MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin - "The Scam Expert" with Laci Mosley

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

The "Scam Goddess" herself, Laci Mosley, graces us on this week's Unofficial Expert! As our Scam Expert, Laci talks about her Vegas scam escapades, how she's been scammed in the past, and why 2020 is the best year for scamming. Plus, Sydnee goes off on the brunch twerking video and Marie says goodbye to dick for the rest of the year.----Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus----BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast----FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT:https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpertFOLLOW SYDNEE:https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbwhttps://twitter.com/justsydnycFOLLOW MARIE:https://www.instagram.com/Reeezyhttps://twitter.com/MsReeezyFOLLOW ANDREW:https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

forever dog all right we back we back we back welcome back well welcome back welcome back welcome back okay hello friends we just want to say one thing we want to shout out everybody who posted that they are obsessed with the podcast and showing us the minutes or thousands of hours they spit listening to us run our mouths yes that was very nice this is the most wonderful time of the year when people get their end of the year wrap up from spotify and it's like 10 000 minutes unofficial expert and i'm like i'm like that's how much we talk yeah but also it's like damn you know too much you gotta die all these people have got to die like i have to kill them murder them yeah but it's not 10 000 new minutes of tea sometimes it's you know it's shade it's other people's

business some a little bit of our business this year was this year was most of our business murray yeah well i have not mentioned a single name on a single episode so don't nobody don't nobody know my business no i mean they don't know they don't know what's been inside me they don't know who's been inside me they have they have an idea sis of what's inside your ideas and ideas and idea but they don't know. You did a whole episode talking about your booty hole and stuff. Wow, Marie. Yeah, I mean, but nobody

knows. Except for your girlfriend's neighbors. And your girlfriend's neighbors. And the cats. The cats. I mean, Marie, we know your sir squirt mix a lot.

Squirt mix a lot. Yeah. that's what you are baby baby no no my i think so i put a video out today and i think it's gonna be no new dick december for me i think i'm just gonna i don't think that i want to have sex with nobody new for the rest of the year i think but you know ask me again next week i might wow bitch I mean honestly I stand by that I think everybody should should not date anybody until after February the 16th oh no since that's when you say date what you mean I just think like January people are making new resolutions they're pretending to work out it's a

lot of lies and fallacies going on in January in February I mean people are gearing up for valentine's day which is also a fake holiday so after you get all that shit out of the way people will start being the real them but do people gear up for valentine's day or is that just the day that pops up are people and also we in a pandem are people gonna be going to the gym no yes yes people have been going to the gym friend people have been gearing up people have had full-on weddings and um bachelorettes and and birthday parties and brunches where they're twerking people are still living their life wait can we talk about this twerking brunch thing what happened what do you mean what happened it's a regular brunch at any spot that serves uh fried chicken

and waffles i mean music is gonna be playing and people are gonna be doing what they do they're gonna be bopping and topping no i'm saying what happened as in what is the story oh I don't know the story I just know that I saw the man in the turtleneck who owns the establishment uh told everybody they could get the fuck out because he doesn't want that kind of business if they're going to be twerking but it's like you can't play juvenile back that ass up and also put serious catfish on the table and not expect people to drop it dip it low I don't know any place that serves Hennessy and plays any type of music you should expect twerking at the table that's that's what i'm saying about that having also like sir you have an establishment

open during a full-on global pandemic like you're lucky to have people there you're actually putting people at risk you should be quiet you're actually too loud right now the fact that in dallas oh okay was it outside no it was an indoor you know i feel like texas is one of them states where they were like ah they leave their nose out the mask they if they have one window there wasn't a mask in sight actually there wasn't a mask and they weren't taking temperature they were making sure that the that the the hot fish was hot but they weren't making sure if anybody's heads were hot interesting all right well i can't remember if i've ever or when the last time i twerked at a brunch was so you know i actually miss brunch i miss brunch a

lot I don't I don't overprice eggs and just I'm paying for music in the daytime I could go home and do that I could fry my own eggs and do my own thing when's the last time you fried when's the last time you fried some eggs yesterday actually oh yeah what did you put in the eggs um I had salt pepper garlic salt um and some bacon and some cinnamon cinnamon swirl toast interesting but were people twerking yeah they said people were twerking no at your fried egg brunch oh no no no but i dance in here all day all night so i don't have to i don't have to twerk in front of food good food the better the food is the more i'm gonna dance so honestly it's a compliment to the restaurant if i'm dancing if i'm sitting still in the seat the

food is bad two stars okay there's a fly in the miso soup that's why I'm not dancing so go ahead and comp that love I mean I just don't understand why he was so angry it was like sir you should be whispering this you should be texting people like why are you making a scene I don't know I think that if I ask you to stop doing something and then I come back and you're still doing it and I ask you a second time to stop doing it that third time I'm not gonna ask you so nicely so also that you know well it looked like the place was full to capacity and it didn't look like it was social distance at all so it's like sir i'm reading you for everything else except the twerking the twerking is the last thing i have a problem with in this situation

i was looking at the video and there was no mass in sight and nobody was socially distanced so you take your uh fried green eggs and ham and shut down the shop shut it down yeah but you're blaming the man for his place being open and packed but the people who are in there what's up what about them they fully showed up to a place with no mask to eat some uh applewood smoked bacon so if the doors wasn't open they wouldn't come they wouldn't be able to come he could have had like uh to go to-go plates people have been to-going all year round yeah but to-go brunch is not good the the waffle gonna be soggy the eggs gonna be lukewarm yeah the styrofoam is getting in the it's not maple syrup you know it's aunt jermima who should be retired you like it's not gonna taste the same

okay well people need to just stop being fucking lazy that's one thing that you should be able to know how to do is is brunch if you pour rose on everything it's brunch okay let's just if you're if you have a if you have a bottle of champagne near whatever you're drinking it's brunch or new year's eve okay whatever i i just i think people are now people are upset because they're gonna be closing things down again and it's like this is this is our fault this is nobody's fault i don't know who r is that you're talking about i've been sitting in my house uh except for that one time that i took a trip to tulum but yeah i've been i've been i've been in the house so it's not y'all okay they're not shutting back down because of me um but there's a vaccine okay

well you know what maybe we should bring the guest in so she could be a part of this conversation and i'm sitting in the dark by myself for my podcast because sydney had to poop um andrew do you miss brunch um i mean i went like a few weeks ago no outside no no you didn't fully outside don't pretend this is okay no do not pretend like you guys did not go to mexico you guys did not have like a wedding all these things I went to I went to brunch with one friend on the sidewalk

two weeks ago I'm allowed wow the white gay jumped out huh it jumped out you were like uh uh don't come for me baby I do what I can for my community and I'm going to brunch he said nigga please on the record I did not

say those words I heard it with my tears it was implied I heard it I have 20-20 hearing, baby, and I heard it. It was with a hard R. No, I heard an A, but you heard an R. That's fine. So, Andrew, what did you have?

What did you eat? We had a bottomless brunch, obviously. Of course, you're bottomless. Not with me around, yeah. But I think I actually had, like, a pasta. It was really great. Pasta? You left the house for daytime pasta?

Yes, I left my house for pasta at brunch. But it was a later brunch. Like, brunch can happen any time, like you were saying. No, no, no, no. If it's at 5 o'clock, that's not brunch, friend. Okay, then what is it? If it's 5 o'clock on a weekday, you had an early dinner, babe. It was on a Saturday.

If it was a Saturday, then it was... Yeah, brunch is all day on Saturday, sorry. What? Was there orange juice on a Saturday? Brunch. was there orange juice on the table it was a mimosa okay then it was brunch yeah thank you like i said all right well maybe maybe we should bring our guests in and just chat about brunch and all things uh beautiful yes uh because that's who she is yes um this is our first time having her

on right and uh you know we've been on her pod that is blowing the f up sort of new network and everything i mean i think she bought a tesla with her podcast money i think so i think it's a red one yeah it's a hangout with cardi b now cardi b and the new face it's crazy now we've never done this before we've never had two people on for the same uh expertise but we did scams with sandy honig already but we're we're gonna bring it back give it up for our scams expert lacey mosley hey honestly sydney honestly sydney listening to that intro i was like you could have just not said anything and introduced her as scams and people probably would not have remembered i felt like it was shay like she was like we already had this and here come this bitch

doing it again right that was implied no no this is the first time ever so this is what we're saying we're open that you're opening the doors for other people to come in and challenge other people's expertises that's what I'm saying that's not what you said though that's not anyway the people knew what I meant I feel like Marie and Sydney are my sisters and they're like they tell me what to do and I do it uh I'm in my closet recording this podcast and earlier I wanted to show Marie my closet and then she was like sit down and I was like okay you know cause you jumped up to show us

Louis Vuitton shopping bags shopping bags no Louis Vuitton in it right I didn't see any L's or no V's nowhere in any closet oh they're here the girls are here okay I love Lacey since you're in this double decker two story closet yes

it's a super walk in it's giving the devil wears Prada when they made Anne Hathaway chic can you maybe show us from where you're sitting show us three of your favorite pieces oh okay you know what three things i'd be letting marie help me i will do it uh it's a lot of it's a lot of white hangers in there it is and no they're not white that's the lighting sweetheart these are magenta and lavender i only have lavender hangers i actually went through my closet took out all the dry cleaning hangers no wire hangers wire hangers is this a part of your

scams because i'm seeing white i do not see it does look white it's like that dress is it white or is it blue it's lighting it's lighting maybe your hearing is 20 20 said but maybe your eyes ain't because it's definitely okay all of you niggas are in colored lighting i wish i could see them like sydney's over giving me a magenta moment and marie's over giving me this cerulean blue and like y'all we're giving you all the color you don't have on your hangers babe oh my god it's a full gender reveal y'all are in regular light what's going on i didn't know i need to show up looking like sZA like y'all y'all giving vibes my man is your man is my man my man too yeah you were supposed to be in orange light um a sienna light actually i'm so sorry i didn't show i didn't

i didn't do this right i didn't show up well enough for y'all y'all been on my podcast uh back when we was free and we could be in person oh wow what's the what's the what's your the thing that you missed the most about when we were free honestly it's like turning down niggas that i should have probably fucked i missed that like there's some big fine ass niggas that i should have probably have given my vagina to and i was like no I can't like I'm a lady and now I'm like I should have fucked all of them I'd just be sitting at home alone just like

damn why did I fuck them damn why didn't you have sex with any of these it sounds like there's more than one why didn't you have sex with them okay so I'm gonna tell y'all see oh I don't like this already she's a good Christian gay first of all she's very famous

she's verified I mean she's booked busy and booed up with the lord she's booed up with the lord and that's why she didn't fuck them jesus is my baby daddy my baby daddy jesus that's my baby daddy um yo i should have fucked all these people it's some women too that i should have fucked as well and it's it's so upsetting one of them i'll tell you about one of them i truly hate that i'm on this podcast now because y'all are my like feel like my family and i'm gonna tell you all my

business so we love that we're just gonna do it um there was this nigga and this was in new york because you know i was in new york for a minute and then i was like no this is not for me but um because you got cold i met this nigga at brunch call back to which i was talking about before and he gave me his number whatever whatever so what do you look like oh my god who would play him in a movie who would play him in a film in a Tyler Perry presents John Boyega's body but um whose face whose face uh not Mahershala's face maybe a young uh Idris Elba face like I feel like everybody thinks that they know an Idris Elba but I have never seen these never seen them with my naked eyes not when I'm out on the streets of New York never seen him with my naked eyes not one guy

Someone is always claiming, yes, he looks like Idris, a young and ashy, an old Idris. No. Not a young and ashy. That looks like Idris if he was homeless. No, no, no. That does not look like Idris. Idris that survived a fire. I love.

Who is that? I love how y'all say Idris. Like, y'all are from the motherland of whatever that name comes from. It's Idris. Okay, girl. It's Idris. Thank you. It's Idrisa.

Idrisa. Idrisa. so he was like super fine and i get in the car right he picks me up in his brand new range rover seats heated it's cold you know new york always cold this is in new york seats heated and he's playing portuguese love by tina marie and girl was he 55 i don't even i don't I didn't know that song. Nobody young is playing Tina Marie. Say it to me. Say it, baby.

I know he was young. We was young. He was young. And I was impressed because I was like, how do you even know this song? He was in his dad's car. There's no way. He was in his dad's brand new Range Rover. He took me to dinner. The conversation was titillizing.

That's a combination of titillating and titillizing. You were wet the whole time, huh? what were you wearing on the date what were you wearing on the date arden b she had her finest bb dress y'all are rude bb black label black label i can't she was wearing she was wearing cachet bitch i was about to say that i was like y'all are dragging me i was not wearing cachet cachet okay it's expensive but also i was a hoochie hoe like i've been a hoochie for a long time i've accepted that i'm a hoochie everything in my closet is skin tight it's fine okay so you were wrong with that you were wearing um an american apparel dress you're probably right

i feel like that's probably what i was wearing and no i feel like it was a step above that i don't know i said that's why i said bb yeah bb is a step above american apparel or it used to be but no guess marciano you was wearing marciano i love the marciano moment me too i did oh it could have been that too so yes the conversation titillating tantalizing it was wonderful and then i got home he dropped me off at my house and i was like oh man i like this nigga i can't fuck him because he won't respect me and so i just didn't fuck him because i was like and he started blowing my phone up and shit turns out I can't say who because I feel like now I'll tell y'all afterwards but he was engaged to a very famous person's daughter and my home girl who likes to

lurk on the gram because you gotta have a home girl who likes to lurk on the gram and my home girl she could track a nigga down so quickly it's wild so she texts me and she was like and this think of mind you has been facetiming me putting meat on facetime many of meat facetime and i'm like meat on facetime meat on facetime okay that's the title of the episode but he put his meat on facetime he put his meat on and it was big and i was like this is oh i should i should do sex to this man and she texted me she was like this you like ain't this that nigga and i was like show us a picture of it on on here right now uh we got this but we got the audio set up a certain way i feel like yeah we do but i'm gonna i'm gonna show y'all i'm gonna

show y'all afterwards uh we'll queue it up so when we done i'm definitely gonna be asking i got you so she was like he's marrying this famous person's daughter like this weekend and i was like i had no idea so i hit this nigga up because i'm this weekend it was it had been some time from the first date but i hit the nigga up because i was like i'm bold and i'm going to talk to you so i was like you're engaged like you've been you've been with this bitch the whole time you was taking me on whole portuguese love dates and you had a bitch the whole time like what's good and he was like and it was honestly the most honest and wonderful conversation i've had with a straight man in my entire life okay he was just like oh my god i'm so sorry he was like look when i met you

like I thought like oh you're fine you're fine I'm a you know fuck or whatever it's gonna be this and then I really talked to you and got to know you and I was like oh she's like you know men being like oh a woman is a person oh my god and so then he facetimed me a bunch and I didn't answer and then finally I did and he was like listen I'm getting married at 25 I'm too young I have to do this I feel like I have to like he went to an existential crisis and then started crying i was like look you lucky i got shit to live for otherwise i was sliding this person's dms and tell them all about your ass because you ain't right you ain't living right oh my god oh my god let me guess was was it laurie harvey was it laurie because you know she was engaged once

yeah she was engaged yo she's been around the world she was engaged to like a soccer player or something yeah she was laurie harvey needs to write the fucking book i'm tired of it like Tell us what you're doing. Right. Tell us. Think like a man, act like a lady. Steve Harvey is her coach. Right.

Think like a man, have Steve Harvey as my dad. That's what her book is called. And also, he's not my biological dad, but I have his last name for clout because my mom is the ultimate scammer. Her mom. Marjorie? Unmatched. No one has ever matched Marjorie on scams. Like, sis was dating two brothers, had them fighting over.

She's the queen. like i've looked into marjorie harvey i've looked into her because i was like bitch i need to know your ways like i'm gonna be you i'm gonna be like you yeah well y'all want to be like mike i want to be like marjorie yes marjorie harvey she got she had steve harvey adopt her grown-ass kids and they all have his last name now adult ass kids like these niggas are super grown and she was like adopt him yeah they're like 32 and she's like this is your dad steve adopt my 40 year old son thank you he's getting his prostate checked i can't believe she did that but i also believe she did that it was brilliant she's a genius like i was gonna say has anybody ever heard

um laurie harvey speak because she doesn't talk ever no not in any on any of her social media so I'm curious to know what her voice sounds like. She don't need to talk. She's so fine. Like, you just don't need, you could just be. But that's probably why these guys are into her, too, because they're like, oh, she's doing exactly what I want a woman to do. Stay silent.

Be seen and not heard. Yeah. But she also working them niggas. I feel like she must be saying something. She at least got to be saying Gucci. Balenciaga Gucci. She got to be saying something. She didn't get the bag, bro.

she's saying yes or she's saying not tonight she's saying one of those two things because i was i googled her after she was linked to michael b jordan oh yes she was with trey songs future diddy one of diddy's kids no no all them dudes are hoes though so it's i'm not unheard of i'm not calling her a hoe i'm just going those dudes are hoes like they'll hook up because that's what they do future has 10 baby mamas future he don't know how to say no he don't he really need to work on himself throw the dick away okay the dick has been everywhere like his sperm is on tap baby girl on this dick been everywhere now dick been like literally count all the countries he's like the dick into japan and london sweden and france the dick been

everywhere like okay where in the world is carmen san diego with that dick what right right the dick got lint on it it's crazy you oh dust bunnies um or maybe it doesn't have dust bunnies because he uses it so yeah it's used often and frequently got a lot of miles on it yeah it's a used car that dick but also like maybe that dick's good you know we talk about 10 000 hours and we talk about practicing your craft so when you've been dicking that much like the dick must be good like i don't i don't agree with you about this because the way he be talking about the codeine and the lean that he's taking there's no way the dick and the pills and the percocet the dick you you might get like one three good pumps from that dick and because it's future women are like into it but i don't

think that like me i don't know he's he said he lied about that he said he don't be drinking the lean he said that he just say that for music so why did so why did sierra leave then because he was a dick to her because he's a hoe like she knew he was every he's a community nigga and when you get with a community nigga and you get engaged and you're like wait oh my god the whole community's year what's happening like i thought it was just gonna be us you gotta leave and then she went and got her a hardcore question on any thoughts on community niggas no i've already established i don't say that word okay community you don't say community because i'm not gonna say niggas andrew stop it yo wait can we get to the scams though can we get to these scams sorry i mean i let's

one final note on future i think okay when a guy has this many bit this many baby mamas that's the scam the scam is you're like oh maybe the dick must be good but it doesn't having a lot of children doesn't equal good dick is no no no i think no no i think the scam is is that every woman that gets with him thinks that they're going to be different or and it's like no ma'am you are the scam is every woman who gets with him is like oh i'm gonna be baby mama number 12 that's the scam is there they know he's he's very fertile and they're like i'm just gonna be i'm gonna add my name to the list this list it's weird thinking that he has enough money for this harem of women though i just feel like it's too many like the money is getting divided too

much like yeah when you got 12 kids i mean a nigga probably got a birthday every month like that means i'm buying 12 gifts and if i'm as flashy and showy as future i'm buying extravagant stupid gifts like a rolex for your baby which he did give to baby future who belongs to sierra name that baby future i know she get mad every day when she look at that birth certificate because you know you look at a birth certificate every day i think she's trying to change his name to what she should right not nevadius you gotta get nevadius off that baby how dare you put that on that baby well that's why i know she must have been on lean too because it's like why would you name what what were you sipping on right his name isn't even future babe that's that's the stage

name yeah uh-uh but i don't know you're rich and famous right you're rich and famous and black the baby's name is gonna be future you can name your baby anything north apple like i'm gonna name my baby wolf gang i'm gonna bring that name back why not that's a classic sis that's a tbt i'm gonna name my baby honey honey come here honey that sounds like oh honey is cute honey is cute honey for a person for a dog no honey's cute for a dog sis for a dog for a snickerdoodle i love an inappropriate name for a child it's my favorite name your baby honey do it for me unfortunately lacy's name is very lacy lacy lacy chabert yeah oh my gosh okay lacy stop deflecting give us some of this scam gossip now i see what you're trying to do

we're ready for mess or you can i mean or we can keep we can keep going off on a tangent but whatever you want to do i feel like i'm being gaslit and that's fine no that's what that podcast gas with you and said actually i am getting married but i thought you were going to be different and change my life wait so did this guy get married to the girl yeah he got married and like there was like a famous singer there and he cried i only know this is my valentino not slow down i just want to get to know you we're all on different uh times oh god no i think it was like a marie or some shit i can't remember but it was some bitch

singing um i love a marie and her legs so it wasn't her but yeah no that was a mess uh scams so uh big scam that i obviously i do a show called scam goddess and i talk about scams all day long every day i love it we love a scam yeah yeah plug sid yeah i'm plugging because i know y'all have great fans we do we actually do you do so i did a lot of scams as a young as a young hoe um most of them last year last year i'm trying to separate myself i'm trying to separate myself from my past okay so um i used to go one of the biggest ones was me and my homegirls we used to go to nightclubs we'd go on trips and we would never spend any money anywhere like on anything so one of the things we would do is like we would go to vegas and we would go to like uh

we would like her one of my best friends has a condo in vegas it's like far off the strip so we had to uber and it was like 20 minutes and we would go to the strip and we would go to pool parties during the day and we would try to find like the richest niggas in there and then we would hang out with them and then they'd be like oh y'all cool okay y'all cool like come with us and then we'd be like okay where y'all going and they'd be like oh we're just gonna go to the hotel room for a nap we'd be like we like naps we're gonna come and then we would go to their hotel rooms and we would order lunch so that's how we would get lunch i do love a good a good hotel room service lunch survival of the fittest right here a little buffet

lunch love that all right so then we get lunch while them niggas napping and we'd be like this is so good like they sleep we eating it's great then they wake up and we'd be like oh this was so fun what y'all doing tonight and they'd be like oh we're going to this club we're getting bottom starts blah blah blah we're like okay numbers exchange we'll meet y'all there so then we go home we shower get dressed go out and do this and this was like on repeat and at one point we met uh some guys who were on an nfl team and they liked us so much that we would just go to different cities and be around them and difference which cities babe wait hold on how are you getting to the city great i had a car no all we had to spend was sometimes not even the

flight because i have been like traveled out by and you know what's the funnest scam about this is i'm this is racism but i'm a dark-skinned black woman and so when you're with affluent niggas and athletes they're looking at the light-skinned women they're trying to fuck the light-skinned women or the white women so now i worry about me so i'm just there having a good time eating free food ordering room service and nobody ever had tried to have sex with me i've been there i love that i love that for you i went to miami and i was upset i was furious because everybody kept saying they're like oh you're going to miami and you're not paying for nothing oh you're definitely gonna have to suck a dick and then three days in like we was on yachts

We had been to Nobu like 10 times. We had went to all these places and I'm like, okay, so when are they going to ask me? When are they going to propose that I suck a dick? When is he going to put his dick on the table? My friend was like, my friend was like, girl, you're here because they like your personality. I was like, oh, so I'm ugly.

Okay. Got it. Got it. Right. My personality. I'm funny. Okay. You called me ugly.

Got it. No. And you're fucking beautiful. both of you are i but it is this curse of having dark skin that like affluent men or you know rich niggas if we want to really make a base like they they're looking for fair-skinned women they're looking for white women light women and i want something quote-unquote exotic exotic it's like she's it's like she's black and asian like that's what exotic it's like well she she's from orlando is that exotic and they're like yeah she's she's from uh pittsburgh she's wearing contacts and

they're like yeah exotic and i and i used to take offense to it because i also sydney the personality thing has happened to me too like my friends will be like come to kairi erva house we want to hear some jokes and i'm like i'm not coming like i know what y'all want and i don't what's the fee are you paying what's the what are you paying my right they're like oh come hang out And I'm like, no, like, I don't want to entertain the girls. I'm good. What do I get? So I get that.

But I also, as a scammer, I was like, oh, this is stealth mode. I can just get whatever I want and niggas won't bother me. And so I was like, I like this for me. Honestly, that's a great way to look at it. It really is. Because they're not checking for you, but you're there because your friends are there. So you're getting the best of the world and not having to put out anything. And that's why I love.

That's why I love it. I remember I went to a nightclub, and I think it was during All-Star Weekend, which we all know is a big thought weekend. Thoughts are us. Thoughts are us. I went to the 40-40 club, and this was back when Jay-Z and Beyonce would, like, show up to the club, like, semi-regularly because they were trying to get, you know, more people in the business.

And so we got up to, like, the VIP section, and they weren't letting people in. It didn't matter if you were cute. It didn't matter if you were talking good. like it was like celebs and pr people only so one of my friends was like oh we're all in black dresses i just realized that she was like let's just grab these cups and i was like yeah so i grabbed the cups and put them over my head like i was a bottle service waitress and they let us in i was like i'm here to serve the drinks they let us in yes in a black dress i'm like i'm here i'm here to serve the drinks i'm thinking about all the times i did not wear

a black dress to go to the club and i'm actually disappointed in myself now it's a good emergency plot the annoying thing is that sometimes even when you're not wearing a black dress they'll ask you for a bottle service anyway because you just got that bottle service face you know you do give bottle service like you give hot and cute and thin and i would ask you if you were doing bottle service yeah you you give me you give me ignore the table for like worst service of your life but hottest bitch you've ever met to be honest best service but worst attitude i would have an attitude okay i take that i take that for free i give you things for free i tell you who to hang out with

who not to hang out with, I tell you who to flirt with. I was good at my job, but when I wanted to do it. I'm on the same page. I was the same way. I did service for a long time. Not bottle service. I worked in fine dining because I was like, where the rich niggas at?

Is that what we calling it? Fine dining. No, I worked I'll tell you everywhere I worked. I don't give a fuck no more. Okay, girl, you worked at Olive Garden with a button down blouse? when you're here you're family no I worked at fucking this place called Roku which is owned by Boa Steakhouse

I worked at this place in the Hamptons called Moby's and that they're my primary customer because for some reason people got what we call the primary customers you didn't call them a client that's how you know people are scamming when they call them clients ain't nobody got no damn restaurant clients you right about that uh but my primary person was uh fuck what's that nigga from the Beatles Paul McCartney Paul McCartney you're like from the Beatles I'm like somebody white with a shaggy bangs he had a bayang he had a bayang and that was my main customer and he would ask for me and so i'd always take care of him i remembered his allergies his wife's allergy she can't eat a bunch of shit

whatever and one day when he's saying can you get the dark one out here where's blackie that's who i like i need blackie out here and he's like hello black beauty uh my wife and i are hello hello black beauty hello negro it's so good to see you and that brings me into another scam but working at this restaurant yeah i was dating this really hot puerto rican man i'm not gonna say his name and she just said it i did but you'll never hear um so he was basically like an entrepreneurial drug dealer like he was starting to do to deal drugs okay entry-level drug dealer yes startups okay he just finished his drug internship in the city and now he's in the hamptons right and so the main drug in the hamptons is obviously

cocaine and he was trying to sell it but mind you like this is summer it's humid he had to live on the property because the servers made a lot of money so we could rent houses on the hamptons while we lived there to work but uh the bussers didn't make as much so they lived on the property so that it could kind of like even out so they would make enough money that it would be worthwhile this man was ordering baggies and scales to the property where he works from amazon yes bezos was involved bezos was involved bezos will sell you everything you need to do crime okay you just go on there two day prime shipping for crime okay can you buy a gun on amazon

can you no no no i think you have to go there you have to show up in person you probably get a gun a gun from the amazon locker you know i think you can i think you could get a gun on online at walmart walmart walmart sells guns walmart does sell guns but even like black lives matter may walmart be like okay we gotta stop selling guns because i feel like niggas is buying too many no they do so they do sell guns on amazon they do i think these are fake okay they look real they got the little orange chips on them though yeah that means they're not real okay i was about to say i didn't know we could get ready for the revolution in two days shipping i didn't know you could just order how much does a gun

cost because this one is 99 and i feel like oh it's a bb gun okay phew not too price in them not too price in them for affordability what's a gun like 40 dollars is a hundred dollars eight hundred dollars what do we think a gun cost um at least at least 300 have you guys fired guns no but i want to go to a shooting range oh you guys haven't i'm from texas so guns are like culture guns are your best friend yes yes yes yes fortunate lacy to hear that really there's like a pink glock that i want really badly like i think i'm gonna have to get it it's like this pretty pink glock nine and i want it put it on your your kwanzaa list your kwanzaa christmas list seven days block because i want to shoot stuff because she's

from texas okay we like to shoot stuff have you ever found like one of those trump supporters oh nah nah never that but also at the same time like they got guns so we gotta have guns too like it's just how it is I grew up there was always gun in the house well I'm not dumb I wasn't gonna try to shoot myself with it but I played with it you know it's fine has there been a Christmas where I went to a gun store absolutely like you know it's chill I found a black-owned gun range out here in Los Angeles actually I'm gonna go there soon it's in Burbank oh shit I don't know the name right now but I'll let you know but it's a black owned gun range because I'm scared of gun ranges because I just feel like white people gonna be

like oops and like shoot towards me instead of the the paper and i get scared about that i have anxiety but i know the black one i'll probably be all right like we all gonna i mean maybe but at the black one people gonna be trying to shoot with the gun sideways so you might be trying to take pictures and selfies with it no thank you they're gonna be shooting i have the self timer on and they they're gonna be like kabooyaka yeah don't let it be no jamaicans over there so they just love a gun photo why why do we love a gun photo so much i don't know but i'm gonna get my gun license me and my um me and my sister are like registering to get them for when the revolution comes you know i've said this on so many podcasts this week when the revolution comes

i'm gonna be handing out water i'm not gonna be shooting people i don't want to die yeah Lacey, I'm going to be with you I'm going to be handing out Gatorades and trail mix If you need a Nature Valley, pull up to me in Sydney's corner and we got you Don't nobody want those dry-ass, chalky-ass granola bars

That's such a mess We're going to be selling it to the people that we don't like so that they can hold them back So their gums can bleed Right, we need them to choke We're going to give Popeye's biscuits and Nature Valley bars

with no water remember Popeye's biscuits I want some biscuits right now okay now wait Lacey now this year has been tough this has been a tough year I feel like to even finagle a scam have you been partaking in that this year or no it actually hasn't been a tough year for scams it's been an excellent year for scams let's get into excellent excellent year for scams the thing about scams that I love so much is they're constantly evolving you see how I put on my Barbara Walter's voice I talk on ABC and which was the biggest scam of all was them having me be a talking head as an expert and I was like okay you are you're who's the one on who's the one on Potomac is it Potomac Wendy you're Wendy the one that's I was talking about how she you know she's

on TV and stuff I'm on TV um no but scams are all about innovating and one of the beautiful things about scams is over time you see how people are like oh there's some new shit oh let me figure out how to rob these like it just keeps happening so covid popped up and one of my favorite covid scams it's actually really terrible actually i'll tell you a few some are nice some are bad put that together a covid scam oh yeah baby the covid scams are popping okay let me get my notebook go ahead and tell us about your faves i'll tell you the fun one first i'll couch it between a fun it a bad so the fun one is a lot of people are filing for relief benefits but when you file for relief benefits there's different sectors there's different areas and they just the government just

allocates a fuck ton of money and doesn't pay attention to who applies for it so there recently i talked about on in euclid ohio there was a family who registered 20 businesses and got 72 applications for farm relief saying that they they had a farm they got seven million dollars from the government before anybody was like wait a minute and when i tell you these niggas ain't have no farm i don't even know if they had a plant they didn't have a yard right you pull up it's all apartment like where the farm where's the farm they got a they have a goat living in the house though because you know those what did they do with the money what niggas doing money i don't know i just bought a boat they stole it and i was like this is beautiful i was like i have one

plant i'm a farmer as am i i should apply for some relief wait so this was in utah it was in euclid ohio it was in ohio okay so they got they don't even need that money much money to live in ohio you don't that part you really don't that's when i'm like you're being super greedy they were greedy it's like 72 applications 72 wait so they filled out 72 applications and got seven million dollars but they got caught yeah because they probably should have stopped at like 65 like 72 too much but you know what it is they probably got that seven million dollars and then they applied again yeah and they're like why are there so many farms in ohio are there that many farms in ohio somebody finally a hater caught on was like i feel like there aren't this many farms in ohio like

right so they got caught but i love that scam that's a coronavirus scam the bad scam that i'm couching in between is um there have been coronavirus testing centers because you know testing has been big i feel like i get tested more than a porn star now like there's always somebody up my nose like it's just happening all the time and so these people set up a fake testing center in a church parking lot and charged people 200 and god knows what they were putting up people's nose because it wasn't no cotton swab from the government they might be johnson and johnson it was a regular q-tip it was a fenty lip brush oh no that's what it was it was a sephora a lip brush honestly oh that's longer that's longer right and then they put it in a little

a little ziploc bag that they threw in the trash right and they were like we gonna tell you in 72 hours how much money did they make in this parking lot they made a lot of money i don't know how much but i also know that they got away and also that they have popped up during every pandemic no matter how big or small so when swine flu bird flu when things popped up they always pop up like we'll test the girls two hundred dollars the voice yo that's we should do that this time next year if the moderna vaccine is approved we should be like yes we we too we're testing people in this car wash parking lot yeah we'll be like our names are derna we're the cousin of moderna yes i'm mo and that's derna yes yeah that's my little sister astrazeneca yeah i'd be like wait a minute y'all

just poked me with a pen that don't seem like a needle like what happened i'd be like these the new ones these the new ones yeah okay okay great okay i like that one okay you have another good one for us yes so um another one that i really love that's happening right now during covid is people so i guess this is kind of like the first one but it's with rappers and that made me so happy so there's rappers like so you know there's small business loans so we talked about farmer loans there are small business loans that were bailouts that were happening in june as well so rappers like the nigga from pretty ricky who is the one you would never know i don't know his name um the rapper with the dreads no he's light-skinned he's kind of pudgy i don't know

oh the one that's bald that was on love and hip-hop la maybe not spectacular i feel like i feel like you're onto it sinéad i feel like that's right he applied for some small business loans oh he was definitely on love and hip-hop in which he took the small business loans yep that's it that's it he took the small business loans and invested them in the ferrari yes because he needs a way he needs to get to work he needs a mode of transportation wait lacy you're telling me that you didn't take your unemployment and put it in some socks i okay i fucked up i didn't get any unemployment and i'm so dumb for that i'm so dumb for that you can still apply the whole time babe well that was the other thing is like i have

had so the last job that i had where i was like waiting tables i got fired honestly it was a scam job i got fucking fired because i was in the kitchen making a creme brulee mind you i'm a waiter this story is what yeah i got fired because i was in the kitchen making a creme brulee apparently allegedly the whole building burnt down and then i'm starting all of my conversation Well, I was in the kitchen making a creme brulee. That's not my job. The cook was gone. So I was like, oh, I got to make this creme brulee because we had a table with some bitches who really was selling.

You know when bitches be having birthdays and they be having birthdays? And she was a bitch with a birthday. And she was like, bitch, it's my birthday. Like, give me the birthday. And I was like, okay. But the chef is gone. She wanted the song and the food. But what birthday bitch want a creme brulee?

that doesn't even feel like a bitch birthday cake that's all we had was beverly hills that's all we had we had no cake for the hoe like so it was like a mom and pop but like for rich clientele and they didn't know what they were doing so i'm in there cooking this creme brulee some rich fashion bitch get sit down in my section now here's the thing about rich fashion bitches when they young super fun when they get old because the industry does not look kindly upon older people they get mean and like they need power like that's their thing so you gotta be bending your ass over and you know showing your whole anus to get them to like you like you have to do the most so i should have been out there with my booty hole out but i was making a crimble light right

so i did this i was late to getting to this table and i tried to win them back i gave them so much free shit they was not fucking with me this hoe wrote a letter a letter a letter a letter on stationery i think so parchment she took a pen she said pen to pad she took a quill to a piece papyrus and dipped it in the ink four page letter yeah that's what happened and when i write them he better fire her now and that's what happened so she wrote the letter they fired me and because i hadn't been on record doing anything wrong being late whatever i filed for unemployment i filed for unemployment and they're like oh it's wrongful termination them niggas had to pay me twelve thousand dollars twelve thousand dollars and i wasn't even working i wasn't even

working there full time i had not made near anywhere near that kind of money there and that's how i started my comedy career and them niggas was mad they started reaching out to my other jobs and being like can y'all help us with this like what's going on they were like no she quit from here like y'all gotta take that out you're a small black business you start that's a small black business loan right there it was and i took it and had my small black business as you should it didn't feel like a scam that acting you took your classes up top says who was who was this fashion chick was it chrissy turlington no i've actually waited on chrissy teigen and she's very nice um like really janice it was

janice dickinson no it was someone like when i tell you it was one of those girls who was never on the stage but was always behind the curtain giving the girls their orders like one of those girls like you would she's not famous but she's powerful you could just tell Andre her name was Andre Leon Talley

I love Andre I want to wear the robes I want to wear the Vogue robes the Vogue robes they're not Vogue robes no more that's just Andre's clothes just get you a little choir robe and put it on open it you just need a church choir robe that's what i love about fashion people they work in fashion so long they just start wearing the same thing they're like i'm tired i don't want to put on outfits anymore well i mean you see what anna wintour is giving us she's giving us that tired hairstyle that bang needs to retire

it's tired but it's giving like a young madeline and it's like sis you too old for this haircut uh or not even that you're too old can you just give us fashion can you also like anna we need to stop having so many milestones this year like we finally hired a nigger photographer it's like this is too late now they're and now they're using him for everything which we love but we do love that yeah but it's just like sis are you just gonna give us the same tweed belted dress all day like you're not even gonna give us a slouchy jean or nothing she said that's all you get yes i love that you guessed sydney we are talking about wait anna anna has first of all a bob with bangs you can't just wear anything with that haircut it's it's a very specific that's

why the haircut gotta go dude like give us something else i think she is hiding a big old rihanna fenty savage forehead underneath them bangs and that's why she hasn't stopped wearing is it a wig or is it her hair it's giving it's giving wig but i think it's giving wig let's ask andre talion or whatever he'll never tell he'll never tell us it might be on page 14 of the book you know because he's upset so he's like she was mean to me she was mean to black people and it's like yeah bitch we know we know not surprised you didn't leave you stayed it's fine you stayed because you know at the moment at the time she was being nice to you as soon as she turned on him it was like oh oh she's not nice and it's like babe we already knew

that but that's the thing about life i don't know as an actor in hollywood i feel like there's a lot of people who are mean that i know but i'm not gonna tell y'all they mean but if they start acting out of pocket and wild you know maybe i will hop on twitter and be like that nigga was mean like yeah i'm just gonna tell us after the pod we'll we'll like to know we'll stay on the line for for celebrity debrief wait lacy have you ever gotten scammed though what about this year uh so i had a your job i had a run-in um where i was paying my cleaning guy whose name is daniel and cleaning guy i don't even want to hear it you had a cleaning guy wait you're home during the pandemic and you had a cleaning guy come to your house i leave when they come clean i leave

the place and they come clean and then i come back so but you're home to clean as well but you just don't want to do it yeah well that's that creme brulee money whatever he did to you good you deserve it no okay what do you do what do you do so i just vid mode the wrong daniel and i've been mowed him for the cleaning services and it's only like 150 bucks because my apartment's small only 150 bucks you sent the wrong person 150 bucks yeah and then for two months i was like hey uh i sent you the money i said it once but i was like hey i sent you this money but it was an accident he he from somebody from high school no response and then when i clicked on it again after my cleaning guy had come back and i remembered

that i had sent the money to the wrong place the last time uh people had started liking the comment when I was like hey can you send this money back and somebody was like like you see I'm being robbed why are you liking this Taylor I'm not gonna say your last name but it was Taylor Taylor Swift we know who you are

$150 you should have let them have that Lacey you got it no that's my money and I need it now I'm of both of your minds cause part of me was like alright it's been a month and a half i'm gonna just let it rock maybe it's a blessing maybe god had used me as a conduit okay and then the other part of me is like no i work for that money give it back so finally he actually this

week and i don't know if it's because i got on twitter and i was like yo my friend robbed me and that's not my friend i don't know him like that but i got on twitter and was like y'all i you gave him the money yeah and you said it was only 150 as well yeah wow andrew well thank you andrew knows when to come in baby darling he's been listening wow pick your battles what side are you on i told you i'm of two minds i'm of both of their minds i got the red and the i mean the blue and the pink up here and like um and that's because they're both giving excellent lightning i know you can't you guys can't see that but they are thank you like they serve so much what a casual serve unnecessary truly but i appreciate

um uh yeah so he sent the money back oh gorgeous after i got on twitter so did you pay the real daniel yeah i always pay him i had to pay him again when i was waiting on the money i just had to pay him again because he was like i didn't get it and i was like oh i sent it and i looked i was like oh i said it's the right i ain't got it i ain't got it sir sir i bet like you gotta take it up with this other person uh you gotta go fight him you gotta fight him whoever wins gets paid that's it girl uh so no the scams keep coming they're they're coming and i love it i that's only oh the whole point of that story with the creme brulee sydney was to say because i got that much in unemployment and them niggas was like wait a minute

unemployment from the government eventually reached out to me and they took like five hundred dollars out of my um refund check one year because they were like we overpaid you and i was like bitch that's not my problem like why are you talking to me about this right it's just like the bitmo guy nothing when they gave you twelve thousand so yeah but fuck them for taking anything i took the l but i was mad about it i was like what i think you're allowed to mail me they kept mailing me like hey girl we overpaid you and i was like no i'm not listening and then taxes came and i thought you know i'm about to make it rain like the rest of the community and they were like no girl we're taking like honestly anytime this government sends me a

letter saying that i owe them money or something is short i ignore it because i feel like it's my right to do that cut to me in jail next to Wesley Snipes no way you're fine no I love a tax fraud okay well you have your number one stunner right here listen uh I'll be honest I haven't paid my taxes yet it's fine for this year yeah I had to get a new accountant it was some shit when I tell you i thought my accountant was dead and maybe that's a scam wait why did you think your accountant was because i what happened so i googled him i only say his first name but i googled bruce last name because i couldn't get a hold of this nigga i was calling him i was texting him i was emailing him and i was like why does he never respond and so i googled him and they were like and on google

the first thing that popped up with cpa was a nigga who was dead and so i was like oh my god my accountant died like that's why he didn't hit me back yes and that made you feel a tiny bit better but also a tiny bit worse right because i was like damn i'm an asshole then i found out he wasn't dead and i was like what the hell like it's been a mess it's been a mess girl f these taxes honestly put 750 in an envelope and send it to the government that's how we're paying our taxes this year we're all doing trump taxes now okay like the fuck is we paying all these taxes for 750 that's for the for the roads that we're not driving on no no i owed 80 000 so oh well that's a different that's for all the roads honestly they need to give you some plaques sydney i

don't send in that money without them giving you a plaque where they feel the pothole when finally when like no no no i got like everything consolidated and like they're gonna help me windle it down to you know something that's super doable i will be making a large post about it and i'll be giving myself my own award yes here's the last scam i'll tell you guys about um taxes are a scam so yes the government purposely underfunds the irs people lobby for it and the whole reason why is because if the irs is underfunded they can only afford to audit the middle class so that's why we get audited more than billionaires because a billionaire has money everywhere they have all this paperwork all this information it takes more people it takes more time it takes more money

and so since they simply cannot afford to audit them they don't and that's why we're getting fucked we need to fund the irs like defund the police and fund the irs so them niggas can get to the billionaires because i'm tired of paying more than i should or or the flip side of that is become wealthy never pay a tax again how about that see but that's america's scam they all but they be telling us we all gonna be wealthy yes but i feel like the people on this call gonna be wealthy i don't know about everybody else in america i feel like we're in a good place in order for that to happen we have to become the one percent and to be the one percent you have to be a bad person yeah you have to kill people you have to kill people and we're ready

we're getting pistols from amazon.com and girls girls jump in we're going murdering the best billionaire ever exactly jump in loser we're going murdering we're going killing come on my gun's gonna be pink because i'm a feminist like killers but make them women lacy for the people who you know might want to drag scammers what what's the what's the pro in it like why why do people scam overall because everything is made up everything made up stay woke so when people be like you're breaking the rules who the fuck made the rules mr rules man fuck that nigga like it's it's mr rules man like there used to be rules that we couldn't get

married interracially there used to be rules that all well not you andrew but the three of us couldn't eat in the same restaurant as white folks or drink from the same water fountain those were rules and they were fake and they were made up so it's like for me scammers are people who think freely and get what they want and yeah some of them are fucked up some of them are murderers and i don't support that but there are people who are scammers who i definitely look i support jaywalking i support tax fraud jaywalking to tax fraud is that what that's what we're waiting so is jaywalking when you don't touch the curve but you cross two streets at the same time that's not what jaywalking is you've lived in new york

that jaywalking is when i walk when it says don't walk that's what jaywalking is yes you've lived in new york for too long that's how we walk here right i'm like what let's just walk i want to know i want to know what you thought it was marie wait i thought jaywalking is like if you're on if there's four corners on the street right and you diagonally if i hit a diagonal cross no that's like a double jaywalk yeah no that is an art form babe marie did you think jaywalking was when you like walk in a jay let's do a jay a lowercase j baby that's when you walk in a jay like i don't know what the hell it is i just know that that's how we cross the street here and that's how the cool kids are doing it and anytime

i'm not in new york and i try to cross like that people are like shocked same i still cross the street like a new yorker and everyone always like you're going to die i'm like no i'll go on the street and sometimes like a car will pull up because it's definitely a green light and i'm deciding to cross because i want to and i'll put my hand up like this and i'll be like stop like a crossing guard exactly i'm the crossing guard now uh wait so city did she answer the question that you just asked because i don't remember what it was uh like what's the pros in like being a scammer like there's any good that comes out of it and she's like yes because nothing is real who makes that yes yes love the recap good recap do you have a do you want to

leave us with your favorite scam of all time or uh something that you feel like these people need to know about um yeah sure my oh go ahead i was like i wanted to position how do we get joanna scammer back because i think she uh like propelled a lot the scamming lifestyle and then just dropped off the face of the earth yeah and we need her back i'll tell you guys off the pot about some of that um but but can't wait for that oh the juice but i would love for brandon to return um he seems to you know not want to do as much posting right now but i would love for him to return because he's so funny like yeah so funny um last and final i'll leave you with the scam that i love the most which is anna delvey i think she's gonna have a show coming out on netflix soon

i hope she's getting paid from it um she's the white woman who lives in new york city white woman she's european and she hired someone to play her fitness instructor she stayed at several hotels and told them that she was gonna wire transfer the money and never did she pimped out all of her new rich friends that she met during fashion week she took a trip to uh what is that place called morocco um where she stayed in the hotel racked up a ton of money and then told her homegirl oh my god girl i left my card at home like i can't pay for it they saying the money not there but i'm gonna get you back and never paid her back um and the reason i love her so much is because in court when she was on trial when they were closing the arguments

she gets up she talks she does her you know witness whatever whatever testifies and at the end she goes i am not a good person and i was like oh my god i feel like people don't say that enough like if you're not a good person just like own it like no one will do that like donald trump is not a good person but that nigga will never just be like i'm evil like come on he will all he'll scream from the rooftops that he is actually a good person and it's like don't we all know we saw you girl we saw you everywhere that you had went so the fact that she owned that shit i was like let her free because she's a national treasure like the fact that but only a white woman from europe can get away with something like that because she got that accent so people

think that oh maybe she does come from money and then when you say something like wire transfer you can't be from new york and say wire transfer no you can't venmo me now but the fact that she had this little accent they're like yeah she she must be good for it you're absolutely right you can't say wire transfer wire transfer you're broke like who's wire transferring western that's western union for black people yeah no no that would have been my red flag right there the rich people are still using the wires apparently like there's levels to the wires i mean you you can't Like, you can't Venmo somebody $20,000. So, yeah, wire transfer, I guess it is.

But I think Shonda Rhimes is working on that show for Netflix. Because I auditioned for that. Ooh, I would love to see you as Anna Delvey. I don't want Anna. Why does Anna have to be white? Yeah, she was white, but whatever. I auditioned to be a fashion stylist that styled her for the court dates that she did. Ooh, you know they had an Instagram for her court date looks?

like every court luke that she had there was an instagram that was just like anna's court lukes because she was giving at the court dates so she pretended to be what his name anna kareninova what is her name no that's not what it is oh yeah because i'm calling her by her fake name because anna delvey isn't her real name she got many names but anna delvey yes yes yes i also love someone with so many names she's russian and she's 29 years old okay really she's so young well now she's 29 but when it happened she was younger she's 25 damn they shouldn't put her in jail scammers are some of the most talented people i know and i feel like they're just misguided and we have to guide them to the right path so if you have a kid who seems like he might get into

robbery and let me tell you how you know you have a kid who's a scammer they try to make a lemonade stand get that nigga a book because if they're trying to make a lemonade stand they are a future criminal you need to talk to them girl a mess any kind of entrepreneurship as a kid they selling candy out they backpack they do anything they're a scammer you just have to guide them it sounds like a any future businessman is a scammer is what you're saying and i love that for us the whole concept of business is a scam people just being like hmm people need things i will charge them it's it's a scam okay well there's three weeks left of the year or something like that i'm gonna do my best to end the year with a cute little scam i don't know what it's gonna be

yet but i think you can do it marie i love that for you i believe in you too thanks anyway lacy tell people who are listening where they can catch your podcast where they can catch you on socials oh guys uh you can catch me at diva laci diva lacy on all platforms and if you like scams and comedy you can come over and listen to my podcast scam goddess uh which is everywhere it's everywhere and if you really love the the episode can you please put that in the comments we want we want uh what do we want we want those um palm trees we want black hearts we want bitch i love you i'm obsessed follow that i love i love when i see the interactions they have with people that have been on the on the show it feels good it does feel good uplift the queens uplift the

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