigga put on a condom, I'm very pro-condom. Yes. Because we're not exclusive. I don't know who you fucking raw. I'm not even though I fuck with a condom with all of my lovers like I don't know what you're

doing yeah and because I am very open if I'm entertaining someone else we both know we fucking other people there's no need for us to think we can trust each other to just fuck like it just doesn't make sense yes yes yes so so 2020 so modern so anytime I feel like a guy is just like well you good I'm good or he goes limp in a condom I feel like oh you're fucking a lot of people probably unprotected and so i'm immediately turned off talk about i'm immediately yes immediately turned off um and i felt like outside of liquor and me over drinking with the people who i'd be like oh let's go at it i've had yeah probably cursed like three people like that either couldn't stay hard in a condom or we were just so drunk it just didn't work um so yeah right now

right now he left yeah he left the other guy we just fell asleep together um he was a friend of mind that you know it just happened but didn't happen um so he he fell asleep the other guy yeah i kicked him out um which is why i enjoy people coming into my space because you in control you got oh but i just i don't feel like i don't want to change you like to be in someone else's i just because i don't want to take the mess to your house and then i go back to my sanctuary what man just like i because i don't want to squirter yeah well oh you're one of those yeah my friend stayed with me all summer and ruined my mattress, honey.

And she's just like, heh heh heh, my bad. Ew, gross. What do you mean gross? I mean, not gross, but like every time you fuck, you squirting, bro? Oh, so much.

Oh, that one makes sense. So for you, you might need to get some sort of Marriott discount or something to take that shit to the hotel. A little punch card. I mean, bitch,

I'm a sister on someone's account, so I get discounts, okay? Horrible decisions. Y'all got to hook up. What's the plug? You got a coupon code? Hell nah, I wish. They need to go ahead

and sponsor our ass. Slash expert. They should sponsor you guys. What's up? Because the bitch will be talking about hotel sex. I love it. I love it. But yeah, so yeah, you're messy.

I understand. Wait, so your friend was having sex in your mattress? So I have two bedrooms. And so I let her stay in. And you let her fuck in your house? Yeah, she was sleeping in the other bedroom. She banged some of her friends. What you talking about?

Yeah, but I let all of my friends, like we're adults, like just don't get no juices on my couch because my couch ain't even a year old yet. And I ain't fucked on my couch yet. So you don't get to fuck. But yeah. What kind of couch you got? She talked about a sectional. She talked about fucking in my kitchen.

Like, I don't care about that. In the kitchen? Yeah. By the spices and stuff? I mean, I'm a good friend. I got to get some friends like this in here. She was banging on the stove. Girl, you got a nigga come on over.

Like, it's so funny because a friend of mine was in town recently and she talks to a friend of, like, we have a mutual friend. That y'all both fucking or? No, no, no, no. That I just know. And I was like, girl, we cooking. Invite him over for dinner. And I was like, I'll put condoms in the nightstand for you.

Y'all go ahead. This is an ally right here. I've got a friend. And then I hit him up, and he didn't even know because he couldn't find parking around my apartment. There's no parking where I live. So he ended up leaving. I was like, nigga, I set it up for you and everything. He's like, man, I didn't know that she was about that.

I said, she had the little shorts on for you and all. You don't even know. We had salmon cooked. We had a whole plate for you in the microwave. You had salmon cooking? He was about to come eat and get pussy and didn't even know. And I set it up for him. I set him up.

There was lube, toys. I have so many toys that I don't use. So I was like, girl, there's toys in there if you want. I put the condoms in there and there was different variety what's your Airbnb I know

listen I live in the Bronx that's what it is that's why she gotta take care I know it took you two years to get over here so let me make sure

I have everything set up for you shut your ass no tanks listen if you have a car and you live in Jersey we do not you're literally

15 minutes away I don't have either most of my niggas live in Jersey or New Rochelle that's not my narrative sis my narrative is

uptown niggas anyways I don't talk to nobody in Brooklyn it makes sense it's a long distance relationship you gotta get flued out to Brooklyn

I gotta cross a bridge to get to you gotta get flued out to Brooklyn sis it took me over an hour to come see y'all today well that's why

we gotta make the episode long because it's gonna take you another hour to get back we might as well do it I'm recording today for Horrible

so I'm just going to the city we recorded five we got time what's up yeah look at us I saw Shake Shack on the corner

I was like oh bitch I'm about to go eat I'm about to go eat Bitch. I'm about to go eat. Okay. Talk to me, baby.

So where are you meeting these guys? The guys that you're sleeping with that you've been dating? It's so funny because this has been a question at our live shows, in the email. Where do I get them, sis? Bitch, Instagram, Twitter. And one of my hoes I met when I was a bartender at Applebee's. While he was eating a sizzling fajita platter. So I actually was one of the bartenders that helped open up the Applebee's across from Barclays.

Okay. So right here, I moved up to New York, and one of my lovers came in and just sat at the bar. And when his bill came, his bill was $40. I tell this story because it's so funny how we are where we are now. His bill was $40. He tipped me $40. And at this point, I'm just like, this is a lot. It's 100%.

Back in the day, yeah, yeah, yeah. The goddamn clientele we getting right here on fucking Flatbush and Atlantic Avenue ain't that good. They barely tipping us. So I was like, well, you should come here again. Let me know. I'll let you know my schedule. come and see me on some on a bartender yeah yeah ended up getting his card he's like well you know i'm in i'm i'm in new york like let's go have brunch yes wasn't really you know you didn't

think none i didn't think anything of it so i was like who would play i'm bringing my friends along who would play him in a movie what does he look like oh god i'm not gonna give that away because if i say like yeah if you say who he looked who would play him in a movie is he famous actual actor no no no no no no he's not famous he's actually like oh like uh i would i hate to say regular but he a regular regular he regular but you don't so um he has he has a a good um job in government i would say i mean since we just wanted to know what yeah anyways so um he works in new york so he started just taking me and my friends out almost on a weekly basis like we was at 40 40 catching games yep i all of my friends met him like so for even the first year we didn't have

sex at all i love this guy we didn't have sex at all and he was just taking my friends out um damn it would give too much detail okay okay um and because now he's married oh and you're still sleeping again we haven't slept in the last year but i'm still getting all the benefits of because we've now grown a friendship so he's been around for the past six years i freaking love And it helped because he was one of the ones that assisted me through school, which is funny because as an accountant, we had a whole week on, what was this? Was it cost accounting? I can't remember the class. But anyways, he had me as an employee under his job as a fake employee.

So I was getting a check every two weeks from him. Although I would only see him maybe once every three months. Beach. I got to get back to the city. We got to enroll in classes. Yeah. So he put me on payroll. I got a check every two weeks.

Came. yeah like I was an employee because he was able to hire you know contracted workers I was a contracted worker so yeah and they're like I love this for you sis yeah he's dope

and now he's just a friend I love this for myself where is he? yeah he's just again that's a little part time job and a part time dick you know and I met him again working at Applebee's

so when it comes to like insanity where do you meet these guys it's literally like what you I don't want to say negotiate but it's what you want for yourself and so when it came to what I expected out of him

especially when it became a sexual relationship I think he was then married when we met he was engaged but when he got married the whole dynamic changed well listen if this is the role you want me to play this is what I'm going to need from you and I mean so you had to renegotiate your contract so from

from every birthday I get like he paid for my hotel in Mexico this past year he supports my live shows he's bought tickets even when he hasn't showed up he's like listen i can't make this show so i want to cover your hotel for this thing so because even on tour we cover our own travel and hotel yeah um yeah yeah i mean it's part of our expenses um and so we we cover that ourselves and so he's yeah he's supported me he sounds really nice yeah

he's really good guy i like him and i mean he's married at all but he's a great guy so this is the part that's why he's married because he's a good guy this is the part that sucks so there's three married men right now who I call my lovers but like I said over the last year maybe year and a half I haven't even had sex with them but I've still gotten whatever I've asked them for. You horrible decision I know but it's crazy

because I talk about even to my friends I be like oh my god they're such great guys and they're like but bitch they're cheating on their wives and I'm like yeah but aside from that they're just really really dope guys. If you take that away he's a great guy. But what's crazy is what's crazy is the

relationships with them. And again, one has been in the picture for 11 years. The other has been in the picture for six years. Two have been in the picture for 11 years. Girl, your aura is fantastic. Thank you. So you went to the wedding? So that's the thing. I told you the years that they've been

involved. I can't tell you any of their wives' names, any of the names of their children, or the ages, or how many they have. I mean, we don't care about the kids. I don't. I don't have those conversations. You only find that information if you want it. And I don't care about it. Yeah. I don't care about it.

This is when you find out the information. When you go to the funeral and you show up and you see the family sitting there in the front row and they're like, who the fuck is you? And you're like, well, I've known your father for many years. I'm a friend of the family. I'm a friend of your father's. Technically, I was an employee. I used to work for your dad, actually.

I'm actually here to pick up my W-2s. You know, so that's how you find out. So yeah, there's really no way to meet these men. I could lie and sit here and say, yeah, go to expensive hotels and sit at the lobby bars. I can do that bullshit, but it's bullshit. I think the apps are also quite bullshit, so the seeking arrangements and stuff like that. There's so many scammers on there now, but also you have men that are going on there saying that they don't want to prostitute, so I don't want to pay, but I want a relationship, but I'm married.

What the fuck? That's what you want. You know what I mean? Like, well, no, sir, this has to be negotiated. I'm not here to try to win you over. you're already in a position so that's the thing that I say to any woman

so whether he has a girlfriend a situation a fiance a wife if he's coming to you at this point the whole ball

is in your court and to me I think that it's naive to sit here and off bat put yourself into a level of competition

where you're starting already on the bottom to try to win someone over and take them away from someone I think is the worst karma that you can do

I mean since if he's ready to leave her he's definitely going to leave you he's going to yeah or the way you get him

is the way you're going to lose him so I'm not trying to take him away from you sis I'm just I'm just using him while you

so let's set it up set it up let's get our scissor on that's it listen he's our man and it just sucks because as a woman

when you enter those situations you're literally putting yourself to where you have to control all your feelings you can't hold him

accountable for much because but you know that you're coming into it you know it coming into it so bitch if you need money if you need some bills paid that's the least you should be getting okay on top of a couple trips and other things so do you ever feel bad sometimes are you like oh this this person has a whole

family i don't i'm not in it maliciously i would never communicate or try to contact the wives i've now grown a friendship a friendship with these people um so it's beyond uh an arrangement where i feel spiteful at all like i genuinely care for these people um over the years they've genuinely cared for me as far as helping me in my journey with the podcast seeing me through school giving me graduation gifts like genuinely caring about my well-being so it's beyond you know I would say even an arrangement like there's a friendship like even one most recently was like didn't care if we ever dealt sexually again he was like at this point you're my sister and I was like well that's kind of weird calm down he from the south I was like don't call me your sis actually

he met sister in christ yeah oh yeah well that's the thing he's just like i feel like we're gonna know each other forever your sister and sex yeah so he's gonna put you in his will so yeah i don't feel bad because there's no ill intent also i feel like in the realm of non-monogamy which we talk about a lot on our show and i think what a lot of people are engaging in nowadays um i don't know their situation um his loyalty should be to his wife so whatever arrangement they have i don't know but also we've talked about it too a lot of women turn the blind eye to men of money and power yep and these men clearly ain't broke if they're able to put me also in a good situation um so i think that there's there's a blind eye possibly being turned because even i talked to them i was

like well i know i ain't been the only one all these years it's not just me okay so sydney well what i'm writing here on the sheet is i gotta get me some hoes for the good of the podcast for research purposes yes i mean not necessarily for the research but you know also to support the pot yeah no absolutely get us rooms financially yeah absolutely i said i said listen i want to learn how to edit my audio i think i need a mac i had a macbook pro the next day sent to my house so like literally like i that i too andrew is out there he can't even no i'm not even macbook pro i literally had it sent to me the next day because i was like well what color you got you You got a space gray?

There was also a case with it. You got the rose gold? 17 inch, a big one too, because I was like, I think I need to be able to see. So I got the whole Adobe suite. Adobe suite? Yeah, I learned how to do Audition,

Premiere Pro, Audacity, and GarageBand. I know how to edit on all three. I love all the screens. Well, I'm learning Audition right now. I'm not as well, but I know that that's what we use. But Audacity, like the back of my hand. GarageBand, like the back of my hand.

How long did it take you to learn all this stuff? Are you trying to get rid of me? Bye, Andrew. Are you trying to do it yourself now? No, no, no. Andrew, you can go ahead and leave everything. Leave the lights on. We have a new producer now.

Yeah, no. I mean, again, you can learn everything on YouTube. Like, even if I talk about what you guys talk about, what you guys are experts in. This week, I spent quite a few hours. We got the call for a really big opportunity that's coming our way. Yes, love it. And so they were like, do you have a deck? So I was like, get it to you right away.

And so I literally spent hours Googling and creating our own deck, which would cost us, you know, a ton of money. And I could show you guys what our deck looks like. OK, we want to see. But I think that as a creative bitch right here, as a creative, this can become expensive. I always tell people, don't just leave what you're doing. You're nine to five is what's going to invest in what you're doing. But this all comes at a price. And the easiest way to save on your own investment is to teach yourself, like, how to do these things.

and so and then expense everything when tax season comes yes yeah well that too on the business that too

so this is you guys can see this is our our media kit so it has all of our numbers and I spent hours doing this so you guys talk about what you guys are experts in

I'm an expert in finding a way that's what you were doing this week when I was not doing no work heard you got it yeah I was building a media kit

yes incredible thank you yeah it's a five page deck we love it thank you okay so in the dream world what is do you want to get married ever do you do you believe in monogamy i wouldn't mind being in a swinger possibly relationship um where are you yeah

i'm cool with that type of situation um i'm really big with going into things realistically um there was like you know if your man ain't shit yeah you know what i mean and so a title isn't gonna change that man from being who you've always known him to be sure and so if i were to say sign up to date an athlete or if i were to sign up to date a nigga in the jacks that i know them fucked about five bitches in his building or like it doesn't matter like the range is you know the type of nigga you're with yes um and so as long as you don't embarrass me as long as you bring nothing back to me health-wise and as long as you don't create a whole new family while we're together um i mean it doesn't bother me it doesn't bother me pretty those are pretty basic you're not

asking for much yeah but so i say that just give me a macbook pro and don't make me look stupid and don't give me chlamydia i say that to say if i get into a relationship with someone i'm not gonna beat down monogamy i'm not gonna go through his phone i'm not gonna search for something that probably i know is there if i'm searching i know there's something yeah and i think any woman who searches just knows there's something well that's what they say when you go when you go looking you gonna find something yeah you're gonna find something you don't like but you already know because you're looking yeah um and that's just where i feel the naivety and women come from where are you searching because you already know the nigga you with if you know the nigga you with

check that nigga on who he is and what you expect out of him but have realistic expectations from whoever you decide to be with don't be calling the side hoe bitch I told y'all I didn't girl you gotta call girl I got a woman to woman DM and I was just like but you know the nigga you're with he's our guy he's our man I know the type of nigga he is and I

wouldn't blink twice and you also know already who I am because hello my podcast I'm bringing my DMs but not my podcast but a few years like she's known of me over the years like didn't know she was living sent him a birthday gift she got the gift oh um I

posted him when he told me he was single on my page that brought drama so she's already been in my comments now she went to my dms woman to woman and said we was gonna have problems and i was like when i told him i was like well sis y'all are on and off the same way me and him are on and off do you think that i'm gonna hit you up and ask for your permission your blessing to see if you're single if he's telling me he's single do you know what her response was what says don't believe him don't believe what he says he's telling me he's single and you telling me not to believe this nigga but you in my phone

trying to check me about dealing with your but also sis you telling me not to believe him sis leave him just go just go

pack your box and go she said I put in too many years I put in too many years but she put in seven I put in nine yeah

he been in the picture since 2010 what are we doing the same thing who the fuck is this guy he that good no is this Applebee's

he that good this isn't Applebee's this is I ain't even gonna say his name this is Chili's He ain't shit. He ain't shit. This is Chick-fil-A.

This is Olive Garden. Okay, so how often are you having sex in a week when you're here in New York? I don't have a regular anymore. So, like, in the last four months, so since, I would say since October. Because I went, after the threesome, I went pre-ghost when I cut him off. So, since October, I have had sex three times. What? And one of those I got flued out for.

You're a good Christian gay. so it's really not I know I think people think I am out here just fucking my brains out or getting them fucked up well I just feel like

in my mind I feel like you having sex like maybe two or three times no literally in the last four months I've had sex three times and I went on a three month like a two and a half month hiatus

where I wasn't fucking because I couldn't find a partner but when you really okay so peak season peak man DC summertime is coming it's going to be hot

you're going to be traveling so like when I had his name was 24-7 because he didn't work that was his nickname No, because he, he was, he, I changed the ringtone because I would wake up out my sleep and be like, okay, on my way to Jersey, four o'clock. If I had to be to work at seven, if I had to be to work at nine, I would still try to

squeeze in going to fuck him at six, seven a.m. From Jersey to the Bronx? From Jersey? Yeah. Why? Because it was just great. And he was the only one I fuck regularly in New York. So whenever I could get it, I got it.

Was you getting on the train or you getting in an Uber? No, he paid my Uber there and back all the time. I mean, Uber to New Jersey. Listeners, if you want it, you need to Uber. every time he saw me, I would say $80 in Uber there and back. So $35 to $50 each way. So it wasn't bad. Love that for you, friend.

But where in New Jersey was you going? It was right across the bridge. So right across the GWB. It wasn't deep. Like Edgewater. We don't go nowhere near that. But Edgewater sounds nice. Sounds like he had a yard that had grass to one end. He had a home. Yeah, he had a home.

White picket fence. And so when we were fucking, I would say, yeah, I was getting dick probably weekly um and then my other lovers if they came to town i would maybe you know adjust here and there the schedule yes yes yes you would say they would send you their avails and yeah yeah i'll see if i schedule you guys in i'm gonna pencil you in for thursday at noon but see put you in a google cal it's crazy now that's the thing too when you're dealing with a guy of any sort of power or where he's used to just everything falling at his tips right now it's been harder

for me to find partners because even when I want to get flewed out like I think the first week of January I was talking with a friend of mine

looked up his schedule because it's Google and saw the cities he was going to be in and then like he was like can you come see me here I'm going to be in New York

for a week here and I was like well I have my live shows I'll be in the Midwest so it was literally the first week of January and I was like February 1st

I see who you're playing I could do February 1st and that don't work with niggas like that they're like bitch I ain't planning a month out to get some pussy

They want it when they want it So it's been very hard for me now Just with my schedule And a man respecting me And my schedule to work around me I love that you Okay, we Googled this girl You a boss, bitch

We're out and out Okay, so when you gonna do a TED Talk, sis? Let's talk about it Girl, you're doing a TED Talk I would love to do a TED Talk And I'm gonna tell y'all motherfuckers right now Not TEDx That is a little bit

No, no, a TED Talk Okay, wait You're shading TEDx What's going on with TEDx? No shade about TEDx TEDx is regional TEDx is like the Marshalls of TED Talks

yeah there you go I know there you go it's like a Bergdorf Goodman and then there's Marshalls okay yeah

TEDx it's like Armani and Armani Exchange I would prefer a TED Talk heard you yeah you know what I mean you know cause they just asked me to do

something at TEDx so I mean it's not it's not bad I mean you're working your way you're gonna do your Feb 21 and we gonna

we gonna support it yeah no I support it I think it's still a good look we know what it is we won't just be ashamed but you know what I did feel like I had to come in

and be sure I was on my toes with you because when y'all came on to Horrible Decisions, ooh, the shade. No. The shots were fire. You live in the Bronx.

You knew we was going to roast the Bronx. There was Bronx jokes. There was nail jokes. Only because I was like interested. I was like, well, she's got nails,

but what's up? You saying that you... Girl, listen, I know a pussy because I have one and I'm going to make sure I'm not scratching you. I'm going to be gentle.

It's going to be lubed. I'm not hurting nobody. Yeah, but the nails, what is these, coffin shaped? They are coffin shaped. Okay. So the rhinestones, I do not put in anybody.

I'm telling you because I don't want you to. You got Claire's accessories on your fucking fingers. Yeah, I'm talking. Oh, I talk shit. So like with these nails, I'm fingering with these two fingers. Well, I need to see how you work. Okay, go ahead, Sydney. Open your legs.

Right, because you want to tell Andrew to pull out his dick. Sydney, pop it to that thing. Let's see the culture. Did I cross the line? I'm sorry. Let me see that booty hole wink. Make that booty hole wink, Syd. Andrew said he's going to HR.

Andrew, little do you know, I am HR. I'm going to file your complaint to Marie. It's okay. It'll be one checkmark. You'll still stay on. Yeah, I'm sorry. Apologize. That's okay.

Okay, so TED Talk. That's the dream. So honestly, the dream for me, when it's all said and done. So I would love to continue to be a voice, not only for women of color, women of all shapes and sizes being that i've been that woman at every size um i would enjoy radio um you're definitely good at that yeah and that's kind of where i see myself going more so because it's something that would also still allow me creatively to do what i want on the side um i'm not gonna lie my anxiety has went into overdrive okay so the anxiety comes from i think just a lot of life

changes all happening at once okay so um for those a lot of people who who already know my journey i did have the gastric sleeve surgery okay so over the last two years now i i got this in 2018 um january in 2018 so over the last two years i've dropped maybe 80 to 85 pounds yeah so i went from 230 pounds to about 155 wow so that's been drastically different like i went from a size 18 to a size 6 look at her but your butt but your butt

look like a size 10 and you know it does look big the way you lying but I'm 5 foot 1 so I still look compacted I can show y'all I think these are even

a medium a medium from rainbow this is rainbow oh yes but a medium is not a medium but I literally just bought a size 6 from H&M though

I think H&M H&M is not real it's not true the size in H&M H&M you know they be stretching what about Zara I'm in Zara

what size do you wear in Zara 8 okay that's true so you're an 8 And I'm six to eight on Pretty Little Thing. Okay. They got a lot of spandex.

Pretty Little Thing be real, you know. Stretch. Stretchy. Yes, but we'll go by Zara. But yeah, anyways, so that's happened to where I've drastically shrank as far as my appearance, everything I feel. So I have anxiety right now of gaining weight and going back. Are you in the gym, sis?

Is the diet cute? So yeah, so that's the thing. I have forced portion control. So my stomach went from, think of the size of a flat football. to the size of a golf ball. Oh, so you can't really eat. I took 80% of my stomach. So you can't really eat.

So I just can't eat. You can't eat. I eat small portions. You get too full. Yeah, very fast. But do you eat often? Like more meals, more small meals throughout the day? No, because I'm not really hungry.

And then certain things that I guess are, would help people or aid in people gaining weight, literally, I just don't feel good. So starches. So like if I go to Shake Shack right now, my burger won't have a bun. i don't do bread a protein no i'll put it no i'll put the like a lettuce meat but it's gonna be on lettuce i don't do pasta um just how my body reacts i can't do um sugars or i get rosacea

my whole face like so i don't do sugar you got a real specific diet yeah um i'm not really good with um milk i've already lactose so dairy oh yeah you're not doing like an oatmeal no no so like it's just i'm very i just can't eat a lot now just i like sashimi and raw shit like things that I can eat like seafoods are good for me or you know but now what size bra do you wear because your boobs also look pretty so these went down though I was a triple G

not a triple G I was a triple D into a G cup these now I mean these they're not that big they look very nice what kind of bra is that oh um true and co we got sponsors yeah and it's like a sports bra but it's cool

these are now I'm now a D cup a D to a 36 C or 34D did you get the surgery for health reasons or yeah it was so also just for how I felt literally over four years and it's funny because they talk about the freshman

10 I think I feel like I got that every year that I was in school yeah over like four or five years I had like literally gained 50 pounds each year 10 pounds a year it was just going up and so yeah it got to the point that's a lot for somebody who's 5'1 so that's the thing being in New York

I wasn't fitting boots they weren't going up my calves um it's winter and i'm not fitting jeans so i'm still wearing stretchy and spandex shit all year round because i can't really find anything that fits me i felt even bigger because you have to layer here and so i genuinely just the confidence that i showed out in public wasn't there in real life i hated shopping nothing ever fit even when i was on fashion nova and these online sites oh i was in the pluses so 1x 2x didn't know what really my size was right um and so that just drained me and then also the level of anxiety i had in my mind i told y'all i thought i was going to be an accountant for 20 years from now yep um and so last year

leaving my corporate job i now have anxiety of jesus christ what if i ever have to put my resume back together and go back into the workforce yep so the idea of having to interview because whatever i bet on myself doesn't work so it's just literally it will and it is and i'm hoping and I'm reading Manifest now I have a life coach that I'm getting now a life coach come on goop

you are inspiring thank you you are a white woman yes I hate you but you are listen

in the sense of that my life coach is a gay black male you pegging niggas and you can't eat bread and you got a life coach yes white woman

when is hey sis wait until I get a fucking candle that smells like my vagina listen calm down does she have a candle

that smells like her vagina when it's outro does yeah it's a 75 it's sold out immediately and sold at 75 i want to put the candle and then i don't know if you guys heard most recently um erica badu is selling a perfume that smells like her vagina um so i mean she done had kids and then bagged fucking all the niggas she done bagged the marley she done bagged common which i still want them common i'm here to see what her vagina smells like andre she done came through to come through with the black man come through you know she did what needed to be done okay so you got the surgery yeah we're gonna wrap

this up yeah no problem no problem you got the surgery what is the what's the recovery time for that um it wasn't much i mean should i i was back at work i had surgery on a saturday i was back at work on a thursday probably shouldn't have been that i'm gonna say no yeah and it was more so just because you're using it's the new york commute i was going from the bronx to jersey city at this time so it's just a lot of new york commuting is a lot leaving your house you not only spend money but you exert so much energy because you're fighting people you're going up and downstairs subways you're trying to run for a train or a bus or whatever but it wasn't that long like in the first month i dropped 25 pounds but in the first what is it six to eight weeks it was

literally liquids only yeah so just the energy was six to eight weeks of just liquid you go from liquid to puree to soft food like a baby yeah so the first three months was damn near that you're really going through it yeah but like i'm two years out i feel great i'm healthy um is a surgery like this really expensive i had i was in school so i had medicaid yeah it paid for it fully oh i had medicaid at the time so that's why i was like oh let me rush and get this while i'm still a student um yeah so it was it was free for me because for health reasons yeah yeah but also if you just have a certain bmi so my height with my weight put me at the bmi range where i was approved. But a lot of people

with weight have shortness of breath, sleep apnea, high blood pressure, blood pressure, cholesterol. There's a lot of health reasons once you're a certain weight. I love your journey, Mandy. Thank you. You told us the whole story of you.

I know. I could have started from the beginning. Literally, I was bartending, working, 10 jobs, all of that. What month was your birthday? Oh, Libra, October 11th. Although I don't believe in stars and moons and all that bullshit, I don't believe in a lot of things. I'm a Libra, too, but you started with the word Libra.

Yeah, because I know that's what people, you know, I do. I believe that horoscopes are just an excuse for our toxic behavior. Work. That's it. Literally, that's all I think it is. Well, I just asked when your birthday was because we know everything about you, and now we know your birthday. Yeah, October 11th.

But then it's good for the listeners to know you could be well-versed. You can do it all. like you could be a bartender you could have a podcast you could have been an accountant I finished 151 credits of school in four years so I got two bachelor's degrees in four years give us your IMDB

bitch I love it that's the thing with us women I think you guys even as black women comedians there's a lot that you guys have to push through and so right now being a woman who's openly sexual I feel like it's funny I met a guy

most recently at an event And he was like, yo, I listened to your other podcast. You speak so well that I was like, you really are different. I didn't expect certain things to come out of your mouth because because why I'm out here sucking dick. Who is not sucking dick? Your mom sucked dick. Like Michelle Obama that we have all the praise to have had two children. That's a good title to pop.

Michelle Obama sucked dick too. But she did. We can't put that in the title though. She did. Oprah sucks dick. Beyonce sucks dick. Well, I don't think Oprah sucks dick. I don't think she's eating pussy.

Well, or Gail is eating Oprah's pussy. You know, either way, but that's the thing. Being in a space right now as not only a woman of color, but someone who's vocal about my sexual prowess, I think I'm very much judged with what people may think I'm capable of or what my actual journey is. They just mad. And I'm discredited for the things, you know.

Well, no, it's not that they're mad. They just assume that when a woman is that open and that free. That she's just a hoe. Like, hoes can't be smart. Right, and because she's a hoe, she's not smart, and that's it. but they don't know they don't know your journey we got the whole

we got the school this was one of the first times that I really like had to go through this so I appreciate you guys and we saw the pegging video is there another pegging video there's like four or five

but I think so the thing is so I've always wanted to like I be in my bag like I'm a nigga nigga so there's a video with his face but only cause at one point

I was like ooh I wanna make my dick jump so after I pulled it out of him I like made my strap jump and I wanted to record it and you were like so there is a video where he nutted

and then I just let my dick jump just a little bit and just because I was like I think it's fun you're a well-rounded bitch I love it

we love a horrible decisions hoe this is good yeah thank you and it's funny because when y'all were like oh let's talk about pegging I'm glad you know

we just talked about it and then hopped right out of it no we talk about everything here well I'm looking to peg somebody in March well if you are I can give you the details and I can let you know

like the strap so it's funny the strap that I used last time he said was a little hard I just got a new one something a little more malleable a little bit more soft okay so for me as a as a novice pegging nigga yeah top three things that i should know going into it going into pegging yeah um i think the number one thing is that you and him need to be open that you both want this oh yeah and make

sure you know he wants it as much as you want it just so that when the action comes and takes place it like alleves any of like just talk about it a lot before it actually happens. Okay so I'm gonna put talk as number one. Send videos to each other start even including it in your sex talk like I can't wait to bend you over

like oh you gonna take this like and just get him to start being comfortable with you even saying those things. Yes yes yes yes um find out the size he can take so either start with fingers um see if you can fit two three i don't know i'm already gonna do all that but i mean figure out the size well i'm not gonna lie well there's steps to this so you don't just go right you see i'm writing notes yeah no

you literally you you want to start with eating first i if you don't if you want to skip that part that's fine then grab you want to grab lube and see how many fingers he can take because you do want to know how tight his hole is um it's gonna be tight look at andrew he's taking notes wait so do you usually get with guys that have been pegged before no like so so i'll be honest with you um i'm someone who is very sexually fluid so i've been with guys who have been fingered before yes um i have also been with guys who have been with trans women okay um and whether they've bonded bottomed or not some of those details i know they're just Yeah, they're just not comfortable yet with even like telling me who they, you know, are.

So, yeah, I know that they're into anal play. They've fingered their own butts before I've gotten to go there. Like, I'll make them do that. I have a guy on my phone where I made him finger his own ass. The way he casually said that. Yeah, he fingered his own ass. I made him his finger and it's his ass. So, I mean, it's something to where I have wanted to make sure like we need to see how this opens up.

and if you're comfortable and I also be sure to let them know I'm going to be gentle I'm not going to hurt you I only want to do what's enjoyable for you oh okay

so I'm already I'm already going into it with the wrong attitude yeah no no no you don't want to pound them to oblivion because then he may be like

this wasn't enjoyable I don't want to do this again again okay so what's the third thing we got talk yes then figure the size that he can take

figure the size he can take and then for you this is what you do alone harnesses can be uncomfortable they are so you want to go and you know this as a lesbian.

So you want to go, for me, when I was bigger, there was one that had padding and that adjusted around my thighs. Oh, it had a waist? It had a waist for the thing? But also there was a padding in the back because when you're pulling,

it is going to be rubbing your back and you also just want to be sure that you can adjust around your thighs. As a big thigh woman, I had to go in and make sure the harness went up well, adjusted, and that I was able to take it off with ease.

So I would say you, you're much smaller, so I don't think you're going to have problems finding one, but you want one that's not going to chafe you. You don't want to be chafed by your own harness. So that's something that you can do

on your own. And you want to make sure the dick is positioned right. In the harness, you want to be sure that where you place your dildo is secure because you don't want a flimsy dick because then you can't really stroke how you want to. So you want to be sure that even where you

put the dildo, it's tight around whatever sides you do. and a lot of times um the harnesses come with different ring sizes yeah for um for different size for different size dildos so you could start off small i did start off small like thin now i'm using ones because even you might also want to check his comfortability the first person i pegged wasn't comfortable with the dildo looking like a dick oh so yes so what did it happen he didn't want it to look like a dick but he wanted it right so what did it look like so i actually bought a prostate dildo

and so the prostate dildo has a curve at the top and so when I bought it the lady at the store let me know that where the prostate is whether you have him on his back or on his stomach you need to make sure that the curve going up is towards the belly button so if you're

fucking him from the back the prostate curve may be down and if you're fucking him on his stomach you want the curve to be pointing up so yeah that was the first person the last two niggas he came with me to pick it out the one I

and mind you I have used the same strap on different men yeah I ain't shit wow listen I boiled my dick okay I boiled it

hold on because it's cleaned every time a lesbian's like I gotta get a new dick for a new chick I'm always like that sounds dumb and expensive

and expensive I have a lot of toy cleaners like Lilo sent us a lot of toy cleaners I boiled my dick I talk about it often you have a dick boiling pot or you use that

to make noodles and stuff She make her fettuccine in it You're gross I mean it's just boiling At the same time You put your greens in the dick pot Okay no that goes in a different pot Oh the greens

You have respect for the greens But the fettuccine you don't give a fuck But yeah so I have But again he said it was hard So I got a new one Also both of them said they're willing to take a bigger one now So like again So what size are we at currently

So right now I'm at a six okay this was a six inch dick on that you saw the video of and it's it's it's hefty it's a good size um the one i have now i just got a mold of king noir's dick and that shit my hand doesn't even wrap around and my mouth couldn't go past the head so i don't know what nick is taking it i told him i said i'm grateful we ain't never did nothing because you would have destroyed my whole insides um so again i i may go up to maybe an eight and a half or okay um but yeah again i would say the third thing would be harness for you harness for me you want it to be also comfortable for you and you don't want fucking harness burns yeah nope on your thigh or your back i'm gonna be

at the doctor i'm gonna be at the gym changing they're gonna be like somebody beating you in your thighs no it's just harness in the inside of that um so yeah just that would be your your homework okay do you like this is all real that's real yep okay i know all of that that is actual factual and okay thank you for being so so um transparent with your directions yeah i love it okay so before we go do you have any questions before do you have any questions andrew wait so are these guys are they yeah are they like like are they into men at all for the most part andrew's like so give them my number so all three of them have different stories so the first one um has let a guy suck his dick but he's never been intimate and is adamant that he doesn't

care what they look like it's just i think the power dynamic of it um the second one he is more into trans women okay um and although i've tried to like set up a threesome with another guy he's just like listen i'm not into men but i'm into trans women but i'm not so that's something where again i want to be pleased i'll watch y'all but i don't want to be involved um and then the last one he's done a gay for pay scene oh so he has been opened up by a man but doesn't like men either so because he enjoys the anal play i was the first woman to peg him and he wants that done a lot more um but that's because his primary wasn't open and dominating or pegging him um so yeah those are the three you know i just love how transparent yeah and so and again i've had

open conversations about what makes them comfortable what they've done like just to even let them know I don't give a fuck about like sexually how you are

I do care about your health but I want you to know I'm not here to expose like be open with me I'm not gonna judge you if you done sucked dick before I don't care I'll be with a bisexual man

I don't like that's not something that bothers me yeah you're not you're not that seen and insecure I mean yeah you're like

you're boiling your noodles in the same I mean I expect men to pat you boy or dick you're not judgmental you reuse recycled dicks on niggas on booty holes

so do so you ain't got no no room to judge yeah uh okay so last thing that i want to ask you before we go is is there anything that you want to leave the listeners with that you feel like you missed you missed or you you got something coming up or you just want them to know about themselves or whatever um i wouldn't say not that i missed um i would i guess want to leave your listeners off um but again just finding what makes them happy um in terms of sexuality um your friends your family you can't um seek happiness from anyone but yourself um okay so i she's gearing up for the ted not the ted x though um y'all gonna get this ted i would say I would say that.

Just finding what makes you happy before you expect a man or a woman to please you in the bedroom. You find out what pleases you in the bedroom. Yes. Put your fingers in your own ass. You know, do that and see if you like it or not. And also, yes, there is a lot coming up with horrible decisions. Yes.

So if you guys care to come see us live, we are currently on tour. You should fucking go. It's a really, really good show. I wish y'all could have made it, but y'all had a show the same fucking night as us. What night is your show? It was Saturday. it was on Saturday in New York and so anyways yeah we're on tour right now

you guys can check that out at HorribleDecisions.com if you guys haven't caught the gist it is a sex based podcast so you type in whore if you haven't caught the gist you a dumb whore you are stupid it's a podcast about Christ it went over your head there

no no no I want all my Christians to go to your pod it is about the Lord I mean we have had a black gay male pastor on our show talking about sex and religion yeah uh no not him um one who actually practices in administration uh in a ministry um currently okay but um anyway you can check out um listen to horrible decisions wherever you listen to your favorite podcast type in whore we pop up this w-h-o-r-e um ible decisions um and again if you want to check out our website that shows you what cities we're coming to um i'm not sure

when this is going to drop but we are hitting up texas um and then we're doing our whole kind of southeast leg so in march we are hitting up orlando charlotte atlanta toronto um and possibly new orleans we're waiting on that date okay um and then we are gonna do the west coast and if you guys you heard us talk about hedonism here we will be at mocha fest in jamaica so you guys and again if you guys want to just keep up with me and what i'm doing i have a lot of solo projects that I am currently working on. Talk about it. They won't be as sex-focused.

I, I've, I've, you know, I was- Because you're more than just second dick. Yeah, I'm more than just second dick. Do these solo projects. I definitely want to get more into just talking more about the pop culture. I'm really big into music. Music has had a huge effect on my life.

So I definitely want to get more into the music space. And of course I said I would love to get into radio. So there's that. And then there is something in the works right now for Horrible Decisions that's going to be really big. So I hope that you guys- We've seen the Dexys. It's real time.

We saw y'all in Ebony? No, Essence. We were just in Essence. And then I've had, you know, the pleasure. I was just featured in Huffington Post for Black History Month. Yes, you were. For a black hair edition thing. Saw them hairs.

Yeah, you know, you saw the baby hairs, girl. Those are the... Flat, flat. Yeah, so there's so many coming out. I'm going natural. I'm going to try to be more natural this year with my shortcut. Okay, do what you want. But yeah, Weaves is my thing.

I love switching it up. so yeah there's just a lot of things press wise that I've been doing and I appreciate you guys for sharing your platform with me of course remember when you came to do Vice Live when I was on it and I was like oh she hates us no because we would be

talking and you'd be like something about you'd be like something eating ass and I'd be like sis you would ask me if I'd eaten ass and I'd be like my dad is watching I was about to say at one point we brought up your dad you were like your dad eat ass he eat ass and I was like pop you out

Does not. And said, puppy, go get a snack. Cut the TV off. We're not talking about this no more. Yeah, so I was like, oh, Lord, I would have brought our family members into this shit. No, she said nothing but good things about y'all. Yeah, no. So I'm glad that y'all not only came.

If you guys have not yet, it was a hilarious episode when y'all came on to Horrible Decisions. It was a good time. So check that out. You'll see Sid and Rizzi. It was unofficially experts or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, officially unofficial. They'll look first.

It's fine. They'll come. some of your listeners came over they really liked y'all they said that y'all are the you're our version

of girls that actually like each other so look at that they feel the love through the mic hashtag friendship yeah

no but y'all were great to have on again Weezy and I have a lot coming up so thank you guys again for having me on and we'll have Weezy on in a couple weeks

yes very excited yay alright well I'm excited for your TED talk we'll figure out what dates you in the right cities that we want to be in

and maybe we'll pull up to one of those cities. Oh, I would love it. Y'all got all access whenever y'all want to come. Oh, word. VIP. That mean I get the peg

in the backstage? No, there's no problem. I'm going to bring my dick. I'm going to wear my dick on the plane. The one you boiled in your pasta pot? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm going to have a dick pot. I'm going to have a dick pot and a pasta pot. I got my short nail fingers ready to penetrate. I'll put an SNS in somebody's butt. Yeah.

It might come out. A little powder might come out on his prostate but I'm excited about it thank you guys so much thank you Mandy this was an incredible episode

you gave us everything and more y'all asked literally I don't know how y'all fit all of this into an hour and a half y'all did good time motherfucking management

y'all went through my whole life story pegging being a side chick y'all did it all and we watched the video we did Andrew got some questions

I'll show y'all some more when we get off air well that means we gotta go bye guys bye peace forever dog this has been a forever dog production executive produced by brett boehm joe cilio

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