MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The PORN Expert" with Mila Myles

Episode Date: February 9, 2018

Soooooo, we have a little technical difficulties Our usual intros didn't make the cut, However, our amazing guest Mila Myles discusses all things Porn. We talk about her favorite porn stars, first time watching it on VHS, and being horny for the first time. Grab a towel because things get very moist.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON:www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpertBUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcastFOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guyTHE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expertSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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our expert today is here to talk about all things porn we gonna get into it we gonna get into some taboo porn today we're not gonna hold back either we're gonna treat this like a bonus episode we're gonna treat this like a patreon our expert today talking about porn

is Mila Miles hello okay damn we weren't even plugged in guys we were not plugged in for the entire podcast we were screaming at the laptop yeah the laptop was literally picking up everything and we were not plugged in oh my god well our apologies it's still cold indeed yep mila uh where let's talk about your background a little bit like how did you come to be the porn expert like what's

your family like my family goes back to family yeah that's where it starts it starts in the home in the home that's you know unfortunately that is that is true i um i think the first time i saw porn my cousins were in it no thank god no uh they were watching it on a on a video game console i don't know how but i believe they were watching on a game boy yeah like a x xbox something ah playstation playstation you know i think one of our uncles left the cassette or something in the tv but i remember yeah the vhs cassette me like how old are you 20 something you know um i'm turning i'm having my half birthday i also remember vhs we used to go to blockbuster when we were little like you know you could be like three years old watching disney on vhs okay um but

porn though like i mean of course like i don't know when people graduated to having like digital porn but this is still when my uncles are old enough uh to still have vhs cassettes and i remember walking in my cousins were watching porn and I think I overheard the word before and I remember I was like like third grade and I told my cousin I was like I don't know I feel really corny I thought corny was the word for horny and I was like I feel really corny right now and I felt really awkward uh because like you know it was like different gendered cousins I think it was like a curiosity um but that's it like how old were you I was in the third grade I don't know third grade third grade I walked in and my older cousins were watching porn they were

like 12 and 13 oh my god i didn't get this i didn't see porn until i was 15 i walked right in on that shit and then they were just sitting there on the couch watching it yeah they were just sitting there watching it and i kind of like left awkwardly to go back outside and play because i was like this is really awkward and um a few years later then i started you know i found like magazines under my uncle's bed and under my granddad's it's always the granddad your granddad He had them under his bed, too? He did. And it was weird, because now that I'm older and realizing the content and the manner in

which I found it, I shouldn't have been touching those things. You was playing hide and seek, dude? What happened? No, I was just like, I don't know. I was looking for coins under his bed so I can go get an ice cream or something. Yeah, we're always meddling in some shit, and that's how we stumble upon those darn kids. Oh, my God.

Those pages were stuck together, I have to say. Ew. What's your granddad's name? i ain't telling you you know i can't believe euclid did that raymond can't believe bubba did that i feel like the first time i saw porn my my older because my parents would go grocery shopping on saturdays and we would just watch whatever we wanted on tv and it was like one of those channels where it was like scrambled but you could like see

a little bit and it was like that's a titty and that was how that was the first time i ever saw we're talking about softcore porn and that started earlier when my uncle would hook up our camera. Before you were in the third grade? I didn't know what was happening on TV. I'm like, if this channel is scrambled, then I'm not supposed to be watching it. I'm going to try my best to watch it.

We was from the hood, so you know, in the hood, you take either a hanger or a fork. What? So you were trying to electrocute yourself to see some titties? In second grade. You take the fork and you find a way to position it as an antenna on the back of the TV. A fork? My mom was not letting us use her good forks.

For no porn. I didn't watch porn until I was older But I did watch Pretty Woman In the movie theaters with my cousins And they put my hands over my eyes Because there was a little bit of nudity A little bit of like Where?

Who was nude in Pretty Woman? The friend? Wasn't she in the tub? Didn't they like make out? We never saw Julia Roberts' nipples Or her naked body I think they made love in a bubble But you never saw Julia Roberts' body

In that movie? No Yeah, but they didn't even want me To see any of that You're more likely to see Richard's ass After he put that hamster up gerbil if anybody puts hamsters in their ass uh and you want to be on the podcast please uh hit us up uh porn like that too have you seen that no no no no what is that porn called uh i don't know

animal play furries i don't know no furry is when they wear the outfits on the rub on each other yeah i don't know i try not to go too damn you touch yourself and everything she did when they you did a little act out sway to feel good you did a little pretty ricky right with me so you would you had a porn fork at your house i had a porn fork waited for my uncle to connect the cable and i would stay up late i was a like a insomniac and like all throughout like late elementary sometimes i would stay up and wait for i think it was like showtime skin and max yeah yes late night did you have a tv in your room what the hell not until i was in middle school but i only had like regular stations so i used to watch like you know star star trek enterprise or

something late at night but if i got to the living room i'm so confused you would get up in the middle of the night shove a fork in the tv to try to watch you electrocute yourself you don't shove it into the tv it's an area in the back where you connect the antenna but instead i use the fork as an antenna yeah you see you didn't grow up in the you didn't grow up in the project absolutely now or we weren't that thirsty to see tv also in the living room like my parents were like books we didn't have books in the hood yo no but i would have those channels the the stars after dark what about that show um hbo the hbo one is it like real sex oh yeah real sex do you remember that show i don't remember

hearing about it but i don't ever see it you know we didn't have a legal cable hookup my uncle would climb the so your so your basic cable was not it wasn't even basic it was all stolen he would climb the pole all he needed was good sneakers and you know what kind of sneakers install the black box so you lived in the projects which is hotel who was in the house um my mom my mom and dad at the time i did have a daddy for a period of time my stepdad and then uh and my sister and then later on my little sister but there was a period you know a huge chunk of time i stopped watching porn i focused on school um more you gotta shake it off a little bit i didn't watch porn throughout even high school even uh picked back up in college

so what's the what's the first type of porn that you saw like online on the computer that i could remember me and my friends in high in college and they were straight girls actually we used to sit together and watch porn in my dorm and we would watch um black dicks white chicks we were at a black university your home girls were black or white they were black i went to h i went to howard h you and y'all was watching black dicks white chicks at howard i think that it was something about watching um this white woman be uh defiled ravaged yeah by this black man it's like when i watch race play porn and a black person's giving it you know or taking it however i see it as like sexual reparations you know what i mean like sexual reparation power okay okay well some of

the moves that one doesn't so it's a difference we used to watch white porn and black porn and we would like compare them compare notes and y'all are making a real school like oh this is they had glasses on and calculators somebody had a protract out um yeah yeah we was we was watching porn and uh so you would compare the two yeah so it'd be black versus white the black dudes would always you know they were they were definitely you know raunchier they would they would say they would cuss the women out call them bitches you know take this dick white guys always referred to their dicks as cocks and they were always yeah i don't think i've ever said the word cock yeah until just now and they always call women sluts and whores but black men said

bitches and hoes so it was always like a cultural thing like oh you really yeah you did a thesis oh yeah i had to do that in college too it was like the female sexual representation in porn so we had to watch porn in porn so we had to watch what is female sexuality in porn so what's the things that they like were like women submissive like what were their fantasies being played out and they weren't none of them that one so we watched like 15 pornos it was a group of eight of us and by the end of it i was like i don't want to see no sex y'all are watching porn in school in school like in the classroom yeah they brain was like a study watch this is a university you went to a pwi yeah we're not gonna do that no black school they don't even tell us we barely

have that many women's studies and sex studies let alone really studies at hbcus they probably just starting to have it at howard i was i had friends that went to all these other universities they was taking women's studies and shit i was still just learning about african-american and black diasporic studies it was a gender studies class so we don't got that so that's the only it wasn't like a porn studies class but it was female representation in porn that sound like porn studies dude it wasn't porn studies but we were studying porn and we had to do slide shows and we had to show all the we had to watch all these different porn and i did porn powerpoints or no what you're saying right now is how i would envision a christian black mom who wants her kid

to go to a black school would envision their kids going to a secular white school like you're not going there because i'm gonna be showing you slideshows all these penises and vaginas yeah but after i watched it i literally didn't want to have sex for two months i was like this is what they're doing to was anybody getting turned on while they were watching these no no we were watching the worst of the world we were watching women get gagged we were watching watching women get slapped with dicks we were watching gang bangs oh yeah we were watching women if i'm watching something like that i'm thinking what what life choice did she make that led her here i'm thinking about the actress and you can see them that they are they are miserable some of

them eyes look glazed like they look like they're on drugs i'll be in trouble for for this okay go speak on it feminist being a person who identifies as a woman and having feminist views and intentions but like yes the porn industry is corrupt in that way and it does depict women in so many fucked up ways but there are some actresses who are genuinely into this yes no there are yes but you but you know sometimes sometimes you'll watch and you're like oh my look at her eyes like she looks dead inside but i also feel like maybe she is and that's what she's doing i'm just kidding i mean she's doing she's doing it because i don't know she exactly she's dead inside i just feel like there's not enough representation of women actually liking it and there's no way you can

tell if they're if they like it we're not doing interviews after the fucking porno like they should do like after like after a basketball game yeah yeah how'd you feel in that fourth quarter when he just don't yeah no porn hub there on porn hub there's porn places they actually do interviews with the girls after it's like so they're sitting in the chair but making like how was it and the girl's talking about well what what what uh category of porn hub is that okay there's this one i forget their name but they do dungeon they do dungeon dungeon dungeon porn yeah it's like dungeon stuff so yeah like you know you it seemed like the girl was kidnapped and but it's completely consensual and snuff i mean not porn so is that what snuff is snuff porn there's a blurred line

now right it's not a blurred line okay so tell us okay for the listeners and me just explain what snuff is snuff porn is basically like the woman is getting raped and it's not the only one a lot of things fall under the snuff category what's some other character it's mostly like i feel like snuff is usually kinky but snuff is like very taboo like that yeah let's look this shit up because there's some snuff films that are really problematic i don't watch those snuff films because they like i've clicked on one thinking it was one thing if you did you just say snuff film like you watching cinema tap listen people are putting their work into this you got no you got sound like who directed this you got directors you got producers let me read it out loud for you

snuff film or snuff movie is a movie in a genre of movies in which a person is actually murdered or commits suicide oh cindy you talking about something else you that's not even they didn't say the word rape there okay so but it's like it's bad so the what they do now on porn sites because they have people googling like or searching um really like problematic or really like illegal taboo things like rape or children so they have stuff like they have words like forced or like um tricked or some shit like that like there's so many different porn sites that cater to so many different types of audiences yes wait wait wait wait it said some films rec uh records of execution and murders exist.

Also, there's this guy who revealed that he was seeing films of himself torturing and raping children on the dark web. Well, this just got really dark. Wait a minute. Sidney, what?

What are you looking at? She's reading stuff right now. This is not even what we're talking about right now. Some dude seeing his face. Snuff film versus snuff porn. Girl, throw your phone away. Oh, my God.

And that's how you end up clicking on the wrong shit when you're on porn side you'd be curious. Dude, mind you Sydney hasn't read it probably in like weeks. That's the first thing she read in 2018 and she's like there's a man it's like my god

Fuck you. His face killing kids I have to read all of the scripts. Let's come on let's go back to like some lighter podcast talk. Porn college. Mila, no I want to talk to you about like where do you watch porn?

You want me to like to shout them out? No, like where do you be physically when you're watching? Where in the room? Are you on the right corner? You be on the train? Like where do you watch porn? Honestly? Okay, okay.

Okay, you be watching on the Q train? I watch it in my room. I watch it at my desk. At your desk at work? No, no, no, no. I don't get people who watch porn at work. Why? People watch porn on the train.

Oh, no, I wouldn't do that at a job. I mean, you getting paid to come. Hey, okay. and then you get fired for it you come and then you go um no i watch it in my room but um there's been a few times where um i'll be like on a date or someone will ask me for directions or i'll be on the train yeah and the window will pop up i'll open my phone up and forget that i was looking at porn last and i've done that when people have asked me for directions i've done it like somebody came over to kick it and the video pops up and

starts playing and you're like oh well let it rock and you want porn and chill and like i wouldn't even mind if they saw regular porn regular quote unquote but like if they if i'm watching some of my slightly taboo stuff what's your taboo shit hold on hold on hold on before you tell us what it is what happens when the porn pops up do you make an excuse or do you throw your phone across i just get awkward and i just like put it in my pocket you should be like i'm gross you drop your phone to crack the screen you're like i'm green and shattered this is my phone i pay for my phone bill this is my phone okay so let's let's pretend i ask you for some directions and i want to see like what happens okay uh excuse me uh i'm trying to get to uh planned parenthood how do how is that

is this east uh what street you know oh my god is that literally in your chest yeah but you didn't know it was gonna be porn when you opened your phone up oh no as soon as it opened i see it and then i don't show but if i'm looking at your phone and you're like let's be like i don't want to know what i'm searching and it's you know it's nasty all right well what taboos that's how i hold my phone when adrian is looking at me that's because you be texting other people i'll be holding it close to the chest i'm like hold on oh my god um taboo stuff yeah we're not gonna judge you this is it's okay you know i'm open to being judged all right well good come on get into welcome it um i watch uh you don't watch snuff no i don't watch snuff i don't watch

enough i like to watch some like um some dungeon type play you know things some like tight game yeah i'm i'm mostly honestly watch any taboo i can find with some of my favorite actresses in it oh well let's give you these names absolutely who's your favorite let me get my google open we're calling them actresses now they are you know they're performers performers sometimes sometimes they're not being given good d and they have to pretend on camera that's real life we all actresses no not me i don't act i am not an actress i've never faked it for nobody i feel like are you done can we go i watch am i free i watch uh i watch a lot of skin diamond a lot of misty stone jada fire i'm a big fan of um black uh black femme porn actresses who are in the

mainstream industry because they they do a lot of black girl on girl porn and you can tell they really mean it you know skin diamond it says uh american actress just so you know that's what it says it says actress okay okay okay she's one of the first if not the first black identified female uh porn actress to win a performer of the year award 2012 she got a fat ass yes she does she is like small boobs everybody love pinky but pinky i love pinky okay so i grew up with pinky i first started yeah i grew up with pinky is pinky still in the game yeah she is she ain't never left oh dude i remember pinky from college like the more like okay it's the difference between porn and flicks i started watching flicks as a kid it's pornography but flicks is like hood yeah like

somebody's gonna be ashy and have on tim's opens with a whole bunch of black dudes in tim's do rags fucking girls on the couch yes like there's no story there's no nothing nothing like that pinky porn they dapping each other up deep end girls yes that is she got more tattoos than that now though but she doesn't have a fat ass there's a picture no the picture one of the pictures that I found she had a big butt. Do you know how many not ass-having, super skinny girls they be having in porn? Black girl on girl porn? That's a big butt.

That's how your butt looks. That was kind of funny. My butt. Sis, you think my butt looks like this? Guys, listen. Everybody listening. Look up Naomi Banks. It's with a Y.

Hold on, hold on. Guys, just go on Skin Diamond, okay? And then go to your Google Images. And then the first image that pops up, Sydney said, that's what my butt looks like. If that's not a best friend, I don't know what a best friend is. she a damn lot wait what's the other name you said jada fire misty stone for sure okay so of these women who is your favorite skin diamond and misty stone they have a video out together yes and i never thought they would be paired together before one of them retired skin diamond retired

in 2016 retired yeah she's only 30 and she retired two years what is she doing these days yo she's a singer she's launched her singing career yo pinky pinky's going through it she pinky done had a hard life i know some jada fire i don't care what anybody says pinky done pinky's good pinky was i remember watching these pinky videos and i was like oh my god the reason i learned about strap-ons like i learned about myself my sex and my gay sex people say is wrong through pinky yeah you know how some people be saying like oh you know uh porn is like not good for you know sex culture and youth because they learn you know what i mean saying porn like gives people a false idea of of what sex is like or what sex could be like because these people are acting

right well some of them i don't think but also they're getting paid right okay i just guys i can't stop looking at this photo guys please just put in pinky porn and then go to the images it's very uncomfortable pinky done made some bad choices like pinky is a heroin addict for sure wait why look at her face she's doing this for the drugs pinky she's doing it for the drugs in the hennessy because don't be having on makeup when she's fucking at all this picture is seven days seven nights so you know they don't have the right aperture right right but that means she went to the club with no makeup pinky don't be having makeup on in the porn she don't not really oh my god that's awful that's you know how much you hate your job when you don't show no makeup

you don't even care excuse me all she's also wearing jeggings right she's wearing a it looked like just tights it looked like she got on gray stockings she couldn't and they're not even the capizio tights at all dude that's awful pinky pinky made a bad choice somewhere uh pinky where's pinky from detroit the south that's all i'm gonna say she's from the d uh she just takes it so what were you just i interrupted you because i couldn't stop i need to close this because i can't i want to pray for pinky so bad you're gonna put her on the prayer circle i'm gonna put on the top slide into your deer so skin diamond retired she's 30 years old first black woman to win performer of the year to her career what is she doing now she's a singer she's a singer yeah i

don't know what that means acting and singing apparently she's in a showtime a showtime show that's series is coming out so really interesting so you go from porn to singing i'm not i'm not i'm not buying into any of that i only care about her pornographic well that's rude you gotta follow if you really into her you have to i'm not i'm only into her pornographic performances well real j-lo fans like her singing dancing and acting and not all three is good no literally only one of those three fans is missing one out of their fifth sense well mila what makes a good porn star to you oh you know what they have to really mean it they have to really be into it you know like it's hard dude i mean yeah dude imagine being rammed nine to five forty hours a

week once you walk in and once you walk out that's how you clock in you cock in and cock out so okay all right go ahead susan i don't want to interrupt you you gotta like porn stars have to really mean it like the reason why i like misty stone and skin diamond is because they give their performances their all like they actually perform you know what i mean like it's not that that white girl whininess when they're fucking it sounds like black women who you may have fucked before you know they jada fire does not look like what i thought she was i feel like people who are listening are also looking these people up i just can't let me tell you i don't like them the only one i like for real because they're fine is skin diamond the

other ones i don't like because of how they look i genuinely like their fucking performance listen oh you're watching it for the art listen the art i'm a lesbian and i can look at a fucking porn and tell you if these two women are actually fucking each other or if they're doing it for the show and these women when i've seen them fuck other women they are not they're they're into it well i've seen some videos with pinky with another woman and a strap on it she was really graduated from that i'm not she graduated she's not in the hood no more she moved out of the projects like that you know flicks she's on porn videos i'm pretty sure are like on somebody's burnt cd discs no no cds videos you know the pinkies videos they shot on the phone they shot

them on the phone and that's how you know it's real because if it's like it's not even an iphone on a flip phone they shoot pinkies videos on a flip phone the pixels be all off no they put her shit on a camcorder never win performer of the year you know but these performers do so i mean having sex is hard i i mean like yes you're in it but there's been so many times where i'm in it because there's so many things that were aligned like oh we had a good dinner and then like i had a couple drinks and i came to the house and i was like oh you got a nice threat cow here like like there's a whole bunch of things that go into let's go back let's go back let's go back you go to dinner you have

a couple drinks you go back to the house do you know you're gonna have sex when i go back to the house yes because you're going back to the house and you're already in the bedroom checking out cheats. Three accounts. If I come back to your house, something's going down. It's going down because otherwise it's like, why am I coming all the way to your place? Then I got to take a cab back to mine because I don't know if you're going to give me a cab.

That means I got to put it down extra just for me to get capped. Then you got to put it down extra so you can spend the night. Right. And then I don't want to put my face in your pillow to sleep. I don't have my scarf. Honestly. Well, that's why I used to have mad shit

in my bag. You still have mad stuff in your bag. Don't do that. Where you staying tonight? You not staying here? No, but it's just like, these porn stars, they go in, their whole, once they walk in, they're like, I'm getting fucked. I'm getting fucked, or I'm

fucking. And that's like a lot. And it's like, where's the emotion? And whenever they're talking on there, I'm like, we don't need all these talking. I'm not here for the script. For the dialogue that they have going. and then the countertops the countertops never be right the countertops they don't be you need marbles it's literally granite it looks like a startup apartment like it's it's a demo it's a

demo they definitely airbnb'd it because i've seen them put a fleece down yo imagine imagine you go on vacation imagine you go on vacation you list your apartment on airbnb and then you come home a couple months later you're watching porn and you're like is that is that my cretin barrel couch oh i know someone who uh told me their friend airbnb their house out and they came back early and all the couches were moved around and they found out um from another friend who walked in on it that the person had like a fat person's nude meetup or something like an orgy meetup at their house of of big people and they moved all their couches the big people it on like couches couch placement like what if they had to move on it's not enough room and also

if you butt ass naked on somebody you gonna make stains oh yeah so like are you so you're trying to say that you're trying to say that these big people didn't sit on the couch no they did sit on the couch they had to put saran wrap on the whole fucking couch they just sat on their coats wait no if somebody's sitting on their couch sitting on their coats at somebody's house i mean that shit is dirty so that's not a good look i i feel like i read you want outside dirt or i read a couple years ago that this uh couple rented out their uh place on airbnb and they these people send out a flyer for a triple x sex party and they had a sex party and destroyed like how rude is you like i don't first of all even if it's

my apartment and my friends are standing it's like yeah dude no fucking no fucking you're not paying to stay here no fucking and then the airbnb people no fucking like i don't want you having sex in my place because i know you're not gonna have regular sex you in somebody else's house you're like oh i'm gonna put my foot on the wall look if somebody you come home and there's a footprint it's a toe print by the light switch like what the fuck from what i learned from porn at all if if you are airbnb in your place to anybody especially if you don't know that well they are fucking in your house period they fucking somewhere see that's why i can't rent my place to Airbnb when I go to LA.

You know, don't let it be the wrong person. You can get somebody to come fuck you with one swipe nowadays. You don't know who's going to be up in your spot. You know who's going to copy your keys and come back when you come home. That's terrifying. Mind you, I do Airbnb when I travel abroad. Hide some cameras, those Nest cameras.

Hide them in the corners. Good lord. But I feel like you could get some good porn from the Nest cameras. Non-consensual. Non-consensual performances. I feel like you blur out the fucking faces and be like, man there you go yeah yeah i mean have you uh partaken in any little sex tape situations i wouldn't say that you know i've been suspicious of people once or twice thinking that maybe they

were recording me and i think one person in college when the first girl i ever used toys with uh i think she caught some of that but she told me she deleted it our computers were old back then It was like a big ass It's definitely gone Compact Presario I hope it crashed If it's on a PC It's gone

It's on a compact Presario If someone finds it It's right here I'm saying So it ain't gonna be No surprise If somebody dig that up No it's not

It was on Adele It's not even in the cloud dude You never seen me In that light before For sure I don't even remember Are you proud of the You let her do things

I let her do things So you're saying You never agreed To be in A little sex tape situation Maybe you know I could have been a drunk college girl who knows you know i've agreed i've definitely agreed and sydney they

got you on tape this is when she don't need a one looking for it wow you know i'm hold on let me put in i'm gonna put uh young black girl sad and drunk you know that's the name of the tape no no no no it's like after senior four exists the senior priority no no no i it was actually i was in a relationship with the person and it was a PC. It was definitely not coming out. That's what I'm saying. A while ago. It was on a totally different type of camera. Other than that, I've never

I have no interest in like being recorded with anybody or them recording. Well, after I got recorded a couple times, I was like A couple times? Wow. After I got recorded a couple times, I was like, I don't like how this looks. Because you watch it together as a couple or you just leave with it? Well, I

have a lot of critiques. I'm like your technique is not that good. Yeah, but you knew the technique was bad when you were in the tape. No. Absolutely not. No, it doesn't feel the same way it looks. It doesn't feel the same. No, not your technique.

The person that you're with. You're judging their technique or your technique? Oh, my technique. Oh, well, sis. She wants to see better from herself. Well, you got to get on tape. You got to study the tapes. You got to be like an athlete and study the tapes.

You're like, well, I was just shooting in the gym. We got to do this over. When we get better lights and cameras, I can do it up. Honestly, you got to get some soft boxes and some ring lights. I mean, the thing is about porn, I'm like the fucking angles. The angles. You do or you don't. I don't like the angles.

You got to look for different. So there's different porn production companies that approach it in different ways. There's some that are for women and they approach it from a more like sensual, soft core kind of looking. For the women, not for the men. For the women, yeah. Supposedly for the women, but you know. um you know the names of these production companies i think this one's called femme femme something i don't remember i don't watch the um i don't like the soft stuff at all i know you like

dungeons and dragons dude we already know what you like harry potter sex i don't like it that hard but the way i see it is like they said like like i said earlier they said like oh you know porn is like corrupting people and people don't know how to have sex now you know with the whole thing that happened with disease how he like put his fingers in that girl's mouth and he's not the same as these porn niggas no no no that's a regular ass short little dude look look i'm saying where some of these guys are getting their ideas sometimes they watch it and they watch it and they think oh that's how to approach women and that's that's what some people i never see no claw in the fucking porn as i got older and a little bit more you know sexually seasoned

because like up until two years ago i hadn't been with more than like i don't know two three people here at a time oh i'm sorry period period i was in a long-term relationship so wait you've only been with two or three people no before two years ago because i was okay because now she's been with 98 people. You're caught up. Your ho-dum is new. Okay. Not even close.

You're not true to this. Duh, duh. If you want to count the porn actresses I fantasize with, then we can say 98. We not counting them because they don't know you. I don't even know 98 women

who are interested in me. I'm dead serious. Hila, you're a fucking liar. Let's be honest. 98 women? You're out here. No, I'm not. I'm in here right now.

I'm not out here. I'm in here. Oh, now I got it. I got it, girl. Okay. Yeah, yeah, no. You told me. I've never seen you with nobody.

never never they be i be have friends i got friends friends is that what we call it but this is what i'm saying like porn helped me it helps you find your sexual match right because you say they say don't look look they say i'm porn people don't really fuck like that but there are people who like porn prepared me for women who are way kinkier than i was mila you sound like a dude this is what dude dudes i have a vagina i know but dudes be said it i'm like no no no no porn has set me up for the future no no no no i really i really was like i'm not trying to see where you were going i'll be you know i've had partners where i was like very you know i tried to be a lot more slow and sensual and chill um i liked it they liked it

but then like once i became single and i started um you know having relations with other these other women we would get to a point where they would be like you know it's hard i'm dating woke girls we get to the point where they like just slap me and i'm like oh my god they want me to punch them oh see i was gonna say slap them i ain't punching nobody in the face in the kidney while we're fucking like not at all so you're saying the girls that want to take a knee also want to take a right right jab a jab you know when they take a knee just with that black fist in the air that's how they want that's for you that's listen they want to take a knee and then they take a knee to the stomach they want to take a knee and a fist and need a good that's crazy

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people who might present certain things and certain values might want something completely different when it comes to to the bedroom. And I found that out through through, you know, people. So porn taught you that? It confirmed it. It confirmed it in a way because I'm watching. I'm like, oh, maybe this is something I'm just nasty and I'm into right now. And then I'm like starting to have other people, you know, I'm dating other people. And I'm telling them, like, you know, you kind of like in the middle of the sex, they want me to hit them or say really dirty things to them. and i'm like you know i'm really conflicted i'm like you real woke you know we just went to like a march together and they'd be like they'd be like punch me like you a cop say my name remember her name i can't breathe yeah show me dinner wow but no like um it was definitely it's

definitely informative and it's also over my eyes until like where there's where there's not diversity in the industry and that's why i said i listed those porn actresses because over the last years i stopped watching porn for a while until these actresses started to surface because i don't see a lot of like attractive black women enjoying the sex not being defiled by a white dude and also not being like just some like they're like you know hood rat black bitch that they pulled up picked up a hood rat from the project since we were in our van you know like and then you'd be watching you'd be like is that pinky yeah yeah but i just i personally feel like we are always conflicted when it comes to things like

that i feel like we can't be free because it's like oh we want to be smart educated we want to put out good uh views of us and we can't be in the porn industry unless oh we don't know our dad or shit got rough or we need money or this is the very end this is the only reason why i'm doing this because everything else failed yeah it's never because oh i really enjoy sex and i look good and i really have a how about this how about this this isn't my best friend person they usually like oh man this this and this girl is gonna have sex with her best friend for the lesbian ones for me i'm conflicted because the only lesbian porn i really get to see is like always fucked up and from a straight male gaze right but when i watch like straight male gaze okay thesis words wait

what's a straight male gay from gays from their perspective what's a straight male gay since you were watching you took he took a porn class straight male gay is on bang bros they pull up on a dude standing on the corner let's on his phone or walk with his friend they're like hey uh can you give us directions to this place or we'll give you or another like hey we'll give you uh five hundred dollars to let this girl suck your suck your dick right now he gets in they blindfold them then it's a dude sucking his dick and then they unblindfold them while the dude's sucking his dick he's supposed to trip out and everything's like oh no what and then like look we'll give you another thousand if you fuck him and then he fucks him ah vangros

does that to guys and girls they're very equal opportunity okay but what the van what kind of van does it be oh it's like a creepy van it's definitely like a creepy passenger van and how much money how much money i'm asking a real question i'm sure where they have to pay a month's rent at least i think a month's rent i mean for a month's rent listen and for a month's and that means I don't have to Airbnb my place for the month that I'm gone. All you got to do it is two times. Two times.

But they're going to want to do, they're going to Airbnb your place actually and do it here. No, no, no. I'm going to get in the van. Am I going to get in the van? Probably not. Is there like a Bang Bros Subway edition?

A Bang Uber? Bang Bros Uber? That would be cool. I would be a part of that because I'm always in an Uber pool. I mean, ooh, that's actually a good porn. They set it up where it's an Uber pool. And you get fucked on the radio.

Uber pool. no meet each other in the pool it's gotta be an uber black no it's gotta be a nice car that's how they start meeting uber svv they make it like something kinky and really wet and call it uber drool or something like that right on there can i just be the driver mila can we keep you to do the bonus episode yeah can you have some extra time absolutely because i feel like i really want to delve a little deeper into this i really honestly if they had an uber drool i would be in listen i would be the driver though you can't drive sydney also yeah yeah you're no you can't do it you can't drive and you got too many self-driving cars now sydney got too many tapes

i'm not having sex in a car that's driving itself i don't need to make rent that bad that's the ultimate designated driver right there they're not even looking in the rear view of what you're doing marie this is the year yes the year yes i'm not getting in a car that's driving itself with some dude or some chick and no i can't do it yes you're yes the car will be driving itself i'll be on the passenger side you're such a scrub before we go because this episode flew by but before we go can you tell uh people like the can you the best porn that they should be watching that might change their lives right now like what what are some like recommendations if you could recommend because you recommended some porn stars can you recommend

some like do you remember the titles of anything like what should people be like really but i'll tell you what to search um which sites to go to and then who to search on the sites um x videos they have all the best and the most the best porn and the most problematic so veer away from anything that looks like someone's being choked out because they are um x videos okay well that's snuff that's enough yeah like they'll choke them and they just want to bring back the word snuff that's it really wants the sydney is you know this word snuff a love for this word we snuff together bad boys for life um but let's look at look at uh look at skin diamond i mean i wouldn't say don't look at brazzers you know i'm trying to get everybody to put black panthers coming out

this year okay and full circle uh i want everybody to give as many black performers their money and their click-throughs as possible okay so go to porn hub x videos and look up black sorority girls yeah they have black sorority girls doing it to each other that i wish i would have found that in college it would have changed the game i feel like you changed it you changed the game honestly i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to burn this couch and if you're queer if you're queer look up crash pad crash pad is like people who like bang because they bang for roof they need to go to sleep and they're queer so this pad is like it's like a it's like a myth type room where like the the key is passed down to a different person and then if you feel like somebody needs

the key you give them the key the address and then they go take somebody they met and they is this real life i'm sorry crash pad is a website or a place both oh cindy you want to go to crash pad or no i actually screened uh on the big screen on a wall for my birthday um screened some a few episodes of crash pad and i had straight and gay people there who felt so uncomfortable it was delightful you screened porn on the wall of your birthday party yeah yeah i mean i also screened some really good classic films in between but i definitely showed some porn too i don't want to watch porn with my friends i don't want to at a party but in college it was very important i got a heel on and i'm watching porn with y'all my self-esteem you know i mean you didn't bring

no fucking snacks get the fuck out of here i'm providing the porn you're not bringing no we had gatorade and fruit snacks i'm watching porn eating gatorade drinking gatorade and eating fruit snacks that's perfect actually that's a pretty good snack you got to get the electrolytes up while you're watching porn in sugar your blood sugar mila miles sparkling cider tell people who are listening where they can find you um you can find me uh of course on instagram at mila dot does it um you can also find me uh in bed stye skateboarding uh yeah you're one of those there's a show that i'm in coming up in march um don't give us a date because we don't know when okay so just follow my instagram and you can see what's coming up and you can also if you especially

if you black swing through my graduation uh in may at the new school because they think that are you plugging your graduation I've never heard of that I'm one of two people in my family to get a second degree one of the few to have a first degree and I'm trying to have yeah and I'm trying to have as many black people show up because I'm tired of schools telling black people like oh we only got three tickets when you know I got mad family that need to come to this so I'm trying to have as many people I'm trying to straight up just so you want everybody that's listening to come to your graduation and get turned away at the door you want us to get you want our listeners to get turned away at the door no they're not gonna turn away i want them to flash mob my

graduation so okay well i don't know graduation i don't know if the unofficial experts gonna do that but congrats on your on your double degree at my school tell all your black listeners to come yeah they're gonna be busy watching skin diamond videos uh as always this has been the unofficial expert so fun so so great we're gonna keep mila here do a bonus episode with her right now but the bonus is probably gonna come out before the uh this episode comes out so we're gonna get messy and then y'all can come back here uh thanks so much subscribe rate comment and go right over to patreon and listen to this second half of this messy episode right now it's been so damn fun please follow us as well and comment and make sure you tell other people about us please

sydney you sound so desperate Thank you.